rolled 38 = 38

Shit yeah!

>>18836056
"Good sir knight, I am Hayate - Shogun of the Ramengumi, and I need only know if you have seen this man."

Now if we could just get across that bri-

NONE SHALL PASS

rolled 55 = 55

>>18836056
What?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

>>18836056
YOU WILL SUFFER ME!

>>18836056
"Are we going to have to go though the whole cutting off your bits routine?"

>>18836098
im talking about my charts

rolled 2 = 2

>>18836056
Ask if he has a series of useless side-quests we must do before being allowed to pass.

We're a bard. Cast Suggestion.

Punch him right in the codpiece.

>WAT DO?

the answer is obvious.
Crazy Ivan

seriously though, ask Gai if he wants to handle this one.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18836131
Just like i said yesterday i am quoting the movie.

and in after fritz

>"He's doing it again huh?" Kyon asks the Director. "To a degree.." She answers. "Should I call him in later?" He asks. "Yes. Do so."
We should really ask Nagato about our taming ability.

>>18836056
We are very limited on time now.

Simply go down further downstream and cross there.

If no way is possible, have Erica shoot the knight.

>>18836056
WE DO NOT KNOW IF WE WANT TO PASS GOOD SIR. TELL US IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS MAN.

>>18836056
Subject the Knight to the Might of the +5 GOLDEN MACE OF INSTANT WINNING!

>>18836185
We were scheduled to head down to R&D to see about it, I voted that lain was either part of their team or the head of data manipulation

>>18836056
I am seeking a man who may have passed this way bridge keeper, I would know if you had seen him

YES! Monty Python strikes again! Ask him his name.

>>18836056
Go around, he's guarding a small bridge on a small stream.

Go about 30 feet down river, walk across, continue on our way. We won't even get our shoes wet.

>>18836223
We still have about 2/3 of a day to track down the last target
We can deal with this fool if it is quick and could lead us to our objective

>>18836139
Im all for this.

>>18836285
Don't be ridiculous, there's a perfectly good bridge right here.

>>18836315
>2/3
>We started at 7AM
>it's been hours since then
We've got half of a day left. And half of that with sunlight. There's no lights out here in the forest, when night falls we're going to be fucked.

This towering black figure stands stalwartly in your way.
The small brook bubbling beneath his feet.
You take a step closer.
"I have no quarrel with you sir Knight, But we must find the Black Wolves" You say.
"Then, you shall die." He responds
"I command you, as Shogun of the Ramen-Gumi to stand aside!" you exclaim
"I MOVE FOR NO MAN." he replies through his helm.

[ ]SO BE IT
[ ]screw this
[ ]other

>>18836409
[x]Screw this.

>>18836409
SO BE IT!
WE ARE THE KING OF THE BITCHES, SO LET US FIGHT!

>>18836409
[x]SO BE IT
run him through with the rapier.

>>18836409
[x]screw this
Have Erica shoot him.

>>18836409
>>18836424
Also the line about chopping his bits off.

>>18836409
[x] SO BE IT

Anyone else find it weird that they are questioning simulated agents?
As if they had new information?
AS IF THIS WERE REALLY HAPPENING!!

Paranoia powers activate!

[x] SO BE IT
I unzip my pants.

>>18836460
The couches are actually teleporters?
But the whole class has the same mission.
Did they get sent to alternate versions of the reality we are in, once with very minor differences?

If this is real, can we teleport back in with Naru?

>>18836460
it's what would happen if this were a real assignment. the Dude probably just has a script of 'they caught this agent this early, they get this much info from him'

>>18836503
Wouldn't surprise me.

>>18836460
Or, you know, they could be simulating the interrogations since that's what would happen in an actual field op.

rolled 40 = 40

[X]screw this

"So be it." You say as you draw your sword

He lunges at you, his movements awkward and stiff.
You parry his sword and stab at his arm.
You hear a snap and his left arm comes off at the shoulder.
There's no blood though, and the limb hits the ground with a hollow thud.
It was a prosthesis.
"Now stand aside, worthy adversary." you tell him, offering him a chance to surrender.
"Tis but a scratch." he answers cockily.
"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Then what's that then?" you ask as you point to the limb on the forest floor.
He looks at it and simply says "I've had worse."
"You liar!"
"Come on you pansy!" He attacks again

**ROLLEM**

rolled 44 = 44

>>18836682
Let's just skip straight to hitting him in the head.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18836682
Rollan

rolled 13 = 13

>>18836682
This will be hilarious.

>>18836698
Nice, the times I've rolled for something in this quest have all been high.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18836682
show him who's the silliest.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18836717
i like it

rolled 88 = 88

>>18836682
Comeon 100, we need you now

>bwhaha summoning of the nat 1 complete.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18836682
KICK HIM IN THE BALLS, THE BEST MANUEVER.

rolled 11 = 11

Pick up his severed limb and beat him with it.

When his other arm inevitably falls off, dual-wield it.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18836855
Indeed?

rolled 76 = 76

>>18836866
'Stop hitting yourself'

rolled 64 = 64

>>18836866
I remember this one game where you could actually use your severed arm as a weapon, it was pretty metal.

>>18836698
His foam and wood sword flashes in the sunlight as he attacks.
You side step his clumsy movements easily and jab his right arm with your blade.
It too falls off. Another prosthesis.
"Victory is mine!"
You turn your back to him and start to call out to your team.
The black knight begins kicking you in the shins.
"Come on then! Have at you!" he continues to challenge you.
"What?! You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine!"
"Oh had enough then?" he mocks you.
"Look you stupid bastard, you have no arms left!"
"Just a flesh wound." he continues to kick you.
"Look stop that!"
"Chickeeen!"
You are fed up with this lunatic, you stab him in the right thigh, hoping a real wound would bring him back to his senses.
*POP* his leg comes off, It's another fucking prosthesis.
"Right... I'LL DO YOU FOR THAT!" He exclaims at the loss of another limb.
"You'll what?!"
"C'mere!" he says as he hops around on one remaining leg.
"What are you gonna do? Spit on me?"
"IM INVINSIBLE!" he attempts to head butt you.
"You're a looney."
"THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS! Have at you!"

You slash at his last remaining leg, guessing correctly that it too was a prosthesis.
Straps get cut and he ends up on the ground limbless.
'The guy is a fucking quadruple amputee, and he spends his time trying to fight people in a forest.
Fucking Cons.' You think to your self.

"Come on guys." you call to your team.
Bob and bill have found coconuts shells and are clapping them together as you walk across the bridge and away from the Black Knight.

"Oh.. Running away eh?"
"Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"
The knight continues to yell threats and challenges until you can hear him no more.

>>18836946
Heh, now to see if the fire is from the wolves camp.

>>18836946
LG, i hath been slain by thou humor.

rolled 68 = 68

>>18836946
LG I'm not gonna lie, at the coconut part i came.

>>18836946
..You do have to give him mad points for being able to actually pull off the Black Knight routine. Play to his strengths. I mean, there's not many characters a quad amputee can do.

Anyone asks what happened to the Black Knight say "Well, I went to challenge him, but he just fell to pieces at the thought. His argument needed a hand or two, since it didn't have a leg to stand on."

>>18836946
I feel we should at least give him one of his arms back. Maybe send Bill back to do it.

You walk on, the clip-cloping of the coconut shells getting quite annoying.
"Bob, Bill, I know you like doing that, but could you please stop. It's giving away our location." You tell them.
"O-ofcourse Boss." Bob says as he and Bill put away the coconuts.

In a few minutes time you reach a small clearing about 5 meters in diameter.
In the middle is a dying fire from which you say the smoke earlier.
There's noone there though.
No shelters, no tents, no signs of people.
Just a dying fire in the middle of the forest.

As you try and think of what to do next with this unexpected dead-end, you hear movement in the trees around you.

"ATTACK! BURN THE WOMEN, RAPE THEIR SUPPLIES!"
You have walked into a bandit ambush.

WAT DO?

>>18836946
>didn't do the "Alright, we'll call it a draw"
but that's the best part
/whine

rolled 97 = 97

>>18837095
throw a pizza and a scooter at them.

>>18837095
/perform check.

We are a bard, we could diplomacy a Terrasque to our side.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18837095
Welp, time to have guy Rider Kick the leading one into the rest, then have Erica spray them with bullets laughing the whole time.

>>18837095
For fucks sake, how many neckbeards are we gonna have to put unconscious before we find someone who's willing to talk.

Have at them, but leave one awake to interrogate.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18837095
Beat them up, take them prisoner, have Erica torture them for information.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18837095
Play them the song of our Hayate. You know the one.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18837120
Wow what is up with your dice?

>>18837095
"This is my one warning. Stop now of I will beat you all mercilessly. I've been having a bad few days and your all providing me with the perfect opportunity to work my aggression out."
Then draw the mace.

>>18837154
or**

>>18837153
not gonna speak my secret out loud.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18837125
For the music and diplomacy check

>>18837095
Play them the song of our people, while our people beat the shit out of them.

>>18837125
This

rolled 100 = 100

>>18837125
Alright, changing over to this since my little plan isn't getting support.

>>18837238
And it seems the dice gods are pleased by my choice.

>>18837238
LG for the love of god just accept this roll.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18837238
Dude...
Someone give this man a cookie.

>>18837238
Did you just hat us a tarrasque?

>>18837264
At the very least if the role is used we just got ourself a band of bandits to follow our commands.

>>18837238
>play song of people
>crit wins
>these people join us and follow us into the real world
and we have proven to be king of kings.

You know the music may not work, right?
Or worse, it does, but it violates the NO MAJAIK restriction, because Hayate's weaponized music is majaik based.

>>18837294
God no, we don't need any damn neckbeards following us about. Unless we use them as Sino treats for Ted

>>18837264
not just any terrasque, the emperasque.

>>18837311
We never did find out how much of it is mansion and it isn't failure since we have our majaik blocked for this exercise

>>18837311
the problem is right now we can`t use magic to begin with, our abilities got turned off, remember?

>>18837311
Luckly we have PTSD on our side.

NEVER DOUBT THE BACKSTORY OF DOOM.

>>18837332
Fucking autocorrect majaik not mansion

rolled 73 = 73

>>18837311
We can't get blamed for a thing we didn't do. It's pure skill, not majaik.

>>18837311
Well, we don't know for sure if it's actual unconscious MAJAIK use or just being THAT good, and Hayate has absolutely no clue that it could be so he could get away with it being ignorance.

>>18837332
>>18837341
>majaik turned off
Really? Because I interpreted it as we're still able to use them but they're an auto-fail if we do.
Wouldn't be much good of an auto-fail measure if we can't ever trigger it.

>>18837311
No it's not, it's pure emotion and pure memory.
The music we play is from our heart, naturally.

>>18837364
You saying it's so, doesn't make it so, unless LG confirms it.

>>18837311
Besides, if it was Majaik we would probably have had Mike call us out on it after we put Sakura into a depression and cause more than half the students to be late from crying.

>>18837360
He said clearly it is no majaik and we only had devices as a communications and passive scanning tool for here

It is meant to simulate what could happen if we were deployed where the bureau will have to cut off our powers

There never was an instant fail mentioned

>>18837238
"Wait, I'm sure we can all discuss this in a civil manner..." you say as you duck under a truncheon being swung around by a very greasy teenager.
"Let... Me... Play..." you continue ducking
"You... The.. Song... Of.. My... People!"

Around you, absolute mayhem has erupted.
A bout a dozen bandits have attacked your group, and they don't seem like the talkative type.

As you duck and trip your adversary, sending him sprawling on the ground, you whip out your lute and strike a few chords.

>>18837380
Not really interpretation, nowhere in our character sheet does it say battle music.

And seeing as it said nowhere that we expend our magic while playing I'm basing my assumptions off that.

so just a random thought: how strong would hayate be at full power anyways? because he does still have the black hole eating his magicks....

kind of a scary thought to be honest.

>>18837402
MUSAK!

>>18837412
No clue, probably about a quarter or less stronger, though it has been a good thing for him, his MAJAIK regen has been increasing, it's already quite a bit above the norm.

>>18837412
LG did you say A-tan is taking a large amount of our power?

>>18837386
Not necessarily, there is lots of majaik going on in the bureau daily he probably didn't even notice it

On that note I wonder where the tutors live? In their offices or if they have proper houses or rooms on campus

>>18837433
it's the girls. the more there are that give us love, the less the drain is.

And we have like uhhh 8 that want us now.

>>18837443
Mike lives on his farm.
No idea about the others

>>18837454
No, each time there was a spike of majaik drain, it was related to A-tan and the Canon version of Hayate.

>the song of our people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdyo8hOgsLM

>>18837443
Well there are residences inside the admin building, im guessing there, but im betting most of them have houses like Mike.

>>18837454
Women are like Voltron: the more you can hook up, the better it gets.

>>18837469
>Song of our people
>not Queen
etestru the
Question is, which song?

>>18837468
yes, and it's gotten less frequent when we had more girls with us.

remember our very low majaik reserves in the very first thread? we used 1 tealaser and a few minutes of flying, then we conked out for 2 days.

>>18837485
Are we gonna up[grade to Dairuger15 soon
[vehicle voltron]

>>18837526
No.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18837488
The song of our life before we got recruited by the Bureau: You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1BGyegjiT8

It's a song of hopelessness and being dragged back into Hell no matter how hard you try to get out.

If these bandits don't fall down from sudden onset depression, we can safely know they have no souls.

>>18837488
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kCCLwEga8
I would like to hear a lute cover of this... does that exist?

>>18837518
I thought it was we have the same amount of suck, but the reserve has evolved to the point it's so outrageously huge that it doesn't matter.

How about we play a more area appropriate song that'll recruit them and any who listen to our cause?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mANx3L-N0yU

Everyone stops at this weird spectacle of a man playing in the \middle of battle.
"LISTEN TO MY SONG!" you say as you strum the intro to a random tune.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" the guy you tripped decides to try and bite your leg.
Mayhem breaks out again.

Failing musical diplomacy, you switch to musical combat.

The lute made am effective club, the heft of the body and the solid neck proving to be quite the weapon.

*KABONG!* You take out the guy by your feet.
Erica takes out her gun and begins to shoot wildly into the crowd, hitting friend and foe alike.
Hina Naru gai and the Ninjas duck for cover as Erica's barrage fills the air with pain.

"Retreat!" One of the bandits call out.
They quickly run into the woods, leaving the guy you lute'd behind.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>18837531
I like vehicle Voltron. :<

you could have the girls in 3 groups of 5.
Tsundere team
Quiet team
Team Erica

>>18837518
It's not that the suck has lessened. It's that Hayate's majaik regeneration has gotten so much faster in response to his now-constant usage.
Also, the Doctor said that the rate of suck had increased to compensate for the increased majaik regeneration.

>>18837590
Either the song didn't work because these are constructs and not real, or because the majaik portion of the music was turned off along with Kraus' other majaikal abilities.

>>18837590
head back for the tower.

>>18837590
Welp, time for an interrogation.

>>18837590
So our music is magic then.

Good to know.

Ask the guy where the Black Wolves at

>>18837541
If you can find someone playing it on a tenor mandola or irish bouzouki, it should be pretty close. A regular mandolin mightn't be too far off base, just higher pitched (and of course the 2 string courses, but that just results in a more full sound).

>>18837590

>Tsundere team
Perrinne
Hina
Keima
Iori
Trude

>Quiet team
Ursula
Yuki
Nagato
Nanoha


>Team Erica
Erica
Mami
Ami
Miki
Sakabroto

>>18837621
Or it could be that we suck on the Lute and aren't able to get the feelings out properly?

>>18837590
Step on his chest and hold the lute to his temple.
"I'm looking for someone. Your going to tell me where he is. Otherwise I'll demonstrate my golf abilities to you and my friends here."

>>18837590
Slap him to wake him up, interrogation time.

>Voltron
Blame my nostalgia boner for the Lions, though you do make an excellent argument.

>>18837612
I blame the fact that it's a lute, not our stanard violin.

>>18837590
Tie up the guy, and set up camp to rest for a bit.
We'll question him here; the bandits are unlikely to strike again so soon.

>>18837634
Needs another on Quiet team.

Naru?

>>18837650
Probably.

>>18837659
Then there's also the Little Sister auxiliary; Sakura, Zucchini, and Illya

rolled 40 = 40

>>18837590
Have erica interrogate with her bat.

>>18837692
Most people seem to be in the "waiting for it to ripen" camp since the older version of her is instant boner tier

>>18837740
Doesn't mean she can't graduate from the Auxillary...

>>18837634
Trude is more team 'you gonna get raped' once we do the randosel + oneesan bit
Same for sakabroto except there is no real trigger just we are ducked when she decides she has had enough playing around

>>18837754
Adult Sakura isn't too bad either.

>>18837790
And yet... it just seems wrong.

What's that from, any way?

rolled 82 = 82

goddammit 100 degrees during the day, 85 at night, humid as fuck because of storms, ac is out and my place has no insulation.
At least i can get naked! (for science of course)

>>18837770
I can't wait for the oneesan bit.

>>18837801
Of course Fritz! For science.
Also we should see if we can hat real creatures the same way. For science.

>>18837808
We're going to have to work hard for that.
Seems that not even the Bureau has snowberry bushes in their greenhouses and gardens, so that means that it's going to be hard as hell to cultivate.
Then we have to come up with the right distillation and mixing process, and the right memories.
It's going to take a lot of effort and actually working for it.

>>18837833
Or just like, get some of the candies from Melmo

>>18837797
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/9754/
Apparently, the last page of a doujin, the rest of which is horrifying and loli.

>>18837590
See we need to organize into teams, especially when the rest of the Harem - err family - offically joins.

Oh hey look it's past midnight. Im 20 now, and I feel so damn old.

>>18837833
I still say we can get some to grow well with appropriate music.

>Interogate

Using some water from the canteens you brought with you, you awaken the unconcious bandit at your feet.

He tries to get up and flee but you have already bound his arms and legs with ducttape.

"Hey man. Not cool! Let me go!" he tells you.
"You know what's also not cool? Attacking us." you say coldly.
"Now I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions. I want decent answers or my girlfriend there," you point at Erica, now holding her purple pain pike. "will make life very very unpleasant for you."

He swallows nervously, "W-what do you need man?"
You take out K's picture, "Do you know this man? Where is he?"
He looks at it, "I don't know that fag man."
Erica takes a step towards him.
"I-I swear I d-don't know him." he says as he shakes like leaf.
"Very well, how about the Black Wolves?" Do you know where they are now?" You ask him, Erica waves her Penile Punisher around.


*ROLL FOR INFO*

>>18837846
Okay, how?
She's not exactly happy with us right now, what with seeing as how we've permanently inflicted status anomalies on a fellow trainee.
Also she's had to start drawing from her personal reserves of snowberries, so she's going to be very careful with them now.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18837874
Interrogation!

rolled 88 = 88

>>18837874
Rollan

rolled 44 = 44

>>18837874
I fucking love these dildo bat nicknames, LG.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18837874

rolled 57 = 57

>>18837874
rollin for infodump

rolled 71 = 71

>>18837874
Let's see if he's worth keeping alive.

rolled 92 = 92

>>18837874
Talk, or your orifices get it.

Erica's going to want a dildo bat when we get home, isn't she?

rolled 71 = 71

>>18837874
CAN'T STOP ME NOW, BITCHES. I'LL ROLL TILL I'M DEAD

>>18837884
We only did the one, and it's not OUR fault Shirou's too dumb to restrain himself from eating all the berries.

rolled 64 = 64

>>18837874
Thats right we get all the info

rolled 30 = 30

>>18837874
We get all the info

rolled 90 = 90

>>18837874
He's lying. Start to pull down his pants to show we mean business.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18837874
slap some shit for extra effectiveness

rolled 6 = 6

>>18837921

>>18837910
Fucking captcha said it didn't go through.

>>18837903
Yeah, she probably will. If nothing else, I imagine we should be able to get one from Slaanesh's.

>>18837903
Eh, I doubt it. As kinky as it is, there are more effective weapons.

>>18837884
We didn't cause her to run out of berries Shirou did, she doesn't mind what happened too much becase she and Ryuu did stupid things as trainees and Ryuu reminded her of the fact, she also has some on hand it is just she will run out sooner with a lesser supply and she has to be more soaring with them

>>18837833
We know no one has bothered not they can't, it may just be they are slow to grow and only melmo bothers with them because she is the only one who uses aging potions

>>18837985
Or possibly, it's a rather rare plant and nobody else knows they grow out there.
She has no reason to grow them, when she can pick from the branches. Nobody else knows they're out here.

>>18837985
Ryuu specifically said that they rarely survive in the wild, and even less so in cultivation.
So it IS going to be difficult.

>From what I know those things rarely survive in the wild, let alone under cultivation.

>>18837969
She will want one as a gag weapon
The idol twins pull out their hammers she pulls out her dildo bat

>>18838036
Oh fuck I lost it

rolled 66 = 66

>>18838036
Might at least be worth some shock value against more squeemish targets.

>>18838013
>>18838028
Yeah it will be difficult but there are probably a dozen people in the bureau who could do it just they have no need.

We won't get I easily short of getting a 100 but it will be possible

"T-they're by the lake! Just a few klicks to the northwest from here." He tells you.
"Are you telling the truth or are you setting us up for another trap?" You ask as you tug at his pants.
"I'ts the truth man! I SWEAR!" he says frantically.
"KEEP THAT THING AWAY PLEASE!"

"Okay, I'll believe you. But as insurance, I'm leaving you here tied up as you are. If the Wolves aren't there, We'll come back and you will see that Violet Violator fill your vacancies."
"I swear man, It's the truth." he says as he curls up into a fetal position.

You leave him behind in the clearing and march on in the direction he indicated.

**Give me a roll**
taking first one

rolled 5 = 5

>>18838077

rolled 48 = 48

>>18838036
Nah. She'd want a "Penetrator"

rolled 70 = 70

>>18838077
Someone's gonna roll low, aren't they.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18838083
Goddammit Lookout you sonofabitch!

>>18838083
>mfw

Lookout, plz stop rolling.


In other news: it looks like we're going to let Erica sodomize that bandit. Hope that doesn't factor in badly in our eval.

>>18838083
Lookout carrying the team as always.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18838083
Aww goddamit

rolled 77 = 77

>>18838124

>>18838083
welp, time for cake and sodomy.

>>18838168
Oh, NOW you roll the damn 77.

>>18838168
Really didn't think I could do worse than your roll...

rolled 29 = 29

>>18838187
you can try again if you like. there's still one number lower than 2...

>>18838196
We don't really want to see that number, though.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18838196
Welp, here's trying for that nat 1

Why have the dice abandoned us?

They used to be so kind.

We must have burned out our karma.

>>18838094
Is it wrong my first thought is "Get R&D on this for orgy-Thursdays."

>>18838246
Depends, do you feel disturbed that your mindset could be considered slaaneshi?

>>18838246
not if you are this man.

>>18838246
Yes. Yes it is.
Because they're still working on Amazoness' translation software and they don't need distractions.

>5

You walk through the deep woods, constantly checking a compass to make sure that you were going on the right heading.

after about an hour of walking, you find the trees beginning to thin out into plains.
Grass reaching your chest surrounds you, random trees dotting the sea of green.

In the distane to your right, you spot what might be water, but the hot sun burning overhead could also mean that it is nothing more than a mirage.

Somewhere to your left a lone kid is walking back and forth in the grass.

Right in front of you, almost hidden by the tall grass, you see the roof of a hut, smoke is coming out of it's chimney.

[ ]water
[ ]hut
[ ]kid

>>18838246
>Erica running rampant with dildo-gun
>Gai is covering his ass
>Kenji screaming about how we wouldn't listen
>Hina is all "W-well, if it's Erica I g-guess it's okay..."
>Perrine just closes her eyes and pretends its Hayate
>Ursual is enjoying it
>Ridiculously Convenient Store is making a killing on butt protectors
>The Doctor locked himself inside his tardis
>Mike is banging on the door to be let in

rolled 97 = 97

>>18838277
Haha let's go talk to the Pokemon LARPer.

Hut. The kid must be insane, or LARP-ing as some kind of desert monster. The water is likely a trap.

>>18838277
[x]hut

>>18838277
Let's go for the hut. Hope we don't look too threatening.

>>18838263
Yes.
>>18838265
It wouldn't be so hard to make a virtual waifu. Copy some of cleverbot's routines, maybe have an internet crawler to learn conversation topics... hmm...

rolled 94 = 94

>>18838277
[ ]hut

>>18838277
[x]hut

>>18838287
>Usula rigged an infinite ammo clip for it.
You mean.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18838277
[X]hut

That kid is a fucking Pokemon trainer, don't lock eyes with him.

>>18838287
>hayate goes into the fetal position having ptsd flashbacks.
i could see it.

>>18838277
[x] hut
I want to avoid another pokebattle.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18838287
You know i have a feeling she would aim for testicles too.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18838363
But the last one was so much fun!

>>18838372
Well we dont have Jackob.
We have Naru. In bunny ears no doubt.
Oh that maid outfit...
And that blush...
FUCK! She's coming with us now, it will be my new mission in life.

>>18838396
>falling in love with a simulation character

...this is going to create some problems for us.

>>18838396
>maid with bunny ears
>we have bunnymode

It's like we were made for each other.

>>18838369
>and hayate got the damn thing for her in the first place to appease the potato empress so he can keep naru.
i can see it.

>>18838452
We hatted her. The process puts her under our control and fills out their personality, making them a fully-fledged AI cohort.

She is, by the condition of most settings, a person.

>>18838481
That's the problem I mean, though.

She was just a character in artificial program before. One that theoretically exists concurrently in every Infinicon simulation currently running for the class. What happens when one breaks her programming? Do the rest? Is it just "our" iteration? Is there a base character who is still just a hollow artificial character with no sentience?

And more importantly: How do we get her out? And if we can't before the simulation ends, does she revert back to her original state before we can go back in and get her?

>>18838575
Probably the same way we were able to keep Lo...

>>18838575
Just "our" iteration.

She'll come out with us, just like Ted and Lo did. Once we hat an AI, they default to our control and the program can't terminate them anymore.

The Director doesn't like this very much. She's going to have a talk with us about it.

>>18838600
Less that she doesn't like it and more that she's slightly confused and interested in how we're doing it.

>>18838575
>What happens when one breaks her programming? Do the rest? Is it just "our" iteration?
Assuming basic Database useage, it would be only our iteration. If all simulations directly influnced eachother there would be chaos.
>Is there a base character who is still just a hollow artificial character with no sentience?
There is in the original copy, which is still in the system. However ours would have gained sentience.
>How do we get her out?
She could always piggyback on Kraus, and she's crafty enough to do it without him noticing no doubt.

Then once she has a chance she can freely possess anything - say a robot maid - she found suitable as a host via wifi/whatever the devices connect to.

>hut

You ignore the distant glimmer of water and the kid walking back and forth through the tall grass and head straight towards the hut.

It's a small wood and leaf structure, built in a dirt clearing in the middle of the grassy sea.
In a few cages around it, you see some hens and a rooster, tied up near the door was a small dog.

It barked as you approached, alerting the inhabitant.
"Who goes there? I must warn you, I am armed!" you hear a voice call out from inside the hut.

WAT SAY?

>>18838481
>puts her under our control and fills out their personality, making them a fully-fledged AI cohort.
We don't know that's the case if they were already intelligent. With Ted and Lo, they were baseline combat constructs, so there was nowhere to go but "up." Naru is already sentient, or a simulation there of, and we don't have an actual object to "bind" her to. We may be (Okay, probably are) unconsciously manipulating her code, instilling further loyalty, etc., but without a real focus object, I doubt we could actually "hat" something.

Currently, at least, with only unconscious application of our datawrangling.

>>18838575
>And more importantly: How do we get her out? And if we can't before the simulation ends, does she revert back to her original state before we can go back in and get her?
We don't need to worry about that, even if we can make an actual effort to pull her out with us. I figure she'll either catch a ride "in" Kraus, or The Dude will pull out her modified code package, which we'll then have to find a body for, as people aren't the same as animal familiars.

That doesn't sound quite right at the end, but I'm not sure how else to put it right now.

rolled 62 = 62

Wasn't it the director who took them out of the programs after we hacked them?

>>18838622
Also: What if she's an agent who was sent in to observe us in a more advanced simulation, using a chair in another room? >Creepy music here

>>18838639
Director Nagato did Ted, Mike did Lo. Because, I believe, Ted's base was the Director's construct, and Lo's was Mike's.

>>18838623
"I am Hayate, current Shogun to the Ramengumi, and these are my honorable companions, we seek assistance in finding a lost friend of ours. He was last seen around these parts and is presumably afraid."

rolled 46 = 46

>>18838623
"And if you wanted to attack you'd have done that first instead of warning us. So why don't we talk?"

rolled 25 = 25

>>18838671
That's what i mean though, she took the code and made physical manifestations after we hacked them.

>>18838623
Good for you, we're here to ask some questions, if we wanted to attack you your hut would be on fire. Have you seen this man?

>>18838623
"Just some travelers, wanting to talk. We mean you no harm. We're simply in search of a lost compatriot of ours."
Spread our hands wide to show that we aren't going for our weapons.

>>18838679
This is fine, if we leave out the "shogun" bit. It's just not necessary.

Though, I prefer >>18838697's words.

Anyway, I'm off, gotta get up early.

>>18838697
this. Go for the nice approach.

>>18838697
seconded

>>18838697
Putting my vote behind this as well.

"Just some travelers, wanting to talk. We mean you no harm. We're simply in search of a lost compatriot of ours."
A man comes out of the hut, hes dressed in old patched up robes.
A fake beard and mustache adorn his face, a pointy hat on his head.
"I am Hayate, my good sir, and these be my companions 6." you say as you introduce yourself,
"I am William the Wizard. For thirty years I have toiled till I unlocked the secrets of wizardry!"
"ASK ME WHAT YOU WILL. But again I must warn you, I am armed." He raises his arms to show you, the right one considerably larger than the left..

"Do you know of this man?" you ask as you show him the picture of K.


*rollem*
taking first one

rolled 34 = 34

>>18838909
Come on, let's get this simulation over with!

>>18838819
I'm putting my behind to that thread.

rolled 15 = 15

Rollan

>>18838909
>For thirty years I have toiled till I unlocked the secrets of wizardry!"
>He raises his arms to show you, the right one considerably larger than the left..
haha virgin jokes...

>>18838909
>thirty years
>wizardry

Be careful. This man has powers beyond our wildest imagination. The Bureau probably has extensive files on him stating that they need more extensive files.

rolled 87 = 87

>>18838909
Does that mean he is still a virgin? Because everyone knows that If you are a virgin until 41 years of age you get magic powers.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18838909
Holy shit, we need to pay this guy the proper respect, achieving the rank of wizardry. Are there archmages here too?

Too bad Hayate already lost his chance at wizardry due to that fat Greek.

>>18838909
This mages power is immense, we must be truly cautious around him

rolled 19 = 19

>>18838966
Never mind didn't read part of it.
Insinuating insinuations

>>18838946
Okay I just spilled my beer. You suck.

rolled 79 = 79

Congrats on the new powers.
Now, could you help me find this guy?

>>18838909
"I may have seen him, or I may have not." he answers cryptically.
"These eyes have seen it all, these hands have moved mountains. I have done more than you will ever do in a lifetime. Why should I concern myself with foolish mortal problems such as yours?"
"Perhaps you could tell us about the Black Wolves then, oh wise one?" you ask him.

"Wolves? They are nothing but pups! A band of nomads with nothing to give and no desire to take.
They are no interest of mine." He answers you
"But do you know of their location? A source has told us they are at the lake, but we know not where that is."

"The Lake of Bitter Tears is what you speak of, If you had followed the River of Roneryness, you would have found it in no time. But since you are now here in the sea of grass, I assume you went through the forest. Am I correct?"
"Indeed oh observant one." you tell him.
"Then the lake you seek is just there," he points with his enlarged right arm towards the distant glimmer of water. "If the Wolves are indeed there as you were told, then you shall find them there."

"NOW BEGONE! I have much to watch and study!"
He goes back inside his hut without another word.

As you walk away, you only jsut then notice the large satellite dish and the generator tucked away to one side of the wooden hut.
------------------------------------

>>18839031
Such a wise fellow, we'll have to thank him later.

>>18839031
The Wolves are hostiles, we should be ready for a fight.
How is Naru's arm holding up?
Is Erica alright in that Sororitas armor?
And what's the current time?

Dammit, we could have traded the photo of Naru for better information.

>>18839051
Yeah, thank him with the Purple Pulverizer.

That counts as sex, wizard! Enjoy losing your powers, you unhelpful dick!

You trudge through the grass towards the direction of water.
After about an hour of more marching you arrive at the banks of a large lake.

To one side, a large structure built out of logs, not unlike a fortress.
Yellow flags fly at its heights, orange clad guards patrol the parapets.

To the other, a collection of campfires and tents.
Men carrying long sticks and foam swords walk the bank near the fires.

[ ]go to log fort
[ ]go to tents
>add a roll to your choice

>>18839057
Doesnt say hostile, I read thier description as more of neutral.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18839069
Tents, the nomads would if bothered building a log fort so that is obviously a trading post

rolled 30 = 30

>>18839069
[x]go to tents
The Wolves are nomads, so they wouldn't be in the fort.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18839069
[x]tents

rolled 42 = 42

>>18839069
[x] log fort
Go juggernaut of swagstruction!

rolled 18 = 18

>>18839069
Going for the Tents

rolled 76 = 76

>>18839069
Going for the tents.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18839069
[x]tents

rolled 76 = 76

>>18839069
I'd suggest the fort. They could turn out to be friendlies.

rolled 92 = 92

>>18839124
Im with this guy.

So once we get this guy the missions over right? We can use magic? Can we burn the wizards house down?

rolled 37 = 37

>>18839069
[ ]go to tents

>>18839152
Once we apprehend K, the simulation is over and we get to go to town and secure that portkey.

>>18839124
>>18839140
Comeon fort.

rolled 30 = 30

>>18839152
Well probably but they would most likely want us for a Psyche evaluation after.

>>18839172
We are already in therapy, so they'd just assume were crazy already.

Comeon K on the crapper so we can get this over with

>>18839152
We could if we really wanted, but there'd be no point.

Simulation will most likely end. And then everyone will be shocked to see Naru there.

She's holding a note from her father, she reads it seconds before it vanishes: "I knew you could do it. I love you, find a good life outside the 'con."

>>18839152
>implying that raping him so he loses his powers isn't a better way to deal with him

I mean, if we're going to psych anyways, might as well earn it.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18839172
>psyche evaluation
We're already in therapy with Dr. Ikari.
Any results they get would be tainted.

>>18839217
Im assuming Gendo is negayate's psychiatrist.

>>18839232
Negayate doesn't have a therapist.

He LISTENS to the voices in his head.

>>18839232
Therapist no. Telling even crazier shit to do? Yes.

>>18839253
>>18839232
He ended up with palpatine

>tents
You approach the tents, your group walking around the edge of the lake unimpeded.

As you come closer to the collection of canvas structures, some of the men see you and gather to meet you.

"What ho gentlefolk! What brings you to the camp of Black Wolves?" The one that you assume is the leader asks you from afar.

"We are searching for a friend, We have information that he was last seen in your territory." you tell him as you walk towards him with your hand out.

He takes it in his own and gives it a hearty shake.
"Who is this friend you speak of? Mayhaps we have seen him."
You take out K's photo and show it to him.
"This is who we search for. He had last been seen a month or so ago."

**ROLLEM!**

rolled 17 = 17

>>18839294

rolled 99 = 99

>>18839294
here's nothing

rolled 41 = 41

>>18839294

rolled 72 = 72

>>18839300
that's not nothing. that is in fact something.

>>18839300

>>18839267
"You know doc i've had a hard life, and I feel like I should get back at my parents for all the shit they put me through."

"No Hayate, revenge is for the weak. You want to pilot the 01 and fight angels. Get in the tube."

rolled 53 = 53

>>18839300
Bit more than nothing there.

>>18839300
Holy crap. I expect a 5 or 9 like we've been getting all night.

Nope. near crit.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18839294
Rollan for he is in the privy my lord, just over there

>>18839291
I hope so, how badass would it be for him to shoot lightning out of his fingertips at us during the fight?

>>18839343
will probably look really cool while we stop time to ZA WARUDO him.

rolled 76 = 76

He is the wizard who lives not far from here

>>18839300
>mfw LG takes the first roll only

rolled 72 = 72

>>18839373
Hope not, and this roll better not be a nat 1

>>18839300
"Ah! Tis the fabulous one!" he exclaims. "He has been travelling with us for quite some time now. let me show you to his tent."

He leads you and your group though the settlement and leads you to purple and black tent near the edge of the cluster.
"He is inside." the leader tells you "Feel free to go right in."

You have Naru, the Ninjas, Gai and Erica stay outside in case K decides to bolt.
Hina and you proceed inside the small canvas and cloth enclosure.

You find the interior filled with sweet smelling smoke coming from a hookah in the corner.
On a pile of cushions sat K.
He has the tube of the hookah to his lips as he watches you walk in.
His curly hair seemingly alive in the dim light of the tent.

"I have been waiting for you," he says after a puff of smoke.
"I'm sure you have many questions you want answered, but I shall only answer three."
He straightens up in his nest of cushions.
"And I shall only do so if you answer my three questions."

[ ]SURE (what is your first question)
[ ]NOPE

>>18839426
[x]SURE (what is your first question)
Have you gone native, betrayed the Bureau, and become a rogue like M and R?

>>18839426
Sure, what is your question

rolled 92 = 92

>>18839426
[ ]SURE (what is your first question)
Ready brick for surprise attack.

>>18839373
He'd have specified.

Also, we rolled a 99. Stop rolling. You're far more likely to roll in the single digits than to beat that.

rolled 8 = 8

>>18839426
Well why the fuck not?
[sure]X

>>18839426
[x] sure
Whats with this haruhi? >or< May I shake your hand?

>>18839426
Hmm.

As this is a simulation, there's really no harm to come to us. The questions will be existential and probably designed to make us sympathetic to him.

I'm tempted to just KO him now and complete the mission, but that's like playing the game without doing the side quests. SO: ask me your questions!

>>18839426

[X] Nope

Bag and tag and hoof it out of there.

>>18839426
[x]SURE
"If we play along, will you submit without fighting?"

>>18839445
Derp forgot my question.

Will you come back to the Bureau quietly?

>>18839443
This so hard. Take him down. Then question him.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18839426
SURE
Why did you and the other two go rogue?

>>18839426
Sure. You wanna ask first?

>>18839480
Rephrase to "You go first."

my question: "Will you come willingly or did you go rogue?"

>>18839494
But he can say yes, and it could be an answer to either one of those. That's a stupid question.

>>18839453

I want to just knock him out but now that I think about it, isn't the Bureau suppose to be training us to be able to think for ourselves and make decisions on the fly? It is advanced field training, after all, so blindly following orders may or may not be the best thing.

I've already voted for Nope but it's just some food for thought.

>>18839512
The Dude was specifically asking us for what we had learned about the reasons for the agents going rogue.
Not questioning K when he's in a talkative mood strikes me as the kind of reckless and impatient action that will count against us in our final evaluation for this simulation.

>>18839426
[x] SURE
"Why have you broken contact with the Bereau?"
GUYS
SRSLY
YOUR QUESTIONS ARE BAAAAAD

>>18839548
>>18839475
This. Ask him why.

well if you wanted the best question for the info we're looking for it would probably be:
"What compelled you and your fellow agents to abandon your duties as IDKB agents?"
but i just want to know if we're going to have to fight him, so we can warn the others to get ready to swarm him or hold off the black wolves.

"Sure," you tell him as you and Hina settle yourselves into some cushions he has offered.
"Here's our first question, Have you gone native, betrayed the Bureau, and become a rogue like M and R?"

"No. I'm sure you have read some of our files. We three are deep cover agents, the other two unfortunately got in so deep they were unable to get back out. Fearing for myself and for the mission, I hid myself with these people once I 'betrayed' my companions. The cult we were investigating proved to be one too convincing and those two got absorbed by them. if you we're wondering why I have not contacted the Bureau nor used my device, I will tell you that there's something about this place, something about the delusions and broken dreams that inhibits majaik. I managed to harness it further to hide my device effectively cloaking my movements from the other two. If you must know, It's a curious mix of neckbeard tears and furry butter."
He again takes a puff from the hookah.
"Now here's my question to you, What do you plan on doing to me now that you have found me?"

WAT SAY?
[also add your second question]

rolled 48 = 48

>>18839548
This sounds like a good question.

>>18839584
"Our instructions are to bring you in for questioning, and with what you've just told me, that's what i intend to do. It sounds like it certainly isn't safe for you here anymore to complete your missions. Come in, and the bureau can send a new team in to finish it with the info you can provide.
Second question: R and M referred to a 'her' when we were subduing them; I'm assuming that 'she' is whoever is in charge of this cult. What can you tell me about her?"

>>18839584
"We have caught the other two, and they are now in Bureau custody. We shall send you back to the Bureau for debriefing as well."

"Why didnt you just ask the Bureau to pull you out when the other two went rogue?"

rolled 39 = 39

>>18839584
I plan to take you in, if you explain the situation i'm sure the bureau will be able to work something out if not let you off completely.

>>18839584
"I will contact the Bureau and say that you appear to be still loyal, and request a link-up between your Device and mine to verify your story.
"What are the aims of this cult you were investigating?"

>>18839608
Her being Haruhi you nutjob.

>>18839584
"Ideally I'd like to escort you back to the bureau, with the up most respect seeing as you are a fellow agent. Thank you for being so civil about this. Are you willing to return peacefully with us?"

rolled 75 = 75

I plan to bring you back to the bureau.
What did you discover about the cult you were investigating?

>>18839584
We wish to bring you back home. We have already sent home your two "partners," and I'm sure the bureau would like your report.

Would you explain to me the mission you were on before your allies went native?
If that isn't an option due to being classified, will you return with us peacefully?

>>18839621
couldn't remember if they'd dropped her name or not, couldn't be assed to double-check the archive.

>>18839621
I get the feeling that she and that gay esper guy could be running the nega-bureau.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18839636
They did say her name but on Haruhi, not her surname.

>>18839584
Depends. You're coming in with us, and I'd prefer for it to be peaceful.

This cult you were investigating left your fellow agents as nutjobs, but you escaped. What exactly did you see?

consensus seems to be explain orders, express desire for this to go peacefully, ask about the cult

"We wish to bring you back home. We have already sent home your two "partners," and I'm sure the bureau would like your report." you answer him, and you see a look of relief on his face after you mentioned the apprehension of the other two.
"Would you explain to me the mission you were on before your allies went native?"

"We were sent to investigate this cult growing here. We believed that it was linked to the suppression of majaik and other abnormal stuff that was happening. It was linked to a character called Haruhi."
He gabs a date out of a jar he kept nearby, and popped it into his mouth. "
We are still unsure if she's a real person or just another one of the fictional delusions these poor fools have latched onto. Either way, the cult and it's following proved to be quite the intrusive presence, allowing them to take over the other two. I have never before seen any other agents go rouge as easy as those two have, and you must believe me when I say that they were the last persons in the bureau that I would have thought to do so."
"Now here's my second question, Would you ever consider going against the Bureau if you had the the choice and the reason to do so?"

WAT ANSWER?
also what would be your third question?

>>18839747
It'd depend on the reason. I can't currently think of anything that would convince me to fight against the Bureau, but considering all the different things in the universe, there might be something.
Not very likely though.

Are you ready to leave?

>>18839747
Why is he naked all of a sudden?

>>18839747
this is the one that the Dude and other instructors will be looking at the hardest afterward.

"It would depend on the circumstances. I might consider it if my Family we're threatened, but since all the people I care about already work for the bureau, I doubt that would happen. Otherwise, no, I would never consider turning against the Bureau."

(dunno about the third question. ask why he fell in with the black wolves?)

>>18839747
"I...don't know if I could. The Bureau is the first place that ever felt like home, and it's where I met all of my friends and family.
"Are you ready to go home, K?"

>>18839747
"The bureau has given me everything. It took me from the streets and because of it I know love and happiness for the first time in my life. Without them I would likely be a slave to some rich child, or dead in a gutter. I could never begin to imagine betraying them. "

"Are you ready to get the hell out of this place?"

>>18839747
"If it came down to the Bureau, or the family I've found there, yes."
AND THEN THERE WAS MUCH SOB STORY-ING

>>18839747
"I don't know. It would take something apocalyptically bad on the Bureau's part for me to consider it, but such a thing is not particularly likely. Certainly, not some silly cult, mind-bending or not."

rolled 92 = 92

>>18839809

I agree with this completely

>>18839747

"Nothing is ever certain. People change, the Bureau may change, circumstances may change. There may be a scenario in the future which would force me to act against the Bureau. But until then, the Bureau has done the right thing by me and so I'll do the right thing for them."

3rd Question
"Is there any information about the cult that we need to be aware of before we return?"

rolled 50 = 50

>>18839845
Alright, this one seems the best.

I suddenly get the feeling we're going to have to bust the cult before we're allowed to return.

>>18839818
This. 100%.

Because when it comes right down to it, our work with the bureau is just a job. The people we've found THROUGH that job are far more important.

>>18839867
Dude'll need to give us more days to work with if he wants an entire cult fucked up.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18839871
Might want to be careful with that.
That's like saying that working for the NSA is "just a job".

>>18839809
This.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18839809
This

"Nothing is ever certain. People change, the Bureau may change, circumstances may change. There may be a scenario in the future which would force me to act against the Bureau. But until then, the Bureau has done the right thing by me and so I'll do the right thing for them." You tell him, your eyes meeting his in the dim light.

Naru walks in at that moment, bowing in through the tent-flap.
"My Lord, is everything alright? You have been in here for an awful long time." she inquires.
"We're fine Naru. Please do not mind us and continue what you were doing outside." you tell her.
K looks at her and observes her actions.
"Of course My Lord, If you need me I shall jsut be outside." She says as she ducks back out of the tent.
You turn back to K and ask him "Are you ready to go home?"

He smiles and tells you, "Yes. I suppose I am. With my partners now back in Bureau custody, and them needing my report, I guess I should head back. There's nothing more left for me here."
He asks you his final question.
"From what I've seen, you have made friends and connections during your stay here. That one in particular seems to be close to you. Your mission ends after I go back, will you abandon them? Will you leave her in this hellish dream of a world?"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18839920
"Life is a dream; all dreams must end."

>>18839920
DAAAAMN IIIIT LG

We're forced to anyway because of your brilliantly evil hatting.

>>18839920
If a lady wishes to stay by my side, there's not a chance in hell I'll abandon her.

>>18839920
"Bob and his men wish to be here, as to Raymond. Naru...wanted to know what it was like outside. I'll help her see what it's like outside the con.
"But otherwise, I'll abide by what the Bureau decides."

>>18839920
If a lady needs me, I shall always be at her side. If a ninja needs a shogun to follow, they will find me. I'll never betray my friends.

>>18839920
"I'll let her make that choice herself. If she truly wishes to leave, then I will appeal to the Bureau."

"I am in no position to decide that.
I cannot simply bring non-bureau personnel into our organization, and this i'm sure you know."
"We shall say our goodbyes and keep the memories, for that is all I can ever take back."

>>18839920
Will you leave her in this hellish dream of a world?

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
RIGHT IN THE EMOTIONS.

WE TAKE HER OUT OF THE FUCKING SIMULATION EVEN IF WE HAVE TO MAKE THE DIRECTOR HERSELF CRASH

rolled 77 = 77

>>18839961
This, they are looking for how well we deal with this kind of thing.

>>18839920
. . . Gotta seduce em' all.

>>18839986
hatters gonna hat.

>>18840007
Here, you forgot this.

>>18839920
I will never abandon anyone, no matter what. I will take her with me if I have to tear this simulation apart with my bare hands, I will take her with me if it means severely pissing off the director, should she wish to be by my side she will be there come hell or high water.

>>18840053
You're really striving for getting kicked out of the Bureau and mind-wiped, aren't you?

HAT. WE WILL TAKE HER WITH US, THERE IS NO OTHER ACCEPTABLE ANSWER.

Hina looks at you, obviously also wanting to hear your answer.
""I am in no position to decide that." you tell him.
"I cannot simply bring non-bureau personnel into our organization, and this i'm sure you know."
"We shall say our goodbyes and keep the memories, for that is all I can ever take back."

"I see, may your memories remain true then." he tells you as he stands up.
"Please, send me back now. I am sure there is much I need to explain to our superiors."
He holds his hands out towards you.

You and Hina also stand up. You grip his wrists and contact the Dude.
'We have him, you can take him home.'
'Roger that kid. Good work.' he answers.
K vanishes slowly before you, and as he does he gives you a smile and a nod.

You and Hina are left alone in the tent, Erica and Gai walk in.
'I will extract you now, prepare to jump back to the Bureau.' The dude tells the four of you.

>>18839920
>Will you leave her in this hellish dream of a world?
No. And she's already asked to come with us, unlike anyone else in this hellhole.

>>18840063
I think you underestimate the kind of person Nagato is.

If she sees a subordinate is fiercely loyal to those he cares about, then she'll simply make sure that he cares about herself or someone she can control.

Stop thinking like a petty human and start thinking like the Skynet master race.

>>18840067
>picked THAT answer

Ha ha, you funny LG.

>>18840067
>lol wat do gais?
>KEEP HER! KEEP HER AT ALL COSTS!
>"I cannot keep her."
>FFFFFFFFFFFFF- WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER ASKING YOU FAGGOT?!

>>18840067
>'I will extract you now, prepare to jump back to the Bureau.' The dude tells the four of you.
WAT. WAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

We're just gonna majaikally disappear from inside a tent?
Without getting to say goodbye to Naru?
Fuck that.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18840087

>>18840088

>>18840091
SHE IS A SIMULATION NOT YOUR WAIFU

>>18840088
>>18840087
It's a logical, situation appropriate answer.
I think it's fine

rolled 45 = 45

Rollinggu rollinggu

>>18840067
You're picking that choice deliberately to mess with the majority of the "find a way to take her with us" crowd, then you're going to make her follow us anyway to mess with the "no, leave her" crowd. Or at least that's what I'D be doing.

Don't be a dick. A good troll is more than that.

>>18840067
Oh, wait.
Agents CAN field recruit operatives, and then bring them back to the Bureau for training.
I forgot about this, but that's what happened with Nanoha, Sakura, and Hina.
We could invoke that right, and grab Naru. She's proven to be a useful operative for this setting, and the Bureau should recruit her.

Go back out now and grab her.

>>18840096

>>18840087 here, why would you make me read that when I'm eating a hot pocket, I'm covered in burning cheese and ham now.

rolled 85 = 85

>>18840106
Oh yeah?

*SNAP!*

>>18840067
Dammit, talk to Naru first. We can't bring her with us... but we can at least tell her that if she can somehow manage to follow, we'll be happy to see her again.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18840106
>under 50
So she isn't going to randomly show up with us then?

>>18840108
I don't think LG ever claimed to be a good troll.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18840116
It appears that your swag is...insufficient.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18840108
You know i would be fine with that. my main point in no hatting was it is against regulations to take people back with you, but if they give her to us...

>>18840106
>she won't randomly pop out with us because she took off the bunny ears

>implying that roll was for anything other than adding another layer of speculation and buttmad

rolled 5 = 5

>>18840115
You are welcome.

we're wiley, strapped on that rocket(the hat) to rescure Naru.

LG is roadrunner.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18840106
NOPE. TAKING HER WITH US.
nat 100

>our last words to Naru

rolled 50 = 50

>>18840146
be thankful it wasn't a 1

rolled 91 = 91

>>18840116
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?

>>18840150

its better if we speak in binary

Gah! You guys are forgetting that this is MAHOU SHOUNEN quest!

The very basis of the Mahou and Shounen parts is that the characters always stick by their friends. You know power of friendship and all that.

Plus The Bureau is actually not that strict guys. So long as you don't break any explicit rules your good. I mean some worse stuff has happen than 'Oh I totally want to take this person back home and wish to stand by her.'

rolled 2 = 2

>>18840153
oh okay

rolled 28 = 28

>>18840153
STEP UP!