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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Celebrations Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)07:23 No.18403139  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You take a quick shower to wash the sweat off your body, after that you begin on the cake.
    You still have enough chocolate from Whiteday to decorate it with, so you make a rich chocolate cake.
    As the cake cooks in the oven, you make a pair of large white chocolate wings for it.

    After a while, you have a nice dark chocolate cake with white chocolate shavings and wings.
    You put it into the fridge to keep for now.

    As you work on breakfast, the girls begin waking up.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)07:26 No.18403151
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    Ursula gets up and walks to you.
    "mawwwneen" she says as a she gives you a quick kiss.
    "Godd morning. Did you sleep well?" you ask her
    "mmyeah." she answers.

    You hand her a glass of orange juice and sit her on the table.
    "So." she says after she gets her bearings, "Any plans for Nanoha's birthday?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:27 No.18403156
    Are Erica and Hina still molesting each other?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:29 No.18403162
    rolled 46 = 46

    "Well. I was thinking of spending the day with her."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:30 No.18403165
    Yeah what are our plans?
    Birthday party with friends?
    Solo date?
    Dinner with the 'family'?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:32 No.18403172
    Good to see /tg/ has its priorities in order.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:32 No.18403174
    I think a mix of group and solo time would be best. Maybe dinner alone, then cake and shit with everyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:35 No.18403183
    I have a lovely gift stashed away as well as a cake, I was thinking of spending some alone time with her after classes and throwing a nice birthday party in the evening period.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:35 No.18403184
    Yeah, it's birthday after all. You're supposed to celebrate of with a group of friends and close ones.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:36 No.18403186
    How about a party downstairs with all her friends and the family. And then we sneak her away for dinner alone on the roof?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:39 No.18403196
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:39 No.18403199
    Party for her friends in our room.

    Dinner on the roof for her birthday and give her the locket then
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:40 No.18403201
    >rolled 100 = 100

    Welp, that settles it then.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:40 No.18403202
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:40 No.18403203
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:41 No.18403207
    If we schedule it right, no sneaking is required. Otherwise, it's not bad at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:42 No.18403209
    Also bringing up a longer term plan from just before
    Getting 2 up on the gnomes
    We aren't letting this go

    Gender swap potion in their water cooler

    Bear pot in whiskey we give them the day after to show no hard feelings
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:43 No.18403215
    Sounds delightfully funny.
    Make sure the potion is temporary though.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:44 No.18403220
    I agree, and I know I shouldn't. No matter how rational I am about everything else, how much I separate patterns from noise in other statistical data I can't help but have superstitions about dice. It deeply confuses me.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:44 No.18403222
    Well bear pot would naturally be the 4-6 hour job that makes you wake up with the worst hangover

    Gender swap I am thinking 12-18 hour duration, long enough for serious trolling and possible shenanigans but not long enough for it to backfire on us too badly
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)07:45 No.18403227
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    "Well, I was planning on throwing her a party after classes." you tell her "Would you help me?"
    "I'd be glad to." She tells you.

    The two of you begin to eat and wait for the others.
    A few moments later Nanoha wakes up.
    "Morning." she says as she staggers to the table.
    "Good morning Nanoha, and Happy Birthday." you tell her
    "Happy Birthday." Ursula also greets.
    "Thanks." she answers with a smile.
    "Any special requests for breakfast?" you ask her
    "Mnnnn, waffles would be nice." she tells you with a smile.
    "I'm on it." and you head back into the kitchen
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:45 No.18403228
    >Bear pot
    We should, uh, do that as we leave. We can leave the score card on Minna's desk or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:45 No.18403229
    It's because tg dice have proven time and time again that they aren't truly random and enjoy fucking us
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:47 No.18403235
    I wonder how Hina and Erica are doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:48 No.18403239
    Each other, presumably.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:50 No.18403250
    Rather well given the description from last thread.

    Did we take photo's of the dual boarding action taking place?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:51 No.18403254
    That's why we give it to them the day after, make it look like we left and invis then hide and watch the magic happen
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)07:53 No.18403266
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And you just woke up.

    You cried yourself to sleep last night.
    The bed was terribly lonely.
    You feel cold. So cold.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:53 No.18403269
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    >Gender Swap Potion

    Guys. They live in the 1940s. That's not a prank to them, that's grounds for murder.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:55 No.18403276
    ...as sad as that is, at least it's not implying pregnancy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:55 No.18403278
    Ok, we're going to have to deal with this soon, it's getting far too depressing to read.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)07:59 No.18403289
    As soon as we get this over and done with, we are going to butler the shit out of her. We won't back down, we won't 'give her some space' when she really means 'leave me alone you don't love me'. We will HAVE HER.

    And then she'll stop being depressed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)07:59 No.18403291
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And it's so cold.

    You wrap the sheets around you for warmth but it does nothing.
    You begin to feel sick, like you've done the past week.
    You make it to the bathroom just in time.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:00 No.18403292
    Fucks Given: 0
    We will have fun with it and they will get us back
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:00 No.18403293
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:00 No.18403294
    oh god what
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:00 No.18403297
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:01 No.18403298
    Calm down people, this isn't what it looks like. She simply has anxiety, among other things (one of which is NOT a baby).
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:02 No.18403301
    And here I thought we were trying to put a bun in Tsukino's oven
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:02 No.18403303
    Oh god... FH actually did it...

    Or LG is just fucking with us and Perrinne is just ill.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:03 No.18403306
    I don't care if it's meta, figure out SOMETHING to get Hayate to check up on her. Perhaps inviting her to a party! Then we will make her feel better and ask her to be with us!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)08:03 No.18403307
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    Hina wakes up to the feeling of a warm hand on her butt.
    "EEP!" she exclaims. She again tries to extract herself from Erica's arms.
    "NOPE." Erica says a with a grin beside her, her hand giving Hina a firm squeeze.
    "stopthatplease." Hina says.
    "Not until you get YOUR HAND out of my panties." Erica answers her.
    Hina quickly removes her offending hand, and Erica does the same.

    "Good morning girls." you greet them from the kitchen. "Glad to see you two getting along so well."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:05 No.18403315
    House Of Cards was a trick
    The Other Shoe Drops was a trick

    Am I missing something here?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:05 No.18403317

    Ah well onwards to breakfast. Mention we are planning a party for Nanoha and see if she wants it to be private or public, if public we throw it outside on the lawn if private in our room
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:05 No.18403318
    Exactly. It's just like the house of cards and the shoe. She just literally worried herself sick. Not unusual, since stress weakens your immune system and she traveled to a strange world full of new annoying flu viruses.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:06 No.18403322
    >We'll have fun

    Yes. WE will. WE may think it's a prank. Nothing but a funny joke. THEY, on the other hand, won't. Forceful unwilling sex changes would be a huge fucking deal in the 1940s.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:07 No.18403325
    No the others actually did live up to their names

    Celebrations may yet be celebrating even bigger family with something on the way already
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:07 No.18403326

    >implying they weren't narrowly avoided catastrophes
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:07 No.18403328
    Dude, the Strike Witches universe is not the 1940's we know. They are fine with very-very-close-to-lesbianism, I'm sure they would be fine with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:07 No.18403329
    If anyone knew about it.
    They're gnomes; presumably they'd become Witches. Just get Sakamoto in on it and we go from DRAMA to HILARITY.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:08 No.18403330
    >"You alright Perrinne-san?" Miyafuji asks Perrine in the baths. "I.. I'm fine" she says. "You woudn't be throwing up if you were fine." #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:08 No.18403332
    To a small group of people, non permanent

    Anyway we don't know that IC so trolling options are fine
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:09 No.18403335
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:10 No.18403342
    his twitter?

    give me the link please
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:10 No.18403346
    LG decided we were having too much fun and not enough drama.

    LG probably didn't spend a single second away without thinking of ways to fuck with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:11 No.18403349
    Yes. SW universe. SWQ, on the other hand, is still rather close to actual 1940s.

    And really. Just because you're a-okay with lesbianism doesn't mean you won't flip the fuck out if you got changed into a woman. Just because a woman is a-okay with men being gay doesn't mean she won't be mad as hell if you turned her into a man. The issues are completely separate from each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:12 No.18403350
    LG planned ahead quite far.
    That's why he hates it when we actually do manage to go off his loose rails
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:13 No.18403355
    Fair enough, but the Witches in our interpretation seemed pretty cool with most of the things that have happened. Hell, they all got us by crossdressing us when we went there. They seem like the kind for pranks.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)08:14 No.18403358
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    The tow girls join everyone for breakfast.
    Hina still refusing to make eye contact with Erica.
    "Happy Birthday Nanoha." Erica says as she hands Nanoha a brown paper bag.
    "Ursula and I made this for you in the labs. You should enjoy it tonight."
    "It was your birthday? Congratulations. How old are you?" Hina asks.
    "I'm thirteen." Nanoha answers with a smile.

    You mentillate Hina and Erica.
    'I was thinking of throwing her a party this evening after classes. Maybe get all of our friends together. Could you help me out with pulling it off?'

    'Sounds like fun.' Erica answers you.
    'Of course.' Hina adds.
    'Thanks.' you tell them.

    All five of you settle in for breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:15 No.18403360
    It is still a fuckload more laid back than real 1940's and even if they do flip out they started the whole thing and they knew the rules going into it.

    They might want to skin us and they might hate is for a bit but it just means they would find better ways to troll us in return
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:15 No.18403361
    >You should enjoy it tonight
    oh god what
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:15 No.18403362
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:15 No.18403365
    Mentilate all our friends to see if they want to come. Including Perrine. This'll give us a chance to realise something may be wrong and meet with her in person and stop her from being manically depressed.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:17 No.18403368
    >Give NGAFMC and Minna bear leaves
    >Receive reports later that they destroyed the castle in a beary duel for dominance, after which they had the most mind-blowingly insane bearsex anyone there had ever witnessed.

    Not a single Salmon survived.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:18 No.18403371
    ...If those're age pills, this is going to SHITSTORM.

    Otherwise it's probably just something explosive.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:18 No.18403372
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:18 No.18403374
    We leave a flask of beat potion and a note with Minna.
    Tell her if she wants to have a good time like that again there is her ticket
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:19 No.18403377
    >troll us in return
    >implying they won't just settle for shooting us

    Even in a prank war, there are still some lines you don't cross.

    Alright, if you're dead set on it. I see nothing but bad ends if this comes up. Just trying to save one of our more limited reloads.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:19 No.18403378
    They aren't very alchemically minded though.

    Something explodey or gadgety I can see easily enough
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:20 No.18403381
    >"He what?!" Trude asks Mio. "Kids. He's having kids." she answers calmly. "There's gonna be three by my count." Trude's mug shatters. #msq

    Oh Mio, you shitstirrer you.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:20 No.18403384
    Reloads aren't actually limited LG just said less of his bad results would end in reload.

    That's more a HUEHUEHUE thing than a railroad us away from failure thing
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:21 No.18403388
    >made THIS in the LABS
    Ursula is a mechanic, not a chemist.
    >enjoy it TONIGHT
    Not pills.
    Soooooo not pills.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:24 No.18403392
    And the trolling continues

    Wonder if this is the Trude breaks our dooor down and slaps out shit path
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:25 No.18403394
    >"I.. I need to talk to Perrinne." Trude says as she cleans up. Mio says nothing. Trude heads down to the dorms soon afterwards #msq

    It's official: Shit's about to get real.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:26 No.18403396
    It's not official until it's here, not on twitter.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:26 No.18403397
    >"I.. I need to talk to Perrinne." Trude says as she cleans up. Mio says nothing. Trude heads down to the dorms soon afterwards

    Oh god, LG ISN'T fucking with us...

    >human musico
    Yes captcha, Trude will be making music with a human, it seems...
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:29 No.18403406
    >first time reading LG's twitter
    >read latest tweets
    >continue reading old tweets

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)08:31 No.18403415
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    After breakfast, the girls get ready for class, and you deliver the fresh bread to Sagara's room.

    the sound of heavy chains and hydraulics once again greet you as he opens the door.
    "Hey man, good morning. Here's your bread."
    "Thanks." he tells you. "Wait right here."
    he goes inside with the bread and comes back out with another paper bag.
    "Now try carrying around something larger than a pistol." he tells you as he hands the bag to you.
    You pull out a sawed off coachgun and the holster for it.
    "Tell me what you think of it by the end of the day." he tells you before he closes the door again.

    You head back to your room, and put the holster on under your blazer.

    A few minutes later and the five of you are headed off to class
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:32 No.18403419
    Actually that isn't true.
    A couple of Anons decided it, until LG tells us one way or the other it is as true as everything else he has done for the quest
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:33 No.18403421
    Are we walking around with 3 handguns now?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)08:36 No.18403430
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    After getting Ursula to the R&D dome, you and the girls head off to the academic building.
    As you pass by AdMin, you run into Trude as she's briskly walking somewhere.
    "Good morning miss Trude." you call out to her.
    She keeps walking, her steps heavy and swift.
    'I will deal with you later.' she tells you mentally as she walks away.

    You take Nanoha to her class and enter your own with Hina and Erica on each arm.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)08:37 No.18403435
    basically yeah.
    Sagara seems to want you to get acclimatized to carrying a weapon around
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:37 No.18403436
    Oh god...
    I have a feeling this will ruin Nanoha's birthday.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:37 No.18403438
    If she really is pregnant, it's technically not ours... yet.

    Gentlemen, we must become timelord, go back in time, and stop evil-yate from getting France knocked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:38 No.18403441
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:39 No.18403444
    She would do that.

    Commence pants shitting.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:41 No.18403460
    >implying that such action would not be necessary for a sleazy womanizer who is knocking chicks up left and right

    We AREN'T, but it sure as hell look like we are right now to people who aren't in the know.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)08:41 No.18403462
    Fuck's sake guys, don't jump to conclusions. We'll just take it as it goes. Rambling on will just distract us.

    First things first, leave future bullshit for the future.

    Also get back and congratulate on Major for her epic trolling(i hope its trolling).
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:43 No.18403476
    >"Good morning miss Trude." you call out to her.
    >She keeps walking, her steps heavy and swift.
    >'I will deal with you later.' she tells you mentally as she walks away.

    This is why we needed Palpatine as our guidance counselor/therapist!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:44 No.18403483
    >congratulate on Major for her epic trolling

    If this ends up spoiling Nanoha's birthday or seriously upsetting our girls, it's not going to be "congratulating" her so much as it will be "Kicking her idiotic ass so hard she gets flung back to her home dimension".

    Pregnancy rumours are a fucking serious matter if they get spread around to people who don't know it's a joke.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)08:46 No.18403494
    In that light, then why would the major spread that shit? She doesnt strike me as that kind of person.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:46 No.18403499
    When the storm hits keep calm, answer her questions to the best of the ability, complete honesty. When we sit down to talk it is not a situation for trolling, jerking her chain or anything not serious. We can get through this, we dappered a T-Rex into awesomeness.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:48 No.18403509
    She was serious, she thought we were as we'll despite us trolling

    And she looks out for the witches just as much as Trude and Minna do. It's her job and they are her friends
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:48 No.18403512
    >Trude finds her coming back from the baths looking drained accompanied by Mifauji. "Are you alright?" she asks "She's not" Yoshika says #msq
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    Yes we must maintain our composure.
    Mr. Pink was the only survivor, and that was because he was a professional, we can do the same. We can get through this.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:49 No.18403518
    Why the hell would she think we were serious? We bloody well told her it was a joke? She's stubborn, but not stupid.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)08:50 No.18403526
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    You and the girls sit down and wait for classes to start.
    'Hey meet me behind the building.' Mike tells you mentally.

    **ROLL EM**
    'Sure' you tell him as you get back up and walk out.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:51 No.18403529
    rolled 28 = 28

    Mike is trustworthy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:51 No.18403533
    rolled 70 = 70

    oh god no
    why would you make us roll now
    we're going to get wiped
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:51 No.18403534
    rolled 100 = 100

    Mike has always done right by us. He's solidly cool in our book.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:52 No.18403536
    rolled 60 = 60

    This should be... interesting.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:52 No.18403538
    Oh hell yea.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:52 No.18403539
    rolled 34 = 34

    FUCK IT. We're Hayate the goddamn butler. Shit like losing or drama doesn't sway us in the slightest. We WILL get through this, with a dapper swag and a winning smile.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:53 No.18403540

    Yeah, we're good.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)08:53 No.18403542
    Well, well, seems like the dice gods find our panicky tears delicious.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:54 No.18403545
    Time to turn Mike into a dapper gorilla?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:54 No.18403547
    Shit now we need a my hundreds are rolling themselves picture

    No more small time 99's now we big time!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:55 No.18403548
    tl;dr, Fuck the Bad End and the railroad it railroaded in on
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:56 No.18403553
    No Japanese animes drama for us. Oh no, we're getting this shit sorted like reasonable adults.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:58 No.18403570
    rolled 2 = 2

    rollan for mindwipe
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:59 No.18403575
    No mind wipe for you fag
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)08:59 No.18403577
    Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)09:00 No.18403582
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    You find mike leaning against a tree, once again smoking one of his cigars.
    "What's up Mike?" you as him as you approach.
    "Not much, Just wanted to check in."
    "How's Hina?" he asks you.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:02 No.18403594
    "It happened again Mike..."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:02 No.18403596
    Hina is doing well, she confessed and has moved in with myself and the twins. Last I saw she was looking well and much calmer and happier.

    So you were right about the number of occupants for my room, good call.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:02 No.18403598
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:03 No.18403602
    She's going good, she might need a room transfer however
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:03 No.18403604
    "It happened. And I'm kind of wondering if Perinne is alright, she's been acting sort of weird..."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:03 No.18403606
    "Better. Much better. We talked a lot last night, and she's steadied herself well.

    Also, she went to the girls and asked to become part of our little family. The girls welcomed her, and she seems a lot happier now."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:03 No.18403609
    "Well, let's just say I owe you a salad and beer." Majaik them up for him. "Now, what's the real reason you wanted to meet me here?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:04 No.18403612
    Good, you are going to have more paperwork to update though. Did you find anything out about those wings she manifested yesterday?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:04 No.18403615
    >And I'm kind of wondering if Perinne is alright, she's been acting sort of weird..."

    Hayate doesn't know that, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:05 No.18403618
    these two would do well together.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:05 No.18403622
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)09:06 No.18403632
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    >oooh i missed this one
    You walk behind the building to find mike and a group of men wearing what appears to be tactical armor.

    "Put your device on the ground, and come with us." the large blonde guy that seems to be the leader tells you.
    "What is this?" you ask Mike.
    "I'm sorry kid. It's all out of my hands now." he answers you solemnly.

    You wake up later in a large warm bed in a lavish looking room.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:07 No.18403637
    Do we have the keg we bought him in our folio? If so give it to him while we are here
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:07 No.18403642
    >I so mad
    >[✓] RELOAD
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:08 No.18403645
    How many bad ends is this? Alternate reality flashbacks anyone?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:08 No.18403646
    Yeah, when we played for her and Hina. There was also the thing at the lunch with the other Witches.
    This has sort of been bugging me; we try to avoid using our meta knowledge in regards to Perinne, but in doing so we also ignore the few things we know in-character.
    Of course Hayate has proven to be pretty thick-headed so it is totally in character to miss some of these things.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:10 No.18403654
    That should be 'Yeah he does,'. Stupid sleep deprivation.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:11 No.18403663
    Except we noticed nothing out of the ordinary when we played for her, regular tsundere Perrinne.

    Only lately has she been acting weird and it is when she isn't near us.

    And some of us try to avoid using meta knowledge at all but plenty do
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:13 No.18403672
    We are actually not as thick-headed as we act. We usually do that to play ourselves down and to make sure we're not overthinking anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:18 No.18403685
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:19 No.18403690
    rolled 8 = 8

    Damn, it, LG. You so trollsy. Anyway, rolling for "Perrine manning the fuck up and confronting us. Put us out of our goddamn misery."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:22 No.18403701
    The dice gods do not approve
    They wish us to languish more
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)09:25 No.18403715
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    "Better. Much better. We talked a lot last night, and she's steadied herself well." you answer him.
    "She asked to join our little family, and the girls approved. She seems much happier this morning."
    "She finally let it out huh? good for her."
    "Wait, you knew?" you ask him
    "Of course I did. She was projecting it clear as day."
    "Anyway, what do you think of those wings she manifested yesterday?"
    "her new ability?" he answers you with a draw from his cigar,
    "Most likely emotionally triggered. I wish she could get over her fear of heights quicker so we can move on to training her to use it."
    "Don't worry Mike. I'll try and help out the best I can."
    "Thanks kid. Do I have to work out another room transfer for you?"
    "I... Don't know." you answer him. "She hasn't gone that far yet."
    "I'll keep one on stand-by then." he tells you with a grin.
    "Now let's get to class" he tells you as he puts his cigar out.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:26 No.18403723
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:27 No.18403730
    rolled 10 = 10

    Baton down the hatches! Hurricane Perrine is about to hit Port Hayate!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:31 No.18403746
    >Suddenly, a wild Trude appears!
    >Mike used bitchslap!
    >It's Super Effective!
    >> Starshadow 03/21/12(Wed)09:32 No.18403747
    Sheesh guys. I'm reading this as fast as I can and I'm still over 20 threads behind on the archives.

    Just popping in to say. Whenever Kraus speaks I always imagine him as the voice of the AI narrator in Defense Grid. Makes me laugh all the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:32 No.18403751
    If we have the keg hand it to him while we walk to class.
    Say thanks for being a bro
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:32 No.18403754
    In this context, the correct word is "Batten".

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:34 No.18403758
    Thanks mate! I'm actually one of those people who loves to be corrected so that they can get it right in the future. Cheers!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)09:37 No.18403777
    Well, prepare yourself comrade, cus the ride's only getting better and more HUE'd every second.

    You can literally taste the HUE in the air.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)09:38 No.18403781
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    The two of you walk back to class and soon enough the lessons start.

    Mike tells you about how to deal with threats in a low-majaik setting. And how to take action in majaik-prohibited locales.

    Lunch time came quickly afterwards. Erica joins you and Hina at your side of the room.
    "Whatcha want to do now?" she asks
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:40 No.18403793
    Check in with Trude if possible, get that out of the way.
    This party must not go wrong darn it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:40 No.18403794
    Fuck them in the bushes.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:40 No.18403797
    Spend time with Nanoha, actually. Maybe bring Hina along, they could probably do with getting to know each other better.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:41 No.18403801
    Get the talk with Trude out of the way. The last thing we need is for her to ruin the party, and the best way to prevent that is to nip it in the bud.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:42 No.18403807
    As much as I'd like to spend time with them I want to get this misunderstanding with Trude dealt with as soon as possible so it can't bite us in the ass.

    Tell them that Trude wanted talk to us and that if we have time we'd love to join them for lunch. Leave the two to get better acquainted.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:43 No.18403815

    This. We need to sort this shit before the Girls, especially Nanoha get wind of it.

    We can catch up with them for lunch once it's done.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:45 No.18403823
    Yep sort shit with Trude.
    Find our her problem with us that we don't know IC and solve it
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:46 No.18403831
    >avoiding introducing Perrine to the concept of the harem
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:48 No.18403841
    They're not mutually exclusive options, you know.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)09:53 No.18403861
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    "You girls go ahead and have lunch, I'll catch up with you later." you tell Hina and Erica.
    "I need to go talk to someone."

    "Sure, meet us at our usual spot later."
    Erica Leans in to kiss you, as Hina just blushes and watches.
    The two of them leave the room and you do the same soon afterwards.

    In the quad, you call out to Trude with your mind.
    'Miss Trude. May we talk?' you ask her.
    'Sure. Now's as good a time as any.' she answers you. 'Meet me behind the dorms.'

    >brb acquiring cigarettes
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:53 No.18403862
    I'm sure we could work on that as well.
    Although I cannot see how.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:53 No.18403867
    "I think Trude wants to talk to me again. Can you two invite people to the party while I'm getting that out of the way?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:54 No.18403873
    Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:54 No.18403874
    Go in assuming that it's still about the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:55 No.18403879
    >behind dorms
    Oh god we are getting murder raped
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:57 No.18403889
    vice versa and I wouldn't even object.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)09:59 No.18403900
    Bah, you are small time then.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:00 No.18403913
    I don't mind a sexy German woman pushing herself on me
    I do mind not surviving the proceedings
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)10:01 No.18403918
    Still going to vote for either a henshin and/or RAIDAA KICKU.

    If only to show our manliness.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:02 No.18403928
    Is Trude German? I thought she was English.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:04 No.18403939
    Trude's German.

    Lynette's the only Pom in the 501st.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:05 No.18403943
    She was based on a german ace pilot, so yes she is german
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:07 No.18403956

    Trude's the Stereotypical no-fun-allowed stick up the ass German.
    Erica's the "Let's all go hang out naked in the park" give-no-fucks German.
    Minna's the Terrifying-yet-motherly oh god she's going to kill us with that beer stein German woman.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:08 No.18403965
    And Ursula's the Mad Scientist, let's over-engineer everything German?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:09 No.18403969
    The name, Trude. It's German. Most likely shorthand for Gertrude.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:09 No.18403971
    Pretty much, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:10 No.18403975
    It is.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:10 No.18403977
    That's why we just have to nail her in the ass until the stick falls out

    Minna we go after because delicious milf thighs
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:12 No.18403990
    >in the ass
    I hope so. I want us to get it on with at least one person who absolutely loves anal. You know, other than Keima. We're going to pound his ass.
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)10:13 No.18403999

    In the good way, or the harmful "I'm going to rape you unendingly" way?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:14 No.18404002
    I want that finnish witch, she's my favourite in the series :(
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:15 No.18404011
    A little of column A, a little of column B. We're going to good-way him unendingly.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:15 No.18404018
    However he likes it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:17 No.18404027
    In the I love you so damn much but this is for your own good unending anal pillaging

    Bagging lesbians would increase our swag score massively.

    Rance and Max would start feeling inadequate
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)10:18 No.18404037

    ...I take it that Keima swings a certain way, yes?

    I haven't been following these threads very closely, so do forgive any fuckups that may appear in my posts.


    Remember, pillage THEN burn!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:20 No.18404050
    Not yet, but soon.

    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)10:21 No.18404055
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    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)10:22 No.18404061
    Woah, I though we agreed to lay off Keima for a while after that "Drunk Goddess Mode Incident"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:22 No.18404062
    He doesn't really
    We are just making him swing that way

    There was an advice hayate picture which summed it up nicely

    Keima's mostly straight, mostly

    For me he's gayer than nine guys fucking ten guys
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:22 No.18404063
    >...I take it that Keima swings a certain way, yes?
    Maybe the part where he practically sexually assaulted us wasn't clueing enough...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:23 No.18404070
    We are laying off the trolling.
    We are going to sort his while situation out though so that he either comes to term with it and loves us or says he has no interest and we troll him mercilessly again
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:25 No.18404085
    He hasn't kept up with threads so he may of missed it

    And I don't know if it as much he does swing that way or he really was pissed that we seemed to keep making passes at him and fouling up his read on us
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)10:25 No.18404086

    I'm always up for storyteim...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:26 No.18404091
    Bit of both, probably.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:27 No.18404102
    During our manly night in with the guys he got into some whiskey

    I don't know if you remember but in the first threa she got drunk off the fumes of the drink we gave him

    He pushed us down on our couch straddled us and started yelling at us about what's with all the girls

    Then he asked if anything in a skirt was a target and turned goddess mode on

    Then he went to kiss us and passed out on top of us
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:32 No.18404129
    Before making the kiss, mind you.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:36 No.18404146
    Ah yeah should of clarified that, he passed out before making a landing.

    Then e twins walked in on us after we tried to move him back to his room, tripped on a whiskey can and fell into bed with him on top of us
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:37 No.18404157
    Wait, I thought we got him to our bed and then he kind of fell on us and we said fuck it and slept and then twins came when they came.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:40 No.18404185

    they entered the room right after we landed on the bed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)10:41 No.18404186
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    You walk towards the dorms.
    feeling a bit tense for whatever this confrontation should lead to.
    As you walk around the building, something drops on you from one of the windows.

    It's a green apple wrapped in paper.
    As you remove the piece of paper, you see a short note written on it.
    [Just relax, don't fuck it up.]

    You crumple the note up and put it inside your pocket.
    You walk around to the back holding the apple in hand.

    >went to 7-11
    >"who the fuck is buying all the black marboros?"
    >had to go to another one further away.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:42 No.18404201

    Smoking way too much LG. lol
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:42 No.18404208

    MSQ and twitter open, i won't be caught off guard by that again.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:43 No.18404209
    >[Just relax, don't fuck it up.]
    Welp, we're boned.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:44 No.18404215
    Christ we are passing ourselves notes now?
    We have lots of things to do and many hinge on figuring out how the fuck we can exist twice in the same place without Kraus bitching endlessly

    Either we are leaving him behind when we do these jaunts or we upgraded him
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:44 No.18404218
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    >Hayate, the master butler
    Choose one.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)10:45 No.18404220
    Welp, thats another thing to add to the Things To Do To Past Hayate To Avoid Paradox List
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)10:46 No.18404228
    >Things To Do To Past Hayate To Avoid Paradox List
    That's an interesting way to put it.
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)10:46 No.18404229

    I get the feeling that we're fucked royally.

    Is that a good thing, or am I just paranoid?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:47 No.18404235

    He has obviously done this and survived
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:47 No.18404237
    Us being fucked royally? Oh so good.
    And you're being paranoid.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:47 No.18404238
    >sudden yet inevitable realisation

    did other-Hayate get funky with Perrinne after she witnessed our swag docking back in their dimension?

    did everyone know and am i just that slow?

    will the 7-11 ever have LG's brand of Sigs?

    find out more on MSQ.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)10:47 No.18404239
    We are FUELED by paranoia. So that's okay.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:48 No.18404247
    Yeah we got jiggy with it and everybody knows it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)10:50 No.18404258
    That is the assumption, yes. And probably the case.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:50 No.18404259
    Actualy it was barely even implied that that happend, at most I think it said she was kissed and it never even specified who kissed her only that it was a guy. This may be our paranoia blowing way out of proportion
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)10:51 No.18404263

    Normally, being fueled by paranoia is NOT a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:52 No.18404272
    You sir, live in a fucked up world if that is true where ever you reside in.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)10:53 No.18404274
    This would require Hayate be normal, wouldn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:53 No.18404276
    Our paranoia fueled by LG's godlike trolling

    And we are Hayate, we know our universe was out to get us so having things not care about us is scary
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)10:53 No.18404277
    Makes for interesting shits and giggles that for sure. Hell, I bet that massive amounts of HUEHUEHUE is coming from LG's lips as he reads our posts
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:54 No.18404288

    also seems like Sakamoto is fucking with trudes head.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:56 No.18404299
    Not necessarily
    I live in Australia so I am power lessby paranoia and more by sheer endless machismo so I dominate all creatures around me so they won't attack.

    It gets hard though given most of them attack things sooner than breathe
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:57 No.18404303
    exactly, there has not once been an implication of sexual activity with perrine in the future or current by anyone other than us and mio
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)10:57 No.18404306
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    You find Trude leaning against the perimeter wall.
    She's pounding her fist repeatedly against it and making a a pretty huge dent in the plascrete.

    She spots you and slams her fist one last time against the wall. She then straightens up and says,
    "I would like you to explain yourself before I make some children fatherless."

    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:57 No.18404307
    Hey guys, some retard just screwed up your archiving on sup/tg/. Just letting you guys know about it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)10:57 No.18404309
    Regardless, it's our trouble, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:58 No.18404311
    by which i mean us the posters not us hayate
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:58 No.18404313

    "...You lost me."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)10:58 No.18404314
    "Wait, wait. What? Is this about what I said to Sakamoto? I was just messing with her, I'm not ready to have kids. Some day, sure, but not now."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:59 No.18404315

    no idea what you are talking about ma'am.

    then deny everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)10:59 No.18404318

    Foolz is handy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:00 No.18404323
    I put on my best giovanni lombardo radice impression and call her a hot-pussied little whore.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:00 No.18404329
    "... Pardon? I'm not aware of any of my girls becoming pregnant; or has Sakamoto been repeating her jokes to you as well?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:01 No.18404334
    "Explain what exactly?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:02 No.18404341
    Making orphans? Well I don't know who you are going to kill because I don't know anyone with children who would of angered you
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)11:02 No.18404342

    "Wait, some of MY girls are knocked up with MY children?

    "Well, this certainly changes things up."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:02 No.18404344
    And now it's linked in the previous thread, as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:02 No.18404347
    is there a way to ask Lord Licorice or that Purple dude to change the name and tags?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:03 No.18404352
    Suptg irc or email I think
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:04 No.18404359
    Try email, maybe irc. Who knows if it'll work.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:06 No.18404367
    "What exactly are you talking about."

    be ready for combat situation
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:06 No.18404372
    I always thought it was etiquette to leave archiving to the quest runner so they can do their blurb etc of what happened.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:07 No.18404374
    If some one does try and get them to fix it, they should also ask about getting the tags fixed on #44, so they aren't SWQ tags
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)11:07 No.18404378

    Which means preparing a RAIDAA KICKU?

    Oh please.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:07 No.18404380
    Trolls don't care about etiquette, man. They just hate.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:09 No.18404389
    I just realized something.

    Mio gave Perrine alcohol recently.
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    "I'm a 'pa?"
    cue ptsd attack
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:10 No.18404404

    and Perrinne was also fully clothed when we found them on the couch.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)11:10 No.18404405
    Yeah, the thought crossed my mind earlier. She could be hungover, and Major is using it to sick Trude on us for some reason.

    I told you people to calm the fuck down.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:11 No.18404409
    She's been hungover for a week? That must have been some strong as fuck booze.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:12 No.18404414
    Not that "we" know about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:13 No.18404416
    This quest forfeited that right when it started every thread description with the visually distracting intro of "WE ARE BUTLER BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH".

    Your attention on this point now gained with the single troll measure, let me say: I will cease all future trolling if future threads are archived without that extremely annoying description intro.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)11:13 No.18404417
    A week? you sure? huh, didnt know that. MAybe some other reason then? Either way, lets just let LG post and leave it be. We'll find out sooner or later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)11:15 No.18404432
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    "What exactly are you talking about?" you ask her as you are well and truly confused as to waht she means.
    "You know damn well what I'm talking about."
    She says as she stalks towards you.
    "I told you before that if you ever did anything to any of those girls, that i would make you pay."
    "I didn't get in the way of your relationships. I didn't get in the way of them moving in with you."
    She pins you against the dorm wall.
    "But I draw the line at getting three of them pregnant."

    Her fist impacts the wall just beside your head, a large crater forms under it.

    [ ]evade
    [ ]stand your ground
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:15 No.18404434
    Uh how about fuck you?

    We don't come shit in your threads so don't come do it in ours

    Actually I thought it was all of 2 days because the night we took Ursula out was the night they got drunk and today is the day after white day
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)11:16 No.18404441


    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:16 No.18404444
    Stand our ground.
    Say none of them are pregnant last we checked and we have been making sure we use protection
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:17 No.18404453
    >[X]stand your ground

    "Ms. Trude, If three of them are indeed pregnant, it's news to me. From where exactly did you acquire this idea?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:17 No.18404454

    [X] DODGE!!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:18 No.18404456
    If Mio was unaware of the circumstances maybe
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:18 No.18404460
    >[x] stand your ground
    "None of them are pregnant, and last time I checked, which was this morning, I was only getting busy with 2 witches"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:18 No.18404462
    At this point, i'm not putting anything past Mio. The shit she's been pulling is questionable at best. Concerning.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:19 No.18404464

    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/21/12(Wed)11:19 No.18404470

    What in the actual fuck? So you decided to mess with the archive because you're butt hurt over a quest intro? Instead of say, coming in here and saying "Hey guys it's kind of annoying when I see that, think you could change it to something else?" you go full retard and fuck things up?

    Oh maturity, I find you so lacking
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:20 No.18404475
    That's it? THATS your beef?
    A fun intro?
    Wow. And here i thought it was gonna be something legitimate.

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:21 No.18404479
    Gentlemen the effect of /v/ kiddies taking up residence on our board is what you are seeing.

    Report Yada Yada and ignore the troll
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)11:21 No.18404483

    That's the standard motto for /tg/, last I checked.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)11:21 No.18404485
    Look shocked, then serious the fuck up and stare her down.

    She just insulted not only the girls but our gentlemanly conduct. This will not stand.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:22 No.18404491
    No it's "your fun is badwrong fun stop it"

    Oh for the days when it as /tg/ related is like hunter loot
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:23 No.18404492
    I aggree we are a true gentleman and we would never put our women in a position we were ready to handle.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:23 No.18404496
    Tried that the one time I was on /tg/ when this quest was, and was ignored. I have no hate for your threads specifically, normally I'm not on /tg/ and just check sup/tg/ for relevant archive-worthy threads. So this simple act ensures I am not ignored in my request.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:23 No.18404498
    Dodge, attacking a misinformed female is unbutlery, if she's going to fall after dodging her, help her keep her balance.
    "May I enquire where upon you have acquired this information, for it is news to me. And as far as I am aware, I have not slept with Nanoha."
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)11:23 No.18404501

    Ah, thanks for the correction!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:23 No.18404502
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:25 No.18404515
    Not that I'm condoning what he did.... but to be fair we ARE the only thread with a massive block of capital font in the description. With as many threads as we've got... well.... I can see how it could get annoying...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:26 No.18404519
    I remember no such objection and I follow the quest through suptg mostly so for people like me you have now screwed the quest for basicly no reason
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:26 No.18404520
    You can switch off quest threads in the sidebar checkbox, you know.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)11:28 No.18404538
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    >stand your ground
    "Miss Trude, I have only have had relations with 2 of the girls under your command. I have no idea where you are getting 'three' from."
    You say without flinching.
    "And if they did get pregnant, wouldn't you think that I would know by now? And wouldn't you think that I would be prepared to take full responsibility?"

    She says nothing and draws her fist back.
    It comes hurtling straight towards your face.

    [ ]catch it with your hand
    [ ]catch it with your face
    [ ]cross-counter

    >wait so that's it? archives getting fucked for the Intro format that people and I have adopted?
    >I guess informative intros arent the way to go huh?
    >next time I archive I'll jsut put *INTRO NO ONE WOULD OBJECT TO HERE*
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:28 No.18404545
    So? It's the age old argument, they can hide it if they don't want to see it but they are too lazy and so come here to complain
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:29 No.18404553
    >[x] Catch it with your face, and then hold up our tea tray and offer her some calming tea with honey, if she wishes to fight we shall butler her into being calm
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:30 No.18404554
    Catch with face, inform that as far as it is in our knowledge, we have not done it with Nanoha, she is not under her command and as far as we know none of them are pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:30 No.18404556
    Catch with face

    She needs to let off some steam and we can take a beating, plus it will work to our favour in the long run if she remembers that we took it like a man even though we were in the right
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:30 No.18404564
    I'd say
    [X]catch it with face
    but this seems like it will really hurt...
    [X]catch it with your hand
    Righteous anger with an imagined situation. We should not escalate.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:31 No.18404565
    rolled 96 = 96

    Also, rolling for face receiving capabilities
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/21/12(Wed)11:31 No.18404566

    I just want to know how in the shit to fix it. I, like the individual who did this in the first place usually only have time to follow this quest on sup/tg/. The fuck am I supposed to do now? And how am I to know whether or not future threads won't get fucked by this guy too? God dammit.
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)11:31 No.18404567



    "Ms. Trude, do understand that I am NOT some Casanova looking for his next conquest.

    "Hell, I will FULLY support the girls should your accusations turn out to be true."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:31 No.18404571
    I read quest threads, I've GMed a few very successful ones. Quit assuming that everyone who says something you like is a quest hater.

    All I'm asking is for a lack of CAPS LOCK = CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:31 No.18404572
    [x]Catch with hand
    Even if it breaks our hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:31 No.18404574

    i would be all for catching it with your face, if it doesn't kill us.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:32 No.18404577
    >[X]catch it with your hand

    Except the proper, martial arts way, not the dumb will-break-your-hand way like in my chines cartoons.

    We need to defuse this situation without undue injury.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:32 No.18404581
    Message lord licorice either on the suptg irc or email.
    That's about all.

    What has he done anyway? I haven't checked
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)11:32 No.18404587

    It probably will if we do catch with face.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:33 No.18404589
    You're asking for it in a stupid, unhelpful way that's not doing anyone any good, least of all you.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:33 No.18404594
    It really annoys you that much? Grow up, worse things happen than someone typing shit in caps
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:33 No.18404595
    Probably will. Trude has psychotic super strength, remember? She can swing steel I-beams around.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)11:34 No.18404604
    Damn we have one sturdy face.

    [x] catch with face
    "I will not harm you over an out-of-control misunderstanding Ms.Trude. Know only that I am speaking the truth, and that I have the best interest of the girls in my mind. Even in the off chance that you are right, I will still support for them."

    All calm, no snark, no biting tone.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:34 No.18404607
    This is why I'm not voting for a face catch.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:34 No.18404608

    Catch it with face.

    I she wanted to use full strength, we'd never see it coming.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/21/12(Wed)11:35 No.18404618

    I'm sure you have. What this has taught me? No pity, no remorse. This happens to one of the threads again, don't be surprised if other quest threads start getting archived wrong as well. Who knows, someone might get lucky and fuck up one of your quests there too chief.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:36 No.18404627
    Exactly, she isn't out to kill us yet.
    It hinges on what we say and do and she will come to her senses quicker if we take it in the face because it will bring home our promise if we hurt the girls to let her end us
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:37 No.18404636
    We *haven't* hurt the girls yet, though. That's the point.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:37 No.18404641
    For everyone whining about getting worked up over a little thing--you all are doing it too.
    >Just Sayan

    I haven't been quest GMing for at least half a year now. Have fun, I guess?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:38 No.18404645
    Until you actually back anything up with trip or other proof you are a troll nothing more.

    And even if you do don't expect us to give a flying fuck since it is 1 complaint against all these fucks not given
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:40 No.18404669
    That's the point though, we stay with our story and our word and get it through to her so that if any situation like this ever comes up again she will think long and hard before going straight to tear us apart

    Taking a beating and setting up one lesson can save us trouble down the track
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:41 No.18404677
    I'm not mad, just disappointed.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:42 No.18404688
    Assuming it doesn't kill us.

    This is Trude we're talking about; she punches holes in walls and tanks with her bare fists.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:42 No.18404690
    New perspective:
    Today is Nanoha's birthday. Do you want to show up to her party with a black eye?
    Do you want to see her reaction on us getting beat up?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:42 No.18404691
    >>Until you actually back anything up with trip or other proof you are a troll nothing more.

    >>Tell me what quests you ran so I can scurry off and downvote them after the fact out of spite!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:44 No.18404704
    Actually no I am not that childish, it is obvious you are however

    I may of enjoyed your quests in the past but I still could dislike you personally
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:44 No.18404707
    ohh boy, time to add Trude to the harem I guess given how much wish fulfilment this quest is all about. We could add her to the list of characters whose personalities are diminished by their casual acceptance of a polygamous relationship. Wasn't Hayate's original harem scenario one that didn't pay out, like a normal sustainable harem? See normally you have a bunch of girls want a relationship but they compete for the real thing along with acceptance. A harem end is usually a rare uncommon thing because of insecurities in humans, if you have a polygamous relationship the concern is that the main character is taking you for granted and loves one of the others more (the one with the most influence). Basically it's a fucking mess and it's easier to have a bunch of competitors then have everyone amicably agree to share.

    Nevermind I guess, everyone is so focused on being 'swag' they don't want any of the negative connotations of that. So rather then being a playa breaking hearts and getting the goods, Hayate is more like Shiki only unlike Shiki who actually has to pick a girl (they sure as fuck won't share) Hayate manages to have them all unanimously decide it's cool to share because he's a nice guy and that totally works out. Lets call this Waifu Quest and be done with it.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/21/12(Wed)11:44 No.18404710

    I believe he's asking for proof of that fact that you, as previously stated, asked LG to change the CAPS in a previous thread. It's all archived properly, shouldn't be too hard for you to find, should it?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)11:45 No.18404713
    Damn, didnt see that point. Will a healing potion fix that? If not we'll go to Dr Mcninja or something. Hell, I'd be willing to risk Frank, just not to ruin the birthday
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:45 No.18404714
    Dude. Seriously? You're really not helping your case.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:45 No.18404716
    I'm pretty sure we purposfully got hit by cars in the past for insurance fraud, obviously not the same but we should be able to take it well after the training we've done.

    If need be we will have to use a potion to heal ourselves and maybe even show a bit of anger toward trude because she has messed with nanohas' birthday
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:46 No.18404724
    Actually you are the only one to bring that up so far.

    And if you hate fanfic why be in a quest that is one?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)11:48 No.18404734
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    >Catch it with your face
    You buckle down and prepare for her fist to hammer your face in.
    >yeah im bad with sound effects
    It hits you like a freight train.
    A lesser man would have had his brains splattered after that but you are no mere man.
    You are Ayasaki Hayate. YOU ARE BUTLER.
    And hardly nothing fazes you.
    She does that again and again. each hit sending shockwaves through your very core.
    You keep your cool and take it like a man.
    "I assure you miss Trude," you tell her in between vicious punches "If I any of my girls get pregnant, I would do my very be-"
    "-st to be a good husband, and a good father to them and the child."
    Her blows come slower now, and with less power.
    "Can you guarantee that?" She asks as she still pummels you.

    >I'm sorry It ticked you off I guess.
    >always knew people were getting pissed off someway or another, but didn't think it would be that. lol
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:48 No.18404745
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    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/21/12(Wed)11:49 No.18404749

    "Yes. Yes I can--*OW!*--guarantee it!"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:49 No.18404756
    As I told you before I would die before I hurt them in any way, and not being the best husband and father possible is the worst way I could hurt them
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:50 No.18404760
    "Of course but I must ask who you recieved this misinformation from?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:51 No.18404765
    "Yes. Now, where did you get the idea that I had done the deed with Nanoha and that she is under your charge, as last I remember it was not so. Neither is Hina, and we have not done it either."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:51 No.18404767
    "I swear upon my honor" *Punch* "as a butler and a gentleman that" *Punch* "I've slept with only two of my girls. Could you" *Punch* "please tell me who the third supposedly is?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:51 No.18404775
    "Yes, I can.
    And now explain yourself."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)11:52 No.18404778
    "As much as I can guarantee anything, now, PLEASE, who is supposed to be pregnant?"
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)11:52 No.18404779
    "Yes, I would offer my very soul to the abyss itself before I let any of them get hurt. But that is beside the point. Do you even have evidence to your claims?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:52 No.18404781
    Guarantee? How would I guarantee it?
    'Life satisfaction or your ovum back'?
    I could swear it, but given your current reaction my word might not be enough to satisfy you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)11:57 No.18404820
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    "As much as I can guarantee any-"
    "-thing, now, PLEASE, who is supposed to be preg-"

    "TRUDE STOP THAT!" someone yells from above.
    The two of you look up to see Perrinne jump from her window on the fourth floor.

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:57 No.18404828
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:58 No.18404830
    Once this shit is cleared up, we're going to have to make clear we won't be looking kindly on wild, false accusations in the future, butler or not..
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:58 No.18404835
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:58 No.18404836

    I'm the only one to bring it up for now, once things settle down and she somehow comes to accept the ridiculous idea of Hayate's cult following I'm sure people will want to use their swag to bring her around.

    >why follow a fanfic and then complain about it.

    You're words not mine, I actually enjoy the setting and magical shenanigans, but I get tired of the constant efforts and focus of increasing the core harem where some regulars think it's pretty much entirely reasonable to both go down that route and add more girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:58 No.18404837
    rolled 57 = 57

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:58 No.18404839
    rolled 86 = 86

    Time for a CATCHy pun
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)11:59 No.18404841
    Great, yet another chance for the dice gods to step on our sorry assess.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)11:59 No.18404846
    rolled 17 = 17

    I'm not entirely sure Perrine has thought this through all that carefully.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)11:59 No.18404847
    rolled 63 = 63

    Fuck forgot my dice
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:00 No.18404850
    rolled 48 = 48

    I kinda agree with you. The Harem Bubble will burst soon if we keep this up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:00 No.18404853
    There was literaly zero implications that trude would join our harem
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)12:02 No.18404878
    At her state, the implications is pretty much in the negatives.
    Well, she is sick and puking. That ain't exactly conducive for a straight mind to work.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:03 No.18404897
    rolled 78 = 78

    what is it about us that makes women want to jump to their death?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:04 No.18404900
    Well largely I prefer trolling people, I get ignored for the most part but I follow this because when I do get to do something I like I enjoy it

    Otherwise it doesn't bother me because it isn't canon anywhere but here. I fail to see why it is so terribly hard for people to accept that and shut up about disliking this or that,

    I would rather instead of devoting the last 2 weeks to running around after the girls that we practiced our skills and alchemy so that we could get more potions or weaponize Ted or do any number of crazy plans brought up here.

    But we didn't and really I don't care, it's a fun ride regardless of where we go

    I would roll but we seem to have her well in hand now
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)12:05 No.18404912
    rolled 11 = 11

    I think I'm too late, but can't let this go unrolled
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)12:06 No.18404923

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:07 No.18404940
    rolled 70 = 70

    Hyperbolic. That was posted before our sting of high-80s rolls anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:08 No.18404942
    LG's don't make me turn this car around warning
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)12:10 No.18404980
    rolled 31 = 31

    That's my thought. As may be the tweet prior.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:11 No.18404998

    If you had Keima on board managing your affairs he would probably explain that capturing someone who is currently negative is actually easier then capturing someone who doesn't care about you at all. That said, we're turning him gay so I guess that's a wash.

    In any case, dealing with Trude the previous Anon is probably right, it would be faster to just let her vent it out on you and hit you then resist her and try and explain. The act of resisting will make her angrier and less likely to listen to reason, once she's struck you and ranted, she'll want to hear your response.

    Though wanting to avoid injury for someone else a reasonable excuse, sometimes got to take those negatives and do things the hard way.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:12 No.18405009
    That's the gist I got

    I honestly wonder how papa n and plane fag put up with the shit they get in their threads
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)12:12 No.18405010
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    You duck another incoming punch and leap up to catch her in your arms.
    She's wearing cute catprint pajamas, her glasses slightly askew on her face.
    You generate a saucer under you to lower yourselves gently to the ground.
    "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Trude yells as she runs towards you
    "Don't you care about what happens to you or your child?"
    "W-WHAT?!" Perrinne answers flustered as she grips your collar.

    "You're pregnant! You shouldn't be jumping out windows!" she admonishes her further.
    "You're pregnant?" you ask her as you still cradle her in your arms.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:13 No.18405023
    And here we go
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:13 No.18405032
    Our genuine surprise may aleviate trude anger atleast a little
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:14 No.18405041
    "Trude, I think at this point it's best to hold the fuck up and explain, in detail, what you think is going on here; because I don't think anyone else has any idea what's going on."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:15 No.18405049

    LG< didn't you just buy a pack of cigs?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:15 No.18405054

    >no criticism allowed!

    oh, ok then. I suppose that time you guys felt creeped out at Nanoha's young age and pretty much got it retconned doesn't count.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:16 No.18405062
    Stare dumbfounded at both of them in turn and remain slackjawed until someone explains.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:16 No.18405064
    someones spamming down votes on the mislabled thread
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)12:16 No.18405068
    Oh god yes. This must be used.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:17 No.18405075
    Actually I didn't give a shit about her age I thought the whole thing was nice.

    And I don't mind criticism but ongoing shitstorms which derail threads do annoy me immensely
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:17 No.18405076
    Well spam some upvotes then.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)12:18 No.18405095
    Yeah, but its 12 fucking midnight here in the Phils, that and all this shit-flinging is probably starting to get to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:20 No.18405116
    This but maybe less swearing.
    That would be perfect out of NGAF but sounds a bit strange coming from us...

    Thinking of him we still need to get those aviators he gave us enchanted with majaikal sight and an aura of "deal with it"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:20 No.18405125
    Mmm. Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:21 No.18405127
    It's probably just getting normal downvotes on account of that retarded archive name. Have we been spamming upvotes this whole time?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:21 No.18405133
    Huh another philo
    Wonder how many Aussies / phillipino's are actually following this?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)12:22 No.18405140
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    "N-NO I'M NOT!" she answers. "What made you think that?"
    "Mio said... and Yoshika said you were throwing up this morning."
    "I'm sick! something in the water here is getting to me." she informs Trude.
    "Y-you can put me down now." she tells you.

    You do as she asks, she gets on the ground on wobbly feet and fall towards you, you catch her and let her lean on you for support.

    "Wait.. So he didn't get you pregnant?"
    "N-no! We didn't do that much!" The blonde tells her.
    "Do what?" you ask her.

    "So I just beat him up for no reason?"
    "It's okay miss Trude. It was the best way to work out the misunderstanding." you tell her.
    "Ooooh.. I will have to have a talk with Mio." she says incensed.

    i did. it's almost gone now
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:22 No.18405144
    Ausfag, Reporting in.

    Three-fucking-AM here. Screw Sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:22 No.18405150

    Three posts man. Four with this one I suppose. Hardly a shit-storm and frankly I'm criticising the /a/ elements that focus on harem building and managing then everything else. Seen too many good ideas descend into fanfiction style 'we do stupid shit, but it works' mentality.

    If you don't like the occasional conflicting opinion, maybe you shouldn't be playing collective games, eh?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:23 No.18405160

    and everything went better then expected.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:24 No.18405165
    "Miss Sakamoto informed you of this?
    I think, perhaps, I may need to have a stern talk to her about the appropriateness of her jokes. The implications of such a harmful rumour getting around could be disastrous for everyone involved."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:24 No.18405166
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:25 No.18405172
    Shit LG you eating them instead of smoking them?
    I get the feeling Mio is going to be confused as all fuck as well, then she will probably laugh it off and go drink

    Heh Midnight here, still screw sleep acquire swag
    A bit weird being on the same time zone as a quest for once though. Not like I have anything better to do for now though
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:25 No.18405174

    need to check how much damage miss punchface did,
    are we bleeding?
    how many teeth did we lose?
    can we still walk in a straight line?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:25 No.18405177
    >"N-no! We didn't do that much!"

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:25 No.18405182
    We need to check our face for any damage that may put Nanoha in distress if there is damage put on our angry face and berate trude on thinking before she acts and getting a full story
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:25 No.18405188
    We should drink a healing potion so that our face doesn't swell up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:26 No.18405189

    Bow out, get cleaned up. Go back to original plans.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:26 No.18405191
    Yeah, Mio went a few steps over the line with this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:26 No.18405193
    good call
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:26 No.18405195

    You are lighting up way way too fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:27 No.18405207
    Time for a shot!
    American honey has been sitting there all alone these last few threads
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:27 No.18405211
    Or better yet, MEEYAFOOJEEE. We should escort Perrine back up to the infirmary anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:28 No.18405219
    I like the way you think/drink
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)12:28 No.18405223
    Maybe give her a healing potion as well?

    Couldn't hurt. It'll probably ease some of the nausea or somthing
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:28 No.18405226
    But the USS Softness isn't even here...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:29 No.18405232
    >I get the feeling Mio is going to be confused as all fuck
    There is no fucking way she didn't pull this shit deliberately. Absolutely no way.

    You would have to be dumber than Shirou to not realise the consequences of spreading that level of bullshit around, even as a joke.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:30 No.18405241
    Heh well she definitely is an American honey but in this case I mean wild turkey with a bit of honey.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)12:30 No.18405244
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    "Miss Sakamoto informed you of this?" you ask Trude.
    "I think, perhaps, I may need to have a stern talk to her about the appropriateness of her jokes."
    "The implications of such a harmful rumour getting around could be disastrous for everyone involved."

    "No. Let me handle this." Trude tells you.
    "I insist that I also should have a talk with her." you tell her firmly.
    "Fine. You can have what's left of her after I'm through."

    "H-hey.." Perrinne tells you softly "You're bleeding."
    You reach up to check your face

    >I have the tendency to chainsmoke badly
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:31 No.18405254
    >If you don't like the occasional conflicting opinion, maybe you shouldn't be playing collective games, eh?

    >If you don't like my preferred fun, gtfo because this quest should cater to me
    Not even the guy you're talking to, but you sound like a total ass there, bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:31 No.18405255

    Of course, you realise you could probably just tell them all you wrestled a bear and no one would think twice of it. Wouldn't be surprised if Nanoha returned from the occasional training session bruised from time to time, she's /supposed/ to be way more serious about her magic compared to other concerns, the only time she takes a step back is when she adopts a daughter later on, otherwise she's forever pushing forward.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:31 No.18405257
    rolled 34 = 34


    You should probably try to get that under control bro. Unless you won the genetic lottery, it'll fuck you right up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:32 No.18405263
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:32 No.18405266
    rolled 60 = 60

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:32 No.18405272
    I dunno she seemed pretty set on one idea and she hadn't talked to Perrine about it and everyone was fucking losing their shit over the chance she was pregnant

    Either way she can pull the Obsfucating stupidity card for real or for trolling
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:32 No.18405274
    rolled 31 = 31

    As I said in >>18405182
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:32 No.18405275
    rolled 41 = 41


    >Badly hurt
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)12:33 No.18405280
    rolled 39 = 39

    Welp, HERE WE GO
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/21/12(Wed)12:34 No.18405288
    rolled 46 = 46

    With Trude basically turning us into a punching bag? Probably on the low end of not so good
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:34 No.18405295
    rolled 28 = 28

    Oh, I'm terribly sorry, did it stain your pajamas? We should see to that quickly, dried blood is a pain to get out...
    >saucer up to the window she jumped out of
    And please never do that again... I have enough women falling for me metaphorically, I'd rather not have them falling literally
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:34 No.18405296
    rolled 59 = 59

    Thank god we can healing potion.

    Comeon red cheek with minor cuts
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:34 No.18405298
    Yes, but she knows Trude well. And she knows how Trude would react to something like this. She'd have to be clinically braindead to not know that Trude would charge after us, fists swinging, once she was told.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:35 No.18405300
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    >our face when these rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:35 No.18405302
    But maybe keep it not too harsh
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:35 No.18405303
    The rolls agree on badly hurt!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)12:36 No.18405314
    rolled 72 = 72

    Dice seem to be saying "not so great."

    "Oh, this is nothing, compared to when my dad was throwing me into traffic for insurance fraud money."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:36 No.18405315
    rolled 81 = 81

    This is nothing, you should of seen the wounds i got when I fell off my bike as a child.

    Launch cheerfully into some PTSD horror story about nearly dying while we clean ourselves up and drink a healing potion
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:36 No.18405321
    rolled 49 = 49

    Shit, we are Fucked....
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)12:37 No.18405335
    Hah, that would don it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:37 No.18405337
    rolled 54 = 54

    Bitch please, we withstood the pounding, there's no damage.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:37 No.18405338
    rolled 48 = 48

    haha this.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:38 No.18405343
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)12:40 No.18405361
    Damnit, phone, "do" not "don"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:44 No.18405401
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:45 No.18405406
    And we do it with that smile. That god damn seductive smile.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)12:45 No.18405411
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    You reach up to find your nose slightly crooked.
    A tender spot is forming above your right eye, another on below your left.
    With your tongue you find that you have lost a tooth that you seem to have swallowed.

    "Oh, I'll take care of this easily enough."
    You tell perrinne.
    You reach into your pants and pull out a handkerchief and your flask.

    You wipe some blood off your face and down the whole liter of healing potion in one go.
    "See? Im good as new." you tell Perrinne with a smile.
    "How about you? Are you okay?" You ask her.
    "Want me to take you to the infirmary?"

    > scrounged up some alcohol and a pack of smokes.
    > cappuccino rum
    >not the best shit, but this will do.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:47 No.18405421
    >"You set me up, Mio! Those are dangerous rumors to be spreading around!"
    >"Yes! I just got finished pummeling him out of my concern for the girls! Do you know what could have happened?!"
    >"Let me get this straight. You went and beat someone's face in on nothing but a rumor, and *I'm* the one at fault?"
    >"How'd you get appointed Gruppenkommandeur again?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:47 No.18405422
    Sweet goggles yo
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)12:49 No.18405434
    Aww, no casually mentioned childhood trauma?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:50 No.18405442
    we need to work in a casual horrific PTSD at some point just to screw with them and make Trude feel bad
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:52 No.18405452
    Well we were going to confront Sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:53 No.18405459
    >So little income that you have to live on rice
    >Chainsmoke multiple packs of cigs a day
    Oh well, at least it's a slow death so we won't be left with a sudden cliffhanger or anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:53 No.18405462
    Later. After Today. Today we need to focus on giving Nanoha a special, happy birthday.

    Stern lectures to idiot jokers can wait until tomorrow, or whenever.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:53 No.18405463
    >Well we were going to confront Sakamoto
    Maybe, but first, if Perrine is feeling sick, shouldn't our first concern be getting her to Dr. McNinja?
    Now that Frank is under control, the Infirmary should be safe.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:54 No.18405468
    Yeah but doing it in front of Trude right after she has been beating on us is a better opportunity

    She hasn't heard the backstory of doom and hearing some of it after pounding on us would screw with her head something cruel
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:54 No.18405470
    off to nurse frank then?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:56 No.18405480
    Dr McNinja is back.
    Right after we take Frenchie to the doc.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:56 No.18405485
    Dr.mcninja has returned after field duty so he will be manning the medical area
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:56 No.18405487
    We still need to dress up in randosel and call Trude Onee-San
    Would be the best trolling ever
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)12:57 No.18405491
    >Nurse Frank
    Dr. McNinja is back and taking patients again.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)13:01 No.18405520
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    "No. I-I'm fine in my room." she answers you.
    "I was there the o-other day. The nurse scared me."
    "Hah. It has that effect on everyone." you tell her.
    "Are you okay though?" she asks "that beating must'ave hurt."
    "Oh, that was nothing. My father once threw me from an overpass into oncoming traffic for the insurance money. A few punches to the face won't even faze me now."
    "Threw you into traffic?"
    "Yeah, a new racetrack opened the next town over that time. And he needed the money to fulfill our dreams. I don't know how spending a couple of months in traction would be considered as dream fulfillment, but hey, at least he was happy."

    "..." Perrinne can say nothing
    "I'm sorry" Trude tells you. "I really should not have done this."
    "No, It's okay." you tell her "I did'nt fight back since it would be over easier that way."
    "It's like what that big Greek guy once told me in that alley in Shibuya. 'Stop fighting it, it will be over soon.'."

    "Should I take you back to your room now, Perrinne?"
    "Y-yes please."

    [ ]fly
    [ ]use the stairs
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:02 No.18405531
    Oh God, I just realized why LG freaked us out with the whole 'Perinne is pregnant' scare.

    It's because of that stupid pregnant Perinne picture that pops up every other thread.

    You know the one.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:04 No.18405542
    Because we're pretty fly

    >for a white guy
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:04 No.18405544

    Fly me to the moon.

    Then back to lunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:04 No.18405545
    [x]use the stairs
    Though, would giving her a little shot glass worth of the panacea that Ryuu gave us help her?

    We've got a healing potion for wounds; let's ask Ryuu about a potion that can help with diseases next.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:04 No.18405546
    Also fuck yes LG comes through.
    Always with the most perfect casual PTSD
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:04 No.18405547
    [X] Fly
    And admonish her for jumping out the window
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:04 No.18405550

    [x] Princess carry her, shes sick after all
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:05 No.18405554
    Oh god I love you for the shibuya line LG it was funny enough to start with but that was just the icing

    Fly her up to her room, see if Trude wants to ride up or go find Mio
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:05 No.18405555

    >Several bad puns later
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:06 No.18405563
    You brought this upon yourself.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)13:06 No.18405566
    Fly via the stairs. While carrying her.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:07 No.18405572
    >"It's like what that big Greek guy once told me in that alley in Shibuya. 'Stop fighting it, it will be over soon.'."

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:09 No.18405587

    Doesn't it sort of make us a manipulative asshole if we can control when we got into PTSD flashbacks? It's one thing if Landing Gear suddenly does it to fuck with us, but if we're choosing to do it then frankly that's just out and out manipulation.

    Why don't we leave the PSTD stuff to LG to decide, rather then coming up with convenient times to do something which is usually a flaw, not a positive.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:11 No.18405597
    Well Hayate isn't actively deciding "Hey I want a ptsd flashback" Its that dark corner of his mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:13 No.18405614
    Well say PTSD flashbacks as a catch all term for pretty much Hayate's entire life.

    I just meant it as a vague "oh don't worry I've had worse" sort of comment like we were gong to do in the earlier threads before we broke down into full PTSD

    I don't think it will be a regular thing anyway just the rolls for it won
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)13:14 No.18405618
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    You take Perrinne back in your arms and summon a saucer.
    "I-I can walk!" she objects.
    "Not without footwear, and with your reeling like that." you tell her.
    "..." she blushes deeply and settles into your arms.

    "Miss Trude. Would you also like a lift?"
    "I'm fine. I need to go find Mio." she answers "Again I'm sorry for that."
    "It was nothing." you answer her with a smile.

    You fly yourself and Perrinne back up to her room.
    After you settle her into bed, you think of waht to do next

    [ ]administer panacea
    [ ]find MEEYAFOOGEE
    [ ]make babies
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:15 No.18405627
    He actually does nonchalantly mention his horrific past in passing, with a smile.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:16 No.18405635
    [x]find MEEYAFOOGEE
    the panacea is ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:16 No.18405637
    [x] make babies

    Ok just trolling there,
    [x] try the panacea, it is a fix all for bad effects from potions etc so it should work on her since she is sick from something in the water
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:16 No.18405638

    "Miss Perrine, I need to know something. Have you ever seen me with a bowler hat on?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:20 No.18405667

    We're making decisions for him, so it seems reasonable to assume that our decisions are his on some level.


    That said, this is a better explanation for it. As a 'oh I've had worst' it's not unreasonable to say it, nor is it too manipulative to refer to something that happened in his past briefly.

    I just think shoving that past into someone's face for a emotional rise can be pretty manipulative of us if we're consciously choosing to do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:20 No.18405674

    [x] bedside treatment
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)13:22 No.18405684
    This wasn't a flashback, this was "oh, I've had worse" and not thinking about what he's saying.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:22 No.18405686
    We sit beside her, hoist her up. Administer the panacea for the poison.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:22 No.18405689
    Yeah I will avoid the use it to our advantage angle.

    I will go for the "oh god it is hilarious" angle though, can't promise to stay away from that
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:23 No.18405693
    [x]administer panacea

    Speaking of which, we should ask Ryuu how to make more of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:25 No.18405708
    That is a good idea.
    We might need more of it since we are going to be dicking around with potions quite a bit
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:27 No.18405719
    Didn't Kraus say we could use our forcefield clean-up ability for testing potions and reverting the effects afterwards? Have we ever actually used that ability for anything?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)13:28 No.18405729
    Miyafuji, we have lunch to eat. Do invite her to the party, though. Miyafuji, too
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:28 No.18405730
    He did, but we haven't ever used it for that.
    Not sure if LG stealth retconned it or not
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)13:28 No.18405732
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    You take out the bottle you kept in your folio, and pour her a shot of Panacea.
    "Here, drink this. it should help you feel better."
    She accepts it and drinks.
    "Tastes like sugar water." she tells you.
    "Ah. I guess sugar might be one of it's main ingredients."

    "Let me ask you something miss Perrinne."
    You reach in to your folio and pull out your temporal bowler.
    "Have you ever seen me before wearing this hat?"

    **ROLL EM!**
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)13:29 No.18405737
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:30 No.18405745
    rolled 11 = 11

    Time for incoming paradox.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:30 No.18405746
    rolled 47 = 47


    You were wearing a much nicer one
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:30 No.18405748
    rolled 92 = 92

    Oh boy here we go!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:30 No.18405749
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:30 No.18405751
    rolled 7 = 7

    TIME to shine
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)13:31 No.18405757
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:32 No.18405760
    Oh God so many low rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:33 No.18405770
    rolled 19 = 19

    Rolling for a paper airplane to hit us in the head with a note reading "No Spoilers"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)13:33 No.18405772
    rolled 96 = 96

    And one quite high one
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:34 No.18405778
    or not
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:34 No.18405779
    Christ that would be perfect
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:34 No.18405780
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:35 No.18405783
    make that 2
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:35 No.18405789
    What are you doing guys


    are you


    The whole thing that makes the bowler hat work is that people never mention what we did while we were wearing it to us when we're not wearing it. If we get information on our future actions it increases risk of catastrophic paradox.

    We can only hope that Perrine has enough presence of mind to lie, hopefully informed by our future self that she should do so.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:36 No.18405798
    We are asking her if shes seen it not what we did with it chill out, no spoilers
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)13:36 No.18405799
    We're not looking for spoilers, just a confirmation.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:36 No.18405800

    No no no, we just asked if we were wearing it, not what we did with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:37 No.18405807
    Except LG himself pulled that on us with no input on our part
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:39 No.18405825

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:42 No.18405845
    Ah missed that.

    Anyway LG wouldn't actually pick that up from one person of it was a decision which could cost us, so likely she is going to say something vague regardless
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:43 No.18405851
    rolled 53 = 53

    Maybe we're rolling Perrine's bluff check to lie about having seen us in the bowler.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:43 No.18405855
    Yeah. Not like we asked what we did with it on if she saw us with it on, so it should be fine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)13:46 No.18405873
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    "Y-yes." she answers you
    "When was it?"
    "I c-can't tell you."
    "Ah. I guess I must have explained the hat to you then. Very well, I won't push you any further."
    You take Jakob and Ted out.
    "Guys, I want you to assist miss Perrinne here with anything she needs."
    "Of course sir."
    "We shall entertain her to the best of our abilities."
    You then materialize a bed tray of food and serve it to her.
    "I think you haven't had lunch yet, so please, eat up." you tell her. "These two will be keeping you company as long as you'd like."
    "W-wont you stay?" she asks.
    "I'm sorry. But I have a previous engagement to attend to."
    "well can I..." she mumbles something
    You lean in to hear her better
    "What was that miss Perrinne?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:48 No.18405883
    Here it comes!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:48 No.18405884

    I made the post asking about it. I very specifically left out any question regarding what happened, only whether it was worn or not.

    Never about what we did, only that we did. And we don't know when it happened. Or what caused us to. We should be fine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)13:49 No.18405893
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    She grabs your collar and pulls you in for a quick kiss.
    She then hurriedly covers her face with a pillow.
    "..." you are dumbfounded at first, but regain your composure quickly
    "Anyway, I shall be taking my leave of you now. I hope you feel better." you tell her as you walk out her door.

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:51 No.18405914
    Well, we need to have lunch with the girls.
    Though we should be planning on what to do at Nanoha's birthday party.

    We should also mentilate to Madoka and Sakura, invite them over for the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:51 No.18405916
    We should not waste any more time and go see the doctor at the nearest opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:52 No.18405922
    Go see the girls, ask of they saw Trude chasing Mio but refuse to comment on it if they haven't

    Ask how the planning is going
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:52 No.18405924
    The Doctor?
    How are we going to do that? He's not here at the Bureau and we have no way to contact him.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:54 No.18405945

    Why don't we invite her over for nanoha's birthday party?

    Let her get to know the other members of the family shes not talked much with yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:55 No.18405949
    Stand outside her door confused for about thirty seconds, walk back in unannounced, give her a hug, and the go find the girls and invite people to Nanoha's birthday party.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)13:55 No.18405952
    "Well, isn't that interesting?" we muse to ourself.

    Have J and Ted extend our invitation to the party later, if she's feeling well enough, and it's off to lunch with our ladies.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:55 No.18405956
    We go to the girls.
    'Damnit Erica! It happened again!'
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:56 No.18405959
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:56 No.18405968
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)13:57 No.18405971
    "It will have happened again."

    Future pluperfect. The best friend and mortal enemy of all time travelers.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:00 No.18406007
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:02 No.18406025

    Seconding this motion.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:02 No.18406028

    Then go see the girls for lunch and see about inviting Perrine since she seems lonely

    Then whatever else we feel like
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:07 No.18406058
    "Erica I think I'm going to go back in time and seduce Perrine"
    "Why would you do that?"
    "Because it's what happened"
    Fuck time travel, seriously.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:08 No.18406066
    I hate it almost as much as I love it. It's a dirty-hot hatemance. It's unhealthy, I know, my relationship with time travel, but I just enjoy it too much to stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:08 No.18406067
    Can we not do this?
    I'm fine with Perrine, but can't we take this a little slower? We've got a lot we need to be worrying about other than Perrine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)14:12 No.18406100
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    You stand outside her door contemplating what happened.
    After a few moments you barge right in nad give her a hug as she's about to eat.
    You say nothing and walk back out.

    You find the girls at your Usual spot behind the academic building.
    They're mostly done eating.
    "Welcome back." Erica tells you. "So what happened to that thing you had to do?"
    "It wen't pretty well." you tell her.
    "You do realize you have some blood on your shirt right?" She points our to you.
    "What happened?" Nanoha asks.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)14:12 No.18406101
    It's cute, but I agree, in that I don't think it's the best course at the moment, but it seems so many people want it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:13 No.18406117
    Spill the whole story.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:15 No.18406127
    "Oh, this? Lieutenant Barkhorn was kind enough to help me test the effectiveness of my healing potion."

    Damn, should have remembered to have Kraus clean the blood off.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:16 No.18406144
    "Trude thought I got you pregnant, because of a joke I made when I ran into Mio early this morning.

    "She took exception to that, but, well, Healing Potion, so we're all good now."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:16 No.18406146
    "Fell down some stairs."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:16 No.18406147
    "Crap, I thought I got most of that. My nose isn't crooked anymore, is it?"

    Just troll them a bit by not giving them real answers to their questions.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:16 No.18406149
    "Trude heard an unfortunate rumor and decided that it merited beating me. I didn't wish to escalate things, so I didn't stop her. Fortunately, Perrinne intervened and stopped her; she certainly wasn't listening to me."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:17 No.18406154
    No need to make them worry, nor to spill the beans about that whole "pregnant" thing.

    tell them you sparred with Mike and you got carried away.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:18 No.18406160
    Whoa, no, no. Above all else, we are not liars. Any lies we tell must be ones of omission.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:18 No.18406164
    And those aren't lies.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:18 No.18406166
    Then ask if they saw Trude chasing Mio
    Don't go any further than asking
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)14:18 No.18406167
    "Oh, just a small misunderstanding. Nothing to worry about, it's been taken care of. How were your morning classes?"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:20 No.18406180
    >'I wonder what he would've done if I told him the truth.' Perrine thinks to herself as she thinks back to that kiss and your hug. #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:20 No.18406181
    Yes they are. We were not sparring with Mike and we did not get carried away. Do you not know how lies work?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:21 No.18406187
    >the truth
    OH GOD WHAT. Damn it, LG, trolling us via twitter is really fucking smart.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:22 No.18406193

    No need to tell them the whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:22 No.18406200
    We could say we got talking to Trude and got a quick lesson in CQC while we were there
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:25 No.18406220
    Meant the omissioned ones.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:34 No.18406305
    At a guess, we went back in time from after Perrinne is firmly in the swag pile and gave her general directions on how to successfully join the swag pile.

    We might also have used time-travel to both send ourself that note, and then to tell Perrinne to come rescue us so that she would look good in the view of our current girls and they could become friends over this, clearing the way for her to join up with less objection since she'll have a good reputation in their eyes.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:38 No.18406338
    That sounds pretty fair.

    Would explain quite a few things
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:38 No.18406345
    So LG died on his keyboard again?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)14:40 No.18406355
    My phone says it's only been 20 minutes since his last twitter post, but I wouldn't rule out he's passed out.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:40 No.18406356
    Hmmm... I think Hayate should make it a personal project to learn French and German. You know, in case (for some reason, I dunno) they're all deviceless and, as a result, without translators.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:40 No.18406361
    Guys, I'm emailing Lord Licorice to have this archived thread's tags, title and description fixed.
    Shall I keep the tagline like all previous archived threads?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:41 No.18406367
    Yes, keep it consistent.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:41 No.18406373
    A good idea but they all speak English iirc.
    Part of being in the joint unit
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)14:41 No.18406374
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    "Oh, just a small misunderstanding. Nothing to worry about, it's been taken care of. How were your morning classes?"
    You tell them while quickly changing the subject.
    "Okay... Well, Max told us to get ready for our finals in training. He says It's gonna be a deep immersion simulation. Sounds like fun."
    "So more missions?" you ask Nanoha
    "Yep. We're being given missions that take place in limited to no-majaik dimensions."
    "I know you can handle that," you tell her.
    You take out your own lunch and begin digging in.
    "Ursula, did you ever give that thing back to Rood?"
    "I still haven't." she answers you "I think it may come in handy again. Besides he hasn't exactly asked for it back yet."
    "I see, well I guess just keep it well hidden for now."
    "I will, I have it stored in Victor's vault."

    The rest of lunch passes quickly with similar small talk.
    After taking the other girls back to their respective classes, you, Hina and Erica head to your own.

    As you sit down and settle in for the afternoon, Mike makes an announcement.

    "This afternoon, in preparation for your combat tests on Saturday, we shall be headed to the gym for impromptu excercises." he tells the class.
    "You shall be put in a battle royale against everyone, there I will be observing your actions and performance."

    "Now everyone get up off their seats and please follow me to the Gym.""
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:42 No.18406386
    Keep tag line fuck haters

    Well it is nearly 3am in his local time so him face planting on the keyboard seems likely
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:43 No.18406396
    >against everyone
    Okay, let's start with an alliance, with the understanding that the alliance will break once they're the only ones left.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:44 No.18406401
    Go to bed, you have work in the morning, LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:45 No.18406410

    Nah, lets not. more fun that way.

    \erica will enjoy blasting hayate's ass.

    but what about support classes like keima and lily?

    Point this out to mike. See whether he'll allow group ups for the supports.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:45 No.18406412
    THIS. We can count on Hina, Erica, and Gai for the alliance. Probably Keima and the rest of our team too. Then, once it's time for the alliance to break, make another, smaller alliance with Hina and Erica against everyone else. Then, once it's just us three left, shoot them both in the back of the head without warning.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/21/12(Wed)14:45 No.18406414
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    Battle Royale

    New thread at 2200 4chan time

    >off to bed.
    >im running on fumes right now.
    >hope archive gets fixed
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:47 No.18406428
    Battle royale....
    Welp we're boned

    We fight well but in that situation I don't see there being much hope we have against all the various combat monsters in our class unless we hide damn well and wait for the noise to stop we are in trouble
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:48 No.18406439
    Or we decide to make another new friend out of whatever random monstes Mike throws in there with us
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:49 No.18406447
    We have teleports, time stops, and invisiblity, not to mention bunny mode. It shouldn't be too hard to keep out of the way and take out the wounded survivors. Honestly, I think the people we need to worry about aren't the heavy-hitters but, rather, skirmishers, like Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:50 No.18406453
    Guys, this is where we need to practice psychological warfare.

    Get away from the fighting, find a small clearing, and set up THE MOST ENTICING shit ever. Claim that we don't intend to win and ask if they'd like to enjoy themselves instead of fighting for awhile.

    THEN POISON THEIR DRINK AND HIDE THE BODY. But of course they won't really be poisoned because lolrealitybubble.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:51 No.18406465
    At this point, I'm willing to consider running a covert pregnancy test on Perrine to get this shit cleared up. It's driving me bonkers.

    If trolling, then consider me trolled, LG.

    Maybe some kind of spell that can detect life? Like Aura Whisper from Skyrim or something. See if there's anything growing in there.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:51 No.18406468
    I like this. Like our first day when we invited everyone over one by one for tea, and it changed every time.

    For Shirou, it'd be fudge, and EVERYONE has their weakness. It's just a matter of knowing what it is, and making it so enticing that they forget about everything else.

    Or if they resist, we can just fight them normally. If we start to lose, timestop+bunnymode the fuck out of there and let someone else take em' down.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:52 No.18406475
    Perrine herself said she isn't pregnant. There's no reason for Hayate to suspect anything. Let it be, mate.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:52 No.18406477
    Read >>18405140

    She's not preggers. You've been trolled softly.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:53 No.18406483
    >"OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" Mio says as she runs away from Trude swinging around an I-beam she generated. "GT BACK HERE!" she screams. #msq

    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:54 No.18406484
    I don't think anyone would be that dumb.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:54 No.18406485
    Maybe instead of straight up poison, just a sleeping potion?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:54 No.18406486
    She told Trude that.
    Of course she'd lie. If she said yes, TRUDE WOULD HAVE KILLED US THEN AND THERE
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:54 No.18406488
    Nobody but Shirou would fall for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:55 No.18406492
    You'd be surprised. If there's one thing people are good at, it's lying to themselves. If they want to believe something, they will given the opportunity.

    "Oh Hayate isn't really a threat. He's just being the best butl...er...ever....zzzzz"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:55 No.18406494
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:56 No.18406500
    Dude. The entire pregnancy scare was because Mio saw Perrine puking in the morning and started spreading around assumptions. There's no reason to think she's pregnant since she said she's just sick.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:56 No.18406501
    But that's obviously the truth about her falling in love us?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)14:56 No.18406505
    Mike said it's a free for all, but we should double check if there are rules against teaming up.

    Or is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:57 No.18406508
    Well even then we can just fall back to normal fighting. It's worth a shot, and it completely fits with our butler theme.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:57 No.18406510
    I agree that up front combat isn't our forte, but poisoning the masses wont work.

    We should operate like your traditional sorcerer. Set up a strong zone with barriers, wards, traps, resources for you, etc. And camp in it. Anyone who wants to reach you will have to run a gauntlet of death.

    Ted is a useful meat shield, but he's limited in what he can do. We should see about upgrading him with weaponry. Jakob can be an observer/lure.

    We can negate non-flying competition by having Kraus create a boiling moat or something.

    Man, Shirou is gonna win this shit hard. UBW AND Saber.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:58 No.18406513
    Regardless, there's no reason for HAYATE to make that link. He isn't a telepath and he doesn't have access to LG's twitter like we do.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:59 No.18406524
    Yeah, we just have to wait for him to beat everyone else, and then pull out our secret weapon:


    >captcha: customarily notabro
    I know, he doesn't even deserve to have the fudgeyate for cockblocking us all those times, but it's still our best bet.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:59 No.18406528
    Or unleesh our inner psycho and go batshit crazy on the entire class with tea lasers, knives, forks, spoons, explosive paintballs and magic garrot wires with time stop, speed and teleportation
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:00 No.18406529
    Saousuke will be a contender too.
    Fucking guerilla warfare AND the bonta army
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:01 No.18406534
    Well if we're going to do THAT we could beat 90% of the class by timestopping once everyone groups up to fight each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:01 No.18406543
    This. We gotta take him out early.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:02 No.18406549
    Especially if we set up a lot of Molotov paintballs during the timestop.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:02 No.18406550

    Actually, looking at the archive, it doesn't even seem to be there. I even ctrl+f'd the thread number, and it doesn't really show.

    In before I'm wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:02 No.18406552
    We get 3 fights against agents on saturday right?
    Woo are we fighting?
    Mike should be a given, I bet everyone is fighting thier handlers.

    Who would the other two be?

    Also who the fuck is ERICA's handler?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:03 No.18406561
    So it looks like there are four basic strategies being proposed:
    >Go Batshit
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:04 No.18406566

    We build a safehouse, wait till the others have depleted themselves, then timestop and ZA WARUDO KNIVES everywhere. And also explosive paintballs, which are just too much fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:04 No.18406567
    thats because its called forever alone
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:04 No.18406572
    Let's try to combine as many of those as possible. Have a gauntlet with tempting things in it being camped via teamwork and go batshit on people who enter it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:05 No.18406578
    I think Mike is handling all the agents in our class.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)15:08 No.18406602
    Nope. Mike is Us and Hina, Shirou and Touma have Rance, and those are the the only ones I can recall, but that alone makes Mike not the entire class.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:08 No.18406604
    Nope. Mike is the class' Instructor.
    He handles only us and Hina.
    Rance has Shirou, Sousuke, Touma
    Kenji has Action Hank.
    Ursula's handler is Rood.
    I forgot the rest.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:12 No.18406640

    Titled as: forever alone
    Description: because you will never find a girl who could love you
    Tagged as: fat, pathetic, losers

    Guys, please don't spam downvotes; I'm still trying to get it fixed.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:18 No.18406694

    And in after. Shit, no wonder I couldn't find it, had my thing at view nothing less than 0 votes. Voting for it to hopefully keep it afloat.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:29 No.18406788
    kenji has Action Hank
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:46 No.18407522
    >wonder what he would've done if I had told him the truth

    She saw us in our bowler hat and knows what it means.

    Futureyate knocked Perrine up. She can't tell us or else we might change things.

    We are fated to go back in time and knock Perrine up.

    Is this awesome y/n?

    When she starts showing though, Trude is going to murderize us.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:50 No.18407543
    >53 threads in
    >still falling for unlimited trolling works
    Your derp approaches that of Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:51 No.18407557
    It's fun though.

    I gotta admit that I feel real bad for Perrine, and if futuresex is what she gets then I'm for it.

    Could also be futureyate trying to get her in our thing here so that she doesn't get depressed that she left home to chase us, just to find us covered in women.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)16:54 No.18407584

    But do we care? Not a bit.

    >Futureyate muckin with things
    An interesting proposal. I also feel pretty bad for Perrine, and want things better for her.
    >> Lookout 03/21/12(Wed)17:04 No.18407676
    >get up and check morning thread
    >miss a shitstorm and epic trude beatings followed by awkwardest explanations ever.

    curse my body's need for sleep. Good job handling Perrine guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:07 No.18407708
    I liked the bit of PTSD that got thrown in.
    >"You call that a beating? I've been thrown into traffic. You hit like a mini cooper."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)17:13 No.18407775
    >mfw when LG uses stuff you wrote
    >mfw I can't post reaction images from my phone
    Not that I have many to start with.
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    made me feel all warm inside when thatt happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:16 No.18407800
    PTSD as comic relief is the best thing ever.

    We throw it around so casually and everyone else just WAT's.

    Supports my theory that Hayate's home universe was so mean that he built up an incredible amount of karma, and now that he's away from his universe it's all paying him back for the shit he went through.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/21/12(Wed)17:19 No.18407834
    That'll definitely do

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