Inventory
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Onyx Light Armor-
DR 5
Shields 49
T/B DC 12
Recharge Delay-6 seconds of not being fired upon.
Recharge Rate-33% Per Round.

Stiletto Pistol
Damage- 1D73+73
Clip Size 15

Hurricane Shotgun-
8D15
Clip Size 3
Special Rules. Shotgun spread-Shotguns may still hit their target even on a miss. For each degree of failure subtract half the HD, may reduce to zero.

Bluewire MK III Omni-tool
Shield 5
Cooldown Bonus 0
Med/Hacking bonus 5

L2 Biotic Implant
20% Bonus to all Biotic Power Force
Special Rules-At least once a day you will be required to make a roll to determine the side-effects from your L2 Implant.
Depending on the level of use, more may be required.

3 Crazy Disc Grenades
Damage 10d50+250

Badass Tomahawk (Throwable)
1d400+100
Special Rule- Warrior's Stride- On a kill with this weapon you may take an immediate Charge as a free-action. At the end of this charge you gain full shields. If the kill was by a thrown tomahawk you charge to the tomahawk and pick it up, again as a free action where you regain full shields.

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>>19231905
woot, MEQ time!

"Report" the hologram demands

"He was stronger than anticipated, I planned to bring him back with me but it didn't fan out." you smoothes your hand over your shaven head.

"Your orders were explicitly to observe only, you very well may cost us the recruitment oppurtunity now. We can afford no further mistakes." The hologram flares as the operator berates you. "The Illusive Man will be alerted of your disregard for operating proceedure."

"I'm sure he will, by the way, would you let him know I tracked down Achilles and Hector. They've been hiding in plain sight. Flying under the radar though, I doubt anyone knows their full potential." You smirk as you deliver the news.

"They've been located?" The operator seems surprised.

"Oh? Did I leave that out of the report? My mistake... They're on Terra Nova with the Alliance. Going by Haskill and Briggs now... I'm surprised you didn't find them sooner, it's been almost 8 years now."

"Is that why you broke cover?" the hologram inquires.

"Heh, got you curious now. Yes, yes it is, I sent them a message, I don't know if it will make it but I sure hope so. It's always more fun when everyone knows they're playing." You begin disassembling your Volkov Model 2180 sniper rifle for travel.

"This is not a game." the operator dryly replies.

"Heh, maybe not to you, as for me I can't wait to have a little reunion for old times sake." you eject the thermal clip from the rifle along with the stun rounds you'd loaded earlier. Damn shame about the Sergeant, he just wasn't willing to part with the armor, oh well, bodies don't last long in the rainforest, decomposition should begin in hours.

"Operative Ajax, you are under no circumstances to engage Former Operatives Achilles or Hector. They are extremely dangerous and a grave threat to our mission security. They will actively oppose any attempts at recruitment with violence." the operator fires back

"I'm well aware, Hector kicked me through a wall last time. He's gonna have to pay for that..." You smile as you wipe the blood off your machete, at least he'll have something to remember you by.

"This incident will be reported to the Illusive Man, you are readily showing signs of instability and..." you cut the hologram just as he begins his tirade. You grow sick of his constant moaning. He doesn't know what the battlefield is like, he's no solider, just another noise in the background of war. You make a mental note to track him down and show him what a battlefield is really like when this mission is over as you look fondly at the video you took of the biotic solider taking down the HK squad. "Geronimo...what an excellent soldier you'll make us..."

>>19231931
>Bum bum buuuuum

>>19231931

OF COURSE we'll join Cerberus, because Cerberus is awesome.

>>19231919

Had a little scene I thought you guys might enjoy on an off night.

Anyhoo, back to the matter at hand.

General Singh stands in full dress briefing the group of soldiers who made it through the program, you'd say a solid company passed the test. "I stand here with the greatest men and women the Alliance has to offer. Each of you a credit to your uniform and an inspiration to your fellow soldiers. It is with the greatest honor I bestow upon you the rank of N1 Special Forces. May your comrades be humbled by your bravery and skill and your enemies tremble when you step onto the battlefield. OOORAH!"

"OOOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" the crowd of marines yells back. Even the washouts stand at the sides of the graduating class, applauding and cheering. You catch a glimpse of Jones, his arm in a sling from falling out of the tree when he got pegged. He gives you a thumbs up with his good arm and a big smile. It's good to know that there are no hard feelings here.

>>19232032
Do we keep our pelt?

I want it to be the emblem of Jaguar Squad.

>>19232050

If they made a MJOLNIR project, we'd totally go for it.

Or a SPARTAN project.

But lets avoid any reaper technology put into us. If we can increase our charge ability to become like a literal mass relay, I'd be all for it. Or charge objects at enemies. CHARGED TOMAHAWK!

>>19232032

You have a couple hours to pack up before heading back to your duty station, luckily you thought ahead and stowed most of your gear before the ceremony so you have some free time.

You see Jones waving you over and you also see one of the soldiers from the HK squad that was after you.

>Talk with Jones
>Talk with HK Soldier
>Go wait for the shuttle

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>>19232048
i hope that we do keep it

>>19232080
Jones. Then HK.

>>19232080

talk with Jones, then talk with the HK soldier

>>19232048
Absolutely, I would never deny something like that.

>>19232078
Tomahawk is still level 1. I had some advances in mind ;)

Actually now that you mention it. Thanks to the advanced training you may select one ability to advance.
You health has increased to 125 as well.

>>19232112
we must increase our melee if we want to be awesome with our tomahawk

>>19232092
>>19232105

"Hey Geronimo! Congratulations!" Jones says reaching out for a handshake.
>Shake?

>>19232127
Don't shake, BROFIST. Then shake.

>>19232127
Melee is fine with me.
>>19232112
No shake. Hug.

...

Shake his hand.

>>19232127
"thanks Jones"

[x] Shake

Now that Mick mentions it I forgot about that. You gain a +2 to hit with all weapons you're proficient with and a +1 to those you are not. I will not remind you about this bonus.

>Proficiencies
>Shotgun, Melee, Biotics, Tomahawk, Pistol, Grenades

>>19232140
>>19232156
on second thought Tim, combine these posts

>>19232163
I would say tomahawk.

Next time we do biotics.

>>19232140
>>19232153
>>19232156

You brofist him, shake his hand, then hug him like a brother.

"Ah! Watch the arm! It's still a little sore" he laughs, "I'm glad you made it, you're a hell of a soldier man, honestly being in the hospital was a relief compared to being out there. That was some crazy shit. Heard you got a trophy?"

>Tell him about the trophy
>Ask him about something
>Other
>Farewell

>>19232174
i think melee increases our chance to hit anything with the tomahawk hopefully

>>19232186
"Jaguar Pelt. When I get my new squad, going to name it Jaguar Squad and use it as an emblem. Killed it with my tomahawk. My ancestors would be proud." The last part is mostly a joke.

>>19232186
I did get a trophy. I fought a Jaguar in the jungle and I took its pelt. I'm planning on adding it to my dress uniform or at least using it to decorate my quarters or something like that.

>>19232209

No, Wendigo squad will stay Wendigo squad. We can put the pelt into the squads coat of arms, or heraldry or whatever.

>>19232238
We get our own Squad. Wendigo will stay the same. We may snag a few members though.

>>19232209
>>19232212
>>19232190

Looking at list, geez I hate to Retcon shit but I"m throwing weapons in with Assault Mastery. Melee, weapons and other handy class boosters will be under that. Those two are too close and it's meaningless to have them as similar stats.

Tomahawk can be boosted by melee boosts but it has it's own skill tree as well

>>19232238
>>19232209

Derp, totally forgot we get a new squad on return. My bad, I've been away for a while.

>>19232242
>>19232238
>>19232212
>>19232209

With the promotion to Sergeant you've been granted a squad which as of yet has no members and no name. You guys are rolling with some fantastic ideas.

"Really? You killed a leopard with that thing? Geez, you're crazy man. Shit if that's what it takes to be an N program soldier I'm just not cut out.", he laughs again, "It was a pleasure working with you though, and hey, who knows maybe I'll get invited back and do better next time. If you ever happen to be on Benning give me a shout and I'll take you out for a drink. If you'll excuse me though I see someone else I'd like to say goodbye to." he shakes your hand again and waves to another soldier you haven't met.

>Action?

>>19232283
Speak with the HK soldier now.

>>19232283
we talk to the HK Trooper

>>19232303
>>19232329

"Hey, you're that guy from the forest", he says as you approach, "Hey, I'm sure they asked, but did you see the sarge?"

>What do you say?

>>19232385
"You mean the guy who fought me tomahawk to knife with? And then threw me around abit?"

>>19232401

"Threw you around? What like with biotics? The sarge was pure soldier, he wasn't a biotic. But you say the guy that ambushed you was? Shit, this is crazy, I don't understand man, where is Nick and who the hell was that following us around?" he seems pretty upset

>>19232466
"Think it was an outside force? The guy I fought was pretty damn tough. Most likely military trained. Think we could go over a database, I could give his description to a VI and we could narrow it down if he was in any military group. May pin-point us to whoever this guy is or who he might work for."

...

"I ate my wheaties this morning."

>>19232482

Brass already did, no results, guy is a ghost.
Your omni-tool even got footage of him. No one recognizes him and no VI search has yielded any results. Retinal and facial recognition both failed.
That face is burned into your mind.

"It's no good, brass already tried, nothing." you mutter

"Shit, I know something horrible happened, but there isn't much we can do till we know more. Trust me, General Singh will not take this lying down. We'll find him."

>Action?

>>19232482
Admittedly, I've been watching too many crime dramas.

And with the technology of Mass Effect, this doesn't sound so far-fetched.

>>19232612
Pat on the shoulder. Can our omni-tool now send out messages? Catch up with the team and send a love...ish letter to Karri.

>>19232636
"Thank you, I'm just so worried sir, he wasn't just my sergeant, he was a good friend and no one is taking it well. I'm sure they'll keep you posted. He rejoins his company as they head back to their barracks.

>Craft your messages and to whom. You have the relevant contact information for everyone you've met so far. I assumed you'd been collecting it.

>>19232616
No, no I completely agree, basically unknown to Geronimo this guy is a Cerberus operative. At this point in time almost no one is privy to the fact they even exist. They have people in the system, ways of making data disappear, it wouldn't matter if you got fingerprints and DNA there's no amount of research that could be done. You only have one lead that you know of.
He knew Briggs and Haskill.

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>>19232616
i like the cut of your jib good sir, carry on with the noir posting

>>19232683
Send messages to Briggs and Haskill about the man.

'Met an interesting fellow while training. Biotic and probably a knife specialist. He told me 'By the way, next time you see Briggs and Haskill tell them we still haven't forgotten them, and we'll be seeing them real soon...bye bye now...'

Figured I'd let you know

-Geronimo

To Karrigan

'Hope you had as much as luck with those shields as I've had here. Scratch that, I hope you had better luck. I've been tossed around, beaten up and attacked by vicious animals. And that was all in one day. But I made it. And thinking about you the entire time. Mail me back, I really want to hear from you.

P.S. Pictures of you would be great too.

P.P.S. Not in that way....well if you want too.

>>19232715

Oh speaking of which.

You have 5 new messages.

>Briggs- Subject: Your girlfriend shot me today
>Karri- Subject-EPIC SUCCESS!
>Karri- Subject-Miss you
>Karri- Subject-Geth Device
>Commander Sardis- Squad Assignment/Duties

>>19232764
Open them up, oldest to newest.

>>19232761

Waiting on you to read last post and for general consensus.
I like the cut of your jib though

>>19232764
let's read them from the bottom of the list to the top

>start with Squad Assignment/Duties

Mass Effect Quest right when I'm coming off of an overnight shift...oh the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!

>>19232789
>>19232715
My jib is apparently a good cut.

>>19232784

Sardis' first.

Sergeant Rennick,

Though I'm sure communications have been disabled for the duration of your training I thought it pertinent to go ahead and send this message for your return.
I'll be needing your squad designation and member list as soon as possible so we can begin the transfer process and begin a tactical analysis of your assets.

In addition congratulations on your graduation to N1.

Regards,
Commander Ralph Sardis
Terra Nova
210th Marine Division.

It strikes you as odd that he knew you graduated 3 weeks ago.
>Investigate
>Next Message

rolled 5 = 5

>Commander Sardis- Squad Assignment/Duties
>Karri- Subject-Geth Device
>Briggs- Subject: Your girlfriend shot me today
>Karri- Subject-EPIC SUCCESS!
>Karri- Subject-Miss you

in this order

>Investigate
please

>>19232842
how did he know that we graduated 3 weeks ago?

we must investigate this at once!

Right on, now we've got Braith too. Hope I'm not up too late for you bud, I just was bored out of my mind and figured, hey what the hell. I'll run one tonight and see how it goes.
I may cut out early on Sunday, got a date supposedly so if that happens this is to help make up for that.


Hey James,

The geth device has been frustrating me to no end. I seriously think I may drink all the coffee on this ship soon if I don't crack it. I'm seriously in need of some stress relief. You owe me drinks when you get home.

Love,
Karri

>>19232857
>>19232887

Need a d100

>>19232842
'Designation

Jaguar Squad. Reasons for the name will become clear when I get back.

As for team members.

Technologist Expert- CPL Kerrigan (Insert last name here)

Long Ranged Weapons Expert- (His rank isn't listed) Reggie (Insert last name here)

Biotics Expert-Corporal Harris

And three soldiers, an old soldier, a greenhorn and finally someone who can adapt to any situation.

-Geronimo

>>19232900
It's 8 in the morning here. 26 hours awake...I think I can manage a few more.
>>19232919
Last name was G'Ladion if memory serves me correctly...I know I've seen that surname somewhere else...brb

>>19232919

I'm going with 6 being the headcount on a squad.
(Basing it on ME basically being shepard and two others, I'd consider his a fireteam and then 2 fireteams make a squad. Blah, blah, bullshit I know...)

So two more. If you don't care past that I can randomly select two more from a dicepool =D

rolled 15 = 15

>>19232905

>>19232969
curses!

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rolled 51 = 51

>>19232905
Rollin.'

Captcha is wondering if we can meet Commander Ntroxo soon. Whoever the hell that is.

>>19232969
>>19232990

You dig his font, very professional

rolled 3 = 3

>>19232953
As long as their interesting characters.

Or hell, if we could have an alien on the team.

Like Spock or something that'd be cool. The first alien to join the Alliance.

>>19232996
Your attempt to pull up the average is noted and honorable.

>>19233012
*puts hand on your shoulder*
It's time to put the dice down for our own characters good.

Sorry no spocks in the Alliance, we're a human only party here.

Subject-Miss you.

<3

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>>19233120
Open that shit!

>>19233120
Let's...save that for when we have some alone time on the trip back.

>>19233125
... Preferably away from people.

Subject: EPIC SUCCESS

DECRYPTED THE GETH DEVICE, IT'S AMAZING! IT'S SHUNTS BULLETS ASIDE! WORKING ON REVERSE-ENGINEERING!
LOOK AT BRIGGS COVERED IN PAINT!
LOVE YOU!

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>>19233149
Hell yah open that pic, and save it, and upload it to the...fuck what is the internet called again?

>>19233149
Re:EPIC SUCCESS

How about melee weapons?

>>19233154
The extranet?

Not a good idea. Hold onto it for blackmail purposes.

>>19232948
Found it! Karigan G'ladheon, from the Green Rider series. Family name translates to "betrayer."

>>19233125
>>19233129
>>19233143

Subject: Your gf shot me today

That's right. You owe me drinks for the next month
Hope the ICT is going well, eagerly awaiting the celebration party! Goldsmith is talking about busting out the Ryncol, so you better pass with flying colors!

Semper Fi,
Briggs

>>19233209
If that wasn't a plot point, I don't know what is.

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>>19233154
>>19233176

You reply asking about melee weapons

>>19233233

Doesn't Ryncol cause kidney failure in humans?

>>19233269

Omni-gel apparently can re-attach spines so I'm sure we can fix that too.

>>19233233
Just send him the picture back.

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>>19233012
Getting an alien teammate could be rather interesting, but i suppose that would depend on where the plot goes.

(Good to see i haven't missed too much in this quest)

>>19233312
>>19233311

You send him the video back for his viewing pleasure. It looks like Karrigan had even done some in slo-mo just to show his face as he got pelted.

Well that's it for the messages.

Confirm following information.

>Jaguar Squad
>Karrigan, Reggie, and Harris with 2 random seeds.
>Assault Masterly Lv 2 for level up.

>>19233248
It was an interesting series. I think that point came up in the second book.

>>19233312
I'm hoping for a hannar, if only because of how they talk.

>>19233365
GO JAGUARS!

>>19233365
CONFIRMATION AFFIRMED SUCCESSFUL BRO.

>>19233384
>>19233386

What say you, fair tripfags?

>>19233408
sounds good to me.
Actually, which one was Reggie again?

>>19233408
Sounds good to me.

Which reminds me, whatever happened to Buck?

>>19233427
The perverted sniper.

He worked well under fire though. Plus he stuck out and seemed interesting. Hopefully they won't be too mad at us for transferring them.

>>19233427

Dickass Sniper

>>19233433
>Sounds good to me.
Dear god...

>>19233433

Buck got put onto Jackal squad after the 212 dissolved. It was as you were coming back with the liquor. A lot of people weren't here for that one.
He's still around and you doubt anyone would take issue with him being assigned to you.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Mass+Effect+Quest

Archive seems to be working for all but Filler Arc 2. Set this one up to be.

Alright guess we're rolling on, speak now or forever hold your peace.

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>>19233533
Then lets get going, can't think of anything else

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>>19233533
kick the tires and light the fires Tim!

>>19233568

Awesome messages away.

>Assault Mastery- Rank 2
+5% Weapon Damage
+5% Biotic Force
+5% Health
+5% Shields

With nothing else to do you head back to the shuttle and after a short time, board to make your way back to Terra Nova.

A few days later you arrive back on board. Karri, Briggs, Haskill and Sardis all wished to speak with you when you got back and had no further messages.

>You're back at the Barracks in Scott

>See Sardis ASAP
>Put duty on the backburner

>>19233660
>>19233568
Don't we have N2-7 to work on?

>>19233665
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsc57nK8mg&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=AL94UKMT
qg-9CaXQWXm_jx3V48EHh25nP2
PARTY ON GARTH!

But, uh, anyway. Let's go see that Sardis fellow, he sounds like a gent.

>>19233673
Not at the current moment good sir, all in due time.

>>19233665
Inquire how he knew we'd graduate 3 weeks before we knew.

Also bug Haskill and Briggs about the man.

And make sweet sweet love to Karri.

>>19233673
i think that's optional, we might go back to that at a later time

>>19233721
Besides, we did just make it into the program a few days ago. You can't expect a promotion that fast.

>>19233746
Yea, we gotta earn that first

>>19233718
>>19233721
>>19233746

You head to Sardis' office.

A striking red-headed woman sits at the desk in the waiting area.
"Ah, Sergeant Rennick, you must be hear for your meeting with the Commander. Well he's been expecting you, please go right in."

>Proceed

>>19233836
Thank you.

Then wander on into his office.

>>19233836
Proceed in. Stand at attention and salute.

"Sergeant James Rennick, reporting for duty."

>>19233854
>>19233857

"Ah good to see you again Sergeant, and congratulations on your graduation. It really takes me back, Singh still running the show?" he asks lighting up a cigar, "Smoke?" he pushes the box over.

>>19233896
Take one.

"Thank you sir. Though I'm a tad curious on how you knew I'd graduate, three weeks early. Either you were really confident in my abilities or your psychic. If your psychic, that's cool and any way I can be too. Find myself being ambushed a lot."

>>19233910

"Hahaha, no no, programing trick. I just had Cpl Chambers add a criteria for the statement in the email. If you'd failed I'd had an apology prepared. Luckily it seems it was unnecessary. Now then, Jaguar Squad? I like it. The transfers all seem pretty reasonable, Briggs and Haskill ok'd them all though I think Briggs was a little surprised you'd pulled Harris and Santos but thought it would be an interesting change of pace for them.
I'm still working on your 2 other transfers, I'll have to get back to you on those. In the meantime enjoy a little downtime. I still expect you to run drills but you can relax a little, I'll give you something to shoot at soon enough. Any questions about your new roll Sergeant?"

>>19233957
Just curious, but as N1 are we still part of our old unit or are we just considered an augmentation now?

>>19233986

Still considered part of a normal unit however as you rise in the ranks you may be called upon for special operations. Basically, you're an asset to tap for high level operations.

>>19233957
"The man who 'tested' me. Any word on him? I've ran several theories in my head. Either he was a mass hallucination created through stress at the time, a test created for the N program as some sort of over-arching mystery I need to solve, or he' some part of an outside group. He seemed too professional to be apart of a mercenary group, or he could have been the military arm of some political party, like Terra Firma. Personally I'd prefer the mass hallucination, makes me seem edgy and stuff. Chicks dig that."

>>19234000

"I'd heard, and no, there hasn't been any word as of yet and I'd prefer you keep it on a need to know basis. If word got out the Villa had been compromised it could affect morale. We don't know who we're dealing with but Singh isn't gonna take that lying down. We will find him and justice will be melded out. My guess is he was a high level N operative having a little run at our expense.
They often assist in the training of new operatives and this would be right up their alley." He states leaning back in his chair.

>>19234020
"Will do sir, although when I get higher ranked, does that mean I get to mess with newbies who just killed and skinned jaguars? Speaking of which, I really want that design on my armor. Am I rambling? Figured with the smokes we were being casual. Hows the family? Or is that too casual?"

Also whats the time frame like? Are we still in ME 1?

>>19234053

Hahaha, I think that's a bit too informal...
and yes this is the ME1 timeline. Though I'm making a few changes. Namely the ETA on Arrival is getting pushed back. I don't want the whole goddamn galaxy to end quite yet

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>>19234053
Like this human. Speaks quickly and efficiently. Reminds me of myself. L2 implants could be the cause. Feeding adrenaline into the brain. Severe repercussions. Could have heart attack if not properly treated. Recommend upgrading to L3. Or volunteer for L4 implants experiments. Large risk, large reward. Nothing new to Vanguard, of course.

>>19234053
this takes place during ME-1, so we got lots of time before we have to biotic charge/flying kick reapers out of existence

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>>19234091

Pic-related

Ok, so keep talking to Sardis or move on?

>>19234105
"I have nothing else to ask sir. Was that all?"

Tuck the cigar in our pocket. We don't smoke, but it would be impolite to refuse.

>>19234091
They didn't start showing up until, what, 3 years after the first game ended, and even that was some months after first contact.

>>19234105
Let's move on. Even if he knows anything else, he won't be telling us. Not yet anyway.

>>19234119
>>19234120

"That will be all son, guess you'll enjoy that one later eh? Tell Briggs and Haskill hello for me." He turns his chair as you exit.

>Action?

Yeah something like that. Shepard died for two years then however long it took after arrival, probably another year all together. I'm going for closer to a decade more than likely.

>>19234175
Salute and dismiss ourselves.

Find Briggs or Haskill.

>>19234184

You head back to your Barracks and walk into confetti being blown in your face and Briggs and Karri standing there with huge shit eating grins.

"SURPRISE!" the squads yell Karri wraps you in a big hug and Briggs steps over and hands you a bottle of Benning's Best.

"Congratulations on the graduation kid!" Briggs says smacking you on the back.
"Whoa, what the hell is that?" Reggie asks at the pelt rolled under your arm.

>What do you say?

>>19234237

Tell him what it is.

Claim we killed it with our TEETH.

>>19234237
"So there I was. Buck naked, thirty-no-fifty jaguars surrounded me. I was drenched in the blood of the fallen and as they charge, I shouted to the Aztec Gods, that I was not some cat-nip covered mouse toy. No I was a man! A man with an axe. I defeated them in droves. And then from their corpses I crafted myself a plane. A jaguar plane. Which I sailed across the heavens and punched every deity in my path.

Oh. No. Wait, that was the dream I had when I finally got some sleep. This is the jaguar pelt. I did kill it, with my tomahawk though."

>>19234253

"This is a Jaguar pelt, it tried to eat me, so I tore it's throat out with my teeth and ate it instead. I thought it would make an excellent coat and I was right. Check it out." you unroll the pelt and drape it over you, a couple of jaws drop and Briggs looks reasonably impressed.

"You're full of shit, there's no way you could have killed that with your teeth..." Reggie mutters, not used to being one-upped at parties.

>>19234289

Votes for ret'conning that conversation with this?

>>19234324
Can I still vote, even though I made the post?

>>19234324
one vote for this post please!

1+vote

Retcon'd

"Wow, I think I'll go ahead and take that beer back, you've had a little much already." Briggs says downing the rest of your beer for you.
"Anyway, to Geronimo and his badassness!" Briggs yells, everyone toasts you and crowds in to feel your pelt. You elect to hand it off to Briggs for now who assures you it'll be fine in his hands. Karri starts whispering how much she missed you and winks at you and heads towards her bunk.

I think this is a good place to stop for the night. I'm too tired to think. We'll continue on Sunday as usual guys.

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>>19234386

>>19234386

See ya then TIM.

JAGUAR PLANE, AWAAAAAAY!

I want that drawn up.

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have a good night everyone!