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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: The Other Side. Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)08:07 No.18511609  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.
    This kind of fun is BADONG.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You get Jakob out and the bottle of panacea. As you did before, you ask him to be on standby with a glass of the stuff if something appears to go wrong.

    You look at the beaker in your hand.
    The black syrupy thing bubbling and letting out wisps of purple smoke.
    You bring it to your mouth and chug.
    It... it tasted like dr pepper. this is what you thought as you swallowed.

    You feel warm.
    You shake off your top, and quickly get yourself into the shower.

    >And now for something completely different
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:09 No.18511624
    I have a bad feeling about this...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:09 No.18511629
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    What is going on.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:10 No.18511631
    OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:10 No.18511634
    How /a/ is this quest, on a scale of 0 to Lucky * Star?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)08:11 No.18511638
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    you shake off all your clothes and blast yourself with cold water.
    "Sir are you alright?" jakob asks as he follows you, his little bunny fee hopping across the wet tile.
    "Help J! HELP!" you yell out as you drench yourself.
    He hurriedly hands you the glass of Panacea and you chug it down.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:11 No.18511639
    We've gone back to when we tested the genderswap potion.
    Except this time it's going to be permanent.
    It's fairly /a/ but also fairly /AWESOME/. Read the archives.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:11 No.18511640
    That was this morning when we tried the gender swap potion.

    We are at the shops now
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:12 No.18511643
    Hayate no Gotoku + SWAG

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:12 No.18511646
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)08:12 No.18511647
    about as high as a Comiket cosplay area in the 90's
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:12 No.18511648
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:13 No.18511649
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    rolled 29 = 29


    More commenting on the fact that apparently, LG no longer requires sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:13 No.18511650
    wtf is happening, this was not happening last threa-

    oh athena thing.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:14 No.18511655
    You mean LXIX.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:14 No.18511657
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    I can't wait to see when Hayate has to fight Vicious with only his fists.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:14 No.18511658

    Rated R for

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:15 No.18511660
    Well since he mentions the thread number I thought of the rules of the Internet
    Rule 63 every male character has a female version
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:15 No.18511661
    Too /a/ for me! I am allergic to large doses of Japan.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:16 No.18511666
    Then leave.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)08:16 No.18511668
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    The burning heat leaves you.
    You are now shivering under the cold water blasting from the shower.

    You step out and J hands you a towel.
    "Uhh Sir. You better take a look at yourself." he tells you.
    You turn to the large mirror over the sink.
    In front of you is a cute blue haired girl with red eyes.
    She has an average height and small breasts.
    Shapely hips and skin as white as you have ever seen.
    You lean closer to look at her, and she does the same.
    That's when you realize that it's you.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:18 No.18511672
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:19 No.18511678
    We seem to have gone full Susan up in here. I don't really mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:19 No.18511679
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:23 No.18511699
    oh god, this

    this is LG's "gift" to those fetishesist isn't it?

    i am going full ninja on this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:24 No.18511718
    Actually this is his trolling for us trying it.
    And a callback to the first couple of threads where we ended up going to hit on a fine looking thing which was our own reflection
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:24 No.18511720
    > boyfriend keeps pestering me to read this quest
    > Liked SWQ, which he also recommended
    > Finally decide to stop in and read it
    > Get this

    OP, explain this bullshit. Quickly.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:25 No.18511726

    go read archives
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:25 No.18511727
    Don't expect to understand anything if you just drop in the middle of things.

    You will have to read the archives to understand just about anything that goes on beyond this is Hayate from HnG getting thrown into a Nanoha type universe
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:26 No.18511729
    It's thread number 69, we seem to have gone on a tangent involving the gender bender potion that we've been fiddling with.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:26 No.18511731
    I understand that the main character just got turned into a chick with no input from anyone, but it spanned multiple (small!) posts anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:27 No.18511734
    This is the result of our actions before so we had lots of input in it.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/30/12(Fri)08:27 No.18511738

    i have been wondering for a while now, what is this SWQ?

    [sorry i am one of the /a/xiles that arrived last week]
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:28 No.18511745
    Strike witches quest
    Male pilot avoiding advances and trolling everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:28 No.18511746
    Strike Witches Quest. Pretty good! You should stop in.
    Oh, okay. Noted for later, going to poke the archives when I get back from class.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:29 No.18511749
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    Take Strike Witches, add some reality and a number of dashes of awesome and a heaping spoonful and War is Hell, and Shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:31 No.18511762
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    Like they need any gifts. They've been running the show since forever. I'm just gonna drop a countertroll and go to bed.

    Unless LG happens to be of the Zessica master race, in which case I just gave him a gift. I'll call it a win/win scenario.
    >> Potential Writefag 03/30/12(Fri)08:32 No.18511775
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    Welcome to Mahou Shounen Quest. Home of magical butlers, their magic tea sets, waifu shenanigans, and unlabelled gender-swap potions.

    Potential Writefag here from over in MetaQuest. I have to admit, Landing Gear; every time I see this quest up I kinda go "Bweh?" How the hell do you have this ungodly quest thread posting stamina?

    >mfw the sheer speed this quest has caught up to and nearly surpassed MetaQuest

    But seriously, bro. Keep up the good work. May lurk your quest today and give a shot at starting on a proper IDPKB splat... I must admit the thought of trying to go through the archives of this for background info sends a little shiver down my spine. Maybe I should finish the TSAB one first before trying to tackle IDPKB.....
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:35 No.18511784
    Well we have had surprisingly little background on the IDPKB as a whole beyond it is too small to really be a player in the meta cold war which means that both the TG and TSAB put up with them becuase they have bigger fish to fry and we are just useful enough to avoid being stomped.
    That's about all you will get from the archives

    LG did a setting PDF as well I think
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)08:35 No.18511786
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    "It was a success?" you ask yourself.
    "But... I drank Panacea." you think "How can this happen?"
    "Sir. Do you require anything?" J asks.


    >please treat this as a legitimate part of the story as it is.
    >act in character at the very least.
    >paths may align, stories might intertwine, this timeline may affect the main one
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/30/12(Fri)08:36 No.18511790

    well me personally have not seen strike witches anime.

    i will read the archives later when i have the time.
    took me 3 days of reading to catch up with this one
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:36 No.18511791
    Dread explaining this to Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:37 No.18511797
    FRET. WORRY. CONCERN. Maybe put some pants on.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:37 No.18511799
    It isn't bad if you just watch it without expecting a masterpiece.

    I quite liked it because it as somewhat like K-On but with airplane legs and aliens instead of music
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:37 No.18511800
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    "Well we have no idea how long the effects will last.

    For now, continue with the usual routine. Lets not unduely alarm the girls.

    Kraus, please keep track of the time when the transformation took place. Lets see how long before the Panacea takes effect."

    >scientific method go
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/30/12(Fri)08:37 No.18511801
    So its tied with (male)Hayate's path. Interesting

    Ask Kraus for a full body scan. And his thoughts on this new "experiment" of ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:38 No.18511808
    WW II, aliens attack, witches are the only defense but they need more go fast than brooms can give, thus they stick magic plane engines to their legs and refuse to wear pants.

    Put on some pants, finish our shower. Make breakfast, we'll see Ryuu later in the day but for now no reason to unduly worry about it.

    Do whatever quick tests we can to ensure our physical capabilities are still up to par, check Magaik consumption, grope ourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:39 No.18511813
    We haven't checked EVERYTHING yet. Look down, because we apparently didn't think of checking the most important thing.

    After that, PANIC. We need to get to Ryuu ASAP.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:39 No.18511815

    check for "bugs"

    body scans,drug test, frontal/rectal exams 5x, etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:40 No.18511818
    You don't really need to have seen the series, just a quick wikidive will be enough. You only need to look up basic character appearance and behaviour.
    You will be tested on your knowledge of World War Two air combat and associated aircraft, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:40 No.18511819
    >paths may align, stories might intertwine, this timeline may affect the main one
    >this timeline may affect the main one

    You magnificient bastard. Now it's not just timeline-hopping, it's universe-hopping too?

    Let's start with a generic functions test. Better see if it actually worked and certain parts... feel right.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:45 No.18511835
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    >LG getting 503 errors

    Don't die on us, LGGGGG
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)08:45 No.18511836
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    >perform tests
    "Nah, I'm fine J." You answer him in your now slightly higher voice. "I guess the potion was a success."

    "Kraus, run a continuous timer from when the transformation started. And give me a quick full body scan." you tell your Device as you dry yourself off and get dressed.

    You put your clothes back on and step out of the bath.
    Kraus taking his time doing that scan.
    You decide to do something else as he does it.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:47 No.18511842
    "Kraus, do a body scan, see if there are any traces of that potion still in my body, any foreign substances or majaik residue.
    "Jakob, please take Lo and begin our regular morning preparations; I don't want to unduly alarm the girls if we can help it.
    "If this doesn't wear off in an hour, I'll see if Ryuu is available."

    Remember, this is still the day of the combat trials.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:47 No.18511846
    Grope our tits, just to check. Make breakfast, do we have a large pile of women/men in our bed?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:48 No.18511850
    Get breakfast started and check over our equipment.
    We still do have our three matches to fight today
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:48 No.18511853
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    >Today being day of combat evaluation.

    Wait to see if it wears off within the next 1/2 hour. Continue today's daily routine. Prep breakfast and sousuke's bread.

    Once its apparent we're not switching back, begin combat function tests: materialisation, bunny mode, timestop.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/30/12(Fri)08:49 No.18511857
    I guess the only thing we can do is go about the daily routine.

    Prepare breakfast for the girls, bread for Sousuke, ready stuff, yada yada yada.

    Also mentilate this to Mike, to give him a heads up. Or not for maximum trolling and shenanigans.

    Check our body ourselves while Kraus scans too. We need to see if the potion is perfect and didnt leave any sort of weird growths or whatnot.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:51 No.18511869
    Get breakfast ready, lunches packed and prepared. Bake Sousuke's bread.
    Give the Panacea 45 minutes to work. If we're not male by then, check our combat abilities to see if they're affected.
    If an hour passes and we're still not male, leave the familiars and a note, and go find Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:51 No.18511880
    Good plan
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:52 No.18511886
    Bread for the gun nut, breakfast for harem (WHO ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SO WELL) and abilities testing.
    I think we can skip the inventory check.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:53 No.18511893

    SWQ is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dg3Us9ld2g&feature=player_detailpage#t=25s this but put them in an airplane and add a healthy dose of Witch antagonizing shenanigans.

    Get Ryuu or The Doctor to help you out.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:53 No.18511894
    Well Erica will love it.
    Hina and Ursula maybe less
    Nanoha will love it as soon as she realizes what happened
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)08:56 No.18511912
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    Don't skip it. We will still need to run a check and inventory, meta knowledge, notwithstanding.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)08:57 No.18511920
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    >daily routine
    >equipment check
    >'Equipment' check

    You bring out Ted and Lo to help get started on breakfast.
    "My word Hayate! You've changed quite a bit since we last saw each other. Did you get a haircut?" Ted asks
    "Friend Hayate now girl?" Lo asks
    "J will explain everything to you guys. Right now, I'd appreciate it if you'd get started on breakfast as I work on my equipment."
    "Righty-o." Ted says as the three of them head into the kitchen

    You unload your folio and lay out all equipment you have on you and do a quick inventory check.
    Your hats.
    Your bike.
    The shotgun. [no cartridges]
    The pistols. [hollywood mags]
    5 canisters of molotov balls.
    2 paintball guns
    the NGAF glasses
    the rape whistle
    your flask
    your urumi
    your arm blades
    the ballgag and lube
    the saddle
    the sleepingbag
    your violin
    the bottle of healing blue
    the Cassiopeia
    And the dagger from the emperor.

    Everything seems in order.
    "Kraus. You finished with that body scan yet?" you ask him
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/30/12(Fri)08:58 No.18511925
    Wow, the dice gods dont like us today, do they?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:00 No.18511938
    [x] check self out on mirror while on scan

    'Holy shit i have i have a firmer butt than my GF'
    -grope- -grope- -grope-

    -see self groping own ass-

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:00 No.18511939
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    LG, the cosmetic magic like the clothes frau could project. Does that extend to voice changing? If so, we might want to adjust our voice to our male voice so as not to cause a panic.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:01 No.18511944
    Has nothing on our duel with Mike.
    4 nat 1's two of which were in the same batch
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:05 No.18511966
    Good, better get those bad rolls out before it starts to matter!

    >lchild service
    Captcha, what.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)09:07 No.18511981
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    "I guess that's good." you tell him. "how long has it been since the transformation?"
    "25 minutes 42 seconds."

    You begin testing your combat capabilities.
    You try moving your new body.
    The shorter arms are putting off your aim, the shorter legs might put you at a disadvantage when kicking.
    You're lighter though. So that's a plus.
    And your slightly shorter stature gives you a lower center of gravity.

    You quickly summon cutlery. Rapidly producing knives forks and spoons.
    The larger pieces of silverware posing no problem as well.
    You try out your invisibility.
    It works and nothing feels wrong.
    You test out your time stop.
    For ten seconds you manipulate a knife and a saucer. It still works.

    You then try out bunnymode.
    **ROLL EM**
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:08 No.18511992
    rolled 22 = 22

    Are we going to wear a male butler outfit for bunnymode?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:08 No.18511996
    I just realized.
    We are in an alternate universe
    Keima is confused about his feelings for us
    We just turned into a girl

    I know we shouldn't but I have a massive urge to go mess with his head
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:08 No.18511999
    rolled 52 = 52

    H-here I go!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:08 No.18512002
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:08 No.18512003
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    rolled 99 = 99


    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:09 No.18512006
    rolled 37 = 37

    Oh dear god yes
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:09 No.18512008
    rolled 45 = 45

    What now?
    And in the main timeline, we went to Mike first, then Ryuu.
    Given the unintended side-effect we're feeling here, maybe we should see Ryuu first, then go see Mike.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)09:09 No.18512013
    No. Frau's doesnt. and the limited stuff that kraus can do absolutely cant.

    Some devices in the bureau could though.
    [copycat ken as an example]
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:09 No.18512014
    rolled 59 = 59

    Dating sim reject mode go!
    Or fail and make neko mode
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:11 No.18512026
    100 guptas says Shirou totally doesn't comprehend what has happened and Kurou San won't affect us when we see him
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:12 No.18512030
    rolled 85 = 85


    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:13 No.18512037
    We go to Keima, then Ryuu

    "Keima help me! I fucked up bad!" Then start crying.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:15 No.18512044
    its OVER 9000

    our speed will be so fast, everyone will be moving in slomo
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:15 No.18512045
    Ryuu then Keima
    Find out we can't do anything then go cry on him again

    Wonder how Mio will take it?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:15 No.18512046
    And yes, we do so in Bunnymode
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)09:16 No.18512054
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    Your bunnymode costume appears around you, all seems normal.
    You move at your enhanced speed for the full duration of the bunnymode.
    Noting not much difference except the slightly slower speed brought about by your now shorter legs.

    As bunny mode powers down, you ask Kraus for a time check again.
    "32 MINUTES." he tells you.
    "Alert me once an hour has passed."

    WIth all your combat capabilities tested, you pop back into the bathroom
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:16 No.18512055
    Hell yes.
    We bunnymode there because we need to get there quickly
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:17 No.18512062
    She'll probably just HA HA HA us and offer us a drink.
    Which we obviously should not accept.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:19 No.18512067
    HA HA HA now you will make a proper wife! MY wife...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:19 No.18512068
    >Noting not much difference except the slightly slower speed
    >slower speed
    Well shit, this is a downgrade. And could prove fatal in our fight with Tama.

    We need to get to Ryuu if this doesn't wear off.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:19 No.18512069
    Rule one of post genderbend potion activities, don't immediately go to the aggressive, drunk witch who wants us to be her wife. It ranks slightly above don't spend your entire day groping yourself, at least get something done.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:19 No.18512071
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    I approve.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:20 No.18512075
    >you pop back into the bathroom

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:21 No.18512077
    But we're lighter and have a lower center of gravity, we'll make up for it in maneuverability and quick directional changes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:22 No.18512082
    She is sleeping in Ryuu's bar remember.

    We need some of these puchimasu running around. Or as dolls, the girls would love them
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:24 No.18512096
    Calculated risk, the advice and experience from Ryuu outweighs the threat of Mio, especially given that there is an ample supply of alcohol and Ryuu, about as responsible and understanding a person as possible, there to keep us safe. Just don't get trapped with her in a locked room.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:24 No.18512101
    Not that we now the IC so we are going to have a bit of a shock
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:24 No.18512103

    we also take more damage when hit

    just hope we get some high rolls when the fight comes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:25 No.18512112
    where is that mybodyislady pic when you need it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:26 No.18512120
    Make sure we have rebounder on before we start fighting.
    Problem solved

    Like to see his reaction to us being a girl now
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)09:31 No.18512142
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    You are no pervert.
    Far from that.
    You are an alchemist, and you just want to know what exactly the potion did to you.
    It's just a coincidence that you have to do that by stripping and checking out your now female body.

    You are no pervert.
    You tell yourself as you cup your breasts.
    Small and cute, just the right size to fit in your hands.

    You are no pervert.
    You remind yourself as you move a hand lower.
    Exploring your new reproductive organ.

    You are no pervert.
    You try and tell yourself as you begin to feel pleasure.
    Your own ministrations showing you what a female body could feel and experience.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:33 No.18512151

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:34 No.18512153
    and then Erica walked in and was perverted enough for us both the end
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:34 No.18512155
    Yeah we are, I wonder what the chances are that Erica bursts in about now.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:35 No.18512160
    Of course we aren't a pervert, we want to check this from a purely scientific standpoint. By testing everything... Starting with why it feels so good
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)09:35 No.18512161
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    Outside, Erica wakes up as your familiars cook.
    She does what she normally does in the mornings and gropes the nearest person there is.
    "KYAH!" Hina has also woken up.

    You quickly get redressed. And think of what to do.
    [ ]try and hide it
    [ ]reveal
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:35 No.18512166
    Stop that! Stop that right now!

    Can you imagine how mad Erica would be if she missed out on this?
    No, no. If we need to take this body for a test drive, we have Erica help us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:36 No.18512171
    She will know regardless. Might as well tell them what happened and get it over with
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:36 No.18512173
    Just walk in as if it's no big deal, if they comment on it, look down, look back at them and say "So it would appear, could you please pass the rice?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:37 No.18512178
    We can't hide it from the girls anyway, I bet.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:37 No.18512179
    They'll find out anyway.
    [x] reveal
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:37 No.18512183
    I'm sure that this is only a temporary change and is part of the learning experience. We have Ryuu and Dr. McNinja on the Bureau's staff; this situation will be fixed.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:37 No.18512186
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:38 No.18512190

    Reveal. We have no reason not to be honest with our girls.

    Besides, they of all people shouldn't have an issue with it. After all, it's just a wacky potion acting up as far as anyone knows IC.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:40 No.18512211
    It definitely will be a learning experience once Erica gets over her shock
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:41 No.18512216



    erica: ...........
    erica: "Let me guess, your here to confess to hayate"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)09:48 No.18512258
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    You walk out of the bath as the two girls sit at the table being served by J.
    "Oh Christ. Not another one." Erica mumbles into her cup.
    "So, where's hayate?" She asks you.
    Hina just observes you.
    "No. It's not like that." you begin to say.
    "HAYATE?! IS THAT YOU?!" Hina blurts out after she connects the dots.
    Erica spits out a mouthful of coffee.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:49 No.18512268
    "At your service, ladies."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:50 No.18512279
    "At your service, mistress.
    "One of my experimental potions seems to have had unforeseen consequences.
    "But I'm sure it's only temporary. I'll be meeting with my alchemy teacher later, and I'm sure this will get sorted out."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:51 No.18512280
    "Uhm... hi, girls? I guess I screwed up a potion. Kinda. Slightly.
    ...I fucked up big times, right?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:51 No.18512281
    So it turns out the gender swap potion isn't all that hard to make, it's undoing it that seems to be the problem
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:51 No.18512287
    This, along with "And it seems that the thing I've been thinking of for Keima apparently works..."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:53 No.18512297
    In the flesh, oh my gorgeous maidens.

    Potion testing, it seemed to have worked. I'm going to see Ryuu before tests, would you care for some breakfast?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:53 No.18512299
    >LGs retweets
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:53 No.18512300

    i'd combine these
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:54 No.18512306


    >only temporary

    pffffffffffffft hahahahahaha
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:56 No.18512320
    >I'm not a pervert, I'm doing this for SCIENCE, I rub it again. #msq #haiku

    Okay. I laughed.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:58 No.18512326
    >only temporary
    Oh yes, I know that it's not going to be that easy. It's just more amusing if Hayate thinks it is going to be that easy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)09:58 No.18512328

    "For certain values of "Hayate", yes."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:01 No.18512345
    We must grope Erica and see what it is like while yelling that
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)10:05 No.18512378
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    "At your service, my ladies." you bow to them
    "Wh-what happened? WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?!" Erica asks
    "Erica please. Avoid yelling, we don't want to Ursula."
    "I'm testing out a potion right now." you avoid telling them that the cure didn't work, to keep them from worrying.
    "And this is it's effect." you make a motion down your torso.
    "Wait... You turned yourself into a girl?" Hina asks.
    "Yes. I tried recreating the potion that the baited all of us on the first day of classes." you tell her.
    "Sooo. You're a real girl?" Erica asks you as she shovels some food into her mouth. "This isnt a joke is it?"
    You sit yourself for breakfast as you tell them more details of the potion.

    Nanoha walks in through the door as Ursula wakes up.
    "Hello. Who are you?" Nanoha asks
    "Where's Hayate?" Ursula asks as she puts on her glasses.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:05 No.18512379
    Hey Erica I need some help
    Ursula and Hina are just dumbstruck while we go full lesbian on the table
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:07 No.18512396
    This is me....
    A potion I was testing turned out a bit more effective than I had planned
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:08 No.18512403
    "Good morning, ladies.
    "I'm afraid a potion I was testing was a bit more effective than I had expected."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:10 No.18512410


    >Westsea mineral.

    its the cure!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:11 No.18512418
    >Avoid yelling, we don't want to Ursula
    I want to Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:11 No.18512423
    >Ranma drinks his morning tea and looks across the small koi pond he has in his yard. "I feel a disturbance in the force." A fish jumps.

    does this mean what i think it means?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:12 No.18512426
    Oh no we accidentally Ursula

    Is this bad?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)10:14 No.18512442
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    "I am Hayate." you inform them. "I'm testing out a potion right now."
    "Why don't you two join us ast the table so I can explain further."

    Breakfasts ends with the girls generally accepting this transformation, they have no clue that you suspect that you fucked up.

    You leave Hina and Erica to prepare for the combat exams and drop off Ursula and Erica at their classes.

    You can think of only two people you could go to right now.
    [ ]Mike
    [ ]Ryuu
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:16 No.18512456
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:16 No.18512459
    [x] Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:17 No.18512461
    Ryuu. He knows potions and we need an expert opinion
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:17 No.18512465

    Roo. It's potion-related shenanigans, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:17 No.18512466
    Damn this thread has pretty much been /c/ so far.
    Images making me go HNNNNNg
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/30/12(Fri)10:19 No.18512476

    Mike can wait. We need Ryu's opinion on this thing.

    >{Optional}: Is the Keima Trolling Suspension Act still in effect? Because this will make an excellent troll for him.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:19 No.18512479
    We need to get this sorted out.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:19 No.18512481
    >one obvious answer, one not
    >everyone jumps on the obvious one
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)10:20 No.18512483
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    You walk down to Ryuu's bar deep in R&D.
    The door opens for you as it has always done, and there sits Ryuu having some coffee.
    In the corner sleeps Mio in a small cot, you ignore that for now.
    You have more urgent matters to attend to.
    "Good morning Hayate." He greets you.
    "You can tell that it's me?" you ask
    "Of course. So tell me, what happened?"

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:21 No.18512490
    Straight forward explanation.
    We tried to make his wild horse special and seemed to succeed a bit too well
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:21 No.18512494
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:22 No.18512497

    i accidentally the potion
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:22 No.18512501
    Do not turn your back on Mio

    She is crafty
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:22 No.18512502
    >trolling Keima

    OH YES
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:22 No.18512503
    One person who KNOWS alchemy
    One person with no clue whatsoever.

    Trap or not we need to do it

    I vote for a temporary suspension of the Keima anti trolling act in light of recent developments
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:23 No.18512506
    This >>18512490
    Followed closely by this >>18512494
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:25 No.18512522
    Combine these two:
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:26 No.18512528
    I vote against the suspension, as we have greater concerns at the moment.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)10:29 No.18512548
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    "I tried recreating your gender switch potion." you begin to explain "Or atleast make something similar to it."
    "Then when I tested it, my body felt like it was burning up, so i drank some Panacea." you tell him finally getting the possible scope of the situation yourself.

    "ughhhh... Stop yelling." Mio says as you inadvertently wake her up.

    "So a potion backfired, you tried curing yourself, and the effects still happened?"
    "Yes." you tell him.
    "Stand right there. I'll give you a scan." he tells you as he takes a shotglass.

    "Hellooo. Who's this?" Mio asks as she gets up on her feet.
    "Waiiiiiiiiiiiiit... You're Hayata!" She says as she realizes it quickly.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/30/12(Fri)10:30 No.18512552
    You have a point, fellow Anon. Seeing as this is tied with the realHayate world line, doing a full-out trolling will be inadvisable.

    How about light trolling?

    Well, she catches on quick
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:31 No.18512557
    "No I'm not, you must be hallucinating."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:31 No.18512561
    3-1 at this time for is winning.
    We need more people voting on it before we can call a clear consensus
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:32 No.18512568
    I vote light trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:32 No.18512569
    While running like hell
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:34 No.18512577
    Magic eye. Ain't got to explain further.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:34 No.18512579
    "Good morning, Major.
    "Has this ever happened, Ryuu? A potion not being reversed by Panacea?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:34 No.18512581
    I agree to light trolling
    We have no need to go too far since the situation will do most of the work
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:39 No.18512599
    "Indeed, Major. It seems that you've referred to me as 'Wife' so much it's turned me into a girl. I may have to start calling you 'Husband' to see if I can get a bit of revenge."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:41 No.18512611
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:42 No.18512613
    Oh god this. Glorious.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:43 No.18512619
    Haha, that's great.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)10:44 No.18512621
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    "No I'm not, you must be hallucinating." you tell her.
    She raises her eyepatch, her glowing red eye looking at you intensely.
    "Nope. It's you." she says as she walks closer.
    "So, dear wife. Tell me what happened."
    "Uhh a potion backfired, and now I'm here to ask Ryuu for help." you answer her as you stand your ground.
    "I see. You're quite cute like this, you know that?"
    "So I have been told." you answer her.

    "So Ryuu, has there ever been other instances where Panacea didnt cure a potion?" you ask your mentor as he continues to look at you through the shotglass.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:45 No.18512626
    rolled 20 = 20


    oh boy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:45 No.18512629
    rolled 48 = 48


    we are boned.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:46 No.18512635
    rolled 43 = 43

    Fully expected this but still funny
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/30/12(Fri)10:47 No.18512637
    rolled 30 = 30

    Nat 1's here we come
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:47 No.18512638
    rolled 35 = 35

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:47 No.18512644
    rolled 100 = 100


    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:47 No.18512646
    rolled 73 = 73

    Dice gods give us trabble?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:47 No.18512647
    rolled 46 = 46

    The rolls this morning do not fill me with confidence.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:48 No.18512655
    Hahaha oh wow.
    Now we see whether it is what you want or not
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:50 No.18512659
    rolled 6 = 6

    You realize that if there is no cure, then that actually gets rid of some of Keima's hangups and troll potential, right?
    Because now we're permanently a girl, so all of his confusion is gone and any attempts to troll him will just fall flat.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:50 No.18512661
    rolled 66 = 66


    welp, female forever
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:50 No.18512662

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:51 No.18512663
    Normally don't trust noko rolls, but you can't fake 100s.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:52 No.18512668
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:52 No.18512669
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:53 No.18512678
    You can fake it, but it is harder than a noko 1
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)10:53 No.18512680
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    "There have been instances, specially in the past when Panacea was far from perfect itself."
    "Some adventuorous alchemist invents a potion and makes a mistake somewhere. A wrong ingredient or maybe a wrong memory, and he'd find the result irreversible until he managed to find the correct counter potion."
    "As for your case, I don't think you yourself could reverse it. But I might be able to. I would need a sample of that potion you drank for starters. Do you have any?" He asks.
    "No. No I don't. I didnt prepare extras." you tell him gloomily.
    "Then you only need to recreate it then." he says trying to cheer you up.
    "Chin up wife! I would not have my bride sulking." the major says with a pat on your shoulder.

    "Now Hayate, Why don't you try remaking that potion?" he gestures you inside the bar
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:55 No.18512688
    rolled 21 = 21

    Let's fail horribly at recreating it due to a slight-but-enough change in our frame of mind!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:55 No.18512690
    rolled 11 = 11

    aw shit we're boned
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:56 No.18512691
    rolled 12 = 12

    Recreate that potion EXACTLY.
    Same ingredients, same ratios, and same memories.
    Have Kraus monitor the process and compare it with what we did earlier to correct any errors.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:57 No.18512696
    rolled 78 = 78

    Let's see how badly we make it
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:57 No.18512699
    rolled 59 = 59


    we are best fisherman?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:57 No.18512700
    rolled 90 = 90

    This won't end well.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:58 No.18512705
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:58 No.18512706
    /tg/ dice, thou art a heartless bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)10:58 No.18512708
    rolled 4 = 4

    Goddammit, these rolls are almost as bad as the Metaquest ones.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)11:00 No.18512718
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    You did as you had earlier, again a black liquid was produced.
    "Now, I'm gonna take some time analyzing this." Ryuu tells you as he covers the black liquid with a saucer.. "A day at least. You can skip out on those combat trials, if you want. I can explain the situation to Mike."

    You consider his offer
    [ ]skip
    [ ]fight
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:00 No.18512719
    rolled 9 = 9

    Not as bad as the Mike fight ones and we managed that ok eventually.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:01 No.18512722
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:01 No.18512723
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:01 No.18512725
    We fight

    Unless we can spend the day engaging in lesbiantics
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:02 No.18512727

    LG, why are you ignoring the good rolls?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:02 No.18512733
    rolled 49 = 49

    The bad ones came first and the really good one was noko'd
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:04 No.18512741

    That doesn't explain dodging the 90.

    Also noko-ing high rolls really doesn't mean shit. it's just when people use it to hide 1d1s it's a problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:04 No.18512742
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/30/12(Fri)11:04 No.18512749
    rolled 70 = 70


    We can use our enhanced speed and agility to use
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:05 No.18512755

    let's get this arc over with
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:05 No.18512756
    Agility is debatable.
    We have confirmed that we are actually slower in this form.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)11:06 No.18512761
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    I just dont refresh.
    And the bad rolls that come first really are bad
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:07 No.18512766
    A tiny bit slower due to shorter legs.
    To the point where it is probably negligible
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/30/12(Fri)11:09 No.18512777
    rolled 56 = 56

    Huh, must have read that wrong.
    Its probably better balance from lower center of gravity
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:12 No.18512793
    We're slower and have shorter reach because of shorter limbs. It's not because the form itself is slower.
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    "I think I'll take part in the trials." you tell him. "It's part of the training regimen after all. I can't skip out on it because I made a mistake."
    "Okay then. Give me your left wrist." he tells you.
    You hand him your left arm and he takes a stirring spoon from under the bar.
    He wraps it around your wrist like a bracelet.
    "I will be monitoring your vital signs and majaik use through this. If anything seems wrong, I want you to drop out of the trials." he tells you.
    "Okay Ryuu." you assure him.

    "Hayata. You are a brave ma- err... woman. I shall be cheering for you during your fights." The major tells you from behind.
    "But before that..." She wraps her arms around you and cups your breasts

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:14 No.18512805
    rolled 73 = 73

    [x] FIGHT!

    Question is, who are we fighting? What's the combat trials gonna be like? Do we have any upperclassmen to ask around?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:15 No.18512813
    Squirm and moan feebly - wait, she's not touching our ears, right? Try to escape, but fail.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:16 No.18512818
    "Major, while I appreciate the sentiment, Erica and Ursula, not to mention Nanoha and Hina, will not be so appreciative."

    Being in a different form does not mean we lose our butler cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:17 No.18512820
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:17 No.18512825
    We already did them a few threads ago. This time we are a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:17 No.18512826
    Uh thank you Major, could you please remove your hand from there?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:19 No.18512839
    Hah this is a good idea

    Fights will be shorter since we have already done them once I think, and something will pop up thanks to the potion I bet
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/30/12(Fri)11:20 No.18512848
    rolled 84 = 84


    Let her keep doing it until she is satisfaction enough...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:20 No.18512850
    Oh, and add:
    "Please, you must have a hangover. Let me make you one of my Hayate Specials."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:20 No.18512851

    threaten her to be reported to the bureau if she does not stop
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:20 No.18512852
    >WAT DO?

    get raped ofc
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:22 No.18512869
    Mio would give no fucks about that
    Anyway she isn't technically bureau, she is a liaison from the SWD and a bit more important than a trainee
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:24 No.18512881
    >Giving Mio diplomatic immunity
    What idiot thought this was a good idea?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:24 No.18512883

    Eh, roll with it. If this form's temporary we'll want to experience as much as possible in it while we can.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:26 No.18512903
    The same person who thought witches would be a great source of future trainee's for the IDPKB
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:30 No.18512925
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:31 No.18512931
    iirc we rolled for who came through with the next batch of witches so the dice gods apparently
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:32 No.18512946
    Inter Dimensional Peace Keeping Bureau
    The group we work for
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:34 No.18512964
    Why does that sound like a military force on paper, one that doesn't really do any combat?
    Like the Blue Helmets?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:35 No.18512967
    No that's the bureau.
    The dimensions are just named whatever dimension so strike witches dimension or idolm@ster dimension. This is mainly for our convenience
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)11:36 No.18512974
    "Uh thank you Major, could you please remove your hand from there?" you ask her
    "But theyre so comfortable...."
    Ryuu stares at the two of you, his hand that was wiping the bar earlier stopped dead in its tracks/
    "Mio. While I do appreciate the sentiment, I'm not sure the girls will." You tell her firmly as you pry her hands off.
    "You must have a hangover. Want me to fix you up a Hayate special?" You offer her as you finally get out of her grip.
    "Ah, ever the caring wife. Yes please." she answers as she plops down on a stool.

    You go behind the bar and work around the still frozen Ryuu.
    You hand the Major the finished concoction.
    She chugs it in one go.
    "Hmnnn that's horrifying yet good stuff." She says with a grimace and a grin rolled into one.

    "Are you really going to fight in that body you are unaccustomed to?" she asks you.
    "Yes, yes I am." you tell her.
    "Want to spar with me so you could find out your limitations?"
    [ ]sure
    [ ]no thanks
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:36 No.18512983
    It's more spec ops and intelligence that military as I understand it.

    There are more regular armed forces style groups that are much larger and better suited to full scale invasions etc
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)11:37 No.18512989

    Huh. Ryuu must have been distracted by potential lesbians, and forgot to offer slider tutorial, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:38 No.18512993
    >You go behind the bar and work around the still frozen Ryuu.
    It's not that there was no cure. It's just that we've permanently frozen Ryuu with LESBIANS and now we'll never know.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:40 No.18513007
    Yes thank you Major, I should see how this change has affected me

    >Ryuu's thoughts.
    Shit, stay calm stay calm don't get an erection over the new lady groping my student who is actually a guy in a woman's body right now. Focus on the.... Lesbians.....
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:41 No.18513016
    But first we have to make to make Drago for everyone like we were planning to, and ask Ryuu:
    "Ryuu, could you show me that Slider potion mentioned? It sounds like I'm going to need to make some for the upcoming combat trials."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:43 No.18513040

    still getting 503's for some reason....
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:46 No.18513066
    [X] Sure

    I've got a theory as to why we got stuck this time.

    The potion's effect is "Turn into girl, then 16 seconds later, turn into guy." We drank the panacea while female, which killed the potion before the "Turn into guy" portion could work.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)11:46 No.18513067
    A thought re: trolling Keima now: Let's at least see how he reacts first.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)11:47 No.18513070
    I'd believe it. Since we dumped it on our head last time.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:50 No.18513091
    >different dimensions
    What if they find a dimension that doesn't take lightly to their 'intrusion' and threaten military intervention if they don't leave? Does the TSAB agree to leave them be, or go all Tau on them?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:51 No.18513093
    Except last time the heat died down a lot quicker and we weren't as girly, we had slight hips, no tits and a rather disturbing lack of weight in our pants

    This one stuck with us longer in the heat phase and we drank the panacea after the 16 seconds would of been up
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)11:52 No.18513104
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    "Sure major. I would appreciate that." you tell her.
    "Follow me then, we need a larger space."
    You say good bye to Ryuu and head out of the door.

    About five minutes later, Ryuu snaps out of it.
    "Wha-huh? Oh that's right I was supposed to analyze this." he looks at the black potion still bubbling away.

    You sparred with Mio behind the gym.
    You are more agile than you were before, and you also can balance better.
    You make up for your reduced arm-length by lengthening your swords a couple of inches.
    The speed lost with your shorter legs is negligible enough.
    You are also a smaller target. Allowing you do duck and dodge a bit easier.
    You take just about damage as you did before by your estimate.

    You stop sparring when you hear people gathering up front.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:54 No.18513114
    The TSAB would agree to leave. The Bureau would agree to leave. The TG would agree to leave but leave some monitoring probes. The Combine would laugh and continue their invasion. The Closers would laugh and continue their invasion. The ATN would say sorry for the inconvenience, then go back in time along that universe's timeline, assassinate key historical figures, and put people in power that will agree to become members of the ATN.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:54 No.18513117
    Well as far as I understand it they police disruptions in the fabric of the dimensions and don't really care what other people think.
    The Transpace Guard have teams who go out to correct mistakes and steal everything that isn't nailed down, I am not sure about the Time/Space Administration Bureau
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:56 No.18513131
    So more agile for seemingly small consequences, I think we can make this work
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:56 No.18513138
    You know, the body double/combat clone thing might be even more useful in this form.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:57 No.18513147
    Are we actually coexisting with all those factions?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:59 No.18513163
    We coexist with the TG and TSAB as a sort of middle man, neither likes the other but they don't dislike us enough to take us out.

    The others are generally against everyone not in their faction
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)11:59 No.18513165
    >You stop sparring when you hear people gathering up front.
    Shit, that's not good.
    That means that we don't have Slider, or the extra doses of Drago for our team, or the new Wineskin we were supposed to get from Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:02 No.18513182
    Yeah, the lack of wineskin is probably a bigger hit than the lack of slider.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)12:03 No.18513199
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    Mike you find Mike before he begins the matches and tell him what's going on.
    "You still up to fight?" he asks
    "Of course." you answer with a grin.
    "Okay then, your funeral."

    You were one of the first ones to get picked to fight, and had to fight a weird guy in some familiar vs familiar battle.
    You won that easily enough.

    You had a harder time in your fight against Tama.
    He was just too fast and too strong.
    You threw in a lucky kick to his groin when he jumped you in bunny mode and won.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:04 No.18513205
    There are some places mankind is just not meant to go. That is one of them. We thought COMBAT NUCLEAR POWER would be cool too but look what happened. There was a lesson there that we really should have learned.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)12:05 No.18513210
    And the shells for the shotgun.
    A small divergence in the timeline caused you to lose a lot of equipment.
    It also allowed you to avoid the idols since they did not recognize you.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)12:05 No.18513212
    And to note, if they knew the Bureau was there, the Bureau wanted them to know. One of the Bureau's tenets is to work in secret.
    >> Quartermaster 03/30/12(Fri)12:10 No.18513256
    Oi LG, you know that being Femayate means that we'd be having different conversations with Hina and Erica, right? How about those kisses we gave 'em (even though that was more the girls showing the idols that we were their's) and Mio sitting on our lap, demanding alcohol and all that?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:10 No.18513260
    Yep, the bureau keeps very quiet because while they have on average better individual agents they are vastly out numbered
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:12 No.18513275
    I think Mio would of less gone for sitting in our lap and more another grope while she thought she had the chance
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)12:13 No.18513282
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    Your fight with Mike was hard and brutal.
    His defense was turned up to 11 and he used tactics you've not seen him use before.
    After picking you up and slamming you into the ground, resulting in a broken leg and arm.
    He multiplied himself and attacked you form all angles.

    As five Mikes rushed you, you use your last few seconds of time stop and drank the liter of healing blue you had.
    Your arm and leg stopped hurting but they were sluggish.

    WAT DO?
    [time still stopped, you are under affects of drago at this point.]
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:14 No.18513294
    Drop Molotov and jump up. Throw out the minions and have them wreak havoc while we find real Mike and explodinate him again
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)12:15 No.18513304
    Those wouldave changed too.
    The girls wouldave just sat next to you [no idols to try and intimidate]
    And since Mio came in with you, she wouldn't be sitting in your lap.
    She'd just still be drinking though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:15 No.18513305
    Deploy Familiars. Try to ID real Mike.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:16 No.18513312
    Summon J, Ted, and Lo.
    Invis and Flying saucer for Aerial Superiority
    Drop time stop.
    Try to have the minions herd them together
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:17 No.18513320
    Bad idea, we had to push everything in to get him last time so weakening our beam to hit more will cost us
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)12:21 No.18513338
    You deploy your three familiars.
    Ted blocking most of the attackers with his massive body.
    YOu quickly look around for the real Mike as the familiars kept them occupied.
    The one's with the crossbow, flail, mallet, spear and axe all were unwounded.
    That just left the one with the shield. You put your attention on him and charged your tealaser.
    You try and blast him with all you had.
    His shield breaks and he tries and cut though your beam with the sword.
    You tighten the beam and aim for his shoulder.
    You push blast through him at the same moment that the sword he threw pierced your torso.

    It was a draw.
    You passed out right after Mike dropped the protective shields.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:23 No.18513354
    Somehow I doubt we will be waking up in Perrine's lap this time...
    Maybe Mio's
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:24 No.18513369
    So, is there paradox in this timeline if we never get back to being a guy, or does the LACK of paradox prove that Perrine's kid is not ours?

    Or just Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:25 No.18513375
    Looks like in this timeline Jakob wasn't able to get there in time to intercept Mike's sword.
    He must have still tried though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:26 No.18513382
    Wibbley Wobbley.
    Or we go back and go lesbian on her so hard she becomes pregnant anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:26 No.18513384
    So, by being female, we end up penetrated by Mike's long, hard sword.

    You're welcome for the image.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:27 No.18513394
    My money's on divergent timeline.

    This one split off from the main one, so as long as our main Hayate goes back and knocks Frenchy up, no paradox occurs. Theoretically.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:27 No.18513396
    No hero dive from Jakob? Interdasting.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)12:29 No.18513412
    What's so odd about that?

    Or we could ask Ryuu for a dose of Wild Horse before we… go…
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:30 No.18513420
    >One of the Bureau's tenets is to work in secret.
    Well, that operational protocol is shared by most of the factions, notably the TSAB and the TG. TSAB, TG, and the IDPKB all try to operate in secret.
    Of course, they have varying rates of success at that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:31 No.18513426
    TG uses looter teams.
    It is hard to get much more noticeable than that
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)12:31 No.18513429
    He was busy fending off the other Mikes.
    You didnt take out the crossbow mike this time, giving you more opponents than last time.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:31 No.18513432
    It could just be that due to different actions being taken, J simply wasn't in a position to take the dive.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:35 No.18513455
    Yes, but regular operations by TG agents and even Sector Task Forces are all about trying to complete mission objectives without being seen or disrupting the Canon.
    As I said, the TG tries to operate in secret, with varying rates and levels of success.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:38 No.18513487
    >It was a draw.
    >You passed out right after Mike dropped the protective shields.

    Damnit I missed the chance to try to seduce him to lower his defenses... man fuck calculus....
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)12:40 No.18513500
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    You wake up in Hina's lap under a tree outside.
    Erica stands over you looking worried.
    "You okay teacakes?" she asks as she sees you open your eyes.
    "Yeah. How long was I out?" you ask them
    "Two and a half hours."Hina answers as she sweeps stray hair from your face. "Its now almost 3pm"
    "Damn. Sorry for making you girl worried."
    "You should be." Erica telsl you ash she sits down next to Hina.
    "Why don't we get you back to the room, so you don't have to lie on the ground like this?" Hina suggests.
    "You know. I was just having that Idea."

    AS you entered your room, You see Erica write a quick message on the whiteboard on the door.
    [DO NOT Disturb]
    She then closes the door behind you and locks it tight.

    "You know. I think the reason you didn't win against Mike was because you don't know what this body could and couldn't do."
    "You're right." you tell her.

    "Well then, Why don't I show you how a female body works?" she advances on you dangerously.
    "And YOU'RE helping." She drags Hina and you into the bed.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)12:41 No.18513510
    >seduce Mike
    The man, ape, has been like an actual father to us since we have arrived. That ain't right.

    Also, I quite doubt it would work.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:42 No.18513518
    >[DO NOT Disturb]
    Some one add DO and NOT to the list.
    Or do we start a new one for FemHayate?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:42 No.18513521
    "As you wish, mistress."

    I suppose we're going to be a little late for the meetup with Sagara.
    And we're not going on the shopping trip with Yuki and Perrine.

    Which also means that we don't go to Dr. Jones' Antiques in this timeline, either.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:43 No.18513526
    I like where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:43 No.18513527

    And YOU'RE
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:44 No.18513534
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    rolled 28 = 28


    "Eh.... Erica, what exactly do you have in mind?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:44 No.18513542
    >See the implications
    >Erica goes away disappointed when we don't respond to anything
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:45 No.18513545
    Here's the current list

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)12:46 No.18513551
    pomf =3
    "Erica-chan, what're we gonna do on the bed?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:51 No.18513596
    Thoughts of LESBIANS is enough even in our altered state to slow us and distract enough to let Erica get us where she's going. A bit of a token struggle on our part through a combination of our own confusion and because they've liked that before.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:52 No.18513603
    I think, for this timeline at least, we have lost all right to call this "Our Harem."

    This is 100% Erica's Harem. We are now only the bait.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)12:54 No.18513619
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    You stand on the sidewalk with the three girls.
    "Any place you want to check out?" you ask them
    "I could go for a snack. Maybe some bread." Hina tells you.
    You walk the short distance to Pantasia.
    As you open the door for the girls and they head inside, Hina stops you from coming in.
    "YOU. Stay out there." She gives you a glare. "I'll just buy something for you."
    "Okay... Get me some buns then. Nice hot ones." you tell her.
    She gives you a small punch on the shoulder and heads on inside.

    As you stand outside on the sidewalk, waiting for the girls to come back out, you hear someone call out your name.
    "Hey! Hey! Hayate!" You see Tsukino running towards you from the municipal building at the end of the block.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:57 No.18513638
    Ah, this is back in the main timeline, right?

    "Oh, hello Miss Tsukino. How can I be of assistance today?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:57 No.18513641
    So she's either far enough away to not notice the difference, or our back is to her.

    LESBIANS might be a good way to get past Afro-guy's nigh impenetrable defenses.
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    rolled 76 = 76


    "Ara ara, good afternoon, Tsukino-chan. Not manning the store today?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:57 No.18513644
    "Greetings M'lady, how may I be of service?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)12:57 No.18513647
    It wasn't our "harem" any way. Is family.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:57 No.18513648
    And now back to our regularly schedualed programming
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:57 No.18513651
    Were outside the shop, and a woman. There is no stopping us now.
    "Hey, Tsukino what's up?" Act cool, like we don't even realize that we are a woman now.

    >LG is the the creation of Nega-Bureau?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:58 No.18513662
    Wait, shit. Main timeline.

    You should put some note on the title when you switch timeline's LG.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)12:58 No.18513663
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    Frog Prince

    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >back to the main timeline.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:59 No.18513670
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    Just when I got here, NEXT TIME ON MSQ
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)12:59 No.18513673
    Never went to town as Femyate, we're back to the present loop.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:59 No.18513677
    >>18513648 Here
    It says three girls guys so I'm pretty sure we're back to male Hayate timeline but don't quote me on that
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:00 No.18513687
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    FFFFF, Same damn timing as well.

    Nevermind that, Keep up the shenanigans LG. I adore each thread nevertheless.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:05 No.18513729
    Okay, now that we're done for the night, I had an idea yesterday.

    We know Canned Love is basically BAD END. Any other emotion is probably close enough as well. Canned Happiness would be nearly identical, and Hayate's too much of a nice guy to try to can his PTSD to inflict on other people.

    What might be worth trying is to make a potion of an Event, that stirs the desired emotion. For example, instead of canning Love, make a potion of Hug, where, after drinking it, the person feels like they get a nice big hug.

    That idea led to the idea of making a potion of Music. We specifically concentrate on one of our songs, or play while making the potion, with the intention that when someone drinks it, the song plays for them in their head. It's probably far enough away from a direct Emotion potion to not be MIND WIPE GAME OVER.

    We just have to never make a potion of Smooth Sexy Blanket. That will just end horribly.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)13:08 No.18513747
    It still ultimately falls under "mindscrew" which is ver DO NOT DO.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:10 No.18513761
    Suggesting parts that are FEMMEHAYATE TIMELINE to be Titled MSQ:TOS
    [the other side]
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:10 No.18513766
    I don't actually see the point of any of those potions you suggested.

    They are decent ideas but just seem to be useless given we can do all the things already mentioned

    Plus we had pans for like 5 other potions we wanted to try last count I did including BEAR, melmo, invis and reading speed
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:10 No.18513769
    Then by that logic we should stop playing our violin as well, since we hit some sort of emotional buttons every time we use it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:12 No.18513778
    >I don't actually see the point of any of those potions you suggested.
    There probably isn't. It was mostly just a random passing speculation while I was at work.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:14 No.18513796
    And what exactly is the point of these potions?
    What reason is there to have them as opposed, to say, have Kraus give out Ogg Vorbis, or whatever format the Devices use when transferring audio data, audio files of us playing so that people can have their Devices play the music instead?

    I just don't see any point to any kind of Emotion in a Bottle, except ones that are weaponized and meant to be used against people. And there are likely very strict controls in that regard.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:14 No.18513801
    The speed read comprehension potion should come in handy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:19 No.18513838
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:22 No.18513858
    Which was never actually the intention and is not something we can whip up en masse to say poison a whole area or make people drug addicts.

    The effect isn't as important as the availability and ease of use
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:22 No.18513861
    Well see our violin in an instrument, canned love is a drug. Theres a difference, but the end result is the same. We play our violin to entertain/seduce/mess with our friends, but is nothing more than an audio high.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:24 No.18513870
    Well the idea was so we could get through the damn books we keep ignoring.

    People liked the idea of us putting half an hour aside when we get up each day to read though and the potion could let us get more out of that time
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:24 No.18513875
    Damn it. Do I still have to drink if I started the shitstorm (well, a Shit Squall at this point) after the thread is over?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)13:25 No.18513879
    Actually, I see now I didn't really read the post quite fully. Regardless, it doesn't mean we should stop playing. Causing an emotive response is simply a part of what music does. However there is a difference between playing and intentionally going out of our way to replicate the effect.

    All that aside, there doesn't seem to be much purpose to creating such a potion, when a decent recording and headphones would do the trick.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:25 No.18513880
    Speed Read for sure, it'll help us not fail at potions.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:25 No.18513881
    Yes. Yes you do.
    Kiss your liver goodbye!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:30 No.18513916
    I don't really think that qualifies as shitstorm.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:37 No.18513967
    I think we need to throw a party with melmo pots once we can make them.
    Everyone is 8 again and we all drink cool drink, eat fairy bread and cookies and other sugary shit.
    Have an awesome time and wreck the gym, or go to Nagi's amusement park
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:40 No.18513981
    Music and drugs are two entirely different things. A person can just plug their ears if they don't want to listen. Also, we've been careful not to be too manipulative recently.

    Creating a drug specifically to alter the mood is probably very illegal. LG already said that this was a bad idea, stop trying to push it.

    That said: FemHayate/Hayate relations - Incest, or masturbation?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:41 No.18513985
    This just made me picture an 8 year old Mio.
    Tiny drunken pirate witch
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:42 No.18513992
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    <Erica's face when
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:42 No.18513993
    More than masturbation but somewhat different than normal sex

    We do need to troll Keima next to,e that pops up though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)13:43 No.18514000
    And that is adorable
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:44 No.18514008
    >go to Nagi's amusement park
    No, we are not going back there if we can help it. The only things that could get Hayate to go back to that hellhole of a universe would be a direct order from the Bureau or meeting with Hina's parents.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:44 No.18514010
    I know
    Which is why we must try it, maybe even get some tiny strikers for her to use if she can't summon them that size with her device
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:45 No.18514016
    Problem solved, make the gym into a replica of her amusement park
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:47 No.18514031
    But that seems like a waste of our One-Day Pass for Any Bureau Facility.

    Let's just check the town to see if there's an amusement park there.
    Or hell, if there's anything on this planet beyond the town the and the Bureau's academy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:48 No.18514043
    >tiny sakamoto in RC strikers

    Oh gosh.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:49 No.18514056
    Well we had already planned to use our pass for a party and the most likely winners so far have been MC Escher, Alice in wonderland or Victorian London. This was a further down the track plan when they let us throw more
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)13:50 No.18514068
    >mas·tur·ba·tion  (mstr-bshn)
    >Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

    So by this, it ain't masturbation, unless it's a hand(foot)job
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:56 No.18514104
    Right then.

    So when we all get together, we'll have a selfcest, twincest orgy.

    This quest is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:58 No.18514123
    What's the point multiplier for one's alternate universe self?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)13:59 No.18514126
    >Tiny witches having tiny dogfights with rc strikers.
    Ok I think we should add Chibi potion to the list.
    Technically just a shrinking potion we could use to sneak into small places and a growth potion to undo it
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:01 No.18514155
    Its XY. We have gone beyond the normal number range by this point. We need to find more unreal numbers for this shit.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)14:03 No.18514166
    That is basically what the Melmo potions are. One ages, one youthens
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:05 No.18514184
    I think it follows an exponential curve.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:05 No.18514186
    I think >>18514126
    was saying just a size changing potion, not the age changing Melmo potion.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)14:08 No.18514212
    I think that's an exponential. Or maybe that's when we drag in their harem, I mean, family too.

    Nah, that's further additive.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:09 No.18514225
    Well, how small are we going here?
    Because the age-changing one is pretty good at altering size too.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:10 No.18514226
    I'm not sure how comfortable I am with the idea of two of Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:11 No.18514241
    But the age changing one would also alter proportions as well. A size change would shrink every part equally.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:12 No.18514248
    Well go regular Chibi size so 2-3ft?
    At that size it is useful for infiltration in small areas as well as fun with tiny people
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:15 No.18514272
    We would not be able to leave the bed in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:15 No.18514278
    An alternate Erica would just be Eric Hartmann.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:16 No.18514283
    It isn't alternate just different universe copy
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:17 No.18514285
    It would be the Erica that is currently teaching FemHayate the joys of being a woman.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:22 No.18514298
    No, right now that's the current Erica. We only have...

    Who DO we have with us?

    Goddammit, fucking time travel.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:22 No.18514299
    Alternate universe...

    Does that mean everbody's getting a twin?

    Are we going to be the only man in a...

    How many points would all dem twins be worth?

    I'm trying to picture the swag contest now...

    "Run the numbers Rood."
    "You know it's not going to be anything good."
    "Run the numbers. I... I have to know..."
    "Alright, let's hook all the data up to the quantum supercomputer...."
    >Machine explodes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:24 No.18514311
    I don't think its an alternate universe version of us. My thought is the potion didn't genderswap us, it actually REMOVED our genderswap tendencies and put them into a new body. So now there's an actual femHayate walking around that won't cause paradox when we see each other, which fits with LG's tweets.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:25 No.18514316

    No, there would be two Ericas: The one with Manyate, and the one with Femyate back in the dorms.

    They are currently in seperate timelines.

    Given Harem loyalty thus far, us popping off would be followed up by them following us.

    Thus two EVERYONES.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:26 No.18514324
    There's no time travel, just, as Terry Pratchett put it, the Trousers of Time.

    Down one leg, the potion wore off, we are in town with Hina, Yuki, and Perrine, and Erica is in the lab with Ursula getting UPGRADES.

    Down the other leg, the potion didn't wear off, and we are in a LESBIAN THREESOME with Erica and Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:27 No.18514331
    Nah,it is two separate uiverses.
    LG mentioned we have created different timelines etc by our actions and we are seeing one for once instead of sticking with our main one
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:27 No.18514334

    Only thing is, alternate timeline is the only thing that would explain our interactions with other people.

    If there were two Hayates running around, somebody should have noticed already.

    I'm thinking that when Ryuu 'cures' us in the second timeline, the female us will get shunted over into our world.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:29 No.18514347

    That would fit the available data, as well as the tweets.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:30 No.18514349
    That doesn't work, because we took the Combat Trials in both timelines.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:31 No.18514355
    I hope not.

    That'd mean that Hayate would be trapped forever in a woman's body and banished from his harem. His girls would be heartbroken and his Perrine would be a single mom.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)14:34 No.18514375
    Oh, there's time travel alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:37 No.18514393
    Eventually. Not yet, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:39 No.18514402

    No, I mean like Hayate goes back to being a man, but his feminine side basically splits off and ends up here.

    Not getting rid of the alternate Hayate, it's more like Alternate Hayate cloned himself as a woman, switched back to man, and then accidentally sent the female him over here in the process.

    It's not like Femyate would be lonely or lack the Harem, I don't think we'd mind sharing.

    Plus now we have a sister! Like actual family and shit!

    I honestly think that both Hayates would realize they now have a clone/sibling. And then get immensely happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:42 No.18514417
    Except that's exactly what I proposed happened earlier, except no universe hopping. We fem-cloned ourself with the potion is all.

    Then again, considering the tweet has femhayate coming back from the Doctor, the alternate 'verse theory has merit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:44 No.18514424
    Okay, if we go down to 1ft, 2ft at most, I can see it being of some use and different enough from the Melmo potions to be worth trying.

    But I think we need to prioritize our alchemical research.
    We can't do the genderbend potion yet, because we (the players) don't have a clue as to what ingredients and memories to use and Hayate still needs to become better at potion-making.

    Speed-reading Potion will give us the most immediate results, by letting us read through alchemy texts very quickly to get an idea as to what ingredients may work for different types of potions.

    Invisibility Potion is just a general utility potion, and shouldn't be too difficult.

    BEAR will require research, both in deconstructing the GummyBEARS, and either finding our own supply of BEAR leaves, or coming up with a synthetic substitute.

    Melmo Potion we can't even begin to research until we get a sample of Ms. Melmo's candy.

    And our last match with Mike showed that we need a stronger healing potion. We should ask Ryuu about that.

    1. Speed-Reading
    2. Greater Healing
    3. Invisibility
    4. BEAR
    5. Melmo
    6. Genderbend
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:45 No.18514432
    Well, there must have been some kind of universe-hopping, because we couldn't have taken the combat trials twice.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:47 No.18514450
    We've seen Mike use the combat clones both during training, and in the most recent battle.
    Should we try for something similar, or are our familiars enough of an additional combat multiplier that we don't need clones?
    What about illusions, like a Mirror Image spell?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:52 No.18514474

    "Sooo, there's two of us? And I'm a woman..."
    "What're we going to do about this?"
    "Well the answer is obvious. What's mine is yours, I mean, it already WAS until recently, but I feel the need to assert that."
    "You're not ven going to question this? You're just going to let me into your life?"
    "Well it was kinda already your life as well. Plus I kinda always wanted a sister. Ever since our brother ran away.... it was just us."
    >Girls are varying degrees of want.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:54 No.18514490

    It was proposed that we get dopplegangers that were each piloted by other aspects of our personality.

    The potential shenanigans involved were fun, and someone pointing out to Hayate that most people don't have separate distinct personalities living in their head.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)14:56 No.18514508

    That's a fairly adorable mental image.

    I also like how Hayate dose't even stop to think about it, just gives her a hug and welcomes his sister into his life.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)15:05 No.18514571
    Right, now that I'm not on my phone, my thoughts on this Femyate stuff.

    It's not differing time lines, it's differing time loops. We're in the most current. Femyate's is a prior loop, probably the loop immediately prior to now.

    On Monday, Femyate goes to the Doctor, who realized there may be an opportunity to break the loop cycle, and spinning up the time circuits, pulls Femyate out.

    The shadow organization is then forced to initiate the loop sooner, leaving it open to some irregularities perhaps.

    Then the Doctor brings Femyate back in to our loop at roughly the time she was pulled out in her loop. This then leads to the twitter scenario with Femyate at the door.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:08 No.18514586
    >dopplegangers that were each piloted by other aspects of our personality.
    Eh, too much bookkeeping and writing overhead required for LG to have to handle.

    I think keeping it combat-only, and just having being temporary constructs labelled Clone 1, Clone 2, etc., is far less hassle and easier to work with.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:14 No.18514628
    "Finally, someone who understand what I/I went through!"

    And then we spend all day reminiscing about our horrible tragedies.

    The girls are crying their eyes out.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:25 No.18514751

    I wonder how long it would take Keima's head to explode after meeting our sister, who is also us who is also our clone.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:29 No.18514786
    Probably about 10 minutes.

    Depends which head we're talking about.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:37 No.18514872

    "Hey Keima."
    "Hayate. Wait, you look different..."
    "That would be because I'm a woman now."

    >We walk in on Keima looking rather uncomfortable.

    "Hey Keima. I see you met my sister."
    "Wait, what? You have a sister in the Bureau?"
    "Not exactly. I accidentally cloned myself in an alternate timeline, and she ended up here."
    "So wait, she's you, but as a woman? And you adopted her as your sister?"
    "Pretty much, yeah."
    "Huh. Should i have not accepted her dinner invitation?"
    "And here I thought what we had was special."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)15:40 No.18514915
    Bah, guess I was too late with my thoughts.

    Oh well, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:42 No.18514941
    Keima and Hayate DP femHayate.

    Everyone's happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:43 No.18514951

    Dude. She's our SISTER.

    Keima's in the middle.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:44 No.18514960

    I like the Dopplegangers idea.

    Besides, it's not like it would be an ALL THE TIME thing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)15:45 No.18514965
    She's also ourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:49 No.18514994

    That's.... not.... better....
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)15:51 No.18515024
    Sure it is.

    If I can't get feedback on my theories, I'll get my amusement other ways, by damn.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:53 No.18515041
    Wait, what would we call femHayate? Having two Hayate's would make things confusing, but she's spent her entire life as "Hayate", and might not want to change her name.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)15:55 No.18515069
    Oh, that's easy. She's Susan.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)15:56 No.18515082
    As opposed to Hermione, which is the cross-dressing disguise name.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:57 No.18515089

    We did go by 'Susan' for a while.

    This does, however, seem like a thing we should talk to her about.


    >no feedback

    Because your theory is exactly the same as other, already posted theorys except slightly more convoluted.

    Which in turn, is only a skin deep modification to the underlying premise: Femyate being imported from another timeline/parallel dimension.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)15:58 No.18515103

    >Keima sandwhich

    Giving him exactly what he wanted, in the most horribly confusing way possible?

    I like your style.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)15:59 No.18515113
    >similar but different theory
    Eh, fair enough. It's still nice to get SOMETHING.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)16:08 No.18515205

    I know I'm the evil twin, so expect my comforting to be somewhat awkward here: Any and all feedback you would have gotten would be the same.

    There's no point in us repeating ourselves on the topic.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)16:11 No.18515233
    So does anybody else think that Negayate (in the meta, not the hypothetical in the quest) is WHM going anon?

    All the shit fits his posting style, tone, and makes the same grammatical mistakes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)16:13 No.18515258
    Oh, I'm fine with "It's basically the same as what else has been proposed."

    I just get a bit tetchy when I feel like I'm being wholly ignored. I don't like that I do, but it still happens. It's a thing I gotta deal with.

    I'm terrible at recognizing writing styles. Doesn't really bother me if it is.

    Anyway, I need to focus on work, so this should be it from me for a while. Not that I was contributing that much.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)16:16 No.18515299
    Sometimes I think the only people here are me, udz, and WHM typing really fast.

    I'm paranoid though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)16:20 No.18515341

    In the after-thread? It's possible. Post-times are spaced enough.


    I am neither going to confirm or deny your suspicions. If I were a namefag going anon, it would be to avoid drawing attention to myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)17:12 No.18515907
    I think people just don't camp the thread as hard. Myself, I just woke up and caught up on the morning's events.

    Speaking of which, we have to do an awesome job at this Tsukino scene. Things may affect the main timeline, so if we do well here...buttered buns.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)17:15 No.18515927
    No, we're back in the main timeloop. Erica dragged Susan and Hina to the bed, then we switched back to "now."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)17:43 No.18516209
    He really needs to label that shit or something. Still, this is even better!

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