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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: And then there were none. Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)21:57 No.18715925  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    ou take the girls to the front door and open it as you say with a smile,
    They pull you in for a hug that you return with gusto.
    You then go into the kitchen as they continue exploring the residence.
    After unpacking the groceries, you find them at the beach just lounging.
    "You know. having a private beach for 20 guptas a month isnt so bad." Erica grins.
    "But you know what's even better?" You tell them.
    "What?" Nanoha asks
    "Having a home with all of you in it." you tell them.

    It feels weird being able to say that you have a home.
    It feels weird since you never thought you'd have one.
    It feels so weird, yet so right.

    For some reason, you begin tearing up.

    >3... 2... 1...
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)21:58 No.18715939
    Fuckyea MSQ
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)21:59 No.18715957
    PTSD incoming
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:01 No.18715976
    Queue PTSD flashback.
    This will be good.
    >> Codeki 04/14/12(Sat)22:07 No.18716050
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)22:15 No.18716144
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    You remember all of the places you've lived in through your life.
    There was that small house until you were about 7.
    It had a small patch of grass in front, and a bright green roof.
    Your father sold it to pay for a "Casino Cruise".

    Then there was that apartment in Hokkaido.
    It was cramped and hot. The neighbors always arguing and screaming.
    You moved out after your mother "had too much fun" at the local gambling house.

    And then there was that shack under a bridge in Niigata.
    Through a bitterly cold winter, you were curled up under a ratty blanket.
    Too sick and cold to do anything else.

    There was that shipping container.
    For a week you ate nothing but half-rotten bananas and rain water.

    That lean-to you built in Aokigahara.
    In that sea of trees echoed the cries of the dead.

    That tuna-boat somewhere in the Pacific.
    The sun scorched your skin, the salt stung your nose.

    That apartment in Tokyo.
    Where your parents left you for dead.

    And your empty apartment.
    Where you spent months hiding, fearing for your life.

    You lived in these places and more at some time in your life.
    You ate, slept and worried about tomorrow in them.
    Yet you have never really considered them home.
    You never had a home, that is, until now.

    Tears continue to fall.
    >> Fritz The Somali Pirate 04/14/12(Sat)22:18 No.18716177
    Well shit...
    Also huzzah i missed you yesterday LG
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:20 No.18716208
    Oh look, it's raining...
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:21 No.18716221
    He had one of those days where he "went out" possibly with "friends", I don't really understand what it all means since I live in a dungeons that has my bed, my computer and a door for food to come in through
    >> Lookout 04/14/12(Sat)22:21 No.18716225
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    how we don't have a substance abuse problem i don't know.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)22:22 No.18716230
    Tears fall from your eyes and sprinkle the white sand at your feet.
    You're happy, but you're crying.
    'Am I broken?' you think to yourself as you use your sleeves to wipe your eyes. 'Why can't I stop?'
    "Hey, Are you okay?" Hina asks.
    "Y-yes... I'm fine."
    "And why are you crying then?" Erica takes your hand.
    "I-i don't know... I'm happy, but I-I can't stop crying."
    "Those are tears of joy, Hayate." Ursula points out, "Just let them out."
    The girls pull you into a hug.

    About half an hour later, you are back to your normal self.
    Your familiars have informed you that the crate is already in your room, so you and the girls port out to unpack it.

    [ ]windowsill
    [ ]coffee table
    [ ]dining table
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:23 No.18716235
    By being too poor to even consider drugs

    We were always paying debts off and working for such low amounts we couldn't afford any
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:23 No.18716241
    Coffee Table. We have a sun inside.
    >> Lookout 04/14/12(Sat)22:24 No.18716256
    [x]coffee table. makes a good talking piece, we can explain why we got it, and what happens to anyone who trespasses or invades our privacy.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:25 No.18716259
    Coffee table, have kraus modify it so there is a little recess in the table to hold it steady
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:25 No.18716269
    Coffee table, makes a nice decoration and talking piece, really ties the table together and putting it in the middle of the dining table seems awkward and we'd have to arrange all our dishes around it.
    >> Fritz The Somali Pirate 04/14/12(Sat)22:26 No.18716270
    I like this
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:26 No.18716278
    [x] Windowsill. People are less likely to touch it there.
    >> Lookout 04/14/12(Sat)22:26 No.18716283
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    >mfw MSQ and Katawa Eternal Darkness quest on same night
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:36 No.18716369
    ask erica to pop in and we shake it, see how bad it is.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/14/12(Sat)22:41 No.18716425
    Greetings, gents.
    LG posted this in a quest general discussion thread earlier, thought you might want to know

    Here is "The Twitter Poem"

    Wind the string, and bind the chain.
    I will have you dance again.
    Snap the lock and tie the knot.
    What you know, you will have forgot.

    In this cat's dance you will stay.
    In this cat's dance we shall play.
    To this tune, and to this song.
    You will be made to dance along.

    I pull the strings, I take control.
    You will be made to fly then fall.
    And once you hit the ground below.
    It will be gone, all that you know

    This cat's dance will never stop.
    This cat's dance will not end.
    And once you are inside of it,
    to the depths you shall descend.

    >teddscu Potatoes
    Whats that captcha? A teddy bear made out of potatoes? Erica's gonna love that, though I doubt I'll last longer than 5 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:42 No.18716429
    Fun idea, but it is more so it doesn't move around unless we want it to. Having something like a bottle on a table can be all sorts if headaches if you don't have it stabilized, even if the bottle breaking isn't your worry
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:43 No.18716441
    It would last about as long as the chocolate rabbit we made her for white day. We would hand it to her and it would be half eaten by the time we turned around
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)22:44 No.18716454
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    You place the bottle on the coffee table, it makes a nice point of interest in the room.
    "I want to try something." You tell the girls as you pop back into the bottle.
    'Can you please shake it? I want to see how bad it is inside.' you mentillate to them.
    They pick it up and give it a good shake.
    The waves on the beach become a bit higher, but that was just about that.

    After popping back out, you and the girls begin moving clothes and other stuff into the house.
    You leave your room and it's furnishing as is to keep the place homey.

    >> Fritz The Somali Pirate 04/14/12(Sat)22:45 No.18716474
    Yeah his tweets usually don't get to me but todays just got me FFFFFFFUUUUUUU...
    >> Codeki 04/14/12(Sat)22:46 No.18716476
    Our alchemy supplies. We probably should have picked up a workstation for it while we were in town. We'll have to asky Ryuu about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:46 No.18716484
    Bikes and the stuff in our fridge? Our original swagbed for visiting harems?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:47 No.18716501
    Our clothes and alchemy stuff to start. Honestly the only things we really need to keep in the dorm is the decorations so it doesn't look like a barren room with a snowglobe in the middle. We keep a lot of our stuff in our folio anyway so we don't have that much that needs to go from our dorm to our new house.
    >> Fritz The Somali Pirate 04/14/12(Sat)22:49 No.18716517
    Did the house come pre furnished in any way?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:50 No.18716527
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    He also posted 'TEN LITTLE INJUNS'
    But stopped at AND THEN THERE WERE THREE.
    >Four little Injuns up on a spree, One got fuddled and then there were three; #msq

    >"We must protect them." "HIM you mean. And -I-, not us." He tells himself. "Ah shove-it, bug eyes. You know what he mean." the 3 argue #msq
    Kyon, Ikusa and Gai fighting about pronouns to be used for multiple variants of the same person.

    Also we get a maid robo with the house.
    >"Master, I am 15. Please,I require some of your mana to function properly." She tells you as her green eyes lock onto yours."Err what?" #msq
    >"You are my master." She says like that is supposed to make sense. "And I need you to stick it in me now." "NOOOOOPE." Ursula exclaims. #msq
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/14/12(Sat)22:50 No.18716530
    Yes, but only the most basic furnishings.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)22:52 No.18716548
    It's fully furnished.
    There's a large room in the basement that was emptied though.
    And more than half of the books in the library have been taken by the previous owner.

    There's also a room with tables and shelves [and the aura of strong majaik] in the lowest level
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:53 No.18716562
    I believe it did

    Alchemy gear, the plant?, food etc since we will mostly be eating inside the globe now, maybe some exercise / training equipment in the empty training hall

    Maybe set up a space in our now mostly empty dorm or in the resort for our minions to have?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)22:54 No.18716566
    It's fully furnished.
    Eva only took her books, and Majaik stuff.
    There's equipment in the kitchen, linen for the beds, etc etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:54 No.18716570
    >There's also a room with tables and shelves [and the aura of strong majaik] in the lowest level
    Sounds like an adventure is a brewing.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:55 No.18716584
    Negayate, Hayate and Susan
    >> Codeki 04/14/12(Sat)22:55 No.18716585
    Ah, crap. We're going to be trapped in some scroll fighting Evangelline, won't we?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/14/12(Sat)22:56 No.18716590
    Haha, oh wow, when LG said he's gonna step up his game, he wasnt kidding.

    Nice poems too.
    Oh, ok then. Well I vote we invetigste that strong majaik aura downstairs. Suspicions and all
    So LG, will you do what I think you might do to the MC?
    >Ah who am I kidding, of course you wont answer. No matter, It'll make the butthurt all the more delicious
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:56 No.18716591
    Susan, TOS hayate, and MSQ hayate
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:56 No.18716597
    We really should see what books are in the library. Might be something investing to us that Evangeline found useless like a basic alchemy book or something
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:04 No.18716663
    If it's either hand maid may or I forget the name of the other one but a robot maid who has like three years to live? Then I like this idea
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:05 No.18716678
    Mahoromatic, the character is Mahoro
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)23:06 No.18716684
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    You take everything from the kitchen, Erica carrying the sack of potatoes like it was an important holy relic.
    You also move the alchemy supplies you keep and the Snowberry plant that you have.

    As you move all of the stuff you might need inside.
    You also take your familiars inside with you.
    "Guys. Welcome home." You tell them.
    "Feel free to appropriate any room in the house as you please."
    "Sir," Jakob tells you "If i may suggest something."
    "Yes J?"
    "I think that it would be for that best if we stayed in your room." He says "We could then keep watch over the bottle itself, and still be easily called by any of you."
    "Lo, think that good Idea. No wan trabble happen to house bottle."
    "I too think that it is an admirable suggestion." Ted adds "We shall keep the room and the house safe at the same time."
    "Are you sure about that guys? You can have any room in the house you know."
    "And we choose the dorm room, sir." J answers you firmly.
    "Well then, If that's what you want. Who am I to argue."
    "Thank you sir."

    Moving in went quite fast, seeing as you and the twins only have a closet of clothes to bring inside.
    All of you have most of your stuff stored in your folio, or in their devices.
    Hina and Nanoha also helped you move and add small touches to the house.
    The family gathers in the large dining room for dinner.
    You, the girls and the familiars sitting around the table eating a meal prepared by you and Kraus.

    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:08 No.18716714
    Hina and Nanoha are living with us now, right? Even if they are not in our bed, they can still have their own rooms. We own an entire resort here.
    >> Fritz The Somali Pirate 04/14/12(Sat)23:09 No.18716719
    Ask about setting up a housewarming party.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:10 No.18716726
    It's more likely one of the Resort's maids.
    One of the Chahamarus.
    There's like a dozen of them in the resort.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:10 No.18716742
    I don't think they moved their stuff in.
    Lets ask them to move in with us.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:12 No.18716762
    Talk to the group as a whole, see what their opinions on a housewarming party are. Perhaps a beachside barbeque, swimsuits, sun, swimming and piles of meat.

    Make sure Hina and Nanoha know they can move in whenever they wish, and will be provided with their own room if that is their preference. It's not like space is at a premium.

    Ask how they all like it, if there are any small details they want to change to make it feel more like home.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:14 No.18716778
    >still in training
    >already have a harem and a fucking house
    >everyone else is just trying to study

    We must come off as being the most prepared motherfucker on base.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:16 No.18716807
    We also somehow find the time to do really well in classes, take extra alchemy lessons and throw bitching parties. We're pretty impressive.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/14/12(Sat)23:18 No.18716835
    Goddamnit, it's not a "harem," it's a "family."
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:18 No.18716841
    We should see about stocking the resort with fish.

    Nothing like driving a steel spike through the tender flesh of an unsuspecting animal to sooth the nerves.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:19 No.18716854
    Ask Hina and Nanoha if they would like to move in nokWe have the house.

    Discuss ideas for a housewarming party with them

    Or the one spending the least amount of time actually studying.

    We do seem to have everything ready to go though
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:20 No.18716861
    Make sure everyone moves in. Awww yeah localizing the harem.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)23:21 No.18716870
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    >talk about house warming party
    "So girls, how do you like our new home?"
    "We love it." They say together.
    "Great. anyway, I was thinking... What if we threw a little housewarming party. maybe a barbecue at the beach. Swimsuits, sand and surf."
    "Sounds fun. When do we do it?" Erica asks you.
    "I don't exactly know. When would be okay for you girls?"
    "Anytime's fine with us." Ursula says, to which Hina and Erica nod in agreement.
    "Can it be this Sunday?" Nanoha asks you. "We'll be real busy this week, like Max said earlier for our deployment to field training. I think I only have spare time on Sunday before we head out on Monday."
    Her eyes look a little sad as she says this

    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:21 No.18716872
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:21 No.18716878
    I had thought about that, but we can generate fresh fish etc whenever we want.

    It would be good for relaxing though
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:23 No.18716887
    Suddenly pained look on our face, then be internally resigned to throwing her the best damn going away party ever. "Of course. Sunday is perfect."
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:23 No.18716894
    Hug that bitch, bitches love hugs. Tear up a little, tell her we love her.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/14/12(Sat)23:23 No.18716897
    Hug Nanoha, hug rest of family, say, "Sunday it is, then."
    >> Lookout 04/14/12(Sat)23:23 No.18716899
    Give her a hug. "Of course, Sunday then. It will be the most MAJAIKAL part ever."
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:23 No.18716900
    >throw great housewarming party
    >Nahona has to leave the next day

    Casual insensitivity ahoy!

    We have to build a platform out on the water that will launch fireworks. The girl needs her explosions.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:23 No.18716903
    Give her a hug
    Sure, we will have it start at mid day and have it go until that night if that's ok

    Have they said where they are deploying you yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:24 No.18716913
    Of course we can do it this Sunday. I want you to remember when you're in field training that you have a home full of people who love you waiting for you. That's what it represents, that you will always have something to come back to.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:24 No.18716916
    Secretly plan a going-away/field training group party with the other girls, and Max.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:24 No.18716917
    Well at least she gets the week living in it first.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:25 No.18716919
    >build a platform out on the water
    That's a great idea for reasons aside from fireworks too. Have it be attached to a long, narrow dock, put some beach chairs and a table on there, maybe a mini bar. Perfect lounge/fishing spot.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:25 No.18716925
    Yeah, her whole team / class being there would be good
    Seeing Max maybe removing his amour would be good too
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:26 No.18716933
    Ohgod. She is gonna crash the sunday party. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:27 No.18716946
    >"ohohoho, So someone brought my old place huh?" Eva says as she talks to Gulliver mentally. "And who exactly bought it?" she asks him. #msq
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/14/12(Sat)23:31 No.18716991
    But... we're gonna get a present.
    >> Lookout 04/14/12(Sat)23:31 No.18716995
    >"I must send him a house-warming gift then." she says before she cuts the connection. "Negi. Come here." she orders her ward."

    He invades our home, he BURNS
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/14/12(Sat)23:33 No.18717019
    He's in our class. If nothing else, he should be invited Sunday, or he could let us know, say, tomorrow, at class.

    That said, yes, invasion = DOOM
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:34 No.18717036
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)23:41 No.18717100
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    You stand up and walk over to her to wrap her in a hug.
    "Sunday it is then." you tell her.
    "Thank you." She says softly.
    "Hey. Why don't you get your stuff and move in here too?" You ask her.
    "B-buuut..." She hesitates.
    "Yeah. Do it." Erica encourages her.
    "You too Hina." Ursula tells the girl beside her. "We have the space, and you did pay your part for the house."
    "Can I?" She asks you.
    "Of course." You tell them. "This is OUR home."
    "We will, then."

    The girls leave the house to help Nanoha and Hina move, as you cleanup the dishes. You also sent your familiars to assist them if anything heavy needed to be lifted.

    As you put the dishes away, Mike contacts you mentally.

    'Kid, Where are you?' He asks
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:42 No.18717112
    In my new house which is in my room
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:42 No.18717113
    My new house, what can I do for you?

    By the way, housewarming party, this Sunday, bring beach/swimming clothing, spread the word.
    >> Lookout 04/14/12(Sat)23:43 No.18717122
    "In my family's new home mike, in our dorm room. Remind me to get you something extra special for this. Also, Nanoha and Hina are moving in."
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:43 No.18717124
    I....I'm home mike...
    make sure to put some extra JOY in there.

    Make it the most soppy happy mentilate as possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:43 No.18717126
    Tell him about the stamp on the bench, just in case he's in town and wants to drop in.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/14/12(Sat)23:44 No.18717137
    This, and mention the party sunday, as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:44 No.18717138
    Seconding this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:47 No.18717172
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:48 No.18717177
    "Mike I'm finally home! Home for the first time in my life!"
    >> Lookout 04/14/12(Sat)23:50 No.18717199
    Is Evangeline the type to send us something dangerous and call it good fun? or will she actually give us a housewarming gift delivered by Negi? My guess is that she's going to activate the maids in the middle of the night and then those tweets get loaded and fired.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:51 No.18717209
    That's the most likely.

    In canon, she claims to be evil, but is really a big softy.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/14/12(Sat)23:51 No.18717211
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    'I....I'm home mike...' You tell him, unable to mask the emotions seeping through,
    'In your room then?'
    'No. I'm in our house in my room.'
    'Wait. You bought a house?'
    'Yeah. I got great deal off Gulliver.'
    'This I got to see. You don't mind if pop in for a visit do you? I'll discuss this thing I need you to do in person.'

    [ ]sure come right on by
    [ ]ill jsut meet you outside
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:51 No.18717214
    >"I... I'm home..."
    >break down into tears again
    >"Aww goddammit, calm down kid..."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/14/12(Sat)23:51 No.18717218
    I haven't a clue. I have 0 knowledge of her source (& Negi's?) source.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/14/12(Sat)23:52 No.18717231
    [x]Sure, I'll meet you in the room.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:52 No.18717234
    >[X]sure come right on by
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:53 No.18717241
    Sure come on in.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:53 No.18717247
    [x] Come right on by

    He brought us to his farm after all, just give the girls a heads up.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:54 No.18717253
    GET YO ASS IN HERE! And bring booze.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:55 No.18717270
    mike is always welcome, just give the girls a heads up first
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:56 No.18717278
    [X]sure come right on by

    We got a new home, we do kinda want to show it off. Let the girls know that Mike is coming by, get a beer and a salad ready for his arrival.

    Find somewhere to lounge, and lounge like a hard core motherfucker with women draped off of us. The image seems nice, he pops into the bottle, where a beer and salad drop directly into his hands and he looks up and see's us lounging with women hanging off of us.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:58 No.18717306
    >show off new house
    >Mike's jaw drops
    >"K..kid... you DO know the story behind that place, right?"
    >"Yeah, he said some nonsense about a curse, but I don't put any stock in those."
    >"... you've got some balls kid."
    >> Lookout 04/14/12(Sat)23:59 No.18717326
    [x]sure come right on by: "Do I have serious mental issues?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)00:02 No.18717359
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    "Sure come right in." You tell him. "Ill meet you in my room."
    'Girls. Mike is coming by for a visit. I hope your okay with that.' you tell them
    'OF course. He is always welcome in our home.' Ursula answers you.

    You pop out into your room and get seated on the couch.
    A few minutes later Mike arrives with a bottle of champagne.
    "So Kid. Where's this house you got?"

    >BRB Giving the dog a bath.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:02 No.18717371
    On the coffee table
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:03 No.18717391
    Wait, Nahona can break S-rank protections.

    The house is rated for AA+ or A++, can't remember.

    We have to tell Nahona to be careful, the little powerhouse could destroy the actual house.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:04 No.18717398
    here let me show you~
    Hold on to him and touch the cork.
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)00:04 No.18717401
    A large plot point is that she's pissed at Negi's father for binding her to the school. She makes it out to be that she's evil and wants to rule the world.

    In reality, she's pissed he left her behind and forgot about her.

    She pretends to be evil, but she's one of my favorite people in the series. I only like Rakkan better.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:04 No.18717405
    It's A++ iirc
    And she won't do that unless she is exploding sort the dorms
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:05 No.18717415
    It's a house in a giant bottle, it's sort of hard to miss...
    Also, seems like Nahona and Hina will be moving in, too. Should I talk to you about the paperwork or is it time to introduce The Dude to that pleasure?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:07 No.18717441
    You know, I was reading through the archives and someone posted that Bluebeard (Fate/Zero caster) would've been able to take Nahona.

    I imagine that a magus who actually knows shit about magic would wipe the floor with someone who just pushed their power into a device and told it what to do, but could we maybe get a comparison, LG?

    I dunno if Bluebeard had as much juice as Nahona.

    But if we ever meet Zelretch, we should be very polite.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:08 No.18717458
    Look at him, look at the giant bottle with a house in it, raise an eyebrow.

    So what brings you here?

    After that summon a pile of champagne glasses and invite him into our abode.
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)00:09 No.18717469
    In the series, he creates a monster that can infinitely regenerate and would eat humans to gain mana to sustain it. It required Saber's Excalibur attack to destroy it.

    Nanoha would probably be the same. She could overwhelm him, as long as he didn't have hostages.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:09 No.18717474
    That's partly because he can make people explode into tentacle monsters.

    Not sure how well it would work against actual Mages, but vanilla humans just go *pop* Tentacle Starfish Demon.

    And, when the demons die, the corpses go *pop* New Tentacle Starfish Demon.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:26 No.18717673
    "Right here on the coffee table, Mike.
    "Thank you for telling me about Gulliver's; this was even better than I had hoped."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)00:34 No.18717810
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    "uhh... It's a giant bottle with a house in it. it's not exactly that hard to miss." you tell him as he hands you the bottle of champagne.
    The two of you pop into the house.
    Mike looks up at the house lit up for the night.
    "Impressive." He tells you.
    "Im guessing you're putting that raise into good use?" he asks as you lead him inside.
    "Of course." You smirk as you answer.
    "Do you want a tour?" You ask him.
    "Maybe later. We have Bureau matters to discuss." he answers.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)00:35 No.18717830
    inb4 we become Yuki's official protector.
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)00:35 No.18717832
    Sure. What do you need Mike?
    >> The Watch Commander !!cqpeZErChSE 04/15/12(Sun)00:37 No.18717849
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    Okay, sorry Landing Gear, but I gotta' pop in here one more time to make sure something is absolutely clear, because I'm STILL finding references to it in the archives.



    Thank you, and goodnight.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:37 No.18717850
    Well shit

    "sure Mike, what did you need to talk about?"
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:38 No.18717870
    "Sure, Mike. Come, please, take a seat."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:42 No.18717927
    I do not like the sound of this
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:44 No.18717957
    It's either Yuki being assigned to us, or Perrine finally got her medical.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:47 No.18718018
    Or that most of his new class is female
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)00:47 No.18718031
    Medical exam isn't till Wednesday, according to a twitter post
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)00:49 No.18718054
    "Almost my entire class of new Basic Students are female, and I figured I'd stop buy and give you first crack at them. Half will move in with you by the end of the week anyways."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)00:50 No.18718090
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    You find the girls waiting for you in the sitting room.
    The curtains are drawn from the large windows and you can see the garden lit by lamps outside.

    "Good evening girls." he greets them as he sits down.
    "So whats this about, Mike?" You ask him, getting straight into business

    First roll only
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:51 No.18718101
    rolled 54 = 54

    One terrible roll, followed by a dozen good ones.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)00:51 No.18718102
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:51 No.18718112
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    Could be this
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:51 No.18718119
    rolled 71 = 71

    OH MY GOD.
    >> Fritz The Somali Pirate 04/15/12(Sun)00:52 No.18718129
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:53 No.18718152
    I hope this isn't plot-sensitive, because 54 is probably "nothing good or bad happens."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:55 No.18718192
    No I quite like that idea

    It means we will end up without new problems for a while
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:56 No.18718203
    According to previous flowcharts, most choices and rolls do have consequences. And the "First Roll Only" ones even moreso.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)00:57 No.18718238
    Damn, I missed my chance for an early low roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:58 No.18718256
    Hooray for mediocrity!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:00 No.18718273
    >first roll
    >nat 100
    >housewarming gift is a good thing, party goes well, Nahona goes away happy, Perrine 'fesses up and we explain ourselves before Trude kills us, Mio announces her engagement with Ryuu, Athena gets contact for more than 10 minutes and gives an infodump, and Negayate takes a long hard look at his life and decides that it'd be best served by helping rather than harming

    Why oh why did we get a 54?
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:00 No.18718283
    i know right. usually whenever i see the 'first roll only' i just hit reply as fast as stupid captcha will let me, and then go back and read the post.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)01:01 No.18718296
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    >heh neutral result
    "I need your help. More specifically, you, Hina and Erica, and your familiars."
    "For what Mike?" You ask.
    "Remember that fight you had with Kris on the second day of training?"
    "Yeah." You answer
    "Well, Kris is away on business right now, so I need someone to help bolster the numbers for the match. And that's where you come in.
    Basically, I need you to run around popping trainees balloons and stuff.
    Nothing too fancy or over the top though, well, unless you think your opponent can handle it, of course." He explains.
    "If you agree, You will be excused from classes tomorrow and I will also be authorized to give you a certain monetary incentive."
    "And that is?" Erica asks.
    "An amount equivalent to a day's wage for a part-time instructor's salary. a hundred guptas."
    Erica's eye's light up at this. Hina also looks interested.
    "So, wanna do it?" Mike asks you.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:02 No.18718308
    And then the game becomes boring quest because there is no more terrible fate waiting around every corner
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:02 No.18718320
    "Sounds fun."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:02 No.18718322
    >the chance to wreck Perrine's shit

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:02 No.18718326
    It will be fun and we can see what the idols can do
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)01:03 No.18718327
    Hells, yeah.
    It'll be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:04 No.18718342
    Sure I'd love to sounds fun. Can you get me some basic bios and so on for them, I'd like to know how hard I should go instead of crushing them without mercy or being a pushover.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:04 No.18718344

    "I'd love to, even without the pay. Not that it won't be appreciated."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:04 No.18718355
    Not cool, man.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:04 No.18718358
    >Implying Erica won't charge right for her and obliterate her and the surrounding area with sasha right off the bat
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:05 No.18718363
    "Sure, Mike. Anything for you."

    That's a lot for just a day's work, and part-time at that!

    Also, Hell, Erica is going to go after Perrine, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:05 No.18718368
    Go for a gut-punch, right?

    Yeah, let's do this.

    But let's not be violent or oppressive. We don't want to discourage them after all. Try for situational incaps: Trapping them, confusing them, etc.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:05 No.18718371
    oh hellz yes.
    >spend entire match sitting in a clearing playing the lullaby, or just become the Pied Piper
    >> Fritz The Somali Pirate 04/15/12(Sun)01:06 No.18718381
    >inb4 we accidentally kill perrines baby.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:07 No.18718406
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    >Kris walks into the branch he keeps in your dimension, the snow blowing in through the door behind him."WHERE'S THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!?"

    we love the real Santa Klaus
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:08 No.18718421
    Oh hell yes.
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)01:08 No.18718425
    Let's have some fun with booby traps. We'll make a couple hundred liters of Molotov in the small glass flasks. Bury them randomly around and teach the new recruits about mines. We can use our invisibility to watch them walk over them while in relative safely.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:10 No.18718442
    Hahahaha! Oh man, I fucking love Kris.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:11 No.18718461
    >Erica's new A-10 striker

    Man, watching her fly around and just destroy everything is going to be great.

    That said, next time we giver her a raspberry we have to make a BRRRRRT noise.

    Also, fart jokes.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:12 No.18718500
    I like it, but should we save that for the Basic vs Advanced exercise? We want to give the nuggets a chance to use their powers in the first exercise.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:14 No.18718520
    Nah, no fart jokes. We're a classy butler. Fart jokes are just crass.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:14 No.18718521
    I thought he might be out that way when Mike said he was on business
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:15 No.18718528
    and Erica will give them plenty of chance to do that. We're a support role, and we fight best when we're being clever. We don't have a ton of BOOM-strength(compared to other trainees), but we are damn tricky, so we ought to try to bring that out in the basic trainees from the get-go.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:20 No.18718595
    Is this gonna be a simulated event, or a real one?

    Because if it's simulated, we can have all kinds of would-be-lethal fun.

    Like making the setting an indoor pool and transforming the water into molotov.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:25 No.18718641
    >Erica takes out everyone
    >Perinne is against a wall, crying softly.
    >"Touch my man will you?"
    Well this is going to be fun. Also: Damn you LG! And that bastard Planefag too! I'm beginning to feel bad for her now.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:26 No.18718659
    Molotov requires alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:27 No.18718682
    Kraus can generate it at will
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:30 No.18718720
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    Well in SWQ we're setting her up quite solidly with Ian, so there's not much worry there.

    And in here she's just a confession away.

    But yeah, before MSQ I totally ignored Perrine. Now I waifu over her almost as much as I do with Minna.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)01:31 No.18718723
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    "Sure Mike." you say as you look at Erica and Hina "We'd love to, it sounds like fun."
    "Okay then, report to the gym at the start of classes tomorrow. I'll tell the Dude about your absence from class."
    "Okay Mike. We'll do that."
    "Oh and i'll say this again. Nothing too recockulous okay? We want to test them, not blast them to bits."
    "Of course Mike." you chuckle as you pop the champagne.
    "You know funny thing about this new class... They're almost all female, there's only 3 guys in the class of 21."
    "Interesting." You say as you hand him a glass.
    "I knew you'd say that." he laughs.
    Erica raises an eyebrow, Hina does the same.
    "That's not what I meant, Mike!" you quickly correct him.
    "Suuuure." he continues to laugh.
    "So." He turns to Hina, "I take that you've also moved in?"
    "... Yes." She answers.
    "Me too!" Nanoha says happily.
    "Good thing I had the papers prepared. I'll just need to fill in the names." he chuckles.
    "So, what about that tour?" He asks you.

    After showing him the house and the garden, your tour ends at the beach.
    The girls and your familiars play in the sand as you and Mike stay on the chairs.
    "Great place." he tells you as he lies back on one of the beach chairs. "I won't ask you how much you got it for, But seeing as you managed to get it on your current salary, Im guessing it was one hell of a deal."
    "It was Mike." you smile.
    'Let me ask you something.' he switches to mentillating.
    'What is it Mike?'
    'What are your thoughts on miss Clostermann?'
    'Why do you ask that Mike?'

    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:32 No.18718741
    rolled 75 = 75

    ohfuckshitpissbadgercunts here comes the arm.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:32 No.18718755
    rolled 62 = 62

    "She seems to be a refined lady, but maybe a little uncertain about everything going on. Totally understandable of course, given the weirdness all over the place."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:33 No.18718759
    > I'll just need to fill in the names.
    He has generic 'moving in with Hayate' papers pre-prepared. Damn.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/15/12(Sun)01:34 No.18718777
    rolled 53 = 53

    >Fire the cannon
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:34 No.18718778
    rolled 86 = 86

    Lovely lady, very polite. She likes me and is remarkably shy about it, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she ended up as part of the family, though it might take some work to smooth everything out between her and Erica. Why do you ask?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:34 No.18718779
    rolled 35 = 35

    This is how I the entire thread.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:35 No.18718787
    rolled 59 = 59

    "I like her, and she has told me she likes me, but there's also something that she certainly isn't telling me, something important. I'm a bit worried, but it's not like i can force her to spill the beans on whatever it is.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:35 No.18718790
    rolled 59 = 59

    Mention something about how we saved her from a gazebo.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:35 No.18718791
    rolled 2 = 2

    >Nat 1 aint it?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:35 No.18718800
    rolled 1 = 1

    Meh, she's tolerable.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:35 No.18718804
    >here comes the arm

    I know this is a song reference, but what does that phrase mean?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:35 No.18718812
    rolled 62 = 62

    Oh fuck, this is going to be bad.

    "I think that she is an elegant lady, who has trouble relating to other people."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:36 No.18718823
    rolled 37 = 37

    What the shit? Eat a dick /tg/ dice. I'll fuck you up.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:36 No.18718825
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    Fuck. Well my guess was close
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:37 No.18718830

    I hope we have a bunch of reloads left.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/15/12(Sun)01:37 No.18718831
    rolled 41 = 41

    Well that didnt take long, didnt it?
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:37 No.18718837
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    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:37 No.18718839
    Blast off!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:38 No.18718854
    We will not accept death this time. We fight! We will persevere! We will survive!
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:39 No.18718865
    rolled 79 = 79

    Dr. Light says it in the last song on the second Protomen Album, basically means shit's fucked and aint getting better anytime soon, sorta like this whole damn perrine situation.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:39 No.18718873
    We are quickly running out. Also LG has said before that there will be fewer reloads when we entered Advanced Classes, meaning we have to live with the unfortunate consequences more often.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:41 No.18718894
    rolled 84 = 84

    I'm sure I'm too late, but fuck, may as well roll, any way.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:41 No.18718895
    There is no proof we are running out, the tweets could just as easily be the alternate universes which died off with the whole ten little Indians bit

    All that happens is we actually have consequences to rolling a nat 1 instead of HUEHUEHUE reload right now
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:42 No.18718907
    rolled 84 = 84

    the worst part is, even if this roll is a 90+, I know it will be ignored like my last two crits.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:43 No.18718921
    The lives running out thing was actually posted in a thread. It's reality now.

    We have limited reloads. If we fuck up on a major event, it's gonna stick.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:44 No.18718946
    rolled 36 = 36

    I roll a 100 almost every thread i participate in. I'm the reason we tapped that sweet sweet Hina on day one. And the reason we got Pizza Rape Orgied in the 6th thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:45 No.18718955
    Kyon broke a bead during our most recen reload. They're real now, and limited.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:46 No.18718968
    Actually you aren't why we tapped Hina

    I did that because after he posted *SNAP* I decided i would be a smart ass and do it too
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:46 No.18718971
    God bless you, ser.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:47 No.18718988
    Yes they are real and limited but we aren't running out madly yet

    We have more to go before it is time to crank up the paranoia levels
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:49 No.18719032
    We have less than 20.
    Every roll is a potential reload event.
    20 is far less from being safe.
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    We must fight our fate.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)01:51 No.18719062
    rolled 70 = 70

    last one before the result.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:54 No.18719109
    Still not as bad as people are making out
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)01:55 No.18719121
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    'Well, I was observing how she interacts with the class. She seems distant. Like she doesnt want to mesh with them. I know you know her though, Ive seen you talking to her from time to time. What I want to know is, why is she like that?'
    'I have no idea Mike. As far as I know, shes a polite, proper lady. A little shy and a little on the edge, true, but once you get past that, she really is great. Woudnt talking to the other witches about this be better?' you say
    'I don't think it would be, from what I've seen, she isnt on great terms with Lucchinni or Miyafuji either.'
    'Same with the twins then. I'll try asking the Major, Mike.'
    'That would be great if you could kid.' he tells you

    You spend the rest of the evening just hanging out with Mike until he excuses himself and heads out.
    You and the girls retire to bed shortly afterwards.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:56 No.18719127
    Man, we go through those reloads way too fast.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:58 No.18719157
    rolled 16 = 16

    We still never got to use all those fun toys from the Ridiculously convenient store...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:58 No.18719161
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    Our first night in the new house!

    Can't wait can't wait can't wait.

    We have to have a "haunted house exploration" episode! And then a beach episode! ALWAYS A BEACH EPISODE.

    >another Perrine pic
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:59 No.18719172
    It'll happen in time. I can't recall the saddle seeing use yet, either, but I could easily be misremembering.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:01 No.18719197
    Besides Sakamoto, we should also talk to Gertrude about Perrine.
    And after that, talk to Perrine herself.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:03 No.18719206
    We've been glossing over the sexy bits recently, I think LG is more interested in focusing on plot.

    I just assume it happens anyways.

    I mean, what else are you going to do with ballgags, handcuffs, a saddle, riding crop, rope, a kiddie pool, and gallons of lotion?

    The girls have to try to saddle us up, then ride us to lasso one of the others and handcuff them. Then they get sent to the "jail," which is the kiddie pool filled with lotion. We have to keep them from escaping the jail.

    Roleplay is so awesome.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)02:04 No.18719218
    >I just assume it happens anyways.
    Oh, certainly.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)02:09 No.18719261
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    You wake up that morning to the sound of the waves splashing against the base of the tower far below you.
    You sink into the soft mattress under the weight of the girls on and around you.
    Even if the bed was quite larger than the one you kept in your dorm room, all five of them still chose to pile in on you.

    'Waiiit...' you think to yourself. 'FIVE?'
    Nanoha is curled up against your side, Hina besides her.
    To your right is Ursula, quietly cuddling up to you, reciting random numbers in her sleep.
    Somewhere by your legs, Erica is trying to take a bite out of your calf.
    The fifth girl is laying on your chest.
    Softly mumbling into your shirt.
    Her long blonde hair spread around her like a golden halo.

    Wat do oh master butlers?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:10 No.18719270
    well now that i know what im going to be fapping to tonight i shall take my leave
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)02:10 No.18719274
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    >dat filename
    >dat picture
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:12 No.18719286
    Shrug, this isn't exactly new. See if we can tell who it is from here, if not pop out of bed and start on breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:12 No.18719293
    Fuck me. EVA came in for a visit
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/15/12(Sun)02:13 No.18719297
    rolled 59 = 59

    maybe it's evangeline ? (the previous owner of the resort)
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)02:13 No.18719303
    see if we can't get out of bed and disentangle and identify the blonde without anyone waking up.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:13 No.18719304
    Teleport out of bed with that girl in our arms.
    Ascertain who she is.
    >its perrine isnt it?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:14 No.18719314
    Struggle suddenly out of bed. Start gasping desperately for air.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:16 No.18719332
    First, don't panic.
    Second, teleport out of bed.
    Then try to ID the fifth girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:16 No.18719336
    We teleport out of bed, then say "NOPE!" over and over as we back away.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:16 No.18719337
    Its Eva?
    Get out of bed, cover her. She's surely naked
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:16 No.18719340
    Eh, go back to sleep. Whichever girl wakes up first can deal with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:19 No.18719376
    Miki? Perrine? Eva?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:20 No.18719380
    You guys panic too easily and readily.
    Where's your butler cool?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:20 No.18719383
    Seconded. Why do today what you can accomplish tomorrow?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)02:23 No.18719415
    'Cause that shit ain't proper. Also because leaving this "to the girls" never works out.

    Let's go for >>18719304
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:24 No.18719418
    Technically because we have to prepare breakfast and set out everyone's clothes for them. Also make lunches, get in our reading, and check the snowberry bush.
    Maybe also get in a morning jog and meet with Trude and Mio.

    We actually have a lot to do.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)02:25 No.18719432
    yea we do have a lot of stuff to do.
    who's got the to-do list?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:26 No.18719443
    Alright so regular morning ritual
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)02:27 No.18719448
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    You teleport out of bed. The unknown girl in your arms.
    You see who it is immediately.
    "Wafu... Mawwwneeen" She says sleepily as you hold her up.
    "Good morning Miki... Uhhh, whatre you doing here?" you ask as you get her up on her feet in the hallway.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:27 No.18719451
    I think we should leave her in bed. Less chance of her waking up and being caught in a compromising situation.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:28 No.18719464
    It's a reference to "Here Comes The Arm", by The Protomen. Dr. Light's plan to foil the domination of Dr. Wily has failed, and Wily will use the failed attack as an excuse to enforce a brutal dictatorship. The phrase conveys an inevitability of failure, that everything we've done and accomplished up till now is going to come crashing down into flaming rubble and there was nothing we could really do.

    Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWbgQlRTL5U
    Lyrics: http://www.lyricsvip.com/The-Protomen/Here-Comes-the-Arm-Lyrics.html
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)02:29 No.18719468
    did she just call us "wife?" damnit sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:29 No.18719472
    Wait, what? How'd she get in here?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:29 No.18719478
    How the hell did she get into our dorm, know to touch the cork, find her way to our bedroom, and crawl into our bed with us all?
    I am genuinely impressed now.

    I didn't know if it was tan or chan, so I didn't want to mention her for fear of embarrassment.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:32 No.18719497

    A-tan. Also, apparently my post got et. Bah.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:33 No.18719504

    4chanX saved it for you.

    >Oh hell. Long blonde hair...while Perrine is a good guess, I recall Eva having more white-toned hair.

    >ALSO, am I the only person who recalls A-tan? Who also fits this description? Didn't we get a warning she was coming?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:34 No.18719512
    >check the snowberry bush.
    We should try to play something for the bush, once we get it planted.

    Use the memory of when our parents converted our room to a greenhouse to grow pot, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:35 No.18719523
    wat da zog?
    seriously though, how did she even get in here and know where to even go?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:38 No.18719551


    how... the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:38 No.18719558
    Okay, we've got a lot that needs to get done this morning and since we're also part-time instructors for the day, we can't afford to be late.
    Ask Miki how and why she is here, and have Jakob keep her company while we go about our morning tasks and see if we can meet with Mio or Trude during their morning exercises.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:40 No.18719581
    So our swag is apparently so great it's actually pulling girls to us, physically.

    There is a point where this becomes dangerous and we have clearly passed it.

    We will eventually become a black hole of swag, sucking in women from all across reality. The Guard will try to kill us only to be thwarted when fully half their members turn on them.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:41 No.18719585
    It's Miki, she might as well have a GPS locator on us since she decided she loves us now
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)02:46 No.18719626
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    She rubs the sleep from her eyes, She's wearing quite a cute outfit, something you'd expect her to be wearing if she went out the night before.
    "Mawneeen.." She says with a sleepy smile again.
    "Good morning Miki." You say as you lead her to the kitchen. "So, uhhh how did you get here?"
    "Where's here?" She asks you.
    "Here. My house."
    "Ah! Well... Miki was in town last night. Then Miki dropped a piece of candy under the bench she was sitting on, so Miki looked under the bench to get it." She explains "And then Miki saw a cute stamp. When Miki tried looking at it closer, Miki was suddenly here."
    She says excitedly.
    "And then Miki looked around, and saw the beach and the house, and then Miki saw you sleeping, and Miki also became sleepy. So Miki Got into bed."
    She smiles up at you as you tie an apron on.

    WAT DO?
    she says that when sleepy
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:47 No.18719636
    "Alright then. What would you like for breakfast?"
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:50 No.18719662
    Well, we need to bring her back to her place. Feed her breakfast, then take her back. I don't think we'll be able to get her home and us back home before the girls wake up, so we might as well just wait until everyone's up so we can explain.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)02:50 No.18719672
    make sure we've got our steel jockstrap on as well, because we are probably going to be punished for this.

    torn between hustling her out and letting her stay for breakfast.
    I think the safest thing would be to contact P-san and explain the situation.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:51 No.18719674
    Well, we have a lot to do, and I was hoping to go for a morning jog to talk with Trude and Sakamoto.
    If we're already tying an apron on let's get the bread started and get Miki a glass of juice or milk. And call up Jakob to see if he could assist by keeping Miki company when we're out. Once Jakob arrives we can go for that jog.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:51 No.18719676
    Well damn. We'll have to be more careful with where we put our stickers. Maybe under hidden rocks or something.

    "Well Miki, I'm glad to see you, but sneaking into another person's house and sleeping in their bed isn't appropriate. You should at least knock first.

    Since you're already here, would you like some breakfast?"
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:52 No.18719688
    >finds stamp
    >ports here
    >finds bed and decides to sleep in it.
    >proof ultimately she was summoned by swag
    god damn we finally did it, we finally achieved the ability unlimited swag works.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:53 No.18719698
    Aww I wanted a concentrated swag-ray we could use against our foes.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:53 No.18719701
    I agree. Let's contact her handler so he can take care of this. The girls dorm is just one floor up, so taking her to her room should be quick enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:54 No.18719706
    Might as well let her stay for breakfast, we will be in for it anyway
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)02:56 No.18719724
    Man, I was thinking of something like this earlier to day. What we should do with the stamps, is see if Gulliver can make them only work if the person already has a portkey on them, or is otherwise keyed for its use.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:57 No.18719738
    About that, I don't think the stamps were a good idea. At least not in an unguarded public location.

    It basically gives anyone that finds them direct access to our home, where our swagpile sleeps.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:57 No.18719744
    Not if we have her handler pick her up before the other girls wake up.
    Though I suppose that's only delaying the inevitable.

    Dammit LG, stop throwing temptations at us! We've got work to do!
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)02:58 No.18719752
    We should have the familiars set up a shift schedule where one is in the dorm room to be the doorman, another waits at the portkey entrance for anyone who stumbles on the stickers.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:00 No.18719760
    Yeah. We either need to hide the stamps now, or go back to Gulliver's and see if he can get them keyed with some basic security. We'll probably want to do that today right after classes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:08 No.18719806
    >to day
    Fuck you, fingers.

    Also: "Well... welcome to the new Ayasaki home. I suppose you can stay for breakfast, but then you should get back to your own room and prepare for the day."

    Not a bad idea. Still, having them secured to only work with certain conditions/people would be good, too.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:08 No.18719807
    If we go for the morning jog, then we can move the stamp from under the bench to actually under one of the bench's feet. That way we can still appear next to the bench, but someone would need to know that they have to lift the bench up in order to find the stamp. That can be a short-term solution until we get some majaikal security on the stamps.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:09 No.18719824
    She is already in swag orbit
    Her, Ami and Mami got swagged thanks to a 100 and 99 that was rolled while we played violin for them

    There will be many more temptations and situations to come
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)03:11 No.18719837
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    "Alright then. What would you like for breakfast?"
    You ask her.
    "Onigiri!" she says.
    "That's all you want?" you ask
    You quickly get to making her some riceballs as you contact your familiars.
    'Guys, can you join us in the house please?'
    'Of course Sir.' J answers.
    As you pinch the riceballs into shape, your three familiars walk into the kitchen.
    "What do you require of us old chap?" Ted asks you.
    "Well, J I need you to start on breakfast while I go out. Ted, Keep miss Miki here company. Lo, I would appreciate it if you could go check on that plant we brought in yesterday."
    "We do that." Lo tells you.
    You hand Miki the plate of riceballs.
    "Some of them are salmon, some have umeboshi in them." You tell her. "Ted here will keep you company while I go out to talk to someone."
    "Awww you're going out Honey?" She asks
    You do a spit-take.
    'HAHAHAHAHA ERICA IS GONNA CUT YOUR BALLS OFF.' Kraus says in your mind.

    "H-Honey?! Me?"
    "Yes. You're sweet. And you name starts with HA. So I'm calling you Honey." She says matter of factly.
    "I see... Well yes, I have to try and meetup with someone this morning. I will see you once I get back."
    "Okay!" she says before she begins to demolish the plate of riceballs.

    'Okay guys, hold down the fort while I'm out'
    'You can count on us Ol' Bean.' Ted tells you as he lets Miki pet him.

    You quickly change into your tracksuit and head out into the yard.

    You need to talk to Trude or Mio about Perrine, you think to yourself.
    You calculate the odds of being able to catch them this morning.

    [ ]MIO
    [ ]TRUDE
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:12 No.18719849
    Mio. Less likely to be dangerous at us. I hope.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:12 No.18719855
    Mio, she may be crazy as hell and spend more time than we like contemplating wifing us without consent, but she is the more reasonable one and will likely hear us out and get the entire story before taking drastic action.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:13 No.18719862
    Mio, she knows more about Perrine and she told us she was pregnant so she obviously keeps an eye on her
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)03:13 No.18719863
    over-reactionary is actually much easier to deal with than trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:14 No.18719865
    Trude. Knowing Mio, she's probably got a hangover this early in the morning, especially after she found Ryuu's bar.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:14 No.18719874
    >She now calls us Honey
    >Twitter cannon fired again.
    P-san's reaction will be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:14 No.18719875
    [z]Trude, for someone who actually cares about the girls.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:15 No.18719879
    Like a hangover would stop Sakamoto.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:16 No.18719899
    Mio actually cares about them she is just more relaxed than Trude

    Although going to see Trude about it might help with the whole overreacting thing
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/15/12(Sun)03:17 No.18719907

    [ ] Trude
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:18 No.18719914
    We should mentally contact him.
    "Good morning P-San. One of your charges somehow found her way into my quarters. One of my constructs is keeping her company. Would you like to come pick her up, or shall I escort her to her dorm room?"

    If his reaction to us in the elevator was any indication, this will not be pleasant.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:19 No.18719930
    Which is why we don't contact him about it at all.
    Think what he would do if he found that happened

    I would rather Miki tells him and explains it
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)03:19 No.18719931
    if we go to Mio to get more info on Perrine's history, she's going to keep trolling us. Trude is more likely to be reasonable about it, in my estimation
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:20 No.18719934
    >Unlimited Swag Works
    Do you have enough wives, king of bitches?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:22 No.18719951
    Would it be better if we hid it from him, or told him right now in a way that implies no romantic intentions from us, just that Miki got lost and found her way into our room?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:22 No.18719952
    You make an excellent point.

    I shall change my vote to [x]Trude
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)03:22 No.18719957
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:23 No.18719964
    Agreed. We best head this off now, before we get too deep into P-san's bad books.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:24 No.18719970
    Worse if we told him because he already doesn't like us and is used to Miki doing strange things

    If we tell him it sounds like we invited her back whereas she will tell him she found a pretty stamp she touched and found herself in Hayate's house
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:25 No.18719977
    It may not be pleasant, but we should inform him none the less. It'll go better for us if we're up front about our lack of intentions, than if we just don't say anything. Then he'll think we're hiding things from him.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)03:26 No.18719985
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    You decide to contact Trude, seeing as Mio would most likely be still asleep or with a hangover this morning.

    'Miss Trude, Good morning. Would you mind If we had a little talk?'
    'Sure. I'm halfway to town though. We could talk after I get back to the Bureau from my jog.' She tells you.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]wait for her.
    [ ]follow her -RUN-
    [ ]follow her -PORT-
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:27 No.18719989
    How will it sound like we invited her in if we are telling him in no uncertain terms that she wandered in in her own by finding the portkey we had hidden?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:28 No.18720004
    Port, we should talk as soon as possible, if we want more jobbign time we'll get more in.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)03:29 No.18720005
    [x]follow her -RUN-
    put our hellday training to good use.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:29 No.18720007
    Follow her by running. We need the 4 remaining teleports for the combat exercise today.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:29 No.18720008
    >[x]follow her -PORT-
    'I'll meet you there.'
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:29 No.18720009
    Because P-San is not too happy with us from the get go and LG is in control so we will end up with misunderstandings
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:29 No.18720015
    The teleport would be using the portkey Miki found her way in by.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:30 No.18720022
    House-port to bench, calculate intercept course
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:30 No.18720024
    We can meet up with her quickly enough to not waste a port
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:32 No.18720038

    As >>18720015 mentioned, there's nothing to waste by 'porting.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:33 No.18720048
    Ah yeah, port to the bench then
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:33 No.18720051
    Just port to her. There's no real reason not to, as we've set up the portkeys, and we can still get our jog in after breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:34 No.18720055
    We can catch up to her easily enough at full speed.
    Treat it as warm-up for later
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:34 No.18720058
    I think that us not telling P-San will be interpreted as us trying to go behind his back and trying to hide something. While he may still not like us because of the interest that Miki and the twins are showing in us, by telling him upfront what happened establishes that we are at least honest and that our word can be trusted.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:36 No.18720083
    Exercise right after a meal? That always makes me feel sick. Besides that right after breakfast is when we need to go to class?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:38 No.18720101

    Breakfast hasn't happened yet.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)03:43 No.18720159
    'Ill just meet you in town.' You tell her as you port out to the bench.
    'Okay then.'

    You sit on the bench, waiting for Trude to arrive.
    You consider what to do with the Miki situation brewing at home.
    [ ]contact P-san
    [ ]nope. let her talk to him.
    [ ]go with her to talk to him
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:43 No.18720160
    I still disagree but consensus is otherwise so not like it matters much
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:44 No.18720170
    [x]Contact P-san.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:44 No.18720171
    Go with her
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:45 No.18720187
    >[x]contact P-san
    >[x]go with her to talk to him
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:45 No.18720195
    Contact P-San, cut this off at the head. Afterwards we can talk to him in person with Miki, but one on one conversation to clear everything up first.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)03:46 No.18720196
    [x] contact P-san. straightforward and straightfaced. "Miki found her way into my room and my home last night, completely by mistake."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:46 No.18720197
    Seconding this.
    We must attempt to head off the misunderstandings.

    Even if it causes more in the process.
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    I agree. the other two are going to cause to much MISUNDERSTANDINGS than is good for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:50 No.18720233
    Contact P-San now and concisely describe how Miki accidentally found our portkey and ended up in our house.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:50 No.18720238
    Contact P-san.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)03:58 No.18720315
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    You have Kraus get you in touch with Miki's handler.
    That man that said he was watching you when you first met him.
    'Good morning P-san'
    'Good morning Ayasaki.' he answers. 'to what do I owe the pleasure?'
    'Miki found her way into my house last night. She managed to activate a portkey I had hidden in town and ended up at my place.' you begin to explain
    'She got into bed while the girls and I were sleeping and that is where I found her this morning. She's currently being kept company by my familiars in the kitchen. Should I take her to her room or will you pick her up?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:59 No.18720321
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:59 No.18720323
    rolled 51 = 51

    Dear god P-San, please don't kill us. We did nothing wrong, it's not our fault that we're swagtastic.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:00 No.18720328
    rolled 90 = 90

    The beads: I can hear them breaking.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:00 No.18720331
    rolled 6 = 6

    We are already dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:00 No.18720332
    rolled 96 = 96

    Rolling Save vs. Misunderstandings.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)04:00 No.18720334
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:01 No.18720339
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:01 No.18720340
    rolled 67 = 67

    When the twins somehow find their way into our bed, we are going to be a dead man.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:01 No.18720343
    Fuck. Everyone stop rolling, it can't really get that much better and the damage is already done.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:04 No.18720361
    rolled 49 = 49

    And this is how we die
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)04:06 No.18720379
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    You hear him sigh mentally.
    'I can't pick her up this morning. Just make sure she doesnt fall asleep again, and she gets to classes in time.'
    'Yes sir.'
    'Tell me something.' he says
    'What is it?'
    'Did she call you any weird nickname?'
    'Well... She insists on calling me -Honey-.'
    Another sigh.
    'Make sure she gets to class okay.' he says before he cuts the connection.

    After a few more minutes, Trude arrives.
    "So. What do you want to talk about?" She asks you

    WAT SAY?
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)04:09 No.18720407
    stand and offer to continue jogging with her
    "Mike has asked me to help make sure Perrine has a smooth transition into the bureau as a trainee, and he's worried about her reserved personality, even with some of the other Witches. I don't mean to pry, but I was hoping you could help me understand some of what's going on with her."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:10 No.18720411
    Well Perrines trainer, who is also my handler Mike asked me to see about Perrine, it seems she isn't really associating with her classmates and he is a bit worried about her
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:10 No.18720414
    "Ms. Barkhorn, Mike mentioned that Ms. Cloistermann seems to be having trouble fitting in with the other students. He wanted me to see if I could help out in some way, since I appear to be one of the few people she interacts favorably with.
    "Seeing as you have known her much longer than I have, I was hoping you could tell me more about her."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:12 No.18720435
    We need to talk about Perrine. I've noticed that she doesn't really associate with her classmates or even most of the other witches, she's reserved and shy to a fault and is having trouble fitting in.

    You know her better than I do and I want your view on this and to tell me anything you'd think would help me understand her and help her.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:13 No.18720437
    I like >>18720414, but it seems a bit... stiff to me. Maybe work it to be a bit more casual?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:15 No.18720459
    Yeah good but like Udz said far too stiff.

    Maybe that but a bit more casual? We do need her to get used to us after all
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:17 No.18720468
    "Perrine, naturally. My handler informs me that she's distanced from the rest of her classmates, and came to me looking for advice since I appear to be one of the few people she gets along well with. However, I had to admit that she isn't always forthcoming about herself, even to me."

    "I was hoping that since you have known her for longer, you might be able to help me understand her a bit better, so that I can help her feel more at ease here."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:20 No.18720487
    Replace "My handler" with "Mike" and I;d say it's good.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:25 No.18720530
    I haven't really been following this quest, so I had no idea calling him "Mike" would mean anything to Trude.

    Also, I'm a different guy from the poster you thought was "too stiff", by the way. I never suggest things that sound any stiffer than needed, which is why the monstergirls quest is kind of annoying to me. Although I FINALLY got the MC there to talk straight for once, so that might change.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:28 No.18720560
    No worries. It's more how we would refer to him. He's also known to be the instructor for the Basic class, so even though Trude isn't in Agent training, she'd still know his name.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)04:37 No.18720634
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    "Perrine, naturally. My handler, Mike, who is also the instructor for basics class informs me that she's distanced from the rest of her classmates, and came to me looking for advice since I appear to be one of the few people she gets along well with. However, I had to admit that she isn't always forthcoming about herself, even to me."
    You tell her.
    "I was hoping that since you have known her for longer, you might be able to help me understand her a bit better, so that I can help her feel more at ease here."

    She takes a seat beside you.
    "Perrinne huh? Well, that girl has always been distant. But she's not shy. No, far from that. She's proud. Too proud. But she's also afraid."
    "Afraid?" You ask
    "She lost everything during the war. France took a hard hit from the alium attacks. She lost alot of her family friends and almost everything she cared about. She feels that it's up to her to be the best for all that were lost. But at the same time, she is also afraid of it happening again."
    She wipes her sweat.
    "She's opened up to you? That's good I guess. But she can be unpredictable, too unpredictable. The only Advice I could give you on how to deal with her would be to let her proceed at her own pace, if she perceives that you were meddling with her one way or another, she may, no, she WILL turn on you for it."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)04:38 No.18720642
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    "I see. Then I shall tell Mike the same." You tell her.
    "Hey." Trude says "I'm sorry again for blowing up like that, last time. I went over the line for something I clearly should have confirmed myself."
    "No, It's alright." You say. "I'm just glad we got that cleared up before it got worse. Now how about I accompany you on the way back to the Bureau?"
    "Yeah. That would be acceptable." She tells you as the two of you head back to the Bureau.

    You jog at a decent pace besides her.
    Her strides are powerful and sure.
    You look at her, and she sees you looking.
    "Yes? What is it?" she asks

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:42 No.18720671
    You have excellent running form. It caught my attention. That and the fact that Witches seem to be allergic to pants, interesting fashion choice you picked up there, I understand the original motivations and it's interesting how it persists despite the original motivation not being relevant at the Bureau.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:44 No.18720683
    Cough, stumble, act as though it never happened, "Nothing, really."
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)04:45 No.18720692
    Ask is Sakamoto has always had such a cavalier attitude.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:46 No.18720704
    Actually, Trude was wearing a standard Bureau track suit last time we jogged, including the pants. Trude at least wears pants while here.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:49 No.18720716
    "I had been meaning to ask if Sakamoto had always been as...unrestrained, as she is now.
    "Also, would you like breakfast?"
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:51 No.18720731
    How long have you known the twins? They talk about home sometimes and always mention you and Minna

    Mio does as well, assumedly so does Erica and Ursula when they are not wearing strikers, although Mike has called Erica "miss no pants" before
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)05:01 No.18720798
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    "I had been meaning to ask if Sakamoto had always been as...unrestrained, as she is now." You ask her.
    "Hah. You should have seen her at her best. A ship full of marines, a crate of signal flares and full plate armor. But yeah, she has been quite the 'unique' individual. But don't judge her just by that, She's quite capable as a leader and a soldier when it counts."
    "I see... I just hope she doesn't make good on her threats of making me her 'wife'."
    You arrive at the Bureau gates shortly, your pace eating up the 4 klicks from town.
    "Miss Trude would you like to accompany us for breakfast?" You ask her.

    taking first only
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:02 No.18720807
    rolled 46 = 46

    Don't fail us now, swag.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:02 No.18720808
    rolled 81 = 81

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:02 No.18720810
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:03 No.18720813
    rolled 97 = 97

    Hope it's a good one.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:05 No.18720831
    More mediocrity! Yay!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:06 No.18720836
    rolled 67 = 67

    Siscon go!
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)05:06 No.18720845
    rolled 60 = 60

    mediocrity loses us no reloads. and it probably means she won't be there for the showdown with Miki and the wives, which is for the better.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)05:08 No.18720858
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    "I'm sorry, but I have to wake Mio up. It woudnt be the best if she keeps coming in for orientations late. Perhaps some other time." She tells you.
    "Of course Miss Trude. Some other time then."

    She heads off in the direction of the admin building, as you port into the house using your keychain.

    There, you find that...


    The witches wear the Bureau uniform.
    [sakamoto wears the male variant]
    Mike just calls Erica "miss no pants" because her Armor is basically her old outfit from the SW universe.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:09 No.18720870
    rolled 65 = 65

    For once, it is going to be a peaceful breakfast table and there are gong to be no misunderstandings whatsoever. Right?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:09 No.18720871
    rolled 2 = 2

    Ladies fight!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:10 No.18720873
    rolled 83 = 83

    Mediocrity go!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:10 No.18720874
    rolled 30 = 30

    C'mon friendship.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:10 No.18720875
    rolled 1 = 1

    I... I didn't actually want to be right.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:11 No.18720876
    rolled 91 = 91

    God Fucking Damn it Udz, god damn you to hell.
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)05:11 No.18720879
    rolled 20 = 20


    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:11 No.18720881
    rolled 74 = 74

    Nanoha has Raging Heart out in Shooting mode, pointed at Miki, held spread eagle with magic binds.
    Hina stands to one side with her bokken on her shoulder.
    Erica is on the other hefting her new gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:11 No.18720882
    Oh god Udz, what have you done. Put the dice down slowly, and step away.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)05:11 No.18720883
    rolled 56 = 56

    damnit Udz. blood is about to be spilled.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:12 No.18720885
    rolled 39 = 39

    I... I have no words. None at all. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:12 No.18720886
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:12 No.18720889
    Right, no more dice for me tonight.

    Why couldn't they have come up in AC Quest?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:13 No.18720894
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:15 No.18720903
    Jesus, I have, relax. Fuck.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)05:15 No.18720908
    rolled 96 = 96

    the DGs are displeased with the downvotes. we must sacrifice more THAT GUYs and determine the culprits.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:16 No.18720913
    They must like the idea.
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)05:16 No.18720917
    rolled 95 = 95


    >Says he's stepped away from the keyboard.
    >In a typed response.

    Learn to lie better Udz.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)05:17 No.18720923
    rolled 72 = 72

    candlejack did it for h
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:17 No.18720925
    Udz is actually Reed Richards.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:18 No.18720928
    All these good roles, and it will be the nat 1 that decides isn't it.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:18 No.18720932
    And now we've lost Lookout. Great.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)05:18 No.18720933
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    You find a deathly quiet awaiting you.
    After first finding the bedroom empty, with the girls having had woken up, you made your way to the kitchen.

    Seated around the table there are the girls and Ted.
    J is going around serving up breakfast, but no one other than Ted is touching it.

    The girls see you walk in but say nothing.
    Miki on the other hand...
    "Welcome back Honey!" She says cheerfully.
    3 eyebrows go up at this, Nanoha tilts her head in your direction.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]act like nothing is the matter, introduce Miki
    [ ]PANIC
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:18 No.18720935
    Fuck stepping away from the keyboard. I was just talking about putting the dice down.
    >> Candleout 04/15/12(Sun)05:20 No.18720946
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:20 No.18720947
    Act like nothing is the matter, introduce Miki.

    Give a full and honest explanation of what happened. She stumbled on the portkey sticker, found a bed and fell asleep on top. Absolute deadpan serious honesty.

    Fucking Udz.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:20 No.18720951
    We're fucked. Might as well try to get some distance between us and the explosions.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:20 No.18720952
    Now I swear there is a perfectly reasonable explanation here.......

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:21 No.18720958
    [x] Introduce Miki.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:21 No.18720961
    rolled 40 = 40

    Go with this one.

    Can I roll another Save vs. Misunderstandings?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:22 No.18720969
    >[x]act like nothing is the matter, introduce Miki
    WE HEARD NOSSINK OUT OF PLACE. Wait, that could still be bad.

    It's not like I actually wanted this!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:23 No.18720974
    Act calm, because panic will not serve us.
    Introduce Miki and explain that she had accidentally activated the portkey under te bench and that we will go straight to Gulliver's after class to get that fixed.

    As for the "Honey" bit, we have no idea.
    We've already talked with her handler and he's asked us to make sure she gets to her class on time.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:23 No.18720976

    Try and stay calm, then panic. Scream LAST ONE TO THE LOTION POOL!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:25 No.18720993
    What are you, some sort of American butler?
    We are a German Butler, we do not panic.
    >> Landing Gear !DownSyndrome 04/15/12(Sun)05:26 No.18721001
    Yous takes out penis and slaps the girl to the face. "YOU MY BITCH NOWS!" You sreaming as meats of dicks hits her faces.
    "I'm loves you Hauyate." She sayings with Dicks in face.
    "We alls to loveing you tonights!" all girls says.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:27 No.18721003
    Two of the three options are panic, and panic is not they way.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:27 No.18721011
    rolled 48 = 48

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:28 No.18721017
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:28 No.18721019
    It's an amusing imposter. Feel free to ignore it.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:28 No.18721020
    Act like nothing is the matter. We are going to be the utter representation of calm. We put the kettle on, pour everyone a cup of tea, take a sip and begin an explanation.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:29 No.18721027
    Ignore the troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:30 No.18721034
    Hey that's actually pretty funny.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)05:34 No.18721057
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    >stay calm
    You are butler, unflappable as fuck.
    YOu remain calm and introduce Miki to the girls.
    "Girls, this is Miki. She found the portkey I hid in town, and got into the house sometime in the night."
    You try and explain to them.
    "Since none of us were awake to find her as she arrived, she went around and fell asleep."
    "Ahuh! It was so warm too, Miki slept so well!" Miki adds.
    "I found her this morning and offered her breakfast. I have also informed her handler, and he requests that I make sure she gets to class in time. And here we are." You tell them.
    "So, she came in here... On her own? Not knowing whose house this is." Erica asks.
    "YUP!" Miki answers.
    'Goddamn we need to find a way to lock those portkeys.' She tells you mentally.
    'I'll ask Gulliver later.' you tell her.
    "So... Miki..." Hina finally says, satisfied with your explanation "How did you find the portkey?"
    "The stamp? Miki found it under the bench in the park."
    "And where exactly did you sleep?" Ursula asks her
    "WITH HONEY!" She smiles.

    'OH SHI-'

    >> Candleout 04/15/12(Sun)05:35 No.18721061
    rolled 50 = 50

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:36 No.18721070
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:36 No.18721071
    rolled 26 = 26

    Goddammit why does everyone conspire to put us in the funniest misunderstandings possible
    owait it's Landing Gear
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:36 No.18721072
    rolled 69 = 69

    She also has decided that Honey is my nickname, I had no influence in this decision. I have made no actions outside the bounds of propriety.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:36 No.18721074
    rolled 64 = 64


    dice hate me.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:36 No.18721079
    rolled 97 = 97

    This will end in tears.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:37 No.18721082
    rolled 20 = 20

    Limited reloads? Who the hell cares!

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:37 No.18721091
    Ok, stop rolling guys, we got this.
    >> Candleout 04/15/12(Sun)05:38 No.18721093
    rolled 94 = 94

    before anyone realizes what's happened, Erica has turned Miki into paste using Sasha, which she had hidden in a potato
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:38 No.18721099
    I said I'd put the dice down, and so I have. Does it count if I roll physicals ones?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:38 No.18721100
    rolled 58 = 58


    What do I have to roll for this?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:40 No.18721120
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:41 No.18721124
    I don't know. Are they coming up 1s?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:42 No.18721132
    Not so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:42 No.18721136

    Calls us "Honey" because our name starts with "HA".

    "Ha-nii" = "Honey"?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:43 No.18721146
    Something like that, yeah.
    >> Candleout 04/15/12(Sun)05:45 No.18721159
    rolled 95 = 95

    HUE for the HUE god,
    Reloads for the Reload throne.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:45 No.18721164
    I guess. It makes sense. Probably not exactly why she does it, but might be a plausible enough excuse to not get us killed.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:45 No.18721172
    Using this
    >> Candleout 04/15/12(Sun)05:46 No.18721176
    this is bullshit. y'all can have Lookout back
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)05:47 No.18721184
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    'I swear I have no idea why she insists on calling me that.' you quickly tell the girls mentally.
    "Why exactly do you call him 'Honey'?" Erica asks with a dangerous edge to her voice.
    "Well... His name is Hayate, so I took the HA form that. Also the twins call him Niichan, so I got the NII from that. And then Miki put them together for HANII,"
    She smiles, clearly not knowing how close you are to a painful death.
    "Also, he's really sweet, so Miki decided to call him Honey! It fits right?" She asks
    "Ah yes... So in layman's terms, He did it again..." Erica says with nods from the others.
    "You." She then turns towards you. "Sit down and join us for breakfast."

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:47 No.18721186
    Okay, that one ended in a 95, but PLEASE, LG, kindly ignore chucklefucks like this who deliberately try to fuck with everyone else in the thread?

    It'd give us a fighting chance.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:50 No.18721216
    High rolls are good, bro, he may be calling for HUE, but that doesn't really happen on a high roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:53 No.18721251
    "Yes, mistress."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:54 No.18721262
    But... you've been rolling so well.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)05:56 No.18721278
    this wretched flesh requires rest. I'm out. See you guys monday evening.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:57 No.18721286
    Yes, but when someone comes in almost 10 minutes after a 97, calling for HUE, I don't think we should be penalized for a low roll.

    It's not the results of what he did, but what he DID that I felt should be addressed.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)05:58 No.18721292
    when i get tired, the troll inside takes over.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:58 No.18721298
    Take care, man.

    Eh, at that point it'll likely be overlooked anyway, due to being so late to post.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:59 No.18721306
    Can you guys please stop being overly dramatic faggots?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:00 No.18721317

    Serious business. All the fucking time.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:01 No.18721326
    I don't follow.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:02 No.18721333
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    rolled 79 = 79

    I don't think you understand. That's the whole point of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:04 No.18721350
    Still I seriously think we just barely avoided the bullet there.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:04 No.18721351
    No, it isn't. Fag.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:05 No.18721356
    Stop using that computer, shark. You are a shark.

    You can't even sit in chairs.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:06 No.18721368
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    This is you.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:06 No.18721369
    Hmm though I have to wonder if Erica is literally wearing the pant in this relationship now.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:07 No.18721375
    It's not the boolit we need to worry about with Erica, if you know what I mean.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)06:08 No.18721382
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    Breakfast proceeded a bit less tensely after you joined the girls at the table.
    You also figured out a way to protect the stamp while you ate. You will have to apply your ideas later at lunch.

    After breakfast, you take Miki to her room so she can get ready for classes, the girls also getting ready at home.

    "Hey Honey." Miki says before sho goes into her room. "MIki had a lot of fun at breakfast with you, Miki wants to have lots more fun with you from now on."
    "Of course Miki. You are welcome to hang out with us anytime. Just don't sneak in in the middle of the night again, and maybe contact us before hand first okay?"
    "Okay! Byebye Honey!" She says as she goes in to her room.

    You sneak a look at your watch. You should also get ready for classes right about now.
    You port into the house.

    After dropping off Ursula and Nanoha, you head with Erica and Hina to the Gym.
    Mike and His class have yet to arrive, so you check-in with him.
    'Hey Mike. We're at the gym. Need us to do anything?'
    'Well be there in about 15 minutes. Just keep out of sight until I ask you to come in. I don't want them to know who theyll be up against.' he tells you.
    'Okay man.'
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:08 No.18721386
    Probably. We're just the bait for her harem.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:08 No.18721388
    rolled 81 = 81

    We seem to literally become a quivering puddle in front of her. Not that it is a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:10 No.18721396
    No we narrowly avoided a hail of super fast magnetic death followed by a big pink beam of befriending and a beating with a transparent sword
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:11 No.18721406
    So let's us and the girls hide out of sight until Mike needs us.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:13 No.18721415
    Stay out of sight, have our ladies check our butler uniform and make sure it's impeccable, can't kick their ass while not looking our best.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)06:19 No.18721446
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    You take out your familiars and head behind the gym with them and Erica.
    "Mike says they'll be here in about 10 minutes." You tell them.
    "10 minutes huh? Plenty of time." Erica says as she grabs you by the collar.
    "mmphg!" Yep, you missed how forceful she could be.

    After coming up for air, she then pulls Hina in.
    "eep!" The pink haired girl could only say Before Erica has her.
    "Lesbiaaaaans..." Your brain freezes.
    "Hey. Hey!" You feel a light slap on your cheek "Your turn." Erica says as she pushes you and Hina together.
    "NOW YOU TWO. KISS!" She says in that unnerving voice she sometimes uses.

    'Well I could think of worse ways to pass time' you think to yourself as Hina draws you in.

    'Okay hayate, you can come in now.' Mike calls out to you as you fix up your suit.
    'Oh and have Ted walk in in his large form. Haha'

    Your group walks around towards the gym's entrance
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:20 No.18721455
    Everyone ride Ted in!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:20 No.18721457
    >Oh and have Ted walk in in his large form
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:21 No.18721461
    In his mouth!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:23 No.18721472
    No, get Ted to chase us!
    "Run! Run for your lives!"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:23 No.18721477
    Oh, that is tempting.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:25 No.18721488
    No, we walk in beside him. We take a look at everyone watching Ted and have Lo and Jakob come up behind the students.
    As much as this is fun and games, this is training for life and death situations. Thu need to learn not to be distracted.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:26 No.18721491
    I don't know.

    What's more impressive, being chased by a T-Rex, or RIDING one?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:27 No.18721498
    I'm not saying we should do it. Just that it would be funny, and is thus tempting.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:27 No.18721501
    This is just too funny to pass up
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:27 No.18721502
    Oh yeah, riding is definitely more impressive.
    Getting chased is more conducive to complete and utter choas, though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:28 No.18721508
    We don't need chaos yet, though. We're still at the introductions phase.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:29 No.18721511
    We don't WANT utter chaos.

    Or, at the very least, Mike doesn't, and will probably slap our shit if we aren't professional about this.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:29 No.18721516
    The problem I have with this plan is the very high likelihood simeone will respond with a big majaikal beam of some kind, and none of the safeties are engaged while we're out here.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:30 No.18721521
    rolled 84 = 84

    I like this one the best. Rollin'!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:31 No.18721526
    Mike told us to bring him in big, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:32 No.18721534
    Of course we can pass it up. Pranks are fine, but Mike is trying to teach a bunch of kids how not to get killed. When these recruits go out to their assignments there's no guarantee they won't be the first responder to a Bluebeard Scenario. They need to be prepared.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:34 No.18721542
    This isn't really training, it's more of assessment. Same as we did when we tea laser'd Santa and got the hat with Jakob.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:35 No.18721549
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    >there's no guarantee they won't be the first responder to a FUCKING T-REX OH GOD WHAT
    You guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:35 No.18721551
    This is powers and tactical pre assessment, like our match was
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)06:41 No.18721594
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    "Oh I have an idea," you tell the others.
    Mike finishes explaining the mechanics of the exercise to his class.

    "And since I alone would be unable to handle all of you at once, I Invited some friends to help us with these excerci-"
    *SLAM!* The doors are kicked open
    "RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" You and the girls run in, panic on your faces.
    The students look in your direction just in time to see..
    "ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" Ted stomps into the gym right behind you, barely fitting in through the door.
    'AAAH! A T-REX!" Some one screams out.
    Panic rips through the class, students scramble for cover.
    Mike is leaning on his cane for support and is laughing his ass off.

    After a few more roars from Ted, and kids trying to find a window to jump out of, Mike finally catches enough of his breath to say.
    "Enough! Thank you Ted. I needed the laugh."

    After Mike finally gets himself together and the class reassembles in front of him, you stand by Mike to be introduced.

    "These are the people I invited to help us with our excercise today. Advanced class students Katsura, Hartmann and Ayasaki. Also with him are his familiars."

    "Niichan!" The idol twins exclaim.
    "Hi Honey!" Miki says with a wave.
    Luchinni and Miyafuji give our group a wave.
    Perrine just looks at you, as Yuki looks up at Ted.

    Mike waves his staff over you and the class and the familiar spheres appear over your heads.
    "Pull no punches." He tells the class. "Just come at us and pop our spheres. The side that gets wiped out first losses."

    He then taps his cane on the floor and the Gym fades away from around you.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:44 No.18721614
    Well, we could set up a sleep zone with our violin and have J, Ted, and Lo around to deal with snipers and anyone else who tries to engage from beyond our music range.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:45 No.18721625
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    Fuckin' hell, it's nearly 4. It is far past time for me to bail.

    I leave you with this roll I did, in case it can be used.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)06:46 No.18721637
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    brb cooking dinner.
    Continuing in about an hour.
    Lets just do the continuation in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:56 No.18721697
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    Thank you.
    So much.
    >456 posts
    >already sitting on page 8
    It'll be a pretty short continuation...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:57 No.18721705
    I'll just leave this right here.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:59 No.18721724
    I wonder how boned those freshies are feeling right about now? I now I would be scared shitless is I had to fight a T-Rex. I would be even more scared shitless of having to fight the guy who tamed it.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:03 No.18721745
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:10 No.18721787
    I concur.
    I love you. (Totally homo.)
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:26 No.18721871
    That's actually pretty lulzy when you read it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)07:39 No.18721944
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    You find yourself in the middle of what looks like a suburban town.
    Short buildings no taller than 5 stories high everywhere, brick and mortar constructs most all of them.

    Above you you already see some students take to the skies.
    'Erica. Don't go too hard on them okay?'
    'There's three witches on thier side. Cut me some slack.' She answers.
    'Just... Just don't go too wild.'
    'Roger that.'
    'Will you be going melee Hayate? Or are you going ranged?' Hina asks

    [ ]melee: swords/fists
    [ ]ranged: guns,beams
    [ ]other?
    >> [O] !cBT9DvxTlw 04/15/12(Sun)07:40 No.18721948
    wow are you guys gunning for a 12 hour thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:42 No.18721961

    [x] Ranged

    Can't we throw knives from ranged as well?
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/15/12(Sun)07:42 No.18721962
    rolled 72 = 72

    other, start laying traps with moltov.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:42 No.18721963
    Set up a moving zone of sleep-music using our lullaby with our familiars to take out any snipers and such.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:42 No.18721965
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:46 No.18721991

    bunny mode? we have not been in for a while, just do some things that will disrupt whatever is everyone's plan is and not exactly eliminating them.

    like when an instructor will be always taken out, you help him/her

    overtime you will be a number one target, so it will go as training for you as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:46 No.18721993
    That won't be easy considering how Molotov is triggered. We'd have to stay focused on every single instance.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:46 No.18721995
    rolled 24 = 24

    Mike said nothing too over the top.
    making them fall asleep without knowing it or blasting the shit out of the unawares is pretty much OVER THE TOP

    Let's go melee.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:47 No.18721999

    i meant almost, not always sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:48 No.18722005
    [x] Bunnymode knifethrowan.
    Perrine has yet to experience the glory of bunnymode. High time we fixed that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)07:49 No.18722013
    Since I can't seem to actually go to bed just yet,
    [x]Both. We'll mix it up, see what fits with who we come across.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:50 No.18722026
    I agree with melee. Once they get into the swing of things then we can bring out a few more tricks. However Drago combined with rebounder and molotov on our fist is definitely too much

    However I don't think that the Lulluby thing would be too bad. After all it would teach a valuable lesson about how anything and everything is a weapon when you have MAJAIKS.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:50 No.18722027

    +1 for annoying the fuck out of the newbs

    heh, newbs
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:56 No.18722053
    Switch it up between melee, ranged, and music. Whatever is most effective against the opponent we're fighting.
    Keep them guessing as to what we can do.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)08:00 No.18722072
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    >two for both
    >death by music falls under "nothing too fancy"
    'I guess I'll mix it up a bit.' you tell her as you bring out a pistol and a sword. 'Goodluck.'
    'okay then.' and Hina cuts the connection.
    'Guys. Don't go all out okay. I need the fight data from THEM not YOU.' Mike reminds you.
    'Okay Mike.'
    'Sure. Sure.'
    'Of course Mike.'

    A few minutes later, you find your first opponent.
    It was a girl wearing a black hoodie and skirt. She had huge robotic arms.
    You let her make the first move.
    She lunges at you with a gigantic fist.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:04 No.18722092

    from Black rock shooter?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:06 No.18722100
    Parry the fists with swords and see what else she's got.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:11 No.18722129
    Big fists probably means she's not that agile. Dodge back and try to pop her bloons with thrown knives.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)08:11 No.18722135
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    You attempt to parry her fists, but you under estimated her.
    She is far stronger than you expected, about as strong as Mike would be If he was on Drago.
    You sword flies out of your hand as you jump back to avoid that devastating punch.
    She rushes forwards, her left arm stretched out to grab you.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:14 No.18722154

    speed huh?

    [x] Bunny mode 2.0
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:15 No.18722165
    Turn on bunny mode and switch to guns.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:16 No.18722171
    If she's using her left arm, her grab is probably swiping inward from our right to our left. Dodge backwards and right to avoid the curve, and pop her exposed spheres with ranged attacks.

    The important thing is to just stay out of her range and pepper her from a distance.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:18 No.18722182
    Looks like it's dodgin' time. Bunnymode and PYEW PYEW PYEW
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:19 No.18722184

    Bunnymode +enhance potion

    i have seen the anime, DO NOT underestimate her.
    she probably have more battle experience than our whole class combined
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)08:22 No.18722211
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    You move further out of her reach and try to shoot her sphere with your pistol.
    She easily blocks the shots with the back of her huge right hand as she closes in on you.
    She plants her left lhand on the ground and uses that as a picot to execute a kick.

    'Jesus, Shes strong and fast.' you think as you barely dodge under her foot.
    'Lets see just how fast she is then.'
    You activate bunnymode.
    You run around behind her as she tries to catch you.
    As you get to her exposed rear, you take a sword out and easily stab her sphere.
    She's out.

    Over-head, you hear the familiar voice of Lucchinni ring out.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:26 No.18722232
    Timestop, dodge incoming attack, resume gentlemanly stance to the side and wait for the next move.

    Possibly make a snarky comment.

    I'm gonna say that using timestop to ZA WARUDO new recruits is cheating, but using it to dodge is fine. We aren't the only ones in the universe that can stop time, so surely it's good to prepare them for that in some form or another.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:30 No.18722253

    >We aren't the only ones in the universe that can stop time

    you just had to give LG an idea don't you?

    here's to hoping time girl will have moderately bigger melons.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:31 No.18722261
    Let's not blow timestop just yet. We should run the bunnymode out and then go for KNIVES, KNIVES EVERYWHERE spam.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:33 No.18722273
    It's for about two seconds to take a couple steps to the side and dodge an attack.

    We can spare two seconds, surely?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)08:43 No.18722333
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    "WHAT IS THAAAAAAAAAAT!" She screams as she flees from something.
    "BRRRRRRRRT!!" Like a fart crossed with a chainsaw, Erica's gun spat out destruction.
    Whole storefronts crumbled from the stray bullets as she tried to splatter Lucchinni
    "KEEP RUNNING! EVENTUALLY MY BULLETS WILL CATCH YOU!!" Erica laughs as she continues to unload her gun at her fleeing foe.

    You can only watch as they fly away.
    As Erica and Luchinni disappear from your field of view, a familiar voice calls out to you.
    "Nee, Nee Niichan. Why don't you come play with us?" Ami and Mami call out from the roof of a low building.
    "Let's have some fun!" They say as they swing their hammers excitedly.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:45 No.18722348
    >> Starshadow 04/15/12(Sun)08:46 No.18722356
    This is supposed to be a stress test for the trainees. Attack to push them off balance, then take a few hits yourself. Only use as much power as you need to stay in the game. Take them out only once they appear to run out of tricks. Otherwise Mike won't get any good data from this.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:47 No.18722359
    Play with both of you? Ok but don't hold back
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:47 No.18722362
    There's really only one thing we can do. Play with the hammer-wielding murderlolis.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/15/12(Sun)08:47 No.18722366
    rolled 75 = 75

    seems good.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)08:48 No.18722369
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    New thread at 2200 4chan time.

    >ending here for now.
    >suddenly feel like going to bed early.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:48 No.18722371
    Honestly I just want the opportunity to act smug with timestop.

    I feel like it has not been abused as much as it should be. We've had it since basically the start of the game and only once have we ZA WARUDO'd.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:50 No.18722386
    We have used it a few times to be smug but mostly we have tried to avoid using it because people think we will need it later on
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:52 No.18722402
    oh thank god now I can sleep too
    Timewatch is kind of overpowered as shit. Fights would be pretty boring if we just timestopped, curbstomped, and won without trying every single time.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:55 No.18722419
    Guys. Watch out for the twins. They dont have regular hammers.
    They have JOKE HAMMERS.
    We're dealing with tricksters here.
    Be prepared for traps and shit
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)09:01 No.18722471
    Timestop is okay for mooks and those without majaik, but stronger opponents and those with super-science will wreck our shit if we depend on it too much.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)09:12 No.18722545
    Nah the twins are tricksters through and through
    We use time stop to play tricks on them and make it fun
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)09:21 No.18722608
    Well yes we can use Timestop on the twins. I'm simply saying that Timestop is not a guaranteed "I WIN" button.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)10:22 No.18722843

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