Im gonna say this right here.

It's a bad idea.
It's a really really bad idea.
The character you are playing will know better than do that.
The setting will punish you greatly for doing that.
The effect itself will be too great for the character himself to handle.

It's a bad idea. And you should all know that.

rolled 37 = 37

>/toy/

lol, LG.

>>18495447
Of course we do. It's just one or two morons and a troll suggesting it. Also, >>>/toy/ is that way.

>>18495444
Thanks for the clarification LG.

Anyway, on with the show.
"Very well, Tama. How would like to do this?"

>>18495447
Wat...

Welp. LG even stepped down and said that its a bad idea.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18495447

Thank you.

Thank you, LG for finally putting that brainfuck idea in the bin.

>>18495464
The Loved potion.

>>18495464
His twitter was going on about love potions. He is quite adamant AGAINST it.

>>18495497
Oh ok yeah that's just retarded we don't need a love potion when we have this much swag.

>>18495499
And now we all know, and those of us that had been for it, can drop it, and we can all move on.

>>18495516
No, not a love potion, a loved potion. Clearly you missed the shitstorm. Good.

>>18495444
Say hi to Tama, ask how he wants to do this.

>>18495516
I didn't say love. It would make the imbiber feel loved. But no matter, as it has been shot down at the highest level.

So any way. Tama fight.

>>18495529
Well either way we don't need any potions we have swag and our own love. Plus mind fuckery is below us.

"So, Tama. How do you propose we do this?" you ask.
"Oh simple enough. We just go mano-y-mano till one says uncle. Let's see if Mike put you through as hellish of melee training as he did me."
"Okay then. I agree to your fight terms."

MELEE FIGHTAN.
USE WHAT?
[ ]knives
[ ]urumi
[ ]arm blades
[ ]fists

>>18495565
Knives, switch to Urumi after he gets used to them.

>>18495565
Urumi in one hand, knife in the other, arm blades extended, and a willingness to grab/punch while fighting with the blades.

>>18495565
no need to go crazy here, lets stick to what we're best with.
[x] Knives

>>18495565

Fists.

>>18495565
Start with arm blades

>>18495565
[x]knives
We start with what we know.

>>18495565
Start with knives.

Might need to get tricky later.

>>18495565

Pretty much work our way down the list if we start getting disarmed. The knives are our basic and a good start, and we end off with fists if need be.

>>18495565
Knives, then urumi, then back to knives.

[x]fists then the leg lock canon hayete used the first time he was dressed as a cat and tama got rapey.

Fists.

I want to go the canon route and leg lock Tama

>Knives
You bring out one big knife and a couple of throwing knives.
Tama gets on all fours and coils his body for attack.
"Here we go." he says as he springs forwards.
He's fast. Way fast.
You barely have time to duck to the side. His claws catching your sleeve and ripping it.

You lunge at him with your sword, he rolls away and dodges it.

You jump back in time to avoid another swipe from his claws.

You face off again. Neither making the first move.

[ ]attack
[ ]defend
[ ]other

[x]Attack!

>>18495702
Attack.
Do a throwing knife spam while gaining distance

>>18495702
[x]other
I AM FULL OF DRAGO AND I AM COMING FOR YOU!

>>18495702
Subtly drip a pile of molotov on the ground, when he leaps leap back and explode it under him.

>>18495702
[x]attack

Oh, guys, you know what we forgot to do?
Have Kraus give us time estimates on how long we can have each of our familiars in combat mode now, and how long to have all three in combat simultaneously.

>>18495726
sounds like a good thing to do on the camping trip.

>>18495702
Well shit. Apparently we are too predictable with knives. WEPON CHANGE: Urumi

The more he is on his toes the better.

>>18495743
I think we should wait one more exchange before we switch weapons.

[x] All of the weapons.
He's fast and strong, quite possibly more than us in both. So, sudden and overwhelming, if enough, may win out (and likely lead to demise otherwise, unless he's impressed enough to give us a second go round).
Feint with sword, changing it to a dagger and whipping it at him only to stab at him with belt. Proceed to Urumi. Fake an opening and drop weapons to do leg lock.
Throughout, be aware of surroundings, tripping on a root would suck.

We're predictable since MIKE trained us just like he did Tama.

Lets use the Urumi. I don't think mike trained us in that.

>>18495865
>with belt
The belt is the Urumi. In flaccid mode it's an Urumi and in erect mode it's a rapier.

>>18495887
That's what mio said.

>>18495896

Well, we *did* beat her with it.

>>18495908
while flaccid, iirc. all the more impressive.

>Attack
You throw your smaller knives to distract him, and close in with your sword.
He ignores the throwing knives, they fall harmlessly to the ground after hitting him.
He easily blocks your sword.
"Too easy kid. Too easy." he tells you as he swats you away with his other paw.

He sends you sprawling on the ground a few meters away.
"So this is the guy our Hina has chosen?" he taunts you.
"GET UP SO I CAN FINISH YOU OFF ON YOUR FEET."

>>18495980
Timestop + molotov dousing.

>>18495980
BunnyDrago time

This shall be a leglock for the ages.

>>18495980
Look, the Winged Victory of Samothrace

Full power tea laser to start it off, chug some Drago and go full on bunnymode.

>>18495998
seconded.

>>18495980
"Heh, of course. You were Mike's student once; it wouldn't be that easy."
Switch to Urumi, then throw in a Time Stop+Molotov combo while he's distracted with the blade.

>>18496003
>>18495996

I think the idea here is melee weapons only

>>18495980
Drago and fists.
It's go time

>>18495980

Okay, let's go nuts. Timestop, quaff strength potion, go medieval on his arse with the Urumi.

Let's show him why taunting us with our family is a baaaaad fucking idea.

>>18495998
Thirded. Keep this melee, and beat him at his own game.

>>18496026
>>18496012

Urumi vs. Tiger? That imagery is so closely related i'm wondering what's got India.

>>18495998
Absolutely. Finish him. Nobody suggests we aren't good enough for our girls.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18495980

Engage timestop.

Tama obviously knows that hes very agile and fast and still currently underestimates Hayate. So we need to entrap him.

1) Arrange combat knives and forks in encircling pattern, cutting off his left and right.

2) As he blocks, fire a tea laser right down the middle. He'll be forced to jump to evade.

3) Right into a tea cup splattered with rebounder.

>>18496048
>what's got India
That was punexpected.

>>18496048
>>18496064

Tama would probably give us a paw review for those jokes.

>>18496064
>punexpected
That was punderwhelming.

>>18496048
>>18496064
>>18496096
Looks like you're going to
*shades*
get murdered in your sleep for crimes against comedy.

>>18495998
>>18496006
>>18496038
>>18496053
Only problem is all our Bunny Mode time was used up while testing things after the genderbend potion experiment. Which we didn't even do a physical check of ourselves during, IIRC.

>>18496112

>>18496116
We have I think 5 segments at 70 seconds each, we used up one of them.

>>18496137
Pretty sure you're combining teleport and bunny mode. Teleport 5x a day, bunny mode for 70 seconds a day.

But maybe I'm wrong. It's been a while since it was stated.

>>18496137
>>18496158
bunny mode 5x per day

>>18496158
Actually, it was never stated that bunny mode was per day - it might be per scene. We know it drains energy to the point that it has a time limit, but it was never confirmed how fast it regenerates, just that we can only use it for 70 seconds at a time. Teleport and time stop are the explicitly per-day ones.

>>18496173
Huh. Okay then.

>>18496173
>this guy

We are hopeless without you, noble Lookout

>>18496173
You rule lookout.
I never picked that up ever though I read it

>>18496173
gotta update with guns, PoP dagger, and Lo

Is it possible to suplex a tiger?

>>18496213
Yes. Really stupid, though.

>>18496213
We could probably do it

what we gotta do next, if Tama doesn't immediately take us out, is have Kraus start playing this, specially if we're gonna BREAK HIM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4&ob=av3e

>>18496225
Like that matters.

>>18496203
It's also missing the smokescreen, for that. And we've had it from the start.

>>18495980
You stand up shakily.
"What did you just say?" you ask.
"I'm saying that if youre that weak, then Hina should reconsider her choice."
"NO." you shout out.
You whip out your Urumi and send the flexible blade hurtling his way.

**roll for whip sword fightan**

rolled 56 = 56

>>18496241

Eat this.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18496241
Oh hell no, he did not just insult our swag and it's validity.

rolled 95 = 95

BRING THE PAIN!

>>18496241

Here come the 1s.

rolled 45 = 45

>>18496241
death time.

>>18496239
>>18496203
i'm prolly gonna get GIMP this weekend, I'll update it then if someone doesn't do it before then.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18496241
Dude's trollin' us

Keep it together. Don't pull a Sagara

rolled 91 = 91

>>18496241
"Wrong choice of words, kitty cat."

rolled 23 = 23

>>18496241
"I'd say she can chose the one she loves well enough, thank you very much."

>>18496241
Rollan

Also, why have we not used any Drago yet? Yes, this is "mano-a-mano" but Drago is melee specific, and something we made ourself. It's no worse than using the urumi, which we bought.

>>18496252
HAHA YES WE ARE DONE HERE.

>>18496252
Tama is gonna be in trabble now

rolled 38 = 38

>>18496261
I am a failure.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18496241
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOU

>>18496252
>my face when I get over 90 on my first roll in MSQ

>>18496261
With the urumi, the Drago wouldn't be that effective.

Drago is best used in direct melee attacks, like if we were using Fists or the urumi in rapier-mode.

>>18496289
Yeah urumi are weapons for agility and finesse.
If we were using the knives, fists or a regular sword drago would be worthwhile

>>18496289
>>18496307
>Don't understand that whips' power still comes from raw physical force
>laughingcowboys.jpeg

>>18496289
yes it would, it would allow us to do things like rip up the ground with the urumi, WHILE having alot off force behind our attacks.

>>18496315
A whip is different to how an urumi works.
A whip can withstand much more pressure than the thin metal of our weapon which if you try to force it too much will break

>>18496319
But it's a blade, a lot of force is not required for it to make cuts.

>>18496315

Urumi works completely differently to a whip, though.

It's more about sending a fine razor edge along wildly varying trajectories, not raw whippy cracking power. Control is *far* more important than outright strength.

>>18496315
>do things like rip up the ground with the urumi,

Get out.

>>18496257
>>18496252
You bring the pain.
The blade snakes through the air and Tama tries to evade.
But the flexible ribbon of steel is just too fast.
You nick him in the torso, a large gash staining his white fur red.

You pull back for another strike.
Tama tries to block with his claws.
The blade snakes through and pierces his shoulder.
He jumps back.
"Hah. Found your second wind have you?"
He runs at you, closing in.
The flexible blade useless for defense.

WAT DO?

>>18496369
Drago and suplex to leg lock.
We will make the kitty cry

>>18496369
LEG LOCK.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18496369
Says you.

Sweep the legs!

rolled 54 = 54

>>18496369
Time stop, Drago, BUTLER PAWNCH

rolled 10 = 10

>>18496369
go invisible, dodge, smokescreen, arm blades assassination

>>18496369
Timestop.
Drago
molotov

8x explosive punch.

>>18496369
Drago, remember back to our childhood when a martial arts master, in his final days before cancer took him, taught us his secret tiger punching technique.

>>18496369
Time Stop, Imbibe Drago, FISTS AND LEG LOCK!

i say our next move is to splash our newest potion on the ground and try to trick him into landing in it

>>18496397
changing my vote to this.
a martial arts master who spent lots of time hunting wild animals

>>18496390
I thought we learnt not to punch things with Molotov when we had our hand blown off?

We totally need some gloves that can withstand the explosion so we can do that though

>>18496397
I like this.
Drago punch his lights out then go to >>18496372
if he is still in the fight

So I herd you guys liked jpeg artifacts.

>>18496441
also needs the Slider potion

>>18496457
son of a bitch

gonna retype all the lists for consistency if I can manage that

hang on

>>18496408
>gloves that can withstand the explosion
Like, say, a pair of white orihalcum-thread gloves?

>>18496469
Something to talk to Jun about.

>>18496469
Why yes, I was trying to imply that.

But his gloves aren't explosion proof so I didn't think people would like the idea

>>18496441
If memory serves we had some kind of environmental stasis ability in the first thread that was completely forgotten about short thereafter, might want to stick that on there too.

>>18496469
or some of his.

>>18496493
That's a universal ability of all Devices. It's what creates these battle fields.

>>18496441
Damnit, I was starting on that, too. For the flask and potionskin, it wouldn't hurt to list capacities. Not that I can recall the flask's capacity just now.

>>18496493
It's not so much forgotten, as we've never had to use it.
Since we're at the Bureau's training academy, they already have safety fields set up whenever we do combat exercises, so we've never had to use our own.

>>18496510
3 types of liquid 1 liter each
Wine skin is 2 types ten liters iirc

>>18496504
That fits the skill better but white gloves suits the butler aesthetic more

>>18496510
3 liters.
3 liquids.

>>18496531
10 total, for the wineskin, I think it is. BRB, archive diving. It's not that old.

>>18496510
Flask was 3 liquids, 1 liter each.
Wineskin is 2 liquids, 10 liters combined total between the two liquids.

>>18496545
And I was too slow. Oh well.

>>18496441
That's still missing slider, which Ryuu just taught us this morning.

Also, I just had a terrifying thought, if a pointed object pierces something what slows and eventually stops the penetration is friction.

In other words, applying slider to a piercing weapon would give it outrageously devastating penetrative power.

Okay, I've had to move for the last month, month and a half due to shit being up in the air.

My last MSQ was in the 20's to 30's.

What do I POSITIVLY NEED TO KNOW to get caught up in like, a minute?
(Roughly, Nanoha was still Tsu-tsu.)

>>18496564

So what if we took a spike pit, covered the blades in slider, and then put rebounder at the bottom?

>>18496566
Everybody died in a massive paradox overflow.

>>18496566
i think you would be fine just reading the summaries on the archive. right now is just some combat before graduating to advance class.

>>18496566

You've missed literally half the quest.

Just go back and read it. 90% of the entertaining isn't in the main story anyway.

>>18496537
>"This flask can store 3 types of liquid in it at any one time. the maximum for each is a liter. To use, just think of the liquid you want to pour out and it will do just that."

Flask description

>>18496566
HAHAHAHA summarizing this shit in a single minute. You funny. You fucking funny.

>>18496582

Those are called war-crimes.

>>18496566

It's worth the time to just read the archives, mate. There's a LOT that would be difficult to summarize and still do justice to.

>>18496564
You mean, like if we coated our bullets with Slider, we'd get AP ammo capable of punching through most forms of body armor?

>>18496564
sounds like were gonna be able to shank the ever living crap out of ″inpenetrable~shit.

i approve of the super shank.


also off topic but: i vote the next time we get to have a new ability should be something to do with how stupidly awesome our music playing is. alot like bardic magic, and thats something you could already see the beginnings of with how we can make things happen and manipulate emotions on a whim.

>>18496641
And through the entire world. Zero friction means that something cannot be acted upon by an outside force.

>>18496564
That would be great for a sniper rifle or an anti tank rifle.

Test it out with Sousuke over the camping trip

rolled 23 = 23

>>18496641
Okay, that's it. We've broke this quest. Everyone can go home now.

>>18496665
The stuff's gotta wear off eventually.

>>18496676

Besides, we need to use it responsibly.

On Keima.

>>18496665
>>18496671
Wait, what if we coat Armor-Piercing Discarding Sabot rounds with Slider?

>>18496665
not through physical impact, but the right kinds of metal could still be affected by magnetic forces.

>>18496657
We don't need that though, our music already is bardic music level.

Now if we wanted to have our music affect people and do things like explode or shoot lasers then it would be a good ability

I still want another mode so we either get a strength, stealth or something else mode

>>18496682

For pranks or sex-gel?

>>18496676
Yeah, after EIGHT SOLID MINUTES OF PLANET PENETRATION AT SUPERSONIC SPEEDS. If we use slider on a weapon, make it a melee weapon, so that we can only put it on the blade/spike portion. That solves the entire problem and gives us an "ignores all durability forever" sharp thing.

>>18496657
We already do that with our music.

>>18496682
Oh yeah we must use it on Keima

>>18496696
>sex-gel
Zero friction also means zero stimulation.

>>18496696
Pranks that lead to sex?

>>18496665
It's rather unlikely that we have enough power to create a zero friction potion, it's just a friction reducer, which still vastly amplifies power.

Also, even a frictionless item wouldn't continue through objects forever unless it was planar in nature, there's always going to be some force and therefore velocity expended into the object directly in front.

>>18496684

... Does Valaryian Steel exist in MHQ? Slider coated Valaryian Steel...

>>18496698

>Put slider on knife blade.
>Put rebounder on guard.
>Booma-knife.

Alternatively...

>Put slider on blade.
>Put molotov on handle.
>BOOMA-knife.

>>18496707
Except it isn't a true zero friction potion.
It is near zero friction and we would still get the sensation of being inside

You let go of your Urumi and stop time.
You quickly take out your flask and wine skin.
you drink a hearty amount of Drago, and coat your left hand with Rebounder, then Molotov.

You release time. You block Tama's claws with your left arm, as you punch him silly with your right.
"Jee-*wham*-bus. Howd y-*wham*-ou get so str-*wham*-ong?" he says as you pummel him.
You pull back your left hand, and punch him with it. At the moment of impact you ignite the Molotov.
The rebounder sends all of the force of the explosion outwards, most of it straight into his torso.

He's blasted away quite a distance. But he still manages to get up.
"haha. Looks like youve still got some fight in you. LET'S SEE HOW YOU FARE AGAINST MY FULL SPEED."

He runs back towards you. Way faster than before.
WAT DO?

>>18496718
Except all force is functionally frictive in nature. In order to make an object zero-friction, it has to majaikally emulate a planar surface.

>>18496713
I think this is a good idea.

We also need to make some fudge for Shirou and coat it in slider or rebounder.

I know I love trolling the poor fuck too much but it is just too funny

>>18496707

As a gay man: Nope.

First of all, you can still SQUEEZE.

>>18496729
BUNNYMODE, BUTLER PAWNCH!!

>>18496729
Guess we have no choice but to BUNNY MODO

And then the tweets will start again.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18496729
Coat our arm with slider and knife-hand a hole through his torso.

>>18496684
well, there's the issue that you can't easily access the part that hits the enemy since it's contained inside the sabot (which is basically a shell around the arrow you're actually shooting which allows it to take advantage of the rifling in the barrel)

>>18496729
He wants speed, we'll show him speed. Bunny mode on, BunnyDrago activate. We have 70 seconds of superspeed and superstrength.

>>18496691
i was really thinking along those lines actually.

for example in oriental mythology, music can influence the nature of the universe and can make things happpen. for example if you were sad it would rain, or if you were extremely pissed off, you could throw spectral arrows or swords or shit like that using the right chord. but you have to be really good, alot like hayate actually.

>>18496729
Bunny mode.
Then sweep or suplex and leg lock

>>18496665
not really no. if something is solid enough, and blocks the bullet squarely enough itll still stop the bullet.
Momentum can be cancelled even if theres no friction.

>>18496743
Listen, that's cool and all, but lube is lower-friction. Zero friction literally means it's impossible to stimulate.

>>18496729
Wait for him to be right up us, pause time, step to the side, stick out leg, and then unstop time.

He mocks us one way, we can mock him in another.

>>18496729

Dump slider on ground.

Timestop TORO!

>>18496566
We got Nanoha and Hina, but people are still on the fence about Keima.
Futureyate very likely knocked up Perrine, but we don't know that in-character, and it's equally likely that LG is just trolling us.
Gai may be Hayate's brother in disguise, but again we don't know that in-character.
We beat Mio in a fight and she wants Hayate to be her wife.
The Emprah himself showed up to Nanoha's birthday party - he was a total bro.
Shirou was kidnapped by Wonka after digging too greedily and too deep into fudge. We rescued him.
Got T-Rex and Panda familiars from constructs.
The combat trials we're currently going through are basically our finals before we head on over to the advanced classes.
Keima is Austin Powers. You cannot unsee this.
We won a bet with Erica and forced her to wear some super-frilly poofy dress for three days. She acted cute to troll us, and we counter-trolled by playing into it. It was so cute it actually made Sakura sick.

That's all the really important stuff I can think of.

>>18496743
Were you the one telling us that your boyfriend blew you while you were reading this?

If so have you stopped that because of him doing spit takes?

>>18496766
No, it can't. All blocking is still a macro-scale frictive force. I can accept that as a bullshitted in-universe pseudoscience explanation, but anything truly zero-friction cannot be acted upon by any outside force.

>>18496771

There are other physical forces in the universe than friction, you dumb, dumb bastard.

The lube only stops friction.

>>18496780
>Keima is Austin Powers
All of my hate. Also: It ain't true till LG says it is.

>>18496793
All physical forces are either micro or macro scale frictive forces. It's cool that you don't understand this, but don't presume to correct me. Mirco-scale friction is where ridges and walls on a surface or particle collide with ridges and walls on another surface or particle. Macro-scale is when an object collides with another object. They're literally the same force, just on difference scales.

>>18496771
Except we already said it isn't a zero friction potion. No one could make something like that without resorting to massive dimensional fuckery

This is like lube x 1000 slippery but not total removal of friction

>>18496780
Sakura also faced off against pharaoh in a Yugi battle.
She lost patience and fiery boomed him

And we beat Jared in a Pokemon battle

>>18496780

Thanks.
Got what I needed to know.

>>18496793
Not to mention you have to deal with more exertion to ensure you don't pop out completely with each pull...

>>18496729
Bunnymode timestop T-Rex Butler Action Time.

stop time again and cover him in molotov and cover the ground in slider and the trees in rebounder then climb a tree

>>18496802

>Keima is Austin Powers

That's yet another reason not to let him drink.

If he learnt to hold his liquor, he might go that way.

>>18496818
This guy is right. All physical interactions are either friction or gravity. The point, though, is that doesn't matter, since this isn't true zero-friction, it's just a magic potion that makes things slippery.

>>18496780

>Keima is Austin Powers. You cannot unsee this.

"Do I make you horney baby?"
"Who the fuck gave you alcohol?"

>>18496818
>don't presume to correct me."

This is a game, no graduate physics.
cut it out, all of you, your neckbeards are showing.

>>18496729
Time Stop, coat the ground in front of Tama with Slider, switch to Bunny Mode, then release time.
Then have him slide into our waiting fist.

>>18496820
also: we aquired the dagger of time from prince of persia by beating max while the both of us were covered in bitches and exuding more swag then reality should have been able to handle.

>>18496818
>>18496849
>Implying electromagnetism is friction or gravity
>Implying the strong or weak nuclear forces are friction or gravity
I suspect you mean 'contact force' not 'physical force'.

You know if our gender swap potion did make a femyate to appear we have the greatest challenge yet.

Swag ourselves before we are swagged by ourself

"You want speed? I'll show you speed."
'Kraus BUNNYMODE, ON'
you transform into bunnymode.
You feel lighter and much much faster.

Tama doesnt have the bloodlust he had earlier... but still just as threatening.
He runs for you and you evade, you are a fraction faster than he is.


>>18496802
>>18496780
AACTUALLY... IIRC the manga author gave him the neck frill jsut because of austin powers.

i think i read that somewhere.

Oh man I missed physicstalk.

Oh well probably for the best

Think this is errything

>>18496898
I could see Keima being his son actually.
That's why he plays dating sims rather than going outside

>>18496887
>THERE ARE STILL HEROES AMONG MEN.
You, sir, are a true physicsbro. In all seriousness, though, impact, pressure, grip, and all manner of tactile stimulation are only possible via friction.

>>18496863
Cannot. Unsee.

>>18496898

That'd be a terrifying and hilarious thought - that your school uniform was designed for it's resemblance to Austin Powers.

Best school ever, in several ways.

>>18496907
No, you're still missing the Assassin's Creed armblades.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18496887
Friction is electromagnetism. There's no actual physical contact between atoms when you're just rubbing your hands together, it's all just negative electromagnetic fields repelling each other. Friction is electromagnetism is the contact force.

>>18496931
haha fuck

those are a secret obviously

>>18496907
Wrist blades, massage gear, titanium jock, (borrowed) books suggested by Yuki.

>>18496931
Yeah the DaVinci blades.

On that note LG do ours have the poison delivery system in them? Since they were called DaVinci blades instead of arm blades we sort of assumed they do

>>18496939
>Friction is electromagnetism
That's cool and all but it doesn't address my point that electromagnetism is not friction. Friction is a subset of electromagnetism.

>>18496939
Ok enough arguing about science go to /sci/ if you really want to continue your slap fight.

Most of us honestly don't care either way how it works just that it does

>>18496922

>>18496898

If we have speed on our side, even for the moment, bring the Urumi back into play. It's proven itself effective so far.

>>18496953
List of weapons/direct combat things only.

I'd add the armblades if I hadn't already closed the window and only saved the jpeg, they'll go on next time

>>18496967
>Most of us honestly don't care either way how it works just that it does
Honestly, the argument is just semantics anyway. If we just say slider makes things super-slippery/super-slick instead of zero-friction, nobody will care.

>>18496898
>Keima has the cravat because Austin Powers
COCKS.

>>18496971
I really like the idea that Keima is Austin's son

We could get so many shenanigans from it

>>18496974
>Implying a titanium jockstrap isn't one of the most important combat items for a male.

>>18496898
Since we're just a little faster, and stronger, than Tama, engage him directly with fists and get him into a leg lock.

>>18496964
You are correct. Friction : Electromagnetism :: Square : Rectangle. Thank you for clarifying/correcting me.

>>18496980
But that is already what it does.
This whole argument sprang from someone trying to go further than the given explanation

You see his eyes.
YOu don't like what you're seeing in them.
"haaaaaah.. Pretty bunny." he says.
He jumps at you.
You try and back away but a root trips you and you fall on your back.
He gets on top oh you.

ROLL EM.

>>18496959
yes. they have a delivery system. then can store about 200ml in each.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18497009
death by stripes, here we come

rolled 40 = 40

Rolling for shenanigans.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18497009
NO! It's that fat Greek in the alleys of Shibuya all over again!

rolled 93 = 93

>>18497009

SHIIIIT. Roll and kick him off!

rolled 31 = 31

>>18497009
Girly time
Scream "KYAAAAAAAH" and flail wildly while beating him half to death

rolled 2 = 2

>>18497009
Okay, now we do the leg-lock.

>>18496986
His father is never shown in the manga.
I like this idea.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18497009
RABBIT STEW

rolled 81 = 81

>>18497009
ROLLING TO AVOID TIGER RAPE

>>18497017


...the hell? How did it not post my email Dice?

rolled 99 = 99

>>18497009
We are a superstrength bunny, we got this.

>>18497019

FUCK

rolled 53 = 53

>>18497009
Wait, this means we can inject Molotov into people's blood. And then blow them up from the inside out.

>>18497031

Yeah, we good.

>>18497031
>>18497017
Hells yes
This >>18497018
For maximum hilarity

>>18497009
Nut shot.

>/tg/ Dice! HEED THE CALL!!!

>>18497038
True that.

>>18497031
We so got this.

>>18497048
Dice, broseph, not roll.

>>18497038
Among other things yes

LG just handed us a very very powerful tool

>>18497048
fuck, forgot to roll.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18497009

>>18497061
Put 'dice+1d100' in your email field, all lower-case.

>>18497021
I find myself quite okay with it.

>>18497048
>>18497061

You have no manner of luck at all today, do you friend?

>>18497038
What, what would happen then if we injected Slider into people's blood? Would the the cells go faster? Stop them from receiving oxygen?

Also we need to create a liguid form of gummyBEARS. and use that with the DaVinci blades.

...why does everyone want to leglock, anyway?

How can we add this to our harem?

rolled 14 = 14

>>18497061
Let me help you with that.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
SON OF A FUCKING WHORE MUNCHINGLORD SNOW!!!!!!!

>>18497072
I know, it's just been a while.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18497069

That...that's a good roll, right? Or at least decent?

>>18497081
We have plans for BEAR pots already.

Other options can be poisons, slowing potions etc

rolled 2 = 2

>>18497083
happened in the animu

Is this the actual instructor or a projection like the tournament?

If projection, do the poisoned armblades. Use molotov. Then clear some distance, wipe off the excess, and DETONATE.

Otherwise, just stab him in the kidneys at point blank. You can repair those I'm sure, and a kidney hit is unimaginably painful.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18497088
dang yo

>>18497083
It's a thing from the source of Hayate, Tama, and Hina, it seems.

>>18497090
And Tama may well be neutered here

>>18497090
>>18497096

AHAHAHA, Oh, the dice are really fucking with us today.

LG REFRESH DAMNIT

>>18497088
At this point it's acceptable to laugh at you, right?

>>18497090
58's okay, but a 100 is far better.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18497090
It was decent but that last one there was pretty good.

rolled 24 = 24

>>18497090 nat 100
>>18497096 2
>>18497099 5

STOP THAT

>>18497098
Actual agent.

I am more for the idea >>18497018 posted because I think it would be hilarious

>>18497090

...Holy fuck, I forget to take off the dice roll, and this happens? Somebody up there likes us.

>>18497098
Tama's a field agent, not an instructor, but it is actually him, yes.

>>18497090
>>18497090
>>18497090
>>18497090

FREEZE STOP ROLLING, STOOOOOOOOOOOP

rolled 91, 68 = 159

>>18497088

I fucking give up.

Fuck you very much, Dice Gods.

>>18497107
*Sigh...* Yes, yes it is.

>>18497031
"GET OFF!" you yell as you push him off.
You jump up from under him and wrap your legs around his neck.
You deliver a brutal reverse frankensteiner and drive his head into the ground.

You win.

Hayate is become more and more of an assassin every upgrade we get.

>Timestop + knives; there's no reason we can't just stab them directly in the throat or heart for an I win button unless they can break timestop or recover for such terrible injuries

>Invisibility; do I even need to explain?

>Potions; I think you mean "Poisons"

>Hidden blades with a poison resivoir; once again explanations needed?

>Molotov; get a person drunk, convert blood alcohol to molotov... BOOM.

rolled 1 = 1

hey guys look at my one

WHAT THashsddhgaghwerdgahsudh AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18497137
We should be more careful with our sexiness.

Tiger rape is no fun.

>>18497138
wait, have we ever actually used invisiblity?

>>18497160
a time or two, yeah.

>>18497139
Cool 1d1OO bro

rolled 8 = 8

>>18497137
Is… is this a stealth HUE? Are you ending the thread early? Did we butthurt too much?

>>18497160

No, not ever that I can recall.

>>18497137
Last fight is going to be Mike. We're going to need to go all out, because he's not going to pull any punches this time.

>>18497137

So my inadvertent re-roll didn't count? Aw....

>>18497164
No he just needs to hurry up and get to the Mike fight so we can get our ass kicked.

>>18497137
Cool but anticlimactic.

Was hoping LG was in a trolling mood today

>>18497137
Ok we need neko mode next

>>18497174

Looks like no HUEHUEHUE... For now.
>>18497181
Annnnddd there we go.
HUEHUEHUE?
>HUEHUEHUE.

>>18497181

Nah. We've got this great bunny motif going the whole way through. Best to stick with that.

Also, the last time we did the nekomimi outfit, it was while being tied up, whipped and dominated by Erica. So yeah.

question...why havent we used Invisibility to see what Keima dose during the day... he cant just play games all day...

rolled 97 = 97

>>18497138

>>18497191
Actually I was hoping he took the act girly joke

Mainly because it could of lead to some sweet trolling with Erica p

>>18497197

He's in classes during the day. Like us.

rolled 99, 19 = 118

>>18497197


Because Mojo beats Swag, all day, erry day

>>18497205
Our class, in fact. His seat is next to ours.

>>18497197
He's... in class with us during the day.

And, yes, he can.

>>18497193
It was one of our plans from ages back though.
We were going to get the whole menagerie of nekomimi outfits suited to different tasks

>>18497197
Because that ain't our style.

And yes he can.

>>18497197
because when we aren't in classes we're busy with actual harem management.

>poisons

For our next potion, we use belladonna and arsenic, with the memories of how badly we wanted the pain to stop.

It'll give us something that will cause death very, very quickly.

>>18497213
It was a plan of a few people, from what I could tell.

He also has the ability to track Kraus and detect people within a certain range to an extent that we don't fully know.

>>18497230
Yeah I just figured it would be something worth bringing up.

And I like tormenting Hayate a bit much

>>18497193
So we need it, yeah.

You walk up to the bleachers as Tama walks up the other side.
HIna and Erica aren't there and are fighting again.
The idol trio that came to watch meet you.
"That was great Niichan! You were so cool!" the twins say.
"You looked so cute in that frilly dress! Miki wants to see it again!" the blonde adds.
"Err thanks." you say as you make your way towards the nearest empty seat.
The trio promptly seat themselves around you.
"Soo uhh you came to watch huh?" you ask them
"Yeah! We have nothing to do until our lessons start on Monday anyway!"
"And Iori is being a pain again, so we're staying out of the dorms." the twins add.
You settle yourself in to watch the action.

WATCH WHO?
[ ]Hina
[ ]Erica
[ ]Kenji
[ ]Sousuke
[ ]Negi
[ ]Ichika

Now, I was originally thinking that maybe our menagerie of familiars is getting too big, especially with our desire to get a wolf, a dingo, a fox, a raven, a kangaroo, and a shark.
But then I remembered we're a Goddamned BUTLER, and a butler is the in charge of the household staff.
So, yes, being in charge of a vast number of staff members like a Pokemon Master is perfectly in line with our Butler aesthetic.

>>18497264

Hina and then Erica. They're our girls, we should make sure we know how they're faring.

>>18497264
[x] Kenji

>>18497264
Erica

>>18497264
Hina or Erica, whichever seems to be in a more tense moment currently.

Hina then Erica

rolled 86 = 86

>>18497264
Sousuke, Kenji, Hina/Erica in that order of priority.

Sousuke for tactical military awesomeness, Kenji for him yelling about feminists at random times and our girls because they're our girls.

>>18497264
[x]Erica
then Hina, Sousuke, Kenji, Negi, Ichika.

>>18497264
>Erica so even if we lose we still fight all three opponents? huh.

Also Erica then Hina.

rolled 30 = 30

>>18497264
Negi. I want to see how the boy's doing.

>>18497273
You forgot the becaped lion.

>>18497300
You're right! I think we should name him Charles. And he should be English.

>>18497264

wasn't erica defeated?

or is it this is just an exam?

>>18497310
I think he should be named Leo Lionel the Lion-Hearted. And that he should be completely oblivious to the joke, no matter how much anyone tries to explain it to him.

>>18497264
Idols around us.
WE MUST MOVE BEFORE ERICA OR HINA FINISHES THEIR FIGHTS.

>>18497298

It's a series of tests, not an elimination tournament.

>>18497264
Vote Hina then Erica.

If Erica fails two battles in a row, she's going to be devastated. I hope she wins.

>>18497311
This is a practical final exam. You have to fight all 3 fights, win or lose.
Mike said they're going to take the combat data and the Advanced instructors are going to tailor the next set of classes to them.

>>18497321
Shit, you're right. But where to?
Gai? Amazoness? Keima, maybe?

>>18497321
Why? they're our new friends, leaving them by themselves in a new place would be rude.

Plus with them sitting around Hayate it means the only place left is our lap, which is where Erica and Hina will most likely promptly seat themselves when they return.

would be cool if we motivate erica/hina to get more wins.

winner wins another date or something.

......well ok maybe not a date because its unfair for ursula an nano.

>>18497321
I think they're aware that we aren't going to do anything and ladies surrounding us is just our natural state. Keep our hands to ourself and try not to swag them even more. Sure they might pop onto our lap and kiss us to make sure the Idols are aware of our relationship but we ought to get through it OK.

>>18497344
You know, way back when, we never finished giving Erica and Ursula that massage.
We should rectify that at our next opportunity.

>>18497363
*without* Vanilla candles, this time.

Giving Hina one too would be good. She can get stressed easily.

>>18497376
We need to grow more arms.

Or

Or

Have them massage each other

>>18497376
Let's give a massage to the first of our girls out of their simulation, then switch to the other when they're out. They could probably use a massage after their fights.

rolled 64, 78 = 142

>>18497376

Should we give Erica a potato scented candle?

INB4 "How Many Candles Can we fit in a B-52" for nostalga's sake

>>18497394
>potato scented candle
She enjoys eating potatoes, not fetishizing them. Don't try to flanderize her or, if you do, flanderize something more true, like being roguishly lustful.

After comments from LG, I've redone the shitty uniform recoloring I did. And now I'm off for the night. Good lucky, guys.

Don't be ridiculous, this isn't SWQ.

>>18497386
>massage each other.

here comes the lesbionics again. see you guys in an hour.

>>18497363
>>18497376

"You know, we never did finish that massage."
"That's alright. I mean, we couldn't very well force you to keep going under the circumstances."
"Not important. What's important is that after a day like this, you'll probably want one."
"Wait, what happened last time?"
"Oh, I had a nervous breakdown half-way through because of repressed childhood trauma."
"What? Is that why you haven't told me about your past?"
"Mostly. I wanted to spare you the horrible details, but then I realized my life prior to the Bureau consists of nothing but horrible details."

>>18497273
As one of the guys who sat in there discussing all this I think it is a big crazy to have all the pets.

But so many of the ideas were too cool like the French grey fox ( because hayate has no clue that they are American region only ) the kangaroo tf2 sniper and the KSK big boss wolf are far too awesome for me to even consider passing them up now

Also the regal lionbro being named >>18497320 would be awesome

>>18497415
And a bike!

>>18497410
Fffff Gorramn quote fail.

Second part of that was at >>18497394

rolled 85, 69 = 154

>>18497405

>Erica not having the weirdest fetishes FUCKING EVER.

>Laughing Whores.jpeg

For all we know one of these times she'll come to bed dressed up like Violet Beauregard.

>>18497394
What would a potato scented candle even smell like?
I think a chocolate scented candle would be good though

>>18497410
That blue isn't nearly blue enough.

>>18497439
Agree, needs glow effects.

>>18497410
Then let's adapt it.
How many Erica's can we fit in bed with hayate?

>>18497405
>doesn't fetishize potatoes

We could probably get Hina a potato-theme strapon and we'd walk in on them going at it.

>>18497449
... Doppleganger potion time!

>>18497436

Some part of me wants you to be proven wrong.

Soon a list is compiled behind our backs:

>Harem Guidelines:
>No scented candles. Ever.
>Do not question the Bike thing.
>Do not allow Keima to drink.
>No, really. He gets british and weird.

>>18497464
Erica would literally eat it.

Now if we got Hina a potato themed dress we would walk in on erica gone nuts on her

Possibly while wearing death by frills

>>18497449
How many Hayates can we fit in an Erica?

How many Ericas can we fit in a Hayate?

We'll need a duplicator and genderbender potions to find out.

>>18497405
And here I thought all the other reasonable people had gone to bed.

>>18497449
>How many Erica's
Does Ursula count?

>>18497481
Given she is her identical twin yes

>>18497474
We've gotten him drunk already and he didn't Austin Powers at us at all.

>>18497474
>gets British and weird

No, he gets sexually confused and aggressive. Remember?

>>18497448

you guys and your tron fetishes.

stop it. an aircraft might mistake us for a landing beacon when walking at night

>Erica Hina
You watch your girlfriends fights in tunrs.
Hina is up against a guy with thick glasses and using weird shit as weapons.
You see him thow chains, fire hydrants, knives axes, and all sorts of other things from inside his sleeves.
All that's missing is the kitchen sink.

Hina ducks and dives to avoid the unusual projectiles. she sends a couple of shockwaves towards her opponent.

-----------------------

Erica is fighting in the sky again.
She's up against a girl with red hair and weird red armor, she's wielding a pair of weird guns that fire blue lasers.
The girl's legs are encased in machinery not unlike Erica's own striker units.
The two of them exchange shots across the sky.

-------------------------
"I come up here to watch your fight and I find you surrounded by girls." Mio says as she interrupts your watching, "What a bad wife you are."
"Wife? Niichan is a wife?" one of the twins ask

>>18497476
Depends how small we make them

Giantess fetish thread go!

>Girls getting clingy.
>Toss a baked potato at Hina.
>Erica makes flying leap.
>Lesbians.
>Sneak out while they're distracted.
>Forget why we needed to escape because lesbians.
>Go back and join in.

>>18497494
>"What a bad wife you are."
"Should I turn my friends away? Is your hangover better now, dear?"

>>18497494
As much as I'd like to say I'm not, honestly I am. I cook, clean, cherish and spoil my ladies. Also this one uses me as a walking bar.

No Kenji/Sousuke?

rolled 49, 91 = 140

>>18497494
OHGOD NOSTALGIA GOGGLES.

>He needs to turn into a goose.

Wife?!?!

>>18497494
I'm guessing Agent P won't like us putting his idols and the major together.

>>18497513
This one.

>>18497512
>Is your hangover better now, dear?
HAHAHA that is just the right amount of trollsy, and Mio will totally roll with it.

>>18497494
Hello Major.
These are some new recruits I met the other day, Miki, Ami and Mami.

Girls this is Major Mio Sakamoto hero of Japan from her dimension

>>18497494

"Nothing unusual about being surrounded by friends, Major. Even a 'wife' is allowed to have them. Come to watch the fights?"

Maybe have Kraus materialize some appropriate viewing beverages and snacks.

>>18497494

"Nope. Girls, this is the Major. Major, these are some friends I made the other day."

Give her a look that says 'yes friends, and that goes for you as well'.

>>18497533
Seconding this one. We are unflappable.

>>18497439
I'll probably mess with the blue another day.

>>18497448
>glow effects
Die in a fire. I'm far too lazy for shit like that.

>>18497494
I get who Hina's opponent is, but who is Erica fighting? I'm not catching the reference.

>>18497539
Friends doesn't really matter, she already said if she wanted us she would just take us

>>18497515
The major has claimed as for a wife.
Hopefully jokingly.

>>18497515
Reaed. The. Archives.

>>18497494
Do this
>>18497512
Please LG it is perfect

>>18497559
We are playin because that is crazy blue.

>>18497515
Mio thinks we would make a good wife.

She has also already talked to the girls about how much it would cost her to join in

They were joking but they did notice she was interested slightly

rolled 15, 93 = 108

>>18497571

Ehhh... Later.

Also, Kraus needs to whip up fancy jap tea stuffs.

>>18497494

Wait, is this another 80 to 90's cartoon that I somehow missed? :sigh: At least I managed to catch Transformers sometimes.

>>18497593
Nah if she drinks it is alcohol or coffee with alcohol

>>18497595
Ranma 1/2, I have no clue who Erica is up against though.

>>18497593
>Also, Kraus needs to whip up fancy jap tea stuffs.
That's a funny way to spell 'sake,' 'liquor,' and 'booze.'

>>18497606

Yeah, I caught the Ranma 1/2 part just fine, it's the last part that puzzles me.

>Wife

You just know that Mio's going to accidentally walk in on genderbent sexytimes with the girls at some point, and we'll Never hear the end of it.

rolled 5, 48 = 53

>>18497627

This is SakaBroto.

>What did you THINK I meant?

rolled 86 = 86

>>18497515
Mousse turns into a duck, not a goose.

And I don't get the reference regarding Erica's fight either.

>>18497632
She will walk in and decide that she really wants in most likely

Remember she liked us from when she met us in SWD and liked how we looked in her clothes

>>18497583
Eh, it was really just a quick color swap, based on what I'd already used. Have you a suggestion, then?

>>18497681
No it looks pretty cool and future

>>18497681
i think it looks pretty good.
what's the original from?

>>18497698
Infinite Stratos. Generic harem animu with silly flying robot chairs.

>>18497708
is there any anime that's not generic in some way?
only slightly trolling.

>>18497698
I think they're TSAB uniforms, LG posted it when asked what the uniforms actually look like, with color notes that I completely fucked up the first time, and got closer on the second go. This is the third.

>>18497668
She walks in on it
"whoa, Hayate, didn't know you were a girl"
"I'm not! This is just a potion I was trying out! You can't tell anyone about this!"
"Oh? And what are you offering to buy my silence?"
*slowly pushes blankets aside*
"Ahahaha! Now you really are my wife!"

And the rest of the girls just watched and fapped.

"Ah, these are new recruits i met the other day. Is your hangover better now, dear?" you tell the major.
"Much better, dear wife." She sits down in your lap.
"Girls, this is major Sakamoto Mio. Major, these are Ami, Mami and Miki." you make the introductions unfazed.

"So, you girls are also gonna start Basic?" she asks the trio.
"Yep. Miki is gonna be the best magical girl ever!" Miki states.
"I see. You'll be in class with my girls then." she says.
"Nee, nee, is Niichan really your wife?" the twins ask her.
"Yes. Yes he is. That's what I have decided upon. Hahahaha!"
The major's laughing causes her to wriggle around in your lap.

You try and take your attention away from her firm butt and continue watching the fights.

---------------------------
Hina ducks under a huge weight and a set of barbels thrown at her.
'And there's the kitchen sink.' you think to yourself as you see one appear from inside the man's sleeves.
She swats it away with her sword.
She advances on him. The sand of the desert they are fighting in being thrown up.

--------------------------------
Erica dodges around a volley of blue lasers and pops off a few shots of her own.
Her opponent summons a pair of weird machines that fly near her on either side. These fire blue lasers in a spread continually.
-------------------------------

>>18497743
Somehow I think that actually would work.

Especially if we were a girl for it

>>18497751
approaching the danger zone, get the major off before either of the girls finish

>>18497751
Yep looks like she is angling for a spot

>>18497751
PANIC

CRASH DIVE

EVADE EVADE EVADE

rolled 95, 67 = 162

Ah, fuck.

I got to rest, guys.

See you, space cowboy.
>TOTALLY NOT A HINT FOR NEXT MENTOR FIGURE.

.. But I do really need sleep. 2 in the morning here.

>>18497767
I... think I see what you did there?

Did you mean to do that?

>>18497767
I honestly don't think we could.

She is here to troll and there she is going to stay.
I sort of expected this after Nanoha's birthday though

>>18497789
only realized how perfectly innuendo that was after i hit submit. either way would work though.

>>18497751
"Now, now, Major. You remember the deal with Erica and Ursula."
And try to get her out of our lap. While funny as it is, we don't want to give Hina and Erica one more thing they have to worry about, when they still have another fight left to go.

>>18497734
And I was quite wrong. Oh well.

>>18497751
Man. Erica is being seriously outclassed in gear. But seriously, who is she fighting?