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    27 KB Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:04 No.18431575  
    What's the draw to abandoned places like towns and cities? I personally feel a desire to at minimum explore one in my life.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:06 No.18431595
    Like everything else /tg/ is interested in

    We want to fuck it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:10 No.18431614

    Precisely. I'm a veteran abandoned building fucker and I can give you some advice if you want to fuck an abandoned building. First of all: bring protection, something to clean with, and lubricant. Old buildings are full of dirt and broken bits and pieces. You'll want to look for old pipes sticking out of walls. Clean out the pipe, apply lube, stick in penis (using a condom to keep whatever dirty shit is in there off your important bits) and get pounding.

    It's amazing. I think I forgot how many abandoned buildings I fucked so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:11 No.18431625
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:45 No.18431873
    hah, casualfag. I bet you have only consensual sex with them or even date with the buildings beforehand. You don't know the thrill of raping the buildings
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:48 No.18431891
    I usually bring a hammer and chisel, make a hole and then fuck it.

    There's nothing quite like ripping a hole in a building and then raping the wound.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:52 No.18431912
    do you prefer brick walls or concrete walls? Maybe wood?
    How about rooftops?
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:55 No.18431933

    Always go with floors or walls. Roofs give you shingles.

    If you like it rough, go with a concrete or brick wall. If you like it soft and are a colossal pussy, go with a wood wall, preferably partly rotten. Or wet plaster.

    One time I even fucked a pile of rubble. Too bad there was a rusted nail in there, and, well... ouch.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:55 No.18431937
    I usually steal some furniture after the sex just to make them feel robbed, I have a huge room full of trophies of all the abandoned buildings I have had sex with.
    There is something with dirty concrete.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:56 No.18431941
    >Always go with floors or walls. Roofs give you shingles.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:56 No.18431942
    >Dating buildings

    this is my fetish
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:58 No.18431957
    >That sweet build up before sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:58 No.18431966
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    I don't know what happened to this thread, but I'm not about to argue it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:59 No.18431971
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    >pouring wine on the concrete
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:59 No.18431975
    I know that you guys will hate me because of this but I like small abandoned houses. I usually bring a pickaxe then tear down the floor right to the ground where I pour out a few liters of water and then I fuck the mud. You guys should try it out one day, it will change your life
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:00 No.18431983
    >dat hot bungalow action
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:00 No.18431984

    You guys are missing out, I tricked a shed into letting me 'secure it's foundations' and it's now sitting tied down in my basement, sometimes I fuck it and make my house watch, there's nothing better than cuckholding your house with a much younger and smaller shed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:01 No.18431996
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:02 No.18432002
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    I fucking love you, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:05 No.18432018
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:06 No.18432024
    She must feel all empty inside, do you have some Shed on House?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:07 No.18432037
    Yeah, we get it, you guys are hardcore house rapists and proud of it.

    At least vacuum the floor a little before you rip it a new one. That's not too much to ask, right? We're not monsters.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:07 No.18432040
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    Would you?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:08 No.18432044
    Man it must shed an awful amount of tears, when you knock on her door.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:08 No.18432052
    white knight virgin detected
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:09 No.18432054
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    D-does... does anybody have any a-aztec architecture?

    N-not that I'd like it or anything...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:09 No.18432055
    Obviously christian.

    So... dating no. Rape YES!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:09 No.18432059
    and by door you mean back-door, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:09 No.18432062
    I'd put my dick in the chimney, then slob it on the windows writing awful puns and then cum in the rain drain.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:10 No.18432071
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    No, but here's some Man on Shed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:11 No.18432080
    Oh come on, does every fucking thread on /tg/ have to turn into a cheesecake gallery?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:11 No.18432083
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    I enjoy asian architecture. Problem?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:11 No.18432084
    Only if she's in the mood, she's really into watching, hell, after a really intense shed fucking sometimes I have to go up on her roof and fix a few tiles that have fallen down, she just gets that excited.

    I only have a cute little shed-slave because she likes it too.

    After-all she's been there for me whenever life's been hard, sheltering me from the cold and all.

    I re-pointed her brickwork the other day, I swear I could feel the paving slabs on the garden path shaking the ladder as I did it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:11 No.18432088
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    So, am I the only one with a penchant for non-euclidian houses?

    pic related, my favourite fapfic
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:12 No.18432100
    Asians ain't got no backside.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:13 No.18432105
    Wow you guys are so old school, has seriously no one tried to find and fuck an abandoned ship down the river? Fuck man, nothing like repairing the comm system just so the bitch can broadcast out sweet sweet boat fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:13 No.18432109
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:14 No.18432114

    You should get a second shed. Hot two-sheds action.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:14 No.18432115
    Save that shit for /d/.

    And yes, that's fucking hot.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:14 No.18432120
    barely acceptable.

    At least it's not japanese. Weeaboos might be happy with those ridiculous paper walls but I prefer good old western bricks, logs and concrete.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:15 No.18432124
    >That paintjob

    fucking fake-ass piece of shit
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:15 No.18432125
    sick fuck. What will be the next? fucking bird nests?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:15 No.18432131
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    You what?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:15 No.18432132


    I want to see that fucking living room. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:16 No.18432139
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    I prefer my houses with a nice wooly doormat.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:18 No.18432164
    How the fuck can you say that? Doormats are the most disgusting thing a house could ever have.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:19 No.18432172
    >Not having a clean shaven house
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:19 No.18432177
    I don't know, I don't really have room in my basement for one.

    I've been thinking that it'd be nice to get a dog house or something in there, I mean I like pet-play and all and it would be pretty fucking hot.

    But I don't want to creep out my house, I've got a good thing going here and I have no idea what I'd do if I lost it and had to go back to sticking my dick in condemned buildings like a skint junky.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:19 No.18432179
    Also it's totally off topic. This thread is about abandoned houses.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:20 No.18432182
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    Hey, just because I like my buildings with a little more... refine than the common rabble, doesn't mean you gotta be hating.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:20 No.18432184
    >wearing shoes indoors

    You disgust me.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:20 No.18432190

    There's no sport in fucking sluts. Let me guess, the same house got a contractor to increase the square feet of the balcony. Enjoy your barbie doll house.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:24 No.18432223
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    I apologize for nothing
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:24 No.18432224
    >Barbie Doll House

    Don't mind if I do!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:24 No.18432226
    Reported to FBI.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:25 No.18432228
    [spoiler]got more?[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:25 No.18432232
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    >forgot my pic
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:25 No.18432233

    ...Get that shit off my board, you filth.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:26 No.18432239
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    Tell it it was asking for it, /tg/. It can't go anywhere like this now because of you. The gaps in the wall, the exposed and rusting metal. It was just the style, and you took advantage of it, out in the open, where it couldn't get help.

    You make me sick.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:26 No.18432249
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    This one's from Brazil
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:29 No.18432269
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    Such maturity for it's size and age.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:30 No.18432283
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    Fuck your disgusting 3D shit.

    Fictional houses are better.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:31 No.18432287

    Shutters open and everything... What has /tg/ come to.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:32 No.18432302
    What a little sweetie.
    >You will never have a little gingerbread house
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:33 No.18432317

    My vacation house by the coast sometimes dresses up as one, just for me.

    Hubba hubba.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:34 No.18432330
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    >Implying I don't have a couple ready for threesome action

    Sometimes it's a hard fit, but a bit of honey usually let's everything slip in easily
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:34 No.18432331
    To answer OP's question, I do a lot of urban exploration (basically: exploring abandoned buildings), and I just think there's something.... almost mystical about forgotten and decaying buildings. The decay produces an almost surreal post-apocalyptic landscape, and you can often piece together what once was just by what's left.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:34 No.18432336
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    Exotic furnishing's
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:36 No.18432359
    Ohhh that sounds so fucking hot.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:37 No.18432373
    Pics? Timestamped if possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:39 No.18432383
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    Anyone into bizzare things?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:39 No.18432390
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    Or maybe some gore?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:39 No.18432394
    Can these be bought?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:40 No.18432395

    Ugh, that's disgusting. The walls would break if you even tried anything!

    Personally, I prefer a house with more wood on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:40 No.18432396
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    boys i think i'm beginning to get a little jungle fever... everyone knows the best buildings are are hot wet and ready for an expedition!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:42 No.18432413
    How do you even fuck a building like that?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:42 No.18432419
    Holy Jesus look at that overgrowth! I can't even see the entrance.

    The air's probably too thick to breathe down there. Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:43 No.18432424
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:46 No.18432468
    this is mildly disturbing /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:47 No.18432471
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    "Alright baby I know its not what we usually do, but lets keep going! I KNOW YOUR BASEMENT STAIRS ARE FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY BUT I LOVE YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:49 No.18432498
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    What can I say, I love cougars
    >> Mayor Jim Suttle !OMAHa/k25s 03/23/12(Fri)16:52 No.18432513
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    >mfw filename
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:52 No.18432515
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    You, son, are small time.

    Nothing but a building could make so many men hate each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:54 No.18432536
    Fucking necrophiles...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:57 No.18432557
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    sup guiz
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:58 No.18432565
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    What, you saying you can't enjoy a good, sturdy building?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:00 No.18432582
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    I explore a lot. Pretty fun shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:00 No.18432586
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    >Got torn down

    Never mind me, I'll just enjoy some REAL handiwork
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:01 No.18432596
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    You know you want to.

    Dem Indians, man...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:03 No.18432613
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    Abandoned Nuclear Power Plant. Was never completed, however, so it's merely the shell of the building.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:03 No.18432617

    Waaaay too bottom-heavy. You must hate skyscrapers.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:05 No.18432630
    >was never completed
    Damn, man. Keep the loli on /b/.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:05 No.18432631
    You fucked an abortion?

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:06 No.18432636
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:06 No.18432638
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    Here's the Reactor Enclosure, with my friends for scaling purposes.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:06 No.18432639
    >dat pic

    Dammit, /tg/. I'm getting the urge to go play Call of Pripyat again...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:08 No.18432657
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    moar nuclear
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:10 No.18432680

    Dude, nuclear plants aren't to be fucked with. Didn't you hear about what happened in Japan? Fucking crazy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:10 No.18432681
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    There is another one of these nuclear reactors in my state, but its location is not publicly known and the one person who I know who knows the location refuses to tell me unless I bring him along for the trip.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:13 No.18432695

    You mean how a few other countries panicked more than they did? Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:13 No.18432702
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    The cooling tower was never completed, but since the base of it was it's an interesting visit anyways.
    If you go inside of the base, stand in the middle and speak, the structure will make your voice echo rather loudly. Very fun stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:17 No.18432746
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    taken in an abandoned slaughterhouse
    aight, I'm outta here
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:24 No.18432801
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    pssh... small time, none of you know about those yandere structures.

    [non-spoiler] weaboo detected, proside to launch "U R a fagoat" [/non-spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:19 No.18433252
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    OP here...
    What have I done?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:23 No.18433285
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    Hi OP, >>18431595 here

    I am sorry. I am so sorry
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:48 No.18433468
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    You two have made my fucking day.
    I haven't laughed so hard about a thread in weeks.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:49 No.18433477
    It's all fun and games until your house gets molested.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:51 No.18433485
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    How do you guys feel about this design?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:51 No.18433493
    Looks like a dick.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:54 No.18433514
    Um, even better.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:55 No.18433525

    You see what you want to see...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:56 No.18433531
    Yeah, and Vivec himself is sitting in a lotus position exactly where the glans is. So appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)19:40 No.18433856
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    You know what we should do?
    Gang bang a hobbit hole.

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