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Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:17 No.18685046

/TG/! DAMAGE REPORT!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:17 No.18685056 I cannae tell, Cap'n, I'm too fat to reach the controls!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:18 No.18685067 who's bright idea was to attack a borg cube alone!?!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:19 No.18685070 File: 1334269147.jpg-(72 KB, 476x356, 1302809479652.jpg) We're cool.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:20 No.18685079 We're buggered, captain.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:22 No.18685091 >>18685070 then why is the starboard cell on fire!?!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:22 No.18685098 Quick! Someone call Voyager!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:23 No.18685107 >>18685091 Are you high? We're in space, there's no oxygen for a fire.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:23 No.18685108 >>18685098 HELL NO THAT IS A WORSE FATE!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:23 No.18685111 Starboard Nacelle offline, and decks 9 through 14 are exposed to hard vacuum. Fire containment systems are online, Captain, what are your orders?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:24 No.18685117 The shuttle Bay is gone! As in, literately, gone!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:25 No.18685125 MY LEGS! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS! OH GODS MY LEGS!!!!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:25 No.18685127 Ingore all previous damage reports, all systems nominal. Starboard nacelle is just attention whoring again.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685141 File: 1334269570.png-(176 KB, 381x396, 1332511384582.png) Well, goodluck number One. >Escape pod

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685143 life support got hit cap'n. The second salvo killed everyone who could fix it. Better start praying or fapping, depending on who you believe in

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685145 >>18685125 I haven't laugh this hard in a month.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685154 activate Genesis missile?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:26 No.18685155 File: 1334269615.jpg-(421 KB, 996x842, 41b8ea1633f0f24ee6b5674c17c0f8(...).jpg) Captain, the Cube is veering away and resuming bombardment on the planet.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:27 No.18685159 They... they hit our on-ship distillery! Our schnapps are gone! All GONE!!!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:27 No.18685164 My knee! There's an arrow in my knee!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:28 No.18685177 >>18685159 Oh schnapp!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:28 No.18685183 Medi bay here Captain wever treeating people as best we can but unless engineering can get these fires out we will be forced to evacuate within the next ten Minute's

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:30 No.18685197 File: 1334269803.gif-(184 KB, 320x240, 8360_961e.gif) uuuuuuuuuuus aaaaah.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:30 No.18685199 >>18685125 Don't worry, your legs are fine! It's your hands that have been blow off!

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:30 No.18685201 >>18685159 Correction lad, not ALL the schnapps, take this bottle and get to an escape pod. I'm on my way to the bridge. Captain, are you still with us?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:31 No.18685207 >>18685183 I canna doo et Cap'an! She canna hold!!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:31 No.18685208 Captain, I've learned that when your arm is now only attached to your shoulder by skin. Slapping people by twisting your body is fun. oh shit, the Adrenaline is fading. JESUS CHRIST THIS FUCKING HURTS. OH LAWD.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:31 No.18685214 File: 1334269907.gif-(471 KB, 853x608, spanish armada.gif) tangos coming in hot

Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:32 No.18685216

I dunno, like, stuff is broken but it's cool cos I'm holding the thing that goes woowooowooowoo quietly at things and shines blue light, so like err, yeah stuff seems to be less on fire than when I started pointing it at the stuff was on fire.

Anyway, I think I am gonna go take a nap soon so I hope someone can cover for me.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:32 No.18685222 File: 1334269956.png-(28 KB, 362x450, yotsuba chainsword.png) Captain! We're being hailed!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:32 No.18685224 File: 1334269968.jpg-(47 KB, 650x496, picard-android.jpg) >>18685201 Nah, Data, Geordi and me are in this giant luxury escape pod.

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:33 No.18685232 >>18685183 I sent three engineers your way a minute ago, are they there yet? >>18685216 Back on your feet!

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:34 No.18685240 >>18685224 Godspeed Captain. I will save as many crew as I can from here.

>>	Petty Officer Bob 04/12/12(Thu)18:34 No.18685244 >>18685232 Shit, you're an ensign? GET THE FUCK AWAY, YOUR KIND IS CURSED. CURSSSEEEED

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:37 No.18685274 >>18685244 Thats bull and you know it! We need to get this ship back together. Contact fire control and keep those torpedoes launchin' Does anyone know if the teleporters are still online?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:38 No.18685289 Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Lower your shield and power down your weapons

Ediaarc Lac 04/12/12(Thu)18:38 No.18685293
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>>18685244
>>18685232

Shit!

Uh... uhh...

Quick! Think up an arc or something!

Uh... I... am... pregnant! And you're the father, Bob. So we're definately getting out of this!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:38 No.18685296 File: 1334270314.jpg-(19 KB, 480x360, therearefourlights.jpg) We keep losing power on a few decks. Having issues keeping track of the lights alone...

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:38 No.18685298 File: 1334270330.png-(525 KB, 932x776, Telefrag.png) teleporters are up but somethings in the way

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:39 No.18685302 >>18685289 Like hell! You can take our ship, and you can take our lives. But you will never take our schnapps! All hands. Stand by to repel boarders!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:41 No.18685315 File: 1334270474.jpg-(185 KB, 700x537, jean-luc-picard-start-trek-jok(...).jpg) Meanwhile, in the escape pod.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:42 No.18685322 >>18685232 yes they just arrived, Thankyou MacGregor however junior engineer Mihn Seong has suffered extensive plasma burns im treating him the best I can but Im running out of available staff at an alarming rate

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:42 No.18685327 >>18685298 Activate the automated sentry systems! >>18685315 I hope the captain brings back help in time. >>18685143 How many days of air do we have on cycle?

Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:43 No.18685333

Jesus, the Ensigns are dropping like flies!
Tim and Charles had crates fall on them.
I saw 12 Ensigns get vented into space.
And the panel ensign timmy was working on exploded, knocked him into a power capacitor were he was stuck there, screaming.

I'm so happy they promoted me to from ensign to Lieutenant Junior Grade last week. I've already cheated death 3 times in this battle.

God, it took him at least a minute to die.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:43 No.18685334 Clearly this image has been mirrored, because nothing ever happens to the starboard nacelle.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:44 No.18685343 File: 1334270645.jpg-(43 KB, 694x530, captain-picard-ooh-girl-n13026(...).jpg) >>18685327 Hm, says here on the internet that semen is good for your skin.

>>	Crewman Silver Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:44 No.18685344 Ensign! We have another problem! I'm alright now, but I can't seem to open this blast door with my hooks, any help?

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:44 No.18685353 >>18685293 Excellent, I need somebody to infiltrate the cube's drive systems with an armed torpedo! >>18685322 Keep up the good work! We're all counting on you.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:45 No.18685360 File: 1334270745.jpg-(22 KB, 520x394, 3797467_f520.jpg) >>18685343

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:46 No.18685369 >>18685302 We are Borg We will add your distinctions of liquor to our own Resistance is futile

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:46 No.18685374 >>18685344 Do you have a rebreather handy? Stand by, I think I can override that deck's doors from the bridge.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:46 No.18685375 File: 1334270816.jpg-(7 KB, 150x150, cmon-get-happy-picard-150x150.jpg) >>18685360

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:48 No.18685388 >>18685369 I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up. I think the voice module on this unit is busted. You know, from all the phasering I gave it.

>>	Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)18:49 No.18685410 File: 1334270999.jpg-(9 KB, 266x121, IndependenceDay60.jpg) >>18685353 Did somebody call for a suicide mission?!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:50 No.18685420 File: 1334271042.gif-(139 KB, 300x236, applausetrekTNG.gif) No one told me there was an open bar on this escape pod! Hey guys?! Guess look what I found.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:51 No.18685423 File: 1334271066.jpg-(31 KB, 800x600, necronfleet.jpg) cap'n! Something else just arrived in the system. And its fucking up the cube!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:51 No.18685426 File: 1334271077.jpg-(11 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg) >>18685375 Sir, I believe we have more urgent matters to attend to than moistening issues. For instance, the Enterprise is still on fire.

Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:53 No.18685447

>>18685410

Crewman Fodder! I need you to head belowdecks and meet up with Crewman Silver. He should be able to show you to torpedo storage. Once there, page me, and I'll show you how to take down a Borg Cube.

>>18685298

Anyone else near the teleporters? Clear any borg that may be sapping them.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:53 No.18685450 File: 1334271208.jpg-(12 KB, 406x310, picard.jpg) >>18685426 Fuck that, didn't you see >>18685420 bringing in the liquor, you chunk of junk?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:54 No.18685468 File: 1334271290.jpg-(77 KB, 600x750, Bigassship.jpg) Don't worry. We'll take care of the Borg.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:54 No.18685469 File: 1334271294.jpg-(39 KB, 400x300, barrles.jpg) FIRE?! SAVE MY BOOZE

>>	Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)18:55 No.18685478 File: 1334271356.jpg-(33 KB, 200x200, Russell-Casse-independence-day(...).jpg) >>18685447 YES SIR!! Man, I hope my booze made it to the escape pod in time

>>	Crewman Silver 04/12/12(Thu)18:56 No.18685481 Ensign! I keep trying to launch torpedoes, but I keep pressing several buttons at once! Permission to type with my tongue sir!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:57 No.18685491 How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)18:57 No.18685498 >>18685344 Crewman Silver! Did the doors open up for you? Also can you breathe? I'm sending you some help, guide him to the torpedo bays. >://Engineering Can we get any kind of warp at all? This is going to be a pretty big explosion.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:59 No.18685513 >this thread I haven't laughed for so long that my face hurts after reading this

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:59 No.18685514 File: 1334271547.jpg-(13 KB, 250x305, 250px-GeordiLaForge.jpg) Shields failing, multiple hull breaches... Sir, if we detonate the drive core, we may be able to destroy the Borg Cube.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:59 No.18685517 File: 1334271574.jpg-(70 KB, 1366x768, Crimson Permanent Assurance.jpg) Off the starboard bow! Its Crimson Permanent Assurance!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:59 No.18685523 File: 1334271598.jpg-(78 KB, 694x530, Jean-Luc_Picard,_2370.jpg) >>18685514 That will mean destroying the ship...

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:00 No.18685526 >>18685481 Permission Granted! You tongue that console like a Brea III hooker! >>18685491 Negatory. You have yet to hear the thunder of our victory cadence!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:00 No.18685529 >>18685523 We need to blow up the Enterprise!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:00 No.18685531 File: 1334271635.jpg-(62 KB, 694x530, notmuch.jpg) >>18685514 That's just the Enterprise, silly nigger. We're in the pod. Now pour me a Shirley Temple, boy.

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:00 No.18685532 >>18685523 If we just hold it together, I know the captain will return with help. He'd never self destruct with crew onboard.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:01 No.18685538 You broke the ship..... YOU BROKE THE BLOODY SHIP!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:01 No.18685540 File: 1334271702.jpg-(10 KB, 163x242, LAFORGE.jpg) >>18685531 WHAT did you call me?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:01 No.18685542 >>18685523 BLOW UP THE DAMN SHIP, PICARD!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:02 No.18685549 File: 1334271749.gif-(825 KB, 320x136, 2203499_o.gif) >>18685542 NO! NOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:03 No.18685552 File: 1334271789.jpg-(15 KB, 320x240, 2473481c0d0b7992a6b1aa9e27c2ce(...).jpg) >>18685540 Shut the fuck up. Where's the brig? We need to lock this one up. What? No brig? Fuck. Back to the Enterprise.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:03 No.18685553 File: 1334271797.jpg-(14 KB, 400x305, wesley-crusher.jpg) Don't worry Captain. I fixed everything.

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:04 No.18685568 >://Teleporters Does anyone read me? Please somebody respond. I need you to lock on to Fodder and Silver, and wait for my signal! >>18685369 Okay, we've reconsidered. We're ready to lower our shields now.

>>	Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)19:05 No.18685571 File: 1334271913.jpg-(5 KB, 150x120, rush-id4-casse.jpg) >>18685532 Sir, I think I'm a little lost, I'm not use to navigating this ship sober. Hold on, there's a guy making out with a console, maybe he can help me out.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:05 No.18685578 File: 1334271944.jpg-(60 KB, 694x401, picard glasses.jpg) >>18685552 Captain's Log. We came back to the Enterprise, fucked up the Borg, the Necrons, Bert, some lights, and some ensigns for good measure. We locked up LaForge.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:05 No.18685580 File: 1334271949.jpg-(129 KB, 426x640, 6758710795_59f20a55b3_z.jpg) >>18685538

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:06 No.18685588 >>18685553 Did you fix your smug, self-important attitude? No? Then shut up Wesley.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:06 No.18685589 File: 1334271976.jpg-(50 KB, 250x191, warpfactorfuckyou.jpg) >>18685553 Shut up Wesly.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:06 No.18685594 File: 1334271995.jpg-(14 KB, 350x280, Adm Janeway.jpg) Enterprise you seem to be having some trouble. I could send a few ships your way, provided you're prepared to part with some of your best Brandy.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:06 No.18685595 File: 1334271996.jpg-(25 KB, 443x259, patstew.jpg) >>18685578 AND I BECAME THE KING OF ENGLAND!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:07 No.18685604 File: 1334272044.jpg-(12 KB, 325x396, Wesley_Crusher,_cadet.jpg) >>18685588 Thats the one thing I can't fix

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:07 No.18685607 >>18685571 Excellent! Any moment now the transportation officers should be ready to teleport you directly to your mission. Any crew nearby Fodder and Silver please attend and provide guard detail.

Crewman Silver 04/12/12(Thu)19:07 No.18685611

>>18685568
It's ok Ensign! I nearly suffocated myself, but I managed to type out the launch code for the photon torpedoes with my tongue, only taking short breaks to breathe so that my session wouldn't time out! shall I fire? Only, the code expired in 2 minutes and I don't know if I've got it in me to type it out again!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:09 No.18685631 File: 1334272149.jpg-(253 KB, 1280x960, StarTrekEnterpise1701D_destroy(...).jpg) fuck you ensign. Fuck you

Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:09 No.18685638

>>18685611

Excellent work, we must have knocked out whatever weapon systems were facing us because we're still alive. You've done this ship a tremendous service!

Cease fire and attend Fodder. Tell me when you've arrived at torpedo storage. Also arm one manually and keep your hand pressed against its casing.

>>	Crewman Silver 04/12/12(Thu)19:11 No.18685662 >>18685638 But Ensign! I lost my hands earlier in the battle!

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:12 No.18685687 >>18685662 Okay. Then instruct Fodder how to do it. Be careful not to blow up the ship. >://Teleporters Is anybody operating the teleporters? Anybody at all? Please respond!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:14 No.18685711 >>18685687 I believe the staff...teleported. Away. A while ago.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:14 No.18685712 >>18685687 No one. the fool teleported himself over to /x/

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:15 No.18685716 File: 1334272512.png-(289 KB, 474x315, HANDS.png) >18685662 I find your lack of hands disturbing

Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)19:16 No.18685728
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>>18685662
>>18685687
You heard the Ensign, let's get to the torpedo room. You gotta stop sweating the small stuff, Silver. I mean look at me! I'm colorblind and have no liver, but I still manage to pay my alimony checks every month.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:16 No.18685733 File: 1334272594.jpg-(51 KB, 430x700, troihot.jpg) Captain, there's a place for me in the lifeboat?

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:16 No.18685738 >>18685711 All right, I'm locking down the bridge and heading to the Teleporters myself then.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:17 No.18685746 File: 1334272650.jpg-(67 KB, 500x375, Wearesurrounded.jpg) Sir... there's something on the monitor...

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:17 No.18685752 >18685687 We keep sending people through the teleporters, but we lose contact with them on the other side

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:20 No.18685775 File: 1334272816.png-(203 KB, 300x543, heavy backstab.png) >18685752 is that asshole still there? Send some firebats through the teleporters

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:20 No.18685776 File: 1334272816.jpg-(83 KB, 480x300, IHunger.jpg) >>18685752 Not my fault you piced all the delicious, delicious redshirts...

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:22 No.18685807 >18685776 OH GOD GET THE SPACE MARINES we're going to need a bigger person

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:23 No.18685830 File: 1334273006.jpg-(43 KB, 492x480, SCvs40k.jpg) >>18685807 The space marines are dealing with other... problems... right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:26 No.18685865 File: 1334273176.png-(33 KB, 510x546, Alpha Legion.png) >>18685807 >>18685830 "I assure you, my lord, that not all the space marines are... indisposed. We can be there in fifteen minutes."

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:27 No.18685881 >>18685728 >>18685662 I've reached the teleporters, and I've managed to stop the bleeding. Getting kind of... sleepy guys, are you ready or not?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:29 No.18685897 File: 1334273353.gif-(894 KB, 178x100, weepingangel.gif) Someone left a statue on the escape pod. How quaint. Now ignore this dumb thing and look at all that glorious booze.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:29 No.18685898 File: 1334273370.jpg-(82 KB, 1186x484, Space Gear.jpg) >>18685881 FOR GODS SAKE GET US OUT OF HERE!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:32 No.18685936 File: 1334273579.png-(245 KB, 497x372, ex.png) This is USS Excalibur. Do you require any assistance? we heard some dumbass decided to take on a Borg cube by himself.

>>	Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)19:34 No.18685955 File: 1334273643.jpg-(30 KB, 852x480, 996IDY_Randy_Quaid_005.jpg) >>18685881 Torpedo's armed and ready, sir. Let's show these tin cans why they don't mess with the Enterprise.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:34 No.18685957 >>18685936 >USS >Excalibur >Not HMS U W0T M8

Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:36 No.18685984
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>>18685881

Fodder, Silver... Prepare to be energized. Remember the armed torpedo.

>://Borg

We've lowered our shields and are prepared to be boarded.

>://Teleporters

~Energize!~

>://Engineering

TAKE US TO WARP!

Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:38 No.18686011
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>>18685957
well fuck you guys then. we even had a welcome party ready. Now you can all go rot.
Number one. take us to a safe distance where we can watch them explode but if they pull their heads out of their asses we can help them

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:43 No.18686064 >>18686011 Excalibur, please disregard my panicking crew. Can you confirm the cube's destruction? I have zero sensors.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:43 No.18686065 File: 1334274199.png-(28 KB, 510x546, Hubris.png) Well nobody answered our hails, so we let ourselves in... thank you kindly for the great many gifts, by the way.

>>	Crewman Fodder 04/12/12(Thu)19:45 No.18686085 File: 1334274312.png-(55 KB, 320x240, independence_day.png) >>18685984 Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm here! Man, it is taking the ensign forever to beam us ba- >Explosion

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:45 No.18686092 >>18686064 Very well. Initial scans show the cube to be royally buggered. How many survivors have you got?

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:46 No.18686099 >>18686065 What? Who are you?! And what are you doing with those teleporter pads?! >>18686085 Oh no...

>>	Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:48 No.18686121 >>18686092 Um... Let me check... One second Excalibur. >://Engineering Check in. >://Medical Check in. >://Hangar All wings, check in.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:49 No.18686141 File: 1334274570.gif-(496 KB, 500x388, LetMeOutLetMeOutLetMeOut.gif) Oh gods... we're trapped... trapped... >sobs gently.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:50 No.18686162 File: 1334274644.jpg-(1.38 MB, 2048x1536, 40k Ship.jpg) >>18686121 The Emperor's Solemn Vow, Checking in.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:51 No.18686169 File: 1334274677.png-(183 KB, 485x312, ex3.png) >>18686121 >>18686141 Zarquon that sounds bad... Listen if its alright with you I'm going to start beaming out people as I lock on to them. don't be surprised if people start randomly disappearing.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:53 No.18686193 File: 1334274792.jpg-(32 KB, 600x400, IHaveNoFace.jpg) >>18686169 "Right... it's the teleporters making people disappear.. not the slenderman..."

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:53 No.18686200 File: 1334274829.jpg-(28 KB, 399x300, red six.jpg) >>18686121 This is red six, standing by.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:55 No.18686224 File: 1334274936.gif-(1.22 MB, 540x360, Poosh ALL da buttons.gif) >>18686121 "This is... uhh... "The Post-Dated-Check-Loan" Yeah, I think that's our call sign... and... fuck, I have no idea what I'm doing, there's a level 3 biohazard outbreak here..."

Ensign MacGregor 04/12/12(Thu)19:55 No.18686229

>>18686169

Yes please... Start with Medical.

Take good care of the crew...

>://All Decks

Congratulations Crew. We survived our encounter with the borg. Be prepared for immediate teleportation, the Excalibur is rescuing us.

>I guess I didn't stop the bleeding after all... Oh well...

Ensign MacGregor, out.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)19:55 No.18686231 File: 1334274957.png-(208 KB, 497x372, ex4.png) >>18686193 ...I'm gonna need you to clarify...did you say the Slenderman is aboard your vessel?

>>	Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 04/12/12(Thu)19:56 No.18686244 File: 1334275010.jpg-(7 KB, 182x246, 1328304444520.jpg) >>18686200 I was wondering if anyone would bite.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:00 No.18686288 >>18686229 Please clarify. Is the entity known as slenderman aboard your vessel?

>>	Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 04/12/12(Thu)20:01 No.18686296 >>18686288 He's dead, Jim.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:01 No.18686309 >>18686231 Yee though I walk through the valley of Slenderman. My god emperor protects

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:02 No.18686317 >>18686288 N̸̸̨̜̹̤̬̥͈̠̙̗͒͋͐̄͛̍̔ͪ͊̑ͧ͂̋͜ͅǫ̥̱̩̠̖͕̙̞̰̦̑̌ͭ͂͜͝͡ͅp̛̜͉ ̳̟̝̜̫͉̹̗ͤͯ̓̇͛̾̐̉̍̔͜ȩ̟̺͓͎̫̗̲͇̯̹͙̮͈͕̹̩̥ͮ̈̇͌͒̕͟͡͡

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:02 No.18686322 File: 1334275378.jpg-(70 KB, 521x720, inside_the_house.jpg) >>18686231 >>18686288 >>18686309 ... No.

Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:04 No.18686335
File: 1334275448.png-(205 KB, 497x372, exohshit.png)

>>18686296
My god.
I cannot risk my crew and their well being if there is even the slightest possibility that we can kill the slenderman. we will take it. Please. I beg you clarify. IS THE ENTITY ON YOUR SHIP?!

>>	Redshirt Bigsby 04/12/12(Thu)20:05 No.18686351 >>18686335 yes oh god they are everywhere ruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn %zzzt% cuts out

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:05 No.18686368 File: 1334275551.jpg-(151 KB, 699x792, right_outside_your_window.jpg) >>18686335 No. LeT uSSIN

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:07 No.18686387 File: 1334275641.jpg-(6 KB, 300x250, pew pew.jpg) >>18686322 >>18686317 ...Mother forgive me. Lock phasers and Photon torpedoes. Destroy that ship.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:09 No.18686414 File: 1334275784.png-(460 KB, 490x493, explosion.png) >>18686387

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:10 No.18686425 wrong ship

>>	Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 04/12/12(Thu)20:11 No.18686436 File: 1334275887.jpg-(16 KB, 300x335, 13zt6v.jpg) >>18686387

Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:12 No.18686451

>>18686387
>>18686436
Ý̵̈́̿̒̊́͒̚҉͍̜͉̲̣̫̹o̻̩ͯͣ̈̒͆͋͗̍u͚̱̟ͯ̽̊ͦ͡͠ ̰̤͎͚̯͇̣̦́̌̄ͬ̌̀̀̚͜c̶͖̰̪͇̬͒ͬ͝͞a̺̯̦̻͉̞̖̟̿̈́́͘ṋ̢̘̮͈͙̱̌̑
̀̏̍͊͛ͬ'̴̨̃̔̾҉̦͍̦̗̼̘̞t̯̠̺̊̓ͩͦ̔ ͊͂͝҉͔͎̖͕̠͠k̼̭͍̗̈́̓̅͘͜i̴̋̾̈̎̓̀ͣ̈́ͧ͢҉͓͍l̵̲͓̮̩̘͕͈ͬ̒͝͡l͉
̼̺̳ͯ͂̿̔ͅ ̧̧̺̑̈́̅͞ú̡̲̹̰̺̳̜̦͎͔ͯ͛̈͘s̸̨͚͔͉̯̲̹͉͓ͨ̐͠.̸̡͋ͤ̀̃ͥ̚̚͏̮̦
̨̱̦̅ͧ̑͡
̡͎̗̞̹̰͕̦͐̎̇̀W̷̶̩͔̟̮̬̺͚ͪ͊̑̿ͧͣ̅ė̦̳̃ͭ́ͫ̿͆͝ ͕̥ͩ͋͛̈́ͫͅḳ̻̥̝̼̘̿̽͊̎̿͌̚̕͞ń̶̩̼̦͈̯ͫ̆͑̀̄͘o̝͕̘̪̪̹͕̳ͬ̍́w̴
͇̅ͯ̍̐ ̶̼̞͔̝̪̮̙͂̐͗ͯ͊ẏ̹͔̩̼͗ͣ̏ͣ͢͢ͅo̧̪̘͒ͨ̒͒̔̒ͣͤ͟͢ủ̟̳̝͛̋̃́ ̴̨̳͇̏͑̀̈́̀͋n̶͍̘̻͓͎̜͔̼͓̂ͯ̓̌̽̏͛o̷͉̥͈̥̼͋ͨ͊̉̌̑̄ͪ͗͟͞w̧̖̪ͬ
͗͆̊ͬͤ͡.͂ͬ͌̈́̄ͥͣ͑ͮ̀҉͇̼̝
̯̬̘̤̯̩̻̔ͪ̎͘͝
̸̢̥̪̞̞̘̦͈ͮ̍͌̈́̂ͬ͑ͫW̡̡̗̺̪̱͔̅̔̌̊̊ͣ̂ͭͯe̶̵͎̜̙̿ͅ ̢̝̘̹̎̃̿̅̈̍w̧͉̳͚̹̆̿̋̒͊̍̀͢i̧̠͚͎̬̱͋ͫ̏̑lͫ̏ͫ͆̎̄́͒҉҉͔̤̬̳l̫
̤͈̘͕͙ͭ̑̒͐ͥ̊̄͞ ̤͕̘ͬ̿̍f̲͓̺̳̫̝̺̆̈̓̄́͜ͅi͔͇͓̜̠ͮͯ͂ͬ̎̕͢ͅn̟͓̝̖͙̰̝̾ͧͨ́ͮ̚͠ͅd
ͭͭ͊ͭ̌ͫ͂͝͏̛͙̦̯̺̤͇ ̧͕̺̝͖̺͎͚̙̿̃ͪͥ̃̽ͨy̷̶͍̰̮͚̝̻͕͂ͥ͗ͤo̡̠̹ͧ̈́̈͛̓͆ͨ͋ư̙͈̗̫̌ͨ͒
̓͗ͅ.ͯͤ͆́̃̒̚͏̸̭͍̻̩͍̦

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:15 No.18686491 File: 1334276118.gif-(954 KB, 356x200, rainbowsmash.gif) >>18686414 Meanwhile, on a nearby planet, a warp core from the destroyed ship falls...

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:15 No.18686500 File: 1334276151.jpg-(86 KB, 483x700, Zohar.jpg) >>18686451 Sir! I think the aliens want to send a representative over for peace talks!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:16 No.18686518 File: 1334276218.gif-(55 KB, 320x240, 109939.gif) STILL KING!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:17 No.18686520 >>18686451 ...Clearly I have only one option. This is Captain Marsh. Authorisation Alpha one. initiate self destruct sequence. five second countdown. Engage. Its been an honor. .

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:17 No.18686530 1...2... Countdowns are too mainstream boom

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:18 No.18686536 File: 1334276287.gif-(760 KB, 320x137, ZigZagKnowsCardTricks.gif) >>18686518 And I'm his grand vizier!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:19 No.18686564 File: 1334276376.png-(534 KB, 526x387, explosion 2.png) >>18686530 >>18686520

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:21 No.18686591 File: 1334276491.jpg-(28 KB, 480x360, The End.jpg) >>18686564

>>	Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 04/12/12(Thu)20:22 No.18686603 >>18686591 Roll Credits

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:23 No.18686614 File: 1334276603.gif-(486 KB, 500x333, This Picture Is Rated X.gif) well... i'd call that a good disaster. So what's the B-movie?

Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:23 No.18686617

>>18686591
>>18686603
W̴̡̢̱̮̠̖̱͔̠̖̟̲̻̣͚͈̼̃̌̍͗̓̒ͦͫͧͮ̈́̈ͦ̾̄ͨ͢͟ͅĖ̇ͪͮ̍̔̊ͫ͏̴͙̜
̯̩̻̗̞͚̫ ̠̹̜̖̳̻͍̼͐͌ͣͦ͘̕͠S̵ͨ͐̽̀͊̌ͪ̔ͫͤ̄̔͂͛̄̾̆̓̚͏̦͍͔̟̥̗̺͓͙͔̖̥Ę̡
͔̣̳̘̯̦̥̼̫̗̤̼̦͙̻̬̹̑̃ͫͮͬ͂̄Ë͊̉͂ͭ͏̴̵̜̦̺͈̼̥̹̰͔̩̳͕̬̕ ̸̡͉̰̳̝̲̘̖͈͙̱͓̠͍̥̞̪̆͆ͦ̉͌ͧ̀͝ͅͅY͐͗͗ͬ͗ͮͬ͗̔͑́̄̏̏̾͋̿̅̚҉̸̤
̰͉O̵̧͙̹̻̻̦͖̾̏͒̒̾̎͛͗͆̾̆͂̔ͤ̌͠Ư̵̝̙͈̙̥̠̘͛̉̏ͯ͐ͧ̚̚͜͝ͅ

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:25 No.18686652 >>18686614 Sisko and Janeway team up to fight the Space Jockeys

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:27 No.18686685 >>18686614 Wesley getting launched into a star? Repeatedly? For two hours?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)20:27 No.18686689 File: 1334276856.gif-(491 KB, 500x261, CrazyIvan.gif) >>18686652 >Opening scene Sisko and Janeway are in the persued vehicle...

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:21 No.18687449 File: 1334280104.jpg-(37 KB, 256x363, Star_Trek_Online_cover.jpg) > /TG/! DAMAGE REPORT! It's bad, captain. We've got reports of shitty away mission content on all decks, and we're venting pay to win content!

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