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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: PARTY HARD Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)07:49 No.18428802  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    You find Hina and Erica In the cafeteria having a drink.
    "PANDA!" Hina squues as she sees you approaching with Lo
    "You got to keep him?" Erica asks
    "You'll need a fucking ark soon enough." she tells you.

    You sit down with Erica as Hina goes to cuddle Lo.
    "So, what're your plans for Nanoha's party?" she asks you.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)07:51 No.18428812
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)07:53 No.18428819
    Oh, yes, its time,

    Well the inital plan was to to invite everyone for explosion-themed party.

    Someone gave the idea for a solidified explosion shaped into a dress, that makes the sound of far off mega explosions when rustling.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)07:56 No.18428825
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    Well, we need an explosion made into a dress for Nanoha, and instead of normal rustling bullshit it sounds like far-away explosions.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)07:56 No.18428831
    Invite Nanoha's friends, we really don't know the Advanced Class that much.
    I'm voting for a small party with a Molotov explosion show.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)07:57 No.18428836
    I disagree, we shall party like it's EIGHTEEN SIXTY-NINE.

    Tea gowns, hoop skirts, petticoats, crinolines though not the absurdly huge ones, corsets, tailcoats, tophats, winged collars.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)07:57 No.18428839
    We kind of should ask Nanoha on who to invite....
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:00 No.18428858
    Ask Vita and Madoka

    We then get our team, and some other people in on he party.

    Maybe shirou
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:01 No.18428861
    Yeah we may as well invite him, he'll just end up crashing it if we don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:02 No.18428866
    Also we still owe him that fudge.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:04 No.18428876
    People to invite, check with the girls for these of course, the Witches, any and all of Nanoha's friends, our immediate team. Anyone else the girls want and do a cursory check of who is in our class.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:05 No.18428884
    Sooo. Do we call on Vita and Madoka to invite the advanced classes people?
    Do we hold it in our room?
    Do we have time to try and find that dress?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:06 No.18428889
    >our class
    Why? This is Nanoha's party. Ask her who she wants there.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:07 No.18428896
    See how many people get invited and see how many will fit if invited > fit find somewhere else. If we can get the explosion dress quickly it'd make a great present.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:07 No.18428897
    I disagree with expanding the guest list that far. This is supposed to be Nanoha's party, and I think inviting people from our class that Nanoha hasn't met before is a little inconsiderate.
    This is a party for her, not us.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:09 No.18428915
    So our immediate team+ people Vita/Madoka think should be there + a select few?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)08:12 No.18428928
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    Its around 3 in the afternoon.
    Lessons finish at 4:30pm

    If you majaik all the food, [you already have the cake]
    you can squeeze in some time for shopping.

    Another alternate route would be to get Frau to do the dress. [give her general design, she uses disguise mode]
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:13 No.18428931
    >Alternate timelines are never any fun. Specially if you accidentally killed everyone in one of them. Fixable but hard as a fuck to do. #msq

    W-what the hell are the AU Hayates doing?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:13 No.18428933
    Check in with Vita and Madoka about the Advanced Class people.
    We should get a confirmation on the number of people and check our venues.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:14 No.18428944
    Yeh let's go with that.
    >You know what I like about twitter? it's a like a paperbag. Great for storing your brain-farts in. but people will smell it eventually.
    Ahahaha oh you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:17 No.18428961
    Well, the cake is the important hand-made item. Other food and refreshments should be fine as majaiked up.
    Dress shopping for Nanoha might be in order.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:17 No.18428963
    Frau makes it easier but it might not be able to replicate the explosions perfectly and it means Nanoha can't keep explosion dress afterwards which is a point against it. Delegate tasks efficiently, leave guest list to Erica and/or Ursula, get Jakob, Ted and Lo started on party decorations and cooking while we obtain an explosion dress, we can count that one as a gift from the Family and the watch as one from just us.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)08:19 No.18428973
    rolled 94 = 94

    Yeah that would work. Also if possible, maybe we can use molotovs or explosives by sousuke for grand fireworks finale?
    Fucking things up, apparently. Sounds like they fucked with time one to many. Reminds me of that old Halo machinima, forgot the name.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:19 No.18428975
    >It's only canon if it's loaded and fired. Anything else is a hollow metal tube.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:19 No.18428976
    Frau sounds like a good idea, we wont need Nanoha's measurements.

    Contact Vita/Madoka, apologize for disturbing them during classes and ask who might come to the party.

    Get Hina and Lo to distract Nanoha after classes and to keep the room cleared until the guests arrive.

    Have Erica help us with prep-time and see if Ursula can whip up some fireworks.
    [I bet that's already what they gave her that morning.]

    Make a shitload of Molotov for use later
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:21 No.18428991
    So unless it appears in-thread, its ignorable?
    I'm okay with that.

    >[50% of the shit has appeared in-game]
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:21 No.18428992
    It's a locket, but otherwise I agree with most of your plan. I think the guest list could be handled by us by asking Madoka and Vita, and then mentillating invitations to the guests.
    We are a butler, and should be able to handle event planning.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:23 No.18429000
    Just think of it this way; there's a 50% chance that Perrine might be pregnant, and a 50% chance that she might not be!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:24 No.18429007
    I meant locket, I'm up too late and went dumb for a minute. But then again finals are over so I'm allowed to murder my schedule.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)08:27 No.18429020
    Is there any shop that we can do a quick stop over for explosion dress? PX? Ridiculously Convenient Store? That other magic dress shop?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:29 No.18429028
    Oh no no no, it's all canon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:31 No.18429041
    Ridiculously convenient store most likely. He always has whatever we'll need for whatever situation is about to come up.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)08:33 No.18429049
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    >current common idea
    >contact Vita/Madoka.

    You decide to see how many guests you might be expecting, you reach out to the two girls from the Advanced class that are close to Nanoha.

    'Vita, Madoka. I apologize for disturbing you during classes, but I was thinking of throwing a surprise party for Nanoha.'
    'Hmnnn Good idea.' Vita says
    'Can we help?' Madoka asks.

    'I was wondering if you know who to invite for it. and If maybe you could give me a rough number.'
    'Well, there's the paper users, Nanoha talks with the tiny one a lot' says the equally tiny hamemr loli
    'There's the SISTERS too. We go shopping with them sometimes.' madoka says.
    'I think Corn could come if we asked him. We've been sparring with him a lot lately. He's always up to party.' Vita adds.
    'So, should we say, about a dozen people?' you ask.
    'Make it fifteen to be safe.' Vita says.
    'Thanks girls, I'll see you at our place after classes. I'll have someone distract Nanoha as the guests assemble.'
    'Okay. Food better be good.' Vita tells you.
    'Of course.' you answer.

    'Hmnnn taht makes 10 from my circle of friends, and 15 from advanced classes. They'd fit into the room after Kraus redecorates it.' you think to yourself.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:34 No.18429052
    I think actually getting the dress is a better idea.

    Maybe clothes beam it or something

    The food we can majaik since we may end up with quite a few guests and probably Luchinni who eats like a monster
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)08:35 No.18429059
    Wait are you inviting the witches?
    +5 then
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:35 No.18429062
    Two sets of twins and a triplet?
    >clothes beam
    Oh god we're going to end up wearing it aren't we.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:37 No.18429065
    >'I think Corn could come if we asked him. We've been sparring with him a lot lately. He's always up to party.'

    >Always up to party
    We thought it was KHORNE that nanoha blasted.
    It's KHARNE!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:37 No.18429066
    Ask our animals three to start with decorations. Have Ursula the engineer coordinate with Sagara to make an impressive fireworks for both outside the window of the party and on the roof for when we take Nanoha up there.

    Delegate Hina and Erica to something, I have no clue what and go searching for the explosive dress, if we can't think of anything else one of them could assist us in this quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:38 No.18429068
    Nah. Touma has the SISTERS under his belt.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:39 No.18429076

    Go purchase the dress, I am sure we can get Nanoha's measurements somewhere easily enough

    He Kraus on remodelling our room and preparing food enough for 30 people

    See about what else we may need...

    Also check if Lo has a little mode or not. It isn't necessary but it seems to be a running thing so far for our minions to have big and little modes
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:39 No.18429078
    Hina and Lo will distract Nanoha.
    Erica will assist Ted and J [neither have thumbs]
    Vita/madoka will bring the guests to our room while Nanoha is distracted
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:40 No.18429079
    He IS a pretty swell guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:41 No.18429085
    Note to Hayate.
    You dont want to have your arm ripped out of it's socket
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:42 No.18429091
    No we work on the rooftop fireworks ourselves.
    the window ones could be delegated to them though

    Inb4 Sagara gifts Nanoha a bag of grenades
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:49 No.18429115
    It would be the one time he knew what to gift aaa girl
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:51 No.18429123
    Wait who is ted playing with. (slowpoke sorry)
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:58 No.18429153
    Go set up I suppose, where are we doing this anyway? I cant remember.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)08:59 No.18429154
    He and Jakob were looking after frenchy

    I think we should hit up interdimensional fashions first. I think they have the best chance of having the dress we want.

    While we are there get another suit for Erica so that she and Ursula can wear them tonight.

    See how J and Ted are going as well while we are at it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:00 No.18429160
    Our room I think.. We may have to move it somewhere else since we have 30 guests to deal with
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)09:01 No.18429163
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    >Delegate tasks
    >Find dress
    >check on Little Lo

    "Lo, do you have a smaller form?" You ask him as Hina cuddles him like a giant black and white teddybear.
    "Me dunno. Big only till now." he answers.
    "I CAN HANDLE THAT SHIT, LIMP-DICK." Kraus tells you.
    "You can?"
    You see Lo Shrink In Hina's arms until hes about only a couple of feet small.
    "SQUEEE~!" Hina cuddles him some more.
    "Thank you mr.Teapot. Small form good for getting out of trabble." He answers.

    'Guys,' you call out to Ted and J 'Are you still with Perrinne?'
    'No Sir, we are in the Library with miss Yuki.'
    'Can you guys go back to the room and help with party preparations?'
    'Of course Sir.' J answers.
    'Oh. Extend an invitation to Yuki as well before you head here. Tell her to come anytime this evening if she wants to.'
    'Of course Sir.'

    "Erica, can you help Ted and J get started on some food? Maybe some finger food or snacks."
    "Sure. We have plenty of potatoes left, I can make fries." she answers
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)09:03 No.18429167
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    "Hina, Lo, can I ask you two to distract Nanoha as the guests gather in our room? Maybe walk with her around the quad, but make sure to keep her away from the dorms."
    "No problem." Hina answers as she still squeezes Little Lo

    'Ursula, Hi.' You call out to her 'Can you work on some fireworks for tonight? I can ask Sousuke to help you if you need it.'
    'Sure. I still have some left over stuff from the gift we made her.' She answers.
    'Thanks. You're great.'

    'Sousuke.' You contact him 'I was wondering, could you help me with a pyrotechnic dispaly for tonight? I was gonna throw a birthday party for Nanoha and some fireworks would be awesome.'
    'I have a crate of surplus missiles, and a new AA system I have to test. Can we use that?' he asks you.
    'Perfect. By the way, sorry about the shit I said earlier.'
    'Don't worry about it, It was the perfect application of psychological warfare. Only Mao could have done better.'

    You then face Hina and Erica again.
    "I'll be out shopping for another gift I have in mind."
    "If you girls need anything, just call out and I'll be right there to help."

    "Sure." they both answer.

    You head to the dorms to retrieve a bike.
    Hina stays in the quad to await dismissal.
    Erica comes with you up to the room.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:03 No.18429169
    I think Hina just had a cutegasm
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)09:05 No.18429173
    You can fit 30 people in there. It's been expanded remember?
    After Kraus modifies the interior to take out the bed and kitchen, it should be large enough with room to spare
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:06 No.18429179
    I am glad he isn't going to kill us

    I can just see him thinking out why we managed to get him so riled up and deciding that we are truly talented at reading people and over thinking that whole thing when it was just us trolling
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:07 No.18429184
    Yeah I realized it was expanded I just didn't really think it was that big.

    Good to know
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)09:14 No.18429229
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    A few moments later and you are on your bike and headed to town.
    YOu think of where you should do he shopping

    [ ]RCH
    [ ]Interdimentional fashions
    [ ]other_____

    >BRB Buyan SMOKES
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:18 No.18429246
    [x] interdimensional fashions
    If I recall, Ridiculously Convenient has trouble with highly specific orders?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:19 No.18429256
    I'd start with interdimensional fashions and if that doesn't have what we're looking for look for an absurdly specialized store.

    Explosive Boutique, our artisans collect the finest explosions from the multiverse and sew them into high quality garments that still maintain the destructive allure of a pile of TnT or a nuclear bomb.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:20 No.18429259
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:23 No.18429273
    He's addicted

    IDF and if he can't get it then BOOM evening wear, for the classy lady or gentleman who likes to make a truly lasting impression
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:35 No.18429340
    So while we wait, any more opinions on melmo candy trolling? Any other suggestions for who to get?
    Current are Mike and Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:43 No.18429368
    Start with Interdimensional Fashions, and then as these two said, look for a niche boutique if IDF doesn't carry what we want.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:44 No.18429371
    >"Permission granted." The Director tells Yuki. "Observe. Interact.. Experience." "T-thank y-you ma'am." She answers. #msq

    Awww Yeeeeeeah.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)09:45 No.18429375
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    YOu first decide to check out Interdimensional Fashions.
    After parking your bike at the rack near the park's entrance. YOu walk straight to the shop tended by the green being.

    "Hey. What do you want? Another skirt for you?" He asks as he solves a sudoku grid in the local paper.

    Add a roll to determine dress quality.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)09:45 No.18429376
    Interdimensional fashions.
    If they don't have it, then check with The Prop Shop, they do props and costumes for all kinds of plays and movies across all dimensions. I'm sure some version of Micheal Bay has used a dress made of explosions in some AU.

    I approve of the Melmo candy trolling, but not any trolling involving further hayate jr. shenanigans. This shit is problematic enough without us pouring fuel on the fire.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:48 No.18429388
    rolled 49 = 49

    "I'm looking for a dress made of explosions, rustling with the sound of far-off artillery, in these measurements." And provide Nanoha's measurements.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:48 No.18429389
    rolled 48 = 48

    We want a dress made out of the greatest explosions to ever grace the universe, bag it, make it for these measurements.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)09:48 No.18429391
    rolled 23 = 23

    "I need a dress made of explosions, made of fabric that when it rustles, sounds like distant explosions"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:49 No.18429396
    rolled 23 = 23

    Can you make a dress out of explosions, because that is what we need.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:51 No.18429407
    rolled 34 = 34

    What is this? Did we suddenly get the RNG seed for TG Quest?
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)09:51 No.18429409
    rolled 55 = 55

    rollan again for this, these rolls are unacceptable.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:51 No.18429413
    rolled 17 = 17

    Explosion dress, can you do it?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:51 No.18429417
    rolled 2 = 2

    Not for me this time, I need a dress made of explosions that sounds like the far off boom of explosions when it moves. Either describe Nanoha or give hm sizes, whichever we know

    And another suit the same as we got for our lady the other night
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)09:52 No.18429420
    rolled 78 = 78

    dammit, again!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:52 No.18429421
    rolled 22 = 22

    Dem rolls.

    "A dress that's basically explosions made fabric.
    If possible every step made in it should sound like distant artillery."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:52 No.18429423
    rolled 75 = 75

    Oh god these rolls.

    Worst rolls ever
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:52 No.18429424
    rolled 64 = 64

    We just can't roll for the really important things.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:53 No.18429427
    rolled 53 = 53


    "A dress made of explosions, if that makes sense."

    /tg/ Dice, Ho!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:53 No.18429428
    rolled 93 = 93

    This is good, but it also needs an attractive, flattering cut. Nanoha needs cuteness in her dress as well as explosions.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:53 No.18429430
    rolled 10 = 10

    These rolls are decidedly lackluster.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:53 No.18429434
    I think we should take these.

    No more tempting the dice gods
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:53 No.18429435
    rolled 96 = 96

    Be sure to specify that we aren't the ones who are going to be wearing it. Last thing we need is to get caught in clothes beam of explosions.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)09:53 No.18429440
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    rolled 42 = 42

    LOL your rolls are bad tonight.
    You guys are lucky the fighting's over.
    lemme try.

    "One mythbuster's special."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:54 No.18429442

    And once again, we span enough rolls to play the averages.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)09:54 No.18429443
    there we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:56 No.18429453
    Thanks LG but we got this
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:57 No.18429457
    >mythbusters special
    Okay, I chuckled.

    Also, if there's any way to get a candy or two from Melmo, we ought to save one for Nanoha after our trolling is done. Yes we don't need it, but she seems to like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)09:59 No.18429473
    rolled 39 = 39

    Time to save the day!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:01 No.18429478
    When we get Meta Quest dice, I'm all for it.
    Those poor bastards rarely get a break.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)10:01 No.18429479
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    >lol I suck

    "No, not for me this time." you answer him with chagrin.
    "I need a dress that's basically an explosion made fabric. If possible I want it to sound like distant artillery when the wearer moves."
    "hmnnn finally, a challenge. Measurements?"
    "uhhh..." you sweatdrop
    "A picture/Holo will do." he tells you.
    "I'VE GOT THIS COVERED SHIT-FOR-BRAINS" Kraus tells you as he projects a 3d hologram of Nanoha.
    "Yeah, I can do that." the green guy tells you.
    He says as he points at the counter.

    On it appears a red, yellow and orange dress.
    The colors seem to be in constant motion.
    He picks it up and gives it a light shake.
    *boom* *boom* *boom*
    it resounds softly.

    "Perfect! Thanks." you tell him. "Oh also, I need another two suits.one an exact replica of the one I had you packed last Sunday, and another to fit her." you say as you display a holo of Hina.

    "CLOTHES BEAM! CLOTHES BEAM!" he fires rapidly.
    He hands you the bag containing your purchases shortly.
    "Five Guptas total." he says.
    You pay him and leave the store.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:05 No.18429497
    Oh shit this is gonna be awesome.
    And possibly require a change of pants for everyone involved

    I think back to our room for preparations unless anyone has any good ideas
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)10:06 No.18429498
    head back for prep work right?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:06 No.18429501
    Man he's so convenient for our party shenanigans.

    I can't think of anything else we need, make sure the locket is fully loaded with phrases for every conceivable situation including long absences, witty quips concerning fishmen, asking how her day was and so on.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:06 No.18429502
    ...Okay, yeah. Nanoha's going to be wanting in our pants the moment she gets that. Good god. It'll be like wearing a vibrator all day for her if the movie is any indication.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:07 No.18429507
    I think I mentioned her humping our leg if we managed this.

    I think it might be a bit beyond that
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)10:07 No.18429509
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    Perfect, now on to the party. Go back to the room and prepare.

    >MAde this while waiting for thread, which reminds me, we need to check on Perrine later, maybe the day after the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:07 No.18429511
    Lets drop by the RCH for any party favors.
    maybe hats and streamers and shit
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:08 No.18429513
    Ridiculously Convenient Store to get some gift wrap for Nanoha's dress (that we give in front of everyone) and for the locket (that we give in private).
    Then it's back home to finish all preparations.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)10:08 No.18429514
    like crackers that make actual small explosions
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:09 No.18429516
    We should do that, it is only gentlemanly to check in on her to see how she is going

    And it means we can have more fun with tsunderity
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:09 No.18429519
    Good idea, mentilate in to home base and see if there are any party things we're missing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)10:10 No.18429522
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    HELP. I am feeling bad for Perrine.

    >Also goddamn Ive saved so many pics of her lately.
    >Did I accidentally a whole new waifu?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:12 No.18429533
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:12 No.18429534
    Sad, lonely girls will make anyone feel bad, no matter how bitchy they normally can be.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)10:13 No.18429537
    Or streamers that have sparklers on them that make small explosive sounds. Confetti blowers, where the confetti explodes on contact. Juice that goes boom when in the mouth.

    Hell, anything party-related, so long as it goes fucking BOOM

    >"NONE OF WHAT I WILL SAY WILL EVER GET OUT OF THIS ROOM OKAY?" Perrinne tells Miyafuji after she shoved Lucchinni out of her door. #msq
    >"W-what?!" She asks Perrinne "Does he know?" "NO." she answers "And he shouldn't find out until it's time." "When's that?" "He'll know" #msq

    Oh, LG . .
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:18 No.18429561
    That's true. Hayate still thinks she's sick. So maybe some get-well flowers would be in order.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:18 No.18429562
    Strangely enough I have always felt sorry for her.

    I guess it might be because I actually knew a girl somewhat like her, everyone thought she was the biggest bitch in the world but really she was scared 24/7 thanks to a fucked up childhood and refused to let anyone get close. Turned out really nice if she learnt she could trust you
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)10:21 No.18429570
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    'Erica, You guys need anything for the party?' you ask her mentally.
    'Get hats. And some soda. And those little explody party crackers.' she tells you.
    'Roger that.' you answer her.

    You walk into the Ridiculously convenient store.
    "Welcome to the Ridiculously Convenient Store. Gimme your money." the clerk greets you.
    "Hey man, I nee-"
    "forty assorted party hats, plus 1 huge one. A pack of red and orange balloons. 2 canisters of helium. 4 packs of 'nuketastic' party crackers. a dozen large assorted bottles of soft drinks. 3 bottles of Amsec. And a large sleeping bag."
    He finishes for you as he points to a large bag on the counter. "2guptas, 12yonks."
    You pay with your badge.
    "Thank's man. You know, I've been here so often yet I've never gotten your name. I'm Hayate." you say.
    "Name's Ash." he answers you.
    "Thanks Ash. I'll be back."
    "Of course you will be."

    You retrieve your bike and pedal home
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:23 No.18429576
    Amasec, you mean?
    Wouldn't Blush be better (fella glows after drunk from it)
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:23 No.18429577
    >large sleeping bag
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)10:24 No.18429580
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:25 No.18429585
    He is getting more and more tired of seeing us walk through that door. Also it seems like we are getting extra guests
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)10:25 No.18429588
    I always picture him sitting behind the cash register, read a newspaper in some weird alien language and drinking a beer, never looking at the customers.
    it puts a smile on my face.
    could I make that a request mr. drawfag?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:26 No.18429590
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    Also, is Mr. Jerusalem anywhere? Maybe school paper or something?
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)10:26 No.18429591
    5 yonks says it's Mike
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)10:27 No.18429599
    Got it bro, Working on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:27 No.18429600
    Should we get some get-well flowers for Perinne?
    Kraus should be able to majaik up some fairly easily.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:28 No.18429601
    rolled 97 = 97


    Flower and chocs, then drag her down for the party too.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)10:29 No.18429605
    Got it bro, Working on it.

    >Goddamnit captcha, why do you hate me today?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)10:30 No.18429609
    Part of the Bureau's propaganda machine maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:30 No.18429610
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    rolled 68 = 68

    >There he is, your son.The pride of your life. Your masterpiece. You will do anything to keep him safe. Anything.#msq

    I'm amazed that that thing actually exist...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:31 No.18429612
    Actually I think Khorne
    She was training with a "big red guy with a funny name that was a friend of Max's"

    So sure 5 it is
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:31 No.18429613
    But he only reports the truth
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:31 No.18429614
    >Part of the Bureau's propaganda machine
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)10:31 No.18429616

    Jeezy Creezy there's a picture of him now. LG is taking his trolling to overkill mode.

    damn, forgot about him.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:32 No.18429617
    Screw the baby I would have one of those above my bed
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:32 No.18429618
    >tiny human pup
    >dat mobile
    LG, is that your tiny human pup?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:33 No.18429622
    >Screw the baby
    Careful, you are on 4chan after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:34 No.18429625
    It's Kharne.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:34 No.18429629
    rolled 5 = 5


    I dare say LG would have no monies for Figmas, Revoltechs and cigs if that was his.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)10:40 No.18429658
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    You arrive in your room to find Erica, J and Ted cooking up a storm.
    Piles and piles of fries, pizza of every description, salads, meatbread, pigs in blankets, and an assortment of other stuff stream out of your kitchen.

    "Looks great guys." you tell them as you get to helping.

    After about half an hour, the guests begin to arrive.

    *ROLL EM 1d5*
    1 your team
    2 witches
    3 KHARNE
    5 Shirou
    hahahaha you're funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:40 No.18429665
    rolled 2 = 2


    Shirou, don't mess up the room too much before the others arrive...
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)10:41 No.18429669
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:42 No.18429675
    rolled 5 = 5

    He's a pretty cool guy

    Yeah typo, I misspell one as the other too often
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)10:43 No.18429678
    >Do we have any fudge in the party? If so, hide that shit or were fucked
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)10:44 No.18429684
    rolled 24 = 24

    Fuck, forgot dice
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:44 No.18429685
    rolled 2 = 2

    Not shirou!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)10:44 No.18429686
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:47 No.18429701
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)10:49 No.18429713
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:50 No.18429720
    >dem hips
    She'll be a good breeder.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:50 No.18429722
    rolled 4, 4, 3, 1, 3, 4, 1, 1, 1, 3 = 25

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:51 No.18429725
    So would minna
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:52 No.18429728
    It's Shirou! Hide the cake!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)10:53 No.18429731
    >Fuckin Shirou
    Goddamnit dice, why would do you hate us so!?

    Better prepare those sweets before he goes beserk
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:53 No.18429732
    How is the thread already on suptg with a dexcription of things that havent happened yet?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)10:54 No.18429736
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    >three 5s

    Shirou comes walking in through the door.
    "Hmnnn something smells good." He says as he sniffs the air.
    His eyes fall on the food laid out on the table and on the counters.
    "What's going on?" he asks you
    "We're throwing a birthday party for Nanoha." you tell him.
    "CAN I COME?! I LOVE PARTIES!" he says exitedly.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:56 No.18429745
    >WE ARE BUTLER. PARAGON OF PARTY PLANNING. Nanoha's birthday party. DRESSPLOSION! Kharne drops by. Meet some more people from the advanced classes. Ted gets a smaller form. Awesome pyrotechnics display. Solo dinner on the roof.
    I think LG my be playing a series of Xanatos gambits.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:56 No.18429747
    Well he already knows. We have to keep him here or he will spill the beans.

    Let him marvel at our sword that is also a belt or give him some extra sticky fudge and sit him in the corner.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:56 No.18429748
    Well realy only one thing that we would probably do anyway so nvm
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:56 No.18429749
    "Yes, but if you mess up the surprise for my Nanoha or the food for her or the guests, I will cut out your tongue."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)10:57 No.18429751
    comes in really handy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:57 No.18429753
    I'm tempted to say no, it would crush his spirit, an added bonus, but i'm worried about the fallout from the decision.

    Tell him yes, but he must have Saber out at all times chaperoning him and making sure he doesn't get into trouble. If he disobeys one of her directives he is no longer allowed at the party and his very life may be forfeit. We'll do something to make it up to Saber later.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:57 No.18429754
    rolled 93 = 93


    "If you promise not to eat the cake until the birthday has had hers."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:57 No.18429755
    He screwed up though since Lo got the little form not Ted.

    Unless we are getting teeny tiny Rex
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:57 No.18429756
    Thinking about it ted was probably supposed to be Lo
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:58 No.18429757
    Shit, son, that's fucking hardcore. It might be what it takes to keep Shirou in line, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:59 No.18429760
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)10:59 No.18429762
    This but also give him a sword that is made of fudge

    Did we end up giving him his chocolate armour?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:00 No.18429769

    i support this action.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)11:02 No.18429779
    Ted already has Agumon form. It's what he normally runs around in.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)11:02 No.18429781
    This 2, if this doesnt keep him in line kick him out.
    Or wrap him in c4 and put him in a cannon and use him as the grand finale for the party.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)11:03 No.18429784
    "I just want you to know how serious I am about this, Shirou. How's that book, by the way?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:05 No.18429789
    This, and if he's confused or refuses, beat on him until he's black and beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:06 No.18429792

    Is MSQ drunk today?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)11:06 No.18429798
    It's Shirou, he brings out the worst in us. Kinda unfortunate.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:07 No.18429807
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    >I wonder if erica would fall for this if we did this
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:09 No.18429815
    That's what I meant, Ted already has a little form but LG put in the description > Ted gets a smaller form

    So I said it is a typo unless we are getting teeny tiny Rex instead of agumon mode
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:10 No.18429820
    I give it about 50:50 she loses a hand.

    Either way it ends with our genitals in that beartrap so best not to try.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)11:10 No.18429821
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    "Okay. Sure, you can stay." you tell him
    "But only if you don't mess anything up."
    "I promise." he says wit ha smile.
    "Can you let Saber out?" You ask him.
    "Sure" he says as he does as you told him to.

    You turn to Saber.
    "Miss Saber, I'm sorry to bother you, but I would deeply appreciate it if you could keep an eye on Shirou for me." you tell her
    "I will be hosting a party for someone dear to me and I would not want it messed up."
    "Leave it to me." she answers.

    "Shirou, If you don't screw this up, I will give you a fudge sword in addition to that armor I promised you. Do we have a deal?"
    "Deal!" he tells you as he goes to sit at the sofa.

    Someone knocks on the door.
    [ ]Witches
    [ ]Kharne
    [ ]your team
    [ ]SISTERS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:10 No.18429822
    Apropos of nothing, but I had a random thought.

    What if Perrine's (current?) baby is Ian's?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:11 No.18429825

    He is a pretty swell guy after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:11 No.18429826

    I say Kharne is the last one to arrive, he kicks the party into full swing!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:11 No.18429829
    rolled 42 = 42



    Because Perrine is not likely to be with them and we'll have to go drag her here.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:11 No.18429830
    Unlikely but not entirely impossible.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:13 No.18429837

    [Kharne] X


    please don't cross the streams more then they already have, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:14 No.18429840
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:14 No.18429842
    rolled 1 = 1

    On 5 it's Jerusalem doing a thing for the school paper about a harem developing around about three-week in trainee.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:15 No.18429850
    >Implying Miyafugi is trustworthy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:16 No.18429854
    We could ask Rood if he can help us build a couple of joke ones.
    They wont hurt if they clamp down, but they will be impossible to remove.

    And then we bait them with potatoes, cigars, fudge, and candy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:18 No.18429862
    I like the way you think
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)11:23 No.18429878
    I do not care for this thought you have thunked.

    I was hoping for BroKorne.

    Regardless, I vote
    Cause we haven't met them yet
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:24 No.18429885

    >trap set with fudge

    Shirou will have like 5 on his face alone.

    >getden his

    an ill omen for things to come.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:30 No.18429907
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:31 No.18429917
    >Defrag ON
    > ETA >1 day
    welp might as well hang around
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:33 No.18429930
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:34 No.18429932
    Apparently SISTERS.
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/23/12(Fri)11:35 No.18429933


    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:39 No.18429954
    rolled 4 = 4

    Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/23/12(Fri)11:40 No.18429962


    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:41 No.18429968
    rolled 4 = 4

    All these [X]s without rolls...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)11:44 No.18429983
    It's a vote, not a roll off. He didn't say to roll, you see.

    >stnreg perteine
    What about Perrine, Captcha?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:44 No.18429986
    3v1, 4s win.
    Assuming it's like the previous one where he said roll'em
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)11:45 No.18429989
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    YOu answer the door and find Vita and MAdoka there, behind them are two of the paper sisters and a set of triplets.
    "We're here. WHere's the food?" Vita tells you.
    "On the table." you answer her.
    "Welcome everyone." you greet the others, please settle yourselves in and we shall soon have the birthday girl arrive.

    "Michelle, Anita." you turn to the paper users as you guide them to the table. "Glad you could join us. Where's Maggie?"
    "Oh, she's out taking a walk with Gai." Michelle answers with a giggle. "They'll join us later."

    You then turn to the set of triplets.
    "Hi there. Welcome," you tell them "Im Hayate, and I'll be your host this evening. Feel free to tell me if you need anything."
    One of them steps forwards and introduces themselves.
    "I am 12055, this is 16223 and this is 11235. Misaka says as she introduces herself." she says.
    The one mentioned as 16223 adds, "10032 and the original are at that boy's room. They will be coming here soon. Misaka says with a smirk."
    The last one says "Misaka thanks you for inviting us. Misaka says as she gives you a bow of gratitude."

    "You are welcome. Please make yourselves comfortable."

    In your brain the imaginary galleon sails on.
    "SIR! MErchant fleet Misaka spotted to the west!" the imaginary lookout reports.
    "How many vessels?" you ask as you adjust an imaginary looking glass
    "3 confirmed so far! Reports say another 2 more incoming."
    "Keep on our current course." you tell you imaginary helmsman. "Tell me if they wish to conduct boarding activities."
    "Aye aye, sir!" he answers you.

    >fucking internet conked out for a moment there
    >> Janitor 03/23/12(Fri)11:48 No.18430005
    Looks like there's going to be a mess on deck.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:49 No.18430009
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    >Fleet Misaka
    >mfw thinking of Hayate's face when he finds out it's Armada Misaka
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)11:50 No.18430014
    Are they narrating their actions, or are you just misplacing quotes? I'm assuming it's the latter, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:51 No.18430018
    Doesnt begin to describe 10000+ clones
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:51 No.18430020
    Nah, those ones are for Touma, yeah?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:51 No.18430021
    It's the former, actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:51 No.18430023
    No I think he's portraying them correctly.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:53 No.18430035

    >"10032 and the original are at that boy's room. They will be coming here soon. Misaka says with a smirk."

    should be Touma right?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:53 No.18430038
    It's a [heavenly] host of Misaka.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:54 No.18430044
    >10032 and the original are at that boy's room. They will be coming here soon. Misaka says with a smirk.

    Implied threesome?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:55 No.18430046
    Damn, should we try and get host of Misaka to us, or allow them to sail under Touma's banner?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)11:55 No.18430047
    They narrate their actions.
    It's the SISTERS' verbal tick.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)11:59 No.18430067
    Inadvisable. Accelerator has a few under his influence as well. Though I wouldn't mind Last Order falling in to our care for a while.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)11:59 No.18430073
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    Not all SISTERS are infatuated with Touma IIRC.
    The ones that stayed in academy city were though.
    But then again since Touma is also here. He might have swagged these ones too.
    You will have to investigate
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    The Misaka clones are one of the few sets of anime characters who would canonically accept the idea of sharing a man, seeing as they are basically a collective.

    Though getting the original past her tsun stage and then to the point she would agree to a threesome seems pretty far stretched, well whatever, space laid I guess, accuracy not required.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:05 No.18430121
    Isn't Touma a member of team What Is A Vagina?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)12:05 No.18430127
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    Your team arrives, missing only Gai.
    Souseiseki and Suisuisuisui accompany Shinku.
    WIth most of the guests here you ask Kraus to modify the room for the party.

    He removes the kitchen, bathroom, bed and loft.
    Most of the furniture too.
    Along one wall, a long table appears with the food on it.

    The couch is duplicated and placed in strategic points of the room.
    In one corner is a small stage and a Karaoke machine.

    Everyone still not seated settle themselves on couches.

    [ ]call up the birthday girl
    [ ]wait some more
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:06 No.18430138
    Goddamn it.
    I already need a new hard drive to store all the shows I haven't finished watching yet and you show me another one that looks worthwhile?

    I need a better job so I can just get myself a new computer
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:07 No.18430147
    I think it is time to call up the birthday girl

    He is but we don't know if he is truly that clueless or not in this canon
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:08 No.18430151

    so, all of these sisters would probably be permanent Escorts for the Short distance magic nullification carrier Touma?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:08 No.18430159
    Have the witches arrived? We should call up Perrine to see if she'll want to stop by the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:10 No.18430170
    Oh yeah [X] other get witches over here

    Change from >>18430147
    Which was me
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:11 No.18430180
    Current list of arrived:
    Erica & Ursula
    Vita & Madoka
    Armada Misaka
    Our Team
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)12:11 No.18430183
    Oh god, that was adorable. Guess I'm gonna be spending some time in the wiki mines today.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:11 No.18430184
    Again, it's host, damn me.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:11 No.18430185
    Then yeah, we need to get the witches.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)12:12 No.18430192
    Second this, we cant let Perrine stay in that cold, lonely room, now can we?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:12 No.18430193
    We should try and get Vita & Madoka to hurry them Nanoha's friends here...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:15 No.18430216
    It's the Anti-Magic Carrier Battle Group Touma.

    Call up the birthday girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:16 No.18430228
    No, we need to get the witches first.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)12:19 No.18430242
    Indeed no. If she doesn't show with MOAR WITCHES, we dispatch Zucchini and Miyafuji to retrieve her. If Twins object, "It's not very considerate to leave her out while all her friends are here, is it?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)12:20 No.18430252
    Our team isn't here yet, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:21 No.18430262
    Yeah they are. Everyone except Gai. We're waiting on the witches.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:22 No.18430269
    While I agree waiting for the Witches, I don't think we should try to get Perrine to come. Not because I don't like her, but because Hayate still believes she's sick, and so wouldn't endanger her health by making her come out to a party.
    We could send Jakob and Ted to keep her company, of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:22 No.18430273
    Everyone STOP
    Before we do anything else, we should get Nanoha's friends here. So far only Host of Misaka, Vita and Madoka are here.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:25 No.18430294
    We actually have most of her friends.

    The paper sisters minus Maggie are here
    The Misaka armada's scouting party
    Vita and Madoka
    Our team and girls minus Gai
    All we are missing is witches and the guest of honor
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:26 No.18430304
    Yeah we don't want her here if she isn't feeling well, send the minions out with some cake for her maybe but let her rest

    Also see if Yuki is coming
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:26 No.18430307
    Oh papers are here?
    Anyway there were some other people who Madoka/Vita mentioned...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)12:26 No.18430311
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    'Miyafuji, Major. I'm sure Erica has already invited you, but I'd like to invite you again to the little party we set-up in my room. Food and drinks are on me.'
    'We're coming down!' Miyafuji tells you.
    'I'm on my way. Trude is currently indisposed at the moment.' Sakamoto tells you.
    'Yoshika, If you would be so kind, could you also bring Perrine if she's feeling better? The company should lift her spirits.'
    'Sure! We'll drag her down there If we need to.'

    A moment later, Miyafuji, Lucchinni and PErrine arrive at your door.

    "Welcome!" you tell them
    "please get yourselves comfortable as we await the birthday girl."

    You guide the three to an empty couch.
    "Miss Perinne, are you feeling better?" you ask the blonde.
    "Yes. Much better thanks." she answers without meeting your eyes.
    Erica watches this exchange and just raises an eyebrow.
    Miyafuji fidgets beside her for some reason.

    [ ]call up the birthday girl
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:27 No.18430318
    >'I was wondering if you know who to invite for it. and If maybe you could give me a rough number.'
    >'Well, there's the paper users, Nanoha talks with the tiny one a lot' says the equally tiny hamemr loli
    >'There's the SISTERS too. We go shopping with them sometimes.' madoka says.
    >'I think Corn could come if we asked him. We've been sparring with him a lot lately. He's always up to party.' Vita adds.
    We're missing Khorne.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:27 No.18430319
    Try Perinne's forehead just in case...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:28 No.18430320
    "Corn" is the only one missing from the list they gave us
    Witches and Yuki are missing from our list
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:28 No.18430325
    "Good, I'm glad the panacea helped."

    Then make sure Khorne shows.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:29 No.18430327

    Call her.

    Don't make the call look like a surprise party though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:29 No.18430331
    Ideally by not even calling her. Call Hina instead, since she's with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:30 No.18430334
    Let's get ths show on the road
    Corn/Khorne/Kharn can show up later. He generally does
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:31 No.18430341

    I like your moves.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:31 No.18430342
    Call up Kharne real quick, see what his ETA is. If it's any longer than 5 minutes, we call the birthday girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:32 No.18430353
    Call Corn, if ETA >3 min call Hina and get them here, also check Perinne's forehead.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)12:32 No.18430355
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    Okay, so the plan is

    >mentilate to others (Yuki?) and to the guest of honor that its party time and;
    >Call Kharne.
    >Double check on Perrine, just to be sure (be discrete or somthing though, the Bizmark is on the lookout.)

    Well guys, me gots to go. And here's Ash, Lookout, I had fun drawing him. Enjoy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:32 No.18430356
    >call the birthday girl
    Or, rather, Hina.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)12:34 No.18430369
    Oh, shit. Missed that line while reading on my phone.

    My very thoughts.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)12:34 No.18430374
    i like it.

    >Tgthem sent

    Who sent /tg/ captcha?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:35 No.18430381
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    Who else?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:38 No.18430406

    Fuck the haters, Tennant was the best doctor.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:38 No.18430410
    I agree. Matt Smith is pretty good too.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:39 No.18430416
    this could all go so very very wrong but i'm not sure i want to be more specific about it until the party is over.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:42 No.18430447
    He was good but Baker shall never be knocked from his throne.

    Nostalgia goggle HOOOOOO!
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)12:42 No.18430454
    you are awesome. thank you sir.

    Let's get some [Khorne]
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:43 No.18430459
    Baker fuck yeah.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)12:44 No.18430472
    Thanks guys, seeya all next thread
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:44 No.18430477
    I don't agree, but it's more a matter of opinion.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:44 No.18430480

    True 'nuf.

    She said she's doing better, we have no reason to doubt.

    If Erica asks we'll tell her she accidentally fell out of her dorm window earlier, and we and we caught her because we were lucky enough to be nearby having a conversation when she fell.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:45 No.18430486

    Which one was Tennant again? Fuck, I'm terrible with actor names.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:46 No.18430490
    10th, Baker was 4th
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:46 No.18430494
    >If Erica asks we'll tell her she accidentally fell out of her dorm window earlier, and we and we caught her because we were lucky enough to be nearby having a conversation when she fell.
    No, we'll tell her that she was feeling under the weather and we gave her some curative potion. You know, the truth.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:47 No.18430499
    And Smith's 11th
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:47 No.18430501
    This one:
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)12:47 No.18430505
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    "Vita, Any eta on this Corn?" You ask the mallet weilder.
    "Nope. He'll be here though." She answers as she inhales a slice of pizza.

    You begin to hand out party poppers and hats. The balloons you allow to float up to the ceiling.

    'Hina,' you call out to her. 'We're ready here. Bring her up.'

    You shut-off the lights and advice everyone to quiet down.

    I know. I know.
    Ward just sticks with me too much

    Just wait for it.
    >wtf this post isnt spam
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)12:48 No.18430507
    And it's almost entirely true, too. She jumped out, the foolish girl
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:48 No.18430509

    Aha. Personally, I liked the one just before him, short-lived as he was.

    That isn't to say I thought Tennant wasn't awesome, just I liked the one before him better.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:48 No.18430510
    Try Perinne's forehead and call Corn
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)12:48 No.18430512
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:49 No.18430517
    Yeah I only love baker so much because he was the doctor during my childhood when Doctor Who was the most awesome thing on Australian TV

    Seriously fuck everything else we got on TV if I did not get to watch Doctor Who it was a bad day to get in my way
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)12:49 No.18430519
    it's the waifu fever talking.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:49 No.18430520
    Ah yeah, pity the crew drove him out, he was brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:50 No.18430522
    >Liked Eccleston better than Tennant
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:50 No.18430529
    Because we're talking about Khorne.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:51 No.18430534

    Oh yeah? How'd that go about?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:51 No.18430535
    >Yeah, endangering the baby and her like that.
    >Fucking stupid no?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:51 No.18430537

    It means /tg/ has finally gotten to you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:53 No.18430548

    You really either need to confirm or deny before the people tard raging on either side start killing people.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)12:54 No.18430555
    It was a very silly thing to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:55 No.18430565
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    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)12:55 No.18430567
    LG confirmed for Tzeentch-tier troll.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:56 No.18430570
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    replace red with lg
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:56 No.18430572

    >LG confirms baby.
    >LG deletes post mere seconds later.
    >and so begins the great shit-storm of our time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:56 No.18430574
    I wonder what the chances are that Nanoha goes combat mode when we surprise her, and everyone gets Pink Doom to the Face?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:57 No.18430579
    Oh LG You magnificent bastard you

    If there is ever an international trolling competition I am backing you
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)12:57 No.18430583
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    The door opens.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:57 No.18430584
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:58 No.18430586

    That would make it the second worse birthday party we've been to.
    >> LIKE A BOSS Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:58 No.18430588
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)12:58 No.18430592
    rolled 48 = 48

    inb4 baby surprise
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:59 No.18430596
    rolled 71 = 71

    Rollin Rollin Rollin
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:59 No.18430597
    rolled 8 = 8


    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:59 No.18430600
    rolled 93 = 93


    Is a low roll somebody else walks in?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:59 No.18430601
    rolled 33 = 33

    It's not much of a surprise if it's on your birthday. You'd always be half-suspecting something if you had any friends/family at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)12:59 No.18430603
    rolled 33 = 33

    We're going to scare her and then we got loldead
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:00 No.18430606
    rolled 73 = 73


    Not that we'll find out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)13:00 No.18430607
    rolled 61 = 61

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:00 No.18430611

    forgive me tg i beg you!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:00 No.18430613
    rolled 32 = 32

    Yeah we're going to dead
    hue hue hue hue
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:00 No.18430615
    Unless of course you were Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:01 No.18430617
    rolled 29 = 29

    Either we weren't quiet enough, or Hina or Lo spilled the beans or something.

    1 would likely be the Pink Doom to the Face.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:01 No.18430620
    rolled 43 = 43

    The huehuehuehuehuehuehue, it hurts
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:01 No.18430622

    I have had my parents forget my birthday twice.

    I suspect Hayate won't expect anything.

    He's never gotten anything before after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:02 No.18430627
    No no, Hayate would be half expecting it - and then find out the surprise is that it's the Yakuza! And they're here to shank him and take his organs! Surprise!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:02 No.18430628
    rolled 50 = 50

    This gonna hurt.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:03 No.18430633
    >I have had my parents forget my birthday twice.
    How the actual fuck does that even happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:04 No.18430650
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    rolled 32 = 32

    our face when second before BEFRIENDED TO DEATH
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:05 No.18430652

    >Hayate's friends gather to surprise him.
    >It's Perrine.
    >Shock sends her into labor.
    >Everyone rushes her the hospital/infirmary.
    >Hayate shows up to an empty room full of banners and shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:06 No.18430661
    1: Perrine's already at the party.
    2: She's only two months pregnant.
    3: That's not how that works.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:06 No.18430663
    Damn, that'd start one bad PTSD run.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)13:06 No.18430665
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    "SURPRISE!" Everyone jumps up and pops the crackers as you turn the lights on.
    "Wha-?" Maggie asks taken aback as she and Gai walk into the door.

    "False alarm everyone." Erica says.
    You pull the two into the room and behind a couch. You hand out some more poppers.

    A few moments later the door opens again.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:07 No.18430668
    Surprise for real now?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:07 No.18430669
    For Hayate's birthday, kid. Also explains the same birthday.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:07 No.18430670
    Hayate's birthday comes out to about when Perrine would be due, if she is pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:09 No.18430682

    On one my sister had a pregnancy scare, and nobody stopped paying attention to her until like a week later.

    The other one I got run over by a bus. Not even joking. All my presents money went to the hospital.

    On the plus side, the second one made my then best friend, now girlfriend, confess her feelings and give me most of a blowjob. That nurse had the worst sense of timing.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)13:13 No.18430713
    rolled 17 = 17

    that is terrible, and I don't mean to make light of you being hospitalized, but that last part is also hilarious.
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/23/12(Fri)13:14 No.18430717
    'If you love someone, apply your face to their genitals.'
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:15 No.18430723
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:16 No.18430726
    Well, it's a fairly unambiguous gesture, so it's a good way of showing your feelings clearly.
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/23/12(Fri)13:18 No.18430753
    That's a dorfism for ya. I've got dozens.
    'Don't hit it if you can't avoid it.' comes to mind for the quest right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:18 No.18430756

    Yeah, don't worry about ofending me or anything. I can see the humor in my life getting dicked over.

    I've had about 20 years to appreciate it.

    The nurse was even funnier than it sounds, because she immediately realized what was happening. "Hey, I found some of those muffins you like in the cafeteri- of course you're fucking, I only walked across the hospital to be nice on a whim. I'll lock the door this time, but you need to remember your surroundings."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:20 No.18430764

    Please tell me that's a direct quote.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:21 No.18430772
    You know, we should probably set up the "Fix Stuff" field before Kharn shows up.

    Just a thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:23 No.18430787
    Isn't that automatic when any field goes on, and built into them?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:27 No.18430826
    Any alterations go on in that field because that's part of how he can manipulate the space
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:27 No.18430828
    Sooo.... The door opened? Party Time?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)13:28 No.18430839
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    The door opens,
    'Hina is that you?' you ask quickly
    'Yeah' she answers.

    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" you all yell as you tunr the lights back on and pop the crackers.


    >fucking internet.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:29 No.18430843
    I don't know who did this, but according to the timestamps, it was after the person in this thread said it.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:29 No.18430846
    rolled 69 = 69


    i shall try again
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:29 No.18430847
    rolled 34 = 34

    We're dead.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)13:30 No.18430852
    rolled 22 = 22

    Aye Aye!
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)13:30 No.18430855
    rolled 29 = 29

    end of days
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:31 No.18430859
    rolled 72 = 72

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:31 No.18430862
    rolled 42 = 42

    Party Time?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:31 No.18430863
    rolled 77 = 77

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:31 No.18430867
    rolled 35 = 35

    I'm guessing that's what'll happen once we give Nanoha her orgasm-in-a-dress?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:32 No.18430873
    rolled 59 = 59

    Come on Nat 1!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:32 No.18430876
    rolled 8 = 8

    Hum Ho.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:33 No.18430882
    rolled 7 = 7

    huehuehuehuehue incoming
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:33 No.18430883
    Well if it wasn't before...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:34 No.18430888
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:36 No.18430901
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)13:36 No.18430903
    rolled 90 = 90

    good show chaps
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:36 No.18430906

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:37 No.18430910
    rolled 65 = 65

    This roll is going to seal our doom, I can just feel it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:42 No.18430958
    Completely unrelated but we need to learn Nearer My God To Thee
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)13:48 No.18430989
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    "SQUEEEEEE!" she says as she holds Lo.
    "A birthday party? FOR ME?!"
    "Yep. Happy Birthday!" Erica tells her as she hands her a bouquet she had hidden earlier.
    "Thanks!" she tells everyone.
    "Did you do this?" she asks you
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:49 No.18430996
    "Not alone, everyone helped quite a lot."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:49 No.18430998
    "We all worked together to get it done."

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:49 No.18430999
    "No, we did this together."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:49 No.18431004
    "With a lot of help from everyone. Happy Birthday, Nanoha."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)13:50 No.18431006
    rolled 40 = 40

    Grin and say, "well, maybe a little."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)13:51 No.18431023
    And EVERYONE ELSE has it better than me
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:52 No.18431031
    As much as it sounds like trolling this would be perfect.

    And Lo is going to be such a chick magnet. The rabbit was good, the t rex was great but a tiny panda?

    We have just about all bases covered. I think if we had a lion familiar and a wolf familiar we would instantly win all women
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:54 No.18431053
    The Lion's small mode is just a kitten, and the Wolf's small mode is a German Shepherd puppy.

    I LIKE it!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)13:56 No.18431067
    If we get a lion, Saber's confirmed to join the swoon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:03 No.18431105
    Wow this is going slow....
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:05 No.18431116
    It is Friday night.

    If LG isn't drunk he is doing it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:06 No.18431121
    Yes, but what hats will they have? That's the real question.

    I think we need to start a stockpile of hats, just in case.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:06 No.18431123
    The Lion'll have a dapper monocle.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:07 No.18431129
    Just less spamming from us because less people I guess

    That sort of was my idea although the wolf I figured would just be a little wolf pup instead of a German Shepherd

    Either way works though

    The Lion would have to have it's little mode look a bit like the lion nendroid model of sabers than a kitten though IMO since none of our other animals look like babies they are just tiny modes
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)14:08 No.18431131
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    "No, I just made some of the plans." you tell her.
    "We did all of this together."

    "Thank you!" she runs up to you for a hug.

    With the birthday girl arrived, the party goes into full swing.


    >internet is fuckign up for me sorry
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:08 No.18431134
    A hat like Frau for the Wolf?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:09 No.18431139
    The lion will have a monocle and his mane will be well groomed

    The wolf could have a tie

    They could live in Lo's hat
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)14:09 No.18431140
    get someone to start singing on the Karaoke machine.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:09 No.18431143
    First things first! Explosion dress.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:09 No.18431145
    German Shepherds are about as close as you get to wolf while still being a dog.

    Well, them and Huskies.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)14:10 No.18431146
    Lion gets a cape. Not a hat.
    And he'll be a white lion.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:10 No.18431149
    Hina singing this?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:10 No.18431150
    A wolf with a beret instead...
    That could be kind of awesome even if not as fitting the dapper menagerie
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:11 No.18431159
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:12 No.18431163
    I got home from work, and the quest had started.
    I go to work, and the quest's still going.

    Good luck, guys. Make sure the party's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:13 No.18431169
    Mingle, make sure everyone is having fun and their needs are attended to. Attend to the birthday girl as her personal valet.
    We still have to have that stern conversation with Sakamoto, but that can wait till after the party.
    We don't want to do anything that will endanger the mood.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:13 No.18431172
    Ok that is cooler than what I had planned.

    Yeah I know that just I figured have it as an actual wolf instead of a dog, nothing says we can't dapperize him but giant wolf > giant dog

    Also touching on what Mike said earlier. WE created the personalities for Lo and Ted, so unconsciously we created them by our own perception of how they should be once dapperized to be our friends

    We are extremely stereotypical in our expectations
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:13 No.18431177
    Also, for today, personal butler/slave.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:15 No.18431187
    rolled 67 = 67

    >"I never thought I'd have a chance at love this time around." Ikusa thinks to himself "but here she is. My silent, amazing muse." #msq

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:15 No.18431188
    I like that instead of NO STFU, LG actually gives us ideas for these shenanigans.

    Anyway BOOM! Dress and mingle. Stay with Nanoha since it is her birthday unless she wants to just talk to people Without us
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:17 No.18431194
    Well, we don't always require dapper, so much as professional and upstanding.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:19 No.18431212
    >"I never thought I'd have a chance at love this time around." Ikusa thinks to himself "but here she is. My silent, amazing muse." #msq
    You're welcome, big bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:20 No.18431215
    I have to say: A dress that makes exploding noises when it moves could be construed as an insult. Are we trying to say that Nahona is fat?

    >Ikusa on twitter

    Shit, what if Perrine's kid is actually Ikusa's?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:20 No.18431223
    Very good point.

    Although having a Snake wolf would be going too far, have him skillful and quiet but still friendly enough
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:21 No.18431229
    This could work. British SAS commando. Dapper AND special forces operative.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:21 No.18431233
    Perrine. Silent.

    I don't think so.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:21 No.18431238
    Except to her BOOM! Is music

    She most likely thinks that it is the single most awesome piece of clothing ever concieved
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:23 No.18431245
    Nah, the dress is supposed to be the public birthday gift. We give her the locket in private later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)14:24 No.18431254
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    You pull out the box with the dress.
    "Happy Birthday Nanoha. I hope you like this" you tell her.
    "Can I open it?" She asks you
    "Of course."

    She rips into the wrapping and pulls out the dress.
    It resounds with the faint sound of explosions as it moves.
    She holds it out at arms' length, transfixed.
    "IMMAWEARITNAO!" she says excitedly.
    "Go ahead." You tell her as you lead her to the hall.
    'Gai, can I borrow your room for Nanoha to change in?' you ask
    'Go right ahead, It's open.' He answers you.

    You lead her to Gai's room and get her inside.
    You stand outside the door as she changes.
    A moment later she calls you.
    "Hayate... Can you help zip me up?"
    "Of course." you tell her as you head on inside.

    You find her with her back turned to you. the nape of her neck exposed and her white skin showing from under the dress.
    You pull up her zipper for her slowly.
    She turns around.
    "Thank you." she says.
    "Thank you for everything."
    She then pulls you down for a kiss.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:25 No.18431259
    That's what I meant with >>18431188
    Give her the dress then have fun

    Also I did it again.
    Was me Idly thinking and we derail the thread with our plans go actually DO it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:27 No.18431272
    Thank God this is happening in an empty room.

    I wouldn't want to have to explain to the ENTIRE BUREAU why we're kissing a ... 12 year old? Is that right?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:27 No.18431273
    That gave me a mental image of Nanoha standing there looking at this dress the whole room is silent to her but for the angelic chorus of her dress rumbling and her eyes are about the size of saucers.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:28 No.18431285
    13 today, most everyone knows she is our girlfriend anyway though
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:29 No.18431294
    >explosion dress
    >she's turned on by explosions (remember the movie?)

    Guys we just gave her a foreplay dress. This is like giving a girl panties with a vibrator sewn in.

    (Not a bad idea for the more grown members, actually).
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:30 No.18431297

    We aren't exactly keeping it a secret.

    We have actually introduced her as our girlfriend more than once.

    People have more or less said that nobody cares, unless maybe we started fucking her.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:30 No.18431298
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    Hmm...beret-wearing and eyepatched commando wolf?
    We could go with British SAS, for the dapper.
    Or we could go with German KSK, for the German accent and since Hayate, Kraus, and Jakob are butlers of the German tradition.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:31 No.18431307
    Even then most don't seem to care unless it sees we are taking advantage of her.

    The twins just put their foot down about us leading her into it the way I understood it
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)14:31 No.18431308
    rolled 31 = 31

    >"never thought I'd have a chance at love this time around"

    what the hell is 'this time around' supposed to mean? What are the
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:31 No.18431312

    >Vibrating panties

    Hello there Negayate. Nice to see you've decided to join us.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:32 No.18431316
    I know I'm kind of late with this, but:
    >"I just want to make friends" you tell him.
    >"So, you're telling me that you don't consciously try and hack into the constructs?"
    >"You don't reprogram them?"
    >"You use the power of friendship?"
    >"Yep. It's majaik." you tell him with a grin.
    >"Goddamn kid. You may have some latent data manipulation abilities." he tells you.
    Yuki's a construct, right? Is she actually falling for us, or are we subconsciously reprogramming her to be our friend? All those "ERROR"s and "ABNORMALITY"s aren't necessarily just the 'machines can't into feelings' trope.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:33 No.18431335
    Have them be emotionally-reactive, so they vibrate at the most embarrassing times possible for the girls. The more embarrassing it would be, the more insistent the vibrations. We insist that they wear them when it's time to meet their parents.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:34 No.18431340
    I think she is a bit more complex but basically a construct.

    And we haven't spent enough time to really pull our friendship mojo

    I think it works well on the ones we have because they are simple combat constructs, designed to be an obstacle and we are overriding their basic programming
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:34 No.18431341

    I... uh.... Fuck.

    Hard to tell, since Yuki less of a traditional construct and more of an extension of the director.

    Though on that note the Director's TECHNICALLY a construct, based on her original canon. In case we wanted to turn evil.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:35 No.18431351
    Hina wearing them would burn them out

    Erica wouldn't get a reaction unless we did something hugely embarrassing to her
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:35 No.18431353
    >Yuki's a construct, right?
    No, but good eye, worrying about that. She's a personality fork of a post-Clarke-limit robot with reality-editing powers. That's something we should keep a watch on, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:35 No.18431359
    >hugely embarrassing
    Damn, and that bet's already over too...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:36 No.18431371

    >meet parents.

    Not sure about the twins, but I'm pretty sure Perrine's are dead, Hina was abandoned, and I'm pretty sure Nanoha didn't go home for her vacation for a reason.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)14:37 No.18431379
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    After the short sweet kiss, the two of you head back to your room.

    You have her by the arm, as you lead her inside.
    Everyone turns to stare at her.
    The dress plays off the color of her hair, which she has down, very well.
    "Wow, that looks amazing." Hina says.
    "That's not the best part!" NAnoha answers as she twirls.
    *boom* *boom* *boom*
    The dress lets off a soft but audible barrage.
    "IT EXPLODES!" she says with such a happy smile on her face.

    The two of you mingle after that, Nanoha talking to the girls from her class and your team.
    As she walks up to Luchinni, someone kicks the door in.

    A large red figure in armor walks in with Sakamoto over his shoulder, and a large cask dangling from his free hand.
    Through his helmet with odd protrusions he exclaims,

    Kharn has arrived at the scene
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:37 No.18431380
    Someone is trapped in a time loop perhaps? And our actions have created a way for him to find love?

    I wanna know more about this Ikusa character. He's our brother or something who ran off when we were young?

    Is Perrine's child his or ours?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:38 No.18431392
    Only would of worked on the first day anyway.
    Now if we did it with Hina just the knowledge of what they are would do the job

    Ursula if we kissed her in public rather passionately should go

    Erica if we blew a raspberry on her neck or started teasing her about her room being messy

    Only situations I can come up with
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:38 No.18431396

    Like teasing her, or the neck thing?

    I think the neck thing would cause some sort of a feed-back loop.

    You know, while we're on the topic, Perrine canonically has an absurdly sensitive... well.... there was a bit where she didn't have anything on down there, and a breeze brought her to her knees quivering.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)14:38 No.18431397
    I was wondering that myself. Loops upon loops, perhaps.

    And there's more than one way to traverse the ages.

    shutupshutupshutup God I hope that's not the case.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:41 No.18431410

    Somebody who apparently can out-drink Satamoto just walked in.

    If nothing else, THAT should give us pause.

    Introduce Kharn to the Karaoke machine.

    Watch Kharn sing Mariah Carey.

    Watch everyone take San damage.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:42 No.18431415
    I had forgotten about her.
    Let's see either just wearing them, us showing public affection towards her, is touching her in general

    She would be a gold mine of opportunities
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:42 No.18431417
    If that's true then doing the vibrator thing would probably leave her looking like she just got back from /d/.

    I'm for it.

    >Kharne and Sakamoto
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)14:45 No.18431430
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    Nah. Yuki isnt a simple combat construct.
    She's basically a person, real emotions, real 'soul'.
    Just sprouted off from the director's data.
    She's 'human' for all intents and purposes.
    The error readings the Director has been getting aren'texactly accurate [in her cannon she consider's any emotion as an error]
    A strong emotion would get a huge false-positive.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)14:46 No.18431434
    >Kharne+Sakamoto OTP
    Let's do it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:48 No.18431454

    Kharn would totally be the bitch in that relationship too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)14:48 No.18431457
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    NEW THREAD 2200 4chan time
    >have to bow out, internet failing sporadically
    >Also quite sleepy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:49 No.18431462
    And that's why we needed our extra large party hat.
    Walk up to him and introduce ourselves, hand him his hat and sit back and watch
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/23/12(Fri)14:49 No.18431465

    Kharne and Sakamoto! That is a odd pairing...! By the way... Did Sakamoto get drunk again?

    Nightie LG
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:49 No.18431466
    "May take your cask for you, sir, to keep it chilled?
    "Hello Major Sakamoto. Hors d'oeuvre?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:51 No.18431476
    Kharn's love of cute things, people who can out drink him and people good at fighting means he would instantly be hers

    And Sakamoto would love a good challenge in a drinking buddy, sparring partner and partner in trolling
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:51 No.18431478

    >Did Sakamoto get drunk again?
    >get drunk

    I think she's always a little buzzed. Just a little.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:52 No.18431487
    Sleep the sleep for the weak and people who work

    Drunk again implies she sobered up. But yes I think they have been drinking for a few hours already most likely
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:53 No.18431491
    >Yuki isnt a simple combat construct. She's basically a person, real emotions, real 'soul'.
    Yeah, that's why I was thinking it would be a longer and more subtle process than "put a hat on her". But it's good to know that we're not a horrible mind-rapist, anyway.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)14:54 No.18431501
    If he doesn't already have a kitten or three, we may have to provide. Of course, if Sakamoto's familiar was feline, that'd be covered. Sadly, it isn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:55 No.18431503
    That's negayate's job anyway, don't want to be stealing his style
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:56 No.18431515
    Luchinnis device is a cat.
    And she sprouts cat ears.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:56 No.18431517
    What is her familiar again?
    I remember most of them but been too long since I watched the show
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:58 No.18431531
    God I just imagined him sparring with Sousuke and he pulls out the Bonta suit

    Poor guy would be crushed by Kharn's sudden reaction

    Also he would love the shit out of Luchinni.
    Can just about duplex a goddamn tank
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:59 No.18431533
    A doberman.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)14:59 No.18431534
    >Kharne + Sakamoto

    Every day they wake up by fighting each other until they can't move. Then they have a drinking contest. Then they go out and raid people. Kharne would usually kill, but Sakamoto has tamed him a bit so he only KOs them and steals their pants. Sakamoto has a large wardrobe to choose from.

    Afterwards, they retreat to wherever they live and have another drinking contest. Occasionally Kharne will have been so drunk on the battlefield that Sakamoto beats him, but these times are few and far between (and Kharne is sure to drink a little extra each time just to even it out a bit, he's such a swell guy).

    Then they fight each other until they can't move again, and sleep where they fall. Usually next to each other.

    And then it all begins again tomorrow.

    Khorne thinks it's great, and Slaanesh is offering to fix the "space marines can't reproduce" problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:00 No.18431540
    Fucking autocorrect

    Suplex not duplex.

    Shitty American programming not even recognizing wrestling terminology
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:02 No.18431560
    >I should keep a closer eye on her." Ikusa thinks as he observes her. "She's an important part of everything that has and will happen" #msq

    >Why does my chest hurt? It's a dull pain. Something that won't go away. I try to ignore it but it persists. I wish i knew why it hurts.

    WAT, is someone going the whole "depressed because I'm not with him" route again?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:02 No.18431565
    Actually I see it more like a bromance and Kharne is still with Loli D

    Sakamoto is like the best friend who turns up ruins all her plans and is constantly annoying yet too good a friend to both of them for her to really care.

    They still do everything else you say though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)15:03 No.18431569
    Doberman, since I just looked it up. All I know about strike witches I know from this, SWQ, and some light wiki reading.

    Could be amusing to throw Zucchini at him. Perrine, of course, isn't an option.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:05 No.18431585
    Perrine would be hilarious because she would just keep running away.

    Kharn would chase her endlessly because she is cute

    Cue shenanigans and sad Kharn whenever she escapes
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:05 No.18431586

    >Why does my chest hurt? It's a dull pain. Something that won't go away. I try to ignore it but it persists. I wish i knew why it hurts.
    No #msq tag. Is LG having a heart attack?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:06 No.18431590
    That or LG's pack+ a day smoking is catching up to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:07 No.18431603
    >LG dies
    >no closure ever
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:08 No.18431605

    have a nice nap LG.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)15:08 No.18431607
    I think they're both about Perrine. I may be waifuing a little, but I also honestly think its the case
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:10 No.18431617
    Damn it, I wanted him to die slowly of lung cancer so he could wrap the quest up. Stop having sudden heart attacks, LG!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:10 No.18431619
    More than likely
    Or we have managed to swag someone else without noticing
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)15:11 No.18431622
    Could be character limit?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:11 No.18431629
    Nah he has done longer ones before
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:14 No.18431647
    It's 135 characters. Twitter limit is 140 so he could have added a " #msq" and still have one left over.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:14 No.18431649
    I would dig my way to hell, drag his smoldering ass back in front of a computer and tell him to finish it up

    Seriously Satan would back down with the glare I would give

    And it would provide a nice diversion
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)15:15 No.18431654
    Not by much. That one has 135 characters. So there would be just enough room for the tag, but he still may have neglected it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)15:20 No.18431694
    And that's why I asked him about it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:31 No.18431762
    Well it is 0330 my time so see you gentlemen later on

    We need to look at getting ourselves our cape wearing lion and beret eyepatch wolf

    And I still want to try melmo candy trolling. We must at the very least do it to Mike
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)15:36 No.18431811
    I'm all for doing it to Mike.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:47 No.18431883

    We should probably let our team in on it.

    Who else do you think would fall for it? The only one I KNOW would call our bluff is the Doctor.

    "Nice try Hayate."
    "How did you know?"
    "I met your children already, and the only one who would react like that looks more like his mother."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)15:53 No.18431914
    We tell the family, not the team, ahead of time, so they can play along.

    I'd also consider hitting Sakamoto while affected by the candy, since she brought up this kid bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:57 No.18431953
    Fuck it now that I am trying to I can't go to sleep.

    I am thinking Mike, Trude, Keima, maybe Shirou ( calling him uncle Shirou and trying to eat his candy or play with his swords ) maybe Max and the rest of the witches ( Mio ba-San! Being the main joke )

    I doubt Ryuu would fall for it, Yuki probably would, Sousuke is a bit too dense in his own way for any meaningful trolling, Matsuri and Negi might be good targets for some trickery.

    I still like the idea of messing with Trude a bit but going the siscon route instead of the run away scared bit ( at least to begin with )
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:58 No.18431958

    I think her magic eye would probably see through our shenanigans.

    She'd probably play along since it would be HILARIUS for her, try and get Trude to baby-sit us while she goes to look for our 'daddy'.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)15:58 No.18431963
    If we can get that candy, instead of using it to prank people, we should hand it out to our girls so we can have an adventure!

    Like a filler episode, you know.

    Chibiyate and Friends: The Mystery of the Missing Panda!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:01 No.18431990
    I thought it was suppressed while under the patch? Anyway it let's her see through objects not majaik tricks

    Getting her in on babysitting us while she looks for daddy would be brilliant though
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:02 No.18431997
    Nothing says we can't do both
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:04 No.18432010
    Heh Chibi hayate and friends riding around on our minions would be both awesome and freaking adorable
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:06 No.18432027
    Oh god the dolls
    We could screw with them something awesome
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)16:14 No.18432119
    >Unka Shirou
    NOPE. Funny, maybe, but NOPE.
    As funny as it would be to go up to Keima and call him "Poppa Keima" we'll have to see where the relationship is, since we've called a moratorium on the Keima trolling for now.
    >Mio ba-San
    I'm afraid I was never weeaboo enough to get this one. Is that an "aunt" equivalent?

    Magic x-ray eye, probably not a trueseeing eye. Probably. Still worth a go.

    That is the stated purpose of the eyepatch, so I'd assume it is.

    Also (assuming we don't inform people):
    Chibiyate is "lost" among familiar faces, finally breaks down. "I want my mommy!"
    "Uh... Which one?"
    "My mommy. Mommy mommy."
    More tears, then spots Erica across the way, brightens up and runs over to cling to her leg, "Mommy Erica!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:17 No.18432144
    oh man, that would be so fucking worth the beatdown afterwards.

    "mommy mommy!" Then we run and hug Trude's legs.

    Everyone will be shocked. And we'll be laughing our ass off inside.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:18 No.18432167
    >Poppa Keima
    >Not Mommy Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:19 No.18432175
    "Mommy 'ca" because it's hard to pronounce.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:20 No.18432188
    >Is that an "aunt" equivalent?
    Stereotypically not liked by girls because it implies 'older than they like'.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:20 No.18432193

    Tell them that we had a reason to think about distant things like kids, and this provided a unique chance to both get a taste of the childhood we didn't get as well as see how well our various friends and accomplices handle a child leaning on them for support.

    It's like we get to feel out things like baby-sitters and god-parents well in advance.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:21 No.18432202

    Nah, that's a bit too far though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)16:22 No.18432204
    Wut. It's just 'cause he's a bloke, not a lady, regardless of potions used.

    We should also get an accomplice so we have an alibi for why "Daddy" isn't around.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:23 No.18432214
    Yes, make them feel like the existence has fallen on them for getting angry at us for trying to feel like what at least a decent-ish childhood is like.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:24 No.18432227
    "I seriously hope you guys don't do this" from what I remember.
    Maybe some kids could call Keima mommy and some daddy/pappy/pappa/papa/whatever
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:25 No.18432238

    Or the 'doppleganger' power we wanted to get.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:26 No.18432244
    "Hayate, why did you transform yourself into a child and run around making us all think we were your mom! Sakamoto is STILL in shock!"

    "I... *snif* I never really got to h-have a childhood, so I jus- just wanted to see what is was like to be happy. I'm sorry..."

    *everyone looks down in shame*
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)16:27 No.18432253
    Yeah, it's not important what gendered pronoun (or is it just a noun?) we call him by, it's that we refer to him as a parent. Though calling him mom might screw with him more.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:28 No.18432265

    "So you wanted to try being eight again?"
    "I didn't really get an 'eight' the first time around actually, I spent most of it in traction."
    "Hina? Are you alright?"
    "You.... didn't 'get' an eight? What the hell happened in your childhood?"

    And that's how the witches/Hina find out our story.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:30 No.18432278

    Or calling him Unca Keima, and referring to him as 'daddies special friend'.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)16:31 No.18432291
    That is also good.

    "Though sometimes you're a mommy too. I don't really get that."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:31 No.18432298

    Before, I didn't like this plan.

    Now? Now I like this plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:33 No.18432313

    >daddy's special friend

    And I just covered my monitor in soda.

    Which is impressive, since my monitor is a 50 inch LED, about 5 feet from my face.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:33 No.18432320

    LG, when you read the after-thread here, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE THIS SCENARIO.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)16:34 No.18432341
    It just needed time to be work-shopped, to grow. My original issues were regarding targets, myself.

    Goddamn. I'm just glad I'm alone in the building today, through circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:35 No.18432355

    I'm not sure we should troll Keima. He might be smart enough to know better. There's also ISSUES tied up in that right now.

    What WOULD be funny is getting him in on it, and getting him to play along with it.

    I don't always troll Keima, but when I do: I prefer the Kansas City Shuffle.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:38 No.18432382

    >Get Keima in on it.
    >See how far we can take the joke to get 'other people' before he flips out.

    Then, we act totally oblivious as to why he freaked out.

    We need to start coming at that stuff from a different angle.

    >He grabs us and pulls us aside to talk in private.

    "Keima, I understand your intent but you might want to be more careful. People will talk."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)16:40 No.18432397
    This is very much why I initially said, or tried to say, "It depends on where things are with him when it happens."

    Getting him in on it would also be a good option.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:40 No.18432398
    I wonder how expensive Melmo's candy is?

    I think we're going to be buying in bulk.

    Also we'll need hair dye so we can pass ourselves off as the kid of various girls. Most of them are blond, but Trude is brunette and Hina is a redhead.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:42 No.18432416



    Also, I think the candy only comes from the one teacher that we know of.

    The trick will be getting a piece or two from her without people knowing.

    And only a piece or two, since this is the sort of trick that only works once.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:43 No.18432435

    Get Keima to troll himself?

    I like this plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:45 No.18432451
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    Well, we could get it for another reason, and then pocket a piece or 2 for this. After the first prank, we shake the container and say it's all gone. No one suspects we saved some for an unrelated plot.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:47 No.18432472
    We HAVE to do Trude, though.

    She's the one most opposed to all this, and she was about ready to kill us for knocking up Perrine.

    If we trick her into thinking that not only does she join the group but ALSO has a kid, she'll freak out so much it'll be a useable source of power.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:48 No.18432479

    I like the idea of getting a bunch after the first one wears off, and handing that shit out.

    Then we invade a themepark.

    Or troll Athena by popping back home as our kid, lost as hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:49 No.18432496

    I like the idea of freaking her out with 'kids' implication, not with 'SURPRISE YOU'RE A MOMMY'.

    The first one is hilarious. The second one take it a step too far.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:53 No.18432525
    We'll need a stronger healing pot after that. CLW won't do the job. We need Elixir, because she's going to beat us to the very edge of life.

    I'm definitely for getting Trude, though. She beat our face in over rumors and suspicions. The one bad part of this plan is that everyone we troll will probably have their biological clock spontaneously go off. I could see Trude snapping and going maximum maternal on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:54 No.18432535

    Agreed. There's a line there. Crossing it would be a bad idea.

    Though I say this while being tempted to claim that Perrine is our mother, while being completely unaware of the IC implications.

    Not that it's a good idea. Or that I THINK we should. But the HUE.... it calls to me....
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)16:56 No.18432543
    I don't think we should "Mommy" any one that isn't currently in the family, at the time of pranking. It could be bad, if we do.

    Call Trude an "aunt" or whatever, sure, but not mom. This is for laffs, not crippling mindfuckery.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)16:57 No.18432558
    Calling Perrine Mommy if she isn't in would be an exception.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:58 No.18432569

    "You thought this was a good plan, knowing how badly she reacted last time?"
    "Knowing her, I think the next beating is inevitable. I just think everybody would feel better about it if I earned it first."
    "She might want to beat you like a rented mule, but I'm the one who wants to go for a ride now."
    "You're a classy lady Mio."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)16:59 No.18432576


    "mommy, I missed you so much *hug*"


    She looks down at the small child. He has his eyes, and her hair...


    Sporting a new bruise and a new tag-along, you see your next target...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:00 No.18432583

    >"She might want to beat you like a rented mule, but I'm the one who wants to go for a ride now."

    I actually read that in her voice.

    It is magnificent.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:02 No.18432600
    This whole QUEST is crippling mindfuckery. Time-hijinks, babies that may or may not be ours, people trying to capture us for god know what reason...

    It's high time we got some of our own in while we still can. And it's a perfectly good way to pay Trude back for beating our face in over a misunderstanding. Hopefully she'll be so stunned that she'll forget to do it again when/if we tell her it was a joke.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)17:02 No.18432603
    I think I'm gonna have to watch some Strike Witches now. Damnit, I don't have time for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:04 No.18432619

    Have fun, good twin.

    I'll try and keep up the awesome without you.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)17:05 No.18432628
    That doesn't mean we have to contribute overly much to it.

    Oh, I'm not doing it now. I'm at work.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:06 No.18432643
    Between this and SWQ I'm sorely tempted to watch it. But I tried it once and couldn't get past the first few minutes of PANTIES GUNS LITTLE GIRLS.

    I just couldn't take it. It overrode my shame meter.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:07 No.18432645
    >Call Trude an "aunt" or whatever
    Trude-oneesan. She's only 2 years older than Erica and Ursula.
    And it will trigger the siscon flags for maximum trolling.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)17:08 No.18432662
    I can entirely understand. On all fronts.

    That'll do.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:08 No.18432663
    >that one doujin
    >"I mostly like little boys..."

    This could work in our favor.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:09 No.18432668

    We're trying to be the good guys though.

    Best possible mind fuckery under the circumstances is when we're really tired or a little drunk or something and we start referring to ourselves in plural.

    "We're just a little tipsy."
    "Wait, we?"

    And that's when the whole 'multiple personalities' thing rears it's head.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:10 No.18432679
    A word of advice: Don't. SWQ has done more with the setting and treated the characters more respectfully than the show EVER did.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)17:13 No.18432697
    I have no doubt of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:13 No.18432698

    I'm half tempted to try and show SWQ to the original creators just to see what they do.

    It distant possibility is them trying to animate it as is. Call it an AU or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:14 No.18432717
    You know, the thought occurs that Perrine could be supporting a life, without the whole pregnancy bit.
    We have a missing doll out there after all, and if Perrine adopted her and isn't used to 'feeding' her, then that could account for some slight sickness.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)17:14 No.18432718
    Then planefag was an anime
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:14 No.18432721

    I just had a mental image of David Hayter doing the 'Motherfucking chesterfields' rant.

    It might be the greatest thing ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:20 No.18432771
    Yes, everyone has forgotten about the doll. The symptoms would be odd for being that, but I could understand them. Watch this be the real solution.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)17:24 No.18432806
    We don't actually know that Desu bonded, or whatever, with Hina, either. Just that she ended up in Hina's room at one point. All three are present at the party, however.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:40 No.18432936
    That's a real stretch.

    I think she genuinely is preggers. The question is who's, and how?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)17:41 No.18432939
    Ours, and time travel.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:42 No.18432952
    rolled 58 = 58


    Or Negayate...

    Thats the implication with the recent twitter messages.

    Strangely, it still means that biologically, hes still ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:46 No.18432986
    That would really fuck Perrine up though.

    She fall sin love with us, has her heart broken and then we're right behind her to pick up the pieces and we give her everything she's ever wanted.

    And then it turns out it was actually an imposter?

    She's gonna snap.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:49 No.18433014
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    Welp, time to check out before this shit starts AGAIN.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:51 No.18433021
    rolled 20 = 20


    A little but not like we're gonna distance ourselves away from them when it happens.

    Still ours. No one else can have.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)17:54 No.18433037
    I've given my opinion, and I'm leaving it at that.

    I'm viewing future tweets as potentials, not definites.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:57 No.18433064

    Except when if she finds out it wasn't US us, we're already going to be there for her.

    Also, I think Negayate, assuming this is where the whole 'pregnant' thing is leading, is going to be Hayate going Axe Crazy for the first time.

    Notice how we always pull punches? Notice how we bend over backwards to help our friends? Notice how we don't use all our dirty tricks? Notice how we never use some of the more 'inventive' uses of our powers because they're 'too evil'?

    Guess what's going to happen when our evil rapist double tries to take our kid away.

    Kid gloves are going to come off, and people's heads are going to fucking spin.

    Thinking back, I don't think anybody we know here has ever seen Hayate angry before. Upset, maybe. Rip-roaring pissed?

    This will be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)17:59 No.18433091

    Before I was kind hoping it was LG trolling us.

    Now I want this to happen.

    Remember Trude asking us if we'd really be a good dad? After we go fucking TAKEN on them, guess who's going to shut the fuck up.
    >> rolling Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:05 No.18433142
    rolled 9001 = OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:11 No.18433196
    "I have a particular set of skills...

    Involving a teapot..."

    Also: All these time-shenanigans are becoming crazy. Maybe we could ask the Doctor for a crash course in avoiding paradox and mitigating time damage?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)18:13 No.18433209
    And then Papa Hayate was voiced by Liam Neeson.

    "We've both acquired a particular set of skills, skills we have acquired over a long and troubled life. Now you've given me reason to use those skills in ways I've only considered in the darkest corner of my mind, to make the rest of your short life a nightmare. Return to me my son, and we won't have to go through with this. If you won't, I promise this won't last long for one of us, and an eternity for the other."

    I dunno, what do you guys think?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:18 No.18433240

    Seems kinda melodramatic.

    "Give him back."
    "Or what?"
    "You are me. You know exactly what I've been through, and what I'm capable of."
    "You'll never do anything too extreme. Good guys have too many rules."
    "Good guys don't need rules. Now's not a good time to learn why I have so many."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:20 No.18433256
    We're rapidly approaching 60 threads.

    And the entire quest page in the archives is gold, except the last two.

    It's like Zeonquest all over again.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)18:21 No.18433267
    >kinda melodramatic
    Well, that is kinda the point. I'm not too sure I'm good at threats, myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:21 No.18433270


    Am I the only one who wants Zoloman to show up and teach Sosuke the finer points of batshit giant robot tactics?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:24 No.18433296

    Seemed a bit wordy given the context.

    I do like >>18433240

    That might be because I love the Doctor a bit two much though.

    It really fits the context and the characters, when you think about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:25 No.18433307

    >Sosuke gets shades with a prescription in badass.

    Even knowing how unlikely it is, I really want it to happen now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:29 No.18433331

    >Sosuke with Zol's shades.

    Fuck me, it WORKS.

    And Zol's a war hero. Sosuke would take NOTES.

    I think that if this happened Sosuke would take his military expertise and Zol's crazy and turn into an action hero. Like 'just walked off the movie screen'.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)18:31 No.18433349
    Oh, it's totally wordy. I'll generally either be too brief, or too damn wordy. Also I was trying to include most of the speech from Taken that the "Particular Set of Skills" line is in.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:36 No.18433381
    Let's hold off on writing our super awesome speech until we find out for certain WHO the enemy is.

    I still want to turn into a little boy and call Trude mommy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)18:38 No.18433395
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    >eat melmo candy
    >be little boy
    >call Trude "big sis"
    >Trude gets crazy eyes
    >"no big sis, stop, we can't do this!"
    >"yes, just like that. Big sis will take care of you!"

    I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)19:06 No.18433632
    Eh, I'm assuming it's first loop "nega"Hayate, now. Or something similar.

    "Erica, Trude raped me while I was a little boy!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)19:08 No.18433650
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    The last thing Negayate would see.

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