>>18400824
>paperwork
Yeah, I know that feel, bro.

Anyway, shut up, kiss Erica, and go to sleep.

We need to wake up early to get everything recorded for Nanoha's locket.

>>18400824
Shut up, go to sleep covered in women. Get up early and find somewhere quiet and maybe even soundproof to record all the stuff we'll need for Nanoha's locket, we don't want to ruin the surprise or cause mass depression when we play the violin.

So, we need to make recordings for Nanoha's locket, and what the hell are we actually doing for her birthday, aside from that?

>>18400878
Girly, sugary spectacle for the whole family to get in on.

>>18400878
Don't we still have ingredients for a cake that we never assembled?

>>18400877
I was actually thinking of a morning jog out to town, and doing it in the park. It should be pretty empty in the morning. We can get started on Sousuke's bread before we head out, and leave Jakob to watch over it.

>>18400878
Aside from the locket, I was thinking a chocolate cake with icing wings.

>>18400893
I can't recall. We might.

>>18400878
Something involving explosions, hopefully.

>>18400918
Maybe ask Sousuke if he's found a Weapons Firing Range here, and test out our Molotov Paintball Gun?

>>18400918
>>18400896
Winged Chocolate Explosions.

>>18400933
That actually explode when thrown!

Flying (Winged) Chocolate Hearts that if told to, may explode.

>>18400933
>>18400940
>>18400941
I think we may need some help on this.

nice

Kraus wakes you up early that morning like you asked him to.
"HEY COCKFACE. YOU HAVE SHIT TO DO. GET UP OR IM SHOVING A HOTPLATE DOWN YOUR BOXERS."
"I'm up. I'm up." you tell him mentally.

You take a quick moment to enjoy the warmth of your bed, and of the girls in it.
Nanoha and Hina are still on your right, Ursula is snuggled up to your left side.
Erica is somewhere on the floor.

You give the girls a quick squeeze and teleport out.
You then lift Erica back on the bed, and put her in the middle where you were.

After one final look at the girls, you begin to go into action.
You skip making breakfast, and decide to just materialize it later to get some more time.
You take a quick shower, change into your bureau tracksuit, grab your folio, and head out the door.

The time is [04:00]

WHERE GO/WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18400941
They explode, sending a melted chocolate core all over the place.

Perfect for sexytime shenanigans. Throw a few up in the air and look at this mess we have to clean up, yum.

>qumiscl church

No, captcha, this isn't something we should do in a church.

>>18400968
Find somewhere isolated to record the violin segments for the locket, we don't need to set up bread yet with it being 4 in the morning.

>>18400968
Head to the park in town, or some other place we think we can be undisturbed, for recording to the Locket.

>>18400968
Let Jakob out, so that he can get started on Sousuke's bread. He can use Laplace Mode as necessary.

Then we job out to the town and the park, and set up on the shore of the lake. Then we start playing, our memories and love for Nanoha. Have Kraus record it, so that it can be transferred into the locket.

>>18400968
Let's talk to Vita and Sakura about the sorts of things Nahona likes. They're good friends after all, they'd have good ideas for stuff to put on the locket.

Just saiyan, but we need a "Application of theoretical madness in practice" class.
By these two.

>>18400999
>these two
meant "these guys"

>>18400968
Record some upbeat tunes and a few sickeningly romatic tunes for Nanoha's locket.

>>18400968
Do this >>18400995

>>18400998
>4AM

Do we have a solo date with Nanoha or throw her a big surprise party?

Im leaning towards the big party myself

>>18400998
They're probably asleep. All we should really need for the locket at the moment is the song, it's not like we can't record more stuff later.

>>18401017
Well, our room is sound-proofed if I remember correctly. How about we record it here later once the girls are out?

Also what was the Fudgeyate wearing? Full blown lacy skirt and all?

>>18401035
Bunnymode

>>18401035
bunny mode.

seconding going to the park to do the recordings.

>>18401035
If the girls are leaving the room, we can't be far behind, or we'll be late for class.
And considering what happened last time, we DON'T want to be late for class.

Any time this evening/after classes to talk with Perinne?

>>18401041
>>18401046
So like this?
>>18401051
point
>dat face

>>18401056
>"A pastiche of what appears to be a maid uniform. With a red frilly skirt, striped thigh-highs and and big red ribbon."

>>18401056
Only with bunny ears, pretty much.

>>18401056
We still need the neko mode.
At least go for his canon cross dressing for power modes

this is bunnymode

>>18401104
Thanks.

I need it for . . references . .
Yeah lets go with that

>>18401116

...Keima?

>>18401053
Normally I'd cry metagaming, but then again, thinking about Hina falling prey to the swag should bring up Perinne through association.

You let Jacob out and ask him to get started on Sagara's bread and lay our the cake ingredients you had hidden.
You then jog into town.


You arrive at the lake in short time, your legs taking you there quickly.
You take out Kraus, the locket, and your violin and you begin to think of what to record for Nanoha.

WAT PLAY/SAY?
Roll for playan skillz

>>18401131
It's not really meta gaming when we know he is affected by us anyway.

We just haven't spent much time with her since we are busy and she only just got to our dimension recently

>>18401131
And thinking of Perrine should soon bring to mind her brunette doppelgänger.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18401138
The memory of our date with her, the excitement of the shooting and the romance of laying in a boat together.

>>18401138
The song for Nanoha, about how much we love her and care

Phrases are good morning, good night, I love you, us saying her name

I finally get to be in an active thread, its been a while. Not the same catching up via archives, after all.

My body is ready, LG

>>18401138
Didn't we have a list for this?

rolled 68 = 68

>>18401154
And I forget my roll.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18401138
Our time with her, two particular bits being the tourney, and the date. The piece would end some what suddenly, as, well, the relationship is still growing.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18401138
A song that represents how we feel about her, our love for her, excitement, tenderness, explosions.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18401138
A song infused with our memories of Nanoha. All of our feelings for her. Her smile, her upbeat attitude, her determination to not lose.

rolled 64 = 64

>>18401138
Our meetings of her, her confession, our current loving situation.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18401138
WE ARE THE BEST VIOLINIST.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18401154
>>18401175
>>18401186
>>18401188

Hard to put it any better than this

>I can't find my picture of the crazy hobo on the panflute...

rolled 35 = 35

>>18401138

VIVALDI AIN'T GOT SHIT ON US!

rolled 12 = 12

>>18401193
We don't seem to be today. Not bad, but nor the best.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18401150
rollan for this

rolled 42 = 42

1812 Overture

rolled 22 = 22

WE ARE THE BEST VIOLENT VIOLINIST

rolled 61 = 61

>>18401154
this

rolled 92 = 92

>>18401204
We can't just play some other guy's work for a lady we love. Not that it's a bad choice for her, but we've gone all original so far, and there's no reason to stop now.

rolled 98 = 98

Wow, our rolls are just plain average and bland today.

rolled 90 = 90

>>18401138
Seconding this one
>>18401154

rolled 33 = 33

goddamn the dice are hating today

rolled 1 = 1

>>18401213
Don't worry, I've got this

rolled 25 = 25

>>18401212
>>18401213
>>18401214
And I just bet all three of these are too late.

>>18400824
>>18401213

>>18401214

>>18401218
nevermind

>>18401224
oh papa

>>18401224
I hope you swallow your mouse.

>>18401224
>1d1
Yeah great going there.

>>18401224
Papa you so crazy

So out of curiosity how is it being on the other end of the HUEHEHUE?

rolled 6338 = 6338

Rolllll

rolled 60 = 60

Play something with a lot of sudden crescendos in a minor key.

rolled 40 = 40

>>18401258
Oops

>>18401258
Got a bit too many sides there, chum.

>>18401238
>>18401237
>>18401230

>>18401244
It feels like dancing in the rain, like showering in an amber stream of rum and just letting the HUE overtake me.

My GF tied me to a chair and made me watch Lucky Star with her ever since I got home from class (which isn't where I thought she was going with it).

I've been trolling /sp/, /o/, and /k/ just to try to let off some HUE and then I see this thread pop up and all at once the world is a better place.

>>18401273
>captchaaaa

Grumble grumble grumble

>>18401237

>>18401238
hey no matter what dice he's rolling if Papa-N rolls a 1 it counts

>>18401213
>>18401212
"Kraus," you tell your device "Start recording and transfer everything into the locket."
"NO PROBLEM CONCIERTO-DICK."

You begin playing.
A sweet song, a loving song.
A song that seems ageless.
You play your heart out for Nanoha.
Joy, love, affection, companionship all in one song.
You put in the memory of your first dance.
Of that first kiss, of that fireworks display you put on for her at this very lake.
The melody just seems to go on and on forever.

After you finish playing, and Kraus transfers the song into the locket, you record some simple phrases in it.
"Good morning."
"Good night"
"I love you."
"Nanoha"
As an aside, you put in, "BOOOOOOOM!" to be activated whenever she says the world 'explosion'.

You think if you have something else to add:

WAT RECORD MORE OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18401237
>>18401238
Why you gotta be mad, guys? You don't gotta be mad, there's no need.

>>18401273
>My GF tied me to a chair and made me watch Lucky Star with her
So she's into bondage AND torture? I feel sorry for you, man.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18401287
a Battle Hymn

>>18401295
Yes, I like this.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18401287
Battle music?
Using the memory of our fight against Kringle, the fight at Castle Barin, Allahu Ackbar'ing Sousuke.

>>18401295
Fuck yeah Violincore battemix

>>18401287
Christ she is going to fucking love that boom, we will get it back and it will be played the most

>>18401273
I said this during HLQ but you are a lucky man to have a girlfriend like that. She may torment you but it sounds like she does it as an art

>>18401287
Ode to Joy. Or Ride of the Valkyries. Something to which one can kick ass.

>As an aside, you put in, "BOOOOOOOM!" to be activated whenever she says the world 'explosion'.

All of my bear leaves

>>18401295

I like it, a lot.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18401308
>>18401310
Rolling for these.

>>18401287
"I miss you", to be triggered either when she hasn't seen us in a long period of time or she says it first.

"You're beautiful", "Have a nice day"

We know she'll at some point have training away from us so reminders to eat breakfast lunch and dinner, that can be activated if she wants.

Awesome Battle Music.

rolled 27 = 27

huzzah

>>18401337
These are also good.

Hey Landing, how many rolls do you wait for before the next post? I notice that you'll often wait until someone scores a 90, even if it takes like 20 posts.

Are you just selecting them so that you can write good things? Or do you have hidden criteria?

>>18401337
Seconding this.

Still think once she figures out boom that is going to be used more than anything

>>18401337
Oh, those are also good suggestions.
If the locket can handle them, let's include those.

>>18401346
He said before he waits for at least 5 for a minor thing or 15 for a major roll.

Gives him more chance to get awesomer results or HUEHUEHUE when it matters

He also waits at least 5 minutes so anyone who is a bit slower can still post their ideas

>>18401346
He's said in the past he waits 5-15 minutes before committing, but he has also had unfortunate tendencies to not see things, on occasion.

How this all applies to his current methodology, who knows.

>>18401346
For important things he'll only take the first few, or an average, or roll to decide which ones to average

Ones take top priority of course.

Doubles seem to attract special attention sometimes as well.

>>18401337
>"I miss you", to be triggered either when she hasn't seen us in a long period of time or she says it first.
I lack a Lucky Star related heart attack picture, so have a puppy instead.

>>18401316
>>18401293

I like cute girls doing cute things, but for hours on end...

I might have warped her pure soul into something far more sinister then perhaps even my own.

>>18401375
Lucky you, maybe you should show her strike witches next?

You record another song.
Something set to play whenever she casts at least 3 combat spells in succession.

You use all the memories of the battles youve had in the Bureau.
There was the fight with Kris Kringle, a frantic, fast tune.
There was your fight with the paper sisters, one more relaxed but still carrying some weight.
Your fight with team WHAT IS A VAGINA was more whimsical part of the melody.
Your fight with her translated into energetic, vibrant notes.
As a finale, you used the memory of explodinating Sousuke with his own grenades.


With that done, you put away your violin and put the locket back into its box.

As you walk away from the lake, and back towards the main path, you hear some rustlings in the trees.

**ROLL FOR A SPOT CHECK**

rolled 8 = 8

>>18401387
And away we go

rolled 66 = 66

>>18401387
FUCKING SHIROU/oh hey Perrine

>>18401375
I thought that Nahona might enjoy a picture of a cute puppy.

Then I thought that she might enjoy a picture of an explosion.

Would she enjoy a picture of a cute puppy exploding?

rolled 78 = 78

>>18401392
NOT LIKE THAT YOU DON'T.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18401387
SQUIRRELS?

rolled 54 = 54

>>18401387
Welp.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18401387
A wild Luchinni appeared!

rolled 63 = 63

>>18401387

rolled 62 = 62

>>18401387
GIVE ME SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18401399
No, with a roll like that, we continue as though nothing happened. So, we would just... go.

rolled 68 = 68

>>18401387
time for some HUE

>>18401375
Dude, she made you watch anime Seinfeld. It's up to you whether that is torture or not.

rolled 13 = 13

spot check!

rolled 19 = 19

>>18401375
I got a puppy from Papa N, that feels surprisingly good.

>>18401387
We can do this.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18401387
ohboyherewego

>>18401384
She lurks the upcoming movie threads on /a/ more then I do. She wants to go as Lucchini for Halloween this year. Going to be pretty out of place considering I'm going as Kane.

rolled 17 = 17

dice gods i beseech the grant me dem 99's

rolled 60 = 60

>>18401430
Don't you know anything?

rolled 78 = 78

>>18401387
Couldn't be Perrine. No way she'd lower herself to sneaking in the bushes like a common cat burglar.

rolled 45 = 45

>>18401434
of course but it was worth trying

rolled 93 = 93

>>18401387
Rolling to spot the adorable puppy that needs a home.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18401428
I envy you more than any man alive Papa.

Does your girlfriend have a twin sister or any other awesome things you are not telling us? Are you actually rolling in cash? Seriously you lucky prick

rolled 13 = 13

>>18401430
We don't get 99s by asking for them like that, we get them by complaining about bad rolls or being spiteful towards the dice. /tg/ dice love irony and you can sometimes manipulate them.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18401428
Striped panties and all?

If I were in your position, I'd have already taken her measurements and started learning to sew.

>>18401445
wat...
apparently the dice gods approve of puppies

rolled 78 = 78

>>18401445
If by "puppy" you mean the Hound of Gaul.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18401457
I'd be okay with that.

>>18401399
>>18401442
>>18401457
I just rolled three 78's in a row.

I think I'm done now.

rolled 45 = 45

puppies

>>18401477
fine then fuck you dice gods

You step into the tree line and find the major with her sword drawn, shes pulling off impressive katas.
"Good morning major." you call out to her.
She sheats her sword and walks towards you.
"Good morning Hayata! My, you are up early."
"I had something to do by the lake." you tell her.
"Were you the one playing?" she asks
"Yes, yes I was."
"A man of diligence and class. I like that. HAHAHA!" she says.
"Why don't you join me for some training?" she tells you.
"We should have a quick match."

[ ]sure
[ ]maybe later
[ ]only if i dont have to go pantsless

>>18401485
[x] only if I don't have to go pantsless

>>18401485
Only if I don't have to go pantsless.

We might lose but only a select few have the right to remove our pants when and where they choose.

>>18401485
More like
[x] Only if I get to go pantsless

>>18401485
[x]Only if I don't have to go pantsless

>>18401485
>Sure

Let's not give her ideas.

>>18401485
[x] sure

Time to try out the Gun Kata

>>18401485
Only if I go pants less

>>18401485
[x]only if i dont have to go pantsless
Well, Jakob is seeing to Sagara's daily bread, so I suppose we can afford some time.

[ ]only if i dont have to go pantsless

Too good to pass up.

>>18401447
No and no. I live spartan, gotta put my sisters through college on a very fixed budget.

>>18401449
Well, she'll likely wear pants when we're out and about, she's pretty modest outside. My guess is she'll find a lot of her costume online and sew the rest herself. I'm already on the search for good Kane shit, I don't mess around when it comes to Halloween.

>>18401485
[X]only if i dont have to go pantsless

>>18401485
>[X]Only if I don't have to go pantsless.

>Only if I don't have to wear pants.

"Only if I don't have to go pantsless as well," you tell her
She looks down at herself and her pants hanging off a trees branch.
"This?" she says, "Hahaha! Don't mind me. I just feel more comfortable without them, years of fighting like that does that to a person."

She secures her sword's sheath and brings it to bear.
"Now, do whatever you please and come at me."

WHAT WEAPON DO YOU USE?
[ ]fists
[ ]knives [small]
[ ]knives [large]
[ ]guns

>>18401636
[x] guns

GUN KATA GO

>>18401636
Large knives.

Swordfighting is cool and she's one of the better opponents we'll find to train with.

>>18401636
[x]Knives (Large)

rolled 24 = 24

>>18401636
[^]knives [small]

>>18401636
Set up a cleanup bubble first

>>18401636
[x]Large Knives

We still aren't practiced with guns, even if we've loaded them properly. Though swapping out for the Molotov Paint Balls would be a good trick.

>>18401636
Fists. Because parrying with a knife is hard.

>>18401636
[x] fists
We've used knives plenty, and I don't thing the sound of gunfire is a good idea at 4-5 AM.

[ ]knives [large]
we are gentleman afterall

>>18401636
[x]knives [large]
Guns training is Sunday. We could use the melee practice that's conveniently here right now.

>>18401656
All the more reason to use knives, we're practiced with them. Meaning we'll have a better chance.

>>18401636
Knives [large], when things get dicey we'll pull out something she doesn't expect to get an upper hand, all is fair in love, war and training battles with pantsless witches.

>>18401636
Large knife

Sword fight

Well looks like our decision is made.

Have we ever used our knives for anything other than ZA WARUDO?

We could stand for some training in melee.

>>18401675
no homo

>>18401636
[x]knives [large]

We need to train with Sagara before we can do Gunkata.

>>18401666
It's not about defeating her, it's about practice and learning.

Fighting unarmed against a good swordfighter should be a great opportunity.

[X]knives [large]

Time to bring a knife to a sword fight

>>18401636
I thought she along with the other witches didn't actually wear pants still.

Given mike called Erica little miss no pants

>>18401666
But SATAN, this is just a practice session. She even sheathed her sword.

>>18401686
We've used large knives as swords training in melee combat with Mike.

>>18401686
We sparred with Hina and her swords a bit, IIRC.

>>18401690
We need to learn proper technique for our knives anyway, fist fighting is something we can learn from Max but sword fighting against different opponents with different styles serves well to see where our own shortcomings are

>knives large

You bring out a pair of knives and enlarge them into swords.
"Nitoryu huh?" The major comments on your weapon choice, "Interesting."
She then rushes towards you, the blade of her sword flashing in the first few rays of sunlight.

[ ]block
[ ]parry
[ ]evade
[ ]counter

>>18401690
A great opportunity to die, perhaps.

>>18401696
It's called iaijutsu. It'll fuck our shit.

>>18401710
Evade & counter

>>18401710
Evasion seems to be our style. Or parry.

Evade + counter?

rolled 15 = 15

>>18401710
[^]evade

Counter if we can after.

>>18401710
[x] parry

>>18401710
[x]Block
That's the key to Nitoryu, after all.

>>18401710
Parry

>>18401730
Stupid auto fill stop that.

>>18401710
Evade, I don't fancy our knifes chances against her presumably magic as hell sword. Fight dirty, throw sand in her eye.

[x]parry

>>18401693
They seem to in public usually. They definitely need those pants with the velcro/snapped legs that you can just rip off.

>>18401742
No dude this is training

[x]evade or block
then counter if possible

Also to the anon who asked, here it is

"Fudgeyate and the Drooling Dorfrou"

>yes, he's using his mouth to carve it, you think Shirou would waste all that fudge?
>that also includes the parts under the skirt

>>18401710
When it comes to iaijutsu, dodging or blocking is expected and results in DEATH.
Parrying or countering is more of a 50/50 sort of deal, but there you go.

>>18401742
Her sword isn't actually majaikal it is a focus.

And this is sparring so no need to go all out, we want to do this and maybe continue doing it in the mornings so we get better at using our weapons before we get forced to fall back onto our dirty tricks

>>18401751
>that also includes the parts under the skirt

>>18401751
That is awesome and disturbing on so many levels.

I guess he smoothed it out by licking it then?

>>18401780
D: I had to carefully put down my DS, and pick up an empty can just so I could drop something in horror safely.

>>18401751
>>18401780
squiglyarmsguy.jpg

Trap her sword. One knife blocks it, the other goes behind it and pins it between the two. Then we swing hard to one side and try to throw her sword away.

If this doesn't work, we still have a blade inside her guard.

>>18401768
>>18401750
as much as I agree with you, when has "not needing to" ever stopped some of us from from trying to steamroll our opponent in a fight?

>>18401780
>I guess he smoothed it out by licking it then?
>smoothed it out by licking it
>licking it
>under the skirt

That is fucking horrifying.
I like it.

>>18401751

You evade and jump to her right, thinking that her eyepatch would give her a blind side there.
She swings her sword down and barely misses your left ear.
"ohohoho, you're fast" she comments as she charges in again.

[ ]evade
[ ]parry
[ ]counter

>>18401751
>mouth carving.
OH GOD.

>>18401751
unseeable mental picture aside, that's pretty good.

>>18401751
>that also includes the parts under the skirt
That's just...no wonder even the Players got creeped out when we found the shrine.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18401805
COUNTER

>>18401805
[x]counter

>>18401805
[x] counter

>>18401805
[x] counter like its the fridge-match all over again.

Counter!

>>18401805
Parry

>>18401790
She still has her sheath, so don't discount that.

>>18401799
I'm glad you appreciate the horror that came into my mind looking at the picture

Now excuse me for a minute going to get my bottle of brain bleach out of the fridge

>>18401805
[x]counter

>>18401805
CROSSU COUNTERU

>counter
You block her horizontal swing with your off-hand blade, and aim for her torso wit ha thrust with your right.

She blocks it with her sheath, and pushes you away with a boot to your torso.
"You have quite some skill. Have you trained in swordfighting before coming here?"

[ ]attack
[ ]wait for her to make another move

rolled 16 = 16

>>18401889
[x]wait
"A little, but a lot more with Mike, my handler since I arrived."

>>18401889
[x] attack

"only enough to keep knife-wielding Yakuzas from stealing my organs"

>>18401892
This, plus "It's a little different fighting someone with normal length arms."

>>18401889
Some when I was young, I'm not exactly an expert.

Throw the knives at her while materializing new ones to attack with.

>>18401892
Waiting for another attack seems like our best chance

>>18401889
[ ] attack.

May as well see if we can pressure her some before it's all said and done.

>>18401889
Do these ones:
>>18401892
>>18401902

>>18401889
[x]wait for her to make another move
"A little. Long ago. Mike has improved me much, however."

>>18401889
Not much before coming here, but Mike my handler trained me in using these as long or short weapons pretty hard

>>18401889
Damn, now I want to watch Sakabroto fight with Signum. That'd be one entertaining fight.

>wait
"A little," you answer her as you put your guard back up "But Mike, my handler, has improved that greatly."
"It's quite refreshing to crosswords with someone with normal length arms." you add.

"I see, then I shall no dissappoint you."
She lunges at you fast.
You barely had enough time to block her slash when the sheath comes swinging for your head.

You duck under it and attempt to trip her feet, but she again kicks you back to get some distance between you.

AS you regain your balance she jumps up and prepares a downwards slash.

[ ]block
[ ]evade
[ ]counter

>>18401960
Counter, by throwing knives

>>18401960
Don't even want to consider blocking that.

Evade, tactical dive roll time.

>>18401960
[x]evade

rolled 14 = 14

>>18401960
IVAN.

>>18401960
Counter, we are on the ground so dodging is unlikely and blocking her with all that momentum behind her isn't going to happen.

Counter, throw a gaggle of knifes at her and attempt a counter strike.

Evade

>>18401960
Evade, attempt to use the dive to get behind or to the side of her and counter

>>18401960
[x] evade

>>18401960
Block by hitting the end of the pommel with one knife handle to disrupt, then try to smack her with the flat of the other.

>>18401960
counter

Throw the knife at her, she cant dodge while in the air.
That or lengthen the knife then hit her with the butt end. We can do that right?

>>18401989
>Sword Eating 101

>>18401960
She's telegraphing. Move in before she can initiate the strike and block her arms with one of ours, and finish the fight.

High risk, high reward.

>>18401960
CROSSU COUNTERU

>evade
>counter optional

You roll to your left and thrust out as she lands.
She dodges that and moves away to allow you to recover.
After you get back on your feet she comes at you.
Repeated swings you can barely block or dodge push you back, she leaves no opening for you to strike.

She disarms you with a fluid move, your swords ending up on the ground by her feet.

You jump back and recompose and rearm yourself.

[ ]go back to dual weilding knives
[ ]urumi
[ ]fists

>>18402001
She can shield herself still.

I think evade is really our best option She is on a pretty set trajectory coming from above so if we evade towards her we could set up a good shot

>>18402064
Urumi. Let's make things weird for her.

I'm willing to bet she's never fought against one of these before.

>>18402064
Go for the belt sword. We really barely have a clue how to use it, but it should throw her off too.

>>18402064
Urumi

>>18402064
fists, then awkward grappling leading to sexual tension.

>>18402064
Urumi, but mix in throwing knifes at random intervals, lets get exotic up on her. I doubt she has any clue what to do against a whip sword that hits from any direction while blocking projectiles.

>>18402064
[x]Urumi
This will be a learning experience for Sakamoto as much as for Hayate.

>>18402064
>URUMI
YES. THIS PLEASES ME.

>>18402078
>Remove Belt
>Make things weird for her

Yeah, this'll be interesting.

>>18402082
We've probably spent time practicing with it with Mike as well

urumi

>>18402093
> remove belt
> giver her ideas
Ftfy

Seriously though I think she is gonna want to join in on the family because we are one of the few people who can keep up with her in fighting, drinkan and we cook

That's pretty much you gonna get taken home material for Sakamoto

The girls are gonna start keeping us on a leash or something

>>18402064
[x] beltwhipswordthing

>>18402107
I think it's more like she'll want to see what else we can keep up with her in. She'll want to test our...stamina.

>>18402107
Sounds like a good sidequest.

Several OLDER WOMEN have taken Hayate Ayasaki prisoner and are forcing him to be a SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER for their amusement! Are you a bad enough dude to take control of the HARTMANN SISTER TAG TEAM PAIN TRAIN and rescue him?

>>18402126
Yeah, I bet she'd wanna be our partner for the "sack race".

>>18402126
Well that comes after the getting taken home part.

She has already mentioned more than once we would make a good wife...

>urumi
YOu put your hand on your belt and take it off.
"Ohoho, I think you have another kind of sparring in mind now." she says as she watches you.
"No, nothing like that Major."
"You sure?" she gives you a look.
"Of course." you answer her as you transform your belt into it's rapier form.

You take up a fencing stance and lunge at her.
**ROLL FOR SKILLS**

rolled 87 = 87

>>18402138
I shouldn't be doing this.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18402138

rolled 61 = 61

>>18402138
En guard!

rolled 78 = 78

>>18402138
Oh god we're gonna dice ourselves...

rolled 14 = 14

>>18402138
Oh boy, is it time for HUE?

rolled 6 = 6

>>18402138
With our battle cry of "WAAAH I FORGOT HOW TO USE THIS THING!"

rolled 100 = 100

>>18402138

Rolling for introducing whips to our private activities.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18402138
You have a dirty dirty mind Major, and my sword is up here not down there.

>>18402155
EVERYBODY STOP ROLLING

rolled 96 = 96

>>18402150
groan

rolled 69 = 69

>>18402138
Is it time for a nat1, Slaanesh?

rolled 37 = 37

>>18402138
Maybe we can duel that way another time but how about we finish up our first duel instead

rolled 99 = 99

>>18402138
Chill out guys, I got this

>>18402155
Oh jesus. Looks like we're going to prove her right.

>>18402155
>Feat Acquired:
>Exotic Weapon Proficiency - Whip

>>18402164
>>18402160
>>18402155
>MY DICE ARE ROLLING ON THEIR OWN

>>18402155
>>18402160
>>18402164
I think we have this one in the bag, I would certain expect so after this performance.

>>18402155
>>18402160
>Make hamfisted innuendo
>See other guy's pun, must express displeasure.

>100, 96

Imma stop rolling for now, I'll step in again if something important comes up.

>>18402160
>>18402155
>>18402164

Urumi exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxtpg9HKbU

>>18402161
>69
Slaanesh wants you to know she is watching, and that the time will come.

>>18402155
>we soundly trounce a swordswoman
>with our belt

Awesome.

Gentlemen, this is how we roll.

>>18402189
Well we can beat 2 mikes about 3 out of 5 times when sparring with a rapier

>all of these rolls

>>18402187
Yeah I'm content with that

>>18402155
the quickness of your blade pushes her back.
"Fencing huh?" She says as she parries your strikes "You are indeed a man of many skills. I like that."
She brings her sheath into play "I like that a lot!"

She switches to using her sheath for guarding and attacking simultaneously with her sword.

You dodge a vicious swipe from her blade, and go back on the offensive.
With two weapons in her hands, her defense is night impenetrable.

You jump back, and turn your sword into its urumi form.
"Aw. Its gone limp" She says with mock disappointment.
"Don't worry major, I can get it hard again whenever I choose." you asnwer her as you send the ribbon like blade her way.

The softer weapon is harder to predict and block, she's noticeably having difficulty fighting it.
Even as she dodges and rolls away from your strikes she has a smile on her face and a glint in her eye.

"Has Perrinne told you yet?" she asks you in between swings
"Told me what?"
"Oh she hadn't? Anyway, I'm sure you would be a great father for your child." she tells you with a laugh as she ducks under your blade

[ ]wat
[ ]wait wat
[ ]no srsly wat

rolled 85 = 85

>>18402226
[x]Bullshit.

>>18402226
She is trying to confuse us and put us off do not let up

>>18402226
[x]wait wat
Now she's just trying to distract us in order to take advantage of an opening and to push us down to the ground.

>>18402226
hah, cheap trick

>>18402226
Damn that makes two now...

>>18402226
[x]I'd make a great father for yours too.
Don't let her fuck with us.

>>18402226
IGNORE

BRAIN OFF WE SWORD NOW

>>18402226
I am going to do everything my parents didn't do in raising my children so of course I will be.

What does Perrinne have to do with this anyway?

Because not going to wat in the middle of combat, if she wants to play that game we can play it right back

>>18402226
She wants to put us off our game, we can do that as well.

I certainly hope she's pregnant by now, it took long enough.

>>18402226

[X] wat

Obvious attempt at distraction is obvious. We use it as a feint. Pretend to be stunned, then we launch a trap!

>>18402226
OH GOD THIS
>>18402240
IT HAS TO BE THIS

rolled 66 = 66

>>18402237
That's why the correct response is [x]Bullshit.

>>18402246
>I am going to do everything my parents didn't do in raising my children so of course I will be.
Seconding this.

>>18402243
Maximum trolling.
We must take this path

Okay, so... wait, I missed the part where we got the swordbelt fixed after Touma broke it.

>>18402240
>>18402243
Either of these, or both.

>>18402278
We were inna reality bubble thing for that.

>>18402278
He didn't actually break it, he temporarily drained the majaik out of it

>>18402229
Well, because I wanna finish my train of thought from this:
"Bullshit. She's a sweet girl, but she wouldn't let me close to her. Couldn't have happened."

> bullshit
>Fuck with her in return

"I see, that makes three then." you tell her as you keep your eye on her sword.
"What? Three?" she asks you as she lets her own guard down and slows for a fraction of a second.

You take this chance to wrap your blade around hers and pull her katana out of her hand.
It ends up stuck in a tree trunk a few meters away.
You then make your sword rigid again and point it at her chest.
"Yes, major. Three." you tell her as she admits defeat.

>>18402320
Thank her for a wonderful fight and ask if she would care to join us and our ladies for breakfast. We're cooking for five, a sixth would be no trouble.

>>18402320
Bueno.

Beat her at her own game.

Now we find out she's part of some crazy Japanese honor-cult that demands to marry whoever beats them in combat.

>>18402288
That makes sense. I guess I've just read too much of IB actually breaking magic artifacts lately.

>>18402355
Yeah, but isn't it nanoha's birthday? Perhaps we should keep today in the family.

>>18402320
Thank the Major, help her get her sword out of the tree. I suppose it's only appropriate that we invite her for breakfast, in thanks for the training session.

>>18402357
>giving LG ideas
Goddamnit, will you ever learn?

>>18402320
Thank you for the morning exercise Mio, would you care to join me and the girls for breakfast?

>>18402357
No, she will be so impressed we beat her at her own game and combat that she demands we marry her.

>>18402320
Now it's time to ask her if she was serious, and if so to talk to the twins, Nanoha and Hina asap, because while normally such additions are their choice, we will not abandon the mother of one of our children.

>>18402361
LG's toned it down against Majaik, as opposed to Magic, though.

>>18402379
>Happy Birthday Nanoha! I got you a Perrine!

Let's wait a day before we go to them with this.

>>18402379
Of course, but when would we even have the chance to have...

Time Travel shenannigans. What the fuck.

>>18402320
Should be a gentleman and get her sword for her

>ah its just 3am, I'm good for time
>check clock again just now
>4:55am
>class starts at 7

Guess there's no stopping now...

"Wat." She says blankly.
"You have three kids underway?"
"I was only joking, major. I knew you were trying to distract me, so I had to turn the tables on you." you tell her as you put the sword away.

She recovers her own sword and sheaths it.
"I am defeated. you are indeed a man of many talents. You even have wits to boot. I like that in a wife."
"A wife?" you ask.
"Yes. I have decided I will take you as my bride. hahaha!"
"Major, i hope you understand, I'm male"
"It makes no difference. Hahaha!" She begins to walk away.
"I shall see you back at the Bureau."
"Goodbye major." you tell her with a bow.
"By the way, what makes you think I was lying earlier?" she says before she vanishes among the trees.
WAT DO NOW?

>>18402366
It's another person to wish Nanoha happy birthday and maybe we can slip Sakamoto a gift to give her.

>>18402361
Yeah, LG said he nerfed Touma's power level considerably in this setting. Took me a bit to realize how much which was his explanation of it during the manly picnic

>>18402394
Mine is at 8. Goodnight errbody. Yer all welcome for that 100.

>>18402395
WORRY.

Goddammit if future us didn't use protection we are gonna have to kick our ass.

>>18402395
That crazy bitch is playing mind games. Oh dear.

Eh, Worry about it later. It's not like anyone else will notice for another few months if it's true, anyway.

Back home to make breakfast.

>>18402395
See if she will join us for breakfast, mention it is Nanoha's birthday and give her something to give her as a gift

Then I think back to the room to find Erica groping Hina while we fix breakfast

>>18402392
The birthday bit was included in the asap,not really something to spring on a birthday, so we'll need to wait till that's done.

Still an urgent situation. Also, we probably shouldn't wait to talk to the twins about it, while at the same time emphasizing that we don't know what happened so anything that did was time travel shenanigans.

>>18402395
Our recordings are done, so jog back to the dorms, make breakfast and lunches, make sure the bread is done, and wrap up the locket in some nice wrapping paper with a bow, and keep it in our folio.

>>18402395
>"By the way, what makes you think I was lying earlier?" she says before she vanishes among the trees.

>>18402395
>"By the way, what makes you think I was lying earlier?"
The fact that we haven't KNOWN any of the girls long enough for them to even start showing?

>>18402395
Wait, did I miss something?

Anyway, if there's time before breakfast, maybe we could invite Perrinne. Really, it's just one more mouth to feed, and she must get pretty lonely with nobody caring about her and all.

>>18402408
WORRY more about how we managed to get into her panties while she's still in tsun mode. There's a whole lot of shit not making sense going on here. There has to be trolling or bullshit going on somewhere here, because my brain isn't wrapping around how it's possible.

>>18402395

get out of our head!

>>18402395
Nanoha birthday stuff. Normal morning stuff. Possibly ponder Perrine.

>>18402395
Make sure the locket has phrases for every conceivable situation keyed in, anything from there being an erupting volcano in the background to her listening to a jazz duet.

The major deigned to join us for breakfast and we can worry about the hypothetical, potentially false but given LG probably true, Perrine situation when it comes up. I'm blaming future Hayate for this one.

I'm willing to bet LG got the idea from that Preggo-Perrine pic that's been flying around for weeks.

>>18402395
Head back, get ready for class, contemplate damage control.

Perrine thinks she's pregnant. good luck explaining that one guys. i gotta get some sleep.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18402395
> I'm male
Nononononono
> You will have to share

>>18402421
time passes differently in the bureau.
Hina spent to weeks in your homeworld while you only spent a day in the bureau

You need to clarify with one of the witches how long ago it was when you visited that dimension with the twins

>>18402445
I don't think she has a problem with the sharing.

She and Erica would have to fight it out over who wore the pants in the relationship though... And we would have to sell tapes of it for 10guptas a pop

>>18402395
At this rate we're going to have the entire 501st in our harem. And that's just ridiculous.

Although the SOFTNESS could act as a reserve pillow. Or maybe a primary pillow.

>>18402395
We got nothing to worry about, she never let us close enough for it to be possible. Since we don't know about Futuyate going to comfort Perrine in the night.

>>18402448
WORRY HARDER

>>18402454
I'm pretty sure we were able to in character guess from the context of her statements.

>>18402448
Here, maybe this'll get you in a different kick that hurts my brain less.

Guys.

I'm pretty sure Mio is trolling us, and our reaction would incapacitate her with laugher if she could see us.

Guys, what.

Get out of my head, major!

>>18402452
That isn't necessarily a bad thing...
I don't think Miyafuji really would join in though

>>18402454
That's our story and we are sticking to it

rolled 27 = 27

>>18402449
I meant that there'd be no reason for hayate to say "i'm male", much more probable he'd say "you'd have to share"

>>18402465
Adult Zucchini is too sexy to be legal.
I mean goddamn.

>>18402467
You will be my wife little boy

>>18402465
Damn she goes from HNNNG to YESBONER!

>>18402465
Huh. So that's what's going to happen when Luchinni gets to Advanced Classes and gets a jar of Ms. Melmo's candy.

>>18402466
It would give us a reason to forcibly draft her into our family, claiming that we needed to "take responsibility" but never explaining what that meant.

>>18402395
Return to the room and Majaik up some breakfast.

Have Nanoha sit in our lap, and drape the locket around her neck while whispering happy birthday.

>"It's been almost two months since I last saw him." Perrine talks to herself in bed, "Why can't I go and tell him after all this time?" #msq

GODDAMMIT LG, stop with the tweets!

An even better question is, if we had foreknowledge of the problem of Perrine getting preggers, and still went back and time and knocked her up...why would we do something like that?

>>18402465
>that pic
>every single time

>>18402494

FFF-

Landing, I know you're a fan of HUEHUEHUE, but I really don't think that a child is in the best interests of ANYONE at this point.

And unless Perinne gave it up to Futureyate on the very night she met him, then we don't need to worry.

>>18402502
We don't want to fuck with paradoxes?

>>18402488
Fuck that we are going into advanced classes.
WE need to steal that shit

>>18402502
Predestination
if she didnt get pregnant she wouldnt follow us to the bureau,
If she didnt follow us to the bureau, we woudnt know she got pregnant
And if we didnt know she was pregnant we woudnt go back in time to comfort her and get her pregnant that night

can we punch her in the stomach to make sure?

>>18402507
I honestly doubt we got her pregnant.

She probably thinks so but we either ate some no tadpole candies or used time majaik to stop it

>>18402519
Or Mio could just be fucking with us.

Either way, I say we find out. I've had enough of this "why is he with her and not me" stuff, anyway.

>>18402519
Why is all this wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff so mind raping?

Another tweet:
>[Dear, me. I'm sorry but it had to happen. I know you know that. Paradoxes and shit. now have fun. I know you will. -FH] #msq

WAT.

>>18402549
>>18402519
Don't forget.

[Dear, me. I'm sorry but it had to happen. I know you know that. Paradoxes and shit. now have fun. I know you will. -FH]

>"It's been almost two months since I last saw him." Perrine talks to herself in bed, "Why can't I go and tell him after all this time?"
Well that's one question answered for those of us with LG's twitter page open...

OH AND ALSO
ADULT LUCCHINI BEHOLD THE GLORY

>>18402549
It's less confusing if when you go back in time you just stay on the rails.

Currently we know we need to go out for lunch with Keima and spend a night with Perrine )possibly impregnating her)

Anybody remember anything else?

>>18402544
>I've had enough of this "why is he with her and not me" stuff, anyway.
Except none of that has come up in-character.
Hell, Hayate's only been able to interact with Perrine twice since she came to the Bureau.

>>18402571
Yeah, how about sending a note to our past self:
"Watch out for Mio Sakamoto; she LIES."

You pick up your folio and head back to the dorms.
You file away what the major said for later.

You arrive to find jakob almost done baking and the cake ingredients awaiting you.
The girls are still sound asleep.

Ursula is now snuggling Nanoha and Hina and Erica have thier hands in each others' pants.

The time is [6:12]

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18402559
Goddamnit. This is starting to make me regret ever wanting to fuck with the Tardis.
>>18402571
Woah, there comrade. We DON'T know if she's preggie. FH's message only says theres a paradox incoming. and it realtes to this. If we pla our cards right, we can change this to another path without paradoxes biting our ass.

>yeah im taking a leaf off Steins Gate here

>>18402583
>Attempting to dodge the issue entirely instead of finding out the truth

That'd make us exactly like our parents, who sold us for 150 million yen.

Guys, I think it's a safe bet that tweets are non-canon unless stated.

>>18402558
It's very simple. We go back to SW dimension and go back in time again, punch our own time-clone in the dick, tell Perrine to come and find us in our own dimension if she really feels left out, and that we may be kind of dense for a while but we'll come around if she's persistent.

Then we tell her not to tell us what we just did, wait for our time-clone to disappear, then go back to our own dimension. What could possibly go wrong? Or, you know, we could find out that Mio was STILL just fucking with us, and LG by extension.

>>18402571
We shall blast a mighty load in her that night.

And give Keima some advice about the future, nothing too direct but something vague and leaning towards "if things seem to be conspiring to get you and me together just go with it"

And maybe time stop and slip whiskey into his drink

>>18402598
Look utterly unsurprised at the sight in front of us, get cake made, quietly, hopefully without Nanoha waking up.

>>18402598
>Hina and Erica have thier hands in each others' pants.
Yep, everything's going just fine.

Time to make some breakfast.

>>18402598
Take pictures of Erica/Hina
Bake that cake like a boss.

Also consider giving Nanoha a big party tonight.

>>18402598
Shower, then breakfast.

>>18402598
Take a picture of the boarding action in process

Then get started on breakfast and cake

>>18402598
Bake the cake alongside some fudge, in order to hide the existence of the cake.
Giftwrap the locket, hide it in our folio.
Make breakfast, and lunches for the girls.

>>18402618
We were planning on it anyway I thought

>>18402598
Guys, I think if we even MIGHT have gotten someone pregnant that should take a pretty high priority.

Time shenanigans to investigate on a tight schedule, perhaps?

>>18402602
It's not dodging the issue when she's known to mess with people, and you are taking her at face value.

>>18402623
this, except NO FUDGE.
Do you want Shirou on our ass?

>>18402633
It is one of our current girlfriends birthday, the baby isn't going anywhere if it even exists for a few months yet at least

It can wait a day of two more while we figure out if Mio was fucking with us or not

>TIMETRAVEL HO!
We don't have the watch fixed yet and the Doctor probably isn't around.
>>18402604
>Perrine
But that's wrong. We go back, be NICE to her, and try to avoid stabbing the timeline in the gut.
>>18402623
>Fudge
NO NO NO
NO
NONONONONO

>>18402646
>avoid stabbing the timeline in the gut.
No, We stab *Perrine* in the gut.

No Womb, no problem.

>>18402494
>>18402557
Well. That puts Perrine's crying in bed earlier in a whole new light, doesn't it.

>>18402645
>birthday festivities
>potential fatherhood
I'd say one of these DRASTICALLY outweighs the other in its long-term implications.

>"I really should not have told him about that watch." The Doctor tells river as they fish. "There's no going back now" she answers. #msq

>>18402571
Oops, forgot about tag-team kissing the twins.

>>18402661
Exactly, Long-term. We've got a few months to figure out what to do before it becomes too visible an issue.

>>18402661
Yes, it does. The one with the pink mountain-destroying beam comes first. Being disintegrated today will play hell with the time stream, don't you think?