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    432 KB MAHOU SHIROU QUEST: Redundant Redundancy Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)22:37 No.18555196  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS FudgeDredd. Our rudder is broken and we have no lifeboats on board.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    Susan and Keima walk into your camp.
    You ask them as you look up from a plate of mushrooms.
    "NOTIMEGOTTAMOVE!" He tells you as he runs in your direction.
    One of Sousuke's mouse-things runs ino the clearing and aims its gun.
    Susan reaches you as you shovel another mouthful of delicious shrooms down your throat.
    He grabs you by the collar and throws you.
    'Weeeeeeeee! I'M Flying!' you think to yourself.
    "FUMMO!" the mouse thing exclaims before you hit him.

    About 5 minutes later, you wake up.

    >WAT DO?
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)22:39 No.18555211
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:39 No.18555216
    >He still thinks of us as "Susan!"

    I don't even fucking know what to do. Shirou's mind is NOT something I want to get in.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:39 No.18555217
    Oh, shit, it's Yandere Shirou Quest? Okay, let's go find where Susan went. Susan was carrying Keima, so clearly we need to saboutage what's going on there. THE BUNNY CAN ONLY BE OURS.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:39 No.18555218
    ohh yeah
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:40 No.18555223
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)22:41 No.18555234
    also, Keima might know where to find better mushrooms. Susan said he didn't know about them earlier.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)22:41 No.18555235
    Of course he does. He doesn't know we're actually Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:41 No.18555239
    YES! We are inside his head now.

    Quickly we must find someone who is involved in a romantic situation, and ruin it for them.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:41 No.18555240
    Find more mushrooms, and make more mushroom stew.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:41 No.18555241
    This. This is the only way I can reasonably see myself getting into Shirou's head.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:43 No.18555263
    Seconded. Err thirding this.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:45 No.18555290
    Look for Susan ( I thought we told him our name was Hayate already? ) and see what he is doing. Our mushrooms will be cold and he or Keima might know where there are more
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)22:45 No.18555294
    If we're doing Yandere Shirou, I'm probably out. It holds no appeal to me.

    Not that I expect my own opinion to stop it.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:47 No.18555310
    I doubt he's actually yandere, it's just one of the ideas from this game we play, Insane Theory Quest.

    He's just trying to be friendly, we need to find new mushrooms.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)22:47 No.18555316
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    You walk back to your campfire and look down at your ruined breakfast.
    The scattered plate of shrooms saddens you.
    Those were the very last shrooms in the area.
    You managed to hunt all of them down and eat them after you got here yesterday afternoon.

    Your stomach growls after that short period of not eating.
    "Don't worry buddy. I'll get you something." You say as you pat your belly.

    "Wait." you say to yourself. "Susan always has food. WE JUST NEED TO FIND SUSAN!"

    You walk off randomly into the woods.

    >first roll only
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:47 No.18555317
    Sorry to hear that, man. It looks like that's where support is going (mine included). If it does go that way, I'll be looking forward to your return.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:49 No.18555327
    rolled 99 = 99

    nat 1
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:49 No.18555328
    rolled 89 = 89

    He's this way
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:49 No.18555329
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:49 No.18555335
    >This fuckin guy
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)22:49 No.18555337
    rolled 5 = 5

    We'll see how it goes. Not that I'll be around for more than a couple hours tonight, anyway.

    woob woob woob
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:49 No.18555343
    rolled 22 = 22

    Find the bringer of fudge

    It is only early yet and I am not keen on doing yandere Shirou either so it may well be we end up ignoring it
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:49 No.18555344
    Well shit. Poor Susan. Atleast bulldozer several bonta's on the way there.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:50 No.18555355
    How do I keep doing this? Im hoping that 99 isn't wasted this time.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:52 No.18555363
    lol, nat1 indeed.
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)22:52 No.18555365
    rolled 52 = 52

    the dice gods have been Swagged by Susan, obviously.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)22:55 No.18555390
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    You pick a random direction and walk in a straight line.
    No seriously, you just walk straight ahead.
    If there was a tree in your way, you'd cut it down with one swing of an axe.
    If there was a boulder, youd smash it with a hammer.
    You are a single minded bulldozer of derp.
    And right now, you need to find Susan.

    "FUMMO! FUMOMOMO FUMOMO!" A grey mouse thing calls out to you, its hand pointed palm out in a gesture of stopping you.
    "Hey mister mouse! You seen Susan?" You ask.
    "Fumomomo fommoffufu fufumomo!" It tells you. the gun it carries now being pointed at your chest.

    WAT DO?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)22:56 No.18555398
    rolled 66 = 66

    It's not nice to point guns at people. This mouse thing should be safely disarmed.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:56 No.18555402
    We put a Shirou sized hole in it. It's in our way therefore we move through it.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:57 No.18555416
    rolled 51 = 51

    SPEAK FUMO like an independent racial woman and we will not stand to be impeded to be slowed down with silly rooty tooty point and shootys.
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)22:58 No.18555422
    rolled 61 = 61

    Either he gives us some of that stuff the flaming-headed guy had, some mushrooms, or Susan, or he gets trampled.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:58 No.18555425
    Nothing stops Dozerou! Susan is there somewhere and he has YUMMIES!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:00 No.18555438
    >rooty tooty point and shootys
    Good show Anon, I chuckled merrily... Scared my dog
    >> ANNOUNCEMENT! Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)23:01 No.18555445
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    >I will be driving up to my grandmother's place in the provinces for lent.
    >No MSQ until Monday, after this one thread.
    >Spending some time in the mountains and by the sea.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:01 No.18555448
    Have fun!
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:01 No.18555449
    Amateur Drawfag, you about?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:01 No.18555450
    Have good times, LG!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)23:03 No.18555465
    Take care, man.

    It'll be so lonely.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:04 No.18555471
    you mean next monday?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:05 No.18555482
    What about the other yous? You can't all be busy.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:05 No.18555485
    Yea its Tuesday over in brownland already.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)23:05 No.18555496
    That would break the illusion completely.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:06 No.18555498
    Oh ok.
    Well have fun LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:06 No.18555505
    >That view
    >That bike

    I wish I didn't live in a land-locked US state.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:07 No.18555509
    If he isn't about he isn't about.
    Obviously LG and LGv2 are both busy
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:07 No.18555510
    Now we find out that its not just two LGs manipulating us, but a whole collective of them
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:08 No.18555517
    Man sucks to be you. I live in a coastal town and we have beaches better than that almost all around
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:09 No.18555532
    So LG imouto?
    LG 10032
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)23:09 No.18555533
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    "Fummo! I am fummomoing Susan fumo!" You say in hopes of being able to get through to the mouse.
    "Yummy fumomo food fummo."
    The mouse fires a warning shot into the air and lowers the barrel back down to point at your chest.
    "FUMMOMO! FUFU MOFU!" It says as a red dot shines unwavering on you.
    "Fumomo. Fufufufumo Susan!" You say.
    "FUMOMO MOMOFU FUMO! MOFU!" It shouts at you.

    It is apparent that this mister mouse is not gonna let you pass.
    You draw your bow and a sword.
    The 4 foot long blade sinks into the hamster before it disintegrates.

    You walk on.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:10 No.18555544
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    A Lg hivemind?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:10 No.18555545
    I wouldn't be so quick to call your beach better without comparing the relative numbers of attractive topless women.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)23:12 No.18555570
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    yes. next monday.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:13 No.18555580
    Oklahoma has more coastline than any US state.
    However its mostly reservoirs or small lakes/ponds and almost none of it is able to be swam in.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:14 No.18555595
    Western Australia.
    European tourists everywhere
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:19 No.18555643
    keep looking for Susan!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:19 No.18555647

    Onward, to SUSAN! She'll have good food for us, surely.

    Y'know, I'm going to laugh if we do well enough to interfere with MSQ main's training camp.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)23:20 No.18555651
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    You just go on a straight line.
    A piece of string breaks under your foot.
    A can jumps out of the ground before it explodes.
    You end up covered in neon green paint.
    You walk on.

    A little later, you find a bush.
    It has attractive looking white berries on it.
    So plump and juicy did they look.

    You ask your self if you should eat it.
    Devil Shirou says: "GO AHEAD! NO ONE WILL MIND!"
    Angel Shirou says: "They're white! Everyone know good things are white. These berries are good for you."
    Saber says: "NO SHIROU! WAIT!"

    WAt do?
    [ ]eat
    [ ]eat
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)23:21 No.18555662
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:21 No.18555665

    >I am feeling so bad for Saber. no one deserves this, except for Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:21 No.18555666
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:22 No.18555671
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:22 No.18555673

    >[x] Eat

    "Oh, do you want some, Saber?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:24 No.18555693
    Poor Saber, poor fucking saber.

    Hayate is going to end up comforting her as she sobs and laments Shirou's raw idiocy. As she asks what she did wrong to end up with this guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:25 No.18555696
    Stuff our face with berries like the retarded man-child we are.

    I have new appreciation for what Saber goes through. Kraus needs to take her to a tea party with Shinku and Frau, and serve them his tea, so that Saber can relieve some stress.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:28 No.18555722
    No we are giving her a tea party to relieve some stress.
    Kraus can have sloppy seconds if he wants
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:30 No.18555744
    Oh god she has to watch him do this shit all day every day.

    I am pretty sure we are morally obligated to do something about that.
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:30 No.18555745
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    we don't roll like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:35 No.18555781
    Actually consensus was we swag saber and kraus can keep his dolls

    That anon is just putting it rather crudely
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)23:36 No.18555791
    I certainly don't recall that being consensus. Saber is a device, and thus in Kraus' court.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)23:36 No.18555792
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    You dont hear the last part of what Saber said since you were already burried in the bush headfirst.
    "NOMNOMNOM! These are delicious! You want some Saber?"
    They were indeed delicious. They tasted like candy clouds dipped in unicorns and sprinkled in dreams.
    In no time at all, the bush was stripped of all the white berries.

    You sit against a tree, your belly bulging.
    The full meal and all the walking you did makes you feel a little sleepy.
    You doze off.

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:37 No.18555802
    rolled 18 = 18

    Fucking Shirou
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:37 No.18555803
    What consensus? Because that's not what I recall happening.
    Besides, as a Device, Kraus has first dibs on Saber. If he doesn't go for her, then sure, she's open game. But after all he's done for us, he deserves first crack at her.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)23:37 No.18555807
    rolled 38 = 38

    Poor, poor Saber.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:37 No.18555808
    rolled 71 = 71

    Maybe we can sleep all the way to Monday.
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:38 No.18555809
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    rolled 54 = 54

    here we go
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:38 No.18555814
    rolled 47 = 47

    I honestly don't know if I want a high roll.
    I want Shirou to suffer a little after this.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:38 No.18555817
    Rolling for Shirou dies.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:39 No.18555822
    It was discussed a while back, basically while she is a device she is also a pretty girl and the discussion ended in favour of her falling into our group

    This was mainly because she is the only device other than Elsie that actually uses her human form very often
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:39 No.18555830
    rolled 50 = 50

    Whoops left these on another board somewhere
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:40 No.18555842
    rolled 68 = 68

    not enough bad rolls for shirou, about to correct that.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:41 No.18555845
    rolled 2 = 2

    stupidity as anti poison go!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:41 No.18555850
    The consensus from the thread it was discussed in.

    It was quite a while back now but it was discussed

    Personally I don't care either way, we have enough women to worry about without adding to the list any more
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:41 No.18555855
    rolled 36 = 36

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)23:41 No.18555856
    rolled 16 = 16

    Quite so. Question is, is high good for Shirou, or good for Hayate?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/02/12(Mon)23:41 No.18555862
    rolled 58 = 58

    Bring in the nat 1's
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:42 No.18555865
    rolled 24 = 24

    very nize!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:43 No.18555885
    I don't recall any such discussion. In any event, it would be Kraus, not us, who would get Saber.

    That said: How is the bureau going to unfuck Shirou's mind? He's almost useless without someone holding his leash.
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:43 No.18555887
    I would only say, if Hayate swags Saber, then he has to take responsibility for Shirou, like raising an unruly step-child.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:44 No.18555889
    rolled 67 = 67

    well at least we won't have to worry about shirou now.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)23:44 No.18555896
    rolled 6 = 6

    Well, the simplest option would be to have some one holding his hand. Perhaps his future alternate self.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)23:45 No.18555903
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    You wake up under the big tree.
    There's no one else there but you.
    The sounds of the forest animals echo through the woods.
    The shadows danced under the trees.
    You are scared and lonely.
    You begin to cry.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:45 No.18555907
    rolled 99 = 99

    so what happens if we roll a nat 1?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:46 No.18555922
    >2 'nat1' 99s
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:47 No.18555928
    That's sort of why I wanted to avoid saber.

    Having to worry about Shirou more than how quickly we can get rid of him is not my idea of fun.

    Check the archives if you don't believe it. I am just saying what has been said before
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:47 No.18555932
    fuck shit goddammit no

    no i will not feel bad for shirou

    fuck, talk to Saber
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)23:47 No.18555935
    rolled 75 = 75

    Let's talk to Saber!
    >> Lookout 04/02/12(Mon)23:48 No.18555939
    rolled 50 = 50

    now would be the perfect time for a Black Rider to come through and wreck his shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:50 No.18555963
    rolled 45 = 45

    so is shirou at least brain dead?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:51 No.18555972
    How can you kill that which doesn't exist?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:51 No.18555981
    >"I need to go harvest some more snowberries for my candies." Melmo, one of the instructors for the advanced classes says to The Dude. #msq
    Shirou is literally a little kid right now. Someone needs to help him.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:51 No.18555984
    rolled 76 = 76

    With fire?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:54 No.18556005
    I will laugh if we run into Shirou now.
    We can punt him if he is little
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:54 No.18556006
    Those things only change your physical appearance, you know. Mentally he was always a 5 year old.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:54 No.18556014

    Cry louder! Maybe big sister Susan will find us!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:55 No.18556016
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:55 No.18556017
    He would have a body to match his mind for the first time in years

    I get the feeling he is going to run into some rather interesting people
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)23:57 No.18556035
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    "Shirou? Are you okay?" A voice asks you from your left.
    You look to see a pink winged wand floating in the air, the star in the center of it shining with each word.
    "W-who are you? I-I'm not Shirou..." You ask it as you wipe your tears with your tiny hands.
    "It's me, Saber. I think something happened." It tells you.
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    Like the techpriest at the electronics store?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:58 No.18556051
    Mahou Shounen Chibi Shirou!
    This is gonna be fun
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)23:58 No.18556055
    Oh shit what
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:02 No.18556103
    Judging by the wand, I think you got the gender wrong there.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:03 No.18556107
    Somewhere, Trude is getting the oddest impulse to go into a forest.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:03 No.18556110
    >I think something happened
    This one has a way with understatement, doesn't she?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)00:04 No.18556119
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    "W-what happened?" You ask her.
    "I don't know. I don't understand this myself, Shirou."
    "I'm not Shirou! I'm Illya!" You tell her vehemently as tears begin to form again.
    "Okay Illya. I think we need help." She tells you "So please stop crying while we go look for Hayate and the others. They might be able to help."
    "Hayate? Hayate-oniichan is here?" you ask her.
    You Like Hayate. You remember him giving you delicious stuff, and being very kind.
    "Yes Illya. Now lets go find them."
    "Okay!" You say as you finally manage to smile.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:04 No.18556122
    Nope, Melmo candies cause age changing so the snow berries must of done that.

    Unless they are what Ryuu uses in his gender swap potion as well but I sort of doubt that
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:04 No.18556125
    ... not just kid-Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:05 No.18556129
    Or I was wrong a fuck and we need to find those berries now
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:05 No.18556140
    Someone who knows the animus please clue the rest of us in here.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)00:05 No.18556142
    rolled 98 = 98

    I am so confused
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:06 No.18556149
    Oh god he's on a vision quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:07 No.18556156
    >Saber tries to take a humanoid form
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/03/12(Tue)00:07 No.18556161
    rolled 12 = 12

    Illya? How the hell . . .
    Okay, my initial plan of using snowberries as Melmo substitutes is dead wrong.

    But it could be used as genderbender. This need a closer look
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:07 No.18556165
    Illya is the daughter of Shirou's adopted father.
    In the series Shirou and Saber are from, Illya got a Berserk Hercules to beat the snot out of people with.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:07 No.18556170

    ...Oh, shit. This is...interesting.


    Also, we must find Hayate! And call him our brother!
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)00:08 No.18556173
    i have no "my brain is full of fuck" reaction image. but if i did i would be using it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:08 No.18556178
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    That is Illya.
    A character from Fate series [same place Shirou is from]
    She's an artificial human.
    And sorta like shirous little sister.

    I guess LG is using her as a template for loli shirou
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:08 No.18556182
    Ilya is the horribly abused and morally twisted but nevertheless quite adorable true daughter of Shirou's adopted father. She comes from a long line of bioengineered magician-golems.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:09 No.18556191
    Presumably the snowberries have funky ass unpredictable effects in their raw form. Melmo can apparently process them into nice reliable agecandy, there might also be other possibilities.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:10 No.18556197
    > She is centuries old or something.

    No, she's only about as old as Shirou, maybe a year older.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)00:11 No.18556203
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    Allow me.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:11 No.18556204
    WHAT IF...
    WHat if snow berries caused a reaction with the KUROU POTION?
    Hence gebderbend+LOLI+new personality
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:11 No.18556205
    Gender swap, age changing etc.
    We could use them to refine our gender swap potion but we probably can't try a age regression potion offhand since we don't really have any memories of actually being a child that aren't PTSD
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:12 No.18556223
    I have only theories on why Shirou would claim to be Illya.

    Maybe he's guilty over not being able to save her, and "adopted" her as a split personality.

    Maybe she actually possessed his body and comes out whenever he goes into child mode.

    Maybe he always wanted to be a little girl and this is just him dicking around.

    That picture was the Kalaedostick, an artifact built by Zelretch which would drastically alter the personality of anyone who wields it. So Shirou may have had himself swapped with Ilya here. Totally fits Zelretch's MO. The fucking prick.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:12 No.18556227
    What if this is a permanent change to the Kurou potion?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)00:15 No.18556244
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    You follow the flying wand and walk on.
    The forest doesnt seem so scary now that you know that Hayate-oniichan is here.

    You walk and walk.
    A large grey mouse appears from behind a tree.
    "MOUSY!" you say as you run up to it for a hug.
    "ILLYA WAIT!" Saber tries to call you back.
    The gun is raised in your direction.

    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)00:16 No.18556255
    rolled 93 = 93

    love you, dice gods.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)00:16 No.18556257
    rolled 10 = 10

    Why? Why did I blow that 98?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:17 No.18556277
    rolled 69 = 69


    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:18 No.18556286
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)00:21 No.18556314
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    "HUUUUUUUG!" You say as you slip under the gun and give the cute creature a big hug.
    "Fumo?" it is clearly bewildered.
    "Hey. Hey. Do you know where Hayate Onii-chan is?" You ask it.
    "Fumomo? fumomomo momofu." It reaches up and taps the headset built into it's helmet.
    "Fumofufu mofumo mofumomo." it says into the mic.
    "Hey, can you take us to oniichan?" You ask it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:22 No.18556327
    Ilya hugs it so hard she hacks it like we do with our hats.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:27 No.18556378
    That is a terrifying thought.
    Given her natural urge to hug almost anything she finds cute we could end up with an army on her hands in a day
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:29 No.18556389
    And if they stay somewhat loyal after Shirou (presumably) reverts, he may have the occasional elite squad of beings capable of reporting our location to him at all times.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:30 No.18556397
    >Fumomo? fumomomo momofu
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)00:30 No.18556401
    no, no, Sakura's Pyro.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:32 No.18556411
    Sakura riding a Bonta
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)00:33 No.18556423
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    "Fumomo." It nods.

    It mentions for you to follow and you do.
    You walk through the woods following the grey mouse, and a fling magic wand following you.

    A few minutes later you come upon what looks like a giant playground in a clearing.
    You see people using guns and shooting at targets at the far side.
    Someone walks up to you and the mousy.
    "Status report?" He asks the mouse.
    "Fumommomomo mofumofufu."
    "I see." He then turns to you.
    "Who are you? What is your purpose of coming here?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:34 No.18556431
    "I'm looking for Hayate Onii-Chan. Is he here?"
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)00:35 No.18556440
    "I'm hungry! hayate onii-chan is going to give me sweets!"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)00:35 No.18556441
    "I... I got lost, and Saber said we should look for Hayate Onii-chan. Have you seen him?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:35 No.18556443
    I'm Ilya! I came to find Hayate niichan cause I got lost
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:35 No.18556447

    "I was lost in the woods looking for Hayate-niisan. I asked this big gray mouse to bring me to him. I'm hungry, where's Hayate-niisan?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:36 No.18556458
    To find Yummies/Hayate-onnichan.
    Consider other mousies for huggability.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)00:38 No.18556475
    >Consider other mousies for huggability.
    Heck yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:39 No.18556492
    We must hug them all
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:42 No.18556511

    Seconding this sentiment.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)00:43 No.18556523
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    "I... I got lost, and Saber said we should look for Hayate Onii-chan. Have you seen him?" you ask him.
    "He is here."
    "He is?!" you ask excitedly.
    "Yes. Unfortunately we are in the middle of training, so he is unavailable right now. Go sit on that log until he is done with the drills I am putting him though." He says as he points to a log near a smoking campfire.
    "Tsk. Stingy." You pout and stick your tongue out at him before you go to the log.
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)00:44 No.18556527
    rolled 36 = 36

    change his mind with hugs
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:44 No.18556530
    Nope, we are gonna find more mousies to hug instead
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)00:45 No.18556538
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:46 No.18556542
    Hug something
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:47 No.18556551

    Find Mousie.

    Get Mousie to play patty-cake.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:48 No.18556559
    Have Saber Materialise into human form. Hug her.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)00:49 No.18556566
    Once the guy's back was turned away from you , you decide to go play.
    You have to sneak away from him first though.

    *roll for sneaky loli*
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:49 No.18556574
    rolled 39 = 39

    The sneakiest loli
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)00:50 No.18556576
    rolled 1 = 1

    sneaky hugs attack!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:50 No.18556579
    rolled 96 = 96

    Solid Loli needs a cardboard box.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:50 No.18556582
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)00:51 No.18556585
    rolled 65 = 65


    Aw, what.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:51 No.18556587
    w2g lookout you just got a loli shot
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)00:52 No.18556600

    Lookout, I value your input, and your help in keeping everybody on track and entertained.

    You are however not allowed to touch the dice until further notice.
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)00:53 No.18556612
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    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/03/12(Tue)00:54 No.18556617
    rolled 60 = 60

    And so history repeats itself. Again.
    Man Lookout, you bring in the most interesting of rolls.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)00:54 No.18556622
    rolled 69 = 69

    That crab needs a goddamn cigar.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:01 No.18556674
    Watch, this HUE will still get Hayate killed while Ilya sits there wondering what she did wrong
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)01:05 No.18556709
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    You manage to sneak around the edge of the clearing and get nearer to the people shooting stuff.
    You of course stay out of the line of fire and hide behind one of the many scarecrows to their left.

    All of them have splotches of green paint on thier bodies.
    A spiky headed boy is covered head to toe in it.
    You watch hayate-oniichan shoot the targets with a pair of pistols.
    He misses sometimes but he looks cool doing it.


    Loli is ded.
    [x] reload
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)01:06 No.18556723
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:07 No.18556725

    >Loli is ded.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)01:07 No.18556731
    rolled 44 = 44

    >Loli is ded.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:08 No.18556735
    Loli hate boolet

    Reload and go find some mousies to hug
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:09 No.18556740

    Did we just hive-mind the big no?
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)01:09 No.18556747
    you bleeding hearts did. I'm laughing my ass off.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:11 No.18556757
    Lookout kills children and laughs about it.

    He is the hero we deserve.
    >> Negayate 04/03/12(Tue)01:12 No.18556764

    AHAHAHA! Another member of the crew joins my flock.


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)01:12 No.18556766

    Who said I'm not laughing too? It's still funny, if unfortunate.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)01:12 No.18556767
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    You manage to sneak around the edge of the clearing and get nearer to the people shooting stuff.
    You of course stay out of the line of fire, and just watch.

    All of them have splotches of green paint on thier bodies.
    A spiky headed boy is covered head to toe in it.
    You watch hayate-oniichan shoot the targets with a pair of pistols.
    He misses sometimes but he looks cool doing it.

    A mousy walks out from behind a tree and says
    "Fummo! Fumomo Fufufumo!"
    "Mister Mousey!!!!" you say as your run for him.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:12 No.18556769
    It may LOOK like a Loli, but that was still Shirou that we gunned down.

    Do we HAVE to reload?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:13 No.18556771
    In Lookout's defense, that loli is made out of Shirou. That kills the sympathy I would've had quite a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:14 No.18556780
    rolled 98 = 98


    Our biggest an BESTEST hug!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:14 No.18556782
    rolled 99 = 99

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)01:14 No.18556783
    rolled 81 = 81

    I'm preemptively sorry for any fuckups this causes.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:14 No.18556784
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:15 No.18556787

    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:15 No.18556789
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)01:15 No.18556790
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:16 No.18556800
    We glomped the fuck out of mousey
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:17 No.18556810
    We still aren't entirely sure here.
    It is made out of Shirou but is it still actually Shirou? I think it might not be
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)01:19 No.18556824
    I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I'm okay if Illya stays.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:19 No.18556825
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    >loli is dead
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:19 No.18556827
    We are gonna be stuck with Ilya for a while and have to explain to the girls why we suddenly have a new loli chasing us around aren't we?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)01:20 No.18556839
    And we won't even really know. Unless Saber can tell the story well enough, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:20 No.18556840
    I would be ok wither staying as well.
    Another addition to our tiramisu of doom team.

    Or even as a Kurou substitute because honestly as much as I liked that joke it is beyond beating a dead horse for it now
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:21 No.18556844
    rolled 40 = 40


    It's not like she wants in our pants, she ants her bro to give hugs and candy.

    So basically she's like another take on Sakura.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:21 No.18556849
    *with her

    Or maybe she can be his sugar overdose form
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:22 No.18556855
    Yeah that's fine but we have to explain how we suddenly picked up ANOTHER friend in the middle of the forest while training with Sousuke.

    Do you really think we have any chance in hell of convincing them?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)01:23 No.18556863
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    >dicegods LOEV loli

    You hug the mousy.
    "Fumo?" it's confused.
    "Mr.Mousy, please don't tell taht mean man where I am, I just want to watch them, I'll be a good girl. I pwomise." you tell him with pleading eyes.
    "Fumo." it nods.

    You continue watching the guys training while still hugging the soft, soft mousy.

    "Sir yes sir!"

    The guys move away from thier line and head towards the fire.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]go to hayate.
    [ ]find mousies
    [ ]other.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:23 No.18556867

    We're going to have Saber backing us up on this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:24 No.18556869
    They are going to start monitoring us just to see if girls pop into existence near us due to our swag
    Ursula is going to have the whole kit tuned on us to see just what we do
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:24 No.18556870
    Go to Hayate, surprise hugs, ask for candy.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:24 No.18556876
    Considering our familiars, I don't think we have to explain shit about making friends. As long as it isn't another girlfriend, no one's going to have any major problems.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:24 No.18556879

    Go find Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:24 No.18556882
    [x]go to hayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:24 No.18556884
    Hayate Onii-chan
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)01:24 No.18556886

    And now, I shall officially take my leave for the night.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:25 No.18556896
    Ride mousey to Hayate, do dynamic glomp entry and ask for candy
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:26 No.18556903
    >dynamic glomp entry
    We have to use this just because.
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)01:26 No.18556904
    [x] go to onii-chan
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:27 No.18556912
    Night Udz

    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:29 No.18556931

    "Seriously Hayate, what the hell?"
    "It wasn't even me this time! Saber, back me up!"
    "It's true. Shirou ate some sort of berry in the woods and turned into.... well...."
    "Shirou managed to magic himself into a little girl in the middle of the woods? That's the most insane thing I've ever heard."
    "Last week Shrirou managed to cause a dimensional breach out of his dorms into the fucking Wonka candy factory with a pickaxe and sheer idiocy alone."
    "I... he WHAT?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:32 No.18556948
    Might want to leave out the candy factory bit. Erica might get ideas.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:34 No.18556961
    It's sealed off so she can't get there anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:35 No.18556963
    It'll also come too close to spoiling our present for her. I'd say the castle itself is enough wtf to get the point across. That's some high tier space alteration.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:35 No.18556966
    "In Wonka land, candy eats you."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)01:36 No.18556969
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    "Hey.. Hey.. Will you help me surprise him?" YOu ask the mousy.
    "Fumo." he says.
    You climb up onto his shoulders and settle yourself in.

    The mousy runs towards Hayate as you bounce around on its shoulders.
    "Wha-?!" he turns to see you charging on your mount.
    You then jump at him and glomp him.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:40 No.18556994
    Also, fags be downvoting the thread in the archive.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:41 No.18557002
    We will just revote it up so I don't know why they bother
    >> MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: an Oniichan is you! Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)01:41 No.18557003
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    After finishing that mornings shooting excercises you and the group head towards the bonfire to prepare lunch.
    YOu still ahve some pint on you after all those mines and bonta shots.

    Touma and Ken are covered from head to toe in the stuff.
    They will penalized by not being allowed to wash it off until you get back home.

    You hear a voice call out from behind you.
    You turn to see a combat bonta charging at you with a little girl in violet on its shoulders.
    Her hair flails in the wind as she jumps and hugs you.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:42 No.18557018
    [x] Catch ballistic loli.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)01:42 No.18557019
    I knew that would happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:42 No.18557022
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:43 No.18557028

    Catch her, return hug, give the entire group a totally bewildered look over her shoulder.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)01:43 No.18557030
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    No Hayate, You are the big-brothers.

    New thread on SUNDAY 2200
    >gotta go.
    >prepping the car for the long drive.
    >Check twitter for possible updates
    >that is, if i can find a connection there.

    See you gents.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:43 No.18557031
    Catch nothing, she is gonna impact us and we will end up on the ground with her either hugging us or standing on our chest
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)01:44 No.18557036
    have a fun trip LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:44 No.18557040
    Minor PTSD: "I always wanted a little brother or sister!"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:45 No.18557045
    Have fun with family LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:45 No.18557049

    Have a good trip yo.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:47 No.18557064
    I thought it was Monday? Oh well works for me either way
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:48 No.18557073
    Monday for LG will still be Sunday 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:48 No.18557075
    >LG gone for a week.
    >Have notes ready to run Armored Core Quest.
    >Finishing my light ass homebrew for it now.

    The stars have aligned apparently. If anybody's interested, I'll probably be starting it up at around 22:00 board time tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:48 No.18557082
    Monday for him, Sunday 4chan server time.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:49 No.18557084
    Monday inna Philippines is SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY onna EST
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/03/12(Tue)01:49 No.18557088
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    MY Monday.
    timezones are confusing
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:49 No.18557090
    Dammit and here I thought i might escape /tg/ for a few days.

    Ah well not like I had anything planned for the next few days anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:51 No.18557101
    I am in Australia which is why it confused me

    That's all good though, have a wedding on the Easter weekend to go to.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:52 No.18557109
    I actually found this quite fun. Playing Shirou because he is so fucking simple is a nice break from Hayate and his life of dodging the other shoe
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)01:53 No.18557123
    >no threads
    >still twitter posts

    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:01 No.18557175
    how is it everywhere we go we somehow manage to get another one? we didn`t even try for this one..........
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:04 No.18557184
    We're even getting the ones we don't want. Under no circumstances do I want to adopt a genderbent loli Shirou.

    And Trude, who I waifu over occasionally, is lost to us forever.

    There is no justice, NO JUSTICE.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:05 No.18557191
    We could get raped by Trude pretty easily if it'll make you feel better.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:06 No.18557197
    She isn't lost forever just out of our reach currently.

    And adopting a gender bent loli Shirou is terrifying but could also lead to some fun and maybe even a few new potions. Plus if she can befriend constructs by hugging like we do by hatting it will be worth it
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:12 No.18557230
    Yeah I am pretty sure once we do out melmo trolling and possibly some cross dressing around her the siscon reflex would override the Tsuntsun reflex of her protecting her friends
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:23 No.18557332
    We are going to have to get the story out of Ilyarou and saber next thread then get them to show us the berries so we can fuck about with them and try to reverse this.

    And keep some on hand so we can experiment
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)02:37 No.18557426

    (insert shitstorm causing comment here)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:38 No.18557435
    Are you that desperate to drink?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:40 No.18557451

    Yooou motherFUCKER!

    How dare you say that! i will now be irate for hours to come.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/03/12(Tue)02:40 No.18557452
    rolled 48 = 48

    Okay then, what will we do if Shirou is stuck in this form? And worse, what if Illyarou becomes permanent and falls for us?

    I do not want a Shirou actively chasing us, even/especially in loli form
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)02:41 No.18557458
    hehe, nope. just thought there might be more mad planning tonight, as this is probably the last thread we'll have till next week.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:42 No.18557465

    See I remember saying we need to beat the stupid out of him back in Wonka land.

    Notice how we wouldn't be in this predicament.

    I will be reminding you guys of this at every opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:44 No.18557472
    >In no time at all, the bush was stripped of all the white berries.
    >falls for us
    Uh. What?
    >> Lookout 04/03/12(Tue)02:45 No.18557479
    how old is Illya? most likely sakura and zuchinni have a new friend, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:48 No.18557511
    Might be multiple bushes around the forest, once we know what to look for it will be easy enough

    Roughly the same age as shirou technically, she is physically and mentally about the same age as Sakura / Luchinni iirc
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 04/03/12(Tue)02:49 No.18557522
    Older then Shirou, her maturity is all messed up. She's a homunculus afterall. Actually, she dies a year after F/SN regardless if she survives in an ending. One of the triggers for Shirou to become like Archer.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:50 No.18557524
    Well since you want plans

    So crazy plans

    Start potion business sell in lots of 8 potions 2x drago, healing, rebounder, molotov for regular pack

    2x drago, rebounder, slider, molotov for combat

    2x light 3x medium 3x large healing for a healing kit

    All those for 2-3 guptas a pack

    Bigass bags of 16 for 5-6 per pack and they can be a full range or a dedicated first aid bag

    Now other potion ideas
    Reading speed / comprehension
    BEAR potions
    Melmo potions
    Refined gender swap potion because some people want it for trolling and other uses
    Chibi potions : make us 1-2 ft tall and an antidote. Makes it good for infiltrating areas or just having fun
    Invis potions: because other people can't go invisible
    Energy potion ( POWER THIRST POTION ) basically condensed energy, will keep you awake and going for it's duration through just about anything but makes you crash hard afterwards
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:51 No.18557532

    New minions
    Mick Dundee SASR kangaroo akubra with corks
    KSK big boss wolf beret and eyepatch
    Regal lion minion cape
    FFL grey fox ( because hayate doesn't know shit about foxes ) undecided hat
    SASR TF2 sniper dingo undecided hat, opposite to KSK wolf
    Pirate shark with a pirate captains hat that shoots laser beams from a badge, possibly captain barbosa personality undecided
    Ronin Tanuki, drinks heavily and skips out on the tab, good friends with Lo they try to keep out of

    Did she have a route in the VN? Can never remember
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:53 No.18557544
    Nope, no Illya route. Fans have been raging about that for quite a few years now.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 04/03/12(Tue)02:53 No.18557545
    No. The nasuverse fandom laughs their collective ass off at the lack of Ilya route. Especially with Len on the Tsukihime/Kagetsu Tohya/Melty Blood side of things.

    She survives in Fate (and dies a year later), dies in UBW (Gilgamesh), dies in Heaven's Feel (self sacrifice to end the Great Grail)

    Now for some fudge.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:54 No.18557556
    Yeah I never got the VN working before I forgot about it really. It would of been interesting I think but I never cares that much to really rage over it
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:55 No.18557562
    I thought Shirou was Archer, it is just a future version of him that may or may not come to pass
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)02:57 No.18557568
    Well, if Lookout wants a shitstorm, I'll try to give him one.

    I know we've decided that the two forms of love potion we've discussed are off limits.

    What about a potion of Brotherly Love? The same strength as a stereotypical love potion, except not romantic/sexual love, but the kind one would feel towards a sibling?

    Alternatively, how about a potion of "I love you, man", which inflicts a very generalized Hippie-style love for all things?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:01 No.18557602
    They already have that.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:01 No.18557603
    Party plans.
    Alice in wonderland ( IRL PTSD moment for one bro so lower priority )
    Victorian London
    Space pirates
    Chibiyate and friends party
    Moonlit gala among the clouds
    Shirou's birthday ( hit the weak spot for maximum trolling )
    Friends birthdays
    Christmas ( in conjunction with Kris )
    BEAR party

    Think I missed some here but that's what I remember

    Also we are running low on our crazy plans, we have achieved many of the ones we had so new crazy plans are always welcome

    Surviving plans are
    Tiramisu of doom, part of the reason for energy potion. Gather loli brigade and feed tiramisu laced with as much sugar, caffeine etc as humanly possible and watch results

    Shrink able grand piano to serenade Keima with

    Various trolling using gender swap, BEAR and age candies / potions
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:03 No.18557614
    The Dude specializes in that, he cornered the market long ago by simply giving it away because he constantly is high on it himself
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:03 No.18557616
    Yes, I know, booze.
    This just does the job quicker, and, potentially, against the target's will.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:05 No.18557624
    I was thinking weed.

    Either way we ain't dealing drugs here.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:06 No.18557625
    Drugs aren't really our thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:07 No.18557640
    Since we have a thing with instruments, and we now have a wizard Yuki, we might as well make a fucking band. I want to see Khorne's face when moe little Yuki starts playing speed metal.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:08 No.18557648
    Landing Gear flat out said that ANY kind of emotion-manipulating potion was a horrible idea and would bring serious retribution on us.

    Mindwipe at the least.

    We should be able to get Shirou changed back, considering the berries are an ingredient in a temporary change candy.

    If nothing else, we can drop her off at an orphanage and praise Meta-Jesus for getting rid of FUCKING SHIROU!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:08 No.18557651
    I fully support more musical performances.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:10 No.18557669
    Feed the bro's BEARS, see how Sousuke, Gai and a few others are wigged out on BEAR mode

    Melmo trolling, call mike grandpa, call Trude oneesan while wearing randosel, troll girls with Keima's help, troll Mio into thinking we are her son from the future ( hair dye and eyepatch may be necessary ), go BEAR cub mode.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:11 No.18557673

    We were planning on expanding our repertoire with a Sax, a piano, and a guitar.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:12 No.18557682
    >try to get rid of Illya
    >"SABER, HALP!"
    >Saber is now BAZAKA
    >Bad End
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:12 No.18557684
    Wouldn't work, Ilyarou would track us down for more yummies and hugs, she is like a cross between a lost puppy and a horror movie villain who just can't die
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:21 No.18557729
    >violin, sax, piano, and guitar
    And then we became the Butler Formerly Known as Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:23 No.18557737
    Well mind altering drugs aren't
    Performance enhancing ones are
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:37 No.18557819
    I was thinking we would end up more like Bono but less of a cunt
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/03/12(Tue)03:45 No.18557863
    Holy cow! Shirou become a... cute loli! That mean that Shirou have now three personality...
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:46 No.18557870

    Wonder how long it'll take him to catch up with us....
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)03:47 No.18557873
    This can't be healthy for him.

    Then again, maybe if his hyperactivity is split 3 ways he'll be more normal as Shirou.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/03/12(Tue)05:18 No.18558380

    If you mean me. Yes I have little problem catching up because of sleep, work and more works...

    If you mean Shirou, yes he need alot of time to catch up, but if he could learn to control his personality. He could be a unpredicable fighter.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)06:21 No.18558628
    Or maybe it will get mainly drained into Ilya ( doubtful ) and he ends up with the two other forms as a yin yang sort of thing.

    Ilya is trigged by massive amounts of sugar or energy potion where Kurou is still triggered by a slap
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)10:12 No.18559654
    >"going already mio?" "do not worry dear husband i shall be back" "husband?" "yes. Youre my husband hayate us my wife. Ahahaha" #msq

    Looks like she's claimed Ryuu. Ouch, poor guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)10:19 No.18559687
    >She gathered all her courage and walked after the door was opened for her. She steps inside with all eyes there fixed on her. #msq

    >Erica watches her silently as she walks in. Her blonde hair bobbing with each step. "what can we do for you this late at night?" #msq

    Welp. Perrine's about to make her announcement.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)10:19 No.18559689
    We're reading you, I can't respond via twitter though, due to some collateral damage during a certain crusade against spam bots
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)10:37 No.18559788
    Moar tweets:
    >"another one?! You attract them like flies!" erica says. "christ, you need a bag over your face when you go out!" her face meets palm #msq

    "interaction optimal. Course projected 25s-2." nagato studies a jumble of symbols. "lets hope he stays clear of 25d-3" kyon says. #msq

    Followed by >>18559687


    >"she proceeds as predicted." "good, continue observing." "and the package?" "consider it unimportant at this time." #msq

    Followed by >>18559654

    And that's it so far.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)11:01 No.18559898
    Also, after some wiki reading, and considering Loli Illya with Saber taking on the Kaliedostick form, I am inclined to believe we may be dealing with the Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA☆ILLYA variant.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/03/12(Tue)11:28 No.18560054

    I'm not even surprised about it. If I where Mio, I will find Ryuu as perfect husbands because he is a handsome bartender who could serve drinks for her.

    It will be very interesting if she ask Ryuu and Hayate about having threesome...
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)11:32 No.18560078
    Not happening unless she's officially in the family. We don't cheat on our girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)11:34 No.18560085
    And I have a feeling that girls might veto her if she pursues Ryuu sexually. Not that it matters since Mio explicitly stated that when the time comes, she isn't going to ask, she's just going to fuck us.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)11:51 No.18560162
    But these are tweets and we have no clue who she is taking to.

    For all we know it could be Kharn even.

    After all I don't see her calling anyone weaker than her husband

    And I think that when that day comes she will pretty much kick the door down tell the girls she wants it and get started while they are shocked / considering what to do
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)11:52 No.18560165
    I honestly think it's Trude.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)11:53 No.18560168
    Most likely
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:05 No.18560213
    I wonder, did Trude find Chris in this version and what has she done since?

    Thought with her issues about losing her she would of had her move into the bureau dimension as well
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:07 No.18560223
    >she will pretty much kick the door down tell the girls she wants it and get started while they are shocked / considering what to do

    Why HELLO dishonorable discharge for abuse of power and conduct unbecoming an officer!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:10 No.18560231
    She's the Hero of Japan! She doesn't give a fuck! She only takes them! Hahaha!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:13 No.18560248
    > she will pretty much kick the door down tell the girls she wants it and get started while they are shocked / considering what to do
    And then they'll finish considering, Nanoha will knock Mio out with excessive amounts of Divine Shooter, and then she will be properly punished.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:16 No.18560266
    We have been over this before, no one will give a fuck because it would sour relations with the SWD which has a much higher rate of usable trainees than use about any of the others in the area the bureau is in.

    Swept under the rug and relocated most likely
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:17 No.18560269
    Heroes get away with crazy shit in war when it's helping them do their job.

    Hero status doesn't give them a free pass to act however they want on liaison duty.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:18 No.18560274
    Sure, but do you expect Mio to listen to reason?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:18 No.18560275
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:20 No.18560289
    Who says it's the Bureau who is going to do the punishing? Mio's just a liaison, not a Bureau officer. This would be an IJN court martial, and kicking down the door and then sexing up your direct subordinates (without their initial consent) is a definitely a court-martial offense.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:21 No.18560293
    I don't need to spell it out do I?

    Anyway like Mike said. Mostly the bureau keeps the fuck out of their agents personal lives, as long as you do your job they don't really care what you get up to outside of work
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:23 No.18560307
    Wouldn't come to their attention without bureau clearance. Remember the whole editors setting is basically people acting like the eldar. Don't tell anyone outside your group shit and follow your own inscrutable plans
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:24 No.18560311
    We aren't Mio's subordinate

    The whole thing would be played out as anime shenanigans more than anything like real life anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:25 No.18560320
    >implying that Mio is stupid

    She wouldn't have made Lt. Commander in the IJN if she didn't have SOME sense. Hero witch or no, when you are more trouble than you're worth militaries don't hang on to you any longer than the instant the crisis is over.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:25 No.18560323
    Well, this is the IJN though. Now, I only have IJA stories to go on, but a superior striking a subordinate was not only not a cause for a court martial, but actually expected.

    But most importantly, the IJN did not, and does not, follow the UCMJ or its related versions.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:31 No.18560357
    This is anime rules.
    Sexual assault, physical assault etc are brushed off because it is played for laughs

    Remember as well witches are night untouchable in the SW setting as well, the only reason they get so much shir in the 501st is they are the first attempt at a real unit of witches and they are all the aces from around the world.

    Seriously people like that used to just about have a golden "do anything" badge because unless they were really out of line to the tune of killing allies / civvies often they were too useful to dump
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:34 No.18560372
    That's why any punishment for Mio is going to come from Erica, Ursula, Hina and Nanoha.

    And maybe Perrine, if she's in at that point.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)12:34 No.18560374
    Then add Hero of Japan and Witch on top of that, and she really does have a free pass for her shenanigans with home.

    Sure, she may get a dressing down, perhaps some docked pay? But so long as it doesn't really effect performance, she'll be fine, and get on with being Sakamoto Mio, and not give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:39 No.18560418
    Most likely yes.
    I could see her totaling out room in the process easily enough as well
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:42 No.18560435
    You know guys, something just hit me. The ultimate way to troll MC Pilot and get back at him: We fuck his sister in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:42 No.18560439
    So since it seems we are gonna be stuck with lolirou for the time being what should we actually do with her? Throw a bag of assorted candy one way and run the other? Try and teach her to be less derp with a carrot and even bigger carrot method? Try and pass her off onto Trude?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:43 No.18560445
    Dunno. We have almost an entire week to decide.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:44 No.18560451
    She would probably kick our ass for even attempting to get into her pants

    She would probably help us in trolling him though

    Not to mention that is about the one line you do not cross ever
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:47 No.18560478
    We should see that she gets a copy of the picture we took of him and his crew though
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:50 No.18560499
    >implying that she could resist the swag
    >implying that we give a fuck about crossing "lines"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:53 No.18560511
    Very much this.

    Though technically, if we passed them out she already got one, but we didn't know she existed because of the shenanigans of writing about the future of a story that's still in progress.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)12:58 No.18560539
    Well I think she might of been off base at the time or we just didn't meet her it will be explained as

    And we never handed them out, we only gave the gnomes hard copies and the girls device copies
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)13:00 No.18560555
    Of course we give a fuck. Hayate gives all the fucks. If we didn't give any fucks we never would have gone to rescue Shirou.

    Personally, I hope LG leaves Robin out of it. Mainly because she's Planefag's creation, and we don't need any more shitstorms, but also because there isn't that much to work with for her, really.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:01 No.18560559
    Well we generally do, which is why we don't go out actively trying to swag girls.

    And she is a possible lesbian so and definite bruiser given she plays rugby and grew up with NGAF as her brother.

    Either way it is up to LG what happens
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:03 No.18560577
    Agreed. The gnomes are fair game since they were well fleshed out already, Robin being a new character is too open to shitstorms occurring if she is there and done differently
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:04 No.18560584
    Nanoha was a possible lesbian, and we grabbed her just fine.

    And honestly, we crossed the sisters line long ago when we decided we wanted Ursula at the same time as Erica.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)13:09 No.18560620
    Twins is a very different line. If nothing else, Ursula was added with Erica's blessing, and in fact, help.

    As they said, they're sisters, and they've been sharing a long time.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:17 No.18560669
    Twins is a big difference since they both decided they liked us and didn't mind sharing

    Sisters and in particular little sisters are a fucking nuke waiting to go off. You step wrong and the wrath of the gods comes down thanks to older siblings, Trude with the twins is a good example. If she actually wanted to kill us we would of been dead as it was she wanted to hurt us

    NGAF wouldn't bother it would be bad end no reload
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:19 No.18560678
    What if we have Susan with us the next time we visit SWD?

    Could she theoretically pick up Kathy and/or Cupcakeski?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:24 No.18560709
    That would be worth trying.
    I would rather have them as partners in shenanigans than another thing to be screwing though.

    We must have our trolling potions done before we go back there though, gender swap, BEAR and melmo potions minimum.

    Took many plans to use them for us not to have them ready
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:35 No.18560776
    And he'd what? Try to kill us, when all of the witches think we're hilarious? When we have a fucking time stop function?

    Let him try. The witches would beat him senseless if he even lay a finger on us, and that precludes him even managing to beat us in a fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:45 No.18560848
    I think that seducing and sexing a man's sister specifically to "get" him in a harmless prank war is overboard, and unbecoming of a gentleman such as ourselves.

    I'm all for sending her a copy of the picture, though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)13:48 No.18560883
    He's a gnome, mate. A mechanics gnome. Suddenly, the watch doesn't want to work, and the witches know when to not get in the way of brotherly wroth.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:48 No.18560884
    He just about scared his flight crew to death because they sent his sister letters and gifts.

    Also he is the mechanics gnome, the Cassiopeia would break as we tried to use it if he was that pissed

    Staying out of that whole situation is a better idea anyway, this is a prank war. We win it by having better technology on our hands for it because we won't win in experience
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)13:55 No.18560945
    I don't think there's any dissension on sending her a copy of the picture if/when we learn of her. Even if we have to send it all the way to America.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)13:57 No.18560969
    I just had an idea that's either Brilliant or Horrible, I'm not sure which.

    In the next batch of recruits from SWD, we get Ian, Sean, MC-NGAF, and Robin.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)14:00 No.18560996
    Adding SWQ original chars in is asking for a shitstorm, it was bad enough when we were there and they were acting in character

    Interacting for short periods of time is ok, prank war is ok. Permanency not ok
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)14:01 No.18561008
    No, for several reasons. One is that the gnomes aren't magically powerful enough to become agents. Gnome magic is more of the subtle sort.

    The major reason is, of course, that they are OCs from an another quest, and one is the MC of that quest. That's not something you do without prior permission, and even then that's a major shitstorm on the horizion.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)14:12 No.18561108
    And MOST importantly, they'd officially protest a posting to the bureau all the way. They're pilots; this is effectively taking their wings and putting them in a desk job, and this desk job doesn't even have the small perk of still working with aircraft.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/03/12(Tue)14:13 No.18561118

    About Loli-Shirou, we can't leave simple her even she is actually Shirou. If we must keep on training let one of the bonta to take care of her until Loli-Shirou become Shirou again.

    If it don't wear off yet then we need get help from Ryuu or Dr McNinja to cure Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)14:20 No.18561184
    Yeah I think leaving her with the hacked Bonta is probably the best bet. I think we should try to fix it though since it is alchemy training and we could end up getting those berries or even a small plant to grow in our bottle palace
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)14:32 No.18561279
    I don't think we should attempt fixing it, since we're low on Panacea, and it's one thing to take our own health into our hands, but quite another to risk another student who is currently unable to give their informed consent.
    We should leave curing Shirou to the professionals.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)14:40 No.18561364
    Who said we would mess with paancea?
    We have the basic grounding for undoing majaikal effects, we can try and find the berries so we can analyze them and see what we can do.

    Worst comes to worst we have Ilya pop up randomly like Kurou

    Anyway it is in character to try and help so we might as well get something out of it
    >> Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)14:48 No.18561444
    We need Panacea if we're going to be messing with potions, because of the possible side effects.
    And no, we DON'T have any kind of training on how to undo majaikal effects. That's what the Panacea that Ryuu gave us was for.

    Worst case scenario is that we accidentally create a poison.
    It's in-character to help, but not to be so stupid as to experiment with potions without a way to clear out their effects.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/03/12(Tue)14:50 No.18561454
    We don't even know if it was alchemical effect, which I mention since Ryuu specifically gave us the Panacea for alchemy related mishaps.

    I agree, we should leave the curing to those who are fully trained and have experience with this shit.

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