ALL OF YOUR ANGRY.

EVERYONE PANIC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>swq tomorrow
>supposed to write after-thread story
>have nothing done

Fuck yeah, MSQ!

>>19006180
LG, here's that date calculation you wanted:
4/14 - White Day 51
4/15 - spar with Mio, Nanoha's birthday 53-60
4/16 - A-tan, met the Idols, date with Hina 61-63
4/17 - Saturday, final combat tests in Basic, Day of Sousuke's Camp 64-71
Sousuke's camp 72-74
4/18 - Sunday, Sousuke's Camp ends, loli brigade eats too much sugar 75
4/19 - Monday, Dude, bowling, buying house 77-80
4/20 - Tuesday, training the rookies 81-83
Infinicon 84-92
4/21 - Wednesday Melmo candies 93-98
4/22 - Thursday We get Daniil, Cannon gets fired 99-101
4/23 - Friday, Trude confronts us, breaks our arm, L4D, Dende's, see Susan 102-105
4/24 - Saturday, Helm's Deep, prep for Nanoha's field training and date 105-106

We should start planning nightmare scenarios for the party. We've essentially assembled the most unluckiest and misunderstood people (ourselves included) in one place.

>>19006254

na, im sure it will be a manageable party.

i mean, what could go wrong?

R&D. As the title suggests, it's the Bureau's Research and Development section.
Here the brightest minds [and the craziests ones] are gathered working on projects that aid Bureau operations.
From weapons, potions, and even new types of bio-luminescent underwear, these hallowed halls have seen them all.

You walk the still dimly lit corridor to Ryuu's bar, every step familiar and memorized.

You knock on the door.
Instead of opening for you automatically like it has done in the past, you now have to turn the knob.

'Weird.' you think to yourself as you step inside.

>>19006254
>walking into a room
>trip
>land on one of the girls
>"It's a misunderstanding!"
>"that's just fine..."
>sexytimes ensue
>another girl enters
>trips and falls
>"It's a misunderst-"
>dragged into sexytime
>another girl enters
>trips
>"It's a mis-"
>sexytime
>another girl enters
>trips
>sexytime
>another girl enters
>sexytime
>girl looks in the window to make sure its safe to enter without being molested
>one of the girls grabs her and pulls her in
>sexytime

>>19006254
Fortunately for us, with Shirou all we have to do is force-feed him sugar to make him into Illya, who is easier to control and won't make as big a mess.
I don't THINK Sousuke will be a problem, but we should be prepared just in case. Like a quick-reference guide to beach activities that he can understand.
Who else should we plan for?
Will Negi's swag be at full force?

>>19006310
OH GOD.
EVANGELINE.

>>19006303
oh shit
here comes the omegaverse

>>19006303
Ryuu is busy with bartender swag

He and melmo are old friends after all

>>19006303
Ryuu and Mio gettin' busy

>>19006243
Uhhh white day falls on March.
So it's 3-24

>>19006380
Fixed:
3/14 - White Day 51
3/15 - spar with Mio, Nanoha's birthday 53-60
3/16 - A-tan, met the Idols, date with Hina 61-63
3/17 - Saturday, final combat tests in Basic, Day of Sousuke's Camp 64-71
Sousuke's camp 72-74
3/18 - Sunday, Sousuke's Camp ends, loli brigade eats too much sugar 75
3/19 - Monday, Dude, bowling, buying house 77-80
3/20 - Tuesday, training the rookies 81-83
Infinicon 84-92
3/21 - Wednesday Melmo candies 93-98
3/22 - Thursday We get Daniil, Cannon gets fired 99-101
3/23 - Friday, Trude confronts us, breaks our arm, L4D, Dende's, see Susan 102-105
3/24 - Saturday, Helm's Deep, prep for Nanoha's field training and date 105-106

>>19006306
Swag.

Just give in girls. It's gonna happen whether you want it or not.

Actually, that makes me wonder: If our swag is capable of affecting people's thought processes, could we be considered a rapist?

>>19006376
Doubtful, Mio likes her prey younger remember

>>19006376
I doubt it. Mio seemed pretty set on getting a son from Hayate.

>>19006420
Not if we do it without trying and don't take advantage of girls with it

>>19006420
That's like asking if person X is so physically attractive that it affects person Y's thought processes in a way that makes person Y more likely to sleep with person X, is person X a rapist?

Well, no.

>>19006449
>>19006431
She said she'd make Ryuu her husband and Hayate her wife.

I dunno if she means that Ryuu and Hayate would DP her, or if she'd wear a strapon and have her and Ryuu DP Hayate.

I'm a little concerned.

>>19006420
Pretty much every dude who gets any is a rapist by that definition.

There comes a time in one's life when one just gets stuck between a rock and a hard place.
A time when everything goes to shit.
That certain time when the fecal matter makes contact with the rotating wind mover.
And that time has come for you AGAIN.

I don't remember her saying he would be her husband

She said he would be a good one

>>19006498
HOORAY

>>19006498
Shirley and Mio with Ryuu tied up in a corner?

>>19006498
inb4 drunk Mio, Trude and Shirley.

>>19006498
>HayatewalkinginonRyuuandMiohavingsex.jpg

>>19006498
Aw shit, better get a helmet on, son.
And those orihalcum boxers you just bought.

Ryuu's dead.

>>19006535
I like your style.

Doorknob in hand, you push the door open, it swings to the side on well oiled hinges.
There, on a stool, sat Sakamoto Mio, The Hero of Japan and the crazy-pirate witch that has your boxers.
She has her back to the bar and is facing you, her requisite drink in-hand.
Slowly, a smirk forms on her face.
Ryuu is nowhere in sight.

WAT DO?
[ ]go on inside
[ ]NOPE

Mio's horny then? CRAZY IVAN

>>19006553
Welp, gonna happen sometime, might as well be now.....

Go inside.

>>19006553
>[x] go on inside

If we run, we will only be tired when the rape starts.

>>19006553
[x]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

Nanoha is not going to appreciate it if we get raped right before the last quality time we'll get to spend with her before field training.

>>19006553
[X]go on inside

Hey Mio, you seen Ryuu, and where is Shirley hiding, is she hiding behind the bar, on the ceiling of behind the door?

By the way, don't try anything, I have enough on my plate without having to deal with you two. You try anything now you'll disturb my date with Nanoha, which means I'm not going to be all that polite about this.

We've been solving our women troubles lately, let's get this last one over with.

>>19006498
This smells of a trap

>Check for Flanking maneuvers by the U.S.S. Softness

>>19006553
[x]Go in.
"Ah Ms. Sakamoto, have you seen Ryu?"
W didn't put the jock on and Shirley is behind us, im calling it.

>>19006553
[x]go on inside
"Hello, Mio. Have you seen Ryuu around?"
Slide our hand into our pocket and grasp our portkey. Get ready to port out of here at a moment's notice.

>>19006553
[x] Curse the misfortune of our birth
[x] Go inside

>>19006553
[x] go on inside

Try to reason with her. Today is an important day and we cannot allow her nonsense to get in the way of things with Nanoha.

>>19006553
"You do know if you get pregnant, you won't be able to drink for nine months, right?"

[x]go inside

Because I enjoy the HUE.

(x) TIME STOP + Apply indestructible chastity boxers.

Then go in.

>>19006553
>implying there is a choice.
Damn you LG. I say we get ready to portkey out, or atleast pull a MC NGAF and start shooting.

Go inside

I didn't know Ryuu left this place ever, anyway were having a hiusewarming party want to come?

>>19006655
This.

Then watch Mio destroy them anyway.

>>19006655
No wasting Cassie. We may need it on the date.

it's...
it's like you guys don't even want to try to avoid the rape.

>>19006553
[x] put it in

>>19006712
Some men just want to watch the boy get raped by the Hero of Japan.

And so: >>19006553
[x]ENTER
So long as we've got our new boxers on.

>>19006712
They did something to Ryu and we need to find out what.

>>19006712
As for myself, I've accepted that, short of a teleport, we're going to get raped. Running will only mean we get molested while tired.
Better to go in, talk to her, and then port out.

>>19006711
What's worse? A little less timestop, or being unprotected against MioRape?

>>19006712
I suggest if they try anything, we time stop, take Mio's sword and bouncy castle them both until our message gets through to them. They really need to understand that flirting is fine but they do not get to cross the line.

>go on inside.
"Good afternoon Mio." you as as you make sure to leave the door open "Have you seen Ryuu?"
"Good afternoon as well dear wife." she answers with a nod "Ryuu is currently busy, and has left the bar in my care. Why don't you join us for a drink."
"Us?" you ask her.
The door closes behind you.
"Us." Says a familiar voice from your rear.
You turn around and there stands Shirley, her hand on the door knob.
"Hey there, Hayata." The Softness greets you sultrily. "Miss me?"

------------------------------------------------------
"SIR! USS SOFTNESS SPOTTED OFF THE STERN! PIRATE SHIP SAKAMOTO HAS US IN RANGE!" Your lookout calls down from the crow's nest
"ALL HANDS, EMERGENCY MANUEVERS! " You command your panicked imaginary crew.
----------------------------------------------------

WAT SAY?

>>19006765
I like this.

>>19006782
Um yeah, it's nice seeing you again, I suddenly just remembered I left the oven flushing, gotta go.

Port out.

>>19006765
>bouncy castle Charlotte and Mio
>Mio gets pummeled by tits
>Charlotte's rack knocks her out
>"Uh guys? What happened?"

>>19006782
"Miss Yeager, I do not have the words to properly respond to that question."

>>19006782
"I'm sorry, Mio, Miss Yeager, but I have a date tonight."

Portkey out.

Invite Ryuu via mentillation.

>>19006782
>leaving the bar to an alcoholic
Great plan there, Ryuu.

I don't suppose asking them not to rape us today would have any effect? Possibly just to keep the conversation tame and civil for the time being?

>>19006782
Well ok. Say hi to Shirley. Mention that Ursula said she was in town. Ask how work on the strikers is going.

Maintain the charade until they make a move, then port out.

>>19006782
"PERRINE IS PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD."
That'll surprise her.

>>19006782
"Hello, Miss Shirley. Ursula was saying that you had arrived to help with some of her modifications.
"Ah, Mio, I wanted to invite you to our housewarming party tomorrow. You are welcome to bring others, of course. Please mention it to Ryuu when he gets back.
"Oh, will you look at the time. I'm so terribly late. I'll see you tomorrow."

And port out of there. NOW. Port-key or our own teleport, doesn't matter which. Use both if we have to.

>>19006782
"Hello Miss Yeager. Have the twins told you about the party in our home tomorrow at three? Your both welcome to come."

"Oh and Mio, you do realize I will not go down without a fight."

The rape whistle, blow it! It's our only hope!

>>19006782
Mio, Miss Yeager, lovely to see the both of you. Would either of the two of you care to come to our house warming party tomorrow, and if you see Ryuu please invite him as well.

Miss Yeager, thank you for bringing the strikers over, Ursula appreciated it greatly.

To the both of you, if you try anything I will stick you in a teacup and shake you around until you fall unconscious, is that understood. I have a date tonight and I'm not going to let either of you ruin it.

>>19006871
"Oh and Mio, you do realize I will not go down without a fight."

"Oh that's fine. Just makes it all the sweeter when I beat you into submission."

>>19006782
>Pour whiskey
>Thousand yard stare
>Make comment about fatherhood

"Miss Yeager, I do not have the words to properly respond to that question." you tell her as your hand instinctively goes into your pocket.
"Aww... You missed me so much you're speechless." She goes in for a hug, her huge guns press against your back.

'SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFT...' Your mind begins to melt.
Mio gets out of her stool and walks over, her hands reaching for the one in in your pocket, pulling it out.
"Now, now Hayate. No need to be on guard too much. We just wanted to spend some time with you."
The two of them pull you into a nearby booth and stuff you into it.

You are up against the wall, with Mio in your lap.
Shirley is right beside you blocking you in.
"Sooo... Hayata. What's with all this 'wife' thing Mio has been saying?" she asks you.
Mio grinds into your lap.

WAT SAY/DO?

>>19006939
Nothing more than playful wishful thinking on the Major's part.

Invite them to the party, offer to hang out with them on Monday, make whatever concessions or deals we have to to get out of here in time for the date.

>>19006939
Completely ignore what they're doing, extend invitations to the housewarming party and ask them to pass it on to Ryuu.

Go behind the bar and mix ourself a drink, if they try to prevent it teleport there. Inform them that nothing is ever going to happen if they don't clear it by the rest of the girls.

Oh god we're going to be raped for real at this rate.

QUICK! TURN THEM OFF WITH A PTSD STORY!

"You know, this situation reminds me an awful lot of this one time I spent in a bar in (bad japanese city here). I was trying to get out because I saw this really creepy guy had been eying me, but when I turned around another creepy guy grabbed me by the shoulders and took me into the back room and pushed me onto a stool just like this.

Do you really want to make me remember the rest of it?"

>>19006939
"I can't entirely say? I'm afraid I can't spend too much time with you right now, ladies, for I have a date with another lovely lady soon, and I was just stopping by to invite Ryuu to the party tomorrow."

>>19006939
Erk, logic at odds with... desire to... have imaginary threeway...

>>19006939
"Mio decided... ah... at some point that I... I would make a good... a good... for God's sake Mio I'm trying to talk here..."

>>19006939
"Mio has apparently decided that my talents and abilities are those of an ideal wife, and wishes to make me hers. However, I am already spoken for, and must meet my lady quite soon.
"Ah, Mio, I wished to extend an invitation to our housewarming party tomorrow, at 3. I was hoping to invite Ryuu, but as he's not here, would you be so kind as to invite him as well? You are also welcome to come as well, Miss Yeager.
"Now, if you ladies will excuse me..."

Teleport out of there now.

>>19006939
Mio wants to make me her wife

We are having a house warming party tomorrow, I was wondering if you would like to join us

All while our brain is melting thanks to softness

>>19006981
Just because she's playful about it doesn't mean she's not taken with the idea.

If anything, it would just make it difficult to gauge HOW serious she is, but with the whole imaginary kid thing we did it seems pretty sincere.

>>19006988
THIS!

>>19006988
"Ah wife. That reminds me of a story...."
I like this man's plan.

>>19007024
This, but instead of teleporting out, continue with the following.

"Now if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have a date with Nanoha this evening. She'd surely be upset with you if you if you make me late. And I'm sure you know that she can be quite the little ball of death and destruction when she's upset."

>>19007058
That would just turn it into loving, tender rape.

Besides, didn't Erica tell us to stop telling stories?

>>19007081
I don't know if they've met Nanoha.

>>19007082
Bottling up trauma just makes it grow.

It's better to let it out. Repeatedly. Over people you want to go away.

>>19007081
Mio has only briefly met Nanoha, and this is Shirley's first time here.
Neither have seen Nanoha in action, so this statement will have no effect.

"Mio decided..." The cyclopian witch continues to squirm in your lap,
"ah... at some point that I... I would make a good... a good... for God's sake Mio I'm trying to talk here..."
"Oh, am I disturbing you?" She asks with an impish look.
"Yes. Please stop.. grinding."
As hard as you try, Mio's gyrations still get a reaction out of you.
"So Mio, decided to make you her wife." The softness concludes for you.
"Yes." you tell her.
"If you ask me, you'd make a far better husband than a wife, judging from what I saw at the baths back then." she grins.
"You saw?"
"EVERYTHING." she grins as she inches closer.

Alarms ring in your head. Red light flashing everywhere.
You need to get out of this situation and fast.

WAT DO?
**add roll for escape**

>>19007105
>Shirley's first time here

Distraction tour!

"So, Shirley, have you seen the moving houses, the talking gorilla, or the train that goes to the moon? Let's go! RIGHT NOW!"

rolled 66 = 66

>>19007123
Just teleport. It's foolproof.

rolled 99 = 99

>>19007123
Come, My Trusty Dinosaur!

rolled 36 = 36

>>19007123
suplex mio into the wall, flip the table over, flee in the confusion

>>19007134
Welp, ted rescues us.

rolled 46 = 46

>>19007123
"I'm sorry ladies, but I am about to be late for an appointment. I shall see you tomorrow at 3."

Teleport out of there now, back to our house, or whichever girl we can lock on to.

>>19007134
And Ted with the save!

I hope we didn't wreck Ryuu's bar to bad.

>>19007098
Yes, but this plan doesn't involve therapeutic conversation, it involves making up a story that makes people uncomfortable.

There is a difference: a line there that should not be crossed, let alone just for convenience's sake.

PORTKEY PORTKEY PORTKEY

>>19007134
I like both your roll and your thinking.

>>19007134
Our hero!

>>19007134
>99
>Come, My Trusty Dinosaur!
I guess our girls sent Ted to fetch us.

>>19007134
ted is the hero gotham deserves.

>>19007123
This can only end in tears

rolled 73 = 73

>>19007123
COME ON 1!

LOOKOUT, START ROLLING.

Nat 1 Kgo

rolled 65 = 65

>>19007151
Oops, did it wrong

>FUCKING T REX

The gift that keeps on giving

rolled 1 = 1

Let's try that again

We got our roll already. Just make sure we remember to invite them before we're gone.

>>19007191
Why? Just, why?

If this results in us being late and Nanoha getting pissed off...

>>19007191
well done youngling

>>19007191
Fuck you bish.......

>>19007191
Does it still count if this clown is doing it on purpose?

Because if so the whole thread is going to go to shit.

>>19007191
the name really is cursed.

>>19007191
Oh god, you are his apprentice.

>>19007134
NO! NO DAMMIT.

I WANT MY DUAL-WITCH RAPE.

>>19007191
YOU FUCKING BASTARD. YOU RUINED THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT:
>>19007134
WITH HAYATE GETTING FUCKED UNTIL HE CAN'T WALK ANYMORE.

>>19007216
>>19007210
you guys did walk into the trap.

>>19007210
Mostly to see if the lookout name truly is cursed and i hadn't seen the 99

>>19007191
Oh goody.

Mio is going to break our hips. And then Shirley will have a go or two.

>>19007191
Do we really have to accept rolls from people who are obviously trying to get us a 1. Seriously, it's getting annoying as hell at this point.

>>19007235
>implying there was a choice

>>19007237
Bull shit you hadn't.

>>19007235
>>19007191
>implying you don't deserve castration right here and now.

>>19007249
Honestly hadn't

Not that it will make any difference

>>19007244
yeah there was
it was [x]NOPE
when there's not actually a choice he puts the same thing twice, not an option to leave.

'fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuuuck.' you think as you try and find a way out.
Mio continues to grind into you, Shirley pressing her armaments against your side.
You teleport to the seat across the table.
Leaving the two to collapse on each other.
"I just remembered.. I.. I have to feed my Dinosaur." you tell them
"A dinosaur? Don't be ubsurd." The softness says as she rights herself.
"Oh. He has one." Mio assures her.
"Oh. I wanna see it." Charlotte tells you.
"Well, how about this? You two come on over to my place tomorrow at three, I'm having a housewarming party at the beach. I'll be glad to introduce you to Ted then." you tell her.
"A beach?" Shirley asks.
"He has one." Mio says again.
"oooooh... I should have packed a swimsuit."
"Anyway, Ladies. I'll be going ahead now, If you would kindly extend the invitation to Ryuu when he comes back, I'd appreciate it." you tell them
Before they could say or do anything else, you take out your portkey and get yourself home.
------------------------------------------

"Well, that was short." Shirley comments as she eyes the empty seat you were in a moment ago.
"Hopefully it won't be that short when it counts." Mio comments as she takes another sip of her cola.

Rollan for hundred

>>19007235
She was behind us, either way we would have ended up like this.
Also it was in character to walk into a trap like that.

>>19007265
Mio was looking right at us. There was no way out.

>>19007272
>Mio comments as she takes another sip of her cola.
Mio.
Not drinking alcohol.
Huh, guess she's serious about the baby.

>>19007272
Don't forget to Mentillate an invitation to Ryu

>>19007272
But not a sip of her booze. Interesting.

>>19007272
>sip of Cola
>cola
>not alcohol

LANDING GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRR

>>19007272
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yay for LG not getting us ruined.

Phew, dodged a bullet.

Mentilate to Shirley about Piccolo's store if she needs a swimsuit.

>>19007272
To Nanoha.

We never speak of this again.

>Mio going cold turkey.
>"Not that short when it counts"
Yep. Come rain or high water, we gonna get raped.

>>19007305
She doesnt have a Device.
We can't

>>19007305
Or wait, if she doesn't have a Device, mentilate to Mio about it and have her tell Shirley.

Oh, and check ourselves over to make sure Mio and Shirley didn't leave anything on us. Then get ready for the date.

>>19007305
Shirley doesn't have a device, most likely. We could as Mio to tell her, though.

>>19007272
Alright, leave a message to Mio that Interdimensional Fashions in town can handle all of their swim suit needs.

Then we go to Nanoha and have our date. A butler does not keep his mistress waiting.

Fuck yeah

>>19007326
>2012
>not going to Slaanesh' Secrets
>Shoopdiggtydoog

>cola

PREGNANCY PARANOIA ROUND 2!

>>19007365
Nope. We'll do that when we have more to go on.

>>19007344
If Mio and Shirley don't already know about Slaanesh's Secret, I'm not sure we want to tell them about it anytime soon.

>>Knowitho benefit.
The only benefit in them knowing about it would apply if/when they join the family.

>>19007365
No, this was mentioned briefly in passing before. Ever since she decided to get serious about us, she's stopped drinking. We're the incentive, the thing for which she's willing to be respectable. I forget if it was mentioned on his twitter or in-thread, but that's the reason.

>>19007378
I'm betting Mio knows.

>>19007272
We're going to have to inform them in no uncertain terms, that nothing is ever going to happen between us before them consulting and getting the permission of the rest of the family, and if they pull a stunt like this again we will stick them in bouncy castles and throw them against walls for an hour or two, tell Shirou that they have candy but only will give it to him if he's really persistent and use sleight of hand to put pants on them at every opportunity we have.

>>19007385
Wow.

That's... actually a very touching gesture.

Makes her a complete character instead of a simple comedy gag.

>>19007424
Careful anon, down that path lies waifu-ing

>>19007417
You do nothing but make enemies, don't you? Are you intentionally putting us down the road to becoming Negayate, or do you honestly not see where your suggestions would lead us?

>>19007417

You seem to be under the impression that Hayate is that kind of person. He is not. And he never will be lest it horribly brake the character that we have already set.

He would keep informing them, but threatening to put them in bouncy castles is too much. We don't even do that kind of thing with Shirou and he annoys the crap out of us. The one time we did do that we felt horribly guilty afterwards (Hayate that is)

>>19007417
>someone is doing something I don't like
>herp derp better resort to violence

Stay classy, Anonymous.

We should probably make sure Ryuu wasn't murdered.

>>19007417
No we remind her of the procedure and nothing else. That's how we roll.

>>19007464
Nah they probably just used him for a warmup round or two and have him tied up under the bar or something. He'll be fine.

You arrive, as always, in front of the house, the white structure a welcome sight.
You spot Lo in the garden, relaxing under a tree.
Dan is somewhere on patrol.
Ted and J should be inside.

As you head inside, you mentillate Ryuu.
'Hey Ryuu, I stopped by your bar earlier but your weren't there. Anyway, I want to invite you to a housewarming party the girls and I are throwing tomorrow at three. Just a little barbecue by the beach, nothing fancy. We'd appreciate it if you could come.'
'Sure, Hayate. I'll be there.' he answers
'By the way, Are you sure it's wise to leave Mio to take care of your bar? Won't she drink you out quickly?'
'Oh. It's fine. Johnny can generate as much as I need. And besides I noticed she's been cutting back on drinking lately.'
'Oh, that's great then. So yeah, We'll see you tomorrow.'
'See you Hayate.'
-----------------------------------------------

After a quick shower and a change of clothing [the orihalcum boxers proving to be quite comfortable] you head out to meet Nanoha.

>>19007510
What should we do about pre-dinner entertainment?
Another movie?
Check out the arcade that Keima apparently found?

>>19007510
>And besides I noticed she's been cutting back on drinking lately.
We're going to have done it again, aren't we?

>>19007524
We could teach her how to make Molotov?

She'd enjoy the hell out of that. Although, getting Alcohol would be tougher for her.

>>19007537
Milliways is Dinner and a Show, isn't it?

>>19007537
We did it long long ago.
The Future-kids prank just nudged her over the fence

>>19007537
Nope, she just wants it done to her. She's getting prepared for when she finally get's us pinned down with no escape.

>>19007544
Geh. Meant >>19007524
not >>19007537

>>19007524
MOVIE.

Let's see if they have that Michael Bay bibliography showing.

We've already taken Nanoha to the movies. Something else this time yeah?

>>19007558
Did we see that movie where it was michael bay from three dimensions working on it together?

>>19007544
It is, but that's rather at the end of it, innit?

I like the arcade idea myself.

Arcade sounds like a good idea.

Also, if we go to the arcade, there might be a crane game and we can get her a stuffed doll.

We can't just give Nahona explosions every time. We don't wanna be a one-trick boyfriend.

We did something fun. Now let's do something romantic.

Explosions from the surface of the moon?

You found her waiting for you by the beach, she's wearing a simple cute outfit quite fitting her style.
You thankfully chose to wear a normal pair of jeans and a shirt that matches her.
"Hi, Did I keep you waiting?" You ask.
"No. I just got here myself." she says with a smile.
"So, are you ready to head out?"
"Yes!" she says as she grabs onto your arm.
using your portkey, you port to the bench in town.

--------------------------

The two of you walk hand in hand, trying to figure out what to do before you head to your reservation.
"Anything you want to do?" you ask her.
"Uhhhm...." she begins.

**ROLLEM**
1-33 Park
34-66 Shop
67-100 Movie

Taking the Fifth roll.

>>19007608
I want to take her to a concert at some point.

With the 1812 Overture as the finale.

>>19007608
It's the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. One of the most explosion-y explosions to ever explode, rivaled only by the Big Bang Burger Bar.

She'll love it.

rolled 47 = 47

>>19007614
Fifth Roll? Interesting choice.

rolled 27 = 27

>>19007614
Let's see where we go.

rolled 86 = 86

>>19007614

I'm probably third or fourth.

rolled 90 = 90

>>19007614
>it's so embarrassing.
Go romantic walk through the park

rolled 57 = 57

5th!

rolled 31 = 31

>>19007614
I demand either extreeeeemes!

rolled 64 = 64

>>19007614
Rollan

rolled 77 = 77

>>19007614
woob woob woob

>>19007659
Are you a wizard?

>>19007548
We actually did it again with the melmo trolling

Mio is just taking a more proactive stance towards the proceedings

>>19007614
I just happened to be wandering by, but that image... What the fuck?

rolled 9 = 9

>>19007680
She has a machine gun in her butt. What else is there to know?

>>19007680
You've never seen a Japanese man rub his belly as a schoolgirl shoots him with a minigun jutting out of her ass?

>>19007674
No he's a mahou shoujo

>>19007659
>5th
>57
Guess we're going shopping.
Maybe some place interesting like an accessories boutique.

>>19007702
More like "Bomberman's Bombtastic Bombporium.

>>19007614

What the HELL is that from?

Im saying we take some photo's with her, nice memories before she runs off to ZnT dimension.

FUCKSHITBADGERCUNTDICKBAGS CLOUDFLAAARRE!

>>19007740
It's only been fifteen minutes, keep your eyepatch on.

>>19007731
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL35xOs2R48

>>19007702
Arcade so we can win some more stuffed toys

And an accessory shop so we can get something cute for Nanoha

What ever happened to our toys we won the night out with hina?

>>19007749
Nah, like me, he got hit by a cloudflare fuckup.

>>19007757
>What ever happened to our toys we won the night out with hina?
Nothing has been done with them. I'm assuming that now, we'll use them to decorate our son's room.

>>19007749

Can you faggots take this shit off /tg/? I'm fucking sick of seeing this weeaboo waifu bullshit butler faggotry on the front page every single fucking day.

>>19007791
Hide it or cry more bitch.

>>19007791
Nope

>>19007798
Please don't feed the trolls.

>>19007791
[x] NOOPE

>>19007798
>>19007800
>>19007813
Just... just ignore him.

>>19007776
Yeah, i was just curious since we went all "no man left behind" on it

And we got the lion that we were considering giving Saber

>>19007875
Ah yeah, we still need to give that to her, probably while she's Nyaber just to see how cute she'd be holding it like that.

>>19007893
Before we do anything further with Saber, I'd rather talk to Kraus about her, and if he's going to try to swag her or not.

>>19007905
It's just a friendly gift

It just occurred to me. We never used that day with any of the Bureau's facilities that we got for beating Santa, did we?

>>19007941
Nope, we've been planning an event of some sort from what I've read....

>>19007941
We haven't, because a break hasn't come up yet. Besides, that shit needs planning and preparation. Neither of which we have even started to do beyond the initial "This would be cool to do" stage.

>>19007941
Still saved for something awesome. We were going to use it for a party, but our Resort is pretty good for that. Maybe we'll play Pokemon with it? Get some new familiars.

>>19007905
>>19007939
Besides, if he hasn't by now, she should be fair game. Make a move or move on.

>>19007941
We have plan for it but other things keep coming up. Plus we have to find out what our options are besides the gym.

>>19007905
>>19007939
Bullshit. I will not rest until we swag King Arthur.

>fekking cloudflare.

"uhm... I kinda want to go check the shops out first." She tells you.
"Then, let us do just that." you answer with a smile

You lead her across the road towards the shops.
There's Pantasia, RCS and Creed's.
The other two stores are.

**ROLL FOR SHOPS**
First two over 50.

rolled 77 = 77

BOMBERMAN'S BOMBTASTIC BOMBPORIUM.

rolled 37 = 37

>>19008022
Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen

rolled 70 = 70

>>19008022
Tom Bombadil's Hookah Bar

rolled 13 = 13

>>19008022
Crazy Al's Alchemical Supply

rolled 1 = 1

Starbucks Coffee.

>>19008035
I think I know where we're going first.

>>19008049
That's... Sort of amazing, actually.

>>19008049
oh no

rolled 99 = 99

>>19008022
House of Frank

>>19008035
>>19008043
Alright, let's go load up on explosives and then get irresponsibly. high.

This is going to be a good date.

>>19008049
That turned out perfectly.

rolled 76 = 76

>>19008049
The dice seem to disagree.

>>19008035
>>19008043

Bombs and Bombadil. Nice stuff guys.

>>19008055
What would it even be?

>>19008080
Probably a store kinda like Slanesh's, but run by Frank with some of the weirder stuff in it.

There was a pair on new stores.
BOMBERMAN'S BOMBTASTIC BOMBPORIUM.
And Tom Bombadil's Hookah Bar.

"So, anywhere you want to check out first? you ask her."
"Uh... I want to go to the bakeshop." she says
"I heard they have a new cake recipe."

Heeding her request, the two of you enter Pantasia.
"Welcome! Oh. Hayate. Long time no see!" the ever alluring Tsukino greets you as you enter.
"You're here with your little sister? How cute."

WAT SAY/DO?

>>19008149
"Ah, no, Miss Tsukino, Nanoha is actually my girlfriend. We heard that you had a new cake in stock."
Squeeze Nanoha's hand reassuringly; she probably still has a complex about her age.

>>19008149
Say nothing. Mentilate Nanoha 'You're not gonna take that, are you?'

>>19008149
say nothing
let Nanoha handle this one.
and by handle i mean explode

>>19008149
No, silly. This is Nanoha, we stick our tongue in her butt.

>>19008149
Well, whatever I was gonna come up with, it wouldn't have been better than >>19008166. So let's go with that.

>>19008149
Actually nanoha is a Girlfriend, she is cute though isn't she?

>>19008149
This is Nanoha, she's my cute Girlfriend not my little sister.

We're here to taste your new cake and frost it.

'Tsukino, just who I wanted to see. I was wondering if you could help me butter a roll or two for Nahona here."

>>19008166
This

>>19008202
But Nanoha wanted Cake.

>>19008149
"My girlfriend, actually. We're out on a date tonight."

"Actually, this is my girlfriend, Nanoha. She is cute though, isn't she?" you tell her.
"I thought the pink haired one was your girlfriend?" The baker's daughter asks.
"She is as well. So are the twins and Perrinne." Nanoha answers for you.
Tsukino's eyebrow is raised. Nanoha gives her a beaming smile.
Sparks fly.
It's up to you to diffuse this volatile situation.
"Err.. I heard you had a new cake added. Can we try it?" you say over the counter.
"Cake? Don't you want my buns? They're fresh out of the oven." she gives you a wink.

[ ]Nope. Cake
[ ]let me at those buns

>>19008261
[x]Nope. Cake.

don't even guys. just, do not.

>>19008261
[x]stick our meat in her buns

>>19008261
(x) Cake. We're sticking by our girlfriend, especially on a proper date with her.

>>19008261
While tempting, we have dinner later. Cake please.

>>19008261
"As nice as they sound, Nanoha said she wanted to try the cake."

>>19008270

>>19008274
Had to make innuendo, really ill pick
[ ]Nope. Cake

>>19008261
[x]Nope. Cake
Blast you vile temptress! Tempting us with you hot moist buns! Buns which you could no doubt bounce a nickle off of.

>>19008261
[x]Nope. Cake
Sorry, but innuendo will have to wait for when we're not on a date with one of our girlfriends.

>>19008261
[X] Nope, Cake. Delicious, Delicious Cake.

>>19008261
[x]manly sparkle and leave the room.

>>19008261
I would rather some cake today thankyou, I heard you have a delicious new kind

Nope. We hear you have some new cake. We hear it's a delicious cake.

We must eat it.

>>19008311
Yes, the cake is so very delicious. . . and moist.

>like my penis

>>19008270
[x]buns since lookout is actively trying to be a dick.

>>19008261
[x]Nope. Cake.

Should we maybe stop by RCS and invite Ash to the beach party?

>internet getting interupted for a bit. brb
>also SMOKS

>>19008340
He just knows how much of a shiny red button Tsukino's Buns are.

>>19008341
Nah, we could invite tsukino though and maybe see about hiring piccolo for the party

>>19008341
It may collapse in on itself if we invite much more. The doctor and Shinji for sure though, we owe them quite a bit.

If it wasn't a date, (and if it wasn't Nahona) then I'd go for the buns. Teasing the girls is too much fun.

But this is a date, and Nahona would destroy the entire block. So

[x]cake.

We should try a pizza joint. Does the loli haet pizza?

>>19008261
[x] Fresh buns?

There's nothing better than buns right out of the oven, guys. The fresher they are the better. After a while out on the rack they start to cool down and get stale.

>>19008340
and you can choke on a bag of 'em.

>>19008380
And if the Doctor comes, maybe we can get him to explain some of this time travel BS because it seems like whenever we go to visit, he's not there.

>>19008412
The Doctor(s) agreed to let us handle this ourselves.

They're probably avoiding us.

>>19008432
Why do they trust us? We have time and time again walked into our own demise willingly.

>>19008432
And he still needs to finish our testing so we understand what's draining our Majaik (in character)

Because we have to sort this out on our own or it doesn't happen right

That's not to say they aren't helping out behind the scenes

>>19008342

What we need is away to combine cake and buns

>CAKE
"Sorry. But we came here for that cake." You answer.
"Yup. No time for buns. Cake now." Nanoha adds.
"Okay then, if you insist." She turns around and heads into the kitchen, her hips swinging temptingly on the way.
Nanoha gives you a nudge.
"Yes?" you ask her.
"I don't like her." she says.
"Why?"
"I just don't." She answers.
"She has great buns..." you say, and Nanoha's eyes narrow.
"And rolls.. And pie.." you continue.
"I like her bread. Still don't like her." Nanoha tells you before Tsukino comes back out with two slices of cake.
"Here you are. Bananutella-walnut. Made just this afternoon." she puts the slices down on the counter.

You and Nanoha pick up the forks that came with them and dig in.
That cake. That fucking cake.
It's like there were unicorns jumping into a pool of dreams and rainbows in your mouth.
Before you knew it, both your slices were gone.
"So... Did you like it?" Tsukino asks
"YES!" you and Nanoha answer in unison.
"Great. So should I get you a whole one to go?"
"Make that three." you tell her.
"Okay! How about some of my Pie? I'll let you cream it, if you want."

[ ]sure
[ ]nope

>>19008515
Hot cross buns?

>>19008538
Nanoha, would you like to help me cream her pie. I'm sure that you're going to enjoy it.

>>19008538
What kind of pie? I'm fond of a good French Silk?

Nanoha, do you have any kinds of pie you'd want?

>>19008538
Look at Nanoha, see how she's reacting. Read her movements. You don't want to cause an incident.

>>19008538
[x]nope
Let's not aggravate Nanoha anymore.
Tsukino is the only girl that's gotten this reaction from our ladies, though Miki comes close.

>>19008554
This

>>19008538
"Tempting, but no thank you. Too much and my girls will tell me off for making them put onweight."

>>19008567
It's how forward they are.
And the boobs.

>>19008538
[x]Nope

>>19008567
Only at first, now they seem to have accepted her having been swagged

Tsukino is roundly hated because she knows we have a girlfriend, we aren't outright swagging her but she keeps tempting us

>>19008579
That seems like the most likely reason. Though they don't seem to mind Mio too much. Maybe it's because they still think she's just trolling us?

>>19008554
Oh god. Almost tempted to run with this.

>>19008562
I think I'll go with this instead. Sounds safer.


Incidentally, we've gotten negative reactions from Hina and Nanoha. Did we get anything from the others regarding Tsukino?

>>19008538
>Damn. now i want some BAnana Nutella walnut cake. If that isnt already a thing, it should be
It is. Banana Walnut Cake with Nutella Frosting.
http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/9441/banana-cake-with-a-nutella-twist/

>>19008613
Mio is a very likable person though

>>19008613
They don't mind Mio because as far as we know, Mio is actually in love with us. This girl obviously doesn't, she's just hitting on us for casual sex.

>>19008656
I don't know, that sex in the alley was anything but Casual.

I think we probably swagged her, it's just we rarely see her, and the girls hate her because she has no shame.

>>19008671
>sex in the alley

Wait what?

AFAIK we didn't actually do Tsukino, we got cockblocked and had to reload.

>>19008688
The time in the alley? Didn't we start screwing her and the black guy came out and murdered us?

>>19008554
Seems like an ask Nanoha. Lets ask Nanoha if she'd like to cream her pie with us.

>>19008701
oh yeah.

But that was a reload, so it doesn't count.

"Nanoha would you like some pie?" you ask your date.
"Nope. I'm good with the cake. Pies isn't exactly my thing." she tells you with a smile.
"That's a no then." you turn back to Tsukino, "We'll just take the cakes."
"Okay. I'll give you my pie next time then."
She says as she hands you the boxes of cake.
You quickly pay for them and head out of the store.
As you and Nanoha cross the threshold, you hear Tsukino say,
"BYE HAYATE!~ BE SURE TO GET MY BUNS NEXT TIME!"
You decide it wise not to give a reply.


WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19008630
Damn.
This evening im buying bananabread, some walnuts and a jar of nutella.
DAMN

>>19008713
Hit up Bomberman's, she's sure to enjoy it. Just keep our arm around her in a hug to make sure that she doesn't go running off and end up firmly attached to a nuclear device, or accidentally set something off in her enthusiasm.

>>19008713
>pie not exactly her thing

Either she missed the innuendo, or we've turned her away from the dyke-side.

Which is a real shame considering our family. The most girl-on-girl action we get going, the less draining it will be on us.

>>19008713
See how much time until our reservation (as if such a thing matters to the restaurant).
If we have the time, check out Bomberman's.

>>19008733

she is 13.....

>>19008733
Maybe she just didn't want Tsukino's pie.

>>19008733
>Nanoha
>Turned away from her dyke side

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on that. If not, then truly, we have done the world a grave disservice.

>>19008733
I think it is more that particular girl she isn't interested in

Remember she isn't exactly a slut to begin with

Unlike erica who is always looking for more people to dominate sexually in our family

>>19008733
She's a canon lesbian, but our swag changed that.

>>19008733
I'm gonna go with ignoring it.

>>19008713
Hookah Bar, then bomb shop.

>>19008771
Hmm. Would it be wiser to get armed first, then high, or high first and then walk into a bomb store?

Would it be wise to get Nahona high at all? Underage drug use is probably frowned on.

>>19008777
We have drank and smoked, so I dont quite know. We get armed then high, then dinner in space.

>>19008777
Yeah, no to the Hookah shop.

Off to BOMBERMAN'S!

>>19008767
Bisexual until proven monosexual.

Don't assume someone has a disability.

>>19008713
On to Bomberman's!

Maybe we can get some exploding plushies for her.

>bomberman's

Nanoha unceremoniously pulls you next door to Bomberman's Bombporium.
You step inside and find yourselves in a labyrinthine store.
The shelves are lined with wiring, suspicious packages, old cellphones and other stuff.
There were also piles of dynamite, C4 and gunpowder.
Not really the kind of store you want to drop stuff in.

You look around for the shopkeep, or even a path to the counter.
Suddenly, an explosion rocks the shop.

WAT DO?

>>19008777
We might not want to smoke on the date, but we should get a hookah. Just so we can set up a room with giant piles of carpets, pillows, dim lighting and look like a Indian raja with his harem draped around.

>>19008813
Cover Nanoha, then teacup both of us.

>>19008813

>>19008816
We can do that another day then.

Anyways, go investigate the boom.

>>visibutt circulation,
Huh? I don't think any butts are visible right now. Though a fine lady's ass (or Keima's) does do fun things to one's circulation, I suppose.

>>19008813
Get in a teacup with Nanoha, after a few seconds dispel it and see what the damages are.

>>19008813
Grab Nanoha and generate a teacup other the both of us, ask Kraus to scan the outside for the source of the explosion.

>>19008813
"I guess you could say... they have some explosive deals"
I assume we have IDPKB standard issue sunglasses we can slip on.

>>19008816
I do like that imagery, but I don't condone buying drug paraphernalia. We're a Bureau agent and should behave accordingly. Also, many of our family members are minors.

We can get one eventually, but not now.

We would also need to find out what the girls' position on such things are. I imagine Hina throwing a fit.

>>19008837
No, we have Aviators of NGAF.

>>19008837
THIS
LG DO THIS

>>19008840
We get tobacco, as that's what it's originally meant for. And given that we spend quite a lot of time smoking cigars I doubt that anyone in the Bureau cares. Whether the rest should take up smoking is a different question that we'll have to take up with them.

>>19008840
Dude, we have "drugs" on us right now.

Maybe they have some more Gummi BEARS. Those are always interesting.

a)you can smoke tobacco in a hookah. it doesn't have to be loaded with drugs.

>>19008840
>We're a Bureau agent and should behave accordingly.
b) Ryuu runs a bar, and we've seen most of our instructors drinking during working hours at one point or another. I doubt ganja is against bureau regulations.

>Keep calm
You do nothing. No panic, no rush.
You assume correctly that this being a bomb shop an explosion here or there would be normal.
Nanoha, on the other hand, has a glimmer in her eyes.

Another explosion, a smaller one this time, accompanied by a shout, "WELCOME DEAR FRIENDS! WELCOME TO BOMBSHOP!"

You and Nanoha follow the source of the explosions and the voice.

You finally found the counter after a few minutes.
There, stood a smiling man of arabic descent.
"Welcome! Welcome! I am Excitable Baqir, purveyor of this store. May I interest you in some TNT? Maybe some C4? We currently have all timing mechanisms at half off!"

WANT ANYTHING? SAY ANYTHING?

>>19008876
We can make our own explosives easily enough, so just let Nanoha explore a little.

>>19008876
Ah it it good you meet you indeed Mr. Baqir. Tell me, do you have any explosives that would work well as keepsakes. My lovely girlfriend here is going off, and I want an explosion that when she looks at it, she is reminded of home and the loving family waiting for her. Can you do this for me, my friend?

>>19008876
Aww.. I thought it would be run by pic related.

Anyway, ask Nanoha what she wants.

>>19008876
"10 pounds of C4, and a box of disposable surgical gloves. Do you by chance happen to have remote detonation mechanisms? Preferably with a 2 kilometer range."

>>19008876
Hmm explosives bouquet for Nanoha? TNT, some frag grenades, maybe some C4 in the shape of flowers?

>>19008876
>I am Exctiable Baqir

did he come here from Jade Empire dimension?

ask Nanoha if she sees anything she wants.

>>19008876

Ask if he sells instruction manuals. Maybe we could learn to make a solid-form molotov.
>timing mechanisms

Hey, you would know about timing mechanisms wouldn't you? Could you take a look at this watch I have? It's a bit roughed up and I've been asking around to see if anyone could fix it.

>>19008876

"i guess your here because your country ran out of oil reserves?"

"i have to thank your people for creating the harem"

"my condolences on your leader, i heard he was assassinated on his safe house"

>>19008896
We are not asking the demoarab to look at our time machine.

>>19008876
"I need a massive explosion in a small, controllable package, with a timer set to go off at the moment of greatest romance."

>>19008895
Yes lets ask her what she would like.

>>19008767
There is no debate there but we don't know if she is straight or bisexual since we only know her opinion on tsukino

>>19008892
Pic also related would have been good, too.

And here I was hoping it would be staffed by a certain black Scottish cyclops. Oh well.

>>19008927
>dat filename

if he was actually a bolshevik i think sam eagle would have killed him or something.

>>19008927
Better any of those than this asshole.

Maybe he has a sampler pack?

rolled 92 = 92

"I think we'll just have a look a round first." you tell the man.
"Okay! Anything you need, just shout my name." he tells you as he goes back to fiddling with a mass of wires and dynamite in front of him."

You and Nanoha take a look around the shop, still finding nothing more than explosives and explosive related paraphernalia.
"Anything you want?" you ask her.
"..." she mumbles something.
"What was that? I didn't quite hear you."
"grenades." she says again.
"Grenades? Did you enjoy the bag Sousuke gave you for your birthday?"
"Yeah. They came in handy for some combat simulations me and Vita went through."


YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS A BAG OF GRENADES.
**ROLL FOR FINDING THEM**
YOur roll must come close to mine.
+ or - 5

rolled 5 = 5

>>19008985
Why not...

rolled 96 = 96

>>19008985
Well, that 92 doesn't bode well.

rolled 84 = 84

>>19008985

rolled 100 = 100

>>19008985
>92
Oh come on!

Anyway, let's find a nice assortment of grenades, from fragmentation to stun and everything in-between.

>>19008993
Oh Udz, don't you know that the dice are really likely to work if you despair beforehand.

Nice one, Udz.

>>19008993
>92 + or -5 gets 96
We found some Grenades.
>>19008998
>100
WE FOUND ALL THE GRENADES!

>>19008999
Of course I do. But you can't try and work for it.

>>19008998
I think we may have just found the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

>>19008999
>>19009000
nice trips

>>19008998
>>19008993

>>19008998
>100
Can we also get some plasma and photon grenades from Star Trek?

>>19009016
Maybe some of those Sticky grenades from Halo.

I doubt a Melta Bomb counts as a grenade, though, unfortunately.

>>19009012
Maybe a satchel of thermal detonators?

We have the True Molotov. Perhaps some bomb casings or whatever you'd fill with Molotov to add to the explosive effect?

And does this place sell fireworks?

Guys, guys...

Endless bag of grenades.

>>19009059
That's true; an unlimited supply of regular grenades versus have just a few really powerful ones.
And I was hoping for X-COM High Explosives.

>>19009059
hope they've got more than one. I want some too. Sometimes you just don't have time to apply Molotov.

>>19009065
This is Nanoha. She's her own high-end explosive.

A bag of endless normal grenades is for when she's ran out of juice or just needs a reason to think of us. Endless nature is better here.

And so you searched for some grenades.
You found them all in an aisle, letting Nanoha grab a basket and take her pick.
You look around as she was filling her basket up.
And there you found it. Something that seemed completely out of place.
It was an ornate wooden box, on the lid was a mother of pearl cross in-lay.

You opened it to reveal a sphere of gold and silver.
Studded with gems and a small cross.
A piece of parchment inside identified it as 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch'

Intrigued by this, you close the box back up and decide to buy it as well.
Nanoha comes back to you, a basket of explosives in her arms, a beautiful grin on her face.
"Got what you want?" you ask her.
"Yep!" she smile happily.
"let's pay for them then." and the two of you head back to the cashier.

After paying for the basket of grenades, you put the heavy box on the counter.
"Ah yes. A fine choice, a fine choice my friend. Assured to snuff anything and everything on earth." Baqir tells you.
"How much for this?" You ask.
"3guptas. I'll include this instructional booklet with the purchase."

[ ]buy it
[ ]nope

>>19009099
Yup, buy it.

>>19009099
[x]Buy it
If anyone asks, "for my next family reunion."

>>19009099
[x]buy it
We might need a holy hand grenade.

>>19009099
[x] Buy it

I didn't ask for this, but my GOD I'm glad we've got it. A blessed grenade so often God himself looks the other way when you use it.

>>19009099
Of course.

>>19009099
Instructions for use.

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

>>19009099
>Assured to snuff anything and everything on earth.
Why do I get the feeling it wouldn't work on SUEs?

[x] BUY!

>>19009114
>often
I meant awesome. I'm tired, and slightly drunk. Don't judge me.

>>19009114
He doesn't look the other way. He watches. And approves.

>>19009099
I'd say I wish we got that endless bag of grenades, but cannot complain when the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is before us.

>>19009157
I'm hoping an endless bag is part of the armful of explosives Nanoha grabbed.

You pay for the grenade and it makes it's way into your folio.
Your business done, you and Nanoha bid goodbye to the very excitable Baqir and get back outside.

On the sidewalk, you check your watch and ask Kraus what time the transportation you have arranged for will be picking you up.

"YOU STILL HAVE THIRTY MORE MINUTES, FAGTITS." he answers.
Now aware of this, you and Nanoha find something to do with your remaining time.

>>19009166
How long until the shops change?

>>19009166
30 minutes is not enough time to enjoy a hookah.
ask her if she'd like to listen to some music in the park.

>>19009166
We must make this night complete.

STICK OUR TONGUE IN HER BUTT!

>>19009166
Arcade? Or an toy shop?

>>19009176
How can you complete the night when it's not over yet?

Seconding >>19009174

Did we ever tell her about all the functions of the locket? As her how she has liked it so far

You are Naru.
And you wait.

In that plush bed.
In that gorgeous room.
You wait.

>>19009174
Seconding the park.
We don't even know where the arcade is, so better to relax at the park than search for the arcade.

>>19009194
Can we go visit her or something? Where did Kraus put her, anyway?

>>19009194
Stop. Just stop.

>>19009166
So, arcade or window-shop for the last half hour.

>>19009202
We don't know. We haven't asked him since the following day.

>>19009194
Kraus, you better fucking tell us you've got Naru safe soon. We're not doing anything about this because you haven't told us she's alive, teapot.

>>19009194
So she's conscious enough to know that time is passing.

Interesting.

>>19009203
Come now, you know he can't do that.

>>19009194
>mfw
>>19009203
we know about the baby know. the tears have to come from somewhere.

>>19009166
The park, enjoy the scenery, perhaps put on an impromptu violin recital.

>>19009211
>>19009215
The issue is how long is he going to drag this on for. Personally the whole baby thing just got dragged on for too long. At a point I was just stopped caring.

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