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    533 KB Zombie & Witch VII Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)17:06 No.18466590  


    Twitter for next thread time: HereticalLoveQ

    The insides of the hangar area are a bit dark, aside from the stream of light pouring in from the open doors.

    A stream of light that fully illuminates your vintage 1972 Barracuda within.

    Well, what used to be your 'cuda.

    You can only stand there in absolute disbelief, downright horror.

    Your car...

    Your beautiful car...

    Ruined. Absolutely ruined.

    "Oh come on... Its not that bad." Kiara says quietly, floating beside you.

    "Its worse than I could have ever possibly imagined." You reply, almost having to look away from the devastation. To look any longer might make you sick to your stomach. In fact, you can already feel a bit of bile rising in your throat.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:08 No.18466613
    Dad had it restored to showroom new, didn't he.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:11 No.18466636
    Shoulda known. One moment, were chilling with bear roadies. The next, we lose something precious.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:12 No.18466641
    Not the 'cuda, we asked him to take care of it, but he probably fixed it and purdied it up, we liked it being beaten up and needing to be hit to work. We liked it's barely functioning self.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)17:14 No.18466665
    How could your old man have done this to you? To your 'cuda? To something so vintage?

    How did he claim to have any knowledge of cars? After this, he couldn't possibly.

    Jaw set, eyes narrowed against the sight, you walk toward the 'cuda. The closer you get, the sadder it appears.

    Finally you open the door, shaking your head and asking the world why this could have possibly been allowed to happen. Why something so pure and so good and so funk could be ruined like this.

    As you slide in to the cracked leather seat, the familiar leather seat, it almost doesn't feel like your car.

    "Its still the same car..." Kiara retorts, looking as downright annoyed as she sounds.

    "You just wouldn't understand, couldn't understand." You reply, shaking your head as you turn over the old engine.

    "...All this, over an air freshener?"

    "AN air freshener? This isn't just about an air freshener."

    "...So?" She raises an eyebrow.

    You look over at her, shaking your head at the ignorance of the 4000+ year old witch. You guess the ages don't procure all wisdom after all.

    "You see this?" You ask, pointing up at the small green tree hanging from the mirror.


    "There's one fatal flaw here, "Princess of Ents", it isn't Black motherfucking Ice."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:16 No.18466679
    That monster, he may be a drug lord and a murderer and not really a good father but we could live with that, this crossed the line, it crossed it hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:17 No.18466691
    >A tree air freshener

    Last, I think that was Dad's way of saying "take a bath more often".
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:19 No.18466700
    Fuck yeah, Zombie and Witch quest.

    We need to get a funkadelic pic detailing Lost getting punched the fuck out by Loli McFirehands.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:21 No.18466724
    That's it, we're done here.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)17:23 No.18466747
    Revving the old beast, you squeal the tires a bit as you come flying out of the hangar. Even over the grass, you can feel the raw power, the speed of the old girl, right through your fingers and toes.

    You give the rear end a flick, enough to send the car into a sideways slide as you draw closer to your dad and Diego. The 'cuda skids to a stop beside them, both of the aging men shaking their heads at your antics.

    "Yo! Old man, what gives with this inferior air freshener?!"

    "Only one I had left." Your dad replies with a small shrug.

    Well, you suppose you might be able to let it slide. Just this once. Maybe.

    "Anyways, I've got to get moving if I'm going to meet the seller. You two stay out of trouble, eh?" Diego says, raising an eyebrow as he looks between the two of you.

    "I'll try." You fold your arms.

    "No promises." Your dad replies.

    You watch Diego head for another plane farther along, parked on the actual tarmac. A nice leerjet, certainly a faster ride than the aging Hercules.

    "I've got to get going too, Dad. Got some things I need to take care of now that I'm back in the states."

    "I figured you would. Going to be a pretty busy day for me as well, judging from some phone calls earlier. Fucking Cuban, you know how they are." He makes an exasperated gesture with his hands.

    "Just don't do anything... Rash." You frown.

    >question/talk/action before you head out to make some calls?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:25 No.18466765
    Just, try to cut back a bit on the drinking dad, I know we've had our problems but you're still my dad.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:26 No.18466781
    Just take care of yourself Dad. I'll be sure to see you for the Anniversary, and I know it's hard but try to cut back on the whisky, for Mom if not for me.

    I know we have our differences and disagreements, but I love you Dad. Give him a good hug then drive off into the sunset, windows open to try to wash out the air freshener smell.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)17:27 No.18466784
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    >Loli McFirehands

    The dude who draws all of the art in these threads makes some pretty awesome stuff. Not even sure which one I like the most, but I know I want the sunglasses from pic.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:29 No.18466807
    Dude, I would totally pay for a high-res poster of these. They're that awesome.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)17:29 No.18466808
    Don't we all.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:30 No.18466818
    Thank dad, head out and start digging for info. We got a corpse to find.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:30 No.18466825
    haha I see what you did there
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:31 No.18466828
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)17:31 No.18466830
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    I would hang them up in my small office room and finally pony up the cash for a new record player (old one died) to play my old vinyl.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)17:38 No.18466896
    "I'll do my best." He raises his glass to take another drink, but you stop his arm.

    "And lay off of the sauce, I know this is a bad time of year but it's going to put you in an early grave if you keep it up."

    Your old man opens his mouth as though to protest, thinks better of it, and closes his mouth and nods.

    "Take it easy old man, we'll talk anniversary plans later." You reach out and give your father a hug, which he returns.

    A slap on the back later, and you're strolling back toward the 'cuda.

    You watch through the window as you drive off, your old man hefting a nearly empty whiskey bottle in his hand. He flips it over once, before tossing it lightly into the air.

    A split second later, the bottle is shattered by a single shot.

    Your old man stands there, smoking Makarov in his hand, which is the last you can see of him before you've hit the road out of the airfield.

    Back on the open road once more, you hastily pull down enough of the faraday cage to allow you to place a few calls.

    "We might not even need it, now." Kiara says from the passenger seat as she stares out the window.

    "I'm not about to take any unnecessary chances." You frown as you fish around a bag at your side for a cellphone.

    Pulling one out of the brown front pocket, you turn it on and wait for it to start up.

    >who do you call first?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:40 No.18466911
    Call our conspiratorial friend. Find out what the fallout is from our Chernobyl raid.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:41 No.18466914
    Little sister crazy witch spy. See how much of a disturbance we made and ask her to start looking into Kiara's body.

    Also do they tend to keep the body in one place or do they spread the different bits of it around?
    >> "noko+dice+2d6" 03/26/12(Mon)17:41 No.18466919
    We still have a buch of weapons with us, right? Find someplace safe to store the big, conspicous guns and take something practical with us. Then make the calls.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:41 No.18466924
    The adorable semi-psychopathic loli, she's going to have the inside scoop on how the order is reacting to our attack.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)17:41 No.18466926
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)17:50 No.18466998
    This seems like a good plan
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)17:54 No.18467040
    You punch in the number you wrote down on a scrap piece of paper, one of the phones you gave Sarna.

    It rings a few times, and you almost don't think she's going to answer, until...

    "Holy shit big bro, you really kicked the hornets nest!" Comes the immortal little girl's voice through the speaker.

    "Did I? Couldn't tell."

    "Yeah, a lot of buzz going on. A LOT! I heard that Chernobyl was hit pretty hard, and if you got away that means you were successful..."

    "You could say that, yeah." You smirk.

    "So you really did it? You freed the soul of Ruin?"

    "How did you know that? I thought you didn't know what was there?"

    "I didn't! Not until now, anyways. This isn't exactly something you can keep secret, you know. Even the Order has leaks, and I found out pretty quickly what was inside that place. Tell me, is she there with you now? Was it successful?" Sarna sounds incredibly excited.

    "Worked like a charm, she's sitting right next to me." You look over at Kiara who appears to be sleeping, or trying to anyways.

    "Resting my eyes, her voice is more annoying now then when I was stuck in your mind." Kiara pipes up, cracking one eye to look over at you.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)17:55 No.18467055
    "A few hundred years in solitary hasn't really mellowed her out." You tell Sarna.


    "Nothing. I'm going to need more information if you're still able to find things. I assume security is about to get a hellova lot more strict after this."

    "Well duh! I can still do my best to poke around, find what I can, but it isn't going to be quick or easy I don't think."

    "Great, because I need you to start looking for Ruin's body. Any idea if it will be in one piece, even?" You ask as you downshift to pass a camper going 2 under in the fast lane.

    "Her body, huh? Can't say I know much about her's, but I can tell you that it will be in one piece. At least all the one's I've seen have been. I don't know where they get taken to, but I know there is a separate division within the Order that deals specifically with the bodies." Sarna tells you as she flips the dagger around in her hand once more.

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)17:59 No.18467084
    >she flips the dagger around in her hand once more
    How the hell do we know that?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:00 No.18467093
    Do you know where this seperate division is located?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:00 No.18467095
    Because she's probably making it as audible as possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:02 No.18467107
    Do a bit of digging on her body if you can, keep and eye open for any info to do with me, any attacks or investigations coming my way some warning would be nice.

    Also does the order have any other witches working for them, that we could possibly turn and use?

    When dismantling them using the witches they already have around will be incredibly useful for an alpha strike.

    Take care of yourself Sarna, if things get hairy don't be afraid to bug out.

    Also if you hear rumors about them going after any drug lords matching description of Dad let me know.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:07 No.18467143
    Guys, I think its time for a revolution! With our newfound powers, we need to hit Three Mile, 51, and Hoover before they know what's up. Ask Kiara if she can make our Cuda fly for maximum time efficiency and funk.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:12 No.18467181


    Ask what they do with the bodies, and where might be a good place to start if she knows any of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:13 No.18467195
    What? just release every soul in there? with no bodies to contain them or minds to keep them from going berserk? We'd lose our army before we could use it
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)18:14 No.18467207
    "A separate division, huh? Any more on them? Maybe a location?"

    "I don't know a whole lot about them, they are pretty secretive even within the Order. If I had to guess on a location I would say mainland Europe. The few time's I've seen them, they all spoke German, Italian, French... Barely heard any English out of any of them. They showed up while I was still around after one take-down, they have a symbol. A white wolf's head against a blue background."

    "Well keep digging for more about them. Sounds like the people I need to find. In the meantime, I'm concerned about retaliation. Can you keep your ears open for anything about the order going after someone specific in Miami, a drug lord? I wouldn't mind a heads up about me, either." You hold the phone against your shoulder so you can dig out a cigarette from the front pocket of your fatigues. You really need to change...

    "I can keep my eyes peeled. But they are already coming after you, big bro. Picked up heavy scuttlebutt about that, and a bit from a few legit channels. Seems that they've already assembled a kill team, someone simply referred to as "The Phoenix" at the head of it. They don't seem to be messing around, there's an all-points bulletin out for someone matching your description. Well, close to it. I think your military gear threw them off a bit."

    "Thanks for the heads up, guess I'll have to really start watching my back now. Any idea if they have more witches like you on that team?"

    "Like me? Possible but I don't know. I'll try to find that out as well." Sarna replies.

    >anything else before calling up Kenji Jenson?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:16 No.18467224
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    >black ice
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:19 No.18467252

    Ask if she knows any other witches that might be down for a little revolution
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:20 No.18467268
    Ask her what the general attitude of the other Hunter-Killer witches is, then ask if this incident might be able to swing a few our way
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:20 No.18467269

    Does she know killteam tactics? Numbers, equipment, preferred MO etc.
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    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:22 No.18467291
    That's a big bloody leak if she talks to someone who's rotten.

    Better just tell her to find out if there are people who she thinks that might be down for a revolution, and then just inform them when we actually start the whole viva la funk business.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)18:28 No.18467355
    "About the kill team, do you know of any kind of tactics that they use? How they operate? How many there are, any equipment they use..." You leave the question quite open.

    "A kill team like this isn't going to be as concerned about public appearance, I doubt they would have any problems blowing up a building if they knew you were inside. There are probably at least eight, maybe more, they aren't going to come at you one by one. Expect a lot of heavy weaponry, and even more platinum. I know they are closely linked with R&D so they probably have things even I don't know about." Sarna replies, and you hear her sit down noisily.

    "Super weapons? Should I expect death rays and jetpacks?"

    You hear Sarna giggle.

    "Death rays and jetpacks, probably not. I'm sure they have more than just platinum bullets, so it might be better to avoid confrontations."

    "Well I'll have to play it careful then, try to avoid a straight up fight. Keep it on the real down-low and don't start actively recruiting yet, but if you know of anyone else like you that might be persuaded over to our side, keep them in mind. We'll bring them in when we need to, but not yet."

    "Hmm... I might have one or two in mind, but I won't mention anything, not yet.

    >anything else? call the reptilian hunter?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:30 No.18467381
    Call the reptiallian guy.

    tell him about the mutant humans in the NPP
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:30 No.18467383

    Those kinds of questions seem like the ones that get you reported to a superior, or at the very least the kind that nobody answers truthfully for fear of being reported.

    She did already say she'd work on that though.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:32 No.18467399
    Call the Stealth Master Extraordinaire.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:41 No.18467481
    call reptilian hunter
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)18:43 No.18467509
    "Excellent, we are going to need some allies someday. Until next time, you stay safe."

    "Worried about me, big bro? How nice. I can handle myself, you worry about that kill team."

    "Got it, later."


    You hang up and crush the phone in your fist before winging the contents out the window where they bounce along the pavement. Seems like your super strength is even better than before.

    Snatching out another phone, you start dialing.

    "This should be entertaining to listen to." Kiara smirks knowingly.

    One ring, right on cue.

    "Hey man, its me."

    "Jesus fucking christ man! I thought you were a goner for sure! Shit has gone down, man, shit has gone DOWN!"


    "Chernobyl man! That shit has got everything all stirred up! Holy fuck man! I've never seen this kind of shit in my whole life!" The nutcase almost yells into the mic, and you can tell he's incredibly worked up.

    "Great? Got anything new for me?"

    "Other than FEMA mobilizing in force and the whole god damn US military on high fucking alert?! Its got to be the reptilians, man, got to be. You hear about Cheney getting a new heart? Complete bullshit, I'm pretty sure it was a new power core, man. I'm pretty sure he's actually a robot. And you won't believe this but..." His voice suddenly quiets to a quite uncharacteristic whisper, "I'm pretty sure Obama is a reptilian."

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    Hey, should we get back in touch with that ex-Bleeding Sword guy? He might come to our side; and that'd be useful. I mean, he just got tired of killing witches. Maybe an appeal saying he can help us stop the witch killings once and for all? Can't we try to convince him, now that we've shown we can actually do something,

    He'd make a very powerful ally.

    Pic related, it's him. Without the Scottish accent.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:45 No.18467537
    oh yeah, hitting that place was fun shit.

    Also, found some....creatures down there. Ruin calls 'em Fiends. looks to be mutated humans
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:46 No.18467549
    I can confirm that bro: obama's in league with em.

    Now what can you tell me about FEMA mobilizing? I'm guessing they're flipping their shit over what I pulled.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)18:47 No.18467551
    Ask him what, if any kind of public statement has been made, who made, what kind of official coverage our escapades have been getting, etc. We need to know what's being claimed by who and how severely the shit has hit the fan.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)18:48 No.18467560
    Well, I got what I wanted from the place and bloodied the orders nose in the process.
    You said FEMA was mobilizing, know any specifics?

    Or, he discovers we have ruin and her soul and he rats us out immediately.
    >> "noko+dice+2d6" 03/26/12(Mon)18:50 No.18467590
    "Nah, man, Obama is not a reptilian, they would never send one of their own, he's just a human taking orders from the humans taking orders from the reptilians."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:00 No.18467673
    Ask him about all of the buzz going on and about the US military and Fema.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)19:02 No.18467691
    "Corroborates what I know, pretty sure you're right and he's part of the head of all of this."

    "No'mah gawd... I knew it man, I knew it. It's all falling into place now, man. See women contacted the reptilians in order for..."

    "Yeah its all one massive conspiracy. I need information before we talk more about that, on limited time here. You said FEMA was mobilizing, got any specifics?" You dig out another few cigarettes, you'll probably need them after all of this.

    "You want specifics? I've been monitoring net traffic, cameras, everything. FEMA trucks have been spotted inside of every major city center, big fucking trucks. From what I can tell, they've been driving around nonstop, and they are giving off some kind of energy, radioactive or magnetic or something. The US military is on alert for terrorist activity, or so they say. National guard has been stationed around large public works in the name of "safety", all of this bullshit man..."

    "Any idea what they do? What the radiation is?"

    "No man, but its just way outside of normal. Trucks are everywhere, hundreds of 'em." The nut rants.

    "I'll be on my guard. Has there been any kind of public statement?"
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)19:02 No.18467698
    "Hah, as though they want the general populace aware of any of this. BBC reported that the plant suffered a blowout, and the other media outlets have picked up on it. They're keeping it hidden, won't let anyone near the place. Calling it an environmental disaster and whatnot. But I know man, I know. Hacked into a Russian satellite over it and saw the tanks and everything, got pictures so I can release them when the time is right, to let the world know the truth, man."

    "Now might not be the best time to release them, don't want to let the man know we've got his number. Saw some pretty interesting stuff down in the plant, some bizarre subhuman creatures called "fiends"." You tell him.

    "Fiends eh? Never heard of them."

    You give him a brief description.

    "Sounds like a chupacabra or something to me, man."

    >any last questions/talk/etc?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:04 No.18467716
    ask about platinum prices on the market
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)19:04 No.18467717
    Odds on that the trucks contain equipment designed to detect witches?
    And that, after having ruin couped up for so long, they can detect if it's her they've found or not.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:04 No.18467718
    >National Guard at national monuments

    Ohhhh, well played, Order. Keeps Hoover Dam all nice an protected.
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    >. BBC reported that the plant suffered a blowout
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:06 No.18467736
    Say man, do you know any Police and Shit, that may keep frozen people?
    Maybe Cryogenied and shit?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:06 No.18467740
    info on three mile island
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:08 No.18467757

    Ask if he knows anything about a group with a white wolfs head and a blue background.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:09 No.18467771
    You got any friends in Europe, there's a group that's part of the order I need to look into, they store witch bodies, if it helps their symbol is a white wolf head against a blue background.

    I don't know exactly where but they're supposedly based out of mainland Europe.

    Also tell me what you know about new experimental military projects, they might start bring those to bear against me, special notes to ones involving platinum.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)19:18 No.18467875
    "Right... Well now I'm looking for something else. A witch body, specifically. I know the group involved with it is likely based out of mainland Europe and has a white wolf on a blue background as their symbol, know anything?"

    "Hmm... A white wolf, eh? I've seen the symbol once before I think, but I don't remember where. I'll do some digging and see what I can come up with." The nut replies, sounding deep in thought.

    "Got any contacts in Europe I can get a hold of? Any that might speak German, Italian, or French specifically?"

    "Contacts? Yeah man I got contacts. I'll screen them for you better this time, don't want you walking into another trap because of me." He says a bit sheepishly.

    "That would be good, I need all the info I can get right now. Speaking of that, do you know of any secret military projects involving platinum?"

    "Platinum? Not really man but I can look for it I guess. Price of it has skyrocketed after this attack of yours, even more than gold jumped."

    "Well see what you can come up with..." You frown, having hoped he would have had some info on potential Order super weapons.

    "I can do that, man, I can do that."

    "Great. So is the National Guard around, say, Hoover and three mile?"

    "Yeah, both of them. As well as pretty much every nuclear plant in the country, the statue of liberty, the pentagon, mount rushmore... Loads of places man." He says as though ticking off locations on his fingers.

    "Guess they've gotten pulled into all of this as well, good to know."

    >talk/questions/course of action?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:22 No.18467918
    Right now, I think we hit up somewhere out of the way and grab a bite to eat. maybe a quick nap
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:24 No.18467941
    Notch your security protocols up to 11, or 12, shit has gotten fucking real, there are hit squads after me, and by extension you, led by an immortal knight whose only goal is the extermination of witches, it's bad.

    Keep your eyes open for anything on Kiara, Ruin, her body, the Wolf head organization and the like. If you get any specific details about operations or raids on places let me know. Also if security is extra super tight at a specific location in Europe we might have found our location with Kiara.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)19:25 No.18467946
    Sounds like a reasonable course of action. Not really much we can do now until our contacts do a little digging,
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:31 No.18468033
    Give the old professor a call, see if came across that wolf symbol in his studies.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:32 No.18468056
    Good idea, we haven't been using him much but historical stuff like this probably falls in his purview.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)19:36 No.18468114
    "Anyways, you're going to want to ramp up your security. I've got a kill team out after me, so make sure those PKMs of yours are all set and ready to roll. As soon as you get any information, call me. Doesn't matter what time of day, I need this stuff ASAP."

    "Got it man, got it. No one is going to catch me with my ass hanging out. Just rigged up the perimeter area with motion sensors, I'll see them before they see me."

    "Great. Stay safe."

    "You too man, you too."

    You both hang up and with a frown you chomp down on another cigarette, doing your best to drown out the smell of the bad air freshener.

    "Guess we're stuck without much to go on." You sigh and exit the overseas highway onto Duck Key. You're a bit surprised you made it this far, already feeling pretty damn fatigued. So when you saw the sign for Hawk's Kay, you decided to crash there while you wait.

    Its a nice place, seaside lagoon, dolphin show, five star food...

    Kiara even seems a bit impressed, looking around at the place, particularly the dolphin pool.

    "They can pick up on magic, one of the few creatures that posses magic as well."


    "Dolphins." She affirms.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:38 No.18468141
    Are you fucking with me Kiara, dolphins are magic? What other creatures possess magic and to what degree do these animals have it.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)19:39 No.18468161
    Of course, it would be those evil bastards
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:39 No.18468173

    Guess we know what to use for a naval assault.

    Giving the professor or the ex-clergyman a call might help, though the clergyman might not agree with Ruin's soul being freed.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:40 No.18468189
    Calling it now bro, the BBEG is a motherfucking dolphin.
    >> "noko+dice+2d6" 03/26/12(Mon)19:41 No.18468197
    >magic dolphins
    That confirms it, all wizards are rapists
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)19:43 No.18468223
    A SIDEWAYS looking wolf?
    >> CellFucked 03/26/12(Mon)19:43 No.18468230
    Mothafuckin dolphins bra!!

    Seriously, if Phoenix is coming for us we may need to warn our friends and dad if an elderly guy comes after them run like hell is on their heals. Last we want is a hostage situation. Forced to decide between a witch and our dad.

    Also, dad and Diego are definitely old pc characters... He shot a bottle in the air while trashed like a badass!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)19:46 No.18468265
    "...Are magic?" You ask, not believing one god damn word.

    "Only slightly, but the most of any creature aside from man. I've never studied them, but from my few brief encounters its mostly that they can speak telepathically."

    "...You're fucking with me, right?"

    "How rude. No, I'm not. Its not in any language, mind you, more like... Communicating in emotion." She makes a few hand gestures before noticing your face, to which she sighs and turns away from.

    The thought of wizard-Flipper swimming around inside your mind, you book a room in straight cash with a little extra on the side for "extra privacy". It set you back quite a bit for just one night, but after assaulting a blown nuclear reactor in the Ukraine, you figure you've earned it.

    With a long, exhausted sigh, you drop your duffel bag and flop down on the bed. You'd had to change in your car before entering the resort, showing up in full on combat fatigues might have been a little too much. Around here, though, your "look" makes you blend right in. For all the front desk cared, you were just another businessman probably hunting for lonely European tourists.

    A thought occurs to you as you lay on the nice sheets, and you quickly hop up and grab out one of the phones.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)19:46 No.18468275
    You punch in a number and wait.

    "McGruff speaking."

    "Hi professor, I'm the student you spoke with a few days ago, remember me?"

    "Of course my boy, of course! Your studies going well?"

    "Well enough, but I've hit a bit of a snag. Came across an old symbol I think might be related to the Order. A white wolf with a blue background, ring any bells?" You ask hopefully.

    "White wolf... White wolf... Ah, yes! I know that banner belonged to one of the old supporting houses of the Order. If I'm not mistaken, one of their largest bank rollers aside from the church itself."

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:47 No.18468279
    >Magical dolphins
    God damn it, I'm halfway trough drawing a poster of loli Mcfirefists and you keep coming with these things that just seem like more fun to draw.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:51 No.18468333
    History, current status, possible headquarters, heirs, areas of influence and whether or not they were known for hating Ruin.
    >> CellFucked 03/26/12(Mon)19:52 No.18468360
    All that, exclude mentioning ruin at all cost over a phone line. With FEMA out in full force that world will destroy us
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:54 No.18468387

    Any other info on them? Their HQ at the time, any idea of what they did besides bankroll them, why the wolf symbol.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:00 No.18468468
    SO which inbred, royally fucked up dynasty are THEY a part of? The Von Hapsburgs?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:01 No.18468478

    The VonVonVonVonVonVonVonVonVonVonVon Vonsinburgens of course!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)20:04 No.18468523
    "Know any more about their history?"

    "Well, only what there is to know, and there isn't much I'm afraid. They originated as two separate houses, the white wolf is of French origin, and the blue background is the Mediterranean of the Italian house banner. They came together somewhere in the early twelve hundreds or so."

    "So they're pretty old, eh?"

    "Quite, and several appear to have held high positions on royal courts, within the clergy, as you'd expect from a prominent family."

    "Based out of where?"

    "Well, France and Italy mostly. Rome, Paris, the places you'd expect their kind to be. Several villas and castles within both countries."

    "Think they are still around?" You ask, intrigued at the information.

    "Possibly, but whether or not they are still involved in the Order is anyone's guess. I know they played a prominent role with the Axis in World War Two, and I've found them mentioned in a few documents by Mengele actually. Seems they were prominent in the Vichy French during the war. They seem to have disappeared from the record in the fifties."
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)20:06 No.18468535

    My body is ready artwizard
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:06 No.18468537
    > I know they played a prominent role with the Axis in World War Two

    Freaking Nazis. wait, wiat, don't tell me: they were part of the Ghostapo
    >> CellFucked 03/26/12(Mon)20:10 No.18468580
    Not only did mengele's research give us tons of medical knowledge at the cost of countless tortured people, he also gave the order tons of research on hunting and rending witches! Did that guy ever sleep with all those experiments bouncing around in his head?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)20:14 No.18468643
    "So they were Nazis?"

    "Perhaps not Nazis, but certainly involved with them. Himmler himself had a few close to him, from what I've read. Seems that they had a penchant for ancient history."

    "You think that could be why they bankrolled the Order in the first place?" You ask as you set up a pot of decaf.

    "It could be, though most rich families at the time put their own coin in as a symbol of power."

    "So they might share common interests with the Order, or they might not?"

    "Indeed, hard to say really. The Italian side were quite well based in Rome and can trace their lineage back to Scipio Africanus, the French side is not quite as well based but seems to have been concerned with wealth more than prestige." The Professor tells you, and you can tell by his voice that he himself is quite interested in the subject.

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:15 No.18468648
    Got any ideas about them in the modern world?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:16 No.18468664

    Ask him if there's anything in the Everglades.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)20:17 No.18468669
    We still don't have the name of the family.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468681
    What is the name of the organization?

    Are there any major holdings of theirs, in good repair, still around nowadays?

    Where would they keep their old treasures, war trophies and artifacts?

    Is there anything interesting about them that we didn't cover?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468694

    Oh christ....

    the Medici family coloured crest changed many times over history but when it was related to the french monarchy (one of the queens of france was a medici though in the 1400s or 1500s i think...) it was blue.

    Also there have been medici popes...

    I doubt we are against them, but t would probably be a powerful banking family like them possibly...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)20:26 No.18468814
    "I know you said they disappeared off the grid in the fifties, but do you know anything beyond that date?"

    "I'm afraid not. After the defeat of the Axis, with their level of involvement it's highly likely that they went underground. The Allies and Nazi hunters were a very real threat to any family like them, after all."

    "What is the family name?"

    "Well, its a melded name as was common. The Crispo-Medici family, you may have heard of both families separately but few know they were actually quite intertwined. They did a good job destroying such information after the fall of the Axis powers, money writes history, I'm afraid."

    "So they were powerful at one time?"

    "Quite, seated a great many seats of power." The professor affirms.

    "Any ideas of their holdings, any that are still around?"

    "Any that are of the actual family and not the image they created? No, I'm afraid not."

    "...I know more." Kiara says quietly.

    You look over to her, sitting across the bed, back to you.

    "You do?" You ask as you cover the phone.

    "He said that they could trace their lineage back to Scipio. While I didn't know him personally, I certainly knew his family. So if they are one and the same, I know of them by proxy. After all..." Kiara turns to look at you.

    "They were quite powerful magic users themselves."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:27 No.18468828
    Slowpoke but fuck it
    This is this thread theme now
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)20:29 No.18468851
    Forgot my

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:29 No.18468864
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    >"They were quite powerful magic users themselves."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:31 No.18468880
    I LOVE the Scipii. Play as them all the time in Rome total war. This pleases me greatly.
    >> "noko+dice+2d6" 03/26/12(Mon)20:31 No.18468882
    The more I read this thread the more I get the feeling that the order is actually not a bnuch of normals hunting witches, it's a bunch of witches using a bunch of normals to take out their competition.

    They probably used magic to stage miracles, gathered a following of fanatics and then told them that every magic user but themselves is a follower of the devil or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:32 No.18468889
    thank the professor for the info.

    Then have ourselves a WTF Q/A session with she who does not wear shoes
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:34 No.18468909
    Kiara...... is this war between us mortals and witches, or is it between witches who are using mortals as pawns to take out other witches?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:35 No.18468931

    i hate being right.... they produced some of the most powerful men in europe, popes, queens, dukes.... they really only lost power and prestige due to bankruptcy

    also they have been considered some of the most brutal politicians of their time. so if they are what we are after.... they have land everywhere in europe, connections and money
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)20:41 No.18469015
    Have to agree.
    I've been wondering if there was a division 6 style thing going on for a while. Just had it down as unlikely given the religous nature of the order.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:43 No.18469044
    Now this kinda reminds me of those Witch Girls RPG threads we had a year or two ago.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)20:43 No.18469048
    "Thanks for all of the help professor, if you learn anything more, shoot me an email."

    "Will do, keep in touch."


    You hang up, crush the phone, and turn to Kiara.

    "That's a lot to just drop on me suddenly."

    "Tch, how would I have known they were somehow involved? I did my best to avoid the Order when they were doing their best to hunt me down, I wasn't exactly prodding around to find out who was in the background." The berates you, pushing you off of the bed with her foot.

    "So is this some kind of witch on witch war that we're dealing with here?!"

    "How would I KNOW?!" She shouts, frustrated, "The world has changed since I left it, a lot. The family I knew was concerned about power but certainly wasn't genocidal toward their own!" She folds her arms and glares.

    "But you did know them?"

    "The originators, yes. This modern iteration? No. The ones I knew were high ranking members of Roman society, and for the most part used their magic as a means of subterfuge rather than anything outright. They were more concerned about seating themselves in power than anything else, much of the reason I disliked them."

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:46 No.18469080



    I mean, if there's one bed, and she like sitting down on a chair despite not having legs
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:46 No.18469084
    I've really got nothing more to ask. Sleep? Watch a dolphin show? Make sure our line's secure?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)20:46 No.18469086
    Let it drop, get some rest. Pushing the issue will likely just piss her off.
    Though having her tell us where her holding used to be, should be useful.
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)20:48 No.18469108
    >much of the reason I disliked them.
    Did she do anything? Is it personal? Or just... business?
    >> CellFucked 03/26/12(Mon)20:48 No.18469111
    Is the magic they used the same magic she has? Or are we talking fate/stay night magic vrs. Sorcery where she is a sorcerer...
    Could Phoenix have been cursed by the very group he works to protect?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:48 No.18469114
    shit im out my goat just had babies
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:48 No.18469119
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)20:49 No.18469127
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:49 No.18469131
    I've got to ask, what actually happened to the Knights Templar and what were they really?

    How powerful on a scale of 1-10, ten being you, 0 being me, 1 being a guy able to pull a few tricks is Sarna and the Medici family back in the day?

    How powerful are you now compared to soulless, and compared to you with all of you bits together?

    Are there different types of magic to be aware of?

    By dislike do you mean dislike or actively worked to wipe them out or somewhere in between? Your version of dislike can get rather fatal for the other party.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:49 No.18469138
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    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:50 No.18469141
    His goat had babies.
    Don't you guys know how to read?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:50 No.18469151

    name one Kiara
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:51 No.18469155
    It's male or female?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)20:51 No.18469159
    And another last.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)20:51 No.18469160
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    Wait... what?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:51 No.18469166
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:52 No.18469170
    His goat had babies. Super Green?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:52 No.18469177
    Congrats, I've helped friends give birth to kids, lot easier than people. They're pretty adorable once you paper towel them off. Take care of them, name them after characters in this quest.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)20:52 No.18469180
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    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:54 No.18469198
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    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:54 No.18469204
    i will so paper towel them off? any other suggestions?
    We already called the vet that lives down the street and shes on her way but the mom seems to have it under control.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:55 No.18469208
    Somehow it seems as if goat babies are more interesting than Papa's quest... Maybe Papa should run a goat baby quest instead if he want's to keep your attention, guys...
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:56 No.18469224
    You are a BABY GOAT, also known as a KID to those of you who are not RETARDED

    WHAT is your NAME?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:56 No.18469230
    ill post pics in a while but continue.
    Sorry for the derail papa i shall return shortly.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:56 No.18469237
    Aww, Boer goat kids.

    My only experience with animals having babies was Boer goats.
    They're cute as hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:59 No.18469271
    This thread is completely awesome. And I'm high on cough drops. I didn't even think you could get high on cough drops.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:59 No.18469281
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:00 No.18469293
    They fucking love raisins, don't pet on top of the head it scares them, side of the neck where it meets the chin, breastbone and armpit is where it's at. It's your choice whether to go bottlefed or not. Keep an eye on the mother and make sure you don't have to milk her if the kids focus too much on one teat.

    Let them play with you and chew a bit on your clothes, socialize them and you'll have awesome goat babies.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:01 No.18469310


    YOU are currently ON A FARM. your INVENTROY includes 1 piece of straw (in mouth) and 1 fur coat (equipped) what do you do?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:01 No.18469313
    I hope Goats are one of the few magical animals too.

    Ask if he she knew if any of them were immortal or not
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:02 No.18469332
    REMOVE fur coat
    SEARCH area
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:02 No.18469338
    Eat that straw, seek out mother for milk. Once that is accomplished chew on somebody's pants cuffs or shirt sleeves.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:03 No.18469353
    EXPLORE the FARM. FIND something to EAT, other than STRAW. Then go FIND a FRIEND to go on ADVENTURE with.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:04 No.18469374
    "Why did you dislike them? And by dislike do you mean actively sought to murder or just kind of a little scrap? Anything personal?"

    "Ugh, questions, questions, questions." Kiara sighs, before sliding off of the bed to look out the window.

    "It was never overly personal. I've always been of the mind that magic shouldn't be used for personal gain or profit, not like them. They would buy, coerce, or outright threaten anyone they needed to in order to secure themselves more power."

    "So they mind magic'd people a lot?"

    "Frequently. They had to avoid doing it outright, though. The Praetorian guard were well versed in hunting down mind control and the like, as they should have been, after all I taught them."

    "Can they do your kind of magic, or is it different?"

    "Hmm?" She turns back to you, "Any witch can potentially do any kind of magic, most just choose to specialize based on their personal strengths, or goats. I mean goals." She frowns.

    "So how do they stack up against you? In your heyday?"

    "Against me? Pathetically. Magically, at least. They were tenacious to no end in meeting their goals, however."

    "And how are you now as opposed to then?"

    "Weak." Kiara admits.

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:05 No.18469388
    Eat straw, attempt to find things to chew.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:06 No.18469399
    Ask her about where there holdings used to be. Then get some sleep. Hopefully on the bed before she claims it.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:06 No.18469406
    So when you used magic to overthrow the Roman Empire, that wasn't for personal reasons. Neither were any of the plauges, famines, puppy killing sprees...
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:06 No.18469410
    You CANNOT remove the coat as that would leave your MUSCLES EXPOSED

    You search the area and find 1 BOLT, and 1 CAN


    You finish Chewing the STRAW. it is DELICIOUS

    You think about finding your MOTHER to get ADDITIONAL NUTRIENTS but decide you are full and would rather ADVENTURE

    Looking around you spot 2 possible companions:

    LAST a DASHINGLY HANDSOME ROGUE from the next farm over and FIRST who appears to be using a HUMAN'S GLOWY BOX
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:07 No.18469426

    USE resulting contraption on LAST
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:08 No.18469433
    Once you get your body back will your mojo be up to full power, what percent of power are you at?

    What magic do you specialize in?

    What was all the stuff you did throughout the ages for, what were your goals and what are your goals once your in one piece?

    I don't trust the Glowy Box, lets hang out with the Dashingly Handsome Rogue and chew his sleeves!
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:09 No.18469450
    Fuck That
    we are some badass Goat Witch.
    Let's learn some Druidry Magic n Stuff
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:09 No.18469453
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:10 No.18469466
    Take a shower. We smell like a dude covered in incredibly toxic radioactive dust.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:10 No.18469470
    So what's Kiara specialization anyway?
    She is basically a Druid?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:10 No.18469472
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    Loli McFirefist is currently without clothes and I can't come up with anything that would look good on her.

    >Bloody goats ate mah clothing references.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:10 No.18469473
    Using the BOLT on the CAN seems to have produced an ANOMALY DETECTOR.

    What kind of Anomaly? Hell if you know, you're a goddamn goat/Kid.

    You decide to toss it at LAST. Your clever maneuver catches him by surprise, and he is momentarily stunned by the blow
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:11 No.18469476
    TALK to LAST, to find out together what FIRST's HUMAN GLOW BOX is.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:11 No.18469479
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    What the actual fuck is going on in this thread?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:11 No.18469483
    You magnificient bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:11 No.18469486
    He is off guard, jump upon him and chew his clothing, HE SHALL LEARN TO FEAR US!
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:11 No.18469491
    Oh fuck, we G.O.A.T.S. now. Oh wait, that's something else entirely...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:12 No.18469505

    Absolutely glorious
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:12 No.18469506
    >this fuckin guy
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:13 No.18469516
    That some badass funky Goat
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:13 No.18469520
    You could avoid clothes. Just have a zoom in of her in the middle of punching Lost. So that only their heads/shoulders are visible
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:14 No.18469532
    CHEW on LAST
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:14 No.18469533
    Jeans, high-school girl looking tea shirt, hoodie?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)21:15 No.18469552
    Zombie and Witch Quest. Then somebody mentione Baby Goats, and after the intitial, "Wut?" reaction, it suddenly became Zombie, Witch, and Goat quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:15 No.18469565
    You proceed to Assert your superiority by jumping on LAST who is ALSO a GOAT, and then practicing your CQC skills. Roll 1d20 for practice
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:16 No.18469571
    Sarna strikes me as a streetwise girl.
    some jeans, a black tshirt, a hoodie.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:16 No.18469574
    over the top cutesy asian schoolgirl garb?

    like not in a weird porn way but in a creepy Kill Bill way
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:16 No.18469577
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:16 No.18469579
    I took artistic liberties of the original request and just drew her walking towards the viewer with her hair blowing and some weird white glow around her fist.

    After a while I realized that I wasn't supposed to play with painting her body. So now I have naked McFirefist without clothes looking menacing.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:16 No.18469580
    rolled 16 = 16

    Rolling for the cute in CQC
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:16 No.18469582
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:17 No.18469590
    Red hoodie with black sleeves, jean shorts, and fingerless gloves?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:17 No.18469593
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:17 No.18469595
    "So what do you specialize in? Some kind of nature magic voodoo?"

    "Hardly, I own the elements. I can do it all." She retorts as though insulted.

    "And when you get your body back? How powerful will you be then?"

    "After drawing in my full capacity of magic? Hopefully as powerful as I was before the rending." She frowns.

    "Any idea where some of the family holdings might be? Some place we can find out more?" You ask, eying the bed and inching toward it.

    "Holdings? No. The Library might contain some useful information concerning the old family, though not the new."

    "The library or THE Library?"

    "What do you think, mortal?" She notices you looking at the bed and slowly starts inching toward it.

    "Well how about when you overthrew the Romans? Wasn't that personal? Against your code?" You start sliding over to the edge of the mattress.

    "An unfortunate turn of events I was forced into, little more."

    "And your personal goals now?" You ask, slowly sitting down on the bed.

    "Now?" She smirks, "For you to take a shower, you smell awful."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:17 No.18469596

    Get some rest, dream about goats.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:18 No.18469607
    rolled 4 = 4

    Oh my
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:18 No.18469609
    Aww yea
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:19 No.18469618
    Hoooooo boy. A papa-n thread DEMANDS HUE.
    >> "noko+dice+2d6" 03/26/12(Mon)21:19 No.18469622
    >I have no face for what just happened

    This + clean up before sleep
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:19 No.18469627
    And surrender the bed? Hardly. Will be the first good nights rest i've had in a while.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:19 No.18469630
    Oh my indeed.

    Lots of good suggestions ITT, I'll roll along with whatever you choose.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:20 No.18469639
    No way in hell I'm giving up this bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:21 No.18469652
    LAST recovers more quickly then you thought and EVADES your pounce. He retaliates and attampte to punch you with his hoof, but you manage to deflect it and launch a cross counter to his poorly groomed chin.

    He staggers from the blow, but your attempt to pursue the advantage ends abruptly as he lunges up and pins you to the GROUND

    >continue (1d20)
    >admit defeat
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:21 No.18469653
    Roll around on the bed first to be sure to give it that fresh Pripyat scent.

    Then take a shower.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:21 No.18469659
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:22 No.18469662
    Tap out
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:22 No.18469670


    Time for another funky strip show and shower.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:23 No.18469682
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:23 No.18469690
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:24 No.18469696
    If she tries to take the bed while we shower, threaten to sleep on top of her. Or in her. I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:25 No.18469724
    rolled 11 = 11

    Feint a surrender, when he comes in to pet us we go for the collar on his shirt AND CHEW IT!
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:26 No.18469738
    First, call dibs on the bed, if she's there we will sleep on top of her if need be. She is free to share. Take a shower, a long warm shower and wash the radioactivity off.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:26 No.18469740
    This. Beds are for those with bodies that ache.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:27 No.18469747
    you VALIANTLY attempt to turn the tables on the GOAT ROM A FARM WITH INFERIOR ACREAGE but fail horribly.

    NEVERTHELESS you CQC ability has increased to level 2.

    After you finally admit defeat, you look over at the ANOMALY DETECTOR and realize it is rattling very loudly
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:27 No.18469755
    Head butt it and try to discern it's meaning.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:28 No.18469762
    "I've read your book "She who is without soles", I know what you're planning." You put your hand down on the bed as though to claim it.

    Kiara's eyes narrow.

    "You don't want to play this game, not with me, mortal. You will not win." As though to demonstrate her point, the lights in the room flicker and go out, and her eyes glow a vibrant purple.

    "Guess I better make my first move count than!" You leap up, attempting to land outright on the bed.

    "Too obvious!" She laughs, before extending out a hand.

    Something white and ghostly jets out of her hands, scratch that, several things.

    "What the fuck?!" You shout, but too late.

    The spectral goats are already upon you.

    With all the fury of some kind of ancient battle barnyard, the goats attack. Shoving you backwards through the air with their horns, grabbing at your clothes with their gnashing teeth.

    "Call them off! Call them off!" You shout, desperately trying to throw them off. The goats show no sign of letting up, and pin you to the ground.

    "Why? This is quite entertaining." She has a large smirk on her pretty face as she watches the goats begin to drag you toward the bathroom.

    You struggle and claw at the beasts, but nothing seems to work. Soon, they break your grasp on the doorframe and drag you toward the shower.

    The door closes without being touched, and you hear it lock itself as the goats idle for a moment, still chewing on your clothes, before fading to steam.

    "Don't come out until you smell better!" She calls through the door.

    >admit defeat? Troll Kiara(how)? Something else?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:29 No.18469776
    eat the detector, gain its powers
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:29 No.18469783
    Begin singing "baby got back"
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:29 No.18469788
    >Troll Kiara
    Bad singing or Hillarious(TM) Outfits in our dreams
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:29 No.18469790
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    here, some anomalies for the fluffy stalker.
    >> GOAT MASTER 03/26/12(Mon)21:30 No.18469801
    >he thinks I'm content with mere anomalies
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:31 No.18469816
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:31 No.18469818
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    Gonna just jam all the colours on McFirefist. I don't care anymore.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:31 No.18469819
    >Kiara has goat babies
    >dat archive

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:31 No.18469823
    Troll her, after we take our shower we will sleep on top of her, or in her if that's how it works. We will have lovely dreams of her posing in various outfits including maid, amazon, blue painted celt, cocktail dress and so on.

    If she tries to prevent us from reaching the bed or sleeping in it grab the covers and flip her out of bed, it's ours we did all the heavy lifting in Chernobyl.
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)21:33 No.18469856
    Im glad you like it.

    The fuck do I keep forgetting my trip...
    It won't stay on, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:34 No.18469873
    You first HEABUTT the ANOMALY DETECTOR. This appears to do nothing as it continues rattling.

    Finally, you decide that if it will not SPEAK PLAINLY you shall devour it. LAST attempts to eat it before you do, but you are quicker.

    ABILITY GAINED: Detect Anomalies.

    Using your newfound power, you determine that something called a blackout, or a blow away, or something along those lines will be coming soon
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:35 No.18469881
    Take cover behind Last, chew his pants while we're at it.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:35 No.18469885
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    Im back it's all good. posting pics
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:35 No.18469888
    It's probably nothing, head out into the middle of a field and find DELICIOUS
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:35 No.18469891
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)21:36 No.18469892
    BLOWOUT soon, fellow GOAT
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:36 No.18469896

    Bad singing, throwy stinky clothes on her when she falls asleep if you can.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:36 No.18469897
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    >> "noko+dice+2d6" 03/26/12(Mon)21:36 No.18469901
    Take a shower and go to sleep, If she wants the bed, she will just have to share it.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:37 No.18469907

    Oh really, when?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:37 No.18469909
    Begin singing loudly. in russian.

    Red Army Choir stuff
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)21:38 No.18469918
    About 3 minutes from now.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:40 No.18469951
    Soviet National Anthem, comrade goat!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:42 No.18469973
    Grumbling about witches and their evil ghost-goat minions, you nevertheless strip out of your clothes and start the shower. At least its a nice shower, and plenty of fluffy towels to boot.

    Neither of which satisfies you. You will have that bed.

    Before stepping into the stream of water, you pull out your MP3 player and plug it into the stereo on the tile counter of the bathroom. It only takes you a few seconds to find the song you're looking for.

    The intro starts to play

    ~Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.~

    You wait for the exact second, knowing the song all too well.

    "I like big butts and I can not lie!" You dive in, hitting it lyric for lyric, singing loud enough to ensure Kiara can hear everything.

    "That when a witch walks in with an itty bitty waist and a... FUUUUUCCKKK!!!!"

    You leap out of the shower, which had begun spluttering as it pelted you with perfectly spherical orbs of ice.

    You are forced to dive for cover as the moveable shower head springs to life like a snake and starts tracking you, accurately resuming its barrage. You hold up the trash can as a shield as you advance on it, until you reach out and snatch it by the end, directing its assault away from you.

    "Not funny!" You yell through the door.

    "Neither were you!" She retorts.

    >wat do?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:43 No.18469986

    Can you train goats to do tricks? I am intrigued.

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:43 No.18469993
    You enter the field and find a most glorious thing.

    a patch of daisies and tin cans.

    You and LAST begin chewing away happily, though your GOOD FROLLICKY cheer is somewhat diminished by the INCESSANT BEEPING of your anomaly detection powers.

    You Manage to Ignore it, however, until you realize you can hear THE SCREAMING OF THE DAMNED and that the sky is BLOOD RED
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18469997
    Peek our head out the door and check out dat ass.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18470001
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    Also, goat druid, you know what must be done...
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18470002
    I'm sorry, you don't have a big butt, it's perfectly cute!

    It will calms her down or trolls her harder, we win either way.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18470003
    If she's aiming it, then she is capable of watching us shower. She may even have been doing so.
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18470005
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18470008
    Bleet at the sky
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:45 No.18470011
    Call a truce, put on some funk, and take a long shower.
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)21:45 No.18470015
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:45 No.18470017
    I retrieve your soul and you thank me by stealing beds, unleashing goats and not letting me have good dreams or take a proper shower. I find this remarkably unfair and BULLSHIT. You will put the shower back to normal, not hog the bed and perhaps duet some Motown or Funk with me. My price is modest in exchange for the help you have received. Do not test me black magic woman.
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)21:46 No.18470026
    Also archive link
    vote up, you niggers
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:46 No.18470029
    If we can't get her by trolling then we will make her defeated by hitting her where it hurts.

    Play the saddest song you can think of
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:46 No.18470032
    Not really as far as i know, does being an asshole count? I mean when they are little you're all like dawww but the they get big and become assholes, especially if you let the males keep their balls. But they are funny most of the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:47 No.18470044

    Agreed. After a full day of STALKERing it's probably best to get some actual rest.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:47 No.18470048
    They're adorable. What's the mom named, and have you named them after this quest yet, it seems appropriate.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:48 No.18470062

    Kind of tempted to vote this. She isn't being particularly fair given what we've done for her.
    On the other hand, it could piss her off/hurt her.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.18470098
    Rather irritated at the disruption of your feast, you bleat at the sky for it's INTOLERABE IMPUDENCE.

    It responds by throwing lightning bolts at you.

    FREAKED OUT BEYOND ALL BELIEF, LAST runs for the nearest shelter, An ABANDONDONED ROCK BUNKER. pausing only to bleet at the sky once more, you follow him to ensure he remains alive.

    Good thing too. as you enter the bunker, the door slams shut. The incessant, and distinctly not-funky wailing of the damned is now muted.

    Tuckered out, you and last decide to wait out the storm by taking a nap
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:51 No.18470099
    The mom is pippi after the ginger with the striped socks (striped legs), ill name them as soon as i find out their gender.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:51 No.18470114
    I'm aiming for a not heated or furious confrontation but I do want to get across that we're not exactly happy with how she's treating us. We're fine with mild trolling on both ends, but ice ball showers and bed stealing crosses the line.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:52 No.18470123
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)21:52 No.18470125
    but who gets the comfy patch of straw?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:53 No.18470133
    Say this in a dead serious tone of voice.

    if she does not give in, threaten to unionize
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)21:54 No.18470149
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:55 No.18470172
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:56 No.18470178
    You attempted to secure the patch of straw for yourself. however, LAST, BEING SCARED SHITLESS BY MERE DEMONIC ENTITIES, is hiding under the only blanket
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:57 No.18470203
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    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:58 No.18470208
    TAKE blanket
    USE blanket on self
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:58 No.18470211
    Can you guys run Goat Quest in your own thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:58 No.18470215
    Slap some sense
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)21:59 No.18470224
    can you go whine about awesome stuff in your own thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:59 No.18470228

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:01 No.18470240
    Put the most saddest song there is. SAD PANDA MUSIC! Make the goats wail.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:03 No.18470259
    What is the saddest song in the world?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:04 No.18470269
    "Whatever, truce for now. Sorry you're so butt-conscious, but let me take a shower at least, we can sort the bed out after that." You glare at the door.

    The shower head in your hand stops trying to attack you, returning to its normal spray of water.

    Quite unhappily now, shutting off your music, you quickly hose yourself off as best you can. Still a bit weary at the prospect of the shower attacking you again.

    Even the nice, freshly laundered towel does little to calm you down. In fact, you're quite annoyed that after all you've done for her, she's being this difficult over something like a bed.

    As you step out of the shower, towel around your waist, you see Kiara laying on the far side of the bed, a small smile on her face as she watches you.

    "Had your fun?" You grunt.

    "Did you?" She asks back, deceptively sweet.

    "I was until you attacked me with goats and an ice bullet storm." You glare.

    "Hmm? I thought it was all in good humor." She laughs.

    "It started that way, but you took it too far. I think I deserve at least a bed to sleep on, after all I've been through to help you out."

    "What made you think I wasn't going to let you have it? I just didn't want it to smell as bad as you did, mortal." She frowns.

    "...So you're not trying to hijack the whole thing?"

    "Why would I? Its not as though its particularly small, nor do I mind as I've shared your mind for quite a while now..." Her eyes narrow, "Unless you have some disgusting thoughts, you barbarian..."

    Eying her wearily, you nevertheless slowly lay down beside her. On the large bed, it isn't as though you're overly close.

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470279
    How did I not realize I was pulling this out of my subconscious?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470288
    "....I'm going to Unionize"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470292
    If Papa-N asks me to stop, then I shall

    You are SOMEWHAT ANNOYED by LAST'S insistence on taking the one blanket in the RATHER SMALL bunker.

    You grab at it with your teeth and pull it towards you.

    He grabs at it and pulls back.


    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470293
    For some reason I assumed we were fighting over a single.

    Still, I think the best option here is to fondle her.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470303
    Ask her about any friends, family? It must be lonely being a witch. Is that why she let Caesar use her so much? Because he paid attention to her?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470305
    Start humming baby got back.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470306
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470311
    Nigga u crazy
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:07 No.18470313
    >you barbarian

    Sorry, but...uh... didn't you make rather good use of those guys?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:07 No.18470322
    rolled 5 = 5

    Is there a union for Russian Cuban gangster sons with witches in their head, if there is I want in.

    Ruffle her hair a big and put our arm over her shoulder. Get a good nights sleep for the first time in a long while.

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)22:07 No.18470324
    rolled 1 = 1

    Forgot the bloody dice
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:08 No.18470335
    HUEHUEHUE incoming...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:08 No.18470338
    rolled 3 = 3

    >stopping GOATquest
    I shiggy diggy
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:08 No.18470342


    I apologize in advance for sleep talking or loud snoring.

    proceed to snore loudly throughout the night
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:09 No.18470354

    Conk out, if we're gonna troll her then do it our dreams.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470358
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:11 No.18470375
    "Barbarian eh? I'll show you barbarian!" You reach out and snag one of her breasts in your hand.

    "Bag of sand?" You ponder, looking at an actual bag of sand in your hand.

    "Had your fun, mortal?" Kiara asks dangerously from behind you.

    "Bag of sand?" You ask, offering it to her.

    The blast of pure hate magic propels you out through the window, and mid-air you notice yourself start to change. Your skin growing rubbery, grey. Your limbs fusing together, forming... Flippers?

    You hit the water at a fast clip, skidding across it, careful to not let any into your blowhole.

    Using your new found dolphin magic, you leap up into the sky and begin your long journey to space.

    "So long, and thanks for all the fish!" You call down to the awed onlookers.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)22:12 No.18470378
    Well that was unexpected.

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:12 No.18470381
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:13 No.18470393
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    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)22:13 No.18470394
    >Implying it has ended without Ra'alman vore
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:13 No.18470398
    You attempt to wrestle the blanket away from LAST, however he manages to overpower you and jerks the blanket towards himself, and dragging you with it.

    You are now both under the blanket
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 03/26/12(Mon)22:14 No.18470408
    Also goddammit its 4.15 in the AM.

    Update the archive for me, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:15 No.18470420
    Ra'alman vs the Dolphin Magical Armada
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:16 No.18470430
    In a way Ra'alman is my fault. I was the one who rolled the 20 on that first fishing role. I brought it upon us and I'm not sure whether to be proud or sorry for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:17 No.18470445

    We ended having her join our Harem.

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)22:17 No.18470455
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:22 No.18470509
    Only you never make it to space...

    A massive creature, unlike anything you've ever witnessed, erupts from the waves beneath you.

    "How did you even fit in a canal!?" You squeak and chirp down at the beast.

    Which swallows you whole.

    Suddenly, tentacles.

    Swarms and swarms of tentacles.

    They pull you down into the depths of the beast, past it's long rows of horrific jagged teeth.

    You land, quite suddenly, inside the belly of the beast.

    "Sup, dude?" A strange man in bizarre grey armor asks.

    "What happens now?" You click at him.

    He flashes a dazzling grin.

    "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!" He shouts, extending his arms to the ceiling as a wave of tentacles descends.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)22:23 No.18470534
    Suddenly CROSSOVER

    I was wondering what had happened to max.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:23 No.18470540
    I can't tell if this is a wet dream or a nightmare.

    Probably both.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:24 No.18470553
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    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:25 No.18470562
    in b4 Kiara asking us just what the hell were we dreaming about last night
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:25 No.18470568
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:26 No.18470575
    "...I'm going to unionize..." You grumble, resting your head on your hands and looking up at the ceiling fan as it spins slowly. At least the AC is doing a good job of keeping out the Florida heat.

    "Let me know how that works out for you, mortal." Kiara replies with a twinge of amusement.

    "Oh I will. I'd apologize for snoring, but I'm not going to now." You grumble darkly.

    Kiara sighs, before shifting her head to look at you.

    "Ok, it isn't fun anymore."



    "Truce, then?" You ask, unsure if she can be trusted.

    "Truce." She shrugs.

    "Speaking of fun, what did you do for fun back in the day? Did you follow Caesar out of boredom or something?" You ask, glancing over at her purple eyes.

    "Boredom? A bit, I suppose. Mostly I was naive, to the ways of an Empire. To the ways of what the world had become while I stayed in the north. Naive and idealistic, hoping to use my power for something better, for the world as a whole." Kiara says as she idly bounces a bare foot.

    "Didn't like what you found?"

    "Not in the least." She closes her eyes and nods.

    "So whatever happened to your family, anyways? They follow you or something? One big happy toga party?" You look over at Kiara, who suddenly is gazing at the ceiling, sad look on her face.

    "Would you like me to show you?" She asks simply, her vibrant eyes seeming to have dimmed slightly.

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:26 No.18470586
    If we're having this kind of nightmare, and she doesn't intervene, what kind of friend is she?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:27 No.18470592
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    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470600
    only if you want to

    our employer
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470603

    Only if you feel like sharing.

    It is sorta personal.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470619

    Apologize. Clearly nothing good happened and we don't need to drag it out of her or make her go through it again.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470621
    Only if you want to, I'm not going to force you into anything like this.

    If she chooses to give her a half hug and hold her a bit closer.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)22:29 No.18470628
    If you don't want to show me, don't. It's your choice.

    We don't have to keep showing each other painful events from our past. Surely we each have some fond memories we can share?
    >> "noko+dice+2d6" 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470728
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470737
    As long as it might make Kiara smile, otherwise it's not worth going trough the trouble of intentionally remembering bad things.

    Beach bum should know these kind of things. Don't worry, be happy, go surf with the Big E and all that.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470748
    Cue happy montage using The Wonder Years theme song "With a Little Help from my friends"
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:40 No.18470791
    "If you want to, I'm not going to push the issue." You tell her.

    "You won't like what you see, I'll tell you that at least." She closes her eyes.

    "Close your own, idiot." She says after a minute.

    "Ah, sorry."

    You close your own eyes, wondering just what it is she's doing now. Something warm brushes your hand, and you feel her fingers wrap around your wrist.

    "Open them."

    You do, and start a bit at what you see. The nice hotel room with all of its modern comforts is gone, replaced by a dirty mudbrick village, sand seemingly everywhere.

    "Where is this?" You wonder out loud, looking over to Kiara standing beside you, still attached to your wrist.

    "Where I was born, mortal. Where I lived the first few short years of my life." She appears focused on a small, modest hut.

    You soon see why.

    A bouncing young Kiara, hand in hand with an older woman, walks out of the veiled doorway. You don't even need to ask, you know it's her.

    The Kiara next to you starts to walk, following the pair slowly, somberly.

    "Hey, we can back out..." You try to tell her, but she softly shakes her head.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:40 No.18470800

    "Only if you want"
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:55 No.18470981
    So you continue to follow the young girl and older woman, unsure of where you are going or why.

    You open your mouth to ask Kiara, but she silences you with a glance.

    She pulls you along slightly, keeping pace with the two in front of you. They make their way to a small structure, and though you aren't by any means a history buff, you get the feeling that it's some kind of temple.

    "And you would be right." Kiara tells you quietly.

    Upon entering the building, you note its dark interior smells heavily of incense. There are people seated all around, eyes facing forward with hard gazes.

    All directed at a simple stone altar.

    A bloody alter.

    Young Kiara looks up at the one leading her, and as a startled child would, tries to stop. But she's too small, and is being more forcefully led now. Her little purple eyes belay her panic.

    One of the men dressed in regal looking yet simple robes gestures out to her, and the woman holding her hand hands off the young girl.

    The room is in absolute silence now, except for the panicked words of young-Kiara. You don't speak the language, but you don't have to, it isn't hard to understand what she might be saying.

    The priest picks her up by her arm, lifting her up and onto the altar. The little girl is flailing now, desperately trying to push the older men away. She only intensifies her fast speech now, as she sees one of them produce a wicked looking stone knife.

    A chant starts, led by the priests, the rest of the room quickly picking up on it. The knife drawing closer and closer to her heart, young-Kiara is screaming now. Screaming and screaming as the chanting only intensifies and the knife presses into her throat.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:59 No.18471041
    Atleast we know why Egypt sucks.
    Kiara fucked them to mediocrity
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)22:59 No.18471045
    A cough from one of the priests, the chanting slows, more coughs interrupting it. Several of the priests are grabbing at their throats now, still coughing. You notice small boils beginning to appear on their skin, lesions opening up, sores beginning to spread. The audience seems to be sharing in whatever is afflicting the priests, many beginning to convulse violently. Young-Kiara is sitting on the altar, breathing hard, her eyes glowing more and more vibrantly as she stands.

    The people in the room are hacking now, several throwing up violently as they collapse to the floor. The little Kiara takes a deep breath, and screams.

    The entirety of the room begins bursting into flames.

    "Not what you expected, mortal?" Kiara asks, watching the scene unfold herself.

    You can only answer with a shake of your head.

    "It had been a poor harvest year, crops withering without rain. They blamed me for it, all of them, even my parents." She says darkly as she watches her younger self begin to float into the air, fire spreading out in every direction from her small form.

    "As though I had any such kind of control over my powers... What you're witnessing now... I still didn't understand what I was capable of, what I could do..."

    Kiara closes her eyes, and you do the same.

    Opening them again, you are once more back inside the small hotel room, laying next to the immortal witch herself.

    "And that was more or less where my childhood ended and my life began." She says quietly.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:02 No.18471101
    Say nothing, give her a solid reassuring hug.

    She seems to win the shitty childhood contest. She wins it pretty hard.
    >> CellFucked 03/26/12(Mon)23:03 No.18471115
    Thought she was from the northern sections of Europe and Caesar found her on his pillaging trips before claiming Rome. What's with the sand? Did I miss something? Obviously this isn't an ic question because that seems to be pushing a bad subject, but anyone else able to clarify for me?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:03 No.18471122
    Wow, sacrificed by her own parents. Even though our dad's a major drug lord, at least he would never do that to us. Should we give her a hug?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:04 No.18471133
    Awkward shoulder pat time, "something something, not judging her, something something."
    >> "noko+dice+2d6" 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471152
    And, a comforting hug was given that day

    well, it's not daytime anymore, but yeah
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:07 No.18471168
    She spent a lot of time there and liked the Celts, they respected her and probably based Nemeton and the Morrigan off of her, but that's not where she was born. She was born somewhere deserty, my guess is near the Fertile Crescent area, Egypt, Mesopotamia, Assyria that area.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:07 No.18471171
    Several hundred/maybe a thousand+ intervening years.

    She's been all over. She spent a few centuries in the North before meeting Caesar.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:09 No.18471198
    I dunno if she'd appreciate physical contact.

    "I guess neither of us had a childhood. Just had to grow right up."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471205
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:11 No.18471219
    I'm sorry for bringing it up, give her a hug.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)23:16 No.18471294
    You reach over to the bedside table, grab your lighter and pack, and a second later stick the cigarette in your lips before laying back down.

    "I give in, you win the shitty childhood contest pretty flat out." You say, breathing out a plume and giving her a reassuring half-hug, which she ignores.

    "I don't think of it that way anymore. Without that event I may have just lived out my life in mediocrity, in that forsaken little place." She sighs.

    "Seems like you had it pretty rough."

    "Such were the times. I could say that I was blessed, unlike many others. To be able to continue on... To not be helpless." Kiara shrugs before sitting up.

    "Things haven't always been so bad for me, mortal. I rather enjoyed my time in the north, for what it was at least. While I appreciate your insight, but I hardly require your pity."

    "Noted." You ash the cigarette.

    "Well, now that THAT is over..." She sighs, "I'm exhausted, so be a good little mortal and go to sleep." She smirks at your frown.

    "Whatever, going to haunt my dreams?"

    "If you have anything worth talking about, I suppose." She folds her arms.

    >talk to Kiara in dreamscape or dreamless sleep
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:18 No.18471319

    Clearly talking is the right choice, but what about I wonder
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:18 No.18471321
    Let's sleep. I want to see what happens next.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:19 No.18471326
    Talk to Kiara, the dreams are funnier when we can drop her in different outfits. Mom's anniversary is coming up, reminisce about happy memories concerning her. The smell of her fresh baked bread and the smell of her hair.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:19 No.18471333
    dreamscape talk, share memories that AREN'T traumatic for a change
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:20 No.18471334
    We could talk to her about her fun times up north, where she learned to control her power and apparently met nice people if she was naive.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:23 No.18471371
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    Right, I give up now. Loli McFirefist done until further notice. AND IT ONLY TOOK 5 BLOODY HOURS.
    >You drew a goat in the middl-
    Shut up, anon, I know.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:25 No.18471386
    For a minute I thought you meant Kiara's hair, and I thought "damn that's creepy" then I thought "wait how do we even know what her hair smells like and I don't think she ever baked brea- oh. Oh."
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)23:32 No.18471468
    You close your eyes and listen to the ceiling fan, and Kiara's quiet breathing. Which strikes you as particularly strange, and as you ponder as to why a mind-ghost thing would breathe, you fall asleep. The events of the last few days have taken a lot out of you.

    When you wake up, inside the dream, you are seated at the island inside your family home. Kiara sits across from you, resting chin on her hand and looking bored.

    "Here, again? At least have some originality..."

    "I like it here." You frown, taking a drink of the float in front of you. Vanilla ice cream and Vernors, the kind mom used to make.

    You push another one over to Kiara, who ignores it.

    "Drink it, you might find that you like it. Was one of my mom's favorites."

    She takes a small sip, before setting the drink back down, without comment.

    "She liked to cook," You continue, looking around the large kitchen, "Its how she spent a lot of her time. She'd owned a small bake shop when dad found her and whisked her away."

    "Hmm? I already know all of this, you know...." Kiara looks sourly down at herself, "Mortal, what is this?"

    You smirk as you stare at her, now clad in a white hippie dress, several pink flowers in her black hair.

    Kiara stands up, looking it over, spinning the dress left and right.

    "I guess I don't particularly hate it..." She stops mid sentence as the dress changes to a blue one piece swimsuit. She wings the float at your head, which misses.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)23:34 No.18471480
    Is that the lighting or is she stacked? lol

    I like the white flame effect, and the clothes. Seem to fit Sarna pretty well.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)23:38 No.18471533
    "Change it back..." She rages through gritted teeth, glaring.

    "My bad, didn't mean for that one to happen, slipped." You hold back your laughter.

    "You did it on purpose and you know it." She sits back down, once again in the hippie dress, looking quite agitated.

    "That's for attacking me with a shower." You smirk.

    "Also, next time we do that spirit journey shindig, lets go somewhere less depressing. You said you liked being in the north, right?"

    "More than anywhere else, I suppose." Kiara agrees, kicking her feet up onto the island as she leans back in the chair.

    "Any particular reason?"

    "The people, mostly. They had a respect for nature, for life. Though they were called barbarians, many were far more civil in manner than the Romans were. They also didn't seek to use me for their own ends, but they were more than grateful when I saw fit to bless them with a bit of my power."

    "Why not help them out all the time? Why only sometimes?"

    "So they could end up ungrateful to what they had? Lax and lazy in the knowedge that I would simply provide for them? Hardly something good for me to do, mortal."

    >question/talk? wake up?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:42 No.18471563
    We need to plan our next move. Maybe start a goat ranch.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:44 No.18471587
    Stop calling me mortal, if you're telling the truth I'm only going to die when I ask you to let me, it's plain inaccurate and also rude.

    Have her show us the rolling hills, empty fields and wide forests of the Celts. It seems like a pretty sight. She liked it and it's a nice view.
    >> CellFucked 03/26/12(Mon)23:45 No.18471595
    Reminds me of "Spice and Wolf" and her reason why she didn't have super crop yeilds every year.

    I'm voting to let the dream play out peacefully and remember the good times with mom... Hopefully some of the cheer rubs off on kiara
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:46 No.18471608
    The pose, clothes and lighting make that...
    Nah, she's just stacked. Didn't really pay attention to what I was doing, It's already 7am here and I've been drawing this night away.

    I still think I'm gonna change the colours. It looks more like homepage colour scheme than a groovy trip.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52 No.18471675
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    >Open sketchbook
    >Hit random colours into random places.
    Sleepy brain has excellent ideas sometimes.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)23:53 No.18471689
    "Seems like you thought it through pretty well at least."

    "I had a lot of time, much of it spent in thought." Kiara agrees.

    "Want to show me some of the north?"

    "Right now? I suppose." She shrugs, before standing up.

    You follow her through the garage door, a bit startled she knows the layout of the place. She opens the door leading outside, and you step through into a place that is decidedly NOT the backyard you remember.

    The area is quite forested, tall pines and the like. Remembering a bit of your old highschool leanings, you deduce its an old forest, not the regrown kinds so often found in North America.

    "You're right, this place was my own. It had never weathered the axes of man." Kiara says from her position beside you.

    The scenery is quite peaceful, calm. Even without moving you can spot all manner of creature, deer rooting through the nettles, birds chirping noisily above...

    "Its nice."

    "It was." Kiara agrees.

    "So what do we do when we wake up? I don't want to get ahead of myself, but it seems like we don't have much to go on."

    "Not as of now we don't. Hopefully that little brat, the madman, and the professor can scrape something together that we can go on. Otherwise we can always visit the library."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:55 No.18471705
    "what do you think was so different about the Romans and the northerners? Were the magical families the driving force behind all that, was Caesar? Or was it just the culture they lived in?"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:55 No.18471707
    I'm interested in visiting your Library just on principle of it. Swap her to a long forest green dress.

    Tell me about your time here, may as well get some happy memories out of you.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/26/12(Mon)23:56 No.18471712
    hah, it still came out really well


    I'm about ready to crash as well, been a long damn day. I like both versions but the change of color is good.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/27/12(Tue)00:04 No.18471830
    "I wouldn't mind seeing it, if it still exists." You shrug, "Anyways, what exactly did you do here? Commune with your woodland creatures and fight crime?"

    "Idiot." Kiara sighs, "For a long time I did little, just living within the forest here, within its flow of magic. The locals would respectfully leave me be much of the time, unless they thought something was so dire that it required my attention. I never let them worship me, but I'll admit I didn't dismiss the idea that I was a goddess. Made it easier for them to come to terms with the fact that I wasn't always going to help them with every little thing."

    "The Romans were different, I take it?"

    "Different doesn't even begin to describe it. The Romans wanted it all, to smite foes and raise fields, they sought to exploit my power in any conceivable way."

    "So why help them that much?"

    "As I said, I was naive and idealistic. I thought that perhaps they could bring the world to order with stability, but I didn't realize that meant subjugating everyone beneath their sword. As soon as I realized my folly, I stopped lending my powers."

    "Any idea why they were so different?"

    "Hmm? Mortals are mortals, I never concerned myself with why."

    Kiara squats down to offer an acorn to a squirrel that is sitting almost patiently at her feet.

    "I much preferred this life, here in the north." She says quietly as she watches the critter run off.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/27/12(Tue)00:05 No.18471836
    Any last questions/etc before I wrap up for the night? Got class early and a few study groups so its going to be a long, shitty day.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:07 No.18471849
    Nah I'm good.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:07 No.18471861
    Tell you what, once we get all of you back together and deal with the immediate threats to our lives let's see if we can pull a life like this off.

    About what percent power is Kiara at now that she has her soul back but is still lacking her body?

    Thanks for running this, I'm enjoying it. Hopefully we'll be able to wrangle a happy ending out of this.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08 No.18471871
    What if Lost was a Kender?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/27/12(Tue)00:14 No.18471925
    "Once this is all over, maybe we can both just have some quiet for a while." You tell her as she stands back up beside you.

    "You? Quiet? Surely you jest, mortal."

    You are just about to retort until you see the faint smile on her face, her eyes quite bright.

    "I can learn." You frown.

    "Can you? Perhaps, than, someday."

    Zombie & Witch will continue... Someday at some time! I'm not sure myself yet, but that's what the twitter is for and I'll post it as soon as I know. Probably Thursday or something, gotta get my schedule together.


    About 2/3 of her complete form, before you factor in the magic she'll require to get back to pre-rending.

    Glad you're enjoying it, I am.

    I'll stick around for a few minutes for anything else, after that I'm crashing hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:18 No.18471957
    Did you have anything specific you'd like to see drawn in certain way? Got a call that a few hundred is going to be laid off from work, and since I'm one of them, I'm just gonna stay at home, find a new job, play around and draw.

    Might as well ask for something bigger since I got now all the time in the world, if not the money.
    >> CellFucked 03/27/12(Tue)00:20 No.18471977
    Can't think of anything urgent. Best to leave this one to a peaceful nights rest.

    As always awesome quest... Eagerly awaiting the next one.

    Dude drawing all this funky stuff... You've made me redo my randomized dinc2 backgrounds all to your work. This stuff is amazing!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:22 No.18471995
    That.....really fucking sucks dude. My best wishes.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24 No.18472022
    In one megapic, or randomizing them?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:26 No.18472052
    Well, yeah, but I can either cry myself a river or stare a few moments at McFirefists naked body and get moving. Besides, I live in a country with social security so it's not like I'm gonna lose my apartment and everything dear to me because of this. Only thing that might actually be hard is to find a new job. Anyone hiring?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/27/12(Tue)00:26 No.18472053
    Shit man, that blows hard. I don't know how the job market is in Finland but I hope it's better then here.

    I like the idea of Last and Kiara sitting together in the Senate room.

    Maybe Diego and Last OPERATING?

    I'm sure other people ITT would have better ideas.

    Hope you find work soon. If Finland has any kind of armored truck business and it pays well, might be worth going for, its pretty easy work and pays decent even in the states. Though you seem to be a skilled welder so there is probably always some place that needs you.


    This is the current background on my Thunderbolt, because it is GOAT

    is the background of my Prime
    >> CellFucked 03/27/12(Tue)00:26 No.18472054
    I vote for a badass huge hidef version of the Cuda, preferably with kiara and sarna sprawled across the hood in 80's fashion maybe with last, Diego, and dad in the background checking assault rifles/pistols in a similar pose to Charlie's angels, but more badass and manly
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:28 No.18472067

    >McFirefists naked body

    Post it...

    Where are you at, friend?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/27/12(Tue)00:29 No.18472073
    This is far superior to my ideas
    >> CellFucked 03/27/12(Tue)00:33 No.18472115
    Just made the goat my iPad's background... After all the Lolz from goat quest and your hue nearly got me kicked out of my class for laughing.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/27/12(Tue)00:37 No.18472155
    Heh, I've been listening to funk/groove on my commutes because of this quest.

    Anyways, going to take off for the night so I'll see you fine gentlemen in the next thread. As always, stay classy.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:40 No.18472195
    I'll try. Nothing I draw is hidef so don't get your hopes up. I'll try to do some proper lineart with this, if I can.

    Wouldn't want to get this thread suddenly taken away because of painted immorality.
    I'll post it to deviant bucket.
    >Where am I?
    At the moment I'm in Finland, but I do own a passport and I'm willing to use it. I take any job and learn rather quickly.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:42 No.18472219
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    Maybe something like this? With Last being in the car and Kiara and Diego / Last's Dad being the people you can see out of the rear windshield?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:43 No.18472238
    night papa

    Your art is really good. whats the link to your deviant bucket?

    I'm in ohio and there are a lot of machinist/welding type jobs pretty much everywhere here. but its ohio so it also sucks because ohio
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:47 No.18472271
    I was sorta thinking of an areal view at an angle. With Diego/Dad behind, Lost in the car, and Kiara on the car.
    Have it angled such that the right is viewer side.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:52 No.18472321
    shame you weren't around for HLQ, so many good things left undrawn...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:53 No.18472324

    Sounds pretty good to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:54 No.18472333
    Google for yorumu and deviantart, should come up.
    I haven't uploaded that pic yet. Probably I'll just put it into drafts, or junk, or whatever the separate "not ready work" folder is called.
    >Ohio sucks
    Don't know much about US states, so I don't really care about the different levels of class between places.
    > Off to browse open jobs in Ohio and security work in Europe.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:54 No.18472335
    I am more than content with my mental images of the fishrape thank you very much
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:55 No.18472348
    US Immigration is a serious headache, so I'd try my best for something pretty much anywhere in the EU before getting too serious about looking stateside if I were you.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:56 No.18472355
    I actually was.
    I'd like to think that I was the first to write "WE ARE FISHERMAN!" but my memory is hazy of that night.

    Didn't have a tablet at that time, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:58 No.18472374

    Ohio is just super bland, nothing really here. Moving to a different state after college, some place warm instead of just... Ohio-ey


    Even aside from the huehuehuebrfishrape, there was a lot of potential. Big E and Max surfing the warp, for instance.

    Papa, if you read this archive tomorrow i just want to let you know that i miss HLQ so much. so very much.


    Oh, so you were there? Cool. I arrived mid thread-2 after reading the archive for thread 1. Yanderecron is mai waifu
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:25 No.18472648
    Bah, don't have energy to figure out how the folders worked in Deviantart. Here's a link to the unfinished pic: http://sta.sh/063mnrxpqf0
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:26 No.18472657
    Oh my.
    >> grunge !!4NVJ6WtCB9H 03/27/12(Tue)01:29 No.18472675
    Lol ohio doesn't suck, at least not as bad as it did before dubstep and the cumulus kids showed up.

    Tell ya what, go see RoeVy at the end of the month in cbus, ill show you a good time bruh. Ill be the guy with the shaved head in a suit :)
    >> grunge !!4NVJ6WtCB9H 03/27/12(Tue)01:46 No.18472864
    Also, upvotes for pics of Kiki and Last leaning on the cuda, I think sillouetes(spelling?) on a sunset backdrop would be neat.

    Already using the ~Mortal<3 background on my phone :D

    I quite enjoy these dream sequences. Both last and kiara ca nlook how they wanna look and be who they wanna be.
    (Zombie and Witch VII.5: Adventue Time! With.. Kiara the Witch & Last the Zom-bie?)

    So, Last used to blow coke between blowing off peoples heads? And he's on a diet of a carton of marlboros a day?

    Someone has an addictive personality.

    Id hate to see what happened if some of those old demons resurfaced, be it addictions, wanton murder, or perhaps something worse..

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