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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: The Italian Job Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/20/12(Fri)22:00 No.18797894  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "No." Hina answers, her grip on the wooden sword tightening.
    "A kiss then. Surely you girls can let a kiss go?"
    "No." they say in unison.
    "A hug? 3 minutes." she offers.
    "30 seconds. and you keep your hands where we can see them." Erica tells her.
    "One minute." she retorts

    Hina and Erica look at each other and then look at you.
    "Deal." Erica tells her. "But no funny stuff."
    "Of course." she reaches the base of the stairs and begins to climb towards you.

    "Go on. Give her a hug." Erica says with a grin as she pushes you towards the lady.
    She reaches you and holds you silently for a full minute.
    Before the minute is up, you feel her give your butt a quick squeeze.

    "He went through there." She finally says as she pulls herself away from you.
    She's pointing towards a nondescript door near the end of the catwalk.

    "Thank you, ma'am. Some more of my men should be following us through here as well. Would you also give them safe passage?" You ask her.
    "For those firm buns? Anything." She smiles as you head off.

    You walk through the door and find yourselves in some sort of office, a file cabinet has been overturned revealing a crack in the wall leading to another tunnel.
    Your group walks in through the crack and back into the dark, damp depths of Undercon.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:01 No.18797901
    Slam and jam.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:03 No.18797939
    Let's do the time warp again.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:04 No.18797948
    Turn yourself about.
    That's what it's all about.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:06 No.18797974
    Get up, it's time to slam down.
    >> Lookout 04/20/12(Fri)22:12 No.18798035
    open the door
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)22:13 No.18798048
    Shit yes!
    olde english, porkchops, and msq. What could make for a better friday?
    >> Lookout 04/20/12(Fri)22:14 No.18798050
    get on the floor
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:15 No.18798063
    Tank Witches Quest.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)22:17 No.18798078
    Im there too look back a few posts.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:18 No.18798092
    Get that one promotion that you always wanted. or if not employed, get that one job that you had that eye on.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:18 No.18798094
    Yeah but you didn't mention it.
    >> Lookout 04/20/12(Fri)22:18 No.18798100
    everybody do the getreadytorunfromFurries
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/20/12(Fri)22:19 No.18798105
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    You find yourselves walking in a still wet section of the sewers.
    Questionable, unspeakable things float by you in the foot-deep sludge.

    3 ninjas take point, 3 more cover the rear. Your main party taking up the middle of the file.

    You walk on, refuse and waste from the surface drifting by lazily.
    There, a blond wig with a suspicious red stain.
    And there, the glove from some intricate foam armor.
    You look around the moss and mold covered walls and find something that disturbs you.
    Strands of long purple fur.
    They shine in the beam of your flashlight as you look at the morbid trail on the wall before you.

    "Furries are afoot." You tell your team, making them take out their weapons oncemore.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:22 No.18798141
    >Perrine gets a medical
    >so much implied implications
    >could still be referring to a fucking baby bird goddamnit LG
    >also Negi crashes our beach party
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:24 No.18798171
    Nah, that was Ron Swanson
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/20/12(Fri)22:24 No.18798181
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    Yes, made it.
    By the way guys, read the archives. What happened to the Moral Hatting Debate?>>18798105
    >Furries are afoot
    Ready the Demon Slayer, we shall spill furry blood tonight.
    >ironically enough, one of my friends is a furry. I still dont like furries, though. for good reason.

    And LG, I commend the fact that you can pull of a massive shitstorm out of the blue with just one post.
    Here's a gift.

    Its not canon till its fire, but by God LG's loading the shit out of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:25 No.18798195
    >what happened to the moral hatting

    Turned into a debate between two people exclusively about the nature of debate. I got bored and just kinda lurked the thread at that point.
    >> Lookout 04/20/12(Fri)22:26 No.18798200
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    Ron Swanson? In my MSQ?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/20/12(Fri)22:28 No.18798220
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    Your group walks through the tunnel cautiously, weapons flinching at every shadow and sound.
    After about 15 more minutes, you come at a fork in the tunnels.
    To your left, a slightly drier, smaller tunnel. In the distance you hear the sound of traffic.
    To your right, the same kind of wet, sludge-strewn tunnel you have been following since you got out of the factory.


    [ ]left
    [ ]right
    [ ]wait for the rest of the ninjas
    >> Lookout 04/20/12(Fri)22:29 No.18798243
    Tell one of the shirt ninjas to leave a marker to the others, should the manage to find us.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:29 No.18798244
    Wait for ninjas, then head left.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:30 No.18798246
    Left, and leave a marking or something to tell the others which way we went.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/20/12(Fri)22:30 No.18798247
    Verrah nice, sir.

    I get the feeling I'm missing something here
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/20/12(Fri)22:31 No.18798253
    >> Lookout 04/20/12(Fri)22:32 No.18798265
    perfect filename.
    excellent work AD.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/20/12(Fri)22:34 No.18798288

    [X] Wait for the rest of the ninjas.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:36 No.18798309
    does kraus know roughly where we are in the city? If we can hear traffic there is a chance he can pull video feed to tell us if M went that way
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/20/12(Fri)23:04 No.18798613
    >brb discussing a business venture with a neighbor
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:05 No.18798617
    Don't buy nothin' LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:06 No.18798629
    >> Lookout 04/20/12(Fri)23:06 No.18798637
    thought you might be trying to pull a Mark Twain there for a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:07 No.18798648
    Oh, and we should never try to use the bunny ears on nasu unless she is in "mortal" peril. Just tell her that its a powerup from where you are from if asked. Also, NEVER TRY IT OTHERWISE.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:09 No.18798668

    And most people seemed to end up saying no hatting
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:11 No.18798689
    [ ]left
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/20/12(Fri)23:11 No.18798690
    Fly, you fool!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:14 No.18798713
    It probably wouldn't work anyway,
    She is a much more complex construct than the ones we hatted
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:15 No.18798723
    Really? I got the opposite impression. Are you sure you weren't just hearing the loudest people?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:16 No.18798738
    Which logically means we would have less work to do. We gave the simple ones entirely new personalities - she already has one. And it's already that of a maid.

    Shit, it should actually be even EASIER to take her over.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/20/12(Fri)23:18 No.18798746

    One more vote for NO HATTING!!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/20/12(Fri)23:22 No.18798781
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    You head left and ask bob to leave a sign for the other ninjas to follow.
    The dry tunnel is a welcome reprieve from slogging trough all that much earlier.
    As you continue to walk, the sounds of vehicles and screeching tires grow louder.

    With your weapons at the ready, you round a bend and find yourselves in a huge chamber held up by countless towering collumns.
    Wooden torches along the walls cast some light on the ground as the high pitched whirs of multiple engines fill the cavern.

    A man in a gorrilla suit steps out from behind a collumn and heads straight towards your group.

    [ ]RETREAT!
    [ ]Wait for whatever he does.

    >is now considering financing a small buy&sell auto business
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:24 No.18798786
    rolled 16 = 16

    Brick him
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:24 No.18798791
    Gorillas are pretty cool. Let's see what he does.
    But make sure he's alone.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:24 No.18798794
    Stop right there Gorilla Man. Let's talk.

    An unconscious pervert won't get us any information so as much as I wish for him to be burned and maimed we should at least try to get info before we rip his guts out.
    >> Lookout 04/20/12(Fri)23:26 No.18798805
    [x]Wait for whatever he does.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/20/12(Fri)23:28 No.18798826
    As much as I want to MAIM KILL BURN furries, we need info.

    "We dont want to hurt you, gorilla! Stop! Or we WILL open fire."

    If he doesnt stop, throw the brick at his legs. We need to see the capabilities of the Demon Slayer, and he will prove to be a wonderful test subject.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:29 No.18798834
    [X ]Wait for whatever he does.
    Dead things tell no tales. We need him alive
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:29 No.18798841
    Wait and see.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:34 No.18798886
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:35 No.18798898
    Wait and see, unless he's wearing Mardi Gras beads. Then kill it with fire.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/20/12(Fri)23:36 No.18798919
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    "Furries..." Naru says in a low voice as she readies her chain.
    The ninjas too, ready thier weapons and hilarious karate poses.
    "Wait." You tell them "Lets see what he does first."

    The gorrillaman approches you, the red necktie at his neck swaying with each step, and takes off his costume's head.
    "Hey guys. You come here for the next race?" he asks.
    "What race?" Erica says.
    "This race." he points at the a group of vehicles, not unlike go-karts cobbled together from shopping carts and lawnmowers, now coming into view.
    People in various costumes ride them and are throwing banana peels and what appears to be dead turtles at each other.

    "We're the Karters." The gorrillaman continues to explain. "And this is the 122nd sewer cup."

    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/20/12(Fri)23:37 No.18798923

    [X] Wait for whatever he does.

    We need info but give him fair warning if he makes any hostile moves.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:38 No.18798943
    [x] Erica can be Toad because Toad hat is silliest hat.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:39 No.18798947
    That's great. Look, you seen anyone come by that looks like this? He was probably wearing a black and red robe.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:41 No.18798980
    Let's race them for info on the guy we're tracking.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/20/12(Fri)23:44 No.18799001
    rolled 62 = 62

    Request ze informations, about ze man, what we are following. If we must race for it, we shall.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/20/12(Fri)23:53 No.18799093
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    "That's great. Anyway, have you seen a man in a black robe go by here?" You ask him as you describe the man you are after.
    "That guy? He fucking stole on of our reserve carts!" The gorrillaman says in anger. "I wasnt even done painting it yet."
    "Which way did he go?" Erica asks him.
    "Through the western culvert, it should lead you to the surface if you avoid all the cave-ins." he explains.
    "He was through here about an hour ago though. No way you can catch up to him on foot. They may not look like it, but my babies can go at a street shredding 15kph." he says proudly.

    "Will you lend us some carts?" You ask him.
    "Weeeell..." he begins to say, looking thoughtfully at your group.

    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:54 No.18799106
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:55 No.18799109
    rolled 63 = 63

    Would a true Gorilla let a man like that escape. I say no, let me track him down for you, he shall rue this day!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:56 No.18799116
    rolled 6 = 6

    Give him the junkfood.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:56 No.18799117
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:56 No.18799121
    rolled 85 = 85

    Brick him and steal some karts if he says 'no.'
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:56 No.18799122
    rolled 98 = 98

    It if makes you feel better, we're probably gonna beat the shit out of him if we find him.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:58 No.18799151
    We race!

    We remember when our parents bet on us to win a race with the local oyabun's son. We crashed and lost so they used us for collateral, we eventually befriended him while helping him work on his car and learnt to drive well before he and his family were killed in gang wars
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)00:07 No.18799247
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    "... Are those Doritos in that bag?" He asks nodding towards the plastic bag Naru had with her.
    "Yes. And pringles and a couple of boxes of pocky." She answers.
    "Hmnnn.. I do have 4 carts in running order..." He contemplates.
    "We'll give you the bag for them." You tell him. "And Ill make sure you get all five carts back after we're through."
    "Okay, sure. Let me show you to your rides." He shakes your hand.

    He leads you to a space near one wall were a pile of parts and a bunch pf halfbuilt vehicles are stored.
    In a row near the mountain of metal, are four gokarts.
    Each one was made from a small enging, rubber tires taken off kid's bikes, and a frame ripped out of a shoppingcart.

    "Here they are. All topped up and ready to race."
    "If you crash in one of them or if they blow up, don't bother putting out the fire, jsut leave em like that." He laughs, "It'll make it easier for us to find them in the tunnels."

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:09 No.18799271
    Hina and the ninja's can watch the crowd for our targets

    Gai, Erica, Naru and Hayate can race
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:13 No.18799313
    Core team will race, Naru and the ninjas will follow on foot.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:15 No.18799331
    This with

    Delicious PTSD
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:16 No.18799344
    rolled 27 = 27

    Hayate, Hina, Naru, and Ninjaleaderguydude.
    Erica and Gai can bring the rest of the ninjas.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:17 No.18799367
    Just our team driving

    Naru and the ninja's can scout out the crowd and surrounding area for any targets
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:18 No.18799373
    You think Erica's gonna pass up the chance to drive something?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:19 No.18799395
    Thirding this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)00:28 No.18799476
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    >core team driving
    You, Gai, Erica and Hina approach the vehicles.
    "Naru, I want you and the ninjas to follow on foot." You tell her as you get into one of the carts.
    "Yes, my Lord." She answers.

    "Wait!" The gorrillaman interrupts you as you start the engine.
    You think he's gonna teach you how to handle the machines or something, but your were mistaken.
    "If you're gonna ride the kart, then you must look the part."
    He gives you a red hat and a fake mustache.
    To Gai, he hands a similar hat but in green, a mustache is also with it.
    To Hina, a small crown made of gold painted cardboard.
    And to Erica, he hands a hat that looks like the top of a mushroom.

    "Why do I get to be a mushroom?" She asks as she puts the hat ontop of her current one.
    "We had no crowns left, sorry." The gorrillaman answers her with a shrug.

    Gai slaps his had and mustache onto his helmet, Hina dons her crown.

    You attach the silly mustache on your face and take off your bunny ears to make room for the red hat with an 'M' on it.

    You call Naru over.
    "Hay, take care of these for me, will you?" you tell her as you put the bunny-ears on top of her short brown hair.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:29 No.18799485
    >you tell her as you put the bunny-ears on top of her short brown hair.


    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:29 No.18799487
    Here comes the shitstorm
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:30 No.18799494
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    >Director's face when
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)00:31 No.18799501
    Suddenly this pic >>18798181
    became really fucking related.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:32 No.18799509
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:32 No.18799515


    >character isoleli
    Yes, captcha, she may indeed be a new character.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:32 No.18799516
    >you put the bunny-ears on top of her short brown hair
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:33 No.18799517
    Oh hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:36 No.18799548
    I hope Erica's hat is the toadette hat.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:40 No.18799574
    Is LG going for the double troll i wonder?

    You know, the one where the people against create a shitstorm... Then he informs us that the ears were simulated and therefore don't work for hatting?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:41 No.18799578
    Quite likely
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)00:46 No.18799630
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    She's taken aback by this.
    A faint blush forms on her face as she reaches up to touch the fluffy ears on her head.
    "Naru?" you ask
    "....." She continues to feel the ears
    "Naru, are you okay?" you ask again.
    "... Ah yes. Yes I am My Lord."
    She answers you, her hand darting away form the ears on her head quickly.

    "Okay then.. You and the Ninjas follow us as fast as you can."
    "Yes My lord, I will follow you wherever you wish to go." she answers before she calls the ninjas together.

    You pull the starter cord on the engine.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:49 No.18799649
    >I will follow you wherever you wish to go
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:50 No.18799653
    >"Yes My lord, I will follow you wherever you wish to go."

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:50 No.18799654
    ...is that maid holding an unwrapped condom and a small bottle of oil?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:53 No.18799669
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    This may or may not be appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:53 No.18799678
    >skip sleeping in
    >Naru got hat on
    >it's like pokemon but with hats.

    righto, i can follow AC quest aswell now, best weekend this month.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:53 No.18799679
    >"Yes My lord, I will follow you wherever you wish to go."

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)01:04 No.18799752
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    The four of you gun the engines, and head into a tunnel to the west of the large cavern.

    The road is lit only by the single beam of your flashlight as you take the lead.
    The high-pitched whirr of your engines, combined with the smell of gasoline setting your blood on fire.
    You remember this. You've done this once before.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:08 No.18799794
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    I'm still mad, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:10 No.18799824

    We did it again.

    Erica is the dom, Ursula is the sub, Hina is the demure, Perrine is the Tsundere. What with Naru be?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:11 No.18799834
    Here comes the PTSD.

    PTSD is one of the best parts of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:13 No.18799852
    We could probably use a Tsukkomi.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:13 No.18799858
    The second sub
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)01:15 No.18799879
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    You were 13 at the time, and your father had gotten into betting on illegal street races.
    After being unable to pay for most of his losses, he volunteered you to race for the people he owed money to.

    You were given a beat-down, patched-up old Mitsubishi.
    Now, one normally wouldn't trust a 13 year old behind the wheel, and for good reason too.
    As that race began, you managed to slog on through the curves and corners of that mountain pass, actually being able to pass one of the competitors in a particularly lucky bend.

    But of course, being 13 years old, and with no experience behind the wheel, you made a mistake.
    Your car plowed into the side of a black Nissan being driven by the son of one of the "organizers" of the event, taking both of you out of the race.

    To appease the owners of that car, your father, and the people he had you drive for, gave you up as an indentured servant to that family.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)01:15 No.18799880
    rolled 24 = 24

    A what?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:16 No.18799882
    I'm not familiar with this word, elaborate?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:17 No.18799894
    Goddamn. Our childhood.

    Right in the emotions.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:19 No.18799903
    rolled 65 = 65



    Basically, straight man and wise guy. Boke is the wise guy, Tsukkomi is the straight man.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:19 No.18799906
    Japanese comedy double act, the duo consists of the Tsukkomi and Boke. The straight man and the funny man. The Boke says something stupid, misinterpretable or forgetful, and the Tsukkomi corrects them by smacking them on the head with a fan.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)01:25 No.18799959
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    YOu were sent to work helping out in a garage those people kept in a nondescript warehouse somewhere near the docks.
    For months you helped out by cleaning the cars and fetching tools for the mechanics.
    For those months, you and the boss' son grew to be fast friends.

    After a particularly great win on his part, he let you behind the wheel of his car and gave you some pointers.

    These driving lessons continued for weeks after every race he was in, and soon you grew better and better.
    You became so good in-fact that it actually got the boss' attention.

    One night, while you were helping out prepare for another race, the boss approached you.
    "Hey, how would you like to drive for us?" he asked you.
    "You of course jumped at the opportunity and were given a red Lancer to race in.
    You and the boss' son soon dominated the illegal racing circuit in that prefecture.

    It was a great life, one of machinery and victory.
    But it was not to last.

    One day, while you were out on an errand to pickup a shipment of oil for the garage, it all ended.
    You came back to a burnt warehouse.
    The cars, and the barracks all aflame.
    None of the mechanics, drivers, all of your friends were to be found.

    When you asked the firefighter on-scene what happened, all he answered was,
    "Another gang connected arson it seems. Been having a lot of these the past few months."

    You walked home that day, with nothing but the keys to the car you drove, and the echoes of its engine in your mind.

    one that reacts to bad jokes.

    A 'straight man' in western comedy
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:27 No.18799983
    I still don't understand how we are as well adjusted as we are.

    Most people would of been a wreck after six months of Hayate's life
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:29 No.18799995
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    Goddamn, it's a good thing we're in the meta and not our evil home universe.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)01:29 No.18799998
    rolled 68 = 68

    Ah, gotcha.

    He has an amazing mental fortitude.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)01:29 No.18800002
    rolled 88 = 88

    too right, mate.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:31 No.18800017
    We need to buy a red lancer.
    Something that collapses into a small package, or something like a capsule corp thing
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:32 No.18800035
    I agree.

    We've already got a bitchin' house, now we need a pimpin' car.

    And we can buy Erica a pimp suit because you know she's running this shit. Also she'd look damn fine in a pimp suit.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:35 No.18800057
    Purple suit, hat with the big feather and zebra striped band, fur coat and a golden cane? I like this idea
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)01:35 No.18800058
    rolled 25 = 25

    We still need to get her into that suit we bought on our date.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)01:35 No.18800061
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    As you reminisc about days gone by, the miles of tunnel you covered grew.
    On the distance, you see a faint light and the sound of another engine.
    You have your man.

    You floor it, ekking out as much speed out of the little vehicle as you could.
    In the distance, the hooded man turns his head and you see the reflection of your light on a pair of glasses.
    It's M, there's no doubt about that now.

    Erica pulls up alongside you and readies her gun.
    You will your engine for a just a little more speed.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:36 No.18800078
    rolled 45 = 45

    This is going to end in flaming wreckage.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:37 No.18800079
    rolled 46 = 46

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:37 No.18800082
    rolled 28 = 28

    Go speed racer!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:37 No.18800085
    rolled 58 = 58

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:38 No.18800093
    rolled 2 = 2

    apparently we can't go any faster... so rolling for M to crash
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:40 No.18800107
    rolled 2 = 2

    Even if we blow our engine if we cause him to crash as well it will be worth it
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:41 No.18800112
    rolled 54 = 54

    /tg/ dice like racecars, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:42 No.18800122
    rolled 96 = 96

    No whammy, no whammy
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:43 No.18800138
    rolled 41 = 41


    Full Hot Blood mode, activate.




    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:43 No.18800140
    >two twos
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)01:44 No.18800149
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    You feel your vehicle shake and vibrate as you try and will it to go faster.
    He's not getting ahead of you, but you aren't catching up.
    A fork in the road,. the left hand side is caved in.
    You twist the wheel right, and everyone follows in a chorus of buzzing engines and squealing wheels.

    "She canna handle it nomore capn'!" Erica yells in a ver fake scottish accent from behind you, her engine letting out billowing clouds of smoke.

    [ ]have erica shoot him
    [ ]continue as you are
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:44 No.18800154
    What the fuck, /tg/ dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:45 No.18800170
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    rolled 44 = 44

    >implying it's implications
    >implying it hasn't been canoned, fired, landed and splattered already
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:45 No.18800171
    Shake and Bake!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:46 No.18800173
    >dat filename

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:46 No.18800177
    >Never leave her behind.jpg
    oh god LG what are you doiiiing
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:48 No.18800197
    rolled 71 = 71

    He's getting away, shoot him!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:49 No.18800198
    [x]have erica shoot him
    Shoot him now while she still has a shot!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:50 No.18800205
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:55 No.18800245
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    rolled 59 = 59


    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:55 No.18800246
    >troll throttle is stuck at full

    Have Erica shoot his tires out. Ace of Aces should be able to handle that no trouble.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:56 No.18800256

    With rubber bullets?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)01:58 No.18800275
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    >Shake and bake
    They position thier carts behind you, bumper touching bumper as they drove.

    In a single file, each car pushed the one infront of it.
    With the airresistance reduced by having a smaller front profile, the combined horespower of the 4 small engines are enough to push you right alongside him.

    "NO! YOU ARE NOT TAKING ME BACK ALIVE!" M says as he digs for something in the basket attached infront of his steering collumn.

    He pulls out an over-sized banana peel and throws it.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)01:58 No.18800278
    rolled 63 = 63

    I have no idea what it is, but let's [x]SHAKE AND BAKE
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)01:59 No.18800286
    rolled 80 = 80

    Now for an actually relevant roll!

    >watch, as it fucks us all hard.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:00 No.18800288
    rolled 20 = 20

    nonono just drive straight or you'll spinnnnnnn
    >> dice 1d100 Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:01 No.18800298
    Nah bro, you just had to drift you were a-ok
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:01 No.18800305
    rolled 76 = 76

    Let me try that again
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)02:08 No.18800355
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    You swerve to avoid the comic weapon, Erica and Hina do the same.
    Gai, unfortunately, plows straight into it and losses control.

    His cart ends up as a feiry fireball against the wall.
    'GO ON! I'll follow on foot.' He mentillates as you begun to ease up on the throttle.

    You jam your foot into the pedal once more.

    WIth her cart stabilized in between your's and Hina's, Erica lines up a shot...

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:08 No.18800358
    rolled 67 = 67

    Come on, Erica!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.18800363
    rolled 55 = 55

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.18800365
    rolled 71 = 71

    Hey, what's that over there?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.18800366
    rolled 93 = 93

    Pew pew pew.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.18800367
    rolled 48 = 48

    Ace of Aces. She got this
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)02:11 No.18800378
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    rolled 30 = 30

    shoot 'em up Erica

    >mfw bunny ears
    LG you so funnay
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:12 No.18800388
    rolled 80 = 80

    ...we're between Erica and her target.
    Between Teamkills McChaingunny and the target. Brilliant!
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)02:13 No.18800391
    rolled 5 = 5

    crazy like a fox we are.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:14 No.18800401
    Lookout. Hey, Lookout.
    Stop rolling.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)02:14 No.18800405
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    Erica's gun barks fury into the air, a barrage of rubber bullets flinging themselves at M.

    His heavy cloak absorbs much of the impact but they still make him panick and slow down a little.
    You need to take him down now.

    Taking your brick out of the holster, you use it to wedge the accelerator on your cart in place.
    You stand up on your seat and prepare to leap.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:16 No.18800422
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)02:16 No.18800423
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    rolled 34 = 34

    make me.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:16 No.18800426
    rolled 70 = 70

    We were a stunt double for a movie once, we broke both our legs and our collarbone, they never paid workers comp.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:17 No.18800428
    rolled 97 = 97

    We are the spider-butler.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:17 No.18800429
    rolled 76 = 76

    Oh god we're going to get a facefull of pavement.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:17 No.18800434
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    rolled 12 = 12

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)02:18 No.18800441
    rolled 58 = 58

    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)02:22 No.18800478
    rolled 51 = 51

    gonna have to do better than that.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:22 No.18800484
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    rolled 99 = 99

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:24 No.18800492
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    rolled 58 = 58

    Not bad.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)02:24 No.18800493
    rolled 56 = 56

    Better, indeed.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)02:25 No.18800499
    alright, you've convinced me. ill leave the dice alone for the rest of tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:26 No.18800514
    rolled 38 = 38

    But... but... without low rolls how will we get our daily dose of HUE?!
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)02:28 No.18800535
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    Udz can cover for me, I'm sure.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)02:28 No.18800536
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    As you lepts across the space between you, a song played in your head
    "Butler-man, Butler-man. Does whatever a butler can."

    You land right on top of him.
    "FUCK YOU!" He begins to throw wild punches as he struggles to keep the vehicle in control.
    You fight back. Your fists bust up his glasses and messes up his hood.
    As the cloth covering his head falls away, it reveals a shaven head and a weird tattoo on his skull.
    You continue pummeling him into submission.

    He losses consciousness and control of the cart.
    You grab the wheel and ease it to stopping by grinding it against a wall.

    Erica and Hina pull up alongside you, your unmanned cart crashing and overturning a few meters ahead.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)02:29 No.18800544
    rolled 85 = 85

    Probably. Unless I'm distracted at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:30 No.18800561
    Well, we're touching him, right? I sort of expected him to disappear, simulating him being pulled back to the Bureau.

    Oh well. If we've still got him, get him tied up.
    Search him for anything useful.
    And then let Erica interrogate him for information regarding the other two rogues.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:31 No.18800569
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    Wait. Shaved heads, red robes, weird tattoos. This might be a stretch, but…
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:31 No.18800572
    Celebratory makeouts with Hina while Erica secures the prisoner.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)02:32 No.18800579
    inspect that tattoo. compliment erica for good shootan. Ask Hina to retrieve Demon Slayer. Let Gai know we got M, have him regroup with the followers.

    I'm feeling too good tonight to channel the necessary bad feels to get the dice to obey me tonight.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)02:32 No.18800583
    rolled 55 = 55

    M's robe was black.

    Q&A time. Send the ninj-ers back with the carts?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:33 No.18800589
    Examine the prisoner, and report in with The Dude.

    Im betting the reason he didnt disappear is so we can examine him.
    Also take his cloak
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:40 No.18800633
    Loot his shit, tie him up, and start looking for a way back to wherever is safe.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:42 No.18800645
    hi-fives all around.

    Tie him up, take his device.

    Have Kraus mind-rape it for information.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:43 No.18800658
    >Have Kraus mind-rape it for information.
    Oh, good point!
    If he has his Device with him, then it would have recorded everything said between M and the other two.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)02:50 No.18800715
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    >Inspect the tattoo
    You look at the tattoo, Its a weird symbol like two tapeworms fighting each other in a circle.
    You also take his robe off and leave him in the jeans and non-descript black shirt he was wearing underneath it.

    After rooting through his pockets, you find a couple thousand in chips and a card for a shop in the red-light district.
    [Hapsiel's Happiness Hovel] it said in bold purple letters.
    On the back was a small map showing it's location.

    The Dude contact's you as you put the card away.
    'So, you caught one huh? Good work. Well take care of him now and give you what information we can squeeze out of him later.'
    The prisoner disappears from where he lay.
    'You now have 39 hours left. Good luck.'
    The connection ends.

    [ ]bring carts back
    [ ]wait for Naru and Ninjas
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:51 No.18800718
    Is his device still working for him though? They might have some sort of programming so they won't betray the bureau which is how we found out about this situation
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:53 No.18800730
    [X]wait for Naru and Ninjas

    Lounge among the smoldering wrecks looking suave as all hell.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)02:53 No.18800731
    [x]wait for Naru and the Ninjas (which sounds like the name for a shitty high school weaboo band)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:53 No.18800732
    Start hauling the carts. Presumably we'll meet up with Naru on the way.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)02:53 No.18800737
    rolled 34 = 34

    Wait, then return the carts
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:54 No.18800740
    [x]wait for Naru and Ninjas
    We'll task some of the Ninjas to take the carts back, and the rest of us will go in the direction that M was going. Presumably, that's where we can find the other two.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)02:54 No.18800747
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    as suave as only post-apocalypse can be.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:56 No.18800759
    Get Gai to collect our minions, we take the carts back and then join up to check out that shop
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)03:05 No.18800836
    definitely something worth asking about either next time we talk to the Dude or when the exercise is over.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)03:08 No.18800854
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    You lounge around waiting for the others to arrive, your arms around Hina and Erica.

    A few moments later, Gai followed by the pthers walk into view.
    "How did it go?" He asks you
    "We got him. He also left a clue." You say as you show him the card.
    "The red-light district again... It seems fate has been pushing us towards that place all this time."
    "Indeed." you answer.

    "My lord, Are you alright?" Naru comes running up to you with Bob the shirt-ninja beside her.
    "Yeah, I'm good." you answer her as you rip off the silly mustache and hat.
    "My lord," She says as she moves to take off the bunny ears. "I kept it safe for you."
    "Thanks." you tell her as you pat them firmly onto her head. "You keep them on for now, jsut to make sure they stay safe."
    "... Yes My Lord." she answers with a bow.

    You tell bob to get Four of his ninjas and to drive the remaining carts back to the gorillaman.

    They comply and you are now left with your team of four, Naru, and a pair of ninjas.

    [ ]head back to the ramen-gumi HQ
    [ ]go towards where M was headed
    [ ]Investigate that large hole in the wall.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:09 No.18800876
    [x]go towards where M was headed
    That hole in the wall is tempting, but we've got a job to do, and only 39 hours left to do it in.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:10 No.18800878
    . . . huge hole?
    Might as well at least take a look inside. If there's nothing interesting, we'll go to where M was heading.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:10 No.18800883
    >you can keep them for now

    WHY LG

    [x]go towards where M was headed
    Get the fuck out of these furry infested sewers.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:10 No.18800887
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    >you pat them firmly onto her head.
    >You keep them on for now
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:10 No.18800888
    [X]Investigate that large hole in the wall.

    Huge holes must always be investigated and it hopefully won't take that much time out of our schedule.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:10 No.18800890
    wait what
    J-J-JAM our flashlights in.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)03:11 No.18800894
    rolled 3 = 3

    >[ ]Investigate that large hole in the wall
    Wait, what hole?
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)03:11 No.18800902
    [x]investigate that large hole in the wall.
    Naru constantly saying 'My lord' makes her sound like Visas Marr in my head. which is totally okay with me.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)03:16 No.18800947
    I see that you have been lurking TWQ, Fritz.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)03:17 No.18800954
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    >investigate hole

    Near where your cart overturned, there's a large hole in the wall that opens up into a roughly hewn passage into the rock.
    Your group of 7 enter and investigate it.

    After five minutes, the exit seemed so far away, the tunnel continued on and gradually began getting tighter.

    You push on.
    After five more minutes, the tunnel was so small that you were forced to crawl on your hands and knees to move forwards.

    The claustrophobic passage eventually opened up and you, being in the lead poked your head into the cavern.


    >large tits
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:18 No.18800961
    Check the hole then move on to where M was headed

    Hopefully we can catch R and J

    We still need to run into the Ouendan and EBA teams
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:18 No.18800963
    rolled 89 = 89

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:19 No.18800971
    rolled 75 = 75

    What the Hell now?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:19 No.18800972
    rolled 100 = 100

    Director Yuki's private lounge and her wondering how the fuck we got in there.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:19 No.18800976
    rolled 99 = 99

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:19 No.18800982
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    her face when
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)03:21 No.18800990
    rolled 65 = 65


    That is bloody ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:21 No.18800991
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:21 No.18800992
    And so we unintentionally free/enslave another construct.

    Ethics? Who needs ethics when you have crazy humor?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)03:21 No.18800997
    rolled 20 = 20

    I guess the dice like the gaping hole.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:22 No.18801002
    Dice always like gaping holes
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)03:23 No.18801010
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:23 No.18801012
    Awww yeah.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)03:29 No.18801061
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    Sorry didn't get the whole pic.
    Gentleman behold!
    BTW dem nips.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)03:30 No.18801064
    and I think I know why LG is pushing Naru forward. so that when she does follow us out of the simulation, Perrine will have to get pushed to the back in terms of stuff that must be taken care of immediately, and the pregnancy trolling can go on for another week at least.

    >dose hentai-sized tits.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)03:30 No.18801068
    I'm not sure I want to know how you learned that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)03:30 No.18801070
    rolled 4 = 4

    Aughnasdflns. NOPE.

    Just doesn't look right.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:31 No.18801074
    I don't fuck anything with tits bigger than its head.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:33 No.18801087
    I know, Perrine smiling like that is just wrong
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)03:33 No.18801088
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    You find yourself looking into a room dominated by a tower built from various computers and screens.
    Music is blaring from the stack of technology, and on the other side of it, you see some movement.

    You cautiously crane your neck to see just what exactly it was.
    You spot a very attractive girl playing alone on one of those arcade dance machines.
    She's wearing a hat and blazer similar to the Director's.
    She was also not wearing any pants.
    No, from this very attractive girl's very exposed crotch swung a very unattractive penis.
    A slip of your foot causes a rock to fall towards the floor.
    The dancer hears this and yells out in a very masculine voice that did not fit that very feminine face.
    The dancer looks around and finally spots you peering out of the hole.
    "KYAAAAAH!" The dancer exclaims in a very feminine voice, coupled with a very strong arm that threw a very solid keyboard.

    You hurriedly backed out of there.
    "What did you see?" Erica asks as you tell your team to get out of the tunnel and head back.
    "Something I should not have." You tell her simply.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:35 No.18801104
    Hahahahahaha oh LG you troll you.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)03:35 No.18801105
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:36 No.18801110
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    Director is a dickgirl?

    Goddammit, I hope her clone isn't as well. Although that could mean some crazy bedroom hijinks.

    >prolong pregnancy trolling

    Just... please, no. I want to hold Perrine and tell her it'll be fine and that we'll be there for her.

    I still remember when she was listening outside HIna's door the whole night because she didn't know we'd teleported out, and she was crying her head off because she was so afraid.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:37 No.18801116
    What the fuck?

    I guess this would normally have resulted in a Bad End and a Reload, but the 100 basically saved us from using up another reload bead.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:37 No.18801117
    Yeah, hopefully that was just a Yuki Cosplayer, although if it was the real Yuki, we may have a problem.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)03:39 No.18801132
    rolled 100 = 100

    I seriously doubt the actual Director Nagato would be in the Infinicon sim.

    > I want to hold Perrine and tell her it'll be fine and that we'll be there for her.
    God, yes.

    And she was in her own room, right next to Hina's. The dorms have terrible sound proofing. As in, there is none.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:41 No.18801148
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)03:41 No.18801152
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)03:42 No.18801154
    >rolls a 100 on nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:42 No.18801156
    All it mentioned was
    Pretty girl, hat and blazer like yuki's and DDR machine
    I think it's safe to say not the director
    And the manly voice and giant dong of course
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)03:42 No.18801159
    rolled 66 = 66

    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)03:43 No.18801160
    Jesus dude what did you do to have the dice gods love you like this?
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)03:43 No.18801163
    some froggy comforting would be nice.
    but seriously, you don't expect LG to not wring out every delicious tear and ounce of buttdevastation that he can from this scenario, do you?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:43 No.18801164
    He sucked their dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:43 No.18801168
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    >this entire post

    I've seen some shit, LG.
    At least, that's what I thought.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)03:44 No.18801172
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    You arrive back at the main tunnel, your clothes now covered in dirt and grime from crawling.

    You continue on the path that M was driving down earlier.


    After a couple more kilometers of walking down the wide, empty tunnel, you see a light in the distance.
    It's daylight, and the sound of flowing water beckons you.

    You double your pace and finally get to the exit.

    You find yourselves at the bank aof a small river cutting through a row of tall buildings on either side.
    The signboards and window displays you can see clue you in on your location.
    You have arrived at the Red-light Hentai district.


    It was supposed to be a furry pit.
    The hundred did save you.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:45 No.18801177


    We hold Perrine and tell her it'll be fine and that we'll be there for her.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)03:46 No.18801186
    Go to the location on the card.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:46 No.18801190
    Disguise the Women as Men.

    Only then shall we proceed.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:46 No.18801196
    rolled 37 = 37

    Pray tell, how many scenarios have we completely fucked up with 100s?
    I can only count Hina sexing, T-rex taming, and this.

    Also, rolling for Slaneesh, Billy, and Frank to be waiting for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:47 No.18801197
    Get to the Happiness Hotel. It's our lead on what he was doing, we might find something there. Stick together and don't stare too long at the abyss.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)03:47 No.18801198
    get Erica and Hina back under their cloaks, then head for the Hapsiel's Happiness Hovel
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:47 No.18801199
    >WAT DO
    Go to Hapsiel's Happiness Hovel.

    >It was supposed to be a furry pit.
    >The hundred did save you.
    Also, you dumb shits, we're running out of reloads and the RNG is a fucking piece of shit that gets seeded with low rolls, and you intentionally choose something that will get us Bad Ended?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:49 No.18801213
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    Also, ask Naru if she recognises the freaky symbol.

    That fucker
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:50 No.18801222

    wait, HAPSIEL?!

    oh god, OH GOD NO!

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:53 No.18801240
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    I'm waiting for you. . .
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:56 No.18801259

    What the fuck.

    What the fucking fuck.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)03:56 No.18801262
    He's scarier than frank!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:02 No.18801297
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    . . . why the fuck does he have an SOS brigade tattoo?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:03 No.18801311
    We should ask Naru about that, maybe there's an SOS Brigade somewhere in Infinicon.
    It's more likely than not.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:04 No.18801317
    Because our next BBEG is a rogue Haruhi, obviously. She's been taking agents and brainwashing them to start a war and destroy the Director, Kyon and the IDPKB. Makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:04 No.18801318
    Because Haruhi is the legitimate god of the multiverse, was chained by the Director to prevent her from destabilizing things, and we're now going to be seeing a lot of BAD WOLF style messages as she subconsciously tries to contact us on her golden throne.

    Or Haruhism has a following at Infinicon.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:06 No.18801327
    To the Hovel!

    Here is hoping our 1s roll not on their own.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:08 No.18801341
    >Or Haruhism has a following at Infinicon.
    Oh come on, now you're just being silly.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:08 No.18801343
    rolled 88 = 88

    What do you mean?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)04:09 No.18801348
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    You quickly get the girls under thier coats, Naru donning the one you took off M.
    After hiding your larger weapons and making sure to leave signs for the other ninja following you, you head up to street level.

    "No eye contact." Naru tells your group in a whisper.
    "No sudden movements."

    You walk along in the sunlit street, in between signs advertising Octopus-maid cafes and Dickgirl Massages.
    You make sure to stay clear of any side alleys and shadow covered areas, knowing full-well the depravity that goes on in them.

    You follow the map and head towards Hapsiel's Happiness Hovel.

    You find the building you were searching for.
    Its a squat structure painted in hideous shades of purple and pink.
    All the windows have been covered with purple pare with little hearts cut out of them.
    Through the cut-outs, you can only see pink throbbing lights inside.

    "I.. Don't like this." Hina says as she tugs at your sleeve.

    [ ]scout it out
    [ ]head on in
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:10 No.18801353
    worth a shot, at least i know my dice are good tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:10 No.18801356
    Scout it out, never enter enemy territory without proper recon.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)04:10 No.18801359
    rolled 1 = 1

    he means this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)04:10 No.18801360
    rolled 5 = 5

    "Neither do I."
    [x]Scout it out
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:11 No.18801365
    [ ]scout it out
    Why the fuck not
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:12 No.18801366
    Well, to be fair, yes, yes I am being silly. Considering how important Yuki is, I'd be surprised if Haruhi wasn't important.

    I mean, she is one of the most powerful characters in fiction on account of being, you know, explicitly omnipotent.

    And if she ever became fully aware of her powers, I suppose it's not completely unreasonable for her to be lobotomized and imprisoned Emperor style.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:12 No.18801368
    rolled 75 = 75

    In this case, "proper recon" is 10 kilos of high explosives.

    Pity we haven't got any.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)04:12 No.18801370
    head in. we stand out, we can't waste any more time before the other two agents get farther from us.
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:12 No.18801371
    Dem o's
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:13 No.18801379
    [x] scout
    Perhaps send a few ninjas in? Hopefully their SAN checks are in order.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:14 No.18801382
    rolled 6 = 6

    [x]Head on in

    Men, we fight the good fight. We will storm their hotels, raid their cafes, and cleanse this area of its sins. To do this, we need bravery, not just any bravery, we need pure, concentrated, unrivaled, courage. With that courage, we will have the power to defeat all the stand before us! Onwards men! Hyaa!
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:15 No.18801396
    Sometime when we are free we gotta see if we can have this simulation done again for fun with the use of majaik.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)04:15 No.18801398
    saying that, in the middle of the hentai district, sounds like an Oglaf comic.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:17 No.18801410
    10 kilos? I'd firebomb the entire city to hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:18 No.18801415
    Let's see if you still think like that after the hovel.
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:19 No.18801424
    Im basically saying purge it with fire, imagine what Erica could do to the district.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:20 No.18801431
    I meant 10 kilos for the one shop we're about to enter. We'd need to hire the RAF to re-enact the bombing of Dresden if we wanted this city properly cleansed.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:23 No.18801449
    rolled 71 = 71

    Just ask Dresden to do what he did with the Red Court....
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)04:24 No.18801463
    quiet. LG probably isn't anywhere near Changes yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:25 No.18801469
    [x]scout it out
    Let's not rush in where angels fear to tread.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:27 No.18801486
    I... I honestly can't tell if you made a name-based pun, or mistook Dresden to mean the fictional wizard.

    Also, [X] Scout it out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:28 No.18801489
    fuck you for reminding me that it exists.
    At least there's still, what, two books a year for the next 5 or so years...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:29 No.18801499
    rolled 72 = 72

    Uh, neither, I was just saying that instead of hiring RAF and doing all that waste of time, Dresden could do it in much shorter time and much neater. I guess.

    . . . .
    The building was on fire when he got there.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:30 No.18801503
    Fun fact, Butcher named Dresden after the bombings.

    Notice how Harry likes to use fire spells? Yeah, not a coincidence.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)04:30 No.18801506
    its more like one book a year for 8 years and then the 3 part finale. no idea how long that will take him to write.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:32 No.18801518
    Actually it's likely that there'll be more than 20 books before the Apocalyptic Finale (Hell's Bells, Empty Night, Stars and Stones) because Butcher initially planned to have Ghost Stories' events in 10th book
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)04:33 No.18801519
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    >scout it.

    Your group hangs back as you send Bob and the other ninja inside.
    For cover, you head into the McBukkake across the street.

    Your group sat on a table facing the street, observing the Hovel.

    Around you sat people in varying dress (and undress) enjoying fries and burgers smothered in a sticky looking white fluid.
    You shudder at the thought of what that could be.
    'SHOULD I TELL YOU?' Kraus asks you mentally
    'No. Please no. I'll give you a night out with the dolls and Frau if you don;t, please.' you beg him.
    'PUSSY.' he says as he shuts up.

    Across the street, Bob and his companion run out of the building screaming.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:33 No.18801521
    Nah, more like 1 book a year for 8 years, a 3 part finale, and die after the second book.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:34 No.18801532
    Look at the ninjas with pity. Steel our will and enter. Tell the rest of the group that I can't ask you to come with me, it's too dangerous. I know of these horrors and thus I can't make any one enter this place if not of their free will.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:34 No.18801533
    Intercept Bob, find out what happened.
    We may need to go in with just Gai for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:35 No.18801536
    Crap. How do you deal with people with catastrophic failures on their SAN checks?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:36 No.18801542
    . . . um
    > catastrophic failures on their SAN check
    Normal day for us?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:36 No.18801543
    Dear god.

    Get Bob, ask him what happened. Proceed inside with Gai, the rest stay on the street to see if anyone else comes out
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:37 No.18801551
    For us, it's our entire life up to this point. For poor civilians a security blanket, someone telling them it's alright and about a 50/50 mix of alcohol and cocoa.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:37 No.18801554
    Splitting the party in the middle of the Red Light district? Are you insane?
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)04:38 No.18801557
    >more than 20 case files.
    Even better!
    depends on what they're armed with.
    when the hacker fails a san check, you can let him be.
    when the marksman with the big rifle fails a san check, you hide until he's feeling better.
    let the ninjas run. enter the happiness hovel like the unflappable butler we are.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:40 No.18801565
    Get Bob, question him.
    If he's running too fast, leave him and just waltz in.
    We stared down the Necronomicon. Twice. How bad could it be?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:40 No.18801568
    Normal day for us /tg/ goers, or normal day for Hayate?
    I doubt it's the second one, considering his reaction at the 'white sauce'
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:41 No.18801571
    We assist our ninjas.

    They failed their san check, let's butler them back a few points.
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:41 No.18801573
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    It's just sugar glaze, they have to keep their blood sugar up so they coat their food in it... Right? Right?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:42 No.18801579
    It's not the reaction at the white sauce. It's the fact that if he learns too much, he'll go into a PTSD flashback of that time where our Father dressed us as a girl and sold us to a Sex Shop in Taiwan.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)04:42 No.18801581
    rolled 21 = 21

    Sure, let's go with that.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:42 No.18801582
    Because the first time IT KILLED US.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:43 No.18801585
    Technically 3 times, and the second time it killed us.
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:43 No.18801587
    Wait does anybody here have any sanity left?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)04:43 No.18801588
    rolled 55 = 55

    If you're counting that one, it's three times.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:44 No.18801592
    >sold to crossdress and be an idol
    >sold to racers
    >sold to the yakuza
    >now this
    >plenty of things I don't know about

    Well... I feel bad for our poor PC...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)04:46 No.18801598
    rolled 67 = 67

    It's okay, that's natural.
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:46 No.18801601
    It seems with all of the shit we've been through san checks should be either - or + 20.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:47 No.18801609
    You're forgetting the how he learned to play the violin, or where his skill with drinks comes from, or that time with the fat Greek.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:49 No.18801628
    I'm grouping that with 'things I don't know'
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:50 No.18801633
    or when we broke knife-kun.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:56 No.18801656

    >Those pictures

    Naru's a Trap, isn't he?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)04:56 No.18801663
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    >Get report from bob.
    >Head inside after.

    You quickly get up off your seat and rush outside, the rest of the team hot on your heels.
    "Bob! what happened?" You ask as you catch up to him.
    "It was horrible boss... The muscles... The lips... The pelvic thrusts..." He breaks down in treats.
    "Get a grip on yourself man!" Erica tells him.
    "I'm.. I'm sorry ma'am." he says as he gets back up and tries to get himself together.
    "Boss, I beg you. Don't go in there. Just.. Don't!"

    "I'm sorry Bob, But I must." You tell him with a pat on his shoulder.
    "Girls. You and the ninjas stay here outside and cover us. Watch anyone that gets in or out of the building." You tell them.
    "But.. My lord." Naru begins to object.
    "No buts. I need you to be where I need you. And right now I need you to stay here on the street."
    "Yes My Lord. But if you ever put yourself in danger.. I.. "
    "Don't worry. Danger is my middle name." You tell her with a smile.
    "Shut it teacakes, everyone knows your middle name is Susan." Erica says from inside her hood.
    "Leave the street to us." Hina tells you with a nod.

    You and Gai steel yourselves and head on in.

    *gimme a roll*
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:57 No.18801674
    rolled 34 = 34

    I've faced worse!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:58 No.18801676
    rolled 14 = 14

    Time for Stoic Gai and Unflappable Hayate to go on an adventure.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:58 No.18801677
    rolled 46 = 46

    Welp, we're fucked.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)04:58 No.18801681
    rolled 61 = 61

    This is where Shirou shows up, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)04:59 No.18801686
    rolled 67 = 67

    We were all insane to begin with...
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)04:59 No.18801689
    rolled 97 = 97

    not gettin raped today!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:00 No.18801693
    rolled 70 = 70

    My mind is made of steel, not your pathetic fleshmeats.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:02 No.18801702
    But she's a female.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:03 No.18801712
    Naru, yes. Yukimura, however...
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)05:03 No.18801713
    Is she?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)05:04 No.18801717
    rolled 13 = 13

    I'm not really seeing it, but even if she is, what's the problem?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:05 No.18801725
    That's never actually been confirmed beyond his/her immediate appearance.

    Even flat chest is inconclusive. We'd need to get a look at his/her naughty-bits to be completely certain.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:05 No.18801728
    rolled 49 = 49

    Besides, she's a construct anyway. We could probably change that.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:08 No.18801743
    >I'm grouping that with 'things I don't know'
    Then you must read the archives.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:09 No.18801753
    I think we are unflappable
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)05:12 No.18801768
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    You and Gai push open the doors and head on in.
    Pink doors flank the purple painted hallway and the bright pink shag carpet.
    From behind each door you hear muffled sounds that you would rather not listen to.

    At the end of the hallway, a concierge's desk is set-up.
    Behind it stoop a tall, muscle-bound creature.
    "Oh my, More guests!" It says as it prances out from behind the desk, the six fake wings on its back bouncing with each step.
    "I just looooove cute boys like you." It says as it approaches you, the oiled muscles and tight clothing glowing horribly under the pink neon lights in the hall.
    "What can I do to you this day?" It asks, still taking menacingly slow steps towards your pair.


    Yukimura was confirmed for girl in the LNs
    dat bathing scene
    >> Fritz the hungover somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)05:13 No.18801773
    Welp im out, night all try not to get us raped to death or killed.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:14 No.18801787
    Remain unflapped.

    "We're here about this man, and his associates. What can you tell us about them?"
    Show the picture of M, R, and K.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:14 No.18801788
    Indeed she was. Also, shove the picture of our target in his face.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:15 No.18801791
    We have been sent to find these people.
    >hold up pictures and Gai's Enforcer Badge
    We have been led to believe they have been here recently. Any help would be appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:15 No.18801792
    We are looking for these two men, give pictures of the remaining rogue agents. Have you seen either of them?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:15 No.18801797
    Unflappable mode on.

    Pull out the pictures of the agents, including M, and ask if he's seen any of them and what they did at his establishment.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)05:16 No.18801799
    As am I.

    Good luck, gents.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:16 No.18801801
    Adopt poker face of the century.

    "Sorry to disappoint you, but this visit is for business." Present pictures. "We are looking for these people. At least one of them passed by here. Where are they now?"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:18 No.18801811

    maybe staying focused and confident will throw him off.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:20 No.18801817
    Or maybe (Likely) he's into strong silent types that don't show their emotions. In which case we are many kinds of fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:22 No.18801830
    We got a 97 here and 100 ignored before and he is the most flamboyantly gay combination of billy and slaanesh possible

    He won't be into stoics
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:25 No.18801850

    if that is the case he might try to break through our calm using more subtle(yeah right) methods, my theory is that if we keep holding him off while we seriousbuisness.png him for any information about the other agents, he'll eventually beg us for some lovin.

    >who am i kidding we are boned no matter what.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:28 No.18801869
    This reminded me of something (For some reason). What's going on with Gai and Maggie? How are they doing?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)05:31 No.18801876
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    You remain the calm and unflappable butler that you are. Gai flashes his ICE badge.
    "We're here for business." You tell him as you fish out the pictures of the agents. "Have you seen these men, and do you know where they might be right now?"

    "Ohhh you're a serious one arent you?" he takes the pictures from you, his fingers lingering on your hand.
    "I can't say that I have.... Besides, the pleasures and pains of my customers are always CON-FI-DEN-TIAL. he says with a wink.

    "You are obstructing an official investigation..." Gai speaks up.
    "Ohohoho, speaking of investigations. How I'd love to investigate just what's under that helmet and spandex..." he wraps himself around Gai, your stoic teammate taking it in stride.
    "How about it? One round with me and I'll tell you everything you know." It said slowly.
    "How about You tell us what you know and I don't break the bones in your arm." Gai says as he pries the creature off him.
    "Ohhhh, you know just what to say to make me moist.~"

    [ ]tell me your secrets foul creature
    [ ]lets get out of here this is going nowhere
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:33 No.18801888
    [x]tell me your secrets foul creature
    We have less than 38 hours by my count. Not enough time to be subtle.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:34 No.18801892
    [x]One round
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:34 No.18801895

    [X]lets get out of here this is going nowhere

    giving my theory a long shot.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)05:34 No.18801896
    >Ikusa snaps 2 beads for having to endure this

    [x]tell me your secrets foul creature.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:35 No.18801902
    They probably sit next to each other on park benches, they are both very stoic and don't say much, or anything. They consider it the most romantic date possible.
    [X]tell me your secrets foul creature

    This man is our current best lead, no matter how perverted and messed up he is.

    If you don't tell us what we need to know Mr. Hapsviel there will be a reckoning. The innocent boys will be told the truth, the perverted will be told you are an upstanding place that just isn't for them. Your business will dry up and you'll never be able to grope an attractive man ever again.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:37 No.18801907
    Aww that's sweet.

    I remember those tweets about Ikusa not expecting to find love.
    Then talks about a quiet beauty.
    Is he talking about Maggie as Gai, or is he talking about Yuki as Kyon?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:37 No.18801908
    This is a waste of time, let's get out of here Gai
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:37 No.18801910
    If you tell us what we wish to know, we will reveal the location of a secret lair containing a transvestite playing DDR.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:38 No.18801914

    "Listen, you're into weird stuff, right? Because you're coming off as someone who would LOVE to be forced into this furry suit and thrown hog-tied into the Undercon. Give us the information on these people."
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)05:38 No.18801915
    Did he just do what I think he just did?
    Good God, I pity the bastard. but we have no choice.
    [x]tell me your secrets foul abomination of all existence

    >Can we brick this foul creature in the head once were done? Seriously we'd be doing everyone a favor, simulation or not
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:39 No.18801922
    We used our brick to jam the accelerator of our kart on, not sure if we regained it or not
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)05:43 No.18801936
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    "Tell us what you know, vile creature." You tell it. A calm, cold anger in your voice.
    "You're into weird stuff, right? Because you're coming off as someone who would LOVE to be forced into this furry suit and thrown hog-tied into the Undercon."

    "Ohhhh.. I'd love to do that again! When and where do you throw me in?" It asks giddily, sweat dripping off it's face in excitement.

    "Two days from now. By the river. Ill even coat you in butter. Now tell us what you know." You tell it, the bile rising in your throat.

    "Ohhh if you talk like that, there's no way I can resist..." It hugs itself in anticipation.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:45 No.18801945
    rolled 48 = 48

    The disgust and revulsion is palpable.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:46 No.18801949
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    rolled 48 = 48

    This seems appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:46 No.18801950
    rolled 21 = 21

    This is perhaps the strangest interrogation we've ever performed.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:46 No.18801952
    rolled 9 = 9

    Seriously, once we come here for real we are leaving Molotov everywhere and eradicating this hellhole
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:46 No.18801953
    rolled 75 = 75

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:47 No.18801955
    rolled 25 = 25

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:48 No.18801965
    rolled 4 = 4

    You shall give us your secrets! Not the ones that would destroy our brain, just the ones we need to know.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:49 No.18801969
    rolled 77 = 77

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:53 No.18801980
    rolled 82 = 82

    Tell me your secrets, grass.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)05:54 No.18801982
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    He spills his beans.
    Not figuratively though. literally.
    From within the tight shorts that covered his nether regions dozens of small black beans fall out.
    "Ooops. I forgot to clench." It grins.
    "Anyway, yeah. I've seen them around. That one with the glasses and the one with the Mohawk. Last I saw the glasses guy was about 2 weeks ago, he got that full latex vacuum course. The mohawk guy... Well... Don't tell him I told you this but, He's down the hall right now. He's enjoying the schoolgirl buffet in the main conference room."

    As he said this, you and Gai hurriedly run to where he said it would be.
    You kick the doors open.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:55 No.18801995
    rolled 67 = 67


    knock knock motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:55 No.18801997
    rolled 66 = 66

    Stoic and Unflappable Entry!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:56 No.18801998
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:56 No.18801999
    rolled 69 = 69

    Kick the doors off the hinges and into the target
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:57 No.18802004
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:58 No.18802007
    rolled 79 = 79

    I'm not sure that this is a good roll considering where we are.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)05:58 No.18802013
    rolled 75 = 75

    Knock Knock It's the Motherfucking Bureau!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)06:01 No.18802022
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    >dat mediocrity

    You find yourselves staring into a large room where dozens of large men dressed as schoolgirls were gathered.
    From one corner of the room, you hear the sound of electric clippers.
    You look to see a girl wearing a full leather suit giving a guy in a sailor uniform a mohawk.
    Everywhere else, similarly dressed schoolgirls were whipping the mohawk adorned, sailor-fuku wearing men.

    "Fuck, We just found the haystack." You tell Gai.
    The large men continue milling around getting whipped, not even turning to look in your direction.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:03 No.18802034
    'Kraus, can you find R's Device in here? Otherwise, do a scan for him?'

    Otherwise we're going to have to start looking; Gai should stay at the door so R can't escape.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:04 No.18802036
    >"Fuck, We just found the haystack."
    You know how you get a needle out of a haystack? Burn it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:05 No.18802042
    Damn, we're going to have to separate our target from the rest. Have ourselves and Gai secure the exits from the room.

    Have Kraus check if he can locate him amongst the crowd or find his device.

    If he can't we could yell out something that only a IDPKB agent would be startled by. Like saying the IDPKB is here or something about a well known teacher or feature of the Bureau.
    >> Lookout 04/21/12(Sat)06:06 No.18802046
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:06 No.18802049
    rolled 71 = 71

    Hum. . .

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:08 No.18802059
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, just thought you'd like to know that there are a few people from a company or something called the IDPKB, looking for someone. I think they'll shoot anyone who doesn't co-operate."

    Get the haystack to find the needle for us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)06:10 No.18802068
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    NEW THREAD AT 2200 4chan time
    >If you gents would excuse me, I have dinner to cook and a new trail to ride.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:11 No.18802072
    Alright, see you tonight, LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:11 No.18802073

    goddammit lookout
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:11 No.18802075

    Anyway, how do we get R to reveal himself?
    I'm for yelling out "R-kun, FRANK WANTS TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:12 No.18802078

    i support this, every one in the bureau knows them.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:16 No.18802096
    R is a massive Perrine Waifufag, right?

    A) R regularly deals with Hapsiel and
    B) He participated in the Internet Fight Waifu War.

    I think insulting Perrine would get a bigger reaction than implying Frank is around.

    Though I do feel bad about the idea of being mean to Froggy-chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:17 No.18802102
    You know who we need.
    Tristran Thorn from Stardust.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:18 No.18802103
    Ohhh. Good Idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:18 No.18802105
    Consider just how much of a sexual deviant that R must be to go native in the Hentai District of Infinicon, AND to be a regular customer of Hapsiel.

    I don't think Frank has anything on Hapsiel, and doubt it would work on R.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:23 No.18802122
    does Hayate even know Froggy refers to Perrinne?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:24 No.18802123
    Nah. He thinks froggy is froggy.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:25 No.18802130
    The post had a picture of Perrine next to it. And Erica's probably referred to Perrine as Froggy a few times by now.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:25 No.18802131
    He saw the post, which had a distorted image of Perrine attached to it. I don't think he knows it's Perrine, though. It really doesn't matter, Hayate can just call her Froggy-chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:27 No.18802139
    Goddamn I remember that thread again.
    So Meta it hurts.
    Anyone got a link?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:31 No.18802159
    >call Perrine a slut
    >she gets a hold of a recording of our mission
    >BAD END
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:36 No.18802182
    King Tristan from Stardust?
    Yes please.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:41 No.18802207
    ... Damn.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:42 No.18802209
    I dont, know... Sounds awfully gay.
    And this is coming form a guy pushing for a Keima relationship
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:49 No.18802233
    Oh come on, his father ran through the wall, had sex with a witches prisoner who was the kingdom's princess, he himself went through the wall to get a fallen star for his puppy love, ended up learning swashbuckling from a gay captain of a Lighting Catcher ship named Captain Shakespeare portrayed by Robert De Niro, saved his mother (the princess) from other witches, married the fallen star and is then immortal (not invulnerable mind you).
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:56 No.18802255
    Sounds gay and a SUE.
    Maybe he's in the juicer with the ponies and Narutu cast.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)06:58 No.18802267
    Well since there's random shit suggestions, why not Hatter from the Looking Glass Wars?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)07:28 No.18802361

    maybe something like this

    "I like Froggy-chan more then you ever will!" followed by "she and i already kissed... TWICE!"

    not perfect but not a deathsentence either.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)08:42 No.18802579
    >not a deathsentence
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)08:44 No.18802593
    But Erica's death sentence is SEXY death sentence.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)08:49 No.18802617
    It's all fun and sex until she crushes our balls.
    I take it you haven't read the relevant doujin yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)08:51 No.18802623
    And not going to. Some things are better left unexperienced.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)08:55 No.18802639
    >YFW she, Naru and Hina are browsing Doujinshi while we are working
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)09:00 No.18802665
    She's going to pick up new things for the bed isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)09:00 No.18802666
    Nah she likes our testicles as they are, it takes something like groping her sister at the ball or sticking our tongues into loli butts
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)09:05 No.18802705
    New ideas at the very least
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)09:32 No.18802837
    Erica is openly reading them Hina is embarrassed but keeps going and Naru is staring at them both wondering why they are even reading them
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:16 No.18803887
    >You wake up in your bed, the five girls on you like always. Waiiiit... Five? "Good morning My Lord." Naru says as she smiles up at you #msq
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:17 No.18803896
    >"N-Naru?" You ask, totally perplexed. "W-why? HOW?" "My Lord, I said I would follow you anywhere. And now here I am." She smiles again. #msq

    And there. We. go.

    ...Well, we *do* probably need a maid for our new, massive house, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:29 No.18804006
    The girls are going to kill us.

    Though I suppose you're right, with a house this big we did need to expand our household staff.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)12:38 No.18804100
    They know we can't help it, and if they killed us, they would be lacking a Hayate to snuggle with at night, and that would be terrible. Things might get... unpleasant, but we'll live.

    I'm also in favor of
    that we're better for Froggy-chan than R ever will be.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:39 No.18804101
    We have Meido bots though, this is like creepy yandere stalker girlfriend material.

    Even worse since it means our data manipulation abilities are getting more powerful if we can do it to a complete construct
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:40 No.18804103
    >We have Meido bots though
    No we don't, actually. We haven't gotten any.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)12:41 No.18804113
    >We have Meido bots
    I... don't think so. Mahoro was just twitter trollery. Or at least hasn't been fired yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:44 No.18804148
    Neither has this latest development
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)12:53 No.18804237
    Well, sure, but that's not gonna stop us speculating and/or panicking. We just can't include other things that haven't happened in the paniculation, since that would throw off the scenario. If we actually had a robutt maid, that'd be one thing, but we don't.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:56 No.18804257
    There is more reason to speculate on the robot maids than Naru right now though since we have had more tweets and hints that we are going to end up with them.

    Although I honestly think no matter what we do Naru is following us out of that sim and we will wake up with her in our bed by surprise if we didn't bring her along or if we try to not swag her further

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