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    1021 KB STRIKE WITCHES: ADVENTURES OF N'OO'P MARTIAN planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)20:56 No.18702227  
    You are N'oo'p, infantryman specialist Seventh Tent of the 117th SpearPoint brigade, and you're currently staring down about three very, very, very dubious martians.

    "And then you just.... *closed* the fucking door," one of them says, squinting at the dataslate in his tentacle.

    You look left.

    You look right.

    "Does our surroundings amuse you, N'oo'p?" one of the martians asks in a dangerous voice.

    "You mean the multiple earthling armies surrounding us with more of those fucking explosive-throwers then we can fucking count? No, actually, that doesn't amuse me one fucking bit. Does it amuse YOU?"

    The martian narrows his eyes at you, and pokes a tentacle at you threateningly. He opens his mouth-

    "Oh shit, I'm in trouble now!" you cut him off. "Trapped in a cut-off pocket surrounded by kill-crazy aliums I can handle, but a written reprimand ooooh noooo~" you say, quavering your tentacles to make the dark-damned POINT.

    "... get the fuck out of here," the head martians says wearily, throwing the dataslate at you. "I've got to talk to the lunafucks who said they were attacked by a guy with a fucking metal stick riding a fucking herd animal, I need to save my incredulity for them."

    Welp. That's that. You're trapped behind enemy lines, a gazillion miles from your home planet, and you're led by incompetent chucklefucks. Your brain can't take this shit.

    >Find some place to crash
    >Find a bigger god-damned gun
    >> Writefag 04/13/12(Fri)20:56 No.18702238
    In b4 Panzer.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:57 No.18702249
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    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/13/12(Fri)20:58 No.18702251
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    In durring/after panzer
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:58 No.18702256
    >Find some place to crash

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)20:58 No.18702260
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    in after panzer
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)20:58 No.18702263
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    Because no good MARTIAN goes about unarmed!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:59 No.18702266

    well shoe those greasy naked apes whos boss.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:59 No.18702267

    Fucking hell, we're hungry. Lets see if there are any more of those human infants. Veal sounds good.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)20:59 No.18702270
    Perfect five post spread. Would you look at that?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:00 No.18702290
    >attacked by a guy with a fucking metal stick riding a fucking herd animal

    ...wait..... the cow WASN'T theirs?

    ...then who the FUCK does it belong to?

    find somewhere to crash
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:00 No.18702291
    >Find a bigger god-damned gun
    Everything is better with more firepower.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:01 No.18702304
    >Get a CROWBAR

    For the irony. Also,

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:01 No.18702306
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    #SWQ @rizon.net for sexy times with other swq fans~
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)21:01 No.18702308
    Good question. Where's Hellcow from if not Mars?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:01 No.18702309
    We are lowly infantry
    Need to know basis etc

    >Captcha: Cishow (Picture of a brick wall)
    ...The fuck man
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:02 No.18702314
    Sustenance. N'oo'p requires fuel. There's gonna be a lot of nope ahead, and we don't want to burn out in the middle of it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:02 No.18702317
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    Oh boy. This isn't good. This isn't good at all.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:02 No.18702318
    >Get a CROWBAR
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:02 No.18702319
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    >implying the Martian strike squad took time to examine the well-disguised 'bot for pertient details while Sean was riding it, swinging a sword, and screaming like the crazy fucking Irishman he is
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:02 No.18702321
    >Find a bigger god-damned gun

    Let's see what these aleums got by way of firepower.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:03 No.18702327
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    the question.... is whether THEY are here for our precious bodily fluids as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:03 No.18702331
    It's theirs, but the group it attacked might not know that.
    Let's find a bigger gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:04 No.18702343
    We need some Delicious Sustenance, that's our first priority.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:04 No.18702345
    >third alien force entering the fray

    I don't THINK planefag is gonna pull that on us.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:04 No.18702347
    We just finished NOPE-ing our way out of getting killed by the MC. We need food and we need a fucking nap.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:05 No.18702355
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    it wasnt their unit's. how the fuck is n'oo'p supposed to know about what the alium equivalent of DARPA's making
    always moar dakka
    >> Cookie 04/13/12(Fri)21:05 No.18702361
    Oh shit man. Don't say it's the phobos-damned Venusians who planted that thing to get a piece of the cake.
    It's either them or the Merkurians. Could never trust those bastards.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:05 No.18702366
    Wait, so Nopelium is a wise ass too? Is he just the Martian version of us?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:06 No.18702382
    well, think about it

    What would we do if we opened a door, by ourselves, and saw three aliens armed with bizarre weaponry staring at us?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:07 No.18702391
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:07 No.18702396
    Crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:07 No.18702397
    Fuck aliums, acquire sustenance.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:08 No.18702400
    You can't bounce once they've seen you.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:08 No.18702409
    still, you'd think they wuld at least alert troops that they had assets in the area.

    Wasn't it supposed to be there to protect their mobile "STRIKE HERE" beacon (Chris)
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:09 No.18702415
    Shut and barracade the door, then grab a shotgun. Worked for the south.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:10 No.18702419
    I feel like I missed something.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:10 No.18702423
    >killhappy aliens
    >implying we're not genociding an entire species

    yay hypocrisy.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:10 No.18702434
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    Dog: N'oo'p
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:10 No.18702436
    Maybe. But by that time they might have been done with Chris, in which case she and Hellcow would be disposable.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:11 No.18702438
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    You look at the little hand-held maser in your primary tentacle. You turn it over and over, admiring the craftsmanship, and then you hurl the useless fucking thing as far as you possibly fucking can, watching tumble serenely through the air as it vanishes behind some of those stalky plant-wall things.

    Fuck those things. Fuck them so hard. Fuck them left, and right, and center, may they be eaten by a cavernswallow and shat out as a pile of biomatter waste. Stinky waste. Really stinky waste. You and your buddies don't even bother checking them anymore, you just toss a grenade into the center of those little boxy hedgerows and call it a day.

    "I believe," you mutter, "That I need a bigger darkness-damned gun."

    And you know just where to find one - if you look.

    It's a bit of a hike, through dangerous territory, but you set out, slipping through the alien foliage easily on your many tentacles. You pass through the flaming and soot-soiled wreckage of war, dead humans and martians alike littering the battlefield, but at long last you come to your destination.

    The small stone building with the many small stone squares set in the field, with a wall around it too low to stop anybody or anything.

    ...humans are fucking weird.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:11 No.18702440
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)21:11 No.18702449
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    I'm not saying it was aliens
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:12 No.18702451
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:12 No.18702454

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)21:12 No.18702455


    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:12 No.18702461
    So, martians don't have graveyards then.

    Do they have organized religion?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:12 No.18702464
    Forgot the trip Fap Angel. Or your a very, very lazy troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:13 No.18702478
    So wait, what day is it? Is this in the past relative to the main timeline, or the present?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:13 No.18702482

    ?implying yo dont drop your trip yourself to fuck with the votes and then just forget
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:15 No.18702496
    The Neuroi, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:16 No.18702512
    >Neuroi VS Martians VS Humans

    not sure if awesome, worrying, or despair-inducing
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:17 No.18702519
    Or they just have a different way of handling their dead. Not everybody does graveyards the European way.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)21:17 No.18702526
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    There, littered among the funny carved stony-things, are the many, many weapons that your units strike squad abandoned when they were attacked by the... whatever. Nearby is the flaming remains of that earthling ground-vehicle. And of course, there's the building itself.

    You could search any of these for a newer, bigger, better, hardcore, badass gun.

    >See if one of those Earthling weapons is any good. Their slugthrowers are better then anything mars makes anways.
    >Check the Martian weapons. We need to Shreck some fucking Panzers.
    >Check the Martian weapons because it's FRY-AP CITY WITH DIS PUPPY
    >Check the earthling building for good measure?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:19 No.18702537
    >See if one of those Earthling weapons is any good. Their slugthrowers are better then anything mars makes anways.


    >Check the earthling building for good measure?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:19 No.18702538
    >Check the Martian weapons. We need to Shreck some fucking Panzers.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:19 No.18702541
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:19 No.18702547
    Probably best to check the Martian stuff first, and get something we're familiar with. Then we can go looking for a alium toy to play with.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)21:19 No.18702550
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    I did something much, much worse.

    I suggested the use of tandem-charge SRMs in another thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:19 No.18702554
    >Check the Martian weapons because it's FRY-AP CITY WITH DIS PUPPY
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:20 No.18702555
    planefag hasn't posted an image response to this, so yeah it's not happening
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)21:20 No.18702556
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:20 No.18702560
    What sort of equipment do we have on? We've got enough arms to hold a lot of things.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:20 No.18702565

    lets check out the building. sneeky monkeys could be sneaky in there.

    pick up of the marsy weapons first though. one we know how to work.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:20 No.18702571
    >Check the earthling building for good measure [x]

    Don't forget that we need a crobar
    >> Potential Writefag 04/13/12(Fri)21:21 No.18702575
    Go with better Martian equipment until we find a good Earthling gun. Maybe keep the Martian one handy so if the higher-ups ask we can say we're carrying the human weapon around as a trophy to mess with their heads.

    Also, I'd laugh if Hellcow was a Neuroi.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:21 No.18702577
    i'm not sure n'oo'p is ready to see what happened in the building...jack churchill went berserk in there didn't he?

    and: Check the Martian weapons. We need to Shreck some fucking Panzers.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:21 No.18702582
    [x]See if one of those Earthling weapons is any good. Their slugthrowers are better then anything mars makes anways.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:21 No.18702584
    >Check the earthling building for good measure
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:21 No.18702587
    Check the earthling building for good measure.

    Hear that, planefag? That is the sound of inevitability.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:22 No.18702596
    Earth Weaponry!

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:22 No.18702604
    >See if one of those Earthling weapons is any good. Their slugthrowers are better then anything mars makes anways.

    >And find a damn crowbar while you're at it.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)21:23 No.18702611
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    we can't be friends anymore
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:25 No.18702636
    Any chance we could find a human willing to swap some of their 'tobacco' in exchange for a roll of our red weed?
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/13/12(Fri)21:25 No.18702638
    Grab a slugger and check the building for more crazy earth-tech.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:26 No.18702654
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    Considering what I know about humans, yes, yes you can.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/13/12(Fri)21:27 No.18702660
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    As long as I dont get schrecked
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:28 No.18702668
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    point against earth weaponry - ammunition!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)21:28 No.18702670
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    You cast a jaundiced eye over the Martian weaponry. Standard shit - heavy sling-masers, minirocket-rifles, a heavy rapidfire minirocketlauncher, standard shit.

    And then you see it.

    Lying abandoned in the green vegetation, lonely and forlorn, one of the earthling death-implements. It looks like it was torn from its mount on the vehicle when it was toppled.

    You amble over to it, checking in all directions, cautiously. Gently, you reach out and lift the thing - god damn, but it's heavy. You'll have to fashion a sling for it.

    It's... sturdy.



    Well, can't hurt to try it, right? You look for something mechanically inclined for tugging, and tug it.

    It goes off.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:28 No.18702676
    I don't think we're lucky enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:29 No.18702690
    Oh dear.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:30 No.18702695
    >alien with a Ma Deuce

    Well, THIS will make for some interesting intel reports at Allied HQ....
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)21:30 No.18702696
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    ... okay, I'm still horrible. BUT SO IS THAT FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:30 No.18702699
    >It goes off.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:30 No.18702700
    The End

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    aaaaaand we're deaf now
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:30 No.18702707
    Do martians even have ear drums to shatter?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:31 No.18702712
    N'oo'p's gonna get knocked on his ass. Or his torso, or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:31 No.18702721
    D-does he even have an ass?
    Or a torso for that matter?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:32 No.18702725
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    Someone needs to learn trigger discipline.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:33 No.18702734
    >trigger discipline
    >test firing a weapon

    The two are rather mutually exclusive.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/13/12(Fri)21:33 No.18702738
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    Hey, guys, shitty drawfag here. Sorry if took so long, but IRL shit happened.
    To the anon who prepared the plans, thanks for the idea
    Here's the Substriker Unit.
    Practical(ish) bits:
    >Mk 1 Torpedoes launched from modified Fliegerhammer
    >Wetsuit has mana/magic conductors to connect striker leg to main apparatus
    >Comms unit can be used as sonar array by recon/radar witches like sanya

    Fanservice bits:
    >wetsuit is completely backless for skin contact with main unit
    >underwear of anykind is not allowed under the suit for max magic transfer.

    Any ideas is welcome, but I'll be gone for a few hours, so I wont be able to see them until later.

    Enjoy anons, and thanks planefag for the awesome threads.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:33 No.18702740
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    sensitive drum-like surface is pretty good for picking up atmospheric vibrations
    and bad when the vibrations get really big
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:34 No.18702749
    It isn't when you don't know which end fires yet.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)21:34 No.18702752
    I enjoy this.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:35 No.18702759
    I'd assume there's a central mass of some sort that the tentacles attach to, and that contains on the organs and such.
    >> Tofu 04/13/12(Fri)21:35 No.18702762
    I'm guessing they use a skin-layer of magic to keep pressure, otherwise they'd turn into meatballs.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:35 No.18702765
    I'd say that's pretty obviously the one with the hole.
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    The earthling weapon goes MOTHERUFCKING BLAM


    From the other end, it's terrifying. It lets you know you've got to get your head down because the earthlings are trying to kill your sorry ass. But on this end... in YOUR hands...


    You trail off awkwardly, and look around to make sure nobody's heard your mad laughter.

    Well, the earthlings in that tank probably did, but they don't understand Martian. Lucky you.

    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/13/12(Fri)21:36 No.18702769

    I've forgotten, were we still calling Submarine Aces in WW2? I know it was that way in WWI
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)21:36 No.18702778
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:36 No.18702784
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:37 No.18702786

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:37 No.18702790
    BUILDING! We don't want to get killed so quick after finding a new boom boom.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:37 No.18702791
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:37 No.18702793
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:37 No.18702795
    Shit, I want to hit them with the new gun but I also want N'oo'p to survive longer.

    Get in da building.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:37 No.18702797
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:37 No.18702798

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:37 No.18702800
    calling it now, by the end of this arc N'OO'P MARTIAN will be MC's nemesis
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:37 No.18702801
    You ever looked at a old bazooka? Holes on all the ends! Earthling guns are weird.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:39 No.18702817
    Sorry, EGO and PRIDE are the forerunners for that position
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:39 No.18702818
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:39 No.18702819
    Yes, but this one has one hole. Well technically there's more, but there's only one that's on the end.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/13/12(Fri)21:40 No.18702828
    The man's loading it, since it's a breach loader. It's rocket artillery, it doesn't fire from the rear, it fires after you load it and yank on whatever you yank on to fire it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:40 No.18702833
    But the martian isn't a pilot. Only a pilot can be MC's nemesis.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:40 No.18702834
    Well if we're going by the gif up there, it looks like they're just a head with a bunch of tentacles attached to the bottom. Not really much room for internal organs or anything. Martians are weird.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:41 No.18702838
    >minimum range
    >probably talking about Masers

    Suddenly, troops entering combat with melee weapons against the martians doesn't seem stupid
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:41 No.18702840
    Accepted. Still, trigger discipline N'oo'p. So you don't burn off a whole belt with one squeeze.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:42 No.18702856
    a lot of the martian weaponry is also rocket based, so there's a pretty obvious reason for minimum ranges for those as well

    fix bayonets!
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/13/12(Fri)21:42 No.18702859
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:42 No.18702867
    I think he's talking about the minirockets.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:43 No.18702872
    calling it now, we used up all our ammo when test firing it
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:44 No.18702880
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    N'oo'p picked up a machine gun, not a stovepipe.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)21:44 No.18702881
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    he's talking about the gyro jets
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:44 No.18702884
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    You spring for the heavy structure as fast as your tentacles will carry you, slam your thick skull right into the door with all your might, and bounce right off the fucking thing god-damn OW OW OW FUCKING OW.

    Behind you, the "blamblamblam" of earthing fire opens up, and the bullets punch right through the door like it wasn't there.

    Well, that was fortunate. You spring athletically for the little window near the door, neatly fly through, and tuck-and-roll once inside, leaving your new gun behind. You need something a little more familiar at the moment. Clambering to your tentacleends, you find yourself covered in blood.

    The building is full of martians that have been hacked into fucking pieces.

    Limbs. Limbs. Everywhere. The floor is inches deep in sticky blood, and the overpowering scent of it is horrifying. Weapons are about, but nothing heavy enough to threaten an armored fighting vehicle.

    A high-explosive shell hits the stone wall behind you and your world vanishes in noise and flame and shrapnel.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:44 No.18702892
    planefag, I must ask.

    Are you just a warbirdfag or a general antiqueaircraftfag?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:45 No.18702901
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)21:46 No.18702904

    Primarily warbirds, but the Ford Trimotor is a sexy sexy bitch, mmhmm.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:46 No.18702906
    >> Tofu 04/13/12(Fri)21:46 No.18702908
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:46 No.18702911
    >Martians have tentacles?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:46 No.18702913
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:46 No.18702914
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    Alas poor N'oo'p, I knew thee well. For thou was an alium of never giving a fuck.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/13/12(Fri)21:46 No.18702917
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    ... For some reason, I was thinking of the Nebelwerfer.

    You'd think after 12 hours of sleep, I'd be more awake than this...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:47 No.18702924
    >Ford Trimotor is a sexy sexy bitch, mmhmm.

    guess what i'm gonna be right seating in tomorrow morning? :D
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)21:47 No.18702926

    Shoot those asshats with a whole lot of those guns that are lying about, then run out the back. With enough guns shooting out, they'll think there are more than just you in here, so they won't just run in and shoot your shit for breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:48 No.18702932
    I vote we surrender
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:48 No.18702934
    theyre in a tank...why bother getting out at all
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/13/12(Fri)21:49 No.18702943
    N'oo'p, I hardly knew ya!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:49 No.18702947
    N'oo'p just can't catch a fucking break. I knew we should have gone for the delicious sustenance.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:50 No.18702949
    Pretty sure they're not interested. Human experimentation and all.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)21:50 No.18702950
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    You come to a second or two later against the far wall of the place, draped over some long, narrow wooden bench. For a long moment, all you can think of is how incredibly uncomfortable the damn thing is, and that's coming from a guy who came to this miserable dirtball in a drop-pod designed by pebble-counting tight-tentacled accountants with their skulls up their elimination tubes.

    Then it's like oh right TANK.

    Scrabbling to your tentacles, you look for cover, any cover at all. You dive behind the little podium-thing on the raised stage thingajigger, thinking that it'll at least provide protection from shrapnel and interior wall spalling, when you spot a trap-door on the rear of the stage.

    You fling it open, dive inside head-first, and your skull collides with somebody else's skull with a loud CLICK!

    Then the tank fires again.

    >> Guile 04/13/12(Fri)21:51 No.18702958
    If we stay within the buildinging, the human vehicle can shell us at their leisure until they bring the thing down around us or they run out of those explosive things. How many explosive things are in a vehicle? Fuck if you know.

    There is only one chance. We must sneak out the back, crawl along the ground like Martian Snake, surprise the tank crew, defeat them in tentacle-to-hand combat using our venusian karate, and commandeer their vehicle. And now we have our bigger gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:52 No.18702972
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:53 No.18702980
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    What did we just run into?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:53 No.18702984
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:53 No.18702989
    Oh god kill it!
    At least we're probably safe from the tank here.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:54 No.18702995
    If it's not, I say surrender. Let's just quit while we're behind.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)21:55 No.18703002

    As the latest blast of high-explosive tears through your ears, you feel tentacles wrapping around your headbase.

    "DIE, EARTHLING! DIE!" somebody screams.

    You reach out daintily and slap the moron with half your tentacles.

    "WHO HAS TENACLES?" you ask.


    You slap him again. "WHO HAS TENTACLES?"

    Above you, the screams and whines and ricochets of human bullets sound inside the stone walls of the building.

    "I uh"

    "WHO!" you slap him, "HAS," you slap him, "TENTACLES!"

    "MARTIANS!" the martian screams.


    "A MARTIAN!?"

    "NO I'M A FUCKING CAVE SWALLOW WHO DO YOU FUCKING THINK," you scream with mad, mad rage, and start flailing on the stupid fucker as best you can in the narrow cellar of the building. "GARHD DAM FURK HURRR GLHARRRRR"
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/13/12(Fri)21:56 No.18703011
    Tanks and skulls and skulls and tanks
    The earthlings never slew ya
    N'oo'p, I hardly knew ya!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:57 No.18703028
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:59 No.18703045
    It's like the worst kind of nerd slap fight.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)21:59 No.18703046
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    oh god literally all the martains are mentally deranged
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)21:59 No.18703047
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    How the hell did this fucker survive basic on Titan?
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/13/12(Fri)21:59 No.18703056
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    Jesses! Leave something for the humans!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)22:00 No.18703064

    After slapping somebody's shit with mad, short little whippy strikes of your tentacles, you finally calm down enough to note the bullets above have finally ceased.

    "... are th-"

    You smack the other Martian again.

    "Stay quiet."

    "... you just did that because you were pissed."

    "Yup." With one dainty tentacle, you lift the lid of your hiding space and poke your head up. Late-day light floods the building, since the wall at one end has been blown open, allowing the human tank to strafe the interior. It looks like they mistook you for one of the hacked-apart martians, and moved on.

    Your new companion stick his own skull out as well, and immediately dives in again to be violently ill below. You squeeze your eyes shut as you realize you were laying in an inch of blood that'd seeped through the wooden stage and into your cellar.

    "Come on," you mutter, dragging your new "friend" forward.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:01 No.18703074
    N'oo'p really needs a bottle of Olympus Mons' foulest rotgut after this day is over

    >and somehow the aliums are putting up a serious fight on earth
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:01 No.18703075
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    stupid, stupid sexy airplane...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:02 No.18703090
    As long as he is walking in front of us.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:03 No.18703098
    has the color of martian blood been established?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)22:04 No.18703110
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    Time to get the hell out.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:05 No.18703115
    We should probably keep an eye out for a weapon of some sort we could use against that. Also, it'd be good to get a recap of what sort of base we have set up here. It was apparently close by.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)22:07 No.18703138

    Gliding forward, you hurriedly retrieve your new human toy, and from the nearby wreckage you liberate a ton of extra ammo belts for the thing.

    Your new buddy tilts his head sideways, examining it. Language between the species is absolutely impenetrable, despite the eggheads best efforts, but at least numbers are discenrable.

    "Three-thousand and six." He blinks. "Three-thousand-and-six of what?"

    "Dumb fucking questions," you snap at him, and he shrinks.

    "... sorry."

    Part of you realizes that he's been hiding in that cellar for almost a day after all his squaddies were brutally slaughtered, but did he ride a crash-landing captured earthman freighter into the ground? Fuck no.

    That tank might be back. With friends.

    >Scour the ground for munitions. IT IS TIME FOR VENGENCE.
    >Get back to your own fucking perimeter, fuck this noise.
    >Hide and wait for the cover of darkness.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:08 No.18703152
    scour the ground for munitions
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:08 No.18703155

    theyve put us through enough shit!

    find something big and bang-y that can show that tank whos boss.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:09 No.18703157
    Yeah. "Was" being the operative term here.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:09 No.18703158

    >Get back to your own fucking perimeter, fuck this noise.

    Time to GTFO with our new Browning.
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)22:09 No.18703162

    Darkness is the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:09 No.18703167
    sing them the war songs of your people. it is time for vengeance
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)22:09 No.18703171
    WE WILL HAVE THE ADVANTAGE! Mars' atmosphere is much darker than Earth's.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)22:09 No.18703174
    HA. We have a BAR.
    I am completely ok with this.
    Hide and wait. No need to tempt fate twice.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:10 No.18703184
    WE ARE either finding a 'Schreck or running like fuck.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/13/12(Fri)22:11 No.18703189
    .30-06 ammo, eh? .30 caliber machinegun. Not bad.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)22:11 No.18703194
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    >it went bang 40 times

    N'oo'p... dares to dream big.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:11 No.18703196
    >ammo belts

    i think we have a browning .30 cal
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)22:11 No.18703199
    BARs weren't vehicle mounted. It's a browning.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:12 No.18703208
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:12 No.18703211
    Nope all the way back to the perimiter.
    >> Guile 04/13/12(Fri)22:13 No.18703219
    Strike from above, they'll never expect that.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:13 No.18703220
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:13 No.18703223
    We're N'oo'p, not the MC. I think it's our solemn duty to AVOID fighting as much as possible, because it means less chance of getting fucking murderated by those crazy humans.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:14 No.18703226
    So it's probably a 1919, a Lewis, or a Johnson LMG.
    We should probably check back in with command. They'll have heard this, probably, but we don't want to lose track of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:15 No.18703236
    >wait for cover of darkness
    >reflect on how the war started
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:15 No.18703237
    Durr, only one of those is belt fed. Never mind me.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:15 No.18703238
    There is only one answer.

    And that answer is NOPE.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)22:15 No.18703239
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    Jesus, forgot .30-06 was also used in belt feeders. I derped. My bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:16 No.18703257
    >Hide and wait for the cover of darkness [x]
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:17 No.18703270
    ooh i like this. exposition!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:20 No.18703290
    and the metagaming begins in ernest goes to camp wamatochick
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)22:21 No.18703301
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    Scouring the battlefield, you retrieve a few weapons - a bandoleer of grenades and most importantly some anti-tank thumpers, little weapons with clever warheads that are decent at punching through armor. Something about a miniaturized capacitance coil firing an electrical discharge to ionize a jet of explosive-formed plasma that... who fucking knows, you're a grunt, not a technician.

    "This is more my style," your new friend says, gently stroking a heavy repeater. The weapon fires large minirockets with a high rate of fire, and is generally considered a lovely asskicker.

    "Whatever," you mutter, detaching the sling from a portable maser. To your absolute delight, the human weapon exhibits attachments for something similar, and you're able to clip the sling onto it. "Boo-yeah."

    "Now what?"

    "We wait for those fuckers," you mutter, "and we devastate them."

    Your new friend raises his repeater, resolute.

    "What's your name, anyhow?"

    "D'rr'p," he tells you.

    "Well, D'rr'p, lets find a hole and sit in it."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:22 No.18703314
    Acquire sunglasses. At night.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:23 No.18703327
    Ah perfect, we wait for darkness and let D'rr'p's worthless carcass cover our escape. Right?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:23 No.18703328
    Let's kick some ass. Once it comes nears us, I mean.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:23 No.18703329
    >"What's your name, anyhow?"
    >"D'rr'p," he tells you

    this is why I love you PF
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)22:24 No.18703332
    We heavy weapons guy now.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)22:24 No.18703338
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    >MFW I see the name
    Hell yes. HELL YES.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:24 No.18703339
    We have 7 eyes. Where are we going to find some that fit?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:24 No.18703342
    Is derpalium wearing a red carapace covering?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:25 No.18703351
    We'll burn that bridge when it comes to it.
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/13/12(Fri)22:26 No.18703358
    So... We're gonna get bounced now?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)22:28 No.18703384
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    You and D'rr'p take cover in a drainage culvert underneath a vehicle path. Darkness soon falls, and the sounds of wildlife change as the nocturnal creatures emerge. Especially those ones that just chirrup all night long.

    You prick up your tentacles as those chirruping insects suddenly go quiet. In the distance, you hear the rumbling sound of earthling engines coming down the road. D'rr'p readies his heavy repeater eagerly, and looks over at you, raising his tentacletops in a quizzical expression.

    >Let them drive over the road and B-B-BLAM them from below!
    >Let them drive past and shoot 'em up from behind! YOUR THROWING TENTACLE IS STRONG.
    >Hose them down from the front and set off your thumper in the culvert, shutting down the road!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:29 No.18703391
    From Below
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:30 No.18703394
    Blam them from below, all armored vehicles have shitty underarmor and it's really difficult to counter attack from that position.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)22:30 No.18703395
    >Let them drive past and shoot 'em up from behind! YOUR THROWING TENTACLE IS STRONG.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:30 No.18703396

    death from below.

    we dirt shark now.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:30 No.18703403
    from behind
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)22:30 No.18703405
    Drive past, blow the shit out of their back, run like hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:30 No.18703408
    >Let them drive past and shoot 'em up from behind! YOUR THROWING TENTACLE IS STRONG.

    Earthling baseball never steered anyone wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:31 No.18703410
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/13/12(Fri)22:31 No.18703420
    >Let them drive past and shoot 'em up from behind! YOUR THROWING TENTACLE IS STRONG.
    So very strong.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:32 No.18703424
    From behind.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:32 No.18703434

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    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/13/12(Fri)22:33 No.18703447
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    >From behind.

    Tanks have crappy rear armor, and if they're a little ways away, we don't get caught in secondary explosions if they light the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:34 No.18703451
    technically, if these martians are the same ones from war of the worlds, then REAL martians do it asexualy
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:34 No.18703453
    Hit 'em from behind.
    Do we have any armor in our camp? We might want to keep the roads intact.
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:35 No.18703460
    From behind. Drp has minirockets and would blow him self up if he fired from below
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/13/12(Fri)22:35 No.18703468
    Except for Japan.
    There they just come from everywhere.

    >From Behind
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:35 No.18703471

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:36 No.18703479
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:36 No.18703481
    Some casualties just can't be avoided.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:37 No.18703487
    >220 posts, 12 relevant PF posts, 1.5 hours
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:37 No.18703495

    slow night
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:37 No.18703496
    >not 500 posts

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/13/12(Fri)22:38 No.18703499
    But he might blow /us/ up too.... N'oo'p is sitting right next to him at the moment.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)22:38 No.18703504
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    "What do we do?" D'rr'p asks you.

    "Let'em pass," you tell him. "I was always hot-shit at killydisc."

    D'rr'p undulates his tentacles dubiously, but says nothing.

    You both cower in fear as the terrifically loud clanking of earthling tracks thunders overhead. They're loud, and break down easily, but on their silly little paths they do move pretty fast. You wait till the last vehicle has moved down the way a bit, then you stick your head out and ready your thumper.

    "Thumpers" can be fired from a small spigot-mortar, or the muzzle of most rocket-tubes, but the characteristic "thump" can give away your position. From the way those sinister little "thumps" attract machine-gun fire and rifle-grenades, the earthlings have learned to respect them.

    There's another way to use them, though. You take the little rounded cylinder and unscrew the small solid-fuel propellent charge that provides the little kicker "thump", and toss it aside. That leaves the telescoping launch-rod you usually stick down the launching tube of your rocket-rifle... and the spring-loaded fins.

    You flex your throwing tentacle, your mind traveling back to all those happy times, playing killydisc with your school chums. The lovely weather, the happy cheers of your parents, and above all, the bitter bitch-wails of the chumps as you nail them in the head with those stingy, stingy discs. Aah. Yeah.

    Time for round two.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)22:40 No.18703527
    >Martian sports.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:40 No.18703534

    dodge ball with frisbees?

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:41 No.18703541
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    But we always lost at killydisc!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)22:41 No.18703544
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    Time to drink some coffee so I can spit it out when the awesome shit happens.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:41 No.18703551
    rolled 49 = 49

    for great success!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:42 No.18703553
    Don't forget the change in gravity
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:42 No.18703554
    How many tentacles do we use to throw it?
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    That's not the point! We still played!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:42 No.18703565
    denser air too
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:43 No.18703577
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/13/12(Fri)22:44 No.18703580
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    >The lovely weather, the happy cheers of your parents, and above all, the bitter bitch-wails of the chumps as you nail them in the head with those stingy, stingy discs.

    Oh my siiiiiidess......
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)22:44 No.18703581
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)22:44 No.18703584
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    With a whiplike snap of your tentacle, you hurl the thumper at the trailing vehicle of the column. The tube and it's fins automatically stabilize the projectile, now effectively a grenade, as it sails majestically through the air.

    It bounces off the rear armor of the tail-end tank, rolls down its rear deck, and clatters to the hard surface of the road harmlessly.

    Then the starter charge goes off - the one that ignites the rocket propellent you already removed. The grenade does a neat little backtumble and hits the tailing tank right on the top of its turret.


    There's horrible, horrible alien screaming, and you see earthlings bailing out of the tank like its on fire.

    Oh, wait, it is. The shell in the breech of the gun cooks off shortly and the tank really begins to burn.

    Slinging your new toy into position, you open fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:44 No.18703588
    Wow, you managed mediocrity regardless of whether we're doing low or high rolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:45 No.18703590
    Mediocrity is safest
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)22:46 No.18703598
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    You never disappoint, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:46 No.18703599
    Now we send D'rrr'p up to slag the lead tank in the column, and we're cooking Chechen style!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:46 No.18703600
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:46 No.18703602
    Light up those humies real good like.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:47 No.18703605
    Original drawingfaggot here.

    I love you.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)22:47 No.18703606
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    >Taking rolls
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:47 No.18703608
    gunning down burning tank crewmen
    truly N'oo'p has had enough of this bullshit
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:48 No.18703620
    Hey man, think you could draw Nopelium dissing his superiors with mocking tentacle quivering from the first post?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:49 No.18703625
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    as a devoted HFY, this thread sickens me

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:50 No.18703629
    Original with respect to the Substriker, not the quest itself.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:50 No.18703631
    Awwww. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:50 No.18703632
    I know we don't do rolls on this quest, I just felt it important to mock the person who was rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:50 No.18703634
    Also, rewriting my story to use this design. It's too delicious not to use.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)22:51 No.18703641
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    As your human medium machine gun opens up, chaos and confusion reigns amongst the human forces. For a few minutes they scream at you and wave things, like that's going to stop you.

    "Hey," D'rr'p says. "I think they want you to stop shooting."

    You leap out of your hidey-hole, your machinegun slung at your mid-tent line, and let the humans know what you think of that.

    "NNOOOOOOOOOOOPE YOU FUCKING KNUCKLE-DRAGGING APE-FUCKS! NO FUCKING WAY! HAVE SOME SUPER-DENSE ALLOY, MOTHERFUCKERS!" You hold down the trigger of your new gun, spraying bullets around with absolutely no regard for aim, sending the earthlings diving for the dirt in a panic. The tanks at the front of the column have turned around, but on the narrow, plantwall-lined path, they've no room to turn around and shoot past their fallen comrade.

    Yeah. Yeah, deal with it.

    A bullet creases the air near your skull, and D'rr'p is shouting like a baby.

    >Earthling status: trolled. Time to NOPE on out of here.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:52 No.18703649
    Time to NOPE.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)22:52 No.18703651
    >Earthling status: trolled. Time to NOPE on out of here.
    Make like our names and NOPE.


    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:52 No.18703652
    >Earthling status: trolled. Time to NOPE on out of here.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:53 No.18703655
    NOPE out of the area. NOPE NOPE NOPE
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:53 No.18703657
    >Earthling status: trolled. Time to NOPE on out of here.

    There's a reason we're called NOPE martian.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:53 No.18703659
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:53 No.18703660

    we are a bit outnumbered.

    scram like a skiter bird.
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/13/12(Fri)22:54 No.18703664
    >>Earthling status: trolled. Time to NOPE on out of here.

    Let's get going before they manage to get at us with that tanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:54 No.18703665
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:54 No.18703669
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:55 No.18703680
    i'd say get out while the gettin's good

    and sing. sing songs of war and victory. let the humans tremble at the browning-toting monster they've created
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)22:55 No.18703682
    Time to NOOOPE on out.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:57 No.18703695
    Its is me or does N'OO'P seem more competent than ALL of Martian High Command?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:57 No.18703696
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:59 No.18703714
    he has 13 tentacles instead of 14, NOPE'll never be promoted
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:59 No.18703719
    iunno, they've done some pretty smart shit (all of which has caused MC bodily harm of some kind)

    i think its probably just your average high command, full of both retards and competent people
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:00 No.18703730
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:00 No.18703735
    I was about to make a joke about Martian Mallory, but then I remembered that MC encountered an alium Big Wing the last time he flew. Apparently it doesn't take much.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:01 No.18703744
    What tanks are we talking about here? Tigers or T-34s?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)23:02 No.18703749
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    "ARE WE ATTACKING!?!" D'rr'p asks.

    "NOPE," you state eloquently, and flee with a panicked, full-speed FLUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPH as your tentacles pound the turf.

    D'rr'p opens up with his heavy repeater, the swift silibant swishy sound of rockets being pumped out of the tube at a rapid clip as he covers your retreat. You pause about a hundred feet down the path, ready your human gun, and find it's out of boolit. You look at it helplessly, and realize you don't know how to reload it yet.

    Down the path, you see an earthling charging at D'rr'p, who's in the middle of slapping a new minirocket drum into his weapon. The earthling has a standard rifle, but he- he- he's put a MINIATURE SWORD on the end of it. And he's about to preforate D'rr'p!

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:02 No.18703750
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:03 No.18703760
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:03 No.18703765
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:03 No.18703768
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)23:03 No.18703771
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:03 No.18703773

    martians are united enough to stage an interplanetary invasion. thevey probably had a close to united planet for a long long time. that kinda thing will fuck up you officer tradition. no one with actual experience for generations.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:03 No.18703774
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:03 No.18703775
    Appropriate bludgeoning weapon? WE'RE HOLDING ONE.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:03 No.18703776
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:04 No.18703777
    It's time to bust a move.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)23:04 No.18703779
    >T-34's or Tigers
    >On The Glorious British Isles
    What the fuck are you smoking?
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/13/12(Fri)23:04 No.18703785


    Waggle our noodly appendages.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:04 No.18703786
    probably shermans, seeing how prone it was to go up in flames
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:05 No.18703788
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:05 No.18703790
    Killydisc Time, nobody can killydisk quite like us.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)23:05 No.18703792
    It worked before.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:05 No.18703793
    > capacitance coil

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:05 No.18703796
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    AMAZING, i tell you!
    find appropriate kinetic missile to done flung at yon hewmans!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:06 No.18703811

    Yeah I'm going with that.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:07 No.18703819
    I don't know what we're gonna throw, but it's the quickest way to save him.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/13/12(Fri)23:07 No.18703820
    Killydisc. All day, erry day.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:08 No.18703825
    "bye d'rr'p!"
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:08 No.18703828

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:10 No.18703845
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)23:11 No.18703857
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    Catches on fire? That's how you know it's the Sherman™ seal of Quality.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:12 No.18703865
    Is that a Metroid?
    >> Guile 04/13/12(Fri)23:12 No.18703870
    Throw slug-thrower, win everything.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/13/12(Fri)23:13 No.18703879
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:15 No.18703899
    Operation Sealion/Unthinkable brand cigars. They taste... like althist?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:15 No.18703902
    i wish/see the resemblance
    water balloon, actually
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:16 No.18703912
    I thought the same thing. It looks like a water balloon in mid-pop
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:21 No.18703965
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    its really strange to see SWQ this slow
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:22 No.18703975
    Blame waifufags?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)23:23 No.18703985
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    Perrine hijack?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:23 No.18703987
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    severe lack of waifu arguing

    i like it
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:23 No.18703999
    Nothing to discuss.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:23 No.18704001
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:24 No.18704009
    >inb4 D'rr'p is female, so is her friend, H'rr'p
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:24 No.18704012
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    satans grandmother Dimitri! I TOLD you not to fuck the comissar's sister?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)23:24 No.18704020
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    You spring over to the downed human vehicle and wrench something off the back of it with all your might. For a second, you consider using it as a bludgeon, but then you remember.




    With the bar of iron in your grasp, you draw back your tentacle and whip it at the charging human as hard as possible. It whistles through the air and CLANGS! off the humans metal hat with the force of ten-thousand angry females in season.

    The human stumbles, looks around dizzily, and drops his weapon. D'rr'p finishes loading, snatches up the iron bar, and comes flumphing over to you as fast as possible.

    "What the shit," he asks you breathlessly.

    "KILLYDISC EARTH CHAMPION," you declare, snatching back your metal bar. You run a tentacle down its length approvingly. It's got a hooky thing at one end, and a flat pokey end on the other. Hot damn.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:25 No.18704027
    D'rr'p is a total bitch. We need to go make out with H'rr'p.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:25 No.18704029
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)23:26 No.18704038
    >Hook thing
    I love you so much.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:26 No.18704042

    We Freeman Now
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:26 No.18704044
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)23:26 No.18704045
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    Judging from archive votes like half the readers bailed.


    sorry guys I can only fit in so many touching heart-to-heart characterization scenes in a thread~
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:26 No.18704050
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)23:27 No.18704051
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    >. It's got a hooky thing at one end, and a flat pokey end on the other.

    Truly an elegant weapon in it's killy-ness
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:27 No.18704063
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:28 No.18704065
    It's not bailing, I just forgot I was here...
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/13/12(Fri)23:28 No.18704068
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    Ahahah, Gap an Elf, you make me laugh...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:28 No.18704075
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:29 No.18704082
    We don't have much of a discussion point in this thread. The next one is Thursday right?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:30 No.18704092
    we freelium now
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:31 No.18704106
    pft! they're missing out. the last half dozen threads have been awesome! and i can't wait to find out the result of the clash of the swag-titans
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:31 No.18704109
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    >implying they wont be back half fighting a fight thats all over next week.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:31 No.18704111
    You had to shoehorn that one in pretty hard, so in addition to the trudefags and the antiminnas, I'd guess some people just couldn't put up with your lovable choo-chooing anymore.

    Is that why you had Cupcakeski show up? Trying to get another waifu in the mix?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:31 No.18704113
    What? Votes have been pretty much always at 25-35.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:32 No.18704124
    I thought all the Trudefags were excited at the prospect of fucking Cupcakeski to ruin the Minna route?

    Actually fuck it, I don't give a shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:32 No.18704134
    Cupcakeski would be funnier. Minna is too real for me, but still better than Trude.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:33 No.18704136
    Check the votecounts for the thread where Minna finally confessed her feelings. It's got a score of like 25, but somewhere over 65 votes.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:33 No.18704137
    Check the number of votes on those two threads, though. Somebody had to work overtime to get them back up to that range. Which is sort of cheap, to be honest; people are entitled to express their opinion there.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/13/12(Fri)23:33 No.18704148
    We still love you, we are just getting ready for the cup-pocolypse next week
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:33 No.18704149
    choo-choo was necessary if MC or story was to develop beyond HURR and/or DURR
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:33 No.18704152


    yo, bro we aint gone.

    but there comes a time to just strike the colors and wait for the BOUNCE parts, ya know?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)23:34 No.18704155
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    Cupcakeski has her own unit, it's just a one time HOT STEAMY SESSION OF PURE PILOT LOVE MAKING
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:34 No.18704161
    No, those were the anti-minnas.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:35 No.18704171
    It wouldn't have been necessary if he weren't going for a Minna route.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:35 No.18704174
    Hey, I want a Minna end and I'm totally on board with SWAG BATTLE OF THE CENTURY with Cupcakeski.

    And by that I mean fucking so hard the aliums feel it. In MARS.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)23:35 No.18704185
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    You finally limp back to the perimeter of the besieged landing force. The Edmund Fitzgerald is still burning, but even as you watch engineering teams are cutting away huge segments of the hull for the autolathes that have already been unshipped. Many soldiers were burned in the evacuation, but the crucial equipment has been unloaded.

    You look at the towering column of thick, oily smoke climbing into the sky in the middle distance, and wish, with all your brain, that you could hate those three crazy-ass humans to death.

    Right. To. Death.

    "HEY!" Shouts another martian. Unlike you and D'rr'p, he's resplendent in a shiny flight harness and he's got his sun-visors on.

    Fucking pilots.

    "What the hell do you want?"

    "Don't get your tentacles in a knot," he chuffs. "I was sent to... what the hell is that?"

    'That' is the whistle of incoming earthling artillery shells. You spring for the moron pilot and collide with him bodily, knocking him into the nearest huntyhole. Somehow, you manage to land on the hilt of the entrenching tool some miserable, fucking, useless asshole left in the god-damned fighting position.

    "OH NO OH SHIT OH FUCK" the pilot is screaming.



    "-I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SCREAM ABOUT!" you yell at him as shells begin to detonate around you.

    D'rr'p joins you in the hole, and you're pressed into the entrenching tool even harder.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:36 No.18704191
    >"love" making
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:36 No.18704198
    Haha. Just keep telling yourself that.

    Huh. I don't think I've ever seen someone actually dislike Trude before. Not want to fuck her, sure, but not dislike her.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:37 No.18704204
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:38 No.18704223
    So you would prefer the 'drinking yourself to death, alone' end?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:38 No.18704230
    Guys, meet H'rr'p
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:39 No.18704236
    this. PF's railroading has kept us alive and moved MC beyond functionally retarded, so I'm okay with it
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:39 No.18704238
    male-bovine supplied plant fertilizer. all BOUNCE, no plot = bad story. some games are good that way, but not stories. all action, all dice rolls, no reason why, no motivation, no changes... not fun long-term
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:39 No.18704239
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:39 No.18704243
    >crowbar with a right angle
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)23:39 No.18704250
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    "GRAB HIS TENTACLES" D'rr'p shouts, and both of them manage to pin you down before you can ram the hilt of the shovel into the pilot in ways that are neither sanitary nor comfortable. You scream and swear and shout as they hold you down and the artillery shells explode. Finally, after about five pounds of dirt has been deposited atop you by near-misses, the horrible deafening nightmare ceases.

    "... I don't know if you were louder, or the artillery was," D'rr'p says.

    "Are you frustrated?" asks the pilot.

    The shriek of artillery rockets scream into the night sky nearby as your own gunners begin counter-battery fire.

    >Feign unrustled jimmies... until they let you up.
    >No. No, you got it out of your system.

    >Also, who the fuck are you?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:40 No.18704253
    Pilot is K'rr'chs
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:40 No.18704256
    Trude so far has been drunk Minna with abandonment issues. I'd rather the other choice at least be different.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)23:40 No.18704258
    >Feign unrustled jimmies... until they let you up.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:41 No.18704264

    nod and make nice sounds till they let us up.

    >but then
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:41 No.18704266
    Feign unrustled jimmies.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:41 No.18704267
    I'd prefer that to the poor attempt at some out of character sappy emotional scene that he pulled out of nowhere when everyone was interested in doing something else. Other waifu options were available, and you don't even need one to advance the plot.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)23:41 No.18704268
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    what are you talking about
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:42 No.18704270
    No. No, you got it out of your system.

    We can't let a pilot frustrate us, if our reaction to a pile of heavily armed humans was to calmly close the door this guy has no chance.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:42 No.18704272
    >fake status:unrustled
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    >Feign unrustled jimmies... until they let you up.
    >Also, who the fuck are you?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:43 No.18704284
    What were we gonna do? Search for Yoshika? Fuck with people? It was 2 in the morning and we were drunk. Nothing good or desirable was gonna come of it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)23:43 No.18704288
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    I am enjoying this gaiden so much.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:44 No.18704298
    It didn't seem OOC to me. There is more to MC than fighting and bouncing. It's a little bit hidden, but it's there.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:45 No.18704305
    I can't believe people were so ardently going to Tesla - Fucking TESLA man - and seeing his experimental sci-fi shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:46 No.18704313
    ardently against even.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:46 No.18704321
    It was pretty in character if you ask me. MC had already started realizing how his crazy deathwish style of fighting would affect everyone else if he actually did end up dead, especially after his sister transferred over. Plus we knew that Minna went up there all the fucking time, so everyone voting for checking the tower walked right into it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:46 No.18704323
    >What were we gonna do?
    Don't you remember? Pretty much everyone was interested in finding Robin, and even wanted to ignore Minna and keep on walking when we bumped into her. We still haven't talked to her since we found out about her being a witch.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:47 No.18704328
    We want to fuck. Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:47 No.18704330
    remain unrustled [x]
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    >before you can ram the hilt of the shovel into the pilot in ways that are neither sanitary nor comfortable.

    Feign an unrustled state
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:47 No.18704332
    >No. No, you got it out of your system.
    Fucking hell, we haven't EATEN yet. Let's ditch these two and get to the mess.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:47 No.18704333
    Patton says no
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:48 No.18704341
    >Plus we knew that Minna went up there all the fucking time
    Oh please. One offhanded comment back in thread fucking 5 or something, and somehow everyone's supposed to understand that towers = Minna. No.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:49 No.18704358
    When was the last time Tower =/= Minna?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:49 No.18704360
    Yeah, that struck me as really weird. I don't know what's gotten into people. Maybe it was all the Trudefags who were the proper pilot types.

    I thought it was clear by then that that wasn''t going to happen any time soon. Besides, most people were harping on about having to go round up all the young witches.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:49 No.18704362
    No. No, you got it out of your system.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:50 No.18704366
    Yes, everyone is, because it's been said, and we even used it as justification to come to the conclusion that Minna knew about Chris being missing, because she spends her spare time up in the towers.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:50 No.18704367
    Oh for fuck's sake. It had been well established already that the towers were Minna's haunt.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)23:51 No.18704381
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    "I'm... fine. Just... had to get it out of my system."

    "Fine." They let you up, and help haul you out of the huntyhole.

    "So, who are you two?"

    You and D'rr'p introduce yourself.

    "And you?"

    "S'pss K'dt, Pilot Third Class," he tells you. "Command wants to debrief you."

    "What the hell for?" you ask dubiously.

    "Damned if I know, man. I just work here."

    "Shit!" you say, tilting your head towards the sky. "Do you hear that?"

    They listen.


    "Worth a shot," you say, and shove them both tentacles-over-skullcase inot the huntyhole, and kick that fucking shovel back in after them, for good measure.

    Then you go looking for some eats.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:51 No.18704385
    >the Trudefags who were the proper pilot types.

    they clearly weren't full time waifu faggots so its plausible.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:52 No.18704389
    >S'pss K'dt
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:52 No.18704393
    Well maybe it was just fresher in my mind because I had only caught up a week or so before that, but I figured Minna would be up there. You really shouldn't get angry that other people want to do things that you don't and vice versa though. It's just a silly choose your own adventure game.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:52 No.18704397
    Last time we were in a tower was with Sanya. Minna only went there to find her.

    It was said once, a long time ago. And besides, it doesn't matter. People wanted to find Robin, and tried to ignore Minna, but PF's train wasn't stopping.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)23:52 No.18704399
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    >Space Cadet
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:53 No.18704410
    oh good. i wanna know what it is martians eat.

    or are we gonna have to choke down some horrid human food freshly dragged from the darkness?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:54 No.18704419
    >silly CYOA
    based on strike witches of all things. its a sign that people are invested in it if theyre getting angry though, so PF's done his job
    >"S'pss K'dt, Pilot Third Class,"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)23:54 No.18704420
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    The problem with Robin is, well... she finds you.

    She is your sister, after all. She does not arrive but with a bounce. And Patton just gave her this nifty new... wait, spoilers!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:54 No.18704424
    You know, he's been railroading us to Minna since thread 4. Might as well give up at this point.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:54 No.18704425
    I'm not angry that other people wanted to do different things. I was on board with the majority. I agreed with them. The problem was, PF wasn't, and he's driving this train. It's just one of those times when I disagree with his choo-chooing.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:55 No.18704431

    >more assholes giving things to our sister

    we're gonna be busy.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:55 No.18704434
    NEVER! We will fight to the bitter end, damn you!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:55 No.18704435
    >giving gifts to our little sister
    we're going to hafta take him for a ride in the plane, aren't we...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:56 No.18704440
    So we wouldn't have found her in the tower. Sure, ok. But that doesn't mean we have to find something else up there.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:56 No.18704444
    Fuck Patton.

    Seriously what is that guy's deal? Fuckin wearing his uniform in the bath and then going around the castle in his fucking shorts.

    And what was with Trude sending him flying with a pillow? And Chris and the rape?

    Nothing makes sense anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:56 No.18704446

    This will not end well. Hopefully for Monty.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:57 No.18704450
    You just made that comment about the Trudefags leaving to stir up more waifu arguing, didn't you? Slow threads don't produce enough tears, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:57 No.18704453
    Doesn't mean we don't have to either. What is your point?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:57 No.18704454
    >And Patton just gave her this nifty new... wait, spoilers!
    Welp, time to kill Patton.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)23:57 No.18704456
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    >Normal update
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)23:58 No.18704464
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:58 No.18704466
    Just because you choose a course of action, doesn't mean that you get the desired result.
    Finding Minna in the towers instead of Robin was a highly probably event. Just because you forget it doesn't mean that Planefag has.
    And ignoring Minna is no guarantee that Minna will accept that course of action if she wants to talk to us.

    This isn't some cheap CRPG where you can ignore an NPC and they'll just stand there until you want to talk to them; other characters have their own motivations and agendas to follow and act on. Sometimes counter to what people may want at the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:58 No.18704471
    Maybe nothing would ever get done if we did random things all the time. I'm probably gonna vote for Cupcake related things from now on. I don't expect her to win, but whatever. I like the thread, I like the series, and this is all around pretty fun. I won't bitch and moan when someone does something I don't like. I'll either stop reading and cry, or just deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:58 No.18704473
    Planefag set a trap and everyone walked right into it. That's all there is to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704476
    Normal update
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704477
    Simply that there are plenty of other places to take the story than just back to Minna for the nth fucking time. People had finally gotten tired of dealing with her and wanted to do something else.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704480
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    Normal update to troll the N'oo'p fans
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704484

    I love your quest and I want to know the fallout of the SWAGBATTLE but N'oo'p's shenanigans are plain too fucking hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704485
    Normal update
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704486
    Is that Barbara Gordon schlicking to Charizard?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704487
    Normal. This was fun and all, but it doesn't have as good a draw.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704491
    No more waifus!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704492
    Normal. This nooping is too short.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704495
    >regular update
    we have a million reasons to start doing very not nice things to patton, and i want to see the trolling
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.18704496

    Nah I still have characterizing to resolve with Trude. She'll end up with somebody, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:00 No.18704498
    >Regular Update

    This adventures with the Martian is perfect for those days where you're pressed for time.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/14/12(Sat)00:00 No.18704504
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:00 No.18704507
    Aw shit.

    I like the N'oo'p adventures for now. At least it kept back the waifu bickering for a couple hundred posts.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:00 No.18704508

    N'oo'p is fun, but he needs to be used sparingly.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:00 No.18704509
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    She's your CO, you don't get to ignore her.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/14/12(Sat)00:01 No.18704519
    I'm really looking forward to seeing how you resolve things. Disregard haters.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:01 No.18704522
    >Normal update
    As fun as N'OO'P was, there's Robin to get bounced by, and a Tesla prototype to fly, and Minna-stuff to resolve.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:01 No.18704525
    Oh god, tell me it isn't Robin.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:01 No.18704526
    Sucks to be whichever one of the little girls that is.

    Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:02 No.18704528
    Normal, N'OO'P is great but we now we need to take two people on a ride for our sister's sake
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:02 No.18704532
    I vote... your preference.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:02 No.18704534
    Normal. Use N'oo'p to unwind after emotionally draining threads.

    Except the N'oo'p thread which will be about the crushing of the Martian pocket, because that probably won't be a happy thread either.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:02 No.18704537
    >comrades mad about 'railroading'
    >minnafags win erry vote every
    >between 5 and 7 votes to go do someting with minna on every vote where she isnt involved
    >a cruel prank on the witches that almost explodes trudes PTSD leads to trude makeout with no further input from us
    >trudefags win 2 votes over the entire ~60 thread series
    >still basically tied or even *ahead* up until the last thread

    umm lads, the train was in your station. aint planefags fault youve been sitting at the bus stop to wait for it instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:03 No.18704545
    The problem with saying that it was required to advance the plot is that you're taking for granted that part of that involves advancing a romantic relationship with Minna.

    So we had to talk to her, sure. I still don't think the way MC acted was in holding with his character, and certainly not how the readers wanted him to right then. I guess you disagree.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:03 No.18704547
    Agreed. Plus, there's someone we need to take for a few inverted snap-rolls.
    >> Writefag 04/14/12(Sat)00:03 No.18704548

    >>Some people had finally gotten tired of dealing with her and wanted to do something else.


    Some people didn't want Minna, slightly more people did. Your rustled jimmies are showing, and it only makes Planefag huehuehue harder.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:04 No.18704557
    If you don't mind me asking, how close to the end are we?
    >> archivalfag 04/14/12(Sat)00:05 No.18704570
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    Well that was weird. Anyways, here's the archive updated to SWQ 65 and now THE ADVENTURES OF N'OO'P.


    The archive also has my new writefagging adventure, Demons of the Pacific. Comments and criticisms are appreciated. And here's the lower quality pastebin for those that don't want to download the archive (what the fuck is wrong with you?)

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/14/12(Sat)00:05 No.18704582
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    And by "soon" I mean DUKE NUKEM FOREVER soon, because I consistently cover half the ground I intended to in every thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:05 No.18704585
    The Sherman's propensity for burning was fixed almost immediately with the A1 version.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:05 No.18704586
    we haven't captured alien leader and navagator to build craft to go to mars and kill big brain yet, so... we've got a ways still
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:05 No.18704587
    Did you read those threads? There was a clear consensus to find robin, and then another to ignore Minna. Once we were locked in, people went different ways; most people are somewhat used to his railroading by now.
    >> drawfag 04/14/12(Sat)00:06 No.18704595

    Hey you. Yes you. If you stick around for like another 15 minutes I will have a new image macro template for you. Hot and fresh from the photoshops. Just sayin'.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/14/12(Sat)00:06 No.18704597
    In related news, should TWQ be a CYOA or should I go with my turnbased tatical pipedream /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:06 No.18704600
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    I just realized we've been doing this for 3 months. I need to rethink my life. Also, what the fuck with this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:06 No.18704602
    I think I'll just check the archives in fifteen years then.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:07 No.18704603
    >not how the readers wanted him to right then

    IT feel like I've said this a thousand times.

    Stop talking for other people. You have no idea if that was what the readers wanted. I actually liked that part. It had some nice character development for MC.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:07 No.18704606
    >the readers
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:07 No.18704610

    turn based is bad
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:08 No.18704620
    『x』 Normal Update

    As much as I enjoy N'oo'p I think he is better saved for odd workschedule restrained days and Holidays to stay... fresh.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:08 No.18704622
    >anon in charge of reading comprehension

    >I still don't think
    I've only ever been stating my opinion.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:08 No.18704623
    I believe that MC was acting in character after he realized that he needed to adjust his attitude, and I certainly wanted him to take the actions that he did.

    And while you and a vocal minority disagree, others of us were apparently just fine with those actions.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/14/12(Sat)00:08 No.18704624
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    yes yes yes
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:08 No.18704626
    This makes me happy. You're all wonderful people and I'm glad I get to spend time with you.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:08 No.18704633
    Somebody Mistakenly archived a imagedump as that.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:09 No.18704645
    Your opinion is wrong, thanks for playing.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:10 No.18704660
    Unless you have a system RIGHT NOW, I'd suggest against it. TWQ has been delayed long enough as it is.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:11 No.18704666
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    Hey man, if you don't like the way things are going, feel free to post your opinion in threads, where it will be considered for review and shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:11 No.18704667
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    this. even through all of the arguments and whatnot in these threads, the writing's good and its generally a fun time
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:11 No.18704668
    I'd argue that a majority of people didn't want to be in the situation PF put them in, but once they were just made the best of it. But neither of us can know for sure.

    oh you...
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:12 No.18704680
    If you want a tactical turn-based adventure, play Iron Hearts.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:12 No.18704687
    Cool. Yeah, I'll do that. Again. In future threads. Like I am now.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:12 No.18704688
    >Tactical Turn Based Strike Witches Game

    I'd buy it.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:13 No.18704690
    CYOA. It'd take too long for it to be turn-based.

    Besides. How much do you think anon knows about armored tactics?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:13 No.18704696
    Wait, you mean your opinion didn't make the cut? Shit sucks man.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/14/12(Sat)00:13 No.18704699
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    I had two dental crowns done and a root canal, I finally have ALL OF THE TIME now, and I have the beginnings of some sort of game, that and it would allow me to detract from my "sup-par" writing skills, especially when compared toFlugzeughomosexueller~
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:13 No.18704700
    >Bounce it anyway i don't give a shit
    Pretty much all of my votes.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:14 No.18704706
    Ever think that might be why he holds our hand and doesn't let us deviate ever?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:15 No.18704710
    >finally unbanned
    Anyways, I guess people were less interested in non-waifu Martian stuff
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:15 No.18704714
    >> Writefag 04/14/12(Sat)00:15 No.18704721
    >>Our regularly scheduled program.

    As much as I enjoy the adventures of N'oo'p, I can't wait to troll Cupcakeski harder than she even thought possible. She will learn that she is not the alpha around here. She will learn hard.

    Also, I should have T&L15 done in a few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:16 No.18704729
    There wasn't much to discuss. We don't know these characters, and their basically comic relief anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:16 No.18704730
    It was just a joke man, calm down.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:16 No.18704732
    You can try using it to resolve combat once or twice and see if it works out?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:16 No.18704734
    shut up about reading each others minds, you twats. its all about votes.

    and yeah minnafags were losing pretty bad at *that particular moment* but there were about 37 similar moments where they shut everyone else out and got cockblocked by planefag.

    this subplots gotta wrap up sometime, it gets old.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:16 No.18704740
    Oh come on, we just haven't had time to get to know them. We should at least come back to them sometime.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:17 No.18704748
    Exactly, so how are we gonna fill up a thread with characters we've never interacted with?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:18 No.18704753
    I think his was too. A funny jab at PF's leanings towards the ol' tracks.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:18 No.18704763
    The same way we filled up the first few SWQ threads? The same way you start any story with unknown characters?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:20 No.18704778
    well, once we get to know n'oo'p a bit better, that'll start to happen. i do like the idea of keeping these side-stories around for days where PF's busier than usual or whatever
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:20 No.18704780
    That isn't a crowbar, it's one half of a j-tool. Firefighters use them.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:20 No.18704781
    We knew who the characters were. You're forgetting that /a/ has been here since thread 1, and this is a very large series.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:20 No.18704782
    >37 similar moments where they shut everyone else out and got cockblocked by planefag
    I mean I agree with your post, but I'm just having a hard time thinking of times PF's cockblocked the Minnafags. Wasn't it usually other readers?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:20 No.18704787
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    Sanya is always related
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:21 No.18704804
    But we can't get to know him until that starts to happen. What you're saying is a catch 22.
    Doing it when he's busy does make sense, though.
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    It's not like I have a printed copy of the rulebook and the additional rules for airplane types and loadouts or anything. I definitely didn't put it in its own binder.

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    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:23 No.18704824

    I wish I could do /tg/ related things other than quest threads.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:23 No.18704826
    well, we've already started to get to know him just by this thread. once we have more and more threads, our knowledge will expand
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:24 No.18704845
    Right. I'm just saying I'd rather have those threads now, instead of more waifu drama.
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:25 No.18704857
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/14/12(Sat)00:26 No.18704868
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    not a bad plan, I guess I shall kick writing into MAXIMUM DOING mode now, give me a week or two~ and ill crank something out, quality not withstanding
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:26 No.18704870
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:27 No.18704876
    He kept having MC go full retard whenevere we talked to Minna. Not that being impulsive and stupid is OOC for MC. But it started getting old, so he stopped.
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:27 No.18704879
    It's only "waifu drama" when people start whining about railroading instead of dealing with it and having fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:27 No.18704885
    >waifu drama
    This thread was wholly civil and laid back until PF replied to that guy saying the it was slow and start the waifu crap again.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:28 No.18704898
    Shit, when are we going to get our flight jacket back?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:28 No.18704907
    It has been claimed by the Adorable Cossack.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:29 No.18704914
    So you're saying we just have to get people to stop complaining about railroading and arguing about whose waifu is better? Have you been reading this quest long? It's never anything but that.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:29 No.18704916
    No one was here because this was much less engaging. Not that it's his fault, but no (old) characters and relatively few choices kind of removed any interest I had in posting. I think he did this for our sake, which I appreciate, but it's a (fun) diversion.
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    yea. i'm really sorry for that...i knew not what my comment would bring!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:30 No.18704936
    >no trip again
    Suggesting more tandem charges?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:31 No.18704942
    >Trudefag mass exodus
    I can assure you I am still here fighting for the floppy doggy ears
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:31 No.18704944
    Yeah, didn't really think that through.
    >> Thunder and Lightning Numero Fifteeno Writefag 04/14/12(Sat)00:31 No.18704948
    “Aw hell no, man. I’ve read enough of those old war stories. The moment I start spilling my guts about how ‘I’ve got a sweetheart at home and her name is Sally’ and how ‘we’re gonna get married when I get home’ I’m a goddamned dead man the next time we sortie.” Franklyn leaned back in chair. “Nah, I’m not saying shit about home until this whole war is done with.”

    “What about you Flip?” Bozo asked, taking a sip from his beer. “Got a girl back home?”

    “Which one?” Flip said with a sly smile on his face.

    Anders, standing near the jukebox over in the corner had finally chosen a song from the list, the machine began playing a swell of orchestral music that made way. Before long, a mournful female voice began singing lyrics in French.

    “Who’s this?” Bozo asked, obviously enjoying the song.

    “Edith Piaf. French singer.” Anders said as he took a seat at the table. “She’s singing about her lost love, how she sees him everywhere- in the sky and the earth.” He took a sip of his drink and enjoyed the music. “My mom has a bunch of her records, used to listen to her all the time. Never heard this one before, though.”
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:32 No.18704954
    I think we had a full audience here (well, as full as it is since people left). Just because they weren't posting doesn't mean they weren't reading and enjoying it.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:32 No.18704955
    what? im not planefag...i'm the guy who posted the original "SWQ is slow tonight" comment: (>>18703965)
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:32 No.18704957
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:33 No.18704967
    If the SupTG votes are anything to go by, quite a few people are missing.
    >> drawfag 04/14/12(Sat)00:33 No.18704970
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    I foresee this getting a lot of use in the future. I can add shades real fast if you guys want. But I kind of like the look of complete and utter disdain he has right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:34 No.18704988
    Fuckin' brilliant as is.
    >> http://pastebin.com/3Z3REtsc Writefag 04/14/12(Sat)00:34 No.18704989
    “Knight, you got anyone back home?” Flip spoke up.

    “Used to.” Anders smiled ruefully. “Got a letter the last week before I shipped out here- ol’ Molly decided she was gonna shack up with some banker. Unfortunately Northern Africa is not home to an overabundance of the fairer folk, unless you count the Witches and WASPs, but they’re all dikes anyway.” He smiled and took another sip of beer before continuing in a decent approximation of a salty old seadog. “Nay, the sky’s the only woman for me!”

    “Smart lad!” Albert called from the bar. “Three wives taught me womenfolk are nothin’ but trouble!” He looked to the door. “And speak of the devil…”

    All four pilots looked to the door just in time to see it swing open and reveal three of Alexandria’s witches.

    “Albert! Long time no see!” Chen was among them, along with a somewhat less tearful Bishop, and Anders recognized the last witch as the American witch who’d given him the finger one time when his flight had splashed a heavy they’d been trying to kill. It took him a second to connect the name to her- Megan Hofer.

    “Miss Chen. It’s a pleasure.” Albert gave his characteristic grandfatherly smile. “Your usual table?”
    The four pilots, realizing that Al’s was no longer friendly territory tonight, drained the rest of their bottles near unison, and started getting up to leave. “Albert, how much do I owe you?” Anders called, finally drawing attention to their corner of the room.

    “Eight-Fifty, Mr. Anders.” Anders sauntered up to the bar, carefully refusing to acknowledge the witches’ presence and paid the man. “Here’s ten, I need two more bottles, though.” The old man reached into the deep freeze below the counter and produced two more beers. He’d promised the motor pool guards a share of the booze, afterall.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:34 No.18704992
    Now it's just you though. Not that you guy's were that big of group to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:34 No.18704998
    >Trudefag mass exodus
    You know, if you actually count the negative votes, it's only like 4 to 6. It's not that much in context.
    And you have to take that number with a grain of salt, too, since there's some jackass who's downvoting most of the popular quests.
    MSQ has one guy that's been targeting them since a few weeks ago.
    You have to remember that the final score and the total number of votes includes negative votes.
    (Total Votes - Final Score) / 2 = total number of negative votes.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:34 No.18705002
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    sister, gnome-denying crewmate, nearly boning trude and minna, kissing cupcake, need to retaliate on patton in a way that he knows it was us without being able to court-martial us, night witch big brothering, oh yeah a FUCKING WAR ON and you want to devote time to... a jacket.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:35 No.18705013
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:36 No.18705026
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:36 No.18705028
    >> http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 04/14/12(Sat)00:36 No.18705029
    “We’ll see you next time, Al.” He then returned to the safety of the pack of pilots, glaring at the three witches as they made their way out the door. Their sacred temple of booze and music had been sullied by witches.

    Anders looked at his flight chronometer, little number he’d bought from some old German in southern England. “Well, we’ve got two hours until curfew, any of you guys know another place to get drunk?”

    “Could head to the O-Club over on the base.” Bozo suggested. The rest of the pilots nodded in agreement.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:37 No.18705048

    weve got a lot of shit to deal with man. we gotta look swag.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:38 No.18705059
    Oh, it was a decent chunk of people, they're just shit at waifuing properly. They don't scream and yell whenever something goes wrong for them, and they're not always clamoring to go talk to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:38 No.18705071
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    Problem, officer?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:38 No.18705075
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    it's like herding mentally defunct cats on PCP
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:38 No.18705076
    The jacket completes our swag. We can't just go walking around at just 90% swag now can we?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:39 No.18705088
    I disagree, but it's not like it matters anymore.
    >> Pancakes: forever out of James' reach... Writefag 04/14/12(Sat)00:40 No.18705096
    The next morning, James Anders rolled himself out of bed. They’d managed to pull back into Castle Alexandria an hour after curfew, managing to bullshit their way past the guards despite being incredibly drunk.

    He looked at the clock- 0500, despite his hangover, a year and a half of getting up at the same time every morning definitely had an effect on his internal clock. He pulled himself to his feet, vaguely aware that his lack of a plane meant he wasn’t sortieing this morning, much of his processes boiled down to two words, though:

    “Coffee. Pancakes. Urghh…” James pulled on pants, made some approximation of combing his hair and stumbled out of the pilot’s dormitories towards the kitchens. Once there he ignored everyone, and everything, grabbing a cup and pouring the deep black nectar.

    “Yes. Coffee. Good.” He grunted as he drank. James felt the horrors of last night’s overdrinking subside. “I need pancakes.” He went to the cupboard and began assembling his father’s old pancake recipe and within minutes had a heaping plateful of delicious flapjacks, with an entire bowl of batter for untold more.

    James sat down at the large dining table, preparing to devour his stack of pancakes when the newspaper across from him folded down to reveal the smiling face of Captain Lawrence Bristol. “Good morning, Lt. Anders. Have a swell night last night?”
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:40 No.18705105
    The normal difference between final score and total votes looks to be less than five. For the two threads in question, the differences are 56 and 46. There was definitely an unusually large number of pissed of people.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:40 No.18705107
    did you not read latest thread?
    'hunting best of the best looking like that'
    'they come to me'


    Now, if it was Rommel's one true (original) lighter, on the other hand
    >> No pancakes for you! Writefag 04/14/12(Sat)00:40 No.18705110
    James grunted; fork in one hand, knife in the other. “Wasn’t bad.”

    “Well…” Bristol drew the word out hatefully, “If you’re not busy, I’d like you to take a ride out to Alexandria Air Force Base with me.”

    “Now?” Anders stared at him.


    “Do you mind if I eat my-“

    “Swell!” Bristol exclaimed standing up and folding the paper neatly before leaving it on the table.

    James looked down longingly at his hotcakes, then over to Kittel, the other German witch. She was certainly the youngest of the girls on base, probably fourteen or fifteen years old. She was staring at batch, practically salivating. He sighed. “Here, kid.” He sighed with resignation, pushing the plateful of delicious in front of her. She immediately began devouring his delicious breakfast in front of him. He wept on the inside.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:41 No.18705120
    Now you know how planefag feels.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:42 No.18705141
    90% is more than enough to pull Cupcakeski, just imagine what we could to with the jacket.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:42 No.18705146
    >it's like herding mentally defunct cats on PCP
    Yep, pilot.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:42 No.18705149
    Been here long, mate?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:43 No.18705168
    We need to be careful with that. The jacket risks trampling. We need to keep our swag at a controllable level.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:44 No.18705178
    you do realize every witch includes perrine h clostermann?

    but seriously, clothes don't make the man. or pilot. or gnome.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:45 No.18705187
    >"stop speaking for the thread!" guy is back

    hey guy, you're fun!

    planning to read TWQ whenever dude stops being lazy? we should totally get on opposite sides of the waifu war again
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:46 No.18705210
    >perrine h clostermann
    Shit, you guys are right. The jacket will be safe enough with the cossack.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:47 No.18705220
    Oh god, come on man, we've managed to drop that shit now. Please don't bring it back up. Besides, there are a lot of people doing it now.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:49 No.18705244
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    hey, i dont wanna argue here. shits over anyway. just offering a greeting to an honorable foe.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:49 No.18705246
    Sure, but to change things up, hows about you try to get us hooked up, while I try to marry us to our tank?

    I've never left. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:50 No.18705249
    Maybe. But look at Total Votes both before and after those two.
    Before, we generally had about 30-35 votes total.
    Suddenly that number jumps up to 67 and 78 for those two, then immediately crash down to the regular 30-range.
    So the question is: were those 16 downvotes all from 16 downvoters, or just a smaller number that used proxies to get around the 1 IP address/1 vote limit?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:50 No.18705250
    That is AWESOME. Also reposting from >>18703620

    >Hey man, think you could draw Nopelium dissing his superiors with mocking tentacle quivering from the first post?

    Or at least add it to the list for PF to vote on.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:57 No.18705328
    Right around 30 on normal average, yeah.
    Ah, it looks like someone just added a vote to each. The final scores for those two threads are both 22. Meaning that of the 78 and 68 votes each got, there were 28 and 23 votes against.
    As to proxies, who can say? Someone in IRC said something about fixing them, when they heard about the low scores, though, so if anything it'd be on both sides.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:58 No.18705343

    Sounds good.

    I dont think loving your tank is a thing the same way loving your plane is, though. or at least it being so isnt part of what popular culture thinks about the situation.
    >> drawfag 04/14/12(Sat)00:58 No.18705352
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    Sure, I will add it to the list since I (probably) couldn't get it done tonight anyway. The Martians are actually a nice change of pace to draw because I can exaggerate the expressions on them a lot more without swan diving into uncanny valley.

    New additions are as follows:

    -POSE AS A TEAM CUZ SHIT JUST GOT ALIUM'D: N'oo'p and D'rrp striking a pose. They are here to shoot shit and chew bubblegum. And they are all out of bubblegum.

    - Did you see the pool? THEY FLIPPED THE BITCH! :
    N'oo'p alternately flipping his shit/giving no fucks for chain of command. Tentacles flailing in ways that would make the Japanese porn industry blush.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:01 No.18705383
    Are those taped to his head? Nice.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:03 No.18705401
    Well, I guess we'll all have to rectify that, won't we?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:05 No.18705433
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    Eh, not like it's the first time I've held the line on my own. When you're the only one that shows up on your ACV team, you get a good amount of HOLD THE LINE practice.

    I'll fight the good fight. And if not, I'll go down like a Strigon.
    >All Trudefag team members assemble for takeoff.
    >For the glory of our waifu.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:06 No.18705453

    oh, and you have to take the trudefags this time. its only fair.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:07 No.18705459
    28 and 23 negative votes, when our normal average of total votes is around 30?
    Doesn't that sound a little suspicious?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:08 No.18705463
    Not to start this whole thing back up, but I think it's pretty much dead in the water here:

    But stay strong, anon. Keep fighting the good fight.
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    I will fly with you, noble Trudefag.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:08 No.18705480
    Just don't drag SWQ down with you. OK?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:10 No.18705494
    Not really, no. People were very unhappy with how things went, so they voted it down. Those numbers sound about right for the trude fans and the antiminnas. Maybe a few extra votes, but not many.
    It was sort of a big deal. I'm not surprised people would react strongly.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:10 No.18705501
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    >not like it's the first time I've held the line on my own

    it sure is in this quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:11 No.18705509
    >implying the other waifufags won't do that for him
    The Minnafags aren't gonna stop, man. Don't worry, it'll be the same shithouse it's always been, but it's held up this far.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:11 No.18705512
    Well there is a severe difference in how much damage they can take and this influences your relationship with it.

    Planes are fragile beasts who rely on not being where the bullets are, it's more along the lines of the pilot protecting the plane.

    The tank protects the people inside, instead of each bullet hole being a sign of you fucking up and you failing your baby, each gouge, bullet mark and battle scar is a mark of your tank's love for you. Your tank will never let you down, it'll keep on rolling through artillery fire, mud, rain, rivers and snow, delivering 75 mm packages of death. If that isn't love I don't know what is. If you occasionally have to dig a massive hole under it to repair her in the field, under enemy fire, that's OK because she's your lady and as long as you take care of her she'll never let you down.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:13 No.18705532
    Trudefags are/were an odd bunch. They were really shit at the standard militant waifu act. They just sort of smoldered in the corner, waiting for their chance to strike.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:14 No.18705539
    Oh believe you me, I don't have quite enough pull to do that. Well, I know a guy who's already stirred up some...negative emotions, but from what I remember I think he was painted as a Minnafag. Heck if I remember. Besides, he tells me that he really wants to do How I Was the Deviljho for his next storytime, so screw him.
    >dead in the water
    Yeah? So was our turf in Urban Area. I still put my AC on the line for it. Made them fight for every inch of it.
    I appreciate the help.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/14/12(Sat)01:15 No.18705553
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    my boner is ready
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:17 No.18705579

    yeah i dunno what the deal was. maybe because weve got so many boards cross connected in here? trudefag/minnafag split might map pretty neatly to the /a/-/tg/ split. No guess who is who though, and there are no reliable demographics to be had.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:18 No.18705592
    Fuck no.

    Although, I have a confession to make. I'm not a Minnafag. My favorite character on the show is Sanya. But I do like the interaction between Minna and MC. So I support them being together.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:20 No.18705608
    That's a thought, yeah. /tg/ trying to pick up the fundamentals of waifuing from /a/, and having more trouble than with RoS.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:23 No.18705637
    If you truly love her, go and make sure she ends up will someone nice. She won't end up with us, but that doesn't mean she can't be happy with someone else.

    >How I Was the Deviljho
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:23 No.18705638
    Don't we also pull in some boys from /k/? I'd bet they go for Minna.

    /a/ is very fond of tsun tsun, no? Perhaps they are the ones pulling for Minna majorly.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:24 No.18705654
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    i dont spend my entire time watching the actual show getting my hate-on for minna either, ya? only that one episode.

    also, my waifu thinks you have good taste.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:26 No.18705664
    I assumed he meant PF.

    Maybe one or two proper /k/ommandos. It's mostly just the normal crossover /tg/ has with them. I don't know /a/ well enough to know; on one hand, I'd think they'd go for Trude cause she's sort of been the "cuter" type, but they do probably like their tsun.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:26 No.18705665
    /k/. Also a trudefag. No hate though. I just want a good story. Besides Planefag has yet to let down so far. mostly
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:26 No.18705673
    Deviljho tells me it's Monster Hunter related, but beyond that I haven't the slightest idea what it is. Might be porn again. Some kind of awful funky transformation fetish porn?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:27 No.18705675
    I apologize for my atrocious grammar
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/14/12(Sat)01:29 No.18705695
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    Woooo~ Another Elia-fag, although I dig her older sister a bit more
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:29 No.18705700
    Maybe it's just cause this is the first quest I've followed since Ruby, and is more susceptible to faction given the waifu factor, but I really do find the social dynamics at play interesting.
    I definitely want a post mortem by PF, but I'd also be curious to hear from people at the end where they're from, whether they'd seen the series, and how they were voting on some of the major issues throughout the quest.
    I feel sort of silly getting this involved with a fucking fanfiction, but I'm in too deep now.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:31 No.18705716
    I want an ending like Animal House. I believe it would fit
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:33 No.18705741
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    /a/ hates tsunderes. Partly because they think they're overdone, partly because they wish for a shallow, submissive stay at home wife.

    So if it isn't /a/, and it isn't /k/...
    Looks like we found out where they're all coming from.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:35 No.18705760
    some of /a/ loves tsunderes, some of em hate tsunderes. i'd hazard a guess that a decent portion of the waifuing in general's coming from there, especially given their previous attachment to the characters

    the thing is, though, that /a/ would probably be split pretty evenly in the waifu wars
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:35 No.18705761

    Longtime /k/ommando and recent elegan/tg/entleman here. Found the quest literally by seeing the first post of the first thread and thinking SWEET FUCK YES P-61 QUEST HERE I GO. Haven't seen the series, no interest in anime, and had no idea what I was getting into. If I had to pick a waifu at gunpoint or something maybe Hartmann I guess.

    I've been on the sidelines for a while now, only got vocal to prevent flying Tesla's scifi rainbow bullshit thing over a real aircraft. Also got loud in Fuel v. Rockets: Battle of the Decade and What Plane Should We Cheat on the Widow with.

    If I had to guess, /a/ probably leans Minna for their hatelove animu whatever, and /tg/ probably splits close to evenly because whiteknights and both girls got issues.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:46 No.18705874
    The real question is what tank our MC is going to crew. I'm voting for anything other than a M-4 Sherman, I'd rather not get burned alive.

    Probably a Tank Hunter given what we'll be up against. Something big and with a massive cannon, like the T28, maybe the IS 2 or 3, or a Panther, the Panther was pretty fucking awesome.

    While the Tiger I and II were the beefiest fuckers ever, the giant pile of mechanical problems due to weight makes me dislike them a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:47 No.18705883
    >hate tsunderes
    /a/ is just tsun for tsundere.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:53 No.18705942
    I vote for M3 GRANT/LEE. For maximum troll against the Aliums.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:54 No.18705959
    because of that image people keep posting in these threads, i will never be able to disassociate M3s from "and then someone gave me a cheese sandwich"

    i hope you're happy, /tg/
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/14/12(Sat)01:58 No.18705999
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    Oh boy are you guys in for a treat~ You are just going to have to wait and see what I have in store
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:59 No.18706008
    Or better yet! A Stuart! I know the brits loved them.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)02:00 No.18706017
    I swear to god if it is a churchill...
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)02:01 No.18706032

    Come on M10

    Come on early experimental gnomes only M10 with a 17pdr
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/14/12(Sat)02:02 No.18706042
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    Oh I promise you you wont command a Churchill

    I am tired and am going to go to sleep now, can troll better in my own quest thread, good night SWQ
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)02:22 No.18706233
    Way to kill the thread there chucklefuck
    >> Starshadow 04/14/12(Sat)02:46 No.18706451
    *Glances at the clock*

    Hahaha, no.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)03:09 No.18706612
    so will the next quest you do be upotte quest then?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)03:32 No.18706759
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    Ghost in the Shell quest would baddass.

    >Bad guy watching door

    >Normal Quest
    "Welp, time to figure something else out"

    >GitS Quest
    "Hack his eyes and walk right past him"

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