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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: I wanna be the very best Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)07:46 No.18487550  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    The gym dematerializes around you.
    You find yourself standing in a clearing in a forest.
    Drawn on the ground is a white rectangle with a red and white spherical symbol in the middle of it.

    On the other side of the rectangle stands a guy of about twenty years old.
    He's wearing a grey hoodie over a Bureau issue T-shirt and a black ski cap, sparse stubble covers the lower part of his face.
    Behind him is a huge blue creature, not unlike a sea serpent.
    By his right is a yellow oversized hamster.
    And on his left is what appears to be a mutant praying mantis.

    He shouts across the clearing

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:48 No.18487564
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    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:49 No.18487565
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:49 No.18487579
    Do we have a ladder/baby? Can we magick one up for Lo?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:50 No.18487590
    Fuck, just shoot the dude. Play by our own damn rules. Fuck the trainer being off-limits. This is how Hayate plays monster battles. No drama, no pomp, no threats, no announcement. Just shoot him before he even has time to stage a defense.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:51 No.18487593
    Equip Lo with a ladder and a baby, then stick a bucket on his foot. This guy won't stand a chance.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)07:51 No.18487595
    You have a bike in your folio
    >both bikes actually

    Loyal Bike-kun
    and the alium slaying Flying Dutchman
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:51 No.18487596
    Cool, could you give me 5 minutes to do something and explain the exact rules to this Pokeyman Battle?

    Thanks man.

    While he tells us if we're allowed to sneak up behind him and shoot him in the back of the head and whether it's a one on one familiar fight or a battle royale involving all parties lets get to buffing our familiars.

    Give Ted a bucket of Drago and tell him to drink it as he starts his fight, give Lo the Flying Dutchman, a ladder if we can and a baby if at all possible and tell him that he doesn't want any trabble. Give Jakob the moonstone just in case it works, also load him up with guns, knives and the molotov paintball gun.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:51 No.18487601
    rolled 72 = 72

    "What's a pokeyman battle?"
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)07:51 No.18487602
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    shouldn't we choose rex first?

    i think the intimidation factor will win us some rounds.

    also. IS MISTY THERE?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:51 No.18487603
    "Jakob. Theodore. Lo. This gentleman has challenged us to a duel."
    Pop them out, slide Jakob a pistol. Ted and Lo to full-size modes.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:52 No.18487608
    Equip Lo with the flying Dutchman and tell him to avoid trabble
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:53 No.18487615
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:53 No.18487617
    "Oh okay. What are the rules?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:53 No.18487620
    He has Mr Fish, a gyrados that eats little Pokemon
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:54 No.18487626

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:54 No.18487627
    Um but I don't have any pokeymans... And what are the rules anyway?

    If we beat him do we get half his money?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:54 No.18487628
    Give Jakob the Moon Stone, and get him to go Antyla Mode. Give Lo both bicycles, and give Ted a gummy BEAR and throw burgundy paint on the enemy.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:55 No.18487636
    No give Ted Drago
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:55 No.18487638
    >Give Lo both bicycles
    I can picture Jackie Chan trying to ride two bicycles at once already. A FUCKING DEATH MACHINE.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)07:55 No.18487642

    so your saying full form of Theo is nto as big as mr. fish?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:56 No.18487644
    Give them all Drago!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:56 No.18487646
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    > J in Antylamon mode
    > imokwiththis.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:58 No.18487658
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:58 No.18487660
    Last thread we agreed to try giving Jakob the moonstone to see if he would react to it.
    When he takes the stone and nothing happens beyond him giving us a puzzled look and saying "Sir?", just say we hoped for some sort of reaction and equip him with a pistol and maybe a Molotov paintball gun, then go into Laplace mode.
    Ted and Lo we give doses of Drago when they fight, and equip Lo with the Flying Dutchman.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)07:58 No.18487663
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    "Whats a pokeyman battle and what are the rules?" you shout.
    "You choose a pet and I choose a pet. Then they battle and stuff. Best of three fights." he tells you
    "Can't WE just fight? I don't want my friends getting hurt."

    "MISTER SPARKY! GO!" he says and the yello hamster jumps into the ring.

    WAT DO?
    >FIGHT [send out who?]
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:58 No.18487666
    Change the light green into black and give him the top hat.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:59 No.18487668
    Not entirely sure.
    Probably close to the same size

    Nah that isn't our style.
    Maybe he can turn into a moon rabbit or something though
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:59 No.18487671
    NO! Bike-kun is not a weapon! He was our only companion in the hellhole that was our life before Mike saved us.

    The Flying Dutchman is a warrior bike. He can take this kind of thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:59 No.18487674
    Draw gun, shoot at Jared.

    "The hell's a pokeyman?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:00 No.18487680
    Send him out with a non conductive weapon
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:01 No.18487687
    Give me just one minute, pull out Jacob, hand him the moonstone, a pile of guns, ceramic knives and the molotov paintball gun.

    I'm reserving Lo for Scyther and Ted for Gyarados for best spectator value.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:01 No.18487689
    Jakob with our handguns, in Laplace mode. Classy as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:01 No.18487690
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:01 No.18487692
    Except LG says it is blowing his plans if we did it so there will be a reaction
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:02 No.18487696
    [x] Bag
    Send out Lo with the timebowler coated with Rebounder.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:02 No.18487700

    Ask them. "Alright, who wants the electric Hamster?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:02 No.18487701

    befriending top hot i choose you

    free electricity ain't so bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:02 No.18487702
    Take moonstone, equip Jakob with Moonstone, M1911 pistol, Molotov Paintball Gun. Engage Laplace Mode. Then request that he fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:03 No.18487709
    Won't work, we can steal constructs but I doubt we can take someones Pokemon away from them, they're tied by bonds of friendship and shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:03 No.18487711
    Cockfighting should be beneath us.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:04 No.18487715
    Please, we have plenty of experience cockfighting.

    None of it can be used in THIS context, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:05 No.18487717
    What's Keima have to do with this?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:05 No.18487718

    well there goes our free energy for our farm.

    [O] bag
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:07 No.18487729
    Wow, that's MSQ's own little 'That's what she said' joke.

    However, unlike that one, I actually approve of this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:07 No.18487730
    Get Lo and a pair of bicycles. A babby if necessary. Fight won.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:07 No.18487739
    Non conductive weaponry for Jakob, he will get zapped if he has metal weapons
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:09 No.18487746
    If only we had the Ceramic Armor of Tea Consumption from Katawa Yandere.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)08:09 No.18487749
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    >giving him moonstone for no reason is too metagaming.

    You take out your tophat and pull Jakob out of it.
    You hand him one of your pistols and a Molotov filled paintball gun.
    "J." you tell him. "That man has challenged us t a battle. Can I ask you to fight on my behalf?"
    "I'd be glad to sir." he says as he hops to the middle of the ring with the huge guns in his tiny rabbit hands.


    The yellow hamster runs towards J and it begins to spark with electricity.

    [ ]GROW
    [ ]SHOOT
    [ ]EXPLODE
    [ ]EVADE
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:09 No.18487752
    We could probably make ceramic armour
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:10 No.18487759
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:11 No.18487762
    The Japanese, among many other cultures, see a rabbit on the moons face, there is an inherent connection between the moon and rabbits, thus it makes sense.

    That being said Explode, growing would give Pikachu a bigger target.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:11 No.18487764
    Want a reason? Sure.
    When we found the moon stone, we also found moon rabbits that were vaguely human. Hayate could probably make the connection.

    Now GROOOOW, then evade.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:12 No.18487770
    A cricket bat, then?
    The guns are metal, and we can't generate ceramic weaponry, so just have Jakob engage in fisticuffs?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:12 No.18487772

    growing won't be good, agility is kachu's forte
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:13 No.18487778
    Basically these.
    We even saw moon rabbits up there and Hayate does keep some childish things despite his crapsack upbringing
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:13 No.18487779
    >growing would give Pikachu a bigger target
    That's not how electricity works, it arcs to any viably conductive target, regardless of size. Then real point is that we need him to be negatively charged so that the arcs just ground themselves instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:14 No.18487782
    J would be more agile in laplace mode. the guns will fit better in his hands.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:14 No.18487786
    Evade incoming electric attack, then grow and shoot.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:16 No.18487796
    Paintball gun would be fine

    We wouldn't necessarily try such a thing in combat situations though
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:16 No.18487797
    Actually, drenching Jakob in water would help. You might think "That'll just conduct the water", however, This type of electricity is static, which will not affect things with a high enough moisture level.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:18 No.18487806
    And water is a poor conductor of electricity anyway compared to skin. The reason the water/electricity myth came to be is because it's a better conductor than air so dropping electronics in water can electrocute a person who's also in the water. Science!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:18 No.18487807
    *conduct the electricity
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:18 No.18487809
    Butt water is weak to electric types!

    Ground types are immune, and grass only takes half damage, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:19 No.18487814
    Is it static though? I remember it being described as them basically being living generators in the games
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:19 No.18487815
    [x] GROW
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:19 No.18487821
    We need to see if we are working under real world rules of Pokemon world rules first
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:19 No.18487822
    It doesn't actually matter because:
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:20 No.18487823
    The trading card specifically states that they charge their moves by storing static electricity in their cheek pouches.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:20 No.18487824
    Can we hook him up with some kind of metal armor? A Faraday Cage would be fantastic right about now.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)08:20 No.18487825
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    "J, Evade, then activate laplace mode."
    J jumps to the side and grows.

    The yellow hamster throws a lightning bolt from it's body. J, now much larger and now able to compensate for the guns jumps to the side easily and takes aim with the paintball gun.
    *splat* *splat* splat*
    The yellow hamster evades.
    'don't blow up the ground yet J. keep spreading the molotov'
    'Roger that sir.'


    [ ]evade
    [ ]shoot
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:21 No.18487839
    Evade, I'd rather not get hit straight on by Pikachu. Keep on moving and cover the ground in explosive stuff so the entire battlefield becomes a weapon and our opponent doesn't suspect a thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:22 No.18487841
    Just keep evading and spreading the molotov around under the pretense of shooting him. Take a couple of pot shots at the trainer too.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:22 No.18487842
    PLEASE let us use the moon stone. I want him to flip his shit when Jakob turns into an actual Digimon.

    [x] evade
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:22 No.18487843
    [x] evade
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:23 No.18487846
    I want to shoot him with a gun.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:23 No.18487851
    Shoot then dodge.
    We can goad him into an attack pattern we can anticipate then dodge it before it lands
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:23 No.18487852
    True that. I don't think we're talking about real electricity here, though. I think we're talking about jagged yellow DBZ energy beams. You know, what Pokemon normally makes electricity out to be.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:23 No.18487854
    Then when the pikachu passes, shoot. Cover the ground in Molotov.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:24 No.18487857

    [x] Dodge like a boss
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:24 No.18487859
    It's static electricity. See >>18487823
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:24 No.18487860
    How fast is J? Is he 'us in bunnymode fast'? Because Quick Attack is called Quick Attack for a reason.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:26 No.18487867
    That's too bad. The conditions of the combat trials was that the agents get to dictate the terms of the fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:26 No.18487869
    Not quite that fast I think
    He is fast though
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:26 No.18487872
    It's "static electricity." It's actually a zig-zagging yellow blast of DBZ energy. Have you never watched Pokemon? If it was real static electricity, it would just ground itself. We wouldn't even have to worry.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)08:29 No.18487892
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    'Evade.' you mentilalte to J to avoid telegraphing your moves.
    J dodges, and aims the paintball gun loosely around the hamster thing.
    Some of the round splatter harmlessly near the guy on the other side of the field.
    'Just keep spreading it. Activate it when I tell you.'
    'okay sir.' J answers you.

    The hamster jumps at J and swats the paintball gun out of his hands and out of the ring.
    'Use the pistol.' you tell him.
    J takes out the 1911.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:30 No.18487898
    rolled 8 = 8

    Shoot that little bugger!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:30 No.18487901
    rolled 50 = 50

    Come on dice gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:31 No.18487903
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    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:31 No.18487905
    rolled 48 = 48

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:31 No.18487906
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:32 No.18487910
    rolled 8 = 8

    Don't forget to do a coup de grace when the little yellow fuck is down either.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:32 No.18487912
    rolled 25 = 25

    HEART OF THE CAR- wait wrong show
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:32 No.18487915
    rolled 85 = 85


    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:32 No.18487916
    Hopefully he takes this
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:32 No.18487919
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:32 No.18487921
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:32 No.18487922
    rolled 17 = 17

    you two are horrible at rolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:32 No.18487924
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:34 No.18487930
    Okay I think we are done for rolls guys
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:34 No.18487935
    rolled 56 = 56

    We#re not exactly better though...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:35 No.18487940

    Jakob used 9mm FMJ!

    It's Super Effective!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)08:35 No.18487941
    The guy sees Jakob aiming the pistol.
    *ZAP* the gun flies out of Jakob's hands.

    'Shit! J needs a weapon.' you think to yourself.
    [ ]throw him a knife
    [ ]throw him another pistol
    **add a roll**
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:35 No.18487945
    rolled 44 = 44

    Ceramic knives.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:36 No.18487946
    rolled 36 = 36

    Ceramic knife
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)08:36 No.18487947
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:36 No.18487950

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:36 No.18487953
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:36 No.18487955
    rolled 25 = 25

    Throw him a ceramic knife
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:36 No.18487956
    rolled 9 = 9

    Pistol, let him keep his distance from the electric mouse.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:36 No.18487958
    rolled 36 = 36

    Throw a knife.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:37 No.18487962
    rolled 45 = 45


    Need sparks.

    [x] Ceramic Knives
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:37 No.18487964
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:37 No.18487965
    rolled 60 = 60

    Throw him one of each.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:37 No.18487967
    rolled 99 = 99

    Give him some damn ceramic knives. Perhaps expand them first.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:38 No.18487971
    rolled 21 = 21


    [x] Gun. Getting in close involves ZAP MOTHUFUCKA, and not ina good way.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:38 No.18487973
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:38 No.18487976
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    Ooh, this calls for an image.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:38 No.18487977
    rolled 89 = 89

    Not sure if she's better or worse off than we are. Must be pretty hilarious though.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:39 No.18487982
    Welp hopefully he takes this one this time
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:39 No.18487984
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:40 No.18487990

    Awwww yeeeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:40 No.18487995
    rolled 54 = 54

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:41 No.18488003
    Yeah throwing a metal gun to our minion who is fitting an electric rat is a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:44 No.18488014
    It would be if it was actual electricity, since it doesn't work this way, but yeah, since this is metal-and-water-seeking shonen action energy blasts, probably a bad idea.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)08:45 No.18488018
    You reach in your pocket for some knives.
    'J! CATCH!' you yell out to him.
    You pull something out and throw without looking.

    It's that rock you picked up on the moon last night.
    J, catches it without second thought
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:45 No.18488023

    What's this? Jakob is evolving!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:46 No.18488025
    FUCK YEAH HIT THAT LITTLE YELLOW SHIT WITH A ROCK. It's not quite a brick, but it should work.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:47 No.18488033
    Dohoho, this is going to be good, either Digivolution or he beats a lightning rat to death with a brick. I'm not sure which one would be cooler. All is well with the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:47 No.18488035
    rolled 84 = 84

    Does that mean the pokeyman is now angry, easier to catch, and more prone to run away?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:47 No.18488039
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:50 No.18488054


    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:52 No.18488069
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    bleach is out btw.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:56 No.18488096
    I lost all interest in that sadly.
    Great idea but the DBZ pacing and oh no a new threat killed it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)08:59 No.18488121
    Once this is done we should take the girls out to Dende's.
    I wanna see Vita in Meido.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:04 No.18488149
    ...Did the Moon Stone Digivolution kill the thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:05 No.18488151
    >meido Vita
    Throw in some of that age candy stuff if we can get our hands on it and we're talking.
    Else normal Vita is just fine, maid outfits can't improve that much.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:06 No.18488160

    i think there was an eclipse and everyone is just waiting for it to pass by.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:08 No.18488171
    Well if we can get some.
    I just think it would be cute
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:10 No.18488183
    I think LG had his Internet die

    Or he is trying to figure out how to do this since we weren't meant to do this yet
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:10 No.18488189
    Sure she would be, but she's plenty cute in her normal red frilly dress already.

    >Where's my vitabitinghat.jpg when I need it...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:13 No.18488207
    I can't think of anything else right now than this:
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)09:14 No.18488212
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    Jakob catches the rock and begins to glow.

    A bright glow of light and Jakob disappears.
    In his place stands a hulking 12 foot tall rabbit in wierd armor.
    'J... Is that you?' you ask
    'Yes sir.' His voice deeper.
    'What happened?'
    'I.. I have no clue sir.'

    The hamster thing hesitates for a while, but still charges.
    Sparks begin to gather around its body.

    'J. Are you still up to fight?'
    'of course sir.' he answers.
    The hamster releases a bolt of lightning.
    J, blocks it easily with one arm.
    He jumps up and swats the little yellow fuzzball into the ground.

    'J. NOW! FINISH IT!'
    You see J setup for a brutal axekick.
    At the moment of impact he also detonates the molotov spread around the arena.
    J wins.

    He walks back to you through the flames, and shrinks back to his normal form just as he reaches you.

    >had to take a phonecall
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    Times like this I feel bad for LG's routes.
    We stole his strawberry.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:15 No.18488214
    Oh yeah she is cute regardless.
    I just think we could actually get her off balance and Nanoha and the girls could get her to try all sorts.

    She is still sorta scary with things like her enjoyment of smashing the white day chocolate with the candy mallet but that is still cute
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:15 No.18488218
    rolled 32 = 32


    Smells like Dinne- Victory.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:16 No.18488223
    Poor LG never gets his strawberry
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:16 No.18488225
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    rolled 21 = 21


    Looks like that was...


    ...Well Done
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:17 No.18488228
    Give Jakob the highest of fives. We'll investigate everything about this later.

    Scyther is probably next, prep Lo with the Flying Dutchman and if we can a ladder, some rope and a babby.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:18 No.18488237
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    I made this to celebrate Antyla mode.
    I know it's rough, I made it as soon as he caught the stone.

    If anyone's interested, I'll make it a bit better.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:20 No.18488252
    "So who's next?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:21 No.18488258
    We do have rope. We could make a rock candy ladder and we have the flying Dutchman
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:22 No.18488263
    The baby might take a bit too long, crying shame as Jackie Chanda is probably invincible if he's carrying a baby.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:23 No.18488271
    We give him some rope, make him a ladder of rock hard fudge, and give him the probably weakened Jakob. A bunny's a good enough substitute for a babby, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:24 No.18488274
    Dude, think about Jackie Chanda on a ladder balanced between two bikes with a baby in his arms, a bucket on his foot, and booze in his belly.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:25 No.18488282
    The world would implode rather than allow this to happen.

    We have to do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:26 No.18488289
    For now, we can tie a ladder to The Flying Dutchman with some rope. That's a powerful Chanda weapon.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:26 No.18488291
    I am not sure.

    We still need to see how good he is normally anyway since we didn't fight him.

    He may be quite good already and the ladder etc are for when there is big trabble that needs fixing
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)09:31 No.18488322
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    "So. Who's next?" you ask your oponent
    "MR.CUTTY-CUT GO!" he sends out the mantis.
    "Close combat huh?" you take out your bolero and have Lo come out.
    "Lo, can you fight for me, man?" you ask him.
    "Lo fight. Lo wanno trabble."
    "Thanks. What weapons do you need?"
    "Wappans? What is wappans?" he asks
    "You know, stuff to fight with."
    "Fight? Lo no fight with wappans. Give Lo rope please."
    "Sure man, Kraus can you generate something ropelike for our friend here?"
    "Many thanks." he says as he gathers it in his arms and steps out into the field.

    [ ]duck
    [ ]evade
    [ ]dodge
    [ ]duck
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:32 No.18488337
    [x] stumble
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:33 No.18488342
    Do the funny flailing duck where you bend over backwards and the blade hilariously goes an inch above your face.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:33 No.18488344
    Try and tie him up with the rope while dodging
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:34 No.18488352


    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:34 No.18488353
    And then he falls down, has to roll across the ground to escape the next stab, and the enemy accidentally gets entangled in the process.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:35 No.18488356
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:36 No.18488363
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)09:42 No.18488405
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    Lo bends backwards just barely avoiding the blade.
    His face contorted into a hilarious expression.
    At the same time the rope snakes its way across the ground like it has a mind of its own, and strikes the mantis square in the chest.
    He says as he ducks and dodges the blades.
    He throws a kick here and there.
    The mantis keeps striking at him and cutting the rope bit by bit.
    "NO WANNO TRABBLE!" Lo rolls on the ground to avoid a swift downwards thrust.
    He tries to use the last section of licorice rope he has to clock another slash.
    It predictable gets cut in two, leaving him with a foot and a half piece in either hand.
    "NO! WANNO! TRABBLE!" he begins to use the short sections of rope like nunchuks.

    He's slowly pushing back his opponent.

    **Give me a roll**
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:43 No.18488413
    rolled 36 = 36

    He doesn't want any trouble.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:44 No.18488420
    rolled 98 = 98

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:44 No.18488422
    rolled 71 = 71

    Would a giant jelly baby count as a baby for trabble purposes?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:45 No.18488423
    rolled 98 = 98

    Quick! Get him a ladder of rock candy
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:45 No.18488426
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:45 No.18488428
    Dice gods wan no trabble
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:46 No.18488431
    He really doesn't want any trouble.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:46 No.18488433


    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)09:49 No.18488450
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    Lo rolls away just as a tornado is generated in his position by the enemies wings.
    He loses the bits of rope in his hands in the process.

    'LO USE THIS!'
    You throw him the Flying Dutchman.
    "YU IN TRABBLE NOW." Lo says as he advanced on the enemy bike in hand.

    In a flash, Lo has beaten his opponent senseless.
    He rides the bike back towards your end.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:50 No.18488460
    Hahahaha oh yeah!
    Deadly with a bike and he doesn't wan no trabble
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:51 No.18488463
    High five Lo. Give Ted a goodly sized portion of Drago, tell him he might have 3 minutes, he might have less, tell him to drink it right before the fight starts.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:51 No.18488467
    >"Whats a pokeyman battle and what are the rules?" you shout.
    >"You choose a pet and I choose a pet. Then they battle and stuff. Best of three fights." he tells you

    So that means we've won?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:51 No.18488468
    Lo, you are a loose cannon, but you are a damn fine cop.

    Last one is Ted against Gyarados. Let's make this classy, gents.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:52 No.18488479
    Oh shit, we have. I wonder how the guy's taking it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:53 No.18488485
    Yeah, we've won but we may as well go for the sweep or at least a damn good show. Remember Mike said to put on a show and T-Rex vs Water Dragon, fight of the ages.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)09:53 No.18488488
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    "We win now right? You said best of three." you tell your oponent.
    "WAIT! one last fight! I want to show you mr.FISHY!"
    he pushes the behemoth into the ring.

    [ ]fight
    [ ]no fight
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:54 No.18488493
    Sure, let's [x] fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:55 No.18488495
    Tell him as long as we win no matter what happens this fight, Yes.

    Give Ted the Drago and watch the carnage unleashed.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:55 No.18488496
    [x] no fight

    How could you harm Mr. Fish?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:55 No.18488502
    Ok if you wish.
    Ted if you wouldn't mind single combat against Mr Fish?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:57 No.18488509
    "Ted, you feel like a shot at this one? He's about the right size, too."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:57 No.18488512
    Give Ted some Drago. Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:58 No.18488524
    I say call it. He said best two out of three. Last showing was rather pathetic on his part. That is, unless Ted would really like a fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:58 No.18488526
    rolled 58 = 58

    Jared is a good kid but lets face it, he's also an idiot...
    However, Mike did ask us to put on a good show and who are we to deny our mentor's request
    Activate our "ability to undo battle damage" (I don't recall what it's really called) field and
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:59 No.18488529
    [x] fight
    Of course! This'll be the first fight all three of our familiars will have been.

    This is all about who's FRIENDSHIP is stronger. We converted two of these constructs by pure friendship alone, and got Jakob by being friends with Santa Claus. He really didn't have a chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:59 No.18488536
    * been in
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:01 No.18488546
    No need for that, we are in a field already. The gym itself basically is a giant field
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)10:09 No.18488582
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    "Okay sure." you tell him. "But no matter the outcome of this fight I won already okay?"
    "YEAH YEAH!"
    You take out your tophat again and bring out Tiny Ted.
    "Ted, we have been issued a challenge. Will you fight and prove yourself?"
    "Indubitably. I shall show him how a real man scraps."
    "Here drink some of this." you take out your wine-skin and pout about 3 liters into his mouth.
    "You have three minutes. Do your best buddy."
    "Indeed I will." he says as he steps into the ring.

    "He's not a digimon. He's my friend."
    Ted transforms to his full size.
    The blue monster rears up, towering above Ted.
    It quickly lunges forward
    Ted barely dodges in time.
    'NOW TED!' you tell him.
    Ted moves in to bite the exposed back.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:11 No.18488593
    Wow, Mr. Fish is going to have some SERIOUS back problems from this...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:13 No.18488608
    anyone getting that godzilla fighting monsters vibe from this?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:13 No.18488618
    This is too good an opportunity to test our minions combat capabilities to pass up really.

    Anyway win or lose as long as we are nice about it Jared will probably like us for giving him a good battle
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)10:21 No.18488668
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    Ted stops abruptly, his teeth just inches from the scaly blue skin.
    'I say, Hayate my good man. This fellow is already out of it.' He tells you
    'He's knocked out. His lamp's busted. He is currently on a cruise of Lalaland.'
    'So he's asleep?'
    'Bloody well so too.'
    'huh. Well uh... Put your foot on him for a couple of seconds and strike a pose or two for the audience.'
    'Jolly good.' he responds.

    He puts his foot on him, like gladiatorial victors of old.
    "ROAR, I SAY, ROAR!"
    "mister Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!" the other guy runs up to his pet.

    You win, and find yourselves back in the gym.
    "okay, go take a seat, and Ill call on you again, after you've rested." Mike tells you.

    "Sakura, get down here and have your match started." he calls down your bubbly teammate.

    You climb up to the bleachers and check out who to watch.
    Currently fighting are Hina Erica Sakura Keitaro KENJ and GAI.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:23 No.18488677
    It will be amusing
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:23 No.18488681
    Watch Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:24 No.18488685
    Gai, I want to see Drago enhanced Rider Kicks literally blowing holes in tanks.

    Also keep an eye on Erica and Hina's matches.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:24 No.18488686
    rolled 25 = 25

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:24 No.18488689
    rolled 35 = 35

    Rolling for omniperception.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:25 No.18488700

    [x] morale support for girlfriend A
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:25 No.18488702


    would like to see how Gai is doing
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:25 No.18488703
    This will be funny as hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:27 No.18488712
    rolled 62 = 62

    Ask Kraus to sing "I'm a little teapot"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:27 No.18488714
    Fuck it get kraus to sparklate our brain meats so we can watch them all
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:29 No.18488723
    One Eye each on Erica and Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:30 No.18488726
    >"ORE NO TURN!" The Pharaoh yells as he draws a card. "WAIT!" Sakura says "We need to take turns?! Can't I just cast as much as I want?"

    it's time, TO DUEL!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:30 No.18488728
    >"ORE NO TURN!" The Pharaoh yells as he draws a card. "WAIT!" Sakura says "We need to take turns?! Can't I just cast as much as I want?" #msq

    I get the feeling these tests are designed for the sole purpose of irritating the fuck out of the Students.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:30 No.18488730
    rolled 48 = 48

    >brain meats
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:31 No.18488732

    Is probably how he would respond. Probably with more cursing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:41 No.18488775
    Haven't we already done that while wearing a dress?

    Anyway while we watch top up any potions we may need and maybe make a few more so we can hand around.

    Then watch Sakura > Hina > Erica > Gai > Kenji > Keitaro
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)10:43 No.18488786
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    >erica and hina close behind

    You watch as Gai battles on his bike.
    He's up against that flaming headed dude from Nanoha's party.
    "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEAH! NOTHING LIKE SNORTING SNOW AS YOU BARREL DOWN A ROAD FIGHTING." he swings the sword he's holding and narrowly clips Gai across a shoulder.
    Gai responds by standing up on his saddle and delivering a mighty jumping kick.
    After he was blocked he jumps back on his bike and pulls ahead.
    The machineguns mounted on doomrider's bike open fire.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:43 No.18488788
    >A bombardment of cards goes flying through the air before exploding violently.
    >The two combatants flash past each other in a blur.
    >Another volley of cards followed by more explosions.

    "For a little girl,You fight pretty good mon chere "
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:46 No.18488797
    I think you mean Sakura, not Hina. I'm counting one more.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:47 No.18488803
    That actually sounds pretty in-character for him.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)10:55 No.18488840
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    You turn to watch Erica's fight.
    She's flying through the air with her legplanes.
    The clouds parting in her wake.
    He has her gun out and a grenade in another hand.

    Her opponent is a man in a technofuturistic suit of armor with what appears to be bits and pieces of planes stuck to it.

    "ASSEMBLE SKY-BOLT!" he yells into his helmet.
    The bits attached to him disappear and are replaces with a new set for a different configuration.

    Erica takes this opportunity to strafe him.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:57 No.18488854

    >Erica takes this opportunity to strafe him.
    hahahahahah, that's perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:00 No.18488881
    Oh man! Centurions!
    Haha! What next, Exo-Squad?

    Actually, for all of its fascination with weird haircuts, the colors yellow, purple, orange, and green, that series was pretty ahead of its time in the story department.
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/28/12(Wed)11:01 No.18488886



    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)11:04 No.18488908
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    You look over to the screen showing Sakura's fight.
    She's standing a few meters away from a guy with weird hair.
    On her left arm is some sort of apparatus here her cards are laid.

    "No! no! YOU MSUT FOLLOW THE RULES!" The guy with the heavy eyeliner says.
    "But this isn't how I use cards."
    "Because those are the rules!" he explains. "
    Now do it like this. Everytime you draw a card, you say ORE NO TAHN!"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:06 No.18488924

    i... i think i love you, s-stupid LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:06 No.18488925
    I'm not sure who's getting the worst of it, here. Heh.

    How's Hina doing?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:06 No.18488926
    Hahaha I think pharaoh will give up soon
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:09 No.18488949

    there is no way you can win an argument to a kid

    especially a little magic girl
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/28/12(Wed)11:12 No.18488973

    >playing Yu-Gi-Oh!

    >not playing the superior card game Magic: the Gathering

    LG, I am disappoint. Chuckling, but disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:13 No.18488981
    Character is from Yu-gi-oh

    I love the idea of him trying to make Sakura follow the rules
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:16 No.18489007
    Seeing Sakura face off against Jace would be pretty amusing though
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)11:17 No.18489017
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    You turn to see how Hina is doing.
    She's fighting in an empty street, against a man in a white Kimono with white hair, also weilding a wooden sword.
    "You know the best part about strawberry milk?"
    He tells her. "IT WILL NEVER BETRAY YOU!"

    he stabs, she dodges.
    he swipes at her, she blocks.
    The man is laughing maniacally.
    "You know? You remind me somewhat of Tsukky." he tells her.
    "She has larger jugs though."
    Veins pop on Hina's head.
    She draws her glass sword.
    She wins in an instant.

    She is teleported back into the gym, and she walks up to you up in the bleachers.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:19 No.18489023
    "If it makes you feel better, Hina, *I* think your jugs are the perfect size."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:22 No.18489045
    "Not pulling any punches today, Hina?"
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/28/12(Wed)11:25 No.18489071

    "No worries, Hina. Your jugs are a perfect 'ten' for me.

    "I'm not saying it to make you feel better--well, that's *kinda* part of the reason...the other is that it's just the plain truth."
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:26 No.18489077

    These, also, "Congratulations on your win."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:28 No.18489088
    It is the perfect flattery and stumbling over himself of Hayate
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:29 No.18489098
    This is something Michael Cera would say.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:29 No.18489100
    Come to think of it we have aimed for the DFC pretty solidly so far.

    We had our moments of brain melting softness but nothing serious
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:32 No.18489116
    Older Nanoha has some stonking great tits, yes.

    Other than that, though, Normal Nanoha, Ursula and Erica the pseudo-lolis, and Hina all seem to be on the petite side of the chest department.

    So yeah, I think Hayate seems to attract large quantities of DFC.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)11:33 No.18489132
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    "Congratulations on your win." you give her a hug and sit yourselves down.
    "If it makes you feel better, Hina, *I* think your jugs are the perfect size." you whisper
    "I'm not saying it to make you feel better--well, that's *kinda* part of the reason...the other is that it's just the plain truth."
    She gives you a soft punch to the shoulder but smiles.

    The two of you turn back to the screens to continue watching

    [ ]GAI
    [ ]SAKURA
    [ ]ERICA
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/28/12(Wed)11:34 No.18489143

    I was aiming for something akin to the Tenth/Eleventh (mostly the Tenth) Doctor from Doctor Who.

    But Micheal Cera works, too.


    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:35 No.18489148
    Sakura or our brother.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:36 No.18489152


    he seemed to have the most trouble
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:36 No.18489155
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:37 No.18489161
    Back to Sakura, I don't wanna miss the eventual loss of patience and BOOM!

    Well we attract more than DFC just we have gone the furtherest with it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:39 No.18489176
    Speaking of Gai, how will he drink the potion we gave him?
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/28/12(Wed)11:40 No.18489186

    Will he pass out in time for WONDERFUL ANAL RAPINGS if he *does* drink the potion?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:41 No.18489195
    Miyafuji is going to love Nanoha when she grows older now that I think of it.
    Especially if she time skips which I want to avoid
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:42 No.18489202
    You say that like it isn't a sure thing.

    He will kick Doomrider so hard he sends him back in time to create the eye of terror
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:45 No.18489228
    Melmo candies.

    Zuchinni, Nanoha and a few others.

    MEEYAFOOJEE would love us forever
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:47 No.18489244
    I think I'm missing something, is miyafuji a fan of breasts or something?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)11:48 No.18489246
    Gai, though I quite want to see Erica's too.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)11:48 No.18489255
    The biggest, I understand.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:49 No.18489272
    Sort of.
    Miyafuji loves tits.
    Zuchinni is like a connoissuer of tits
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:51 No.18489294
    Miyafuji also ends up accidentally groping most of the witches throughout the series as well iirc
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)11:52 No.18489312
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    YOu turn to watch Gai's fight, as hina watches Sakura's

    He's still being pursued by Doomrider.
    he's weaving left and right to avoid the shots being fired from the dual machineguns mounted on the front tires of his opponent's bike.
    Doom rider revs up his bike, and grabs a fist full of white powder from one of his saddlebags.
    He's quickly catching up.
    Gai stands up on his saddle, takes out the flask you gave him, opens his mouthplate and drinks it in one go.
    He jumps and plummets towards doomrider.
    Doomrider stands up on his bike raises his sword and thrusts his crotch up at Gai.

    **BOOOOM** a massive explosion rocks the scene.
    Gai is pierced by the sword just below his ribcage. his foot has gone through doomrider's chest. Armor and all.

    Gai wins.

    He appears in the gym and sits down on the nearest empty bench.
    "KEIMA, LILY, MATSURI. You three are up." Mike calls out

    [ ]Erica
    [ ]Sakura
    [ ]Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:54 No.18489324
    We're going to miss her taking out a Centurion if we don't watch.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:54 No.18489328
    Sakura > Erica > Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:54 No.18489329
    >kicks clear through chaos-enhanced ceramite

    Awesome. This stuff is effective.

    We should consider making it in quantity and selling it to the PX. Field agents would love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:55 No.18489335

    Congratulate Gai if he joins us on the bleachers, bro fist him.

    [Erica] and ask Hina how Sakura is doing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)11:56 No.18489340
    Why must we choose? Can't we watch them all at once?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:56 No.18489344
    Better to have Ryuu sell it for us.
    People go to him for special potions like liquer, PX is the emu bitter or Budweiser type potions
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:57 No.18489353
    I still say
    Is the right choice
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:57 No.18489354
    We should probably sell it alongside Ryuu's Samson. Drago for a for a short-term but massive boost in strength, and Samson for a longer but weaker boost. Like a dual-flask pack.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:02 No.18489410
    I like the idea of selling little boxes of field potions.
    Have a general purpose box with healing, Molotov, Samson and rebounder x2

    Trauma pack with healing S,M,L x3,3,2

    Combat pack with rebounder, slider, drago and our speed potion once we make it x2

    Makes them small, easy to carry and have it so they can slip out what they need at a moments notice
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)12:03 No.18489415
    Sounds like a plan!

    But seriously, Erica, Keima, Sakura. We should at least see who Keima is up against.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:05 No.18489427
    Keima's match will be a slow one anyway and I think Sakura is about to lose patience and go BOOM! On pharaoh.

    Watch Erica bounce the centurion then watch Sakura IMO
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:05 No.18489435
    Not only could we start up a small side-business, but it would be something that we could give out to our team, so that even if we split up during a mission, they'll still have access to some of our potions.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:06 No.18489442
    Then you could add a support box which is a shoulder slung one which has each of those x8.
    I guess the others would be pocket sized right?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:07 No.18489456
    Well if it became a good business aside from helping friends out we could use it to pay for our swag palace
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)12:09 No.18489466
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    YOu turn your eyes back to Erica's fight.
    She's dodging and ducking under and around a hail of missiles being thrown [literally thrown] at her by her opponent.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!" she says as she evades.

    "So how's Sakura doing?" you ask Hina
    "He's pulled her wand out." she tells you with a chuckle
    "That guy is still trying to make her say ORE NO TAHN, and she just pulled 3 cards out at once. I think he opponent is about to break down crying."
    "Heh. Poor sod."

    You watch as Erica does an immelman turn to intercept her enemy. He guns blazing.
    He ducks under the gun fire, and replaces his armor again
    A bulkier set of equipment attach to him.
    And the new large rocket nozzles send him hurtling skywards.
    Erica pursues.
    Her majaic engines begin to sputter and stall in the thin atmosphere.
    Both her leg planes die.

    That's when her enemy launched the large missile strapped to his back.

    Erica lost.
    She reappears in the gym and looks around.
    She spots you and Hina and climbs up to your location with a pout on her face.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)12:12 No.18489491
    >Watch Erica bounce the centurion then watch Sakura IMO

    Insert "see who Keima is up against," and I'm good. Slow or not, I'd like to at least know who he's up against
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:13 No.18489497

    sounds like someone needs comforting, should we try to introduce ger to other means of combat other than guns/bombs?

    something with tracking projectiles?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:14 No.18489509
    "Don't be too upset. That was an equipment failure. I'm sure Ursula will be able to make you a better striker set."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:15 No.18489515
    Oh yeah we will watch his fight, probably against someone like L or Moriarty
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:15 No.18489520
    We should make a striker fuel additive for Erica. Dump it in her striker and it supercharges it or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:15 No.18489522
    >Pulled out three cards at once

    Screw the rules, I have frilly clothes?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:16 No.18489527
    >sounds like someone needs comforting
    I think that's the opposite of what she needs. She's an ace fighter pilot - she thrives on competition and stress. She needs to be teased now while there's an opening. She'll not only enjoy it, she should be vulnerable and girly while we do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:16 No.18489532


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    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:21 No.18489577

    alright, sounds reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:21 No.18489578
    Strikers run on majaik.
    Best we could do it put a battery or something in there so she can get a boost.

    Sounds like a high altitude stall anyway so it would be a job for Ursula to figure out
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:26 No.18489630
    I suppose, that sounds reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:28 No.18489641
    That... actually makes a lot of sense. That is exactly her personality type. She would probably respond to any attempts at sympathy with hostility.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:28 No.18489648
    I vote we pet her. We should have made a bet beforehand shouldn't we have?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:28 No.18489650
    Backup ion engine? Small gravitic drive?
    I'm sure that the Bureau must have access to advanced engine designs.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)12:29 No.18489653
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    She stomps up to you and Hina.
    Her pout enough to send Negi scrambling behind Kenji.

    as she gets within earshot, you take out your NGAF glasses
    "Looks like you...."
    you snap them on
    "had a blast."

    "Oh shut up!" She says as she jumps into your lap.
    "Not another word." she tells you.
    "NOT. ANOTHER. WORD." she pulls you in for a kiss.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)12:29 No.18489658
    YES. I would mention equipment failure, but also, "outclassed"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:31 No.18489672
    Kiss her hard and deep
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:31 No.18489674
    Haha, yes. Okay, we've almost gone for gold with that jab. We can seal the deal now. Reach up and squeeze/pinch her neck during the kiss. If we do that, we're going to way up tomorrow with a bruised pelvis because of her suddenly tsundere desire to prove herself to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:31 No.18489684
    But it would seem you have fallen
    to my lap
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:32 No.18489693
    Haha yeah go for it.
    Although we are going away with Sousuke for training after the testing so she will have all night and a day to stew over it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:33 No.18489696
    This. Don't half-ass it, finish the teasing. Make her feel week/not in control one more time with a neck squeeze. That will be perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:33 No.18489699
    I vote for these
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)12:33 No.18489700
    So she'll have followed us to the camping trip? A'ight.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:34 No.18489705
    You mean to les-rape Hina into submission.

    >alcoh. stensia
    No, I don't think she'll need alcohol, captcha.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:34 No.18489708
    Sousuke and the guys will wake up and there we will be walking gingerly because Erica flew out in the night to screw the shit out of us
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:35 No.18489721
    Or that in which case we need Kraus to record what happens in our room while we are gone
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)12:37 No.18489733
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    You kiss her hard and deep.
    Your hand not letting her go even as she begins to try and pull up for air.
    You don't care that the whole class is watching.
    You don't care that about 2 dozen other bureau personnel are watching.

    You stand once again on that imaginary mountain in your mind. You imaginary flag raised on the imaginary peak.
    Your imaginary cape blowing in the wind.
    "LOOK ALL OF YE AND ENVY!" you announce to the imaginary masses gathered at your feet.
    You turn to the other peak right next to the one your are currently on.

    You pull away from the now almost catatonic Erica and pull in Hina for an equally hard kiss.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:37 No.18489735
    We may come back to lesbian twincest threesome.
    We would come back to the holy motherfucking grail of mind blanking
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:38 No.18489743
    So she lost, got teased, and then got shown that she's not the one in control. Yeah, she'll be all over our dick, first chance she gets. I love type A personalities.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:38 No.18489748
    Pinch Erica's neck.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:40 No.18489765
    Stroke Erica's neck
    And we really need those aviators enchanted with a deal with it aura now
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)12:47 No.18489829
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    After pulling away from nopw an equally mind-numbed Hina, you stroke Erica's neck to jolt her back to reality.
    "KYAH!" she screams
    "Heh, you just screamed." you tell her through your shades.
    She just leans into you and tries to hide her blush.

    You catch the end of Sakura's match just in time.
    She blasts the guy with the extremely weird hair at point blank.

    [ ]keima
    [ ]random shit you dont give a damn about
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)12:48 No.18489835

    Keima, of course
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:49 No.18489842
    Watch Keima's match
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:49 No.18489843
    [X]random shit you dont give a damn about
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:49 No.18489846
    Rest our hand on the back of Erica's neck to cradle her head against our chest while we watch Keima's match.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:49 No.18489848

    Hmm...wonder if anybody got all that on video.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)12:51 No.18489856
    Makeouts, or the fights? Probably a yes on both counts.
    >> Matt, Monty's Spearmaster. 03/28/12(Wed)12:51 No.18489859

    Should we keep trolling him? Our new potions could fuck with his head quite a but.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)12:52 No.18489866
    You're so silly, anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:53 No.18489871
    No, we're not going to troll him.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:53 No.18489885
    Well we need to perfect the gender swap potion so we can really troll him but I say give him the talk and get it going again
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)12:54 No.18489887
    We've put a moratorium on trolling him till he's got his head on straight about us. We may have force his hand on that decision, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:57 No.18489919
    We can setup the water slide now! A slip'n'slide coated with slider, launching us off the roof of the dorms, into rebounder coated teacups that launch us cup to cup all the way to the town lake.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)12:57 No.18489925
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    YOu turn to watch Keima's match.
    He, Matsuria and lily are sitting in a room around a weird kid with goggles and a manic grin on his/her face.
    [you cant really tell the kids gender.]
    A multitude of holos and screens surround each of them.

    "Find Ein and you win! Of course you will have to go through my defenses first." the kid says as it taps a few keys on a holo keybard floating infront of him/her.

    Sakura teleports out into the gym. Her opponent slumps up to the bleachers. She bounces along towards Gai.

    "HAYATE. You're up again!" Mike calls you down.
    You get Erica off your lap and give the two girls a final hug.
    "Wish me luck" you tell them as you make your way down to the floor.

    "Ready?" MIke asks you.
    "Sure." you answer him

    The gym melts away and you find yourself in some sort of garden. in the distance a mansion looms over everything regally.

    "So kid. Let's see how well Mike has been training you." Tama says as he steps out from behind one of the few trees.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)13:00 No.18489944
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    Tora no Ana

    New thread on 2200 4chan time.
    >have to go to sleep
    >didnt get enough last night
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:00 No.18489945
    "Ahh Tama, what is our fight going to consist of?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:00 No.18489948
    "It will be an honour. If you may, I shall now attempt to prove I am worthy of Hina's companionship."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:00 No.18489952
    Gladly. How do you wish to fight?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:00 No.18489954
    Yeah, go the fuck to sleep, and don't stay up all night eating sugar again.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:01 No.18489965
    I am not surprised. You ran the read until nearly 5am you crazy little bugger
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:05 No.18489998
    So potion business YES/NO?
    I think it is a good idea and we could be a nice sideline business to our bureau duties.

    We could make huge batches of our potions at once and have our familiars give us a hand bottling and labeling them
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:06 No.18490009
    Hell yes, we see to the campus.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:06 No.18490011
    Are we mayhaps per chance going to meet Mr. Fawkes, Darien at any point?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:06 No.18490013
    Its most likely gonna be a melee fight.
    He was also trained by Mike.
    MIke is a CQC master.
    He wants to test our CQC capabilities.

    Lets knife, blade, tray, urumi, garotte and dagger our way though him.
    What if we filled the dagger of time with molotov?
    orihalcum wires with molotov?
    Teacup with a whole canister of molotov thrown under it?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:07 No.18490019
    Sure, why not?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:07 No.18490021
    We only sell our originals.
    Ryuu doesnt sell his potions i think.
    Lets ask him.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:08 No.18490025
    G'night LG.
    We'll be planning to make a pots/drugs empire in the bureau now.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)13:09 No.18490032
    Seems decent, so long as we make sure it's reasonably safe. Check for mundane side effects, limitations of imbibing (see: all that adrenaline from DRAGO), etc.

    Seems a fine way to kill the occasional afternoon.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:09 No.18490038
    Well there is nothing saying we can't sell potions like healing. Ryuu creates potions and teaches people to make them instead of selling them but checking with him is a good idea.

    I was thinking it would be relatively cheap for the people to buy our potions anyway and it would be good since it raises everyone's preparedness by having things on hand to help
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:12 No.18490064
    Do you think one of the guys will let us test potions on them?
    We need a medical type person around when we do... lets ask Shirou. Pay him in candy for his compliance.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:13 No.18490068
    Oh yeah we are going to test things and print a health warning on the box I think.

    Just as a contingency thing for everyone I think it would help since we would be giving agents and trainee's a hand if they can't make the potions themselves but can benefit from healing or strength

    Ryuu, like all the instructors gets paid shitloads to do what he does so there is no need for him to sell his potions.

    He does run his bar however and I don't think he gives drinks away for free in town
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:13 No.18490071
    Gai totally would. Shirou is more expendable, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:13 No.18490073
    The Invisible Man?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:14 No.18490078
    Plus we might get another Kurou incident pop up.
    Or a brown loli Shirou who likes salty things
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:14 No.18490079
    Is there anything that would qualify as a Love Potion that would NOT be morally reprehensible?

    The Cupid's Arrow type and the Love-as-a-Drug type are already out.

    What about a toned down version of the Canned Love, just to give to our girls when we or they are on long term missions?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:15 No.18490083
    The one and only.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:15 No.18490086
    >What about a toned down version of the Canned Love, just to give to our girls when we or they are on long term missions?
    That's basically what the lockets are designed to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:15 No.18490087
    Bad idea, we have the lockets for reminding them of us

    And once we have our swag palace everyone will have a mobile entrance to it which I suggested BE their lockets
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:16 No.18490094
    Then we should ask Gai and Shirou, though I'm really starting to think Gai is our bro from the same hoe.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)13:16 No.18490102
    I had a thought on the ingredients for the Loved potion. A base of rich hot chocolate; a shot of a light, warming liqueur (I cannot into alcohol, so I can't say just what), and… and… goddamnit. I had the third thing when I thought of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:17 No.18490109
    That's sort of the point of all the implications.

    Could also be him swapping places with Gai as needed but that gets complex
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:19 No.18490119
    Rich hot chocolate, a shot of cream liquer and a dash of Fudgeyate.

    Memory is how much we love them all
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:20 No.18490130
    Or honey liqueur
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)13:22 No.18490141
    There isn't, really. Doesn't mean it isn't stuck in my brain, now.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:22 No.18490142
    The thing is, we've already seen his face without his helmet on multiple times, and there hasn't been any twinge of recognition, either to his face or his voice.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:23 No.18490152
    Our brother left home aaages ago, and for all we know his face is surgically/magically altered.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:24 No.18490163
    That or he aged like a few years, we may not recognize him normally.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:24 No.18490166
    Majaic disguises.
    Watch. well see him injured, and we take his helmet off. It'll be our big brother under it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:25 No.18490168
    So after escaping a life of misfortune and being surrounded by criminals, our plan is to buy a house for our still growing harem by selling heroin (which has the side effect of making them want in the harem) and performance enhancing drugs?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:25 No.18490169
    He is wearing a disguise as well though.
    I just think he wouldn't actually be risking being that close all the time. Maybe he is a rider but he is a different one and is getting Gai to let him switch places or pretend to be him sometimes when things need doing
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:26 No.18490177
    It that, or selling cookies
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:26 No.18490184
    Well I don't want the heroin potion. It otherwise yep.

    Performance enhancing drugs to buy our swag palace, just like dem rappers and Colombian drug lords
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:27 No.18490191
    all we know is he wears a helmet.
    Lots of people wear helmets.
    Watch, hell be that background character we often ignore.
    [one of the security team or shit]
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:27 No.18490194
    It's not heroin. It's far worse. It's literal love, not a chemical mood alteration. It's closer to prostitution than drugs, though it's addictive and in doses. It's an entirely new way of being horribly unethically profitable.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:28 No.18490198
    That would be awesome, I guess?
    Maybe the Agency actually has money now?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:28 No.18490199
    Or he is the janitor
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:28 No.18490201

    Not that I'm opposed to the plan, mind you. Hayate probably has some interesting views or morality after his childhood.

    Personally, I think we should make ONE batch of canned love, just to test the effects.

    Then we ask Keima to help us test it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:29 No.18490205
    It doesn't make them love us though it makes them feel loved.

    We could make a few megaliters of it and ship it to the warhammer dimension to sort some shit out there
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:31 No.18490219
    Do you know how addictive feeling loved is? Every time a can wears off, it would be like the feeling of someone no longer loving you. It would be as horrible as the original feeling is wonderful. They would eventually try to get into our harem just to get a constant supply of being-loved.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:31 No.18490223
    See I am against it overall because love potions are just a big fucking HUE waiting to happen.

    It is like buying shit from Helga, you won't pay for it immediately but you will pay dearly.

    Anyway if we want to play with Keima we can always give him treachery flavored iced tea
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:32 No.18490231
    So wait, Canned Love?

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:32 No.18490236
    I do actually and that's why I am against it in the first place. We would end up with shitloads of junkies trying to get into our harem
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:33 No.18490239
    Were being trained in firearms, and we likely have an accent if we speak English.
    We own a black suit, and are capable of making liquid love.
    We want to buy a swag-palace, where we brew, and sell out potions.
    We are turning into Tony Montana.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)13:33 No.18490240
    The Fudgeyate is a pretty limite commodity, though. I still think we should use it to troll Shirou. By turning it into fudge swords, by my druthers.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:33 No.18490245
    >we would end up with shitloads of junkies trying to get into our harem
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:34 No.18490250
    Don't forget we have a white tiger as a friend
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:35 No.18490257
    There is absolutely no point to it though.

    We would be better off just making new more metallic acts fudge for his sword
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:36 No.18490272
    We also came from nothing
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:36 No.18490275

    See, that would be mean, since we know exactly what the gender-bender potion does.

    The love potion? We have no idea what the implications are, we just want people to feel loved.

    Plus maybe this will finally knock him off that fucking fence he's crouched on.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:36 No.18490276
    >metallic acts fudge
    I have no idea what you're trying to say.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:37 No.18490278
    Would be interesting.
    Maybe they'd have enough money for more than one copy machine, or to keep the one they have fixed so they don't have to shut down for a week to afford fixing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:39 No.18490289
    Yeah sorry fucking autocorrect on this iPad hates me
    I meant it as metallic acting fudge, so it has the rigidity but a bit of flex to it as well so it won't shatter

    It is still the worst idea to go fucking around with love potions.
    That is a one way ticket to mind wipe no reload because you are messing with things that the bureau would not like in the least
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:43 No.18490333
    >We have no idea what the implications are
    Except that's wrong, and stupid.
    Hayate has finally acquired happiness and love, and went into a nervous breakdown at the very THOUGHT that it might get taken away.
    He knows very well what sort of issues will come up if someone feels the happiness that he's felt, then has it taken away when the potion wears off.

    This is entire idea just has "BAD IDEA" written all over it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:44 No.18490337
    For those against Canned Love, consider the following: One of the major factors in people not getting together is the hedgehog's dilemma, closer you are to somebody the more easily/likely they are to hurt you.

    Think about all those people out there in an uncomfortable friend-zone, all those musicians who've lost their touch. All the lonely souls who can't bring themselves to talk to other people.

    Imagine what a taste of love, and love lost can do for their lives. Suddenly people are willing to reach out, for the feeling of love again, and willing to try harder, knowing the price of failure.

    Also, we can't pass up an opportunity to troll Keima this good.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:44 No.18490345
    >The love potion? We have no idea what the implications are, we just want people to feel loved.
    That's fucking stupid and you should punch your head into the wall for writing that.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:46 No.18490357
    You know, given the time stamps I'm starting to wonder how many people are on either side of the 'canned love' debate.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:47 No.18490372
    I know that I'm against it, but have been phrasing my statements in a way that indirectly imply that I'm for it while explicitly stating neither stance.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:47 No.18490377
    Except once it wears off it is like suddenly losing the person who loves you, repeated every time it wears off.

    It will wreck people quicker than any other drug and we would lose everything no "I just wanted people to be happy" bullshit would work

    Seriously the gender swap potion is a bad enough idea but it is relatively harmless this idea is flat out stupidest idea of the century award winning

    Hayate knows how terrible it is to feel unloved but he knows just as much how bad it is to have the illusion of love that goes away leaving you feeling empty. Us making a canned love potion which will wear off and won't actually help the situation someone is in pretty much goes against everything we aim for
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:48 No.18490389

    Suddenly, Negayate snaps into perspective.

    He's us, just us if we were a bit less nice about accomplishing our goals.

    Also, I found myself nodding along to this post. That's a bad sign right?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)13:49 No.18490396
    No point? You like trying to troll Shirou at all? Pretty much the only thing we can get out of it is the self satisfaction of having done it, cause he's never gonna get it.

    The thing of Fudgeyate-into-Swords is that by giving them to him, he will once more have his Precious in his possession, but he'll never know. It's quite subtle, really.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:50 No.18490404
    Very bad.
    And basically spot on about Negayate, he is us who takes what he wants and manipulates people for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:51 No.18490416
    So subtle it wouldn't even work.

    Seriously give the girls the statue, they will like it.

    We want to troll Shirou? We feed him sugar and gummy BEARS and watch the fireworks
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:53 No.18490438

    >when it wears off...

    Welcome to the point of my post. People will take a hit, know it for what it is, and lose it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)13:54 No.18490441
    I'm against actually using it FOR anything, but the call of SCIENCE persuades me to make it, just the once.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:56 No.18490458
    Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you

    The Negayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:57 No.18490462
    Nah, that's Dr Frankenstein territory, we need a clear line of "we won't cross" for this stuff and personally I think fucking with someone's head permanently with something like that is waaaaay over the line
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:57 No.18490471

    He also wants his friends to be happy and for people to love him.

    Doesn't stop him from being evil, but it also doesn't stop him from being right.

    I think that if we did it, we should only do it once, because we didn't understand the full implications.

    I agree with the point that Hayate might not understand the implications of the potion, like what happens when it wears off. But after that first batch, we'd know, and never do it again.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:57 No.18490472
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:01 No.18490490
    >People will take a hit, know it for what it is, and lose it.
    And then they will be desperate to feel it again. And oh look, it comes in these convenient little vials.
    So they'll be constantly popping these potions in order to stay feeling loved. And because it's artificial love with none of the natural hormone and neuro-chemical feedback loops, each hit will be exactly like the first time.
    So they become completely emotionally dependent on these things, because natural love is chemically designed to become less intense as you age, and these potions will always provide the feeling of love at its height, and it wearing off leads to the deepest of depressions.
    Why would they go for natural love that fades in intensity, when they could get the full force every time from a potion?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:01 No.18490498
    That's like saying hitler was doing the right thing by trying to help his people he just went a bit wrong on the execution.

    There is no moral standpoint where making something like that can be a truly good act because we would understand the implications and of we didn't then we aren't doing a good thing because we are giving an untested potion to other people
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:02 No.18490507

    I personally follow this line of thought.

    Hayate's been learning and experimenting with potions.

    It's not inconceivable for him to make something like this, to see what happens, especially if he didn't think the consequences through all the way.

    This is actually an interesting chance for character development, as Hayate watches the immediate fallout here.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:03 No.18490523
    Except we do know better than to try shit like this so the only character development is hayate goes derp
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:04 No.18490526
    >I agree with the point that Hayate might not understand the implications of the potion, like what happens when it wears off.
    I disagree, as Hayate has already experienced this kind of loss in his life, from A-tan breaking his heart, to everything good in his life being taken away by his parents, and now most recently with his nervous breakdowns.

    He very well knows what it feels like to lose that feeling of being loved.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:07 No.18490556
    >Your torso is the same, if a bit curvy around the hips
    >And in between your legs a hairless mound.
    >A slit running in the middle.

    Cant... Stop... picturing... blue hair... Get out of my mind Femyate!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:08 No.18490568
    Maybe we can make canned love only work on people who already love us?

    And lol at our druglord plan. Well, they're totally legal and so far the only negative side effect is a high level of adrenaline, which probably isn't that bad considering that it's a combat potion.

    Besides, Ryuu makes a living the same way. Although we should probably run our plans by him to make sure its ok.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:09 No.18490572
    Heh then we could have LESBIANS! More often and in a participating role.
    Once we work the kinks out of the potion of course
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:09 No.18490580
    >This is actually an interesting chance for character development, as Hayate watches the immediate fallout here
    Character development, how?
    As I pointed out here, >>18490526 Hayate has had ample examples from his own life of what it feels like to have love taken away. He would have to go full retard to make this potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:10 No.18490585

    Playing the Hitler card? Really?

    There's an old expression that goes 'the road to hell is paved with the best intentions'.

    We aren't debating right or wrong here, we agree there's a line, even though we might disagree with where the line is.

    Never said that it was nice, only that it would work.

    One way to solve a food shortage is to kill the excess amount of people. The morally 'right' choice? I don't think anybody would think so. Is it logically sound despite the moral implications? Yep.

    Not the guy you're arguing with by the way.

    Personally, I agree with the veiw that if Hayate didn't know what it did, he would stop making it as soon as he did. Whether or not he would know before going into it is a different question.

    Currently leaning towards 'make a batch' solely on the ground of people playing the nazi card.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:11 No.18490595
    >Maybe we can make canned love only work on people who already love us?
    The lockets are a much better, and healthier, way of reminding the girls of Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:11 No.18490597
    No, no canned love potions whatsoever.

    The longer term affects of a heightened adrenaline level can be muscle tearing, malnutrition and exhaustion to name a few but as long as they don't skull the potion constantly so they get the effects for a long time it should be ok
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:13 No.18490613
    I played that card simply because people seemed to not understand any other argument.

    And if you use that as a reason to try and do this you are an immature fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:13 No.18490614
    MSQ: To make a canned love potion / genderbend potion or not.
    The Greatest debate of our time.

    Also to our Hitler guy - you lost the argument, when you mention hitler you lose.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:15 No.18490637
    >Never said that it was nice, only that it would work.
    Except that it wouldn't work.
    All it would do is make imbibers dependent on the love potions for an emotional high that they cannot get otherwise. Why would they chance finding love with a person, going through that effort, when the same pleasure can be gotten from a little vial?

    >Currently leaning towards 'make a batch' solely on the ground of people playing the nazi card.
    And your response to automatically go in the other direction is just as cliched, predictable, and intellectually bankrupt.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:16 No.18490640
    I think it's safe to say that if, IF mind you, we decided to try making a 'canned love' potion, it would be a one-time only thing.

    Between the learning experience, the moral implications of mass-producing it, and the potentially hazardous side effects, it's something we would never make TWICE.

    Can we all agree on this point at least? I think even the pro 'try it' group doesn't want to make more than a couple of doses as an experiment.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:17 No.18490651
    Actually no. It means the people arguing is being too stubborn or stupid to listen to the others so one person gets annoyed enough to use it and they have already lost by having to go for it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:17 No.18490654
    I think the best indicator of how we feel about the love potion is how much controversy there is.

    The people who want it just want to make it to experiment, and to deliberately affect other people. That's foolish and wrong, respectively.

    The people who don't want to do it don't want to cross a moral event horizon, and because it has the potential to do serious harm. And I agree. The reasons for aren't as good as the reasons against.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:18 No.18490664
    The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:19 No.18490669
    That is neither an excuse or explanation.

    It is a cop out for people who are too short sighted to admit they couldn't forsee the results of their actions
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:19 No.18490674

    >immature fuck

    Playing the Hitler card in an argument automatically disqualifies you from ever making those kinds of claims.

    It's the intellectual equivalent of kicking somebody in the nuts for not immediately agreeing with on a trivial matter.

    Seriously, you aren't allowed to bring that shit up outside the context of Genocide.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)14:19 No.18490675
    Of course it'll work, as it works by us knowing he has it/them, and him not knowing. Shirou is so dense he is untrollium. Load him up with sugar and BEAR, he'll have the time of his life, and come back looking for more!
    The only satisfaction that can come, is that in our heads of having gotten one over him, such that he will never know, regardless of being so goddamn dense.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:21 No.18490694
    It was intended as neither.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:22 No.18490698
    I always felt it was more a last grasp at an argument someone knew they had lost.

    Either way if you let one comment like that sway you then you really are no better than the person who went for the cheap shot
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:24 No.18490716

    Yeah, as one of the guys who originally backed the plan, we were never going to mass-produce it. Someone else implied that.

    The plan was to see what was possible, and further our knowledge.

    If nothing else looking at the side effects after the fist test batch would make us not want to make anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:24 No.18490722
    I dare say by this point he has forgotten all about the statue anyway.

    we neatly sidestepped the whole issue when LG tried to drop it on us remember?

    Now if we had solved the problem by making Fudgeyate into the swords at that time it would of been masterful trolling
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:28 No.18490758
    What I want to do most is find those melmo candies and make potions based off of them

    And make a polymorph potion based off our gender swap potion.

    Because once we have those two our trolling shall know no bounds
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:30 No.18490776

    I said I was on the fence.

    Please keep in mind that this is a game of pretend, where certain rules and expectations are different from the ones we are used to.

    I saw the 'make it' side as potentially interesting: drama with a side order of character development.

    I also saw the point of the 'don't make it' side: that the implications could be harmful and/or morally reprehensible.

    People comparing it to an act of genocide are clearly overstating the scale and severity of the action. Crossing a line? Maybe. but this is hardly 'moral event horizon' territory.

    I think that making a SECOND batch probably would be, but the first I think could be safely written off as a learning experience.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:31 No.18490788
    Speaking of gender swap shenanigans.
    If Shirou was a brown loli like was mentioned for the rule 63 dimension and is basically a sexual predator.
    Would he be just like Luchinni 2.0?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:32 No.18490800

    >make everyone little kids.
    >give everybody bear gummies.
    >tell Keima they got into our alchemy supplies, please watch them while we go grab some panacea from Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:35 No.18490825
    And then you said that someone pulling the nazi card made you lean towards the make a batch side.

    And there is no character development to be had from our current state by making it. Now if we were newer to potion making, didn't have as good a position in life or were as dense as Shirou then there would be a great opportunity for development but we are beyond the point of it actually adding anything and would instead be a step back.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:36 No.18490833
    I love how you think.
    It would be adorable, hilarious and utterly deadly
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:36 No.18490836
    >I saw the 'make it' side as potentially interesting: drama with a side order of character development.
    I just don't see any potential growth of character beyond "You did something very stupid, and you should have foreseen the consequences".
    Sometimes, stupid mistakes are just stupid mistakes, and avoiding them is for the best.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:39 No.18490856
    Finding a version of us who did that would be an inserting character development moment however.

    We could see ourselves if we hadn't found our way out, if we didn't find our friends, if we weren't tutored as well in potion making or just were too stupid to listen to warnings.

    It could set up quite a bit of drama and doubting ourselves, especially if it was set up right
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:40 No.18490865
    Fucking autocorrect again
    Interesting not inserting
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:40 No.18490868
    >handful of energetic kids crawling all over Keima
    >he has no idea how to react

    That would be worth seeing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:41 No.18490878
    I don't think agents would be allowed to interfere with alternate versions of themselves.

    It would be best if we just avoided ever making contact with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:43 No.18490902
    Good point.

    It wouldn't of been a track down Alternate Hayate but we are tracng an alchemist who has been making an addictive potion.

    It wouldn't even necessarily have to be us just someone who had a life close enough to hit home how it could be us
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:52 No.18490981
    Heh maybe that could be one of the theme's to our parties.

    Children's night, all sugary crap, soft drink and melmo candy at the door so we all run around as 8 year olds
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:53 No.18490993
    Christmas party.
    Also troll Santa with it, knowing him he would be mad for all of five seconds then find it hilarious
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:56 No.18491026

    "Need to keep an eye on... what could have gone wrong with the alchemy stuff that would be bad enough to warrant supervision, but was safe for him to just leave and ask me to- he turned all or friends into children and got them stoned."

    >Meanwhile, in bear mode...

    "GET 'EM!"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:58 No.18491051
    When Hayate's birthday rolls around, we need to act totally shocked that anybody would throw a party for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:59 No.18491058
    Yeah, I said we should dredge up the old PTSD train for it.
    Mainly because it for once fits that we would break down to something unexpectedly nice like getting a birthday party for the first time ever
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:01 No.18491076

    Actually, it was hinted that Perrine is pregnant, and that due to timing, the due date would be pretty close to Hayate's birthday.

    So the version we came up with was:

    >Friends wait in silence to surprise Hayate with his party.
    >Perrine opens door.
    >False alarm, Perrine's shock sends her into labor.
    >Everybody panics and rushes her off to the hospital.
    >Forget to tell Hayate.
    >Hayate comes home to an empty house, with party banners and cake everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:04 No.18491099
    Heh that's right.

    Would work out nicely
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:05 No.18491107

    >Hayate breaks down in the empty house.
    >Gets a call from Erica.
    "Where the hell are you?"
    "I just got home... what's?"
    "Perrine went into labor! Get down here now!"

    >go to hospital.
    >heartwarming scene.
    >everybody forgets it was Hayate's birthday until the next day.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:08 No.18491139
    In all honesty does anyone else think this quest would of lasted as long if we had of not ended up with the tea set and turned into Hayate?

    I thought about it and pretty much figured it would of fizzled if we were anything but how we ended up
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:09 No.18491147

    I had this awesome mental image of all our friends suddenly sitting up in bed, one after the other in a montage.

    Then in one of those multi-panel screens: "SON OF A BITCH! THE BIRTHDAY PARTY!"

    "Guys, calm down. It's not that big a deal."
    "We totally fucked up your birthday party man."
    "At least you guys tried to throw me one. That alone probably makes it my best birthday."

    >Hayate, totally oblivious to the awkward silence goes back to cuddling the baby.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)15:10 No.18491153
    Maybe. It would definitely have been a very different beast.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:11 No.18491158

    I don't know. I think we were well on the way to MADNESS even without that.

    I do think retconning 'Susan' helped a lot though.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:12 No.18491171

    At times like this, I wish I could draw worth a damn.

    This shit needs to be immortalized.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:16 No.18491193
    At that point Perrine would be very obviously pregnant.

    I think even Hayate would be pressing to know who it belongs to.

    Finding out he's a dad will be an interesting event to say the least.

    "What? I didn't even get to do you!"

    "Hey teacakes, why does THAT part make you mad?"

    "I-I'm sorry, I c-couldn't tell you earlier! You had the hat on and everything!"

    "...So, what you're saying is that I've got to go back in time and do you?"

    *Perrine gets beet red.*

    "And you put out after only knowing me for a few days?"

    *Perrine hides her face in her hands.*
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)15:16 No.18491197
    That's actually when I first brought it up, I think. Around then at the least, maybe. Maybe I don't actually know. But whatever.

    I don't want to stir shit up again, but I do want to put out my thoughts on making a Loved potion.
    Do I think we SHOULD? God no. It's a terrible thing to do.
    I want to do it, though, just once. Not a batch, or even more than a single dose. Then upon realizing what a terrible idea it is, never mention it again, to any one. Well, maybe Ryuu or Shinji, but that'd be it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:29 No.18491281
    And then the next morning we wake up in bed. Erica sleep-molesting Hina, Ursula buried in stuffed animals, and Perrine's got a death grip on our arm.

    Cue ending music.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)15:31 No.18491300
    Then there's series 2.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:33 No.18491313
    >I want to do it, though, just once. Not a batch, or even more than a single dose. Then upon realizing what a terrible idea it is, never mention it again, to any one. Well, maybe Ryuu or Shinji, but that'd be it.
    That's pretty much exactly what I had in mind for it too. The only sample would be consumed by us, so there's none laying around. We encounter the moral line, and make a conscious decision to not go crossing it again. Ryuu's advice would be good to hear too. This is really the only way to do this that isn't dumb.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:34 No.18491325

    S2, Episode 1: Happy Birthday, Hayate!


    >No Keima.
    >No Nanoha

    I Shiggy Diggy Hole.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:35 No.18491333
    Season two focuses on the adventures of the kids, now averaging 12 years old. They run around with Ted and Jakob.

    Filler episodes detail the life of Hayate and the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:36 No.18491348

    This is pretty much what I was aiming for: Batch one would be a test batch: only a couple of doses: one to drink, one to MAYBE share with Ryuu and analyze.

    Batch two would probably never happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:37 No.18491350
    And then the next morning we wake up in bed. Erica sleep-molesting Hina, Ursula buried in stuffed animals, and Perrine's got a death grip on our arm. Nahona is sleeping flat on our chest, while Keima is sitting at the table and shakily drinking a cup of coffee with an unlabeled bottle next to him.

    Cue ending music.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:37 No.18491356

    I think Hayate's story has a lot more life left in it yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:38 No.18491359
    So all you want is to be told "Yes, that was a terrible idea. You should never do it again."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)15:39 No.18491366
    You're right. Those are some glaring omissions. Yuki is missing, as well.

    S2, E2: How to prevent paradoxes while adventuring in your own timeline. In which we go back and DO ALL THE THINGS. It would almost be a clip show, if it wasn't for all the "clips" being previously unseen events that caused things to happen as they did.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:39 No.18491371
    He wants a ruling from LG.

    Maybe if we make it and Mike's sister accidentally drinks it, then becomes a recurring comedic character?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:42 No.18491403

    I think it's one of those things where it would be fine to test it, if we could guarantee no collateral damage.

    Not wanting to make a lot and have everybody try it? No problem, that's dumb.

    One single dose EVER, with maybe a second one if Ryuu wants to run tests?

    We know it COULD be bad, potentially. So we don't make a bunch of it. But it would make for an interesting experiment. The compromise is a VERY controlled environment.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)15:45 No.18491438
    Not told, realize on our own. Confirmation from Ryuu/Shinji, maybe.

    Additionally, knowing that these emotions can be inflicted on people, and how we can do it, will enable us to better defend against it. What we do with the knowledge is as important as how we got it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)15:47 No.18491454
    Very much so.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:48 No.18491468
    I'd just like to not cause someone to break down as the best feeling they ever had is torn away from them.

    One drink would be all you need to get addicted. We'd probably get mindwiped for creating a drug like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:50 No.18491486
    Why would realization have to wait till after the fact? Is Hayate that short-sighted to not be able to see a bad idea and avoid it? That he must first make a mistake before realizing his error?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)15:51 No.18491492
    That's why we drink the one dose we make. If we make another, Ryuu gets it. That's it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:51 No.18491493
    Isn't that how most anime characters learn?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)15:58 No.18491553
    In this instance? Sure., if he thinks he's doing a good thing. Who wouldn't want to feel loved?

    Remember, he's 16. He may have had a hard and varied life, but he's still a teenager. It's real easy to not think about negative consequences if you don't want to.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:00 No.18491585

    Actually, he's probably trying to force himself to think positive.

    We are in therapy, due to mental issues, because we had a breakdown in which 'the world hates me/what if this is all a dream' took center stage.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:01 No.18491593
    People can't always see EVERY consequence to whatever they do. It's often the one you manage to not think of that bites you in the ass. This is total normal and true for everyone.

    When people started screwing with DNA, they didn't think of EVERY single very bad thing that could happen. Same when they cracked the atom. Even the brightest only see SOME of the bad things that can happen, and they try to make sure it doesn't. We do this by not letting anyone else drink the stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:02 No.18491606
    Hayate has been regularly responsible with his stuff. It would be out of character to make such a potion and give it to someone else.

    We'd try it ourselves first, feel intensely loved, then lose it all, and then we'd have such a panic attack that the girls would call a medic.

    Then we'd never make that potion again and Ryuu would tell us to stop fucking around.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:05 No.18491638
    I think Ryuu would be a bit more understanding than that, but you got the gist of it. We haven't actually had a lecture yet on things we should very much avoid doing with our alchemy. This would inspire such a lecture to be given.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)16:05 No.18491647
    That's what I was trying to get at in >>18491492
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:06 No.18491654
    Granted, yes, seeing every single consequence of an action is impossible and unrealistic.
    But so is ignoring the most immediate and obvious consequences of an action.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:14 No.18491727
    People screw up the immediate and obvious all the time. The kind of people you'd swear couldn't possibly be that stupid do it. Hayate certainly wasn't thinking of the immediate and obvious consequences when it came time for BEAR sex. We're lucky Trude was paranoid. Fucking up is normal. If no one gets hurt, and a lesson gets learned, even if it's so obvious it should've already been known, then everything will be ok. Sometimes it take a specific relevant experience to tie common sense together.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:22 No.18491813
    BEAR sex was a situation that was thrust upon Hayate, and would have presented certain logistical problems of getting a condom on, both before ingesting the GummyBEARs, and pretty much impossible after.

    It's apparent that I cannot dissuade you or the others that think as you do. We'll see who is in the majority when the time comes.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:24 No.18491833
    And so another battle between team "NO FUN ALLOWED" and team "WHAT CONSEQUENCES" comes to an end.

    Praise the fucking lord.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:32 No.18491920
    So you want to make a mistake so that we can learn from the mistake?

    Let's just not and say we did, alright?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:37 No.18491974
    And I missed the whole thing.

    It's all probably moot anyway because we'll just end up fudging the rolls and making a forehead-cock potion or low grade ecstasy.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:39 No.18491997
    It's funny, because I'm on the other side from where I usually am on this one.

    Fruitcake Bind!
    The legendary fruitcake is an immortal baked good, regifted a thousand times over generations. It's like a twinkie, except no one ever actually wants to eat this thing. Tough enough to be used as a spare tire for your car, no mortal man can consume it.

    We entomb our opponent in such a nigh-indestructible substance, leaving the head free optional. Bonus if we can make it dispell buffs on the target, by absorbing the magic into the fruitcake.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:40 No.18492008


    Dude, there is a giant list of fail-safes and precautions to make it safe.

    Completely ignoring the chance to experiment and push boundaries is just as bad as doing this recklessly.

    We might even be wrong about the potential consequences. There might not be ANY. This entire argument is based on guess-work and assumptions. LG has said exactly nothing on the topic thus far.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:42 No.18492032

    >We might even be wrong about the potential consequences. There might not be ANY. This entire argument is based on guess-work and assumptions. LG has said exactly nothing on the topic thus far.

    You know? That's a very good point.

    We just kinda assumed certain things would happen.

    We'll probably go to Ryuu when this is over and find out damn near everyone tries to make a 'love potion' of some kind eventually.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)16:43 No.18492048
    Maybe I'm misinterpreting your arguments, but it seems that your argument is that since we as players can see things coming, that Hayate should be as omniscient as we're trying to be, and avoid any and all mistakes that can be.
    While I and at least one other arguing for the Loved Potion are saying, "Hayate's human, and can make mistakes, so he should, so they can be learned from."

    Then why should we do anything? Just say we did, and use our new found omniscience to immediately understand everything. GAME OVER, EVERYBODY GO HOME.

    It's not "What are consequences?" From my view, at least, it's closer to "Let's find out what the consequences are, so we can avoid them next time."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:44 No.18492053

    Something else I've noticed. We have yet to hit somebody with a pie.

    Or arrange a pie-fight.

    We can magically make pies forever, and we never saw this opportunity?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)16:44 No.18492058
    I... I don't think it's ever come up, no. Holy shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:45 No.18492065
    You're quite right. We definitely need to bust out a pie to the face on someone with way too much serious. Like Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:48 No.18492100

    This needs to be a startled realization.

    Just one day, having a conversation with Keima.

    "Hey, Hayate?"
    "I... kinda needed to talk to you about something..."
    "HOLY SHIT!"
    "I can make pies with my magic."

    >summon giant piles of pies on the front lawn in the middle of all the students.
    >drop a pie on random passer-by.
    >Grab Keima, duck out of sight.

    "Oh, glorious chaos. They're going to talk about this for years. So what were you going to say?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)16:49 No.18492116
    Ahahaha Yes.

    I say, nicely derailed.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:52 No.18492138
    I'm not trying to meta game, but I think that most reasonable people who put more than two seconds of thought into it would realize that a love potion would be a bad idea. Hayate has thus far been a capable person and butler, so I think he'd realize that creating some things would just not be worth it.

    If you mixed up a bunch of chemicals and made some kind of drug, would you have one of your friends drink it just to see if it would work?

    I'm not saying Hayate should be omniscient. I'm saying he should have common sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:52 No.18492145
    >Maybe I'm misinterpreting your arguments
    My argument is that certain things should be foreseeable to Hayate, and the making of a Canned Love Potion being a bad idea should be one of them.
    Hayate CAN make mistakes, but should he make all of them simply because he's human and can make mistakes?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:53 No.18492159

    "So Hayate, where were you when the Pie War was going on?"
    "Why do you ask?"
    "Because you're the only person I know of who can magically make food happen."
    "I was busy. On the roof, you can check the tapes."
    "Worming your way into someone else's panties?"
    "Don't be ridiculous."
    "So you have some self-"
    "Keima dosen't wear panties."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:56 No.18492188
    Hayate: Causing Incidents and making everyone drop their pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)16:57 No.18492201

    Personally, I'm in this to be entertained. If two options seem equally viable to the character, I'm going to pick the more interesting one.

    Given the precautions we're taking on the potion, I think that the worst possible case scenario is Ryuu politely scolding us, explaining why love potions are generally a bad idea.

    Best case scenario? We have no idea. We're so focused on the negative possibilities, it could be like that one anon pointed out: we are insanely off-base about everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)17:00 No.18492224

    >"Keima dosen't wear panties."


    Soon enough the sexual tension will be thick enough to cut with a knife.

    And we remain politely oblivious until he shoves us in a broom closet and tries to rape us.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)17:04 No.18492269

    "So... girls..."
    "Uh oh."
    "Uh oh?
    "That's you're 'good news, bad news' voice."
    "Let me guess, you've hooked yet another person with your fucking swag and now they're going to ask about getting in on the time-share?"
    "Fuck it. She's outside?"
    "Kinda? Either she is, or isn't."
    "They're outside. It's the 'she' I was going to talk about."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)17:06 No.18492280
    Of course I wouldn't have a friend drink it, and neither would "we." We are our own guinea pig, and we take all reasonable precautions to protect us, and those around us.

    And how common is common sense in a 16 year old? Not saying average, 'cause Hayate is far from it.

    Really, this is, I think, a conflict of curiosity and restraint, to a degree. The curiosity to explore, and the restraint to be sensible about things.

    All of them? Certainly not, but will he see this particular outcome, if it even happens? There is no joy to be found in being paralyzed by fear of what may happen. I'm not saying you or those that agree with you are, but that's how I seem to be expressing this argument.

    Also this.

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