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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Make a Wish Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)22:17 No.18445953  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "hey, watch this." you tell Nanoha
    The first few mortars go up it hollow booms.
    And they explode in brilliant colors above the Bureau.
    These are quickly joined by countless amazing other fireworks and quite a few missiles launched from a weapons pod that popped up from inside on of the bushes besides the dorm.

    "OOOOOOH!" everyone says around you.
    You feel Nanoha's arms tighten around your neck from where she's perched on your back.

    Countless explosions of light fill the sky above you.
    Some of the larger ones enough to send shockwaves that almost send some of the guests sprawling.

    As the finale of a set of huge explosions die down, you command your familiars to lead everyone back into your room.
    You hand Sakura and Luchinni off to Lo. and sneak out quietly behind the dorm with Nanoha.

    "Where are we going?" she asks you.
    You take out a saucer.
    "Just come with me."
    You fly yourselves up to the roof.

    >goshujin back with a new thread
    >Katawa Yandere has moved here
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:18 No.18445961
    Also Monster Girls Quest is on as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:21 No.18445996
    rolled 18 = 18


    Just need PF to come by for Goshujin-sama's new quest and happily start an impromptu SWQ session.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)22:23 No.18446016
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    You land on the empty roof.
    The sky now once again quiet, and filled with stars.
    "What're we going to do on the roof?" Nanoha asks you.
    You say nothing and take Kraus out.

    [ ]candles and table for two
    [ ]picnic style
    [ ]OTHER
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:24 No.18446032
    Candles and dinner for two.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/24/12(Sat)22:24 No.18446033

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:24 No.18446036
    Hibachi grill with a hot oil pot. Yum yum yum.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:24 No.18446037
    Candles and table
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:24 No.18446042
    Whatever it is we're doing, it has to appear with an explosion.
    So make the place soundproof before that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:25 No.18446046
    rolled 86 = 86


    No need for the formal stuff.

    [x] picnic.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:25 No.18446054
    >with an explosion
    Or just with a flash and a bang.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:26 No.18446059
    Candles and table for two, treat her like an adult, also best atmosphere for important gift giving.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)22:27 No.18446068
    [x]Candles, table, a little light music
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:29 No.18446084
    picnic up in this bitch!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:30 No.18446090
    Hey, Udz, I'm just mentioning this because you've mentioned you follow it, but Metahuman Renaissance Quest is up tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:31 No.18446104
    Candlesand table with fireworks going off?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)22:32 No.18446125
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    >candles table

    You have Kraus materialize a small table for two.
    A cmall candle holder on it acting as a centerpiece.
    There are also a couple of larger candleholders around it to give the setting more ambient light.

    "I wanted to have some time with just the two of us." You tell her as you lead her to the table.
    She smiles up at you, the dress exploding every step of the way.

    The two of you sit down and Kraus materializes some food.
    Across the table, her eyes glowing in the candle light, Nanoha looks at you.
    "Yes?" you ask her.
    "N-nothing." she blushes

    [ ]how was your day?
    [ ]how do you like the party?
    [ ]did you like Lo?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:32 No.18446130
    >"What're we going to do on the roof?" Nanoha asks you.
    POMF =3
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:33 No.18446135
    We should dance with her, mainly because I want to see how the explosion dress goes with a dance
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:33 No.18446139
    Table for two with ROMAN candles.
    And then regular candles when they're done.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:33 No.18446142
    How did you like the party?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:34 No.18446149
    How was the party

    She seemed to love the karaoke so we should take her singing again some time
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:35 No.18446167
    [x]How was the party?

    And do you want a kararoke machine around all the time?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:35 No.18446170
    And then we put our tongue in her butt.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:36 No.18446172
    [x]how do you like the party?
    We must conform to her standards, else we fail as butlers.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:37 No.18446183
    Fuck that got me again.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:38 No.18446198
    I've been waiting for weeks now to use it again.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:39 No.18446209
    God bless you, and your patience.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:39 No.18446211

    Nanoha: Our tongue goes in her butt.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)22:41 No.18446225
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    "So how are you enjoying your party?" you ask her
    "It's wonderful! I like karaoke, everyone gets to have fun. And the fireworks! THE FIREWORKS!" her eyes gleam.
    "I'm glad you like it. We did it all for you." you tell her.

    "Where did you get the panda Hina was with?"
    She asks you
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:41 No.18446230
    [x]how do you like the party?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:42 No.18446242
    >"Where did you get the panda Hina was with?"
    "Picked him up at practice today, like I picked up Ted during our match."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:42 No.18446247
    "We had a training exercise today and I befriended another construct."

    Be completely clueless about what 'befriending' means in the context of Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:42 No.18446248
    "Ahaha...I sort of did it again. I met him during a combat exercise we were having today in class, and ended up befriending him with some bamboo scones."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:43 No.18446252
    We had another training exercise today and I sort of befriended him like I did Ted.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:43 No.18446259
    rolled 55 = 55


    "Somehow aquired him during the practice match today. Do you like him?"

    Are we gonna give the locket here?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:43 No.18446260
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:44 No.18446269
    Yeah, near the end of dinner.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:44 No.18446272
    After dinner, probably.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/24/12(Sat)22:44 No.18446273

    "another construct we dapperised, really they should stop throwing these things at us before we have an army of beautiful ladies AND an elegant war menagerie of civilised animals"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:51 No.18446335
    >"KHARN!" the towering figure in gold walks in with Max and a guy with a flaming head. "Why the fuck are you singing Celine Dion again?" #msq

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:52 No.18446340
    rolled 72 = 72



    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:52 No.18446347
    I don't think we have any COOOOOCAAAAIIINNNE for Doomrider.

    Does that make us a bad host?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:54 No.18446355
    rolled 54 = 54


    No, it makes us a non-suicidal host.

    Imagine if Sakura gets a faceful of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:54 No.18446357
    >"Doomrider, punch in our usual" Max tells the flaming one. He takes the controls entering a new song, "BACK STREET'S BACK ALRIGHT!~" #msq

    OH GOD


    And other stories
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/24/12(Sat)22:54 No.18446358
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    it should
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:54 No.18446368
    Always late to the party, except the warp ones since time is less stable there.

    Now we need Max, Doomrider, Kharn and Emps singing boy band songs
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/24/12(Sat)22:55 No.18446375

    I accidentally the whole universe?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:55 No.18446380
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)22:56 No.18446382
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    "I befriended him during an impromptu combat excercise Mike gave us." you tell her.
    "He likes bamboo scones, and doesnt want any 'trabble', his name is Lo. Do you like him?"
    "Yeah! He's cuddly." she answers with a smile.
    "Maybe he'll let you ride him around in his larger form." You tell her.

    Dinner continued with more light conversation.
    Soon enough it was time for dessert.

    [ ]CAKE HER
    [ ]CAKE HER
    [ ]stick your tongue in her butt
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:56 No.18446389
    Would cocaine ever affect her though?
    I thought magical girl sparklies they subsisted on basically were cocaine already that's why sugar and caffeine work so well
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:56 No.18446390
    >[✓]stick your tongue in her butt
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:57 No.18446399
    [x]CAKE HER (the second one)
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:57 No.18446401
    rolled 78 = 78

    >[X]stick your tongue in her butt
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/24/12(Sat)22:57 No.18446403
    >[x] stick your tongue in her butt
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:57 No.18446404
    Cake her.
    While we stick our tongue in her butt
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:58 No.18446410
    Cake her, feed cake to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:58 No.18446415
    rolled 19 = 19


    Didn't we accidentally feed her too much sugar or caffine one picnic?

    I think she went on abit of a rampage then.


    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:58 No.18446424
    rolled 63 = 63

    >[x]stick your tongue in her butt
    But it will be a good reload.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:58 No.18446425
    [x] TONGUE
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:58 No.18446426
    [x]stick your tongue in her butt

    Why would you put this as an option, now I need to pick it, on virtue of seeing what will happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:59 No.18446434
    Nah she had too much sugar in Nanoha's room and ran around the walls and roof and she got into Gummy BEARS during the picnic along with Luchinni
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:59 No.18446436
    No, she was hanging out with Madoka and Nanoha, got too much cake, and started running around the ceiling.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)22:59 No.18446439
    [x]stick your tongue in her butt

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:00 No.18446443
    LG, I'm the tongue-butt guy. I was just trying to tell a joke to make some people in the thread laugh.

    But this is too awesome to let lie.

    Let's do something so dumb we have to reload.

    It's time to put our tongue in her butt.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:00 No.18446445
    Death by any other action just won't feel the same after this.

    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/24/12(Sat)23:01 No.18446451
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:01 No.18446454
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:02 No.18446460
    /tg/: even the white knights want to put our tongue in the loli's butt. Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:02 No.18446467
    >HUEHUEHUE route
    >Out of the infinite loops, this is where you will make your move.
    >You will make sure of a happy ending this time.

    Oh my god... is this how the reload's work? Do we grow move powerful with each death? Is our brother the cause?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:03 No.18446474
    Nice to see we all agree the stupidest course of action is the best one

    Gonna get some HUEHUEHUE reload but it will be worth it
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/24/12(Sat)23:03 No.18446476


    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:03 No.18446479
    >stupid sexy timezones. GMT as jiggly as pudding.
    +10 REPRESENT. +1 more for Glorious Daylight Savings Master Race.
    2PM on a Sunday is Quest Primetime. Life is good.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:03 No.18446481
    I think a Terry Pratchett quote is appropriate here.
    >If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH", the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:04 No.18446488
    That makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:04 No.18446495
    Tongue in butt! We need a good reload.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:05 No.18446507
    Someone needs to screencap this tongue in butt stuff. Or make an advice Hayate. Or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:05 No.18446508
    rolled 46 = 46


    Big Red Button Syndrome
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:05 No.18446513
    [x]CAKE HER
    We've been saving that cake all this time, and we had to bribe Shirou with a lot of chocolate to keep it safe.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:06 No.18446517
    Just watch this be the trigger for full on loli sexings and no time skip.

    Just to troll the people who had the shitstorms over it and us for expecting it to be a reload
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:08 No.18446525
    It would be the perfect trolling. I would be briefly angry enough to turn my floor into lava. Then I would laugh. Then it would be time to deal with the fallout.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:09 No.18446556
    In a weird way, I like your thinking.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)23:10 No.18446565
    What... What is going on here?

    Can... Can I still vote for cake, and not death?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:11 No.18446570

    And then Nanoha was a preggers.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:11 No.18446571
    A bit too late I think Udz, I mean you can vote but I doubt it is going to help
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)23:11 No.18446572
    Some how, I'm okay with this. I don't even know how.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)23:12 No.18446579
    Probably. Yet I must try.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:12 No.18446587
    i think lg is to busy shaking his head to give us the death we earned
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:13 No.18446607
    2) ???
    3) PREGGERS!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:14 No.18446612
    Probably because it would be an end to the whole argument.

    And it would be LG trolling supreme
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:14 No.18446615

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:14 No.18446616
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    This is vaguely what im thinking, save the ghost part.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/24/12(Sat)23:14 No.18446619

    Huh...... guess you do learn something new every day.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)23:14 No.18446620
    Tonguebutt is simply where it starts. And it ends in shame.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:14 No.18446623
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:16 No.18446643
    LG is too busy laughing himself to death to post

    He thought it would be ignored but then he forgot who he was dealing with
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)23:17 No.18446658
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    'Ah what the hell,I won't live forever.' you think to yourself.
    You kill the candles and whip out your new sleeping bag.
    You lead her to it.
    Her dress falls around her feet with a small *BOOMF*
    "W-wait Hayate, I-I don't think I-I'm ready for t-this"
    "Don't worry." you tell her as you take lead.
    In the confines of the bag, you manage to swivel yourself around towards her feet.
    "W-wait! That's my b-bu- kyaa!~"

    The Kar98k barks in the night.
    If there's 3 things the Germans build well it's roads, aircraft and firearms.
    Across the quad, on the roof of the library, Ursula wipes her glasses.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:18 No.18446668
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    rolled 23 = 23


    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/24/12(Sat)23:19 No.18446673
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    ....Ursula is sleeping on the couch tonight
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:19 No.18446674
    So good.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:19 No.18446678
    I lol'd.

    Okay, now that we got that out of our system.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:19 No.18446681
    Oh lord we've been worrying about Erica the whole time while Ursula watches us from the shadows.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)23:20 No.18446684
    Not if it never happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:20 No.18446688
    [x] Don't reload. It was a good end. We went out doing what we loved and that's all we could really ask for after a life like ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:20 No.18446690
    This. . .This is why we are a timelord(eventually).
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:20 No.18446691
    Beware the quiet ones

    Okay now we got that out of our system IT CAN BE CAEK TIME!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:21 No.18446696
    rolled 2 = 2



    Tonight Ursula gets the tongue up the butt.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:21 No.18446697
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    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)23:21 No.18446703
    Well, fuck.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:22 No.18446707
    >We went out doing what we loved

    Giving a loli a rimjob?
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/24/12(Sat)23:22 No.18446709

    time to roll up a new character! I vote card shark 15 year old with gambling issues and an inferiority complex
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:22 No.18446713
    You. I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:22 No.18446715
    Everyone is getting tongue up the butt tonight!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:23 No.18446722
    >Tonight Ursula gets the tongue up the butt.
    This. Like, for real, no joke. First the tongue, then we actually seriously fuck her in the ass. Some girls absolutely love anal sex. It's usually the quiet ones. This will be grand.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:23 No.18446725
    I for one am proud of myself.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)23:24 No.18446740
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    Kraus flies in the cake you made for dessert.
    The wings giving it the illusion of it flying on it's own.
    "Happy birthday Nanoha," you tell her as the cake lands in front of her, a single candle on it burning. "Make a wish."

    "I wish this would go on forever." she says as she blows it out.
    "I'll make sure it does." you tell her.


    And you'll be sleeping under the dirt
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:24 No.18446743

    Best part? No need to fuck around with condoms, or worrying about pregnancy, if it's in the butt.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:25 No.18446749
    >points to Erica
    And YOU get my tongue in your butt!
    >points to Ursula
    And YOU get my tongue in your butt!
    >points to Hina
    And YOU!
    >points to Keima
    And YOU!

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:26 No.18446757
    "Now I don't know if it will top the dress, but I had this made especially for you, my love." something like that?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:26 No.18446758

    And then Yuki divides by zero.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:26 No.18446759
    I figured for your birthday I needed to get you something special, to show you I will always be close to you.

    Hand her the locket and explain the workings of it
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:27 No.18446772
    And if she really, REALLY likes it (she will) then we can consistently fuck her bareback. Girls that love anal are Gods greatest gift to man.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:27 No.18446774

    For fucks sake. Unless you plan on that shit, and actually clean out, then use a damn condom. Especially if you're going to fuck anyone anywhere ELSE tonight. And always fucking use lube.

    Also, communication is pretty damn important, so make sure you TALK about how things are going as you slide on in, at least the first time. You don't want them clenching down and hurting themselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:27 No.18446775
    god damn it.... i read this in oprah winfrey's voice
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:28 No.18446779
    Hmm... I think a combination?

    "Now I don't know if it will top the dress, but I figured for your birthday I needed to get you something special, to show you I will always be right there beside you."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:29 No.18446782
    "I know you're going away on field training eventually, so I made this so that i'm still with you then, in a manner of speaking."

    "Also, I love you."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:29 No.18446783
    "So that no matter how far away we might be, whatever dimensions we might be in, you'll always have me by your side."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:29 No.18446791
    Sounds good +1
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:30 No.18446799
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:30 No.18446801
    MSQ: Romantic gift-giving and buttsex.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)23:30 No.18446805
    You don't want them crying and sobbing allover the nice new sheets.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:30 No.18446806
    She talked me into it the first time because she was crazy horny and we were out of rubbers.

    Things that suck: Urinary tract infections

    It was like I was pissing fire for a week.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:31 No.18446817
    BAD IDEA. Dont remind her she's going away. that will ruin her evening
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:32 No.18446828
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    rolled 78 = 78


    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:32 No.18446832
    neg-yate strikes again.

    Add I love you then its awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:34 No.18446847

    And now for some reason I'm picturing fucking a squirming mongoose. I mean, the things are basically the size of a fleshlight anyways.

    So yeah, thanks for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:34 No.18446848
    Wait, was that a Negayate moment or an actual LG moment?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:34 No.18446852
    That's Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:34 No.18446857
    rolled 73 = 73


    Sounds more Negayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:34 No.18446859
    >Kraus and Elsie
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:35 No.18446864

    Nah, that's a Kraus moment. You wondered why he didn't manage to nail the twins yet? Wonder no more.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:35 No.18446871
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    Thats... thats fits them surprisingly and disturbingly.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:35 No.18446872

    Huh. Kraus buttsecks hivemind.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:35 No.18446876
    Oh god.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)23:36 No.18446878
    I derped for a moment and thought that was WAHAHA.

    Fuck, so many quests
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:36 No.18446882
    Sounds like an actual LG moment to me
    Negayate is still classy just manipulative and evil
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:38 No.18446906
    1.) USE AN ENEMA!
    An enema is like a douche for your ass. You flood some tepid water in, and it flushes everything out. It's best to take a shower immediately after this, as TP has a tendency to have pieces stick to a wet butthole, and that's kinda gross. It's also recommended, though not strictly necessary, to remove the hair from around the poop chute as well.

    It is impossible to have too much lube, especially if it's your first time. When selecting a lubricant, don't improvise. Spit isn't a good idea until you're experienced in taking big ol' cocks in the back.
    This is good advice for you too guys, you could tear that little piece of skin running down the far side of your dick head if it's too dry.

    Start with fingers, one at a time. Just slowly work them in and out until it becomes comfortable to insert another. After you've got two or three in there, you should be good to go with your dick. Apply some more lube just to be safe, and J-J-JAM IT IN!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:40 No.18446933
    This guy has it... Pretty much exactly correct. This is a really good guide for how to fuck Ursula in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:40 No.18446940
    rolled 48 = 48


    >/tg/, How to buttsex
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:40 No.18446942

    Eeeexcellent. That's one thing that always pisses me off about hentai. They just up and buttsex out of nowhere, with no lube except MAYBE some vaginal fluids. That's how you fucking tear things.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:41 No.18446949
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:42 No.18446956
    >that little piece of skin running down the far side of your dick head

    The Medical term for that thing is "Frenulum", for the record. And a torn Frenulum hurts like fuck-buggery.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:42 No.18446963
    I don't care who you meant. We're plowing Ursula in the ass tonight for how we died in a parallel timeline.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:43 No.18446974

    >Bunch of things I learned the hard way

    I was hopeless without you /tg/
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)23:43 No.18446975
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:43 No.18446977
    as some one who took it up the ass this is very true
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:45 No.18446999
    /tg/: Come for the swag-a-riffic quest with more crossovers than you can count; stay for the instructions on how to do anal sex correctly.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)23:46 No.18447017
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    "Now I don't know if it will top the dress, but I figured for your birthday I needed to get you something special, to show you I will always be right there beside you." You hand her the box with the locket in it.

    She opens it and stares at it in the candlelight.
    "It's beautiful." she tells you.
    "Oh thats just the start." you tell her as you explain the functions.
    After a while, and with the recorded song playing from the locket, she walks up to you across the table.
    "Thank you. I love it." she tells you as she kisses you.
    You hold her in your lap for a few more moments.
    Her hair and dress glowing in the yellow light.
    She mumbles something, something you didn't quite catch.
    "What was that?" you ask again.
    She blushes and tries to hide her face in your chest.
    "..I want you to be my first."

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:46 No.18447021
    >/tg/: Come for the swag-a-riffic quest with more crossovers than you can count; stay for the instructions on how to do anal sex correctly.
    /tg/: Swag & Advice
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:46 No.18447023
    There is a proper procedure and protocol to follow it, and that is what we are going to do!
    Also, she's German, she'll appreciate the orderliness of a properly planned and executed anal sexing.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:46 No.18447026
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    >wait for msq, give up and go to dinner. come back
    >romantic evening
    > tongue in loli's butt, how to buttsex
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:47 No.18447038
    rolled 40 = 40

    Incoming fire!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:48 No.18447045
    rolled 30 = 30

    "I will be, when you're older. I promise. Your thirteenth birthday is a bad time to lose your virginity, though. Trust me, I should know."

    Sad eyes.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:48 No.18447047
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    rolled 84 = 84

    Aw fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:48 No.18447049
    rolled 24 = 24

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:48 No.18447050
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    rolled 73 = 73

    AUUUGH. Only one way to deal with this. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:48 No.18447052
    rolled 30 = 30

    "If you're sure you're ready."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:48 No.18447055
    rolled 97 = 97

    J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!

    You know what? I'll just straight-up ask.
    Anything you'd specifically suggest for an uncircumcised male wishing to stick it in her pooper?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:48 No.18447058
    rolled 42 = 42


    "Silly girl, of course I will be.

    Though it's abit early for that still, no?"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:48 No.18447062
    rolled 52 = 52

    Here bro I got you this roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:48 No.18447066
    rolled 75 = 75

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:49 No.18447067
    rolled 82 = 82

    Wow, that's... Dangerously Hayate... I'm going to go be sad somewhere now.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)23:49 No.18447073
    rolled 73 = 73

    Too early, I think

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:49 No.18447080
    Lubricate properly, then add a little more just to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:49 No.18447081
    rolled 20 = 20

    Anything you want, but are you sure you're ready?
    There's no rush, no pressure I'll love you forever no matter what you choose to do with me.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:50 No.18447086
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:50 No.18447087
    >rolled 97 = 97
    >J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!
    Well, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:50 No.18447089
    rolled 83 = 83

    That just might be enough to work.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:50 No.18447094
    rolled 26 = 26

    This. Always make sure that you have too much lube your first time, then slowly work your way down each time until you have the exact right amount.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:51 No.18447101
    rolled 85 = 85

    Aw, man... This.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:51 No.18447103
    >J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!
    Hasn't the advice proven by now that you can't just jam it in, you need to lube up properly first.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:51 No.18447110






    like it or not it's happening.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:51 No.18447112
    Wasn't there an implication of Greek rape during the Trude assult?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:51 No.18447113
    rolled 58 = 58


    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:52 No.18447121
    rolled 15 = 15

    If you are sure then I am happy to, I didn't want to force you into anything is all
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:52 No.18447122
    Clean your junk beforehand for her benefit and afterwards for yours.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:52 No.18447123
    rolled 85 = 85

    Yeah. That's one of the reasons it's so sad and so Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:53 No.18447128
    97 can only be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:53 No.18447129
    >Anything you'd specifically suggest for an uncircumcised male

    The same thing I suggest for every uncircumcised male regardless of position: Unless she specifically tells you she LOVES dick cheese, WASH YOUR SHIT - before AND after.

    Other than that, there really isn't much of a difference.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:53 No.18447138
    Well men prepare for boarding action
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:54 No.18447144
    Thar be booty to plunder?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:55 No.18447158
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    >Wtf is dick cheese

    >Enter google
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:55 No.18447159
    I'm now wondering if this:
    >"Erica, please put the knife down." you eye the vicious thing. "i'm sure we could talk this all out." "NOPE. Castration time." she says #msq
    Is coming tomorrow morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:56 No.18447170
    >Greek rape
    Yes, that one night in Shibuya, where we learned "Stop fighting it, it will be over soon".
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:56 No.18447175
    Welcome to the wonderful world of "people sadly aren't talking out their asses when equating circumcision with hygienic."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:57 No.18447180
    rolled 46 = 46


    I still think that might be more of when they find out about perrine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)23:58 No.18447187
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    "Are you sure?"
    You kill the candles and whip out your new sleeping bag.
    You lead her to it.
    Her dress falls around her feet with a small *BOOMF*
    She quietly gets in and you follow.
    "Let me take lead." you tell her.
    As your hands wander on her body she says
    "W-wait! That's my b-bu- kyaa!~"
    She pushes you away.
    "Wan't me to stop? You're really not ready for this huh?"
    She nods. You hold her tight.
    "Don't worry. When the time is right, you will know." you tell her.
    "Thank you." she says as she just lets you hold her.

    A few moments later and she's once again dressed. and the two of you are sitting on the edge of the roof just holding hands.

    You consider what to do.
    [ ]check back in on the party
    [ ]stay here
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:58 No.18447188
    Actually that is only if your hygiene is fucking terrible, it generally takes about 2 weeks for it to build up uncircumcised from personal experience

    Otherwise there isn't any real difference between cut or not
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:58 No.18447190
    If so, at least now we know to watch our back for Ursula while Erica is trying to distract us
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)23:58 No.18447196
    It is totes Perrine related. An understanding had already been reached regarding Nanoha. Hopefully including this potential situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)23:59 No.18447205
    [x]stay here
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:00 No.18447208
    Dodged that bullet.

    Head back to the party. We have to run damage control for Doomrider.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:00 No.18447210
    Stay here, enjoy the moment

    Nice dodging the situation too LG, I guess if we rolled badly it was plow on through?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:00 No.18447211
    Pull her into our lap and hold her head against our chest. She'll listen to our heart beating. She'll love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:00 No.18447213
    [X]Stay Here until Nanoha's ready to go back to the party.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)00:01 No.18447217
    >still goes for the butt
    Goddamnit. Unless she was confused. I hope she was just confused. Or one of us was.

    I like it. Until she's ready to go back the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:01 No.18447223
    [x]stay here
    Return to the party when Nanoha is ready.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:01 No.18447224
    aren't we both naked though?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:02 No.18447226
    This, bitches love listening to heartbeats. Crazy bitches enjoy watching them thought...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)00:02 No.18447230
    Well, she got dressed again, and presumably we did too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:02 No.18447233
    Mmm, that's for the best.

    Let's just sit up here and enjoy the night for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:02 No.18447235
    >Goddamnit. Unless she was confused. I hope she was just confused. Or one of us was.
    What, you never try to slip a finger while attending the main event?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:03 No.18447239
    Probably was just Hayate's hands at that point.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:03 No.18447248
    That's adorable and the perfect thing to do after a virginity-failure. She's feeling embarrassed and inadequate right now. What she needs is arms and warmth.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:04 No.18447252
    shit i need to brush up on my reading comprehension skills.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)00:04 No.18447256
    Please excuse me while I
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:04 No.18447258
    Hayate's going to make a great wife and a great stay at home dad.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:05 No.18447269
    >a virginity-failure
    Wouldn't this be a Virginity-failure-failure?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:06 No.18447275
    >Ursula puts away the rifle she was holdin. "Tirpitz to Bismarck, Swagtanic has disengaged." she reports. "Good, stand down." Erica says

    Dodgin bullets all day
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:06 No.18447276
    I like it. Do this, and stay with Nanoha until she's ready to go back to the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:06 No.18447279
    >Ursula puts away the rifle she was holdin. "Tirpitz to Bismarck, Swagtanic has disengaged." she reports. "Good, stand down." Erica says #msq

    LG, they better ACTUALLY call us the Swagtanic now.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:06 No.18447281
    >Ursula puts away the rifle she was holdin. "Tirpitz to Bismarck, Swagtanic has disengaged." she reports. "Good, stand down." Erica says #msq

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:06 No.18447282
    Fair enough. Pro tip for someday, though: while fucking, start grabbing/squeezing the ass, eventually transitioning into teasing the asshole, then slipping in just a finger tip. It's only slightly invasive and it drives most girls fucking nuts - in a good way. If they tell you not to, don't ignore them, though. That's why you move slow with the finger.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:08 No.18447302
    rolled 18 = 18


    I'll attest to this.

    Even just stroking the butthole area drives them insane.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:09 No.18447310
    I'm kind of saddened that our behavior is such that they felt that they needed to watch us like that.
    We need to reign ourselves in more.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:10 No.18447314
    This is extremely true. It works best in Cowgirl, though. Keep that in mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:11 No.18447331

    Hopefully watching what a standup guy we are will assuage any concerns they have.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:13 No.18447356
    I think it was because it was Nanoha, as opposed to anyone else in the Harem.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:14 No.18447360
    That's not even the point, they talked it out with her and said nothing yet but they would let her decide when the time was right and now they are going back on that.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:15 No.18447373
    It was more Nanoha's age. The twins are at least 16; older if the alien war has ended. They didn't want us creeping on the 13 year old.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:15 No.18447376
    I think they were more concerned that she might NOT want it and we can't take a hint.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)00:16 No.18447389
    Due to alternate universe time shenanigans, the Alium War is over, and they're still 16.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:18 No.18447393
    See that's worrying, they think we would do that?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:18 No.18447397
    Are dense?
    They won't try to cockblock Hina, in fact, Erica will probably try to sandwich Hina between herself and Hayate next night.
    It's only because it's Nanoha, that we're supposed to be going slow with.

    No they're not. They're there to make sure we don't break the rules that were set down.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:19 No.18447403
    Or even that our charisma would make her do something she honestly wasn't comfortable with before we stopped it.
    We were a gentleman about it, and things are fine. They are discreet enough about whatever care they're taking for her that we haven't actually seen it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:19 No.18447404
    rolled 18 = 18


    >Points back to /tg/s previous huehuehue choice
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:22 No.18447434
    Yeah except we all knew it was the HUEHUEHUE choice which is why we went for it.

    Seriously none of us are going to push for it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:22 No.18447436
    That is a very good point.

    Hopefully it won't come out
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:23 No.18447439
    Had LG not put that choice there, we never would have done it. Big Red Button and all.

    We did it for the HUEHUEHUE, not because it was what we actually wanted Hayate to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:24 No.18447451
    I like the idea the girls are referring to us as the Swagtanic
    It leads to so many good jokes
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:24 No.18447455
    And slapping Mio's ass and then going out to find her to put her back on our shoulder?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:26 No.18447482
    Goddamn johnny cash and whiskey, why did i not see the perfect match before.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:28 No.18447497
    That was a compulsion someone couldn't possibly ignore!
    Can you really say that if you had an attractive, well toned Japanese with on your shoulder that you would not slap her ass several times?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:29 No.18447516

    She should of realized that since she trolls so much and knows we don't mind doing it as well
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:31 No.18447548

    Oh, I'm sure she knew, but that didn't stop her from being a little jealous. Especially as Mio probably does want us to be her wife, at least a little.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:34 No.18447580
    Jealousy is ok.
    Murder not as much
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:34 No.18447581
    Except Mio's expressed interest in us each time we were with Erica, and flat out said she wants a piece of what they have with Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:34 No.18447583
    >...well toned Japanese with on your shoulder...
    >...well toned Japanese with an eye-patch and wearing no pants on your shoulder that...
    Damn I failed to execute that sentence properly. I blame my lack of processing power on this addictive quest.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)00:36 No.18447597
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    You wit there just holding her in silence.
    "H-hey.. I'm going away soon for field training."
    She tells you.
    "I know." you answer.
    "How can you be so calm?" she asks

    >Not cannon until it's loaded and fired. Until then its just a hollow metal tube.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:36 No.18447599
    And it still shows a lack of trust in us.
    They know we get along well with her on a non sexual level already, she mainly wanted a piece of what they have for cooked breakfast and bento lunches.

    Either way they even if it is us just being nice and sagging more girls it is a worrying display of how little trust they have for us
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:36 No.18447601
    I'm still trying to figure out how we moved our arm to reach.

    Unless Hayate's really flexible, it probably hurt him more than it did Mio.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:37 No.18447611
    I can't do anything to stop or change that you have to go away, so I want to make the time until then as great as possible and then when you do go on field training deal with it then
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:40 No.18447640
    "Simple, I know you'll come back to me. And I will be here when you do."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:40 No.18447646
    Generally when you place someone on your shoulder their butt is next to your head and they're facing behind you.

    Because I know that no matter what happens we'll be together again, and that I love you.

    I'll miss you while you're away, but knowing that you'll be back that I have someone who wants to come back to me makes me happier than you can possibly imagine.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:41 No.18447652
    "Because there isn't anything I can do change that. I want to make sure that until you go, that you have nothing to worry about from me. I want to make these next few weeks a time that you can enjoy, that you can look back on.
    "And when you come back, I'll be here, waiting for you."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:41 No.18447660
    rolled 53 = 53

    "I'm not. I'm worried about what might happen to you out there. I'm worried sick."
    "But I know there's nothing I can do but to wait for you to come back to me safe and sound"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:41 No.18447662

    "We cannot change what is, only accept it as it comes. And I'm sure I'll see you again. But I have a gift for you to remind you I'm thinking of you."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:42 No.18447665
    We had her reverse though, she was facing forwards over our shoulder, that's how she was talking to us and grabbed the food
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:42 No.18447669
    Vanilla-yate lacks upper body strength department (when he isn't pissed), but his agility and reflexes are top notch.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:43 No.18447678
    We reoriented as necessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:43 No.18447680
    Because I've given you something to remember me by. Because we're together now, and if we're separate later then it's only temporary until we're reunited.
    And because I love you.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:43 No.18447683
    "Because getting upset wouldn't solve anything, it would just make everyone unhappy. I'm enjoying time with you day by day and making sure you know that we'll still be here waiting for you when you come back. I love you."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:44 No.18447689
    >lacks upper body strength
    >Moved over a ton of soil from the mansion to an apartment building in just an hour
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)00:44 No.18447695
    "I was as good as alone along time, y'know? I'll miss you, certainly, because I love you, but I also know I'll be here to see you when you get back. In the long run, that's not too bad." We give her a quick kiss, and add with a chuckle, "Besides, Erica, Ursula, and Hina will probably keep me too busy to have much time to miss you."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:45 No.18447710
    >"Besides, Erica, Ursula, and Hina will probably keep me too busy to have much time to miss you."

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:46 No.18447711
    >"Besides, Erica, Ursula, and Hina will probably keep me too busy to have much time to miss you."
    No. This seems like a very bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:46 No.18447716
    Because I don't want you to worry, I know I will miss you so in the time we have together I want nothing to distract us from having as good a time as possible so that when you go we have nothing but good memories to look back on
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:47 No.18447722
    what episode was that?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:47 No.18447724
    >"Besides, Erica, Ursula, and Hina will probably keep me too busy to have much time to miss you."
    BAD. You do not know how to talk to women.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:48 No.18447732
    >"Besides, Erica, Ursula, and Hina will probably keep me too busy to have much time to miss you."
    Just leave this part out. That would get a bad reaction from Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:48 No.18447738
    >asking about the anime which is shit tier in comparison to the manga
    (seriously the anime is good, the manga is so much better)
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:48 No.18447743
    these two
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:49 No.18447750
    Maybe reverse this, and say she'll be too busy with training to miss us?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)00:49 No.18447754
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    "I was as good as alone along time, y'know? I'll miss you, certainly, because I love you, but I also know I'll be here to see you when you get back. In the long run, that's not too bad." You give her a quick kiss.
    "I'll be here to welcome you back, I'll be here waiting for you."
    "Thanks. I'll make sure to comeback safe and sound." she tells you.
    "You better." you finish for her.

    After a few more minutes of just sitting there and holding each other, the two of you head back down to the party.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:49 No.18447755
    >"Besides, Erica, Ursula, and Hina will probably keep me too busy to have much time to miss you."

    Udz confirmed for MASTER OF ROMANCE
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:50 No.18447766
    rolled 28 = 28

    Presents for the birthday girl time!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:51 No.18447770
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:51 No.18447775
    rolled 88 = 88

    We Karaoke this for her
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)00:51 No.18447778
    Never claimed I did, really. Or to people in general. Not that it really matters, but it was meant as a joke, and in retrospect, yeah, that's pretty bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:51 No.18447779
    rolled 100 = 100

    Everyone waiting to give Nanoha presents. Mio is currently being carried by Emps. Erica has the Erica grin as she watches us return.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:51 No.18447780
    rolled 91 = 91

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:51 No.18447781
    rolled 93 = 93


    Doomrider leading a conga into a mound of cocaine.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:52 No.18447786
    rolled 48 = 48

    Hmm... a large man in gold armor... this can only be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:52 No.18447787
    rolled 95 = 95



    Doomrider's supply of cocaine was hijacked by Sakura
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:52 No.18447791
    sorry had a brain fart there, i have only read to the 12th issue but watched all seventy something episodes so.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:52 No.18447792
    rolled 81 = 81

    40k hatesex orgy. Everyone is looking on disgusted, horrified, but unable to look away. They all look to use to resolve the situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:52 No.18447795
    rolled 38 = 38

    On a sufficiently low roll, Kharn the Betrayer has betrayed us, and is fucking one of our girls with a dick the size of a tree trunk. She is ruined, we attack, he kills us. Bad End.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:53 No.18447799
    oh god what the fuck
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)00:53 No.18447800
    "Where did this even come from!?"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:53 No.18447801
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:53 No.18447807
    >Oh, the 90's!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:53 No.18447808
    Well. I guess this then. I would kind of like this and all of the 90's to be happening simultaneously.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:53 No.18447809
    Wah! My 90's are rolling on their own!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:53 No.18447811
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    rolled 48 = 48



    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:53 No.18447812
    Mio has goaded Perrine up to the stage to sing karaoke. And Corn has somehow gained a mildly buzzed Trude for his other shoulder; she may or may not want to end up in Mio's lap.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:54 No.18447828
    rolled 42 = 42

    so awesome i can't not roll
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:54 No.18447829
    So you want to ruin the party. Thanks guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:55 No.18447844
    Looks like presents time
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:57 No.18447862
    Do you know what a party is?

    Do you know what cocaine is?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:57 No.18447863
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:58 No.18447877
    Have you forgotten that this is a birthday party for a 13-YEAR OLD and her friends?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:58 No.18447885
    Dice gods love cocaine.

    Makes sense I guess.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)00:58 No.18447888
    It is a BIRTHDAY party for a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL. It's a little too soon for the cocaine. Maybe next year.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:58 No.18447893
    One of which IS Kharn the Betrayer.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:59 No.18447894
    Doomrider got a no cocaine order if he was coming.
    13 year olds birthday + cocaine = NOPE
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:59 No.18447898
    Do you know what cocaine is? I got into cocaine for a while, it makes you want to fuck, fight, die, and FFFFFFFFUUUUU- all at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)00:59 No.18447908
    So has Kharn replaced his now missing pirate witch with cute loli pauldrons while he cuddles Ted?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:00 No.18447910
    Note to self: Never do cocaine. EVER.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:00 No.18447915
    Would Kharn like big Ted or little Ted more?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:02 No.18447931

    Sounds like a party.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:03 No.18447944
    yeah i wouldn't recommend it, i would carry also go through at least 2 packs of smokes during a $50's worth. I quit after my money started going into 40k though.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:06 No.18447966
    Well little Ted is cuter And big he is full sized tyrannosaurus isn't he?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:07 No.18447979
    typo: i would carry a pistol for Russian roulette to get more.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)01:11 No.18448025
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    You walk in to some burning guy and Max up on stage.
    "I'm on the highway to hell~" they sing.

    Everyone else greets you two as you walk into the door.
    "Hi there." a large man in golden armor walks up to Nanoha, he has Saber and Mio on his shoulders. "Sorry to crash your party, but we had to rope Kharn in. Happy birthday." He says as he hands her a large ornate gun painted inpink and blue with a two headed eagle on it.
    "Here's something we whipped up on the last minute."
    "Thanks!" Nanoha says as she takes it.
    "COngratulations on the anniversary of your birth." Sousuke says as she hands her a burlap sack.
    Nanoha peers into it and squees "GRENADES!" she says as she takes one out. "THANKS!"

    Everyone takes turns in giving her presents and soon enough she is loaded down, you help her carry some of them to a near sofa and the two of you plop down.
    "So.." Erica walks up to you with a grin. "Where did you two disappear off to?" she asks.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)01:12 No.18448038
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:12 No.18448042
    Just to troll her...

    "A gentleman never tells."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:13 No.18448050
    rolled 82 = 82


    >No cocaine

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:14 No.18448058


    remember pay attention to your kids, i did all this while i was 15- 16 because my dad hurt his back when i was little and when he was home (barely ever) he would be zonked out on pain killers. Im good now though graduated school and got a job out of my own free will.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:14 No.18448072
    "Just enjoying the night air."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:14 No.18448073
    >emps gives her a bolt pistol
    >Sousuke gave her a sack of grenades

    WHELP. Someone's gonna die one way or another
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:16 No.18448094
    Somewhere private so I could give her a special gift, and spend time with the birthday girl.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:16 No.18448101
    It may be a full bolter. Still trouble, of course.

    Good on ya, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:16 No.18448104
    Wouldn't you like to know?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:17 No.18448116
    Wait, if Emps has Saber on his shoulder...

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:18 No.18448120
    This is good.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:18 No.18448125
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:18 No.18448128

    just a friendly PSA.
    Exploding bullets, grenades, for a 13 year old!
    This will end well.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:18 No.18448129
    He is under Max's foot right now
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:19 No.18448145
    Let's not beat about the bush too much.
    "Up on the roof, for a little private dinner and conversation, and to give her my other gift." Look around, and say, "Where's Ursula, any way? Did she not come in with everyone else?

    Did we ever tell any one else about the locket? I can't recall.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)01:19 No.18448147
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    Why in the hell is Saber on Emps? Not that I'm complaining.

    Also to the one that requested it, Lookout, or Udz, I dunno, its done.
    >what a bitch to draw, but so worth it.

    OH FUCK, quick, find Shirou!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:19 No.18448152
    Probably Gai, remember more than one person does keep an eye on him
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:20 No.18448158
    No, we didn't tell anyone else about the locket.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:20 No.18448160
    >a large man in golden armor walks up to Nanoha, he has Saber and Mio on his shoulders
    should we... should we bow?

    'Convincing Nanoha she's not old enough for anything to adult.'
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:20 No.18448165
    You are awesome my friend.
    I am the one who mentioned how weird we would of looked

    I don't think we actually did tell anyone
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:20 No.18448167
    Then, glorious misunderstandings!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:21 No.18448179
    You are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:22 No.18448183
    I like this one, it leads into her song Erica the locket on her own
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:22 No.18448184
    Wasn't me, I'm terrible at requesting things. Is good, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:22 No.18448196
    Iirc he mentioned it would be a hard one to draw and you said get to it since it won't draw itself
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:23 No.18448200
    rolled 91 = 91



    Shirou could be on cocaine...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:23 No.18448209
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    rolled 64 = 64



    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:24 No.18448215
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:26 No.18448241
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:26 No.18448243
    cocaine is no laughing matter but this is too good to pass up.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:27 No.18448251
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    mfw rest of the party is ruined.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:28 No.18448260
    Shirou on cocaine is no laughing matter.
    It is a kill yourself laughing matter

    He is probably in a diabetic coma in the corner since he ate whatever cake, candies and drinks were left over
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:30 No.18448274
    And candles, dont forget the nice wax candles.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:32 No.18448294
    And any plastic decorations.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:32 No.18448295
    The shiny colorful candy like candles? He inhaled them long ago
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:33 No.18448317
    He's chewing on the table as we think isn't he?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)01:33 No.18448318
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    "A gentleman never tells." You tell her with a nod.
    She raises her eyebrow at you.
    "We were on the roof. In his sleeping bag!" Nanoha says as she grabs your arm.
    Erica raises her other eyebrow. Her face now one of surprise.
    "I see. And how did that play out?"
    "It was amazing." Nanoha says with a smirk.
    Erica walks away with no other word.
    You say nothing and lean back and put your arm around the birthday girl.

    You turn your head to the direction of the sound.

    *ROLL EM*
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:34 No.18448331
    rolled 69 = 69



    >Inb4 cocaine antics
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:35 No.18448338
    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:35 No.18448342
    rolled 59 = 59

    Not Shirou, maybe someone else is causing chaos, but if it's him we're forced by the promise we made to cut his eyes out with a rusty spoon.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:35 No.18448343
    rolled 38 = 38

    Crashes are rarely, if ever, good.
    And knowing who's here....
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:35 No.18448344
    rolled 47 = 47

    I pray for the best. I prepare for the worst.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:35 No.18448348
    rolled 10 = 10

    something about cocaine!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)01:35 No.18448352

    Its probably Shirou, Sakura and Zucchini on cocaine.
    >inb4 loli and Shirou shaped hole everywhere
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:36 No.18448356
    rolled 38 = 38

    I'm not really sure I want to know.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:37 No.18448370
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:37 No.18448375
    rolled 7 = 7


    haha here we go
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)01:37 No.18448376
    rolled 17 = 17

    fuck forgot dice
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:37 No.18448380
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:37 No.18448381
    You want to give a 12-year old and a 9-year old, two girls that we look upon as little sisters, cocaine?
    You really want to mess them up, don't you.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:38 No.18448385
    rolled 93 = 93

    Coked-up Shirou...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:38 No.18448386
    rolled 83 = 83

    Damn right.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:38 No.18448391
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:38 No.18448394
    rolled 17 = 17

    Well, that's come back and bite us in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:38 No.18448396
    rolled 77 = 77


    It is Shirou after all
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:39 No.18448398
    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:39 No.18448402
    And the crits continue!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:39 No.18448404
    Nah, she knows what happened because Ursula was watching remember
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:39 No.18448407
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:40 No.18448410
    rolled 89 = 89


    >Moar cocaine crits..

    Now its starting to get abit eerie.

    /tg/ dice really really wants the cocaine.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:40 No.18448411
    rolled 61 = 61

    So are the /tg/ dice coke heads tonight?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:40 No.18448416
    Hahaha it may not be coked up Shirou time
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:40 No.18448421
    Foot note: This roll is in support of the "No goddamn cocaine you fuckheads" party
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:41 No.18448430
    Actually he might not of.
    LG didn't say what do you see just roll
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)01:41 No.18448432
    Hell no, but with Doomrider on the loose, who knows what kind of shenanigans they have been in since were gone. Plus Saber is on Emps, which mans even less supervision
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:41 No.18448436
    Too late, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:42 No.18448442
    Not really, he has the highest roll
    And LG didn't say we were controlling it just roll so stop acting like you won cockrag
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:42 No.18448444
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:43 No.18448453
    >at a minor's birthday party

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:43 No.18448457
    rolled 44 = 44

    Why are you guys so insistent on getting people coked up? Sure, cocaine is fun for Doomrider, but that's because he's literally not human.

    You want to us to be the one to be dragging people down to the Infirmary and calling up Dr. McNinja for getting people to overdose on cocaine? How are we going to explain that one to McNinja?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:44 No.18448472
    >How are we going to explain that one to McNinja?
    Point at Doomrider?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:44 No.18448475
    >Wonder how /tg/'s been doing in my absence from the quest.
    >Avoid awkward se scene.
    >Gift Locket.
    >Emps shows up.
    >Coked up Shirou.

    Shine on you crazy diamonds.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:47 No.18448499

    I feel like that every time I miss a thread. "Oh, we tamed a T-Rex with a top hat?"

    I don't know what the fuck wavelength we're currently riding, but I wish to hell we could make it a real show.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)01:48 No.18448513
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    The door has a wall in it now. One oddly shaped like Shirou.

    "Goddammit. He just blasted through us." Touma says on the floor.
    You see Touma sprawled under the combined weight of two Misakas and a little nun in white.
    "Touma. I went down to see Oriana for a night and I find you partying with them?" She asks indignantly
    "I-it's not like that Index." he says as she bites down on his head.
    "It is entirely like that, Misaka says as she wraps her arms around him." 10032 says.
    The guy in gold walks up to them,
    "Now now children. I'm pretty sure this fine young man here has room enough to carry all of you together." He says as he helps Touma back on his feet. The three girls clamber back on top of him and he manages to stay upright.

    "I AM ISSUING A CHALLENGE." The Emperor states.
    "Every man here shall carry as many women as he can. The one that has the most on him, and still able to remain mobile shall be rewarded handsomely!" He laughs a boisterous laugh, Mio joining in.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:48 No.18448515
    You really think that's enough? Really?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:50 No.18448525
    "TO ME, MY HAREM!"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:50 No.18448529
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:50 No.18448530
    We collect a tower of swag, make a beeline for the little sister types, easier to carry, use them as scaffolding for the slightly bigger ones and our girlfriends. Offer those who join our tower of awesome shall receive special HayaTea and biscuits.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:51 No.18448540
    "Well, Nanoha, want to see how high we can go?"

    Get Nanoha, Erica, Ursula, Hina, and all of the Witches. Then see if we can fit Vita and Madoka in somewhere as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:52 No.18448548
    Get Sakura and Zucchini back as the base.
    Eric and Ursula on top of them.
    Nanoh gets on Hina's shoulders, then Hina gets on ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:52 No.18448550


    We have to get all our girls at least. And Lucchini and the other one. Did we ever set them down?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:52 No.18448552
    rolled 28 = 28

    we agree and try to hold up our entire harem
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:53 No.18448555

    I was actually the guy to coin the term 'Chanda'.

    I fucking love you guys sometimes.


    >WAT DO?

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:53 No.18448561
    so theres a simple answer to this: we arn`t actually rolling dice, we are rolling mini doomridders that decide the numbers we get. hence why insane things like dapplering stuff and cocaine work but normal things are almost always rolled low.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:54 No.18448563
    rolled 2 = 2


    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:54 No.18448573
    rolled 48 = 48

    W did when we went up to the roof with Nanoha

    On that note Grab the girls! Start with our girlfriends then the witches then Nanoha's friends then our friends and throw the dolls on for good measure
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:54 No.18448575

    >didn't set them down.

    That near-miss sex-scene would have been significantly more awkward were that the case.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:56 No.18448586
    An excellent plan. Though perhaps Sakura and Zucchini should be on Erica and Ursula, just for size concerns.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:56 No.18448591
    rolled 66 = 66

    Don't forget the paper sisters if we can manage it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:57 No.18448595
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    Like this, except we're on the bottom.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)01:57 No.18448601
    rolled 23 = 23

    We will wear the loli pauldrons, and call upon the girls, and the witches too, and from there we will form the greatest Tower of Swag to grace any mortals eye.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:57 No.18448605
    rolled 68 = 68

    "TO ME, MY GIRLS!"
    Erica and Ursula as pauldrons.
    Nonoha on our head.
    Hina as out backpack
    Grab Sakura and Luchini as greaves.
    Vita and Madoka as gauntlets
    Get yuki as our chestplate.

    And somewhere down the line get keima as our codpiece
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:58 No.18448606
    All of our girls, Miyafuji, Zucinni, and Sakura.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:58 No.18448607
    They're probably sticking with Gai, if he's competing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)01:58 No.18448610
    Nah, our bro has dibs on them, through Maggie.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:59 No.18448615

    The other three sisters could also be added to the pile since they don't seem to be hanging off of Touma.

    I think they may actually be ones who don't have a thing for him
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:59 No.18448616
    Yes. This so much. We are butler, we deserve SWAG (Sexy Willing Agile Girls) armor.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:59 No.18448617
    We might be able to grab the eldest and youngest, maybe but it's best not to try for them and it is absolutely verboten to even approach Maggie as a target.

    Our only limit is how many we can swag to us, and that is rather high, we can increase the odds with a bribe of afternoon tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:59 No.18448618
    >Keima as our codpiece
    fucking lost it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:59 No.18448625
    rolled 39 = 39

    I like this.
    Let's do this
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)01:59 No.18448627
    Doesn't mean we can't try
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:00 No.18448633
    Suggestion: When somebody starts to beat us, grab HIM and add that whole cluster to our tower.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:00 No.18448640
    rolled 88 = 88

    I love it!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:01 No.18448648
    Yes it does.

    We are a gentleman, and a gentleman never tries to steal another man's woman.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:01 No.18448653
    Calling our friend the Drawfag.
    You have a new challenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:03 No.18448667
    YAY, Loopholes!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:03 No.18448669
    >almost even height with Kharn

    Holy shit Hayate is one tall motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:04 No.18448671
    Yes it does.
    Gai has had our back and been the best wingman a guy could ever ask for, and you want to try to edge in on his territory?
    No. We're not going to do that to our bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:04 No.18448675
    >not having a perrine cape
    i shiggy diggy hole.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:04 No.18448677
    >Keima is amassing a large number of girls
    >we add him to our stack
    >"... great. another flag raised."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:05 No.18448686
    Scale is off a bit in the comparison, I think.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)02:06 No.18448705
    Wait, what?
    You want me to turn Hayate into the founding member of the Swag Marines?
    Okay, this is gonna be a bitch, but I agree way too awesome to pass up.
    Challenge Accepted

    Yeah, I cannibalized one of my earlier draws for that. Did it last night, so I think I went a little derpy there
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:07 No.18448709
    After she gives birth. The flapping-in-the-wind bit might be a bit hard on the baby.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:08 No.18448716
    We'll have to carry Perrine in our loli gauntlets, as she is apparently still not feeling fully well.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:08 No.18448718
    Or maybe Kharne is just leaning to put the keg down?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:08 No.18448720
    >From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the metaverse, comes a legend, the legend of Swagtron. Loved by girls, feared by evil. #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:08 No.18448725
    >From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the metaverse, comes a legend, the legend of Swagtron. Loved by girls, feared by evil.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:09 No.18448731
    >Carrying lots of girls.

    He's going against a Rider, A couple dudes in power armor, and Hayate.

    I'm not saying he ain't got the SWAG, but I'm not sure his SPINE is up to the task.

    Though I now have the mental image of us grabbing his stack and Emps thinking he's one of the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:09 No.18448732
    Beautiful, LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:10 No.18448739

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:12 No.18448756
    >"Hey wait, don't count me! I'm a guy!"
    >"Is this true?"
    >"Technically. Elsie, you're up!"
    >"Hmm. I'll allow it."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:12 No.18448760
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    So if we transform into our gunmode.... oh god yes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:13 No.18448773
    Wrong -tron there, buddy.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:15 No.18448785
    Damnit I forgot about that one. My childhood is spinning in its grave.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:16 No.18448790
    My only question is, what happens when we need to form our blazing sword?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)02:16 No.18448791
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    'Girls.' You tell them mentally, 'We have been issued a challenge. Should we accept?'
    'OF FUCKING COURSE.' Erica tells you as she drags Hina over. Ursula does the same with Yuki who she was talking to earlier.
    Nanoha calls for Vita, Madoka, Sakura and Luchinni.

    "FORM FEET AND LEGS!" Nanoha directs
    Sakura and Luchinni grab onto you.
    Erica and Ursula Jump up on your shoulders, and they put Hina on your back and Yuki at your chest.
    Vita and Madoka grab onto your arms.
    "AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!" Nanoha says as she uses steps up on a couch to get on your head.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:17 No.18448805
    That would be Perrinne
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:18 No.18448816
    Check other peoples towers, if they are approaching or beating us start poaching free women or if that isn't an option attack other smaller towers and steal their women.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:18 No.18448817
    We have nine already and we can still move.

    We need moar! Carry Perrine get MEEYAFOOJEE to form a shield and Trude in there somewhere if she has turned up
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:18 No.18448821
    rolled 6 = 6

    wait....turn into swagtron then go into bunny mode?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:19 No.18448824
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:19 No.18448828
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    It burns with all the heat of the tsun.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:20 No.18448832
    What about Miyafuji? We need to get her in there somehow.
    And we should make ridiculous giant robot noises as we move.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:20 No.18448833
    Yes, a thousand times yes!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:20 No.18448838
    >Blazing sword
    >Burns with the heat of the tsun
    Fucking lost it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:21 No.18448845
    Yes to Miyafuji and Trude if they're here, but no to Perrine.
    She's still 'sick', remember?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:21 No.18448846
    Now we get into a fist-fight where we just get close and the girls throw punches while trying to stay on.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:22 No.18448854
    and now we have kicked the swag meter over 9000, broke the black hole over magic on us, and athena just got her brain frazzled.

    finally negayate broke down in tears because he can never be this awesome ever.
    we officiaaly broke reality with our swag.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:22 No.18448855
    That's why we carry her
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:22 No.18448857
    That's why we need to carefully carry her, to make sure she's safe.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:25 No.18448873
    If we do get Perrine, we cradle her gently bridal style.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:27 No.18448883
    Isn't the Director going to review this shit later to see how the 'learning experience' went?

    "So. How was the party?"
    "It was fun."

    Yuki blushes. The Director quirks and eyebrow.

    >More information required.

    ".... Swagtron? What the fu-"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:29 No.18448894
    I see your point, we must sacrifice Paris for the good of the Empire. For now.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:29 No.18448896
    While going to get MEEYAFOOJI, Trude, and Perrine, we should ask Yuki how she likes the party so far.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)02:29 No.18448897
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    The combined weight of 9 girls on you begin to encumber you, but not by much. You manage to take a look around.

    The emperor has Saber, Miyafuji and Mio on him.
    Touma has Mikoto, 10032 and Index.
    Jun has 3 dolls on him
    Max has around 7 women you've not seen before on him.
    Gai has the paper sisters and Amazoness.
    Kharn has 3 MISAKAs and is holding Perrine and Keima in either hand.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:30 No.18448902
    >Kharne has Perrine & Keima
    I'm okay with this, actually. Not that I have any idea what to do now.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:31 No.18448903
    Voltron swagger up to Kharn, "I believe you have some things that are rightfully mine" Gesture at Perrine and Keima "I challenge you for them."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:31 No.18448905
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:31 No.18448908
    Duh. We pull off several sweet poses, like the ending of any good transformation sequence.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:32 No.18448910
    Damn, Kharn beat us to our other targets.

    We're winning so far though.

    Find somebody available, and have our girls just grab them and pass them up to the top.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:32 No.18448912
    rolled 96 = 96

    Trade Kharn Perrinne for a bottle of the finest shit we can summon up
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:32 No.18448913
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:33 No.18448920
    Oh god yes.

    We should point out to Kharne that Keima's a guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:33 No.18448921
    She's not here.

    I think most of the girls are accounted for, actually.

    Point out to Kharn that Keima isn't actually a girl. He drops him, we convince him to go goddess mode, and pick her up.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:33 No.18448926
    Hmm, if there are any free women walking around poach them, Trude, Miyafuji, any unoccupied Misaka clones, we can't give Max a chance to overcome our lead. If they aren't around perform boarding actions on Touma and steal his, he's the weakest target.

    Tell Kharn that Keima doesn't count but we'll take him off his hands, after that initiate Goddess mode!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:33 No.18448927
    Great Saiyaman poses + "Is there no one else!?" "Is there no one else!?" we recruit any leftovers.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:33 No.18448931
    Mentillate to Trude.
    "Miss Barkhorn, are you free at all? I would appreciate it ever so much if you at least make a brief appearance for the sake of Nanoha's birthday."

    Then when she comes we take her as our Blazing Sword.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:34 No.18448936
    Well we are winning but I vote we attempt to reclaim our property from Kharn

    Also see where Miyafuji got to, she must be hiding somewhere
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:35 No.18448942
    Emps has Miyafuji.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:37 No.18448953
    Throw jun on our shoulders and claim his pile.

    Then maybe the same to Touma

    Then get our belongings from Kharn
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:38 No.18448958
    Trude as a sword would be cutting us.

    Remember that Mio convinced her that we really DID get Perrine preggers, and that we talked our way out of it?

    She's going to fucking murder us.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:39 No.18448966
    They are not belongings, not until we start drinking. Sober they are our noble and beloved compatriots.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:39 No.18448969
    We know that, but Hayate doesn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:39 No.18448973
    No, Perrine said she wasn't pregnant, after jumping out a window.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:40 No.18448975
    We don't drink, we're the host.

    And for the love of fuck get Perrine away from Kharn before he forces her to drink. Can you imagine that shit?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:40 No.18448983
    You need to read the twitter, man. It's all the "off-screen" stuff that's going on.

    Perrine is CONFIRMED pregnant.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:41 No.18448985
    Then Trude and Sakamoto had a further talk, on the twitters. "Magical eye, ain't gotta explain shit futher." is what Sakamoto said, as to how she could be so sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:42 No.18448997
    Actually there is still no confirmed pregnancy
    There is so much implication it hurts however
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:42 No.18449004
    >get Perrine away from Kharn before he forces her to drink.
    Oh, fuck, that's a good point. How do we do it, though?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:43 No.18449006
    Yes, I understand that.
    I was saying we DIDN'T talk our way out of it. We stood there taking our hits until Perrine defenestrated herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:43 No.18449008
    This is why I hat the twiter shit.
    Keep it in thread or why bother
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:43 No.18449013
    Concentrated swag wave. We can develop a new power.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)02:43 No.18449014
    Nah, more of Perrine is HIGHLY, INSANELY IMPLIED pregnant.

    LG pretty much did everything to say that except outright saying she's preggers.

    Which, being LG, means that is still maybe, could be, probably that she is not preggers. I think.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:44 No.18449017
    You have a fair point. Hrn.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:44 No.18449018
    Nope, everything is >implying implied implications
    Only thing confirmed is that assorted girls will get pregnant at some point, but that should be obvious.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:44 No.18449021
    Almost every twitter post gets posted in the thread three times, anyway...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:44 No.18449028

    Using the assembled powers of swagtron, we must STRIKE manly POSES. With blazing swords! Seriously, have kraus manifest some alcohol and mix it with a thickener like soap or something. Cover sword size knife, and we have blazing SWORD. Well, that'd work if it was gasoline instead of alcohol, so eh... close enough?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:45 No.18449032
    Just like Gai is insanely implied to be Ikusa in disguise.

    It is a beautiful set up with enough wriggle room to pull the carpet out from under us at the last minute if he wants
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:46 No.18449033
    We could switch Nanoha from HatMode to SwordMode.

    Then we'd have an EXPLODING sword!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:46 No.18449036
    That's part of the problem.
    Everyone posts it and really we could do better with just one post in thread from LG
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:46 No.18449038
    technically its not ours though even for the fact we will probably take responsibility for her anyways. stupid time shenanigans.

    and yes we already know the baby is a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:48 No.18449051
    We don't know either of that.
    You are doing the most massive asspull imaginable by taking implications and very very vague disconnected theories and tweets as fact
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)02:48 No.18449055
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    YOu walk up to Kharn.
    "HAHAHA I AM DUAL WEILDING TWINS!" He says as he attempts to wave Keima and PErrine around.
    "Hey man, you need to be gentler with her. She was sick earlier." you tell him as you nod towards Perrinne.
    "OH? Well, You take her then." He says as he hands her to you. "I can't drink anyway with my hands full. I'll keep her twin here." he says as he raises an very unamused Keima.
    "Should I tell him?" you ask Erica.
    "Well, he does bear an uncanny resemblance. Just let him keep thinking that." She answers.

    "Gentlemen!" The emperor announces over the crowd. "It seems we have run out of women to pick up."
    He looks at you and Max. "We have our top two contenders here."
    "Now for a test of mobility, I propose a race down the hallway."
    He gestures Max and you outside.
    "You up for this kid?" max asks as he eyes your suit of swag.
    "Of course." you answer him with a smirk.

    The two of you ready yourselves at the end of the long corridor, the Emeror standing in your doorway.
    "First one to the showers, and back wins." he tells you
    "READY... GO!"

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:48 No.18449058
    I thought Perrine's was a boy, that shared Hayate's birthday because they accidentally surprised Perrine instead of Hayate for his birthday party, which sent her into labor.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:49 No.18449062


    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:49 No.18449065

    Okay, stepping back from the pregnancy stuff for a bit, does anyone know how we could get some manifested napalm? I don't know if this recipe would work, and it might be better to see if ursula or nanoha could manifest something. Because I REALLY want to do the blazing sword bit.

    Though maybe we could simulate it with holographic projection.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:49 No.18449068
    rolled 43 = 43

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:49 No.18449070
    rolled 80 = 80

    Go swag racer!
    Let's bunnymode this shit
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:49 No.18449072
    rolled 28 = 28

    Swag race!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:50 No.18449074
    rolled 72 = 72


    Someone outswag us?

    Bitch please.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:50 No.18449076
    rolled 86 = 86

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:50 No.18449080
    rolled 53 = 53

    Go Speed Racer!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:50 No.18449083
    rolled 20 = 20


    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:51 No.18449085
    rolled 43 = 43

    We're going to crash and be covered in bitches.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:51 No.18449090
    rolled 24 = 24

    He didn't say how, we can just pile on a saucer and use all of the witches on us rockets for extra speed. As well as any other tricks the rest can pull off.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:51 No.18449092
    I think we got this
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:51 No.18449093
    rolled 45 = 45

    Let's not face-plant, guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:52 No.18449094
    as the poster of
    I just wanted to let you know that I love you.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:52 No.18449096
    rolled 62 = 62

    I can only hope this goes well.

    We do after all have documented proof that the dice-gods are Tsundere for Hayate?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:52 No.18449101
    rolled 72 = 72

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:52 No.18449104
    rolled 79 = 79

    swag racin go!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)02:53 No.18449106
    rolled 68 = 68

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:53 No.18449110
    rolled 66 = 66

    Swag race, we can do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:54 No.18449124
    rolled 90 = 90

    fucking bunny mode
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:54 No.18449127
    rolled 52 = 52

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:55 No.18449135
    Does that invalidate being a man, though?

    Also, I don't think we've ever used bunnymode in front of the majority of these people.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:55 No.18449137

    As much as i hate to admit it, we're covered at this point.

    Nobody would know.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:56 No.18449141

    Nah, that'd be cheating.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:56 No.18449145
    rolled 80 = 80


    Looks like bunnymode has it, unless this roll beats it for MANLY RACING.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:56 No.18449147
    I concur. If we bunnymode, Max might just put us on his shoulder, and win by default.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:56 No.18449148
    rolled 21 = 21

    Goddammit childhood memories!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:57 No.18449151

    Fuck that noise.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)02:57 No.18449153
    We're in a skirt, we're still all man.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)02:57 No.18449156
    rolled 69 = 69

    I can atest to this, Im making the first draft for Swagtron and he's so covered in chicks that there's barely anyspace for the butler uniform
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:58 No.18449160
    rolled 96 = 96

    In bunnymode we still have a penis.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:58 No.18449165

    >would work

    Dammit. I choking up over here...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:59 No.18449172
    rolled 92 = 92

    Goddammit dice, I know you want bunnymode. But this is a race. I we are certainly not cheaters
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)02:59 No.18449174
    Yeah, we gotta bunnymode this shit.


    >natural one
    >we trip and the girls go flying everywhere
    >scraped knees and black eyes galore
    >hear wailing
    >Perrine hunched over holding her stomach
    >blood on the flood
    >oh god no
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:00 No.18449180
    rolled 62 = 62


    Augh, no fuck that HUE. I'd rather have a nat one being our SWAG causing a localized singularity sucking us all in.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:00 No.18449183
    Max is wearing power armour
    Cheating is off the table at the moment
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:01 No.18449185
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    making sure im not rolling for this response.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:01 No.18449186
    We may still be a man, but using Bunny Mode is just cheap. It's using our Device, when this is supposed to be a race about our pure natural Swag and Manliness.

    That's equivalent to saying that we can't win on pure natural ability alone.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:01 No.18449187
    Nope. NopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopeNOPE.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:02 No.18449198
    Then Max shouldn't be in his terminator armor.
    Everyone else has rolled and bunnymode looks to be winning so get over it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:03 No.18449200
    rolled 88 = 88

    but we run on pure swag which powers our device.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)03:04 No.18449213
    >Here he comes, here comes Swag Racer. #msq

    >@HappyBrownGuy He's gonna knock you up.

    >@HerrStephen And your sister too. And that cute Frenchy from down the hall.

    >implications implying implicating implications
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:05 No.18449227

    Actually, that's a fair point, he is wearing power armor.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:06 No.18449232
    Actually I think that one's blatant trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:07 No.18449237
    I don't see those on his twitter.

    But I'm firmly in the "we got Perrine preggers" camp, so all these >implications don't mean much for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:08 No.18449245
    rolled 59 = 59

    But if we go into bunnymode, we might get added to Max's swag pile, thus loosing by default.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:09 No.18449255
    What if we get tossed on his pile, then jump off just before the finish?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)03:10 No.18449258
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    You run. Forcing your body to carry the combined weight of 10 girls.
    max is carrying fewer women, but theyre larger.
    Still he manages to speed up ahead of you.
    "Awww we're loosing." Nanoha says on your head.
    "NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT." Erica grins.
    She and Ursula activate their strikers, pushing you along marvelously.

    You catch up to Max halfway down the hall.
    "That's how you want to play huh?" he tells you.
    Flame erupts from his backpack. He pulls ahead again.
    "SAKURA LUCHINNI! MORE POWER!" Erica orders them
    Lucchinni activates her strikers, Sakura uses her fly card.
    Your feet don't even touch the floor now.
    You catch up to, and pull ahead of Max.
    "See ya Max!" Nanoha says as you turn around for the return trip.

    You win the race by a wide margin.
    Max catches up to you just as the Emperor is congratulating you.
    "Y-you cheated!" he pants.
    "NO WE DIDNT." Nanoha frowns.
    "Okay, birthday girl. You win." max tells her as he gets the women off him.

    "Good show!" the emperor thumps your back.
    "As for the prize, I present you this." he says as he pulls something out.

    *ROLL EM*
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:10 No.18449259
    We're still male in bunnymode.

    In fact, we might even gain a few girls as they abandon Max for the insatiable adorableness that is crossdressed Hayate.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:10 No.18449260
    Are you looking at your his feed, or your own? Since they're @replies, unless you're also following HerrStephen, they won't show up on your feed.

    Alternately, try refreshing, I see 'em.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:11 No.18449270
    rolled 42 = 42

    We're gonna get blammed for heresy, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:11 No.18449275
    rolled 91 = 91

    Rollan for bunny power armor
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:11 No.18449276
    rolled 63 = 63

    The largest fanciest hat in existence?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:12 No.18449277
    rolled 45 = 45

    I don't know what I want, something awesome, archeotech as hell but in perfect working condition.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:12 No.18449278
    rolled 62 = 62

    What, are we getting our very own Commissar Hat?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:12 No.18449282
    rolled 95 = 95

    >lol half my captcha is upside down
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:12 No.18449284
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:12 No.18449285
    rolled 2 = 2

    Wonder what we get?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:13 No.18449292
    rolled 66 = 66

    goddamn butler power armor
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:13 No.18449294
    rolled 87 = 87

    Rollan for Commissar Hat, to acquire Commissar AnimalBro.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:13 No.18449295
    >Help. I am waifu-ing Perrine.

    So am I. It feels weird, but it feels right too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:14 No.18449296
    We get a corgisar
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:14 No.18449300
    rolled 38 = 38

    Power Armor+hat?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:14 No.18449302
    Dude, that's just tacky.

    This reminds me, we should go to the PX or into town and buy more hats. A beret for that wolf, a cape for that lion, and a fedora.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:15 No.18449305
    rolled 81 = 81

    The gift of not knocking up perrine?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:15 No.18449311
    >rolled a 91
    Fuck year!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:15 No.18449314
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:16 No.18449321
    rolled 46 = 46

    It's the fucking God Emperor.

    I'd like to ask for an Iron Halo.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:16 No.18449323
    No we buy a bag of hats
    It generates new hats as we need them including our beret for the wolf and a cape for our lion who looks like the nendroid saber lion when he is in little mode
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:17 No.18449332
    rolled 65 = 65

    THE EMPEROR PROTECTS purity seal. No pregnant frenchies, guaranteed.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:18 No.18449337
    rolled 99 = 99

    Goddamn the dice gods approve of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:18 No.18449344
    >can teleport
    >have armor
    >can use a multitude of weapons

    With the Iron Halo, we'd practically be an astartes ourself!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)03:18 No.18449346
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    He pulls out a weird looking dagger.
    The inscribed blade glows a faint blue, the handle is made of glass, and seems like it should contain something.
    "I picked this up in Persia eons ago. Never got the damned thing to work." he gives it to you.
    "Think of this as a sign of my favor."

    "Thanks." you tell him as you put it away to look at later.
    "Now.. LET'S GET BACK TO THE PARTY!" The emperor yell's as everyone agrees.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:18 No.18449348
    haha i win!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:19 No.18449349
    They certainly seem to, at times, aye.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:19 No.18449352
    >99 for the dice gods!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:19 No.18449353
    >only one who beats the boring 95
    >doesn't roll for anything
    I am not even going to bother.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:19 No.18449354
    Yes, yes they do.

    They approve so hard that they show their approval without actually affecting the quest at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:20 No.18449363
    Emps was the prince? Fuck yeah!
    Also blue glow
    Cassiopeia had a blue glow
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:20 No.18449365
    Try out dagger of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:20 No.18449367
    >dagger of time

    Whelp, we just got another part for the Cassiopeia.
    That's where the blue hand is coming from
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:20 No.18449368

    We need to stop by the RCS and see if they have magic sand.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:20 No.18449369
    >Chronodagger Acquired
    Moar time shenanigans...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:20 No.18449371
    Did... we just get the Sands of Time?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:20 No.18449372
    >like rolling for things mattered

    Jesus christ, more time wankery.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:20 No.18449373
    Didn't say what want
    Implying you would actually get anything but what LG had planned to begin with
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:21 No.18449374
    >weird looking dagger.

    >WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:21 No.18449376
    We have no sand.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:21 No.18449377
    >Try out dagger of course
    What, just go up to some random guest and stab them?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:21 No.18449379
    >Dagger of time
    >Blue crystal on our watch when we danced with Ursula

    Guys, we just got a piece of what we needed to fix our watch.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:22 No.18449382
    Nah the dagger needs things with the sand inside them to draw it out,

    We need to go find an hourglass
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:22 No.18449388
    >>Blue crystal on our watch when we danced with Ursula
    I must have missed something here...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:22 No.18449390

    Or use it cut cake.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:23 No.18449394
    We'll investigate it later and make the dagger of time work, we seriously need to get in contact with the Doctor, both for more info on this and to get contact with the dwarf mechanic.

    Congratulate Max for a good race, keep our tower of swag until we have a good reason to stop, descend upon whoever needs a hug the most, probably Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:23 No.18449396
    watch the multiverese explode
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:24 No.18449398

    Future us used a repaired and/or upgraded version of our watch during our date with Erica.

    Dancing on the lake, remember?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:24 No.18449400
    Who uses ancient time-controlling daggers to cut birthday cake?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:24 No.18449403
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:25 No.18449406
    They probably don't, they have convenient stuff but nothing really on a high scale of magic, just everything mundane we could possibly need.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:25 No.18449408

    Hayate's kids.

    Yeah they're spoiled all to hell, but can you blame him?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:25 No.18449409
    Pretty sure that's sarcasm, bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:25 No.18449410
    We do. The Dagger is now our utility knife.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:25 No.18449411

    >Use time dagger to fix watch!

    Or it's just the dagger of time, and we have more time powers now. Expanding our time repertoire in another way.

    >has cloned
    Oh god captcha, what are you trying to tell me? Negayate is about?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:26 No.18449421

    Nah, we're just about to get dopplegangers.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:27 No.18449427
    Are all of the girls still on us?

    Eh. Congratulate Max on a good race.
    Ask Yuki if she's enjoying herself. See how Amazoness and Jun are enjoying the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:27 No.18449430

    >@HappyBrownGuy Is it any consolation that you're not alone in that?

    >@NekoDaimyo NO. SHE'S MINE.

    >@HappyBrownGuy No worries, man, I'd probably just screw it up any way.

    >@NekoDaimyo yeah. LIKE GET HER PREGNANT before she should be

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:28 No.18449438
    What else would you do with a dagger? It's empty so we can't test out the time shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:28 No.18449441
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:29 No.18449445
    Except the dagger never worked for Emps and if he hasn't figured it out we will have a very hard time.

    Also we know we are predestined to use it in some way to make a new hand for our watch because that's what we got when we danced on the water with Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:31 No.18449457
    Now i feel like an asshole goddamn alcohol and lowering reading comprehension!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:31 No.18449459
    Fuck destiny, it's now a cake cutter.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:32 No.18449461

    That was a blue crystal, the blade just glows blue, but is still metal. Like sting from lord of the rings. Wait, are orcs about?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:32 No.18449464
    Well, as it isn't Sting, the glow isn't how to tell.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:33 No.18449465
    >has to relieve everything ad infinitum.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:33 No.18449467
    the handle is crystal/glass
    It could glow blue with sand in it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:34 No.18449477
    Did Emps ever try cutting a cake with it? That could be the problem. The dagger just wants some cake.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:35 No.18449478

    Fair enough. If it's a standard cherenkov blue, it just means that particles reflecting from/coming out of the blade are moving slightly faster than the local speed of light in air. Whiiiiich given it's a time dagger actually kind of makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:35 No.18449479
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:35 No.18449480
    Sounds like a theory worth testing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:36 No.18449485
    A typo, I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:36 No.18449486
    Because he won't get back until four years ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:36 No.18449493


    Yep. That's just what it sounds like. Fucking with predestination gets you an endless sea of sexual assault.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)03:37 No.18449498
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    You head back inside, and let the girls off you.
    They head on their separate ways for now and you are left on a couch with Perrinne and Yuki.
    Ursula and Erica get on stage and begin to sing
    "99 Luftballons
    Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
    Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All"


    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:37 No.18449499

    >cut cake
    >time rewinds preslicing.



    "Uh Hayate sweetie?"
    "Yes Erica?"
    "You going to cut that cake or just stare all day?"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:38 No.18449504
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:39 No.18449506
    Serve delicious tea to our classy swag booty.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:39 No.18449507
    "Miss Yuki, how are you enjoying the party so far?
    "Miss Perinne, are you feeling alright after that bit of excitement? I hope that it hasn't made you feel ill."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:39 No.18449508
    Introduce them to each other.
    Inquire as to how they like the party, and how they felt about the contest.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:39 No.18449510

    Converse. See how they're enjoying the party.

    We need to check in and see if Kharn still has Keima later.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:40 No.18449512
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:40 No.18449513
    [x] stereotypical stretch-into-hug
    Be completely obvious about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:42 No.18449536
    >the last guy to do that got stuck in limbo and has to relive everything ad infinitum

    >now is our chance to break the loop

    Enemy plot is to use hayate to escape from an infinite time loop he locked himself in.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:42 No.18449539


    Also, be sure to get Keima for this one.

    "I noticed you on Kharn's Swag-tree."
    "Shut up."
    "Couldn't tell him you were a guy?"
    ".... he didn't believe me."
    "Didn't believe or didn't care?"
    "What's the difference?"
    "Third base."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:42 No.18449540

    Sounds good. Light, friendly conversation. Nothing that'll make them get too antsy or upset.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:44 No.18449548
    >Third base
    oh god my sides
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:44 No.18449549
    Tell them both that they appreciate them coming, make sure Perrine is feeling well, ask Yuki if she's read anything interesting lately and tell her we're glad she could make it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:44 No.18449550
    Just a heads up guys: I think we're on like page ten.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:46 No.18449561
    Close to 11, even, but we're okay so far, I'd say.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:48 No.18449576

    >Third base.

    Are we implying he looks like a woman, that we don't care, or referencing Abbot and Costello?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:49 No.18449581

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:49 No.18449583
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:50 No.18449586
    That the difference between "Don't believe" and "Don't care" is what happens upon reaching third base.

    And Abbot and Costello, but that's just a bonus.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:50 No.18449587
    Thats exactly what we want him to think
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)03:50 No.18449588
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    You introduce the two girls.
    "Yuki, This is Perinne, another witch like the twins are."
    "Perinne, this is Yuki, she's a student I met at the library."
    "Hello." Yuki tells Perinne
    "Hi." she answers.

    "So Yuki How are you enjoying the party?"
    "It's... Intense. The fireworks were amazing. THat contest was... Weird but fun."
    "Sorry you got dragged into that."
    "N-no. It's alright, like I said. It was fun."

    You then turn to Perinne, She's imperceptively leaning against you.
    "Are you feeling better now Miss Perinne? I hope that little race didn't affect you too badly."
    "No. Im okay. I knew you wouldn't let us get hurt so I played along."
    "That's great. Do you ladies, require anything?"
    "No, I am fine here." Yuki says as ted walks up to sit beside her.
    "M-me too." Perrine leans against you some more.

    On stage the twins continue singing.
    "99 Duesenjaeger
    Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
    Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
    Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk"
    Erica's eyes dart to you on the couch, but you fail to notice this.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:50 No.18449590
    Hey guys



    Hey guys

    Remember that "infinite loops" thing from the side stroy?

    And the fact that LG seems to refer to different time-lines, alternate realities and what not?

    You know what I think that means?
    Well, consider this: all those [x]Reloads weren't erased but have actually happened.... in other realities. There are countless alternate realities with dead Hayates.

    So... yeah. Sleep tight knowing that every Huehue actually resulted in Hayate dying.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:50 No.18449593

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:51 No.18449595
    >Ursula and Erica get on stage and begin to sing
    >"99 Luftballons
    >Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
    >Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All"
    Have I told you lately, that I love you?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:51 No.18449598
    He's on first, not third.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:52 No.18449605
    >I knew you wouldn't let us get hurt
    > let us get hurt
    >let us

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:52 No.18449606
    So what's the name of the guy on third?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:52 No.18449608
    Ask if Yuki has read anything good lately, we need to talk to her more and moving would disturb Perrine. If an opportunity presents itself stretch our arms and hold them both a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:53 No.18449614
    There WERE about 10 girls clinging to us.

    And we speak in plurals as well, so who are we to point fingers?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:54 No.18449625

    She could have been referring to the girls collectively.

    Not her hypothetical unborn child.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:54 No.18449626
    I don't know
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:55 No.18449627
    She'd say ME or I normally.
    She's talking about her and the baby.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)03:55 No.18449628
    I... don't know, for certain.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:56 No.18449635

    Easily explained by there being multiple girls. Stop meta-interpreting.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:56 No.18449640
    Except she was in a situation where there were multiple girls hanging off Hayate therefore saying us as a collective is fine

    Or she is referencing herself and Yuki since she is right ere
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:56 No.18449643
    We need to make our rounds, as host of this party.

    We haven't talked to Jun/Shinku or Amazoness at all tonight.
    And we still need to thank Sousuke for the job he did with the fireworks and missiles.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:57 No.18449645
    Every straw in the room, buddy.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:57 No.18449648
    No, what's the guy's name on second base.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:58 No.18449660

    >are you me?

    puts everything in a far darker situation, i imagine Ikusa mentally marking down the bad endings to remind himself of the times he failed to protect his little brother.

    "another one ends... i failed... yet again he falls to the darkness and i am forced to abandon this time dimension... how many more will have to suffer like this?... i lost count..."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:58 No.18449661
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:59 No.18449662
    Well we don't know that Erica is watching us soooo....

    Arms around the girls.

    Yuki will probably start to panic, Perrine will go all dere-dere.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:59 No.18449663
    I'm not asking who's on second.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)03:59 No.18449668
    Who is on first!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:00 No.18449673

    see if they need anything, some drinks/snacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:00 No.18449674
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:00 No.18449675
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:01 No.18449676


    We discussed that during the time off planning threads.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:01 No.18449677

    Third base!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:01 No.18449679
    Third base.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:03 No.18449690

    Active obfuscating stupidity.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:03 No.18449695
    Alright, bedtime for me chaps.

    Go for Perrine full steam. She deserves happiness, using her own body to provide us a way out of this mess we're getting ourselves into.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:04 No.18449698
    >I hope LG doesn't think these are answers to WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:04 No.18449701
    They already said that they don't need anything.
    >"That's great. Do you ladies, require anything?"
    >"No, I am fine here." Yuki says as ted walks up to sit beside her.
    >"M-me too." Perrine leans against you some more.
    And we are ignoring other guests while we sit here. This is not proper butler behavior.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:04 No.18449703
    [x] doublehugs
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:05 No.18449707
    We're somewhere around page ten or so. Should we start a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:05 No.18449712

    According to the rules of the MSQ drinking game, I now have to drink an entire liter of vodka.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:06 No.18449721
    You are allowed to take your time with it but yeah. That is what you get.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)04:07 No.18449724
    Actually, we're on 11, now. Regardless, new threads are the coward's way out. We're fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:07 No.18449727
    Good! I hope your liver chokes the living shit out of you!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:07 No.18449730
    I don't think that counts as a Shitstorm.

    It's just the quest equivalent of getting into a Monty Python hijack during Game Night
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:07 No.18449731
    MSQ drinking game?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:08 No.18449735
    Derail or cause a shitstorm and you drink for every post.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)04:08 No.18449736
    Derailment, not shitstorm.

    Planefag gets a pass, of course, 'cause the rate a SWQ thread moves is entirely redonkulous.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:09 No.18449741

    >Monty Python hijack during Game Night

    I have been stabbed for that.

    Some people take dead familiars was too serious.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:09 No.18449747
    I fucking love /tg/, where the hell else would you get an Abbot and Costello baseball joke hijack?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:09 No.18449749
    We just won a footrace (technically) against one of our instructors in power armour... I think we're entitled to sit and rest for a bit.

    Let's stretch our arms out along the backrest, possibly resulting in a hug-like position.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:10 No.18449752
    Someone post the full rules to the drinking game, I want in on this.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:11 No.18449756
    Derailment is one shot per post
    Shitstorm is two shots per post and stab yourself in the eye with the broken bottle afterwards
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:11 No.18449762

    My sister's wedding, during the best-man's speech.

    To be fair, I was drunk and he started it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:11 No.18449766
    >friends for the friend zone
    >not girls for the pile of girls
    What the hell are you doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:11 No.18449767
    Alright MSQuesters, I have a new challenge for you!

    In addition to swagging both Yuki and Perrine, I want to see you convince them to have a lesbian experience with each other!

    Your reward for achieving this not insignificant task? I'll hop on Vocaroo and do a DRAMATIC READING of any one MSQ thread.

    So, are you up to the challenge? OR WILL YOU PUSS OUT???
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:11 No.18449769
    Yuki isn't the hattable type of construct.

    She DOES need the guitar at some point, though.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)04:12 No.18449771
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    You get yourself comfortable and stretch your arms out.
    You put them down on the couch's back as you'd normally do.
    A mic flies right at your face.
    "Oops, I slipped." Erica says on stage.
    You rub your hurting face, Perinne and Yuki look at you with concern.
    "Are you okay?" Yuki asks.
    "Yeah. This is nothing. A guitarist once threw his stratocaster at me when I worked as a roadie back when I was twelve. Now THAT hurt." you say with a laugh.
    "Want some ice? N-not like I'm gonna get you some." Perinne asks
    "Nah, I'm good." you answer.

    Nanoha walks up to you after the twins finish singing.
    "SING WITH ME!" she says as she pulls you up.
    "Sure." you turn to your reptillian buddy. "Ted. Do please take care of these two ladies."
    "Leave them to me ol' bean." he answers.

    YOu are up on stage, Nanoha wants you to pick the song.

    WAT SING? Roll for duet skillz
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:13 No.18449780
    In before this day loops forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:13 No.18449781
    That is in no way a challenge.
    Using our natural swag we turn sexy times for us into watching them go full lesbian
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:13 No.18449786

    >What song?

    I.... I actually don't know any fun boy/girl duets.

    This is a serious break in my musical knowledge.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:14 No.18449789
    rolled 45 = 45


    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:14 No.18449790
    rolled 11 = 11


    John Farnham - You're The Voice.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:15 No.18449793
    rolled 42 = 42

    Meatloaf; Paradise by the Dashboard Light
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:15 No.18449795
    Fuck year kenny rogers
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:16 No.18449801
    rolled 91 = 91

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)04:16 No.18449808
    rolled 67 = 67

    That could do.

    We can still give her a snazzy wizzad hat.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:17 No.18449810
    rolled 34 = 34

    Best part about this is there's the baseball part in the middle.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:17 No.18449811
    rolled 40 = 40

    omg yes!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:19 No.18449820
    rolled 40 = 40

    best song best roll thank you based anon
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:19 No.18449822
    rolled 46 = 46

    Not technically Karaoke, but
    1812 Overture.
    Hayate on violin
    Nanoha on explosions.
    Karaoke machine on the rest of the orchestra.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:21 No.18449831
    rolled 97 = 97

    light up the night

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:21 No.18449835
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:23 No.18449839
    rolled 10 = 10

    Rerolling, with link.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:23 No.18449840
    rolled 99 = 99

    Love it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:23 No.18449841
    rolled 38 = 38

    As long as we get to sing Crazy little thing called love to Nanoha after our duet I'm good, Queen is practically our thing now.

    Actually fuck it, we're probably going to sing more then one anyway

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:23 No.18449845
    rolled 92 = 92

    >THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_HaoZ73wWg
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:23 No.18449847
    Okay, /tg/ dice. I can take a hint.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:24 No.18449851

    Official: Dicegods love cocaine and The Protomen.

    But then who doesn't?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:25 No.18449855
    rolled 65 = 65


    Jesus the gods love it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:26 No.18449861
    rolled 86 = 86

    Maybe 'Killer Queen' too, if just for the line
    "Dynamite with a Laser Beam"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)04:30 No.18449885
    rolled 14 = 14

    So long as we properly follow it up with We Are the Champions.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:36 No.18449908
    So we are signing whatever we sing like a agoddamned god after all those 90+'s
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:36 No.18449911
    rolled 33 = 33

    I think you mean We Will Rock You.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:37 No.18449918
    rolled 80 = 80

    Why not both?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)04:38 No.18449922
    rolled 14 = 14

    He was rolling for We Will Rock You, which is properly followed by We Are the Champions.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)04:39 No.18449925
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    >Too good to pass up.
    >DAMN. I'm a sucker for old songs.
    >I blame my old man.
    >Using >>18449840 for singing prowess

    "Hey, do you know this song?" you ask nanoha as you make the selection.
    "A little. My mum and dad sing it sometime."
    "Cool. Just go along with me."

    You punch in the song.
    "Baby when I met you
    there was peace unknown
    I set out to get you
    with a fine tooth comb"
    You sing.
    Nanoha joins in and falters at first, but gets into it soon enough.
    "Tender love is blind
    It requires a dedication
    All this love we feel
    Needs no conversation"
    She smiles as she sings, clearly enjoying every moment.
    The crowd watches the two of you, entranced.
    "No more will you cry
    Baby I will hurt you never"
    YOu thank the gods of the multiverse for this night. for the opporunity to be standing here next to her singing.
    You thank them for the chance to have met everyone you have so far.
    "Islands in the stream
    That is what we are
    No one in between
    How can we be wrong?
    Sail away with me to another world"

    The song ends with your arm aroudn Nanoha, she's smiling that gorgeous smile of hers.
    She pulls you down for a quick kiss and jumps off the stage.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:40 No.18449927
    He was rolling to follow up We Will Rock You with We are the Champions.

    This is important because they're supposed to flow from one to the other, so singing only one of them is like singing half a song.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:42 No.18449934
    We haven't talked to Amazoness or Jun/Shinku, check with amazoness, introduce her to Lo, ask how class is going, if shes getting along with everyone. We're going to have to choose someone to matchmaker her up with.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)04:42 No.18449935
    rolled 59 = 59

    We do We Will Rock You, and We Are the Champions.

    Assuming the dice don't continue to hate the idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:42 No.18449936
    Sing some The Protomen

    Thank everyone for coming and give a shoutout to the people who helped with the party junk.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:42 No.18449937
    My bad. 4chanX is having trouble with this loooong thread.
    Key in We Will Rock You and We Are The Champions for Sakamoto and Miyafuji.
    >loathsome tonedbj
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:43 No.18449942
    rolled 32 = 32


    >sing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXFCTdr4PQE&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:43 No.18449944
    Or we could sing good songs instead.

    At least the dicegods seem to have taste.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:44 No.18449950
    Just keep her in mind and if no one eventuates then swag her in
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:45 No.18449954
    rolled 41 = 41

    Rolling for consecutive Queen.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:46 No.18449957
    Heh Hayate's agency for unwanted ladies.
    Anyone beautiful enough who has no one comes and applies for a spot with us so they no longer have to be lonely
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)04:46 No.18449958
    rolled 64 = 64

    Yeah, I don't think it's happening.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:46 No.18449959
    2/10 for having the balls to actually say it, that's the best I can do.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:48 No.18449967
    Things that ruin parties:

    Epileptic seizures
    Sexual assault
    We Will Rock You
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:48 No.18449970
    rolled 53 = 53

    Rolling to mingle
    Then have hina up on stage as we do so
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:48 No.18449971
    True but I think she would be happiest with one person rather than part of our group, it's a good option but if we added her we'd end up exhausted for anyone else.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:50 No.18449986
    Going off this list, my junior prom would have been the worst event ever

    which i guess it sort of was

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:50 No.18449987
    Not all the girls need to end up with somebody, you know?
    >> Quatermaster 03/25/12(Sun)04:50 No.18449988
    rolled 80 = 80

    We stay onstage, key in Love Shack and pull up Hina. The Party is not complete till this some has been sung, and we are the HMS Swagtanic!

    >Finally caught up after finishing work, getting Birthday cake and taking phonecalls from family. Not everyday you turn 20.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:51 No.18449992
    I'll settle for asking Stick why the fuck it hasn't done a better job translating her language. It's had weeks, and it can't be THAT complex.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:52 No.18449995
    >they don't like QUEEN. Yeah, well. YOU'RE WRONG. SO WRONG.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:53 No.18449999
    Happy Worst Birthday
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:54 No.18450016
    everybody needs somebody to love!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:55 No.18450019
    Not that I don't like Queen but we had to pick two songs that are constantly played at social events and are impossible to dance to, you guys nailed it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:55 No.18450022
    Well I see it as a last resort

    And we will be making stamina potions to keep up with everyone anyway

    Not stick's job, the keyboard monkeys down in R&D are meant to be doing it and they are smoking pot and fapping to traps instead probably
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:56 No.18450026
    rolled 4 = 4

    ... Why am I suddenly thinking Sacchin?

    Anyways, I'm pretty satisfied with karaoke choice so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:56 No.18450027
    New thread time or will this one last another hour?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:56 No.18450028
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:57 No.18450032
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:58 No.18450037

    Anyway it just sort of popped into my head after the whole playing matchmaker idea that if we failed we would take care of them ourselves
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:58 No.18450038
    Then we should take matters into our own hands. We either kick their asses, or we network a bunch of Devices and translate it ourselves. Our teammate is being done a disservice by their laziness.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)04:58 No.18450039
    rolled 9 = 9

    >finally check that link
    I think that's a bit too meta, there.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)04:59 No.18450044
    rolled 18 = 18

    Isn't it sad, Sacchin?

    If she's here, she'll find someone. If Hayate's fortune can do a 180 off-world, so can hers, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:01 No.18450052
    Yumizuka Satsuki from Tsukihime, the one Keima replaced in
    Five characters in the game have routes, Sacchin dies in all of them, and doesn't get a route of her own.
    Hence, "Isn't Sad, Sacchin?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)05:03 No.18450063
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    You step offstage to open it for someone else.
    You walk up to where Amazoness is sitting with little Lo.
    "Hi there. Enjoying yourself?" You ask her.
    "Yes. Me am have fun." she answers as she cuddles Lo.
    "You like Lo?" you ask her.
    "He am look delicious." she says.
    "I-I'm sorry, the translation seems off. Did you jsut say 'delicious'?"
    "Yes, delicious, yummy. Ympris best cook on open fire." she answers you.
    "No make eat Lo please." Lo pleads with her.
    "Me no eat Lo. Too small." she answers with a smile.
    "Yeah, please don't eat him." you say yourself.
    "Me promise." she tells you.

    You leave her to her own devices to talk to Jun.
    He's sitting there with Souseiseiki and Shinku, Suisuisuisui is missing.
    "Hi guys, having fun?" you ask them.
    "Amazing party man! Great fireworks." Jun tells you.
    "You have put together a great event." Souseiseki adds.
    "Thanks. I could not have done it without the others' help. So how's that whole Medium thing going?" You ask Souseiseki.
    "We have yet to find suitable mediums." she answers you. "Suiseiseki herself is adamant about not trying to find one."

    [ ]volunteer yourself
    [ ]introduce her to _________
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:05 No.18450073
    Man that's harsh.

    If she is here it is our mission to find her someone
    And if we should fail which we will not then she shall join our swag pile
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:05 No.18450075
    [x] Suggest putting an ad in the Classified section.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:05 No.18450076
    [x] Introduce her to Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:07 No.18450082
    Introduce Boku to Yuki

    Introduce Suisuisuisui to Perrine
    Do not realize that they have already bonded
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:07 No.18450084
    Introduce her to Shirou. He's a goddamned simpleton, but he does fit her stated requisites.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:07 No.18450085
    Suiseiseki is the bitchy one, right? If so,
    [x]Introduce her to Perrine
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:07 No.18450087
    >"You like Lo?" you ask her.
    >"He am look delicious." she says.
    >"I-I'm sorry, the translation seems off. Did you jsut say 'delicious'?"
    >"Yes, delicious, yummy. Ympris best cook on open fire." she answers you.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:09 No.18450093
    >"If you want that stupid human, why not just take him for yourself desu?" She asks Perinne as they sit on the couch. "I can't" she says #msq

    4xSui has already met Perrine, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:10 No.18450094
    3mins ago:
    >"If you want that stupid human, why not just take him for yourself desu?" She asks Perinne as they sit on the couch. "I can't" she says #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:10 No.18450095
    Yeah, we're going to go kick some R&D ass, then do their job for them better and faster. Our friends deserve better than this shit.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:10 No.18450096
    It seems they've met already:
    >"If you want that stupid human, why not just take him for yourself desu?" She asks Perinne as they sit on the couch. "I can't" she says #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:11 No.18450108
    We don't know that though. It should be interesting, though, won't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:11 No.18450110
    While I'd love to volunteer ourselves, she is not an animal construct...
    Let's have a Medium-Matchmaking dinner date some day.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:12 No.18450113

    Oh god. OH GOD.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:12 No.18450115
    Implications are that's happening now, as Desu isn't with Jun, Shinku, and Boku.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:14 No.18450125
    [x]Introduce her to Yuki
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:17 No.18450132
    Hold up, I thought Desu bonded with Hina already?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:18 No.18450138
    Never stated, just that Desu showed up in Hina's room.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:18 No.18450140
    Nope we just thought it would be cool
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:18 No.18450141
    Man, i have no idea who any of these people even are.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:20 No.18450147
    The dolls, and Jun, are from Rozen Maiden, but that's about all I can say, myself.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)05:21 No.18450152
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    >Boku to Hina
    >Desu to Perinne
    "Well I think I may have someone in mind." You tell Souseiseki.
    'Hina, could you please come over, I want to introduce you to someone.' you mentillate her.
    'Sure.' she answers as she walks over.

    "Souseiseki, I'd like to introduce Hinagiku."
    "Hina, I'd liek you to meet Souseiseki. She's looking for a medium, like Jun is to Shinku." You tell her.
    "I was thinking that maybe you two could try hanging out for a couple of days."

    "Sure, I'd love that." She answers
    "I am willing to try that." Boku says as she flies up to Hina to shake her hand.

    You try and find Souseiseki in the crowd and find her sitting next to Perinne.
    'Well, I guess there's no need to introduce them anymore.' you think to yourself

    At that moment the door is thrown open.
    Shirou stands there panting, his mouth and nose ringed by a white substance.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:22 No.18450159

    he found the powder sugar!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:23 No.18450160
    Snow? Time to cool him off.
    *Drop a five foot wide snow cone on his head*
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:23 No.18450162
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    >Shirou stands there panting, his mouth and nose ringed by a white substance.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:23 No.18450165
    I know what you mean. Never watched/read Hayate, Strike Witches, Rozen Maiden, FMP, or Nanoha before these threads, stopped reading TWGOK around chapter 25, haven't even finished half the KS routes, haven't seen CCS since I was a kid, never been a 40k fan... Have read Fate/Stay Night and watched Madoka and Index, though. So I at least I know some of these people.

    Still loving it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)05:24 No.18450173
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    Shinku, Souseiseki and Suisuisuisui
    Are dolls from Rozen Maiden

    The twin dolls are looking for a medium, and followed Jun to the Bureau.

    Boku [souseiseki/blue doll] gets her nickname from her manner of speech that uses the masculine 'boku' in place of 'atashi'
    Desu [Suiseiseki/green doll] gets her nickname from talking like this desu~

    Kraus is attempting a TWINS THEY WERE scenario with them
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:25 No.18450178
    Bouncy Castle?
    Bouncy Castle.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:25 No.18450181

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:25 No.18450182
    Surprisingly LG does a good job of the characters.
    Some might act a little differently or be different versions ( Shirou ) but as far as I have seen the characters fit their common conception
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:26 No.18450185
    YES! Bouncy castle time!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:26 No.18450188
    Heck yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:27 No.18450195
    It's hard to think anyone on 4chan doesn't know Desu at the very least.

    /b/ used to pretty much be / Desu/ and it spread like a plague
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:27 No.18450196

    yeah, no, this shit isn't happening at our 13-year-old girlfriend's party (God that sounds weird).

    Grab, Teleport, somewhere AWAY from here. Anywhere. Without too much fuss.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:28 No.18450199

    Bouncy castle.

    Politely ask who the FUCK gave Shirou cocaine.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:28 No.18450203
    Changing my horrible pun >>18450160
    to these.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:29 No.18450208
    Stuff him in a teacup, give him powdered sugar cut with flour.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:31 No.18450221

    Wait, is that even cocaine or is it just sugar or some shit?

    Let's... I dunno. Get him out of sight and calmed down until he's not loopy?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:31 No.18450225
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:32 No.18450229
    It doesn't matter. He's getting Bouncy Castle'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:32 No.18450231
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    Also, that was like six years ago.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)05:32 No.18450232
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    "Oh shit." you say as you buckle down for possible colateral damage.
    "DOOMRIDER. WHAT DID YOU DO?" The emperor asks the flaming headed guy sitting next to Kharn.
    "Dude. That's not cocaine. I left my bags on my bike." He answers, "He did get into my bag of powdered sugar though. hahaha" he answers.
    You get up to restrain/control Shirou. Saber does the same.
    "Relax, I got this." Doomrider says as he pushes you back into your seat.

    He takes out a syringe and jams it into Shirou's neck. The sugar feind crumples in a heap on the floor.
    "Okay, What the fuck was that you jsut did?" The emprah asks.
    "Relax. It was just something to make him go to sleep and reduce his sugar levels. He should be back up in an hour."

    The party continued without much further incident.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:34 No.18450238
    Ok next time we want to make Shirou spaz out, we are making yummy snow
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:35 No.18450245
    Sedative insulin?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:38 No.18450266
    Sounds like.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)05:39 No.18450272
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    After the party ended, and the guests went their separate ways, you and the girls got into bed and went to sleep.

    You are awakened in the middle of the night, the bed suspiciously empty.
    someone is sitting on the edge of the of it.
    You sit up and turn on the lights.

    There she was seated with her back to you.
    She's grown up but there's no mistaking who she is.
    That long blonde hair, and that unspoken grace clearly giving away who she was.
    "A-tan?" you call out to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:40 No.18450274

    >No bouncy castle.

    Didn't refresh again then?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:40 No.18450276
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:40 No.18450277

    oh boy here we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:41 No.18450283

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:41 No.18450285
    Soul = crushed.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:41 No.18450287
    To be fair, he didn't say WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:43 No.18450297

    come on though, it was pretty unanimous. he needs to put a thing saying PART 1 if he's not going to allow input.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:44 No.18450301
    You mean, new thread in half an hour or so, after LG gets moar smokes?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)05:44 No.18450302
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    End of the World

    > have to go to my parents' place tonight.
    >Tweets will go through the night as usual
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:46 No.18450307

    so, how fucked are we?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:46 No.18450308
    Blast, I was wrong. Oh well, at least I can sleep relatively untroubled.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:49 No.18450324
    What's with the gay downvotes on the archive?

    Some threads went back down to red.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:49 No.18450325

    Why you do this LG? Why?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:50 No.18450326
    Well, we know that our bed isn't supposed to be empty, which is better than the last dream of canon we had.

    Best option I can see is to try to get A-tan in contact with the local Bureau agent. After that, either
    A) She gets drained as a S.U.E. (if she qualifies) or
    B) Gets an escort to the Bureau so we can talk in person instead of dreamspace.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:50 No.18450327
    Couple of aspies who don't like this because it isn't their fun
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)05:52 No.18450336
    Those are pink, not red. Red is actually in the negatives. Anywho, it's as >>18450327 says
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:55 No.18450349
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)05:56 No.18450359
    Who's A-tan
    >832 posts
    Almost there, most posts was in 900s (93something or something like that) when Ted arrived.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)06:03 No.18450397
    Athena, a girl from HnG that loves Hayate. He promised to marry her when they were kids or something

    In this she is causing troubles behind the scenes because she wants him back in the everything hates hayateverse so she can have him
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)06:05 No.18450413
    You know it seems we are finding lots of twins.

    Aare we sure the bureau isn't in the twins dimension?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)06:07 No.18450421
    She should just
    learn to share.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)06:09 No.18450433
    Our former girlfriend.
    She turned us into a butler,
    She lives in a magic castle with a the ghost of king Midas.

    We inadvertently broke her heart, and theres a thoery that she's the one draining our majaik earlier when we didnt have the girls.

    More girls = more love
    More love = more majaik
    Athena was draining our majaik/love
    We managed to overcome that somehow by getting the girls.
    But now that she's back she either wants us back, or she's out to drain us for good
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)06:16 No.18450474
    LG popped into a thread and actually said she was causing it. Nothing about how just it was her
    >> ship's cook 03/25/12(Sun)07:57 No.18450945
    No crazy theories/plans for tonight?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)08:04 No.18450972
    Appears not.

    We planned out our trolling using the melmo candies know we need to get a lion with a cape and a wolf with an eye patch and beret and started working on ideas for the dagger
    >> ship's cook 03/25/12(Sun)08:30 No.18451088
    We seem to need to take it apart for the watch.
    Don't use it yet, it may have a small charge of time sand left that we might need
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)08:40 No.18451134
    I think that it doesn't need to be broken but maybe a chip taken from the handle.

    The had of a watch is quite a bit smaller than the handle of a dagger
    >> Landing Gear 03/25/12(Sun)08:50 No.18451175
         File: 1332679817.jpg-(1.29 MB, 1745x1942, sakabroto and corn are here to(...).jpg)
    1.29 MB
    My laptop has gimp.
    Your argument is invalid
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)08:53 No.18451190
    I thought you were at your parents tonight not sitting there colouring?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)08:55 No.18451192
    >> Landing Gear 03/25/12(Sun)08:56 No.18451197
    Yes. Im watching the game with my dad.
    While im fiddling on my laptop.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)08:56 No.18451198
    Cool job of it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)08:58 No.18451214
    Heh even when you aren't meant to be working on this you are working on this.

    So do you dream of trolling us? Do you wake up with a giant troll grin on your face in the morning? Or does HUEHUEHUE fill your dreams...
    >> Landing Gear 03/25/12(Sun)09:02 No.18451236
    About that. I once dreamt I was MC. Running around bureau with voices screaming in my head.
    "No CRAZY IVAN!"
    "CATCH HER!"

    Was a weird night
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:09 No.18451265
    I could imagine.
    I have been catching up on SWQ since I dropped out of the loop around thread 5 and only just decided to catch up.

    So much win should be illegal, almost cracked a rib laughing so hard
    >> Landing Gear 03/25/12(Sun)09:11 No.18451272
    I broke a tooth off.
    Fucking SWQ.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:12 No.18451281
    Heh I remember that.
    You wondered what Choppa you would get from the Toof.

    I am just at thread 40 and spend about ten minutes laughing at MC pushing the missile out and going "shoo"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:19 No.18451323
    I have followed this since thread one as well, never thought I would find something that not having a job would be good for but being able to be a part of this has been fun

    I sort of claim the blame for Ted though since I was the one who posted the idea as the first reply and literally everyone picked it up.

    Wish I was better at writing because so many ideas I have had that i can't put into words well enough to try

    I think the ted incident might of kicked off our desire for a menagerie to go with the harem
    >> Landing Gear 03/25/12(Sun)09:26 No.18451361
    Soon enough you guys will be a pokemon trainer that uses hats like pokeballs
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:27 No.18451372
    So the top hat was our master ball

    The bowler was probably a slow ball or a heavy ball
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:34 No.18451404
    What kind of butler can we make with a ten gallon hat?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:37 No.18451418
    A horse or a bull
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:37 No.18451423
    Oh.. Oh it gets better. It gets *much* better than that. I don't know how the fucker does it, man.

    Although, the PTSD gets heavier, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:42 No.18451442
    Shit, they are going to be chalking up a death by asphyxiation from laughter then.

    The massive spam between planefags posts is a bit irritating but like with this it causes some of the best moments.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:45 No.18451461
    It's like LG, PapaN and Planefag are feeding each others trollery.

    They just get stronger and stronger.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:50 No.18451490
    And I love all three of them.

    Seriously they are the sort of people we had in old /tg/ when anything and everything could be discussed and made awesome. A lot of the time it wasn't but those rare few literally turned everything into gold
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)09:59 No.18451530
    Heh I reckon we need a kangaroo minion as well.
    He could have the old akubra hat with corks hanging off it and be useful for producing things out of nowhere with his pouch.

    Probably a bit of a wanker though but that's no biggie

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