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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: War is Hell Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)07:21 No.18415231  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    Your group moves quickly across the island, straight towards the new area Keima has chosen.
    As you cross a set of hills Gai steps on something and stops dead in his tracks.
    Keima looks down at the bumps in the ground you didnt notice before.
    An explosion engulfs Gai.

    [ ]get airborne
    [ ]check on Gai
    [ ]Blast the mines

    >talking about how I would die
    >dont worry guys, I still have around 10 years left in me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:26 No.18415248
    >[X]get airborne

    Teammates in the sky with saucers.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:26 No.18415252
    That's a rather depressing expectation for your remaining years

    On that note blast some mines
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:26 No.18415254
    rolled 23 = 23

    Airborne, beware of AA weaponry
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:27 No.18415259
    He probably expects us to get airborne, it's our first response when shit goes down, and has anti air set up. We can't rush to help Gai immediately, ask how he is and carefully clear out way.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)07:28 No.18415267
    Get Airborne first, put teacups over all the team, then check on gai.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:28 No.18415268
    >"W-what?" she asks "Water. Magic. No can get sick." Mio answers with a smirk. "kapish?" Trude sets down the hunk of metal. #msq


    I still maintain its' just sheer anxiety/lovesickness doing her in, But whatever. Trude does love to jump to conclusions.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:29 No.18415270
    Get airborne, ask Erica to look for AA Fire. Could be a trap to get us in the air.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)07:30 No.18415278
    I'm starting to pity Trude. Seems like she's being yanked around, though mostly thats her fault for jumping to conclusions . . .

    Actually that also applies to us in a way, huh
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)07:35 No.18415292
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    >[x]get airborne

    You take out some saucers and pass them out to everyone.
    Erica, Shinku and Sakura get airborne on thier own.

    Amazoness and Jun share a saucer with Keima and Lo in another.
    You pickup Hina on yours.

    "Gai! Are you alright?" you ask him somewhere in the smoke.
    "I am okay." he says as he jumps up and is grabbed by Erica.
    You produce another saucer for him.

    As your group gains altitude, a pair of grey bontas appear from behind some trees.
    They're holding rocket launchers.


    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:36 No.18415296
    Cup them, either they blow themselves up or we can choose whether to engage one at a time or just leave. And I knew there would be anti-air waiting.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:36 No.18415297
    We are yanking the entire bureau training department around though so it is only fair
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:38 No.18415299
    Rape them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:38 No.18415301

    Cups. Strafing runs. explosives. Anything to pin them down so we can get some cover between us and them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:39 No.18415303
    Cup em

    Could we use our saucers to fly towards them as projectiles? I could see that being very useful, summon razor edged saucers of doom and fly about half a dozen of them towards our target
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:39 No.18415304
    Shove tea cups into their anuses.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:40 No.18415306
    Is our Walls of Havana also effective against thermal sensors?
    If not then expand trays and place them between us and the rockets, use the second it buys us to pull put our other paintball gun and hit the Bontas with explosives.

    We can't go up; Sagara has experience with MANPADS an can generate them at will.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:41 No.18415308
    Let loose a smokescreen first thing, keep them from getting a bead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:41 No.18415311
    Anal rape them with cups.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:43 No.18415320

    Er, No?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:43 No.18415322
    Bonta armor has thermal imaging, though. Unless the smokescreen is also a thermal and radar chaff, it won't be good enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:45 No.18415325
    rolled 80 = 80

    Unleash a hurricane of cringe-worthy puns. While using cups. And raping them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)07:47 No.18415333
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    You generate a smoke screen and direct the saucers to scatter.

    You dive towards the two Bontas with teacups.
    You cover them just in time for one to set off a rocket.
    You hear the muffled explosion from inside.
    "Hina, If you will." you say while gesturing to the other cup.
    She draws her glass sword and slices the cup in half, taking the Bonta within with it.

    Erica flies patrol over the vicinity, as you settle the saucers on the edge of the minefield.

    'Seems clear now.' she reports.
    'Proceed to the cove. Keep airborne but below the treeline.' Keima orders your group.

    You once again board the saucers.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:51 No.18415349
    I love those Bonta's a bit too much

    Always wanted one of the models / phone danglies of them but I couldn't find one while I was in Japan
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:53 No.18415356
    As we go forward, can we have an extra saucer with a teacup take point? I doubt that this will be the last of Sagara's traps, and a teacup/saucer should be big enough to trigger the sensors on his traps. Maybe even fill it with hot tea to simulate a warm human body to also trigger any thermal sensors he has.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:55 No.18415370
    rolled 43 = 43

    Kiss Keima
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)07:58 No.18415379
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    Your group gets to the cove without further trouble.
    There, you begin to lay some traps of your own.

    Just strings up some of his thread across the trees, you put up some trays for teleportation in random intervals.

    Amazoness turns Stick into a shovel and digs a set of pitfalls in the sand.

    "Okay guys." Keima says, "We'll stay here as long as this sector isnt deactivated."
    "Erica, Sakura, watch the water."
    "Gai, Amazoness, Hina. Guard the treeline."
    "Hayate, Jun stay on the sand and get ready to support anyone that needs help."
    "I'll try and scan the immediate area for enemies."

    WAT DO?
    [ ]give Gai the ring
    [ ]add more traps (what traps?)
    [ ]other.
    Get the robot damashi action figures.
    Worth every penny.
    >> Quartermaster 03/22/12(Thu)07:58 No.18415381
    Seconding this. Also, I'm actually awake to take part in the quest, yay!
    Oh and someone asked about it last thread, add +1 to the Ausfag list!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:01 No.18415392
    Yeah that was me.
    So my count is 4 Aussies including myself and 1 phillipino other than LG

    Mix up some more healing potion so we can fix ourselves up.

    Give Gai the ring, I would suggest shenanigans but we have a bromance with Gai so we can't really get any hilarious misunderstandings
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:01 No.18415393
    As useful as the ring would be for Gai, that's a gift for Hina.
    [x] Relaxed preparedness. Perhaps a quick spot of tea?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:01 No.18415395
    Go to the water and have Kraus filter out the salt. Then use the water to make more healing potion, and heal our arm.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)08:02 No.18415397
    Uh, can someone remind what is the ring supposed to be?

    Oh for fucks sake, now is not the time. Maybe later so we can distract him or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:03 No.18415402
    It is useless for Hina since she can do her wings

    We want ultimate rider kicks
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:03 No.18415405
    Healing potion. We need to fix our arm.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:03 No.18415407
    Give Gai that ring.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:03 No.18415409
    Michael Jordan ring.

    Let's the user jump repeatedly in the air
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:04 No.18415414
    But with Hina's wings, she doesn't need the ring. Gai would get a lot more mileage out of it.

    Though we shouldn't give it to him right now. Maybe after but before the combat trials on Saturday.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:05 No.18415421
    Might as well give it to him now so he has longer to get used to it

    Giving him a new toy that he can test now and refine after is a better plan since he can try it both in and our of combat situations
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)08:06 No.18415425
    Oh okay then, that would be useful. Lets give that to Gai then.

    Also this>>18415395, but send a decoy first. Maybe a gingerbread man the size of Hayate? Freshly bakes to simulate heat sigs.(just not fudge, thats fucking tempting fate to rape us a new one)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:06 No.18415427
    Mike implied that manifesting the wings was an emotional reaction last time; there's no guarantee that she can do it on command.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:06 No.18415429
    >"Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was?!" Trude says as she summons another I-beam. "Yes. :3" Mio answers as she dodges again. #msq

    >"What did Perrine tell you?" she asks. "The water is making her sick!" Trude yells. "ah. But the water here is Magic :3" Mio tells her. #msq

    >"W-what?" she asks "Water. Magic. No can get sick." Mio answers with a smirk. "kapish?" Trude sets down the hunk of metal. #msq

    dammit LG
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:07 No.18415433
    Hahaha, he is taking his trolling to new levels.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:08 No.18415436
    He is looking into teaching her how to bring it on by will.

    I think we will try help her train it by making her think back to what caused her to jump after us
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:09 No.18415442
    It does make sense though, people coming from all over and you need something to make sure they won't be getting sick due to whatever is in the water..

    Really it is probably that the water is as pure as possible it filtered and stored majaikally
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)08:13 No.18415460
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    You go to the water and scoop up some into a pitcher you manifested.
    "Kraus, can you filter the salt out of this?"
    Now with a pitcher of fresh water, you transform it into a healing potion.

    You drink some and store the remainder in your flask, your left arm now back at full capacity.

    You stand at ease and wait.
    in the distance you hear some more explosions and the sound of battle.
    God help the poor souls getting caught in Sousuke's shit.

    Someone comes running in through the trees.
    She gets tangled up in the wires Jun has set.

    It's _________________
    WHO IS IT?
    First roll over 50

    [time to add to the roster of named classmates.]

    >cant stop reading Negayate doujins.
    >> Quartermaster 03/22/12(Thu)08:14 No.18415464
    [x] Give Gai the ring, we agreed when we got it that if Hina didn't need it we'd give to him for UNLIMITED RIDER KICK!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)08:14 No.18415465
    Now, now, lets not go all Trude and start jumping to conclusions again. Chill the fuck out. It could be anything.

    Damn, LG, you're starting to reach the levels of HUE that would make even the dice gods cautious .
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:15 No.18415469
    rolled 98 = 98

    "Negayate"? Lenk
    Also, rollan for Lilly because in the end she decided to enter because fuck yeah see the invisible etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:16 No.18415473
    rolled 29 = 29

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:16 No.18415475
    Welp. Looks like we caught us a Lilly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:17 No.18415481
    rolled 90 = 90

    Shirley Thompson, techno-wizard.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)08:19 No.18415488
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    "evil" hayate.
    Fucks all the bitches

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:21 No.18415496
    I am of the opinion that Futureyate came back, nailed Perrine and knocked her up. She can't tell us because paradox.

    Trude is going to fucking murder us. Then we explain timehax, and she's going to try to smash our watch.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)08:23 No.18415512
    Oh God, this is giving you a ton of ideas, isnt it LG?
    The future's starting to get grim gents.

    On another note, whats the full roster of our class? Are there any other spots for new characters?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)08:24 No.18415516
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    It's Lily. She struggles with the thread.
    "Guys? Can you please cut me down?" she asks

    'Do we let her go?' you ask Keima
    'It might be a trap.' he answers. 'you deal with it'

    [ ]get her down
    [ ]blast her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:24 No.18415521
    I am of opinion that LG is trolling us gently
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:24 No.18415523
    Jesus you guys. Just because a chick is puking doesn't mean she's preggers.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)08:25 No.18415532
    Roster is not yet full.
    only about half has been named out of the 29 trainees.
    [4 teams of seven+ hina]
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:27 No.18415542
    rolled 33 = 33

    Just shoot her. This is a battle royale, and she's not in our team.
    Therefore, pop a cap in her brain.

    She'll never see it coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:27 No.18415543
    On the one hand, this is a battle royale.
    But on the other hand, it's Lily, who has no combat abilities.

    Eh, I'm curious. Cut her down from a distance using thrown knives.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:28 No.18415550
    Do this >>18415543
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:28 No.18415554
    Entirely possible. But Perrine was lying when she said it was just bad water. If we can accept LG's twitter as truth.

    If it is, then there's some BAD SHIT headed our way.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:30 No.18415562
    She has 0 combat ability.

    Offer to cut her down if she'll help us out. At the end we'll see how it goes.

    (At the end we turn on her faster than a quickly-turning object).
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:30 No.18415563
    >Lily, Matsuri and a few others present themselves to be excluded.
    [x]blast her
    It's clearly not the real Lilly. She got excused from this exercise.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:31 No.18415569
    >Also, rollan for Lilly because in the end she decided to enter because fuck yeah see the invisible etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:31 No.18415571
    You know, if you guys keep talking like that, LG might actually do it. Like change his plans to accommodate for the general direction of posts.

    I've seen it happen before in other quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:32 No.18415578
    Exhentai down or something, just shows a sad panda
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:33 No.18415581
    Clear your cookies and cache, log in to E-hentai, THEN go on ExHentai.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:34 No.18415587
    That's dumb as hell. Blast her for her derp then.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:34 No.18415589
    >Sad Panda

    'Sup, newb.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:36 No.18415594
    Cut her down.
    She came in here for a reason so let's hear it.

    Also I want the opportunity to use a tap a blind girl joke
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)08:36 No.18415595
    Woah, this anon's right, Lily's not supposed to be here. Is there anyone in the roster able to change appearances?

    Okay, cut her{?} down, and aim a tea laser on her noggin. Alert the team for possible assaults from other teams. this could be a distraction
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:36 No.18415596

    It could be a trap. One of the others might be able to conceal his form, or create puppets of some sort.

    I vote for taking her out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:38 No.18415607
    LG just is enjoying stringing them along like puppets
    Really until it is actually brought up in thread we should take a page from NGAF's book
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)08:38 No.18415608
    Shit, post unfinished.

    Then, demand who the fuck is he/she. Tell her that we know Lilly's not in the test.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:40 No.18415616
    >implying that a pilot wouldn't take immediate action towards something that might get him grounded
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)08:41 No.18415620
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    "Lily, I thought you backed out of the fight?" you ask her as you ready some knives.
    "Y-yeah, I guess I changed my mind after all."
    You throw the knives to cut her down and she approaches your group.
    "Lily, Will you cooperate with us?" Keaima asks
    "Your ability will come in handy with detecting enemies."
    "Sure." she says as she positions herself by Keima, her cane striking the sand at random.
    "Can you please see if anyone else is in the immediate vicinity?"
    "Okay." she says as she closes her eyes.
    Her hands fiddle with her cane.

    **ROLL EM**
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:41 No.18415621
    But as >>18415569 pointed out,
    >Lilly because in the end she decided to enter because fuck yeah see the invisible etc.
    for some reason
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:41 No.18415626
    The only currently canon one that I know of that MIGHT be able to do an illusion like that is Sakura. This would obviously be a new character, or perhaps some trick cooked up by Yuki. We're fresh out of hax hats.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:42 No.18415630
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:42 No.18415631
    Replace pilot with Hayate and grounded with expelled / mind wiped and you have most of our actions so far

    We were just smart about how and when we did it to and the attention
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:43 No.18415633
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:43 No.18415635
    rolled 98 = 98

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)08:43 No.18415638
    rolled 35 = 35

    I dunno I still think its a trap. Keep an eye on her. Ask Kraus if he can scan her for anything.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:44 No.18415642
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:44 No.18415644
    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:45 No.18415651
    rolled 85 = 85

    Broseidon god of the brocean popping up behind us to fist bump us
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:46 No.18415659
    /tg/ dice: Harder! Harder! Troll me haaaardeeeer!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:46 No.18415660
    Slaanesh is pleased with our efforts to screw Keima

    Delicious confused cross dressing love in both directions
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:47 No.18415666
    Give Gai the ring, man we need a shield ring to give to Keima so we can do the whoe get down on one knee and look all serious bit
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)08:48 No.18415667
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    She keeps her eyes closed, and her eyebrows form a frown.
    She makes a passing motion with her cane.

    You take out your teapot and blast her.
    Making sure to keep the beam small enough to not hit Keima.

    "Wha-!" Hina looks in your direction "Why?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:49 No.18415670
    The real lily doesn't use a cane.

    She uses her majaik to see with now, so it is unecessary
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:50 No.18415673
    And then the enemy comes from the direction she attempted to show us.
    "It was a reflex."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:50 No.18415675
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    Clever girl...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:52 No.18415681
    "Because she was excused. It was obviously a fake."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:52 No.18415682
    "Lily was blind before, but uses her majaik to see now. It doesn't make sense for her to use a cane."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:54 No.18415689
    Her Device is a cane.

    "She's not Lily, she's not refined enough."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:55 No.18415692
    "I guess she thought that we...
    ...wouldn't see it coming."
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)08:56 No.18415697
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:56 No.18415702
    We still need Hanako to be in here as a fire majaik user.

    I will admit I am a dick but I like the idea too much
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)08:59 No.18415712
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    Someone leaps up out of the dust cloud produced by the blast.
    It's that weirdo, Copycat Ken.
    "Tsk. How'd you find out?" he asks, as he adjusts his bandanna.
    "You blink too much." you tell him as you close in for the kill.

    He tries to evade you by jumping into the water, but you were expecting him to do that.
    A large tealaser annihilates him before he even touches the sea.
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    You should read Katawa Yandere over on /a/. She killed Emi with a greek fire trap. It was pretty glorious.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)08:59 No.18415715
    I suppose that's plausible. Her speech pattern didn't seem to match from our interactions with her before.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:00 No.18415719
    This. And "she stayed out of the fight. I'm thinking it was a doppleganger."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:01 No.18415722
    Aw I wanted Lily to enter because she sort of wanted to join or something, but then again it was pretty silly... Oh well, maybe I'll try to think of it through next time before suggesting something...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:01 No.18415723
    Or Shizune as an opponent to Keima in the keikaku dori contests
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:02 No.18415726
    >Katawa Yandere
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)09:03 No.18415728
    I know right? Fucking glorious.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:03 No.18415730
    Shit you mean another cool quest to catch up on and follow?
    I love these things but I find I am doing little other than catching up to the ones I missed now
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:03 No.18415731
    Huh. Another Ranma 1/2 character.
    I suppose Ryouga would also make a good operative, his reputation of getting lost a good cover for his extra-dimensional trips.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:05 No.18415735
    No his power is getting so lost he jumps dimensions.

    His martial arts ability is honed by fighting the various creatures he encounters in his travels but he has no control of his majaik

    He was recruited when he accidentally bumped into one of the handlers in an alternate dimension
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)09:05 No.18415738
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    You turn to Erica flying overhead.
    "That's three." you tell her with a smirk.
    "Show-off." she answers.

    Mike makes another announcement

    Something comes up out of the water.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:05 No.18415739
    The idea itself was stupid. What's she going to do, look around and then get blasted by the combat monsters running around?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:07 No.18415744
    While we have a moment throw Gai the ring and tell him what it does.

    Then fist bump Broseidon coming out of the water
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    It's more on-rails-VN-style than this, but it's pretty awesome. Check the foolz archive for /a/ and advanced search for Akira. That should get you in the right direction. Threads are usually Tuesday and the weekend, but there MAY be one tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:07 No.18415746
    Sagara in scuba gear again?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:08 No.18415749
    I actually like the idea of her being like Zatoichi, blind and apparently harmless but a brilliant combatant with a sword, she just avoids combat at all costs because she hates conflict
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)09:18 No.18415797
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    It's that brown skinned, blue haired girl marina, and the bubbly one Lime.
    They split up and head for Keima and Amazoness.
    You turn to face them just in time to hear someone in the trees yell.
    And the red-haired busty woman jumps out of the sand near Hina.

    [ ]Hina
    [ ]Keima
    [ ]Amazoness
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:20 No.18415805
    [x] Keima
    The other two derps are capable of defending themselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:20 No.18415806
    And not for the gay reason. This one is actually a tactical no brainer.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)09:21 No.18415814
    Is that Saber Marionette?

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:21 No.18415816
    rolled 74 = 74

    Keima. Because we love him the most.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:22 No.18415827
    Teacup Keima. Amazoness and Hina are CQC specialists, this is their kind of fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:23 No.18415831
    Keima because we need tactical genius to win this

    Our massive testicles will only carry the team so far
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:25 No.18415841
    Either Hina because we have the slightly-sexist but chivalrous urge to protect our family, or Keima for the same reason and because he's the only one who isn't capable of defending himself. Ideally, though, tell Keima to Goddess Mode and fall back, help Hina, then Hayate and Hina team up on the remaining ones.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)09:26 No.18415850
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    You quickly upend a cup over keima, shielding him from Lime's punch.

    You face her.
    She begins to punch and kick.
    She's faster than you expected her to be.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:27 No.18415852
    Don't tell me 343 is her device
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:28 No.18415861
    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:28 No.18415862
    rolled 99 = 99

    Urumi time!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:28 No.18415863
    Cup her. Leave a small enough gap to toss/shoot in some explosives.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:29 No.18415864
    Use Urumi.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:29 No.18415865
    Retaliate by going faster

    Bunny modo!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:29 No.18415868
    Goddamn, that belt must be +10.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)09:29 No.18415871
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    Gai moves in to assist Hina against the redhaired one.

    Erica straffes the one attacking Amazoness.
    A beam shoots out from the trees and Sakura dodges in time to avoid it.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)09:29 No.18415872
    Oh great, Lime's CQC and Guilty Sparks's ranged.

    Go close and fast, use belt sword, keep her unbalanced.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:29 No.18415873
    Bouncy castle?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:30 No.18415874
    Uh. Well. This I guess.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)09:40 No.18415959
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    You whip out your beltsword and use it to keep her occupied. She has difficulty avoiding the unpredictable blade.

    From the corner of your eye you see the one attacking Amazoness pick her up and throw her at Erica.

    Gai blocks the redhaired ones punches as Hina goes on the offensive.

    A beam comes at you from the treeline and Lime jumps away.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:44 No.18415991
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:44 No.18415996
    Keima. The other two are fighters.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)09:45 No.18416008
    rolled 85 = 85

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:45 No.18416009
    rolled 78 = 78

    Teleport to someone out of the line of fire
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:45 No.18416016
    Can we rebounder beams?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:48 No.18416042
    Not likely, rebounder changes momentum so if it was a thrown rock we could

    Rebounding beams is a bit harder to do I dare say
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:49 No.18416054
    Well, is it a particle beam, a light beam, or a pure majaik beam? If it's the first two, it will probably rebound.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:50 No.18416066
    rolled 14 = 14

    Evade, and get a Rebounder-coated teacup&saucer ready for Lime.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)09:52 No.18416093
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    You teleport out of the way and land just behind Lime.
    "Nya!" she exclaims in surprise.
    You take the chance to grab her by the midsection and apply a suplex on her.

    It was a stupid move of course, one that left you in a vulnerable position, but it's cool as hell.

    She gets back up reeling as you go back inside her guard.
    You splatter her with a fistfull of Molotov balls and jump away.

    You then activate the explosives allover her torso.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:52 No.18416094
    >trying to look up Katawa Yandere on foolz
    Oh jesus christ this archive is horrible.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:54 No.18416107
    rolled 85 = 85

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:54 No.18416113
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:55 No.18416126
    rolled 36 = 36

    Let's hope that this is enough to knock her out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:56 No.18416136
    rolled 1 = 1

    This is for Nanoha!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)09:57 No.18416145
    rolled 96 = 96

    Oh fuck, here comes the HUE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:57 No.18416149
    And we spilled it all over ourselves and blew ourselves up instead.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)09:58 No.18416150
    rolled 12 = 12


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:02 No.18416179
    He might not even offer a reload for that, since the consequences would be entirely in-simulation. We might just be out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:06 No.18416205
    rolled 53 = 53

    But 1's are for HUE and messy death

    And mind shredding horror at the hands of Shirou
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:07 No.18416216
    Heh death by BOOM on Nanoha's birthday. She is gonna be scarred for life every time she sees an explosion. She won't even be able to fight anymore
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)10:08 No.18416223
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    You activate the explosives.
    her chest erupts in a huge fireball and throws her backwards a couple of meters.

    At the same moment, your hand that you used to splatter her with the explosive balls also blows up.
    You stare down the the smoking stump that used to be your right hand.

    You feel no pain, but the sight of your arm just ending in a burning stump shocks you.

    Lime struggles to her feet, loads of damage on her torso.

    You Sakura finish her off with a large fireball.


    [ ]get the attacker in the trees
    [ ]help Erica/Amazoness
    [ ]help Gai/Hina
    [ ]tend to your hand
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:09 No.18416228
    Well shit.
    Guess that major healing potion willbe necessary after this.

    Unless it all goes away on the end of the simulation
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:09 No.18416231
    Bah, we only need one hand for
    [x] tea laser the trees
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:09 No.18416233
    Talk to the hand.
    We need to be in good form for our team's inevitable betrayal.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:10 No.18416238
    Help Erica and Amazoness. They seemed to be having a worse time of things
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:10 No.18416242
    Okay, once Erica sees this we're going to need to traumatise her with "oh no my hand's off" pranks in the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:11 No.18416253
    [x]get the attacker in the trees
    If we let it go, they'll snipe any of the other fighters.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:12 No.18416261
    "oh Erica, I figured you could use a hand."

    >hands atedews

    What the fuck captcha
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)10:12 No.18416262
    help Erica/Amazoness

    Gai and Hina can take care of themselves
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:13 No.18416270
    "Oh, they seem to have caught you a little... shorthanded."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:14 No.18416275
    But if we go to them, that leaves the sniper in the trees free to shoot all of us in the back.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:14 No.18416277
    Heh we should say to her
    "hey Erica can you lend me a hand?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:16 No.18416292
    I wonder if potions of sparklies could heal a missing hand?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:16 No.18416295
    rolled 97 = 97

    Burn the fucking trees down.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:17 No.18416300
    I think we have our course of action and result there
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:17 No.18416301

    >Several bad puns later
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)10:18 No.18416309
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    You activate the still functional armblade on your right arm to give that stump some use.
    you also take out a knife and enlarge it for your left.
    'Keima, I'll take out thier fire support!' you tell him as you run into the tree line.

    You found her by watching for the source of a beam aimed for Sakura.
    Cherry is there in a tree firing off shots with her palm.

    You attack her.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:20 No.18416320
    rolled 35 = 35

    >Refresh before posting?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)10:21 No.18416321
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:21 No.18416324
    rolled 59 = 59

    Hi Cherry.
    Bye Cherry.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:22 No.18416334
    rolled 72 = 72

    Butler stealth is unmatched.

    Is our stump cauterized or are we slowly bleeding out btw?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:23 No.18416342
    rolled 14 = 14

    Neat, doubles.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:28 No.18416365
    rolled 77 = 77

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:28 No.18416366
    rolled 93 = 93

    After we shank her we should regrow our hand through sheer manliness and determination

    Or seduce the universe to return our hand through sheer swag
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:28 No.18416370
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)10:30 No.18416379
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    You are on her like white on rice.
    Your blades falsh in the sunlight filtering through the leaves.
    YOur arm blade finds her thigh and digs deeps. your knife misses her necks just by an inch.

    She jumps down from the branch and lands unsteadily on her injured leg.

    She holds both palms towards you and you see her charge her beams.

    You take out your teapot and prepare to fight fire with fire.

    effectively cauterized.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:31 No.18416391
    rolled 83 = 83

    *DBZ inarticulate beam charging shout*
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:31 No.18416393
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:32 No.18416394
    rolled 31 = 31

    Oh dammit, this is going to be bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:32 No.18416397
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:32 No.18416401
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:33 No.18416405
    rolled 72 = 72

    Oh come on LG we got a 93 there.

    Ah well explodinate the bitch and then piccolo our hand back
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)10:35 No.18416423
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:36 No.18416428
    rolled 42 = 42

    Let the magic happen and make a crater Nanoha would be proud of
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:37 No.18416435
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:39 No.18416448
    rolled 82 = 82


    Apparently, the dice are not a fan of DBZ.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:39 No.18416454
    rolled 63 = 63

    Apparently not.

    They are a fan of you though it seems
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:41 No.18416465
    rolled 45 = 45

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:43 No.18416470
    rolled 47 = 47

    All hands broadside!

    Finish her off quickly so we can get to repairs
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)10:44 No.18416471
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    You throw as much power as you could spare behind your tealaser.

    Slowly it pushes back her own beam.
    With one final exertion of effort you manage to take out her beam and you hit her.
    The trees behind her are taken out in a large swath.
    Cherry is down.

    [ ]help Hina/Gai
    [ ]help Amazoness/Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:44 No.18416477
    rolled 7 = 7

    So how do we explain the charred stump to Nanoha do you guys think?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:46 No.18416484
    Erica and Amazoness.

    Gai and Hina are both CQC so they should have their one tied up well enough
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:46 No.18416485
    [x]Help Amazoness/Erica
    They were having more problems with their opponent than Gai/Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:48 No.18416497
    rolled 48 = 48

    It isn't permanent. Just part of this simulation.

    Help Amazoness/Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:49 No.18416506
    No bets she's watching, though. And Ursula. Simulation or not, they're probably shitting bricks from where they're watching.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)10:50 No.18416514
    Help Amazoness/Erica
    Those 2 need the support more.

    >reading Katawa Yandere archives
    >mfw /a/'s actually unified their retarded asses behind yandere-ism
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:52 No.18416525
    More than that they get it done

    They should be in classes right now but from what we have seen so far it wouldn't surprise me in the least for either to be watching our fights instead of paying attention or learning anything in class
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:55 No.18416544
    Heh I love that Bacon-tan gets used

    I love Hanako as much as anyone else but that makes me crack up whenever I see it still
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)10:56 No.18416549
    rolled 99 = 99


    They are getting the shit spammed out of them though.

    Silly /a/ons telling them to move it to /vg/.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)10:58 No.18416562
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    You run back out to the beach to help the others.
    You see Amazoness fending off the quick punches from Marina the blue haired girl.

    'Sakura, Jun, Help Gai and Hina.' Keima orders them as he sees you rushing towards Marina.

    Lo joins you in attacking the brown skinned one.
    Using your fist and your arm blade you trade blows with her.
    She's not as fast as lime, but her punches have more wight to them.
    Lo tries to sneak in a few kicks and strikes but she evades them easily enough.
    With four people attacking her, she's getting pushed back towards the water.
    She retreats and jumps in to the sea.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:01 No.18416584
    Summon Broseidon and have him cast this ho out of the brocean

    Or you know do something realistic like having Sakura blast a hole in the water near where she jumped in
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:01 No.18416585
    rolled 39 = 39

    Burn the land and boil the sea.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:02 No.18416586
    Pull out our Molotov paintball gun, and start making like a destroyer searching for a submarine.
    Let's see how she handles depth charges and the hydrostatic shock.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)11:02 No.18416591
    Its time for our ace in the hole

    Have Sakura freeze the water around Marina, make it thick
    Throw gummyBEARS in the water around Marina before ice closes.
    Stand back and enjoy the show.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:03 No.18416597
    rolled 51 = 51

    Huh. I guess Firefly gives good advice sometimes. Wait, no, that's what the Alliance did, isn't it? Okay, let's be the Alliance.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:07 No.18416622
    That's gummyBEARs. Solids.
    In water.

    That won't do jack or shit.
    Not even if it was a potion. Because you're freezing the water before Marin has a chance to ingest it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)11:08 No.18416623
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    'Erica!' you call out to her. 'You up for playing sub hunter?'
    'Am I.' she grins as she shows you a shitload of stick grenades.

    You summon a Saucer and take out another paintball gun.

    The two of you pepper the sea near where she dove with explosions
    Amazoness and Lo wait on the shore for her to resurface.

    "Shit, JUN!' Keima exclaims mentally.
    You look up just in time to see Jun taken out with some sort of shockwave from Bloodberry's kick.

    You decide to continue hunting for Marina.

    **Roll for depth charge effectiveness**
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:09 No.18416627
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:09 No.18416633
    Okay, folks, we're done here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:10 No.18416640
    rolled 71 = 71

    Drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:10 No.18416641
    rolled 65 = 65

    Sink her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:12 No.18416647
    Haha sunk her battleship
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)11:12 No.18416652
    rolled 38 = 38

    I was thinking of forcibly drowning her by closing her in a cage of ice, making her swallow the bears and get fucked up.

    actually that a bit grim, fuck yandere /a/'s getting to me.

    Anywho ROLLIN
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)11:21 No.18416724
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    The sheer amount of molotov balls and potatomashers you and Erica drop into the water forces her to surface.
    You and Erica put a bead on her and finish her off with your guns.

    "That's five." you tell her.
    "NOPE. MY KILL. My bullet hit her before yours did." she sticks her tongue out at you.

    With only Bloodberry remaining, Hina, Gai, Amazoness and Lo make quick work of her.

    The team regroups, now missing Shiku and Jun.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:22 No.18416731
    how many enemies are left?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:24 No.18416743
    Lay more traps.

    Use the paintball gun to scatter a field of molo-balls, dispel the trays because they aren't helping anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:25 No.18416749
    Heal the arm if we have enough healing potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:26 No.18416752
    How many left to deal with?

    I presume Souske's buggerising around somewhere, as is Shirou, but i'm not sure who else we know about.

    Also we should do something about our hand. Whether it's just covering it up or what. Burnt fleshy stumps are kind of unpleasant to look at, unless we want to try a Deadpool-style "Stab-you-in-the-eye-with-my-jagged-shard-of-bone-stump."

    ...actually, that's good plan B.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:26 No.18416755
    rolled 60 = 60

    Time to stare at our hand and butler it the fuck back into existence
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:26 No.18416757
    Fire Molotov balls all around the area in dormant mode; we can use them as command-activated landmines.

    Then drink up healing potion to fix our hand, and then mix up some more.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)11:27 No.18416761
    unknown. But with the marrionettes and copycat ken out, as well as some other confirmed kills by your team, around less then 10 people should still be left.
    And then theres the people Sousuke surely has taken out of the game
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:28 No.18416765
    rolled 49 = 49

    Doubt the potion works that well, it is light wounds remember

    And the molotovs only have a 1 minute fuse if we delay their explosion iirc so shooting them out won't help
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:29 No.18416769
    I don't recall that. We can keep them indefinitely in the gun after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:29 No.18416779
    Heh wade Wilson take bets on how long it takes to regen my hand as well maybe? Or mess with Erica with it?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)11:30 No.18416784
    the one minute delay only starts after you tell the ball to count down.
    If you dont activate the delay, and you could keep track of the balls, you could activate them well after firing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:31 No.18416797
    Ah ok then. I thought the firing would cause it to start.

    Let's do it then Molotov land mines for all!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:32 No.18416806
    So could we fire them all over the place, and even if we forget one momentarily, if we can visually see the ball, and concentrate, we could command it to detonate?
    The majaik of the Molotov stays keyed to the person who last 'used' the potion?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:45 No.18416875
    Soooo lay traps

    Give Gai the ring

    Try to butler our hand back into existence or troll Erica with it

    That the consensus?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)11:48 No.18416887
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    You empty your second canister into the sand around your group, planning to use them as impromtu mines.
    you make sure to remember where the balls where.

    Hina runs up to you and takes your arm.
    "Are you okay?" she says, concern showing on her face, and a faint red glow on her back.
    "yeah I'm good. It doesn't hurt. I guess the simulation system is programmed to show the lost of a limb but not the pain associated with it."

    "Guys, We lost Jun and Shinku. but we took out four more combatants. Our team as a whole has taken out 10 other people.
    And it would be safe to assume that Sousuke should have taken out his fair share too.
    Shiro is still an unknown factor. But it's a safe bet to say that we have less than 10 enemies left."
    he tells you all.
    "another section should be blacked out soon, and that would reduce the total area of the battle field by a third."

    "We must remain vigilant and watch out for Sousuke and the others."

    yep. last person to touch/use it is keyed as the detonator.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)11:49 No.18416892
    Yeah pretty much
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:51 No.18416900
    So serious wounds don't actually hurt? Good. Now we'll feel less bad about killing off our team later.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)11:54 No.18416920
    Welp, gotta crash. Good luck guys. Seeya
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)11:58 No.18416943
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    >give gai the ring.

    "Hey man," you tell him with a tap on his shoulder.
    "I think you could use this." you hand him the box containing the Airshelf ring.
    "you can use it to generate a platform of air under your feet." should come in useful for midair maneuvers.

    "Thank you my friend." he says with a bow as he puts it on. "I will treasure this gift."
    "GET A ROOM ALREADY!" Erica yells from above with a grin.
    "WE WILL, LATER!" you yell back.

    "SECTION 9 Will be deactivated in 1 minute"
    Mike again makes the announcement.

    The coast is clear for now.
    What do?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)11:59 No.18416951
    Chill out for now

    Try to do a majaik trick and make our hand reappear
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:00 No.18416955

    If we were evilly inclined, this would be a great opportunity to try out some more...original methods of killing. Like filling Erica's lungs with Mashed potato, Timestop+Force-feeding shirou molotov balls and exploding him from the inside-out, Using Teleport to drop Hina from a great height onto some very sharp rocks, using time stop shenannignans to slowly cripple Gai/Amazoness one limb at a time, so forth, so forth.

    ...actually, it's times like this I fell a little disappointed we're not playing a villain character. Our abilities could be used very creatively.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:02 No.18416963
    Reload the paintball gun with our third and last canister.

    We're waiting for Shirou and Sousuke to finish off the others, so there's nothing else to do now.
    I suppose we should drink some tea.
    Offer everyone some refreshments.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:02 No.18416965
    That's great, thanks for sharing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:03 No.18416973
    Yeah that's pretty fucking evil dude

    I mean I don't mind being evil but not with a character we have built up to be so nice.

    I can see us fighting it out once it is just us but nothing other than outright fights
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:04 No.18416977
    see to injuries, make more healing potions if needed.

    i have no idea how to tactical genius our way to victory over Sagara.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:07 No.18416991
    Burn him out.

    Like to see him hide in a burning forest
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:08 No.18417001
    He could probably manage it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:09 No.18417004
    Hmm...It's Sagara, so he'll probably try to find a high vantage point, and then snipe us from the other end of the island.

    We should probably move away from such an exposed area as the beach.

    Leave behind a big teacup, one large enough for everyone to fit under, leave it as bait, then retreat to the treeline and hide there.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:09 No.18417010
    With his Bonta powered armor? Probably survive it just fine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)12:11 No.18417020
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    You sit down on the sand, with Hina as Erica flies down to join you.
    "Look. I have a magic trick." you tell them.
    YOu wave your hands around and show them the stump
    "Tadaa~ My hand just disappeared!"
    Hina pouts at you and Erica punches your shoulder.
    "Idiot." she says. "you should take that more seriously. If this wasnt a simulation that shit could really get out of hand."
    you groan at her pun.
    "Just tell us if you ever need a hand with anything." Hina says with obvious concern, oblivious to the pun she just made.

    Lo walks up to you.
    "You okay friend? Wound no trabbling you?"
    "Yeah, I'm okay." you tell him.
    Hina's eyes once again sparkle and she stares at Lo.
    "Want to hug him?" you ask.
    "Y-yes." she answers.
    "Lo, can you let my lady friend hug you for a bit?"
    "Yes. I be pleased to let her hug Lo." he answers.
    Hina jumps up from your side and glomps the giant panda.
    "I wish she'd show as much enthusiasm towards me." you say with a chuckle.
    "Don't worry. I'm sure she will later." Erica tells you as she gives you a hug in turn.

    Two people come running in from the direction of the 9th section.
    It's Shirou and Negi.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:13 No.18417035
    Aw shit.

    Get them to fight each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:15 No.18417049
    Heh Hina glomming a panda
    This quest could pretty much be run on /c/ for how much HNNNG content in it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:17 No.18417066
    Tell Shirou we will make him another one tonne block of fudge if he takes out Negi

    Maybe see what they are running from first if it is something other than the zone going dark
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:19 No.18417084
    Are they about to enter our Molotov field?
    Get ready to detonate them once they enter it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:20 No.18417089
    >Tell Shirou we will make him another one tonne block of fudge if he takes out Negi
    Then we materialize the ton of fudge right on top of him, in the best traditions of wishes gone awry?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)12:21 No.18417093
    I like it. Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:22 No.18417100
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)12:24 No.18417116
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    The log of Miguel Rozario SantaCruz Y Cabrillo,
    [3-15 BD4432]

    Hayate has managed to draw Hina in.
    I didn't think he'd be able to do it this fast.
    I guess she really did fall for him, both literally and figuratively.

    The new ability she manifested is an interesting one.
    The emotional stimulus is obviously connected to him.
    I must find a way to nurture and develop this further.
    He has managed to override another construct.
    What the hell?
    I must investigate how he does this.

    Rood's flying sofa is finally finished.
    I must ask him for help in building a recliner to zoom around in.
    Then we can have that race with Joe.
    I'll show that hobo who's the fastest furniture pilot around these parts.

    -Entry Ends
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:27 No.18417126
    >He has managed to override another construct.
    >What the hell?
    >I must investigate how he does this.

    Kekekekekekeke. Rise, my minions, rise!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)12:27 No.18417127
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    Last Man Standing

    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:31 No.18417148

    We fulfill our bargains to the letter. Just maybe not in the way the other side imagined.

    Although if he does it we will have to actually make him some more fudge outside the arena for non trolling.

    Ask him how the book is going as well afterwards
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:31 No.18417152
    rolled 63 = 63


    >"Are you serious?" Trude asks Mio. "Magic eye. Ain't gotta explain shit further." she answers with a flick of her eyepatch. "Shit..." #msq


    Incoming kid for Panda-Chan to wield
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:33 No.18417165
    >Then we can have that race with Joe.
    >I'll show that hobo who's the fastest furniture pilot around these parts.
    Ha! Boxcar Joe rides again!

    Also, if Lo will accept a position as our footman, we could promote Jakob to valet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:33 No.18417168
    That doesn't necessarially imply pregnancy, though, only that the water's not making her sick.

    It's most likely just anxiety and/or lovesickness fucking her up.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)12:33 No.18417173
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:33 No.18417175
    Early finish, go get some rest LG!

    Oh god we must use that line at least once

    And we certainly have made Mike's life more interesting so far, he probably is gonna want to keep us around as much as he can just to see what we will pull next
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:35 No.18417189
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    >"Miss Perine was quiet after Master Hayate left. She seemed deep in thought. I must take care of the two of them as the Master ordered" #msq


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:35 No.18417192
    >"Miss Perine was quiet after Master Hayate left. She seemed deep in thought. I must take care of the two of them as the Master ordered" #msq

    >two of them

    Okay, fuck. That's too blatant to ignore.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:35 No.18417195
    Listen to this man.

    Although having Lo be the baby sitter sounds awesome. We would come back to utter devastation and a happy baby
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:36 No.18417207
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    >"She's absolutely glowing! My good man Hayate has top rate taste. She will make a stunning bride and a bloody good mother." #msq

    Aw shit

    FUTUREHAYATE, what have you done!!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:39 No.18417221
    >"She's absolutely glowing! My good man Hayate has top rate taste. She will make a stunning bride and a bloody good mother." #msq

    Fuck. There it goes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:39 No.18417225
    mind linking to the twitter or mentioning where the link was posted?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:39 No.18417228
    How do the familliars know she is pregnant though?

    Not like they have majaik eyes or ears or anything right?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)12:40 No.18417231
    What he had to.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:40 No.18417233
    Wait guys the two of them thing could be Perrine and her device right? Right?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:40 No.18417237
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:41 No.18417244
    rolled 5 = 5


    It says mother.

    Doesn't get more specific than that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:41 No.18417245
    Animals have heightened senses.
    Fucking dogs can sniff cancer.
    majaik animals like Ted and J could possibly smell a kid developing in her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:42 No.18417249
    Either way LG must be laughing himself to sleep over the paranoia he is causing.

    He is perfecting his dance my puppets speech and waiting for the day when he takes command
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:42 No.18417257
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    >Yes. I am evil. HUEHUEHUE. GOODNIGHT INTERNET. Shake in your boots for me! I shall be back to terrorize you soon enough!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:43 No.18417260
    >"he actually did it huh?" The Doctor asks The Doctor. "Yep." the 10th answers. "That bleeding idiot." he says in exasperation -msq

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:43 No.18417263
    Thank you kindly.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)12:44 No.18417271
    Not a chance.

    Well, that's the thing. We don't really know. We've never put them to the test. And now we've got a new panda buddy. We should do that, while we're out with Sasuke.

    One's 11th, one's 10th.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:45 No.18417278
    rolled 1 = 1


    >Furniture pilot

    With that furore over perrine, noone noticed Boxcar Joe?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:46 No.18417287
    We did.
    Just few of us felt the need to comment.

    I would like to see joe chilling with the doctor and the doctor
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:51 No.18417323
    lol someone's spamming downvotes again.
    Must be mad that the thread was archived way early and he didn't get to mess it up again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:55 No.18417352
    So butthurt.

    I swear we never used to be the bad when we had only the old neckbeard crowd, only since the purge and the influx of /v/irgins and 40kids we have this issue

    Nothing against 40k since I play it but it seems lots of the problem comes from the immature shits playing it now
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:57 No.18417362
    Sooo. Future Hayate got her knocked up?
    Or maybe the "mother" part was just Ted speculating about our future relationship with her?

    Jakob could'ave meant Perrinne and Ted by "two"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:58 No.18417372
    rolled 96 = 96


    doubt it. The twitter messages looked to be a conversation between the two outside the door.


    How are we gonna explain this to the girls without them lynching us?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:58 No.18417374

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)12:59 No.18417380
    I thought that too but figured no one else would think that way.

    Either way it's no biggie. If we knocked her up it means that there is some explaining to do and she joins the family if not.. Well there is still explaining to do and she still ends up in the family
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:00 No.18417387
    I read them as inner musings of the two familiars.
    >"Lo take good care of baby. Make sure no trabble come. Make sure baby be strong like friend Hayate."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:00 No.18417390
    I thought it was more internal monologues like the side posts are

    Remember if they speak to each other he generally shows it like with Mio and Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:01 No.18417398
    Maybe Perrinne and Yuki?
    They still visit Yuki in the library right?
    She hasn't been reabsorbed yet right?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:02 No.18417401

    Nah, everybody who's been saying she isn't pregnant has been in pretty heavy denial this whole time.

    Hayate doesn't know yet, simply because Perrine said otherwise and we don't think she'd lie to us about that.

    I'm personally concerned because the only ways out of this situation are with us raising a kid, or if we go the Buckley route. Both of which present many issues of their own.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:02 No.18417405
    Heh hivemind

    Really though I wouldn't mind a peek at the tangled web LG has made his plans into now, it seems like it should be interesting and sanity destroying
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:04 No.18417415
    Quite so, quite so.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:05 No.18417422
    That's actually a good point, we didn't tell hm to look after Yuki as far as I remember but he could be trolling us with that

    Except this is the same as the whole "oh god we are going to die from Nanoha boom" thing we went over before, people will stress until it happens one way or the other and both sides will argue they are right until the universe suffers heat death
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:05 No.18417425

    Well for one, we haven't actually done anything yet.

    We HAVE to at some point in the future now, if only to avoid paradox.

    But we haven't yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:06 No.18417431
    wtf is a Buckley rout3
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:07 No.18417434
    Well unless we we the most charming motherfucker in the universe that night I still think something else is up, we are good but that good?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:08 No.18417448

    I really can't see how it can be the other way, personally.

    The entire argument for Perrine not being pregnant hinged on 'twitter isn't canon'.

    That's their entire case. Even though it's clearly canon.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:11 No.18417474
    Perrine doesn't want to believe, either. What's the "Buckley route?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:11 No.18417476
    >Well unless we we the most charming motherfucker in the universe that night I still think something else is up

    We were, or at least we will be.
    Think of it from her perspective.
    She developed a crush on us. A teenage crush.
    An irrational, uncontrollable one.
    She saw us doing the deed with the twins.
    She was crushed.
    We appear to comfort her mere moments later.
    Emotionally distraught, and confused, it leads to another TAKE ME scenario.
    We are unable to avoid it though like we did with Hina.

    She jumps us.
    She gets knocked up.
    that night motivates her to go to the Bureau.
    She begins showing signs at the Bureau.
    At the Bureau she tells us about our time travel [but not all of the details]
    We now know we will meet her back in time.
    This leads us to jump back to comfort her on that night.
    Completing the loop
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:12 No.18417484


    Potentially good and emotionally powerful/touching if done right.

    Almost never pulled off successfully.

    Buckley's attempt in his webcomic is one of the more noted failures in recent memory.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:12 No.18417490
    i became canon when We ran into Trude headed to the dorms right?
    Does that make the YUKI_REINTEGRATION post canon too?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:13 No.18417493
    You are forgetting though LG loves his trolling.

    So he is doing it either by making us think she is pregnant and big reveal she isn't or she isn't pregnant but is causing herself to look like it through stress / anxiety

    And the kicker is, nothing is set yet. He can pull whichever card he wants when the situation pops up finally so stressing, plotting etc is really not going to help when he can pull the rug out from either side
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:13 No.18417495
    was that the webcomic thing?
    penny gamers or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:14 No.18417505
    False pregnancy?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:15 No.18417509

    I cringed at that repressed memory.

    Now I hope she does have the baby, just to avoid that shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:15 No.18417512
    It never wasn't canon, just a few fa/tg/uys declared it as such

    LG has mentioned in his tweets these are like his side story posts but these are a bit lazier since he doesn't need to do them in thread
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:15 No.18417515
    Fucking predestination.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:16 No.18417521
    But the sidestories are also canon
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:17 No.18417529
    I'm starting to think, based The Doctors' comments, that Perrine wasn't originally pregnant when she came to the Bureau, until Futureyate went back this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:18 No.18417535

    All of it was always canon, people just assumed it wasn't.

    Missed the Yuki post though.


    Possible, highly unlikely.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:20 No.18417564
    It just seems so uncharacteristic of Hayate to be so careless as to not use protection.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:22 No.18417587
    Well, it was predestined that she was pregnant.
    He would have to not have used it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:23 No.18417591
    Oh, right, THAT Buckley.

    Man, seriously. Or even just done VERY differently.

    Also Twitter's character limits.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:23 No.18417592
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    Fucking predestination

    My butthurt is off the scale
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:24 No.18417594
    inb4 Erica attacking us with a knife after Perrinne talks to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:24 No.18417598
    Not that highly unlikely
    the evidence points to pregnant but LG is laying the trail of breadcrumbs leading to it.

    He does like causing this kind of speculation since the insecurities of the players gives him greater power for the HUE

    Like I have been saying though, it is nothing important enough to worry about until we actually end up with it in a situation where Hayate deals with it IC rather than endless conversation OOC which may end up with LG going "HA! Derail my planned epic battle will you? Well that was my revenge" as much as him actually following through with it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:25 No.18417606
    The character limit is what makes them fun though.
    He manages to paint such vivid scenes with such short blulrbs
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:26 No.18417619
    > trail of breadcrumbs leading to it.
    And we are eating them up like the pigeons that we are.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:26 No.18417621
    Careless, or trying to change things?

    Unless Futureyate was intentionally choosing to do it differently. Futureyate plainly has more time travel experience than we do.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:28 No.18417637
    Oh, sure. I was just commenting on a further reason for the "sloppiness" or what ever
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:28 No.18417639
    Yeah. We may have jumped back in time years in the future.

    >found LG's foocebook
    >Looks like a pretty fun guy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:35 No.18417685
    See I hold to that idea that he did it because it had happened to him.

    So he did this because in order to disrupt the plans in place to drag him back to his canon it was necessary, if they fixed things so it seemed he never left something as large as having a child on the way or there would be enough of an anchor to either jog everyone's memory or disrupt the process of locking us back home where everything hates us.

    I dare say we sat down with ourselves and had a good long talk on it then stepped out and closed off that timeline forever by not going back to have the chat but to set things in motion and pass it on by using the logic that it had already happened therefore we need to go make sure it happens

    I am glad we don't generally try to discuss timeline shenanigans in every day conversation because typing that out just about made my frontal lobe explode
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:42 No.18417740
    Still, having a child at 16, when we might still be assigned to a Bureau strike team rather than a much safer assignment as a deep cover agent, just seems so irresponsible when there must be other ways of creating such an anchor.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:44 No.18417761
    Well, we're not exactly listed for a strike team are we?

    We still don't have our assignments yet.
    I think they will assign us after full training.
    IF we get assigned back at our home dimension shit will suck dongs.
    IF we get assigned someplace else, we might come back to the Bureau with a 5 year old son waiting for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:45 No.18417768
    Still remember the fact that its hard to fight an entire universes worth of concentrated hatred.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:46 No.18417775
    Wait. WAIT!
    Are you saying we will cause the predestination loop?

    Thats like fucking with destiny by making destiny fuck with us.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:47 No.18417780
    >Well, we're not exactly listed for a strike team are we?
    I said 'might'.
    Mostly because it would unbelievably suck if we get assigned back to the HnG Dimension.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:48 No.18417785
    If I'd thought about it more, I'd probably come to a similar conclusion. I was just going for putting the intentional time shenanigans option out there.

    Isn't time travel a wonderful thing? There are plans working against our happiness. We may not be able to consciously work against them now, but the future is a big place, and we will have the means to traverse it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:49 No.18417792
    However, a proper butler can fit in any number of places. We're not gonna be limited to HnG. And Tama's already there, at least for the time being.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:50 No.18417807
    Another possibility
    An evil hayate from another universe.
    Fucks all the bitches.
    Fucks with us.

    The guy helping us with the notes, and the dates is actually our big brother trying to correct Negayate's shit
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:51 No.18417811
    Basically yes

    The way I see it old man Hayate after fighting shit his whole life to escape back to the bureau jumps back in time.

    He finds himself just before he gets taken and drags his ass into a private spot.

    He explains what happens and that his past needs to change in a big fucking way or things go bad

    They come up with a plan to change the path things go along

    They put this into play and then start making subtle signs of Hayate dicking around with time around so that we notice it

    Our time comes around and we avoid the fate originally planned

    We realize that we need to do all the things we did in the past so we go do it.

    We end up with three timelines then

    1 original
    2 first loop
    3 each subsequent loop

    Original is old man Hayate, first loop is the one he went back into and then the others are a self sustaining chain of events
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:53 No.18417832
    This is a thing we do not need LG to see.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:54 No.18417837
    He is the one who gave us the idea since he has been adding the doujins
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)13:55 No.18417843
    It's specifics, man, specifics.

    I suppose you have a point there, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:55 No.18417846
    ...dude. That makes a lot of sense. LG *has* been posting some images from a Negayate doujin...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:56 No.18417855
    >The guy helping us with the notes, and the dates is actually our big brothe
    I like this part.
    Explains the different casiopoeia and the other shit.
    I wonder what the apple was for though, were we supposed to use it?

    IS he also the guy that gets the weird shit from the RCS for us?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:00 No.18417889
    Is there a download link for them or just the ex page?

    I can only browse like 3 images then it just gives me sad panda
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:01 No.18417902
    No, it doesn't. It was described as the same Cassiopeia, just with a new, glowing crystal hand. Also, more than once people have talked about having seen future-us going around in our time-travel hat. As interesting as the big brother hypothesis is, it has no actual validity upon further thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:03 No.18417920
    Especially given that while his brother looks similar we did things like have lunch with Keima and SAW ourself standing there when we did the double kiss on the twins
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)14:03 No.18417924
    My question is, just how bitter are we about our brother running off and leaving us to deal with our parents' bullshit alone?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:03 No.18417931
    I had a theory about the dreams of canon actually.

    It's not something malicious. It's a training method used by the Bureau for trainees pulled from before their "story" started.

    It both gives the trainee the experience he or she would have gained in his or her original story, and maintains canon, to keep from pissing off the Transpace Guard (or whatever group has put themselves in charge of maintaining canonicity. I haven't read those quests).

    If this is true,
    A) There have been a lot more dreams than the ones we've seen, and
    B) Some of our other classmates are experiencing this as well, most notably Hina and Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:04 No.18417937
    Exactly. Again, I like the big brother hypothesis, I really do. It's neat. It's just wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:05 No.18417946
    Don't forget Nanoha. She has an extensive canon of which she's only experienced a tiny portion at her age.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:05 No.18417949
    I don't think we would blame him at all.
    We did the same thing eventually and he probably was in a similar position even if it was nowhere near as bad

    Also once we find out what he was up to I dare say we won't be mad given he gets up to some dangerous things during his travels
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:08 No.18417973
    Well the editors maintain that usually, the TG etc try to stop outside influences fucking with the canon whereas editors try to stop all dicking around.

    Also it seems that the situation is being caused by A-tan who LG has mentioned is the cause of our majaik drain.

    Now what could be more draining than trying to drag someone back into their own canon while they are subconsciously fighting tooth and nail to keep out of it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:08 No.18417975
    I do have a theory about the watch, though. I think that someday, once we're much, much older - nearing out deathbed older - we're going to give the watch to a young Jakob with instructions to go back in time and eventually give it to us, knowing full well that the watch is going to be destined to get broken along the way, despite Jakob's best efforts. This would explain the condition it was in, the reason why Jakob likes us so much (his past is our future), why he was so content with giving it to us, and so forth.

    It will be the final act Hayate makes in building his own life.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:08 No.18417979
    I was thinking that she was taken at a break point in her canon, since she is at a point between seasons. She experienced a modified version, at least, of the first two seasons, and she has six years to go before StrikerS.

    The only canonical thing to happen now is getting hospitalized.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)14:09 No.18417986
    It's possible, but I have my doubts. For instance, there's the twitter post:
    >Alistair Crowley observes from his tank in the heard of Academy City. "They have begun to move. We can do nothing for him for now." #msq
    Which implies to me it's not a Bureau thing, and there is a force that wants us back "home." It may or may not be associated with A-Tan, who also seems to want us back in-universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:10 No.18417988
    >getting hospitalized
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:11 No.18417997
    Nice as that is I don't think it would happen.

    That is getting to doctor levels of time dickery and we are mostly trying to avoid such things.

    Also it sets up yet another round of "what kicked this chain of events off" headaches for us to dick about with.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:11 No.18418002
    Wouldn't that mean that the watch has no creator, then, just a destiny of eternal cyclical refurbishing? That's fucking baller.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:12 No.18418014
    Actually I think she is involved that she brought attention to it and is helping.

    She is using herself and her fixation on Hayate to get them a fix on him in order to drag him back to his canon
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)14:14 No.18418037
    I wouldn't be surprised if she is involved with it. I'm just saying we don't actually know what the connection is.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:16 No.18418054
    God damn it. You just know that this is going to be one of the things that LG folds into our destiny now. Being a time traveler it way less awesome when you have fate to deal with.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:17 No.18418064
    Old Man Hayate
    Old Man... Henderson?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:21 No.18418105
    Haha oh shit, that is both the best cover and explanation for all the shit Henderson survived.

    Never gonna say it would happen but that image is just fucking perfect
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)14:30 No.18418181
    Nah, Henderson's his own dude. We don't need to try and assume his life as well. We're gonna have enough stuff to deal with.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/22/12(Thu)14:40 No.18418237

    I will concede that it's a funny mental image.

    But i already gave the cliff-notes on what happened to Henderson in a previous thread.

    Eventually I'll get around to proper write-up on the full tale, but for now it's safe to say that Eli Burning is probably out in the field somewhere.

    Though it was never mention who exactly was in charge of the Bureau's strike teams, and he fits that fucking ticket a little too well....
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)15:22 No.18418582
    Oh, it's certainly an amusing image, just not a thing I think we need to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:47 No.18418784
    I, for one, await Trude's return with confirmation of Perrine's status.

    That will probably kick off the "main section" of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:52 No.18418824
    All Trude has to do is either drag Perrine down to the Infirmary or get Dr. McNinja to make a housecall and we can get this entire fiasco sorted out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:59 No.18418875
    Perrine might fight that. Probably will, considering she knows not to let us know what happens when we're wearing our bowler hat.

    Although at this point it seems that's an unnecessary precaution. Futureyate actions seem to cause open time loops that we have to close anyways, so the only real purpose of the hat is to identify future us and keep people from getting us mixed or trying to get us together.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:08 No.18418937
    >Perrine might fight that.
    But Trude will be more careful about her assumptions this time, and will likely want a professional doctor's diagnosis before she caves Hayate's face in again.

    Also, I don't think it creates a paradox if we learn of Futuyate's shenanigans after such shenanigans have passed, as long as we don't learn the details and we don't know about it during, unless we planned to do it in the past.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)16:08 No.18418939
    Perrine probably would fight it, hence the "drag her."

    Of course, Trude could also get our help with it, of she wanted.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)16:18 No.18419033
    Though I'd wager she'd fight it not because of spoilers, but because of, "Oh god what if I am pregnant?" and her denial of that fact.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:20 No.18419053
    >Futureyate actions seem to cause open time loops that we have to close anyways
    Yup. We have the thankfully-much-more-logical fatalistic/predestined everything-that-will-happen-already-has form of time travel. Thank fucking god. If we got 'back to the future' style time travel I would have metaphorically shot myself. Wibbly-wobbly time travel would have been moderately acceptable, but damn, I just love this version the best.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:22 No.18419075
    rolled 64 = 64


    Until we find the cassopia allows sliding.

    >A dimension where hayate is blessed with unbelievable luck and is a tyrant ruler.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)16:23 No.18419088
    So how are we going to fight Shirou and Negi?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:23 No.18419093
    >is blessed with unbelievable luck from birth
    He currently DOES have unbelievable luck. He just didn't for most of his life.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:25 No.18419112
    Well, Erica is going to lay down suppressive fire with her HMG while we fire lots of bullets at them with our pistols. Neither of them have abilities that make them particularly good at bullet deflection, and the attacks will be nonmagical in nature, so Negi won't be able to dispell them. Failing that, we time stop and stab them both through the eye and into the brain.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)16:26 No.18419124
    if we're going to timestop, no need to get close, we could just double-tap each of them. That's the course of action I advocate at this point.
    What kind of magic is Negi good at?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:27 No.18419135
    rolled 28 = 28


    Bribe shirou with a ton of fudge.

    Drop said fudge on shirou when hes done
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:29 No.18419151
    Wind magic is his specialty. Aside from that, he has luck, swag, and is at least decent at pretty much every form of magic. He's Nanoha-tier in terms of overall ability - she has more raw power, but he has more skill. The only reason I don't advocate going straight for timestop is that he likely has the raw chutzpa to break the timestop.

    Make sense?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:29 No.18419157
    We can start off with this: >>18419135
    then if that fails we switch to:
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:29 No.18419161
    rolled 87 = 87


    At this point, wind magic is his forte along with a collection of magical artifacts. Magic guns and lots of potions. He can also fly on his staff.

    No idea on his device.
    (Let it be Chisame!!! Dammit akamatsu!!!)
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)16:31 No.18419184
    I quite like the bribe-Shirou-with-fudge plan
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)16:31 No.18419197
    in that case I'd say try to bouncy castle him, and deal with shirou first

    i also like the bribe with fudge plan
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:33 No.18419226
    rolled 66 = 66


    At this stage though, he only resembles the pre-kyoto arc Negi. Doesn't loo like hes gone through the various powerups of the series.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:34 No.18419246

    >Trust us

    She will attempt to neuter us.

    I don't think she's going to like us if she finds out Perrine's pregnant, because we've now 'lied' to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:35 No.18419254
    I'm of the belief that his home universe or something in it was suppressing his luck, and he built up so much positive karma that when he got out his life suddenly became the best ever.

    And now whatever was leeching his karma wants him back.

    Is our harem tough enough to save Hayate?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:37 No.18419287

    >Neuter us.

    The best way would be to talk her down.

    The funniest is both the tenth and eleventh doctors kicking the door in and telling her we need to fuck her so we don't destroy the universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:37 No.18419299
    I imagine Perrine would try to stop that.

    I mean, we technically HAVEN'T gotten her pregnant. Yet. We will though, and Perrine doesn't know it.

    In fact, I'm actually kinda surprised that Perrine put out for us a day after we met.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:38 No.18419302
    >wake up
    >everyone's still falling for LG's trolling
    >not understanding how tsundere works

    Oh, and another vote for the bribe Shirou plan. It's elegant in its simplicity.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:39 No.18419314

    >Evil Plot succeeds.
    >Hayate's back in his home dimension.
    >Every single one of our friends come across the divide to get us back.

    Be one hell of a way to wrap up the story arc.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:41 No.18419345

    >LG's trolling

    There is literally nothing pointing in any direction other than 'Perrine's pregnant'.

    At this point LG has all but flat out fucking stated it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)16:41 No.18419351
    I didn't say she'd trust us, but she's probably noticed that Perrine is sweet on us, and get some evil thril of having us there when Doc says, "Yep, she's pregnant." Only not exactly like that.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)16:43 No.18419367
    she also hasn't told us, or anyone else yet in the quest, that we've seen.

    There is no need to be worried.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:43 No.18419381

    Actually, it was more than a day, we were unconscious for like 30 hours after we saved her, which was day two. And the whatever happened wasn't until that evening.

    That said, it was rather soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:46 No.18419414
    There is if you read his twitter.:
    That's where he's doing character sidebars now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:46 No.18419418
    rolled 29 = 29

    No one worried about a crazed Irishman jumping across dimensions to kill us?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:48 No.18419443

    In character, yeah. Out of character? Get ready to batten down the hatches, there be a shit-storm a brewin'.

    Plus all of the people going 'she isn't pregnant' you're overlooking something important: She thinks she is. She thinks we're the dad. The only reason she could have possibly come to this conclusion is if we fucked her.

    Consider how the twins reacted to a completely chaste kiss on the cheek. Consider how they flat out said to each other that they were going to fight tooth and nail against Perrine's "Dirty Tricks".

    It's not Trude we need to worry about on the 'get neutered' front guys.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)16:48 No.18419445
    Until Dr. McNinja tells us, in the quest thread, that Perrine is pregnant, I refuse to think she is.

    and I think he's trolling us plain and simple with his twitter. It's got to happen here.

    My Jimmies remain unrustled.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:49 No.18419456
    >Yandere Perrine

    Well shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:50 No.18419466

    >that we've seen.

    There's a solid argument to be made that we're metagaming here.

    Personally, I think we're allowed to have some suspicions, and worry about the implications IC.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:50 No.18419473
    No, he's suggesting the twins are going to cut our balls off because we're going to have knocked up Perrine.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:51 No.18419484
    >There's a solid argument to be made that we're metagaming here.
    We're talking about this shit OOC. IC, Hayate has no suspicions at all. We're not suggesting that Hayate be suspicious, we're stating OOC that Perrine is pregnant and that anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't understand how LG uses his twitter in the context of this quest.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)16:51 No.18419489
    We don't even know if it went beyond an initial infatuation with Ian in the SWQ AU we're accessing. So, no, not really.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:52 No.18419502

    Not what I was going for, but potentially bad.

    I'm more worried about Erica. Since in one of the bad ends she DESTROYED OUR TESTICLES.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:54 No.18419516
    They uh

    Yeah they'd probably do that.

    We're into some shit here.

    I'm still banking on NEGAYATE because it makes sense for the setting what with the AUs and all and sounds like a really great story arc set up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:54 No.18419527
    rolled 94 = 94


    We might be lucky if they only do that..

    Whats more likely to happen is they depend little ones of their own and what are we gonna do when they all get big bellied at the same time?


    And then it'll snowball and we'll have to deal with nanoha's fallout who'll feel leftout.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:54 No.18419530

    Personally, I'm less concerned about potential BABIES and more concerned over the obvious implications a la >>18419443
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:58 No.18419559
    >they depend little ones of their own
    I doubt it. I think they'll all end up doting 'aunts' to the hypothetical child and only try to get babies of their own once their careers are more stable. A real issue, though, is what Perrine will do. Is she going to drop out of the academy, marry us, and live in our dorm flat? Follow us into various dimensions where we're assigned? Seek abortion to allow her to continue her training and career? Put training on hiatus until she gives birth, then return to training as we use our various familiars as nannies?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)17:00 No.18419584

    Pregnant women tend to be emotional, constantly craving weird food, and insatiably horny.

    I think 'what we're going to do' is going to be 'clear the schedule for the next few months'.


    Based on the time-warp thing LG posted as a 'possible future', that might not be a problem about the same time it'd be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)17:02 No.18419605

    >Child raised by Talking rabbit, carnivorous dinosaur, and Chanda.

    I'm not sure if this a good plan, or puts Hayate square in the middle of his 'I might not be a good parent' fears.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)17:04 No.18419620
    Being that she is a high class lady from 1940s France she is probably going to freak the fuck out once she has to face the facts. We'll probably have some influence on her decision but either way it is going to fuck her up emotionally pretty bad and will otherwise come down to how LG wants to play it.

    >implying Panda Jackie Chan is not the absolute best caregiver for a child possible in this or any other universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)17:04 No.18419621
    >'I might not be a good parent'
    >Talking rabbit, carnivorous dinosaur, and Chanda
    A thousand times better than his own parents, at least.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)17:05 No.18419624
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    obviously we need a Woodhouse of our own.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)17:05 No.18419626
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)17:06 No.18419639
    I dunno about you, but if I had a t-rex for a caretaker when I was a kid, I'd be a lot more well-adjusted than I am now.

    "What's that? Bullies, you say? Well, that will not stand!"

    *cue t-rex chasing bullies down the street*

    Best parents ever.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)17:07 No.18419642
    But there remains no guarantee that time skip will happen.

    There has been too much relevant stuff for me to dismiss the twitter posts. At the same time, they have all been supplementary bits, that we can get by just fine without. He still seems to be doing the important side bits in-thread.

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