/tg/-san, can you teach me to love?...physically?
Nasally inhale 200 mg of this, and call me in the morning.
What like, in physics terms?Do you have a calculator?
>>19048989She IS a calculator!
Ah, Spring! When a young Necron's fancy turns to love!
Let me explain this in a way you'll understand.>Anon used leer>Gurl became confused>Anon used charm>Gurl became charmed>Anon used sleeping powder>gurl fell asleep>Anon used harden>anon used pound>anon used pound>Anon used pound>...>anon has fainted
Next time you see someone you care about, encircle the with your arms and squeeze gently, make sure to release before causimg harm and/or sensations of or similar to pain. This is called a hug.
First do you have a penis?If yes, can you find a hole?If yes, trust vigorously into said hole.
Xeno, don't give in to peer pressure! You're too young to be having sex!
>Get out bed>Check on /tg/>Xeno thread right on the first page>Morning ruined Welp...back to bed.
>>19049146if something cause displeasure to you then it cannot be bad.
I wish I could tell you.As an Astartes, I want to love, too.I still remember my past before this.Such are my days with the scorpions.
>>19048968>Xeno>hugs follow the "rending" rule>kisses follow the "entropic strike" ruleI'd rather not.
>>19049009Then where are her buttons? You know, to turn her on...
It's quite simple, insert Rod A into Slot A, can also be inserted into Slot B. Remove Rod A and reinsert it into the selected slot. Repeat untill Orgasm.exe is executed. Should you choose Slot A it is recommended you have Anti-Pregnancy software installed otherwise Pregnancy.zip will open and load Baby.file, unless this is what you intended. Be sure to scan for viruses before and after.
>>19051878strange...
>>19051878You forgot a couple things. First of all, get some anti-virus software installed. You can get some baaaad shit, what with Nurgle doing like he does.second of all, you need to sanctify both rod a and your selected slot with offerings to the machine god.
>>19048968I'm sure that Drone can.
>>19048968But, Xeno, you are the only creature in the grimdarkness of the distant future who knows how to love.
>>19051878What about the Sound Port?
>>19052208Xeno certainly has one.
Why is there no Xeno Carameldanse .gif?
>>19052733I tried to make one, but it takes time, and requires precision.
I believe in you, >>19052752! You can do it!
for the love of god, someone say that they have that screencap of bjorn the fell-handed explaining the birds and the bees to a scout!
Birds? Bees?
>>19052818They're like your itty bitty beetles, but squishier.
ITTY BITTY BEETLEITTY BITTY BOATTWINKIE HOUSE
>>19053074I don't believe it!
>>19053094HABEEB IT!
>>19052818Do I have to teach you everything?
>>19053074>>19053094>>19053136Did I just travel back in time? I haven't seen that meme in years.
>>19053074>itty bitty bugFTFY
>>19053175YOU WENT BACK IN TIME.TO OLD /b/ ARE YOU MANLY ENOUGH TO SAVE IT?!
>>19053559Yeah, no, that future refuses to change.
>>19053571Oh well then, have a beer.
Will Xeno ever find true love?
>>19053925Signs point to 'no.'
Anyone remember the Necron rapefiction?
>>19054650Necrons can't rape! They have no penises.
>>19053925What if "true love" spells "Xeno"?
>>19056322What does that even mean?
>>19056460Xeno is love. All of it.
What is love?
>>19057662BABY DON'T HURT ME!
>>19057662Warrior don't hurt me
>>19057675DONT HURT ME
>>19057675>>19057679>>19057685No more.
Benoxump
>>19060033Don't lose your head, Xeno!
>>19051861Well, her braid is some sort of switch.
Tug braidReceive scarabs
Please do not take these scarabs.
>>19049028Invalid!That was 5 moves, you only get 4!
>>19065487WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOONE
>>19065487We went over this yesterday. Noh isn't 40K, she is a Norse goddess, not your xenocrossover waifu.
Who's Noh?
>>19068015She's a little girl who doesn't want you to take that magical sword and that enchanted chainmail.That's all.
>>19067427Actually, she was originally a construct, she was re-imagined into a Norse goddess, and she totally tried bashing in Loki's skull.
>>19068015Don't Noh.
>>19051878Error: pregnancy detected. (A)bort / (R)etry / (I)gnore
>>19068041After Loki got abused by ravens. And a giant. And a snowbank. And then another raven. Bird rape clearly happened.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Noh
BUmp
>>19069051No. Fuck no. Everytime that picture gets re-done, it's for the worse. At first she was naked, then the drawfag added ugly panties, then he made her skinny, and now this happens. NO!Look, you're scaring little tau girls.
>>19069182>fatty hips>big ass>class I obesityyou must be a black guy, bro?
>>19069466You call dat "class 1 obesity", I call dat "hourglass".Are you a girl or something?
>>19069521Dat ass.
bzzzzz
>>19069521I can call that "fat as my first trolling".>Are you a girl or something?Why do you think that?
>>19069613because apparently, since the late 00s, having hips=fat. That's why you no longer see models with decent hips, and why girls try to be skinny instead of being nicely shaped. Since many guys still think that wide hips are hot, I deduce from it that, if you think that hips=obese, it is statistically more likely for you to be a girl.
>>19069664Fa/tg/uy makes a fair point
Fortunately, there's still Xeno and her robo-hips from space.
>>19069664Lol a girl in tg drawing tau female? only picrelated.Also you told everything right. But more ore less skinny would be better for this character.
>>19069742what? which character? what the hell are you trying to say?
>>19069742I want her to sit on my face
>>19069664Models don't have decent hips because the fashion industry likes living coat hangers and not fashion that actually accentuates the human form
>>19069949I know that. Which designer literally said that he wanted that, again? Anyway, I can understand it when it comes to actual artistic designing, but it becomes really problematic when even underwear models lack curves.
dem robohips
time to wake up.
>>19074779...is she sucking her thumb?
>>19074830Yes, she's a little girl, after all.
>>19069855http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Shlicktau
>>19078026It's not Schlicktau, it's just an Earth Caste girl. That's why she's curvier.
Only certain people can.
>>19078730Xeno is her own faction.
>>19079252Yes, "Xeno's super-fun adventure club of friendship".
>>19079347For Girls.
/tg/ you never cease to amaze
>>19079383No, not only. I mean, she's got a fucking spehss mehreen in it.
>>19079505I'm pretty sure Warrior-Kun and the Slann are guys too.
>>19079347That will be the name of her dynasty. If she manages to find a handful of other planets, the galactic maps will have a small area labelled as "Xeno's super-fun adventure club of friendship".>>19079512Maybe Drone, too, but it's a but ambiguous. It depends on the stories.
>>19079512How can you tell?
>>19079546because they're referred to as "he".
Shadow's a girl. So is Weaver.
>>19079546Them being referred to as 'he' in the narration, mainly.
>>19079572Yes, Core too, apparently.
Isn't Shadow a wraith? How can a wraith into gender?
>implying /tg/ isn't a bunch of eunuchs who go into a frenzy of rage at the thought of having sex
>>19080333That explains a lot.
>>19080333I think it's 50-50 traps and eunuchs.
Shas is a confirmed girl. Don't know about the rest of the board.
>>19085432I am not. I just incorporate a lot of mother-daughter relationship stuff into my writing.
Lol a bunch of faggots itt.
>>19086363No, but you are a faggot. Lol, indeed.>>19085789Silence, perfidious woman, you write like a girl. Go wash my pants.
At a minimum, I think we can all accept that Shas thinks she's a girl
>>19089591Or the reverse.
>>19089605>>19089591Who cares about the gender of the idiot who spawned the thing called Xeno.She/He deserve to be thrown in a shuttle and flown to the hellhole of Ag'ni.
>>19089631Hey, TIDF, I know you're trying to keep up appearances and all, but you are aware that every single time you reply to one of these Xeno threads with something about how abominable a character Xeno is, or how terrible a person Shas is for writing her, you come across like the little kid on the playground that throws mud at the little girl because he has a crush... right? Don't get me wrong! I totally get that you're deep into the internet roleplaying, pretending to be a tau, but this just makes you look kind of juvenile. Food for thought.
>>19090076>kind of juvenileThen it's high-grade tau roleplaying.
Wait, you mean TIDF isn't really a Tau?
>>19090274He sometimes makes mistakes such as calling humans "humans" instead of "gue'las". He also claims to be part of the Water Caste even though his little sister is obviously an Earth Caste. The answer is clear: he was adopted, and pretended to be a tau so that he would be accepted faster by them.A sad, tragic story. In a way, he's like Superman, or Goku, except that he sucks at it.
Which is your waifu, /tg/? Decide now.
>>19090387Oh, Xeno, you look so silly without eyes. I choose you.
>>19090076Well, Xeno has cottees and I don't like her so she better stop asking me to be her friend or I'll push her down I swear!>>19090303The Tau use both terms when referring to Homo-Sapiens. Usually when the Tau is friendly to a Homo-Sapien he will call him ''Human''. If the Tau feels neutral or angry towards a Homo-Sapien he will call him ''Gue'la''.>He also claims to be part of the Water Caste even though his little sister is obviously an Earth CasteDal'yth is a queer place. That is all I will say.
“Salutation, Humans. Observe your Emperor. Return focus to me. Reobserve your Emperor. Return focus to me. Regretfully, your Emperor is not me. However, were he to cease employing archaic technology and upgrade to a shiny metallic body, he may resemble me. Direct observation down. Return observation to neutral level. What is your position? You are located on a battleship with the Phaeron your Emperor could resemble. What are you equipped with? Return focus to me. I have it, it is a Tesseract Labyrinth containing those two Primarchs you revere. Observe again. The Primarchs are now C’tan star gods. Anything is possible when your leader is an ageless immortal robot who wields unfathomable technologies that can extinguish entire star systems and not a lifeless husk of what was once a mere mortal. I am embarked upon a Catacomb Command Barge.”
>>19090387I will take Elesh Necron. Though her necrodermis is hard and unyielding to my caresses. Her inability to get through doors, or put on a shirt without adorable embarrassment has found her a place in my heart.
>>19090456He's back!
Reanimation protocol engaged.
>>19090387Weird. Nice idea, but sadly I find each less cool than they normally are.
Elesh Necron is pretty neat.
>>19090387When was this picture created?!
Flesh instead of metal? Preposterous!
Oh, wow, is this thread still up?
>>19095909two weeks ago, for a bikini contest thread that was deleted.
more Tau girls please? you know, for the Greater Good?
For the guy who asked, the Day Bjorn taught Sex-ED
>>19098911No.
Xeno is the blueberriest.
>>19098693I saw that thread, but didn't get to it in time. I wish more OC was allowed.I'm betting it wasn't NSFW.
I'm actually a little surprised that this thread hasn't been pruned yet.
What's a pruned? Is it candy?
>>19103641Unfortunately, it isn't; But hey, if you meet a Herald of Transmogrification, you can always ask him to invent new types of candy.
I kinda feel like if Core had a body, she'd look like Elesh Necron.
>>19106103Why?
>>19106110Why not?
>>19106423I figured that with a name like this, she'd look more like Glados.
>>19106439But GLaDOS doesn't have a body.
>>19106446then call it a "chassis".
>>19066596Divided by zero. Or should that be "divided by Xenoh"??
>>19103641Why do you have vent slits on your chest, Xeno? Is it because you are so smoking hot?
>>19049038"Hole, here. I'm leaving my money with you, and my journal with all my secrets in it. I trust you so hard."
I have written a love haikufor you.dirty xeno wenchyou will love prometheum you scream as you burn
>>19107653Xeno says thanks!
>>19107653Don't be so tsun-tsun, Anon-kun!
>>19107671i am not tsun-tsun!i hate all your kind, xenoEmperor's contempt!!!!
>>19107700Xeno has no actual kind, she's just some kind of moé robo-blueberry.
Roboberry?
>>19107719moe blueberrywhatever it is, will burnfor the emperor
I like that Xeno plays Yu-Gi-Oh now, for some reason.
>>19112984and despite being the taucron rider, she can't even ride a jetbike properly.
Because her hooves can't reach the pedals!
>>19107663Xeno should get it on with Warrior-kun. He's always pulling her out of one mess or another.Or....is Warrior-kun friendzoned??
>>19117812Everyone, except maybe Drone, is friendzoned.And so far, Warrior-kun didn't really pull her out of the mess, he helped her progress into it.
>>19117878But does Drone even have a penis to sex up Xeno?
>>19118435behold>>19051906
Warrior's already got a girlfriend, anyway. She's just in stasis. Maybe even pre-biotransference.
>>19048986Nasally? What does that mean?
>>19119059Absolutely nothing, you don't have a nose.
No, she's got that nasal slit / flux capacitor. You can still put cocaine in that, right?
Who the hell archived this shit?
This thread is undying!
Like Xeno, this thread is an immortal killer robot.
>>19125202Xeno is not a killer robot, she is a love machine.
Oooh, I'm just a love machine and I don't work for nobody but you! Yeah, I'm just a love machine! A hugging, kissing fiend!
>>19125202Is it also cute and female?
>>19127994I'm afraid not, it's on /tg/. But it's blue, and, let's see... it's stupid... and... it's FUNKYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmqHs_6VSzQ
Xeno is like /tg/'s little sister. Always sticking around, not doing anything constructive, even bothering the serious grown-ups doing serious things with her antics, but adorable and strangely arousing. And she's also blue, like the background.
Blue is lucky.
>>19069051>i don't know what anatomy is: the picture
>>19130482Better anatomy than Rob Liefeld.
>>19130522A drunk monkey does anatomy better than Liefeld.
>>19069182yeah, uh, little tau musclegirls with big tits. Is -4str Xeno even possible?
>>19128460>little sister>strangely arousingOh /tg/
>>19069742ARRRGHHH MY EYESSSSSFUCK YOU MY EYESSSSS!!!!
>>19135456It's Shas!
