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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Gorilla Warfare Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)07:15 No.18499809  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    After you sit around watching the fights for a few more minutes, Mike calls you.
    "HAYATE. Come down here." he says.
    "I hope you REMEMBER that we're here for combat trials. Now do kindly get down here, and let us start."

    "Looks like I'm up again girls." you tell them as you get up.
    "Good luck Niichan!"
    "Give Mike hell." Erica says with a kiss
    "Don't let him close in on you." Hina adds
    "Show us a great fight, wife." The major says from her seat.

    You make your way down to the floor hoping the girls don't kill each other as you fight.

    YOu stand in front of Mike.
    "Are you ready?" he asks
    "As ready as I'll ever be." you answer.
    "No restrictions. Use anything you want. Don't hold back" he tells you.
    "I will Mike."
    He taps his cane on the floor.
    "Dominggo, protection sphere please."
    A blue bubble expands from his cans and covers the middle of the large gymnasium, stopping just short of the bleachers.
    "No training field Mike?"
    "Nah. Let's give em a live show." he grins up at you.
    "NOW. LET US FIGHT." he gets ready.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:17 No.18499817
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)07:19 No.18499830
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    You stand there in the middle of the gym, separated from the audience by the protective barrier Mike has put up.

    Hes standing in his usual relaxed fashion, but you know from training that it is his actual fighting stance.

    "Ill let you make the first move." he tells you

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:21 No.18499841


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:22 No.18499846
    Timestop, shoot as many paintballs as possible in at and around mike. Also, coat the floor with some slider around mike.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:23 No.18499853
    Spread out some knives and get a sword and Molotov paintball gun ready
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:24 No.18499857
    No, no timestop yet. We will need it later on
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:25 No.18499862
    Cover the ENTIRE floor with Slider, and the lower portion of the protection sphere with Rebounder. Spawn teacups and coat those as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:28 No.18499869
    Bunny mode and coat as much of the floor with slider. Stay out of his melee range as much as possible.
    >> Quartermaster 03/29/12(Thu)07:30 No.18499880
    Made it for the night thread, woo!

    Seconding slider on the floor, followed by dual wielding paintball guns with molotovs. We want to disorientate Mike, get him on the defensive.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:31 No.18499882
    We need to do a henshin sequence for bunny mode. It is unecessary but it would be funny and showing off for the girls
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:34 No.18499901

    then after he blocks and throw our feet side ways, do Tatsumaki-Senpu in midair [helicopter kick by ryu]
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)07:35 No.18499908
    Equipment/abilities status:
    Bunnymode: 3 times left.
    Time stop: 55 seconds left
    Invisibility: 30 mins left
    Molotov: 900ml in flask, 4 canisters of balls
    slider: 1 litre
    rebounder: 900ml
    drago: 2.5 liters
    Healing: 5 liters
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:37 No.18499917
    Grease that floor in Slider.
    Then unleash the bananas.
    Bananas everywhere.
    Also, activate invisibility once he takes his sight off of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:37 No.18499920
    Throw out some slider around us.
    Use a smoke screen and pop into invis. Then drop some cups and kansas city shuffle a shell game.
    Pack them with explosive bananas
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:40 No.18499933

    i don't think we know any martial arts moves man.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)07:41 No.18499938
    Backstory of doom.
    "wax on. wax off. clothes on. clothes off."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:42 No.18499943
    i have to ask, can we still use our familiars to fight?

    would be awesome if we do some combo moves with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:42 No.18499945
    We should get our Pandabro (Lo?) to teach us some kung pao
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:43 No.18499947
    We know some anime martial arts so wrestling, over the top missile drop kicks and holds and locks

    Nothing like proper Kung fu etc
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:44 No.18499953
    So we learned from Jackie Chan in the new karate kid?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:44 No.18499954
    Tell Lo that we need to learn to Stay out of trabble and could use some pointers.

    Or backstory of doom.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)07:45 No.18499961
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    You take out your flask and pour some slider all around.
    Making sure to keep in mind areas where there isn't any of that stuff.
    You then enlarge a dozen knives and spread them around point down on the floor.

    you then take out a pintball gun and a knife-sword.
    "Stop wasting time and attack kid. THe crowd is getting bored."
    "Okay Mike. Here I come."

    [ ]shooty
    [ ]stabby
    [ ]sneaky
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:45 No.18499963
    But with more HUE and PTSD.

    I swear, if we trigger a PTSD during battle, it will be a fuckup of the century.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:46 No.18499967
    [X ]sneaky
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:46 No.18499970
    We go in naked snake style and gun+knife CQC when he commits to an attack fall back and smokescreen / invis pop up behind him and Stabby / shooty combo
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:48 No.18499978

    we should see what moves he makes for now, maybe he has something that he hasn't shown us during our training with him.
    >> Quartermaster 03/29/12(Thu)07:52 No.18499991

    Mike will expect us to use our majaikal fighting style. I don't think he is aware of our Hollywood Mag'd 1911's, or would expect them. Guys, we will NEED to use our entire inventory to take down Mike.

    Also, massive pyschological warfare. Banana's, Banana's errywhere! Bad puns! Flinging poo! THE WORKS!
    "Dance, you fat ape!" BANG BANG BANG

    >Truman. uttacku
    >Once again Captcha, your engrish skills amaze me. Truman did indeed order the attack. The Nuclear attacks on Japan.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:53 No.18499995
    Shooty shooty shooty.
    Exploding gun-kata.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:53 No.18499996
    Have we only trained in melee with Mike? Because we could use that to our advantage if we can surprise him with ranges tricks
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:54 No.18500000
    Unload some molotov on him. explode only those that come in contact. keep the ones that dont hit him unexploded for traps later.

    Dont get close. He's a bruiser in CQC/
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:54 No.18500002
    >Throw shit that is on fire
    >Dresden's in the audience
    >"That reminds me of the time when that one building was on fire. It wasn't my fault, mind you, flaming poo flinging flying gorilla demons did it. I was just saving Mouse and his brothers from the place."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:55 No.18500010
    Nice quints.

    Hold on, isn't Domingo a gun club? Are we going to be shot at as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:56 No.18500015
    Yes it is a gun club so we need to be on our toes for being shot
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:56 No.18500020
    magic gun sword pimp wand
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:57 No.18500023
    18.5M get is DAKKA!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)07:58 No.18500026
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:07 No.18500055
    LG suddenly got krumped?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)08:08 No.18500059
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    You get shooty, you jump around the spots on the floor not covered in slider and unload your paintball gun on him.
    He evades and almost none hit him, the two shots that did hit him explode harmlessly against his fur.

    "Keeping your distance huh?" he raises his cane and points at you.
    You hear the firing mechanism on it ring out.
    Mike doesnt seem to notice this and does it twice more as he moves
    *click* *click*
    'What the hell?' you think to yourself.
    You continue trying to shoot the agile gorilla.
    He slowly closes in on you in an arc.
    He's approaching the area of the floor wet with Slider.
    He avoids the spots and uses the dry areas liek you do.
    *click* *click*
    His cane again makes the sound as he points it at you.

    The two of you continue dancing like this.
    [ ]keep shooting
    [ ]do something else
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:08 No.18500061
    It's been less than a half hour. He's writing up a badass action scene. Still your nerves, impatientanon.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:09 No.18500064
    Let's toss in a teleport to try to shoot him in the back. Then kaboom.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:11 No.18500078
    Okay, hearing clicks while your instructor is "shooting" at you and smiling is BAD.

    Teleport to behind him and fire a few round and detonate them.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:11 No.18500079
    [x] Do something else
    Equip tray, coat in rebound. be ready for whatever his shots are about to do. Keep firing at him, but delay the explosion until a sufficient amount of shots are landed.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:12 No.18500086
    Bad move he is setting up a death zone for us if we keep trying to dance around and shoot, try and sneak in and force him onto our slider spots by hit and run
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:12 No.18500088
    Wtf. Why is he firing an empty gun?

    Teleport. We can use our team in the audience as waypoints.
    Hell, I'm pretty sure we could use him as a waypoint.

    Teleport, bring out the pistols and go Bollywood on his ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:12 No.18500089
    Recommend offense. Re-open the range. His clicky is either some delayed-action shot like out balls, or just psyching us. Not much we can do about it except keep on keeping on.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:19 No.18500125
    So what is our consensus?
    Close in?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:20 No.18500136
    There seem to be a lot of people suggesting teleporting to throw him off guard. That's about the only consensus.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:21 No.18500140
    We have a holy get for dakka, but we need to break his bead on us. Other then fighting him in close quarters, we REALLY dont know what he is capable of.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:22 No.18500144
    Teleport and close range choppy. Hit and run
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)08:23 No.18500150
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    >keep distance
    >try and get him into slider

    You teleport, using the girls as reference, and reappear about 20 meters behind him.
    You open fire and splatter his back with about 5 balls.
    They explode and distract him enough for his left foot to land in the slider.
    He almost looses balance but he uses his cane to regain it and jump up and onto one of the knives you left sticking up out of the floor.
    "Hah. using your tricks this early?" he says as he smiles from atop the handle of the sword.
    "Let me show you one of mine then."
    A shot rings out from behind you.
    You dodge instinctively but it hits your paintball gun, sending it flying out of your grasp.
    You look at the source of the shot and you see a flicker of smoke coming from where he first aimed his cane at you.

    *Bang!* *bang!*
    Two more shots reverberate through the gym

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:23 No.18500151
    How about teleport behind him and hit and run dakka?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:25 No.18500159
    Cup time.
    Drop some cups and go invis sneak out while we shell game them and leave some explosive bananas behind.

    If he doesn't close in on the cups then circle them around him and once they are close enough reveal and BOOM!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:25 No.18500161
    Teleport onto his back. Then turn invisible and teleport again, above him, and throw a bunch of knives at him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:26 No.18500162
    Seconding. But throw in bananas as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:26 No.18500165
    Do we want to spam our teleport this early on?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:27 No.18500168
    >explosive bananas
    Already ahead of you there bro
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:27 No.18500170
    That maneuver doesn't sound even remotely worth two of our remaining four teleports.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:31 No.18500186
    rolled 23 = 23

    This cup shit is stupid, and pointless.
    Takes too long to set up.
    And ends up with no real payoff.

    Just cover him with the cup and coated on the inside with molotov.
    We don't have any bananas that explode.
    Unless you want to stop time and waste that time injecting molotov in bananas.

    geez you fuckers can be stupid at times

    Voting we take the pistols out and just pepper him with bullets until he makes his move.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:32 No.18500195
    How about a bit of a variant? Mike knows our moves, that's why we need to think on the fly.

    Drop some cups and invis. Don't go under any of the cups. Wait until he gets in the right position and get two cups to come in on two sides and grab him, leaving him inside a rebounder coated inside and a canister or two of molotov.

    Basically a Cup Minefield.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:33 No.18500199
    We just tried that with Molotov and he set up delayed shots.

    All your plan will get us is shot more
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:34 No.18500212
    One way or another we are going to end up in melee with Mike.

    We need to get in there on our terms rather than his
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:36 No.18500222
    Slider is expiring soon too. It only works for five minutes.
    Lets go in while he cant move so freely.
    And just wail on him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:36 No.18500223
    No need to inject Molotov into bananas just throw Molotov over them.
    It is to throw him off his game by annoying him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:37 No.18500228
    >Slider is expiring soon too.
    How long do you think we've been fighting? I can't imagine we've even been going for a minute yet. Combat is a lot faster than you would think it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:38 No.18500234
    We should have 3 1/2 minutes minimum. We have done very little and taken up very little time so far
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:39 No.18500238
    Still that makes it 4 minutes left
    4 minutes where one of his feet have 0 friction.
    4 minutes we could use to our advantage in cqc
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:39 No.18500240
    Wait mike is on a knife, dispel the knife and sneak attack him as he rights himself
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:40 No.18500248
    Seconding this. Also, close in with our belt with another teleport. Also, activate bunny mode at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:42 No.18500254
    Actually, that's a really good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:43 No.18500259
    Even LG agrees that its logical.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:43 No.18500260
    Sneak attack him and detonate the Molotov we have left on him if any so we can close and either tea laser or wail on him with some drago beat downs
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/29/12(Thu)08:45 No.18500265
    Good eye anon.

    Time to us the DaVinci blades then. Teleport behind him and use the blades to inject him with our molotov, then ignite them.

    Warning: this is pretty drastic
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)08:45 No.18500267
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    You displell the knives you left laying around.
    Mike falls and lands squarely on his feet in the Slider.
    He stabilizes himself with his can as he did before.
    At the same moment you go invisible and summon a saucer.
    You quickly fly towards him unseen.

    "NOPE." he says
    *Bang* *Bang* two more shots ring out.
    One misses you widely the other hitting an edge of your saucer.
    "HAH. FOUND YOU!" He says as he summons a large flail.
    A ridiculously large flail.
    He swings it around and aims for the general area where you were flying through.

    **ROLL EM**
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:46 No.18500271
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:47 No.18500274
    rolled 95 = 95


    Roll through with it, use it as a guide to counter attack with the arm knives.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:47 No.18500276
    rolled 65 = 65

    Hey that's my line!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:48 No.18500279
    Ok no more rolls needed
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)08:50 No.18500284
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    You allow him to hit the saucer.
    You jump off at the same moment and use the chain as a path to get to him.
    You bring out your arm blades.
    You jump off the chain and aim right at his chest with a blade.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:51 No.18500288
    rolled 24 = 24


    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/29/12(Thu)08:51 No.18500289
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:51 No.18500291
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:51 No.18500294
    rolled 40 = 40

    Stab and flip over him either onto his back or saucer and keep going behind him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:52 No.18500296
    rolled 94 = 94

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:52 No.18500298
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:52 No.18500300
    Stabby indeed.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:52 No.18500301
    rolled 71 = 71


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:53 No.18500303
    Wow very Stabby.
    That's almost to the point of being choppy despite being such a little blade
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)08:53 No.18500306
    You hit him square in the chest.
    Your momentum driving the blade straight into him.
    The blade snaps off.
    His hide must be as thick as a wall, or maybe its his own shields.
    He makes a blind grab and catches your ankle.
    "GOTCHA!" he says as he swings your body towards the floor.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:54 No.18500307
    rolled 24 = 24


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:54 No.18500310
    rolled 31 = 31

    Time stop free ourself drago and SMALL TIME him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:55 No.18500311
    rolled 66 = 66

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:55 No.18500314
    rolled 73 = 73



    Splash some slider on our ankle, slip out!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:55 No.18500315
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:55 No.18500319
    rolled 52 = 52

    Just as planned
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:56 No.18500320
    rolled 1 = 1

    Rebounder ourself, make him try to grab us and bounce back
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:56 No.18500323
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:56 No.18500324

    OH GOD

    And other stories
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)08:56 No.18500325
    He slams you into the floor.
    Your body jolted by the impact, yer left side slathered with Slider, and your invisibility getting knocked off
    He raises you again to do it once more.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:56 No.18500326
    Oh wow.

    Double HUE.

    That's like game over forever right?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:57 No.18500328
    rolled 34 = 34

    Rolling to sort this shit out.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:57 No.18500329
    rolled 16 = 16

    The dice is not with us tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:57 No.18500330
    rolled 100 = 100

    Random picks? Well we avoided double HUE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:57 No.18500331
    rolled 33 = 33

    We are not fucked!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:57 No.18500332
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:58 No.18500334
    We better not get screwed out of this
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)08:58 No.18500336



    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)08:59 No.18500340
    He slams you to the floor again.
    The impact breaks your left arm, a rib and the ankle he was holding you by.
    He throws you away towards the edge of the protective bubble and you hit the floor rolling.

    You unsteadily get up on your feet, and keep the pain of your broken ankle in check.
    "You're getting sloppy kid."
    He says as he advances on you, skating unsteadily on the Slider.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:00 No.18500341
    They love our tears, their power comes from them
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:01 No.18500344
    Time stop and tea laser
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:01 No.18500345

    Use that goddamn 100.

    Pop a bullet in his face.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:01 No.18500348
    rolled 29 = 29

    Chug healing pot and dargo.

    Flying punch powered by slider
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:02 No.18500350
    Time stop tea laser +100
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:02 No.18500351
    Okay, I know that we've used this tactic a bit too much in the past. But. I think we need to suicide-bomb him. If an enemy is legitimately more powerful than us, as I think Mike may be, I think our only recourse in the future will be retreat or self-sacrifice. Let's brutalize him with a time-stopped tea laser. If that doesn't work, let's grab on and blow us away.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:02 No.18500353
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:02 No.18500355
    rolled 56 = 56


    Timestop 5 seconds.

    Drink healing potion, resume battle.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:02 No.18500356

    Toss a half-dozen teacups/teapots to the edges of the arena. Multi-angle tea-laser attack.

    tl;dr FIN FUNNEL
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:03 No.18500360
    Drink the Drago, dispel the slider when he gets close, then HAYATE PUNCH to the chest, then full power tea laser when he's knocked back.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:03 No.18500361
    rolled 38 = 38



    Mike is not going to let us slowly chug the healing potion. Heal up now, before our damaged ankle slows us enough out of the fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:04 No.18500362
    >taking rolls from before his last posts
    >ignoring a 100 which came after last post

    Really now, LG. Is your F5 broken again?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:04 No.18500363
    I don't think minor healing is gonna help broken bones much.

    If we do it though longer stop healing and drago
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:04 No.18500364
    rolled 32 = 32

    This, then
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:05 No.18500367
    rolled 76 = 76


    LG is going on first roll, now; did you not notice?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:06 No.18500370

    No, he's basically picking and choosing them as he pleases.

    The first roll is only when he says so.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:08 No.18500374
    He is going random..
    Probably rolling a dice and writing the result apart from our double 1's
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:08 No.18500376
    So far in this thread: 2nd roll, 1st roll, 2nd roll, 2st roll, -1st, -2nd and -4th roll
    Yup, the clear pattern there is first roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:09 No.18500378
    That's a "1st".
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)09:09 No.18500379
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    You bring out your coachgun, preloaded with slugs, and quickly aim for his head.

    You fire.
    The shots hit him on the torso and don't do much damage.
    But his already unsteady stance and his frictionless feet bring him down.

    You throw the coachgun aside, it would be almost impossible to reload with a broken arm.

    You jump on him with a knife and put your whole weight behind it.
    You manage to pierce his shoulder.
    "Gah!" he screams as metal cuts through flesh.
    "Okay kid, no more mr.Nice-Mike."
    He uses his arm to bat you off of him, his strength sending you sprawling towards the wall.

    He stand up and pulls out the blade running though him with some difficulty.
    The arm connected to that shoulder seems slower now.

    "Most damage you've done to me so far." he says as he brings out a large axe.
    "Great work."

    He's coming for you.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:10 No.18500384
    rolled 25 = 25


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:11 No.18500386
    rolled 17 = 17

    Time stop healing + drago or healing + tea laser then drago and beat the shit out of him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:11 No.18500387
    rolled 74 = 74


    Timestop and consume the healing potion. At least to heal the ankle or its gonna slow us down terribly.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:11 No.18500391
    "I'd better step up my game then."
    Time stop. Drink all the Healing and a dose of Drago. Get out enlarged spoon to use as a club and beat the shit out of him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:12 No.18500393
    rolled 1 = 1

    Drop Molotov teleport up and healing potion while in time stop
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:12 No.18500394
    rolled 88 = 88

    We haven't used the spoons recently, let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:12 No.18500395
    Thats five liters of healing potion.
    That will weigh us down.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:13 No.18500399
    rolled 78 = 78

    Welp looks like we are done.

    Dice gods do not like us fighting Mike it seems.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/29/12(Thu)09:14 No.18500400
    rolled 45 = 45

    Oh you have gotta to be shitting me. Three nat 1's in one thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:14 No.18500403
    rolled 85 = 85


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:15 No.18500405
    rolled 61 = 61

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:16 No.18500409
    rolled 88 = 88

    Dice gods must fucking love gorilla's
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:17 No.18500412
    Even double dubs won't save us now
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)09:17 No.18500414
    You stop time.
    You drink as much healing potion as you're comfortable with and down a dose of Drago.
    Your ankle and rib feel a lot better, the broken arm regaining some mobility.

    You then throw all your remaining Molotov in the flask at him.

    You release time stop with 20 seconds left
    And explode the potion soaked into his fur
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:18 No.18500416
    rolled 56 = 56

    Yeah we need Kraus to have more creepy doll sex
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:18 No.18500417
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:18 No.18500418
    rolled 67 = 67


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:18 No.18500420
    rolled 62 = 62

    Tea laser!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:18 No.18500422
    rolled 41 = 41

    "Take that, you damn dirty ape!"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:18 No.18500424
    rolled 71 = 71


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:19 No.18500426
    Firat post linking to him and we might be lucky
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:19 No.18500428
    rolled 10 = 10


    Let's not say that. We actually like Mike, y'know. No need for that sort of language.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:20 No.18500432
    Yeah no insulting him.

    Maybe troll him with some bananas if we aren't getting our ass handed to us but no hating
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:21 No.18500434
    Yeah, seriously, we're not racist, just competitive.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:22 No.18500438
    And prone to playing jokes on those we love and somewhat tolerate
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)09:23 No.18500439
    You see him get thrown off his feet, in the large explosion.
    He lands a couple of meters away.
    "Fucking explosive potions.." he says as he stands up shakily. His ax now replaced with a sword and shield.

    You rush him with a large spoon.
    He blocks with his shield, but with some difficulty.
    And attacks with the sword, you manage to swivel away in time.
    He bashes you with the shield, his full weight behind it.
    You are sent back a few feet.
    "I didn't plan on using this, but you are doing a lot better then I expected."
    He raises his sword and comes at you.
    [ ]block
    [ ]evade
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:23 No.18500442
    [x] Evade
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:24 No.18500443
    I thinks after this we go see Ryuu and see about a better healing potion.

    We are too fragile and light wounds just won't cut it
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:24 No.18500447
    Dating Nanoha is ok, but quoting Charlton Heston is a no no? I can never figure you guys out.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:24 No.18500449
    Even with drago I don't trust we can block him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:25 No.18500452
    rolled 49 = 49

    [x] BLOCK. We're on a Drago rush, while it lasts surprise him by hitting power with power.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:25 No.18500453


    >didn't expect to use those weapons we do NOT want to get hit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:25 No.18500455
    Yes. Bananas and other healthy foods for ingredients, and the memory of us slowly nursing a stray kitten back to health.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:25 No.18500456
    Different things. And Mike has been the first bro we ever found so we wouldn't want to actually hurt him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:26 No.18500459
    Block with rebounder tray!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:27 No.18500460

    tea laser.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:27 No.18500463
    rolled 65 = 65

    Darth Evader. we can't take that strength head-on, even if he's expecting us to dodge.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:28 No.18500467

    Summon a thousand bananas over his head!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:29 No.18500475
    We need to make an opening before firing that.
    Try and find or make a chink in his armour.

    On that note bunnymode or teleport aside and aim for that injured shoulder. We want to slow him down as much as possible and if we work on his existing injuries we will give ourselves a better chance
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:30 No.18500482
    Block. We're still running on Drago's 8x Strength Boost. That should get us close to Mike's level.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:31 No.18500486
    >Try and find or make a chimp in his armour.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:31 No.18500487
    We block then we give the advantage away.
    If we evade we can use it to deliver a really solid blow before he figures out what we have done
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)09:32 No.18500490
    You quickly roll to one side as the sword comes down.
    As you try and regain your bearings, Mike is suddenly jumping towards you. He's holding a large mallet in his hands.
    To your right Mike watches as he raises the sword at the ready again.

    You roll again.
    The mallet crushing the floor where you were just moments before.
    You quickly scramble to your feet to avoid a spear aimed for your thigh by a third Mike.

    You jump back to give yourself some working room.
    You look to find 5 Mikes charging at you.
    The first three were joined by one with an axe and one with a flail.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:33 No.18500495
    Teleport directly up and tea laser down.
    We need to level the field

    Once we figure out which mike is the real one pop a saucer above us and use it to make a diving attack
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:34 No.18500498
    Shell game.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:36 No.18500504

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:36 No.18500508
    Rebounder cup over us?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:37 No.18500512
    Shell Game (can Kraus materialize the teacups with Rebounder pre-coated?), but instead of hiding in the cups, we actually go invisible.

    Then summon all of our familiars.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:38 No.18500520
    Slider is well and truly gone by now I guess? Doesn't seem like it would be from the writing but good to be sure
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:40 No.18500525
    rolled 59 = 59


    I really like this idea. It actually gives a point to the shell game
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:40 No.18500527
    Sweep a tealaser through them to find the real one.
    Summon familiars to distract and disrupt.
    Hit the real Mike with a GIGA FORK BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRR.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:40 No.18500528
    Jakob with his moonstone again? Sounds good.
    Lo with a ladder and slider and no wan trabble could work
    Ted with drago will be fun
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)09:42 No.18500532
    you are on part of the floor with no slider.
    [a liter of the stuff thrown can only go so far]
    The shit on mike's body got evaporated in the explosion
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:42 No.18500533

    Rebounder over *us*. It'll do wonders given Mike's focussing on using Melee weapons.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:42 No.18500535
    No moonstone. Not yet. Damn thing would drain us straight out of the match and make us faint again.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:43 No.18500538
    Yeah I figured we were clear of it just wondering on the time to see whether we can factor it into more plans or not
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:43 No.18500541

    Ohohoh. Have Kraus summon a burnt human-shaped and -sized cake under one of the teacups, so if Mike just explodes/shoots them all, it'll throw him for a second or two.

    A second or two could make all the difference.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:44 No.18500542
    Actually we don't know that.
    It spikes his consumption but Kraus didn't mention how much more and how much it would drain us
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:44 No.18500545
    Like, Rebounder on our shirt, and one our arms, so that any attacks aimed at them simply bounce off, and we can use our arms as unexpected shields?
    Could work.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:45 No.18500550

    Also, fill the cake with a lot of jam/tomato sauce.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:47 No.18500560
    Fake death cake?
    Teleport laser?
    Teacup rebounder?
    Rebounder otherwise?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:49 No.18500568
    He said that it causes a massive power drain.
    I am not one to put two and two together, but we are not exactly the stellar example of having good magic reserves for any length of time after combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:49 No.18500570
    I'm voting for combined:

    All at once, or as close as possible. We can't hold back now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:50 No.18500572
    Yeah but massive compared to his normal drain? Or massive based on our majaik?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:50 No.18500573
    Rock candy armour with a rebounder coating?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:50 No.18500574

    Bad for us either way, frankly.

    "Massive" is not a good word, unless it's describing our junk.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:51 No.18500576
    Shell Game with Rebounder and a fake death cake, but we're actually pulling a Kansas City Shuffle by going invisible and using the opportunity to douse ourselves in Rebounder (as armor), and summoning our familiars, Lo with licorice rope and a big canteen full of alcohol for Drunken Chanda.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:51 No.18500578
    Hehe that is the best time for the word massive.
    A close second is when referencing our balls and swag
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:52 No.18500579
    >Rock candy armour with a rebounder coating?
    Not really. Just coating our jacket in Rebounder makes everything bounce off of it, making it superb armor.
    I can't believe we didn't realize this before.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:52 No.18500583
    rolled 56 = 56

    Well Jacob could drain that fast as well if you know what I'm saying.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:53 No.18500586
    You do realize this bullshit will have to happen in less than a few seconds right?

    Just take out our familiars.

    None of this cake bullshit or the still stupid cup shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:53 No.18500588
    Well it works well but I was just thinking so we had something to take the hit over our head unless we feel like having a rebounder shower
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:55 No.18500600

    This is going to be absolutley nuts.

    I love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:55 No.18500601
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:56 No.18500603
    It is situational and it might be less effective on clothes than other things maybe.

    We haven't really fought many enemies who were big melee on this level
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:56 No.18500608

    Kraus makes the cake. We pull the teacups. That's practically instantatneous.

    Going invisible is also instant. So is the teleport. Summoning familiars takes a second or two.

    This shit is insane enough to maybe possibly work.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:56 No.18500610
    >You do realize this bullshit will have to happen in less than a few seconds right?
    Yes, and prior experience has shown that we can materialize the cups and the cake in under a second.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)09:59 No.18500619
    So can we agree on something?
    Teleport out, throw minions, rebounder ourself and go?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)10:00 No.18500620
    You quickly drop some cups and turn invisible.
    You have Kraus summon a man shaped burnt cake in one of them
    You jump away and douse your shirt and your left arm in your remaining rebounder.

    The five Mikes get to the teacups..
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:00 No.18500623
    Using the cups and going invisible to release our familiars and blindside Mike is a good idea I say. Misdirection to buy us some breathing room against 5 Mikes? Yeah that sounds like a good idea. The cake thing I agree isn't really necessary and probably won't be effective.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:01 No.18500626
    Tea laser them while they are around the cup.
    Either from the side or above just as long as we hit them all
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:05 No.18500647

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)10:06 No.18500650
    They stop.
    "Jesus Christ kid. Are you trying to embarrass yourself? " the one with the shield says.
    "I cannot see you right now but I can fucking smell you there to our left. AND THE FUCKING BREAD UNDER THE CUPS ISN'T HELPING TOO. I taught you better than to be this stupid."
    *TONK* *TONK* *TONK*
    Bolts from a crossbow fly past you.
    You see a sixth Mike standing near the edge of the protective bubble.
    He's firing wildly in your general direction.

    You run while still invisible. And begin dropping your familiars.

    J comes out in laplace mode,
    Lo and Ted are in thier bigger forms.

    The five melee Mikes rush your familiars.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:08 No.18500656
    Well shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:09 No.18500660
    Do this and summon our footmen. Lo + Flying Dutchman and maybe some Booze and Ted + Drago. I think we'd best keep J in our hat for now though, unless he still has some time left for his not easily squished form.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)10:11 No.18500669
    The one with the spear rushes Lo.
    J faces off the one with the flail.
    The axe and mallet weilding ones advance on Ted.

    You get to the one with the crossbow and attempt to stab it with a sword while invisible.
    It gets hit square in the chest, but his hard defense don't allow for much penetration.

    He roll away.
    You see Lo duck and tumble out of the spear's reach.

    The unarmed J is avoiding the flail pretty easily.

    Ted is swatting at the two attacking him with his tail.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:12 No.18500673
    Look for the one with a hurt shoulder, it should be the real one.

    Then drop the drago hammer on him preferably with a sneak attack on his hurt shoulder
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:12 No.18500678
    Switch partners, keep them off balance
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:12 No.18500680
    So how about some time stop and mass Tea laser firing?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:13 No.18500683
    Use the fucking handguns with bottomless magazines.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:13 No.18500685
    Throw our wineskin to Lo so he can down some Drago and give the rest to Ted. If Kraus can manage it, also a gourd with high-proof alcohol for Lo so he can go Drunken Master.
    Jakob needs guns if he's to take out the Mike attacking him.

    Find the Mike that's got a hurt shoulder, and concentrate our attack on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:13 No.18500688

    Can we move the teacups? As in, swarm them on to sword-ape and seal him under them for a bit?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:14 No.18500690
    Nah we need to see which one is real because we don't have the majaik or time stop left to throw it around
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:14 No.18500695
    The pistols wont do shit to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:18 No.18500710
    Have we tried if the dagger the Emperor gave us works? We should have it in our belt right?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:18 No.18500712
    Figure out which is the real mike.
    Once we have that focus Lo and J on covering Ted so that he can charge the real one and we use time stop once Ted gets him busy and tea laser the fuck out of him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:18 No.18500713
    We shot Mike right in the chest with a shotgun slug with little effect. I double that pistols will do much.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:18 No.18500720
    We have it but Emps said he could never get it to work, we figure it is because it is out of sand
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:19 No.18500727
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:20 No.18500734
    Actually we hit him in the head, it barely phased him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:21 No.18500740
    Let's not bank on an item we were told never worked that we haven't had time to test out
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)10:22 No.18500747
    YOu move around still invisible.
    The Mikes that sense your presence try and take swipes at you, bu they miss.

    You check them for the shoulder wound you inflicted.
    You find it hidden behind the shield of the one with a sword.

    WAT DO?
    [still invisible]
    [familiars distracting other mikes]
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:22 No.18500750

    well, it's not like we have too many other options at this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:22 No.18500751
    Do what?
    Hayate doesn't know what the knife does, only that it might be broken because the God-Emperor of Mankind couldn't get it to work. We, the players, know that it won't work because it's out of sand.

    So what, exactly, do you want to do with it?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:23 No.18500754
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)10:23 No.18500757
    you AIMED for his head. but hit him in the chest
    [you were firing both barrels one handed, resulting in the bad aim]
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:23 No.18500759

    A half-dozen knives in the back all at once?

    Go for the spine, at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:24 No.18500761
    Have Ted charge the real Mike.
    Have Lo and J cover him

    Once we get Real Mike distracted time stop tea laser and everything we can at him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:24 No.18500762
    rolled 65 = 65


    Remove uniform.

    Use it and its scent as bait for the mike we identified.

    When he attacks it, tea laser him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:24 No.18500765
    Is our Drago still up? If not, consume more. The FIST OF THE NORTH STAR that shoulder wound.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:25 No.18500770
    You stupid shit.
    That will leave the other mikes to attack us.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:25 No.18500775
    Point blank Full-power tealaser into his back.

    Let's make some noise.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:25 No.18500776
    Ah ok I misread it then

    Find a way to get real mike separated and distracted then drop the hammer on him, drago beat down , tea laser, douse him in molotov whatever we've got
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:26 No.18500780
    Invisibility does not work on items not attached to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:26 No.18500783
    Except we are invisible and staying that way until we get an opening.

    They can find us if they aren't busy trying to avoid brutal rape from out minions
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:35 No.18500823
    Jesus i leave you guys for like an hour and you roll 3 nat 1's.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:36 No.18500833
    We already have that opening.
    He's distracted by fighting the familiars.
    If all of them turned on him.
    He'll know something is up
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:39 No.18500849
    No Ted charges him.
    He will be wary and know something is coming so we need a distraction so we can set him up to take a hit from us

    And I think it was 3 separate people who managed it as well
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)10:43 No.18500871
    'Lo, J. COVER TED.' you order your familiars.
    'TED, Attack the one with the shield!'

    Lo grabs the spear off the one he was fighting and breaks the tip off, giving himself a staff.
    J sidesteps the flail weilder and joins up with Lo.
    Ted charges.

    The real Mike looks up to see the huge dinosaur running right at him.
    He puts his guard up as you sneak behind him.
    You take out your teapot and fire.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:44 No.18500876
    I got a 1 in the double ones then I got a 100

    Close in on real mike then time stop and pound on him and that shoulder then tea laser from point blank just before we run out of time
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:44 No.18500877
    rolled 38 = 38

    Nat 1 get!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:44 No.18500878
    rolled 21 = 21

    In before we blast Ted...
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:45 No.18500880
    rolled 8 = 8

    Dammit, this is all going to fall apart!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:45 No.18500882
    rolled 27 = 27


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:45 No.18500886
    rolled 5 = 5

    Looks like Mike
    Is about to be served
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:46 No.18500888
    rolled 63 = 63

    Considering tonight's luck, this is going to be a clusterfuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:46 No.18500890
    rolled 8 = 8

    Dice gods hate us tonight
    Check this 1
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:46 No.18500893
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:46 No.18500894
    rolled 68 = 68

    "Alright, no more monkey business."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:46 No.18500895
    rolled 8 = 8

    Time to see if self-loathing still works on the dice.
    This is going to suck. Tonight has shown that the dice are out to get us.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:47 No.18500897
    rolled 1 = 1

    No need to go bananas
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:47 No.18500900
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:47 No.18500901
    rolled 91 = 91


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:47 No.18500902
    rolled 92 = 92

    Eh, I got this.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:48 No.18500908
    rolled 24 = 24

    Tonight is going to be the worst night in history for our rolls
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)10:49 No.18500910
    >low rolls, low rolls everywhere

    The massive beam of tea hits him square in the back.
    He turns away from Ted and faces you.
    He raises his shield to block, and begins to walk through the beam.
    You pump more power in.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:49 No.18500914

    Buh- but.. they got this!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:49 No.18500916
    rolled 55 = 55

    I got this again.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:50 No.18500917
    rolled 57 = 57

    Its a scripted battle. clearly.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:50 No.18500918
    rolled 47 = 47

    Cool rolls here bros
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:50 No.18500919
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:50 No.18500920
    rolled 89 = 89

    We suck and we're clearly going to lose. Fucking dice gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:50 No.18500921
    rolled 41 = 41

    Just wow.
    I have never seen something like this happen ever, the dice are sentient they do hate us and they like pimp gorillas apparently
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:50 No.18500923
    rolled 96 = 96


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:51 No.18500926
    rolled 37 = 37

    Mah Nigga!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:51 No.18500927

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:51 No.18500928
    rolled 46 = 46

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:51 No.18500929
    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:51 No.18500935
    rolled 15 = 15

    y'know, this point blank laser thing never seems to work on the instructors.

    how bout we just stop the laser and let ted eat him?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:51 No.18500936
    rolled 33 = 33

    Ok, to be fair: Is there anyone who doesn't like pimp gorillas?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:52 No.18500939
    But personally I love pimp gorillas
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:54 No.18500943
    Keep layering him and then let Ted eat him when he gets close enough
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:54 No.18500944
    inb4 athena's curse suddenly weakens us
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:55 No.18500948
    Or we draw power out from her so we can actually win this

    Or more likely a hole opens in the universe and eats us
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)10:55 No.18500949
    "No more Monkey business." you say as your beam flares up and your majaik consumption goes into the red.
    The shield is blown away from his hand.
    He tries to block with the sword, and takes some steps towards you.

    The one with the crossbow aims at you, but Lo disarms him with his staff.
    Ted swats away three more running for you from the side.

    You pour your last remaining Majaik into your shot.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:56 No.18500954
    rolled 66 = 66

    We're going to pass out and miss Sousuke's training trip that we've been looking forward to all week, aren't we? Just another failure in Hayate's life.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:57 No.18500955
    rolled 81 = 81



    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:57 No.18500956
    rolled 69 = 69


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:57 No.18500957
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:57 No.18500958
    Goddammit 4 nat 1's in a single thread! The end is upon us gentleman, we have abused the power of the dice gods and now they have forsaken us for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:58 No.18500962
    rolled 37 = 37


    You didn't pick the 96? For shame.

    Fuck it. MAXIMUM BEAMU
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:58 No.18500965
    rolled 64 = 64

    I will buy you a banana after I win.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:59 No.18500967
    rolled 53 = 53

    On a side note is there any way we can get nanoha to teach us any divine buster shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:59 No.18500968
    rolled 20 = 20


    Fuck the odds!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:59 No.18500969
    >no 96

    Fuck it. I'm calling that one in, damnit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:59 No.18500971
    We should probably look into that
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:00 No.18500975
    Yeah seconded.
    We have had enough rape so far, even if we pass out we need to fuck him up
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:01 No.18500979
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    rolled 75 = 75

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:01 No.18500982
    rolled 82 = 82


    We are going to win so hard that any girl within a mile radius of us will get soaking wet.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:02 No.18500990
    Like the night with Hina?
    Snap out fingers and make their panties dissolve from sheer swag?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:03 No.18500994

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:03 No.18500996
    Erica, Hina, Sakamoto and the idols are probably already there
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:04 No.18501000
    Erica definitely is after that shit we pulled after her loss.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)11:05 No.18501004
    >that last roll was for how long you will be passed out

    You increase the power and tighten the beam.
    Aiming right at the wound in his shoulder.
    He noticed this and tries to throw the sword at you.
    J blocks it with his arms, wounding himself.

    The beam sinks in and you blast through Mike and sweep the beam diagonally down through his chest.

    "You win." He says before he disappears.

    You rematerialize in the gym.
    "Great work kid." Mike tells you wit ha pat on your shoulder.
    "Thanks Mi-"
    You begin to lose consciousness
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:06 No.18501010
    We better wake up on our girls this time.
    No more waking up in gorilla laps
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:07 No.18501014

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:07 No.18501015
    AAAND we wake up in Keima's and Perrine's arms.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:09 No.18501030
    I am half expecting a hue hue hue or harem expecting us.
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)11:09 No.18501031
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    You are Perinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And you were watching him fight.

    He won with a grace and strength you've never seen before.
    He reappeared in the gym and passed out.
    You run up to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:09 No.18501033
    We owe all of our familiars after this, and especially J, for taking that shot meant for us. We don't do enough for him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:10 No.18501045
    rolled 71 = 71

    Fuck off Perinne, nobody likes you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:11 No.18501047
    WOO WOO!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:11 No.18501049
    Uh, I like her. Also, I feel bad for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:11 No.18501050
    >You rematerialize in the gym.

    Wait, so we *were* in a training field? Or did Mike teleport out?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:11 No.18501051
    Hey! That's uncalled for.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:12 No.18501056
    rolled 23 = 23


    Piss off.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:12 No.18501057
    Of course we were in a training field.
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)11:13 No.18501059
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    You are Perinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And you are sitting on the floor.

    His head is in your lap.
    He is still out cold.
    You sit there not minding the looks people are giving you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:13 No.18501060
    >"No training field Mike?"
    >"Nah. Let's give em a live show." he grins up at you.

    First post, y'know.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:13 No.18501063
    Dude kind of fucked, im not a big fan either but still she's in the process of tsun to dere so at least she trying.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:14 No.18501067
    In a smaller field people could see into

    Screw all of you, just because she isn't your waifu
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:15 No.18501071
    Erica and Hina are not going to be too happy.
    Nor Ursula, when she finds out.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:15 No.18501075
    Erica is going to be pissed. Hina is going to be confused.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:16 No.18501078

    we will be in so much trouble and not even know why, when we wake up.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:16 No.18501079
    I think Erica knew to a degree already.
    Hina definitely knew

    Ursula and Hina won't be happy but I think Hina won't be as averse
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:16 No.18501080

    Perhaps not, but fuck-all we can do while unconscious.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:16 No.18501082
    You don't count. You're obviously insane.

    Is it? Is it really? We have two girlfriends in the room to worry about us. We've talked to her like 4 times, she's not even a friend yet. She has no business putting out head in her lap.

    My die beat your die so I'm obviously in the right here.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)11:17 No.18501084
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    You are Sakamoto Mio, a liasons officer for witch/Bureau relations.
    And you are watching the fights.

    Erica and Hina are now also off fighting.
    Your 'wife' just won against his handler.
    You continue to drink.

    I meant to say, "the protection field dematerilizes"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:17 No.18501085

    Who wants to bet Mio's gone absolutely bonkers for us after that?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:18 No.18501086
    We have also been quite nice to her, we are unconscious and she has been fucking obsessing over us for ages.

    Either stick to the character or piss off
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:18 No.18501087
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:19 No.18501092
    >Erica and Hina are now also off fighting.
    They didn't see? Shit. Someone damn well better have a recording for us to show them.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:19 No.18501095
    Probably quite likely.
    She is drinking but she will be plotting since she was already making moves
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:21 No.18501106
    Is that a "just as planned" 'continue to drink', or a "holy shit that was fucking nuts" 'continue to drink'?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:22 No.18501110
    >Either stick to the character or piss off
    The character is unconscious, as you said. It wasn't a suggestion for something for Hayate to say - he can't fucking say anything and doesn't know it's happening anyway. It was just me hating Perinne. Am I not allowed to have opinions now?
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)11:24 No.18501125
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    You are Sakamoto Mio, a liasons officer for witch/Bureau relations.
    And an interesting situation has begun to unfold.

    He has passed out like he did back in the castle.
    Perinne is cradling his head in her lap, her look unreadable.
    You continue to drink.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:24 No.18501126
    You can but it means I can still hate you for being a dick

    Probably a "holy shit I need new panties" continue to drink
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:24 No.18501127
    No, you're allowed to have your opinions, unpopular as they are. Why are you surprised at being hated for holding an unpopular opinion?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)11:25 No.18501136
    Yes. It was quite uncalled for.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:25 No.18501137
    wait, does this mean LG's going to bed real soon?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:26 No.18501142
    He does these when necessary as well as at the end of a thread
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:26 No.18501143
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)11:26 No.18501144
    And you are never alone in that.

    That, or Hayate's passed out and he wants to pass some time.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:27 No.18501150
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    i feel happy now LG Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:27 No.18501153
    quick! Anybody remember the last time he had a pack to smoke?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:27 No.18501159
    He probably has three next to his computer
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)11:28 No.18501164
    If he isn't mentioning it, he's probably fine
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:32 No.18501180
    >I wish you were real so i could show you my eiffel tower. And the i ca go through you arc du triumph
    Yes, I gathered that.

    That's fine. I can hate Perinne and you can hate me.

    I'm not surprised at being hated, I was surprised at the suggestion that everybody in the thread has to be one giant Hayate hivemind that never deviates from anything he would think.

    It wasn't. People seem to be forgetting that Perinne is an unlikeable bitch just because she wants our cock. A reminder was sorely needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:32 No.18501186
    Or he has no money to buy them and is trying to ignore it
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:35 No.18501198
    All hail SuperButler?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:35 No.18501202
    >Giant hivemind
    Nope, we can barely agree on what food to eat remember?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)11:35 No.18501203
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    "Hey, Hey. Is big-brother alright?" the twins ask her.
    "Yeah. He just needs some rest." She tells them.
    "Are you another one of his girlfreinds? nishihi." ami laughs.
    "W-what?!" she blushes but prevents herself from moving too much.
    "Weeeell... You did look very concerned for him when he fell.. And you did run to him saying his name..." Mami says slyly.
    "I.. I'm not." Perrine answers softly. "I'm not."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:36 No.18501208
    Actually she seems to be less of an unlikeable bitch in this universe, still not a favorite but she gets along with most the witches at least
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:36 No.18501211
    >"I.. I'm not." Perrine answers softly. "I'm not."

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:38 No.18501219
    I suppose that with our accelerated majaik regeneration, we should be unconscious for less time than previously. Hopefully we won't miss Sagara's training trip.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)11:38 No.18501220
    >She only wants our cock
    That's your opinion, and that's fine, so long as you know not everyone shares it, which I'm sure you do. Besides, that's where it started with Erica.

    So there's no real point in mentioning it, is there?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:39 No.18501225

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)11:40 No.18501235
    It's okay, man, it's okay.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:40 No.18501236
    Probably not a good idea mentioning it.
    Didn't really stop me though
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:41 No.18501238
    >She only wants our cock
    >That's your opinion
    No it isn't. She likes us. I'm saying the fact that she wants our cock is distracting people and making them think she's girlfriend-material when she's not.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:41 No.18501240
    That is kind of scary, it feels like they are planning rape in that picture
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:41 No.18501242

    Bitch has been desperately needing a hug for like a week now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:42 No.18501244

    holy shit she did not say


    OH SHIT, does our swag work while we are offline?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)11:42 No.18501245
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    You wake up to something soft and warm under your head.
    'God. I hope it's not Mike again.' you think to yourself.
    "...I'm not." you hear someone say above you.
    You open your eyes to find Perrine holding you in her lap.
    "Ooooh. Niichan is awake now."
    "Niichan! Niichan! You were so cool!" the twin idols tell you.
    "Are you alright?" Perrine asks peering down at you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:42 No.18501247
    Actually it is your opinion.
    She fell for us slower than Erica did and with more reason than a few sausage jokes
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:43 No.18501253

    "I'm fine now, thanks."

    Sit up.

    "How long was I out for?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:43 No.18501256
    "I- Yes, I think I am. Thank you, Perrine."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:44 No.18501260
    "Yes, I'm better now, thank you. I'm terribly sorry to have troubled you, Ms. Perrine."

    'Hey Kraus, how long was I out for? Any changes to my majaik reserves?'
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:44 No.18501262
    "Yes, thankyou.
    Actually, this feels rather comfortable like this."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:45 No.18501267

    A bit too formal I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:45 No.18501268
    >Yes I am the thanks, I isn't pushed myself too hard.

    Are you Yoda?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:45 No.18501269
    Yes I am the thanks, I just pushed myself too hard.
    When did you get here though Perrine? I didn't see you here when I started my fight with Mike
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:46 No.18501271

    And then she either starts to lost it from pent up emotions, or shoves us off her lap.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:46 No.18501272
    No my autocorrect just fucking hates me on this tablet
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:47 No.18501278
    I think she has sort of lost the Tsun by this point.
    At least that's how I see it given her last few side story bits
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:47 No.18501281
    >Actually it is your opinion.
    What the fuck? You can't tell me what my opinion is. You can disagree with it, you can tell me I'm not communicating it clearly, but you can't tell me you know what my opinion is better than me. That's... I've been here too long to say it's the most retarded thing I've ever seen, but it's pretty fucking retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:47 No.18501283
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    >Heh. http://pic.twitter.com/V01wgODX
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:47 No.18501285

    >Deletes post.
    >Reposts it.
    >Same fucking error.

    Cracking up so hard right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:48 No.18501292
    Well funny because it is.
    She has had more character reason for liking us than"she wants our cock" and she has shown more fucking depth than Erica did when we went for her, like it or not you are putting your opinion as fact
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:49 No.18501294

    Yes, I am the thanks.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:49 No.18501301
    Umm what error?
    The error I saw was isn't being where just should be
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)11:50 No.18501310
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    "I'm fine now, thanks."
    "Are you sure?" she asks
    You sit up.
    "Yeah. So how long was I out?"
    "Just a couple of minutes Niichan. You looked so comfortable in her lap though. Nishishi" the twins tell you.
    Perrine blushes at this and tries to hide her face behind her hands.
    "Thank you Perrine." You say as you stand up and help her up.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]go back to your seat
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:51 No.18501312

    see >>18501294
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:51 No.18501315
    >The error I saw was isn't being where just should be

    You're priceless. You really are.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:51 No.18501316
    >She has had more character reason for liking us than "she wants our cock" and she has shown more fucking depth than Erica did when we went for her
    I agree. I never said different. I said that people in this thread are being distracted by the fact that she likes us, and she's still a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:51 No.18501317
    Ah see it now.
    Can't be fucked changing it at this point
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:51 No.18501318
    ... Is Lo alright?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:52 No.18501322

    Go back to seat.

    Invite Perrine to join us in watching the match.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:52 No.18501324
    [X]go back to your seat, with Perrine, and engage her in pleasant conversation while keeping an eye on the girl's final matches.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:53 No.18501328
    Pop out the familiars and check on them.
    Take a seat and ask Perrine if she'd like to join us.
    If J is up for it, some tea would be lovely
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:53 No.18501330
    Fair enough.

    Talk to Mike thank him for an epic battle then go collapse on our seat and probably get swamped by girls again
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:53 No.18501333
    [x]go back to your seat
    also pull out Jakob, and personally thank him for taking that sword meant for us. Without him and the others, we would have lost the match against Mike badly.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:53 No.18501334
    No reason he shouldn't be. It was Jakob that got hurt.

    We should see if he's okay, for that matter. Healing potion ahoy!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)11:54 No.18501337
    "Heh." seems right. I just said it myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:54 No.18501339
    LG's twitter.
    Maximum trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:54 No.18501343

    I think she'd be nicer if we asked her to play nice.

    She clearly has the capacity to be less of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:55 No.18501347

    We papa now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:55 No.18501349
    Invite Perrine back with us to our seat. Just because we were knocked out does not mean that we can stop being a butler after all.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)11:56 No.18501352
    Back to the seat, bring Perrine, small talk while we watch.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:56 No.18501354
    Aside from talking to the people that have been suggested lets get ourself a nice drink.

    After that I think we deserve one
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:58 No.18501369
    We already were Papa

    I had a thought. What are the idols devices? Are they puchimasu?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)11:59 No.18501371

    back to seat with added company and watch the fights
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:00 No.18501377
    We are acquiring quite a following today really aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:00 No.18501378
    I think we officially need to talk to the girls about Perrine.

    "She's been ill lately, and she clearly has something on her mind that's bugging her. I also get the the feeling she might like me. I need to go and talk with her and try to get this stuff sorted out BEFORE some sort of insane misunderstanding happens."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:02 No.18501388

    How many non-Harem girls are with us now? Five?

    "Christ Hayate, we leave you alone for five minutes and you've literally DOUBLED the size of your harem?"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:02 No.18501389
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)12:03 No.18501391
    This seems quite rational. Something must be wrong.

    But seriously, yes, let's.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:03 No.18501397
    Hey guys, I have a question that's been bugging me for a while,

    Why do you keep switching between Hayate and Hayata?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:04 No.18501401
    >Actually sorting stuff out before the insane misunderstandings happen
    The fuck is this? Such a crazy concept could never work.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:04 No.18501403
    Wordsmith! You keep at it!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:04 No.18501406
    Only Sakamoto does that.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:04 No.18501407
    I think we should ask Erica about it as well. She's known Perrine from their time during the War.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)12:04 No.18501409
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    >back to seat
    >thank the guys

    You pull out your familiars in thier smaller forms.
    "PANDA! RABBIT! DINO!" the idol twins squee.
    They are allover the three in a blink of an eye.

    "Are you guys alright?" you ask your friends.
    "Never better sir."
    "Lo is fine."
    "I am quite well, thank you."
    "Thanks for fighting with me guys. I would not have won without you."
    "It nothing. We no want you have trabble."
    "And J, I thank you for taking that sword meant for me." you tell your loyal rabbit. "It allowed me to take Mike out."
    "I live to serve you sir. Think nothing of it." he answers with a bow.
    The Ami and Mami pick up J and Lo.
    'Mike. Thanks for the awesome match.' you mentillate your mentor.
    'Thank you too kid. I've not fought that hard since I was reassigned to training duties. Now go get some rest. You wiped yourself out again.'
    'Okay Mike. Thanks again.'

    "Perinne, would you like to accompany us as we watch the reminder of the matches?" you ask her.
    "Sure." she answers.

    You guide the girls back up to your spot up in the bleachers where Mio and Miki are waiting.
    Perrine sits herself beside the major.
    The twins take seats on your left next to Miki.

    You look around the large holo screens to see who's still fighting.
    [ ]Hina
    [ ]Erica
    [ ]Kenji
    [ ]Keima
    [ ]Negi
    [ ]Shirou
    [ ]Sousuke
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:05 No.18501412
    Yep seconded.

    Some people call him that some people just type it wrong.

    Weirdly Mio who is from Japan calls him Hayata
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)12:05 No.18501413
    We are a strong attractive force, it only makes sense they'd show up during a public event, if they aren't otherwise occupied.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:06 No.18501417

    Agreed. The sooner we get a handle on Perrine the better. We don't want to learn that she's pregnant or something when she starts to show.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:06 No.18501422
    [x] Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:07 No.18501424
    [x]Erica and Hina
    Then Sousuke, Negi, Kenji, Keima, Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:07 No.18501426
    Erica > Hina > Keima > Sousuke
    And dammit I was hoping Sakura would be facing Jace.
    See how long she could be bothered with his rules before screw the rules I have fiery came into play
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:07 No.18501430

    Girls first, then just keep checking bullet points on the others.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)12:07 No.18501431
    Hina, Erica, Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:08 No.18501434
    Yep 5
    Mio, Mami, Ami, Miki and Perrine
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:08 No.18501437
    Shirou just because shit is about to get dense.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)12:09 No.18501439
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    Miki's is that boombox they were using by the lake.
    The twins have joke hammers
    Iori's is binded to that rabbit stuffed toy.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:10 No.18501448
    Fuck the twins with joke hammers?
    That is big trabble
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:10 No.18501453

    Erica, Hina, Keima, Shirou, Sousuke

    i'd like to see how shirou is handeling things.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:11 No.18501457
    I'm trying to figure out who would be the most entertaining opponent for Shirou.

    Personally, I think Fighter from 8-but Theater would be a strong contender. Put 'em together, watch universe collapse from the sheer DERP.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:11 No.18501461
    You mean you want to see if he is derping while Rance or someone else tries to get him to fight seriously?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:12 No.18501465
    >Fuck the twins with joke hammers?

    You may want to invest in punctuation, to avoid interesting phrases like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:12 No.18501468
    Watch as his alter ego takes over during the match.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:12 No.18501474
    Min Max wouldn't be bad since he is just as derp as well.
    Or maybe take a really classy character who is trying to fight him but Shirou just keeps swordabooing the whole time
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:12 No.18501477

    I think straight up combat is pretty much the only thing he does well.

    So they probably gave him a Rubik's cube or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:13 No.18501483
    But it leads to such interesting mental images.
    Punctuation does generally help though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)12:15 No.18501489
    She's due for new trainee exams Monday, it won't take that long.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:15 No.18501492
    I need a sign that says too poor to punctuate

    And a begging cup for donations so I can buy punctuation
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:16 No.18501499
    i just pictured Erica vs Vash the stampede.

    i hope somewhere along the line characters from GaoGaiGar show up.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:17 No.18501507

    Some part of me wants him to reveal he isn't an idiot.

    "Wait, you've been faking the derp this WHOLE TIME?"
    "What? How? Why?"
    "I can literally alter fate itself man. Obfuscating stupidity let me hide how powerful I really was."
    "You.... What about the fudge mines?"
    "You thought I ate all that shit? I was trading it to Billy for mining supplies."
    "Why would you need mining supplies?"
    "To expand the tunnels, an get more fudge."
    "Why would you want more fudge if you weren't going to eat it?"
    "Get more mining supplies. Duh."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:18 No.18501516
    >I need a sign that says "Too poor to punctuate," and a begging cup for donations so I can buy punctuation.
    Here bro, have a donation.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:18 No.18501522
    LG has mentioned they might.

    And Erica vs Vash?
    Wouldn't they both end up eating donuts instead of fighting? They could be fighting over donuts I guess
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:19 No.18501529
    >They could be fighting over donuts I guess
    Last donut in the box.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:20 No.18501534

    The Doctor shows up at our door.

    "You got Perrine pregnant via time travel?"
    "I WHAT?!"
    "Whoops, I should be talking to you a couple years from now."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:20 No.18501539
    That would be a nice twist.

    It would sort of ruin any jokes using him from then on though
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:23 No.18501549
    Truly an epic battle waged for the greatest prize either could imagine.

    Thinking about Erica, we still have those infinite candy works bags for her and Sakura for their birthdays. We won't be able to walk for a week after we give Erica hers
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:23 No.18501551

    Nah, after reading the post, I'd say he's still not a genius, he's just not as dumb as we thought.

    When we do obfuscating stupidity, we come off as slightly clueless.

    Shirou comes off as FUCKING SHIROU because he's already something less than a mental Olympian.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:23 No.18501553
    Not entirely. He's smarter than he acted, but he's still got a minor bit of derp with the recursive logic "Mine Fudge for More Supplies for Mining Fudge for More Supplies..." bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:24 No.18501557
    It'd be more the fact he's so goddamn stupid, it loops around to where he think's he's actually smart.
    Then keeps going back to retard-land.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:24 No.18501558
    Thank you kindly
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:26 No.18501571
    Even better.
    He is actually stupid from all the sugar in his system, we keep him separated from it for a few weeks and he gets smarter as his body can devote energy to more than burning the sugar up
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:26 No.18501572

    >infinite bag of candy

    Son of a BITCH.

    Remember how we were worried about Perrine?

    "Hey Erica, good news, bad news time."
    "Fuck. Gimme the bad news first."
    "Perrine's in love with me, and is apparently carrying my child from some sort of time travel incident."
    "You better have some AMAZING good news."
    "I have a literally endless bag of magic candy for you."
    "Well played."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:27 No.18501574

    acting almost impossibly smart one moment and retarded right after that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)12:28 No.18501577
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    You hand out some iced tea and biscuits for everyone and settle in to watch.

    Hina is fighting Tama. A predictable matchup since he would want to check up on his recruit.
    "Hah, you've improved a lot." he tells her as he runs to avoid some shockwaves
    "Thanks. Mike is a great teacher." she says as she continues to attack
    "You said it." he answers as he brings his claws out.

    Erica is fighting a female that looks too much like Mio strapped into a weird skinny mecha flying though the air.
    The mech even had an oversized katana to add to the similarity.
    "You are improving greatly, Erica." the girl tells her.
    "We will still need to work on your Melee capabilities, but your dogfighting is top-notch."
    Erica fires a few bursts from her machinegun
    "I'm not an Ace for nothing you know."

    keima is standing infront of a huge whiteboard covered in flowcharts and scribbles.
    With him is a guy with messy hair, and weird eyes.
    "So if this man said that he was in Shibuya at 22:00 on the Thursday, but his coworkers claimed to have last seen him at work at 20:30, then that could only mean one thing yes?" The man tells him.
    "Nonsense. You aren't looking at the other possible routes. He could have taken a bike cut though the suburbs and gotten there in time." keima tells him.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:28 No.18501580

    what would that do to Kuro saaaaaaaaaan~ ?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:28 No.18501582

    Congratulations sir, you are a hero to the masses.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:30 No.18501587
    >keima doing LOGIC BATTLE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:30 No.18501592

    Absolutely nothing.

    He's too smooth for the derp to have stuck to him in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:31 No.18501599
    That's sort of the point, Kurou is the ultimate form of him without sugar, we managed to bring it into being when we blasted him with that potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:32 No.18501601

    conflicting emotions lead to lesbian hate-sex with Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:33 No.18501604
    Let's be honest. For Erica most emotions concerning other girls lead to lesbian sex
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:33 No.18501607

    And we aren't allowed to touch the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:35 No.18501612
    even apathy
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:35 No.18501613

    Actually, a bit of lesbian making-out between those two could get them to ease up around each other. It'd be very beneficial.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)12:36 No.18501618
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    "So will you go out with me tonight?" Rance asks a random girl in what looked like a normal city.
    "Sure." she answers.
    "So will you give me your number, and meet me at the park near the station?"

    "RAAAAAAAAAANCE! I can't pickup more than two if they keep struggling like this!" Shirou yells from across the street as he tries and balances the two squirming girls on his shoulders.

    You see Mio lean in and whisper something IN Perinnes ear.
    She blushes beet red, and does a perfectly cute motion of waving her hands in front of her face.

    "Nee, Niichan. You're girlfriends are so cool. We wish we could be like that someday." Mami tells you as she holds Lo
    "Be as good as them? You just need to work hard and do your best." you tell her.
    "We didnt mean that. We meant being your girlfriends. Nishishi." Ami laughs coyly as she plays with J in her lap.
    You talk no further to avoid diggin your grave deeper.

    "But if he did that, then his wife woudnt have known he was cheating." the man in white tells Keima as he perches on the seat like an owl.
    "Ah, But what if he let his wife know on purpose?" Keima adjusts his glasses and looks across the table laden with cake
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:36 No.18501621

    >bound in a chair, ball-gag, forced to watch.

    but in all seriousness, Candy works bag for when she finds out Perrinne's gonna be a mommy is a good idea but it does leave her birthday open for a new gift.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:37 No.18501622
    Huh. So does that mean that Ichijo is Erica's handler? Or just a combat instructor for flight-capable agents?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:37 No.18501625
    You honestly think we would be in any condition to do anything beyond sitting there and watching? We lost an hour to Erica and Hina making out in their sleep, this would immobilize us for the whole day
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:39 No.18501641
    Kraus had better fucking have that recorded in hyper-high-def and in 3-D.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:39 No.18501642

    >Hmmmm...... bored.
    >Hina looks like she isn't doing anything important.
    >I wonder if she's wearing the cherry flavored lip-balm today?


    We leave to let them hash out there issues, see if Perrine could work our in the Harem.

    We come back an hour later, Perrine's snuggled up to her asleep, and Erica's smoking a cigarette.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:39 No.18501643
    >Rance challenging Shirou to pick-up chicks
    >ends just as predicted
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:39 No.18501644
    > Shirou and Rance in a battle to pick up

    >Keima and L in a logic battle
    Very yes!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:39 No.18501645
    >implying it would be such a weak display
    Dude, we're talking about a week, minimum.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:40 No.18501649

    why is that "IN" in capital?

    what are you planning!?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:40 No.18501652
    We told the fucker to record it iirc
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:41 No.18501658

    Shit, is Keima fighting the guy from Death Note?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:42 No.18501665
    rolled 41 = 41

    >"We didnt mean that. We meant being your girlfriends. Nishishi."

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:42 No.18501671
    Well I was assuming we rolled well for it

    Tying us up and having some fun whether we want itor not probably
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)12:43 No.18501675
    Who? Regardless, my guess is handler
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:44 No.18501684
    rolled 19 = 19

    I don't know but Im listing down the words he has capitalized randomly


    [am I missing something?]
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)12:46 No.18501703
    Goddamnit, that was to >>18501622
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:46 No.18501705
    We wanted to record it but didn't mention it to Kraus due to LESBIANS.

    Also Mike's little snow globe cost him a few thousand gupta's according to the thread we were in there
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:46 No.18501711


    if i remember correctly, he has also wrote "YOu" a lot but i'm not paranoid enough to think anything of it

    >i totally am damnit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:48 No.18501726
    I think PREPARED was in there, but that might have been Mike covering up almost saying "Pregnant".
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:48 No.18501731
    Character from the anime Sky Girls. Similar to Strike Witches, difference being instead of magic it's nanotech and genetic affinity for nanite synchronization fueling the flying machines.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)12:51 No.18501745
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    Hina dodges Tama's attack and treis to counter it.
    He jumps back and says,
    "So how far have you gotten with that guy?"
    She blushes a deep red, and her back begins to glow.

    Erica dodges cannonfire from the two large guns mounted on her opponents mech.
    She pulls out a pair of combat knives and attempts to get up close.

    "well, what if that car had it's license plates switched out?" Keima says.
    "Possible, But who would do that months in advance?" The man says as he examines a strawberry on the end of his fork.
    The sound of flesh on flesh resounds through the street.
    "I am so sorry for my behaviour earlier ladies." Kurou says as he puts down the girls on his shoulders.
    "Allow me to make up for it by treating you to dinner.."
    "Wife." The major calls out to you from below.
    "I congratulate you for your great display of fighting prowess. Maybe we could spar some more again some time?"
    "I would be glad to major." you answer her.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:53 No.18501752
    Oh shit, kurou san is back in the game. Rance better step up his game now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:53 No.18501755

    >Rance loses

    well, lets enjoy the other fights.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:54 No.18501757
    Oh, Rance may be in trouble now.
    Can we take a quick look to see how Negi, Sousuke, and Kenji are doing?
    Or at least, have Kraus record them so we can watch later?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:54 No.18501759
    So now women slap him and he turns into Kurou?
    This is getting weird
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:56 No.18501769
    Is it still mainly cute magical girls doing cute things?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:56 No.18501773
    We never actually know what actually turns him back into shirou. This should be a good time to find out. Also watch the other feeds and see how everyone else is doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:56 No.18501774
    Anyone slaps him and he turns into Kurou, it is the result of a failed crossgender potion we tested on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:58 No.18501784
    We have hit him a few times and it did nothing.
    We had thought it had worn off because it had stopped occurring
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)12:59 No.18501796
    it has to be a slap not a hit
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:01 No.18501810
    I wonder if panacea would actually stop that effect by now?

    It seems to be a bit beyond normal potion level
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)13:03 No.18501831
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    "SHIIIIIIIT! WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?!" Tama screams as he scrambles to avoid Hina diving right at him.
    "When I realized I loved him!" she answers him as she brings the glass sword out

    Erica does that barrel-roll you've seen her do sometimes.
    She manages to get just a couple of feet away from her enemy.
    "You've been practicing I see." she says.
    "And how would you explain the missing newspapers?"
    "Easy. That was on a Wednesday. The cleaning lady comes by on those nights." Keima tells him as he crosses his legs. "on that particular night, the hotel incinerator was jammed."

    "Wait! wait! What am I gonna do with my Hyper Weapon now?" rance says as the girls he was talking to crosses the street and heads to Kurou.

    "FUUUUUUUUCK THE POLICE!" Kenji screams out as he crashes though a pile of cardboard boxes in slo-mo.
    Sousuke crawls through some airducts, and quietly readies his rifle.
    He takes aim at one of the boxes in the warehouse.

    Hina materializes back in the Gym after her win.
    She talks to Mike and Tama for a bit and goes up to your spot.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:03 No.18501833
    Beginners luck. Also if it ever gets out of hand, we can always take him to Ryuu and explain the problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:06 No.18501849
    Better yet, the effect ends before the end of the match.

    It will end in a draw.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:07 No.18501855
    Poor kitty, he really should learn when not to taunt
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:07 No.18501860
    Can you overdose on potions?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:07 No.18501861
    "Glad I could help you beat Tama." with a smirk and a kiss.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:07 No.18501863

    >Kenji's an action hero.

    Dammit, what else have we been missing?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:08 No.18501873
    Not saying it is a problem, it makes handling him easier.

    Just curious as to what exactly the fuck we did to him
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:08 No.18501874

    We should ask Ryuu about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:10 No.18501885
    It is probably possible.
    With things like healing it would be harder to do than things like drago but we should find out for sure
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:11 No.18501889
    That would be a good idea because we just downed like 2 liters of drago and at least a half liter of Healing potion.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)13:12 No.18501897
    Action Hank is Kenji's handler. Of course he's an action hero.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:12 No.18501898
    >He takes aim at one of the boxes in the warehouse.
    Solid Snake?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)13:13 No.18501910
    Obviously. Probably an orange box.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:17 No.18501935
    Actually I think it would of been closer to 250-300ml of drago and about 2-2.5 liters of healing.

    Trying to drink much more than that in one long skull is pretty hard
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:19 No.18501954
    Well no one else really used cardboard boxes as much as solid.
    Raiden did but he was a rip off and naked snake used camouflage more than boxes
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)13:20 No.18501960
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    The bearded black man and Kenji stand back to back as a mob of henchmen surround THEM.
    "So what's our current score?" kenji asks his handler
    "43 to 46." he answers him as he punches one of the henchmen out cold. "47."
    Erica's knife buries itself in her opponent's chest.
    At the same time the huge katana swings down towards her.
    The suppressed shot is barely audible over the sound of machinery.
    "Shit. It was a decoy." sousuke says to himself."
    "So ladies, shall we head to the park now?"
    Kurou asks the multitude surrounding him.
    "Yes Kurou-san!"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" rance screams in agony
    "And that gave him the leverage he needed to open the manhole cover." keima explains.
    "Very well, but what about the broken vending machine near the site?"

    "Glad I could help you win." you tell Hina as she sits down beside you.
    "That Tama can be so infuriating at times." she tells you with a hug and a kiss on your cheek.
    You don't see it, but Perrine was watching EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:22 No.18501969
    >You don't see it, but Perrine was watching EVERYTHING.
    And wishing she could be there instead of her
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:24 No.18501985
    Add one more to that list
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:24 No.18501987
    Also THEM.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:26 No.18501994
    hayate remember them everything
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:26 No.18501995
    We should probably just list words that have been Allcapsed twice.

    Once might just be for emphasis.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)13:27 No.18501997
    Oh god my heart
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:29 No.18502012
    LG level trolling knows no bounds. We MUST have all of the words. all of them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)13:31 No.18502023
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    Erica rematerializes in the Gym after her match ends in a draw.
    She walks up to your spot, throws a quick glance at Perrine but says nothing.
    "How did your fight with Mike end?" she asks you.
    "I won." you grin as she sits Beside Hina.
    "You won after he slammed you to the floor twice?"
    "Yep." you answer her. "The guys and I worked together." you gesture towards your familiars.

    "Congratulations. Even after I tried to mislead you. You still managed to solve the case."
    "No. I was sure you were going easy on me." HE tells the man in white.
    Sousuke runs across the roof, trying to avoid fire from some unknown sniper.
    "55." hank continues to count off.
    "51." Kenji says as he kicks a henchman square in the jaw.
    Rance is sobbing against a bus stop sign.
    "Master! I shall not fail!" Negi says as he begins to cast another spell and points his staff at the blonde little girl flying in the air.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:32 No.18502025
    Then don't forget the
    from that post as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:33 No.18502032
    >"Master! I shall not fail!" Negi says as he begins to cast another spell and points his staff at the blonde little girl flying in the air.
    Evangeline's here?

    Oh, boy.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:35 No.18502045
    Hahahaha poor Rance.
    He is being beaten by us and now he lost to Shirou.
    He really must feel terrible right now
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:36 No.18502054


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:36 No.18502055

    He dosen't know about our swag yet.

    That will be the killing blow.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:36 No.18502056
    Maybe we be getting that immortal 10 year old looking vampire booty?
    Nnnah, if she falls for swag, it'll be Negi's.
    I wonder if Negi's disciples are here.
    Or his dad.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:37 No.18502064
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)13:37 No.18502065
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    You sit on the bleachers watching the remaining fights with the girls until the last match was over.

    "Okay guys." mike says as he stands in the center of the gym.
    "This marks the end of basic training. By Monday you will be undertaking advanced training under a new instructor. Report to the same room then."
    "I must tell you all that I am proud to have been able to teach you these past few weeks. I hope that whatever little knowledge I was able to impart on you help you as you work for the Bureau in the future."
    Everyone's applause reverberates through the Gym.
    "CLASS DISMISSED!" Mike says before he begins to walk off.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:38 No.18502069
    Oh god. They finish, and materialize in the gym. He looks up into the bleachers, and sees us.

    Surrounded by girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:38 No.18502070
    That is debatable.
    Negi seems relatively low on swag in this setting.

    Would be nice for him to keep some of his original harem
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:38 No.18502072
    Wow, more secret messages here as well!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:39 No.18502080
    We must hang around just so Rance can see that
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:41 No.18502085
    Kiss up our ladies, in full view of Rance, congratulate them on their performance. Bask in the feeling of getting three wins in a row. Kiss them goodbye and prepare for survival camping trip.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:42 No.18502090
    Dammit you mean we missed the end of Sousuke and Snakes awesome duel?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)13:42 No.18502091
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    An Absolutely Average Afternoon

    New thread on 2200 4chan time

    >So ends basic training.
    >Camping/Training with Sousuke in the evening.
    >A normal afternoon with the girls to look forward to.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:42 No.18502092
    Oh for the love of...

    It's probably "Remember Everything He Says."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:43 No.18502095
    Something along those lines
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)13:44 No.18502099
    I… really doubt it on that one.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:44 No.18502101
    >Perinne's joining
    >Smallest TWINS THEY WERE discussed
    >Our arse kicked
    Yeah, pretty much every day in Harem of Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:44 No.18502103
    Perrine afternoon incoming
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:45 No.18502104
    Sarcasm probably.
    Or channelling Shirou
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:46 No.18502110
    I think " remember everything he taught you" sounds on track it all depends on the situation
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:47 No.18502112
    >An Absolutely Average Afternoon
    Reiteration much?

    Also it scares me when you say NORMAL.
    Batten down the hatches. I smell plot a'coming!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:48 No.18502121

    Hayate, remember them. He prepared everything.
    In ____________
    >goddammit now I want to scour the archives for these words
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:49 No.18502125
    Ok, so that's it:
    Remember that guys, it's apparently important.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:49 No.18502128
    I was really hoping we got to see more of Sakura's adventures into alternate card uses

    Which ended with bigger booms each time
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)13:52 No.18502140
    Me too. We'll have to ask her about her fights.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)13:53 No.18502141
    Flashsides expected.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:58 No.18502166
    What other card series could we of used?
    I can see MtG being used and Jace or Chandra being an opponent
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)13:59 No.18502170
    Not Pokemon, that joke was done once
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:01 No.18502179
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:04 No.18502192
    The Pokemon TCG doesn't have a big animooted or vidya following, either. I think there was a gameboy game for it? But there are plenty of card-based animu and games.

    Actually, there's a couple Riders that have card systems, as well.


    Psh, Urza, yo.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:04 No.18502193
    Good luck.
    >inb4 the message spells out:
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:05 No.18502197
    AKAGI. Gambling animu.
    He mostly played mahjong but also played some poker.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:06 No.18502203
    Akagi is a Mah Jongg anime.

    I haven't actually seen it, but by my rough estimate Akagi is to Saki as WW2 is to Strike Witches.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:06 No.18502204
    Digimon Savers.
    Would explain how Jared knows about Digimon.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:07 No.18502209
    TAMERS I mean
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:07 No.18502211
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    Kamen Rider Blade used cards, didn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:10 No.18502223
    Yeah I had the TCG game boy game. It was fun but very little attention was given to it.

    Duel Masters maybe?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:10 No.18502225
    I don't specifically recall which uses cards, other than Ryuuki, since it's been a while since I've looked in to it. Looks like Blade does, though, yeah. I think Decade uses them too?

    I've only seen... most of Kabuto. Need to finish that some time.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:11 No.18502228
    You mean alliteration.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:11 No.18502229
    And Ryuuki and Decade.
    And the Goseigers.
    If anything the Goseigers use of cards most resembled Sakura's system
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:13 No.18502241

    I woudnt put this past LG
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:13 No.18502242
    Yeah but the joke was more about her not understanding the rules and losing patience.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:17 No.18502254
    The joke can only go so far. And the precedent is that the third fight is vs the handler, or at least that's how it seems. Sakura's handler is likely to be another magical girl, not some card playing looney. Or perhaps Kero-chan.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:21 No.18502276
    >And the precedent is that the third fight is vs the handler
    It does seem that way.

    Something that I've noticed is that while Erica usually has an upper hand against her opponents in terms of mobility, her firepower seems to be the problem.
    Maybe we can find a way to boost the attack power of her machine gun? Or backup gravity engines for high-altitude fighting?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:22 No.18502284
    True, but it would of only been a one off thing for this event anyway so it would be more like an omake than anything else.

    I just picture after pharaoh she gets urza or jace then she gives them all of five minutes before screw the rules occurs
    After that she gets to the last guy takes one look at him and pulls all her cards out and nukes the poor son of a bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:26 No.18502304
    That is what we saw mostly but Sousuke's handler isn't confirmed as snake and we didn't see anyone else's.

    It could be they just decided to take the last matches
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:27 No.18502314
    Also we aren't sure who Keima's handler is or Negi's but I am pretty sure it wasn't L or Evangeline for that pair
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:27 No.18502318
    Or, you know, give her a machine gun.

    I think the gun she uses is just an MP 40.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:27 No.18502319
    I'm sure Ursula is working on striker units with better capabilities as she can.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:29 No.18502330
    I thought all the witches used big guns anyway?
    Been a while since I watched SW
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:30 No.18502334
    Or ballerify her current machine gun. Get her some hollywood clips that shoot frag rounds or something.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:30 No.18502338
    She's listed on the wiki as using an MP40 or a MG42
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:30 No.18502339
    Finding a way to modify her ammo is our best bet
    Striker units are far beyond out ability to fuck with
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:32 No.18502352
    I think LG mentioned her using the MG42 for this
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:32 No.18502354
    >modifying striker units
    That's what Ursula is for.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:35 No.18502372
    Speaking of our technologically inclined girlfriend I wonder if the cameras we bought her are in a million pieces yet

    Also if we give away the ICW bag to Erica early we could always try for an infinite potato works bag that can generate endless potatoes and potato dishes
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:37 No.18502388
    They already got that when they remodeled the room.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:38 No.18502395
    I meant a portable one like the candy bag
    And it would be pre cooked potato dishes not raw ones
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:42 No.18502425
    So the ICW is the Perrine bribe, with the Infinite Potato Works sack is for birthday? Seems reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:42 No.18502426
    When we finally DO get Perrine in our harem, fucking everyone on this board will give a sigh of relief.

    I don't know anything about the dancer girls though. They seem to be stereotypical airheads, so I'm not sure I want them in.

    But damn, LG has got me waifuing over Perrine. Did not think that would happen.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:45 No.18502442
    >waifuing Perrine
    I know what you mean, and I'm pretty sure I've never waifu'd before.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:48 No.18502461
    We could try to get Erica a bolter. That would increase her damage ability.

    Or we could provide her with hollow-tip bullets filled with molotov. That would provide a similar effect for much, much cheaper.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:51 No.18502495
    >hollow-tip bullets filled with molotov
    Oh christ, not this again.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:51 No.18502499
    Again? Did we already discuss it?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:53 No.18502507
    It's those goddamn side stories man.
    They hit you right in the emotions
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)14:54 No.18502513
    Oh yeah. Basic summary from people that seemed to know what they were talking about was: Hollow point bullets don't work that way, and it's a terrible idea even if they did, because there would be so little potion in 'em.

    And, y'know, I'm pretty okay with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:57 No.18502537
    This is either the start of the REAL plot (working out timefuckery and finding out who these shadowy guys are) or the advanced training arc.

    I'd love to see who the advanced trainers are.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:57 No.18502538
    I want a whole thread where we play as mio.
    And in that thread whatever we do [like fucking hayate] gets carried over to the main story
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)14:59 No.18502550
    confirmed are MAX, Melmo, THE DUDE.
    We have been signed up under THE DUDE.

    But im betting we get more combat training this time
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:01 No.18502567
    HA, I have remained pure and have resisted the temptation of waifuing!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:01 No.18502569
    I wonder if we can solidify molotov.
    Basically c4. but mentally controlled.
    Those can then be molded into bullets.
    >healing pills
    >powdered slider, just add water
    >Drago pills
    >Molotov dust
    >plates made out of rebounder turned into ceramite armor
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:02 No.18502573
    >Mio walks in on us genderbent with the girls
    >takes a swig herself

    "Ahaha, now you really ARE my wife!"
    Hayate and twins football huddle for a moment, Erica peeking over her shoulder every once in a while.
    "....no really?..... are you ser-......fine if you think she'll......that could be nice...."

    "Alright Mio, here's the deal. You get FemHayate tonight..."


    "And we ALL get you tomorrow."

    "... DEAL!"

    They had to bring in a janitor to clean that mess up, and pay him handsomely to keep quiet about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:06 No.18502605
    I've been thinking...we need to look into life insurance before we go out to field training.
    And maybe start socking away some money in the Bureau's equivalent of a 401k and IRA Roth, and maybe invest in some stocks.
    But mostly the life insurance.
    We don't want to be the one guy that forgot to get his life insurance paperwork in before D-Day, after all.
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)15:08 No.18502614
    I could definitely see working the Molotov into a gelatinous form.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:09 No.18502624
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:12 No.18502640
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    A "hollow point" isn't a hollow bullet with an air pocket, it's a bullet with an indented crater in it. It's a really easy mistake to make, though, considering the name.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)15:12 No.18502645
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    I need to get more images along the lines of this.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:15 No.18502663
    Wait, so Mio gets Femayate for one night, then the next night everyone gangbangs
    Mio? Sounds win-win for Mio.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:15 No.18502664
    We could add agar or some other emulsifier and make Healing Blue gelcaps and Drago pills.
    What about a aerolizer for Rebounder and Slider? Instead of pouring it out, we could spray it onto a surface.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:24 No.18502726

    Start writing side stories.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)15:25 No.18502731
    "You may have him for two nights. You may do as you wish."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)16:21 No.18503123
    >You may do as you wish.

    ...and Hayate was never heard of again.

    BAD END.
    [ ] RELOAD
    [ ] EXIT GAME
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)16:35 No.18503249
    I'd say her firepower ability is fine, but she needs to make better use of her panzerfausts. About the only improvement I can think of would be for her to start using a KAR with a bayonet. It'd be a big help to her to use something like that instead of a knife.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)16:39 No.18503274
    Maybe her panzerfausts are limited per day? This is the first time we've seen her use one, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)16:40 No.18503280
    Or, you know, hollywood mags with crazy armor-piercing exploding bullets, or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)16:44 No.18503320
    You literally just described a ghetto bolter.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)16:45 No.18503323
    So he did.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)16:52 No.18503382
    I'm just iffy with giving her anything that doesn't fit in with her universe. More panzerfausts is no big deal, and neither is getting her to melee with a weapon she should be familiar with, but for some reason not using.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)17:04 No.18503507
    Actually, it shouldn't be that hard to engineer a bayonet lug onto a MG-42. We should ask Ursula about that.

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