Continued from >>19203367 because autosageMagical Girl Questing Malai=========================================Rules:Roll 1d100 to determine actions.Highest of the first five wins.Try to keep it work safe.=========================================You are a YOUNG GIRL of INDETERMINATE RACE named MALAI MINDY, presently occupied with looking dramatically out the window of a sparsely populated classroom. You are not alone, but the CERTAIN IDIOT whom your extremely pretty teacher had asked you to tutor in PHYSICS might as well not exist. It has taken you from school's end until FRIGGIN DUSK to hammer into this vapid moron's head that FORCE equals MASS times ACCELERATION. God some people are stupid.You go to HALLESBURG 97TH HIGHSCHOOL in the scenic Hallesburg Arcology, New California, a lovely little territory on a lovely little garden world circling a lovely little star some 522 light years from Sol. You're near the top of the class in the sciences and maths, though your Literature and Histories grades aren't so hot. You have some friends but not many, a CERTAIN IDIOT among them.A CERTAIN IDIOT presently trying to stare down your shirt. >Name CERTAIN IDIOT>What Do?
rolled 12 = 12>>19203944Raven Hunter.
rolled 4 = 4Reposting my results.rolled 30 = 30>>19203829back to the gen: Ismahel Eoin CalhounWelp... guess we are not the only ones with an indeterminable origin. Face meet text book, text book meet face. Leave the books raised lettering imprinted on his forehead. Maybe a little tenderizing will soften his thick skull.
rolled 2 = 2>>19203944Certain Idiots name, Richard Anderson. Or some other last name, not a big deal.Rick, if you keep your eyes there I will charge rent. I will charge the type of rent that organized criminals charge. Do you understand?
>>19203980Disregard the new roll. And... I'm not sure whether or not I like the kind of crazy im getting out of the generator.His name is biblical latin, irish/scottish and gaelic meaning:God will hearYAHWEH is gracious"narrow corner" or "narrow wood"Not sure what to make of that.
>>19203929What textbook? Physical books haven't been used since centuries before the DIASPORA OF MAN. Throwing your ARGLASSES, which host the books, at him wouldn't really do all that much to a boy of his particular... stature either. And they might break, and then you wouldn't hardly be able to find your way back home.
>>19204049Damn, I guess we'll just have to make threats towards his fingers/toes/eyes. Tell him if his eyes aren't removed from our bosom, one of them will stay there, forever and adorn a necklace.
rolled 75 = 75>>19204092This
>>19204092I approve of this course of action. He will know who is dominate in this relationship.
rolled 92 = 92>>19204049Let's put our tongue in his butt. This is a reasonable course of action.
>>19204170The dice even seem to agree.
rolled 38 = 38>>19204170No, just no.We should threaten his future well being and his eyes. Consensus should overrule a good die roll.
>>19204198I'm prone to agree with the guy suggesting butt-tonguing, in this case. I expect that's just because I'm a Mahou Shounen Quest guy, though.
>>19204179>>19204170We can only hope Rosen can hue with the best of them.
>>19204004That's right. The CERTAIN IDIOT's name is ISMAHEL EOIN CALHOUN. You aren't quite sure what sort of substance his parents had to imbibe to give him a name like that, and if people hadn't given up on natural birthing centuries ago you'd honestly believe his mother had imbibed it during his fetal development. "Ismahel, ancient American women once put out the eyes of ogglers and adorned them as necklaces."The boy stutters. "Um, I don't think that's what the professor taugh-""Do I look like I'm joking?" No, you don't. "Eyes up top, or I might have to celebrate my cultural heritage."And great, now the putz has run away as fast as he can. And knowing him, his map's off again. Also his mother is one of your mother's exes from a few decades ago, and Dad's been saying she's been getting friendly again.>Wat Do?
rolled 40 = 40>>19204269Chase after him, I guess?
>>19204170The possibility has crossed your mind on more than one occasion, if only because he's one of the only males besides your father and your very, very pretty teacher you spend any time around. But you're a bit old fashioned, and honestly the boy is less infatuated with you than he is intimidated by you.So that third date is probably not going to come along anytime soon.
rolled 4 = 4>>19204269Head home. Let him fail then if he's going to be an idiot.
>>19204269Message him to turn his map on(assuming we can)>>19204049And whats this about not knowing our own way home. Are we truly so lazy in the future that we don't even know how to get home from school without someone holding our widdle hand?Or is the route home just that complicated.And the generator to use as you see fit. Or I can just create some quick lists for you. Five male and five female?http://www.behindthename.com/random/
>>19204321Let's bully him into letting us stick our tongue in his butt, then. He can be a practice boy, if nothing else.
>Also his mother is one of your mother's exes from a few decades ago, and Dad's been saying she's been getting friendly again.This future has some complicated social relationships.
rolled 76 = 76>>19204269Laugh internally at his misfortune. Message him to get his map back on. Wander on home, take the scenic route and enjoy the scenery.
>>19204344You send his glasses a message to turn on the passive guidance. He's blocking you at the moment, but honestly it's uncustomized opensourceware. Should be a piece of cake to get by.(Roll d100, Average of the first three rolls determines success).You do this while you calmly make your way through the labyrinthine halls of the Hallesburg Arcology. And by labyrinthine halls, you mean the open streets and playgrounds. built atop the office buildings and trainways.
rolled 16 = 16>>19204476Rolling for hacking. Worst happens he gets lost and we snicker even more. Try to stop by some nice gardens on the way home, we don't really have anywhere to be in a hurry right?
rolled 70 = 70>>19204476rollin'Leave a little bug in the code to flash inappropriate images by his eyes at the most inopportune times while we're there
rolled 37 = 37>>19204388I get the impression there's a bit of To The Stars in this quest.>>19204476Eh, here you go.
rolled 82 = 82>>19204476ROLLING
rolled 83 = 83>>19204476He is small time, we hack master. And multi lv cities, very nice.
rolled 78 = 78>>19204516We are apparently rather mean for a magical girl...
rolled 71 = 71>>19204344>TransformerFear Njord Rodimus Prime Shockwave, the Vikingbot.
>>19204527Where the shit is MSQ?>I need my fix
>>19204527You grace us with your presence lord Down. And may I be so bold as to ask WHERE IS MAHO... wait there it is, Rejoice!
>>19204507>>19204516>>19204521You successfully bypass his meager electronic defenses, gaining access to his mapping software, his location, and his camera feeds. Unsurprisingly, he didn't get that far, though surprisingly he actually ran in a relatively right direction. Apparently, he's hiding out in a playground not just down the street from you. Though, oddly, his camera is returning a null signal - not shadows and black like he found someplace dark, it's quite literally fucking nothing.It could be software side, so you could try tinkering with it, but knowing his maintenance routines it's just as likely to be hardware.>Wat do?
>>19204627As much as I would like to leave him to rot, our mother would have our head and demonstrate some of the nastier bits of our cultural heritage.Head that way while acquiring a weapon of some kind if we aren't already armed. At the very least a pole, stick or baseball bat.
>>19204627Tinkering with it would involve rolling 1d100, which will both be the roll for success and for "choose".
>>19204627Let's go sodomize him with a household object and make him fellate us as he cries.
rolled 52 = 52>>19204647Try fix it remotely first. No point going to try track him down if we don't have to.
rolled 13 = 13>>19204627Fix it remotely if possible.If we can't then we head that way, if it's a big deal we'll fix it, if not we can grab a stick and tell him to give us his eyes.Is this roll under or try to get a high roll?
rolled 72 = 72>>19204627Check his audio feed, accelerometer[s], etc. If you have the libraries on hand and his arglasses have the necessary I/O feeds, have them do an ultrasonic echolocation of his surroundings.(In extremis, somebody's probably figured out how to use a heartbeat to do echolocation mapping, although that probably wouldn't be as precise as ultrasonic.)
>>19204627Idiot probably tripped and fell. Head towards him and get the drop on him. Maybe a creepy message about how we can see him or something.
>>19203944>Rules:>Roll 1d100 to determine actions.>Highest of the first five wins.>Try to keep it work safe.That's stupid. You're stupid.The worst way to run the quests.If you don't want to deal with consensuses, use multiple choice system. It's arguably better than what you're using (still much, much worse than using user consensus.)
rolled 42 = 42>>19204627Most likely a problem on the hardware side. Just go find him.
>>19204732Oh man that would be cool to do if you had the expertise to pull that sort of hacking miracle off. You'd be like that old folk hero, the Bat Man, only like fifty times as awesome because you'd base it off of FUCKING DOLPHINS which are the best goddamn animal forever.>>19204704You look for errant code within Ismahel's arglasses and BOY HOWDY is there errant code in Ismahel's arglasses. Quite honestly, some of the code has changed from 'standard opensourceware crap' to a garbled gibberish. More disturbingly, it's got some sort of pattern in American, which if your language studies were any good speaks about some sort of deity having mercy. Or some pop icon banging a rap star, you can't tell which.Fixing up the code get's you an audio feed, but whatever is coming in from the video is blocked out by the auto censors your parents installed. And given the audio, it sounds like classical dubsteb from before the DIASPORA. So he might well have gotten himself into an orgy of some sort.You wonder if you might go continue that train of thought from earlier...>Wat do.(Any continued hacking action should be coupled with a 1d100)
>>19204845Yeah I'm pretty much running concensus now and using the d100 for success rolls. Disregard that.
>>19204845Implying consensus is all that great some times. People get crazy sometimes. But rolling should be saved for random encounters and challenges.
rolled 24 = 24>>19204874See if we can get past the censors. He could be in a back alley somewhere getting raped, we need to be able to tell. Or does it block Violence? He could be getting cut up.Really what a stupid system.
>>19204874Wait, playground dubstep possible orgy? Dear god man, we have to investigate. At the very least take pictures and spread them over the internet. Head over there right now, bring a baseball bat for amusement purposes such as scaring Ishmael and it might be something more sinister in which case baseball bats are awesome.Also why in the hell haven't we burrowed around the auto censors, I mean really?
>>19204845On the other hand, doing >>19204647 means that whatever it is we end up doing, we're likely to end up doing well, which is ... interesting. And probably not viable long-term, but possibly a useful way to establish initial character competencies.
>>19204899>Implying consensus is all that great some times.It isn't. I never said consensus has the BEST results. BUT, at least the whatever the result is, the playerbase knows that it is collectively responsible and not some idiot with the highest roll. Also, it keeps people thinking and suggesting more elaborate and though-out plans.
>>19204874He either has a yandere after his balls and winning. Or he is with his bros and they be passing around smut. Either way this could be a good moment to rescue or terrify.Move closer and find out whats going on.
>>19204922Maybe we are one of those "perfect girl in every possible way" anime characters?
>>19204908You fail nearly instantly, not for lack of trying, but your autocensors were programmed as a learning algorithm by your FATHER. And when it comes to putting up vacuum tight cyber security no one can compare. He's simply the best there is.But really, it's annoying not being able to look at porn. You have HORMONES dammit, that shit is necessary!>>19204952>>19204909You decide it might be a good idea to go check it out, just in case wherever he wound up is a blackout zone. You doubt it, because like hell would the Consensus permit a children's playground to lack surveillance and autosecurity, but bureaucratic oversight isn't exactly unheard of. You may wish to arm yourself before you go, though - a makeshift weapon is better than none. There's some piping around that looks sturdy, and you know the codes to the maintenance closet, so you're not exactly lacking for blunt objects meant to transfer kinetic energy.
rolled 100 = 100>>19205059Search for a baseball bat in PE storeroom
>>19205059>>19205095Bats are always fun. If not, a good sturdy pipe.
>>19205095You don't merely find a baseball bat. You find THE baseball bat.Enshrined within your PE teacher's room is a blood stained hunk of aluminum, a little under a meter long, gripped with the finest carbon fibers. Dented, slightly, near the blood stains, which begs an explanation from the signature. In blackened ink - INK of all things, that had managed to weather centuries and space flight, is the alliterative name of an old Deutsch folk hero.In your hands is the bat of Donny Donnovitch.>Wat Do?
>>19205186Fuck year!Now we are ready more than ever! Lets go and join the org- I mean, save the STUPID IDIOT!
>>19205186Well, it looks like when we go full magical girl, we'll have a blood stained bat and bash the monsters head in without remorse. None of these girly frills, mayhem and beatdown.Sing lovingly to our new friend while we head to where Ishmael is. Life is good, life is very very good indeed.
>>19205186>Baddies gonna get befriended so hard.In before the episode when we break the bat need to find a master smith to forge it anew.Anyway, were off to rescue Eoin, which also means John. From here on out we will call him John and he will hate it.
You track Ismahel down to the playground. It's not that far off your path home, just takes a slight duck off the roof of the thirty eighth rail through a ten square meter blackout zone between office buildings. Happily you hum a tune, glad to be holding in your hands a relic of what may or may not be your cultural heritage.The playground is fairly small, the sort that you used to play on when you were a child. A little for the children to climb around like a little monkey, a pair of swings attached for children who are clinically depressed to mope sadly on, and a sandbox, which even has a little castle that is half smashed by your friend having landed on.Oh, and a giant amorphous blob that is chanting in old American. What the hell does "TheLORDiscometheLORDisalltheLORDisONE" mean? And why does it fill you with a sort of primal dread that leaves you glad your autocensors are on?A cat rubs against the bottom of your legs with one of it's twelve furry tentacles, and you can swear you hear: "Oh dear. This isn't good. Would you, ah, mind giving me a hand dealing with this thing? I can't quite manifest properly in threespace.">WAT DO?
>>19205330I'm here to kick ass and to chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of gum~!
>>19205330>A cat rubs against the bottom of your legs with one of it's twelve furry tentacles,> twelve furry tentaclesSomething aint right. Is this supposed to be like that?"Who or what are you?"
>>19205330If I help you does that mean I get to beat this amorphous blob to death? Because if so I'm totally in.But before I accept, I suppose I should ask what in the flying fuck you are and what the terms of the contract I would be entering would be.
>>19205330TERMS OF CONTRACT ARE VERY IMPORTANT! WE WILL NOT BE SCREWED OVER BY SOME FURRY MONSTROSITY!
>>19205372>contractNOPE.No sucking my soul out and putting in a gem in some crazy entropy-reversing scheme, thank you very much.
Some generator craziness for ya Rozen.>Male:-Esdras Luciano Cucinotta-Muhammad Zhivko Holme-Prochoros Felix Patil-Nestor Iacobus Hannigen-Yakub Dániel Brune>Female:-Vina Juno Laterza-Eha Lamis Deniel-Saule Katrijn Koole-Jasmin Leigh Warner-Etheldreda Ukaleq Heeren>Options for mom and dad-Horos Hercules Chamberlain-Iarfhlaith Eetu Chamberlain (maybe they just call him Laith)-Catalina Lata Chamberlain-Merle Mai Chamberlain
>>19205457These are some pretty awesome names. What is this generator you speak of and can I have a link to it?
"I am but a helpless kitty cat trying to..."The cat thing looks down, and notices that it has tentacles."See, this is what I mean when I say 'Can't manifest in threespace properly'. I try to manifest as an adorable kitten, ond I wind up as this thrice damned eldritch monstrosity because the spellcode thinks that this is normal for you guys just because it's normal for me. I've got three fracking supercomputers working on this and they can't get the fracking details right. Sheesh!""Anyway, I'm supposed to be a kitty cat. And I'm supposed o be killing that thing, since that things a bit of a douche and by bit of a douche I mean has no respect for the autonomy of sentient life."You voice your concerns over the contract."You're in the position of power here, lass. I'm the one who needs help. But if you're half as eager as you look to beat the sheisse out of the asshole over there, all you gotta say is 'yes, I'll help you.' Then BOOM, magic powers, no obligations other than helping me deal with this mofo. I'll add you to my contacts on this planar space, but you'll be well within your rights to tell me to go fuck off. Though it will hurt my feelings."He makes the most adorable kitty cat pose he can manage."And you wouldn't want ta do that, would ya?"
>>19205521see>>19204344
>>19205529"You better show the contract, all the clauses and the fine print."
>>19205529Show me the contract you abomination of a cat. Your definition of "no obligations" might be slightly different than the norm, if there's fine print you forgot to mention I will note I have a baseball bat.If the contract looks solid then accept it and proceed to lay an unholy can of whoopass upon the blob.
"Yah know, ever since that albino putz tried pulling that soul ponzi scheme in that side plane, I've been getting this sort of bullshit alot. And really, it's kind of pissing me off."He stares at you."I hereby solemnly vow upon the weight of my soul that all I am fucking asking is you help me take care of this guy before he fuckin' eats your friend. You'll get magical powers, and under YOUR DEFINITION OF THE TERMS you will have no obligations to assist me further, and will, in fuckin' fact have the right to tell me to ge fuck off if I ever darken your doorstep again."He makes a sidealong glance, and you swear you hear him saying "smartass". He does have a bit of a point, as the blob kind of sort of has your friend in tentacle hand amoeba thing right now and it does look hungry."But again, I'd rather we not burn our fuckin bridges after this. There's alot of shit our cultures can share with one another, so I would, not as an eldritch entity but as a fuckin person who happens to be shaped different, like it if you kept an open mind towards my return."
>>19205746Right then bud sounds like a deal. Brofist the catbomination.Yes, I'll help you.By the way, I never caught your name. I'm Malai Mindy Chamberlain. Shall we open up a can of high octane whoopass on this fuck.
>>19205746>"Yah know, ever since that albino putz tried pulling that soul ponzi scheme in that side plane, I've been getting this sort of bullshit alot. And really, it's kind of pissing me off."HahahahahaOkay, lets agree for magical girl powers. Tell him not to make it some cute shit. We are a serious person... with a bat
>>19205804I agree no frills, no pink, no bows and ribbons.Either a well tailored black suit with a red tie or some smart looking military uniform.A focus on bludgeoning and being hard to kill. We're the well dressed terminator of magical girls.
"See, now that's the sort of shit that I like to hear!"The catbomination climbs up to her head, and starts an incantation that sounds oddly similiar to an old poem you once heard about a Dovahkiin or something like that. A blackened circle surrounds you, forming eldritch signs and pentagrams, infusing you with what you feel to be the power most suited towards you. Something that plays towards your STRENGTHS and makes up for your WEAKNESSES. A black tendril of nightmare energy carresses the back of your mind, asking, not commanding, you to CHOOSE.>Choose Weapon>Choose Power Source>Choose aesthetic: Tech, Magic, Magitech, Eldritch Sorcery
>>19205897Weapon: powerclawPower source: Dunno what you mean, emotion, item?Aesthetic: Eldritch Sorcery, because the other shit is too boring.
>>19205897Weapon: Our Artifact Bat, of course.Power Source: Not entirely sure what you man by this.Aesthetic: Eldritch Sorcery
>>19205930By power source, I mean, what's your magic based off of? Do you have the power of Math? The Power of Physics? The power of Love? The power of Hate? The power... OF SCIENCE? et cetera.
>>19205897Weapon, a blood stained baseball bat. The souls of all that it has killed lie in it still, waiting to add to its number. If need be we can summon a spectral army of them.Power Source: Those who have fallen before us, their souls, hopes, dreams and hate power us.Eldritch Sorcery, it's the only one that fits with this.
>>19205943>>19205946Ok, so more specifically it'd be the power of the dead for this one.
>>19205936>>19205946Derp, forgot about the bat.Weapon: Bat: But upgraded to be all lethal and whatnot.Power Source: Spilled blood of our enemies.Aesthetic: Still going eldritch sorcery.
Holy shit we are one nasty magical girl.I bet we go witch in a week.
>>19206011Nah, I think we should stay on the good side of the field, not only are you more likely to survive according to the theory of narrative causality, people tend to like you more. We'll slay evil with skeletons, blood and blunt force trauma. We just have a rather dark aesthetic and a violent personality.
>>19205946>Power Source: Those who have fallen before us, their souls, hopes, dreams and hate power us.Also blood
>>19206069Excellent. We can be a murderous, horrifying opponent that few would dare face on the field...and at home we play videogames with our tongue sticking out in frustration and try to cook but fail miserably and generally be kawaii. The whiplash people will suffer on our change will be delicious.
rolled 17 = 17>>19205943Weapon: Rifle with glaive-bayonetPower: Magitek (magic by science)Aesthetic: Full-plated power armor. None of that pansy skirt-and-ribbons deal.
>>19205968Voting for this.
>>19206109You're such a nice person, sure you occasionally threaten Eoin's eyeballs but only when he deserves it. You try to cook but have managed to burn water, you pick up stray kittens, you play with children in the park. How in hell are you commanding an undead legion of Nazis, with tanks intact, and siphoning the blood from the battle to further stain your bat?
Just to let you know, Rosen, you're on page 10 and falling.Whichever mod or janitor hit your first thread with the autosage bat hit this one, too.
>>19206142itsmagicidontgottaexplainshit.jpg
>>19205897Weapon: Convertable gunPower: Anti-MagicAesthetic: Magitech with full armor (no skirt)
>>19206153Are quest threads not allowed anymore?
>>19206142We're not gonna command undead nazis at all. We're gonna have viciously-themed powers that will make our enemies more willing to surrender than fight us.Nobody takes a little girl in a pretty pink dress seriously. Especially not when she yells "PRETTY PINK BEAM!"Now if said girl is dressed in dark colors with a nasty weapon, smells of blood and wrongness and screams "BLOOD BOIL!"Well, you'll get a different reaction.
>>19206208It's one guy with a stick up his ass, and moot won't do anything about it. The other mods pretend its not happening. Like child abuse.
>>19206153Fortunately, it's archived on suptg.I'll make a new thread after this, though.=========================================The incantation ends, and you CHANGE.It is not perfect, but it will more than do. A dress sewn of midnight void and the unending nothingness replaces your school uniform, a sleek, sleeveless thing that does no quite reach down to your knees, frilled with lace dancing the latticework patterns of noneuclidean geometry. Your arms are armored, cuffs that reach halfway between your elbow and shoulder, plated with silver enscribed with a dead passage from a forbidden text more ancient that the oldest star, in a tongue more vile than the foulest curse. On your feet, a set of boots that cannot decide whether they are strapped together from belt or eldritch tentacle that claw their way up to your knees.You hair let loose, and capped with a dapper tophat, and your ARGLASSES become a monocle.The bat of Donny Donnovitch begins to bleed."Not quite what I expected, but it'll do." the catbomination says. "Go get them slugger.">Roll 1d100 to attack. Average of first three determines success.
rolled 2 = 2>>19206222I suppose this outta work. Lets go bash some faces in.Can we summon minions and skeletons of the damned out of the pool of blood that the bat creates?Charge up to the blob, bat on the blood boiling with an unholy scream and lay into it just like Donny Donnovitch would have.
rolled 70 = 70>>19206222Smash its.... Closest thing the blob has to a face!
rolled 75 = 75>>19206222Badda badda swing, motherfucker
rolled 90 = 90>>19206222BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BAT!
>>19206254>>19206253>>1920625149, how very average.We're trying to roll high for this right?
>eldritch stuff>aww yeah>tophat and monoclewhat? Anyways: Apply bat to enemy repeatedly at high velocity.
>>19206222When you make a new thread don't have any text in the opening post. It helps prevent the Permasage.
>>19206472New thread
