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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Take her Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)08:15 No.18391342  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "Im sorry..."
    You hold her tighter, your arms wrapping her in a warm embrace.
    "It's okay. Really, It's okay. Im safe. You're safe."
    You turn her head up to look her in the eyes.
    "Also, those wings you had were beautiful."

    The two of you sat like that for what seemed like hours.
    Her tears finally drying out, and her sobbing dying down.
    "Are you okay now?" you ask her.
    "Y-yeah." she answers with a weak smile, but a smile nonetheless.
    "Great." you give her one final hug before you stand up and begin walking towards the door.
    "I'll give you some privacy now. If you ever need anything just call out to me and I'll be here in an instant."

    As you turned the doorknob and opened the door, you don't hear her feet as she followed you.
    You feel her fingers reach for your sleeve.
    From behind you, you hear her say,
    "H-hey.. Will y-you take me..."

    >lol unexpected delay of an hour
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)08:16 No.18391347
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And the crying has stopped.

    You think you just heard his voice.
    Opening your door a crack, you listen in to confirm this.
    "Take me.." you hear the other girl say
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:17 No.18391351

    Should probably take her to our room or lock the door and barricade it and the windows as well.

    Who knows when Shirou will cock-block us!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:19 No.18391355
    "Take you where?"

    Ask for confirmation, THEN take her.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:19 No.18391356
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    welcome back.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:23 No.18391362

    Also, welcome back.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:24 No.18391365
    Ahhh, obliviousness.

    Welcome back, LG! We missed you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)08:24 No.18391366
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    You stand there, your hand around the doorknob and her door half open.
    You can feel her fingers shaking as she holds your sleeve.
    Down the hall you hear the soft closing of another door.

    Her words are clear as day in your mind.
    "Take me" she said.
    Hina is distraught right now, that bad experience during training possibly affecting her greatly.
    She may not mean what she's saying. But then again, she could be.

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:31 No.18391386
    Argh, complicated emotional questions, why u do this?

    ...Okay, at risk of inducing intense emotional trauma on this girl, i'll say let's go for it. But we stop the moment she looks hesitant, unsure or scared. No need to push her.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:32 No.18391390
    Embrace her, calm her down, then ask her 'take you where?'
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:33 No.18391392

    How about we just kiss her and embrace her bit no hanky panky stuff. Do the emotional support and love stuff. the adult stuff can wait when she's hasn't been through an emotional rollercoaster ride in the last hour or so.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:34 No.18391396

    i'll second this.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:34 No.18391397
    No, we're not oblivious. We've never been. At least not to that extent. Goddamn, we spent the first few sessions tossing sausage innuendo back and forth with Erica.

    We're not on Team "What is a vagina" here. We're on team "Suave and intelligent enough to have a fucking harem".

    Not to mention that making light of her request right now can only make things horribly worse for her fairly shaken mental state. Just no.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:36 No.18391404
    Hold her tight for a minute or two, then take her to our flat. She doesn't want to be left alone.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:38 No.18391408

    "We can do as much as you want when you've calmed down a little. I'm not one to take advantage of a scared, crying girl."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:42 No.18391424
    Let's go slowly. We want to take her seriously, but not rush in to something she'll regret later.

    Take it a bit at a time, a bit of hugging and kissing for a while first. Give her time to think it out and back out if she's not ready.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)08:42 No.18391425
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    You softly close the door and turn around.
    You put your arms around her and just hold her to calm her down.
    She leans in to your embrace.
    A few moments later you ask her, "Where do you want me to take you?"

    **ROLL EM**

    >jesus christ 10 captcha tries
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:44 No.18391431
    rolled 44 = 44

    Oh god imminent failure.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/20/12(Tue)08:44 No.18391433
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    Second this. She needs time to settle, and someone to help her with it.

    also to the anon who requested the chibi, heres the first draft.
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:45 No.18391438

    So much for those other actions. Let's see whether we've screwed this up big time or not.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:45 No.18391440
    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/20/12(Tue)08:45 No.18391442
    rolled 86 = 86

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:46 No.18391447
    rolled 64 = 64


    Frack. Forgot, email field, email field.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:47 No.18391451
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:47 No.18391452
    rolled 94 = 94

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:48 No.18391453
    rolled 79 = 79


    And the chicks as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:49 No.18391455
    Okay, everyone, stop rolling unless you're in it for the hue hue hue.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:49 No.18391456
    Cool thanks drawbro
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:50 No.18391460
    rolled 82 = 82

    >implying there's another reason to play
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)08:53 No.18391469
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    She looks up at you. her previously shy expression changes quickly to confused then onto determined.
    "Take me to your room, please." she says, "I... I have something to tell you and the others."
    "Of course." you answer her with your arms around each other.

    [ ]teleport
    [ ]stairs
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:55 No.18391476
    Like a boss.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:55 No.18391478
    Damnit. DAMNIT.
    If we take the stairs, we'll run into Perrine, and she'll get angry. But if we teleport to the room, we'll leave Perrine alone...

    Fuck it, I'm over it. Teleport. We'll focus on Perrine after Hina (Or perhaps after Keima)
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:55 No.18391479
    [x] teleport
    Maybe ask her to close her eyes first though.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:55 No.18391483
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:56 No.18391485
    >after Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:56 No.18391486
    Teleport it like a baws, we can deal with an enraged Perrinne later
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:56 No.18391489
    >or perhaps during Keima
    faux-twincest whoo hoo
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/20/12(Tue)08:57 No.18391494
    [x] teleport

    Yeah I dont think we would like to deal with Perrine as she is.
    Dont mention it. Sorry for being shitty.
    Any more request?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:58 No.18391498

    She is fast approaching critical mass, she and Keima will probably both hit that point around the same time
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:59 No.18391505
    >critical mass
    >chubby Perrine
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)08:59 No.18391506
    Well from memory there was Man Candy and taing Ted
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)08:59 No.18391508
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    "Hold on tight." you tell her. "We're going there the fast way."
    She hangs onto you, and you tighten your embrace around her.
    Using Erica as a way-point, you teleport.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:00 No.18391510
    And fuse together, finally mixing the two halves of one person into the Perfect Being. And it wants our bitches.

    Our BBEG has been created.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:00 No.18391514
    >Using Erica as a way-point
    Oh no...
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:01 No.18391520
    No it wants us and attempts to dispose of our bitches leaving us with a tearful choice of our life or theirs

    Which we actually take no time in deciding to sacrifice ourselves
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:02 No.18391525
    >sacrifice ourselves
    Without a second thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:03 No.18391532
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)09:07 No.18391555
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And right now your leaning against your closed door.

    There is only silence from the room besides you.
    The room where you heard their voices form.
    It's quiet. Too quiet.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:08 No.18391563
    >Too quiet
    Too quiet for them to be fucking, so what the hell are they doing!?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:09 No.18391566
    I wish we could call on Futuyate, but no. We must learn to take these problems on our own, and by extension, learn how to solve them.

    They 'ported the fuck outta Dodge. weren't you paying attention?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:09 No.18391571
    Of course I was, I was trying to continue the narration of Perrine's thoughts. Weren't you paying attention?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:11 No.18391575
    Oh, I'm sure I should have known that, due to the obvious way of telling you were speaking from her perspective. Pay attention.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)09:11 No.18391577
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And you are sitting on the floor.

    You strain your ears to hear what's going on in her room.
    But it's as if your ears have stopped working.
    There is only the sound of your own heart beating.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:13 No.18391588
    Aww... Damnit, this is torture. Perrine may act like a bitch at times, but at the moment she's completely vulnerable. And we broke her heart without realizing it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)09:13 No.18391589
    Aw, damnit.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:14 No.18391594

    2 GUPTAS.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:14 No.18391600
    Keima or Hayate is gonna appear behind her in 5
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:14 No.18391601
    Aaand now we cut back to Hayate, just in time to make us feel like shit without resolving anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:14 No.18391602
    Stab Butler for not being Sakamoto
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)09:16 No.18391611
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    You and Hina land in your room to find the smell of food cooking.
    The three girls are in the kitchen preparing a meal.

    As one, they turn to look at the two of you standing there holding each other.

    "Hi." Erica says as she holds up the knife she was cutting potatoes with. "What's going on?"

    [ ]talk
    [ ]let Hina talk
    [ ]get the knife away from her
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:16 No.18391612
    Or Jakob walks up behind her...
    Shit maybe it wasn't futuyate who turned up originally but J in Laplace mode?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:17 No.18391619
    HELP. I am feeling bad for Perrinne
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:17 No.18391621
    Let Hina talk. We are a gentleman, after all.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)09:17 No.18391623
    "Hina said she wanted to talk to us."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:18 No.18391625
    >[✓]let Hina talk
    And casually walk up and take the knife.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:18 No.18391629
    Nobody's going to comment on this hivemind? No one? Really? Okay then.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:18 No.18391632
    [✓]get the knife away from her
    Let me do that for you, Erica
    Girls, Hina has something she needs to talk to you about
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:18 No.18391634
    "Hina said she wanted to talk with you, so I teleported here."
    First, defuse the situation. Then let Hina talk.
    Maybe take the knife from Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:24 No.18391666
    Switching to this

    minus >>18391632
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:28 No.18391689
    Going with the flow.
    Hina talks we take over cooking and knife handling from Erica
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)09:32 No.18391712
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    You remove your arms from around Hina, she keeps her arms around your torso still.
    You gently pry them off you and take her arm.
    "Hina said, she had a something to tell us."
    You tell Erica as you walk towards her to try and get the knife out of her hands.
    Ursula, and Nanoha just listen in without saying anything.
    "And?" Erica says as she just stands there, the large kitchen knife still in her hands. "What is it?"

    You reach for the knife, and she obligingly hands it to you.
    "I'll continue cooking." you tell them "Why don't you sit at the table and talk?"

    Nanoha and Erica oblige you and they lead Hina off to the table, Ursula stays where she was watching over a steak on the stove.
    "I'll just listen in from here." she tells you.

    At the table, Erica wastes no time.
    "So, what's this about?" you hear her ask Hina.
    "I realized this earlier.." Hina takes a deep breath, "I love him."

    Silence fills the room, only the sizzling of the food cooking could be heard.
    "I see..." Erica tells her as she reaches over the table

    ***ROLL EM***
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)09:33 No.18391716
    Don't take over the cooking, they wanted to surprise us with
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:33 No.18391717
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:33 No.18391720
    rolled 9 = 9

    Cat fight!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:33 No.18391722
    rolled 35 = 35

    Welp. Here goes.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:34 No.18391725
    rolled 59 = 59

    Let the dappering COMMENCE!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:34 No.18391726
    rolled 71 = 71

    Well it is in the process of cooking, the girls are busy and someone has to watch the food.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:34 No.18391729
    rolled 44 = 44

    Great success?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:34 No.18391731
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:35 No.18391735
    rolled 32 = 32

    Dice Gods, give us our daily successes and deliver us not unto the HUEHUE's,
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:35 No.18391738
    rolled 82 = 82

    Hoping for best outcome.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:36 No.18391740
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:36 No.18391741
    rolled 3 = 3

    /tg dice, you want more pathos, don't you. You're just going to set Hayate up for an even bigger fall later on.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:36 No.18391742
    rolled 58 = 58

    Hayate is so surprised that he cuts his hand - badly.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:36 No.18391744
    rolled 55 = 55

    Rolling, god damn you.>>18391740
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:37 No.18391749
    rolled 26 = 26

    Sexual gauntlet. Heh. Does it vibrate?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:37 No.18391750
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:37 No.18391752
    rolled 35 = 35

    If anything, self-loathing and pessimism please the dice gods more than confidence or supplications.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:38 No.18391754
    rolled 65 = 65

    Well then fuck your shit Dice Gods, I don't care anymore. It'll mess up, like the rest of my rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:39 No.18391757
    rolled 87 = 87

    Parts of it vibrate. Not the parts you would expect.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:39 No.18391759
    Muy bueno is if she does the same with Perrinne at the same time
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/20/12(Tue)09:39 No.18391760
    rolled 62 = 62

    Okay . . .

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:39 No.18391761
    rolled 44 = 44

    Dem wrist joints.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:40 No.18391766
    See! Now you've got it.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:40 No.18391770
    rolled 96 = 96

    Erica is SO going to use this to dominate Perrine, sticking it (literally) to the stuck up girl.
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    rolled 52 = 52

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:41 No.18391777
    rolled 89 = 89

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:41 No.18391780
    So who is thinking triple twins they were?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:42 No.18391784
    rolled 31 = 31

    We have found a better method of pleasing the Dice Gods!

    Sexual implication! That's why Kraus was giving us luck!

    Let's see if it works.

    Sexual. Relations. With. Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:42 No.18391790
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:43 No.18391794
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:43 No.18391796
    No! We're not going to do anything which might expand our Swag further.
    We've got enough problems as it is, and we need to concentrate on our studies and training, both physical and majaikal.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:43 No.18391797
    rolled 48 = 48

    You need a better image than that

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:44 No.18391802
    rolled 51 = 51

    hey guys. I save the day.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:44 No.18391804
    rolled 25 = 25

    Funny, it works. I wonder how far it will go...

    ...Keima and Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:44 No.18391808
    And nothing says we can't do that while expanding the swag? Let's be honest we have been slack on training because we chose to be. We had options to do more than just fuck around
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)09:45 No.18391813
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    "I see..." Erica tells her as she reaches over the table to squeeze Hina's hand.
    "And you only just realized it now?"

    "W-what?" she asks Erica flabbergasted.
    "Well.. It was pretty obvious." she answers with a smirk. "We were all just waiting for you to come out and say it."
    Nanoha smiles at Hina and Ursula nods.

    [ ]*gasp*
    [ ]quiet acceptance
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:46 No.18391818
    Hey we joined up for all the bitches
    If you want serious business quest I am sure it is running
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:46 No.18391821
    >[✓]quiet acceptance
    Just kinda nod, it was pretty obvious, we were just way too polite to call her on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:47 No.18391823
    We're now at four-and-zero. Five-and-one incoming.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:47 No.18391825
    Each person added is one more person that we need to devote time to.
    Also, the more people, the more time we have to spend coordinating and smoothing over interactions.

    It will get to a point where we will have to choose between further training or a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:48 No.18391832
    Quiet acceptance. Perhaps say "It's good to see you being honest to yourself, finally."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:49 No.18391834
    [x]quiet acceptance
    And continue cooking.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:49 No.18391835
    We've always said that if we're getting stretched too thin, we'll stop accepting new people into the family. I'm thinking that will happen at 5&1 or, for those Yuki diehards, 6&1.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:49 No.18391836
    [x] other
    "I didn't want to pull you into this before you were ready."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:50 No.18391844
    [X]quiet acceptance
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:51 No.18391847
    But we can't do that. The whole reason we're doing this is because we wanted to make sure no one that we treasured never felt lonely again. That's why we need to keep expanding.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:53 No.18391852
    >no one that we treasured never felt lonely again
    And we explicitly stated as a caveat to EVERY SINGLE PERSON WE TALKED TO ABOUT IT that if we feel like we're being stretched too thin, that if we can't handle more people fairly, we won't be accepting new people. This isn't some new thing. This is a persistent caveat.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:53 No.18391856
    Dude, we said we would only keep accepting people to a point each time we explained the whole harem thing to a curious person.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:54 No.18391859
    Obviously we need to make sure our harem members are with each other, as well. Nanoha hasn't been without Ursula or Erica lately, has she?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:56 No.18391871
    Our whole character idea for the family was so no no one felt lonely or unloved. We can handle all these people we just need to stop trying to spend every waking moment with them, they are not children they will lead their own lives the only big thing is they all sleep in our bed and love us
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)09:56 No.18391873
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    Hina turns to you, a vivid red blush creeping across her face.
    You just smile at her and nod.
    She blushes further but still manages to smile back at you.

    "So," Erica catches her attention again. "You know about our little family right?"
    Hina nods, of course she knows, she's known about it since that night she first slept over at your place.
    "Well, what do you want to do about your feelings?" Erica asks.

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:57 No.18391879
    rolled 99 = 99

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:57 No.18391881
    And here comes the self-hate train whoooohooooo.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:57 No.18391883
    Actually that never came up
    The caveat was the girls had the final say yes or no and we wouldn't choose one person over another

    The Swagtanic is steaming ahead like it or not, pele just need to stop trying to make Hayate's life revolve around spending all his time with his harem. We have a life outside them just as they have a life outside of us
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:58 No.18391884
    Well, I believe it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:58 No.18391888
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:58 No.18391892
    rolled 5 = 5

    Oh god, this is all going to blow up in our face, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:58 No.18391893
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:59 No.18391894
    Fuck you and your horse too.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)09:59 No.18391898
    A limit only came up as the girls deciding on it

    We said we wanted no one to feel lonely because we felt had lived that way for so long

    Our "limit" was people trying to keep us to themselves either we are shared with everyone or they don't get us
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:00 No.18391901
    Hole in one, one hit KO, headshot, perfect win!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:01 No.18391906
    rolled 64 = 64

    Can you guys stop projecting your own desires on the rest of the thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:01 No.18391907
    And an explicit limit on not accepting more people than we can handle, because that would be unfair to everyone. Read the fucking archives, mate.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:01 No.18391910
    We had plans for a junior harem and the main one, we have plans for a swag palace the size of the dorms. Stir has been brewing far too long for a few people to decide they don't want it and we all give it up
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:02 No.18391915
    rolled 6 = 6

    Bunnymode party.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:04 No.18391926
    More than we can handle
    Seems like we handle everything pretty damn well
    And we have lots more time than everyone thinks

    We are just approaching one month, we have in at time been diverted to spending all that time with the girls because people thought they needed constant attention.

    Believe it or not people don't need to be hanging off you 24/7 to still love you and want to be with you

    Also fuck you we voted first thread that we were in it for all the bitches, I should know since I was there that is our course and it is locked in
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:06 No.18391935
    I was there too, mate. Don't go trying to wave your anonymous e-peen around, it's quite unsavory. Even if we're in it for the bitches, there is such a thing as too much. I'm not saying we've reached it - we haven't. But in going from Erica, Ursula, Nanoha to 5&1, we'll have literally doubled the number of people. Even if we aren't spending constant time with them, that's still a massive increase, and likely as much as Hayate can reasonably handle.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)10:07 No.18391938
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    "I.." Hina says as she locks eyes with Erica "I want to be with him."
    "I want to be beside him, I want to spend my days with him, I want to love him." She says.

    "You do realize he won't be yours alone right?" Erica tells her. "You will have to share with us, as we do with each other right now."
    "Yes. I know." Hina answers
    "Well, can you do that?"
    "I... I can" she answers with determination.
    "Okay. Stay on the couch for now. The girls and I have to talk." She tells her as she and Nanoha head back into the kitchen.

    "You." she tells you as she once again takes over her share of the cooking. "Stay on the couch with Hina. Let us finish up here as we talk."
    "Sure." you answer her and join Hina on the couch.

    You take your seat beside Hina and she automatically leans against your shoulder.
    "S-sorry for putting you through all of this." she tells you, "But I really do love you."
    "You're sweet, caring, a gentleman, and you always have my back. I guess that's what drew me to you."

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:08 No.18391941

    There really isn't any point in pretending this is anything but Waifu Sex Quest now.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:08 No.18391943
    rolled 26 = 26

    Hug her and pet her hair. That's what she needs.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:09 No.18391947
    It's fine Hina, not everyone can come out and say what they think or feel. I am glad you did though, it is never good to keep things like that bottled up
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:10 No.18391956
    "You're not putting me through anything. We're doing this together, all of us. Part of it is my fault anyway; I'm just too damn irresistible."
    And give her a big grin.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:11 No.18391957
    Pretty much. Might of started as boy in a skirt quest but it has changed along the way.

    I told everyone this was going to happen when we got back into actual threads though rather than just planning where we had the small number who want to do other things
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:11 No.18391958
    Hum something slow and gentle and deep too.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:12 No.18391961
    >I told everyone this was going to happen
    Go ego wank somewhere else. You can feel vindicated if and when it's actual voting time.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:12 No.18391964
    I am hoping once we get to field training and placement it calms down a bit I won't hold my breath though
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:13 No.18391971
    Screw you, I said in both the planning threads this shit would start up the moment someone brought it up in the actual quests.

    Seems like I was proven right already
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:15 No.18391979
    rolled 14 = 14

    "There's nothing to apologize for, Hina. I'm just happy that you know what you want."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:15 No.18391987
    >I said
    See, there's the problem, you're an anon. Stop trying to wave your e-peen around. I don't have a problem with what an anon in the planning threads said. I have a problem with you trying to inflate your own ego by laying claim to it, valid or otherwise. Go be a namefag/tripfag if you want to fellate yourself in threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:16 No.18391997
    Yeah, I enjoy this quest but all of the waifu bullshit is putting me off.

    This was alot more fun in the early threads, but if /tg/ is given a chance at a harem option, they will ALWAYS go for it. ALWAYS. Even if it ruins some of the fun for everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:17 No.18391998
    >Huggle her.
    You putting me through this? Isn't that my line?
    >kiss her on the top of her head
    This'll all be over with soon, and then we can be official.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:18 No.18392006
    We will have to see Mike about another transfer order I guess?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)10:19 No.18392012
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    You put your arm around her.
    "It's okay. It takes a lot for someone to let their feelings out, and you did it in front of the other girls. I thank you for that, and I want you to know that I also think of you as someone important to me."
    She snuggles deeper into your arms.

    "Thank you Hayate..."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:19 No.18392013
    y'know folks here's an idea, we've a pretty good sized harem here. Its time to accelerate our training. Lets get fully trained and agent qualified.
    We've got a sufficient supply of bitches.
    Its time for the other half of James Bond
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:19 No.18392016

    It wasn't that fucking hard to figure out. I mean, as soon as OP let us have sex with Erica, it was obvious that /tg/ would take every opportunity to try and fuck every female character encountered in the quest. Once you open the door to ERP, that's what becomes the focus.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:20 No.18392024
    Suddenly realized that they're cooking for US on White Day.

    That is not how this shit is supposed to go down.

    Be indignant and try to insist on cooking for THEM, then be quickly shushed by Ursula and pulled back down to the couch.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:21 No.18392026
    I thought we were heading more the batman route but majaikal James Bond / Batman sounds utterly awesome

    Doubt LG will let us skip the rest of training though, it sort of is important to how he has panned things out
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:23 No.18392039
    i just know the first BBEG is gonna try and ruin this for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:23 No.18392041
    If we are to become batman our parents need to be dead..... Time for Nanoha to visit the HnG dimension maybe?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:24 No.18392050
    I think it will be A-tan and that is more than likely her plan

    LG mentioned her castle involving a clock though
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:25 No.18392055
    Which James Bond, though?
    And I thought we were going more towards a Batman-style in terms of always being prepared and always having a plan.
    Though I can see us being like Sean Connery-James Bond, devices to always get us out of binds and getting through missions with suave and class.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)10:26 No.18392061
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    You wake up at 4am as you have trained yourself to.
    After a quick shower and a change of clothes, you head down through the mansion to prepare breakfast.

    Today, you're making Nagi some pancakes and bacon for breakfast, and bentos for the two of your for lunch at school.

    In the kitchen you find Tama drinking a cup of coffee.
    "Sup, debt-pile." he greets you in his usual cocky manner.
    "Good morning Tama. Is Maria still in bed?" you ask him
    "Yep. Nagi played Mon-Hun all night again, they went to sleep at around 3."
    "Great, now she won't have energy to go to school again." you say in frustration.
    You decide to add blueberries to the pancakes to give her that extra kick she needs.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:27 No.18392065
    Well I thought more Pierce Brosnan, we have swag but we are in no way manly enough to pull off Connory
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)10:27 No.18392068
    Oh god, it's happening again
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:28 No.18392072
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:28 No.18392073
    Wonder with a start where the fuck we are, realize we're back in our home dimension, do everything in our means to get back to our family.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:29 No.18392082
    Hmmm, if we're in Hayate's canon, Hina should be around somewhere...
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:29 No.18392083
    Didn't someone mention us probably scanning Hamster and Nagi for majaikal potential a while back? Probably no use since Tama lives with Nagi so he would know if she had potential
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:30 No.18392085
    But this Hayate doesn't remember any of that because it never happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:31 No.18392097
    Or this is his Canon catching up with him in his sleep again. It happened when we wiped ourselves out in SWD remember?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)10:32 No.18392106
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    You spend about an hour cooking everything.
    A little while later, you hear the soft tapping of Maria's shoes down the hall.
    Tama hides his cup and goes down on all fours as he mews like a cat.
    "Good morning Maria-san." you greet her as she walks into the kitchen in her maid uniform "Did you sleep well?"
    "Not a bit." she answers "That child kept us up all night with her video games again."
    "I see." you answer her with a sweatdrop forming on the side of your head. "Would you like to have some breakfast first? I made pancakes."
    "Sure." she tells you as the two of you sit down to eat.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:33 No.18392118
    What exactly the fuck is Mon-Hun anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:34 No.18392124
    Monster Hunter

    It's a game franchise.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:36 No.18392138
    Ah thanks, I never heard of it.
    Sucks living in small town nowhere because it is harder to find out about games other than COD MMMXCXCCCVVIVIXL this time in soviet space!

    At least games most new games are on steam etc now
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/20/12(Tue)10:37 No.18392147
    >"Do it. Now."
    > "This is as best time as any."

    Uhh . . .LG?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:39 No.18392161
    [X] Crazy Ivan?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:39 No.18392166
    So this is where Hayate would be if he was Canon Hayate.
    Are we seeing some kind of meta-synchronization between the two Hayate's?
    If Hayate remembers it this time, I think we should bring it up with Mike, or at least, with our therapist.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:40 No.18392170
    Well we have done it before twice iirc.
    Probably a good idea to talk to the doctor, Shinji or Mike about it
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:40 No.18392171
    And then we woke up covered in bitches.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)10:40 No.18392172
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    "So, How goes school?" She asks you over a glass of orange juice.
    "Well, It was hard at first, but after i started allowing for extra time to study I think I could keep up." you answer her.
    "That's good. If you ever need help studying, you could always call on me. I wasn't in Hakuo for nothing you know."

    Time passed by quickly over breakfast.
    After doing some of your morning chores you decide to wake Nagi up.

    "Milady, It's time to get ready for school," you tell her as she lies in the bed cradling a PSP.
    "Nooo... I need to get that armor." she answers sleepily as she burrows deeper into the sheets.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]get maria
    [ ]take PSP away
    [ ]carry her down to breakfast
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:41 No.18392176
    Including our Canon bitches
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:42 No.18392185
    Taking the psp away will just get her to fall asleep
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:42 No.18392186
    Carry her down.

    She can play her game until she is at the table. Not a moment afterwards. She DOES have to go to school after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:42 No.18392187
    >[✓]carry her down to breakfast
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:42 No.18392190
    [x] Carry. Fireman carry.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:43 No.18392191
    [x] Carry her down to breakfast
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:44 No.18392198
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:44 No.18392200
    >"And now we watch."
    dis gun b good.gif
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:45 No.18392207
    >Fireman carry
    >Our lady
    I fucking hope you meant princess carry, you two bit horse thief.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:46 No.18392212
    Come on guys, spoiling the twitter fun means less shock once we hit the big reveal
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:47 No.18392219
    I think it sounds more like someone/thing is manipulating us in the background, and the tweets are basically real-time discussions of said thing/one.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:49 No.18392226
    Yeah I know, just i wanted a big "my mind is full of fuck" moment for those no on his twitter
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)10:53 No.18392251
    Curiouser, and curiouser.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/20/12(Tue)10:54 No.18392254
    [x]take psp
    [x]carry her
    bonus if she wakes up while were carrying her
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:55 No.18392257
    My money is on Editors
    Dicks that they are
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:56 No.18392263
    That reminds me, anyone got a link to LG's twitter? I think I lost it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)10:56 No.18392267
    She's already awake. She's been awake ALL NIGHT playing her blasted vidya james
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)10:56 No.18392269
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    You carry her down to breakfast, she's still cradling the PSP and trying to press buttons half-asleep.
    "I dun wanna go to skoool" she objects softly.
    "But you must Milady." you tell her as you set her down on a chair.
    Maria walks up to her and takes away the PSP.
    "Nagi! Stop playing that and get ready for school." she tells your mistress firmly.
    "I already went the other day." she answers with a pout.
    "And you will do so again today. Exams are coming up fast and you will need to get ready."
    "I want a reward." she tells you.
    "A what, milady?" you ask.
    "A reward. I want a reward if I go to school today."
    "Okay, and what would you want?"
    "I want you to take me to the beach."
    "This Sunday?"
    "No. Tonight. Like we did last New Years."
    "I will gladly oblige you Milady."

    This brightens her up quite a bit and getting her ready for school proceeds faster than you expected.
    A couple of minutes later, and the two of you are on the bike about to push off.
    "Really, Hayate," maria scolds you as she sees you off, "You spoil her too much."
    "That is a butler's job, Maria-san." you tell her before you begin pedaling away
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)10:59 No.18392283
    >fat file name
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:02 No.18392294
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:03 No.18392297

    But yeah, wonder who's mindfucking us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)11:03 No.18392299
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    You arrive at Hakuo quickly, your strong legs propelling the bike at insane speeds.

    You let Nagi off and push the bike to the gym.
    As you park the gold plated bike at the bike racks beside the Gym, your homeroom teacher approaches you.
    "Hey, Ayasaki." she calls out to you. "Lend me some money will ya? I lost all my dough at mahjong again."

    [ ]nope
    [ ]how about no?
    [ ]lol screw that
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:03 No.18392303
    That's a nice quest you have....
    Would be a shame if anything happened to it..
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:04 No.18392306
    Again? How about no
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:05 No.18392309
    "Sure, just give me five thousand yen and I'll loan you five thousand yen."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:05 No.18392310
    Sorry, but I'm broke today.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)11:05 No.18392311
    "Money? Who has that? I'm in millions of debt, I sure don't have any money."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)11:08 No.18392327
    In other words, [x]NOPE
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:11 No.18392341
    I am sorry but we have important matters to attend to. Namely, we must have Nagi awake and ready before class starts. . three minutes ago that is.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)11:15 No.18392357
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    "Sorry, but I'm broke today." you tell her as you walk away.
    "When will you have cash then, I can wait." she calls out
    "Maybe in a bout 40 years."

    Classes for that morning went well, you spied Nagi hiding a psp in her desk though. you will have to remember to talk to her about that at lunch.

    Lunch came, and Isumi drags Nagi away before you could confront her.
    "You go ahead and have lunch Hayate," your mistress tells you "We need to discuss the next scenario in our manga."
    YOu only had enough time to hand her her lunch before they disappear down the hall.

    You think of where you should eat.
    [ ]cafeteria
    [ ]outside
    [ ]in the room
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:16 No.18392361
    Outside sounds nice. Lets eat out there.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:17 No.18392365
    Outside in the sun.
    It is such a beautiful day after all
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:18 No.18392370
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)11:23 No.18392397
    In the room. See if Nagi left her PSP behind. So we can confiscate it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)11:26 No.18392414
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    >[x] outside
    You head outside to enjoy the beautiful day.
    After picking out a spot under one of the trees near the pond, you begin to eat.
    "Hey Hayata! Whatcha got there?" Segawa Izumi calls out to you accompanied by the two that always seems to be with her.
    "Oh, I'm just having lunch." you answer her.
    They sit themselves down around you and also begin to eat whatever they brought.
    "That looks good." Risa says.
    "Yeah, did you cook that?" Miki asks you.
    "Yes, I did." you asnwer them.
    "I kinda want to try it." Izumi tells you as she bites down into one of two hamburgers she's holding.
    "Please, feel free to have some," you tell her as you offer her your bento.
    "Hayata-kun." Risa tells you with a wag of her fingers. "You should feed her. she can't use the chopsticks with her hands full like that."

    [ ]feed her
    [ ]don't feed her
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:27 No.18392418

    [x]don't feed her
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)11:28 No.18392425
    What the hell, [x]feed her
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:29 No.18392428
    [x]feed her
    Risa has a point.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:29 No.18392429

    [x] Feed her

    "Ok, Izumi-san, say ahhhhhh"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:30 No.18392435
    Feed her
    Act oblivious to the implications
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:31 No.18392440
    If this is the Canon Hayate, then he IS oblivious to the implications.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)11:33 No.18392446
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    "ah yes, of course. How rude of me to not notice."
    You hold out a meatball on the end of your chopsticks.
    "B-but.. B-but." she objects
    "Now. Now. izumi, it's rude to keep someone waiting you know." Miki tells her friend.
    "Yeah. Yeah." Risa adds
    Izumi blushes a deep red and finally accepts the food you offer.
    "What exactly is going on here?" You hear someone ask from the side.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)11:33 No.18392447
    Non-Bureau Hayate doesn't have to act oblivious
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:34 No.18392454
    "Izumi-san simply requested to sample some of my cooking, and I obliged."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:35 No.18392455
    I had forgotten that

    Izumi San was about to put my balls in her mouth, that's all
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)11:36 No.18392461
    "And as you can see, her hands are full."
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    You turn to see the famous and popular student council president walking up to you.
    "Ah, Hinagiku-san." you greet her as izumi tries to hid her face behind her hamburgers. "Care to join us for lunch?"

    She ignores you and turns to the three other girls.
    "Are you mooching off hayate again?" she asks.
    "Of course not." Miki answers.
    "N-No.. He offered us food, t-then he f-fed me." Izumi adds.
    "I think you just want him to feed you too Hina." Risa says with a grin.
    "Do you want some too Hinagiku-san?" you ask her as you stand up, another meatball grasped in between your chopsticks.
    "I-I don't... I h-have my own lunch, see?" she says as she holds up a bottle of milk and a sandwich.
    "Ah, your hands are also full, here let me feed you." you tell her as you advance towards her.
    "Here, say aaaah"

    She consents and takes the food as well, her face a bright crimson sea.
    After she's chewed and swallowed the meatball, she says,
    "T-thank you, Hayate.."
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/20/12(Tue)11:40 No.18392474
    Nope. He needs to

    >[x] Wake up
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:41 No.18392481
    So how do my balls taste like?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)11:42 No.18392489
    I was wondering if Hina was going to turn up.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:42 No.18392490
    You like my balls? Here, try the sausage
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:43 No.18392491
    "How was it? I admit, I was not too confident about them this morning, and I would like a second opinion."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)11:46 No.18392501
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    "Thank you Hayate..." Hina tells you as she reaches out to hold your hand.

    The two of you sit on the couch in silence waiting for the girls to finish cooking and talking.

    "Time for dinner!" Nanoha pulls you and Hina to the table.
    Everyone starts to eat without much in terms of conversation.
    It is up to you to break the ice.

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:47 No.18392506
    "...did anyone else feel a bit of duality there?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:47 No.18392507

    "So, anything interesting happen today?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)11:49 No.18392517
    Finally something that isn't outright innuendo
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:50 No.18392521
    Blink a few times
    Then get on with asking everyone about their days
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:50 No.18392522
    To Ursula.
    "So, how was your day? How's that prototype coming along?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)11:53 No.18392540
    Guess were not getting two new german transfer students, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)11:54 No.18392543
    You lost me there bro
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    "so uhh.. How was everyone's day?" you ask them.
    "We wen't bowling." Nanoha tells you. "The guy Max introduced to us was good. Only Vita came close to his score."
    "Who was it?" you ask her.
    "I don't know. Everyone just called him 'The Dude'." she answers you. "He's also an instructor for advanced classes they say. But he was out of rotation for some time. Maybe he'll teach you guys when you go into advanced."
    "Maybe." you answer her.

    "Ursula, how goes that prototype?"
    "I have modified a second striker unit. the first one will be used as a baseline for further modded ones." she answers you as she shows you some diagrams using holos "I might need your help again some time this week for test flights."
    "Of course. Just call me when you need me."

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:09 No.18392641
    Oh, hey, guys.
    Remember that we told Kraus to keep a techno-majaikal eye on our majaik reserves as we used majaik, to try to track down whatever it is that's sucking it up?
    We should check to see if he's noticed anything, later.

    Maybe he'll be able to find something during our combat trials on Saturday.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:11 No.18392654
    "Erica, I didn't know you cooked. What's the occasion? I would have gladly put dinner together."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:12 No.18392662
    Ask Erica about her ass that just wont quit.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:12 No.18392665
    ...what? What does that even mean?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:14 No.18392684
    Seconding this.
    Also, what kind of concoction that she made out of potatoes did she make for us? I am all too eager to hear what she made for us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)12:15 No.18392693
    Well, it all depends, really, on how... involved these flashsides are. If they're back to pure canon, it's one thing, but if they're also being affected by Hayate's experiences in the Bureau, then it isn't entirely unreasonable that people we've gotten to know would be included. Thus, inserting Erica and Ursula as transfer/exchange students.

    Anyway, IF we recall any of that, we need to talk to Mike about it, as soon as is reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:18 No.18392712
    It means she can have sex all night long without easily tiring. He's just being silly.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:25 No.18392763
    Ah ok, that is an interesting question since first one we did remember the whole bureau situation but on this one nothing of the like came up.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:35 No.18392843
    Getting somewhat back on track ask Erica how she knows to cook things other than potatoes
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)12:36 No.18392846
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    "Erica, I didn't know you cooked. What's the occasion? I would have gladly put dinner together."
    you ask her.
    "Well, Nanoha filled us in on this whiteday thing. Seems like it was supposed to originally be a way of giving thanks to girls that gave you stuff on valentines." she tells you.
    "Since we hadn't met you then and of course had done nothing for you, we three decided to cook for you as our way of saying thanks."
    "Thanks girls," you tell them with a smile. "This really means a lot to me."

    Dinner passed by quickly after that, the three girls sharing stories of their days, and you and Hina listening in.

    As you finish off the dessert of pie, Erica turns to Hina.
    "We've decided." she begins to tell her
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:37 No.18392856
    This bodes badly for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:37 No.18392861
    The recalling part is the question.

    As far as Bureau-Hayate and Other-Hayate have acted, they both seemed completely unaware of the synching this time.
    Maybe if we have a nightmare, we'll have something to work with. Kraus is supposed to be keeping an eye on our vitals for any kind of interference, but maybe he's too busy ogling Frau's ass, imagining Shinku and her sisters, or how to get into Saber's skirt and is distracted.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:38 No.18392872
    It will end in bunny mode I tell you.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)12:38 No.18392874
    That's why I put the "IF" in there.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:39 No.18392877
    Why do people always immediately jump to that conclusion?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)12:40 No.18392886
    Pessimism. Also LG liking to screw with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:40 No.18392890
    No, Kraus can multi-task those things. Hell, he could probably do all of them at the same time, during heavy combat and still have left over processing power.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:42 No.18392906
    Except when we woke up in the mansion we tried calling for kraus and the twins during our episode when we blacked out in SWQ dimension

    The subsequent times we haven't

    So did they get better at masking whatever happened or have they just been dragging us into it and suppressing the memories by force?

    It's Erica coming to a conclusion with us in the room.
    90% chance of bad news for us with it most likely involving a dress
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:43 No.18392918
    Just not while working on the ladies. He devotes his entire processing power to them

    Which is why he hates it if we interrupt him while he is taking care of things
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:44 No.18392923
    So squad was broken and morale never restored? Clearly Hayate just needs to be such a total badass that he's manly even in a skirt.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)12:44 No.18392924
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    "We are will be glad to accept you into our family, Hina." she tells her as she reaches for her hand, Ursula does the same.
    Nanoha stands up and hugs her.
    "I hope we all get along with our mutual love for that idiot." Erica continues.
    "Thank you." Hina tells them.

    After dinner, the four sat at the table talking while you volunteered to clear the dishes.
    "... we should .... into that one."
    "..the pink one...."
    "....a s-short .... would look .."
    "..... agreed."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:44 No.18392929
    So is our room having a hidden potato cellar considered canon LG? Cause it was a cool idea I thought
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)12:46 No.18392948
    Just a sack of holding full of a potatoes under the counter.
    Erica picked it up when the twins renovated your place
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:46 No.18392949

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)12:46 No.18392952
    No, now the dress is coming.

    Whoever wants us back in the prime canon has a better synch rate this time, which is why we didn't see anything wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:47 No.18392958
    Oh we do that. We just know when trouble is coming our way

    The one time it failed us was with the bet with Erica because we were waiting for the shoe to drop from us throwing death by frills at her and it never came

    Although this current discussion may well be about to rectify that...

    Also I want Ursula to try the dress on to see if it affects her or Erica was just trolling
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)12:47 No.18392961
    You say that like we're gonna have a choice in the matter.

    Nevermind that resisting has half the fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:48 No.18392967
    Could it be Yuki or the Director? Perhaps unconsciously? They're the only ones I can think of who would have the power to pull that sort of thing off without our knowledge of it even happening.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:48 No.18392969
    That is for the best really.
    Erica would do to a potato cellar what Shirou did to his fudge and the potato version of willy wonka would not be so easily swayed
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:50 No.18392981
    Editors or other people trying to stop any and all canon fuckery could pull it

    It lends more credibility to them getting a better fix on us over time as well, Yuki would of had a perfect fix on us right away thanks to Kraus
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:50 No.18392984

    don't get me wrong i like it but like you said, we better make them work for it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)12:50 No.18392989
    Probably someone from outside the IDPKB. Couldn't say who, or what faction, myself. Either it'll come up, or it won't.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)12:52 No.18393011
    Same as always.
    Put up a light, but ultimately ineffective, fight.
    Resistance is futile, but it makes it more fun for the girls.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)12:57 No.18393061
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    You finish cleaning up, still oblivious to what the girls were talking about.
    You walk up to them, "So, what do you want to do now?" you ask them.

    Erica is twirling her hat around on her finger.
    Ursula seems to staring at you with her eyes half glazed over.
    Hina is blushing and seems to be closely examining the table.
    Nanoha just looks at you expectantly.
    "Weeeell... Remember when I told you that you were sleeping on the couch if you made the dress too embarrassing? Remember when I didn't go through with making you sleep in it?"
    She says, "Well, we" she nods at the other girls, "Decided that i can get pay back some other way."

    Ursula and her make a grab for you.

    [ ]Please be gentle
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:00 No.18393082
    Could we actually make our pants come off on their own? That would be a hell of a trick.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:01 No.18393091
    We could get Kraus to do it telepathically I bet. Same end result.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:02 No.18393100
    But make sure that ultimately they win. They want some fight in their catch, and it won't be as much fun for them if we don't resist a little.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)13:02 No.18393101
    you can teleport out of your clothes
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:03 No.18393110

    Nope. Time stop that shit.
    >> Braith117 !!p+mQRoefJzS 03/20/12(Tue)13:03 No.18393111
    I like where this one is going
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:03 No.18393112
    >[X]Please be gentle

    First NOOOOOOPE like a mad man but don't move, then tear up a little and whisper "P-please be gentle..." and then the pants come off on their own.

    would that confuse them?

    >won't happen but i can give it a shot right?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:04 No.18393114
    I think 0 to Nude would be a tad overwhelming to Hina on her first night.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)13:04 No.18393115
    With a grin, "Not tonight, Hartmann, you'll have to catch me first!" and teleport to Keima, apologizing profusely as we run out.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:04 No.18393119
    My pants are coming off on their own followed by NOOOOOOOOOPE.

    Make it look like kraus is backstabbing us for not helping him when Frau took her anger out on him
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:05 No.18393123
    [X]Please be gentle
    And don't forget to act the proper blushing maiden.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:05 No.18393125
    See that is just cheating.

    We do this as much for the fun they get in catching us as wrestling us into girly clothes
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:07 No.18393134
    That's cheating. This is about them having fun, and you would be denying them that.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:08 No.18393142

    also ask about her third day in the frills.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:09 No.18393145
    >[x]Please be gentle

    We secretly enjoy this shit
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:13 No.18393173

    I know it's cheating, i just wanted an excuse to finally make use of fudge hayate.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)13:14 No.18393186
    You just said "time stop," nothing about a Fudgeyate decoy
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:15 No.18393194
    I thought it was a birthday present we decidede?
    Not sure who for since we decided that the twins should get an anatomically correct one with removable clothing
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)13:16 No.18393199
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    As you pull away from the two, Nanoha jumps you from behind and wraps herself around your legs.
    "Don't worry Hayate." she tells you. "It will be over soon."

    "NOOOOOOOOOOPE!" you yell as you teleport out of her grip.
    You position yourself behind Hina near the bed.
    You look back at Nanoha and see that she has your pants.
    "So eager to get dressed taht your pants are flying off? really now." Erica tells you as she stalks towards you across the room.
    "Hina, Now!" she says.

    Hinagiku grabs your arm as she and the other girls pile on and push you into the bed.

    With no avenue of escape left, you can only look into their eyes and say, "Please be gentle."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:18 No.18393215

    yeah, sorry bout that. was getting some money from the atm, so wanted to elaborate on that later.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)13:20 No.18393230
    Well, I guess that's acceptable
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)13:24 No.18393248
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    Right now you're sitting on your bed in the darkness.

    For the past hour there was only silence.
    You want to know whats going on.
    You want to make these tears stop
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:25 No.18393256
    Way to make us feel like shit, LG. Bitch needs to grow a pair, swallow her pride, and fucking TALK TO US.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:29 No.18393287
    TO be fair she has sort of been cockblocked at her every attempt at doing so
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)13:29 No.18393288
    Aw. Aw, damnit. It's raining again.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:29 No.18393289
    Awwww ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:32 No.18393309
    We're gonna have to deal with this one of these days.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)13:32 No.18393312
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    You lay in the bed, the girls curled up on either side of you.
    Eric and Ursula to your left, with nanoha and Hina to your right.

    You spent hours on end being their own personal clothes model.
    Hina was apprehensive at first, but when they put on the clothes you wore back when you first met her, she lit up.

    After tiring themselves out dressing you up over and over again, the girls collapse into bed.

    Now only you and Erica remain awake.
    "You know," she tells you "I admire her for having the courage to tell us her feelings."
    "I do too." you answer her
    "What exactly powers it though?" she asks you
    "Powers what?"
    "Your chick magnet. We take our eyes off you for an afternoon, and another girl manages to fall in love with you. It's like you just draw them in without you even knowing."
    "I have no Idea what you mean." you answer her "i jsut treat everyone as I've almost always have, with respect, care and a smile on my face."
    "EXACTLY. That fucking smile will drown you in girls." she tells you with a chuckle. "I swear."
    "You know you need to take her out tomorrow evening, right?" Erica asks you, "She did become another one of your girlfriends after all."
    "Of course I will." you tell her.
    "Good boy." she then snuggles in closer into your side. "Now shut up, kiss me, and let's go to bed."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)13:35 No.18393334
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    Lessons learned

    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >damn i seem so out of it tonight.
    >ill be better after soem sleep I swaer
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)13:36 No.18393343
    But Nanoha's birthday is tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:40 No.18393380
    This was nice. Wake up, breakfast, then MSQ until 10 minutes before I leave for work.

    This is good day.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:41 No.18393395
    this makes me feel like a jerk and i don't even dislike her that much (yet). I've only seen bits of Strike witches but is Perrinne really as bad as people make her out to be?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:42 No.18393398
    That was the greatest fucking thread in the history of quests.

    I love this, I love HLQ but I never laughed as hard as the NEON SAMURAI!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/20/12(Tue)13:43 No.18393407

    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:43 No.18393410
    No, the everyone hates Perrinne meme lasts all of about half a season and she gets less bitchy and they liked her more iirc
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:44 No.18393416
    I like her too... but like you I haven't watched Strike Witches (well, aside for the first two episodes after which I thought that it wasn't for me)
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)13:45 No.18393424
    S'cool, brah
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)13:52 No.18393453
    Did anyone else read that as 'Big Wang'?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:11 No.18393574
    As unfortunate as it is, we can't do anything for Perrine except be nice to her. If she wants to get into Club Hayate, she's got to actually say so.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:14 No.18393595
    That may be coming sooner than we expect.
    She sees a lot of herself in Hina I bet and seeing that Hina will be happy with us she will take a serious think about things and come to us
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)14:16 No.18393604
    So, at the least, we need to find some time to record Nanoha's song into the locket, "tomorrow." The sayings can wait, if we can't find the time to do them as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:19 No.18393623

    I'm concerned how Erica and Ursula would react. They don't really like her, do they?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:23 No.18393652
    We really need to get on Keima too.

    ...god damn it, not like that. I mean that we need to have a serious chat and get everything out in the open.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:23 No.18393654
    Well, they don't hate her. But they don't like her.

    Ah yes, the locket. That needs to get done early in the morning. We have to get up early and record everything while waiting for the bread to rise. If we have the time before making breakfast, also get in a light jog with some weights, maybe 30-40 kilos.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:25 No.18393669
    Jogging with weights is crazy-bad for your joints, especially in that weight range. He should just go for a quick, hard bike ride.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)14:27 No.18393682
    It's funny, until I saw "not like that" I didn't think of it "like that."

    We need to do that, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:27 No.18393683
    See I could see them using it as an excuse to troll her mercilessly before and after letting her in.

    We would probably have to pull out the puppy dog eyes but at that point none of them would be able to resist and we could start waking up to Erica groping Hina and Perrinne every morning
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:28 No.18393694
    >Erica groping Hina and Perrinne every morning
    One hand on either crotch, twitching and squirming occasionally as she sleeps. Both Perrine and Hina wake up hot and bothered and not sure why.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:30 No.18393710
    Give it until Saturday.
    We are pretty busy until then and we need to sort things out, let him stew on it for a bit but keep mentioning we are there to talk then if he still hasn't come up to us we corner him in a broom closet and have our gay love come out

    At which point we let slip that he either needs to be in goddess mode or gender swapped for us to do him
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:30 No.18393712
    Perhaps we should see if Sousuke would agree to a morning PT regimen with us? He's the type that would welcome something like that.
    Though if we meet Trude and Sakamoto on their morning jogs, I have a suspicion that Sakamoto would invite herself in for breakfast and mooch another hand-made lunch off of Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:31 No.18393717
    It would make a change to her trying to perform wrestling moves on us in her sleep
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:32 No.18393724
    I'm ok with that
    Maybe Trude would start mooching lunch as well
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:33 No.18393733
    Except that's not true. We won't let his body affect whether or not we make sweet love to him. Hayate is pretty much the least shallow person ever - he likes it when someone is cute, but beyond that, physical appearance is not a matter for him. To suggest that he needs to change his gender to be with us is the epitome of disrespect and douche. Having him change his gender/goddess mode would be, at most, a thing we have him do in the same way that the girls make us crossdress.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)14:35 No.18393751
    >has to be gender swapped or goddess mode
    Nope. Only if he wants to be. We shouldn't even bring it up when talking to him.

    It should happen in his room, or somewhere else he's comfortable, not a broom closet. We aren't Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:39 No.18393775
    Agreed. Heart > Genitals
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:42 No.18393805
    Yeah, Hayate has an entire different suite of societal standards than normal as a result of an upbringing that most can't even truly fathom. For him, the body is just the icing on the cake, compared to the love and companionship. Also, Keima is already pretty (not handsome, PRETTY) enough that we're going to have no problem making him squirm and beg. The only situation in which we would have him change form/gender is if HE wants to or if we want to for the sake of novelty, same as our crossdressing.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:44 No.18393823
    Once she gets a taste of Hayate's lunch, she'll be back every morning for more. She'll cover it up as needing to keep an eye on the twins and Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:45 No.18393824
    Pretty much everything except the last line sounds ok to me.

    Our room might be better since we sound proofed it and we won't be getting any eavesdropping then

    Except for Elsie but Keima distract her with something...

    I wonder if she ended up eating her totally awesome chocolate firebrick we made her?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:46 No.18393835
    >somehow fire truck word filtered to fire brick
    I have no face for this
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:47 No.18393845
    >she gets a taste of Hayate's lunch
    That's not all she'll want a taste of. Seriously, though, let's not fuck Trude. Unlike Perrine, Trude is the twins' CO. That's way, WAY bad for everyone involved - including Trude herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:49 No.18393862
    What if we get fucked by Trude though? Is that okay?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:50 No.18393868
    Nah, that's Minna and Mio. Trude is just a ranking officer to them.

    It'd still be a problem, but not as bad as it could be.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:52 No.18393882
    Not really. It still brings the issue of us being involved with our girls' CO.
    Fair enough. I mean, it would definitely be less-bad to fuck Trude than the non-Yuki-fork of the Director (seriously, that would be BAD). It would still be bad for our girls, though, in terms of their feelings, careers, and stress. I'm not happy about that - I would love for Trude to be on the table - but that's how it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:53 No.18393892
    It'd still be a court marital, though. Don't get me wrong.

    ...in fact, unless Perrine got herself promoted above enlisted, it'd still be a court martial with her, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:53 No.18393893
    See I don't think we would have much choice in the matter.

    We do need to talk to the twins about getting in a randosel and calling her Onee-San for trolling

    Except it would end with us getting taken home
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:54 No.18393898
    >I would love for Trude to be on the table
    Yeah, I bet you would.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:55 No.18393905
    Not really.
    Nothing is still following usual rules in this dimension and we have the swag to pull it off, even if she is less utterly devoted girlfriend and more occasional berth at fleet base Hayate
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)14:58 No.18393923
    Whoa, whoa, we're not fucking anyone who hasn't been accepted into the family. We're not a filthy adulterer. Even if we get permission, that's not okay. If someone's in for the sex, the have to be in for the romance and commitment too.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:01 No.18393945
    Can you say "Conduct Unbecoming of an Officer"?

    We may not be in the military, but they are. And this is the sort of shit that old-as-fuck generals love to use to ruin careers.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:02 No.18393955
    Well she would still be in it for romance but instead of our current living with us group she would still have to keep her life mainly separate because she isn't going to be at the bureau forever I think.

    If she was then she could join
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:03 No.18393959
    I am perfectly fine with our relationship with Mio and Trude just being we cook them breakfast and make them lunch.
    I think it would be funnier if it WAS only platonic and about mooching meals from us, rather than anything more.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:04 No.18393967
    Neither are we. After advanced training, we're all going to field training, then assignment. We should be able to keep seeing Keima and Erica every day during field training, since they in our unit, but others much less so, sadly. Have Hina and Perrine even been assigned units?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:04 No.18393973
    Technically she is outside of the normal chain of command thanks to being in another dimension, never heard of a situation where they could try apply shit that far away even if they heard of it.

    And we do have lots of ways to fuck with people if we want to.

    I doubt she would actually go for it anyway but I just felt like putting the idea out there
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:06 No.18393981
    No, it would be funnier if it was more awkward and disturbing and fear-inducing.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:06 No.18393983
    I actually meant as a bureau operative but that is also a good point.

    It is also why we need our little pocket dimension so we can go home to them every day... Maybe set the lockers we give our girls as gates into our home?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:06 No.18393984
    Perrine is behind in terms of classes, since she came in at the tail end of Basic, so she'll likely be held back for the next Basic Class.
    Hina is said to have gotten in substitute Basic Training from her recruiter, but she came to the classes after everyone had been divided into teams. I don't know what's going to happen with that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)15:07 No.18393987
    Perrine, & Zucchini are in the next round of inductees for basic, as I can't see Zucchini going into Admin or R&D. Hina... hasn't been involved with team exercises so far, I believe. There haven't been any significant ones, at least, since she joined us here.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:08 No.18393988
    Outside the chain of command is one thing, outside of their jurisdiction is another. And that's the beauty of a "Conduct Unbecoming" charge. It's a catch-all "you did something that we think could make us look bad" charge. They could get them for anything anywhere if they could argue that it would make the service look bad.

    And brother, being involved in a harem with several junior personnel can look MIGHTY bad when your home time is in the 1940s.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:08 No.18393993
    Probably added to another team for advanced.

    They need to have her in a team somewhere and it might end up being ours

    Having her join team what is a vagina would be amusing though
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:09 No.18394002
    >Maybe set the lockets we give our girls as gates into our home?
    That's an idea. It also would be a good backup bug-out device.
    But the problem would be the amount of power needed to punch a dimensional portal from wherever they are to our extra-dimensional home.
    I don't doubt it's possible, just that it is probably prohibitively expensive, even on a Bureau salary.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:10 No.18394007
    I get that but I thought officers assigned to diplomatic duties were considered outside regular chain of command for the duration of their assignment?

    Either way we could fuck people up badly if they tried anything and would have the ability to play with time by the point it became an issue.

    I would just like the chance to go trolling in SWD again though I guess
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:13 No.18394027
    I don't think it would be that hard.
    We set the lockets as an anchor partly in our dimension partly in the locket

    They want to come home small majaikal infusion to enlarge the doorway or cause a recall spell to go off

    Getting back would be harder but I think we could handle that somehow

    I think it would help if we had the dimension made to allow transportation like that more easily instead of having to punch through using brute force
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:14 No.18394032
    >fuck people up badly
    Thereby ending the girls' careers, the exact thing we're trying to avoid. Trude, and probably Sakebroto, are pretty much off-limits as far as sexual/romantic entanglement are concerned.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:16 No.18394040
    They are outside the chain of command, but they are still beholden to the codes of conduct of their service. You don't get to suddenly act like a frat boy just because you pulled embassy duty.

    And while it would be tempted to fuck with people if something happens, I must point out this: The people who we'd be fucking with would be members of the general staff or government officials. That's not trolling; that's abusing our powers to interfere with another dimension's government. Mike *might* take umbrage with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:16 No.18394043
    Somehow I doubt it would actually come to that.
    And anyway it is up to LG if he wanted to actually pull anything of that and if it does we sort it out.

    No sense worrying about it until we have to cross that bridge anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:18 No.18394053
    Of course there is - because in this case, we're approaching a ramp thinking it's a bridge crossing a canyon. When it comes to the military, we can't go bringing in ranking officers from the girls' dimension. Aside from that, most anyone is fair game.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:21 No.18394064
    Dammit, all I want is to serve them breakfast and give them hand-made lunches! I don't want romance, I don't want sex, I just want to serve. Is that too much to ask?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:23 No.18394074
    Oh, that's fine. They can be the sleazy uncle (Sakebroto) and the overbearing older sister (Trude). As long as we don't become romantically or sexually entangled, there shouldn't be an issue.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:25 No.18394078
    We need to batton down the hatches! Blockade the port! Port Hayate already has a full dock, no need to invite others in. It is time to brace ourselves before typhoon Perrine hits and do a damage report after it is over. We have other goals besides raiding other ships and claiming them as our plunder!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:26 No.18394082
    Sakamoto seems more interested in us playing housewife and drinking buddy for us anyway, Trude is too much like a sister to to twins to really consider it without serious swag work.

    We don't have any need to worry about it
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:26 No.18394086
    But sir! The HMS Keima is currently enroute, but with a damaged engine!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:28 No.18394094
    Blasphemy, we are a pirate port and we want all the booty, a little blow is nothing to us!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:29 No.18394105
    Damn it, man, we can't take much more of this, but we can't just leave a ship so close to the storm...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)15:31 No.18394115
    Not at all. That's what I want out of them, as well.

    Out of our relationship with them. Yeah.

    Atta boy.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:34 No.18394127
    I quite like the idea of Sakabroto being the mooching drinking buddy, we wouldn't survive a night of drinking with her though I think
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:35 No.18394141
    I think Perrine and Hina were legally dead for a minute there.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)15:38 No.18394162
    No they got so drunk they came out the other side of sober and smashed straight on again

    Then they woke up and just wished they were dead

    We really should get our girls drunk some time. Except Nanoha since she is just 12

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