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    29 KB Hogwarts Quest Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/17/12(Sat)20:21 No.18361538  

    You are Thale Hussein, Most Supreme Champion of Allah and Glorious Meteor of the East! And also aspiring wizard, you guess. Actually, the whole 'wizard' bit is getting to be sizably more important, now that you've actually started your schooling at what is apparently the most prestigious magical academy in all of Europe, Hogwarts Academy for Witchcraft and Wizardry (read that as hive of scum and blaspheming djinni semen rags.) You arrived last night, and were subsequently inducted into the House of the Badger, Hufflepuff. The other boys in your year seem to be well-intentioned, albeit filthy Western heathens.

    It's the dawn of your first day as a student, and your Housemates are only now rousing themselves. You, on the other hand, have been up for a while, preparing yourself for your first classes. Mr Bertrand Blackadder seems to be the first of your new classmates to wake, black hair sticking up like the quills of a porcupine.

    "Morning, Thale. Any idea what classes today?"
    >> Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/17/12(Sat)20:21 No.18361544
    You shrug. "Not a clue."

    The rest of the morning passes well, the Common Room bustling with the activity of your fellow Hufflepuffs. Last night's storm has died down into a sort of dreary drizzle, but despite nature's best efforts, your classmates are cheery as ever. The majority of them seem to be congregating around a board covered in slips of paper.

    "Hey, schedules!" Mr Thomas Highman says.

    You find that your classes are to be Transfiguration with Professor Ashcroft, then Potions with Professor Slughorn, then Double Defense with Professor Jones. You're escorted to the Great Hall by the rest of the House and proceed through your breakfast, and then you go to Ashcroft.

    (d6 for luck, if you don't mind.)
    >> Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/17/12(Sat)20:23 No.18361558
    As per usual, previous threads can be found here:


    Roll is best of three or so. (Don't worry, it's just for misadventures in getting to class. You win on a two or lower.)
    >> Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/17/12(Sat)20:26 No.18361595
    Bump. Sorry if I'm a bit early, but this should last much longer than the last thread.
    >> Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/17/12(Sat)20:32 No.18361692
    Another bump, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)20:33 No.18361696
    rolled 2 = 2

    Make polite inquiries as to if any more of your classmates require good quality better than new camels.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)20:33 No.18361705


    Don't worry, I've been waiting quite some time.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)20:33 No.18361706
    rolled 3 = 3

    I didn't really read much of anything here but I did see you asking for someone to roll a d6. Since you don't seem to have any players, here you go.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)20:37 No.18361743
    rolled 6 = 6


    >Professor Slughorn

    That guys is still teaching?

    Anyway, proceed to the great hall for breakfast.

    By the way, did we pray already?
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)20:38 No.18361756
    rolled 4 = 4

    lets learn magic!
    >> Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/17/12(Sat)20:40 No.18361778
    You and your House walk to the Great Hall, and along the way you manage to sell a few of them camels. Your breakfast is as excellent as the feast was yesterday, albeit a bit heavy on the sausage. You and your classmates finish, and proceed up to Professor Ashcroft's laboratory...

    ...Or so you hoped. You, Blackadder, and Albert are now hopelessly lost in the maze that is Hogwarts' upper floors. While Bertrand and Albert try to figure out exactly how the lot of you ended up here, you ponder how to get out.

    How /are/ you going to do that, incidentally?
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)20:42 No.18361799

    Is there any of those unholy paintings near? We could ask directions.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)20:48 No.18361873
    rolled 2 = 2

    set fire to the floor and drop down the hole you make.
    it's decadent western architecture anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)20:50 No.18361891
    Ask a painting what to do. If it doesn't divulge anything useful hold it over a balcony until it is more compliant.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)20:52 No.18361897
    Obviously, use the humble Mecca-Location spell to find the east, and after brief prayer, navigate our way out.
    >> Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/17/12(Sat)20:58 No.18361979
    You vaguely recall reading in one of your textbooks an anecdote about the magic of the moving portraits that dot the halls of Hogwarts. Something about the innate magic of the painter being used to animate the pictures, or something like that.

    One of them has to know how to get to the fourth floor, you reason.

    You call Bertrand and Albert away from their shouting match over whose idea it was to take the left after the stairs, and explain to them your idea.

    "Yeah, that's great!" Ambrose exclaims. "I remember Aldous saying something about having to do that to get to the Potions labs."

    It seems, however, that one of the paintings has been listening in. A knight atop a small horse raises his voice and begins to speak.

    "Tell me, young badgers, but do you find yourselves in need of a guide?"

    "Why yes, sir, we do indeed. Might I ask if you'd care to oblige?" Bertrand says, as though this kind of thing happened to him every day.

    "Then I shall lead you forth!" The knight cries. "To where do I charge, sirs?"

    "The Transfiguration classrooms on the fourth floor, sir!"

    "Then let us make haste!"

    You proceed to do so.

    Eventually, the three of you find yourselves at the door to the classroom. "He's not going to be cross, is he?" asks Albert.

    "No," you say, "I met him on the train. He was quite nice, albeit a bit scatter-brained." You casually saunter over to the portal and push it open, to find Professor Ashcroft staring out a window while the students diligently scribble essays onto parchment. Albert and Bertrand sneak over to an empty table, while you find yourself forced to sit in the only other open chair, next to a young Ravenclaw girl, obsessing over her essay.

    What do, Hussein?
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:02 No.18362039
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    Hogwarts would so totally be brought in by BOTH the Night and Day Watches for breaking the truce.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:06 No.18362074
    rolled 1 = 1

    introduce yourself and see if you can find a convert.
    Don't go all fundie stereotype on her.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:15 No.18362190
    rolled 62 = 62


    I seriously hope that isn't a D100

    Just go with the class, let's learn more about these sorcerers...
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:17 No.18362214
    but we *are* a fundie stereotype.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:20 No.18362250
    true, but *they* don't need to know that.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:20 No.18362254
    >>fundie stereotype
    >> practicing magic.
    >>not demanding the women to be stoned to death for showing their face.
    No you are not.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:25 No.18362315

    We make a parchment airplane and chuck it at the nerdiest kid. Then go "Silly harlot, throwing stuff is rude!"
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:27 No.18362332
    We are not blowing upon knots. It is not wicked sorcery if you do not blow upon knots.

    Also, as these women are infidels, they cannot be expected to act as humans do.
    >> Guardian of the Righteous 03/17/12(Sat)21:30 No.18362367
    Talk to the Ravenclaw girl. Flirt with her a bit by looking over her essay, then when she turns to look you look away really fast, humming a slight tune to make it seem like you weren't looking over her shoulder.

    Flirt with her in this manner. Write the essay in Arabic so if she accuses you of cheating you can troll her.
    >> Guardian of the Righteous 03/17/12(Sat)21:35 No.18362430

    By the way, I have forgotten. What part of the Middle East are we from? Saudia Arabia, Iran, Syria, etc.?
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:53 No.18362620
    Ask the ravenclaw girl why she's not covering her face unlike the heathan whore she seems to be
    >> Drunk 03/17/12(Sat)21:54 No.18362630
    I'm back. Got done with an OCS meeting this morning.

    Oh, and we are Hufflepuff? Loyal and kind?

    We inspire Loyalty in our followers. The kindness we shall give will be in the mercy of the edge of our sword.

    We shall go to the greenhouse, and ask the professor if we can grow poppy seeds. From those poppy seeds, we shall make opium and Heroin. We need money, and the wizards do not know the sting of addiction...yet.

    Fuck this camel driver bullshit. The meteor of the east shall not degrade himself like the hebrew filth, selling used wares.

    As for the temptress of the raven's shroud, we shall flirt with her. Then we shall convert her. Then we shall sire many children with many wives. She shall be the first.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)21:55 No.18362639
    Tell her to study hard so she can change that face of hers into a beautiful arabic girl, that ant to cover her heathan face
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)22:00 No.18362686
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    I was born from the thundering wind, that blew from the mouth of the Great White Bear, who came from the fiery yellow Sun, who is the eye of the all-powerful being whose name I am forbidden to speak! And you are?
    >> Drunk 03/17/12(Sat)22:20 No.18362883
    Bumping because OP is taking forever.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/17/12(Sat)22:24 No.18362934
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    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)22:26 No.18362949
    rolled 54 = 54

    chances of OP returning
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)22:27 No.18362955
    so it's a coin toss then
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)22:29 No.18362991
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    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)22:33 No.18363027
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    Waiting for OP
    >> Drunk 03/17/12(Sat)22:34 No.18363040
    Hurry Up OP, I'm drinking too much and might fall not write coherently anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)22:35 No.18363046
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    Oh well, I guess it couln't last.

    It was fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)22:42 No.18363110
    If it takes forever, i will wait for you(8)
    >> Anonymous 03/18/12(Sun)08:06 No.18366608
    >> Anonymous 03/18/12(Sun)08:16 No.18366634
    >Not a scheming Slytherin with horrible luck and a stupid Hufflepuff sidekick called Baldrick
    >> Anonymous 03/18/12(Sun)11:37 No.18367985
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    >islamist spy posing as a Hoghwarts student
    Do proceed...

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