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    53 KB Mad Scientist Quest Lab Gerbil !davE3vN6Yk 05/01/12(Tue)07:02 No.18932602  
    You are a scientist.
    At least that's what you tell people, most everyone else just calls mad.
    You have no idea why they say this, It's not like you're angry all the time.

    You work for the Bureau.
    What's the Bureau? It's this organization that keeps Dimensions in check or something.
    You never really cared about what it does to be honest.
    As long as they keep you supplied with material, labspace and test subjects, you're happy.

    Right now, you're about to complete your newest masterpiece.
    Something that will change the face of warfare, be it mundane of majaikal.

    You tap some keys on your computer, a computer you call Dave.
    "Dave, What's the progress on that gun we've been setting up? Do you have all of the numbers crunched like I asked you to?" You ask the AI.
    "Of course doctor. It should be all tuned and ready for a test fire in WAHAAAD AL SHARIIIIM minutes."
    The fucking thing really needs to get checked some time soon, but you can't be arsed to do that.
    You have far better things to do for science!

    You sit down, wait and take time to look around your lab.
    The first thing to catch your eye is your picture with Tesla and Einstien from the last Bureau picnic.
    Written on it was a dedication form the two men you could call equals.
    [TO _____________ THE CRAZIEST MOFO IN ALL OF THE WORLDS.
    -NIK & AL]

    You narrow your eyes to check if they spelled your name right.
    Written there in chicken scratch script was ___________

    WHAT IS YOUR NAME OH PARAGON OF SCIENCE?

    -ROLL FOR IT.-
    -Best of first 5-
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:03 No.18932606
    rolled 32 = 32

    THUNDERDICK MCFUCKBRAIN
    >do we roll a d100?
    >> Lab Gerbil !davE3vN6Yk 05/01/12(Tue)07:03 No.18932609
    >>18932606
    Yes. 1d100
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:04 No.18932615
    Eric von Lichtenstein
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:06 No.18932620
    rolled 99 = 99

    Ludvig Stahl!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:06 No.18932624
    rolled 42 = 42

    Victor von Doom
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:06 No.18932625
    rolled 35 = 35

    Ernest Brown

    Wayward cousin of Emmet Brown
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:08 No.18932633
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>18932620
    Well fuck, I forgot to remove the noko... Do you trust me enough anyhow?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:08 No.18932634
    rolled 81 = 81

    Abcde Fghijk.

    Pronounced Ab-Si-Day Fa-Jig-Ah.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:11 No.18932646
    >>18932633
    It's not like you could have faked it. As far as I know you can't fake a higher roll, even with noko, without it being blindingly obvious like dice+1d1+98 where it will show the +98 at the end.

    It is possible to hide a lower dice amount like 1d10 or 1d50 or something like that with noko, but if you say try 1d200 you'll either get a random result within 1d100 or it'll be immediately obvious that it's not a 1d100.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:12 No.18932648
    Frederich von We├čerschild.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:12 No.18932654
    >>18932646
    Well, that's soft I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:13 No.18932655
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>18932648
    Forgot to roll...
    >> Lab Gerbil !davE3vN6Yk 05/01/12(Tue)07:17 No.18932675
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    -Ludvig Stahl-
    Well, at least they got it spelled correctly.
    After looking around your lab of smoking beakers, bubbling mixtures, and gerbils with laser beams for tails, a *ding* from the computer tells you that it's time.

    "Sir, the weapon is calibrated. You may proceed to test-firing it." Dave informs you in his smoothe slightly mechanical voice.
    "Okay, send in Laura. She needs to see this."
    Laura is your assistant. Laura Farmer.
    She was assigned to keep you in check, about 5 years ago after your last one quit due to one too many 'accidents'.

    You approach the weapon as it lays on a table.
    It's a small silver raygun.
    Powered by a combination of Juice and Moxie, this gun will should fire a ray that will sunder any target
    A Sunder-Ray, if you will.

    Laura walks in,
    "Oh dear god. Not another one. You do remember what happened with your last weapon right?" she asks.
    "Nope. I don't." You tell her flatly.
    "Doctor, I must say that test firing another weapon, one that you had an idea for while drunk on milk, is wholly inadvisable."

    [ ]You're right
    [ ]SHUT UP, THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:19 No.18932684
    >Sunder-Ray

    ICWATYUDIDTHERE.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:19 No.18932685
    rolled 49 = 49

    [x]SHUT UP, THIS IS FOR SCIENCE, BITCH!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:19 No.18932690
    >>18932675
    >Sunder-ray
    I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD.

    I happen to love them, so
    >[X]SHUT UP, THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:20 No.18932691
    >>18932675
    >THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:20 No.18932692
    >>18932675
    [X]SHUT UP, THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!

    However she may have a point, we will follow a more cautious procedure for this. Give it to a replaceable intern, toss them in the firing range and have them shoot the target. It's less fun but we all know how annoying it is to have Laura berate us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:20 No.18932693
    >>18932675
    [X] FOR SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:21 No.18932703
    OH HEY LG.
    >THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:21 No.18932707
    >>18932675
    I think we've been getting milk-drunk and watching too many harem animes.

    That being said:
    [ ]SHUT UP, THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:22 No.18932708
    rolled 71 = 71

    For science!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:22 No.18932713
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>18932675
    [x]SHUT UP, THIS IS FOR !!SCIENCE!!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:23 No.18932716
    >>18932675
    LG, you bastard! Why must you leave us on such a cliffhanger!?

    ...I'll play this but YOU'D BETTER MAKE AN MSQ SOON AFTER
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:24 No.18932721
    >>18932716
    But this is MSQ...
    Mad Scientist Quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:25 No.18932726
    >>18932675
    This is for SCIENCE!

    But take care to have either an intern or disposable robot do the testing. If we were drunk when designing it, there may be....side-effects.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:29 No.18932738
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>18932726
    What?! doubting our ability to do SCIENCE!
    There are no side effect.
    only entirely planned multiple functionality.
    of which I forgot what it was.
    that you can't toggle on or off.


    I should test this on my self just to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:32 No.18932748
    >A Sunder-Ray, if you will.

    I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE!
    >> Lab Gerbil !davE3vN6Yk 05/01/12(Tue)07:36 No.18932763
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    "SHUT UP WOMAN! THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!" You tell her indignantly.
    "Go man the monitoring equipment, I'm sciencing this shit."
    "But doctor..." she protest.
    "IM DOING SCIENCE! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALA..." you say as you plug your ears with a finger and the end of the raygun.
    She does as she is told and heads to a console on the far wall, while grumbling some complaints under her breath.


    You heft the little silver gun in your hand.
    It's weight feels goo, feels solid.
    The gleam of the raw metal enticing in the light.
    You are firing this thing today even if it's the last thing you do.
    [and it could pretty well be just that.]

    Now... You need a target.
    You look around your lab, there are numerous disposable pieces of equipment you could destroy, and you can't quite choose just wich to shoot.

    [ ]Cage full of air breathing sharks
    [ ]That 2 foot wide synthetic diamond you keep as a conversation piece.
    [ ]a chunk of raw orihalcum
    [ ]your life-sized wax model of Edison.
    [ ]ALL OF THEM
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:38 No.18932769
    >>18932763
    ALL OF THEM
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:38 No.18932775
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>18932763
    [x]your life-sized wax model of Edison.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:40 No.18932783
    >>18932763
    All of them!

    This IS Mad Scientist Quest after all.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:40 No.18932784
    >>18932763
    Really, LG? Well, I know you follow KY so
    [X] ARA ARA
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:45 No.18932796
    >>18932763
    All of that shit.
    But not the sharks. They're cool.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:47 No.18932802
    [x]your life-sized wax model of Edison.

    that bastard had it coming.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:47 No.18932803
    >>18932763
    >ALL OF THEM!
    ESPECIALLY the sharks.
    We can always make more
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:48 No.18932804
    >>18932602
    THIS !
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:56 No.18932834
    >>18932763
    [x] Wax Edison
    Also
    LANDING GEAR DON'T THINK WE DON'T KNOW IT'S YOU
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:57 No.18932841
    >>18932763
    Shoot fuckin' Edison. The damn plagarist, theif, cheater and tax evader. Tesla was a better man than that sexed up chimpanzee
    >> Lab Gerbil !davE3vN6Yk 05/01/12(Tue)07:59 No.18932847
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    Who are you kidding.
    Of course, you're not gonna be happy with just one test-fire.
    YOU MUST SHOOT ALL OF THEM

    You line up your sights on Edison.
    His smug wax visage mocking you.
    "FUCK YOU, YOU UNORIGINAL HACK."
    You say as you pull the trigger.
    A flash of white light. A sizzling sound.
    The wax effigy explodes in a billion chunks.

    You then take aim at the large diamond.
    It sparkles coldly on the table, the facets reflecting the room.
    Again you pull the trigger.

    The beam of light enters the flawless gem.
    The diamond acting like a prism.
    7 different colored beams are spat back out at random.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:01 No.18932850
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    >>18932847
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:02 No.18932856
    >>18932847
    Oh shit, son.
    I think we've diffracted all of the different anime stereotypes from the beam.

    We gonna get a Tsunde-ray, a Yande-ray, a Kuude-ray, and all the others I don't know about.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:03 No.18932860
    >>18932847
    Oh, man... let's hope it doesn't hit any of our other more unstable projects.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:03 No.18932861
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    Hooo Boy! Here we go!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:05 No.18932866
    >>18932860
    >Hits land-sharks
    >All of the sharks become Tsundere Sharks
    B-Baka! I-It's not like I... I want to eat you or anything! D-Don't get ahead of yourself!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:06 No.18932869
    >>18932860
    it hitting laura would be a nice side-effect though.

    first human-tests to be held sooner than expected.
    >> Lab Gerbil !davE3vN6Yk 05/01/12(Tue)08:08 No.18932880
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    7 beams hit different parts of the lab all at once.
    One of them hits the floor by your feet, it explodes and sends up dust and smoke, filling the air.
    ---------------------------------------------

    The fire alarm blares, the dust and the smoke begins to settle down.
    Laura runs up to you.
    "Doctor! Are you alright?!" she asks as she grabs your arm, her face full of concern.
    "Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks for being worried about me." you answer her.
    A sudden-change.
    The concern replaced with a mask of anger and a slight blush.
    "I-it's not like I was worried about y-you or anything! I-I just n-need you to s-sign my paycheck! S-stupid!" she says as she roughly pushes you away.


    >>18932834
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
    >> Lab Gerbil !davE3vN6Yk 05/01/12(Tue)08:11 No.18932890
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    NEXT TIME ON MAD SCIENTIST QUEST:
    PATIENT ZERO

    New thread when I feel like it.
    >Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)08:12 No.18932895
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    >been waiting an hour
    >got up at asscrack early specifically for PLOT
    >mfw I finally open this thread off the catalog.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:12 No.18932896
    >>18932890
    YAY!

    Good idea to run in tandem, if you consider doing it as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:13 No.18932898
    >>18932880
    Hmm.. that was strange.
    though probably the scientist is blissfully unaware of any personality changes plagueing his assistant.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:14 No.18932904
    >>18932895
    Me too man, me too.
    Is enough that it just ticked over to my birthday (in my timezone) a few minutes ago, and now apparently MSQ is about to start almost immediately after, so that's kinda cool
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:14 No.18932905
    Party. Disco Ball. 'Sunder-ray'.

    The chaos would be Delicious.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:15 No.18932906
    >>18932890
    >PATIENT ZERO

    Oh shit there's going to be a Tsundere plague
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:16 No.18932911
    >>18932898
    He's a gods be damned mad scientist
    There are greater concerns to him than a stupid plebian assistant, like cyborg magma surfing T-rex that can play a guitar, Rock n Roll style

    >>18932906
    Zombie Apocalypse, only noone is rotting, no bitting
    only Tsuns, Tsuns everywhere
    >not sure if want
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)08:20 No.18932932
    LG, your trolling is GLaDOS tier. top form, as always.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:11 No.18933235
    Hey, hey,
    Is this a spin-off of MSQ?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:41 No.18933416
    >>18933235
    No. It has absolutely nothing to do with Mahou Shounen Quest.
    Nothing at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:36 No.18934413
    At least archive this, LG
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:22 No.18934863
    >>18933416
    Yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:44 No.18935812
    >>18934863
    And it won't.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)14:07 No.18936027
    >>18935812
    Not directly



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