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    72 KB Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:07 No.18598119  
    So, now that Xeno went full retard, I suppose that you're the one in charge, Drone.

    I'm sure that you can take good care of her, but where do you intend to go, now? Back into the vault where that other guy threw a bug at you? Maybe you want to go check out other boxes so as to find someone to fix Xeno? or maybe somewhere else?

    wat do?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:09 No.18598142
    > Maybe you want to go check out other boxes so as to find someone to fix Xeno?

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:15 No.18598189
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    Be careful, Drone, and don't mention directions to guide her, you know it's not her thing...

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:30 No.18598324
    If warrior-kun slaps her hard enough will she reset?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:32 No.18598343
    Why would he do that?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:34 No.18598360

    fix her poo-brain
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:42 No.18598429
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    Awright, you managed to reach the room safely.

    What's up with her again? Why is she hugging that one box? Do you want to open it anyway? You'll have to roll a D20 if you want to.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:43 No.18598436
    Seems there is a lack of veterans here...
    I have not read the last threads.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:45 No.18598447
    rolled 20 = 20

    sure open the box
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:45 No.18598450
    they're right over there
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:53 No.18598507
    There might be cakes in the space in the cube.
    For science.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:54 No.18598511
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    Watch out, the box's suddenly gotten bigger, and it's opening!

    roll another D 20 to know what's inside!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:55 No.18598517
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)16:57 No.18598547
    other people get in there!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:01 No.18598582
    Oh boy, another comrade to play with?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:04 No.18598612
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:05 No.18598618
    rolled 2 = 2

    Get ready for a surprise!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:05 No.18598625
    Damn, sucks to go from a 20 to a 4 .... Can't wait to unwrap it!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:06 No.18598636
    rolled 18 = 18

    Aw snap!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:11 No.18598696
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    Well, at least he looks like some sort of doctor.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:15 No.18598742
    Quickly! Present your anus so he can check your temperature!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:17 No.18598757
    But that wouldn't be polite! I know that Drone's in command, but Xeno would never be so rude to strangers without a good reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:17 No.18598758
    Smile and wave hello? Maybe don't let Warrior-kun punch him?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:20 No.18598797
    But he's obviously a doctor, he knows anything anal-related.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:25 No.18598840
    Well since Xeno went full tard, lets give him a hug
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:33 No.18598914
    OP, do you have a collection of these Xenos images before a thread or do you make them up on the fly?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:36 No.18598952
    it's all drawn as the story goes, that's why it takes so much time
    >> ‪‮‪‮/oc/ fo rednamm/oc/‮ ‭Vorked Larfleeze‫‭‭‪‮‭‬‬‬‬‬ !BEEtLE/iVI 04/06/12(Fri)17:36 No.18598956
    Let an Ork join in on this party.
    Ghazghkull Thraka needs friends, too.
    >> TIDF !oXPCqUIBBM 04/06/12(Fri)17:39 No.18598989
    >Get on /tg/
    >get greeted by a Xeno thread

    What a great way of starting my shift...
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:42 No.18599018
    Cool! And I like your style and Xeno being cute/ditzy/fullretard instead of being diper fetish fuel.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:44 No.18599041
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    Wait, what is she...

    Powerhugs! That's it!

    See, the outer plating of his power armor is getting crushed, it won't incapacitate him, but it's visibly impressing him!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:51 No.18599125
    Daaaw :3

    Maybe he wants to be friends too?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)17:59 No.18599228
    Well ain't that cute, hm, lets ask what his name is, just all tard like
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:02 No.18599266
    Oh and ask what he was doing in a box
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:04 No.18599295
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    Heey! Check this out, Drone, he's a doctor after all, he carries sweets for his youngest patients!

    Don't be an ass, let her enjoy her first meat-flavoured lollipop.

    Anyway, do you think he can fix her up?
    >> ‪‮‪‮/oc/ fo rednamm/oc/‮ ‭Vorked Larfleeze‫‭‭‪‮‭‬‬‬‬‬ !BEEtLE/iVI 04/06/12(Fri)18:07 No.18599339
    I. DO.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:08 No.18599344
    >Don't be an ass, let her enjoy her first meat-flavoured lollipop.
    >Meat flavored lollipop
    Oh you!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:11 No.18599392
    Aw, isn't he nice? I'm sure Xeno will find it tasty!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:18 No.18599479
    I know! Grab his hand and show your new friend to your friends!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:20 No.18599498
    I think drone should look around to identify possible escape routes.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:29 No.18599612
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    He says he's The Doctor. Doctor Vellkhut. That sounds pretty cool.

    So, he's a berzerker brain surgeon, that's swell, maybe he knows about robo-brains too.

    Did you hear that? He does! He's the best Dark Apothecary this side of the Eye of Terror! So that's why Assholetep wanted to have him in his collection...

    But you're right, Drone, he looks pretty scary. Well, you can always have Xeno fly away with the others in case he gets cross.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:31 No.18599625

    Well then, tell him Xeno is broken and ask him to fix her.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:31 No.18599629
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    Thanks to love, Xeno solves everything!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:31 No.18599636
    Improvized backyard chaos brain surgery ho!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:39 No.18599732
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    I'm Shas'o Tau'quest and this is my favorite thread on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:39 No.18599736
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    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:52 No.18599889
    Clearly, the good Doctor isn't all that berserk. He's no Chaos-worshiper, he's just a traitor!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:56 No.18599929
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    His method is flawless and precise!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)18:57 No.18599954
    >> ‪‮‪‮/oc/ fo rednamm/oc/‮ ‭Vorked Larfleeze‫‭‭‪‮‭‬‬‬‬‬ !BEEtLE/iVI 04/06/12(Fri)18:58 No.18599967
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:00 No.18599979
    For some reason, I'm flashing back to that My Life With~ comic with the Headless Knight girl.

    Warrior can carry Xeno's head while her body goes and does whatever.
    >> Foron 04/06/12(Fri)19:00 No.18599989
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    Oh god.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:00 No.18599990
    Drone is exercising some remarkably poor judgement this evening.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:01 No.18599998
    No, really.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:02 No.18600002
    Calling it now, Xeno winds up with a Berserker implant that lets her go psycho crazy mode.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:02 No.18600004
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    Time for some UPGRADES
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:03 No.18600009
    That's because we're telling him what to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:03 No.18600022
    It's 40k, the place where chainsaws are a functional, widespread melee weapon and where space elves grow towers out of philosopher's stone.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:03 No.18600024
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    Let's do SCIENCE with Xeno
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:05 No.18600037
    Tuuuuubes all over its body
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:06 No.18600052
    Now do a slam dunk!
    >> Foron 04/06/12(Fri)19:07 No.18600063
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    But pulling her head off like a cork?
    I know drilling a skull with some Black & Decker works... But I think he went a little far.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:08 No.18600069
    Honk if you've ever done this to one of your own models.

    Fucking Dremel.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:09 No.18600076
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    >> Foron 04/06/12(Fri)19:11 No.18600094

    Honk and I manage to drill into my own finger.
    Not one of my best moments.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:13 No.18600113
    Well, Vellkhut has succeeded in ruining a perfectly good skull.
    >> ‪‮‪‮/oc/ fo rednamm/oc/‮ ‭Vorked Larfleeze‫‭‭‪‮‭‬‬‬‬‬ !BEEtLE/iVI 04/06/12(Fri)19:21 No.18600196
    I managed to carve out a chunk of my thumb cutting off a head of an Ork.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:29 No.18600274
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    Looks like he knows what he's doing.

    But I didn't know there was such a mess in Xeno's head! Actually I didn't suspect there was enough to fill her cranium.

    What's that? There might be temporary side-effects?

    well, better roll a D 20 then.
    >> dice+1d20 NotAWriteFag 04/06/12(Fri)19:30 No.18600287
    >> NotAWriteFag 04/06/12(Fri)19:31 No.18600294
    rolled 14 = 14

    I am not a smart person.
    >> Foron 04/06/12(Fri)19:32 No.18600304
    rolled 19 = 19


    Be something cute or funny, like the uncontrollable urge to fine sweets or see small bearded fellows running away in the corner of her eye.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:35 No.18600328
    She already has an uncontrollable urge to find sweets.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:37 No.18600346
    rolled 18 = 18

    rollan' for her body to find something to 'temporarily' replace he head.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:39 No.18600371
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    >dat everything
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:52 No.18600526
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    welp, so far eveything looks okay.

    I'll have to leave; I hope that when I come back in a few days I don't discover anything too stupid...

    Anyway, bye little Xeno! see you later!

    Come on everyone, do the same!
    >> Foron 04/06/12(Fri)19:54 No.18600557
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    "See you later. I hope your head feels better."
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:06 No.18600678
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    Goodnight Xeno, and may your hips always be with you!
    >> MK 04/06/12(Fri)20:08 No.18600714
    OP this is lovely and you should feel lovely.
    Bye for now!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:15 No.18600808
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    a big fat load of xeno
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:41 No.18601902
    I love you all so much.

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