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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: ROUNDSHELL Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)22:50 No.18863994  
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)22:52 No.18864006
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You arrive at the classroom to find that it's not the Dude behind the podium.
    It was Miss Melmo.

    "Okay class. I will be taking over for the Dude this afternoon. I am Instructor Melmo. And I am here to teach you on how to use one of the tools the Bureau uses on the field."
    She places a large jar of red and blue candy on the podium.
    "Now if everyone was to be so kind and to take one of these, so we may get started."
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)22:52 No.18864016
    rolled 92 = 92

    Fuck yeah
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)22:53 No.18864032
    I hope Erica takes an aging pill, while we get a youth pill. Then we can have a trollin' momma.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)22:53 No.18864041
    I get back JUST as it starts. And I was worried I'd missed the thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)22:54 No.18864047
    Missed the start, anyway.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)22:55 No.18864067
    rolled 66 = 66

    Watching infinite stratos, ichika makes me facepalm at least 3 times an episode, pretty bad ass though.
    BTW Laura is my waifu.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)22:55 No.18864068
    Real quick just want to make sure everyone is on board with Operation Get Molested By Trude
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)22:56 No.18864083
    Well, it certainly SEEMS like a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)22:56 No.18864093
    First thing we do is ask Erica who we can troll this with the most.
    She will say Trude.
    At which point, whatever happens, Erica's the one who pointed us in that direction so we are blameless for the consequences.

    Then we get a randosel and an elementary school kid's uniform.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)22:57 No.18864099
    rolled 92 = 92

    Indeed, until we change back and get a face full of I beam.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)22:58 No.18864125
    Well, LG is prepared for us to go try and mess with Trude from one of his twitter comments.... Dunno if want but should be funny, still going for adult cause it'd be interesting.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)22:59 No.18864133
    Or until this happens:
    >"let oneesan take care of you litle boy." she says with a crazed look in her eyes as she drags you away. You sudenly regret doing this. #msq
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)22:59 No.18864141
    I for one would not regret doing that.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)22:59 No.18864143
    I don't care for it.
    I AM all for calling Sakabroto Mama, though.
    Shame we can't get Keima with it. At least, not until we make some candy of our own.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)23:00 No.18864156
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    The class forms a line and everyone takes a piece from the jar.
    Erica grabs a red one.
    Hina gets blue.
    Eveyrone else gets a color of thier choosing.

    It's your turn now.
    You step up to the still mostly full jar.
    Miss Melmo gives you a measuring look but says nothing.

    [ ]red
    [ ]blue

    don't you mean GERMAN SAKAMOTO?
    And yes. Laura's "YOU ARE NOW MY WIFE" thing is awesome.

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:00 No.18864159
    Yes. And yes I want this to happen
    >"let oneesan take care of you little boy." she says with a crazed look in her eyes as she drags you away. You suddenly regret doing this.
    all of my boners.

    Also hanging out with the little sister auxiliary.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:01 No.18864167

    [x] Blue

    Always liked that color.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:01 No.18864171
    Blue, I can only imagine the swag that a more mature looking us had. Perhaps we have a fine butler mustache that gets us all the ladies.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:02 No.18864184
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:02 No.18864189
    [x] Blue Pill.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:02 No.18864190
    Keima's in our class right now, so I highly doubt it would work against him. Also, since he's now seen it in action, I doubt that it will work on him in the future.

    As for Sakamoto, I agree we should try to troll her, but I don't think calling her Mama will work. Her magic eye is able to see even through a gender-change; I don't think an age regression will be enough to fool her.
    Calling her Auntie Mio and hanging on to her like a kid, acting as if our mind was also regressed along with our body, has a better potential to work.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:02 No.18864193
    Voting for Blue as well, since the pick has an adult Melmo going to eat a red one so I'd think she'd be going younger to keep from getting saggy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:02 No.18864199
    >red one

    Well if we don't get raped by Trude, she sure will.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)23:03 No.18864202
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:03 No.18864204
    Red makes you younger, google that noise brohan
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:03 No.18864212

    Nope, wrong.
    Red is age regression.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:04 No.18864215
    rolled 82 = 82

    red red red red
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:04 No.18864219
    Gotta go red for maximum trollin I guess
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:04 No.18864222
    We can take the Blue one and grow up, then go find and pick Sakamoto up saying she's OUR wife and not the other way around.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:04 No.18864223
    Red! so red!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:04 No.18864226
    Ever since that original melmo thread I have wanted to troll the fuck out of Trude.

    Become a little boy, then run around calling various people mommy.

    "Trude-mommy! I found you! I was so scared, I touched the glowy watch and now everything is all different!"

    "M-m-mommy? WITH HIM!? NO, NO NO NO. I WILL NOT...." *dead faint*

    "You are a bad person, Hayate."

    "You were laughing just as hard as I was, Erica. And the way she was so determined to NOT go that way kind of hurts."

    "Oi, you're not chasing after HER too, are you?"


    "H-hey! Answer me! GET BACK HERE!"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:05 No.18864245
    >loli Erica
    >MILF Hina
    [x] RED
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)23:05 No.18864247
    rolled 79 = 79

    Red, take a blue for later though.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:06 No.18864269
    Take a blue one, palm one of each color for further study and experimentation. The age trolling will be superior if we don't have other age changed people wandering around.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:07 No.18864276
    [ ]red
    >Younger? see how deep the rabbit hole goes, troll trude and hang with the younger girls.
    [ ]blue
    >Olderyate, swag at a new level, seduction bonus with our suave adult self.

    I want to go with Red, because funny.

    Also lets ask for a few of each so we can study them for science.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:07 No.18864287
    Yes! Yes yes!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:09 No.18864306
    You want to steal from an instructor?
    No, I can't agree with that.

    Asking because "it would be educational" is fine, though I doubt she'll part with her limited supply.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:10 No.18864320
    We are trying to cultivate our own berries, maybe she'll teach us to refine them at some point.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:11 No.18864343
    rolled 18 = 18

    red or dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:19 No.18864450
    rolled 21 = 21

    RED we must troll, we have more than enough swag
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:22 No.18864492
    rolled 66 = 66

    It can't see through gender change, it saw through us claiming to be a hallucination, she recognized us because we still looked quite the same

    Calling her Oba-San would work
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:24 No.18864524
    Once we cultivate them we can trade her a healthy plant for the knowledge
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:25 No.18864533
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    Laura gets shit done.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)23:27 No.18864569
    rolled 38 = 38

    Indeed, i'd be her wife.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:27 No.18864576
    As would I
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:29 No.18864597

    Also. I've been thinking, and I realized we potentially have an answer about Naru within arm's reach of us in Negi, provided we somehow have access to her AI.

    We just need him to get a word in with Hakase.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:30 No.18864613
    hello, hate to intrude upon your quest thread, but i was just browsing the front page and saw this picture. i was wondering if any of you fine sirs and/or madams would kindly provide for me the source of said picture.
    thank you
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:31 No.18864624
    Infinite Stratos.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:31 No.18864638
    Infinite Stratos, Mechs, harems, fanservice and a protagonist denser than a neutron star.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:31 No.18864642
    Infinite Stratos. Yes she's that cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:32 No.18864653
    i thank you all, and will now leave you in peace
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:34 No.18864684
    rolled 40 = 40

    Boku no pico

    or was it Infinite statos?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)23:34 No.18864687
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    You take a red piece of candy out of the jar.
    The marble sized, shiny sphere of sugar feels cool in your hand.

    You then proceed back to your seat and wait for everyone else to get one as well.

    After everyone has gotten a piece, The instructor first tells you a bit about these candies sh had handed out.

    "Those are age changing candies. Operatives would sometimes use them to disguise themselves in the field when a normal illusion spell just wont do."
    "They will change your physical age, but you will retain your mental capabilities and memories."
    "Now everyone please eat whatever color of candy you have."

    You pop the red confection in your mouth as instructed.
    You instantly feel a change in you and everything seems to get bigger.
    YOu look at your self and find that you have become young again.
    YOu are about 10 or so.

    You look around and find that everyone else has also changed.
    Sakura is now a full bodied adult.
    Keima a kid of about 10 or 11.
    From across the room, a very young and very cute Erica waves at you.

    You turn around in your seat and find a very attractive Hina of about 20 or so looking back at you.
    Behind her, Shirou has changed into a beautiful white haired lady.

    The instructor begins to speak again.
    "The red pills would make you younger. The blue ones make you older. The amount of age changed ranges from 5 to 10 years. These last typically from 6 hours all the way till 12 depending on the level of activity you go through while under the effect."

    "Some of your devices would also be affected by the change, possibly fitting in with your current physical state. It would all depend on your subconscious."

    "To allow you to further experience these changes. I have prepared a simple simulation."
    She taps the podium and the room dematerializes.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:37 No.18864729
    >Behind her, Shirou has changed into a beautiful white haired lady.

    Lost my shit.

    We need to talk to Kraus and Saber.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:37 No.18864733
    Hmm, was going through some of LG's older image posts on his twitter and he put up some of his ideas written down in an iPhones notes app, seems like it is perfectly possible that Eva did forget some of her empty maid dolls in the resort.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)23:37 No.18864742
    Huh, I figured Shirou getting older would have brought out Kurou. But I'm okay with Illya.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:38 No.18864757
    rolled 96 = 96

    I think....we would need to slap the older Illya for that.

    I do NOT want to slap an older Illya.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:39 No.18864759
    Or it could be another personality in Irisviel, which would be awesome.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)23:40 No.18864787

    Nor would I.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:46 No.18864853
    Illya's mother.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:53 No.18864953
    It was all but loaded and fired
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)23:55 No.18864983
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    The class finds themselves in a filed of dirt and rocks.
    Above you, a deep blue cloudless sky.

    Miss Melmo's voice resounds though out the space and talks to you.

    "I will be sending in a swarm of targets, both flying and ground based. I want you all to try and take down as many of them as possible in your current forms."
    As she says this, an army of wildy shaped and colored creatures fill the skies and the field.

    "They will fight back, so every one should stay on their guard." Miss Melmo says. "Now if you would all please activate you Devices and Armor, we could get this started."

    Around you, you see the familiar glow of Phlat-Armor and devices being readied.
    YOu take your badge out and do the same.

    *roll 2d100*
    Highest of first 5 rolls
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:57 No.18865006
    rolled 43, 92 = 135

    Kraus looks slightly younger, his hair is salt and pepper rather than pure white, but otherwise the same.

    Our uniform is a butler uniform but with kid's dress shorts rather than full on dress pants.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)23:57 No.18865007
    rolled 83, 71 = 154

    Kraus and our Armor look the same, but properly sized for our younger form.

    Even as a babe, we still serve tea.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:58 No.18865013
    rolled 77, 57 = 134

    Fisher Price Plastic Tea Party Set

    Stereotypical Anime Japanese Schoolboy Uniform
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)23:59 No.18865026
    rolled 100, 31 = 131

    Kraus looks like the teddy bear our parents sold to a rich kid when we were little, we had saved up all year to buy it

    Our armour is randosel
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)23:59 No.18865029
    rolled 11, 19 = 30

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)00:00 No.18865035
    Damnit, should have been "Even IN YOUTH, we still serve tea."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:00 No.18865040
    rolled 50, 26 = 76

    Seconding this, for a better Randosel roll
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)00:00 No.18865042
    rolled 83, 83 = 166

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)00:01 No.18865053
    You didn't even describe anything, you're just wasting your rolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:01 No.18865058
    rolled 24 = 24

    Too bad that one's too late...

    This seems good.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:02 No.18865060
    rolled 54, 26 = 80

    Dammit i really wanted the randosel
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:02 No.18865064
    You were supposed to suggest something, Fritz.

    That first set wasn't really a waste, but the double 83s are somewhat.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)00:03 No.18865081
    rolled 79, 26 = 105


    well im sorry i roll first decribe later
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:06 No.18865116
    rolled 71, 50 = 121

    Probably late but girls school uniform and a plastic tea set go!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:08 No.18865153
    rolled 23, 77 = 100

    Kraus looks like a mini bunny trap.

    our armor is FRILLS.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)00:09 No.18865171
    rolled 18 = 18

    I wanna know what Erica's strikers look like. I'm thinking either wind up toy planes or biplanes.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:10 No.18865187

    So if we get both the 100's despite the second one being outside the 5 we have a teddybear and frills?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:10 No.18865196
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:11 No.18865205
    That there is two dice adding up to 100. That ain't special, that's average.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)00:12 No.18865213
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    Your clothes change around you.
    You find yourselves in a smaller version of your butler suit, but with shorts instead of pants.
    Kraus has become a silver furred teddybear with a black bowtie.

    "It's suits you actually. Also, chicks dig bears." You tell him.
    The bear in your arms remind you of something from your youth.

    >captcha being a dick.
    >takes me 10 tries or more
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:12 No.18865214
    Ah misread the second one
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:13 No.18865228
    >The bear in your arms remind you of something from your youth.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:16 No.18865263
    Ok, we may be a kid now but we're still competent. Play support for now, give people teacups as mobile cover to keep them safe. Once those are set up set up smoke screens above our ground troops that are getting shot at from above, prevent the flyers from getting a clear shot at them.

    Start firing tea lasers at the horde once all of our support duties are completed.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)00:18 No.18865286
    Plainly, when we squeeze him, he vomits tea.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:18 No.18865298
    Nah, instead we make Kraus grow fucking HUGE to become a Kaiju teddy bear who fires the lasers from his eyes, we have no other abilities available besides maybe getting a bear modo to replace bunny.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:23 No.18865331
    Comeon we snap out of it screaming after firing a ton of teddy lazers accurately at the targets.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:24 No.18865341
    Guys, the more majaik we use, the quicker this will wear off. If we want to use it to troll Trude, we need to be more conservative.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:25 No.18865351
    Man your right, if we want to be viciously molested we should limit ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:26 No.18865366
    Though, we need to make sure ours wears off before Hina's does.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)00:27 No.18865371
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    rolled 36 = 36

    Viciously molested you say?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:27 No.18865374
    Yes, that hina is awesome.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)00:29 No.18865396
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    Y0u were 8 years old at that time.
    And like you have always done, you were playing alone in the park.

    In one of the bushes near the swings, you found a ragged, dirty teddy.
    One of it's button eyes was missing and the arm was coming undone at the seams.
    YOu took pity on the little unwanted toy and brought him home with you.

    In the cover of night, you took your mother's sewing kit and tried to fix him up as best as you could.
    In the morning, the bear was now sporting mismatched eyes of black and red, and a haphazzardly stitched shoulder.
    That was Kuu. Your first friend.

    You went on many adventures with Kuu.
    You fought aliens, became pirates, and you even became prime minister. [Kuu was your Aide-de-camp]
    It was great having someone to play with.
    Everynight, you'd hide him under your tiny bed and went to sleep planning your adventures for the next day.

    Weeks passed, and Kuu and you were the best of buddies.

    One morning when you woke up and checked on Kuu under your bed, he wasn't there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)00:30 No.18865405

    >One morning when you woke up and checked on Kuu under your bed, he wasn't there.
    Oh noes!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:30 No.18865409
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:32 No.18865427
    >One morning when you woke up and checked on Kuu under your bed, he wasn't there.
    Oh my god... this is comically depressing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:33 No.18865432

    I want to say that even Hayate's parent's wouldn't sink so low.

    But I've read the manga.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:36 No.18865461

    santa took it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:38 No.18865480
    Personally I don't know why they'd bother.
    Unless they used it to smuggle drugs or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:39 No.18865498
    Because it is the comedy of horrors that is Hayate's life

    And we rolled a 100
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:39 No.18865500
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    i was hoping we turned to a magical girl... well whatever.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:39 No.18865503
    Nah, they were just cleaning (for once), didn't recognize it, and threw it out.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:40 No.18865509
    Well I was hoping that too but maybe we will get kuma mode which is mahou shoujo territory
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:41 No.18865517
    To everyone who has had a hard day, maybe several things went horribly wrong, possibly in a domino effect, remember this: your life isn't nearly as shitty as Hayate's life and it never will be that shitty.
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    would you like to be one?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)00:43 No.18865542
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:44 No.18865551
    If you actually knew what you're getting into, it's not a bad deal.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)00:44 No.18865553
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    You searched frantically through that small apartment you shared with the people you begrudgingly called parents.
    After looking through every box and cupboard and not finding him there, you went outside to the apartment buildings small yard to see if you might have left him there.

    There you smelt cooking fish and burning cloth.

    Your father was bent over a small grill, a sardine was toasting on an open flame.
    He looked at you and turned the fish over.
    "We ran out of gas, so I'm cooking my breakfast the traditional way." he tells you.
    "Good thing I found just the right thing for the fire."

    As you studied the fire closer, you see a red button melting in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:44 No.18865556

    Not if it involves making any deal with you.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:45 No.18865563
    If I lived in the same universe as Hayate, I'd have murdered his parents by now.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:45 No.18865568
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:45 No.18865569
    rolled 62 = 62

    I like how all the PTSD have kept the parents acting IC.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:45 No.18865570
    aw shit
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:46 No.18865578
    Nanoha nearly went and exterminatus'd his universe.

    There was good reason
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:46 No.18865579
    can't deal
    i'm going out
    have fun trolling guys
    don't forget to call miyafuji 'auntie'
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:47 No.18865591
    I can't blame her. That world is a shithole, even Santa Claus is a massive dickbag there.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:47 No.18865593
    Yep it'd decided.

    We pay off the yakuza and give them extra to go after our parents. I don't care any more, they NEED to die.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:48 No.18865598

    i wonder if Kyubey is lurking around the bureau, all this time.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:48 No.18865604

    We need to burst into tears as a child our current physical age should and have Mama Hina hug us to her bosom to comfort us.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:49 No.18865615

    The canon has not strictly been fired in that case, but it's reasonable to assume he's been appropriately dealt with at this point.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:50 No.18865627
    Speaking of which, that's why Kris Kringle was unavailable to test the newbies. He was visiting our dimension to clean house.
    >> Conspiracy boy !/gmflCRNWY 04/26/12(Thu)00:51 No.18865635

    hes actually the director's device.

    and after all this training... what we fight on the field is much....much... worse than the simulations.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:51 No.18865637
    rolled 96 = 96

    Yeah, pretty sure the reason we got pulled in to help mike test out his students was because Kris went off to deal with that santa and get his league of santa's in order.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:51 No.18865643
    Hayate wouldn't do that, because they aren't his goddamn problem anymore, and he's kind of a bitch in some ways. All the power in the unverse, won't kill anyone, even if they need killing. This is bordering on Gendo Ikari, Genma Saotome, maybe the Nazis, or a Gendo/Genma/Nazi Hybrid.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:52 No.18865649
    It has actually, Kris took some time off which is why we filled in during the trials
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:53 No.18865656
    Or he could have been conditioned by his universe from a young age taht trying to get revenge or taking things done to him too seriously would be a bad idea, I'm pretty sure he tried to get back at people when he was younger and just had the plans backfire horribly.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:55 No.18865677
    I think it's more he doesn't want anything more to do with his universe, he is out end of story
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:55 No.18865681
    What's to stop them from reproducing again and continuing to mistreat the child same as us?
    What's to stop them from kidnapping and murder? They sold their own son, their flesh and blood, to gangsters.

    At least let us go and nuder them to prevent them from reproducing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)00:55 No.18865682

    We haven't actually been told that's what he's doing is why I said 'not strictly'. Hayate doesn't know why he's on vacation, and no one else has discussed it yet either, just the Twitter feed.

    Very much loaded, ready to fire on a hair trigger. But not quite yet fired.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)01:00 No.18865729
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    You snap out of it as quickly as you were drawn in.
    Infront of you, the creatures were advancing on the throng of trainees.

    You see a kid on a bicycle with a red scarf and a green helmet ride at full tilt at them.
    Above, Erica is flying around on an airplane that looked like it was torn straight out of a toy catalogue.
    Shirou, or Illya you should say, is firing blue beams out of her hands as Saber, in a nice suit, is slicing enemies with an invisible blade.
    Hina stands by your side with a Naginata at the ready.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:01 No.18865740
    "Your beautiful onee-san!" then take out our blade and attack.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:02 No.18865745
    Run support. Use potions and saucers and teleports and shit to keep as many people in the fight as possible.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)01:03 No.18865749
    I wouldn't be surprised if she's sold her ovaries for a quick buck or two.

    We merge with Kuu, I mean, Kraus's new bear form, activating Kumate Mode. It will be the most adorable savaging this combat sims will have ever experienced.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:03 No.18865752
    Tug on Hina's skirt for attention.
    "Hey, Hina? I'll support you from here, okay?"

    Use our Molotov paintball gun to do crowd-control, and allow Gai and Hina to take on small groups at a time and not get mobbed.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:04 No.18865763
    That Guy is fucking awesome!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:04 No.18865765

    Seconded. We shall look damn classy as we support the team with our immaculate butler skills.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:05 No.18865767
    rolled 57 = 57

    Bunnymode, bunnymode, bunnymode, bunnymode, bunnymode?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:06 No.18865781
    Go support, give people teacups as cover, if a ground unit is getting hammered give them a smoke screen above them to prevent them from aiming, launch large piles of molotov into the enemy ranks.

    Go invisible and drop a smoke cloud on top of a few melee groups who are stuck in with the enemy, this means the enemies can't provide fire support to their allies.

    After that take a teacup up to survey the battlefield and see where we're needed most.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:06 No.18865782
    This. Please god this.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:09 No.18865806
    >Saber, in a nice suit,
    Suit Saber is Best Saber.

    Support, as best we can. Ride around on a saucer to compensate for our shorter legs.

    Keep an eye out for Baby Jun if he got a red candy.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:09 No.18865807
    rolled 35 = 35

    No, there is no Bunny Modo anymore, it is now Bear Modo, bear ears and paws, makes us as strong as our Drago does.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:11 No.18865825
    rolled 100 = 100

    Support with class, swag, and all that we are.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:11 No.18865836
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:12 No.18865841

    Damn, I rolled 100 :)
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:13 No.18865849

    Oh excellent

    More like flop about uselessly and cutely, making hina pause and nosebleed.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:17 No.18865888
    since i doubt LG will actually listen to trude trolling plan, given the only person we ever trolled was shirou, and that's bcause he was a massive cockblocker.

    any one willing to write a short story for it?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)01:17 No.18865889
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    You tug at the Hakama that Hina was wearing.
    "I'll support you okay?" you tell her.
    "HNGGGGGG SO CUTE." she says absentmindedly as she looks down towards you.
    "Hina?" she picks you up and hugs you.
    "Hina..." you tap her shoulder. "they're attacking."
    "Oh. Oh yeah!" she puts you down and charges into the fray herself.

    You pull out your folio and one of your paintball guns, It's a bit oversized now, but you still manage to hold it without much trouble.

    You fire into the enemies overhead.
    The small exploding balls acting like proper anti-air rounds.

    Erica is flying over the mass of anemies on the ground and is dropping loads of tiny bombs out of her tiny airplane.
    Gai, as a little boy, still manages to kick ass.

    Not satisfied with just small pockshots with molotov, you pick up Kraus.

    You aim him in the general direction of the largest mob of monsters and fire.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:18 No.18865908
    rolled 87 = 87

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:18 No.18865911
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:18 No.18865917
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)01:18 No.18865923
    rolled 99 = 99

    Woob woob woob
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:19 No.18865924
    rolled 41 = 41

    Bear laser is best laser.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:19 No.18865930
    Good roll AND Udz roll?

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:19 No.18865938
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:19 No.18865939
    rolled 85 = 85

    Tiny laser is best laser.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)01:20 No.18865944
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:21 No.18865954
    rolled 39 = 39

    Well since we are a little kid do we shoot milk tea or hot chocolate laser?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:21 No.18865958
    Are you sure about that?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:21 No.18865959
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    rolled 7 = 7


    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:21 No.18865960
    Holy crap Udz

    You are rolling well again
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:22 No.18865970
    rolled 1 = 1

    for Kuu!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)01:22 No.18865976
    Yes. Though now that it did exactly what I expected it to, I'm done for now.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:22 No.18865977
    rolled 7 = 7

    And then all enemies are destroyed by the Giant Teddy Beam of DOOM.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:22 No.18865981
    Damnit, Fritz. It's supposed to be Udz and Lookout that roll shit.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)01:23 No.18865983
    rolled 40 = 40

    Goddamnit, Fritz.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:23 No.18865988
    Welp, we lose....
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:23 No.18865989

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:23 No.18865991
    rolled 89 = 89

    Why did i have a feeling that i was gonna roll a 1 but do it anyway?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:23 No.18865993
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    Goddammit Fritz.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:23 No.18865994
    rolled 98 = 98

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:23 No.18865995

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:24 No.18865999
    I didn't say that -I- wouldn't murder the shit out of them, I'm saying that Hayate wouldn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:24 No.18866007
    Kraus's new form can't handle the power. He explodes and takes us out, draining the candy and reverting us.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:25 No.18866013
    rolled 39 = 39

    Apparently the dice gods hate Kuu.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:25 No.18866023
    As long as it's on Erica, that's fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:26 No.18866024
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:26 No.18866028
    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:27 No.18866039
    rolled 64 = 64

    That or they hate you.

    Hope the teddy o' doom doesn't miss fire or at least just doesn't have a laser, to make up for it, he now has a Kaiju Mode
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:27 No.18866058
    rolled 52 = 52

    Please do.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:28 No.18866064
    rolled 20 = 20

    maybe they do.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:28 No.18866067
    True, but Negayate might. That or Erica.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:29 No.18866074
    rolled 58 = 58

    Or maybe it's because i haven't turned off my dice for over a week.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)01:30 No.18866086
    rolled 81 = 81

    It's best of the first 5, right, LG? RIGHT!?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:30 No.18866087
    Maybe LG is only taking the first 5 rolls like he sometimes does.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:31 No.18866102
    Heh, we try to tea laser and he just sits there.

    We panic and start crying thanks to being turned into a kid which causes Hina to be distracted trying to calm us down
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:32 No.18866110
    rolled 16 = 16

    Nope, as has been said, Crits always count.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:34 No.18866129
    We can hope that he's busy writing it out and didn't refresh in time for the 1 though...
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:34 No.18866134
    rolled 34 = 34

    I thought about saying that but i would have rolled another 1
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)01:35 No.18866136
    rolled 41 = 41

    Shush. We can always hope.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:38 No.18866179
    rolled 32 = 32

    No harm in more rolls then

    Hopefully we get knocked out of the sim and have used no majaik so we get the maximum time for trolling

    Also mini Erica in a toy plane is a bit too cute
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:39 No.18866187
    rolled 30 = 30

    Strike when the iron's hot! 100 we need you now!
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:39 No.18866191
    rolled 98 = 98

    Inb4 nat 1.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:39 No.18866192
    rolled 85 = 85

    One more time. Don't let the beat drop,
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:40 No.18866200
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:40 No.18866202
    rolled 89 = 89

    Hmm i am confused.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:41 No.18866211
    These must count for something.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:41 No.18866213
    rolled 98 = 98

    There is always harm to be added from rolling indiscriminately....

    All this rerolling is probably annoying to LG, not gonna stop me though.....
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)01:41 No.18866215
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    Kraus opens his muzzle,

    The recoil pushes your feet into the dirt, as the bright blue beam tears through the ranks of enemies.
    As Kraus continues to fire, your feet slip and you fall over.
    The uncontrollable beam sweeps up and hits Erica dead-on, it arches back and takes out a few more classmates.

    Kraus stops firing a second later and says.

    You continue fighting.
    A few minutes later and all the enemies are eliminated.
    About 30 percent of your class were taken out by the end of it all.

    Miss Melmo stops the simulation and pulls you all back in to the room.

    The rest of the afternoon was spent studying the effects of the candy in detail.
    She also explained that these werent the only things that agents could use on the field to disguise themselves.
    She enumerates a couple more potions and mixtures including Ryuu's GenderPotion and something she called a WILD-FORM elixir.

    Class was dismissed, all of you still in your age modified forms.
    Miss Melmo leaves the room, reminding you that the effects should revert some time in the evening.

    Erica, still a little kid, and Hina .still a veluptious adult approach you.
    "NICE TK, Teacakes." Erica tells you with an adorable pout on her face.

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:41 No.18866217
    rolled 66 = 66

    Welp heres hoping for 100
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:42 No.18866228
    My equipment is just too big for the rest of my body. It's not my fault if my cannon is so huge I fall over.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:43 No.18866233
    rolled 67 = 67

    Thank you but it was nowhere as good as yours.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:43 No.18866238
    You missed >>18865994
    And nope.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:43 No.18866239
    rolled 40 = 40

    Hide behind Hina and say it was payback for that time with Mike.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:43 No.18866240
    Not as good as your one was Erica

    We should go have some fun with these while we still can, wanna come hit mikes office and scare him a bit?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:43 No.18866242

    "Likewise back with the trainees and Mike. Now we're even. Besides, it's not my fault the flying ace couldn't dodge."

    Stick our tongue out a bit and laugh, make sure our expression shows we're not serious.

    "Hina, you look really pretty like that. How do you feel?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:44 No.18866250
    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:45 No.18866260
    "Sorry about that, Erica. Turns out my equipment is a little too powerful to handle.
    "But more importantly, what can we do while we're in these forms. I can already see the practical jokes forming in your head. Who do you want to freak out first: Trude or Sakamoto?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:45 No.18866262
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:48 No.18866291
    Consider it payback little miss BRRRRT. So, Hina, I have a evil plan. Erica and I run up to Trude calling her Auntie Trude, pretend to be kids and cry. When she asks what happened we say we found daddy's watch and were suddenly here and that we're scared.

    Then you walk in, looking as adult as possible, roll your eyes, grab the two of us, and we go invisible and teleport out of there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)01:49 No.18866302
    rolled 95 = 95

    Good luck with the trolling, good gentles, I'm out for the night.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:51 No.18866318
    rolled 60 = 60

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:52 No.18866329
    rolled 59 = 59

    O god i love this plan
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:54 No.18866349
    The guy who made the plan here, one thing I'd change after posting it is giving it a good 10 minutes or so before Hina walks in.

    We'll need to really sell it and let her comfort us a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:55 No.18866362
    "Im sorry Hina, didn't think the beam would be that strong." We should be nice to milf hina.
    "I think I remember something along the lines of a chailgun during the new classes exercise. Do you Erica? Mike sure would." grin darkly. "Now it is time to mess with the others. Anyone in mind Erica? I was thinking clinging to Sakamoto and calling her mommy."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:55 No.18866363
    By "comfort" do you mean "rape"? Because that seems more likely.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)01:56 No.18866374
    rolled 82 = 82

    Delicious lady rape.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:57 No.18866377
    Yes. Go team Harem!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)01:58 No.18866396
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    You quickly hide behind Hina and peak out from behind her skirt.
    "Not my fault you couldn't dodge." You tell her as you stick your tongue out, echoing the same words she said when she shot you and Mike down in that exercise with the Basics class.
    "You......" she begins to say but Hina stops her with a pat on the head.
    "Now, now. Don't fight." she says in a soothing manner. "You two should get along better than that."
    She takes Erica's hand in her's and pulls you out from behind.
    She places Erica's hand in yours.
    "Now both of you say sorry and make up."

    "Sorry.." you both say at the same time.
    "See? Much better." Hina says with a smile.
    Erica looks up at her and says with a smile, "Thank you mommy!"

    "M-mommy? M-me?" Hina is absolutely flustered at this.
    You see Erica with a wicked gleam in her eye as she sees this reaction
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:58 No.18866406
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    Rape? Trude? That's nuts.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:59 No.18866418
    rolled 42 = 42

    I like this one better for a first response before getting to the prank plannings...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:59 No.18866421


    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)01:59 No.18866423

    We've gotta go scare the pants off everyone.

    >Perrine's face when we go up to her and call her mommy

    oh god, this is so funny and so bad at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:00 No.18866433
    Follow Erica's lead.
    And bury our face in her hakama.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:01 No.18866446
    Mommy Hina, Erica is bullying me get her to stop it. Start crying a bit into her skirt.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:02 No.18866459
    She definitely is on the list

    Wong with Mike, Trude, Sakabroto, Luchinni, the idol twins, Yuki and Miki

    Maybe even bread girl if we get that far
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:03 No.18866470
    >"They will change your physical age, but you will retain your mental capabilities and memories."

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:03 No.18866471

    We spent a whole thread all that time ago going over this, and we FINALLY get to do it!

    MAKE EVERYONE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. Except Hina apparently, who likes it a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:04 No.18866483
    I wouldn't put too much money on Mike getting fooled without some preparation from our end. He's working with Melmo for what, 200 years?
    We'll need to use special effects to make it believable, like a blue Gate-like effect to make it look like we stepped out of a time-portal or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:05 No.18866492
    rolled 55 = 55

    Welp, you guys have fun handling this, gotta sleep now...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:06 No.18866506

    >illya adult form, glomps at us as always

    hope we turn back to adult before illya. would love to feel those softness, and that awkward adult embrace
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:09 No.18866531
    He's been with the bureau 200 odd years not sure how long he has worked with melmo for that time but he did go through basic with her and Ryuu apparently
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:09 No.18866534
    "you guys ready?"

    "yeah, we're good to go. Saber, could you handle the effects please?"

    "I still think this is horribly immature."

    "Saber, I'm in the body of a 10 year old. Of COURSE this is immature. The effects, please."

    "Very well. STRIKE WIND!"

    Mike looks up as a torrent of air blasts through his office, depositing a handful of children he hasn't seen before.

    "Whaaaa! What happened? Hey, Uncle Mike! Can you help us?"

    "What? Uncle Mike? Who are you... wait. Don't tell me..."

    "I touched daddy's watch and there was this big rush of wind and we got dropped in your office. What happened?"

    And then Mike takes a big swig of booze and facepalms.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:11 No.18866547
    Nah he would be grandpa Mike

    Since mike was the first real father figure that Hayate had it fits more
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:11 No.18866552
    Special effects, preparation, and making sure that the target isn't expecting it, or at least, can't be sure if it's real even IF he's expecting it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:11 No.18866553
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    It's not Illyasviel, it's Irisviel.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)02:11 No.18866558
    rolled 55 = 55

    >is ova
    >houki nude
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:12 No.18866564
    LG can we start a petition bringing back the 7:00-9:00
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)02:14 No.18866587
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    "Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?" you ask the little blonde devil.
    "YEP. Not doing it would just be a waste no?" she grins.
    "Okay. what the hell, I'm in." you tell her knowing full-well whats about to happen. "Who do we prank?"
    "Trude of course. And maybe some other people." she answers.
    "Wanna join us 'mommy'?" She asks Hina
    "M-mommy? I... I.. I need to go to the library..." she answers her.
    "Why mommy?" Erica asks innocently.
    "I.. I n-need to check out some books." Hina answers as her hand reaches out unconsciously to pat Erica's head.
    "You two make sure to not get into too much trouble." she reaches down and gives the two of you a long hug.
    "Okay mommy!" the pair of you answer in return.

    She vanishes out the door blushing furiously and visibly shaking.
    Erica grabs your hand and drags you outside as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:14 No.18866591
    I would love that since my new job I am starting means I will catch maybe the tail end of the regular threads
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:16 No.18866608
    Dem maternal instincts.

    Dat fallout this afternoon.

    If we don't have half the female population chasing after us with rolling pins and various other implements of pain, we have failed.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:17 No.18866617
    rolled 3 = 3


    1) Trude
    2) Perrine
    3) Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:18 No.18866623
    Damn, there's an important part of my plan gone. We'll need to recruit someone who has gone older than usual to come in as our caretaker and disappear with us.

    After we find them we'll hit Trude first. Mike is also a good target, we'll call him Grandpa.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:21 No.18866646
    Illyasviel/Shirou? They won't be instantly recognizable, and so might work better as the straight man in this plan.

    Maybe Keima if he went older?
    Otherwise, I'm thinking Sakura.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:22 No.18866657
    uniquehardwarets.no-ip.org no password. TS for all! Join!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:22 No.18866665
    Nahona isn't here right now.

    1. Trude
    2. Perrine
    3. Sakamoto
    4. Mike
    5. Ryuu
    6. Ursula

    Any more?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:24 No.18866678
    I like it, and we may make Perrine say too much.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)02:26 No.18866698
    rolled 58 = 58

    Therefore trolling ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:27 No.18866704
    Considering how normally unflappable Ryuu is, he's going to be hard to prank.
    I think that's all the primary targets. The Idols and Miyafuji can be targets of opportunity.
    I don't know if Lucchini can be pranked, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:27 No.18866705
    Possible, Irisviel looks maternal enough for her to be one of Hayate's wifes or our caretaker and isn't Shirou levels of dense. Seiba can provide special effects.

    I was hoping for Gai since Hina wasn't available but he's gone young.

    Maybe Sakura would also work but it might be harder to get her on board.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:28 No.18866714
    Keima also went younger
    Sakura is probably our best bet

    Luchinni, the idols, maybe Miyafuji
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:31 No.18866735
    To get Ryuu we would need a hayate look alike around

    He would see right through it otherwise
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:31 No.18866736
    LG, I know that it's kind of odd to troll your own characters, but PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS.

    This will be the funniest damn thing we'll do in the entire quest. Make it awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:34 No.18866757
    Ayamu, claim that were his and Hideoshi's child.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:36 No.18866766
    Aw, come on, man. He's our pupil. We shouldn't do that to him.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:36 No.18866772
    We must troll him for epic justice
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:38 No.18866785
    We haven't met Hideyoshi yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:39 No.18866793
    True. Hmm... his and Haruna's?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)02:39 No.18866801
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    >fucking 503 errors popping up

    She drags you outside towards the PX.
    A after a quick round of bartering with Recette, Erica and you walk out with can's of spray on hair dye.
    "What're those for?" you ask her.
    "you'll see." she says as she pulls you behind the structure and takes 2 cans out.
    After spraying your hair black, and spraying hers blue, the two of you head off in the Direction of the AdMin building.

    'So what's with the new hair colors?' you ask her again.
    'Trude, or anyone with black hair, will now be your mommy. And I can now pose as Daddy-hayate's daughter.' she answers with a smirk.
    'Now make us invisible, before anyone spots us.'

    You pull yourselves into your invisibility field and waltz into the building.
    She tells you the finer points of her plan as she pulls you towards what you assume is Trude's office.
    'YOu are Evil.' you tell her.
    'Iknorite?' she answers.
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)02:42 No.18866820
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    the hair dye is a nice touch.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:42 No.18866822
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:43 No.18866829
    Remind us never to be on the receiving end of Erica's wrath.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)02:44 No.18866835
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    rolled 6 = 6

    Yes anon, science indeed.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:45 No.18866840
    We need to recruit someone who looks older. We need an effective bug out option so we have a way of leaving without it breaking our cover or rousing suspicion. If we don't we have no good way to escape and troll someone else.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:47 No.18866851
    Sakura. Shes an adult now right?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:48 No.18866858

    where do i sign?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:49 No.18866870
    Definite possibility, she storms in in a huff, we say Mommy Sakura we're having too much fun we aren't leaving, then she grabs both of us by the ears and we go invisible and bug out.

    Only hard part is convincing her and having her stay in character.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)02:50 No.18866883
    rolled 55 = 55

    Yeah, it just doesn't feel right waking up without a msq thread going.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:51 No.18866886
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    >what we're about to do
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)02:51 No.18866887
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    The two of you walk into Trude's office while she was in the middle of looking over a pile of paper work.
    'Make sure to try and tear up okay?' Erica reminds you.
    'okay. okay.'
    Erica taps her hat and a flash bright blue comes out of it.
    You drop the invisibility at the same time.

    "Mommy! Mommy!" the two of you run up to Trude.
    "Wha-?" she says as she drops all of the documents she was holding.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:52 No.18866893
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:52 No.18866894
    rolled 49 = 49

    Rollan for a giant pile of tears, we will make a small river out of our crying. We must also sniffle.
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)02:52 No.18866902
    rolled 59 = 59

    gun get raped.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:52 No.18866903
    rolled 16 = 16

    We touched Daddy's watch and now we can't find our way back home. Will you help us, Mommy.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:53 No.18866909

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:53 No.18866911
    rolled 46 = 46

    This will be amazing either way.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:53 No.18866913

    only on the outside, inside she is still a little girl.

    so basically she is your average stereotypical blonde girl
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:53 No.18866916
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)02:54 No.18866921
    rolled 94 = 94

    >all dis mediocrity.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:54 No.18866930
    rolled 62 = 62

    TG dice don't fail me now
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:56 No.18866942
    rolled 49 = 49

    Change it to "Uncie Doctor's box"

    Were not supposed to mention the watch.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)02:57 No.18866948
    rolled 94 = 94

    welp now we gonna fail
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:58 No.18866955
    rolled 96 = 96

    We were so scared, we were playing with daddy's watch and we saw a blue light and a woosh then we were in this weird place and couldn't find anyone and we were so scared

    While we burst into tears on her
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:58 No.18866956
    Are you a magical girl Fitz?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)02:58 No.18866959
    rolled 88 = 88

    oh the shenanigans
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)02:58 No.18866960
    rolled 13 = 13


    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:00 No.18866969
    rolled 29 = 29

    Actually i am a mahou shoujo.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:00 No.18866975
    now would be a good time to STOP ROLLING
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:00 No.18866976
    Nothing has said that so far, we just aren't meant to go flashing it around everywhere we go

    Dem rolls

    We may convince her that she actually does fall for us and lead into more crazy harem shenanigans with that sort of rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:01 No.18866982
    rolled 60 = 60

    Actually, he's a lying faggot.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:01 No.18866983
    rolled 23 = 23

    Fucking dice gods that was supposed to be a 100
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:01 No.18866991
    Sir yes sir.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:02 No.18866992
    rolled 13 = 13

    You wound me sir.
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)03:03 No.18866999
    rolled 50 = 50

    no worse than your bad rolls wound us, sir.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:04 No.18867005
    rolled 86 = 86

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:05 No.18867016
    at least you've seen the error in your ways, turn off the dice I beg you
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:06 No.18867019

    here you go guys, i hope some one will post the link on every thread, maybe udz? hes here every-time right? .

    i left the poll on open dates, you guys decide when to stop voting.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:07 No.18867028
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:09 No.18867044
    The more you roll, the greater the statistical likelihood of you rolling a nat 1.
    Why do you want to sabotage our attempts to troll Trude?
    Are you a Trudefag?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:09 No.18867049

    forgot to click on my post, lol
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:11 No.18867061
    rolled 29 = 29

    Nope, I just can't, i have had my dice on for like a week straight. I'm in too deep.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:11 No.18867067
    Come all TG fags! Join our TeamSpeak!


    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:11 No.18867069
    rolled 2 = 2

    This sounds good, go with it and hope she didn't about what Melmo would be teaching our class about.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:12 No.18867073
    rolled 48 = 48

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:12 No.18867077
    Then how about not posting until LG has taken our good rolls and made with the trolling

    Would not like you much if the next one was a 1 that fucked up all this anticipated trolling
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:12 No.18867078

    >that tsundere answer

    lookout can do it, saw him -cough- fail -cough- alot on the archives
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:13 No.18867080
    You've done bad and you should feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:13 No.18867082
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    That's what.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:13 No.18867083
    >almost an auto-crit-fail that would make all of our efforts useless.
    See, this is what I was talking about.
    Do you WANT us to not be able to troll Trude?
    Do you want her to not have her jimmies rustled?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:14 No.18867090
    Okay... No more dice for me, way to close to a crit failure.
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)03:16 No.18867099
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    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:17 No.18867104
    rolled 62 = 62

    See Below:


    I roll well when i wanna.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:18 No.18867112
    So what was this, then?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:19 No.18867121
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    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:20 No.18867126
    rolled 8 = 8

    The dice gods and me have a interesting relationship.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:20 No.18867128
    AAAAAND shitspammers. Wonderful.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:21 No.18867135
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    Gulp gulp gulp gulp
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)03:21 No.18867137
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    You glomp on to her, causing her to almost fall off her chair.
    "Mommy?!" she says as her hands make grabbing motions in the air.
    "Mommy Trude! Me an' Hans were playing in Daddy's lab an' then there was this light an' then WHOOOS!" Erica tells her.
    "Daddy? Lab?" Trude asks finally giving in and hugging the two of you.
    "Daddy Yate!" you tell her.
    "Hayate?!" She asks as she continues to tighten her hug.
    "Your daddy is Hayate?!" She asks.
    "Yep!" the two of you answer together.
    "And I'm your Mommy?" she continues to ask.
    "My Mommy-mommy is Mommy Ecka!" Erica tells her.
    "Hans' Mommy-mommy is you though, Mommy Trude!"
    "WHA?!" she's confused and almost overwhelmed by all of this.
    "Your hair is different Mommy Trude. You don't do ponytails anymore don't you?" Erica asks her.
    "what do you mean?"
    "You showed us old pictures, an' you said you didnt do ponytails aftah daddy made you mommy." She continues.
    "Wait... Wait..." she's beginning to overload on the information.
    "Yeah! You said it was sooooooo romaaantik."
    "...!" Trude ends up as a blubbering, blushing, confused lump.

    'okay teleport now!' Erica tells you as she lets out another flash of blue light from her hat.

    The two of you jump out into the corridor.
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)03:21 No.18867138
    rolled 58 = 58

    nothing all that complicated about mutual hatred.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:21 No.18867139

    so.... who let the mule in?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:22 No.18867146
    Horray for 4chanX and hiding posts.

    Sure, it'll still be a pain in the archives, but meh.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:22 No.18867148
    rolled 44 = 44

    Shhh if you are really quiet they will lose interest and go somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:23 No.18867157
    Oh my god it has to be fattening. To Perrine!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:24 No.18867164
    Or they get dropped into the juicer.

    >LG having cloudflare issues.
    Dat feel.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:24 No.18867166
    Ok, Grampa Mike next. We're going to have to sell this one pretty well.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:25 No.18867177
    rolled 23 = 23

    Cloudfare has actually acted up on me for the first time a while ago too.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:25 No.18867178
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:28 No.18867199
    I think I discovered how LG feasts on our tears.

    This is just delicious. I can't wait to see Trude's reaction when she meets us as normal again. We'll play dumb and she'll just be hiding her face the entire time.

    "Miss Trude? Is something wrong?"

    "AH! No! Nothing is wrong!"

    "You seem a little upset. Can I help with anything?"

    "No, I'm fine. I'm fine, totally fine. Nothing going on here, nothing at all..."

    "...Well, I'll be off then. Just know that I'll be here if you need me."

    And then she scurries off before we say anything else.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:29 No.18867204
    its so going to be a very very very bad idea to troll perrine...

    froggy: "so your the inside of me now......i.....im so happy you look healthy...."
    erica: "what?"
    You: "huh?"

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:30 No.18867216
    Yes this will take all of our cunning.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:32 No.18867230
    But it will be so much fun

    Bad ideas always are
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)03:32 No.18867231
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    'Arent we going to go back and explain everything to her?' you ask Erica as you again go invisible.
    'NOPE. We let her stew some more. It'll be more fun that way.' she answers.
    'Noooow... Who do we do next...? AH! I KNOW!' she exclaims.
    She pulls you deeper into the building.

    **Rollem 1d3**
    >cloudflare is being a dick.
    >503 Errors everywhere
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)03:32 No.18867239
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:33 No.18867243

    would be better if LG himself posted it on his twitter account...

    but i guess that is asking too much.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:33 No.18867248
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:33 No.18867249
    rolled 1 = 1

    Woo! let the ride continue
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)03:33 No.18867250
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:33 No.18867251
    rolled 3 = 3

    I'm looking forward to the potential fallout just as much as the actual trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:33 No.18867252
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:34 No.18867254
    rolled 1 = 1

    Let's see who we get now.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:35 No.18867258

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:35 No.18867260
    rolled 3 = 3



    we can try keima, we will say he turn to a she permanently sometime in the future
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:35 No.18867261
    It's official: Dice hate 2s.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:35 No.18867262
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    I wonder how people would react if LG pulled an AnoHana...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:35 No.18867263
    Rolled a 3.14159 = 3.14159

    Why even bother saying x = x if x will always equal x? Why not just say X and be done with it?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:35 No.18867264
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:35 No.18867267
    rolled 23 = 23


    >try actually rolling the dice R-TARD
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:37 No.18867276
    rolled 3 = 3

    Round and round and round we go

    Hoping we run into the drunken pirate witch next
    Calling her mommy or aunty would be priceless

    Leaning more towards mommy because I would love to see her reaction and we do have black hair right now
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:37 No.18867278

    Fuck you faggot. My point still stands. Stupid script is stupid. Why say x=x? Why not just say x?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:37 No.18867279

    "wow mommy was really a boy back then huh?"
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    Oh snap! I'm sorry, bru. There seems to have been a misunderstanding. I was calling myself retarded for entering the dice command incorrectly.

    Forgive the confusion.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:39 No.18867289
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    I'm not sure how I feel about this sexually, but it's funny as hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:40 No.18867295
    I approve of this course of action, provided that we WINK KNOWINGLY to revel in our success.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:41 No.18867300
    Because 2dX give A, B = C
    1dx+5 gives x+5=(x+5)
    It's just the way the script works. We just usually use 1 die at a time
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:42 No.18867306


    "i have to cut down on alcohol...."
    you felt the gift given by 'your children' in your pocket
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:43 No.18867313
    rolled 57 = 57

    For when you roll more then one die and the total is needed.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/26/12(Thu)03:44 No.18867318
    rolled 3 = 3

    Delicous trolling!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:44 No.18867321
    >call Sakamoto "mommy"
    >she looks at us for a moment
    >"No no, you see, I'M daddy, Hayate is mommy. Looks like I finally made him my wife after all! Hahahahaha!"
    >we make a hasty exit
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:45 No.18867326
    Keima would be awesome and funny as hell..... If he hadn't JUST gotten out of the same exact class as we did.

    He's running around as ShotaKeima right now, probably just went back to his games.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:47 No.18867339

    fuck forgot about that.

    oh well there goes one set of lols to the window
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:48 No.18867350
    Elsie is probably happy as can be.

    They're finally playing a real game of firetruck.

    But she still blushes when it pulls up to the stoplight.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)03:49 No.18867358
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    >1 Mike
    >2 Kyon
    >3 Mio

    She drags you into another office.
    There you find Sakamoto sleeping behind a desk absolutely buried in paperwork and bottles of sake.

    'Tsk! she's asleep. No need for the big entrance then.' she tells you as you drop the invisibility.

    The two of you walk up to her and poke her.
    *poke* *poke* *poke*

    "WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!" She says as she wakes up and draws her sword in an instant.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:50 No.18867362
    rolled 57 = 57

    Mommy is scary!!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:51 No.18867365
    rolled 88 = 88

    Waa! Mamma Mio is scary!
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:51 No.18867370
    rolled 45 = 45

    We're gonna die right?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:51 No.18867371
    rolled 67 = 67

    "Wah! Mommy!"
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)03:51 No.18867372
    rolled 91 = 91

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:51 No.18867373
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/26/12(Thu)03:51 No.18867375
    rolled 40 = 40

    "Good morning father!"
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)03:52 No.18867380
    rolled 99 = 99

    Oh dice gods you so silly.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:52 No.18867382
    rolled 33 = 33

    This is too hilarious to let pass by with such a low roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:52 No.18867383
    Okay, that's good enough!
    Let's not screw this up by rolling unnecessarily.
    Don't jeopardize the trolling!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:52 No.18867384
    Sometime in the future, we need to come back in time, take the BLUE pill, then wait till our younger selves leave and walk into Trude's office.

    "Miss... Barkhorn *yes that's right it's still Barkhorn* did you happen to see two young children around here?"

    "I... you... but... but but but but HOW! WHEN! US? WHAT!?"

    "I'm sorry love but, whoops, I've said too much. Good-day!"

    And then Trude is hopelessly confused about everything. Until we fess up and then we're dodging I-beams.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:53 No.18867392
    Good roll, comrade Fitz.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:54 No.18867395
    I DARE! MOTHER! PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED!(Need our belt blade out and ready)
    Say something like we could never beat her in training so we used Hayates watch to go back in time and try and beat a younger her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:54 No.18867399
    Write that down it's perfect.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)03:55 No.18867407
    Or we wait until she is in the family and then Erica springs it

    I would love to see the result of that
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:02 No.18867454

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:02 No.18867457
    As funny as this is, we're probably driving the Doctor bonkers right now.

    "Does that kid have no idea how many expectations he's changing! Self-fulfilling prophecies are VERY REAL!"

    "Well, if he came here to land as many girls as he could, he's doing a good job of it."
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)04:03 No.18867464
    rolled 17 = 17

    In that case we visit all the girls we wish to swag.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:05 No.18867477
    Alright, I'm off to bed.

    Troll the ever-loving fuck out of these girls.

    I think that Hina's reaction was possibly the best. So much deredere.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:06 No.18867481

    no, the perrine trolling will stop if that is true.

    i say.... 3 months real life time, further would be a good time to start
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:07 No.18867492
    hey lg what would happen if froggy took an ageing pill while pregnant.....just wondering
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:08 No.18867503
    She would be an older, pregnant Perrine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)04:15 No.18867538
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    'Okay. Tears. Now!' Erica commands you.
    You bawl on command.
    "Mommi-Mio is a meany!" Erica says as she continues poking Mio. "You made Hiro cry!"

    "What..?" she says as she puts her blade down. "Excuse me children, but who exactly are you?"

    "You're weird today Mommy-Mio. I'm Ella!" Erica answers not missing a beat.
    "*sniff* I'm *sniff* Hiro" You add.

    "Why do you keep calling me Mommy?"
    the blade drops to the floor.
    "Cuz you're Mommy-Mio!" Erica answers wit ha grin.
    "...?" Mio, for the first time in a long while, was speechless.
    "You see, me an' Hiro were playin in Daddy's lab an then WOOOSH! we were here an we were looking for daddy or one of our mommies. An then we found you sleeping!"
    "... Daddy?" she asks studying her blue hair.
    "Yep. Daddy Yate!" she answers.
    "And.. I'm your mommy?"
    "You're Hiro's mommy-mommy. My mommy-mommy is mommy Ecka." Erica answers
    You continue to sob through all this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)04:17 No.18867558
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    Mio turns to you and pulls you into her lap.
    "Come here little one." she says.
    "Mommy is sorry for scaring you." she adds a nice warm hug to this.
    "*sniff* Mooommyyyy.." you say in her bossom
    "There, there.." She then turns back to Ella/Erica
    "Tell me, what did you find in daddy's lab?"
    "This funny box. Daddy called it his Tie-Machine. We didn't see any ties inside though."
    "A time machine? I must tell my dear wife to keep those things secured better. It won't do to have our children lost in time." she says softly.
    "Tell me dear Hiro, Do you love mommy?" she asks you.
    "Yes! I love you mommy!" you answer with a smile.
    "And I love you too..." Her hug tightens.

    Erica doesn not like how things are developing, she takes your hand and mentillates,
    'Okay. Enough hugging. Teleport us out of here.'
    'But I like it here..." You tell her
    'NOPE.' she takes out her portkey and has her hat flash again.

    Mio is surprised when the two children disappear in a flash of blue light.
    "Sooo... I really did make him my wife.." She muses as she reaches under her desk for a bottle she was saving for a special occassion.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:18 No.18867576
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)04:19 No.18867583
    you realize once trude and mio both figure out what's going on, they're going to murder us, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:19 No.18867585
    >Erica doesn not like how things are developing
    And the greatest part about this is, this was all her idea, so we're completely blameless when we swag Trude and Mio.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:20 No.18867591
    Trude will murder us

    Mio will find it hilarious and redouble her efforts to make us her wife
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:20 No.18867592
    Yeah, we're pretty much fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:20 No.18867594
    You realize she's probably going to have that kid with us now, whether we like it or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:20 No.18867596
    Ok, we're going to have to come up with a damn good cover story for this, if we let them all think it was real it'll play right into our hands.

    We'll recruit Ursula who'll confirm that after the team battle we went straight home and spent our time running around, playing on the beach and breaking stuff.

    For now, hit up Granpa Mike, we're going to have to actually teleport in rather than just sneak in invisible, he will smell us coming a mile away if we try to walk. He'll be the hardest to fool but we might be able to pull it off.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:21 No.18867600
    Huzzah! And thus the Harem grows!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:21 No.18867601
    Indeed. She seems to like the idea of having a son.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:22 No.18867605
    Teleporting might be a problem. He might have one of those anti-teleportation fields set up around his office, like he did with the classroom.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:23 No.18867608
    Erica ported us back into the house though.
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)04:24 No.18867612
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    and this is who that son is going to become.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:26 No.18867625
    I'm aware, but we can't just walk up to his office invisible, he'll smell us or otherwise detect us, we'll be in better luck if he's in his house, we can play as curious kids who god lost and confused. Then we weep into his soothing gorilla fur.

    If he's in his office proper we can't pull the fake time teleport in, we'll either have to bust in normally as crying kids, try porting in, or stop time, walk in and then do our crying kid act.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:26 No.18867627
    i actually meant a younger pill but that raises a good question if she took an older pill wouldn't the baby be affected too so you would have a 5-10 year old child in her right?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:26 No.18867631
    Yeah, let's just wait out the rest of the time in our home by doing the reading we were meaning to do and let what happened sink in for both Trude and Sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:28 No.18867643
    He'll still smell us though.
    He'll know it's us the minute we're in scenting distance
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:28 No.18867644
    And miss out on this goldmine for monkey business? How could we, we haven't even gotten Perrine or the idols or any of the others.

    But if Ursula is home we should have her back up our story that we've been home the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:28 No.18867645
    We still need to troll Perrine, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:30 No.18867660
    >He'll still smell us though.
    This anon has a point.
    No matter how good the disguise, we still smell like ourselves. He'll be able to tell that we're actually Hayate.

    As much as I want to troll Mike, I think we have to admit defeat here.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:30 No.18867662
    Wait, we're going to be Franklin's father?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:31 No.18867669
    If we pull a time stop, teleport or anything else he won't notice us coming

    And believe it or not the smell isn't a big "this is hayate" sign but it is the smell he associates with us the most, the smell that can be from our kids as well

    But yeah no cutting this short, get the girls to back our story up if we can but we are hitting Froggy, mike and the idols bare minimum before we go home
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:33 No.18867680
    Telling apart a guy from his kids from scent might be a bit tough, but we could scent ourself some, get some serious chocolate and other kid like smells going to throw him off. It'll smell like us but as a kid, which'll be believable.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:34 No.18867688
    Our biggest hurdle is him knowing Melmo and her candies

    We can pull it off but it will be hard
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)04:36 No.18867698
    rolled 83 = 83

    Well im out, ill leave you guys with this roll though.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)04:36 No.18867699
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    You appear in front of the house, Erica still holding your hand.
    "getting too comfy with Mio back there weren't you?" She asks
    "Hey. It was your plan. And she does give nice hugs." You tell her.
    "Yeah.. Yeah.. Anyway, you are so screwed next time she sees you in your normal age. She didn't look to opposed to having a kid with you."
    She smirks. "You gonna get raped."
    "... fuck." you can only say.

    At that same moment Hina was browsing through a couple of Baby-Name books in the Library.
    Trude is still a blubbering mess in her office.
    "I.. He...? We...? Hans? Whaaat..?"
    Mio is calmly drinking in hers.
    "A son huh? I wonder how it would be like to have one with him."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:36 No.18867700
    We're going to get Ursula in on this and if he checks with her if we're with her she can say that we were tired after the simulation and are taking a nap, she'll tell him how adorable we are.

    The only problem I can currently think of after we cover us smelling the same by adding more kid smells in is him smelling the hair spray, we might have to ditch that for mike.
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)04:39 No.18867712
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:39 No.18867713

    very bad idea

    so we will probably do it.
    we already got reverse trolled
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)04:40 No.18867720
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    New thread at 07:00 4chan time
    >my way of giving back for the slow posting today and yesterday's early cut-off
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:40 No.18867723
    Are we going to troll Ursula next?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:41 No.18867729

    we just awakened their mother instincts, which is arguably the god among god tier of love
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:42 No.18867731
    See you then, LG!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:42 No.18867732
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    >Tadpole in japanese
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:42 No.18867734
    Pretty sure Mike would know about Melmo and probably that we had a class with her and Erica would be completely against messing with Froggy with the Kid from the future thing cause it would encourage her and get her to try and get in the group or worse take us for herself somehow.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:43 No.18867737

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:43 No.18867741
    >0700 thread

    >Translates to TADPOLE
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:45 No.18867749

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:46 No.18867754
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    Varying degrees of want

    I just know this will end badly.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:49 No.18867769
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:50 No.18867782
    Another reason trolling Mike like this wouldn't work:
    He's seen it before. He knows the melmo-candy rigmarole, and he's probably seen people pull this particular trolling routine before.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:55 No.18867807
    He also knows we're going to have time travel and acquire a large number of wives. We'll have to plan it carefully and try to account for all the contingencies we can, but it is doable if we put some effort into it.

    We need Ursula to cover for us, so if he calls her to ask where we are she'll "confirm" that we're at home, we'll need to get close to him with a time-stop to make it so he can't smell us coming down the hallway invisible, we'll have to cover up our normal smell and try to smell more kid like just in case, and we'll have to lie our asses off.

    As long as Ursula is able to confirm, perhaps with faked video evidence, that we're at home taking a nap together, he might just believe it, though it happening on the same day as the Melmo candy being handed out will make him much harder to convince.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:57 No.18867820
    It will be harder but it isn't outright impossible

    We will need to leave kraus behind for it though, he will know to check for our device
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)04:59 No.18867835
    Agreed, we can keep the watch, it won't show up on device scans, and we'll need it for getting close while not showing on his smell radar. The blue flashy time explosion might have to be dropped.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)05:08 No.18867884
    Not necessarily dropped but changed a bit or toned down.

    He would know more about the general mechanics of time travel than we do
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)05:57 No.18868119
    we MUST troll keima.
    Maybe something like: you told us you were a guy before... but it's really true !
    He. Will. Go. Insane.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)06:01 No.18868147
    We would but he was in class with us

    He knows what happened so this isn't viable

    Now if we wait a week or two and do it once we have our own version of the candies it will be perfect
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)06:42 No.18868353
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    We still don't know how he took to having a target drawn on him by us.

    Also, what if he took the blue pill instead?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)07:11 No.18868440
    Mine's got rocks in it

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