WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen%20quest/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-NAnoha looks at her, laughs and says, "Do you want a hug too Vita-chan?""No." the redhead answers"Really?""No!""really really?" you also ask, your arms open to welcome her in."No! no! no!" but her answer was in vain.Nanoha pulls her and Madoka in and you give the threee of them a nice warm hug."You three have fun there, okay? And goodluck." you tell them"Yes.""Thank you Hayate-san""I don't need luck!" They answer in turn.As you let Vita and Madoka go to pull in Nanoha once more, their names are called out."Takamachi, Kaname, Vita. You're up." The tech in charge for the large teleportation device says out loud.With a quick hug and a hurriedly handing Nanoha the blue bag you packed for her, you let her go and watch as she and the two other climb the ramp.The ring of stone rotates, the runes line up.The water like portal is generated.Before they were engulfed, Nanoha turns around, looks at you with a few more tears in her eyes and shouts."I love you Hayate!"Before you could answer her, she was gone.
>>19181234Fuck yeah
>>19181234Give Max a pat on the back."I know how you feel, Max."We've still got a lot to do today.First thing is going to the mountains where we got the snowberry bush to get samples.Let's find Souseiseki, and Lo, and get out there. We can fly there by saucer to save time.
>>19181267Okat
There you are, standing near the door of the Stargate's vault, half of Nanoha's class still waiting for their turn to depart.Most of them know you by name and turn to look at you when Nanoha shouted it as she left.Shying away form the attention, you flatten yourself againt the wall as much as you could.Max sits on a bench on the other side of the room, looking gloomy and morose.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?[ ]head on out[ ]talk to Max [what say?]
>So Clostermann, how did you find your time with the bee dorfs?>>19181380[ x]talk to MaxI know how you feel Max
>>19181394it was.... fun?i think that's the word.funnily enough, with the female profile i never got banned.
>>19181380[x]talk to Max"I know how you feel, Max."
To do list: Continue work on original potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew, Sexual Stamina, chibi, speed, melmo, invisibility, clones), read Alchemy book.Read the books Yuki gave us(Cyrano, Don Quixote, Shakespeare).Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities at our disposal during a break period (Steampunk/Victorian London Murder Mystery, Warehouse 13/23/51, Alice in Wonderland).When the Doctor returns, ask for help tracking down Cogbeard the dorfen clockwork specialist, see what he knows about the PoP’s dagger(waiting to hear back from Dr. Jones about that).Cultivate Snowberry bushFurther lab investigation required, make sure Evangeline didn’t leave any unpleasant surprises.More training with Mike/Ryuu?Plot prank-revenge on Mike for the psychic paper.Further care packages for NanohaCourt MioTest Ursula’s strikersPrank the Gnomes----Shopping----Grand Piano/Electric Keyboard as a stopgap. Also a saxophone.Tentative ScheduleMonday TherapyTuesday Tea Party for PerrineWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdaySunday
>>19181380C'mon max, time to go grab a drink and reminisce about or ladies
>>19181408Yeah, that and your char was the least suspicious of the lot.and besides, the group has changed target and tactics. was with them this night
Hey, Landing Gear, by our devices can run programs. They can get these programs from other devices. . . Is there some kind of Bureau App Store that we've never bothered to look at in Klaus's program list?
>>19181421Oh, for today, we have to go out to the mountains and get those soil and water samples.We were supposed to bring along Souseiseki and Lo for that.It took 30 minutes for Erica and Sakura to get there, and that was via Striker; maybe we should ask Ursula to borrow her prototype? Our saucers can fly, but they're not that fast.
>>19181337What? Fuck yeah is my standard first post.
>>19181446>Bureau App StoreThat...makes total sense. Why didn't we think of this sooner?
>>19181408Seriously? i got banned 4 times, it was funny when we made it into their second private password protected chat.
>>19181458I know, I just thought of it the other day while fucking around with my phone. Then I felt stupid as hell.>>19181469They didn't get me either, I was using the handle "Quartz." You'd think that'd be an obvious dorf name.
>>19181424About our girlsTake him to Ryuu's for a drink
>>19181446you can copy subroutines off other devices. Kraus has done it with Elsies human form program.BUT, since some programs were'nt really made for him, they will be limited and such.
[x]talk to maxbaw about the kids leaving, then start comparing our girls. That'll bring us out of our funk.
>>19181380Hug max, cry with him. Keep saying "I'll miss Nanoha" and "Their all such good kids!"
>>19181495Of course, just because a Device has the program doesn't mean they can run it, that's a given.With all the Devices having different specs and such, there's probably a few generalized applications and subroutines that all Devices can use (but because they're supposed to be universal, are either bloated, run slowly, or otherwise inefficient).
>>19181492>>19181506>>19181516Yeah, we can do this, but remember that our time is always limited, and going to and back from the mountains is a minimum of an hour, and it's already 9AM.We have special requests for lunch today, so we have to be sure to not be late.
>>19181495What else can we copy?Most the powers I can think of kraus has or are specific like Keima's powers or Saber's changing forms with Shirou
You walk across the room and sit down next to Max."Hey man. I know how you feel." You say as you pat his armored shoulder."It's too early for them.... I should have taught them more. I should have gotten them ready." he says to you."No man, you've done more than enough. Nanoha only had praises for you, and I'm sure the rest of your class appreciate everything you've done for them""But... Waht if they run int o trouble? What if they come across something I should have gotten them prepared for?""They can handle it, Max. I've seen your class. I've fought your class. They're amazing. I'm sure they're more than ready for anything." you reassure him."Thanks. I guess I really am just bad with goodbyes." he says as he gets up of the bench."We all are man. How about we go out for a drink?" you ask him."No... I'll stay here. I'll see all my kids off." he tells you as he walks towards the remaining members of his class.You get up off the bench as well and walk out of the door.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19181576Well, there's item storage. Maybe up to 5 items or so?Holographic projection? Everyone else seems to have it.GPS? Inertial guidance and mapping.
>>19181528They all actually have the same specs just used in a different way due to the personality and requirements of their user
>>19181593acquire plant posse, head for the mountains.
>>19181595GPS etc is stock standard I thoughtAnd he has done projections before so he has thatItem storage is a good idea
>>19181593Head down to R&D to see if we can borrow Ursula's prototype Striker unit. Call up Lo and Souseiseki to go on that sampling expedition.Have Kraus open a network connection to Sousuke's Device and get the coordinates for where the training camp took place, so that we can get there without getting lost.
>>19181593Head down to Usula. We can test the strikers on the way to the mountains.
>>19181593Let's collect Lo, and any dolls that might like to join us, and head for the mountains.
>>19181621GPS also requires that there be a Global Positioning System of satellites in orbit for it to work. Inertial and magnetic guidance would work to give GPS-like positioning data even when there's no GPS system to rely on.
>>19181593Check the bush!
>>19181648Technically, we probably have a Magical Guidance System, not a GPS, but close enough.
>>19181648Majaik, don't gotta explain etc etc
>>19181626>>19181634Ursula gets my vote.
Looks like consensus Ursula then take the strikers for a test run up the mountains so we can check out the plantIf it is still alive take another clipping as wellWe can then plant the new one only in the soil and use water from near it
>>19181796We should also check around it to see if a mandragora plant is nearby. If we can have two bushes growing, we can see what effect a mandragora plant has on snowberry growth.
>>19181812That's why we should have two growing, one control and one we can mess around with
>plant businessYou port home quickly, your mind made up to take care of that snowberry bush.You found Lo in the garden tending to the plants as usual, a carefree expression on his plump panda face."Hey Lo. Ready to head into the mountains? We'll collect those soil and water samples we need and be back real quick.""Wait, Lo get ready quick." he answers as he puts away the rake he has in his hands.He came back to you with a large plastic drum and a sack for the water and soil you'd be collecting."Me ready." he tells you as he pats the lid o nthe drum."Have you seen Souseiseki?" you ask him."Boku with Hina. Go to class." He tells you.WAT DO?[ ]call for Souseiseki through Hina[ ]head out with just Lo
>>19181826Let's just try to get ONE healthy plant before we go dicking around with stuff.
>>19181593>that fucking picFuck you LG.Fuck. You.
>>19181854Call boku, we could use all the help we can
>>19181854[x]call for Souseiseki through HinaWe may be a Hayate-of-all-trades, but sometimes it's best to call in a specialist.
>>19181854Call through Hina. Boku can port to us through Hina's keychain.Then we can port to Usula through hers.
>>19181854I'd say get Boku, she knows more than us.
>>19181854[x]call for Souseiseki through Hina
>>19181854Call for Boku and run into Desu and bring her alongBribe with candy if necessary
>call for BokuTaking a moment to mentillate Hina, you ask her if she could send Souseiseki your way."Sure." she answers, "We're just discussing random stuff right now, and I think she also wants to go."Souseiseki patched into the conversation, "Thank you for asking me to come Hayate, I would be glad to accompany you." she says."Great. Wait... Do you think you could get Suiseiseki to go too? Maybe she'd like to see the mountains as well.""I.. I can try." she answers."Thanks."**ROLLEM**
rolled 86 = 86>>19181997
rolled 99 = 99>>19181997I-it's not like I want to come with you stupid human desu...
rolled 30 = 30>>19181997Oh god, the screeching and the screaming.
>86 and a 99Fuck it, I'm not even going to roll.
>>19182014Haha!Apparently the diceroller wants to see Suisuisui's tsun today.
>>19182014Holy fuck no one roll
>>19182027The dice gods are favoring Tsun today? We must find Keima!
So, since we seem to be in one of those odd moments where we think as one, let's get some planning done.Tea Party Tuesday:Bring up the idea with Perrine and Hina today at lunch.Should we do the inviting, or should they?Are we good with the following guest list:YukiCharlotteLily(maybe Shinku, since Suiseiseki and Souseiseki will be there with Perrine and Hina)
>>19182059Let them do the inviting.Also, we still haven't made good on that bet we had with Perrine. What are our plans on that?
>>19182094That was the tea partyWe may not have to do that now thoughMaybe have her host the party? We can help but it makes her interact with the people ore then
A few moments pass, and two dolls port into the bottle.Souseiseki has successfully gotten her sister to come.You walk up to them, a smile on your face."Glad you two could make it. I need all the help I could get on this plant." "It's nothing." the calmer, blue one responds."Stupid human. I'm only coming because Souseiseki asked me to. It's not like I ant to go out with you or anything." The fiery green one tells you."Of course." you tell her. "I'll keep that in mind Suisuisuisui."She glares at you for again not saying her name right, but says nothing more."We go now?" Lo asks you as he heaves the empty barrel easily on one shoulder."Yep. We go now." you tell him as you all port out to the bench in the park.From there, you summon a pair of saucers for Lo and yourself and ask Kraus to fly you to the campsite.
>>19182104Well, I was thinking getting her to wear a maid outfit for the duration, and acting as a good host.If she resists, we can offer to wear one as well. She'd probably go for that.
>>19182059I like this guest list.We should get them to invite, especially seeing as Perrine needs to get out of her shell. Charlotte has the whole illegitimate child from a rich family, so she knows the whole be proper at all costs thing.
>>19182122I thought about taking the landraider for a second.That'd be stupid.
>>19182183>That'd be awesome.FTFY
>>19182134>>19182134She's also a smexy french girl.That helps.
>>19182122>you summon a pair of saucers for Lo and yourselfHuh. I thought we were going to get the prototype Striker from Ursula.
>>19182207Too right there
>>19182223Probably not safe enough to try doing that yet.
>>19182130>we can offer to wear one as well. She'd probably go for that.>Hayate in a skirt, againWell, at least our therapist understands where we're coming from.
>>19182122>French girls are the best girls.I can see why you would think that, LG.Getting two sisters into your bed is an accomplishment I hope you can also achieve some day.
>>19182261Hell it's not like we even care if we end up in a skirt at this point. For us it is more about the game of making them catch us or force us into the skirt
>>19182207Looks like she is a target from that picture
>>19182398>>19182207Well we could complete the set. I mean how man blonds are there here?
>>19182398No, she's Ichika's.
>>19182422>>19182425We need to fix him and souske too.
You arrive at the disused campsite in a short while, the saucers getting you there quickly.As you land in the middle of the clearing, a sentry gun pops up out of the bushes."Don't... Move..." you tell Lo and the dolls.A red scanning laser is emitted from the targeting mechanism on the gun, identifying you.A moment later and it pops back into the bushes, apparently deciding that you were no threat. You and you expedition continue on foot towards the bush.Lo seems to be enjoying being in a forest, he takes his time admiring the tall trees and the greenery.The two dolls float silently behind you.TALK? Who?
>>19182425I don't think he is here>>19182422From the top of my head? 3 including her not in the family two of those that we haven't swagged yet
>>19182441Talk to the dollsSee if they can tell us anything about the soil and plants nearbyAlso ask how they are liking the living arrangements
>>19182442No, Ichika's here. He was in that L4D/RE simulation with us, and got the day off.
>>19181421We outta cut prank the gnomes out.
>>19182441Talk to Desu and Boku, ask how they like it here, and how are they getting along with Perrine and Hina.
>>19182441Talk to Suisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuiask if that is her only outfit. We can take the dolls shopping some time.
>>19182470This is good
And we should actually call Desu by her real name once just to screw with her. If she catches it, we deny it.
>>19182513Perrine did ask us to not tease Suiseiseki so much. Perhps we should acquiesce.
>>19182513Yes. I like how you think!
>>19182513Yes we must do this>>19182458Well then we find out if she is his and if so congratulate him on his great tasteIf not we see if she is interested in him and set them up if soIf not then we swag her
>>19182470+1>>19182513+1(unrelated note: is it actually possible to play video games to such an extent that it causes your eyes to bleed?)
>>19182585Yes, if you don't blink for several hours.
Cloud flare?
Maybe firefox was fucking up for me for a bit
>>19182702>>19182707He might still be having Captcha problems.
The mobile site's been fucking up like crazy for the last hour or so.
Alright, further planning for the week:We should have an hour or two tonight, besides therapy and dinner. We can use that time to go down to the workshop and analyze that glass shard.Tea Time Tuesday is pretty much tomorrow.We can ask Lily if she could help us with searching the resort for any more surprises left by Eva on Wednesday.We also need to stick going down to R&D to get our data manipulation skills tested.
>>19182734All goodWe should get lessons from lain
>>19182734Should we take a day to test our Landraider with Souske?
>>19182755That won't take a full dayMaybe an afternoon
>talk to dolls"So Suiseiseki, Souseiseki. How do you like the house? And what's it like having Perinne and Hina as mediums?" you ask them"You said my name right!" Suiseiseki exclaims "Huh? I did?""Yes desu!""Really? Anyway, what's it like?"Souseiseki closes her eyes for a moment, collecting her thoughts."The house is wonderful, and Hina is a great companion. I thank you for introducing me to her." she tells you with a slight bow."Perrinne is the best medium and best girl in the Bureau desu! Nothing less to be expected of the one I chose! hohohoho!" Suiseiseki laughs condescendingly."And how do you like the house Suisuisuisui?""You said it wrong again!!!" she fumes"I did?""Yes desu!""So.. How do you like our house?" "It's... adequate. Perinne likes it, so I guess I do too." she says as she still glares at you."Great."[ ]comment about their clothes[ ]other
>>19182766[x] ClothesAlso wtf captcha stop hiding.
>>19182766>compliment their clothesbitches love compliments
>>19182766[x]otherAsk if they have other sisters, and if we can expect visits from them.
>>19182766[x]Other"You're dolls, right? Did they switch your eyes when they were making you, or was that on purpose?"
>>19182766[x]comment about their clothes, how they go well with our aesthetic/butler motif.
>>19182766Complement their clothes. Offer to take them down to Picollo's later if they'd like some more.
We should call Suisuisuisui Suiseisekidesu. "That's not my name! It's Suiseiseki desu!""That's what I said""You said it wrong!""Suiseisekidesu""Suiseiseki desu!""Same as you.""NO ITS NOOOOOOOT!"
>>19182796Do Kirakishou and Barasuishou count for TWINS THEY WERE?
>>19182766Compliment their clothes, offer shopping trip?
>>19182883For kraus they wouldWe will have to get twin twins they were first
>>19182894Wait get Kraus to offer shopping trip, in mini human form.
>>19182905>mini human form.A human projection sized to that of the dolls? There might be a subroutine for that, but I doubt that Kraus will be happy.
>>19182994He doesn't need to minimize everything.
>>19182905>>19182994>mini KrausOh god. He'll murder us.
>>19183017Depends on his small form. If he becomes a Super Deformed Klaus, we'd die. If he becomes a Foot-tall Klaus with the same proportions (excluding something), I don't think he'd mind.
>>19182905>>19182994>>19183015>>19183017hold off on this plan and just compliment them.
>>19183017I dunno, he could like it.Doesn't matter what size he is, he is still awesome, elegant and angry
>>19183065We should run it by him first.
"I must say, I do like your clothes. The Victorian feel compliments my own butler suit nicely." you tell them."..." both blush and say nothing."I was wondering though. you two are dolls right? Have the girls played dress-up with you two?""...no.""We don't need any clothes other than what father made us desu!" "Really? I thought you two would have plenty other clothes. How about this? We pop by Piccolo's right after this and I'll get the two of you some new outfits. Think of them as my way of saying thanks." you tell the two."... thank you Hayate.""Really?!" Suiseiseki asks excitedly "I.. I mean.. Do whatever you want, desu." she says as she catches herself.after this short conversation, you find yourselves at the location of the snowberry bush.WAT DO?
>>19183080Smooth as a gravel road, Suiseiseki.
>>19183080Have the dolls see what they can find out first, have Lo help sniff out any other plants in the vicinity and see what we need to gather to helpThen get Lo to gather the water while we get soil and another clipping of the plant
>>19183080Time for science. Get samplin'.>>19183091Gravel's actually not that bad.Now dirt roads, they fucking SUCK.
>>19183080>victorian>clearly pilgrims
>>19183124Nah they are much more Victorian than pilgrimThe pilgrims had simpler clothing and less embellishment than anything the dolls wore
>>19183080Have Sui and Sou check around the snowberry bush to learn what its current growing conditions are like.Lo can start taking soil and water samples.Observe the bush itself, see if Mandragora plants are growing nearby, BUT DON'T PICK THEM. Remember Ryuu's warning about them.Ask the gardeners if the bush can handle having another clipping taken from it.
>>19183080Pictures, soil samples, bag the soil from the ground, take note of trees and surrounding plants.
>>19183080Take samples of everything. The plant, the soil, the water, and the air. Take note of the ambient light level; is it bright or dark? Is the sunlight direct or indirect? What temperature is it? We need lots of data for scienceing later.
>>19183080I have to say, that's an interesting fusion of traditional Japanese kimono's and Victorian lace.We should bring it up with Jun sometime, maybe we can ask him about style fusion ideas, as well as a pair of white orihalcum-thread gloves, for Molotov Punches.
>>19183160I like these ideas, see if we can't make the gloves a spark cloth substitute
>>19183180Gloves used to light fires? Insane, I say.
>>19183141
>>19183198Dude the lace is stylized, Pilgrims didn't stylize,Why? God hated style apparently.
>>19183141>>19183124It's the same era. They wore the same shit.
>>19183221>talks about pilgrims>posts a timeline that doesn't even include the 1600's>>19183227>thinks victorian era (1800's) is the same as the 1600's
>>19183114>dirtroads>suckNOPE.Theyre the best shit ever.[as long as it's not raining.]Gravel is worst.Fucking gravel.
>>19183227This is what anime fans actually believe
>>19183221The clothing style pilgrims wore was a type of Victorian era lower class clothing, the type of clothing you are thinking of as Victorian is the higher class clothing worn by more affluent people
>>19183246see>>19183237
>>19183227>Victorian Era1837 to 1901. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victorian_era>Puritans1600'shttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puritans#New_England_PuritansAbout 200 years off there, bro.
>>19183241I've dealt with both. Dirt roads aren't as bad when they are kept flat and it's dry. If they get all potholed because of tractors, they suck bad.Gravel is worse normally, but they don't get holes as easily and they stay drivable during the rain.The really nice thing about dirt roads is that when they're decent to drive, it doesn't matter how fast you go on them. You're fine.<lives out in the ass end of North Dakota. 90% of roads aren't paved out here.
>>19183241Having biked on both gravel and dirt before, I must agree.
>science bush>get soil and water."Can you two see anything special about this forest? Possibly the reason that the plant back home isnt doing as well as it should?" you ask the dolls.Boku flies to the ground and touches it, Desu flies to a nearby tree."Everything seems normal... Infact, I don't see why the bush at home, in better soil and taken care of, would be reacting that way." Souseiseki tells you."Well, lets see if we can try and emulate the forest better back home then."You take out a spoon to shovel soil with, and ask Lo to hold the sack open.Since Lo's sack, much like most other containers you've encountered here, was one with an expanded interior, you manage to fill it with a ton of soil.As Lo heads off to the stream to fill his plastic drum, you and the dolls investigate the area around the bush closer.**ROLL FOR PERCEPTION**
>>19183256He may be off but the dolls aren't actually in pilgrim clothing.Loosely pilgrim styled yes but that's about it. Like most things Japan does it is a bad interpretation
rolled 10 = 10>>19183342>a ton of soilWE SHUVEL GUD
rolled 89 = 89>>19183342Guess it's time to fuck ti up.
rolled 2 = 2>>19183342We need to get Kraus to help with scanning stuff.
rolled 83 = 83>>19183351But we spot-check bad...
>>19183352Ok I am gonna leave it to Udz here
rolled 60 = 60Probably a symbiotic relationship with something nearby
>>19183351Not hard to SHUVEL GUD when we've got majaik on our side.
>>19183359Maybe a combination of surrounding plants providing a symbiotic nutrient loop, and maybe some beneficial insects?
rolled 22 = 22>>19183353>2Oh thank god we didn't get eaten by a giant venus fly trap.
>>19183370Or some kind of magical . . . . . . Oh god. We're going to get jumped by a Dryad, aren't we.
rolled 42 = 42>>19183342
>>19183377>dryad . . .Do Continue
>>19183377Well, we don't have a monster girl girlfriend yet...
rolled 67 = 67>>19183342
>>19183342All I can think of with that picture is Delicious Boku Tits. So clearly, we must aquire porcelain doll ass.
>>19183395>Watching Blue submarine 6This just got more interesting, didnt it?
>>19183408If any others show up maybe.
>>19183392At minimum, we might get a new friend. This guy would be perfect.
>>19183423A completely stoned Oddish?
>>19183423>>19183436A fully-tripped out, high-as-a-kite, stoned hippie Oddish.Whos leaves are made of marijuana
rolled 55 = 55>>19183408I vote we go for Kanaria. Sure she might be weak as piss, but she's got a violin. We could do duets and shit.>>19183423>Oddish>not the far superior Bananachin
>>19183423Wasn't that Someone Else's signoff image when he got done with some Emperasque stuff?
>>19183436Baked oddishSomething that LG had back in the early threads when he got his Toof fixed
>>19183445But, she's weak as piss.
>>19183423>>19183436we still have to check out Tom Bombadil's Hookah Bar at some point.
rolled 36 = 36>twitter>FUCKING TREX>FUCKING BEARFIGHTOh man those threads. Good times.We need to get some more BEAR COMBAT in at some point.
>>19183444I can just see the little guy in combat. "Oddish, use Smokescreen"Shirou is high as a kite!
>>19183352The three of you look around, and find nothing special or outstanding.It's just a forest, just a generic forest.As you rooted around in the base of the bush though, you make an interesting discovery.There, hidden by the sprawling leaves and branches was a different plant. It was an unassuming bunch of oval leaves sticking out of the ground.Thinking back on the botanical book you read, you recognize it to be a mandrake. A mandragora.You unconsciously reach out to touch it, but a voice in your head says, 'Don't touch that child!'You look at the dolls, just hovering behind you, thinking they were the ones that said that.The puzzled looks on their faces says otherwise.**ROLL TO FIND VOICE**>considering first 5 rolls
And it's tree rape!Just like in Evil Dead!
>>19183449Indeed it was
rolled 65 = 65>>19183488Welp.
rolled 28 = 28>>19183488
rolled 90 = 90>>19183488This roll will end up horribly wrong
rolled 53 = 53>>19183488Good times.
rolled 76 = 76>>19183488Also, remember that Ryuu warned us to NEVER pick it up without properly protecting our hearing.
rolled 43 = 43>>19183478Wait. Slapping gets Kurou-san, sugar gets Illya, agecandy gets Iris, what does smooooke get? Jack Black?>>19183488>DRYADohshit
rolled 86 = 86Sounds like a dryad to me.
>>19183508Looks like the dice are back to demanding self-loathing, pessimism, and cynicism.
>>19183508I think ADF has done well enough at this point.
>>19183512would rather have Danny McBride as his stoned persona
rolled 60 = 60>>19183488LOCATION!
>>19183512Stoned gets us ArcherJust for the total subversion of expectations
>>19183548This one, or his older self version?
>>19183558His older selfSo far he hasn't strayed outside his own canon so I don't see why he would now
>>19183568Yes he has.Kurou is a Masa-san expy from SnH
>>19183568what about Kurou-san?
>>19183592>>19183590Forgot that to be honestBeen too long since we have had him turn into Kurou I guess
The guy from Mx0 doesn't want us to bad-touch his mandrake friend?
>>19183610No the dryad girl wants to stop us from being knocked out by trying to pick a mandragora wrong
You get up off your knees and look around, trying to find the source of the voice."Here! Here!" it says, and you look up following it.There, floating down from a tree branch is a tiny green haired girl, so tiny infact that you estimate her to be only about 6 inches tall.She's buck naked, and you try and keep your eyes from seeing anything she would not want you to see."You shouldn't disturb that child." she says again."He's doing his best to be the biggest mandrake he could be. So please don't dig him up.""Well.. I wasn't going to actually. Are you a spirit of this forest?" you ask her."No," she giggles. "I'm... actually, I don't have a name. I'm just another mandrake.""You're a plant?" you ask, utterly confused.The dolls also eye her with curiosity."Yeah, haven't you seen a mandrake before?""I have... and generally, they're not flying little people." you tell her."Oh... This? I just woke up one day and I was like this." she says with hands on her hips."So you were born in this forest?" you ask her."Yep. This happened after some stupid guy ate all the berries on our bush and let out some weird magic. I think that was a week ago.""I... I think I know who you're talking about." you tell her, knowing full-well that she was talking about Shirou.WAT DO?
rolled 28 = 28>>19183636Invite her to come live in our house in a bottle, with our young snowberry plant.
>>19183636Fold a cute dress out of a napkin. We should probably take her to Melmo.
>>19183636SWAG HER.Fairy GF get!
>>19183636Ask her if she knows what makes that plant grow so well, and if she would help us make our plant growAlso see if she would come live in our garden with her friends
>>19183636Ask her if she knows why the bush in our garden is dying, while this bush seems healthy.Also, take out a handkerchief and cut it into a simple robe for now.
>>19183636Well, that stupid man is a classmate of mine and I'm trying to raise another bush of this type but it's not growing right. I had come out here to try and find out what it needs to grow. Would you happen to know?Also, would you mind if I called you Navi? Everyone needs a name.
>>19183666this
>>19183666Thirding.
>>19183636>6 inches tallWell that's going to make sexytimes difficult.
rolled 3 = 3>>19183666Second thisAnd also, it seems that Shirou's actions have far more serious consequences that I thought. The kid needs to be monitored at the very least.
>>19183685Majaik redirection could make her larger if you really wanted that...
>>19183636BELIEVE YOU CAN FLYBELIEVE YOU CAN FLYBELIEVE YOU CAN FLYBELIEVE YOU CAN FLYoh wait she's not a pixy...well tell her about our plant and ask for help.
>>19183669>NaviNO. I'm a Zelda fan too, but NAVI DESERVES A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL.
>>19183669>suggesting a nameNah, let's ask her what she'd like to be called.
There actually was a green fairy in mask of majora wasn't there?
FOR GODS SAKE PEOPLEIts just a plant for fucks sake. Can we not go "holy shit thats cute lets fuck it" just for once?Are we not butler, epitomy of dapper class and gentlemanly civility? Treat her well, and equally for gods sake
>>19183714It is outwardly femaleMankind will look for ways to fuck it
>>19183711The fairy from MM was named Tatl, which would also work.
>>19183714>equally>every girl we've been even remotely pleasant with has practically jumped on our cockUh.
>>19183726I know, but come ON. We are better than some retarded asshole with his dick as his brain.We are classy faggots, and we take care of our fellows.>>19183732Im afraid I dont get you anon. Clarify?
>>19183732Amazoness.Madoka.Vita.Not every girl we're nice to wants to jump his bones. A lot of them do, but not all.
>>19183732>every girl we've been even remotely pleasant with has practically jumped on our cockThat's technically not correct. Amazoness.Lily.Madoka.Vita.Lime.
>>19183753Keima
>>19183748Hayate is better than thatWe as the various voices making up Hayate's consciousness range from extreme moralfag to the darkest /d/enizen and everything inbetweenThere will always be this crap sadly
>>19183636We should politely introduce ourselves and ask what she is called. Names have power, you know.Perhaps we can politely ask her if she knows more about the snowberry bush and its natural habitat. We've been trying to raise one, and not very successfully.
>>19183759We're working on that one.
[x] ask dolls how detailed they were maid.
>>19183764Yeah, soliciting her help in keeping that snowberry bush alive seems like a good plan. If she has no name yet, I'd vote "Oona".
name her tinkerbell
You pull out your handkerchief and using the small sewing kit you kept on your person at all times, quickly turn it into a simple smock for her to wear."Uhmm... Maybe you'd like to put this on first?" you ask as you hand it to her."Hmmn? Why?""Err... please?" you tell her not wanting to say that her naked form distracts you somewhat.She quickly picks up on your sentiment and slips it on.Finally able to face her, you ask, "Is there a reason why this plant is doing so well, but the one back at my place isnt?""I dunno. Wait... You were that guy. You took some branches and the small one." she finally recognizes you. "Yes.. That was indeed me." you say."So the one you got is dying?""Well, not dying. But it's not doing as could as I thought it would.""Did you plant it in the shade?""Yes.""Do you have a mandrake planted near it?""Err... no.""Aiyaa... The snowberries in this forest are very particular. They never grow well without one of us nearby." she tells you exasperatedly."Why is that?" you ask"Dunno. They just don't. You really should have a Mandrake in your garden."WAT SAY?
>>19183711>>19183728She's Lucy from Mx0.>>19183748You said 'treat her well' while saying we shouldn't try to fuck her.But treating girls well seems to be what causes them to jump us.>>19183753>>19183757>AmazonessI guessing she bats for the other team. Amazon culture and all.>Madoka, VitaNot as emotionally developed as Nanoha. Also Madoka's canon gay. I think.>LimeRobot. Also, minimal contact.>LilyWe've barely interacted with her at all.
>>19183817"Do you know of a mandrake that would be willing to be replanted at my garden? "Would you be able to help?"
>>19183817Ask her if she'd help us out. We've got a bunch of friends who'd love to meet her. Even a dinosaur!
>>19183817Would you still count as a mandrake? If you don't, could you ask one of the other ones if they'd be willing to come with.
>>19183817Ask if she has a name, and whether she would mind using her knowledge to help us get the snowberry at our place healthy again.She IS, after all, a mandrake, and that way we wouldn't need to dig any other mandrakes up.
>>19183840She already said she doesn't have a name.
>>19183842Ah, this is true. Maybe ask is she'd like one, then? After all, "hey you" probably isn't going to cut it.
Ask her if there is anything else special about this place that is good for plants, introduce her to our friends and ask if any mandrakes would want to move in to our home to help our plants grow and have a nice place to live
We could also introduce Miss Mandrake to Melmo, and help her snowberries grow as well.
"Well... Would you know of any mandrakes we could take back home with us to help our snowberry to grow?" you ask."Wait... You're a mandrake too right?""Yes." she answers."Well... Would you come with us?""Outside the forest?""Yes.""In... that place with people?""Yes.""But...""Oh I understand if you would be hesitant to leave your home. I guess that's too much to ask."Silence, she's considering it deeply.**ROLLEM**
rolled 1 = 1>>19183914
rolled 71 = 71>>19183914Watch as the /tg/ diceroller fucks us again.
rolled 92 = 92>>19183914in before eaten by plants
rolled 53 = 53FRITZ.WHAT THE HELL, MAN.
>>19183918GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
rolled 25 = 25>>19183918You fucker!
rolled 1 = 1>>19183918nice one fritz
rolled 24 = 24>>19183914There won't be a lot of people. Just our family and close friends. Plus, there's a private beach.
rolled 51 = 51Everyone roll, we need a 100 to cancel that out!
>>19183929>>19183918Oh god.What the fuck.What have we done to upset you, dice gods?
rolled 40 = 40>>19183929Wow, thats unexpected that is
rolled 43 = 43HOW IS THIS I DON'T EVENGive us some time, man. We've got this.
rolled 2 = 2>>19183918>>19183929Oh for fuck's sake!FUCK YOU, seed!
rolled 25 = 25>>19183929holy shit.
rolled 15 = 15Double 1's ? Is it hue time?
rolled 23 = 23>>19183931Yeah we're gonna need double 100s for that to work
rolled 34 = 34FUCK>malice stockhYES, CAPTCHA. MY ENTIRE STOCK OF MALICE.
>>19183929Aand again.>>19183914"Well, not a lot of people. My home is within a majaik bottle, so you'd mostly see myself, my girlfriends, and our companions, such as these two ladies with me, and my familiars.
rolled 43 = 43>>19183914Roll because why the fuck not.Not like I can do worst than these two >>19183918 >>19183929
rolled 10 = 10welp, time to die.
rolled 23 = 23FUCK>malice stockhYES, CAPTCHA. MY ENTIRE STOCK OF MALICE.
rolled 93 = 93Let's break our recordGoing for 5 Nat 1's !
rolled 37 = 37>>19183914And because why the hell not, dice.>>19183940She is going to scream, and burst our ear drums. Then she'll scream again, and it'll be our eyes.
rolled 41 = 41welp, time to die.
rolled 20 = 20This is unbelievable. Like tripping over your shoelaces right before winning the Boston Marathon.And of course, it was two namefags as did it.
rolled 6 = 6>>19183954>Let's break our record>Going for 5 Nat 1's !Thats sounds like fun.
rolled 26 = 26Damn the rolls today are shitty.Like this one too probably
rolled 67 = 67>>19183954Might as well. Who knows? We might actually get three straight 100s.
rolled 4 = 4>>19183914No this is going to be scream and KIA with an addendum of plant raped
rolled 46 = 46>>19183961>>19183954Nope. let me try to redeem myself with a 100
rolled 35 = 35This is pathetic.
rolled 67 = 67>>19183961And one last roll just for laughs.
rolled 11 = 11>>19183965I suppose it's theoretically possible.
>>19183918"how about..." she begins to whisper"yes?""How about you stay here?""I can't do that." you tell her."Really? I'm really interested in learning more about humans though." she says in a low voice."Well, you could do that back at my place.""Or.. I could do it here, right now."Roots dig out of the ground, vines fall from the trees.Green and brown tentacles ensnare you and the dolls."Welcome to the jungle. We have have fun and games." she says as the appendages tighten and constrict.BAD END.Huehuehue[x]reload
rolled 11 = 11>>19183969
rolled 21 = 21Don't you dare start writing, Huegod.We're not done here.
rolled 54 = 54Rollan for the hue!
>>19183977That's one. Lets see that second bad end!
rolled 62 = 62>>19183982So slow.
rolled 23 = 23>>19183960Namefags are cursed around here son. But seriously these are pretty shitty rolls>>19183977Well its been a long time HUE, hows it hanging>there goes another bead
>>19183977That was... surprisingly boring. I'm glad it was a bad end and not something more permanent.
rolled 42 = 42>>19183977Yeah, that's about what I expected.We gonna get a reroll to try and convince her again?
>>19183989>there goes another beadFuck, we're probably at around a dozen or less now.
rolled 41 = 41>>19183920>>19183954These seem to be our best rolls, so, now that the HUEHUEHUE is out of the way, we're probably good.
rolled 47 = 47>>19183986That's not how it works, I hope. It was a supercritical mass of fail for one roll.
>>19183998naw he'll take the highest of the first few.
>>19183998We've got a 92 in stock already.
>>19183997What, you mean you aren't taking it as being Evil Dead'd?If you know what I mean?
>>19184010Funny thing, I've seen Army of Darkness but not Evil Dead 1 or 2.But seriously, I was expecting something that wouldn't cause a reload. Especially after that second nat 1.
>>19183997That was just the precursor to a horrible death via plant tentacle rape and her seeing what we look like inside
>>19183929"hmnnn... Why don't you just take the plant back here?" she asks you."I can't do that. The fruit it bears has me interested too much. There's so much I could do with it.""But you took it away from it's home! Now you want me to leave it too!" she shouts in a sudden burst of rage."No, it's not like that..." you try and say"IS IT BECAUSE IT'S JUST A PLANT? BECAUSE IT COUDNT SAY NO?! ALL YOU HUMANS DO THAT! CUT US DOWN! BURN US! ABUSE US!"The ground rumbles, cracks form underneath your feet."NEVER AGAIN!"The last thing you saw was the inside of a green mouth lined with sharp large thorns as it clamped down on you.BAD END.Reload. [x]
>>19184020OH GOD, IT'S ANOTHER ONE.THAT I did not see coming.
How many reloads do we have left now?
>>19184023Dammit! See we should have went for five.
>>19184015Well, I've got two words for you, then: Forced necrodendrophilia
>>19184020Hey, LG? Could you tell us when we're down to 10 beads? Because if my count is right, we're at 14 right now.
rolled 91 = 91looks like the hue' a back in full force
>>19183954>>19183920"Well... I am a little interested about learning about humans..." she tells you."Great. You could meet my family and friends. And we will surely welcome you in our home.""Is it sunny there?" she asks."The inside of our home in a bottle is guaranteed to have perfect weather." you tell her."I can come visit the forest again if i wanted to?""Of course. Just tell me when and I'll personally fly you back." you smile."Okay, I'll go.. I... I need to say good bye to my friends first." she says as she flies towards the bush and to the mandrake inside it."Please take as long as you'd like." you say with a bow.----------------------------------------
>>19184090A half an hour later, after the little plant-girl has flown about the forest, she says that she's ready.Lo also comes back with the now filled drum."We go yes?" he asks."Yes we go, Lo." you answer him.He notices the green haired girl sitting on your shoulder."who that?" he asks."ah yes, we haven't introduced ourselves yet.""Miss... I'm Hayate Ayasaki, these are the twins Souseiseki and Suiosuisuisui, and that is Lo.""Suiseiseki desu!" the green one objects."Ah yes, I mispronounced it. shes Suiseisekidesu.""Suiseiseki desu! not Suiseisekidesu!""yeah, Suiseisekidesu. I got it right that time.""Suiseiseki desu! Just Suiseiseiki desu!" she's really angry now."the honorable and just Suiseisekidesu." you say as if finishing that matter.Desu flies off to her sister grumbling."And you are, miss...?" you ask her."I.. Don't have a name. Plants don't really need them." she tells you."Can I give you a name? We can't jsut go about calling you 'Hey' or 'You'.""Would you?" she asks."Of course." you tell her as you think of a name to give her.WAT NAME HER?
>>19184094Mandy.Since she's a mandrake, see?
>>19184100Seconded. I thought the same.
>>19184100Sure.
>>19184094Cheryl
rolled 20 = 20>>19184094Alma Raune.
>>19184100I'm good with thisIf anyone says navi i will slap the shit out of them.
Flora
rolled 74 = 74Tatl. Fuck ALL Y'ALL.
rolled 76 = 76>>19184094Doubleones?
>>19184124I'm not sure if that's worse than my suggestion, but it's certainly close if it isn't.
>>19184119Just for that, Navi!
"How about... Amanda? We can shorten it to Mandy.""It's because I'm a mandrake right? Very original." she says with a smirk"So it's no good?" you ask."No. It's great. Thank you." she smiles."Well then Mandy, how about I show you your new home?" you ask as you summon some saucers for you, the drum and sack and Lo."Sure." she says as she climbs into your front pocket.
>>19184094I hate "Mandy", personally. Not very fae-like.I've always been a fan of "Morgan", after Morgan le Fay.
Uh, guys? I got bad news. Really bad news.I went back and re-counted all of our reloads.Assuming that we had 24 reload beads when Frank, Billy, and Hard-Gay tried to jump us that one time when we were showing Hina around the town (corroborated by Kyon's comment concerning how it was a stupid way to go out and the number of beads he had then), we have 7 reloads left.7 reloads.
>>19184133
>>19184144Well yeah, but she's not really a fae, is she?
>>19184146And that's terrible.
>>19184144Ah. 60 seconds late. I just HAD to go out and get that 2am burrito.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Boiling Point.New thread at 2200 4chan time
So, who do we tell first that we're bringing another girl home?I say we go visit Ursula and introduce her.
Say guys, the Ayasaki family has grown quite large, obviously. I think that the group could use an emblem.What do you want the Ayasaki Seal to look like?
>>19184161>Bringing the plant-fae into a mechanic's workshopYeah, that can't possibly go wrong.
>>19184166A bunny, a teapot, and a bratwurst.
>>19184177With crossed forks, or fork and spoon, underneath.
>>19184146We are on a number which is decided by plotIf LG wants us to run out we willIf he doesn't we won'tStop stressing about non existant shit when we have a massive list of real shit to worry about
>>19184182>We are on a number which is decided by plotBut he gave a number at a specified time. How is that non-existant?Ignoring a problem won't make it go away, nor will just saying that it's plot-based when an actual number was given.
>>19184186Because it's from the twitter, and the twitter isn't canon until it's been loaded and fired in a thread.
>>19184186Not canon until it's in the threads.He's said so more than once.
>>19184179>>19184177Noted, will ask for more details next thread. Goodbye gents. stay classy
>>19184197>Not canon until it's in the threads.Yet people continued to ignore pic related.I guess it's subjective, some things just aren't canon even if it's in the thread if you wish hard enough.
>>19184267It's more a case of Vader not Canonically being Luke's father until Empire Strikes Back came out. It still may be true, but it's not part of the story yet.
>>19184267That was just trolling and you know it.
I'm growing seriously worried that our class will use our absence to plot a ridiculous prank to pull on us.
>>19184267There was no time scale on the ONE mention on twitter of the reloads being limited nor did we actually get any confirmation other than reloads would be more limited as we would have to deal with the consequences of our actions moreThe Perrine situation was referenced constantly in twitter and once she was present at the bureau
>>19184481The reload beads are confirmed, but the precise number has not been said.I missed the Bad Ends too much.
>>19187061It was kinda nice to see them again
>>19184177>>19184179Hmm...no one will likely see this, but, we're going with a European seal? I can see it working with our German butler aesthetic.But what about a Japanese crest?We could still keep the rabbit for that, or use a spread of stylized tea leaves and a rabbit head.
