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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: The other shoe Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330446  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    The movie ends, and everyone excuses themselves.
    Kenji is sloshed and is being helped to move by Gai.
    "FAKKEEN FEMISHISSTS TOOK ALL MAH TRADEENG CARDSH!" Kenji yells as he is carried away.
    Jun, Shirou and Touma follow them towards the door.
    "Hey man! It's been fun. Let's do this again sometime." Touma says as they walk away.
    "Guys," you call out to them. "No one should know about what happened here!"
    "no problem." they all respond.

    Sousuke asks you, "Should I take Keima to his room?"
    "Nah. I'll do it." you tell him as he bids you goodnight.

    A few moments later, you try and take Keima back to his own room.
    You unfortunately slip on an empty can on the floor and you try to regain your balance.
    A few steps later and the two of you fall on the bed.
    Keima stays asleep all this time.

    "What's this? Our boyfriend and Keima, dressed in a cute skirt, in bed? What exactly happened at your party?"
    Erica asks you as she and Ursula walk in to the door.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)21:51 No.18330506
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    Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
    Now that's an interesting idiom.
    It apparently means to await a seemingly inevitable event, especially one which is not desirable.

    Now, being Japanese, you shoudn't be familiar with this western saying, but somehow you are.

    Now there you are, on the bed, on top of Keima.
    Your girlfriends have just walked into the door.

    That was the moment the other shoe dropped.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:52 No.18330522
    "Keima just got a little too drunk off of Kenji's whiskey. I was just on the way to take him back to his room."

    And pick up Keima, and make for the door.
    We'll have a serious talk with him, but right now is neither a good place or time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:52 No.18330526


    Setting up for epic troll, part two.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:54 No.18330552
    It's not really what it looks like, I was taking him to his room after he drank to much and slipped on a bottle of whisky. Once we get them mollified and him tucked in we should give them the whole story, honesty is the cornerstone of a healthy relationship.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)21:56 No.18330572
    This is from the previous thread. Play at your own risk.

    I propose that we play the MSQ drinking game.

    Every time we get into a wacky misunderstanding, take a shot.

    Every time somebody falls for us, take a shot.

    Every time our future self is present, you take two shots, and then do it agin when we loop around.

    If you suggest a course of action that leads to shitstorm, you take a shot for every off-topic post you cause.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:57 No.18330586
    "I'm trying to get Keima back to his room. Would you mind picking up the cans on the floor so I don't slip again?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:57 No.18330588

    Oh, christ. Lookout, you're trying to give us all alcohol poisoning, aren't you? You secretly want the quest all to yourself.

    I'M ON TO YOU.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:57 No.18330593
    "Little help? I was trying to carry him, but he's not a petite little german girl."

    If the twins were actually mad, they wouldn't be teasing. They know all about our crazy awkward misfortunes by now.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:58 No.18330603

    Give them a serious look.

    "This is nothing like what it looks like. We also now have something of a problem."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:58 No.18330605
    He's the first one to accept the challenge, according to what he said last thread. I think our ship is going to need a new lookout after tonight.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)21:58 No.18330607
    only if I manage to drink all of you under the table. I wasn't the one who proposed it, but I am sure as hell gonna try.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:59 No.18330616

    Actually it was my suggestion, he just said that he'd play with me.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:00 No.18330624
    "What's with people who are into me getting drunk and passing out in our room the past few days?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:00 No.18330629
    I forgot how much of a lightweight Keima was and he got into some whiskey.

    Next thing I know he is straddling me, in a skirt asking me if he is a target.

    Also we need to make chocolate lions for Saber
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:00 No.18330634

    Stand up.

    Look at them, at Keima, at ourselves, and back to them.

    "Let's face it. This is NOT the worst thing you've caught me doing.
    >> Sidestory: la canette vide Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)22:01 No.18330640
    You are a can of whiskey.
    One of a multitude of cans.

    You and your packmates were bought from the PX hours ago.
    One by one all six of you were emptied.
    And now you are on the floor.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:01 No.18330643
    So we are channelling tony stark now? I approve
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:01 No.18330645

    As tempting as that is, we can't say that.

    Now is serious time.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)22:02 No.18330647
    where the hell do you even GET Whiskey in cans?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:02 No.18330650
    >"Are those Bullet Holes!?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:02 No.18330654
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:03 No.18330658

    I think we have enough Alcohol to make it plausible after tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:03 No.18330661
    Just about any bottle shop or liquor store will sell
    Premix cans of whiskey and dry or cola
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:03 No.18330667

    Cheap Liquor stores. No sense of right or wrong, or how to package a good drink.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:03 No.18330669
    South America and Scotland, apparently.

    >> Sidestory: la canette vide Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)22:04 No.18330673
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    You are a can of whiskey.
    One of a multitude of cans.

    Feet nudge and rolled you as the people left the room.
    And now you find yourself near the foot of bed.
    You look up to see someone's foot about to step on you.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:06 No.18330701

    >look up

    What the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:06 No.18330703
    Slow inhale through the nose.
    "I did nothing wrong."
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)22:06 No.18330705
    that's news to me. I suppose that's what Misato is always drinking?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)22:06 No.18330706
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    And the other shoe did drop.

    "Hayate." Erica says as Keima's remaining shoe slipped off and fell to the floor. "You've done it again, haven't you?"

    [ ]yes
    [ ]no
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:06 No.18330707

    Fucking Nips. What other atrocities have they the temerity to commit?
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)22:07 No.18330715
    rolled 39 = 39

    [x] maybe
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:07 No.18330716

    "At this point, I have no idea."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:07 No.18330723
    >[✓] no
    "This time, it was honestly mostly not my fault for once."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:08 No.18330726
    [x]yes, I think.
    I need to talk it out with Keima first, make sure it wasn't just the whiskey talking.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:08 No.18330731


    We can't just make assumptions about this scenario.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:08 No.18330739
    To be honest I am not entirely sure but I think so

    Nah she drinks beer constantly,
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:08 No.18330740
    I have no idea. Right now I am drunk, tired and confused.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:08 No.18330741
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:08 No.18330744
    Honestly this is beyond the simple level of misunderstanding that "me doing it again" says. Help me get him tucked in to bed and I'll tell you everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:09 No.18330750
    [x]I am not sure... Kraus did it happen again? Im going to say most likely.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:09 No.18330753
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    >What other atrocities have they the temerity to commit?
    Roe, squid, and seaweed spaghetti.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)22:09 No.18330755
    "I… I think I may have. I'll talk to him in the morning, though. I think I've been a terrible friend."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:10 No.18330760
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:10 No.18330763
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:10 No.18330773
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    Let me show you their crimes against pizza.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:11 No.18330781
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:11 No.18330785
    The Italians have made roe and squid spaghetti long before the Japanese did
    They make black spaghetti by using squids ink to stain the noodles, my family were fishermen and we worked with Italians long enough to learn these things that one should never know.. The spaghetti was damn good though
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:12 No.18330793
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    Not to mention the atrocities they have done to ice cream.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:13 No.18330806

    Was ist das
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:13 No.18330807
    these are bad, but whiskey in a can in worse.

    Whiskey in a jar on the other hand...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:14 No.18330809
    Squid-flavored ice cream.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:14 No.18330813
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:16 No.18330834
    Once we sort this situation out we need to make chocolate lions for Saber since we forgot to make her anything earlier
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)22:16 No.18330835
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    "Maybe." you answer her as you get up from your compromising position, "I'm not quite sure."
    "Anyway, can you help me get Keima back to his room?"

    "Meh. Just leave him on the bed, he looks far too comfortable to wake up now." she answers as Ursula gives a small nod.

    You do as told, and sit down on the sofa with the two.
    "So," they ask you. "What exactly happened?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)22:17 No.18330844
    Goddamnit, guys, this isn't food atrocity time, this is "realize we fucked up" time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:17 No.18330845
    Thank you for the input, kraus. Now we should go for

    [x]You know at this point... im going to assume yes until someone else can tell me what really happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:17 No.18330847
    He got into some whiskey while we were watching movies, next thing I know he is straddling me changed into a skirt yelling something about being a target
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:17 No.18330849
    Explain everything, including the fact that you're confused and think you might be into him - and that you're certain that he's really, really into us.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:17 No.18330850
    *shrug* "ham"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:18 No.18330857
    Tell em' the whole truth of what happened.

    "I mean...I was teasing him, yeah. But...I didn't realize it got to him so much. I feel really bad about it now."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:18 No.18330859
    "I believe I trolled him too far."
    Fast forward full explanation of last night?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:18 No.18330869
    Yes. Agreed. Though nothing for Raising Heart?

    "He started drinking whiskey while we were watching some movies, then got drunk. He got on top of me, demanded to know if I went after anything with a skirt. Then he changed into a skirt, and asked if I was going to go after him now."
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)22:18 No.18330872
    "I'm not too sure. I only saw him drinking soda, but...
    He jumped on top of me, and demanded to know 'what's with the girls?', talking about you and Nanoha. Then he went into goddess mode and asked me if I was chasing him. then he passed out. everyone else just sat there, watched it happen."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:19 No.18330874
    No. Hayate doesn't IC view what he's doing as trolling. That's an OOC thing. He's been honest and entirely accidentally fucking with Keima's feelings.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:19 No.18330879
    Start at the beginning, when we first met him before we even met them. How we liked him and thought he did look rather damn attractive in a dress. How we've been teasing him the whole time with Frank Sinatra, seeing him in Goddess mode and so on. Honestly we weren't sure if we were teasing him, flirting with him or both. It all culminated last night when he got drunk, went all skirt and straddled us asking if he was a target for our affections.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:20 No.18330888
    Well, except for the hug after the tournament. But Erica is complicit in that, and it was an obvious joke.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:20 No.18330893
    She has no human form right? We are only doing it for Saber because she has the human form was my understanding... And we would like to add her to the swag pile someday
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:21 No.18330907

    "Had guys night, eventually talked Keima into bringing his anti-social ass along."

    Deep breath. "And then SOMEBODY gave him alcohol. And calling him a lightweight is an insult to most actual lightweights. Turns out when he got drunk he starts spewing off about how he thinks I have evil Machiavellian plot to get every woman ever, and basically wanted to know if I was trying to get with him too. Before the conversation could get nfurther than that he passed out."

    "Which would be bad enough if we didn't happen to have an audience at the time. They said they'd keep quiet, but now.... I don't even know where to begin unraveling this mess."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:22 No.18330920
    Technically all the Devices are supposed to have a human form, just that most don't seem to use it much. Only Elsie and Saber seem to use it to any extent.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:23 No.18330944

    Best, most complete response.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:24 No.18330962

    I know now is hardly the time, but we should totally ask Kraus about that sometime.


    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:25 No.18330970
    This, and if she asks we start from the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:26 No.18330979
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    This is the human projection of Kraus that LG put up a LONG time ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:27 No.18330999
    No that is what our bro should look like
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:27 No.18331002

    We can give a more complete account if they want it. But this is a solid start.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:27 No.18331009
    No wonder he gets bitches, with a visage like that,
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:28 No.18331012

    But we don't, in character, even know if he can do that.

    So we should ask.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)22:29 No.18331039
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    "He got into some whiskey while we were watching movies," you begin to explain "next thing I know he is straddling me changed into a skirt yelling something about being a target."
    "hahaha seriously?" Erica says with a boisterous laugh "I would pay to have seen that."
    You can see a tiny gleam in Ursula's eyes.

    "Did you guys have fun?" Ursula asks you.
    "Him straddling me? uhh.."
    "The party, I mean." she clarifeis.
    "Oh. THAT. Yeah it was fun, watched some movies, ate some good food."
    "Speaking of food, I smell chocolate on you." Erica sniffs you.
    "You're not hiding some from me are you?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:31 No.18331059
    Only until tomorrow morning. Don't want to spoil the surprise after all. Oh shit I forgot to make some now that I think of it

    Go make Chocolions
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:31 No.18331065
    Sudden steely stare. "That is for White Day. If you try to find it early, there will be consequences."

    Best housewife.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:32 No.18331081
    Is she not wearing the dress like she's supposed to, or did she finally drop the cutesy act?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:32 No.18331085

    And we need to make the choco-lions, and the smell of freshly made chocolate will drive her mad!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:33 No.18331090
    No chocolate here boss, we probably had some during the movie night, Shirou was over. If there is chocolate than it would be in your best interest not to look for it.

    Also this Keima thing is probably not over, I somehow doubt this was a one time drunken outburst, I think I swagged him and it's going to be a delicate situation that you two will probably be part of.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:33 No.18331094
    She is wearing it but there is no need to go all cutesy since there is only us three and a comatose Keima
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)22:33 No.18331095
    >that feel when I may as well have never posted
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:33 No.18331096

    >Didn't refresh.

    "White Day, remember? I've got plenty made up, but you'll have to wait until tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:33 No.18331098
    "My teasing may have gone to far."
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)22:33 No.18331103
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:35 No.18331147
    Instead of antagonizing her, we could just let her at the spoon/bowl when we're done. The leftovers should satisfy her craving a little.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)22:36 No.18331157
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:38 No.18331188
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:39 No.18331191
    Yeah let her loose on the bowl etc once we are done, it would probably stop her seeking any out until morning
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:39 No.18331202
    Sure, she can lick the spoon and the bowl once we're done.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)22:45 No.18331297
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    "That is for White Day." you tell her flatly. "If you try to find it early, there will be consequences."
    "Okay, okay. sheesh." she pokes her tongue out at you.
    "Now if you ladies, would excuse me, I still need to make some more chocolate."
    You say as you get up off the couch and walk to the kitchen.

    As you are making Saber a white chocolate lion, while trying to keep Erica's hands from the bowl, you have a thought.
    "You know, I just may have to talk to Keima in the morning. He seemed far too upset earlier."
    "That would be advisable." Ursula tells you.
    "Cmon' atleast let me lick the spoon!" Erica says as she tries to grab the bowl.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:46 No.18331314
    >"Cmon' atleast let me lick the spoon!"
    Please let us turn that into something naughty.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:47 No.18331323
    "I've got a spoon you can lick."

    She can suck on a chocolate-coated dick.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:47 No.18331324
    Give her some melted chocolate.
    Give Ursula a kiss
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:48 No.18331340
    Let Erica at the spoon, while we pick up another one. Finish the lion, we will not be deterred.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:48 No.18331341

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:48 No.18331346
    ...she probably will too. And then Ursula joins in because, come on. And then we close our eyes and start enjoying it. When we open them, Keima is there too.

    >Everything went better than expected.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:48 No.18331352
    Give her a bit of melted chocolate and let her have the bowl when we're done. Pull Ursula close, kiss her.

    Our relationship thing will probably become a fair bit more complex after White day and Perrine/Hina finally work up the courage to ask.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:49 No.18331355

    "When I'm done with it."
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)22:49 No.18331361
    perfectly appropriate time for this song
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)22:50 No.18331370
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:50 No.18331380
    Put some chocolate in our mouth then kiss her deeply with it. Then hand her the spoon turn around to finish the lion and act like noting happened
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:57 No.18331464
    >girlfriend wants to lick the chocolate off the spoon
    >take it yourself to taunt her
    >then, in a sudden reversal, feed it to her mouth to mouth


    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)22:58 No.18331477
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    Not wanting to risk the now almost complete lion, you transfer some chocolate for Erica into a smaller bowl and hand it to her.
    You also put a spoonful of the stuff on your tongue and administer a chocolaty kiss on Ursula.
    With both of them seemingly placated, you manage to finish the lion and put it away.

    As you were cleaning up the kitchen, the twins push you down behind the counter.
    "You know," Erica says, "This warm gooey chocolate has been giving us some ideas..."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:59 No.18331483
    I have three. Not twins, though, unfortunately. Hayate has me out-swaggered.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331492
    "Sorry girls, but I'm just not into that sort of thing."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331508
    "Oh? What kind of ideas?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:01 No.18331511
    "Well, don't keep me waiting - and make sure one of you stuffs your panties in my mouth so I don't wake Keima."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:01 No.18331518
    See where this is going, if it goes too far reverse it on them. Also keep it quiet so that Keima doesn't wake up to us sexing it up right in front of him.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:01 No.18331522

    "We should be quiet. We have a guest."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:02 No.18331530
    And Keima is still in the room.

    This is going to end hilariously.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:02 No.18331535

    Too much homes.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:03 No.18331546


    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:04 No.18331562

    Currently taking a break from relationships, on account of my bad habit of sticking it in the crazies.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:04 No.18331569
    "We're discussing penises. Would you like to join?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:04 No.18331573
    In my case it is twofold.
    Shocking self esteem thanks to personal history and an utter hatred of all the bullshit most women go through for what "they need" in a relationship. It doesn't help that the only two women I have ever been interested in got pregnant to a jobless asshole and the other got married two years after I met her.

    Was me as well

    Anyway enough of my problems onwards to shenanigans!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:06 No.18331593

    He's blowing me right now actually.

    Brave man, last time we did this me describing the scene made him laugh so hard my stuff came out his nose.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331622
    It's a lot harder to be suave and actually talk to people in person and without the time to think up something clever. Also it requires I take the risk of actually asking a girl out which is a bitch on fire to work myself up to.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331625
    Did not. Need to know that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331627
    How did he react to the FUCKING T REX moment?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331633

    I was drinking milk when I read that.

    Now I have white stuff all over my face, you fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331647
    Bravo. Reach down and squeeze his cheeks for me, would you?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331650

    He wasn't there for that one sadly.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:10 No.18331682

    BAM. So awesome I hit you with a metaphorical shot.

    I love the way you work that hypothetical shaft.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)23:11 No.18331686
    >thread's barely an hour old
    >two totally off-topic discussions so far
    >live is glad I started neither of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:12 No.18331713

    Best way to break the crazy bitch type is to hit them with Crazy Awesome.

    Take a tip from me: Take swing dancing lessons. They never expect that, and it blows them away every. Single. Time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)23:14 No.18331731
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    It's morning.
    You still feel sticky in some places even after that hot shower you three took last night.
    Keima is on your right, back in his normal clothes.
    The twins are curled up on your left.
    You tried to take the couch last night, but the objected, leading you into the bed.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:14 No.18331737

    >started two arguments
    >am glad I only have brandy
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:14 No.18331745
    Finish the various chocolates while cooking breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331756
    Take a shower, make up some breakfast, have a talk with Keima and the girls concerning what exactly he's looking for.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331761
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331762
    prepare the white day presents? Do they need to be wrapped or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331764
    The same thing we do every morning. Bask in the glory of the harem, then get up and make breakfast and lunch for all.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331768
    Teleport out, take another shower, finish chocolates, make breakfast, make Sousuke's daily bread.

    Should we move Keima to the couch?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:16 No.18331782
    Yes, it is generally expected that the chocolates and gifts be wrapped.

    We'd better get everything ready.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:16 No.18331785

    Take shower, make breakfast. Ask twins for some alone time so we can talk this out with Keima.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)23:17 No.18331791
    probably not without waking him up, which would be terribad in this situation.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)23:17 No.18331794
    Take another shower, gently wake Keima, give him a cup of coffee, "Keima, I.. I think we need to talk, and I need to apologize."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:17 No.18331804
    Well now we ask Keima how he likes his eggs

    In all seriousness shower, breakfast and possibly a hangover cure for Keima while we have a bit of a serious talk
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:18 No.18331808
    Not if we use a couple seconds of Time Stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:19 No.18331828
    But why bother? Let him rest where he is.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:19 No.18331829
    Just let him sleep on the bed.
    He is gonna freak out regardless of where he wakes up do he might as well be comfortable
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:19 No.18331833
    ....and now my screen keyboard, pants, and the front of my shirt are covered in a combination of snot, soda, and saliva. My nostrils are burning, I couldn't breathe for a full thirty seconds, and I'm fresh out of napkins.

    Goddamn you, you magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:20 No.18331844
    No. Let's see if he remembers that shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:22 No.18331861

    If he doesn't, we need to tell him.

    It's much MUCH better he hears it from us than someone else.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)23:22 No.18331862
    we should probably hold off on THE TALK until lunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:23 No.18331872
    NOPE! Better we get this out of the way ASAP.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:23 No.18331878
    Get talking to him now. We leave it then it is going to get worse
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:24 No.18331885

    Sooner the better. We don't tell him what happened NOW and/or bring it up, then someone else will later, and that's BAD. If we don't talk about it immediately after bringing it up, he's going to freak out and stew until we do.

    Do it fast, like a band-aid.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:24 No.18331886
    We deal with this problem as soon as possible, we don't want any possible him hearing it from other people, he hears it from us, he hears it now and we don't let him think that we hummed and hawed about being completely honest.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)23:25 No.18331902
    I'm just saying.
    If he's a lightweight and he passed out, he's probably hungover, definitely in no mood to discuss what's happening.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:26 No.18331911

    Consensus achieved apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:27 No.18331914
    So we sober him up with some coffee, maybe a shower. Give him a few minutes to wake up and calm down.

    But it's not something we can just put off. It's not something we can let him stew in.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:27 No.18331918

    Infuse our hang-over drink with our healing potion magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:29 No.18331936
    That's why we shove our hangover cure down his throat first, with a bit of healing potion thrown in for good measure
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)23:29 No.18331943
    Hang-over drink IS a potion. We just still need to work on it more. We created it drawing on our memories of working at a underground bar.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:30 No.18331962
    it's not a potion yet, just a mundane and terrible tasting hangover cure from a seedy bar we worked in
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:31 No.18331970
    I don't remember reading that anywhere, but even so, it doesn't mean we can't mix potions.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)23:32 No.18331990
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    You teleport out of bed as usual.
    After a quick shower, you begin wrapping up the presents and making food.

    Once again, the smell of food wakes up Erica and she inadvertently wakes up her twin.
    The three of you get eating.

    A few minutes later Keima bolts out of bed and into the bathroom.
    You step in to help him out.
    After he's cleared his stomach, and as he dries off his face he asks you.
    "Ugh, what the hell happened last night?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)23:32 No.18331991
    Alright, lemme rephrase that, then. It's the start of potion. We just need to add some majaik.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:33 No.18332011
    You may want to sit down first
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:33 No.18332012
    "We'll talk about that as soon as we fix that hangover up."
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)23:33 No.18332013
    "You got drunk, activated goddess mode, and made a pass at me. Do you not remember?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)23:34 No.18332017
    "Well... What do you remember?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:34 No.18332018
    "I'll tell you in a few minutes. Get cleaned up first though, I'll have some coffee and breakfast waiting for you if you're up for it. We need to talk."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:35 No.18332029
    "A lot. Let's get you cleaned up first, then some coffee in you before we talk. And we need to talk."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:35 No.18332030
    "You got drunk and said some stuff. Now that you're sober I was thinking we might discuss that stuff in slightly more detail. And privacy."
    Shoo the twins off to class.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)23:36 No.18332045
    inb4 he backpedals like an olympic athlete
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:38 No.18332066
    Of course he will. But the time for games is over. It is a rare occasion where Hayate will become terribly serious.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)23:39 No.18332079
    and if he doesn't remember what he did, then he's going to think we're messing with him even harder this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:39 No.18332080
    And if he does our white day gifts "mysteriously" appear in his room
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:39 No.18332081
    Can't backpedal faster than Bunnymode. Can't run away from timestop.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:40 No.18332091
    Pretty sure kraus would of recorded it. We know how much he likes laughing at us and that is grade a material for him to sit there and watch again and again, only way it could be better is if we were in bunnymode and he was still a teapot
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:43 No.18332128
    First things we present him with the hangover cure. And the warning that it tastes as bad as it looks, but it still helps, so down it anyways.
    And then, we have a bit of a talk. It doesn't have to be a full-on 3 hour journey into the both of our souls, but we should let him know what he did. And then make with some simple true statements. We're not entirely sure what to make of what happened. We do like him, and it's not just because of the skirt (though that can help some particular types of like go easier, and hanging around our girls will mean a skirt for him sooner or later regardless of whatever else happens). For that matter we don't even know if he's a girl when in goddess mode or not; given the extremes of magic and plots waiting to happen, who knows what gender someone would end up as for who knows how long. But while we admit confusion, we're willing to try and start sorting things out if he is, whether more romantic or more platonic.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:47 No.18332175
    Come to think of it we need memories and emotions to make a potion of hangover cure.. We need to get drinking with Sakabroto so we get the mother of all hangovers so we can put the right feeling into it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)23:47 No.18332180
    I do hope writing this didn't take you too long, for LG to not notice it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)23:48 No.18332194
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    "We'll talk about that as soon as we fix that hangover up." you tell him.
    "Now let's get some breakfast in you."

    You lead him back to the table and get some food in him, you also have him drink your hangover cure.
    He remains silent throughout the meal.
    'Hey girls. I hope you don't mind, but I think Keima would prefer some privacy as we talk.'
    you tell the twins.
    'Sure, sure. We'll get ready for class and head on out.' Erica tells you as they head to the bath.

    A few minutes later and the two are outside the room.

    "So.. What exactly happened?"
    Keima asks now that you are alone.
    "What do you remember?" you ask him in return
    "Not much, i was watching that kungfu movie, and then I woke up in your bed. If I knew what happened I woudnt be asking you."

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:49 No.18332201

    "Stuff. We'll talk about that in a little bit though. First, let's deal with that hang-over."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:50 No.18332214
    Tell him everything, even the awkward stuff about our own confusing feelings for him and that we would like to give being together a try.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:50 No.18332216
    You got rather drunk, switched to goddess mode, and asked if I would go after you if you were in a skirt.

    It's awkward as hell, I know, but since all the guys heard it, it'd be best to sort this out now rather than let it hang in the air to go bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:51 No.18332218
    We already did.
    Still this >>18332030
    Without the shooing part obviously.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:51 No.18332224

    "Someone gave you whiskey. Not sure who."

    "And then.... Well...." Straight up tell him what happened.

    Dead serious, this is not time for jokes.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)23:51 No.18332228
    "You were drunk. You jumped on top of me. You asked what the deal was with the girls, why I've got this multiple girlfriend thing going. You made it sound like I was targeting them like some kind of predator. You then asked if "anyone in a skirt" was a target, and went into goddess mode. then you tried to kiss me. That's when you passed out."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:51 No.18332231
    You got drunk climbed on top of me and started asking what's with all the girls.

    Then you asked if anything in a skirt was a target and changed into goddess mode and asked if you were a target

    The others agreed not to say anything about this to anyone
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:51 No.18332232
    This. White day is the perfect day for a full confession.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:51 No.18332234
    "You demanded to know if I considered anyone in a skirt to be a target. You straddled me and turned on Goddess Mode, and asked if I considered you to be a target. That's about when you passed out from the alcohol."

    Be honest, and leave out nothing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)23:52 No.18332240
    That was dealt with.

    That's good.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:52 No.18332247
    Talkin bout our feeeeeelings...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:52 No.18332249
    This more or less
    Completely upfront and honest. We like him, he has some feelings for us. It's not just because he looks good in a skirt or his occasional forays into being a girl.

    Make sure he knows the details of our relationship and that it's not that we're predatoring on women but that they come to us and we're not going to turn someone away after all the loneliness we've been through.

    Tell him our confusing feelings and that we're willing to see where it goes whether he wants something platonic or something more.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:53 No.18332259

    Be sure to bring up the fact that his little show came with an audience if he thinks we're not being honest.

    Then reassure him that they've agreed not to talk about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:54 No.18332262
    "well after we made love..."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:54 No.18332266
    rolled 18 = 18

    Oh my god. this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)23:54 No.18332268
    Also >>18332128
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:56 No.18332286

    That's a good point.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:00 No.18332335
    His reaction should be entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:01 No.18332345
    I'm curious how many of us [spoiler]want to have sex with him[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:02 No.18332354
    [spoiler]There are no spoiler tags[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:02 No.18332357
    I do. Before we even go to class, if possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:02 No.18332363
    I do if he is a female at the time, otherwise I am happy with trolling / developing a relationship with him
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:03 No.18332367

    I'm down, but no cuddleing.

    There's gay, and then there's ga-hay~.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:03 No.18332368
    I've wanted him since Day 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:03 No.18332371
    A quarter, maybe?
    I don't. Not even genderswapped.
    I can think of better people to use the genderswap potion on.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:03 No.18332377
    I want to start with goddess form, move on to male fellatio, and see where it goes from there.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:04 No.18332383
    I'm sure some are.
    >> Lookout 03/15/12(Thu)00:04 No.18332388
    not me, not even if he's using a genderswap potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:04 No.18332389
    A quarter do, or a quarter don't?
    Pretty sure it's the latter.
    I want more fem!Keima, even without sexings.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:05 No.18332392
    Once we can make the potion we will have more than enough for everyone.

    Feeding it to Shirou then handing him to Rance is still a plan I have though
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:05 No.18332393
    I want to get involved romantically. The sex is important but ultimately secondary.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:05 No.18332400
    Enough, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:05 No.18332401

    I'd say about 25-30% wanna hit it, 50% are cool either way, and the rest want NO HOMO, whether this means thy want him swapped or dropped is up for debate.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:05 No.18332402
    I didn't until that romantic dance at the masquerade ball. Last night really sealed it for me, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:07 No.18332427

    I'm...not sure. My penis is confused....
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:07 No.18332430
    A lot of us, based on the response that question got. A few really don't, though. I'm good either way - though, ideally, I want more DRAMA.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:08 No.18332437
    If it is cute, Fuck It.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)00:08 No.18332442
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    "Well..You got drunk, climbed on top of me and started asking what's with all the girls." you begin to explain.
    "Then you asked if anything in a skirt was a target and changed into goddess mode and asked if you were a target."
    His stoic appearance almost imperceptibly changing to one of shock.
    "The others agreed not to say anything about this to anyone."
    "I.. Did that?" he asks.
    His face switches back to his normal expression.
    ""I must apologize for any inconvenience my behavior last night caused you." he says as he gets up off his seat.
    "Thank you for breakfast, and telling me this."
    "Now if you would excuse me, I need some time to finish my work."
    Before you could stop him he was already out the door and on his way to his room.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:08 No.18332446

    Agreed. Worry about implications later.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:10 No.18332454
    >before you could stop him

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:10 No.18332456
    Follow him. He doesn't get to run away from this talk. One way or another, this gets resolved this morning.
    >> Lookout 03/15/12(Thu)00:10 No.18332460
    Do not pursue lu bu. let him come to us, when he's ready.
    finish preparing white day presents. do we distribute them all at once before class? During Lunch?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:10 No.18332463
    Teleport to his room.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:10 No.18332464
    Get ready for classes I guess, give Saber the chocolate after we give Shirou the book and during break sneak into Keima's room and plant the white day gifts. Preferably using invis and having time stop ready if he turns up
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:11 No.18332469
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    This should be appropriate.
    >> Lookout 03/15/12(Thu)00:11 No.18332472
    seriously guys, forcing this isn't suave. We need to wait for him to bring this to us, and until then no trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:11 No.18332473
    Mentilate to him:
    'Look, you and I both know that this is far from over. You wanna talk about it, my doors always open.'
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:11 No.18332476
    >follow him
    Noooope. We'll see him later when he's had time to think.
    Do other stuff that we were planning.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:12 No.18332478
    Run up and grab him by the arm.
    >You didn't let me finish
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:12 No.18332480

    Contact Elsie. She is to keep an eye on him, make sure he's alright, and NOT LET HIM NEAR ANY ALCOHOL.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:12 No.18332485
    Mentilate him, tell him that we both know this conversation isn't over and that whenever he feels comfortable please come talk to us about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:12 No.18332486
    During lunch sounds better

    Personally I think do not pursue Lu Bu, he is at the moment very confused and embarrassed but not showing it. Talk to him at lunch time when everyone else is distracted
    >> Lookout 03/15/12(Thu)00:13 No.18332496
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:13 No.18332498


    Tell her to let us know if he starts freaking out.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:14 No.18332503
    No, let's not add to Keima's confusion. Let's just keep it hidden for now.
    He's got enough problems without us compounding it by giving him that statue.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:16 No.18332532
    Push for at least letting him know that we haven't rejected him out of hand. This may mean a some time stop or bunny mode to catch up. The latter may help a bit as far as swapping situations a bit.
    We'll always help him, skirt or not.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:18 No.18332554
    I have to agree with this, now. And the statue in his room was my idea.

    At some point, "Hey, Keima, I was gonna leave you this on White Day, but then... things changed."

    I generally agree with this. Let him know that, when he wants to talk, we'd like to.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:20 No.18332576
    So hide his gifts for now and hope none of the sugar fiends dig around enough to find it
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:20 No.18332585
    But we don't know in character that he likes us.
    All we know is he was dead drunk last night and way awkward this morning.

    let him come to us, after he clears his head.
    pursuing him now will lead to more denial and awkwardness.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:21 No.18332597
    Thinking about it Erica is gonna lose it when she learns we kept the infinite candy bag from her long enough to give it to her as a birthday present
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:22 No.18332609
    I think even Hayate got a pretty good idea that he likes us from last night
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:22 No.18332612
    Pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:22 No.18332613
    I think it's pretty fucking obvious how he really feels - but even if it isn't to Hayate, we still need to go get him for another reason.

    WE need to apologize TO HIM.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:23 No.18332614
    Well, she has a costume ready for us in that instance.
    Though she might go with a maid outfit this time.
    >> Lookout 03/15/12(Thu)00:23 No.18332615
    only for the half-second it will take her to jam her face into it and start inhaling.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:24 No.18332634
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:24 No.18332636
    Nah she will have her head stuck in it while she beats on us for keeping it a secret for so long.. Until she hits the point of sugar coma or does a replay of the Sakura cake incident
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:25 No.18332640
    That's a risk we'll have to take.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:25 No.18332644
    All of my THIS.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)00:25 No.18332646
    Sooo uhhh what do?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:25 No.18332651
    >beats on us
    >beats us off
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:26 No.18332652
    Actually she probably bounced out the door in death by frills again. She seems to be enjoying trolling people with it more than we are enjoying trolling her with it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:27 No.18332662
    Fucked if I know.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:27 No.18332664
    Run after him, apologize, tell him this talk isn't over and that he can pick the time when to continue it, mentilate Elsie to keep an eye on him, then finish getting read for the day if Keima doesn't start talking right then and there.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:27 No.18332665
    Let him be for now. We have more important activities to tend to.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:27 No.18332669
    Prepare for White Day.
    Let Keima come to us when he's ready; do not pursue.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:27 No.18332672
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:27 No.18332673
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:28 No.18332677
    Mentilate Keima and apologize, send a mental note to Elsie to keep an eye on him for us
    Get dressed go to class hand out gifts at lunch time, give Shirou his book to distract him from Saber's chocolates.
    That it?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:28 No.18332678

    Contact Elsie. Tell her to keep an eye on Keima for us, let us know if he starts freaking out.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:29 No.18332691
    All of my this. This sums it up nicely.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:29 No.18332696
    Go after him, let him know we ought to talk about this when he feels comfortable and we're willing to wait for him to process all this.

    Also tell him that he has nothing to be sorry about.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:29 No.18332698

    Let's give Keima his space, otherwise all good.

    Especially the part about having Elsie keep an eye on him.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:29 No.18332702
    This, but don't run after him. Just a quick mental contact, "Hey, Keima, when you want to talk about things, I'd be happy to, and, I'm sorry." Then contact Elsie
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:30 No.18332707
    Mentilate to him that if he needs to talk that we're always available.
    Then get the gifts ready and into our folio, and go to class.
    >> Lookout 03/15/12(Thu)00:30 No.18332714

    the majority, by my count at least, is to mentilate to him that we will finish this conversation when he chooses, apologize if we've offended or confused him, and the ask elsie to keep a close eye on him for us, let us know if his condition worsens.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:30 No.18332716
    Give Keima breathing room guys.

    Remember when we kept following Yuki in the library? It's going to be MUCH worse than that.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:31 No.18332725
    This, but add the addendum that we want to talk this out today. We're not waiting a damn week because he WILL sulk in his room the entire time.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:32 No.18332740
    True that. He's a bit too passive-aggressive and anti-social to not set some kind of timetable.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:33 No.18332742
    Include a wink.
    And a smile.
    Always a smile.
    Service with a smile.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)00:34 No.18332764
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    'Hey.' you contact him mentally 'If you want to continue talking about this later, just feel free to come up to me. I will be waiting.'

    'Elsie? Hey, I want you to keep an eye on Keima for me. NEVER LET HIM GET ANY MORE ALCHOHOL.' you tell her.
    'Okay!' she replies.
    'Thanks. I'll have a reward for you later.'

    And with that, you pack up all the presents and head to class.
    There, you find that you still have about 30 mins before classes start.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:35 No.18332766
    Yeah. He'll cry in his bed for like twenty minutes, pull himself together JUST ENOUGH to put on a mask of neutrality and go to class, not really paying any attention to anything or anyone all the while, just roboting through the day.
    Then he'll return to his room, making any necessary excuses to get out of social obligations or people asking him how he's doing, sit down at his computer, and lose himself in dating sims until he can no longer keep his eyes open, followed by crying himself to sleep.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:36 No.18332773
    Make Benton's get ready and go to class
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:36 No.18332775
    Start handing out gifts to all of the people we got gifts for.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:36 No.18332782
    Sounds like some personal experience there, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:37 No.18332784
    First, Sousuke and his bread. Ask him if the combat evaluations at the end of the week will interfere with our trip.

    Then, we can start handing out our giri-choco's.
    Now that I think about it, we should have made Lily something. We can make something real quick during lunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:37 No.18332787
    Sousuke bread, Hina pin, Nanoha... what did we get Nanoha again?
    We're IN class.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:39 No.18332797
    We got Nanoha a dark chocolate heart with white chocolate wings.

    We NEED to work on the locket today; her birthday is tomorrow, and we haven't recorded jack shit for it yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:40 No.18332811
    Get lunches made, panic like a motherfucker if we forgot to make chocolates for anyone, we almost certainly did. Make something thematic for them and hit ourselves in the head for such a mistake. Let the twins know about what happened. Set up bread and get to class. We should hand out all of the chocolates during lunch and try to get some private time to hand out the specialized gifts.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:41 No.18332823
    Make lily some flower shaped chocolates
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:41 No.18332824

    Give BREAD.


    Have KRAUS amke something for LILY since we TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HER.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:41 No.18332825
    Well I'm no Hayate, but let's just say my teenage years were not fun ones. I'm over it now though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:41 No.18332826
    Plainly, we must majaik up some chocolate eyes, to be completely fucking heartless.
    >> Sidestory: le chat japonais Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)00:42 No.18332832
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    You are Katsuragi Keima, the capturing god.
    And he just told you what happened.

    You can't believe you did that.
    You can't believe you raised that flag.
    Taking your PSP out, you ask Elsi to play the recording she's sure to have.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332839
    This, of course, is fairly decent.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332840
    We need to get them ready as quickly as we can!
    Can we make them in 30 minutes?
    If not, maybe use Kraus, as crass as it would be?
    Or have Jakob make them while we're in class so we can give them to Lily at lunch?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332842

    Woah there son, Chocolate flowers on those Pocky pretzel sticks.

    Now is not the time to push our shit onto somebody else.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332843
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:44 No.18332855
    ...actually, Keima probably would use that version.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:44 No.18332858
    Don't mind me. I'm just being shitty because I'm in a shitty mood.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:44 No.18332860
    Chocolate Lillies on picky sticks
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:45 No.18332863
    We set it up so it would have multiple different recordings, right?
    One of them HAS to be an extremely off-key rendition of I Will Always Love You.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:46 No.18332877
    Would me recording more of my shitty phaux-italian accent make you feel less shitty? Or any other equally funny accent?

    I could sing Fly Me To The Moon.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:47 No.18332891
    Agreed upon recordings:
    "I love you"
    "Good morning"
    "Good night"
    Nanoha's movement in Hayate's Concerto in A minor.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:47 No.18332895
    Make them tulips or Chrysanthemums, just to screw with her head.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:48 No.18332901
    Keima has to suck it up for now. It's White Day. And we've got three commitments to upkeep.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)00:50 No.18332920
    >WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:51 No.18332927
    Party like it's 1939
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:51 No.18332930
    Hand out heartfelt gifts.
    >> Lookout 03/15/12(Thu)00:52 No.18332932
    talk to nanoha, see what she did last night. Wait to distribute presents until lunch break.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:52 No.18332933

    We came to a consensus: Give bread to Sosuke, give chocolates to the appropriate recipients, magic up a couple more if we forgot somebody.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:52 No.18332936
    Maybe. Mainly, I think I need to get some more sleep. That normally does the trick.

    Let's stick with Queen for lyrical songs: I Was Born to Love You
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:53 No.18332942
    Ok I'd rather not magic up the chocolate flowers but if we have to we can, tell Jacob and Ted that we screwed up and are a miserable failure of a butler and ask if they could whip up some chocolate flowers and that we are a disgrace and don't deserve their constant service. Also we should get some bread baking.

    While that's happening start reading through the classics Yuki gave us.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:53 No.18332943
    Give Sousuke bread, give Hina pin. Mention that we know it won't cure her fear of heights, but it should help if she wants to conquer it herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:53 No.18332944
    It just feels WRONG to majaik up some chocolates for Lily, when we hand-made the chocolates for everyone else.

    I'm voting to start giving out some of the giri-choco's, and when lunch rolls around, we Bunny Mode back to our room and whip up chocolates for Lily.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:53 No.18332948
    Deliver bread, majaik up some choloate flowers for Lily, pass all that chocolate out.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:53 No.18332949

    There's several non-queen songs we kinda wanna do.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)00:55 No.18332960
    Damnit, you're right.

    Then do 'em! I'm not gonna quit if Queen doesn't get used, just because I have a music boner for the group.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:55 No.18332966

    The thing is though, if we don't MAGIC we're going to have nothing for her now, and now's the time we hand it out.

    Make it up to her later if we have to, but remember: 99% of this is going straight to a love interest.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:57 No.18332978
    Agreed on asking for assistance from our familiars.
    We will not insult Lily by giving only her the non-handmade chocolates.

    Maybe they can get things started, and we can put the finishing touches on the chocolate flowers. Then, we can tell her that the chocolate is from Jakob, Theodore, and us.

    I think we can afford to giver her chocolate later.
    Not all of the chocolates are for love interests, a lot of them are giri-choco's, and since Lily was brought up in Japan, she'll understand.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:00 No.18333022
    Okay, I'm missing something, here.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)01:01 No.18333032
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    >give out chocos

    You hand Amazoness the wrapped up chocolate-rexes.
    "What This?" she asks you.
    "It's a white day present." you explain to her. "On this day, in my dimension and maybe some others, men give out presents to female friends and relations."
    "Thank you, Hayate. Me appreciate this." she says with a smile.
    "You are most welcome."

    You then deliver Sakura's present.
    "Aaaww, a white day gift? I didn't know you also knew about white day." she asks you
    "Well i was in a pretty normal modern Japanese setting as well back home, I just wanted to give you girls something to show my appreciation for everything."
    "Thanks hayate! you're the best." she beams up at you.

    You then turn your attention to Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:02 No.18333036
    We majaik her up some chocolates and apologize, make it up to her next opportunity we get.

    The majaik chocolates won't be any worse than hand made ones but we will know the difference is all
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:02 No.18333038

    It's like the difference between giving valentine's chocolate to your girlfriend, and giving some to your girl friends.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)01:03 No.18333044
    Obligation chocolates.
    Stuff you give to friends.

    Homnei choco are love chocos IIRC
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:04 No.18333050

    It's essentially chocolate we're socially obligated to give out.
    Most giri-choco is cheap store-bought stuff, but we're a classy butler, so it's all hand-made.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:05 No.18333065
    Ah, danke.

    Well of course it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:07 No.18333086
    I suppose hoping futuyate bailing us out on this is stupid to hope for really, our list would be weeks long if we didn't fix some things ourselves
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:08 No.18333104
    It's fairly inconsequential, really. Not really worth the effort, when we can just get it to her a little later ourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:09 No.18333110

    We could use it as a threat to leverage assets to getting our watch fixed.

    "If you don't help me fix my watch so I can get laid, I'll cause a paradox."
    "Is that a threat?"
    "No, that's just what'll happen. I hav no idea how to fix it and I've already met myself time-traveling."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:10 No.18333116
    OH actually yeah, let's add that to THE TIME JOURNAL of things we need to go back in time to do!

    -Make Lily super ornate chocolate flowers for White Day
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:10 No.18333122
    We've got enough chocolates to hand out that we could have the excuse of getting them to Lily later, because we've got so much to hand out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)01:10 No.18333125
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    You approach Hina and hand her the wrapped up chocolate butterflies.
    "W-whats this?" she asks you.
    "It's your whiteday present."
    "B-but, you didnt have to buy me one."
    "Oh I didn't buy them, I made them." you tell her
    "I find it better if i made my gifts by hand."
    "B-but you didn't have to."
    "True," you answer. "but I wanted to."
    "T-thanks." she tells you as she desperately tries to hide the blush forming.

    [ ]give erica's bunny
    [ ]give it later
    [ ]Yuki's stuff
    [ ]majaik some choco for lily

    >didnt give hina the pin.
    >you as a character decided that the chocos are good for now, due to her being flustered enough as is.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:10 No.18333128
    Futuyate bailing us out is not the same as someone else bailing us out.

    It's simply extreme levels of procrastination. Not that it's any better or worse, only differently bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:11 No.18333131
    you realize that getting help from Futuyate with fixing the clock would in itself cause a paradox, right?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:12 No.18333138
    We should save TIEM JOURNAL entries for big things, which this isn't really.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:12 No.18333145

    Plus 'forgetting' it is a good reason to come find her later.

    Let Ted and Jakob roam free, ask them to give Yuki the Chocolate we made her f they run into her.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:13 No.18333156
    Dispatch Ted & Jakob with Yuki's, to deliver "if they run into her"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:14 No.18333162

    Not if that's how HE got the watch fixed.

    We'd actually just be using evidence of his existence to black-mail the bureau into helping us.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:14 No.18333166
    [x] Erica's bunny
    WITH SUIT. Why is nobody remembering the suit? We can get Kraus to ask Frau to do it.
    Also send T+J off to Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:15 No.18333178

    >Again with the hive-mind. What is it with us?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:15 No.18333179
    "B-but he's just you with a bowler!"
    "...shit. Better get that watch fixed."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:18 No.18333206
    I may have been influenced by your post, there is a full minute between them.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:20 No.18333225

    >2 guptas.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:21 No.18333249
    How about we actually give it to Yuki ourselves? She going going to run away from us again and it is wrong to not hand the gift over ourself
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:23 No.18333268

    Because Jake and Ted will let it 'slip' that we made it ourselves.

    Plus we're busy, and it's better to give it by proxy than late.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:23 No.18333269
    Not necessarily, in that case it is a stable time loop, stable time loops are completely fine.

    Also I think we're comfortable enough with Yuki to give her chocolate ourself. Ask Jacob and Ted to get started on Lily chocolate, finish it up at lunch and give it to her with profuse apologies.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:23 No.18333276
    Are you saying that our minions that are also her new friends aren't good enough? Are you?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:24 No.18333286
    Send Jakob back to the dorms, and get the basics of the chocolate flowers for Lily prepared. Use Laplace mode as necessary.

    We will give Erica her chocolates along with Ursula at lunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:24 No.18333288

    >trust me mind.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:34 No.18333382
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:36 No.18333406
    What's the latest on DEATH BY FRILLS?

    We give Erica the day off?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:37 No.18333414


    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)01:38 No.18333426
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    You take out Ted and J.
    You hand them the chocolates for Yuki with the instructions to deliver it to her.
    "oh and Jakob, if you can find the time after that, can you go up to our room and get started on some chocolate. I'll join you at lunch to finish them up."
    "Of course sir," he answers you as he trudges off on Ted's back.

    As they walk out of the door, Mike walks in to start classes.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:38 No.18333429

    Gooood question....
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:39 No.18333437
    She ran out of the room before we decided
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:40 No.18333446
    There was some sentiment towards being willing to.

    The only problem with having her wear the suit we got her, is that it probably doesn't work with the uniform colors. So we should have her change after classes, if we're gonna get her in the suit.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:40 No.18333449
    She probably bounced out of the room in death by frills actually
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:40 No.18333456
    Man, Jacob and Ted are the best, if anyone fucks with them we will probably bring down an entire universe so that nobody ever screws with our footmen again.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:42 No.18333466
    Well could you expect any less form a gift given by the actual Santa and a tiny dapper aguamon?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:42 No.18333471
    We must acquire more Familiars, so that Jakob may be properly promoted to Valet.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:43 No.18333485
    Well I suggested dapperizing a shark after we went to Nemo's I would say dolphin but they are overdone
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:45 No.18333500

    That and dolphins rape people.

    A lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:46 No.18333512
    Yeah that too, didn't expect any fa/tg/uys to know that so I didn't mention it. Wouldn't want our familliars scoring what we should be getting
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:46 No.18333517
    Also dolphins are enormous, enormous jerks.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:47 No.18333526

    It's not the scoring, it's the RAPE that bothers me.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)01:47 No.18333527
    During class Mike discussed the importance of the ability to blend in with the local populace.
    As he discusses this his eyes are boring a whole through Shirou's forehead.

    Lunch time arrives.
    Most of the class heads out to buy lunch in the cafeteria or hang out outside.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:47 No.18333534
    Hmmm a dapper shark, killer whale or penguin next.. Nt sure which I like the idea of more
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:48 No.18333539

    Who roam the sea in packs, and rape eople.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:48 No.18333545
    Teleport to our room and finish the chocolates for lily off.
    Hand out our remaining giri chocolates and then have lunch with our girls and give them their chocolates
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:49 No.18333550
    Did we give Shirou the book yet? If not we should give him the book and Saber's lion.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:49 No.18333554

    Penguins come with the Tux built in.


    Go back to room, whip up the flowers, continue distributing goodies.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333557
    Bread Sagara, book Shirou, finish Lily's chocolates, I'm still voting for a flower that has absolutely nothing to do with lilies just to mess with her.

    Keep handing out the giri-choco to all of the ladies.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333566
    Bunny Mode or teleport (if we can target Jakob as a target) to our room and quickly finish up the chocolate flowers for Lily (I believe we were going with chrysantheums and maybe tulips), use a blast of liquid nitrogen from Kraus to cool the chocolate quickly. Then find Lily, give her the flower-chocolates, and then find our girls to have lunch with them and give them their gifts.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333572
    We haven't yet I think.
    We also need to hand out chocolates to Mio and Trude, pancakes to Luchinni and our chocotits to MEEYAFOOJEE
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333573
    Finish Lilly's chocolates. Then distribute all the chocolates.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:51 No.18333579
    Smart penguins are kinda creepy, but I'd say that'd be best. Shinji might find it amusing...or traumatizing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:51 No.18333580
    A girl penguin in a maid outfit then.

    For the irony.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:51 No.18333582
    I thought it was lillies to go with her name we can do a mix or whatever though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)01:53 No.18333605
    Nah, it's not-lilies for a little light trolling. Also lilies would be obvious.

    You're weird.

    Let's do this thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:54 No.18333617
    Fair enough
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:56 No.18333636
    I forgot, include some chocolate hearts with bunny ears for Vita!
    We can't forget Nanoha's best friend and team mate!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:57 No.18333647
    I bet that Jacob noticed that we were forgetful and did us a solid, he's probably has it on lockdown.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:58 No.18333654
    Do them as well then. We might have to make some chocolates for Madoka while we are at it as well or she would feel left out and we wouldn't be up to standard
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:58 No.18333656
    Or little chocolate mallets! With shortcake handles!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:59 No.18333675
    Goddamn, I can't believe I forgot Madoka!
    Chocolates with strawberry preserve centers!

    We are the worst butler!
    And people want to add MORE women to the list?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:00 No.18333683
    So Vita chocolate bunny ear heart and mallets?
    Madoka chocolate frills?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:01 No.18333693
    Problem with Vita and Madoka is that they're both not constantly around, so they're easier to forget.

    Looks like we may ahve to engage Bunny mode just to get this shit done.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:01 No.18333694
    Let me tell you something - my little sister is named after a particular flower.

    The only person who has ever in her entire life given her flowers other than that one kind was me. To her, those were the most special she's ever received, and confided in me as much.

    We're not getting her lilies.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:02 No.18333706
    You sir, get a brofist.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:05 No.18333749
    Sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:06 No.18333762
    They are seen every now and then so we need to make sure we do things for them as hard as it is to remember every character in the game
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:08 No.18333784
    I'm certainly not saying we SHOULDN'T do something for them. Just that it's not too hard to forget.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:09 No.18333806
    Yeah I didn't mean that, just we are going to always have trouble remembering every character out there when we get to things like this.

    Until they are all in our swag pile at least
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)02:09 No.18333810
    You tell Erica to go on ahead and start eating with the others, telling her that you'd be following soon.
    You then give sagara his bread and then walk up to Shirou.
    "Hey Shirou, can you let out Saber for a bit?"
    "I have something for her."
    "I just do."

    He draws his sword and it turns into the armor-clad saber.
    "Hello Saber. I hope you don't mind accepting these." you tell her as you hand her the wrapped lions.
    "What are these?" she asks.
    "Theyre your whiteday present. In my culture, it is customary to give females presents on this day."
    She opens the box up and holds up one of the lions.
    "It's amazing. I am not worthy of such work."
    "I'm glad you like it. I made everyone something, so please feel free to eat those."
    "Thank you." Saber tells you with a smile.
    Shirou smelled the scent of chocolate.
    He knew that sweet intoxicating aroma.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333816
    So, for Landing Gear if he refreshes:
    Teleport or Bunny Mode back to the room, and whip up really fast Chrysanthemum and Tulip chocolates for Lily, Chocolate Mallets with Shortbread Handles and a couple chocolate hearts with bunny ears for Vita, and some frilly chocolates with strawberry centers for Madoka.

    Eat lunch with the girls, after preparation is done, giving out chocolates as we go.

    Who else are we missing?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333837

    Give him the sword book.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333839
    Pull out the A-Z Swords book and wave it in Shirou's face.
    "Shirou! Look! Swords!"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333843
    Do we let Saber bonk him in the head for trying to steal her shit, or do we quickly give him his stuff so he settles down?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333847
    Recette and tear
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333850
    Shove the ABC's of swords in his face and tell him that the chocolate is Saber's and that you aren't allowed to steal someone else's chocolate.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:12 No.18333855
    Intercept with fudge.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:12 No.18333861
    Big Book of Swords. And majaik up some crappy chocolates for him.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:12 No.18333866

    I've just spotted the flaw in our plan.

    It requires Shirou to care more about a BOOK than FUDGE.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:13 No.18333883
    No, it requires him to care more about SWORDS than fudge.

    Sword-book him, In the face.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:14 No.18333894
    It was ABC's of swords wasn't it?
    Either way distract him with the book and a quick clip under the ear if necessary
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:14 No.18333898
    Not bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:16 No.18333926
    This after we sort out the Shirou situation.
    And et the girls to snag the witches / friends we haven't handed chocolates out to yet
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:17 No.18333940
    Shit I suggested that last time as well, add that to the list
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:17 No.18333942
    Hit him with the book.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)02:17 No.18333944
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    You hold Shirou back from making a grab at Saber's present.
    YOu then take out the book.
    "Hey shirou, look at this." you tell him as you demonstrate it.
    You pull out an impressive Macuahuitl from the books M page.
    "oooh..." Shirou looks entranced.
    "i'll give you this book, if you promise not to take Saber's chocolate."
    he looks back from the chocolate lion to the book.
    he does this several more times.
    "b-but... b-but.." he stammers.
    "Okay okay, Ill give you this too." you tell him as you materialize a cinderblock sized bar of milk chocolate.
    He grabs the chocolate brick and the book.
    "DEAL!" he says in a toothy grin
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:20 No.18333981
    I guess that'll do. Now, for last-minute-bunny-mode-chocolate-making
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:20 No.18333991

    Crisis averted. Pop into our room for LAST MINUTE CHOCOLATES. Then go meet the girls and hand theirs out.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:21 No.18333996
    Okay, we'd better step on it.
    Teleport to Jakob's location, and get started on the list here

    If we have the spare time and chocolate, chocolate coins for Recette and Tear.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:21 No.18334003


    We're at three and counting today....
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:22 No.18334010
    Tell Saber that if she ever needs somewhere to get away from his idiocy we're right across the hall with a hot pot of tea.

    Pop to our room and construct the various chocolates we forgot. If we still have time during lunch spend it with our ladies and hand out more giri-choco.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:22 No.18334012
    They're just so obvious.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)02:23 No.18334015
    You quickly head back to your room to get working on those chocolates for people you forgot.
    You find Jakob had already had the chocolate premelted and was only waiting for you to shape them.

    For Lilly you make a small bouquet of chrysanthemums and tulips.
    For Vita, a chocolate mallet and a simple small heart.
    For Recette and Tear, 2 pouches of chocolate coins in gold and silver foil
    And a bunch of chocolate covered strawberries for Madoka.

    After you've made each of these, a quick pop in the freezer solidifies them.

    You then pack them up and head out.

    [ ]deliver
    [ ]lunch first.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:23 No.18334017
    Recette and Tear chocolate guptas
    Madoka chocolate frills with strawberry center
    Vita chocolate mallet and hearts with bunny ears
    Lily chocolate Chysthanthemums / tulips on pocky sticks
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:24 No.18334029
    Lunch can wait, today is special.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:24 No.18334039

    Lunch first. With our girls, multi-task.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334047
    Deliver and lunch, Mentilate to Vita, Madoka and the witches to meet us at where Nanoha and the twins are go to lily and drop her chocolates off then go to the girls and hand out the rest saving our girlfriends and specifically Erica for last
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334048
    Wait on Lunch, get some deliveries in, if we still have time lunch with them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334053
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334059


    We can skip lunch if this takes too long.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:26 No.18334064
    Lunch first.
    We can always give the other girls their chocolates at the end of class.
    But we must not neglect our girls, not today.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:27 No.18334089
    This is good, gets everything out of the way and makes our girls feel like the centre of attention when we hand them their awesome chocolates
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:28 No.18334097
    This does workw ell.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:29 No.18334106
    Gets everyone at once...good plan!
    Supported! And it derails LG's plans! Bonus!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:30 No.18334114
    It's a talent I have.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:32 No.18334142

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:32 No.18334144
    So consensus is screw rails we get everyone?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:33 No.18334153
    I think so.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:33 No.18334157

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)02:34 No.18334172
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    You call VIta and Madoka.
    'Hi, I was wondering, could you come behind the Academic building? I have something for you.'
    'I'm already here.'
    'I'm here with Sakura.'
    'well that's convenient.' you say.
    "RIDICULOUSLY CONVENIENT!" the Ash's voice shouts from somewhere outside the gates

    'Major. I was wondering, would it be possible for you to bring the other witches behind the Academic building for lunch?"
    "Behind the building? What exactly are you planning on doing there? hahaha'
    'Nothing like whatever you're implying. I just wanted to hand out some stuff.' you tell her
    'Sure I'll try and rope them in. Your stuff better be good, or I'll be seriously disappointed.' she says with another laugh
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:35 No.18334189
    "My stuff is the best. Both in and out of innuendo!"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:37 No.18334205
    "I assure you Major, that what I give out is always of the highest quality."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:38 No.18334220
    I am slightly insulted that you even considered the possibility that I would make or provide anything of less than the highest quality.

    We've got the witches and magical girls, quick trip for Lily and we're good.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:38 No.18334221
    "you will love it in your mouth"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:49 No.18334317
    Aaaaand LG is having issues sorting all this crap I just dumped on him out by sidestepping the choice slowing things down... Go me
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)02:50 No.18334325
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    You make a quick Detour into class to find lily eating at her desk.
    "Miss Lily, I was wondering if you would accept these."
    "Chocolate flowers?"
    "Yes, It's my whiteday present for you."
    "Thank you for remembering me, I appreciate these."
    You bid a hurried goodbye and head back out.

    You arrive at your Usual lunch spot to find the girls there.
    The witches, barring perrinne and trude, arrive a moment later.

    "Everyone," you tell the collection of 9 girls on the grass. "I called you all here to hand out your Whiteday presents."

    "In my Dimension and possibly some of yours, it is customary for a male to give presents to his female friends and relations. I hope you all enjoy these."

    You give Madoka and Vita their's first.
    "Thank you." madoka says with a smile.
    "Are you trying to poison me?" Vita asks as she opens hers.
    "Of course not miss Vita."
    "Hmnnn." she twirls the mallet around and brings it down crashing onto the chocolate heart. She does this several more times till the heart is nothing more than chunks of brown and white.
    "Heh. This is fun. Thanks." she says as she scoops up some chocolate and eats it.

    You then turn to the three witches.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:52 No.18334340
    Every. Time.
    >She does this several more times till the heart is nothing more than chunks of brown and white.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:52 No.18334343
    That is both cute and scary of Vita
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/15/12(Thu)02:53 No.18334346
    It is the price we pay for awesomeness.

    And now, I must bid you all a good [period of time], as I should have been asleep an hour ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:54 No.18334362
    Sleep well Udz.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:55 No.18334367
    We will need to track down Perrine and Trude later.

    Hmm...I wonder how Trude would react if Hayate dressed up with a randosel, and called her "onee-chan".
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:56 No.18334370
    Is the picture in response to our attempted derail, or Nanoha's response to Vita smashing her chocolates?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:56 No.18334371

    That action was adorifying
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:56 No.18334379
    Death by nosebleed. We must do it!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:57 No.18334383


    What kind of a fucking super-villain does that to the english language?

    What the hell did WORDS ever do to you?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:58 No.18334389
    She would affectionately crush us to death.

    OK END
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:58 No.18334398
    I still think Trude would appreciate the fudge statue more than anyone else.

    We've been creating words for the whole quest. It's not like this is the first one.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:59 No.18334401

    In elementary school I was trapped under a pile of dictionaries when the reference section collapsed on me during an earth-quake.

    It wasn't until the busses went home that they realized I was missing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:59 No.18334406
    Well maybe not more than the twins with an anatomically correct one but we could make one for her too
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)03:02 No.18334430
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    YOu first give the major her chocolate's and those for Perrinne and Trude.
    "You know, when you said something about giving us stuff, this isnt exactly what I had in mind. hahaha!"
    "Just try them major, I'm sure you will still enjoy them all the same."
    She unwraps one of the liquour chocolates and bites into it.
    "Hmnn this is good. Did you make these?"
    "You really will make a good wife! hahaha!"

    You hand Meeyafuji her pair of giant mallows.
    "So how was that thing with Ryuu?"
    "It was interesting. I'm still having a hard time getting my head around the whole potion business, but He said, we can take it slowly for me to adapt."
    "That's great."

    "Hey luchinni, here." you toss her the package of pancakes.
    "just a SMALL gift from me. Hope I dont fall FLAT of your expectations. I hope i didnt make a TINY mistake like using A-CUP of salt instead of sugar."
    She glowers at you but still rips in to the package the same time that Miyafuji was opening hers.
    Miyafuji's eyes are glowing with joy as Luchinni glares at you after they see what's inside.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:02 No.18334433
    Do you also hate paper and shelving, Anon?
    just out of curiosity
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:03 No.18334436

    Oh god, Hayate's learned to cross the fourth wall back to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:05 No.18334448
    The rest of the presents to the rest of the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:05 No.18334450
    I think we should go easier on Luchinni with the flat jokes. We don't want to wear them out, and she's self-conscious enough as it is.

    That said, let's got our girls, and give them their gifts, and eat lunch with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:05 No.18334453
    If you want me to wife for you I'd be perfectly willing to, you just have to clear it with Erica, Ursula and Nanoha.

    Give the rest of the giri out, snuggle up with our ladies and eat some lunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:08 No.18334460
    Oh god MEEYAFOOJEE is going to love us forever for that and Luchinni is going to hate us for about five minutes for those jokes then love us again for the sweets

    Give our girlfriends their chocolates starting with Nanoha and giving Erica hers last, save the lingerie for back in our room with the twins

    Is Erica in death by frills or did we give her today off LG?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:09 No.18334465
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:09 No.18334467
    I don't think it's been mentioned yet. Is Erica in DEATH BY FRILLS today?

    As for WAT DO, give our girls their chocolates.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:10 No.18334473
    This is only the second time we have really done it and it's not going to be like Keima where it is a recurring thing. Every now and then we will do it but we otherwise we do really like her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)03:15 No.18334493
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    You sit down by your girls and give them thier presents.

    Nanoha opens the box containing the chocolate winged heart. her face lights up and she hugs you.
    "Thank you! It looks so beautiful, It seems like a waste to eat it."
    "Just go ahead and eat it, I can always make you another one afterwards."
    She gives you a quick kiss on the cheek and gets back to admiring her gift.

    You then give Ursula and Erica their bunnies.
    "Here, girls, I hope you like them."
    "Thank you Hayate." Ursula tells you as she cradles the chocolate figure.
    "AAAMMPPGHH" Erica unceremoniously has bitten an ear off and has begun eating it.

    You spent the rest of lunch eating your Bento and conversing with the girls around you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)03:17 No.18334507
    She is wearing them.
    but stopped bouncing around.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:17 No.18334512

    Clearly that means we won.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:18 No.18334515
    Let's see, I think the only girls left are Recette and Tear, simply because we go to their store so much, Elsie, and Shinku.

    After classes, we need to work on that locket for Nanoha in earnest.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:18 No.18334518
    So the others told her she couldn't out cute us without making everyone physically sick or she figured it out and decided just to get in with it for her last day
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)03:19 No.18334521
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:20 No.18334529
    Yeah just at the end of lunch see if Keima is about to give Elsie her chocolate fire truck if not then Mentilate her and see how he is going and drop by later.

    Give shinku her cookies before classes start after lunch and then after classes go to the PX no drop off the chocolates for Recette and Tear
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:23 No.18334539
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:23 No.18334541
    Page 9.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:23 No.18334543
    Page 9

    The frilly outfit is less fun when she doesn't try to counter it or countertroll us.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:24 No.18334549
    Page 9 cap'n we're takin on water but we ain't sunk yet!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:24 No.18334552
    From Outer Space
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:25 No.18334555


    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:25 No.18334557
    Wait, wait, we just met them, I think we can get away with it.
    And honestly, Kraus needs to man up and give his girls digital chocolates.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:25 No.18334558
    That might be because we're perceiving the story through a primarily textual medium. It's probably a lot more amusing to see it in person.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:26 No.18334566
    More like we're just in desperate need of a drawfag.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:27 No.18334571
    Very true. So many moments we could of used one
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:31 No.18334589
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:31 No.18334594
    That doesn't show what page we are on though, LG needed to know how close we are to sunk
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:33 No.18334603

    Some of the better ones aren't even in the quest. I would pay good money to see 'man-candy' realized in art.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:34 No.18334613
    True, I would love to see a mock up of things go boom with three bay
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:36 No.18334637
    >r:476 / i:28 / p:10
    Replies, images, page.
    The only time it doesn't have a page number is when it is on the front page.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:36 No.18334638
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    Quite. It's one of the pleasures we get from KY over on /a/. We have a drawfag that does our bad ends and the wackier shit we come up with. This gem was from like last Saturday.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:38 No.18334647
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:39 No.18334654
    Ah I never noticed that.

    Suppose it's mainly since I looked at the picture to find the thread rather than anything else about it
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)03:40 No.18334660
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    You head back up to class, but before you enter the room, you take out Ted and J again.
    "Hi guys, one final favor for the day. Can you take these to Recette and Tear at the PX?" you say as you hand them the two bundles.
    "After that you can do whatever you want for the afternoon."
    "Our pleasure old bean."
    "Of course sir, We shall see you later."

    With a couple more minutes left till classes start, you finish your list of gifts to hand out.
    "Hey Shinku." you tell her as she sits in jun's lap. "Have these cookies from me and Kraus. It's our White Day present for you."
    She opens the package and her eyes instanly light up upon seeing hte kunkun white chocolate cookies.
    you hear her emit a tiny squeal of delight.
    "Thank you. I will treasure these." she says after she finally regains her composure.
    "YOu are most welcome." you tell her with a bow.

    YOu then walk over to Keima who has been his usual silent self throught the morning.
    "Hey man, can you take out Elsie? I have something for her."
    "sure." he says as he pulls out his psp and Elsie materializes into her human form.
    "hey Elsie, I made you this for white day. I hope you like it." you tell her as you hand her her gift.
    She opens it and she lets out a loud squeal of happiness.
    she says as she looks at it from all angles.
    "I'm glad you like it." you tell her.
    She runs out of the room shortly 'flying' the firetruck through the air and making siren sounds.

    "Hey." you tell Keima "You okay now?"
    "I am fine. No need to concern yourself over me." he tells you flatly.

    Mike enters the room before you could continue the conversation.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:41 No.18334670
    >I am fine.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:44 No.18334689
    [x]All girls given White Day gifts.

    Okay, unless Elsie contacts us that Keima wants to talk, after classes we'll need to get to work on Nanoha's locket.

    Where can we play our violin in private?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:44 No.18334690

    >Cute girl.
    >Bro-tier side-kick.
    >Awesome Wingman.
    >Highly excitable.
    >Unhealthy obsession with fire-trucks.

    You know, I think I finally understand the term 'waifu'.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:44 No.18334691
    We are going to have everyone lining up for harem invites after today
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:46 No.18334711


    You are a terrible liar.

    I can only hope we get some perspective omake.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:46 No.18334713
    ...aw fuck. I just remembered. Tsukino, from Pantasia. The Baker Girl.
    Maybe just giver her more of our delicious baguette?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:48 No.18334725
    Wherever we practice it will attract attention..
    Play outside near where we ran into Perrinne and Hina last night maybe we can catch them again and sway them some more
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:49 No.18334733
    Nah she was left out because it is innuendo and flirting more than someone we give a white day gift to.

    Plus that road leads to death from many sources until we do it right
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)03:50 No.18334735
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    Classes end faster than you expected.
    After everyone was dismissed Mike calls out to you in your head.
    "Hayate, Come down to my office with Hina." he tells you.
    "I need you to help out with some of her training."
    "Okay Mike, We'll be on our way."

    "Hey Erica, You go on ahead, Mike needs me for something." you tell her as you and Hina walk by her seat on the way out.
    "Sure." she says as she gives you a quick kiss.
    "The girls and I will be waiting at home."

    With that You and Hina walked on to Mike's place for training
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:51 No.18334740

    Agreed. Tell them we'll play them something special after we finish recording, if they let us finish recording in peace.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:51 No.18334742
    Time to get our ass kicked again.

    That or flying.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:51 No.18334743
    "waifu" means someone you find cute/beautiful.
    Or at least it did, until it was butchered.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:54 No.18334762
    Waifu means the kind of character you'd buy a body-pillow of.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:54 No.18334767
    Yeah, now, after-butcher.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:55 No.18334773

    Idle conversation.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:56 No.18334780
    No, no, it needs to be timed right!
    Not yet!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)03:57 No.18334790
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    You step into Mike's office to find he has already converted it into the grassy field he often uses for training.

    "Hina, You've done admiringly well during our last training sessions to help you with your agoraphobia." He tells her.
    "Unfortunately, there is only so much I could do with projections and spacial modifications."
    he then turns to you. "And that is where you come in. previously, Hina has only been dealing with being in high, stationary places. I want her to deal with movement through the air. And that is why I want you to fly her up using your saucers."

    "I'll be glad to be of service." you tell her and Mike.
    "Okay Hayate, Conjure up a pair of saucers. One for each of you. I want you up there with her In case something goes wrong."

    You do as told and the two of you each step onto a saucers.
    'Okay, take her up a 5 meters and hold it steady,' Mike tells you.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:57 No.18334793

    Mid-training when she falls?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:58 No.18334797
    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:58 No.18334799
    I thought it meant someone whom, if she were real, you'd be willing to marry.
    So, found highly attractive in both personality and appearance.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:59 No.18334803
    HOLD IT!

    Agoraphobia is the fear of wide-open spaces or crowds.
    Fear of heights is acrophobia.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:59 No.18334806

    Wait for her to panic, then hop on her platform, clip the pin on, AND STEP OFF THE SIDE.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:01 No.18334812
    Do as Mike says. Keep things steady and stable.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:01 No.18334813
    >Wait for her to panic

    No thanks.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:01 No.18334815


    She starts to panic. Hop onto hers.

    "Do you trust me?"
    "Then hang on." Afterwards, reveal the trick.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:02 No.18334820
    Uh...no. Scaring her out of her mind is a bad idea.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)04:02 No.18334823
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    YOu do as told and wait for further orders.
    Hina looks calm on her saucer, if fidgetting a little.
    'Okay fly the saucers around at that level. Not too fast, about walking speed.'
    You do as Mike says.
    Hina visibly becomes nervous once the movement begins.

    'Okay now take it up to 10 meters.'
    At this height you can see Hina's knees begin shaking.
    'move again.'
    She's almost at the verge of panicking.

    'Okay kid. bring yourselves up to 20 meters.'

    That's the "PURE" sense of the term.
    Now its been butchered as HURR I FAP TO HER.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:03 No.18334824
    If she panics, hop over to her platform, take her in your arm and lock eyes with her, softly telling her she's fine, she's safe, there's nothing to be afraid of, etc...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:03 No.18334826
    I hope you know that Mike's probably going to kick our ass if we freak her out needlessly.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:03 No.18334829
    So this?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:05 No.18334832
    This, we should calm her down and slip the pin onto her and activate it
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:05 No.18334835

    Sometimes risks are needed.

    But if you guys want to do it the other way, fine. But we won't have another opportunity like this for giving it to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:06 No.18334841
    Ask her if she's okay with it, then do it.
    No you tards. Just throw her the pin and say 'What goes up must come down. Eventually.'
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:06 No.18334842
    We can still do this, after she's calmed down.
    just seems a bit douchy to do it when she's already panicking
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:07 No.18334847
    Risks need to be assessed, where she is now such a trick would probably set her back instead of helping. When she can be on a saucer without freaking out we can pull something like that
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:07 No.18334848
    Yeah but we don't need to make her flip shit.

    Explain it a little then do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:07 No.18334851
    Why the need to scare the fuck out of her to give it to her? We should just pull it out at the end of the session, and explain what it does to Mike. He'll include it into the training as he sees best.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:08 No.18334857

    It's not supposed to be 'turn the fear up to 11' it's 'calm down. I'm going to help you cheat.'
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:08 No.18334858
    'Hina, are you alright?'

    No to sabotaging this training exercise that Mike is doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:08 No.18334861
    Because with a dramatic reveal, we further cement in her mind that Hayate = Safety
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:09 No.18334865

    So at least three people COMPLETELY misinterpreted the intended tone.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:10 No.18334867
    Good in theory but in practice such a thing is more likely to backfire on you. If she has full on acrophobia which this looks like you would less cement safety and more cement nutjob
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)04:10 No.18334869
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    At 20 meters, she's beginning to buckle.
    "HINA! We've done higher platforms in the past." mike yells up from the ground. "YOU CAN DO THIS!"
    "I-I caaaaan't." she says as she kneels down and grips the saucers edges.
    'Hey Kid, Hop over to her and keep her company, then once she calms down, begin flying the saucer again.'
    'Okay Mike.'

    You jump from your saucer to hers and help her up.
    YOu hold her in your arms and tell her.
    "hey, don't cry. Don't be afraid anymore. I'm here. Mike's here, we won't let you get hurt."
    After she finally collects herself, you begin flying around again.
    She instinctively holds onto you as the movement began, but she's calmer.

    'Okay, that's good. Now I want you to do some free form flying. Just make sure to keep her calm and reassured.'
    'Okay Mike.'

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:11 No.18334870
    It COULD cause too much of an effect, though. Leading to !Hayate = !Safe, making her useless without us.
    Mental engineering must be done with great care and caution
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:11 No.18334871
    This isn't a test that you can cheat through. This is her trying to get over her fear. Using an object like the pin doesn't get rid of her basic fear and is counter-productive to the whole training exercise.

    That's even worse, because we'd be sabotaging her development for our own ends.

    Your tone doesn't matter, because it's still counter to the training exercise.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:11 No.18334872
    Tone doesn't matter, think about Yuki we scared the fuck out of her just by trying to make small talk, this is another situation like that
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:12 No.18334876
    Not everything needs to be some dramatic thing. Our foresight in buying it will do as much good as some rash display that's going to anger a magic gorilla.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:12 No.18334877
    rolled 68 = 68

    Let's not crash.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:12 No.18334879
    rolled 31 = 31

    Fly that like the gnomes fly their bird
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:12 No.18334880
    rolled 79 = 79

    Oh god we're all going to die
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:13 No.18334884


    Guys, we aren't just going to throw her off, sink or swim, we're going to help her face her fears. She knows we can catch her, the pin will help her face her fears.

    We can also hover a saucer just below us, so WORST CASE she'll fall like six inches.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:13 No.18334887
    rolled 8 = 8

    Hmmm I guess that means crash and burn
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:13 No.18334888
    rolled 21 = 21

    How horrifying.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:14 No.18334891
    rolled 67 = 67

    Start simple, keep our eyes on hers.
    gently stroke her reassuringly as she gets scared.

    then start do do some stunts
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:14 No.18334892
    rolled 48 = 48

    I'm like a leaf on the wind
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:14 No.18334895
    rolled 53 = 53


    This will only end in tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:14 No.18334898
    Then all that does is make her mentally dependent on the pin, instead of actually dealing with her fear of heights.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:15 No.18334901
    rolled 53 = 53


    Looks like things might get.... dicey.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:15 No.18334904
    rolled 55 = 55

    She looks like she is humping that plane in this pic.
    Can't unsee
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:15 No.18334905
    rolled 1 = 1

    yeah, the pic should be a "congratulations on facing your fears".
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:16 No.18334908
    rolled 88 = 88

    We are best flying saucer pilot! Maybe we should
    paint ourselves green
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:16 No.18334909
    How about we give her the pin after the exercise?

    Once she conquers her fear it will be more of a convenience than a necessity and more likely to send the right message.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:16 No.18334911
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:17 No.18334913
    >not sure if OH GOD NO
    >or yay! HUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:17 No.18334914
    rolled 20 = 20


    She is gonna kill us in flight
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:18 No.18334918
    rolled 3 = 3

    Straight to hell!
    Been a while since we got a nat 1 when we Rolled properly
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:18 No.18334919
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:18 No.18334921

    It's more like training wheels.

    Besides, it's important to take these things as baby-steps. Giving her something that she can depend on, in the short term, to protect her from her biggest issue (falling) she'll be more willing to TAKE risks.

    When she begins to understand HOW FAR she can lean over the edge before she falls, her phobia will be that much easier to grip.

    Seriously, this is how you cure these things. I've BEEN there.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:19 No.18334923
    Nah, it'll be Hina pizza. SPLAT!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:19 No.18334926
    rolled 81 = 81


    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:20 No.18334931
    rolled 60 = 60

    Well, we already got the HUEHUEHUE. Let's get a 100, too, for symmetry.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:20 No.18334933
    All of my this. Why is this so hard to understand?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:21 No.18334937

    Yeah, that works quite well actually.

    Only issue I have left is Spiders, but since the only cure for that is covering myself in fucking SPIDERS, I guess I'll just have to live with that phobia.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:22 No.18334938
    rolled 16 = 16

    Well, might as well give it one last shot.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:22 No.18334939
    rolled 45 = 45

    Except the training wheels won't help if we can't get her comfortable with being in the middle while flying let alone leaning over the edge.

    We can demonstrate the pin first then give it to her then let her start pushing the boundaries.

    What works for one person in a situation won't necessarily work for another and so until we know what we can do we will not risk causing more troubles than we are fixing
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:24 No.18334943
    I am no longer allowed to roll dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:25 No.18334946
    You don't have to cover yourself in them, really. Having a couple crawl on your hand should mostly handle it. Even people ok with spiders don't like the idea of being COVERED in them.

    That's why we tell Mike about it and leave that to be his problem. He can tell her when to wear it or not while training.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:25 No.18334949
    Others of us have had to conquer fears, too, and just because one method worked for you doesn't mean it will work for another.
    Mike is handling this exercise, it's his call, not ours.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)04:25 No.18334952
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    You keep it simple at first.
    gentle turns and small incremental increases in altitude.
    With every maneuver you make, you hold her tightly to keep her calm.
    You then begin to do some stunts.
    Faster flight, zigzags, sudden stops and high speed turns.
    She's fidgetting, but you manage to hold her back for now with a couple of soothing pats.
    'Okay kid, stop for a while and let her relax.'

    You hold the saucer still at around 400meters. not mentioning the height to make sure your passenger doesnt panic again.

    "How are you holding up?" you ask her.
    "I-I've been b-better." she gives you a weak smile.
    "Hey, don't worry, like I said. I'll let nothing happen to you."
    "T-thanks." she tells you.

    'okay kid. I want you to take her up to a kilometer.' then hold it steady again.

    You do as told, gently raising your altitude so she doesn't notice the drastic increase in height.

    Mike calls out to the two of you.
    "Okay Hina you are now higher than you've ever been before in our training sessions. You have doubled your last record of 500 meters, and are now at 1000meters. I want you to hold that altitude for now."
    "W-what?! o-one t-thousand?! Nonononononono!"
    'Great going Mike, you just had to tell her the altitude.' you tell him mentally as you try and calm hina down.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:26 No.18334954

    It's a safety net. Knowing it's there to catch her if she falls will make it that much easier.

    The only issue is that if we aren't careful it'll become something of a crutch. But that's a separate and much easier problem to fix.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:27 No.18334957
    rolled 85 = 85

    "500 or a 1000, I won't let you be hurt."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:27 No.18334958
    rolled 26 = 26


    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:27 No.18334959
    rolled 21 = 21

    Well that went better than expected. Do we still get a HUEHUEHUE?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:28 No.18334960
    rolled 84 = 84


    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:28 No.18334962
    rolled 24 = 24



    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:28 No.18334963
    rolled 98 = 98

    Rolling to calm.

    Did you miss the HUEHUEHUE, LG? >>18334905
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:28 No.18334964
    rolled 46 = 46

    Hina, I am here and I would never let you fall.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:28 No.18334966
    rolled 34 = 34

    Hina, focus on me remember I won't let anything hurt you. Breathe deeply with me see? It's not that bad.

    I actually had planned to give you this before but now seems like a good time, I went and found this pin it is enchanted so if you fall it slows you down
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:29 No.18334970
    rolled 96 = 96

    I'm not even going to write any suggested dialogue under the assumption that such a thing would tempt the dice gods too much.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:29 No.18334971
    rolled 94 = 94


    >Best possible answer
    >both in the 20s

    Well fuck you too, dice-gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:31 No.18334977
    rolled 5 = 5



    Now you're just mocking me aren't you.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:32 No.18334983

    Ya know what?

    I think I'm done rolling for the evening.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)04:33 No.18334985
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    >oops missed that.

    YOu fly around with her, holding her in your arms to try and keep her calm.
    Faster speed, higher altitude, more radical maneuvers.
    You begin to forget the purpose of the excercise as you push your flying to it's limit.
    You forget to keep your hands tightly around her.
    "N-noooo moooooooore!!!"
    The wooden sword and the glass sword flash in your field of vision.

    Mike lost two trainees that day.
    One was listed as KIA, the other confined in one of those nice cushioned rooms in the basement of the Medical Wing.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:35 No.18334997
    Now everyone shut up.

    "Hina, I want you to look at me. I promised that I won't let anything happen to you, right? One thousand meters or ten thousand, I intend to keep that promise."

    "Trust me. I know you can do this, and I'll be here for you until you're ready."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:37 No.18335002
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:38 No.18335010

    Also give her the pin.

    Otherwise agreed.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:39 No.18335013
    I probably should as well
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:39 No.18335015
    That's fine. No pin; that's up to Mike to determine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:40 No.18335016
    Yeah good point, tell her you intended to give it to her when we started training with her but this way it is another white day gift
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:43 No.18335022

    >No pin

    This is literally the exact reason we bought it.

    There is no reason for that pin to exist that doesn't involve giving it to Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:45 No.18335031
    We can do it later.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:45 No.18335032
    We can give the pin to her later, for further exercises, if Mike says it's okay.
    I'm not willing to mess up what training regimen Mike has planned.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:47 No.18335036

    Wait, there's actually TWO people opposed to the most logical course of action?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:48 No.18335037
    Also, I was wondering if a kiss to the forehead might distract her a little more.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:48 No.18335039
    I doubt it will really mess up any plans Mike has, I am find with us giving it to her now or later though.

    I think it would be a nice thing and a good way to calm her down though
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)04:49 No.18335043
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    "NOOOOOONONONONONONO!!!!" She's says as she finally panics, her arms faliling around where they can.
    You hold her tighter to keep her from hurting herself.
    "Hina, I want you to look at me. I promised that I won't let anything happen to you, right? One thousand meters or ten thousand, I intend to keep that promise." you tell her firmly with your eyes locked onto her teary, beautiful ones.
    "B-but I'm sooo scared." she answers you.
    "Trust me. I know you can do this, and I'll be here holding you until you're ready."
    "I-I'll try.."
    She calms down a bit in your arms, and eventually returns your embrace.
    A moment later, you ask her,
    "Feel better?"
    "Yeah.." she says still hugging you.
    "Okay guys, I know Hugging is fun and all, but we really need to continue with this training." Mike calls out from below.

    Hina, realizing how close your bodies were gets her arms in between you and pushes you away in embarrassment.
    And of course, given her combat training, she can push hard. Very hard.

    You tumble off the edge of the saucer, and begin falling.
    'GODDAMMIT MIKE!' was all you could say as gravity takes you down.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:50 No.18335046
    rolled 88 = 88

    Rolling for using pin on ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:51 No.18335048
    rolled 23 = 23

    Bet you're glad we didn't give Hina the pin NOW, huh?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:51 No.18335052
    Nope, there's at least a 3rd. I just stopped repeating myself.
    >most logical course of action
    >interfering with a teacher's methods
    >teacher is an magic gorilla
    Actually, the minority is the most logical course. The course of letting the professional do his job, and not smack us in the head.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:51 No.18335053
    Teleport to her and use the pin
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:52 No.18335056
    rolled 39 = 39

    We can just summon another saucer?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:53 No.18335060
    rolled 51 = 51

    She's still in the saucer, I thought. All we'd need to do is teleport.

    Then we can keep her from panicking again and crashing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:53 No.18335061
    Does teleporting reset our momentum? Because we're moving.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:53 No.18335062
    We have a second already out. It's just catching ourselves with it and decelerating before we splat that's the problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:55 No.18335069
    rolled 11 = 11

    And this is how PCs die.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:56 No.18335074
    I don't think it does but we teleport to her take her in our arms then activate the pin so we slow down. Then we get the saucer underneath us and lower ourselves back to earth
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)04:57 No.18335077
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    You quickly reach into your pockets and pull the featherfall pin out.
    As you snap it on your lapel, you look up to see Hina jump after you.
    "NOOOOOOO!!!!" she screams.
    You activate the pin but shes still falling towards you.
    If she hits you now, the impact could do some serious damage.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:57 No.18335079
    ... well, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:58 No.18335083
    rolled 89 = 89

    Catch her!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:58 No.18335085
    rolled 38 = 38

    Never gonna give you up
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:58 No.18335086
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:58 No.18335088
    rolled 22 = 22

    Always gonna get you doown
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)04:59 No.18335089
    rolled 34 = 34

    Biggest hug
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:00 No.18335098
    rolled 55 = 55

    I hate you, /tg/ dice.

    All my hate.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:00 No.18335100

    Ooh, so THAT'S why the other posters didn't want us to hand her the pin. Serves me right for not reading far in the archive.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:01 No.18335102
    rolled 36 = 36

    Well at least she's over her fear of heights.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:01 No.18335103
    rolled 88 = 88

    We can't catch her, Her momentum will just barrel through us.
    We'd be cut in half, shed be squashed
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:02 No.18335106
    rolled 77 = 77

    That makes absolutely no sense to me.
    Either I am derping too much to see what you meant or you derped too hard to get it across and I think it might be me
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:03 No.18335109
    Physics just called and told me to slap you.

    also, I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:03 No.18335111
    rolled 67 = 67

    You also make no sense.
    We just fell about 2 seconds worth.
    She has just jumped.
    It will be a hard impact but we will not be cut in half
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:03 No.18335112
    We shouldn't have had time to fall THAT far. We'll probably feel like we got hit by a car, but it's survivable.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:05 No.18335122

    Or she speeds us up slightly until the pin's enchantment takes hold and slows us back down
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)05:06 No.18335123
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    And you just pushed him to his certain death

    He's falling. Falling fast.
    You must do something to help him.
    And so you jumped.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:08 No.18335130
    rolled 50 = 50

    You stupid...
    deactivate pin in time to somewhat match our speed when we collide, grab her tightly and reactivate it.

    Lightly scold her for jumping after us.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)05:10 No.18335139
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    And you jumped after him.

    You ignore the height, the wind, the rapidly approaching ground.
    You must to save him.
    You must because you love him.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:10 No.18335141
    No, just catch her hold her tight and reassure her
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:12 No.18335151
    rolled 17 = 17

    "Kraus, give me a giant cake, 10 feet thick, about 20 feet below us, on something that won't fall!"
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)05:13 No.18335161
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    And you just realized you love him.

    It makes your heart soar, your body light.
    And as you wrap your arms around him,
    You feel like you had wings.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:16 No.18335171
    Darn, looks like my cake pillow is being preempted by Hina learning to actually fly.

    Just like Operation Bouncy Castle got lost by Vita getting pwned by awesome dice rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:17 No.18335176
    Yeah that whole thread was derailed by rolls going just as needed though
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    You hold your arms open to catch her, prepared to take the full brunt of the impact.
    As the two of you make contact in midair, the shock you were expecting didn't come.
    You hold each other tightly, and you look up to see fiery wings unfurled behind her.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:17 No.18335179
    I say we tell mike to fuck off about any more training after this.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:19 No.18335184
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:19 No.18335185
    Fiery wings, huh?

    "Make that a giant bowl of cake batter!"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:19 No.18335186

    ...Probably not the right song for it, but damn it if it isn't playing in my head right now.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:19 No.18335188
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:19 No.18335189
    Probably a good idea given the last few moments.
    Not a good idea in the long run
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)05:20 No.18335190
    The two of you float safely down to earth, Her wings and the pin working in unison.

    As her feet touches the ground the wings disappear.
    "ImsorryImsorryImsorry" she says as she still holds you tightly.
    Mike hurriedly runs up beside you.
    "You kids alright?" he says.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:20 No.18335194
    Well, it looks like we just wasted a ton of money on that air hike ring. Maybe Gai can use it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:21 No.18335200
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:21 No.18335201
    We're fine Mike.
    Turn to Hina and hold her tight
    Well I guess you won't be needing the other gift I had bought for you after all
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:21 No.18335202
    Hold her tightly, tell Mike that everything seems to be fine. Give Hina the pin saying that we didn't know when to give it but that you probably don't need it anymore.

    We'll give Gai the ring so he can Rider Kick from anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:22 No.18335203

    I'm sure he'd understand, if we phrased it a bit more politely.

    "Hey Mike, I know we had more planned, but after what happened, maybe we should call it a day for now?"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:22 No.18335207
    Good Idea.
    But keep the pin for Hina still.
    She may not be able to control her flight properly.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:22 No.18335212
    "I guess it feels nice to get saved by someone for a change. Thanks, Hina, I knew you could do it."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:23 No.18335214
    Damn it, Hina.
    >Hug Tighter
    You scared the hell out of me when you jumped after me. I can make flying saucers, remember? I would have been fine.

    Ignore Mike.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:23 No.18335216
    Hug her back, maybe kiss her head. Confirm that we're alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:23 No.18335217
    Well, that was pretty cool.

    Apparently falling off of stuff gets people over their worst fears. Maybe we should try it more often?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:23 No.18335218
    I support this course of action
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:23 No.18335221
    Her love gives her wings.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:24 No.18335225
    Indeed. It'll be a good parachute for her while she practices with the wings.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:24 No.18335228
    New Hobby Acquired: Skydiving
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:32 No.18335268
    Page 11.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)05:33 No.18335277
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    You hug her tighter.
    "You scared the hell out of me when you jumped after me. I can make flying saucers, remember? I would have been fine." you tell her.
    "besides, I had this." you say as you take off the pin on your lapel. "This would have slowed my fall down. I was gonna give it to you, but I didn't get the opportunity to."

    You sweep some of the hair that had fallen over her face and clip the pin in her bangs.
    You then give her a kiss on the forehead.
    "Stop crying okay. I'm fine, you're fine. There are no need for tears."
    "I'm sorry," she still says softly as she buries her face in your chest.

    You then turn to Mike.
    "Mike, I think It's best if we ended the training here today. She needs to calm down, and get her bearings straight."
    "Yeah. You're right." he tells you.
    He then gives Hina a pat on the back,
    "I'm sorry for scaring you Hina. You go rest up now. I'll look into that new ability you manifested."
    "O-okay Mike." she says as she still sobs into your shirt.

    You lead her out of Mike's office and back to the dorms.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:37 No.18335302
    Keep her close, offer her a nice calming cup of tea, if she doesn't go for a confession we probably should.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)05:38 No.18335303
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    You walk in silence with your arm around her shoulder back to the dorms.
    You take her up to her room, and sit the two of you down on the bed.

    As soon as you sat down, she went back to crying.
    "I-I'm sorry I panicked.. I-Im sorry I pushed you.. I-Im s-sorry I almost k-killed you." the tears soaking into your shoulder.

    WAT DO?

    >going straight to the airport from the office.
    >I can stay about an hour more.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:38 No.18335305
    >serve afternoon tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:39 No.18335310
    "Hina, would you like have some tea? Something to calm you down? Let's sit down here."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:39 No.18335311
    Make some tea and just hold her, let her cry and everything and tell her it's all right
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:40 No.18335315
    Cup of tea, tell her it's alright and let her cry it out. Tell her that her wings were beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:40 No.18335317

    Also, let's invite her back to our room to stay. Can't leave her alone in this state. (And if we're lucky, she'll spit out the "I love Hayate let me in" spiel to the girls.)
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:41 No.18335318
    So much this: >>18335315
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:42 No.18335329

    We'd be no gentleman if we simply left her now, wouldn't we? Prepare the tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:42 No.18335330
    >Hold her
    I'm fine, you were panicking, there's no need to apologise. Everything is alright.
    >Hold her and stroke her reassuringly until she calms down, no matter how long it takes

    >I don't think tea's gonna cut it here, guys. Nor is our 'above it all' attitude
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:45 No.18335348

    Give her some tea, and just let her freak for a little bit. She needs to get it out of her system.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:45 No.18335349
    I don't think any one of us is going for an above it all attitude right now
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:47 No.18335354

    Changing my vote to this.

    If there's one thing we can't ignore it's a lady in distress.

    We're kinda a silly thing to worry about anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:47 No.18335358
    Agreed. Sometimes, it's best just to be there.

    Hold her close, hold her gently. Reassure her that we're fine, that she's fine, that we don't blame her, and that we were excited to see her show that kind of determination when she came after us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)05:53 No.18335377
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    YOu have Kraus materialize a small table with a pot of tea and cups on it.
    "Want some tea? It can help calm you down."
    She just keeps crying and apologizing.
    "Im sorry I panicked."
    "Im sorry I coudnt keep it together."
    "Im sorry you had to risk yourself."
    "Im sorry I pushed you off."
    "Im sorry..."
    You hold her tighter, your arms wrapping her in a warm embrace.
    "It's okay. Really, It's okay. Im safe. You're safe."
    You turn her head up to look her in the eyes.
    "Also, those wings you had were beautiful."

    The tow of you sat like that for what seemed like hours.
    Her tears finally drying out, and her sobbing dying down.
    "Are you okay now?" you ask her.
    "Y-yeah." she answers with a weak smile, but a smile nonetheless.
    "Great." you give her one final hug before you stand up and begin walking towards the door.
    "I'll give you some privacy now. If you ever need anything just call out to me and I'll be here in an instant."

    As you turned the doorknob, you don't hear her feet as she followed you.
    You feel her fingers reach for your sleeve.
    From behind you, you hear her say,
    "H-hey.. Will y-you take me..."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:55 No.18335382
    What made you think for an instant I wouldn't?
    We will have to talk to the girls about it first though
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:56 No.18335389
    She's skipped "I love you" and gone straight to "TAKE ME".
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:56 No.18335390
    Where would you like to go?
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)05:56 No.18335391
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    And you're sitting in your room with him.

    He held you in his arms, his warmth comforting you.
    He stands up to go, but you catch up to him.
    You stop him from leaving.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:56 No.18335396

    >take me

    Mission Accomplished.

    Turn to her. Don't say anything, just let her know she has our attention.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:56 No.18335398

    We can give her the contractual details later, Nanoha won't object and we can convince the twins if they don't agree already through various means. Anything else is superfluous.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)05:58 No.18335407
    By this point I don't actually think any of them have any more complaints.
    Shit Erica dragged her into our bed when she slept in our room and woke up groping her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)05:59 No.18335411
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    And you've stopped him from leaving.

    You want to be in his embrace.
    You want to be his.
    You want him to take you.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:01 No.18335419
    A simple confirmation won't hurt. A quick message to them and a Yes from them all is quite enough. It can probably be done before we even get back to our room.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:01 No.18335421
    >shit-eating grin
    Take you where?
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)06:02 No.18335427
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And this afternoon you were finally issued a room in the dorms.

    You spent some time organizing what little belongings you brought with you.
    On your desk you place the chocolates he sent you.
    In the room next door, you hear crying.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:02 No.18335428
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:02 No.18335429

    Yeah, we should give 'em a heads up before we actually get down to business.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:04 No.18335434

    Oh my. What're the odds.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:04 No.18335435
    Yeah I just like the "she followed me home can I keep her?" line.

    We either need to use it for Mio or Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:05 No.18335438
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:05 No.18335439


    Guys, I think she wants something.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:06 No.18335443
    Teleport back to our room with her.

    No Interference allowed.
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    Damn. Wonder what it could be?
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)06:07 No.18335446
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And the crying has stopped.

    You think you just heard his voice.
    Opening your door a crack, you listen in to confirm this.
    "Take me.." you hear the other girl say
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:08 No.18335451
    lock the fucking door.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:08 No.18335453

    This'll end well.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:08 No.18335454
    Uh oh.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:08 No.18335455
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:10 No.18335456
    >In the room next door, you hear crying.
    I read this and I actually stopped petting my dog to WAT for a second...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)06:10 No.18335457
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    Take her

    New thread on the 20th,
    2200 4chan time.

    >or see my twitter for possible updates.

    wow i didnt realize we were already 51 threads in.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:11 No.18335464
    The dorm walls are made of paper. Souske heard EVERYTHING in our room for at least a week.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:12 No.18335468
    You glorious bastard LG.

    I won't be able to sleep tonight now.

    I am going to have to plot derailing things just so I can relax
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:12 No.18335470
    "Oh, uh... Hi Perrine. I would say that this was a misunderstanding, but it's pretty much exactly what it looks like."
    "Why? I thought... did the other night mean nothing to you?"
    "The other-"
    "Shut up Hayate!"
    "Perrine, it's not like that."
    "PROVE IT."
    "I... feel like I'm- oh. OH. And now they're... Huh. Lesbians."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:13 No.18335473
    This is going to be great.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/15/12(Thu)06:14 No.18335475
    Okay guys. Im off to the airport.
    You enjoy the break.
    I'll be punching elephants and komodo dragons in malalalalaysia
    [they have those there right?]

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:15 No.18335481

    We will have our payback for that cliff-hanger.

    Fair warning.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:15 No.18335482
    Well that should be distracting enough to some people to soften the blow.

    Make sure you punch them safely!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:15 No.18335485
    FAP ANGEL would be proud of this cliffhanger.
    Also, my money's on threesome.
    Hate-filled, angry threesome. They're going to compete.
    Hina's going to HAVE to move in with us, because there won't be anything left of her own room.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:16 No.18335487
    Punch a monkey for me. They deserve it trust me.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:17 No.18335492
    Okay, how do we deal with this?
    We teleport?
    Go back in the room with Hina?

    We havent seen perineum yet right?

    Let's have some loud sex
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:18 No.18335499
    We may actually destroy both her and perrinnes room and cause them both to have to move in with us.

    Mike is going to have transfer forms of all female recruits with a pending transfer to our room soon
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:19 No.18335503
    How do we have Hina control her wings?
    She was emotional when she first used them, we should find away to harness that and have her control it safely.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:20 No.18335508
    We can't do that. Hina's on the approved list, but Perrinne is most certainly not. We'll get that genital-damaging BAD END from Erica again if we try anything with her now.

    I'm in favor of just walking like a boss to our room. We need the time to clear it with the original 3, so teleporting is a less good choice. Perrinne can find us either way, so it's better to deal with the cockblocking sooner rather than later.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:21 No.18335516
    That's what Mike was going to look into.
    Probably go consult with some of the majaikal girl tutors to see about emotional responses triggering latent powers
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:24 No.18335525
    I think Erica will let Perrinne in but mainly to troll her and laud it over her that she had to agree to let her join.

    She might hate her but seeing Perrinne and Hina in that sort of state will make Nanoha and Ursula feel sorry for them and convince Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:26 No.18335536
    We're all in agreement to give Gai the ring right?
    Fucking bromance +1
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:28 No.18335544
    Tropical cyclone HINAGIKU jsut made landfall and turned into a light drizzle on naval base Hayate.

    Hurricane Perrinne seems to be picking up more speed and power.

    BATTEN THE HATCHES. We're in for a rough ride
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:29 No.18335549
    It's not something that's going to happen in the timeframe we're working with, though. Their beef with her is older than our relationship, so it's going to take a bit to get them to make peace with each other. Even in the BEST case scenario, we'll be done "initiating" Hina before they can iron out their problems. In reality, I expect it to take much longer.

    Definitely. All them rider kicks from different angles, man. Why can't I hold all this TOH?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:36 No.18335581
    Definitely >>18335536

    And it depends on what LG decides is fair difficulty

    We may even turn it into a my 99's are rolling themselves again and just breeze through it.

    We might get her in and she and Erica piss each other off constantly and it becomes a running thing to sort them out

    Or maybe she swallows her pride along with other things because she gets to the point that 2 separate girls have now and can't go on without us

    Lots of ways this could pan out and they are only limited by what we can try get past LG
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:41 No.18335600
    inb4 Hina backpedals like a pro again.
    or it's "TAKE ME with you"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:43 No.18335607
    More than anything I see Nanoha being sympathetic to Perrinne and Ursula being brought around by her.

    Then those two help us with Erica and we work on getting them to at least be in the same room long enough to work out a solution

    If Mio just leisurely cruises in as well I think Trude is going to have a fit and burst into our room demanding to see what we do so damn well
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:44 No.18335610
    Nah she is a bit beyond that by now I think
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:45 No.18335614
    At which point we go randosel mode and call her Onee-chan and she crushes us
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:45 No.18335617
    We'd need to get a 100 for each of them to get this sorted out without a more lengthy process. The longer they spend trying to work things out, the easier it should be.

    I'm having the thought that we should let Trude see Goddess mode. That might solve 2 of our problems at once.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:45 No.18335618

    Well, it's made pretty clear she wants his cock.
    Are pretty unambiguous.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:46 No.18335624
    You know what we have to do? introduce Ted to rude and a couple of sacks from the gubbinz shop.

    Wait. how does physical battle armor work, if our dapper rex is a construct that sleeps in our hat?
    Will the armor fall to the ground?

    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:47 No.18335630
    I don't know, it might or it might compound into two girly boys for her to love
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:48 No.18335636
    We could probably make part of the construct with the right proces. I dare say Rood would know how to do it
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:50 No.18335639
    That's possible too, but it's at least an option we can explore. I think they're a decent match mentally.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:51 No.18335646
    Yuki did much the same when she made him part of the hat didn't she?

    She didn't do much beyond adding to the majaik inside it already
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)06:51 No.18335647
    Rude works on artifacts though.
    We need the director for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:52 No.18335651
    Yeah definitely something to keep in mind.
    This raises the issue of Keima though.

    We know he is pretty well into us now, so how would he react to Trude liking him dressed as a girl further confusing his masculinity?
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)06:53 No.18335656
    Shit, I just realized.
    Perrinne doesn't know about the whole MUTUAL GIRLFRIEND AGREEMENT thing.
    She'll think the same thing Hina first thought.
    And then LOL more confrontations
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)06:54 No.18335663
    We add both of them to our family.
    Problem solved. Problem staying solved.

    Who wants hard tack and rum?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:55 No.18335669
    I think she knows we have multiple girlfriends now since she came into our room while we were asleep when she and Hina had been drinking with Sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:58 No.18335685
    I'm not sure if it's better to ask Mike or Yuki to get us a meet with the director. Yuki might not be into the idea of weaponizing Ted.

    He'll have the same issues we had with it, until he gets the confidence to not give a fuck anymore. We can help a bro with confidence problems, no sweat.

    Not everyone likes that solution.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:58 No.18335689
    Oh yeah add them both but poor Keima is already so confused about both his sexuality where we are concerned imagine having a whole group of women who like nothing more than dressing him up in girls clothing.

    We are ok with it since Hayate never had much of a normal life to begin with but he is in murky waters right now.

    This may just make him drink render swap potion though
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)06:59 No.18335694
    Yeah even if it is a mode we activate / deactivate like Laplace mode for J I don't think Yuki would be overly happy with the idea
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)07:00 No.18335700
    that was only the twins in our bed that time
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:02 No.18335708
    Ah yes I forgot that.

    Misunderstandings and shenanigans ahoy!
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)07:02 No.18335712
    What else did we have scheduled for the week again?

    Tonight should be girlfriends' whiteday feast.
    I guess we include Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:03 No.18335715
    She can probably be convinced, but it's just easier to go through Mike. That's the proper way to do it anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:03 No.18335723
    Sounds like a good idea
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)07:04 No.18335724
    am I right to assume that our current White Whale would be the Director?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:04 No.18335730
    Tomorrow is Nanoha's birthday
    Friday was Yuki or Hina training
    Saturday I forget
    Sunday is training with Sousuke
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:06 No.18335740
    Saturday is simulations, isn't it? The ones to prep for the advanced class.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:07 No.18335746
    Either her or the softnesses
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:08 No.18335752
    That's right we had changed our plans because of that
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:11 No.18335777
    We need to get our act together before that day arrives. I'd rather not get stuck in the "wut iz mishun?" class.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:13 No.18335784
    So am I the only one who thinks MEEYAFOOJEE is going to utterly love us thanks to her white day present?

    I mean we gave her pretty much all she ever wants
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:14 No.18335794
    Jackpot! You win... Nothing since I can't give you anything over 4chan

    I doubt we will end up in what is mishun class.
    Shirou definitely, Kenji probably but we will at least hit middle ground
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)07:15 No.18335799
    Fucking edible boobs.
    It's what anyone would want.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:16 No.18335806
    Chocolate edible boobs.
    Seriously that is like her idea of heaven
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:17 No.18335818
    We really should start reading the books we borrowed before meeting with Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:18 No.18335822
    We have started but I don't think we got very far
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:20 No.18335834
    It'll depend on if we get stuck choosing between white knighting and the mission objective again. I already know how the vote will go, so we're reserved for a spot next to Shirou if it comes up.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:35 No.18335916
    We may get partenered with Shirou or Sousuke next time however I am putting my money on it being Perrinne
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)07:37 No.18335933
    Perineum is in the next basic's class.
    They start after this week, we will have moved to advance classes.

    We might get to fight them though, like we fought the advanced classes
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:38 No.18335941
    We should ask Erica if she is up for another bet for the trials

    I actually think they might get out together which would be hilarious
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:40 No.18335953
    That's a good point.
    LG would have to pull out some mean teams to beat us though
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:47 No.18335983
    I'd actually be ok with Souske for most mission types. He really only fails at behaving like a civilian for more than 5 minutes at a time.

    I think she'll jump at the chance. She HAD to have vomited after that cutesy shit we did. If we were so sweet as to make Sakura sick, I can't imagine what Erica must've felt like inside. She'll demand revenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:52 No.18336004
    What could we do next time to top it thought? I mean I liked death by frills and wouldn't mind if we coerce her into it every now and then from now on but we would have o find something she would hate wearing...

    Maybe we could get a Suisuisuisui dress? But that wouldn't work IMO.

    There wouldn't be much point in doing the suit since I think she would enjoy that too much
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:53 No.18336009
    I never thought you could make Sakura sick by being too sweet. It made me laugh so goddamn hard though
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:55 No.18336020
    We have to get a better wager than clothes of choice then. It needs to be something where we can cram Perrinne down her throat until they get along.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)07:57 No.18336029
    Maybe a nekomimi maid suit? Still in bureau colours...
    I think we outdid ourselves on our first ever effort to the point where nothing will top it
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)08:32 No.18336193
    Next trials are 1 vs 1 though. 3 rounds versus different instructors/agents

    Also lets get her to call us Onii-chan for a week
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)08:36 No.18336210
    On top of deatH by frills v2?
    Or are we trying to outdo ourselves
    >> ship's cook 03/15/12(Thu)09:06 No.18336371
    on top of it.
    Death by frills 2.0 will have a baloon skirt.
    more victorian than fantasy

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