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    16 KB Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:34 No.18808028  
    why are there no female sisters of battle?
    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/21/12(Sat)20:35 No.18808029
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:36 No.18808038
    I don't know how to react
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:36 No.18808044
    why are there no male battle brothers?
    >> Dr.gradamit !ayvek5nFcU 04/21/12(Sat)20:37 No.18808046
    because sexism
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:37 No.18808051
    not gonna bite.

    ...Whya re there no male sisters of battle
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:37 No.18808056
    why are there no feminine sisters of battle?

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:37 No.18808057
    Because the space marine gene-seed is incompatible with dudes. derp.

    If you want guys in power armor go play SoB
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:38 No.18808058
    rolled 22, 57, 80 = 159

    /tg/ why do Tau have such giant boobs?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:38 No.18808062
    because military indoctrination
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:38 No.18808066
    why are there no human Imperial Guard?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:39 No.18808070
    I suppose OP means that the models and art for them is so bad they look more like an army of angry transexuals on steroids than women.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:40 No.18808080
    why is OP not a faggot?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:40 No.18808089
    Camel sacks

    Why Hips?
    Hooved feet

    It's a little known fact that all Tau are sexy
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:40 No.18808090
    /tg/ why can't I even though know anything else do about it?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:40 No.18808092
    You must be a refugee from /gt/.
    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/21/12(Sat)20:41 No.18808099

    But /tg/
    why are there no sexy Tau?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:41 No.18808103
    I see wat u did thar
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:43 No.18808118
    I never actually looked at them like that.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:43 No.18808121
    rolled 44, 85, 44 = 173


    She's got a bushy facial hair everywhere BUT his neck?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:43 No.18808122
    Their suits hide their sexy bodies

    It's why the Diplomats wear nothing but flimsy robes
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:44 No.18808131
    5/10 for creativity.
    2 for me replying,
    3 for creativity.

    I would give you a 4 for creativity but 6 is where I get mad.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:45 No.18808142
    Because that would be silly, and this is a serious game for serious people.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:48 No.18808180

    Yes. And in addition to that, /gt/ is one of the most quarrelsome and furry porn-filled hellholes of 4chan. Open ponyfags and furfags are tolerated there, and, in fact, actually run the show.

    /gt/'s history began when a group of noblebright pony rainbow Yiffhammer enthusiasts, having struggled long and hard against grimdark tabletop gamers, spammed /b/ with Yiffhammer Wednesdays. Such was the extent of their furfaggotry, that Moot banished them to a board of their own, known as /gt/.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:50 No.18808201
    No Tau may have concentrated sexiness. All sexiness is to be distributed evenly amongs the citizens so that all may be equally sexy, though some may be more equally sexy than others.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:52 No.18808222
    >/gt/ is one of the most quarrelsome and furry porn-filled hellholes of 4chan
    sounds like /tg/ before the mods came
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:52 No.18808232
    Then again, there's probably a distinct lack of Tau porn and Xeno. That's something of a plus
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:54 No.18808249
    From time to time, /gt/ unifies under a particularly vile member, often one of the exalted tripfags, and its members pour out across the chans in an orgy of depravity.

    The /b/astion is the only defense against such an incursion.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:54 No.18808253

    The games discussed at /gt/ include memes (lame ones universally hated by everyone there, except a few trolls who control everything) involving such futuristic factions as:

    Space Marines (the all-female daughters of the Goddess-Empress)

    Sisters of Battle (all-male priests of the Goddess-Empress)

    Other races include the Tau, a capitalist society with orange skin and orange blood, the Tyranids, a race based on zerg, although a small number of trolls claim otherwise, and the Eldar, a faction dedicated to destroying all things weabboo, with helmets shaped like vaginas. Their leader, Eldrad, is known to be a pussy.

    FATAL is the most commonly played PnP on /gt/, although less mainstream PnP's are played when /pol/ comes trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:55 No.18808260
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    >lack of porn
    >a plus

    Man, and I though /v/ hated fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:56 No.18808274
    Not that I agree with him but no need to go all NBC/Fox News on him and remove context.

    He said lack of TAU porn.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:57 No.18808291

    It can be considered a plus. However, any support of the Imperium on /gt/, or posting of cute Imperium women, is HERESY
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:58 No.18808303
    So you've never been to /v/? Fun is the reason the place is a shithole
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:59 No.18808319
    On /gt/, OP is never a faggot. Trips are never faggots.

    Only anon is a faggot. OP and Trips are legion, and do not forget or forgive anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:59 No.18808322

    fun is just a buzzword that people who cant justify something being good use.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:59 No.18808328
    Sounds more like pre-mods /tg/ since people from /tg/ would regularly post on other boards screaming /tg/ is the best board hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng i am cummmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing oh my god /tg/ so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddd
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:00 No.18808335
    4channers have always looked skyward for their true path
    We stood at the edge of destruction and would have fallen
    If not for the might of the /b/astion and his angels of death
    Forged in blood
    Tempered in battle
    We are the living weapons of 4channer
    The sage marines.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:01 No.18808339

    But /gt/ isn't like that. What gives /gt/ its boners is how it's the *worst* board.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:02 No.18808351
    is it bad I kind of want to see this nega-4chan?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:02 No.18808355
    >if we turn this into something retarded enough surely i wont look dumb
    just stop before you embarrass yourself further
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:03 No.18808368

    I'm not OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:04 No.18808374
    who said you were?

    seriously just stop before you embarrass yourself further
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:04 No.18808375
    seems legit.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:05 No.18808382
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    >embarrass yourself
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:05 No.18808389
    >with the implication that he was implying you were OP
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:06 No.18808403
    OP here. I am already infinitely embarassed. My thread sucks. I suck. I am a faggot. I was born with no testicles. Please throw your dung at me. Please urinate upon my face.
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:07 No.18808413
    Disregard that, I suck dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:07 No.18808415
    So OP is a masochist lesbian?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:08 No.18808420
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    Oh shit.
    What if.
    What if.
    >All sisters of battle are traps.
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:08 No.18808427
    disregard that, I'm definitely a masochist lesbian
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:09 No.18808429
    Oh shit.
    What if.
    What if.
    >You suck dicks too
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:09 No.18808436
    Stop pretending to be me!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:09 No.18808439
    what if some of them are double reverse traps?
    A woman who dress like a boy who dress like a woman
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:10 No.18808444
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    mfw this thread
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:10 No.18808448
    Stop pretending to be me, saying that I need to stop pretending to be you!
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:11 No.18808456
    I am not
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:11 No.18808458
    This is getting weird I think I'll go suck dicks instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:11 No.18808467
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    What if the whole world sucked dicks...but in secret?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:12 No.18808470
    But tell me anon, how do women dress like men?
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:12 No.18808472
    All of you, stop impersonating me!
    I am so a masochist lesbian.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:12 No.18808476
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    NO I AM OP
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:13 No.18808484
    carefully I suppose
    >> OP 04/21/12(Sat)21:14 No.18808498
    I am OP
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:14 No.18808500
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    >Other races include the Tau, a capitalist society with orange skin and orange blood

    Holy shit, I just got that
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:14 No.18808501
    /gt/: the board you need all the others for
    >> James Joyce 04/21/12(Sat)21:15 No.18808506
    Fake penises.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:45 No.18808868
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    Submitted for your approval:

    /tg/, when faced with a troll so simple and direct in its irrationality, throws itself headlong into a mindless and ultimately futile web of Asperger's in search of answers.

    But all it will discover in this net of fuck and lies is the same sort of mind-numbing rectal hemorrhaging that one will always find... in a shit thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)21:53 No.18808946
    I had a good laugh reading this /tg/,
    it's been a while since I've laid eyes on such a cluserfuck
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:06 No.18809121
    The fail train has no brakes.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:16 No.18809239

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:54 No.18810434
    bump because a thread of this caliber of awful only comes around once every few months.

    It's a special kind of bad.
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:02 No.18810541
    Archive my thread guys plz
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:08 No.18810613
    Place phallus in one Tau, it comes out of a nega-Tau somewhere in the universe.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:10 No.18810636

    archived with guilty pleasure

    everyone go to sup /tg/ and upvote this thread as much as possible, for the lulz
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:12 No.18810659

    For every Tau posted on /tg/, a nega-tau appears on /gt/.

    TIDF does not roam /gt/. Instead, IIDF (Imperium Internet Defense Force) haunts /gt/, forever attempting to justify the Imperium's actions (which prove quite unpopular with the pony lovers and furries who inhabit /gt/)
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:14 No.18810690
    I don't
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:15 No.18810711
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    In /tg/, you write troll post

    In /gt/, troll post writes you!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:17 No.18810739
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    >Oh, look a troll thread. I guess I can be amused a little.

    These fucking modern-day Hollywood hacks are remaking Spartacus? Now I'm mad.
    >> Bollywood 04/22/12(Sun)00:18 No.18810756
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:19 No.18810778

    It's been out for a couple years or so. Nothing but non-stop nakedness and people drowning in their own oceans of blood.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:20 No.18810789
    nothing new here.

    Most of Hollywood ran out of ideas a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:21 No.18810798

    In /gt/, you faggots troll OP

    In /tg/, faggot OP trolls YOU!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:21 No.18810804
    Herp derp

    It's an actual pretty cool series that has nothing to do with the movie. You...Do know Spartacus isn't just a movie right?
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:23 No.18810823
    Just got back from the archive...

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:24 No.18810838

    Yeah. We need to upvote it. We're having a good Spartacus discussion here.
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:29 No.18810915
    Oi, you still pretending to be me faggot?

    I bet you're the ass who thinks I'm not a masochist lesbian.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:29 No.18810916
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    This thread fascinates me. The OP's comment is so nonsensical, so inane, so inherently self-contradictory, that it inspires nothing but simultaneous horror and rage. This thread makes literally no sense. It is the essence of derp. And from these derpful bowels, springs a host of fools, tricked into feeding this troll/retard, thereby partaking portions of their own in this great feast of utter stupidity.

    Elegan/t g/entlemen, this thread is the essence of 4chan.
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:30 No.18810930
    rolled 5 = 5


    Don't listen to this herpderp! *I* am the real OP.

    Rolling a d20 to persuade this thread that I am the true OP.
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:31 No.18810952
    rolled 10 = 10

    fuck you
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:34 No.18810983
    Yeah, that's right bitch,
    I'm the real OP and I say I'm a masochist lesbian
    >> OP (the real one) 04/22/12(Sun)00:35 No.18811008
    rolled 19 = 19


    Wait a second. You cheated. You didn't show your roll in the email field. You probably set it to something like 10d1 or something. I demand a rematch.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:36 No.18811015

    Uh-oh... I think he's the OP...
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:36 No.18811019
    rolled 7 = 7

    I didn't but I would be a fool and a coward to deny you a rematch.
    Well shit, oh well, I am a masochist after all.
    >> Not the OP, I confess it 04/22/12(Sun)00:37 No.18811031



    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:38 No.18811040
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    >> Not the OP, I confess it 04/22/12(Sun)00:38 No.18811055

    Exactly... you are not the OP either, but an impostor, just like me! All that matters is that I beat you! Faggot!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:39 No.18811059
    admit it, you laughed at least once in this thread. If anything because of how bizarre and nonsensical it is.
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:39 No.18811066
    But what if I am the OP?
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:40 No.18811075


    And nobody has answered my original question. You faggots derailed my thread. I hate you, anon.


    As I said before

    why are there no female sisters of battle?
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:41 No.18811080
    go away imposterer
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:41 No.18811088

    Yes, I did. Out loud, I literally lol'd.
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:42 No.18811101


    That word is not in the dictionary. I know what an "impostor" is, but I have never heard of an "imposterer". Please explain.

    And tell me, please,
    why are there no female sisters of battle?
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:43 No.18811122
    It's an impostor! But he's the second Impostor, so you gets an -er! Because fuck you!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:45 No.18811141
    Because the gene-seed of a Sister of Battle isn't compatible with females derpity derp.

    If you want chicks in power armor go play space marines.

    captcha: Allahu Emancipation.

    I feel like there's a message there
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:45 No.18811143
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    I claim this thread for the eternal glory of /pol/!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:46 No.18811154
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    Lol OP here. You guys got trolled hard. I'm posting this on reddit.
    >> OP 04/22/12(Sun)00:47 No.18811163
    quiet you impostorerer
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:48 No.18811170
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:48 No.18811177
    get out of here /pol/
    this is for civil and sensible discussions.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:48 No.18811178
    The number of times I've been told off for paying for things or holding doors open is astounding, actually
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:48 No.18811181
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:49 No.18811182
    link please
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:49 No.18811184
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    Oh yeah woman are so abused.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:51 No.18811210
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    I'd say, elegant gentlemen, shall we have fine and jovial romp in the elegant form of the Fox, the Cat and the Sergal? Shall we embrace our inner animal, and make love in suits of fur?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:51 No.18811223
    fuck you furfaggot

    nobody loves you.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:53 No.18811254
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    Oh good sirrah, you are most unkind! Can you not see the beauty of my lovely form? Do you not lust for it, and wish to inspire others to the same?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:54 No.18811264
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:55 No.18811291

    I'm going 90 days without fapping. Don't tempt me wench.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:56 No.18811304
    I'm trying to decide what disorder this thread has, but it's like a horrible cocktail of ADHD, autism, Bipolar I, Multiple Personality Disorder and Schizophrenia,
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:57 No.18811322
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    Then, sir, you deny yourself all you were meant to be. For did you not know that the Furry is the perfection of the Human Form. Behold, the Angriest sons of the Emperor's Seed, even they wear the form of the furry- for so it is in their geneseed.

    Why might you ask? For the God-Emperor, whom you humans unenlightened by the blessing of Fur, is himself a Furry! And thus he grants his gifts unto his Finest, that they might one day enter the chamber of the Golden Throne and commence excellent Yiffing with their Lord!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:59 No.18811351
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    Oh, how you complement my beauty! For Lo, I am Fertile!
    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/22/12(Sun)01:01 No.18811384
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    Words cannot describe the extent of your heresy. Begone from 4chan, in the name of the Moot our God-Emperor!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:03 No.18811416

    Bear my furry sons and daughters, O Goddess of Love!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:04 No.18811433
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    Because, OP, all the best ones are in the Imperial Guard.
    >> OP (the real one) 04/22/12(Sun)01:04 No.18811436
    Remember guys, go to sup /tg/, and upvote.

    Signed, OP, the masochist lesbian
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:05 No.18811446
    also on the chanarchive now

    vote up!
    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/22/12(Sun)01:06 No.18811459
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    I hate to break it to you, soldier, but...
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:09 No.18811492
    they look like they're still in Namganistan
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:09 No.18811497
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    Balalaika is VERY female.
    That's just the most "Imperial Guard Propaganda Poster"-esque image I had with her in it.
    Here, her in a suit.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:11 No.18811513
    They are.
    Still, that's the future membership kicking ass and taking names back before their country tossed them out on the streets.
    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/22/12(Sun)01:13 No.18811556

    I stand corrected.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:14 No.18811569
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    contributing to this thread.

    Whatever this thread is.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:15 No.18811593
    an abomination.
    a mockery of thread-life.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:17 No.18811609
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    Have more of her.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:18 No.18811626
    I read that in his voice.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:18 No.18811627
    I believe the correct quote is "given enough training to win WW3".

    They're not THAT strong without the USSR red army behind them.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:18 No.18811634

    It is the Un-Thread, the first sign of the coming of the End of /tg/? Pray for mercy, O fa/tg/uys! The End is nigh!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 04/22/12(Sun)01:20 No.18811651

    Free candy to celebrate the end times!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:20 No.18811652
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    Ye were warned...
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:22 No.18811666
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    Balalaika is lovely.
    Scary as hell.
    But lovely.
    Had a Lasombra in WoD based off an amalgamation of her and Seras Victoria out of Hellsing. It worked out rather well.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:22 No.18811667
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    But ye heeded not the prophecies written in the forbidden tomes, spake from the prophets of Holy Moot himself!

    And now all shall perish!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:23 No.18811677
    From the Holy Text of 4chan, Book of /tg/, Chapter 102: Verses 1-7
    A lo, the un-thread shall appear!
    It will take the guise of a troll thread
    subtle and clever it will not be!
    Yet it will take a life of its own,
    twisting and mocking true pure threads.
    This is the un-thread
    and it is the first sign of the End of /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:23 No.18811681
    Can't remember right now.
    Anyway, I didn't make the poster, just found it online.
    I'll need to check that and change it if you're right.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:24 No.18811693
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    Why don't more Strike Witches look like her?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:25 No.18811705
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    Is she your waifu?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:25 No.18811708
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    You are a god among men.
    Oh, it's my personal headcanon that Black Lagoon and Jormungand are set in the same universe.
    I wonder, who would win in a fight between Valmet and Revy?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:25 No.18811718
    This is simoltaniuslee the best and worst thread I have ever read.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:30 No.18811786
    the rough Autonomy of the Un-Thread
    1. Insanely retarded troll post
    2. What-reactions, calling OP a fag
    3. Discussions of Tau and sexiness
    4. /gt/ and the nega-4chan
    5. The OP Wars
    6. bumps by various parties or OP
    7. Archival
    8. Spartacus discussion
    9. The Second OP Wars
    10. I'm don't even know,
    11. Furfaggotry
    12. Black Lagoon
    13. Shit gets biblical
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:31 No.18811787
    Not him, but...
    Balalaika is NOBODY'S waifu.
    She is their KAPITAN.
    Капитан to use the proper Cyrillic.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:31 No.18811789
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    Is this a Balalaika thread, now? Because I can handle a Balalaika thread.

    [tgspoilerslol]None of us are man enough for Ms. Vladimira Illyich Putina, but that will not stop me from trying.[/tgspoilerslol]
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:33 No.18811802
    I meant Lenina. I am a faggot, please rape my face.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:33 No.18811810
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:35 No.18811830
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    rolled 3, 6 = 9

    God damn, that lady.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:35 No.18811832
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    She was cute in her highschool years
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:35 No.18811834
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    Chang and Boris both have higher priority to tap dat ass like a Prodigal Sorcerer than you.
    Hope you like having to defeat Evil Chow Yun Fat in a gun fight, and then take on fucking pic related with your bare hands because you ran out of ammo fighting Chang.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:35 No.18811842
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:36 No.18811844

    You... what have we done?

    For did you not also know that the prophecy continues:

    From the Holy Text of 4chan, Book of /tg/, Chapter 102: Verses 8-15
    And verily, ye shall know this thread
    By Thirteen Stages, terrible to behold;
    For many great thrones shall arise,
    Tripfags wandering in the guise of Anon,
    And each shall claim the proud title of OP as his own!
    But upon the Thirteenth Stage, the veil is torn
    And all shalt know the un-thread is come
    And all shalt despair!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:36 No.18811849
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    You see me now a veteran, of a thousand psychic wars
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:37 No.18811856
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    I need to rewatch Black Lagoon.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:37 No.18811863
    I'd agree with you but for one minor change
    >bump because a thread of this caliber of awful only comes around once every few months.
    only comes around one every few years.
    Jesus Christ this thread is bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:38 No.18811868
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    I've been living on the edge so long
    Where the winds of limbo roar
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:38 No.18811871
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    I've been living on the edge so long
    Where the winds of limbo roar
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:39 No.18811874
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    And I'm young enough to look at
    And far too old to see
    All the scars are on the inside
    I'm not sure if there's anything left of me
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:39 No.18811877
    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/22/12(Sun)01:39 No.18811881

    Years? Then the prophecies are true. The end is truly nigh.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:40 No.18811883
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    You ask me why I'm weary, why I can't speak to you
    You blame me for my silence
    Say it's time I changed and grew
    But the war's still going on dear
    And there's no end that I know
    And I can't say if we're ever...
    I can't say if we're ever gonna to be free
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:41 No.18811893
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    You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
    My energy's spent at last
    And my armor is destroyed
    I have used up all my weapons and I'm helpless and bereaved
    Wounds are all I'm made of
    Did I hear you say that this is victory?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:41 No.18811901
    > Rei Hiroe will never finish the next volume of BL
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:41 No.18811902
    Why yes, Rei Hiroe DID start out drawing porn. And still does. Lots of Touhou shit lately, although he's also drawn Balalaika porn. No, I'm not linking you pervs to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:42 No.18811908
    leik dis if u cry everyteim
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:42 No.18811912
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    I have this feeling that my luck is none too good
    This sword here at my side don't act the way it should
    Keeps calling me it's master, but I feel like it's slave
    Hauling me faster and faster to an early, early grave
    And it howls! It howls like hell!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:43 No.18811914
    Actually, he said in a recent interview that he might get started on the next chapter soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:44 No.18811925
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    I'm told it's my duty to fight against the law
    That wizardry's my trade and I was born to wade through gore
    I just want to be a lover, not a red-eyed screaming ghoul
    I wish it'd picked another to be it's killing tool
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:45 No.18811936
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:45 No.18811940
    ITT: Neckbeards reveal their fetish for women with scars
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:45 No.18811943
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    It's death from the beginning to the end of time
    And I'm the cosmic champion and I hold a mystic sign
    And the whole world's dying and the burden's mine
    And the black sword keeps on killing 'til the end of time
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:45 No.18811946
    No. This thread is that... But so much more...
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:46 No.18811952
    One SPECIFIC woman with scars.
    One who HATES cold Blintzes and useless ex-KGB shits like yourself.
    Now we suggest you keep your head down when the bullets start flying.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:46 No.18811953
    ITP: poster reveals his virginity and ignorance regarding fetishes
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:47 No.18811967
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    Black Blade, Black Blade
    Bringing chaos to the world we know
    Black Blade, Black Blade
    And it's using me to kill my friends
    Black Blade, Black Blade
    Getting stronger so the world will end
    Black Blade, Black Blade
    Forcing my mind to bend and bend
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:48 No.18811984
    Sweet Bebeh Jesus,
    how many of these do you have?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:49 No.18811992
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    I am the Black Blade
    Forged a million billion years ago
    My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity
    Carving out destiny
    Bringing in the Lords of Chaos
    Bringing up the Beasts of Hades
    Sucking out the souls of heroes
    Laying waste to knights and ladies
    My master is my slave
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:51 No.18812017

    So, she's either

    1) his waifu

    2) part of his scar fetish
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:51 No.18812021
    this thread has lingered on one topic too long!

    Type -your first name- the hedgehog into google. post results.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:52 No.18812031
    Again, Balalaika is no man's waifu.
    She is our Kapitan and we would follow her into hell and back.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:53 No.18812040

    and into bed, I see ;D
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:53 No.18812048
    I think I just broke my foot kicking it against my desk.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:54 No.18812057
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    oh Lawd
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:55 No.18812069
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    Because all the females are in the Space Marines!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:55 No.18812074
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    Actually I just had easy access to the archive, having a computer, internet access, and knowledge of where one can find pictures.

    I lost interest in Black Lagoon when it stopped coming out in any worthwhile amount.

    While I find Balalaika incredibly hot, beyond her curvy form there is a cutthroat professional, which is nice to find in fictional female characters.

    Frankly my favorite female character is Sawyer, the Cleaner. Though I find Revy's machismo intriguing.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:56 No.18812077
    if you know what I mean ;D :3
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:57 No.18812096
    welcome to the unthread.
    Even if you leave, your soul is here forever.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:59 No.18812122
    What is going on in this thread? I don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:00 No.18812125
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    could've been worse.

    bumping for more Balalaika.

    Also, what system would be best suited for a Black Lagoon style campaign?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:00 No.18812126
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    You sir, are a man of wealth and taste, although my personal preferences run a little more... well pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:00 No.18812127
    No one does.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:01 No.18812139
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    I'm not the only one yay
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:01 No.18812141
    Feng Shui if you implement some restrictions.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:01 No.18812145
    Our now damned souls of course are being used to power a hellish Soul-Engine to break down the Seal containing Skoll so he may eat the sun and usher in the Judea-Christian Apocalypse with Nordic elements.

    So sayeth the Holy Text of 4chan anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:02 No.18812155
    Shadowrun is pretty much made for it, but you'd have to strip a lot of mechanics.

    Spycraft has good gunfighting, chases (including vehicle chases) and so forth. It's probably best you'd get for the smallest amount of work.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:04 No.18812171
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    It is the Un-Thread. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here! For the OP is the Troll-Harbinger of the End of /tg/, the prophesied First Sign! Weep and tear your clothes, and put upon sack-cloth and ashes, for lo, the time is nigh!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:06 No.18812185
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    That feel when there will never be a Slice of Life-Anime about those three living together and having all kinds of hijinks erryday.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:07 No.18812199
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:07 No.18812211
    Remember, UPVOTE IN EVERY ARCHIVE! We must warn the others of the End, before it is too late!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:08 No.18812222
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:08 No.18812223
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    >Chris-chan becomes a wizard
    >the Un-Thread
    >DRM becoming more prevalent in games
    >People can no longer count so paper money is no longer used in games of Monopoly. Instead a credit system has been put in place.
    Truly the end times indeed.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:09 No.18812227
    >implying it isn't too late and the Soul-Engine isn't already boring its way through Skoll's Seal
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:09 No.18812233
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:10 No.18812240
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    I never get to post this but I loved this page.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:10 No.18812241
    That reminds me! Everyone, go type "X the hedgehog" into google, where "x" is your own first name (or any first name), then post results. I can't think of a better unthread game.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:11 No.18812252
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:13 No.18812286

    Chris-Chan becoming a Wizard... I almost forgot! For as it written in the 83rd Chapter of the Book of /tg/, verses 23-30:

    "Thus sayeth Moot unto the Neckbeard
    /tg/ shall not fall
    Until the Chris-Chan, the Infamous One,
    Attains his Wizardry!
    For lo, upon that fateful day
    The pieces shall be put in place
    The game of End Times Shall Begin
    The First Move made by the Herald Troll!"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:14 No.18812291
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    rolled 4, 5 = 9

    D'aww. Bless Sawyer's unbeating heart. She's just so cute and cuddly-looking there.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:16 No.18812312

    So assuming that Chris-Chan has obtained his wizardry, is this thread... the first move? The OP is the Herald-Troll?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:16 No.18812320
    I once rolled up a Rotton expy (as a joke, I had another sheet with the character I'd actually intended to play) for a modern campaign, and NOBODY. FUCKING. NOTICED.
    So I played him.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:17 No.18812324
    Chris-chan has had sex.

    Or says he has had sex.

    Someone made a thread about it on /v/ the other day.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:17 No.18812330
    Keep goooiiiiiiinggggggggggggggg
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:18 No.18812334
    Black Lagoon is still on hiatus... Been almost a year+ now
    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/22/12(Sun)02:18 No.18812341

    I pray you are not simply saying that to comfort us in these trying times. We must be sure he is not lying. For if he is still a virgin, the end has come.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:19 No.18812353

    But would that mean that if he is not a virgin, it is impossible for /tg/ to ever end?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:20 No.18812357
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:20 No.18812361
    Are you referring to the anime or manga? Because I haven't kept up with any manga in well over two years, now.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:20 No.18812366
    You believe his lies?
    He is purposely misleading you so that he can further this plans to destroy the Earth.

    The wizard high council was full of fools and their arrogance has damned us all. We could have stopped him before he achieved his goal. Before his power manifested. Now there is no hope.
    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/22/12(Sun)02:21 No.18812368

    No. I am afraid an exception (albeit a difficult one) is found later on in the Chapter 83 prophecy. The end may yet still come.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:21 No.18812371
    After all, while the souls of those who have posted in the Unthread power the Soul Engine that is to release Skoll.

    It is the wizardry of one like Chris-Chan that gives it shape. (Lord Lysander was a back-up plan if Chris-Chan somehow fell through and got laid)
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:22 No.18812379

    2 years about actually, last chap came out 691 days ago.
    But thankfully theres the side story novels
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:22 No.18812381
    I believe he has $40 to bribe a woman with, yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:22 No.18812383


    Proof its a lie. We're doomed, /tg/. Have fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:22 No.18812387
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    >why are there no sexy Tau

    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/22/12(Sun)02:24 No.18812395

    I was making fun of OP's post.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:25 No.18812403
    >implying slapping tits on an animal makes it sexy
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:26 No.18812411

    I find Tau females with tits and hair quite sexy.

    Your opinion sucks dick.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:26 No.18812412
    The anime got an OVA adapting the El Baile De La Muerte arc last year.
    And it was AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:27 No.18812419

    You know who else find tits on animals sexy? Furries. Jus' sayian.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:28 No.18812423


    I like me some furry porn...

    'Specially renamon...

    Oh my God, renamon...
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:28 No.18812427
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:28 No.18812430
    Aren't humans, animals with tits?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:30 No.18812442
    Most mammals have tits of some shape and size.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:31 No.18812446
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    >Aren't humans, animals with tits?

    Whoa, deep

    Know what this calls for?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:31 No.18812452
    how many posts can a thread have before it auto sages?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:31 No.18812455

    Yes. Wait, no. Fuck. Your concise statement of the obvious has forced me to rethink my sexual identity.

    And damn it, I don't want to think of Digimon that way, bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:32 No.18812456
    >Most mammals have tits of some shape and size
    In the same sense that 'most' people die at some point in their lives.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:32 No.18812457

    I like furry porn, but... putting tits on a mantis is going way too far. Keep them human.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:33 No.18812470
    Welcome to /tg/, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:33 No.18812471
    >likes furryporn
    >keep them human
    I don't even
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:35 No.18812484

    Ah, thank you for the warm welcome! You guys really ARE the best community on 4chan! :3 :3 <3
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:35 No.18812490
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    Match made in heaven.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:36 No.18812498

    Aren't most furry fantasy nothing more than bestialized humanity?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:37 No.18812509
    Kind of, where's that image of the different levels of furry when you need it?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:37 No.18812510
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    Welcome. Now get out.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:40 No.18812528
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    Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyy? :*(((((
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:40 No.18812530

    The people who like anime so much that in order to enact their fantasies they have to wear papermache'd anime heads creep me out more than those who wear dog suits.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:42 No.18812544
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    Not a waifu I would say, but I have had a few subtle references to her in a few games. IE my Retired Russian Deathsquad member was a conscript axillary to a certain Russian airborne unit in Dresden Files, and I laughed my ass off when my deathwatch DM put in a Vostroyan Captain modeled after her.
    I'm more the kind of guy to pull a SCP-423 with my characters. Minor folks who do nothing really and are not worth note.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:30 No.18812935
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    I agree on that.

    Some cosplayers and Larpers I've met in the past were as far away from common goddamn sense and sanity as your usual fursuit-furfag.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:33 No.18812949
    It isn't all about Balalaika's looks. It's more about he attitude that's so hnnngh.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:34 No.18812953
    >/tg/ why are there no female sisters of battle?
    >253 posts and 74 image replies omitted.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:35 No.18812956
    >take musket
    >do exactly what they tell you not to do and shoot ramrods at people because kevlar vests aren't made to handle what are effectively javelins
    >take out a Green Beret team with it

    God damn it Roberta.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:42 No.18813004
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    Roberta IS awesome, but I prefer my badass maids slightly...
    >> That Damn Catfolk Pilot !!XjtPMljI5Pb 04/22/12(Sun)03:53 No.18813103

    Balalaika for Commisar!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:07 No.18813219
    FUCK Commissars!
    (no seriously, she was a Kapitan (Captain), not a commissar, so why would she be a commissar in the IG?)
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:08 No.18813230
    Because [spoiler]tripfags[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:09 No.18813246
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:17 No.18813311
    I've seen threads derailed in occassion... But I don't think this was ever on the rails to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:35 No.18813454
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)07:54 No.18814617
    and its archived
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)10:02 No.18815545
    bump because fuck you all.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)11:29 No.18816089
    how far you have fallen
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:02 No.18816311
    no u
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:15 No.18816399
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    >Come to /tg/ expecting Traditional Games
    >Get this
    >[spoiler]/tg/[/spoiler] [spoiler]loving Trannies & gayz [/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:27 No.18816470
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    >wake up
    >get on /tg/
    mfw this thread is still alive and close-ish to page 1
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:29 No.18816478
    more like it found several different rail lines to get on but would constantly re-derail itself.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:30 No.18816483
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    Balakaika thread... mfw

    Once had an ex-guardsman turned mob boss who ended up copying her a lot. Just to fuck with the one other player who knew what was going on I named the organization Hotel Savlar. I miss that game.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:33 No.18816505
    >balalaika thread

    That doesn't even begin to adequately describe this clusterfuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:35 No.18816514
    Meh, it's like a small scale skirmish where no one is exactly sure who they should be shooting at or even what weaponry they were actually issued.

    One would imagine that somewhere there is a tactical badass smoking a cigar and smirking to herself
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:36 No.18816521
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    So, uh, /tg/. I've... I've never seen nor read Black Lagoon.


    HELP ME.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:37 No.18816533

    Try that
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:38 No.18816543
    or watch the anime, it's caught up to the manga and it's only 29 episodes long (including a 5 episode OVA)...

    The manga has been on hiatus for close to 2 years now though, it's only about 2 months short of that mark.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:40 No.18816559
    I'd watch the anime, the english dub is actually fantastic and it's very, very true the manga minus the arc order is out of whack.

    But the story still flows well, if you only watched the anime you probably would have never known that some of the story arcs were in a different order if I hadn't told you.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:43 No.18816581
    81 issues? Oh dear.

    Only 29 episodes? That must be abridged as FUCK. How much is lost in the transition?

    I've actually heard about the english dub being great. Wasn't there something about the maker preferring it, too?

    And in something as crazy as Black Lagoon, isn't the plot's continuity, chronology and general sanity pretty much an afterthought?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:44 No.18816605
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    Is there a nega-GW to go with /gt/? A company that produces reasonably priced models, Ward Matt writes good codexes, and they actively support all armies, except for Space Marines?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:48 No.18816643
    not much actually.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:51 No.18816659
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    >>an army of angry transexuals on steroids than women.
    >>complain about unrealistic heel shoes and titty armor
    >>wish for "tehee, dont hit on me silly boys" top models
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:54 No.18816689

    Very, very little. Almost word for word is retained. There's IIRC a single arc, about 5 issues that hasn't been turned into anime yet.

    Remember you can pack a lot of manga into not a lot of anime. Very little text when you get down to it.

    It's all there. Word for word in a lot of places. And the 5 OVAs are a bit less than an hour each.

    So it's 84 smallish manga in 15 hours or so at least, that's not hard.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)12:57 No.18816724
    Have the joke comics at the end of some issues been animated, to offset the black comedy and horrible death-dealing psychopathy everywhere with a comedic brainfart now and again?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:01 No.18816774
    yeah, but it has a solid consistent plot and homebrewers are universally reviled.
    Also nega-Gav writes good codices and nega-Ward is universally loved.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:06 No.18816817

    They have!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:09 No.18816838
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:12 No.18816863

    Yes, and nothing says fun like their two separate conclusions in full colour animation!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:22 No.18816982
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:23 No.18816993
    You mean Vag and Draw?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:26 No.18817018
    I'm female and i play MTG does that count? I tried 40k but i didn't like it much
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:52 No.18817229
    The Un-Thread clearly has the resilience of a Hive Tyrant spamming life-drain on guardsmen.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:54 No.18817249
    this is the best thread ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:55 No.18817258
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:56 No.18817270
    That's not funny, I lost a game because in the final turn, just before I killed it (it had 1 wound left) it used life-drain on a guard squad of 10 and killed all of them (including an autocannon) and regained all its wounds.

    Shit was whack yo.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:11 No.18817406
    I'm honestly confused.

    I'm not sure if I should be saging such a shit thread, or hailing it as the greatest thread I have ever read.

    I've never experienced such a conundrum before.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)16:02 No.18818453
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    I hope this thread lives for 24 hours, that would be hilarious
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)16:45 No.18818811
    You've seen nothing yet
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:09 No.18819029
    I think the Thread has autosaged
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:12 No.18819058

    /gt/ stands for Gay Trannies. /tg/ is your friendly neighborhood traditional games board.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:15 No.18819084
    To think this thread not only autosaged, but outlived countless other, non-shitposting quality threads.

    Was it worth it /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:17 No.18819102
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:20 No.18819147

    This is the Un-thread. The Harbinger of End times. Are you saying that you think it could've died on its own? Never.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:20 No.18819148
    wrong way around
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:26 No.18819210
    So when this thread dies, struck down by the uncaring and ever vigilant autosage... does that mean the end is averted... or that it has just begun?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)19:36 No.18820478
    I think the thread is also at 24 hours of existing!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)19:37 No.18820486

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