Previous Thread: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19150253/Twitter to follow along: HereticalLoveQThe world as was known prior to the events that transpired on Dec 21, 2012, is no more. Nor is the world that it met on that ill fated day. Shit had gone south hard to the shredding tune of Powerman 5000.And people...Well, they changed.For the better or worse is hard to say, and there are those who argue either way. You are a member of the first genration, born after the event. You never knew what it meant to be human, you've always just been YOU.A half Frost, half Medusa with a heart of gold.And now a genetic disease that occurs amongst Frosts (male term for Yuki-Onna, ice powers yo), the Ice-Core. A shard of ice inside your chest that will grow and grow and grow until it shuts down all of your vital organs and you die a painful death.A disease that has left you with a month or so to live.A disease that rather awkwardly has you nude inside the bathtub of your childhood friend Karin's room as she tried to run a battery of tests to determine if a hot bath slowed the disease.Things were going swell, just peachy... Until her parents got back from whatever it was that they were doing, you've forgotten, now frozen (literally you've turned the water to ice) inside the bathtub.
Haha, time for monster girls.
>>19189280First, make sure ice freezing has not caused shrinkage in certain areas.Give Karin the "I hope you have a plan because I am desperate" look
>>19189280Simply sculpt the frozen water into a pair of ice pants.
"Lets not panic, we can be adult about this." You state quietly."Proposing a cool head? Big words from the guy who's made it WINTER in here!" Karin hisses as she scrambles for a pink and fluffy towel.You glance up and notice that the steam from the bath has now frozen, frost creeping along the edges of the mirror, ice breaking up in the tub as you move."I haven't had an accident in years, this is embarrassing." You can't help but smirk."Just take this towel and get out of my tub! Hurry!" The cowsnakegirl berates you as she glances in panic toward her bedroom door.Seizing the opportunity, and the towel, you spring out of the bath as quietly as you can. Which isn't overly quiet, considering all of the chunks of ice disturbed as you do. Some falling off of you to shatter on the floor.You glance down at your junk and notice nothing out of the ordinary, Frost's aren't affected like some mammals. You could probably have your way with a snow bank, if you wanted. Just another perk of your race.One amongst many.[ ] Activate Ice armor[ ] Scramble for your clothes[ ] Let the misunderstandings commence
>>19189385[ ] Scramble for your clothesWe do NOT want her parents thinking we're boning her
>>19189385[ ] Let the misunderstandings commence
>>19189385[X] Scramble for your clothesHave a proper explanation ready for the inevitable fallout.
>>19189385Ice armor or misunderstanding
>>19189385[X] Scramble for your clothesNo telling how see-through the ice armor would be
>>19189385[x] Scramble for your clothesWe should ready the "I'm dying" defense. If it's obvious that we weren't actually boning her, that should smooth things over a bit.
[ ] Let the misunderstandings commencehue then awww.
>>19189385Scramble quietly for clothes, maybe sneak a glance at her nic, fine, british-cowgirl-randomly enchida-engineer/wrenchwench posterior
[x] Activate Ice armorbecause why the fuck not
>>19189385>[x] Let the misunderstandings commence
>>19189385[x] Let the misunderstandings commenceWere dead in a month, we need to enjoy this shit.
>>19189385Clothes. now.We dont want to get caught with our pants down. we need a plan and fast
WHAT KEELED THEH MEEN KARAKTER?
Ice armor is pretty cool shit, but pretty damn situational. If you've learned anything from Prof. Oak, now isn't the time to use that.Instead, you snag your pants with your toes and shove them on as fast as you can, belting them closed just in time for the bedroom door to open.Standing... Slithering... Whatever it is that Echidna do. Karin's mom is in the doorway and you're dripping wet in melted ice and shirtless."Oh, hey Amber, how's it going? Ice to see you." You grin sheepishly.Karin's mother raises a questioning eyebrow as she slowly looks over the scene. You, just in pants and wet. Karin, beet red with arms full of electronics clutched tightly against her alluring bust."Erik, so good of you to stop by. Science, I presume?" She glances back at you."M-mom... Now isn't a good time..." Karin stutters, biting her lip."Oh my? Should I have your father take me out to dinner, leave you two alone?" Amber, a brilliantly colored Echidna who looks almost exactly like an older Karin, asks as she puts a single index finger to her lips and smirks."I-its not like that!" Karin quickly interjects, dropping her gadgets as she points at you, "Erik! He... He...""Ice-core." You say quietly, the room falling to silence as Karin stops sputtering.Amber's playful smirk fades, replaced by a blank stare."Erik, you've always been one for jokes..." She prods slowly."I wish I was joking this time, trust me." You take a seat at the edge of the tub.
>>19189564DE EIZ AYGE
>>19189606WRONG! EET EZ DIE EIZ KORE
>>19189606>>19189616Ice puns man
>>19189616>>19189606That wasn't a very ice pun
>>19189606>>19189616chill out guys
>>19189584hell of a way to break the ice
"When did you find out?" Amber asks, the twin cobras in her hair betraying her feelings as they coil and hiss quietly, anxiously."A few days ago, but they confirmed it today." You pull on your shirt, which quickly dampens from the near-frozen water still beaded on your skin."They're sure? Medicine isn't anywhere near what it used to be, Erik. The doctors don't have the right equipment, they don't understand the physiology of all of us anymore. They could just as easily be wrong." The middle-aged Echidna tells you, but neither of you believe that for a second. They know you were in the fields, in the trenches. They read in your letters that you'd been gassed, they knew what that meant for something like this."We were trying to test if a hot bath slowed down the rate of expansion at all." Karin says quietly, her face cooling off."And your parents...?" Amber's eyes bore into your own as though she already knows."I uh... Haven't told them yet." You admit your guilt."You can come back later and run all the experiments you want and we won't stop you. But right now you need to go and tell them." Karin's mother nods sagely, arms folded as her tail coils around itself."Yeah, probably."You leave hearing full well the hushed conversation between Karin's parents from the kitchen, hushed voices. You know they're doing it to try to help you in some way, and it's the thought that counts, but it doesn't make you feel much better. The adrenaline has worn off and the realization has begun to sunk in. Whether in a few weeks, perhaps a handful of days more, you will either be dead or close to it.
>>19189728Welp let's met our family
That weighs heavier on your shoulders than any gear you trudged through the mud and the death during your time in the service. You'd trade another two years of that to not have to go through this.Karin walks with you toward your jetbike in silence save for the rural sounds of country life; bugs chirping happily, and terror birds brutally eviscerating prey with a razor sharp beak the size of a truck tire. For once, the first time, seeing your bike doesn't bring a shit eating grin and sense of invincibility."We'll need to run the experiment again, I had enough for a base reading, but it will take time to get data beyond that. To see if it has any effect."You grunt in response as you put a hand on the seat of the bike, ready to jump up onto the craft. Something pulls at the back of your shirt, stopping you."I waited for you the whole time you were gone, every day when the train brought men home, at the station. I stayed up every night listening to the reports from the front, and I went to the market every morning to read the casualty lists..."You stop but don't turn around as Karin continues."A lot of the old men said there was no way you would come home. They said that they had fought in wars, before the event. That this kind of war wasn't the kind that young men came home from." Karin releases her grip and you glance back, expecting tear filled eyes. Instead, you are met with a hard, determined look."I told them that they were wrong. I knew you would come home, I knew that you wouldn't get killed. Just like I know you won't let this kill you." She finishes.[ ] Thanks, Karin *headpat*[ ] Of course it won't, I'm the Iceman, I'm too chill to die[ ] I'll be back[ ] Thanks, cleavage. I mean Karin
>>19189728>>19189280PULL THE SPIKE OUTHARDCORE STYLETHEN VOMIT BLOOD UNTIL YOU GET BETTER OR DIE
[x] I'll be backAnd then make some ice shades.
[X] Thank the cleavage. The disease may take us, but hue will not die.
>>19189865[X] I'll be backI promise you this.
>>19189868"Hey, check this out!"You quickly point your arm down toward a brown, murky puddle, and draw your powers to it. Ice quickly begins to form into a spike around your hand, a sharp, nasty spike.On that you drive straight into your own chest, Karin's eyes flying wide open as she lets out a panicked scream louder than you've ever heard.Pain, searing pain. But you can't give up now. You open your hand and you can feel it, the ice core. With a simple motion, you rip it out of your own chest."Hah, pretty cool, right?" You grin, before you glance down and notice the pints of blood spewing in waves from the gaping wound.You don't get another word in before your eyes roll up and you collapse, dead.A funereal is held two days later, attended by everyone you know. Your captain watches, stern face as always. The twins, Edda and Saga are the loudest there, their pained cries echoing across the tomb studded field as they lower your casket into the earth.
[X ] Thanks, Karin *headpat*She's been good to us
>>19189928Truly a heros death
>>19189928Well that was amazing. And worth a shot. That made my day.[x] I'll be back
>>19189928stop giving him ideas ffsalso [x] Thanks, cleavage. I mean Karin
>>19189865KISS THE GIRL YOU FOOL
>>19189865[ ] Thanks, Karin *headpat*
[X] Thanks, Karin *headpat*
>>19190020SHA LALALALALALALA LADIDA
>>19189280[ ] Thanks, cleavage. I mean KarinGoody, more delicious monstergirls and papa n quest
>>19189865[ ] Thanks, Karin *headpat*Except a few inches lower.
>>19189865Kiss and corny one liner
You falter for a moment, before cracking a smile and turning around to face your long-time friend."Thanks, Karin. I won't let you down." You put out a hand and gently place it on her head, in between her small horns. She tilts her head slightly toward you as you pat her hair, the sensation against your fingertips quite pleasant and only adding more to your already confused and exhausted mental state.You notice the tears starting to form at the corners of her eyes, and that is one thing right now that you are just not prepared to handle."And thank you too, girls." You add, making no effort to conceal your laser stare as the angle provides you a rather pleasant view of a nice rack of beef."Get on your bike and get out of here, I'm only letting that slide because..." She frowns as she looks back up at you, but thankfully the tears abated, "I've got things to read and information to find, so don't just tell your family and run. Got it?""Right, right." You swing yourself up onto the large jetbike and Karin steps back as you fire it up. You put on your headset and start getting the craft ready for a vertical take off."You owe me for all this worrying, you know. It's a burden to have to do it all for you.""I'll make sure to pay you back somehow." You give her a toothy grin, "Ice cream?"You're already in the air, engine at a high scream, before Karin can retort.The grin fades in a moment as you turn for home, as you realize the news that you're about to drop. You telling your mother that you'd signed up for the infantry was bad enough, this is likely going to be significantly worse.
>>19190115We are totally sexing her up at some point, even if it be our last act
Wait a tick, Karin is half hostaurus AND half lamia?
>>19190174yep. she randomly switches between them
>>19190115incoming "I told you so."
>>19190174>>19190195This is the best girl
>>19190208AND she's an engineer. and tsundere.
The flight is a rather short one, but it gives you enough time to think. Thinking about things like this has never been a strong suit of yours, especially after the war.You almost idle the engines, trying to give yourself more time to think. There is probably a right way to do this, a wrong way, and your way which is somewhere in between. Though given the circumstances and gravity of what you have to say, your way is perhaps not the best way.Half of you just wants to write a letter, drop it off, and avoid home for a few days. But while you are the ice man, you aren't that much of a dick. You're just really not looking forward to this.Even coming up on the six of a few harpy girls and trying to get a peak up a few skirts doesn't change your mood for the better, it just makes you even more depressed when you realize that chasing tail (sometimes literally) shouldn't be anywhere close to a major concern at the moment.Your mood spoiled further when they realize what you're up to and try to dive bomb you with their talons, forcing you to snap roll and accelerate hard to get out of the way. A few choice words following you, none of which you can hear, you speed off past them and near your home.The VTOL capabilities of your bike make it simple and efficient to land just fifty yards from your front door. Your oldest-youngest sister, Nadine, is lazing out on a lawn chair. She might lack the snake tail, but she seems to bask more than either Saga or Edda do."Home already? Not out half the night with some floozie? You must be sick." Your sister snorts, before she notices the look you give her and flips up her large sunglasses, "The last time I saw you looking like that was when you told mom you were..." Nadine trails off, her sharp eyes narrowing."Come inside, you should be there for what I need to tell you all."
>>19190195Well shit, and she has a large rack too... thats two of my favorite monstergirls in one on top of having large fun-bags. Damnit papa, you don't know what you're doing to me here!
>>19190235Papa-N: I thought the reason Zombie and Witch was on hiatus was because you wanted something LIGHTHEARTED.THIS IS NOT LIGHTHEARTED
Barefoot in her black designer bikini, Nadine walks almost silently along behind you. Despite you and her never quite seeing eye-to-eye (you blame the snake eyes in her hair), the two of you don't harbor any deep animosity for each other."If you're this serious, it must be pretty bad." Your sister winces."It sure as shit isn't good."[ ] Sit family down, break the ice, keep a cool head and tell them what's going on[ ] Announce it flat out as you walk inside[ ] Ask Nadine what she thinks you should do[ ] Crash the jetbike through the side of the house and burst into treats as you sob out the news of your coming demise
>>19190322[ ] Sit family down, break the ice, keep a cool head and tell them what's going on
>>19190270It got a bit darker than I had originally planned, I'll admit.
>>19190322[x] Sit family down, break the ice, keep a cool head and tell them what's going on
>>19190322sit em' down, keep cool
>>19190322[X] Sit family down, break the ice, keep a cool head and tell them what's going onWe're Iceman, we stay cool under pressure and this isn't something you do jokingly.
[x] Sit family down, break the ice, keep a cool head and tell them what's going onHnnnnnnnnnnnnnno
[ ] Sit family down, break the ice, keep a cool head and tell them what's going onBest choice in the situation
>>19190322>burst into treatsWe must become treats, the ice can' get you if your a treat.
>>19190322>[ ] Crash the jetbike through the side of the house and burst into treats as you sob out the news of your coming demiseWhy... why would you tempt us so?[x] Sit family down, break the ice, keep a cool head and tell them what's going on
>>19190322Ask Nadine. We need help breaking this.
[ ] Sit family down, break the ice, keep a cool head and tell them what's going onMy body is probably not ready for the inevitable feels from this
>>19190322>[TADAIMA!] Crash the jetbike through the side of the house and burst into treats as you sob out the news of your coming demiseYou force my hand.
[X] Sit family down, break the ice, keep a cool head and tell them what's going on
It only takes a minute or so to gather your family up and get them sitting down in the living room. Your mother having to forcefully remove Edda and Saga from their playtime by means of her stare, as neither one wanted to give up their game of Edda staring ants to a standstill and Saga freezing them into little blocks of ice.Your dad gives you a puzzled look as he lowers himself into a chair with his single remaining arm, but waits to let you speak."If you finally knocked up Karin, don't worry, we've honestly all been expecting it for a while. I don't think they'll take the news as bad as you seem to think." Nadine whispers in your ear before plopping down on the couch herself. Shrugging over at your mother who has coiled herself into a seat next to your dad.It is than that you realize you are the only one standing, dead center stage, about to drop a bomb that you wish you could defuse without a word to anyone."There's a reason I got up so early this morning, I went to the hospital." You start, and expect one of your family to add something about what STD you've contracted, but they all remain quiet."I got checked a few days before, but the doctors wanted another test with a new piece of equipment. I'm no good at this kind of thing so I'm just going to say it. They found an Ice-core in my chest, still in the early stages, but it is there." You drop the grenade flat, watching as it explodes into ashen looks of horror from everyone but the twins, neither of whom understand."What's an Ice car?" Saga scratches his head."It means your brother is... Sick." Your mom tells your younger brother, who still doesn't seem to understand the implication. How could a seven year old?
Hey, Papa-N. If we'd had the ice core outright removed in a hospital setting with a talented surgeon (I'd say Franken Fran, but she passes through 'talented' at 9001MPH on the road to 'Hax') would that work?Or is it encasing something (or several things) important?
>>19190581I imagine, fellow anon, that our Ice-Core is probably a significant part of several organs at this point... so removing it would be a bit like ripping out a chunk of Lung, Kidney, Liver, and Intestine, possibly all intermediary arteries and venins as well...
>>19190605We have an engineer. she can build us robotic organs
>>19190605Why don't we just have someone open us up and melt the damn thing?
>>19190610But this is post-apocalypse so no fancy toys
>>19190620A wizard did it.
>>19190632Have another wizard undo it.
>>19190624>no fancy toys>WE HAVE A FUCKING JETBIKEWhat do you consider MUNDANE?
>>19190644I SMELL A QUEST!
>>19190646well for starters, MRI machines no longer exist in functional condition...
"They're sure?" Your dad asks, his intelligent eyes focused right on your own. A full blooded Frost, he knows the implications of the Ice-core. He gets regular screenings himself, though the disease doesn't seem to occur in Frosts over thirty five or so."They wanted to run another test, but I could see it on the monitor. I don't think it was an error."Several hours of your tear-stricken mother wailing and your dad asking questions passes. The twins head back off to play, each of them telling you that they hope you get better. Nadine is mostly quiet, a few years younger than you, you figure it's her way of coping.At long last your mother calms down and goes to fix something for dinner, and Nadine heads up to her room. Leaving just you and your dad alone in the living room, where he reclines in the chair and shakes his head."I'd been worried for a long time, ever since we found out you'd been hit with the gas. I wanted to go find you in the field hospital right when I heard, but I couldn't leave. I had too many things going on, that late in the war." He watches you as you shift uncomfortably in the chair.The war is something neither of you really like talking about, especially with each other. Your dad had been a rising star in the pre-event military of the USA. In charge of the operation and maintenance of some very devastating weapons, a responsibility he carried over to the new government. Weapons that he'd been tasked to re-activate to turn against the enemy and finally end the conflict once and for all. A task he had succeed in, thus creating the Deadlands, a place where no creature on the planet could survive for more than a short while. It had ended the war all right, but it had cost him his arm when he'd been ambushed by a mantis assassin out to stop him.
"You know I don't blame you for that.""I blame myself, Erik, every day. But there are so many things we don't know about this world, about ourselves. There have been diseases that have wiped out entire populations, only to be cured with something as simple as mold. You've seen it firsthand, all the strange things and places that weren't of the world I grew up in. I know you well enough to know that you can't give up, not now." He nods, and you return it."Besides, your friend Karin would kill you before she let you die." He chuckles, "Now, I told you before about heading to Rick's place for anything he had on US Naval vessels. I was not a navy man, but I know a bit about some of those ships. I've been hearing some rumors about the sighting of a ship the size of a city, and that only meets one description I can think of. An aircraft carrier." He reaches to his side and pulls up a tattered book, before flipping to a page and handing it to you. You've read the book before, but you give the aircraft carrier another look."I'm not saying we'll find anything that could help you, there's no way to know that. But I know that during the event, some of these boats were busy trying to gather up all the information we had acquired as a species, the history of the human race. It's a hellova lot of data, and there is bound to be medical information among it. I'm not ready to seek out the ship yet, but I'll put my plans into overdrive. We would be all set to go by about 10pm tomorrow or so.""It's probably worth a shot, right?" You ask."I wouldn't discredit it. Anything might help." Your dad nods.
>>19190667>Possibly a huge cash of infoWe're dragging karin along I hope?
>>19190667Sounds like a quest to meExcellent
"So I should go see if Rick has anything that might help us? Diagrams, scuttlebutt, the usual?""Just like any other time you and I go salvage something." You dad nods, "Any info can help.""Rick still open?" You ask."If he isn't, you know what to do. Bastard still owes us big for that server cluster we got him anyways, as far as I'm concerned, we can drop by any time we need.Your mom interrupts to let you know dinner is done, "A simple one" is her description, which means it is a meal only fit for a king and not a far out emperor of the universe.Despite the taste, you find yourself with little appetite and quickly excuse yourself from the table. For once, no one hounds you over it. Generally when you skip out on a meal, it means you are too hung over to eat, or you reek of sex and don't want anyone to notice.You step outside into the brisk evening air and try to think of your next move.[ ] Get a good night's sleep so you're fresh for the journey tomorrow[ ] Head to Rick's tonight and dig for info[ ] See if Karin has found anything yet[ ] Pick up your friend Ivan and go looking for trouble on the boardwalk
>>19190667Why do I get the feeling that we'll find some data on a website called 4chan? And perhaps we find out about this lovely board and the many monstergirl threads we all partook in? That would be amusing
[ ] Pick up your friend Ivan and go looking for trouble on the boardwalkMight as well live it up while we're still alive
>>19190753[ ] See if Karin has found anything yetAnd tell her about the carrier. Also, some serious talk
[X] See if Karin has found anything yet, use it as an excuse to spend time with her.
[ ] See if Karin has found anything yetthen we[ ] Pick up your friend Ivan and go looking for trouble on the boardwalkPerhaps some time off will clear our heads for a bit?>>Will be back later, gotta take care of some stuff
>>19190753Personally I say talk to Nadine. I mean no one is going to be ok with it but at the very least we can talk to her about it...And if we can't do that [^] Pick up your friend Ivan and go looking for trouble on the boardwalk.
>>19190761>find /tg/>find this thread>inception>spin the top>cut to credits before seeing if the top stops spinning or not>Last was watching a movie the whole time>Max Decarus wakes up in his bed after a very bizarre dream about a dude in the past watching tv about monstergirls>40k was just an old one daydreaming all along
[X] Go visit Rick the Adventure Sphere for information on your adventure.
>>19190753[X] See if Karin has found anything yet
>>19190784>Max Decarus wakes up in his bed after a very bizarre dream about a dude in the past watching tv about monstergirlsOh can we? /tg/ needs more Max.
>>19190784I would love to see Last, Max, and this MC in a spinoff quest one day. Maybe when all three of these are over.
>>19190753[x ] Head to Rick's tonight and dig for infoDo that, and then get some sleep. We actually need to wake early tomorrow.[ x] Get a good night's sleep so you're fresh for the journey tomorrow
>>19190861Once upon a time, there were three little boys who went on big adventures.DA NA NA! DA NA NA NA NA NA!And they were each assigned various hazardous duties. But I helped guide them on their paths.My name, is Papa.[PAPA'S ANGELS][STARRING ANON AS BOSLEY]
>>19190753[ ] See if Karin has found anything yet and go info hunting
The allure of the night proves too much for you, despite knowing that you'll want to be fresh to head out tomorrow for wherever it is that your dad plans to go. You've always been a night person.The jetbike takes a minute to get back into the air, and soon you find yourself soaring through the dusk sky on your way back to Karin's home. It's unlikely she's found anything yet, but you never know, she surprises everyone pretty often.Opening up the throttle rewards you with incredible speed and a bit of a rush as you turn over and dive for the deck. The ground comes rushing up at you before you level out and spin back upright. Your fancy and daring flying gets you to Karin's quite fast, even for yourself. Fast enough that you just land conventionally on Jimbo's rather rough airfield, rather than feather the controls and take the time for a vertical landing.A terror bird scatters before you can ready your G3 and crack a shot off. Smart hunters, they know better than to try to attack in the open. But go slinking through the woods at night, and they get a bit more daring..."Yo! Back so soon?" Jimbo calls out from beneath a rusty old world automobile. You know he knows, but he's trying to not treat you differently for your own sake. He's not just a big dumb mechanic like a lot of folk think, there is a spark of genius somewhere in that horned skull.
"Yeah I'm headed to a skin bar and I was hoping Karin could break a few bills for me.""She's shut up in her room, haven't seen her since you left. Hand me that socket wrench, will you?" He points at a large tool, which you place on his palm before heading for the front door."Hey Karin? What size bra do you wear? I put money on a double D but I think I may have guessed to conservatively." You shout up the stairs, trying to get a rise out of her."Shut up and get up here! I've been reading!"[ ] "You? Reading? Nahhh!" Head upstairs[ ] Grab one of her bras off the clothesline, be reading the tag when you walk into her room[ ] Get her to come outside instead
>>19190761The last time that happened in a quest it gave Homeless People Psych Powers
>>19190914[X] "You? Reading? Nahhh!" Head upstairs
[X] Get in her roooooom.
>>19190914>[ ] "You? Reading? Nahhh!" Head upstairs
>>19190914>[ ] Grab one of her bras off the clothesline, be reading the tag when you walk into her room
[X] "You? Reading? Nahhh!" Head upstairs
>>19190844>>19190861>>19190900More Max? Maybe some day
>>19190914[ ] "You? Reading? Nahhh!" Head upstairs
>>19190914[ ] Grab one of her bras off the clothesline, be reading the tag when you walk into her room
>>19190914[^] Grab one of her bras off the clothesline, be reading the tag when you walk into her room
>>19190914[X] Grab one of her bras off the clothesline, be reading the tag when you walk into her room
>Fucking birds outside having a concert 2am.>Wake up>/tg/ open.>New Generation ADoodling is fun when there's work tomorrow and you need to FUCKING SLEEP OH BIRDS COME ON!
"You? Reading? Nahh. You aren't fooling me, quit fingerbanging yourself and put your panties back on, I'm here for business not pleasure." You smirk."My my....""Erk..." You didn't notice Karin's mother sitting close by in the other room, you'd thought she was out somewhere.Without another word (as you figure none would help at this point), you sprint up the stairs two at a time and kick the door wide open when you reach the top.Karin is sitting in front of a computer, her eyes now giving you a very disproving look through her small reading glasses as she turns to her door."Huh. Though for sure you'd be fist deep by now." You scratch your head and duck out of the way as a book goes sailing past."Just what kind of girl do you take me for?! Shut up and sit down!" She points to a nearby chair with her foot, which is covered in a long white stocking."Don't think I don't know you weren't watching some hardcore spidergirl on crabgirl action before I came in, 'cuz I KNOW." You stare at her hard."Again, shut up and sit down. Also the proper term is Arachne, not spidergirl." Karin spins her chair around to face you as you take a seat."What have you got for me aside from spider porn?""I've been doing some thinking and some research. Conventional medicine is pretty far behind in a lot of regards when it comes to us, it got used to being so standard because of one species, but that just isn't the case anymore." Karin crosses her legs and flattens down a purple ruffled skirt before looking back up at you.
>>19190992Awww yeah, dat art. What is the bottom part written in? Gah, I need to find my prime's power cable and draw a map for this quest, keep forgetting.Also it might not help today, but putting a few fake owls around your place gets birds to stay clear, at least for a while.
>>19191022Why not do some...surgery. And have someone just melt the ice-core while it's exposed?
>>19190914[ ] Grab one of her bras off the clothesline, be reading the tag when you walk into her roomLikely end up being her mothers... nah too amusing to pass up.
>>19191053I'm pretty sure it is Generation A in Japanese
>>19191053They be moonrunes. Thought that maybe I could do some japanese game poster style thing, but realized that the text should be rammed together and there should be some weird subtext."Iceman adventures" or "The Cool prophecy"...Or "TADAIMA!"
"Never took you for being the spiritual medicine kind of girl, what with all of your sciency stuff and whatnot. We going to burn some incense and chant a bit? Maybe get naked and...""AHEM! As I was saying, conventional medicine may not be the best approach. Digging through medical texts and whatnot probably won't allude to anything even resembling the Ice-core. Instead I turned my focus toward thinking about you, in particular, your species. You may be a half, but you are much closer to the Frost side than the Medusa one. We both know that our respective races existed before the event, on the other world that the human one met. Those original Frosts might be gone, but they left behind pieces of themselves. Ruins, artifacts, history." Karin ticks off her fingers, before glaring at you, "My eyes are up HERE.""Sorry. Castles, chess, tits, books... You were saying?""...I was TRYING to say that we should ignore human medicine and see what it is that YOUR people did. Archeology is a lost profession, has been ever since the event. Hard to justify digging and such when most of us are just trying to rebuild from the rubble of the apocalypse. Your species, the Frosts, they originated in the harsh north of their world. I have some locations and such, but beyond that, little is know about their history or how they lived." Karin points at her computer screen and you see a map with several marked locations."What are you implying?" You glance back at your childhood friend, who sighs.
>>19191097>>19191124Man I would never leave my apartment if I could read moon...>tadaima>my sidesI like how the bike is pretty WWI-ish with the machinegun right on top like that
>>19191199Road trip to Canada then?
"You really are dense, you know that? I'm saying we go find whatever fragments we can of the Frost civilization, to find what they knew, and maybe some real answers!" She leans excitedly forward, flashing you with a whole lotta skin without realizing it."So you're saying we go find some ruins and shit? I'll be honest, I'm not sure how much that is going to help...""Well... I'll admit it is a longshot, but I believe it's a better one than expecting anything from current medicine." Karin idly thumbs a book she picked up, "I mean, we could leave tonight. I've got that big plane we could take and everything..."You know she has a plane, a nice big one that could easily make the journey to any one of those locations listed on that map, and do so comfortably. That isn't what concerns you. It's the fact that each of them lies in the Deadlands, where neither of you could survive, all except for one.Which is smack dab in the center of gorilla territory.Guerrilla gorilla territory."You know...""Yes, I know!" Karin snaps, "But some damn rebel apes aren't going to stop me."[ ] "We can try that after I go find this carrier with my dad. I think it will have a lot of relevant data."[ ] "Why are we still sitting here instead of packing? Why couldn't it be somewhere warm so you could take a bikini instead of a parka?"[ ] "Lets hold off for now and maybe go see if Rick has anything on the carrier, first."
>>19191242[X] "Lets hold off for now and maybe go see if Rick has anything on the carrier, first."The carrier ought to have something and it'll be a quick trip. If we go north we'll be looking there until we either find answers or I die, we need to try the quick options first.
>>19191242>Guerrilla gorilla territory.this thread suddenly got more awesomei thought that was impossible
>>19191242[ ] "We can try that after I go find this carrier with my dad. I think it will have a lot of relevant data." Addendum: "And maybe something we can use to make getting through the Gorillas easier."
>>19191242[ ] "We can try that after I go find this carrier with my dad. I think it will have a lot of relevant data."
>>19191242[^] "We can try that after I go find this carrier with my dad. I think it will have a lot of relevant data."Not just data but maybe some equipment too. Stuff that they may have yet to reproduce.
[ ] "Lets hold off for now and maybe go see if Rick has anything on the carrier, first
[ ] "Lets hold off for now and maybe go see if Rick has anything on the carrier, first."
To Rick James first.
>>19191242[X] "Lets hold off for now and maybe go see if Rick has anything on the carrier, first."
>>19191326It... It's beautiful...
So wait..If our hair turns into ice snakes when it grows longer...what about pubic hair? Oi that sounds horrifying.Or awesome. If we can find someone into that.
>>19191396Well when you artificially inseminate a cow you do go in as far as the elbow... Damn my farmer heritage!
>>19191396Oh and if we ever did get with Karin, what if we're doing it with her and she goes from cow-girl to Echidna? Does all her stuff...y'know stay the same?
"As much as eloping with you sounds like a good time, I think we should check with Rick at his place first, see if he has anything that might be of use for what you're planning or the carrier thing with my dad.""Eh? Rick? That's all the way in town..." Karin trails off when she notices your devilish grin.She may be a mad scientist and all of that, but she's still a girl.A girl terrified of riding a jetbike, especially one with you at the helm."W-we can take a car, or something!" Karin panics desperately as you grab her around the wrist and start to pull. Significantly smaller and weaker than you, she's unable to escape your grasp as you start to pull her out of her room."No no no no... Not the bike..." She pleads with wide eyes as you keep pulling her along, cackling like a madman as you do.[ ] You better hold on tight. I feel the need. The need... FOR SPEED[ ] Yeah yeah go grab some truck keys
>>19191446[x] You better hold on tight. I feel the need. The need... FOR SPEED
>>19191446[ ] Yeah yeah go grab some truck keysbe a gentleman for once
[ ] Yeah yeah go grab some truck keysBut we're riding wingman when we go to the ruins.That is, you're going to be our wingman.
>>19191446[X] You better hold on tight. I feel the need. The need... FOR SPEEDMake it a more gentle ride though, only a few snap rolls. It's also faster, and we're in a hurry.
[x] Ride bike, go slow. Que romantic shit.
>>19191446[^] You better hold on tight. I feel the need. The need... FOR SPEEDGotta go fast. But fast isn't fast enough.
>>19191446Alright I we won't take the bike.However you have to wear those panties I like. You know, the ones your mom and dad, thought they got rid of?
[X] Yeah yeah go grab some truck keys
>>19191446[x] You better hold on tight. I feel the need. The need... FOR SPEEDBut then we drive similarly to a normal person.
[X] Need for speed
>>19191491This. Gentlemanly bike ride. Romantic, even. Catch a flower in our mouth sorta thing.
>>19191446[X] THE NEED FOR SPEED. Assure Karin that we don't have time to think here. If we think, we're dead.
>>19191446 The bike
>>19191520I vote for this as well
>>19191446>Yeah yeah go grab some truck keys
>[ ] You better hold on tight. I feel the need. The need... FOR SPEEDGOTTA GO FAST
"Oh yes, the bike. I'm on a pretty strict timeframe here babe, not going to fritter any of it away plodding along on the ground when I can make the trip in just a few short minutes on my magic flying mobile." You keep pulling, and Karin finds herself unable to escape.Though when she latches on to the bannister, you break her grip free and pick her up, starting to carry the thrashing girl."Off to have some fun, Erik?" Karin's mom pipes up from behind a book."Terrifying your daughter, yeah.""Mom! Help me!" Karin pleads."You two have a good time.""Moooommmm!!!!"But you've already got her out the front door and into the dark night beyond, despite her thrashing and protests. Even Jimbo just chuckles as he watches you carry his struggling daughter off toward the bike.You put her in front of you until you get the engine started, so you can hold her in place and prevent her escape. Once high enough into the air to prevent her from just jumping back to the ground, you swing her around to the seat behind you."Y-you're such an asshole!" Karin hammers her fists on your back, until you dip the front of the bike forward and she's forced to grab you around the middle while screaming her lungs out."Why did I build this for you?! WHY?!?!?"
Need for speed.
>>19191605SO YOU COULD JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB*APPLY KISS*
>>19191605Why did she build this for us?Blackmailing her with naked photos? Promise we would stop hitting on her mom? Or is it because she is in love with us. And as she watches us go out with other women, she just asks 'Why not me?' And we constantly friend zone her.>Iknowthatfeelz.jpg
>>19191605large, vibrating mechanical object that goes between the legs... you tell me
Before she gets it in her head to try to wrestle you for control of the jetbike, you get the engine going and into some more serious speed. Karin screaming at you as she clutches you too tightly, her breasts smashed into your back which you are quite aware of through the rather thin fabric."Relax and I'll slow down. Keep it up and I'll speed up more." You warn her."You. Are. Such. An. Asshole." She bites out as she slowly lets up her grip and you ease back on the throttle. Already you're quite high up, crusing along headed for the bright lights of the town in the distance."I know, this is not news to me at this point." You reply flatly."How much longer till we get there?" She asks, her voice muffled by her mouth being pressed into your back, nearly at your neck."Not too long, way faster than taking the roads. And a lot more stylish. Besides, how are you fine with a plane but not with this?""Because a plane has seatbelts and a lot better safety record." Karin retorts."Bah, both of those are overrated. Besides, I won't let you fall off."Karin almost says something before you begin the easy dive down toward the town. She flips the fuck out despite the fact that you're taking it VERY easy at a light angle, coming in for one of your slowest landings ever.At last, you touch down in the rear yard of Rick's place."Jesus christ, is that you, Erik? I thought for sure you were some geriatric who thought they were on a moped.""Shut your jaw thingies, I don't want to hear it from you." You shrug at Rick as the centipede comes crawling out of his store and toward your bike."Oh ho? Karin? You were crazy enough to get on a jetbike with this mother fucker?""Hi, Rick." Karin waves politely.
You help her down off of the bike and onto her shaky legs, she grabs your arm to keep herself from falling over."So what brings you two lovemonsters to my place this late at night? I told you, Erik, I don't sell contraceptives.""Its cool man, I just bareback it anyways.""Can we PLEASE get on with why we came?" Karin steps down hard on your foot."Latex allergy, s'why she's so cranky." You shrug."I hate both of you." Karin whines as Rick leads you both inside the drab concrete structure."So what brings you here tonight, Erik? Business I assume?"[ ] Inqure about US Naval Carrier first[ ] Ask about Frost ruins first
>>19191828[X] Inqure about US Naval Carrier first
>>19191828Naval carrier first. I have a feeling it holds something.
>>19191828[x] Naval CarrierIt's what we were given first so we may as well ask about it first.
>>19191828Why don't we ask him we have both questions and shoot for what he has the most info for first?
[X] Ask about Frost ruins first
>>19191828[^] Inqure about US Naval Carrier firstWe can, I hope, get some info about Ruins after we deal with the Carrier.
>>19191828Carrier first. Then Frost ruins.The carrier seems like what he'd be best at.
>>19191828[ ] Carrier first
"Always business, you know how we roll. Dad wants to know if you've got anything about US naval carriers, the usual stuff, you know." You idly flip over a dusty old magazine on one of Rick's counters."Navy carriers, eh? Shit I remember those things back when I just had four limbs. Big damn things, really big. I know I can get you some maps maybe, plans, that sort of thing, right?" He rubs TOO MANY of his crazy fucking legs together."Yes, and for fuck's sake that is creepy as all hell.""Eh, sorry, can't help myself. Heard some rumors about a carrier still floating around somewhere out on the ocean, some say it has a skeleton crew. Actual skeletons, mind you." He talks as he shuffles around some papers."Yeah and they also said that the military base dad and I hit up was full of rabid werewolves. They were fucking bees, Rick, bees. I've never fended off so much puss... Err, so many hostiles, except for the war.""I told you, that one WASN'T my fault. It was bad intel that I got passed down, not on me." Rick scowls through his mandibles."Why can't it ever be catgirls? Why is it never catgirls, always bees or ants or suck vores?" You shudder.
"Anyways Erik, its too late for me to be finding anyone I know. All my good info people are drunk by this point, passed out kind of drunk. I need some new sources. I'll dig around some of these old files but it's up to you if you want to wait around in here for it. Might take a while." He gestures at a mountain of papers, magazines, computer terminals..."How do you keep track of all of this shit?" You ponder out loud."I don't. Hence why it always takes so long for me to find shit. I run a junk shop, Erik, the information business is more of a side project. Anyways, you guys can either take a seat or go into town or something. Either way, I need some time to search." Rick sticks a stogie in his jaws, "Also, don't tell the wife about this. She thinks I quit a few years ago."[ ] Stay at Rick's shop, get info as soon as he finds it[ ] Leave him to it and go into town, see what there is to do[ ] Rat Rick out to his wife
>>19192010[X] Leave him to it and go into town, see what there is to do
>>19192010[^] Leave him to it and go into town, see what there is to doMight as well spend sometime out in the town. Unless Karin WANTS to go through all that bullshit. Then we can just sleep or something.
>>19192010[x]Go into town, also dropping the question about the Frost ruins.
>>19192010[ ] Leave him to it and go into town, see what there is to doTake Karin out!
[ ] Leave him to it and go into town, see what there is to doMaybe a pier with a ferris wheel? That'd be fun.
[X] head into town with Karin
>>19192010[ X ] Leave him to it and go into town, see what there is to doWell, I was going to say stay until we got the info, time frame and all, but if you guys want to paint the town red who am I to disagree.>implying this would ever get airborneAnyway, I wanted to take a break from drawing other stuff, so I made this. Not sure if this is really what you had in mind, but dammit, if it flies it needs control surfaces. Thrust vectoring will only get you so far man.
>>19192099That... is an awesome bike...
"Yeah I'mma take this here cowgirl out onto the town. Sure as shit better than sticking around and getting creeped out by all of your god damn leg thingies.""Hah, have fun. Bring me back some beer, though, will ya?" Rick spins his head around to look at you."Yeah sure, but you don't get it until you have something for me. I still remember last time you got sloshed and tried finding stuff. Took forever to put out that fire.""Yeah," Rick's eyes glaze over and he grins as though remembering it warmly, "Burnt up all the wife's spare furniture. I was wondering how I'd get that half of the garage back.""Wonderful. Have fun digging, we'll be back in a few hours. If you find anything but crash before we get back, just leave it somewhere I can find it." You hold the door open for Karin and depart from Rick's storefront."You know it would be faster if we waited, right? Also you forgot to ask about the Frost ruins." Karin informs you as she speeds up to walk alongside you toward the buzzing town."I would have fallen asleep waiting there, boring as hell. Also you can't set Rick to two tasks and expect him to complete either of them. He has a pretty one track mind for having so many limbs. Maybe it's because he has so many..." You ponder."Right. So what did you have in mind?" Karin asks, and you catch her glancing up at you repeatedly out of the corner of your eye."Well there's a lot to do in this town at this time of night, depending on what you want to do."
>>19192099It looks entirely unsafe, wildly uncontrollable, and probably unsuited for flight.It is perfect, I could have never designed one better. That is pretty much exactly along the lines of how I'd envisioned the jetbikes. Wanted them to kind of be almost WWI stylized with the guns/etc so that is right on the money.>dat nose artyesss
>>19192161I concur, fellow anon. Time for some delicious frozen dairy.
>>19192177>where part ice person>she's part cow girlAll we need is some sugah.
That just figures, I never catch the first thread
>>19192203>we're*Sheesh. I need to go over my posts.
"I've uh... I've never been out in town this late." Karin admits, sheepishly winding her blonde hair though her fingers."Eh, really? I've never taken you out for a night on the town? I'm a no good scoundrel.""Yes, you are. And no, you haven't.""Well lets see... There's plenty of bars and I'm sure I could find you something you'd drink. The docks have some good seafood if you are hungry, and some carnival shit and whatnot..." You gaze around the town, pointing things out, "Ice cream parlor, old school arcade full of games... Oh, and a movie theater that shows whatever films they can dredge up that are still in viewable condition." You list everything off as you walk down main street."That... That is a surprising amount of stuff... I figured it had some restaurants and stuff, but nothing like this." Karin looks in awe at the bright neon lights illuminating the dark sky. Most of them having little to nothing to do with the actual business of the establishment. For instance the "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" adorning the ice cream parlor."Yeah, there's more here than you would think. Anyways, why don't you pick?" You shrug and gesture around at nothing in particular."Eh? Me? I don't know anything about this place, I'm fine with whatever." Karin says, turned away from you.[ ] Bar hop, get sloshed, drunken popsicle and cow[ ] Ice cream (not your personal flavor), and a movie[ ] Sea food and carnival on the docks>Also I need to head out to the store and pick up some shit to make for dinner. Haven't eaten all day and I'm back to cooking for myself every day again.
>>19192244[X] Sea food and carnival on the docksSomething actually romantic.
>>19192244Eh. Lets us be nice.[^] Sea food and carnival on the docks
[ ] Ice cream (not your personal flavor), and a movieive got a good feeling about those movies
>>19192244I'd say the carnival. It's always fun to win a oversized stuffed animal, especially since it'd probably be a giant squid or something here. We can save the drunken antics for later.
>>19192244Ice cream and a movie sounds good, Sadly I need to catch up before I can start setting up Hypothetical VAs
Be back in ~30min or so, using sister's car since mine has a raid fogger going. (Brown recluse hiding somewhere inside truck panels, jesus christ how horrifying this is nothing like my cute spider lolis)
[X] Sea food and carnival on the docks
>>19192244[x] Sea food and carnival on the docks
>Hypothetical VAs>vore scene>Morgan Freeman>every timeevery time>huehueheue every time
>>19192244[ ] Ice cream (not your personal flavor), and a movieAlso:>implying I am not doing the sameNice thing about cooking for yourself (besides being cheap) is at least you can make everything exactly how you like it. Prep work/clean up still suck though. Anyway, good luck on the food hunt.
>>19192281Kill it with fire and be sure in the knowledge that you are doing the emperors work.
>>19192244>Also I need to head out to the store and pick up some shit to make for dinner. Haven't eaten all day and I'm back to cooking for myself every day again.Sorry to hear that.
Ice cream and a movie.
[X] Ice cream and a movie
>>19192244To yon carnival!
>>19192244[ ] Sea food and carnival on the docksHas the MC ever actually been on a romantic date before, or has it just been hey baby i have a jetbike?>Also: fucking nicotine withdrawls.
>>19192379Fuck bro I feel your pain. Canada, too, so cigs are expensive as dick.
[ ] Sea food and carnival on the docksRomance!
>>19192281I am sorry, I don't follow.
>>19192419Ok I'm back, what did I mi->>uguu kawaii brown recluseWhelp...
>>19192516Worry not, there was mention of spider girls.
"Well I'll be honest, I didn't eat earlier and I'm feeling a bit hungry now actually. Never been to any of the restaurants so I can't comment on them or the carnival, but it should be fun." You shrug."Okay, so you just want to... Uh... Pick one out?" Karin asks, gazing around between the different choices.You're by no means rich, but you have a bit of cash and hell, if you've only got a month to life, might as well spend it up. So you select one of the nicer places, one with windows facing the ocean, and lead Karin inside."Hey, um, this one looks expensive..." She whispers to you, pulling on your shirt, "We can pick a cheaper place.""Eh? Don't worry about it, my treat for trying to help save my life." You chuckle and push her forwards until a waiter leads the both of you to a table right at one of the large bay windows."Don't joke about that. At least not tonight.""Sorry, I'll reign in the death jokes." You look at the menu for a second as the waiter waits for drink orders, "Yeah whatever your strongest IPA for me and she'll have an oiler."Karin watches the ant-man scurry off before leaning in closer to you."You do know I'm underage, right?"Oh yeah, you know. One of the things you hadn't realized you'd been fighting for, stricter alcohol laws. Not that anyone is likely to go out of their way to enforce them here, at least.
>>19192587>"You do know I'm underage, right?""Pff, and?"
>>19192587"Then I'll drink both and you can have a nice..soda."
OK I'm caught up now, so we are a frost/gorgon hybrid, with a minotaur/ecidna tsudere love interest, and a quest to somehow not die of incurable ice cancer.I even have my first two VAsErik: Yuri LowenthalKarin: Tabitha St. Germain
>>19192587>"You do know I'm underage, right?""Not tonight."
"Unwind your panties, or take them off and pass them under the table... No? Well settle down, it's just one drink." You laugh and check the menu.The drinks come, you find yours to be alright and Karin (despite protesting about drinking it), seems to enjoy hers as well. You order a hearty crab meal and Karin gets a crab-topped salad, insisting it was because she actually wanted it and not because it was the cheapest thing on the menu.You find yourself quite enthralled with listening to the girl you've known for pretty much forever now. A girl you'd grown up tramping around the woods with, scaring her with bugs and whatnot. Though in her defense, the bugs were often several feet in length.She's talking about things and you are just watching her talk and those lips and why can't you do the thinking thing with the brain and whatnot?"Erik, are you listening?""Eh? Yeah for sure, just starving." You fumble and thankfully the food comes quickly so you get to chowing down."How's yours?" Karin asks, her eyes betraying the fact that she wants a real steaming crab leg and isn't entirely satisfied with the cold strips atop her salad. You break one off and after a bit of prodding, finally get her to accept it.Pretty soon you're stuffed and leaning back in the chair, having eaten the entire plate and drained four full beers. You aren't feeling 100%, but you're one hell of a lot better than you were this morning."Now what?" Karin asks as you close the book with cash inside and set it on the table."Now? How are you with an airgun?"
Okay so I just read the first thread. This is lighthearted?>Monster family hell yeah>Minotaur/lamia engineer girl who is tsundere fuck yes>Jet bikes holy shit yeaaaah>Cancer>You have a month to live
>>19192616>>Yuri LowenthalWow, I was actually reading that in his voice before you brought it up. Really fitting if you think about it
>>19192682He admitted it got darker than he first intended.
>>19192688I'll say.Still good though
>>19192682It's kind grimdark with some noblebrightNobledarkGrimbrightWhich ever works
>>19192587Rein. Not reign.
>>19192637>Attaching names to the voices in your headI've always found that detracts from the fun a bit. No idea whose voice I hear them in, or whether its just something I've made up.And telling others the voices you hear writen text in is like a mind virus, if they recognise the voice its nigh impossible not to hear it in that voice if they think it remotely fits.tldr; YE GODS, THE MIND VIRUS HAS ME
As it turns out, not great."This is so frustrating..." Karin fumes as she misses wide left yet again."The sights are off, you need to hold about five inches right." You point out, but she's already thrust the rifle into your hands with an exasperated sigh.You take aim and quickly down enough prizes that the stand manager (a large and very nasty looking wasp man with a foot long stinger) asks you to take your shit and find a different stand.Though you don't doubt that you could take him, and you would if you weren't here with Karin, you don't want to ruin her night. That thought gives you a bit of pause."You know, one would have been fine..." She pipes up, hugging a large plush cat toy with a smaller spider one on her head. You'd given the rest back at her insistence."I had to win more on principle, I was a designated marksman, you know." You boast a bit noisily."Yes, I know, but honestly we wouldn't have been able to carry the five of those large ones.""Yeah yeah." You shrug and look around, "Now what do you feel like doing?"
>>19192719Embrace it bro. Embrace the fact that the voice of Sasuke, Teen Ben 10, Patrokolos from SCV, Keigo Asano is now the voice of a frost giant/Gorgon womanizer
>>19192637Same as Sister Lycheria, eh?
>>19192754>Mentioning all of those>Not mentioning his only good role as american Simon from fucking TTGLCmon now bro....
>>19192754...for all I said about not attaching names, for me it seems to he defaulting towards Robert Carlyle, and I have no idea why.
>>19192749Sha-la-la-laaa...kiss de girl.
>>19192637Those are better then my 2am jokes on the poster.
>>19192761Similar, one of her more upper class sounding voices, also my attention is divided, I am pitching Illithid girls to Fenoxo
>>19192772Shit, totally forgot that about that. Damn it it's been forever since I watched Gurren Laggen. On a completely unrelated side note, very excited that Toonami is coming back. Anybody else is?
>>19192810Course, can't wait to see Casshern Sins and Deadman Wonderland on TV. Should be interesting.
>>19192761Whenever I think of lycheria, I first think of the HUEHUEHUE rather than the quest proper. I hope you are happy.
>>19192810who isn't excited? I wish they wouldn't have bleach as part of the lineup, but I'm still just glad they're back.
>>19192818Wait, deadman wonderland was made into an anime?I've read it and thought it was brilliant.
>>19192818I keep hearing that they'll air panty & stockings, which I honestly don't know how to feel about it
>>19192810Excite and Jelly, I lack cabal
>>19192841As of right now, it's not part of the lineup, but people are wondering when they're going to bring it out. A couple months back, they changed the AS homepage to "Daten City" for a while, which is why people are thinking they're going to show it. Timeframe makes sense as well, seeing as the dub is finally done apparently. I'll miss the "FACK YOU" among other things, but delicious Monica Rial.....FUCK, I'M TORN.
>>19192843>>I lack cabalDoes this help?http://images.wikia.com/cnc/images/f/f5/Cabal.jpg>>On phone so can't post pics
"Eh? Why don't you pick something?" Karin glances around, not making eye contact."Me? You don't me to pick, I'm terrible at picking." You wave it off. If it were up to you, you'd go hit up a bar and grab some liquid fun. That is, if you weren't out and about on the town at night with a girl."Well I mean, we could uh..." She trails off, her voice fading to a quiet "hmmm"You follow her eyes up and up toward the large imposing structure in the sky. A Ferris wheel, your arch nemesis. You'd been trapped near one of those things for two weeks, slogging it out in the field and hiding between volleys of massed artillery."That?" You inquire skeptically."Well, I mean, we don't have to.""No no, lets do it. I need to get over my phobia of Ferris wheels sooner or later.""...You have a phobia of Ferris wheels?"
>>19192879*CABLE*Fuck I'm a native english speaker, why cant into spelling?
"Well not really, but I've never actually been on one. Only one I've seen apart from this one was half destroyed by 155 rounds. I don't think it worked and I would have gotten shot if I tried it.""Oh. We can do something else, than..." Karin is interrupted by you taking her by the arm and pulling her toward the entrance. You fish out a few bills and hand them over before sliding into one of the cars. Karin taking the seat across from you.Just as the mechanical beast begins to rotate it's hellish motor and the wheel of the end times begins to slowly turn, Karin opens her mouth and hastily sputters something that is going to potentially make this ride very awkward."T-this isn't a date, is it?"[ ] >childhood friend winning[ ] A date? I thought we were just having fun?[ ] You want to be on a date with a dead man?[ ] I thought it was
>>19192901You don't know man you weren't there.
>>19192901is it hights, or just really big wheels that we hate?
>>19192909[X] >childhood friend winningand[X] I thought it wasTHEN KISS THE GIRL.
>>19192909>[ ] I thought it was
Excited for the return of Toonami, but I hope they mix in some old with the new and I hope it is more adult-focused this time like it should be.Never been one for most dubs but toonami had decent onesAlso imma go cook this shit up and eat real quick
[x] I thought it waswhile[x] Move in for kiss
>>19192909Make a joke [^] >childhood friend winningFollowed by another[^] You want to be on a date with a dead man?Then lets be honest here[^] I thought it was
>>19192915>>19192929Going for this.
[ ] I thought it was
[X] >childhood friend winning
>>19192909Oh come now. Surely we all want a little cabal every once in a while to subtly have us submit to his will and be a part of the glorious cyborg master race. Perhaps your directives need to be reassessed.... God damnit I need to do another NQ>>19192907[ ] I thought it was
[X] Thought it wasand then make with the smooches
>>childhood friend winningI've a soft spot for it because it happened to me and the wife, so definitely this.
>>19192929This. Bein the playboy military man is cool and all, but it seems like we have only a month to live. Let's admit to ourselves and Karin how we feel before things pick up too much. We don't want one of those deathbed "I loved you so" moments. >Captcha: rooksol himselfIndeed, we are the Rooksol.
[X] I thought it was
>>19192909KISS THE GIRL
>>19192954I agree with this. If by any chance we do find a cure, we really should just go home and be a family man
Quick off topic question, i'm watching Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san in between posts and i'm on Episode 3, anyway would someone please explain where that chainsaw came from?
>>19192980Indeed Rubbish. People tend to forget that just because one has a girlfriend/wife doesn't mean that precludes them from being a total bad ass.
>>19193050She concealed it with space CQC, isn't it obvious?
>>19193069It all makes sense now, i was thinking some kind of bag of holding under her skirt.
>>19192909Kiss the damn girl already, to hell with consiquences, we're dying.
>>19193085It's called hammerspace, made famous by Akane Tendo.
>>19192909SHALALALA KISS DE GIIIIIIIRL
>>19193085It's always Space CQC, bro.>>19192909[x]I thought it was, but if [x] you don't want to be on a date with a dead man...
>>19193104>Akane Tendo>Not Looney Tunes Where it originatedYou're either underage banned, or a Weaboo.
"Huh? I thought it was, yeah." You nod. Alone in the town at night with a girl and some feelings flying around? Date in your book.You notice again, Karin's lips. Those smooth, pink lips. Something in the back of your mind is screaming at you to go and taste them you dense motherfucker, while two mangaka shout at you to not do it so you can drag it on for the entire season and than vaguely cement your relationship with some lewd hand holding at the end of the last chapter.But fuck those guys, you want a taste."Eh? Erik? Wha-what are you d...!?!?" Karin panics as you lean in, determined look in your eyes as you draw nearer and nearer. She's cut off, quite abruptly, by your rather ungraceful intrusion.Mostly when you pushed her against the rear of the Ferris wheel car and forced your mouth against hers. Against those soft pink lips that somehow taste sweet and make your heart race, thundering in your ears. Thousands of thoughts had been racing through your head at the speed of light and there was so much to worry about and will she like it and oh shit what are you doing...But than, clarity. This feels right.
Karin freaked out for just a brief moment, spasming when your lips first touched. It lasted for only a moment, before she relaxed and you felt her hands rest gently on your back, tightening into a firm grip over your shirt.This...Kind of feels like it should have happened a long while ago."What took you so long?" She asks as you back away slightly."I'm not sure myself."But than you remembered what had kept you holding off, why you'd played dense toward her obvious feelings for a long while now. The look on her face as you boarded the train, heading off to war. That shattered look in her eyes, tears draining down her face in rolling waves. You'd broken her heart that day, or at least you thought you had. You'd never wanted to see her like that again, so you kept her at arms length."Are you... Ok with this?""Well... I-I mean... I've been waiting and I thought, so than you......." Karin is blushing so fiercely you wonder if it will ever fade, but you feel the heat on your own face, and realize you probably are as well, just a bit."So... Yes?""W-well I mean... If it's you!" Her eyes flicker between locking on yours and glancing away when she notices you staring right back, "I mean I've uh umm... We've been... I... I like you, Erik."
Papa N, I'm sure people have said that you are a good writer in the past, but just so you know:You're a damn good writer.
>>19193258>But than you remembered what had kept you holding off, why you'd played dense toward her obvious feelings for a long while now. The look on her face as you boarded the train, heading off to war. That shattered look in her eyes, tears draining down her face in rolling waves. You'd broken her heart that day, or at least you thought you had. You'd never wanted to see her like that again, so you kept her at arms length.Well, you should've explained it first Papawell not matter, one more reason to beat Ice Cancer
"Yeah I knew that, it was pretty obvious." You laugh nervously. Oh fuck why are you so nervous? You've done this be... Wait no, you haven't. Not like this. Shit, you've never done anything like this.Sure you've been with girls before, quite a few. Fox girls, cat girls, some crazy anger sex with a few bee girls you didn't manage to escape from...But nothing like this, not even close. You're almost shaking from the adrenaline and you're really hoping you don't have some kind of adrenaline-fueled nervous boner. Shit that would make things awkward."S-so?" Karin's eyes meet yours again, only this time she doesn't look away.[ ] I like you, too[ ] I-its not like I like you, or anything![ ] Maybe[ ] I liek mudkips[ ] As a friend[ ] Wasn't it obvious?
>>19193258I was afraid of being that guy who does the "I love you" at the end. God I hate those guys.
>>19193336[X] I like you, tooKiss her again.
>>19193336>[ ] Wasn't it obvious?
>>19193336[X ] I liek mudkips
>>19193336>The fucking troll choices[ ] wasn't it obvious
>>19193336>[ ] I-its not like I like you, or anything!Status: [X] Told[X] Really Told[X] TOLDASAURUS REX[X] Cash4told.com[X] No country for told men
>>19193336I like you too
>>19193336>[ ] I liek mudkipsSo we're a war vet with schizophrenia/Tourettes? I can roll with this.
>>19193336>[X] I like you, too>[X] Wasn't it obvious?
[X] Wasn't it obvious?*Insert speech*[X] I like you, too
>>19193336I love you too. That's right, important word right there. This might be our last month on earth, and this isn't grade school. Let's explain to her about the war and that look on her face and how we felt. Tell her why we held off for so long. There ain't no time like go time.>captcha: ddicame 44We might yet captcha, we might yet!
>>19193336[X] Wasn't it obvious?
>[X]I LIEK MUDKIPS>confirms taidatesYep, Captcha, it sure does.
>>19193336[ ] I like you, too[ ] Wasn't it obvious?I pray we don't do Tsundere
[x] I -love- you, too
>>19193412^What this guy said
[X] I love you, too[X] Wasn't it obvious?
>>19193336Fuck this[x] I love you, you oblivious cow
>>19193336[^] Wasn't it obvious?[^] I like you, too
>>19193336>crazy anger sex with a few bee girls you didn't manage to escape from.Say about that... has our anus recovered from that trauma? I mean with CoC and all.... Those bee girls are dangerous.
>>19193474But if they put it in our butt, they wouldn't get our sweet ice cream. Not where they really want it, at least.
>>19193336[X] I-its not like I like you, or anything!TSUN MUST DEFEAT TSUN
"Wasn't it obvious? I like you as a friend. Mudkips are my one and only love." You smile sadly as you let her down, pulling the mudkip out of your trouser pocket and rubbing it against your face."Mudkip!" It cheers happily."Mudkip." You beam down at it.SUDDENLY GIANT VORESPIDER APPEARSVorespider uses inhale...Its super effective!Erik has been sucked up!"Oh god oh fuck what the fuck is this shiiiiittttt?!?!?!" You bellow as you're scraped up by the teeth, until you meet the tongue. The tongue that starts digging at you when the mouth closes. You press yourself against the cheeks of the beast, trying your best to avoid being scraped down the terrible gullet in front of you. You can barely see anything, the stench is overwhelming, it's damp and warm and oh fuck the tongue is sticky.The tongue has you.With blindingly fast efficiency you're eaten, and down you tumble. Down through narrow, slimy passages, down until you land hard on a spongy surface below. Here you can see nothing, the sounds of the massive creature's internals beating against your ears as it's massive heart pounds.Only now there is another sound.
Something skitters, close to you. You extend out a hand, trying to fend whatever it is away.Until something bites your leg. Several things bite your leg.Whipping around, you shout in horror at the sight before you. Spiders, hundreds of little spiders. Glowing red eyes coming closer to you in droves as you feel their legs dancing across your body as more and more of them sink their fangs into your flesh. You batter at them, kick and thrash, but there are just too many. Every time you move, another bites you. Every time you do anything, more bite you.Now you can feel the numbness creeping through your body, through your extremities, to your fingers and toes and oh fuck you can't move. It was as quick as that, and you're paralyzed.Frozen in place with just a massive erection as thousands of little glowing red eyes watch. There's a sucking noise as some kind of long tube extends down from the ceiling, some kind of muscle at the end creeping across your body as though searching for... Oh no.It clamps down hard on your icicle. Your hips spasm at the sensation, involuntarily bucking despite not being able to feel them. The only thing you can feel is some kind of pulsating muscle as it literally starts to milk frosty the snowman.You don't know what this thing wants, but you try with all your might to hold out. It must sense your attempt, because a frustrated growl echoes through the space and the tube increases its pace. You grit your teeth and groan, clamping your eyes shut. There is no stopping it now.
>>19193537OhIt is so good to see the HUEHUEHUEHUE back
You give it what it's been trying to get, and moan in sick pleasure as you release. The muscle pumping as it draws everything in. Suddenly the little spiders all around you advance yet again, only ignore you and scuttle toward the tube as it opens up some kind of vent on the side. A vent full of your ice cream.This the little spiders begin to lap up, you can see it in the faint light from their eyes.After what feels like hours, and several more milkings, it seems that the little spiders have had their fill. You lay, quite used, still unable to move, still with raging hard ice. The tube comes for you again, only this time it wraps around you until it picks you up off the spongy floor below. Slowly it carries you over toward a wall, placing you there. Despite being unable to feel it, you see the ooze start sucking you in.With sickening realization, you realize it is actually digesting you for good this time, as you watch your skin start to boil and melt.Eventually the acid makes it to your mouth, melting it closed, yet still you live.You have no mouth, but you must scream.
>>19193537>>19193542What the hell is going on?
>>19193474Always say no to bee girls.
The Hue is over taking me..... It is a good feeling!
I love it when he clearly has the HUEHUEHUE preplanned
Fucking hell that was masterfully done.At the crowning moment of d'aww, you pull a 3 post HUEtacular.I am impressed. Fucking astounded, even.
>vore scene>it's not Ra'alaman>disappoint
>>19193593>implying ra'alaman isn't lurking in the ice coreIT'S EATING HIM FROM THE INSIDE OUT
>>19193607It is Reverse Vore?Damn
Oh god yes, i have missed the HUE and vore.
What the fuck is going on
It's like a drug, the HUEHUEHUE is like a drug!
Hey papa, are we going to be rolling at all in this quest?
>>19193625Hue is going on, Papa-N quest threads are basicly /tg/ condensed into one thread
>>19193684Silly me, I'd almost forgotten about that.No wonder something felt off...Perhaps the dice will be more friendly with you this time around, or perhaps not.>implying you won't roll near consecutive nat1's when it matters>huehuehuehuehuehue
>>19193336ACTUAL romantic progression in thread 2? This must be some kind of /tg/ record I can't wait for the next post...>>19193537>>19193542>>19193553>The fuck am I reading and other such tales.jpgWelp. Should have seen that coming.
"Well wasn't it obvious?" You put your hand on her head, between her cute white horns, and smile at her. When she smiles back, though it is small, it makes your stomach do a backflip and your heart go back to thumping hard, "I like you too."The white of Karin's face is nearly completely replaced by a blush red and she lowers her head as you continue to pat it. Only this time you let your fingers really sink in to that blonde, smooth hair. Running a finger lightly over her horn and Karin shudders in response.You almost keep going until you hear someone clear their throat loudly from behind you. Oh, the ticket dude.Karin has her face hidden in her hands as you lead her out of the car, too embarrassed when she realized what the guy saw and might have seen.You're a bit peeved that he interrupted you instead of just sending it around for another go. You'd have paid him triple.You and Karin stop alongside each other, looking out over the dark town.Rick might have something for you by now, but you don't exactly feel like just rushing over there just yet. You get the feeling that Karin would follow along, but only because you were leading her.Instead, you slide in closer to Karin, until your arms are touching lightly, and do something so lewd that you'll wish /tg/ had spoiler tags so prepare yourself if you are prone to fits of vomiting when confronted with /d/ material.You hold hands.
>>19193711Hey, at least we were the best fisherman...ever!
>>19193711>Just when you thought it was safe to not worry about dice fuckery...I'm not sure where I'm goin' with that.
>>19193733>You hold hands.You sick fuck.
>>19193733>You hold hands.Fucking disgusting.
>>19193733>You hold hands.Oh My God.How can you do it?
>>19193733>You hold hands.Yeah, we went there.
>>19193733>You hold hands.What the fuck is wrong with you!
Now he's breaking the 4th wall too!
>>19193733>You hold hands.Im gonna be sick, that's almost as bad as sex in the missionary position with the lights on, soul-ly for reproduction.
>>19193788solely how did i forget that word?
>>19193788At least the lights aren't off, then.
>>19193733>holding hands>mfwI'm out night y'alland Papa good going with this story love it.
Karin's fingers are trembling as you entwine them with your own, and oh wait yours seem to be slightly as well. Just a little....You hope she doesn't notice."S-s-so! Now what?!" Karin asks entirely too loudly, seemingly unable to control her volume."Uhh..." Shit you have no idea. This isn't how you're used to things, normally you'd be finished and asleep by this point. But this is somehow a million times better. You don't understand how or why but you aren't about to argue or complain.Its not as though there isn't still plenty of stuff you can do on the town. You figure you've got enough time for maybe one more thing before seeing what Rick's got for you.[ ] Hit the bars[ ] Go to the quiet beach[ ] Head to Rick's anyways[ ] Ice cream, theater is closed
[X] Ice Cream and a[X] Quiet BeachGOGOGO
>>19193859[x] Go to the quiet beach[x] Go to the quiet beach[x] Go to the quiet beachWe can still have consensual sex in the missionary position on the beach guys, we can't stop now.
>>19193859Ice Cream, and then to Ricks. We need to at least get home and get SOME sleep. Or sleep with Karin. Either way.
>>19193859Totes time for the iced cream.
>>19193869[^] Best Plan.
>>19193859>[x] Go to the quiet beachTime for some loving makeouts in a semi-romantic setting.
>>19193859Beach, a quite spot. (if it's not too cold for her)
[x] Go to the quiet beach
>>19193859How about I get you some ice cream on the beach? Should be nice and quiet.
>>19193734No kidding, we fished an elder god that eventualy became one of our waifus (I head cannon the Harem ending)
[x] Go to the quiet beachWe romantic now.
>>19193941Yeah, in my opinion the harem ending was the cannon ending. Eveybody's happy and the mental image of Max on an intergalactic mission of unity with a ship full of waifu's is one that I liked to end that quest with.BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. THE POINT NOW IS TO HIT THAT.
>>19193941I remember that thread, I remember it well. I remember the 20 I rolled when I said "I'm not sure if I want to or really don't want to catch Cthulhu."Good times.
Figuring maybe something cold will chill you out, put some ice back in your veins, you pull yourself together and get frosty.You're going to get some ice cream with her.Hand-in-hand you walk slowly down main street, toward the ice cream parlor with the "Girls Girls Girls" neon flashing sign. You assure Karin that it is, in fact, just ice cream.You realize something as you walk, well aware of it now. How many folks are staring right at the two of you, pressed so closely together. You hold yourself high and walk with confidence, you want them to see.The parlor is almost closed down by the time you arrive, but the kind elderly walrus-man and his sealgirl wife keep it open long enough to give you each a cone. When you hold out your hand to pay, the old man waves off the money."I know you, I know you were in the war. You don't have to pay here, soldier.""Thanks." You reply with a sheepish smile. It always feels a bit uncomfortable when you're treated differently for having served.Still holding hands, and now each a cone in your other, you start leading Karin toward the beach. This late at night, it's probably abandoned, just you and her and the waves crashing and oh shit your heart rate again."Are you alright?" Karin asks quietly, and you realize you've been squeezing her hand quite tight."Ah, sorry!" You loosen your grip a bit and finally the both of you meet the sand, "Want to take off your shoes?"
To be honest my head canon is the harem ending. If I ever write some Max stuff again, expect to see all the girls
>>19194028>heart rateOh God, our character is monsterboy Hisao. [x]give her the chocolate ice cream.
>>19194070IMMA RUB MY CUM IN YO SCALES
>>19194039>Harem ending is cannonThank you based Papa-N!
>>19194100WRONG FUCKING IMAGE, WHOOPS.
"Eh? Sure, I guess?" Karin quickly kicks off her shoes, which you stash with your own in some reeds next to a bench.The two of you walk slowly across the still-warm white sand, toes sinking in to the beach."This is nice." Karin comments softly, "Thanks.""Uh yeah it is don't mention it." You blurt. Fuck man, get your shit together!Finally you get close enough to the water that the cool salt sea washes over your feet, stirring up the sand around them. Combined with the ice cream, it helps cool you off. You still can't believe you're this nervous, it just isn't like you.Karin lets go of your hand just long enough to lean her head against your arm as both of you watch the waves crash in, tipped with just a slight scar of white on their otherwise dark form.If this is what a date is, than you've never done this before.And you wonder how you've gotten on without doing so for this long."You know it's funny that we never did this before. But... It's my fault. When I saw you, watching me go... I never wanted to see you like that again." You tell Karin, the words only making you feel more and more awkward but damn it feels good to finally say it."I was so sad to see you go. I hated it, I was so angry that you left me along like that... And for two years... But no matter what, I could never feel angry at you.""To be honest, I thought I broke your heart." You mumble."Not quite, and when you came home... I don't think I've ever been that happy, until now. Just..." Karin looks up at you, and for a brief second you are lost in those eyes, "Don't you dare do it again."
>>19194095>Uhh gimme the chocolate, Erik>I'mma rub my ice cream in yo scalesFucking lost it
By the time you make it back to Rick's, he's apparently gone off to bed. You stick a 40 in his fridge and dump another one out for all the homies you've lost along the way. Karin watches you with a puzzled expression, but doesn't complain.There is a manilla folder so stuffed that it apparently had to be wrapped in twine to stay held together, and seeing as to how it has your name on it, you pick it up and stow it in the bike.Before you head out, you write a note to Rick thanking him for finding what he could, and also inquiring about the Frost ruins that Karin had showed you on the map."Curious about it?""Be lying if I said I wasn't." You grin.As you help her up onto the bike, Karin gives you a cautious look."You sure you're good to fly this thing? You drank a few beers...""I'm stone cold sober, trust me. Did way more drinking than that in the trenches. Sometimes we weren't sure if it was actual booze or just turpentine with a mild mint flavoring.""Oh that makes me feel sooo much better..." Karin laughs, but doesn't protest further.It is incredibly late by the time the two of you arrive back at her house, her parents already well asleep. You come in as quiet as you can, keeping the engine low as you almost just coast in to a landing.You were about to get started again, before Karin tugs at your shirt."Do you want to come in for a movie?"
>>19194231Oh god I loled.
>>19194342Yes, dear god yes. We want to come in, she's even tugging on our shirt, we can't refuse.
>>19194342PREPARE TO BE SNUGGLED TENDERLY.
>>19194342We don't want to miss an opportunity like this, we might never get another. Let's do this. And let's try and make sure she understands that's she not like the other girls we've been with. This is important business. We might die any day, let's go out like a boss.
>>19194028When cute mechanic minotaur waifu asks if we want to see a movie we can't just say no
>>19194342so much hnnnngh
>>19194342How could anyone refuse an offer like that? Besides, if we left now, she'd just go back to researching how to help us.That much obsession ain't healthy. We can start again in the morning.
An offer you cannot refuse.As quietly as you can, both of you sneak up into Karin's bedroom, closing the door ever so slowly behind you until the lock clicks shut.Karin goes into the bathroom for a minute, before emerging dressed in a light purple camisole, hugging the large plush toy to her chest again."Sorry you don't have anything to change into..." She mumbles into the stuffed animal."Don't worry about it, I can just kick off my jeans, I guess?"You hear Karin swallow perhaps a bit harder than she'd meant to as you slide onto the bed next to her, now just in your boxers and tank-top undershirt.She puts a movie in, you aren't sure what, you aren't really paying attention. Not to that.You just hope she can't hear your heart playing a wild drum solo as she rests her head on your chest, a few strands of her hair brushing your nose. It smells so good oh fuck is this really happening right now?Slowly you put your arm around her shoulders and pull her a bit closer, her breathing rather slow and deep. For a second you don't realize it, but than it dawns on you.She's fallen asleep.You realize that you're likely the cause, after everything that has happened today, all the stress you've put her through and been through yourself. As strange as it is, you're glad that tonight didn't turn into something more, because today just wouldn't be the day for it.Instead, you hold her close and watch the movie for a minute, sinking down into her soft pillows and listening to her breathing which is louder to you than the soft volume on the television.If only you'd known than, as you were falling asleep, what was about to transpire that night.>what is it?>Well you'll just have to wait until thread 3, won't you?
>>19194467NOOOOOOOOOO, DAMN YOU PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>19194467But it took so long for thread two!Captcha: setsfund economicsFine! I'll throw money at the screen!
>>19194467I shall wait. Good thread as always Papa-N.
>>19194467Nooo and all that but I just have to take a moment and say i'm proud of you /tg/. These past few weeks quests have popped up and we've had numerous opportunities to be a dick, or to play the dumb harem protagonist, but we haven't taken them. We've sat down, assessed the situation, and decided to be men about it. We know what we want and we're not afraid to take it. I'm proud of you /tg/, i'm proud of you.
Another Wonderful thread.Keep up the good work Papa-N
Oh we're on autosage? Well well wellGuess that means it's time for the after-thread fun for a few minutes until I'm ready to pass out.Your name is Ancre. Ancre the vampire playboy with; massive amounts of swag, who fucks monstergirls all dae err dae, and today is no different.In fact, today is good. Ahh, yes, the year 73AD has been quite good to you and your troops.You've got your pic of a handful of girls you've been wooing with your sexy charms. Mostly by defeating their clans and taking booty as tribute in place of their land. Girls that you add to your massive, roving harem.You check your day planner and notice the circled date and the few scribbled notes in it.Hmm... What to pick, what to pick...[ ] Alarune[ ] Scylla[ ] Hornet[ ] Dark Elf
>>19194637[X] Dark ElfWe need our dusky maiden.
[X] Delicious Bro-I mean, Dark Elf
rolled 8 = 8Rolling for fishing.
[X] Dark Elf
>>19194637one hony hornet please
Dark Elves, ah Dark Elves.You don't know what it is about that decadent brown skin that is so alluring, but you nearly salivate in anticipation as you make your choice."Minions! Minions! Bring me the Dark Elf!" You proclaim out to your legion, who shouts a rallying and resounding cry upon seeing you emerge from your tent upon the hill to address them.A few of the stronger members of your harem bring her along with them, clad in little more than the chains that bind her wrists and ankles.You know the Dark Elves, a race of pride. A race that enjoys nothing more than domination.Oh how fun this will be to force her into submission."Thank you, wives, that will do." You smirk as they hand you the chain that leads to the choker around the Dark Elf's neck, and you tug her close."You know why you're here, girl? Because I defeated your people, and I've chosen to be lenient, for I am kind. I require little more than servitude. Prostrate yourself before me and I shall spare your people and show you a comfortable and rich life. Refuse me, and your villages will burn with the hellfire of my dragon riders."The Dark Elf spits in your face.That's alright, you like them feisty.
>>19194717dark elf slave wat do
I think we all know wat do.Gently mindfuck, that's what.
You choose your weapon well, a soft and wide leather crop. Enough to make skin blush and women yelp, but not enough to inflict any real damage.Certainly enough to demonstrate your mastery over this new girl.A master of chains; it takes you mere moments to have her chained, bent-over, to the ornate arches of gold at the foot of your bed.You wonder if she'd selected the smooth black cloth thong for herself, or if it had been chosen for her. Either way, it seems quite fitting for her as a strong Dark Elf, but not as a submissive servant.Something you intend to rectify.You swill a bit of wine in a crystal glass as you watch your harem strip her and replace her Elven clothes with those of a skimpily dressed maid. The white accents of the uniform clashing brilliantly with her dark skin and glaring eyes."You know the more you resist..." You give her a firm smack on her firm backside with the crop, eliciting a sharp cry of surprise and pain, "The harder this is going to be for you.""Go to hell.""Hell? I'm a vampire, my dear, we fear not such things as quaint as hell."*smack!*Another yelp, one she cuts short out of sheer will. A strong girl, this one, she'll make a fine addition as one of your wives.
>>19194786That's right, red wine, pleasant conversation, completely go against her ideas of us. Then we break her after she has come to trust us.
"Now now my dear, that simply won't do. If you'd prefer to remain quiet, however, I can assist you in that." You make a small gesture, and two of your two tough Centaur wives place a simple gag ball into the Elf's mouth, before closing it around the back of her head so it remains tight."You see? I am kind."*Smack!*She doesn't hold back this time, the muffled cry echoing through the large tent and her eyes flying open wide.To many, this situation might perhaps seem a bit... Forceful.For anyone educated about the customs of the Dark Elves, well... They would recognize this as more or less... A marriage proposal, of sorts. Dark Elves are used to being the dominator, so when you force them into submission, break them... They become quite faithful. Several of your other Dark Elf wives would certainly be willing to take a stake to the heart for you. Unfortunately for anyone willing to try, the blinding speed of the Dark Elves daggers would cut any such attempt short.Another crack of the crop, and this time..."Aha! Was that perhaps a moan, my dear?"A curse, muffled and distorted by the ball."More, you say?"*SMACK!* A resounding blow this time, and the Dark Elf's knees buckle as she moans against the gag ball and sinks in the chains, which keep her upright.
>>19194868Such contrast to the earlier Dawww. Your range of writing is fantastic Papa.
Setting aside the crop, you approach her from behind and rub your hand across those perfect brown orbs, now with a tinge of pink. Against the silky black fabric of the uniform, and it's frilly white accents. Slowly your fingers walk down, and down, and down, until you find your target."My my, so wet already? That certainly didn't take long. That might be a personal record." You chuckle, bemused, as you press a finger against the soaking wet honeypot.In response, the Dark Elf manages to bite through the leather strap of the gag ball, spit it aside, and clamp her mouth hard against yours.Well, no sense in beating around the bush. You level your broadsword and push it in hard from behind, the Elf's eyes straining open in surprise as you hilt yourself in a single blow. Though it is an unconfirmed rumor, one of which you are a firm believer, some say Dark Elves are warmer than their light skinned counterparts. It certainly seems as though it is, nearly dripping wet and just so unbelivably warm. Second only perhaps to those with a truly fiery disposition, as in, capable of using fire.Now, to consummate your wedding...You thrust hard, holding nothing back. The sudden movement makes the Elf let out a half-yelp of surprise and a low moan of ecstasy. Her hands open and close, her toes curling.Harem watching in amusement from their seats along the walls, you ram yourself home again and again, falling into a slow and hard rhythm that doesn't give the girl a chance to regain her composure. So lost in the pleasure are you, that you don't realize your mistake.
Your harem has drawn nearer, watching greedily, hungering for you."Ladies, not yet, not yet!!!" You shout in an attempt to keep them at bay. But you know they are hungry and won't be abated by your mere protests alone. You'll have to finish this now, lest they wrench you from her early.With a few last, long thrusts, you release yourself after forcing yourself as deep as you're able. The Dark Elf lets out a content groan as you fill her, and she sinks even harder against the bonds.Just in time as a hundred lusting hands stroke at you, dozens of tongues running over your body."It is truly lewd how insatiable you all are, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Consider yourselves lucky that I am so kind, that I give you what you desire instead of forcing you to abstain." You drawl, knowing full well none of them are paying any attention to the words coming out of your mouth.An Arachne sinks her fangs in, you feel the poison start to take effect."And here. We. Go." You grin.
Aight, done with the writings for tonight. The rum is really hitting me now so Imma take it easy and watch my chinese cartoons. I'll lurk ITT for whatever like usual, though.I just remembered that the 3rd chapter of that new monstergirls manga came out today and I'm hoping it's scanlated now as it wasn't earlier, guess I'll go find that.
>>19194997How does Arcus manage to get anything at all done in his life with that happening to him? He probably only at most 4 hours a day in which to do work.>>19195034I just checked a bit ago, the raws are in, it's scanned, I think it's translated but someone else is doing typesetting so it isn't released yet.
>>19195046And by that I mean Ancre.
>>19195034>>19195046What new manga?
>>19195046shit really? guess I can wait for delicious monstergirls
>>19195060http://monstermusume.blisswater.info/This has the first two chapters, the third is getting done so it'll be out soonish.