YES! MADE IT! WOOHOO

>oh hey 77th installment.
>.. Nurgle comes knocking.

We didn't really get any moments for 66 that could count for the gods did we? Have to watch out for 88 and 99

You wake up that morning feeling quite a bit heavier.
It's like someone turned up the gravity by about 3.
You look down and find a whole slew of girls on you.

Nanoha and Sakura are on your chest.
The Ursula and Luchinni on your right.
Hina and Nyaber [who still has not reverted to her Device form] on your left.
And Erica has your left leg in an impressive ankle lock.

The smaller girls must have crawled over from the other bed into yours last night, no doubt falling into the gravity well that is your swag.

WAT DO?

>>18679512
Thanks god that our long work life has given us impressive respiratory strength and gently teleport out and start breakfast

>>18679512
Teleport.
Prepare breakfast.
Something with fruits and shit.
Idk, something to counteract the sugar rush of the 3 lolis

>>18679535
>fruit
Not a great idea, make something and have some fruit but the amount of sugar in most fruits could trigger another burst

>>18679512
Teleport out, make breakfast (just cookies, bread and some not too sugary milk, no sugary bits, no coffee),
Also prepare tea or somthing to help with loli sugar hangover, one anon recommended ginger tea
We drew on Erica right? Prepare soap and wet towel then. But laugh at her first then give it to her

>>18679512

"Halp."

>>18679563
Nah leave her as she is until either she figures it out or the girls laugh too much and she gets it

Then help her out

You teleport out and watch as the pile of girls softly implodes into the space you left behind.
You then grab a quick shower and prepare breakfast.

You whip up a full English breakfast quickly with the help of your three familiars.
After doing this, you have Kraus modify a table to be able to accomodate everyone.

As you take soem time to flip through one of the books you got at the library, finding yourself midway through Don Quixote, the girls begin to wake up.
Hina is one of the first ones to awake.
She grabs a glass of orange juice and heads up to her room to change for her morning jog.
After she leaves, Ursula and Saber wake up.
"Good morning." you greet them
"Good mornyaang."
"Mawnin.."
They join you for breakfast.

The smaller girls wake up a few minutes later and also join you at the table.
"Did you all sleep well?" You ask.
They all say yes in return.
"Great. Would you like some Milk or orange juice? I also have tea If you'd like."
Luchinni and Illya go for milk.
NAnoha and Sakura go for the juice.
And now only one more person remains in bed.
That one person who's face is currently covered in scribbles.
That one person that has a winged potato drawn on her forehead.
That one person that just got a brand new gun the other day.
That person is of course, Erica.
And as you ladel out beans and sausages, She wakes up.

**ROLLEM*

rolled 40 = 40

>>18679703
Rollan for her not to kill us at breakfast

rolled 82 = 82

>>18679703
Rollin'
>Its kinda slow today isnt it?

>>18679668
I am amazed we didn't wake up to Hina hugging Nyaber and refusing to go for her morning jog. She loves cute things like that

>>18679732
The 0700 threads generally start slowly from what I remember

Also it is mid week after Easter, lots of people would be busy

rolled 78 = 78

>>18679703
rolling to not die

She walks to the table and has her hand out for her usual dose of coffee.
Nanoha holds back a laugh and signals for the other girls to do the same.
You hand her a freshly materialized cup of the strong stuff.
She sits at the table and drinks it.
After her thinking faculties return, She looks around to find most everyone staring at her.
"Is there soemthing on my face?" She asks
"Nope." Her twin answers, as she makes sure her glasses do not reflect Erica's face.
"Mmmppgh!!" Nanoha has her hand on Sakura's mouth to stop the other one from talking.
"No really. Is there something on my face?"
"....." no one dares answer her until...
"HAHAHAHAHA! A POTATO! WITH WINGS! HAHAHAH!" Luchinni could not hold it back any longer.
Everyone else lets go of the laughs they were holding in.

>>18679732
Kinda yeah.

>>18679790

We shoudl've drawn tits.

"WHAT?" Erica says as she snatches up the nearest tray, the napkins and silverware on it flying everywhere.
She looks at her reflection.
"..." her
"HAHAHAHA..." Everyone
"....."
"Hahahaha..."
".........."
"hahaha..."
"....................!"
"...."
"Very funny. I recognize your handwriting you know."
She tells you as she also looks at Ursula and Nanoha.
"Be careful when you next go to bed, all three of you."
"And you." She telsl you specifically, "I'll show you how i'll 'treat you like a potato'."
*gulp* You swallow nervously.

Breakfast continues almost normally, with Erica still fuming about her new facial decorations.
Hina joined you halfway through.

After breakfast, you take the smaller girls to their own rooms to get ready for classes.
Since you finished most of the morning ritual early enough, you still have a few minutes to spare.

As you stand in the 4th floor corridor, the female floor of the dorm, you consider what to do with this time.
[ ]Check in on Perrinne
[ ]Check in with the Doctor about Illya
[ ]Breakdance
[ ]OTHER

>>18679857
Well, this'll be interesting.
Make sure to help Erica wash the markers off of her face before class.

Besides going into town to sign the paperwork for our new home, I don't think we have anything else major planned.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18679872
Breakdance obviously.

>>18679872
[x]Check in on Perrinne
Doc McNinja is already monitoring Illya, so no need to be bothering him.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18679872
Check with the Doctor. Hopefully, while we're over there, both Doctors will be there.

>>18679872
Plant our clippings of that bush.
We want to try and grow it ourselves remember

>>18679491

>>18679908
This then check in the with doctor(s) about whoever

Check in on frenchie, don't mention the confession or shit though, just ask her how her day was, and if she's looking forward to the start of training

>Breakdance to froggy

>>18679908
Oh right, we should get on that right now.
Those samples we have will die if we don't properly take care of them. And put that berry sample into cold storage.

>>18679931
Yeah , we should be able to grow them in a pot until we get our house

[O]Breakdance

exercise

also shuffle, wiggle, Dougie from time to time

Do whatever but plant those damn clippings first
Not throwing this chance away

>2 for plants
>2 for froggy
>2 for doctor [the wrong ones]

You head to Perrinne's room and knock.
"Who is it?" She asks from inside
"It's me. Hayate." You answer.
She opens the door for you and stands in her doorway.
"H-hello." She says, a slight blush forming on her face.
"Good morning." you tell her, "have you had breakfast yet?"
"Y-yeah. What did you come here for?"
"I just wanted to check in on you. If I'm correct, you begin training today right?"
"Yes. I guess I'm looking forward to it."
"Great. Anyway, don't let Mike scare you too much. He's a real good guy under all that hulk. And I hope you'd get along with your fellow trainees."
"Thanks. A-anyway, about that thing you told me."
"Yes?"
"I-I don't think I'm ready to talk to the girls y-yet."
"That's fine. Just take your time. We won't force you until you are ready." you tell her reassuringly.
"Thank you." she says as she smiles a beautiful smile.
"You are welcome. I'll be headed back to my room now. I also have to get ready for class. I hope you have a great day."
"Wait Hayate." She says as you turn around.
"What is it?" you turn back to her and she plants a quick kiss on your cheeck.
"I-I just wanted to do that." She tells you as she hurriedly gets back into her room and softly closes the door.

You are left there standing in the hallway touching your cheek.

Get working on plants, whistling

>>18680010
Let's get back to our room and plant those clippings real quick.

We can mentillate to the Doctor along the way.

>>18680010
Plants

>>18680010

>note to self, intercept Perrinne's pecks and rape her tongue.

You are snapped out of it by Hina.
"Things seem to be going well." She says as she comes back out of her room, now in her Bureau uniform. "She's opening up real quickly."
"Yeah, she is." You tell her as the two of you walk back down to your room.

There, you hear Erica vigorously scrubbing at her face from within the bath, Ursula is all dressed and is sitting on the couch.

You remember the plant samples you have in your rucksack.
You quickly fish the clippings and seedling out, and find the single white berry.
You place the berry in a container with a lid and write "DO NOT TOUCH/EAT" on it before you pop it into the recesses of your freezer.

You then turn to the seedling.
You have Kraus manifest a pot and some soil and you replant the little plant in it.
You also summon some jars of water for the cuttings.
This done, you put the plants on your windowsill.

Erica walks out of the bath, her face a bright red from all the scrubbing she did.
On her forehead, the faint outline of the winged potato can still be seen.
"Did you have to draw the potato on so heavily?" She asks you with a scowl.
"I'm sorry." You say as you reach over and hug her.
"You are so getting a teapot on your face tonight." She tells you.
"I look forward to it."

At that moment, the bells ring to announce that classes would start soon.

You meet Nanoha downstairs, and you once again take Ursula and her to their destinations before you Erica and Hina proceed to your room.

There you find your classmates admiring the newest additions to the room.
Instead of your usual desks, you are now confronted by multiple identical recliners.
Made of blue leather, each one looks pretty comfortable and nice.
You head to your spot and test out your new chair.
"Wow. This thing is good." You say as you sink into the soft padding.
"Yeah. I love it." Hina says from behind you.
'I want one of these at home.' Erica tells you mentally.
'I do too.' you chuckle in reply.

Shirou walks into the room, his sword slung over his shoulder.
"OOOH NEW CHAIRS!" he says out loud.

[ ]ask him how he feels
[ ]ask Saber what happened
[ ]leave him alone and wish it was Illya instead

"A teapot with bunny ears maybe? You decide"

>>18680115
[x]ask him how he feels
but since we won't get any really useful information, mentally
[x]ask Saber what happened

>>18680115
Ask Saber what happened and wish it was Ilya instead

>>18680115
>[ ]leave him alone and wish it was Illya instead
tempting . . .
[x ]ask Saber what happened
We wont get anything coherent from the Fudge Prince of Denseness, might as well ask once-adorable lion Saber
its advanced lessons time aint it? Whos the new teach?

>Unrelated note: Hey LG, when does SWQ start in relation to Phil? I have a draw for them, but I dont know when they start

We didn't really seen what powers Ilya had apart from bazakaa tank

>>18680140
Unlimited Sugar Works?

>>18680140
And grand mastery glomp fu

Those recliners sounds like a trap.

>[X]ask Saber what happened and wish it was Illya instead

>>18680148
Nah, Nanoha told us about the chairs being better when we asked her.

She also said it is a lot more practical training rather than lectures

>>18680135
>Whos the new teach?
The Dude.

>>18680115
Ask Saber what happened, while wishing it was Illya.

>Ask saber
>Wish it was Illya instead.
"Oh look he's back to normal." Hina says, "As normal as he'll ever get anyway."
"WHEEEEEEE IM SINKING!" Shirou says as he settles into his seat.
"Goddammit Shirou." YOu say under your breath.
'Saber.' You ask her, 'what happened?'
'We turned back to normal as I was helping Illya shower. It was... embarrassing to say the least.'
'I see, so I guess the berries wore off?'
'It appears they did.' She answers you.
'Well that's good to hear.. I guess. I should have taken a picture of you in that lion costume.'
'...' silence, Saber says nothing more.

The new instructor walks in a few minutes later
"Hey there, munchkins." He says as his robe swings with each step.
He looks like an average caucasian with a beard, and wavy hair.
"Today we start advanced training." He chugs from a carton of milk he has in his hand.
"As you can see, your furniture has changed. They're not just to make sure you're comfortable though. Noooo."
He pulls out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, and puts them on.
"They're also simulators."
The room fades from view much like it happens when you use the gym.
After it re-materializes around you, you find yourself in a.......

*ROLLEM*
>>18680135
2000 i think. around that time.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18680267
Oh boy here we go

rolled 48 = 48

>>18680267
Thanks

>So it was a trap. Cant say Im suprised

rolled 65 = 65

same classroom.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18680267

we are gods among men

rolled 31 = 31

>>18680267
Let's do this!

rolled 100 = 100

you guys and you avg. rolls

rolled 37 = 37

>>18680267
What field of battle will we enter now?

rolled 1 = 1

>>18680281
>>18680302
>>18680310

Three 31s....

Do we get a prize?

>>18680315

HOLY FUCK

EVERYONE STOP ROLLING

rolled 22 = 22

>>18680315

Well we're done here.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18680324
>>18680323

TOO LATE!

>>18680323
>>18680324

>>18680135
Tonight at 1900 4chan time.

>>18680323

....

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

[X] BAD END

>>18680324
>>18680323

too late.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18680267
The dude..... Is late

>>18680340
>>18680338
>>18680335
We got a 100 first
Generally first crit cancels out any others

rolled 27 = 27

>>18680352
It was a noko'd crit, so it doesn't count.

>>18680337
So roughly tomorrow for me then, thanks fellow anon.

polite sage for off topic

>>18680374
Since when?
Noko'd 1's aren't counted because it is easy to get but he has taken noko'd 100's before because it is very hard to fake one

>>18680323
>>18680338
Assuming that we had 24 reloads left from when we got cornered by Frank, Billy, and Hard-Gay, we've got around 20 reloads left.
That seems a lot until you remember that every time a dice roll is called for is a potential BAD END.

You find yourself in a bowling alley.
"Okay class. You will refer to me only as The Dude. This is what I do. I teach the advanced classes, bowl, drive around and have the occasional acid flashback."
He then taps his sunglasses, "This is my device. The Device. I am not very good with names, if you want to ask. And this.." He reaches down below his feet and takes out a bowling ball from a bag. "is Fluffy."

"Say hello to everyone, Fluffy." He turns the ball towards you.
"..."
"Bad fluffy! No scaring the recruits!" He scolds the inanimate ball as he turns it towards himself as if talking to it.
"..."
"Awwww... You know I can't stay mad at you." He cuddles it like a puppy.
'Christ, I think this guy has some pins not racked quite right.' you tell Erica and Hina.
'I think he's fun.' Erica answers.
'...' Hina says nothing.

"Anyway. You may all be wondering, 'What's with the bowling alley?', well, we're not playing golf of course."
"Now I want you all to form groups of four and to pick a lane. We're knocking some pins down."

FORM GROUP
WHO?

So while we are waiting potion ideas

Reading speed / comprehension
BEAR potions
Melmo potions
Refined gender swap potion because some people want it for trolling and other uses
Chibi potions : make us 1-2 ft tall and an antidote. Makes it good for infiltrating areas or just having fun
Invis potions: because other people can't go invisible
heightened senses potion. Makes you hear, see, smell and feel your surroundings better. Very useful for both sneaking and searching surroundings

Also we should see what else we can fiddle with to see what abilities we can augment or replicate of our allies through potions. If we can create a majaik restoration potion so we can drain ourselves when we don't need it and we can have them on hand when we do need it we could gain a significant edge in our endurance

>>18680447
Us, Erica, Hina, Sakura?

>>18680459

seems like a logical choice.

Get Amazoness

She would be either terrifyingly good or hilariously destructive and either way I like the idea

>>18680459

Well Erica and Hina are a given but is there anyone in the class who we haven't teamed up for anything?

>>18680477
I'm with this fella right here.

>>18680447
Hayate, Erica, Hina, Jun.

>>18680447
us, erica/hina , amazoness, gai
>shirou if we can convince him that knocking down the white bottle-things with the 3hole-ball will get him SUPER DELISHUS CANDY

>>18680477

Erica, Hina, Amazoness, us.

>>18680506
This

We really need to get Amazoness more screen time
She may not be a target for swag but she is a friend and something like Sakura in the sister / someone we like non romantically area

>>18680582

>wouldn't mind though but thats just me.

more screentime!

>>18680374
Can't noko a high roll. Lows, yes, but not high.

You of course get your girlfriends, and you rope in Amazoness to complete your fourth.
"Any of you bowl before?" You ask
"One time." Hina tells you
"Nope." Erica says
"What funny white clubs there?" Amazoness asks as she points at the pins.
"I see, well.. Let's just have fun then."

You apropriate an unused lane and sit yourselves in.
"To make things a little faster," The dude says from his place by the juice bar "You will all be bowling 5 frames each. YOu can choose to alternate among yourselves, or do all five frames in a row."
"If you want to ask why we are doing this, The balls will be responding to your majaik. I can gauge your fine control and majaik use through this. NOW BEGIN"

Your group decides to alternate among yourselves and you volunteer to go first and the girls agree.

ROLL FOR BOWLANG

rolled 68 = 68

>>18680670
bowl all the pins

rolled 92 = 92

>>18680670
WOOB WOOB WOOB

rolled 60 = 60

>>18680670
Rolling for us to do ok then Amazoness destroy the pins when she tries

>>18680683
You grab a ball.
Your reflection distorted against the shiny black sphere.
The holes fitting around your fingers competitively.
It instantly brings back the memories.

>>18680706

oh boy here we go

rolled 90 = 90

>>18680706
Oh god, what now?

>>18680716
Jesus Christ Udz

I think I need to trip up as well cause the dice are loving you

>>18680716

Our father abandoned us in China. Somehow we got to Tibet, eating naught but grubs, roots, and ramen along the way, and ancient Tibetan monks took us in and taught us the ancient secrets of bowling.

We've really got to make the time to go down to R&D and find out what the hold-up is with Amazoness' translation software.

rolled 70 = 70

>>18680724
Pffahahaha. That is a goddamn lie. I've rolled plenty of ones, and generally low rolls. The ones weren't recent, but low rolls all around have been.

You were 11, working the streets of Shinjuku by juggling for passers-by.
A man in a grey jumpsuit and a drab jacket approached you.
"You, boy. Good hands yes? Can work balls good yes?"
"uhhh.. yes...?" you answer confusedly.
The next thing you know you are in a shipping container with other kids and a box of bananas.

>>18680727
Ancient monk bowling, they play for keeps

>>18680732
>we go to R&D
> Lain is the sole coder for translation software
>we accidentally swag her while trying to get her to fix Amazoness's problems
> herewegoagain.jpg

>>18680737
I know but they love you NOW and hate all the anon's

After what seemed like forever, the crate was opened and you find yourself beside a set of dull grey buildings nestled somewhere deep in the mountains.
A red and blue flag flew from the tall flagpole in the middle of the dirt parade grounds.
"WELCOME NEW BOYS AND NEW GIRLS."
A man in a military uniform greeted you.
"You now here to play for Great Leader and Best Korea. You now here to win great honor in upcoming Asia-games."

>>18680771

who do F is lain

>>18680800
Fucking North Korea.

>>18680817
Serial Experiments Lain, cyberpunk brainfuck anime, not that I've actually seen much of it myself.

>>18680800
NORTH KOREAN CHILD OLYMPIC BOWLING CAMPS
Please tell me we won a gold medal and then they took it for the glory of the Great Leader.

>>18680800

BEST KOREA

FUCK YA

>>18680817
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_Experiments_Lain

Sort of a technomancer / code wizard character from an anime series. It is hard to really explain it but people asked for her to be in here before

>>18680822
>>18680843

she seems.... avg. ....... overall

i thought we were only aiming for cute and beautiful women in the harem?

The training was rigorous and repetitive.
You were forced to bowl 18 hours a day with only a single meal of rice gruel and a boiled banana for lunch.
"NO STRIKES NO FOOD!" They'd drill into your mind, as they waved guns and whips menacingly.
It was hell on earth.
"PINS ARE CAPITALIST PIGS! STRIKE THEM DOWN WITH MIGHT AND POWER OF GLORIOUS LEADER!"

You went to bed everyday on a paper thin cot in a room with broken windows.
The rats that infested the facility being your only company.
The weeks dragged on.
As your average score grew higher, the number of kids bacame noticeably smaller.
"THEY FAIL GREAT LEADER. THEY ARE SENT TO WORK FARMS." They'd explain to you. "WE NEED MORE FERTILIZER FOR FARMS ALWAYS."

Two months passed like this.
Only about a dozen or so of you were left fro mthe original 35.
"TODAY WE FLY TO CAPITALIST PIGDOG CITY-STATE OF SINGAPORE. THERE, YOU WIN OR YOU DIE!"

>>18680917
Well we aren't aiming for her but people thought she would suit the R&D team to flesh it out a bit more

Also because then we would have another person who has multiple voices / persona's telling them what to do

>>18680917
Usrs? If someone wants in, we'll let them in. Hayate's been unloved for too long to let that happen to someone else.

>>18680920

RIP great leader ;_;

one of the great troller that ever lived.

>>18680920
Man, his dad looks so much classier in the suit.

After a generous meal of 2 bowls of rice and a whole orange, each of you were dressed up in a grey jumpsuit with the words "BEST KOREA BEST LITTLE BOWLERS" stitched on to the back.

You were then herded onto a military transport plane and flown to your destination.

Your team steamrolled the competition.
One by one the opposing countries fell.
Your average score that was 270.
No one could stand against your might.

The moment they awarded you and your teammates those gold medals was one of the proudest of your life.
The glittering gold and the ribbon that hung it from your neck still haunt you to this day.

After the awards were handed out and the event finished, the medals were taken from your tired hands by the man you have taken to calling 'Commander Whip-Gun'
"MEDALS FOR GREAT LEADER." He said "NOT FOR PIGSWINE JAPANESE BOY."

You were then once again stuck inside a shipping container unceremoniously.
After a long sea voyage, you and your companions found yourself in a non-descript dock somewhere in Hokkaido.

It took you 3 weeks to hitchhike back home.

>>18680917

women with more pheromones tend to be more beautiful, and more likely to be hit by our swag ray.

>>18680940 -kun is right though, anyone who will get hit by the ray is accepted.

>>18681018
Yeah the whole thing was no one should be lonely which lead to this situation

She would get along well with Yuki, at least in her normal personality

That trip down your hall of memories now complete, you release the ball.
*SPLAK!* 8 pins go down.
You go again.
*SPLAK!*
It's an easy spare.

For Hina's turn, she got 7 pins.
Erica got a gutter ball
Amazon steps up and you instruct her on what to do.
"Put your fingers in those holes, and just throw the ball towards the pins. It's pretty straight forward."
"Okay. Me understand."
She winds up as you go back to the seats.

>>18681127
And it's an over-hand throw.

>>18681127
She'll destroy the pins, the wall behind, and anything behind that

or it goes in a different direction all together

Just to start everyone's daily dose of paranoia, here's the description on this thread in the Archive:
>Advanced training starts. New instructor. New Curriculum. New chairs. OH HEY WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU?

>>18681193
>OH HEY WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU?
Maybe it's that hole that Amazon is going to make now

>>18681193
>OH HEY WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU?
Is it Keima? Or how about a pony? I've always wanted a pony.

"DORYA!!!!" She releases the ball in an underhand throw.
A fast and hard underhand throw.
It doesnt even touch the lane, and instead smashes directly into the pins.
It demolishes the end of the lane and punches a hole in the wall.
Everyone turns to look in her direction.
"ME TAKE DOWN FUNNY CLUBS! ME WIN!" She says happily.
"Well... Not exactly..." You tell her as the lane repairs itself.
"You need to do it a bit softer next time. But that was a pretty good first try."
She goes back to the seats wit ha smile on her face.

You go again.
**ROLLEM**

>>18681193
Probably Erica with a marker.

rolled 69 = 69

And so we accidentally throw the ball on our head

rolled 81 = 81

>>18681219

rolled 1 = 1

>>18681219
Once more, unto the breach.

rolled 51 = 51

>>18681239
Wait. How the hell did I manage to get a d3 in there?

>>18681225
>69
>>18681239
>1d3

rolled 19 = 19

>>18681219
STRIKE!

rolled 78 = 78

>>18681253
Yes, and it was accidental. I'm not at all sure how I got it from the autofill dropdown.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18681219
Strike!

>>18681265
You bowl a close strike, the last pin teethering slowly before it eventually falls over.
'Yep. I still got it.' you think to yourself.

Hina takes out 8 pins
Erica manages to get 5
Amazoness again steps up.

She throws the ball. it sails over most of the lane bofer it lands jsut a foot from the lead pin.
*CRASH*
It's a strike.
The ball gets embedded in the floor though, the pins fell over just by the impact of the thing.

>>18681307
Jesus, thats a lot of power. I wonder if she can stop a rider kick if we give her Drago

The rest of the activity went on.
You got another strike 8 pins and a spare for your last frame.

Hina got 7, 7 and a 9
Erica got a very lucky strike, a 6 and a 7
Amazoness got 3 more strikes and crushed the ball twice.

The class finishes this weird activity and the Dude calls for lunch break [even if it was about an hour early]

You rematerialize back in your seat and in class.

EARLY LUNCH BREAK WAT DO?

>>18681387
Ask if girls want you to serve lunch here since cafeteria might not be open
Also talk about how cool the Dude is

What movie is he from?

>>18681409
The Big Lebowski.

You should watch it at the first opportunity.

>>18681409
>cafeteria
Oh that's funny. We don't need no cafeteria.

He's from The Big Lebowski.

>>18681387
Aside from lunch with the girls that are available, let's spend some more time reading, maybe visit the library to say hi to Yuki, unless we know she's in Basic now. I can't recall if we know.

I don't know if we can but we should talk with the dude about how the agency works in our world... also maybe some philosophy.

>>18681451
Yuki already told us that she's going into Basic today.

We can provide lunch for our team.

>>18681500
What do you mean? Most of that stuff was covered during Basic.

>>18681409
>>18681451
>>18681536
Why just the team? It's no more difficult to feed the whole class.

And The Dude, too.

>>18681451
She is, along with Perrine, Luchinni, MEEYAFOOJEE, the idols etc

>>18681536
As I said, I couldn't recall. Then we wouldn't go to the library to look for her.

>damn computer crashed
Sooo uhhh wat do?

>>18681587
Make lunch here and now for EVERYONE

>>18681604
First day of Advanced Class Party!

Also, try to find out who got the best score.

>>18681604
It has been a while since we did that, I'll admit. Sure, why not.

>>18681587
A white Russian for the dude

>>18681587
Ask Amazoness if R&D has made any progress with her translation software.
Since we've got extra time for lunch, let's go down to R&D to find out what's holding up the software update.

>>18680135
Say, you're the drawfag we picked up with Katawa Yandere, right?

>>18681628
You mean the one who drew all those KY scenes?
No, thats not me. The only quest I drawfag besides this is SWQ
Though I do go to KY.

>>18681647
Ah, sorry. Got the two of you confused.

>Lunch for all.
"Sir," you say as you go up to the podium, "If I may make an announcement?"
"First. Don't call me 'Sir' call me The Dude or dude. Sir makes me sound like an old man. And yes, you may say whatever you want."
"Thanks dude."
You then turn to the class.
"Guys. To celebrate our moving up to advanced classes, Why don't I treat you all to lunch? Right here. RIght now."
As you say this, Kraus reconfigures the room into a collection of tables and a buffet along one wall.
"You are of course invited as well, dude."
"Cool. Free eats. I like you man." He tells you as he taps your shoulder and goes to check out the buffet.

The class thanks you enthusiastically and people begin going to tables or lining up at the buffet.

You take out your familiars and join your girls at the table they picked.
With them are the rest of your team.

As you sit around, waiting for the line to the food to get shorter you decide to talk to your group of friends.

WHO TALK?
ASK WAHT?

>>18681662
Ask Amazoness how the translation software is going.

Ask jun what's been up and if the dolls have found new hosts yet

>>18681662
Are there any new people mixed with the class? If so talk to them.
If not, talk to Amazoness, she has power but little fine control. Maybe we can help there.

>>18681662
Amazoness: translation software update progress

Hina: How is she getting along with Souseiseki

>>18681676
Maybe we should work with Erica as well to help improve her majaik reserves?
I wonder if we could get her a quick-swap talisman to switch between Strikers and weapons, like a Centurion's ability to swap out their equipment.

>>18681662
Ask opinions of The Dude

>amazoness
"So, How are they getting on with translating your language?" You ask the green haired wild beauty.
"They make some improvements. Not get all niyuwances and words but me make better talk now."

"I see, That's great. I hope they get it down to pat soon."
"Me hope so as well." She tells you.
"How complicated is you language by the way?" You ask.
"Tribe have 15 words for color of new leaf and 28 words for color of sky after rain. Not very complex, but lab boys say is hard."
"Hmnnn, I see. Well I wish them luck I guess."
'Kraus, Translator off.' you silently order your device.
"HNNGGU POLKISWE JKDSEWEE AYFL HUTUTTU." Amazones' native toungue assaults you in it's pure form.
'Translator on.'
"What was that again?" You ask her again.
"Me said 'yes'." She tells you.
'I think I see why they're having problems now.' you think.

WHO NOW?

>>18681763
That's not really something we can do without making potions

Our training is meant to teach us control and endurance as well as protocol

>>18681780
Jun and Hina.
Have the Twins found mediums yet, how is Hina getting along with Souseiseki. Is Suiseiseki still as aggressive as ever?

>>18681802

support this.

>>18681802
+1

And Im out, Its late, gotta crash
Seeya anons, stay classy

>inquire about dolls
Jun has Shinku on his lap, beside them sits Hina.
"So Jun, Shinku. Did the twins find mediums yet?" You ask them.
"I don't know." Jun tells you.
"Both of them have yet to come back to our room since that party." Shinku says, "But I assume Souseiseki is getting along with Hinagiku and Suiseiseki describes finding a 'classy, cool, sophisticated' candidate."
"Hmnn.. Hina, How are you getting along with Souseiseki? I don't see you with her much."
"Oh, we get along fine. She mostly stays in her box in my room though. I took her with us when the twins and I went to town yesterday." She tells you.
"So how about it? Will you be her Medium?" Shinku asks her.
"I was actually thinking of surprising her with that today. With this extended lunch, I just may pop into the dorms to do just that."
"That's great!" You say.
"I leave her in your hands." Shinku says with a small nod.

As you engaged in conversation, you did not notice the person sneaking up on you until it was too late.
"...!"

>>18681884

trabble.

>>18681884
This is gonna be trabble.

And we need to buy the hats and accessories for our prospective new familiars. Just in case. Hayate has 3 now, he must have twigged to the fact that having more hats to suborn more constructs is something he should look into.

rolled 83 = 83

>>18681884
Dear god I hope is Nyaber.
Or Desu. Yeah, Desu is an acceptable encounter. Maybe we swagged her. We are pretty "classy, cool, sophisticated" afterall

>>18681953
And don't we need to replace our Time Shenanigans bowler after using it to befriend Lo?

>>18681964
Suisuisuisui has been hanging out with Perrine, actually.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18681977
Yeah. But after talking to Perrinne about US. She might have gotten swagged by proxy

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
NOT IN THE FACE!

New thread at 2200 4chan time
>i need to crash.
>Short thread huh?

>>18682017
Just less people spamming

>>18681977
We can get a new time shenanigans hat

We need the bag of hats idea from ages back where it is a bag that pulls out a hat on command, if might not be what you are thinking of but it is what you need

>>18682017
>NOT THE FACE

...oh god

OH GOD

PERRINE'S HAD HER MEDICAL EXAM

TRUDE'S HEARD WHAT THAT UNCOVERED

WE'RE DOOOOMED

>>18681998
Kraus is working on her, we can't cut in there.

>>18682087
He seems to be taking his sweet time though.

His swag is not as powerful as ours

>>18682092
>>18682087
Or he's just bidding his time and he's waiting to DP her with us

>>18682092
I don't think you understand just how strong the tsun is with Desu

>>18682074
>>18681977
I think we should keep the Gallifreyan Bowler as our Temporal Shenanigans hat.

We'll get a different bowler for Lo.

>>18682133
That wasn't a Galifryean bowler we gave him was it?
I always thought it was a regular bowler that looked like one

>>18682126
Oh I know she is the Tsun queen, that's why she got along with Perrine so well

>>18682126
She's like a fine racecar.
*glasses*
Fully TSUN'ed

So plans for next thread
Get swag palace
Get bag o' hats
???

>>18682218
See about a fertilizer / growth potion for plants

>>18682218
Not die.

>>18682233
Well yeah but that's a given
Unless LG gives us options like [X] stick tongue in loli butt
Because we all know what happens then

>>18682242
Yes, we die.

Oh, sure, it's a laugh, but it's still another death.

>>18682255
Yeah that's what I meant.

There are some things he can easily bait us into doing if he wants

I think it might be Mio who turned up this time to assault us.

Only in a different way to Trude

This may be from earlier in the thread, but

>"wake up with a teapot on your face"

We should've responded with "I'd rather wake up with a honeypot on my face."

When in doubt, take refuge in audacity.

In every thread.

Thread is +1 after 13 votes.

12 faggots voted down. What the hell.

>>18682148
Nope, it was the Gallifreyan Bowler. We only have 2 hats: the Gallifreyan Temporal Bowler and Kringle's Tophat.
We are seriously lacking in regards to head wear.

We can probably switch Lo to another hat; he's our construct now, after all.

>>18682444
Actually, it would be 6- votes and 7+ votes, for a total of 13 votes and a final score of 1+.

That said, it's some faggot who cycles their IP or uses a proxy to vote down multiple times.

>>18682444
You mean six voted down. Seven voted up. Otherwise it would be -11.

>>18682453
This cannot stand

A proper gentleman should have many hats and sometimes wear multiple to display he is affluent and British instead of poor and Irish

We definitely need the bag of hats

>>18682453
Or we can manage to not have Lo out when we need the time travel hat. Maybe get a back-up bowler, though.

>>18682797
Lo can operate independently of the bowler hat, though. I would simply prefer to keep the Gallifreyan Bowler separate from our other hats. It's Gallifreyan, only the Doctor would know of any hidden properties.

That said, La Chat Avec Chapeau should be a good place to go hat shopping.

>>18682895
A half dozen hats for ourselves and I still want the bag of hatting

As stupid as it is I find it hilarious

>>18682895
He may be able to operate without the hat on, but it is implied by
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18423077/#18427626
and
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18423077/#18427725
that it is at least his dormant container, as the top hat is for Ted, and Jakob.

>>18683068
True.
And which is why I want us to get another bowler and switch Lo to the new bowler and keep the Gallifreyan Bowler for just temporal shenanigans only.