Yes, made it.

>Man you guys have been busy

>>18868535

trollyate was activated

"Soooo uhhhh wanna go play by the beach?" you ask Erica.
She turns to you, the ever constant breeze in the resort whipping her blonde hair slightly.
"NOPE. We are far from done." She answers.
"We're in the dorms. We can mess with a lot more people."

"Can't we just uhhh... stop?"
"HAH. This train has no brakes." She tells you with a guffaw.
"You still need me to play along I assume?"
"Of course."

'Yep. This is gonna be a loooong evening.' you think to yourself


**ROLLEM**
>sinking feeling in 3... 2... 1...

oh hell of such as yes, I made it in time for the start

rolled 69 = 69

>archive description:
>PLOT ADVANCEMENT ON MSQ?! NO WAY!

Bracing for froggy.

rolled 58 = 58

rollan

troll Ursula

make it happen goddammit

pls vote on this poll guys

http://poll.fm/3obid

its a sumwhat petition to LG

Holy shit finally in a MSQ thread.
I kid you not, I have been reading through the archives for jsut over a month now trying to catch up with this crazy quest since I first stumbled across it.
Don't have much free time, so it's taken a while.

LG, you are a magnificent bastard ans I love you.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18868541
In before someone noko's a 1.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18868541
Huehehe
I smell tasty ideas marinated in concentrated tears of rage and butthurt.

>>18868558

I know that feel bro. I just finished the archives yesterday.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18868541
First roll ever on /tg/

rolled 65 = 65

>>18868541

rolling for perrine

i know something will go bad. and i just love it

i sing :

I just can't stop the feeling
What you give is what I'm needing
I just won't stop believing
On and on it's only just begun

rolled 79 = 79

>>18868541

DON'T DO IT LG, DO NOT GO FOR PERRINE

JUST DON'T

rolled 56 = 56

I have to wonder about how Hina is browsing books for baby names. I mean now that I think about it when the time does come that Hina wants kids you can bet Erica' s competitive spirit is going to want them first. Ursula can be just as bad as her sister

Add in us being (possibly) raped by Mio and Miki coming in... Hayate will be one of the luckiest bastards to live (He fucking deserves it after all the shit he has been through) that will never get any sleep.

Especially when they are pregnant. What with those wacked out horomones and all.

TG: verbal pulse
TG: rap battles
TG: the kings of wordtech ascend to godhood and look down on us patriarchally like urban watermarks in the sky
TG: this is like
TG: our religion man
TG: its fucking serious business its like what our whole culture revolves around
TG: til the rapocalypse happened
TG: i still believe though
TG: in my heart so long as it keeps thumping the righteous beat
TG: subwoofing out devotion every which way
TG: that he will come
TG: our savior
TG: was foretold hed come after meteors show up to drop it like its hot
TG: and hed gather up the ashes of our civilization and lift it like its heavy
TG: fuck im tearing up my ishades are gonna fry

>>18868565
*fistbump*
We both made it, now we can be trolled at the same time as everyone else

>>18868560
She takes out another can of dye and paints your hair blonde.
She then generates a pair of glasses and puts them on you.

"What...?" you ask her.
"Now we ambush Ursula." She smirks.
"But she might still be in the lab..." you say
"Well then. Lets just wreak havok in the dorms."

She grabs your hand and the two of you port out into your room.

The two of you head out into the hallway and up the stairs.

>>18868558
Welcome aboard the Swagtanic.
Enjoy your complimentary lead vest and this handy dandy bucket for your tears.

Plot eh?
We cant forget the kshostu!

>>18868606

>BLONDE

OHSHITTTT

>>18868606
Thanks, I'm sure I'll need the bucket.

>PLOT ADVANCEMENT ON MSQ?! NO WAY!
What?
There was plot in MSQ?

>>18868606
>Enjoy your complimentary lead vest and this handy dandy bucket for your tears.

I... I don't think one bucket will be enough, doc.

>>18868606

I honestly cried out in joy when I saw this.

Swagtanic, away!

rolled 75 = 75

>>18868624
If by "plot" you mean a fucked up random plan by LG to squeeze every molecule of butthurt from our collective asses, then yes, there's plot

>>18868626
Welcome aboard scrub. Say goodbye to your feels, those belong to LG now

You pass the third floor.
You have always assumed that it was being used for storage or something.
But today, you see a plaque screwed into the wall at the landing.
[HIDEYOSHI SECTION]
"Who is Hideyoshi and why does that person get a whole floor?" you ask Erica.
"I dunno." she shrugs.
You proceed to the fourth floor, the females' floor.

You walk down the hall lined with doors on either side.
Erica knows just where she's going.

She arrives at the door marked Yoshika Miyafuji and knocks.

"Yeeees?" Luchinni asks as she opens the door.
'follow my lead.' Erica tells you.
"AUNTY FRAN!" She says as you follow her example.

"Hello! Who are you guys?!" she asks

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]same time travel schtick
[ ]other

rolled 92 = 92

[x]same time travel schtick

>>18868606

its kinda depressing we are doing all this trolling BEFORE learning the clone magic/potion

combo of clone+genderswap+age changing pills, twins, triplets, quadrupletes, etc. everywhere

"hello mom, me and my 13 siblings are kinda lost"
girlvictim: "............what"

>>18868640
Same time travel stichk.

>>18868640
>[x]same time travel schtick
We must be consistent with our shenanigans.

>>18868640
>other
"WE COME FROM MARS, WE NEED YOU FOR THE CANDY PLANTATIONS!"

rolled 95 = 95

YES! You brought in the Master Trap. Seriously guys look up Hideyoshi on google He is from Baka and Test. I dare you to try and guess the gender without reading the text.

Huh, now I have to wonder if we are going to accidentaly swag Hideyoshi. I mean we did it to Keima when he was gender bent.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18868662

rolling in support of
>>18868640
For the sake of varying the trolling a bit

>>18868648

When she ask a name, we're RAFALE.

>>18868651
lol. We lets just do a flash mob of Hayates some time once we can do clones.

Just have a shitload of Hayates dance THRILLER in the quad.

[x] Same time travel shtick

>>18868640
I yell out "I'M THE JUGGLENUT, BITCH!" and proceed to fondle her testicles.

>>18868678
>Just have a shitload of Hayates dance THRILLER in the quad.
WE MUST DO THIS

rolled 22 = 22

>>18868687

vigorously

>>18868651
That amount of shapeshifting magics at once is BOUND to fuck up in one way or another.

>>18868703

i am talking about erica too you know....

those bullets she uses come from her magic, and based her use on that gigachine gun last fight, she has a lot of it.

>>18868727

I guess you can say.. she has a high out put.

>>18868727
I mean using 3 types of alchemy potions at once is going to have some unforeseen side-effects. I mean heck, in alternate time-line Hayate permanently became a girl after trying out a genderbending potion.

>>18868738
He also chugged the panacea before the potion wore off. Which caused him to stay that way.

>>18868738

well lets just hope the naruto canon will be fired soon, so we can learn it as a magic then.

also we will not be using OUR alchemy pots but from the experienced people of the bureau

Btw, we really should troll keima :) what about something along the lines: "you always told us you were a guy before."

>>18868773
I think it is canon

We just forgot to ask mike about learning his clone technique

>>18868735

or the gun itself, her twin sister did create it, maybe she modified it with a low input, high output engineering

>>18868779

was stated last thread by an anon that keima is a classmate of ours. therefore he will know it's us

>>18868779
HE KNOWS ABOUT THE CANDY. HE HAS EATEN THE CANDY WITH US. IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK AS A PRANK.

How many times does this need to be said?

>>18868779
Except it won't work, he was in class with us

Once we can do cloning and age regression then it may well happen

Also we need to refine our attempt at a gender swap potion again, I reckon if we got Keima to help us on the being a girl aspect we could get it better

"WE COME FROM MARS, WE NEED YOU FOR THE CANDY PLANTATIONS!" Erica tells her.
"Haha, you kids are funny. Everyone knows there's no candy plantation there." Luchinni answers.
"We nuked that thing so hard nothing will grow there... So who are you two? Want some candy?"
She asks you as she lets you inside.
"Who is it?" Miyafuji asks from the bed.
"Some kids. Dunno who they are though." she answers.

"Aunty Fooji!" Erica runs up to the japanese girl.
"A-Aunty? I'm too young to be an Aunt!" She says as she puts away the book she was studying.
"But you're Aunty Fooji! Daddy's friend!" you tell her.
"Daddy? Who's you're daddy?" Luchinni asks you two.
"Daddy Yate!" you both answer.
"H-Hayate?! He has kids?!" Miyafuji is boggled.
"There's lots of us!" Erica tells her.
"Waiiiit... YOu Kinda look like Erica..." Luchinni finally notices.
"Well, Mommy-Ecka is my mommy-mommy, so I'd look like her." Erica answers proudly.
"WHAT?! H-how can she have a kid as big as you? Even Pe-" Miyafooji stops talking abruptly.
"But I am Mommy-Ecka's daughter!" Erica tells her.
"We were playing in Daddy's lab and then we went into his Tie-Machine to look for neckties. And then there was a WOOOOSH! An now me an Hans are here. You look smaller Aunty Fooji."
"Time-machine?! You're from the future?!" They both ask.
"I dunno. There was this really pretty blue light though. it happened when Hans pressed the big red button with the numbers on it!"
You grin up at Miyafuji, a childish smugness on your face.

Now Miyafuji is a very adaptable person.
She can handle magik. She can handle talking cats that turn into panthers.
She can handle giant Dinosaurs that come out of hats.
But she just can't get her mind around the concept of time travel.

Her mind just freezes.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18868800
I think we broke her guys.

>Say, friend anons, what is the source for LG's pics of Naru?
>need them for refs.

>>18868800

/note to self

Must tell Erica that we can't call us Hans now that our hair colour is different.

Need to think up a different name.

>>18868817

Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai's kusunoki yukimura.

>>18868829
Thanks

>>18868800
>"WHAT?! H-how can she have a kid as big as you? Even Pe-" Miyafooji stops talking abruptly.

HA!

>>18868833

Note that the character is actually a guy.

>>18868792

you are scaring the new player, be more elegant

>>18868800

Tug Erica's sleeve.

"Neeee, Nee-chan, where did Han's go?"

>>18868838
Really? Impressive, but then again its Japan

>>18868800

"you have lots of kids too auntie, we play with...-mention 10 different names- nearly everyday"

>>18868800
>"WHAT?! H-how can she have a kid as big as you? Even Pe-" Miyafooji stops talking abruptly.
Look, LG, we know you're just stalling.
Everyone knows Perrine's pregnant.

>>18868867
I refuse to believe it!

>>18868867

and that, my friend, is how trolling works.

you should learn more from LG-sensei

"Miyafuji? Hellooooo?" Luchinni waves her hand around infront of Yoshika's face.
The other girl just sits there unblinking.
Not getting any response from her roommate, Luchinni turns to you.
"Funny story. Any parts of it true?" she asks.
'Get ready to teleport...' Erica tells you. 'Do it in 5 seconds.'
"Yeah It's all true! There was this blue light an-"
She gets cut-off as you teleport out into the hall.
--------------------------------------
"WHA-!" Francesca can only say as you vanish in a flash of blue light.
-------------------------------------

'Okay, now lets go invisible.' She tells you as she pulls you along the hallway.
'Who we hitting now?' You ask her.
'I dunno... I'm still thinking.' she tells you.

At that moment the perfect opportunity comes walking down the hallway.

**ROLLEM**
>>18868838
NO shes a female.
lightnovels had her gender reveal already

>>18868875
Um, canons been loaded, fired, landed, launched to moon, destroyed the moon, landed to Saturn, blown that as well, crashed back to earth and punched you in the face.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18868867
Not canon till its fired.
I neither believe it or not believe it, but I know one thing.

Never underestimate the Trollmaster LG.
>>18868902

Rollin

rolled 21 = 21

>>18868913
You BASTARD

rolled 52 = 52

>>18868902
Miki and the twins!

Also delicious reverse trap you must adore it

rolled 53 = 53

>>18868902

what up froggy

rolled 27 = 27

>>18868902
UNCA KEIMA!

>>18868913
Well this is all going to hell now.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18868913
Dice not like sad froggy I suppose

rolled 61 = 61

>>18868902

>>18868902

>Guy

...Waht.. Gal Pretending to be a trap... Japannnn.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18868913

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18868910
NOPE.

CAN'T DEAL WITH IT.

NOT TRUE.

LALALALALALALALALALA

>>18868927
>>18868913

WELCOME TO /TG/ DICE

>>18868927
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK SHIT CUNTSASDJ ABFBASFBA;OSFGBAOW GF

FUCK YOU DICE I AINT ROLLING YOU NO MORE

>>18868913
>>18868927

>nat1
>nat100 right after it

rolled 78 = 78

>>18868913
>>18868927

Dice are tsundere for froggy. Just like MSQ playerbase

>>18868927
>>18868913
I love you ADF

So LG how exactly do we deal with this situation?

He critted both ways in consecutive posts and I have no idea how that is even possible

>>18868902

what chapter of the manga are you walking about LG?

>>18868957

they negate each other, so no roll was given

rolled 84 = 84

>>18868902
Rollingu~

>>18868958

>walking

damnit fingers. i meant talking

>>18868957

Oh it is very possible.

One time in Commander Quest we rolled 1, 1, 5 for our Command/Combat/Magic rolls in a single turn.

>>18868927
>>18868913
>double crits
>probably fucking negated

GODDAMNIT DICE

I havent been this trolled in a fucking long while

WHY DICE?? WHY??

>>18868957
As it was posted 2 threads ago, they should cancel out since the 100 wasn't a holdover from a previous roll.

>>18868977

Because you offered no sacrifices to the RNG.

It was Perrine, seems like she just arrived from outside and was on her way to her room.

Now for any other troll, this would have been the perfect opportunity.
It would have been delicious.
You had blonde hair, you had the glasses.
You would have made a perfect "son" for her.

But Erica was having none of that.
She pulled you onwards, choosing to totally ignore the French girl.

You find yourself at a door marked HOSHII MIKI

rolled 13 = 13

>>18869001
DAMN YOU ERICA
YOU... YOU...
RACIST!

>>18869001
Weird, I thought she would love to troll Froggy

Something is up

>>18869001

gaaan~

okay.jpg

>>18869001
DAMN, A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY WASTED, THANKS DICE, THANKS A FUCKING MUCH

>fuck I so upset right now, I need to cool off

rolled 88 = 88

>>18869014
She doesn't like the idea of Perry and Hayate hooking up so she doesn't want to throw more fuel into the fire.

>>18869001

THANKS FUCK LG

THANK YOU GRAGBARLFARGSFD

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18869014
Even in trolling she wouldn't be able to bring herself to like Perrine as a kid would
Would love to see her call her mommy Froggy

rolled 17 = 17

>>18869001

Hand me some cat ears... it's time to sing.

>>18868958
>>18869001

waiting for my answer....

>>18869027
YOU DID THIS!

Actually I am fine with that we can hit her on the way back but I just can't wait to see what happens here

>>18869001

LGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>18868958
Hasn't happened in the manga yet, I think

>>18869014
It makes perfect sense. Showing up as Hayate's and Perrine's son would only reinforce Perrine wanting to get into Hayate's pants, something that Erica doesn't want to encourage.

>>18869049

then what was he talking about the light novel revealing it

>>18869001
Dice gods seem to favour the idols
And LG mainly as well but the dice gods too

>>18869057
Light novel =/= manga

>>18869001
>But Erica was having none of that.
>She pulled you onwards, choosing to totally ignore the French girl.

God dammit Erica.

So LG, how long until the disguises wear off while we're midway through trolling somebody?

rolled 57 = 57

>>18869044
HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSE TO CONTROL THE DICE?!
I OFFERED FROGGY'S DELICIOUS TEARS TO RNG, IS THAT NOT ENOUGH?
WHAT THE DOES SHE FUCKING WANT? FROGGY ROASTING ON AN OPEN SPIT?
>that was kinda interesting though, still mad though

>>18869054
They already have a son on the way so it won't want her to get into his pants any more

And she wants to get in anyway remember? She admitted it during the trials

>>18869001
ASDSDFADFSDFASGDGDFG

rolled 14 = 14

>>18869069
>I OFFERED FROGGY'S DELICIOUS TEARS TO RNG, IS THAT NOT ENOUGH?
FROGGY IS HIS WAIFU YOU DUMBSKULL

>>18869069
Did you want a nat 1 fucking things up 4eva?

>>18868958
not manga. LIGHT NOVELS
here
http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Boku_wa_tomodachi_ga_sukunai:Volume5_Hot_Springs

>>18869069
I just had an image of Erica and Ursula getting their hands on the gender swap potion once we perfect it

And having a Froggy spit roast between them

Brb mind occupied for the next 45 minutes

>>18869078
She admitted it to Hayate and Perrine. Erica still doesn't know about that.

>>18869089

oh........... still don't see the difference... but ok thanks LG

>>18869117
I think you mean Hayate and Hina but yeah she did

Still it won't affect her wanting to get into Hayate's pants in any real way

'Her?' You ask Erica.
'Meh. Sure. You're blonde anyway, and were here. Also payback for jumping into the house uninvited.' She tells you.
While the two of you were still invisible, she knocked.
"Yeeeeeeees?!" miki, the ever cheerful Idol, opens the door.
"Weird... There's noone here. Miki must be hearing things."
Erica has the two of you fade into sight, and she flashes the blue light.

"WHA!" Miki falls over backwards in surprise.
"Mommy! Mommy!" Erica and you do the whole schtik over again.

>>18869130

Onigiri Mummy.

>>18869134
I think it's safe to say we know why LG introduced her in the first place....

>>18869130

wonder if the twins are with her.

>>18869121
READ IT YOU CUNTTARD.
It says right there.
"SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK. SHE HAS BOOBS."

>>18869140
Wut? Why?

>>18869147
He means between manga and light novels

>>18869147
He means he doesn't understand the difference between manga and light novels. Chill, friend.

>>18869089
Haha, that was hilarious

>>18869121

manga has a lot of cut out pics and air bubbles

light novels are....well small novels....

>>18869150
First couple of weeks of this quest he was living on Onigiri

>>18869185
Now he gets nourishment from our tears.

>>18869200
And our ass pain.

>>18869204

don't forget our heart feels

>>18869204
No he powers his devices with our asspain

He drinks our delicious tears because they are better than any drugs possible

>>18869241

he also have that rage to energy converter machine

>>18869249
He is basically able to live off our frustration and only keeps his job to keep up appearances.

So LG you gonna post or what?

>>18869257
He is only doing that until he can reach the critical mass with his hate generator to create cold fusion

Then he will sell it, retire and live his life of animu, sentai and waifu's

>>18869264
He is enjoying this train of thought too much

>>18869271

and raider paraphernalia's

"Mommy? Miki is a mommy?"
"Mommy!" you say again
"Miki Mommy!" Erica repeats beside you.
She gets a better look at your face.
"You look like Honey... But you're blonde... Are you Erica-chan's kid?" She asks.
"No Miki-mommy! He's your baby remember?" Erica tells her.
"Why is he blonde though?"
"Cuz you're blonde!" Erica tells her, getting exasperated.
"But... Miki isnt blonde."
Erica snaps.
"Have you looked into a mirror lately? You're blonde!"
"But.. Miki dyes her hair...." she says with a chuckle.

-----------------------------------------
Outside, the forces of the universe once again begin to conspire.

**ROLLEM**
>considering only the first 5

>>18869293
Ah yes, can't believe I forgot the raider paraphernalia

rolled 88 = 88

>>18869296
HA

FAILED!

rolled 64 = 64

>>18869296
YOU CANT STOP ME DICE! NEVER!

rolled 25 = 25

>>18869296
Hahahahahaha

The reverse trolling, it is brilliant

rolled 62 = 62

>>18869296
lol, plot foiled
geddit
foiled
coz her hair is dyed

rolled 28 = 28

>>18869296

rolled 68 = 68

>>18869296

here comes susan

rolled 49 = 49

Wow. The carefree Idol is the one who stops the trolling train. She'll probably even get a good laugh out of it.

>>18869325
She is gonna jump right on it and troll the twins with it
No way she would pass up the chance to get one back at them

rolled 87 = 87

"Well duh, he dyes his hair white because he's seen pictures and videos of mom with white hair and she was even more beautiful with it, at least daddy says so"

>>18869336
No hayate wouldn't say something like that

He dyed his hair because he saw an old picture of mommy with dyed hair and he thought it looked pretty

>>18869304
"GAH!" Erica can only say now that her plan has failed.
She takes your hand, flashes the blue light and has you teleport the two of you out into the hall.
-------------------------------------
Perrinne was on her way back out to the baths, the day was long and nerve wracking.
She needed a nice, long, hot shower.

----------------------------------------------
You and Erica land in the hallway... Right in front of Perrinne.
'FUCK! Teleport us out.' she mentillates.
'That was my last one.' you tell her.
She digs out her portkey.
-------------------------------------
Two kids appeared right in front of her in a flash of familiar blue light.
One was a blue haired girl of about 8, the other was a blonde boy of about 10 or so.
He had his eyes and face.
"Wait..!" you reach out for the boy and grab his hand.
-------------------------------------
Erica presses her portkey just as soon as Perrinne grabs you.
The pull caused her to let go of your hand, leaving you with Perrinne as she was instantly ported into the resort.

>>18869379

oh my.

>>18869379
dis gun be good

>>18869379

HERE WE GO

>>18869379
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

>>18869379
PLOT'S HERE!
WHO WANTS THEIR TEAR BUCKETS SHINED?

>>18869379

LG, I take back my previous hate.

You set this up perfectly.

>>18869379
>No more teleportation
>Erica just accidentally bailed
>ALONE WITH PERRIENE
>Unknown time until reversal of current child-status

So, butler.. Are you ballsy enough to get away with this trolling and escape before the jig's up?
Damn, this is almost as entertaining as Strike Witches Quest!

rolled 54 = 54

$5 the time limit's up by when we finish talking

>>18869406

I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE YOUR SERVICES SIR, BUT I ONLY HAVE FEELS WITH ME ATM

>>18869379
Play it cool and explain the situation thouroughly this is a misunderstanding that could ruin friendships

>>18869440

yes.

>>18869440

she will probably play the bawwww card, and we will be too dumbfounded to talk

>>18869379

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

WARGLASDLKASDQWE

MY BODY IS NOT READY

rolled 58 = 58

>>18869379
HAHA
Yes!
Time for plot progress!

>ah who am I kidding

There you were. Alone with Perrine in the empty hallway.

She was carrying a towel and a basket of clothes and toiletries. You assume she was jsut on her way to the bath.

You on the other hand are a blonde-haired, bespectacled kid of about 10 years old.
You are in this situation due to failing to prank Miki and running out of teleports.

Shes holding onto your arm silently.
Her grip wasn't a forceful one, far from it.
It was gentle and warm.

Moments pass. There is only silence between the two of you.
Her eyes are locked onto yours this whole time.

If there were any tumbleweed in the Bureau, you would be sure they'd be rolling pass you this moment.


Finally, she speaks.
"Are... Are you Rafale?"

>>18869480

this time it is fo real

>>18869493
>RAFALE

CANNON FIRED CANNON FIRED!

>>18869493

"who?"

rolled 5 = 5

>>18869493
Okay, dealing with this in an in-character perspective, Perrine probably wouldn't take to being trolled too well.
So "No. I'm Hayate. Majaik has caused me to assume this form. Except the hair, Erica did that with spray-dye. Don't tell anyone, 'kay?"

>>18869493

go with the flowing troll train

"yes... yes i am...um....mommy"

rolled 94 = 94

>>18869493
Mommy Perri? Have you seen mommy Ursula?

>>18869493

"i am terribly sorry, it seems that you are mistaking me for someone else. It is me, Hayate. during our previous class we were instructed to eat age altering candy which turned me into the form you are currently holding, Erica roped me into some shenanigans soon after... who is Rafale?"

>>18869523
NO you idiot, we don't even know who Rafale is IC, we clear up this misunderstanding and ask who he is

>>18869493

MYYYYYYYYY FEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS

I CANNOT CONTAIN THEM

rolled 40 = 40

>>18869523

GO WITH THE FLOW

THIS TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

>>18869528
NOPE

rolled 82 = 82

"MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!" cry and hug.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18869493

We were here to troll.

Keep up the pretence~

>>18869529
>>18869534
These

As much as I would love to keep trolling this will cause more issues in the long run than anything

>>18869545

i think it will actually strengthen her resolve on joining our family/harem, seeing her future child is healthy

>>18869493
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND

ON ONE HAND I WANT TO CONTINUE PRANKING
ON THE OTHER, I WANT TO ASK WHO RAFAELE IS

Well, how's this for the perfect time to FINALLY catch up with the quest?
Also:
"No, Perrine. I'm Hayate, but my age was regressed in class. Erica thought it would be humorous to make me a blonde, for...some reason. Who is Rafale?"

Captcha: reststs serving
Yes, captcha, we shall serve those who rest.

rolled 91 = 91

>>18869562
Do we want to make her go to the family under a lie? I vote stay quiet, let her speak for the moment

"How did you get here? Did he come here with you?" She begins to fire questions one after another.

Now you know Perrine is having a bit of a hard time recently, and you really don't want to add anymore to her plate, so you don't even think for a second to try and trick her.

"Who Perrinne? You must be mistaking me for someone else. I'm Hayate." you tell her. "I'm in this form due to an activity in class earlier. As for the hair and the glasses... Well, those were Erica's doing."
She looks at you, a look of confusion followed by relief.
You then proceed ask her, "Who's Rafale?"
"My S- second nephew." she answers. "He looks just like this."

She then pulls you into a hug.
"I hope he grows up to be just as amazing as you are." she whispers in your ear.

>>18869582

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

hug her back tightly

>>18869582
"You... think I'm amazing?"
FEELS APPROACHING CRITICALITY

>>18869582

potential tragedy averted, but she did get a glimps of what Rafale could look like in a few years.

that counts as a little bit of therapy right?

rolled 77 = 77

rest.>>18869582
So...can...can we consider the cannon fired now?

>>18869582
HNNNNG
DEM FEELS

>>18869608
Insofar as Perrine believes herself to be pregnant.
It could still be SOUND THE BUTTHURT ALARM.

>>18869608

no.

rolled 93 = 93

>>18869608
Seriously getting there, like just a couple of nanoangstrom left before firing, but no.
The canon is not yet fired.
There's a reason why LG is stretching this(besides troll juicing anyway).
He has plans, big plans. And the Perrine Problem is in the thick of it all

rolled 31 = 31

>>18869629
Oh, I know he has plans...that's what bothers me...

>>18869582

in a calm state right now cuz of feel overflow...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

hug her back tightly and ask her if she is ready to join our family, if not engage on a small comforting chit chat

>>18869582
"You seem awfully glad. Do you miss your family?"

>>18869637

would probably be getting new members in our family simultaneously

perrine- finally ready and sorted out her feelings
naru - found a body for her
susan- out of fucking nowhere
miki- ????
mio- raped us

>>18869656
Enjoy the hug. Run with this option.

>>18869666

the devil has spoken, given the affinity and how LG takes his energy, it is the truth.

rolled 1 + 99 = 100

>>18869666
I like the cut of your jib, satan, but you forgot one.
Trude-finds out we trolled her, leading to ever-escalating prank war.
"Haha, I got you to sleep with...me...dammit."

>>18869656
This. Very much this. Also, if yes,
"I know I'm not him, but would you like me to pretend for a while?"

>>18869680
Well you tried at least.

>>18869680

she would probably be pissed too, given how we swagged nearly all the witches from her world on the bureau.

if we do get her though, she won't be bringing back more witches

>>18869702
Iunno, we could make it up to her by being a SWQ-world posterboy for witch recruitment.

"Become a witch, get a better-than-even chance of sleeping with this guy!"

>>18869702
Well excluding Miyafuji who is like a sister, Luchinni who is a case of waiting for it to ripen and Trude herself we have really

Even Mio fell for the swagzilla fairly quickly

>>18869656
Dangerous territory here. We know from Trude that most of her family is dead, due to either the Blitzkrieg or the Martian Invasion.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!" you hear Erica yell as she flies down the hallway in her tiny airplane.

She reaches out, grabs your hand and pulls you out of Perrinne's embrace in one fell swoop.

Before you reached the end of the hall, and crashed into the far wall, she used her portkey to get you into the resort.

---------------------------------------
After landing her plane, she gets out with a pout.
Without saying a word, she hugged you.

"Hey what's wrong?" you asked her
"I just don't like seeing her so close to you. Something about that situation didn't sit so well with me." she answers.

"Did'nt you say you'd give her a chance?" you asked
"yeah I did. But something back there.. Just freaked me out."
You return her hug, and lead her to the steps of the house.

As you sit down, you tell her, "I know you two don't get along very well. I know she doesnt get along with anybody. But will you try to atleast tolerate her for me, please?"
"O-okay..." she answers, her arms still around you.
-----------------------------------------------------------

Back in the hallway, Perrinne remember what it felt like to hold that little boy in her arms.
It felt good. It felt right.

>>18869493
>>18869582
>>18869743
Wait, what? Branching timelines?

>>18869757
Same timeline.
Erica jumped out of the bottle, flew through the halls and snatched us out of Perrinne's arms

Also, that image is FUCKING SAVED.

>>18869764
Ah. I apparently can't read.

I do that a lot, skimming over bets and just getting the gist, but not what's actually happening.

Moreso online.

>>18869743
>It felt good. It felt right.
ALERT
ALERT
FEEL CONTAINMENT SYSTEMS OVERLOADED
INDUCE BLEED-OFF IMMEDIATELY

>>18869727

become a playgirl playmate? im down with that

>>18869743

i hope that hug with erica doesn't lead to preteen sex.

feel a little bit more for perrine.....
still i want to see more perrine trolling, it has become an LG trademark

>no new troll tweets despite all the shitstorm


i....i don't like this guys... something.... something is not right here.....

>>18869743
I keep having doubts about the tea party idea for Perrine.
What if she takes it as us messing around in her social life (which it totally is)?

I just gotta say, Mommy-Mio was friggin adorable.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18869852
I told you man, he's planning something, that glorious devious bastard

>>18869861

she will probably shrug off everyone, unless we change her somehow

>>18869861
It is but at the same time it isn't

We are doing it to try and get her out of her shell and her issues with Erica on the way to being sorted out

She wants to be a part of the family so she needs to get the second sorted out as well as the first

>>18869873
I was thinking of bringing people that Perrine might have something in common with.

Charlotte from the Basic Class - is French (albeit from the future)
Lily - Elegant and refined
Shinku - for the same reasons as Lily
Hina - only person besides Hayate she seems to get along with.

>>18869930
We can bring them along as well but part of it was trying to get her and the girls at least talking

We still have our beach episode / house warming party as well so we can invite them so she has people she will interact with

She didn't mind Yuki either so we could invite her

>>18869861
Then we should be straight with her about it. Tell her that Mike came to us about her keeping herself separate from the rest of the class, but even more than that, we can't stand she just seems so… lonely all the time.

>>18869930

>hina

remember when she was eavesdropping on hina's room while hayate was there?

remember when she had high anxiety when she did not hear anything?

remember when she cried herself to sleep that night?

>>18869930
Shinku may not be the best choice, because Hina and Perrine will probably bring Boku and Desu. I haven't actually seen Rozen Maiden, but I didn't think the three got along well.

>>18869950
Remember when she confided something in Hina after the training session?

>>18869930
Charlotte maybe, Lily definitely. She has ALL THE CHARISMA FOREVER.

>>18869941
Tea Party and Perrine Issues Talk are separate events.

Adding Yuki to the tea party invites sounds fine, though.

>>18869956
It wouldn't be a problem

The dolls get along reasonably well in that and better in this

>>18869950

you are bringing back the feels man...

STOP BRINGING IT BACK MAN

STOP IT, THE FEEELS MAN, ITS PAINFUL BRO
stop.....it....

>>18869983
I REMEMBER THOSE FEELS
THEY WERE GOOD PAIN

>>18869950
Hina is also the only other person that Perrine has talked to the most with, besides Hayate.
Remember when they talked after the Basic Class combat exercise?

>>18869956
Actually, no, Souseiseki and Suiseiseki are on okay terms with Shinku. It's Suiseiseki and Hinaichigo that have the bad relationship.

>>18869885

in our cold lonely world we had little in the form of companionship, we found friends in some places but they were ripped violently from us in some way shape or form, the old violinist, the teddy bear we so lovingly tried to restore.

Perrinne is surrounded by people who she will have to interact with during training and on missions in the future yet she avoids making contact, she avoids getting to know them, she avoids making friends...

we can not let her waste this chance at something that we have sought out for so long.

friends, family... love.

>oh man where did that come from?

>lily and hayate both in a tea party

the tea would be so epic it will create a rip through space and time

also everyone will puke rainbows

"Soooo... Uhhhh What now?" You ask her.
"Let's... Let's just cuddle." she says as she holds you tighter.
"Want to do it on the beach?"
"Sure." she smiles up at you.

Hand in hand, the two of you make your way down the tower and to the beach in your bottled home.
------------------------------------------

You spent about an hour jsut sitting there on the sand cuddling.
Anyone that would have seen it would have found it adorable.
Just two little kids, innocently hugging on the shore as waves lapped at their feet.

As the sun set outside, and the sky in the bottle grew dim in acordance, Jakob mentillates you.

'Sir. We found something that you should see.'


>sorry bout that, had an Idea I just had to check.
>Ended up fiddling with toy dinosaurs.

>>18870040

no problem man, take your time.

>excuses, type faster

>>18870040
Respond back.
'Alright Jakob, where are you now? I'm out of teleports at the moment.'
"Hey, Erica, Jakob needs me for a bit. Want to come along?"

>>18870040

>think i still have dem saurs in a box somewhere.

need to check sometime.

>>18870040

"what is it rex?"

dafuq did i just see

>>18870040
ROBO MAID TIME!
ROBO MAID TIME!

>>18870071
why rex?

>>18870075

sorry that image made me in confused state

Christ
LG has had me almost crying from feels and laughter all in one day

Nice to see you back in top form

>>18870062
Going along with this.

>>18870184
We don't have time for feels, there're girls to do!

'J where are you?' you ask him.
'In the library sir.' he answers.

"Erica, J says he found something I need to see. Wanna come?" you ask her.
"Sure." she says as she gets up and brushes the sand off her.

The two of you walk back up to the house.
As you do, you make a mental note to install an elevator up from the beach.


You arrive at the doors to the library, your familiars are waiting there for you.
"Sir... Madam... If you wouldn't mind me asking, why are you children?" J asks.
"An excercise in class earlier, It should wear off soon." you answer.
"So what did you find?"
"Right this way sir..." He says as they lead you deeper into the library half-filled with books and tomes.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18870215
Inb4 Haru

>>18870215
>cannon's
PREPARE TO FIRE

rolled 56 = 56

>>18870215
One of Eva's best robo/doll bodies for us to stuff Naru in.

>>18870221
One of the robot balls from gundam?

>>18870040
>>18870215
Still wanted to get the idol twins and if Erica hadn't panicked we cold of gotten Miki

Good days trolling though

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
大砲を発射する

New thread at 2200 4chan time.

>>18870279
>To fire a cannon

HERE WE GO

>>18870279
Goddammit LG!
Perfect cliffhanger ending.

>>18870279

heres to hoping there is a 7:00 thread tomorrow so i can join again....

>>18870279
Dammit LG, you don't need sleep that badly

You should be writing scripts or manga with just how damn good you are with cliffhangers and emotional hooks

>Just a reminder
>do_not_fist_android_girls.jpg
HELLO NARU WELCOME TO ROBOMAID FETISH

>>18870322
We would be doing more than fisting her

But yes robomeido fetish off portside bow cap'n!

>>18870316
>TV show directed/written by LG
>runs for a bajillion seasons.
>no resolution at all.
>Everyone still watches it.

Just like HIMYM

>>18870345
It would consume my life
Nothing would ever get an emotional response from me again
The FDA would declare his works addictive substances

A helpful reminder from LG's twitter

>>18870380
It'll be weird for her, though, because her sense of self is tied to a specific body image and facial features, and I doubt that the android body we find would look like her.

Though, I guess we could try to bribe some of the techs down in R&D to do some reconstructive modifications on the body's features.
Also, are we going to simply wipe the AI currently residing in the robot body, then?

>>18870428
It would probably be like a device and be shaped by the consciousness inhabiting it

rolled 4 = 4

>>18870428
It's wholly possible it's empty. That's also what I'd expect.

>>18870279
>woah boy cloudflare going apenuts again #msq
OH MY GOD MIKE CAN LIGHT CLOUDS ON FIRE USING FLARES, AND THEY TASTE LIKE HIS NUTS

>>18870428
>>18870442

Who are you talking about?
Is it related to the house we bought?

>>18870428
Could always be a blank.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18870518
The assumption is that what J and the boys found is a deactivated robutt meido that we can put Naru in.

>>18870541
Oh... what if robot maidu already has personality?

rolled 3 = 3

>>18870575
That's a thing we'll have to deal with then.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18870582
By which I mean, start a fresh shitstorm about.

>>18870586
OH YES

>>18870575
We delete it then, it's an AI and not sentient.
As opposed to Naru, who we have confirmed as fully alive and aware without a body.

>"WE COME FROM MARS, WE NEED YOU FOR THE CANDY PLANTATIONS!" Erica tells her.
>"Haha, you kids are funny. Everyone knows there's no candy plantation there." Luchinni answers.
>"We nuked that thing so hard nothing will grow there... So who are you two? Want some candy?"

>We nuked that thing so hard
Witches attacked Mars itself?!
Awesome.

>>18870594
VI* not AI. These is a difference, sorry for mistyping.

>>18870594
Oh that's what YOU think.

hope they found a robotics lab so we can build our meido and fullfill the promise.

>>18870594
>We delete it then, it's an AI and not sentient.
Ah, no. Deletion depends entirely on the level of sapiency that the AI has, and the robo-maid is likely to be a full-on sapient AI.

>>18870600
Okay, yeah. If it's just a VI, then sure. Whatever, no real ethical dilemma, there, though I would suggest keeping a copy for later use in other devices and such. Unless our latent data manipulation accidentally turns it into a full AI like Jakob, Ted, and Lo, though.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18870541
>The assumption is that what J and the boys found is a deactivated robutt meido that we can put Naru in.
Oh hey they found Chachamaru fuck yeah we get to have sex while giving her energy to work

>>18870623
Well Nagato said she was a program till we bunny-ear'd her.
She explicitly said that Naru was nothing than a stored set of subroutines until we did that, and made her a living being. The Canon has been fired on this.

This suggests that the Bureau commonly uses VI's for daily routines (yes Nagato is an AI I know this aswell), why would they force a sentient being to become nothing more than a janitor for it's whole life? That would be a cruel fate.

>>18870660
> why would they force a sentient being to become nothing more than a janitor for it's whole life?
As a janitor, I have to say, "Because the benefits are good."

>>18870729
Gotta say, the janitors at the Bureau must have good benefits, with all the messes they have to clean up. Including temporal crises.

Time Janitor! For when the Doctor can't be arsed to fix a temporal paradox created by the trainees.

I just got here, and I have to say:

This whole thread made me feel so warm inside. There were funny moments with Trude, but the parts with Mio and Perrine were just so adorable.

LG, I know you like to drink our tears, but the thread was really something special. Good job.

>>18870834
I still think Ikusa is a janitor for the bureau as his cover, we never notice any but they are apparently there and it is a go anywhere ticket for him. It also gives him ample opportunities to switch places with Gai when he needs to

>>18870834
>Time Janitor! For when the Doctor can't be arsed to fix a temporal paradox created by the trainees.
Additionally, all work is overtime, all benefits pay triple, and every other week you get three days paid vacation, whenever you want.

>>18871038
Man screw being an agent sign me up as a janitor

Hayate will have most the women in the bureau anyway

>>18871158
The Bureau probably doesn't actually have janitors.

The Director just opens the console and deletes the mess entity.

>>18871196
>The Bureau probably doesn't actually have janitors.
Sure they do, when the agents fuck up the Janitors are sent in with the heavy weapons to clean the mess up.

ok, erica is now starting to rustle my jimmies.

excellent job LG. great job with the feels-manipulation.

>>18872578
Yeah, we really need her to get through her Perrine issues. Probably Ursula too, though her's may just be a reflection of Erica's.

>>18872578
>>18873449
I thought Erica would love to hatefuck Perrine.

>>18873483
Probably, but she's currently stuck in "Hate" mode.

>>18873504
Well fill the pool with lube, it's time for us to initiate "fuck" mode.

>>18873504
I haven't seen the show, so I don't know why her feelings for the girl are so intense.

Methinks Erica has a secret lezcrush, or Perrine did something especially bad to her in the anime.

>>18875380
I don't really know, either, but I doubt it's secret lezcrush.

>>18875425
Man, if you go through life with such terrible pessimism, you'll never enjoy yourself in the least. Sometimes... sometimes you just need to have faith in something greater than yourself. Something like lesbians.

>>18875380
>>18875425
Well she's bitchy and french, Erica is a troll and german.
Erica's people did invade her country over and over again, but I doubt it's one of those "I hate you because history" things, we can just ask her.

>>18875542
It's not pessimism, it's realism. That said, I certainly wouldn't mind it being a secret lezcrush.