WHERE DOES IT END

>>18664733
My god...

I prefer http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested?seed=tree

>>18664733
"My god, it's full of submenus..."

>- goblin shark
>- thoughts
>THIS SMELLS DELICIOUS
>HELLO IS THIS FOOD

10/10.

>>18665073
>reef shark
>thoughts
>OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE FOOD

My God...

It no longer fits my screen.

It's so...beautiful.

>galactic center
>> life
>>>snevuggler
>>>>Thoughts
>>>>>nugshna nugneig'ditop. mopth sk'gek dramen.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaa
aaa

- hammerhead shark
+ body
- thoughts
I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW
WHY ARE WE YELLING

>>18665122
Fuck. I found humans.

Is this what it's like to be a god /tg/?

Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel. Tell me the true nature of my reality!

>>18665157

You gotta chill man

I... Uh...

What?

- universe
- galactic supercluster
- galaxy
- galactic center
- black hole
- inside the black hole
- white hole
- universe
- galactic supercluster
- galaxy
- galactic center
- black hole
- inside the black hole
- white hole
- universe
- galactic supercluster
- galaxy
- arm
- star system
- telluric planet
- continent of Ocearopa
- country of Sudistan
- west desertic region
- city
- The Imperial Tower
- Barbara Johnson (tourist)
- body
- leg
- blood vessels
- blood
- blood cells
- nucleus
- proteins
- atoms
- proton
- up quark
- qwubble
- superverse
WHEN WILL IT END?

oh god how many verser are there

Also, anyone found any bugs other than the amount of life being off?

...That's pretty much how I imagined the universe as a kid.

>>18665188
*verses
dammit

is it possible to find Earth?

I found a research facility with pages on projects to do with replication, teleportation and portals. And weird fanfiction, apparently.
>The Slimy Centaur Chorus
Eheugh.

>Whale Shark
MY FOOD IS SCREAMING
FOOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS

OH god, what is going on!?

>whale shark
>>thoughts
>>>MY FOOD IS SCREAMING

I didn't even know plankton COULD scream.

>>18665232
It's not a plankton.

>>18665193
Well that was disappointingly easy.

FOOD I MISS YOU

FOOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS
WHY ARE WE YELLING

YES THIS IS SHARK

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT FOOD

OH GOD I LOVE FOOD
WOULD YOU COME OVER HERE

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT

MY FOOD IS SCREAMING
CHOMP

God I love sharks.

>>18664762
what the fuck kind of school did you go to where Ocearopa was a continent?

>locust
>thoughts
>no stomp please
>let's be bros

>Bumblebee>Thoughts
>buzz
>no stomp please

>>18665252
Oh yeah.

Well, that's disappointing then.

>>18665263

How did you not notice that?...

>electron
>qwubble
>upverse
>universes
Christ, what?

What the actual fuck.

>>18665281
>If only I was a cyborg

>I am secretly a midget

>I vibrate through walls
>I have no regrets
>I vibrate through walls

>>18665281
Lisa Miller is that planet's Flash.

Swordfish

gotta swim
gotta swim

>>18665281
I got someone that was thinking "I never asked for this."

Look at the computer screens. Go deeper.

>>18665281
>>18665289
People are terrifying. And when they're not terrifying, they're depressing.

Atleast this explains why we don't hear from God anymore. He's having much more fun listening to sharks.

I don't know how they do things in Austradesh, Barbara Taylor, but I'm pretty sure you're out of uniform for a police officer...or a physicist.

Chinchilla
>I will find you
>The hunt is on

I'm scared

what is this i dont even

>Willian Smith (firefighter)
>body
>psyche
>clothing
>sweatpants
>Pocket
>note
>"Don't look behind you"

www.4tard.com
A group of persons enthusiastic about computers.
A troll post about favorite foods.
A troll post about favorite books.
An inflammatory post about religion.
A discussion about a controversial book.
An inflammatory post about friendship.
A heated argument about knitting.
A single person complaining about art.

this is our legacy

>Find Groogle Computer on planet
>Go on Internet
>Find Tons of Spam and Porn

It's funny how much aliens are like us

>>18665310

Time Cops don't gots to explain shit.

>- hammerhead shark
>+ body
-> thoughts
>SO YOU'RE NOT FOOD RIGHT
>HELLO IS THIS FOOD

magnificent

James Scott has a secret.

I just found a beach where every animal had the thought 'Don't look behind you'.

I don't think I like this existence anymore.

>Mary Lopez
>>Clothing
>>>bermuda shorts
>>>>pocket
>>>>>note
>>>>>>"Well? Did you?"

Did you, Mary? I must know!

I want to go back to the sharks now.

>>18665337
He's not shouting his thoughts.

So he's either a liar (and who would lie in their own head) or the sharks are learning how to be stealthy.

My god.

>>18665349

In the same room, Sarah Taylor has two notes in her pocket.
Note #1:
>"Hello there!"
Note #2:
>"we are all nested
>we are all viewed
>we are all viewing
>nested
>nesters
>nestees
>all is one"

www.hurrgross.com
A short video of ducks falling asleep.
A video of a chameleon befriending other animals.
A video of a bunny in various shenanigans.

This is both strange, amusing, and slightly disturbing.

>Whale Shark
>Thoughts
>WHY ARE WE YELLING

Holy shit the ocean is hilarious.

Is anyone else getting depressed by this?

It appears the internet never changes.

>>18665389
>Kicking about a Battlefield
>Looking at retarded recipes in dead soldiers pockets
>Come across dead soldier, go through pockets
>Note
>"I regret everything"

Oh sweet god.

>>18665389
No. I do see sharks differently now, though.

HOW DEEP DOES IT GO

rolled 94 = 94

>Stumble into galactic center
>entire herd of eldritch space beings
>OHGODTHEIRMULTIPLYING

>>18665397
She also has a chocolate donut in her pocket, and a copy of 'A Mind-numbing Story on the Subject of Unicorns, Ghosts and Abortions'.

>>18665397
There are no american names in the universe. Unless it is some stupid name like Queen or Arizona or Florida.

>>18665413
What the hell have you done to this image?

>>18665428
SANs loss apparently

>Catfish
>>Thoughts
>>>Gotta breed
>>>Bloop

The rest of the sea life are just as entertaining. Brb switching majors to marine biology with a minor in psychology.

THERE IS MONEY IN THIS FIELD OF WORK

So this is how it's like to be a divine being. So much to see, and yet... it's all so insignificant. All the petty squabbles of the miniscule creatures in the multiverses mean nothing to me.

Fucking methaphysics.

>mole cricket
>>thoughts
>>>skitter
>>>skitter skitter

Mole Cricket knows what's up.

>Universe
>Galactic Supercluster
>galaxy
>galaxy centre
>black hole
>inside the black hole
>white hole
>galactic supercluster

MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCKS

>silverfish
>"no stomp please"
>"let's be bro's"

How rare did you make the underwater monstrosities? Can't find shit, damn.

>find a weapons factory
>all the workers are really happy for some reason
>hospital in the same city
>the patients are all paranoid as fuck
>this star system is in a galactic core
>galactic core is full of Eldritch abominations

I really do wonder what's going on here. At least the sharks were normal.

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

If you think that amazing check noctis.

Billions of planets to visit.

I once found a desert planet with giant space rabbits.

i am afraid

teh pronz

Had to try it.

>>18665545
>hide his porn folder in the family music folder

Rookie as fuck. Try the stock options folder next time.

>seed=god
>Orteil
>psyche
>OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TURN BACK IMMEDIATELY

Apparently, the people working in a chocolate factory are the most satisfied people in the universe.

>private pics
>>A video of a midget doing that thing with the stuff

varyingdegreesofdisturbed.jpg

>>18665521
Tried it, but 64 bit comp, and really can't be fucked getting Dosbox working tonight since it's running like dick.

OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER

>>18665563
apparently Orteil likes playing Zwarf Fortress the totally original game.

>>18665565
Oh wow. Just noticed that one of the workers, Patricia Lee, is wearing a monocle, t-shirt and cargo shorts.

>>18665610
>/private pictures
>Perfectly worksafe, albeit odd, images
>/public pictures
>Oh god the porn

Take a good long look at this image, until you understand exactly what is going on.

>>18665650
....why does James David have a ski mask?

>>18665661
Once you answer that, you will understand what is going on.

>>18665650
I think I've had enough of this site for today. And forever.

>>18665650
Holy shit

>>18665668
That poor intern.

>>18665650
I don't want to play anymore.

Makes you wonder if we are just some simulation on another dimension's computer doesn't it? And they could be looking at us right now.

>Im tired
>Im scared
>Dont turn around
>I cant stay here
>Im being stalked
>Just keep running

Okay this is getting real creepy, really fast

>>18665698
Then we owe it to them to make our thoughts entertaining.

>>18665699

When did James David get to the park?

I guess he's still looking for a lover.

>>18665650

Reading through it first I laughed.
Then I just kinda sat there and stared Ronald Jackson's thoughts. And then this program got kinda sad.
ANYWHO, NEXT UP, I'M GOING TO SEE WHAT SASHA GRAAY'S ANUS AND SLENDER MAN BRING UP

>www.onechat.net
>An image of a creepy old person in anatomically questionable shenanigans
...is that what I think it is?

Archived for the oh-god-what-have-we-found factor.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18664733/

People will daydream about crazy shit on a battlefield

>>18665740
ohgoddamnit

http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested?seed=/tg/

>Angel Shark
>CHOMP
>I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW
I am feeling a deep connection here.

It's always fun and games the first time.
Then it gets darker.

>A flame war about friendship.
Yeah, they got us pegged.

>>18665807
RIP Michelle Turner.

>>18665789
>An image of some guy with a horse mask doing stupid stuff.
>A thoughtful comment on a debated topic.
>An insightful post regarding art.
>A single person complaining about art.
>A flame war about aliens.
>A post about a debated topic.
This is surreal.

>>18665827
I think art is nice and objective.
I think art is niggers.

wtf is a qwubble?!

>Chocolate Factory
>Richard Thomas
>Psyche
>Thoughts
> I don't want to be alone. That show is revolting. When did I get so lonely? I don't really like my friends.

>>18665841
Shit, if that gets you confused, wait until you see lasagnaverse or doughnutverse.

>>18665750
goatse?

- Mapple computer
- screen
+ Bismuth.soft
- /family Music
+ /misc stuff to sort
A drawing of ducks being really excited.
A slideshow of a gecko sleeping.
A slideshow of two cats playing with a ball.
A short video of a kitten trying to play piano.
An image of a duckling befriending other animals.
An image of a puppy sleeping.
A video of cats sleeping.
- /My stuff to sort
+ /photos
+ /photos
Zarf III.soft
Dwine Fantasy.soft
Zark Resurrection.soft
Zarf Online.soft

Goddamnit. Can't find underwater monstrosities. Can't find unique elder monstrosities in space. And it seems spaghetti has been removed from pockets. Going downhill really fast.

>>18665916
Search galaxies for star life.

Search ocean life for sharks.

>>18665916
I found some monstrosities on a terrestrial planet, along with some villages with no people. Makes you think.

Soundtrack for this thread: /watch?v=Z2JU4gX6rg8

Mr. Krill
+ body
- thoughts
gotta breed
gotta skitter
gotta breed

Wisdom.

-lice
+body
-thoughts
hey hey
hey hey
let's be bros

>>18665954
HAVE YOU SEEN FOOD

>>18665985
SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE FOOD

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU FOOD

>>18665994
I'm sad I haven't found Shub-Niggroth or our great lord Bruthulhu of Planet Oceanicia yet.

>>18665954
Sharks are sharks. I'm talking about Cthulu-ish monstrosities. Things that would be like "ALLL LIIFFEEE MUSSSTT PERISSSHHHH!" and stuff. Either they got removed or are very very rare.

Same with space life. Those gibberish kinds of aliens were first only seen on gas giants. Now they also float aimlessly through space and crawl on telluric planets. But they're not the "I DEVOUR MINDS!" kind of monstrosities I'm looking for.

>>18666038
I assumed the gibberish creatures were the elder horrors.

Now I want to go back into that godforsaken program to find them.

What is this horror I've found?!

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Epiverse

>>18666063
You found the eldritch monstrosities.

Now. Leave them be.

>no bears
This is an outrage.

>>18666063
>wikifur
sounds furry, won't click. tell me instead

Jenny can not into logic.

wat.jpg.png.mp4.avi.mkv

>>18666105
The name of some furry alternate-history fiction, as well as the name of the universe the fiction is set in.

>>18666153
Wait, you DIDN'T know this?

>>18666153
WARNED you to spec your Bear Lore, man. We TOLD you about Bear Lore.

- tiger shark
+ body
- thoughts
I LOVE YOU FOOD
COME BACK FOOD

- whale shark
+ body
- thoughts
I LOVE YOU FOOD
FOOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS

>>18666132
clearly she's a polygamist and feels it's time to take on a third husband.
>>18666153
he's just crazy

>>18666190

- whale shark
+ body
- thoughts
THIS LOOKS TASTY
CHOMP

- nurse shark
+ body
- thoughts
I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW
COME BACK FOOD

That's actually total bullshit, we know there are not universes that are components of our matter, nor are we components of other matter. Physicals discount that.

"deep"=/smart

Which verse do I pick?

>>18666218
The sharks yell with their thoughts.

Why would you make that post when the sharks yell with their thoughts.

>>18666228
Towelverse. Why is this a question?

>>18666218
Stop having fun guys. Seriously!

>>18666218
How would we even know that?

Do you know it's 'physicist', not 'physical'?

Are you aware that this is for fun, and not intended to be an accurate depiction of reality?

- Linda Robinson (worker)
+ body
- psyche
- thoughts
I should call him and say "I love you"!
I vibrate through walls.
I feel great.
+ memories
- clothing
+ bermuda shorts
+ sandals
+ underwear

- bookshelf
+ The Temple of Azesteluh
+ Learning How to Swim
+ The Stories of Yffle, the Stupid Monk From Space
+ An Overly Elaborate Story About Scientists, Sarcasm and Spaceships
+ They're Serious : Inedible Insects
+ Aw Crap, Giant Vampires
+ Learning How to Be Smarter
+ Stay Away From Rabid Hoboes
+ The Definitive Guide to Lazy Amphibians
+ Making Friends with Transparent Superheroes
+ Barbara, the Lost Fungus
+ A Riveting Story Involving Unicorns, Astronomers and Magnets
+ A Beginner's Guide to Lonely Hoboes
+ A Riveting Book About Cyborgs, Surgeons and Vegetarians
+ Anthony, the Snotty Unicorn
+ Mary, the Bearded Bird
+ A Twisted Book Involving Cyborgs, Penguins and Geometry
+ The Delightful Stumblings of Tragus, the Magic Mage
+ A Ridiculous Story Involving Superheroes, Astronomers and Abortions
+ Linda, the Obnoxious School Teacher
+ The Prophet of Shloligor, Part VII
+ The Stories of Brian the Blacksmith From Space
+ You Can't Explain That : Snotty Mushrooms
+ A Short Tale on the Subject of Pirates, Surgeons and Computers
+ Princes of Pushaun
+ They're Okay : Tiny Amphibians
+ The Adventure of James, the Annoying Crab

>>18666394
>The Adventure of James, the Annoying Crab

Lobster! Hey, Lobster!

>two different named people in the same house
>One in the bedroom, thinking about how great his life is.
>The other thinking about how 'this isn't why I got married.'
>She's robbing this poor fucker.

- smilan
+ thoughts
- body
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ fur
+ mouth
+ mouth
+ brain
+ eye
+ eye
+ eye

IN A BLACK HOLE.

FUCK.
ME.

>>18665650
This thing is just amazing.

Linda Brown, worker in a weapons factory on Burwan, a city on a planet in a starsystem in a black hole:


>Thoughts:
>I'm so alone
>This relationship is a failure
>Sometimes I want it to end

>Memories:
>Feeling close to my love interest in college.

Well, this is a recipe for disaster.

>>18666394
Hey kid, wanna Yffle?

>>18667417

Oh god I looked at her clothes.

WHY IS SHE WEARING A SKI MASK AND HOODIE

Well look what I found.

Busey approved

- Robert Johnson (tourist)
+body
-psyche
-thoughts
That show is hilarious.
Hmm! I should get a cooler job!
I need a lover!
I need some new shoes!
+memories
-clothing
+ sunglasses
- bermuda shorts
+ pocket
+ pocket
- pocket
- note
"I wish things went otherwise."
+ paper
+ textile
- pocket
- note
"Please don't judge me."
+ paper
+ textile
+ textile
+ dead skin
+ shirt
+ socks
+ sneakers
+ underwear

haha . . . o damn

Can people in this thing wear capes? This guy needs a cape.

- John Johnson (tourist)
+ body
- psyche
- thoughts
What if I get caught?
Something is about to go horribly wrong.
+ memories
- clothing
- trousers
- pocket
+ crumbs
- note
"I found myself in a website once."
+ shirt
+ socks
+ boots
+ underwear

what.

- bookshelf
+ Who Loves Silent Seafood
+ My Buddy Michelle, the Sleazy Ninja
+ A Story on the Subject of Maths, Dolphins and Geometry
+ Mary, the Telepathic Goat
+ John the Gardener From Space
+ Robert, the Inedible Werewolf
+ Mysteries of Azlestoolg
+ How to Make a Website
+ An Illustrated Tale About Robots, Ghosts and Computers
+ Cooking with Obnoxious Seafood
+ A True Tale About Ninjas, Dolphins and Vegetarians
+ Getting Away From Imaginary Reptiles
+ Not Worth It : Rabid Ladies
+ The Definitive Guide to Being Cool
+ A Study on Mutant Amphibians
+ I Fell in Love with Ridiculous Mammals, Part V
+ A Shocking Story on the Subject of Ninjas, Banana Peels and Computers
+ How to Be Succesful

- great white shark
+ body
- thoughts
YES THIS IS SHARK

>>18666038
found one.
no body folder for some reason:

- gigantic wrathcolossus

- thoughts
NNNNNNNNURISHMENT
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tentacle
+ tail
+ claw
+ claw
+ claw
+ claw
+ leg
+ leg
+ leg
+ leg
+ leg
+ leg
+ leg
+ shell
+ beak
+ beak
+ skull
+ eye
+ eye
+ eye
+ eye
+ eye
+ eye
+ eye
+ eye

The things even your significant other might not know...

Here's another sea monster

Just poking around in and all I can say is jimmies rustled

>>18667926
>www.reddit.net
Son of a bitch.

>>18666394
>Aw Crap, Giant Vampires
Stolen.

>I want some new shoes.
>My foot is itchy.
>I never asked for this.
>I am secretly an extra-terrestrial.

This is the thoughts of a woman working in a weapons factory.

>>18667955
I think that was the working title for War of the Worlds.

>>18666218
Be prepared to get "called out" on "hating fun", as well as that lovely old gem, "How do you know? Science is just a theory!"
Fucking retards.

- bookshelf
+ The Secrets of Happiness
+ The Hilarious Adventures of David, the Foreign Ninja
+ Falling in Love with Mauve Deities, Volume I
+ A True Story About Robots, Ghosts and Art
+ Zealots on Zashagh
+ Patricia, the Hairy School Teacher
+ Drawing Friendly Kids
+ Learning How to Play Chess
+ I Hate Giant Reptiles
+ Who Cares About Weird Mermaids
+ A Ridiculous Tale About Unicorns, Penguins and Time Travel
+ They're Serious : Demanding Unicorns
+ Cooking with Stubborn Fungi
+ Delicious Bald Teenagers
+ Those Aren't My Obnoxious Machines
+ The Flabbergasting Discoveries of Michelle, the Edible Chap
+ The Amazing Adventure of Deergle, the Stupid Prince
+ An Astounding Tale About Ninjas, Surgeons and Philosophy
+ They're Okay : Fancy Reptiles
+ Glory for Flostelyrg

WATCHING

>>18668053
I think you found the religion and philosophy section of the library. Also,
>Delicious Bald Teenagers

Thoughts of a worker from a car factory.

That show is confusing!
I vibrate through walls.
Haha, this is just like me.

SHARK SHARK SHARK

>>18668107
Are you sure you didn't find GIR

John Adams, yoghurt factory worker:
- thoughts
I wish the voices would stop.
What will happen to me when I die?
I don't want to get fired.
- memories
Stargazing with my uncle.
Sharing secrets with my crush in middle school.
Playing baseball with my uncle.

>>18668130
WHAT IS GIR?
IS GIR FOOD?

One of the dead had a note in his pocket that read 'I wish things could have gone otherwise'.

This thing is so depressing.

Patricia Young
-I hope she'll like me!

PLANET GAY

>>18665354

I KNOW WHO YOU ARRRREE!!!!

>>18668202
>mfw I look to find the same thing and all I find is dead soldiers with notes saying Hi! in their pockets. Also a doughnut.

>Dorothy Moore (Librarian)
>>Psyche
>>>Thoughts
Hold on. I'm allergic to shrimp.
This is killing me.

Confirmed for being able to find evil entities in research facilities.

>Yogrglott the Timeless
>-Thoughts
>I MUSSSSST EATTTTT
>IIIII SHALL CONSSSSUME

>monstruous flailworm
>-Thoughts
>IMMMMMMOBILE I WATCHHHH
>DEEEEEEEEP I SSSSLUMBER

Interesting, each of the other containment rooms contain a ferret. A few have dead people.

Oh, and there are loads of dead researchers and security guards in the rest of the facility. A significant portion have the 'This is all sick' thought.

I just reached a battlefield with tons of bodies, several officers, and a single soldier. They were all talking about the food they were eating and commenting on how this wasn't as bad as they thought it would be.

>>18668412

>tiger shark
>thoughts
>I LOVE YOU FOOD
My sides.

>>18668412

- research facility
- containment room
- house
- living-room
+ Jennifer Smith

>Containment room with an INHABITIED HOUSE in it.
What the fuck...?

Here, have some abominations:

http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested?seed=space monster

>Spider
>Thoughts
>HEY HEY

>mfw this entire thread

Fuck I already spent all of last night in a deep-sea thread over on /co/, and now this.

>Robert Jones (police officer)
>Thoughts: When did I get so lonely?

>Patricia Williams (police officer)
>Thoughts: Why did I say no?

I would read SO many of these books

>-Battlefield
>- Margaret Wilson (dead)
>+ body
>- clothing
>+ party hat

>note
"I have this cool idea for a book. It involves superheroes, surgeons and geometry."

I found the versiverse's version of Grant Morrison!

Implications here are crazy

I don't know who, and I don't know what.

But something, somewhere, has the wherewithal to chase a Honey Badger.

/tg/, I am frightened.

>>18668752
>Me and My Friend Jeff, the Nasty Lamprey
>David, the Bearded Baby

Someone get /lit/ in on this.

Shouldn't I be able to look into all the rooms?

>Galactic center
>life
>Shnaz'glar
>Body
>Eye
>Eye
>Eye
>Eye
>Eye
>Eye
Welp, I think I found Azathoth.

>universe
>galactic supercluster
>galaxy
>galactic center
>black hole
>inside the black hole
>white hole
>universe

- Sharon Thomas (researcher)
+ body
- psyche
- thoughts
Oooh, my parents used to watch that show!
Time for a new TV!
I love being married!
Haha, this is just like me.
+ memories
- clothing
+ ski mask
- cargo pants
+ pocket
+ pocket
+ pocket
- pocket
+ button
+ handgun

Why are all these animals so uniformly scared and starving, /tg/?

>>18669042
And I just noticed the person below her only has one arm.

Well what the hell.

Someone needs a heavy dose of Litium.

Oh yeah, this guy works at a firearms factory, too.

>Check House
>Check Computer
>Check Private files
>A short video of midgets doing stupid stuff.
>A compilation of some muscular guy in anatomically questionable shenanigans.
>A picture of some guy with a horse mask in >anatomically questionable shenanigans.
>A picture of old people doing stupid stuff.
>An album of children in anatomically questionable shenanigans.
>A short video of a movie star pestering dangerous animals.
>A video of a movie star doing that thing with the stuff.
>An image of a clearly drunk girl in anatomically questionable shenanigans.
>A video of some guy with a horse mask stretching the limits of stupidity.
what the actual fuck.

>>18669010

Holy shit, you found the SCP.

>>Computer
>>Trash bin
>>Contents:
>>A video of a ¤¤¤¤¤¤ in the process of ¤¤¤¤¤¤ a ¤¤¤¤¤¤.
>>A disturbing representation of a group of ¤¤¤¤¤¤ in a ¤¤¤¤¤¤ with another ¤¤¤¤¤¤.
>>A crude representation of several ¤¤¤¤¤¤ in the process of ¤¤¤¤¤¤ a bewildered ¤¤¤¤¤¤.
>>An image of a group of ¤¤¤¤¤¤ being ¤¤¤¤¤¤ by their ¤¤¤¤¤¤.
>>MFW

>>18669114

Anyone up for Mad Libs?

>All the computers have really freaky porn and illegal instances within them

-Reef Shark
-Thoughts
EXCUSE ME ARE YOU FOOD
FOOD AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS

Oh you sharks.

>Betty Johnson
>I should call him and say sorry.
>I feel so insignificant.
>I should learn a new language.
>I wish the voices would stop.

>>18669010
It's probably empty/has no other things to look into if it doesn't have an expansion option.

>>18669114
>Secret Files

Dar I go forward, anon?

-Paul Thomas (librarian)
- thoughts
I'm terrified of death.
I am secretly a very ancient ghost.
I'm scared.
I don't deserve this.

- jacket
- pocket
- note
"So, I was right after all? You were sifting through my stuff?"

>>18669151

>>18669165

>>18669166
A bit anti-climactic; where to next?

>- Thomas White (worker)
>+ body
>- psyche
>- thoughts
>This isn't why I got married.
>This isn't like me.
>Do they have any idea how angry I am?
>This will not stand.
>- memories
>The day my son failed highschool.
>Stargazing with my grand-mother when I was young.
>The day I learned how to love.
>The day I my brother got rich.

Did I just find Willie Loman?

>>18669183
Shared docs

>>18669110
I think I did.

>Daniel Jackson

>I'm pretty extreme.
>Regrets are pointless.

Holy shit this is driving me crazy.

>>18669183
Obviously documents. The shared options are accessible to everybody that's in on the conspiracy.

>>Mary Smith thoughts
>>I need a new computer!
>>Everybody's great in some way!
>>I love the whole world!
Awww...

Found a total dude at the hospital.

Thomas Wilson (patient)
+ wound
+ wound
+ wound
+ body
- psyche
 -thoughts
   This is a happy kind of day.
   I'm pretty extreme.

-weapon factory
-James Martinez (worker)
-psyche
-thoughts
I love doing stuff with my family.
I love my family.
I want to become even better!
I'm secretly a bear!

>>18669186
I tried skipping ahead to find the end, but it just. Keeps. Going.

I think I found some anon's porn-maze. I'll report back once I reach a dead end, or you can tell me to go somewhere.

- James Garcia (worker)
+ body
+ psyche
- clothing
+ monocle
+ jeans
+ socks
+ sandals
+ underwear

>Shirtless scientist with a monocole

Oh my

>>18669213
>>Mary Smith
>>Coat
>>Pocket
>>Note
>>"I see you"
>>Pants
>>Pocket
>>Note:
>>Recipe for Happiness
>>MFW

>>18669240
Professor vonBeefcake.

>>18669196
SHOW US MORE

>I don't really like my friends.
>When did I get so lonely

When ya stopped liking your friends buddy.

>>18669270
The house has nearly a dozen people in it. Other than that and a few other the people staffing the facility wanting to die there is nothing.

>4Town.net

wat

Why is a house being contained at a research facility?

>>18669303
4town is like if 4chan and Animal Crossing had a baby.

>>18669310
You ever watch Warehouse 13?

>Containment Room
>House
>In the house are 4 people: 2 wearing ski masks, the others breaking the fourth wall

XMEN

>>18669232
I didn't sign up for this, /tg/.

>Universe
>Galactic Supercluster
>Galaxy
>Galactic Center
>Life
>Edrovun, Smeenkar, Oshakese
>Bodies are composed of several legs, tentacles, beaks, stingers, multiple eyes

Guys I think I just found some old ones...

>>Hospital
>>patients
>>Joseph Hernandez
>>2 wounds
>>Thoughts
>>I should get some new shoes
>>It is coming.
>>I hate the people here.
...the fuck? Should I be worried? I think I should be worried.
>>Daniel David
>>Blood, wound, wound, wound
>>I'm feeling awesome.
>>I hope she'll like me!
>>Hmm! I should get some new shoes!
...You are a bro, man.

Found one!

>lasagnaverse

>>18669348
The nests... They just keep going....

>no aquatic mammals

This marriage is doomed.

>>18669453
Woops, forgot image.

Also, now that I think about it, they could also be cheating on their spouses. Which would be weird, since they're apparently in the garden and in full view.

>Antiverse

>- telluric planet
>- life
>- shavur
>- thoughts
>shna mopneig'men!
>dnashna mopd't shwagog.
>daiaph gmapshna dimen.
I see it's been updated.

Seen some of those cosmic monsters both kinds like oshnuvuzer with ''deglib mopshna shwatop? daiad't th amagog." and Margngasorg the All-Consumer with "IIIII SHALL DEVOUUUUURRRRR"
Locked up in some research facility by bunch of scientists.

Is this what it feels like to be a Time Lord? Having all of time and space at your fingertips?

>>18669581
And no power to affect anything.

>Country of Brutia
>>Battlefield
>>>Richard Williams (lieutenant)
>>>>wound
>>>>wound
>>>>wound
>>>>psyche
>>>>>thoughts
>>>>>>I shouldn't spend so much.
>>>>>>I don't deserve this.
>>>>>>I'm scared.
>>>>>>I should see a doctor for my brain.

I think I saw this same shark in Finding Nemo.


- ocean
+ sea water
- life
+ cod
+ catfish
+ tuna
+ haddock
+ carp
+ dab
+ whiting
+ mullet
+ sole
+ perch
+ albacore
+ goblin shark
- shark
+ body
- thoughts
FOOD AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS
COME BACK FOOD

>>18669283
-Battlefield
- James Thompson (dead)
+ body
- clothing
+ party hat
+ jeans
+ shirt
- hoodie

>Party Hat

Note:
"we are all nested
we are all viewed
we are all viewing
nested
nesters
nestees
all is one"

>>18669692
- Michael Young (lieutenant)
+ arsenal
+ wound
+ wound
+ wound
- body
+ head
+ torso
+ arm
+ arm
- psyche
- thoughts
I should see a doctor for my legs.
I paid way too much for this sandwich.
+ memories
+ clothing

>I should see a doctor for my legs.
>Body
>>Head
>>Torso
>>Arm
>>Arm

What legs would those be, Michael Young?

>I paid too much for this sandwich

I think you've got bigger fucking problems than an off-tasting sandwich.

>Weapons Factory
>John Smith, Worker.
>Psyche
>Nobody understands me.
>I never asked for this.
>I never asked for this.
>I wish I was a better person.

I think I found Adam Jenson.

>battlefield
>Patricia Jackson (soldier)
>psyche
- thoughts
My leg feels icky.
Nobody understands me.
I don't want to spend the rest of my life here.
I might need a better job.
>- memories
The day I lost my father.
Playing video-games with my parents when I was 18.
Playing baseball with my sister when I was young.
The day I got promoted as a geologist.
Playing with my sister when I was 14.

- praying mantis
+ body
- thoughts
small tasty things
let's be bros

>>18669738
Where are guys who are happy to kill people?

>>18669763

Dat poor guy ;_;

I found a police officer in Germany on the continent of amertica who can apparently vibrate through walls and thinks she knows the meaning of life. Also there are 4 chocolate factories in the capital city of this germany.

What is this, I don't even...

- whale shark
+ body
- thoughts
FOOD AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS
FOOD AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS

Whale sharks from dark moons orbiting gas giants are bros.

- hedgehog
+ body
- thoughts
Now is not the time.
I need to find a mate.

You go get 'im, big guy.

I don't really think...

I managed to find a colossal wanderpolyp in a research facility

Its thoughts: DEEEEEEEEP I SSSSLUMBER

I'm scared

>>18669786
Holy shitting christ.

>>18669620
I'm sorry, I'm terribly sorry.

>>18669875
Well, here we have an answer.
>monocle
>sandals
>SOCKS
>BERMUDA SHORTS
>SWEATER

Seriously, the great terror.

Secret deep cover bear infiltrators?

>dogfish
>thoughts
>blwap
>gotta swim
>blup

>Find research facility
>Inside containment room is house
>Inside bedroom of house is Barbara Williams
>Barbara Williams wants a bigger house

Don't close the tab. What? Did you? You shouldn't have done that. You just destroyed that universe. And Robert Jackson, and his note about wanting to live, and the particles in it, and that lasagnaverse in that electron. Why would you destroy those infinite lives and worlds so easily? What you if you accidentally closed us?

HELLO, ARE YOU FOOD?

lol.

Maria Anderson (soldier)
- arsenal
+ rifle
+ handgun
+ knife
+ ammo pack
+ ammo pack
+ ammo pack
+ ammo pack
+ grenade
+ grenade
+ grenade
+ body
- psyche
- thoughts
I love doing stuff with my family.
Life is good!
Things are going smoothly.

>>18669763

- Michael Jones (soldier)
+ arsenal
+ body
- psyche
- thoughts
I'm secretly a spider!
I could picture myself spending the rest of my life here.

>farmer
>mary moore (farmer)
>psyche
>thoughts
>This is cooler than I expected!
>I vibrate through walls.

When did radical larry get a sex change?

>research facility
>>containment room
>>>cockroach
>>>>thoughts
>>>>>intruder detected

>>18670050

also this guy

- Thomas Johnson (major)
+ arsenal
+ wound
+ body
- psyche
- thoughts
Things are going smoothly.
I'm so glad I came here.
Haha, this is just like me.

but seriously, the vast majority of those poor soldiers are just really, really depressing...

>research facility
>containment room
>Linda Johnson
>thoughts
>I know the meaning of life!
Not "I know the meaning of life, but I'm not telling anyone". Just "I know the meaning of life".
I think we know why nobody tells people they know the meaning of life.

- hammerhead shark
+ body
- thoughts
WHY ARE WE YELLING

MAKE

IT

STOP

I found a tentacle with a galaxy in it and a woman in that galaxy with a galaxy in her nipple.

Im out.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are going to weaponized Lemur Trees!

HAHAHAHA

Oh, and here's one from last night, not even two bathrooms and I found a dude fapping...

LOLOLOL

You will never be as awesome as James Miller and his basketball playing grandmother.

-battlefield
-William Smith (lieutenant)
-psyche
-thoughts
>I hate this place
>I hate the people here
>This is all sick
>Do they have any idea how angry I am?
-memories
>Playing chess with my grand-mother
>Playing chess with my mother when I was a child.
>The day I learned we were at war.
>Playing chess with my father.

Dude is a high ranking soldier, thinks the world is sick, and hates everything around him. He plays or played a lot of chess, and has been involved in war from a young age.

I think I just found a supervillain in the making.

>>18665694
>>18665675
>>18665673
>>18665668

Okay, what the hell is going on? What am I missing?

>>18672555
Rape.

What's the greatest number of spacefaring aliens you've found in one area?

Mine is nine so far, pic related.