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    982 KB Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:17 No.18685046  
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:17 No.18685056
    I cannae tell, Cap'n, I'm too fat to reach the controls!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:18 No.18685067
    who's bright idea was to attack a borg cube alone!?!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:19 No.18685070
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    We're cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:20 No.18685079
    We're buggered, captain.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:22 No.18685091
    then why is the starboard cell on fire!?!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:22 No.18685098
    Quick! Someone call Voyager!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:23 No.18685107
    Are you high? We're in space, there's no oxygen for a fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:23 No.18685108
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:23 No.18685111
    Starboard Nacelle offline, and decks 9 through 14 are exposed to hard vacuum.

    Fire containment systems are online, Captain, what are your orders?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:24 No.18685117
    The shuttle Bay is gone! As in, literately, gone!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:25 No.18685125
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:25 No.18685127
    Ingore all previous damage reports, all systems nominal. Starboard nacelle is just attention whoring again.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685141
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    Well, goodluck number One.

    >Escape pod
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685143
    life support got hit cap'n. The second salvo killed everyone who could fix it. Better start praying or fapping, depending on who you believe in
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685145
    I haven't laugh this hard in a month.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685154
    activate Genesis missile?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685155
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    Captain, the Cube is veering away and resuming bombardment on the planet.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:27 No.18685159
    They... they hit our on-ship distillery! Our schnapps are gone! All GONE!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:27 No.18685164
    My knee! There's an arrow in my knee!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:28 No.18685177

    Oh schnapp!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:28 No.18685183
    Medi bay here Captain wever treeating people as best we can but unless engineering can get these fires out we will be forced to evacuate within the next ten Minute's
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:30 No.18685197
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    uuuuuuuuuuus aaaaah.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:30 No.18685199
    Don't worry, your legs are fine! It's your hands that have been blow off!
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:30 No.18685201

    Correction lad, not ALL the schnapps, take this bottle and get to an escape pod. I'm on my way to the bridge.

    Captain, are you still with us?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:31 No.18685207

    I canna doo et Cap'an! She canna hold!!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:31 No.18685208
    Captain, I've learned that when your arm is now only attached to your shoulder by skin. Slapping people by twisting your body is fun.
    oh shit, the Adrenaline is fading.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:31 No.18685214
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    tangos coming in hot
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:32 No.18685216
    I dunno, like, stuff is broken but it's cool cos I'm holding the thing that goes woowooowooowoo quietly at things and shines blue light, so like err, yeah stuff seems to be less on fire than when I started pointing it at the stuff was on fire.

    Anyway, I think I am gonna go take a nap soon so I hope someone can cover for me.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:32 No.18685222
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    Captain! We're being hailed!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:32 No.18685224
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    Nah, Data, Geordi and me are in this giant luxury escape pod.
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:33 No.18685232

    I sent three engineers your way a minute ago, are they there yet?


    Back on your feet!
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:34 No.18685240

    Godspeed Captain. I will save as many crew as I can from here.
    >> Petty Officer Bob 04/12/12(Thu)18:34 No.18685244
    Shit, you're an ensign?

    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:37 No.18685274

    Thats bull and you know it! We need to get this ship back together. Contact fire control and keep those torpedoes launchin'

    Does anyone know if the teleporters are still online?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:38 No.18685289
    Resistance is futile.
    You will be assimilated.

    Lower your shield and power down your weapons
    >> Ediaarc Lac 04/12/12(Thu)18:38 No.18685293
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    Uh... uhh...

    Quick! Think up an arc or something!

    Uh... I... am... pregnant! And you're the father, Bob. So we're definately getting out of this!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:38 No.18685296
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    We keep losing power on a few decks. Having issues keeping track of the lights alone...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:38 No.18685298
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    teleporters are up but somethings in the way
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:39 No.18685302

    Like hell!

    You can take our ship, and you can take our lives. But you will never take our schnapps!

    All hands. Stand by to repel boarders!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:41 No.18685315
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    Meanwhile, in the escape pod.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:42 No.18685322

    yes they just arrived, Thankyou MacGregor however junior engineer Mihn Seong has suffered extensive plasma burns im treating him the best I can but Im running out of available staff at an alarming rate
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:42 No.18685327

    Activate the automated sentry systems!


    I hope the captain brings back help in time.


    How many days of air do we have on cycle?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:43 No.18685333
    Jesus, the Ensigns are dropping like flies!
    Tim and Charles had crates fall on them.
    I saw 12 Ensigns get vented into space.
    And the panel ensign timmy was working on exploded, knocked him into a power capacitor were he was stuck there, screaming.

    I'm so happy they promoted me to from ensign to Lieutenant Junior Grade last week. I've already cheated death 3 times in this battle.

    God, it took him at least a minute to die.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:43 No.18685334
    Clearly this image has been mirrored, because nothing ever happens to the starboard nacelle.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:44 No.18685343
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    Hm, says here on the internet that semen is good for your skin.
    >> Crewman Silver Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:44 No.18685344
    Ensign! We have another problem! I'm alright now, but I can't seem to open this blast door with my hooks, any help?
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:44 No.18685353

    Excellent, I need somebody to infiltrate the cube's drive systems with an armed torpedo!


    Keep up the good work! We're all counting on you.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:45 No.18685360
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:46 No.18685369
    We are Borg
    We will add your distinctions of liquor to our own
    Resistance is futile
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:46 No.18685374

    Do you have a rebreather handy?

    Stand by, I think I can override that deck's doors from the bridge.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:46 No.18685375
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    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:48 No.18685388

    I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up. I think the voice module on this unit is busted. You know, from all the phasering I gave it.
    >> Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)18:49 No.18685410
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    Did somebody call for a suicide mission?!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:50 No.18685420
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    No one told me there was an open bar on this escape pod! Hey guys?! Guess look what I found.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:51 No.18685423
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    cap'n! Something else just arrived in the system.
    And its fucking up the cube!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:51 No.18685426
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    Sir, I believe we have more urgent matters to attend to than moistening issues.
    For instance, the Enterprise is still on fire.
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:53 No.18685447

    Crewman Fodder! I need you to head belowdecks and meet up with Crewman Silver. He should be able to show you to torpedo storage. Once there, page me, and I'll show you how to take down a Borg Cube.


    Anyone else near the teleporters? Clear any borg that may be sapping them.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:53 No.18685450
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    Fuck that, didn't you see >>18685420 bringing in the liquor, you chunk of junk?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:54 No.18685468
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    Don't worry. We'll take care of the Borg.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:54 No.18685469
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    >> Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)18:55 No.18685478
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    YES SIR!!
    *Man, I hope my booze made it to the escape pod in time*
    >> Crewman Silver 04/12/12(Thu)18:56 No.18685481
    Ensign! I keep trying to launch torpedoes, but I keep pressing several buttons at once! Permission to type with my tongue sir!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:57 No.18685491
    How are you gentlemen !!
    All your base are belong to us.
    You are on the way to destruction.
    You have no chance to survive make your time.
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:57 No.18685498

    Crewman Silver! Did the doors open up for you? Also can you breathe?

    I'm sending you some help, guide him to the torpedo bays.


    Can we get any kind of warp at all? This is going to be a pretty big explosion.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:59 No.18685513
    >this thread

    I haven't laughed for so long that my face hurts after reading this
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:59 No.18685514
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    Shields failing, multiple hull breaches... Sir, if we detonate the drive core, we may be able to destroy the Borg Cube.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:59 No.18685517
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    Off the starboard bow! Its Crimson Permanent Assurance!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:59 No.18685523
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    That will mean destroying the ship...
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:00 No.18685526

    Permission Granted! You tongue that console like a Brea III hooker!


    Negatory. You have yet to hear the thunder of our victory cadence!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:00 No.18685529

    We need to blow up the Enterprise!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:00 No.18685531
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    That's just the Enterprise, silly nigger.
    We're in the pod. Now pour me a Shirley Temple, boy.
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:00 No.18685532

    If we just hold it together, I know the captain will return with help. He'd never self destruct with crew onboard.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:01 No.18685538
    You broke the ship..... YOU BROKE THE BLOODY SHIP!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:01 No.18685540
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    WHAT did you call me?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:01 No.18685542

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:02 No.18685549
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:03 No.18685552
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    Shut the fuck up.

    Where's the brig? We need to lock this one up.
    What? No brig? Fuck. Back to the Enterprise.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:03 No.18685553
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    Don't worry Captain. I fixed everything.
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:04 No.18685568

    Does anyone read me? Please somebody respond. I need you to lock on to Fodder and Silver, and wait for my signal!


    Okay, we've reconsidered. We're ready to lower our shields now.
    >> Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)19:05 No.18685571
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    Sir, I think I'm a little lost, I'm not use to navigating this ship sober. Hold on, there's a guy making out with a console, maybe he can help me out.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:05 No.18685578
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    Captain's Log.

    We came back to the Enterprise, fucked up the Borg, the Necrons, Bert, some lights, and some ensigns for good measure.
    We locked up LaForge.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:05 No.18685580
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:06 No.18685588
    Did you fix your smug, self-important attitude? No?
    Then shut up Wesley.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:06 No.18685589
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    Shut up Wesly.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:06 No.18685594
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    Enterprise you seem to be having some trouble.
    I could send a few ships your way, provided you're prepared to part with some of your best Brandy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:06 No.18685595
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:07 No.18685604
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    Thats the one thing I can't fix
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:07 No.18685607

    Excellent! Any moment now the transportation officers should be ready to teleport you directly to your mission.

    Any crew nearby Fodder and Silver please attend and provide guard detail.
    >> Crewman Silver 04/12/12(Thu)19:07 No.18685611
    It's ok Ensign! I nearly suffocated myself, but I managed to type out the launch code for the photon torpedoes with my tongue, only taking short breaks to breathe so that my session wouldn't time out! shall I fire? Only, the code expired in 2 minutes and I don't know if I've got it in me to type it out again!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:09 No.18685631
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    fuck you ensign.
    Fuck you
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:09 No.18685638

    Excellent work, we must have knocked out whatever weapon systems were facing us because we're still alive. You've done this ship a tremendous service!

    Cease fire and attend Fodder. Tell me when you've arrived at torpedo storage. Also arm one manually and keep your hand pressed against its casing.
    >> Crewman Silver 04/12/12(Thu)19:11 No.18685662
    But Ensign! I lost my hands earlier in the battle!
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:12 No.18685687

    Okay. Then instruct Fodder how to do it. Be careful not to blow up the ship.


    Is anybody operating the teleporters? Anybody at all? Please respond!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:14 No.18685711

    I believe the staff...teleported. Away.

    A while ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:14 No.18685712
    No one. the fool teleported himself over to /x/
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:15 No.18685716
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    I find your lack of hands disturbing
    >> Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)19:16 No.18685728
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    You heard the Ensign, let's get to the torpedo room. You gotta stop sweating the small stuff, Silver. I mean look at me! I'm colorblind and have no liver, but I still manage to pay my alimony checks every month.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:16 No.18685733
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    Captain, there's a place for me in the lifeboat?
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:16 No.18685738

    All right, I'm locking down the bridge and heading to the Teleporters myself then.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:17 No.18685746
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    Sir... there's something on the monitor...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:17 No.18685752
    We keep sending people through the teleporters, but we lose contact with them on the other side
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:20 No.18685775
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    is that asshole still there?
    Send some firebats through the teleporters
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:20 No.18685776
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    Not my fault you piced all the delicious, delicious redshirts...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:22 No.18685807
    we're going to need a bigger person
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:23 No.18685830
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    The space marines are dealing with other... problems... right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:26 No.18685865
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    "I assure you, my lord, that not all the space marines are... indisposed. We can be there in fifteen minutes."
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:27 No.18685881

    I've reached the teleporters, and I've managed to stop the bleeding.

    Getting kind of... sleepy guys, are you ready or not?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:29 No.18685897
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    Someone left a statue on the escape pod. How quaint. Now ignore this dumb thing and look at all that glorious booze.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:29 No.18685898
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:32 No.18685936
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    This is USS Excalibur.
    Do you require any assistance? we heard some dumbass decided to take on a Borg cube by himself.
    >> Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)19:34 No.18685955
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    Torpedo's armed and ready, sir. Let's show these tin cans why they don't mess with the Enterprise.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:34 No.18685957
    >Not HMS

    U W0T M8
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:36 No.18685984
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    Fodder, Silver... Prepare to be energized. Remember the armed torpedo.


    We've lowered our shields and are prepared to be boarded.




    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:38 No.18686011
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    well fuck you guys then. we even had a welcome party ready. Now you can all go rot.
    Number one. take us to a safe distance where we can watch them explode but if they pull their heads out of their asses we can help them
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:43 No.18686064

    Excalibur, please disregard my panicking crew.

    Can you confirm the cube's destruction? I have zero sensors.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:43 No.18686065
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    Well nobody answered our hails, so we let ourselves in... thank you kindly for the great many gifts, by the way.
    >> Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)19:45 No.18686085
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    Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm here!
    *Man, it is taking the ensign forever to beam us ba-*
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:45 No.18686092
    Very well.
    Initial scans show the cube to be royally buggered.
    How many survivors have you got?
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:46 No.18686099

    What? Who are you?! And what are you doing with those teleporter pads?!


    Oh no...
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:48 No.18686121

    Um... Let me check... One second Excalibur.


    Check in.


    Check in.


    All wings, check in.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:49 No.18686141
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    Oh gods... we're trapped... trapped...
    >sobs gently.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:50 No.18686162
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    The Emperor's Solemn Vow, Checking in.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:51 No.18686169
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    Zarquon that sounds bad... Listen if its alright with you I'm going to start beaming out people as I lock on to them. don't be surprised if people start randomly disappearing.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:53 No.18686193
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    "Right... it's the teleporters making people disappear.. not the slenderman..."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:53 No.18686200
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    This is red six, standing by.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:55 No.18686224
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    "This is... uhh... "The Post-Dated-Check-Loan" Yeah, I think that's our call sign... and... fuck, I have no idea what I'm doing, there's a level 3 biohazard outbreak here..."
    >> Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:55 No.18686229

    Yes please... Start with Medical.

    Take good care of the crew...

    >://All Decks

    Congratulations Crew. We survived our encounter with the borg. Be prepared for immediate teleportation, the Excalibur is rescuing us.

    >I guess I didn't stop the bleeding after all... Oh well...

    Ensign MacGregor, out.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:55 No.18686231
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    ...I'm gonna need you to clarify...did you say the Slenderman is aboard your vessel?
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 04/12/12(Thu)19:56 No.18686244
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    I was wondering if anyone would bite.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:00 No.18686288
    Please clarify. Is the entity known as slenderman aboard your vessel?
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 04/12/12(Thu)20:01 No.18686296

    He's dead, Jim.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:01 No.18686309
    Yee though I walk through the valley of Slenderman. My god emperor protects
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:02 No.18686317
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:02 No.18686322
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:04 No.18686335
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    My god.
    I cannot risk my crew and their well being if there is even the slightest possibility that we can kill the slenderman. we will take it. Please. I beg you clarify. IS THE ENTITY ON YOUR SHIP?!
    >> Redshirt Bigsby 04/12/12(Thu)20:05 No.18686351
    yes oh god they are everywhere ruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn %zzzt% cuts out
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:05 No.18686368
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    LeT uSSIN
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:07 No.18686387
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    ...Mother forgive me.
    Lock phasers and Photon torpedoes. Destroy that ship.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:09 No.18686414
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:10 No.18686425
    wrong ship
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 04/12/12(Thu)20:11 No.18686436
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:12 No.18686451
    Ý̵̈́̿̒̊́͒̚҉͍̜͉̲̣̫̹o̻̩ͯͣ̈̒͆͋͗̍u͚̱̟ͯ̽̊ͦ͡͠ ̰̤͎͚̯͇̣̦́̌̄ͬ̌̀̀̚͜c̶͖̰̪͇̬͒ͬ͝͞a̺̯̦̻͉̞̖̟̿̈́́͘ṋ̢̘̮͈͙̱̌̑
    ̀̏̍͊͛ͬ'̴̨̃̔̾҉̦͍̦̗̼̘̞t̯̠̺̊̓ͩͦ̔ ͊͂͝҉͔͎̖͕̠͠k̼̭͍̗̈́̓̅͘͜i̴̋̾̈̎̓̀ͣ̈́ͧ͢҉͓͍l̵̲͓̮̩̘͕͈ͬ̒͝͡l͉
    ̼̺̳ͯ͂̿̔ͅ ̧̧̺̑̈́̅͞ú̡̲̹̰̺̳̜̦͎͔ͯ͛̈͘s̸̨͚͔͉̯̲̹͉͓ͨ̐͠.̸̡͋ͤ̀̃ͥ̚̚͏̮̦
    ̡͎̗̞̹̰͕̦͐̎̇̀W̷̶̩͔̟̮̬̺͚ͪ͊̑̿ͧͣ̅ė̦̳̃ͭ́ͫ̿͆͝ ͕̥ͩ͋͛̈́ͫͅḳ̻̥̝̼̘̿̽͊̎̿͌̚̕͞ń̶̩̼̦͈̯ͫ̆͑̀̄͘o̝͕̘̪̪̹͕̳ͬ̍́w̴
    ͇̅ͯ̍̐ ̶̼̞͔̝̪̮̙͂̐͗ͯ͊ẏ̹͔̩̼͗ͣ̏ͣ͢͢ͅo̧̪̘͒ͨ̒͒̔̒ͣͤ͟͢ủ̟̳̝͛̋̃́ ̴̨̳͇̏͑̀̈́̀͋n̶͍̘̻͓͎̜͔̼͓̂ͯ̓̌̽̏͛o̷͉̥͈̥̼͋ͨ͊̉̌̑̄ͪ͗͟͞w̧̖̪ͬ
    ̸̢̥̪̞̞̘̦͈ͮ̍͌̈́̂ͬ͑ͫW̡̡̗̺̪̱͔̅̔̌̊̊ͣ̂ͭͯe̶̵͎̜̙̿ͅ ̢̝̘̹̎̃̿̅̈̍w̧͉̳͚̹̆̿̋̒͊̍̀͢i̧̠͚͎̬̱͋ͫ̏̑lͫ̏ͫ͆̎̄́͒҉҉͔̤̬̳l̫
    ̤͈̘͕͙ͭ̑̒͐ͥ̊̄͞ ̤͕̘ͬ̿̍f̲͓̺̳̫̝̺̆̈̓̄́͜ͅi͔͇͓̜̠ͮͯ͂ͬ̎̕͢ͅn̟͓̝̖͙̰̝̾ͧͨ́ͮ̚͠ͅd
    ͭͭ͊ͭ̌ͫ͂͝͏̛͙̦̯̺̤͇ ̧͕̺̝͖̺͎͚̙̿̃ͪͥ̃̽ͨy̷̶͍̰̮͚̝̻͕͂ͥ͗ͤo̡̠̹ͧ̈́̈͛̓͆ͨ͋ư̙͈̗̫̌ͨ͒
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:15 No.18686491
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    Meanwhile, on a nearby planet, a warp core from the destroyed ship falls...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:15 No.18686500
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    Sir! I think the aliens want to send a representative over for peace talks!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:16 No.18686518
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:17 No.18686520
    ...Clearly I have only one option.
    This is Captain Marsh. Authorisation Alpha one. initiate self destruct sequence. five second countdown. Engage. Its been an honor.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:17 No.18686530
    Countdowns are too mainstream
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:18 No.18686536
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    And I'm his grand vizier!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:19 No.18686564
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:21 No.18686591
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    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 04/12/12(Thu)20:22 No.18686603

    Roll Credits
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:23 No.18686614
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    well... i'd call that a good disaster. So what's the B-movie?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:23 No.18686617
    ̯̩̻̗̞͚̫ ̠̹̜̖̳̻͍̼͐͌ͣͦ͘̕͠S̵ͨ͐̽̀͊̌ͪ̔ͫͤ̄̔͂͛̄̾̆̓̚͏̦͍͔̟̥̗̺͓͙͔̖̥Ę̡
    ͔̣̳̘̯̦̥̼̫̗̤̼̦͙̻̬̹̑̃ͫͮͬ͂̄Ë͊̉͂ͭ͏̴̵̜̦̺͈̼̥̹̰͔̩̳͕̬̕ ̸̡͉̰̳̝̲̘̖͈͙̱͓̠͍̥̞̪̆͆ͦ̉͌ͧ̀͝ͅͅY͐͗͗ͬ͗ͮͬ͗̔͑́̄̏̏̾͋̿̅̚҉̸̤
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:25 No.18686652
    Sisko and Janeway team up to fight the Space Jockeys
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:27 No.18686685
    Wesley getting launched into a star?
    For two hours?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:27 No.18686689
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    >Opening scene Sisko and Janeway are in the persued vehicle...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:21 No.18687449
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    It's bad, captain. We've got reports of shitty away mission content on all decks, and we're venting pay to win content!

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