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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: MANLY PICNIC Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)07:22 No.18322542  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You wave your hand around in front of her face.
    "Okay. I will sell it to you for 2 guptas." she says blankly.

    "Now how much for these mags?"
    "A gupta each." she answers, finalyl snapping out of it
    "And the food and cask?"

    You pay for your purchases and head out of the PX.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:28 No.18322574
    Now we get to cookin
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:30 No.18322581
    Maybe talk to Mike about getting in on this action tonight, could be interesting with him around if it would be appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:30 No.18322582

    To our room. Begin preparing the white-day gifts and some food for the guys.

    Inform girls of our plan, if we haven't yet.

    Also, guys night in? I think we are legally required to watch Die Hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:30 No.18322583
    Make white day stuff including
    T-Rex chocolates for Amazoness
    Hearts for Nanoha
    Chocolate eclairs for Perrinne
    Butterflies for Hina
    Rabbits for Ursula and Erica
    Bows for Sakura
    Kun-Kun vanilla cookies for shinku
    Perfect mini Keima in goddess mode for Keima
    Chocolate pancakes for Luchinni
    Fire trucks for Elsie
    Chocolate for Yuki
    Liqueur chocolates for Trude and Sakamoto
    Chocolate breasts for Miyafuji
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:31 No.18322585
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:31 No.18322591

    Nah, that's like inviting an officer to a serviceman's shindig.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:32 No.18322596
    We doing Yakiniku or just manly steaks?
    Yakiniku is the Korean BBQ where you sit around the table and just throw food onto the hot plate in the middle
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:36 No.18322619

    I like the ides of having an open thing where we can just cook whatever as we want it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)07:36 No.18322620
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    'Hey girls,' you tell the twins and Nanoha, 'I'm sorry to spring this on you on the last minute, but I was thinking of having a guys' night in our room.'
    'It's okay, ' Ursula tells you, 'I was planning on staying late in the lab anyway.'
    'I'll just keep Ursula company. I also want to see Rood about that flying sofa he has half-built here' Erica adds
    'Don't worry about me, Hayate. I'll jsut see you tomorrow morning.' Nanoha tells you.
    'Thanks girls.' you tell them.

    You head up to your room and begin cooking.
    Since you want to keep the sweets as far away from Shirou as possible, you start on them first, so you can hide them before he arrives.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:37 No.18322624

    So the Korean BBQ thing I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:37 No.18322627
    Basically this

    Also see if we can get that flying sofa.
    Either ours for some fancy shenanigans or find boxcar joe and give it to him
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:38 No.18322634
    But make the chocoboobs not totally obvious.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:38 No.18322637

    See >>18322583

    Something other than chocolate breasts though. Just chocolates, I guess.

    As for the guys... >>18322624
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:39 No.18322642
    Well I think the other option was chocolate puppies
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:39 No.18322645

    If sofas can be made to fly, he already has one.

    If only for he abundance of couch-surfing jokes.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:40 No.18322650

    I will support that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:42 No.18322660
    Support this but with MEEYAFOOJEE getting the puppies instead of chest puppies
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:43 No.18322666
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    Basically, this. That's marshmallow on biscuit/cookie, coated in chocolate.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:44 No.18322674
    They are marketed as choc royals over here in Australia
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:45 No.18322677
    Those are so good man...
    I don't even know what they are called, but some lady at my office always sells 4 packs of them for a dollar and I love them
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:45 No.18322681

    Excellent advice, SATAN. I will support this plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:47 No.18322687
    > marshmallow
    nigger, what? that is buttercream
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:47 No.18322688
    Cheesecake. Graham crust. Fruit options on the side for the heathens that don't know the awesomeness that is pure cheesecake
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:49 No.18322696

    Plain cheesecake is good, but if you make it extra rich and creamy, drizzle a bit of unsweetened raspberry. the slight sour tang offsets the sweet, and makes the whole thing twice as good.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:49 No.18322697
    rolled 50 = 50

    Why don't we have both?
    I think they can be filled with either. I dislike cream.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:50 No.18322701
    Those ones are marshmallow
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:51 No.18322709
    So Yakiniku for the bro's
    >>18322596 for the explanation

    Bigass list of >>18322583
    For girls with MEEYAFOOJEE getting puppies?

    Consensus Y/N?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:51 No.18322711
    Barbarian. Heathen. Philistine. Defiler.

    ...yeah, I know I'm in the minority, but still.

    Now I want some cheesecake.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:52 No.18322713
    Isn't Miyafuji's thing a dog? Could we make a bunch of Chocolate puppies resting on a pile of boob-metaphors like those marshmallow things that were suggested?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:53 No.18322719
    Good compromise
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:53 No.18322721

    Combine these, and I think we're there.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:54 No.18322728

    I like plain cheesecake, made well it can be all you need.

    Good cheesecake is like good steak: Sometimes sauce is sacrilege, sometimes it's just right for flavor.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:55 No.18322732

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:56 No.18322735
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)07:59 No.18322744
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    Setting out all the chocolate and ingredients you got from the RCS, you begin to make the gifts for the girls.

    For Amazoness you make a bunch of little chocolate trexes. Eyes and teeth made of white chocolate.
    Eclairs for Perrine and butterflies for Hina.
    Liqueur chocolates for the major and Trude.
    Bows of white chocolate for Sakura, and white chocolate KunKun cookies for Shinku.
    Small chocolate stars for Yuki, and a firetruck for Elsie.
    A pair of giant marshmallow filled chocolate covered kisses for Miyafuji, And chocolate pancakes for Lucchinni.

    For the twins, you made a pair of white chocolate bunnies with dark chocolate bowties.
    And for Ursula, a dark chocolate heard with white chocolate wings.

    For some unknown reason, you also felt compelled to make a tiny chocolate girl with wings.
    You are unsure but the design just seems familiar.

    After the preparations, you put away all the finished treats, and got to working on the food for the guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:00 No.18322752
    bah... probably some american bastardisation of it.
    trying to find out what they're called in english.

    It's a base of almond meringue topped with buttercream and covered in chocolate.
    It's glorious.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:01 No.18322755
    The ones with marshmallow is all you can get in Australia
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:01 No.18322758
    Make Chocolates.

    Have Kraus play some soft jazz.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:03 No.18322765

    Continue party prep.

    Same music.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:03 No.18322766
    Majaik up some more fudge for Shirou to distract him from the other sugar in the room while we get things set up for the Yakiniku for our bro's
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)08:03 No.18322768
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    For the guys, you cut up some meat and vegetables for yakiniku.
    You cook a good portion of rice and soup.
    You also ready some tempura on the side.

    With the preparations done, you wait for your guests to arrive.
    oh I know those. They're called uhhh.. I forgot.
    But they're good shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:04 No.18322772
    Chocolate royals are what I know them as. Different places do different names though
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:10 No.18322799

    Read while we're waiting.

    "Little Prince" looks like a fun read.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:12 No.18322806
    Thought we didn't get that one?
    Read Shakespeare IMO
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)08:13 No.18322815
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    Your guests arrive together with the exception of Keima.

    Gai brought some maki, Touma some bags of chips, Jun and Shirou brought nuts and random snacks, while Kenji brought 2 six-packs of whiskey.
    They looked like six-packs of beer, but clearly have whiskey printed on them.

    "Hi guys, welcome!" you greet them.
    "Woah, I like what you did with your room." Touma says.
    "Thanks, I had some help."

    Jun is again not accompanied by shinku.
    "Hey Jun, where's Shinku?"
    "She and Souseiseki are with Sakura."
    "And Suisuisui?" You ask
    "I've not seen her since yesterday."

    After you've greeted and welcomed your guests, you ponder what to do next.
    [ ]movie?
    [ ]dinner?
    [ ]talk more?

    I rewmember now.
    Theyre called mallows here.
    I remember them being much bigger when aI was a kid. :/
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:15 No.18322826
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    Huh, apparently they ones I'm thinking of is considered a specific kind of macron. They are very popular in Sweden as 'biskvier' (sing. biskvi), and I know they are French in origin, so I figured they would have had a distinct name...
    I suppose they're completely different and just look very similar, sorry about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:16 No.18322833
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    Dinner first and chat while we do so.

    Movie after.

    Something with alot of explosions.

    Maybe Super Hero Taisen
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:17 No.18322834
    Talk a bit then first die hard movie
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:17 No.18322835
    Looks like a Tunnock's teacake
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:17 No.18322836

    Food, talk.

    And Die Hard.

    I'm pretty sure Kenji will bring it up if nobody else.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:18 No.18322841
    Chat and snack. Just chuck everything into some bowls and onto the table, no need to serve them around.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:18 No.18322848
    Probably took the idea and made those things anyway, it wouldn't be the first time

    I think we had the diehard series
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:21 No.18322862

    curse you anon now i have to go buy some...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:21 No.18322868
    DH4 plz!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:22 No.18322869

    But Gai stars in this movie.

    Even if just a stunt double
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:23 No.18322873

    We can watch it after Die Hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:24 No.18322884
    >showing everyone Die Hard

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:24 No.18322885
    I wonder what system we would play if we decided to PnP it up...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:25 No.18322897
    M&M or GURPS
    Only two that could handle a party made by these guys
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:26 No.18322900
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:28 No.18322912

    Am I the only one who thinks Keima would make for a bangin' DM?

    Also neither of those have MANLY as a stat, so Kenji's out.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:29 No.18322921

    It's a Guy Law. When guys have a guys night, without any specific agenda, Die Hard is part of the evenings proceedings.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:30 No.18322926
    Are we showing it to the girls too, or just the guys?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:30 No.18322929

    We would play Shadowrun, Keima would run it, and it would be the best thing ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:31 No.18322934

    There are no girls, currently.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:31 No.18322935
    I dare say he would kick ass but be the total keikaku dori DM

    There is an RPG with a manliness stat?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:31 No.18322940

    And we would play the little girl that romances the gmpc.

    Just to screw with keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:32 No.18322945
    Okay. Nevermind. Was thinking we'd be showing it to them, too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)08:32 No.18322946
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    You take the snacks from your friends and serve them out in bowls, accompanied by some you materialized yourself.

    You pull some chairs from the table and arrange them around he sofa for more seating.
    You of course begin to chat as you partook of the snacks.

    [ ]gai
    [ ]jun
    [ ]touma
    [ ]shirou
    [ ]kenji
    [ ]sousuke

    >PnP these guys
    >Obviously we use HOL
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:32 No.18322949
    And always roll criticals when dealing with him
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:34 No.18322956
    Kenji ask him who his handler is

    Bonus points for it being commander badass
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:35 No.18322964


    Gai: Martial Arts Adept.
    Hayate: Party Face.
    Jun: Rigger.
    Kenji: Hacker.
    Shirou: Street Sam.
    Touma: Gun Bunny.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:36 No.18322965
    We talk to Touma. We've interacted with all the other guys except Touma.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:36 No.18322971
    And Sousuke?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:37 No.18322976
    Kenji for >>18322956
    Then Touma, chat about our bitchin fight, note that we've got some more non-MAJIAK weaponry now thanks to Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:38 No.18322978

    Wait, I Put Touma where Sousuke should be.

    And then totally forgot who Touma is.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:39 No.18322980
    Did we make White Day stuff for Keima?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:39 No.18322985


    We're also going to deny it was us, if asked.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:40 No.18322988
    Yeah we made the statue and we have the fly me to the moon LP, not the Evangelion version we danced to though I think
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:41 No.18322991
    Oh no, we forgot him!

    We should chat up Sousuke after Touma, maybe get them chatting. Sousuke seems like he'd need the help.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:42 No.18323000

    Who the fuck is Touma again?

    I remember our team, basically.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:42 No.18323001
    For some unknown reason, you also felt compelled to make a tiny chocolate girl with wings.
    You are unsure but the design just seems familiar.

    Keima goddess mode
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:45 No.18323017
    I forget now that I think of it, he is like matsuri and Negi though we have nothing to do with them so we don't see them
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:47 No.18323024
    Right hand of NO MAGIC ALLOWED.
    From To Aru Majutsu no Index/To Aru Kagaku no Railgun universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:48 No.18323034

    He's the guy with the majaik cancelling ability in his right hand.
    For more details, follow the link http://toarumajutsunoindex.wikia.com/wiki/Kamijou_Touma
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:50 No.18323041

    He should totally be the mage then.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)08:53 No.18323061
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    >then touma

    "Hey Kenji, I was just wondering." you ask your nearly-blind classmate. "Who's your handler?"
    "It's Hank."
    "Action Hank. You've never met him before? Big black guy, panther tattoo, bitching beard. He's also on the security team with Commander."
    "Nope, can't say I've met him before." you tell him.
    "I'll introduce you next time. Right now he's off fighting alien mind-controlling prostitutes in the BLX Sector."
    "Awesome. I'll look forward to that." you tell him.

    "Hey Touma." You say as you bump fists with him. "I hope you don't mind me asking but, what exactly was that ability you were using? You cancelled Sakuras spells, you deactivated my sword, hell, I say you catch lightning."
    "That? I think they called it the Imagine breaker. I have no idea what it is, it just stops majaik and shit." he answers you as he flexes his right hand.
    "It can cancel pure magic, but for larger concentrations of it, I need to do it bit by bit."
    "It's also the same reason I can't use a device even after I was sent here from Academy City."
    "Ah." you tell him "What about your impressive fighting skills then? We're you trained?"
    "Nope. Just pure experience on the streets man. I had to fight against some crazy shit back home, form delenquents with guns, to a crazy middle schooler tesla coil. I guess all the fighting improved me bit by bit."

    You have the Sinatra cover LP, and a player for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:56 No.18323080

    Suggest movie while we eat.

    Watch the player automatically pick Die Hard, with zero input from anybody.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:57 No.18323082
    Die Hard time. Also break out the anti-feminist potions. Good camouflage there, Kenji.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:57 No.18323088
    Start playing the record during the meal, movie afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:58 No.18323095
    Sadly we do not have any of those yet

    Get the food going and set the movie up, chat to Sousuke while the hot plate is warming up
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)08:59 No.18323101

    Now is not the time for trolling.

    Now is the time for Die Hard.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)09:00 No.18323103
    seconding Die Hard
    because Die Hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:01 No.18323110

    Nah, we want the record to be a surprise.


    This mental image is so awesome it's unreal.

    "Sooo, Movie?"
    "Sounds good."
    "What're we-"
    >DIE HARD.
    "Who did that?"
    "I... Guess we're watching Die Hard?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:02 No.18323113

    Food+Die Hard
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:05 No.18323127

    I see this as everybody just kinda staring at the TV eyes bugged slightly. Varying degrees of want.

    Kenji has a 'well hello there foxy lady' smirk.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:07 No.18323136

    >Kenji has a 'well hello there foxy lady' smirk.

    I can't help but picture that as 'maniac grin trying not to talk because he was ordered to play nice.'
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:07 No.18323137
    >You have the Sinatra cover LP, and a player for it.
    >Bottomless always cold booze
    We play Gladiator. We watch the movie Gladiator and drink every time something epic happens. We will be fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:08 No.18323141

    The Booze is for Mike.

    And we can watch Gladiator after Die Hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:08 No.18323144
    Sounds good to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:08 No.18323145
    Ask Touma if potions work for him.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)09:11 No.18323164
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    You transform Kraus into a hotplate for the yakiniku and everyone sits around the enlarged table.

    As you wait for the grill to heat up, you begin chatting up Sousuke.
    "Hey man, You didn't really add more security to the dorms did you?"
    "I did. If non-Bureau related entity tried to enter it, I have an alarm set to go off linked to my device. My patrolling bontas should then be able to respond."
    "Bontas? Those hamster things?"
    "Yes. I built the originals for those back when I still wasn't transferred here. Each one is a miniature powersuit, that can be piloted, or slaved to a command unit."
    "Why hamsters though?" you ask.
    "No particular reason."

    With the grill hot enough and everyone beginning to eat, you also start up the holoprojector.
    Without you even picking a film, a movie starts to play.
    "Waht..." you an only say as the holo plays
    "OOH! I KNOW THIS ONE!" Kenji squees[?] with delight
    It was the american film DieHard.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)09:12 No.18323167
    if there's time for a second movie i vote Kung Fu Hustle.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)09:12 No.18323170
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:13 No.18323176
    Mention to Sousuke that PX has a bottomless AK mag. He'll probably want to pick it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:16 No.18323191
    Maybe, he does have infinite gun works which is why we skipped it though so maybe he won't bother
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:17 No.18323198
    The man is layer after layer of enigma and contingency. He'll want it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:26 No.18323236
    Okay, while we're watching the movie and prepping the meat, let's talk about girls. That what guys are supposed to talk aobut right? Just because we've never done this before doesn't mean we're ignorant about stuff like this.

    So let's talk about girls.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)09:27 No.18323243
    you are asking for Kenji to hit us with a bottle of whiskey.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:27 No.18323244
    What? No. It's time to talk about guns, explosives, and what YOU would have done if you were the protagonist of the film.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:28 No.18323248

    Alright, we're talk about girls and he can yell about femnazi aliums.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:28 No.18323249
    We should see if team what is a vagina is all have Rance as a handler or if they have others

    I still love the idea Sousuke has big boss but Rance would be hilarious as a leader for all those guys
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:28 No.18323250
    >> noko Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/14/12(Wed)09:28 No.18323251
    Time traveling stuff again... we real should leave the note for us self next time...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:29 No.18323260
    And voreaphilic fish queens
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:29 No.18323261
    I think it's actually just a telepathically responsive holoplayer.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:30 No.18323264
    Or you know Kraus did it.
    Because he knows fucking manly movies
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:32 No.18323272
    Watch movie, eat food, let loose testosterone-fueled yells at witty one-liners and explosions.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)09:32 No.18323278
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    "Hey sousuke," you tell him as you grill a piece of beef "Did you know they had bottomless mags in the PX?"
    "I saw those. Tried them out. The act of not realoading was too alien to me. My summoned guns need to reload, if only just for the sake of practice."
    "I see."

    The movie goes on, Kenji cheering everytime the lead character does something ricockulous.
    Gai just eats and watches in his normal stoic silence.
    Touma and Jun watching in rapt attention.
    Shirou is stuffing his face with meat.
    Sousuke seems to be analyzing each and every move the main character does.

    As the final scene comes to a close you hear Sagara say, "I approve of his use of tape."

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:34 No.18323291
    Mentilate Keima, see if he'll be coming. Say something with plausible deniability that will make him blush, like "I miss you."
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)09:34 No.18323292
    go to Keima's room, toss in a fake dead body, "welcome to the party pal!"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:36 No.18323300

    The answer is obvious. We play mario kart.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:36 No.18323304
    More movies and drinkan?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:37 No.18323311

    Another unwritten rule of guy nights: YOU WILL PLAY MARIO KART, NO EXCEPTIONS
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)09:38 No.18323314
    or is now the right time to bust out the gummiBEARS?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:38 No.18323316
    Start drinking, maybe watch a martial arts movie next.

    Drunken Master or Raiders of Buddhist Kung Fu for the classics, or Shaolin Soccer for something more modern.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:39 No.18323322
    Wait a little bit to do that.
    It must definitely be done tonight though
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:40 No.18323328
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    >then it ends in gay bear sex.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)09:40 No.18323330
    Are you prepared to face a destroyed room, and an angry Erica in the morning?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:41 No.18323334
    IP MAN
    for the love of true badasses, IP MAN
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:41 No.18323335
    Good point.

    Outside THEN gummiBEARS
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:42 No.18323338
    Drunken master.
    Best Kung fu movie ever

    Or fearless, Gai would love the shit out of that
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)09:42 No.18323339
    we could use our device's artificial battleground whatever thing to make sure nothing actually gets damaged.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)09:43 No.18323344
    seconded for Fearless (It's better than Ip Man)
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:43 No.18323345
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    Why the hell not.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:44 No.18323348
    Oh my yes. The original Mandarin version, not the Cantonese-dubbed, English-subbed swill they have on Netflix.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:45 No.18323355
    No, we're not going to trash our room using GummiBEARS.

    And I don't want to think about using a space-time displacement field inside of an already spatially displaced room.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:46 No.18323358
    Agreed, it might be less about outright kicking ass but the message is better
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)09:46 No.18323361
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    'Hey Keima,' you mentillate him 'Aren't you joining us tonight? We kinda miss you here.'
    'I still ahve some work to do.' he tells you
    'Oh cmon. Just skip that for the night and join us.'
    'I promise it'll be fun. And if you don't have fun, you can do whatever you want to me.'
    A few moments later and he's knocking at the door.

    "KEIMA!" Everyone greets him as you lead him inside.
    *Cue Cheers intro*

    WAT DO?
    I approve, fucking IPMAN, and his sidekick ROUTERBOY
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:47 No.18323365
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:48 No.18323370
    Someone actually drew the god emperor having beaten them? Where did this picture come from
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)09:49 No.18323375
    hand Keima some WHISKEY
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:51 No.18323386
    rolled 8 = 8

    My vote is for the awkward hand touch thing with Keima while trying to eat popcorn during the movie.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:53 No.18323396
    Second, but not obvious. We don't want to make the others know we are trying to turn him into a girl for our own twisted pleasure
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:55 No.18323404
    Where we maintain the touch for a second or two too long before Keima blushes and jerks his hand away?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:56 No.18323411
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)09:58 No.18323418
    And then, once we're a little bit tipsy and handing out brotherly hugs, our hug with him is a little tighter than everyone else's, is maintained for a few seconds longer, and we give a warm, comfortable sigh in his ear before letting go.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)09:59 No.18323420
    You plop Keima down on the couch in between Kenji and yourself.
    And you try and start another movie.
    Again the holo system chooses on it's own.
    It starts playing IP MAN.

    The movie goes on with everyone watching and some smalltalk going on.
    Snacks and drinks are passed around.

    He didnt beat them perse, just Gilgamesh.
    Look at how happy rider is.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:00 No.18323431
    Watch. Movie's started, and we don't want to come onto Keima too forcefully.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)10:01 No.18323435
    TALK when there's not asskicking.
    WATCH when there's asskicking.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:01 No.18323440
    Watch the movie, cheer at the baller action scenes, eventually do the "accidental" popcorn thing during a slow part of the film.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:04 No.18323454
    Talk to Shirou a bit.
    See how he has been since Saber asked for our help.

    From the thumbnail I thought it was Emps, Russ, Sang and Lion under his foot then I realized once I opened it

    Saber looks decidedly unhappy but I am not sure if it is how he is carrying her or that he just ignored her when she challenged him.. Or that he obviously pimp smacked Gilgamesh
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:04 No.18323457


    Broskandar's face is that of the traumatised.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)10:07 No.18323483
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    You opt to watch, you are drinking whiskey as you observe the others in the room.
    Keima is sipping some soda
    Kenji is on his third can of whiskey
    Touma is watching the fight scenes intently.
    Gai is doing much the same.
    Jun and Sousuke seem to be discussing something.
    Shirou is stuffing his face with M&Ms.

    You never thought that you'd actually be able to do something like this.
    Just kicking back and hanging out with friends is a new experience for you.
    You watch on.

    Near the end of the first part, Keima pushes you down on the couch and straddles you.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:08 No.18323489
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:08 No.18323491

    "...Ok which of you idiots spiked Keima's drink?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:09 No.18323495
    >Keima pushes you down on the couch and straddles you
    Huh, I guess he wasn't enjoying himself. Well, we did agree to let him do whatever he wanted. Fair warning, though, we're a pitcher, not a catcher.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:09 No.18323496
    And here I am without a gender swap potion
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:09 No.18323499
    "Hello, sir."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:10 No.18323505
    "Can I help you, Keima?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:11 No.18323509
    Mentilate the girls. "I think Keima has finally snapped. You're going to want to get here quickly, either to stop him or film him riding me."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:11 No.18323514
    rolled 85 = 85

    YES! YES! YES!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:12 No.18323521
    Nah, boy's night.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:12 No.18323523
    Oh god this.
    Watching them burst in with a video camera at the ready would be hilarious
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/14/12(Wed)10:13 No.18323528
    Holy macoroni! The yaoi girl fan will love this part...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:14 No.18323536
    Are you always lurking ML or do you just pop your trip on occasionally?

    Neither of us are dressed properly for this
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)10:15 No.18323546
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    "Can I help you, Keima?" you ask him.
    "HYOUUU!" he says obviously inebriated. "Hwats with all da gihrls?"
    "Okay guys." you tell the others "who spiked Keima's drink?"
    "He picked up a can on his own!" Kenji states.
    "HEYYY! AHM TALKIN TO HYOUU!" Keima says as he shakes you.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:15 No.18323551
    Ummm, they like me and I like them?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:16 No.18323556
    "I...serve them and like them and they like me back?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:17 No.18323562
    God I had forgotten Keima as such a lightweight.
    He and Perrinne really are the same character with different genitals
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:17 No.18323565
    "You would have to enquire upon the matter from them, for they have come unto me. I merely serve them as the best of my skills."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:26 No.18323608

    Perrinne is actually AU permanent goddess-mode Keima.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)10:26 No.18323615
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    "guys?" you ask the others "a little help here please?"
    Noone moves.
    "Nope, We want to hear this too." Touma tells you.

    "SO. ANSHER ME. HWHATS WITH THE GHARLSH?" Keima asks you again, his face less than an inch from yours.
    "Well... They came to me. It's not like I could just run them away." you answer.
    "SHOOO ANYONE IN SKERT ISH A TARGET HUH?" He reaches in is pocket and pulls out his PSP.
    He transforms instantly.
    "Ahm weering a skert nao. AHM I A TAHRGET?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:28 No.18323621
    It sort of depends what's under the skirt
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:28 No.18323624

    well i geuss it wouldn't be so bad...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:29 No.18323628
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    "...Only if you want to."

    Turnabout is fair play
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:30 No.18323634

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:31 No.18323641
    "do you want to be?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:32 No.18323646
    "Do you want to be?
    "And please, do not use such a vulgar term as 'target'. I didn't ask for this, but I'm not one to refuse to deliver when asked."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:34 No.18323652
    Also mention something about how it's only if the other girls agree as well
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)10:36 No.18323666
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    "Do you want to be?" you ask Keima
    "And please, do not use such a vulgar term as 'target'. I didn't ask for this, but I'm not one to refuse to deliver when asked."

    Keima doesnt give you answer but instead pulls back and holds your head in place.
    Keima's face moves back in to close the distance.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:39 No.18323681

    /Toss gumibear into approaching mouth

    And the everyone's else

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:41 No.18323693
    Let's have Kraus activate the clean up field before that, though.
    Subspace field in a subspace space or not, that will be a bitch to tidy
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/14/12(Wed)10:41 No.18323695
    I'm mostly lurking from my work and I dont get many chance to post through my smartphone.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:41 No.18323696
    Well it won't really matter will it? We have used his abilities to alter things in the room already so we know it won't be a problem
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:42 No.18323699
    Should we stop this?
    Keima's likely going to regret this in the morning, and I don't think it would be very bro of us to allow this to happen in front of an audience.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:44 No.18323708
    JunBEAR whimper
    GaiBEAR: totally zen
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:46 No.18323716

    stop him, he's drunk, a gentleman doesn't take advantage of a drunk person be they male or female.

    besides, there are guests present and this will be ALL KINDS of awkward.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:46 No.18323717
    Put a hand up and gently stop his head.
    "I will not let you do this while drunk, Keima. I wouldn't take advantage of anyone in such a state."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)10:49 No.18323735
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    And then Keima buries his head in your shoulders, passed-out cold.

    "Damn, what a lightweight." Kenji says as he observes "Cool disguise for infiltration though."
    "Should Keima be moved?" Sousuke asks you.
    "Maybe later. I don't want vomit everywhere."

    The second part plays, and everyone settles back into their seats.
    Keima still straddling you, still in goddess mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:53 No.18323751
    Hah, oh, LG, you card.

    Be ready to rush Keima to the bathroom as needed.
    This is a brand new couch, and Erica would kill us if we got stains on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:54 No.18323760

    this... is fine too.

    need to make sure he's out of goddess mode and comfortable in a seat before he wakes up.

    and it might not be a bad idea if we talked to Elsie about erasing the footage, we all know she has it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:56 No.18323765
    I think it's too late for th- wait.
    We didn't do anyone on it yet, did we?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:56 No.18323772
    >Out of goddess mode
    Hell, let's move him to the bed and sleep on it at the end.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:56 No.18323773
    Nah make sure he is comfortable on his side on the floor with a plastic sheet under him

    Don't want any stains

    Do make sure Elsie deletes the video though
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:58 No.18323783
    Not yet. Couch is still too new.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)10:58 No.18323785
    Not yet but it is still a very new couch

    The rate it is going it looks like it will end up the "drunken sleep" couch
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:01 No.18323796
    We should get couch covers, then.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)11:09 No.18323847
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    The movie ends, and everyone excuses themselves.
    Kenji is sloshed and is being helped to move by Gai.
    "FAKKEEN FEMISHISSTS TOOK ALL MAH TRADEENG CARDSH!" Kenji yells as he is carried away.
    Jun, Shirou and Touma follow them towards the door.
    "Hey man! It's been fun. Let's do this again sometime." Touma says as they walk away.
    "Guys," you call out to them. "No one should know about what happened here!"
    "no problem." they all respond.

    Sousuke asks you, "Should I take Keima to his room?"
    "Nah. I'll do it." you tell him as he bids you goodnight.

    A few moments later, you try and take Keima back to his own room.
    You unfortunately slip on an empty can on the floor and you try to regain your balance.
    A few steps later and the two of you fall on the bed.
    Keima stays asleep all this time.

    "What's this? Our boyfriend keima Keima, dressed in a cute skirt, in bed? What exactly happened at your party?"
    Erica asks you as she and Ursula walk in to the door.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:10 No.18323857

    Look back at them from the bed

    "This and that."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)11:10 No.18323859
    >Our boyfriend AND Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:11 No.18323860
    "Shh, only foursome now"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:12 No.18323869
    "This is only sort of what it looks like."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:12 No.18323871
    Things that you could only dream of.
    Actually Keima just ended up drinking some alcohol and flipping out, he passed out as he was about to kiss me
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)11:13 No.18323878
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    the other shoe falls.

    NEW THREAD AT 2200 4chan time.

    >headed to bed
    >need some sleep
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:14 No.18323888
    "Oh, wouldn't you like to know~.
    "But really, Keima accidentally got into the whiskey, and he can't hold his liquor. I was just taking him back to his room."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:14 No.18323889
    10 hours 46 minutes lads, it's a hard wait...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:15 No.18323892
    Gah skipping out on us early.
    Go sleep LG, we will plot all sorts of things to make you worry while you do
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:25 No.18323951
    Come to think of it LG must survive off very little sleep. He must mainlaine cocaine or ener drinks
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:27 No.18323968
    He's a regular at http://purecaffeine.info/
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:28 No.18323970
    So Keima aside from out little trolling session for white day what next? The genderswap potion, key and note "not from us" saying this might make things easier?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:41 No.18324030
    Everyone bailed already? Normally now is a great time for random plotting
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:49 No.18324067
    We forgot to hand shirou the book as well
    Might have to do that at some point
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)11:51 No.18324072
    Just so we're clear, did we change the plan of giving that locket to Nanoha from White Day to her birthday?
    It's not that big of a change, since her birthday is the very next day.

    But we haven't recorded any of the songs we want it to play or any of the phrases. We need to get that done.

    And we're still giving Erica and Ursula the lingerie in addition to their chocolates, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:00 No.18324116
    Do that after white day, Nanoha will surely stay the night on whiteday, and on her birthday

    GIve Shirou book tomorrow.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)12:06 No.18324168
    I think the answer is "yes" on all accounts.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:12 No.18324215
    Oh, you're right.
    We already made some for Elsie, so we shouldn't leave Saber/Excalibur out. Does this mean we should also make something for Raising Heart?
    ...we could force Kraus to give digital chocolates to Frau, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:17 No.18324248
    Whip up some chocolate swords

    Yes we changed it, yes she gets a dark chocolate heart with white chocolate wings, no we haven't recorded things yet that will be white day sometime, yes the twins get chocolate and lingerie which is also partly a present for us
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:18 No.18324258
    I think we are only doing it for saber since she takes a human form quite often.

    We could do her some chocolate lions though or if LG is feeling nice will let us retcon it to of already done it
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:19 No.18324262
    Nah Shirou likes swords so maybe make them so he won't eat the chocolate lions >>18324258 suggested
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:21 No.18324281
    This is an interesting idea.
    Since Shirou loves swords and sugar would he eat them or would he be torn between his love of weapons and his love of chocolate? Say we make a beautiful example of a weapon but made of chocolate do we make his brain break trying to decide which action to take?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)12:22 No.18324285
    We give him the book to distract him from Saber's chocolates.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:25 No.18324303
    Yeah that should work
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/14/12(Wed)12:27 No.18324327

    >>Temporality break from work

    Yeah we can give Shirou a chocolate sword. But it will be more fun if we could give him a chocolate version of Hayate in bunny form...

    What kind of book? Book about swords or something else? (lack knowledge about Fate/Stay Night)
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:29 No.18324341
    Last shopping trip we picked up a kids pop up book called "the ABC's of swords" just to see how much he would like it
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:29 No.18324344
    I'm thinking hitting him on the back of the head with a shoe horn would do the trick nicely.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:30 No.18324352
    No we went through great pains to take the last one from him, we will not let him have it back.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:31 No.18324366
    >fall asleep just as previous thread ends
    >wake up

    You're a fucking BEAST, LG.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)12:31 No.18324369
    We already "reclaimed" the Fudgeyate from the pedastal in the castle, he's not getting it back from us. Not as is… Lemme think about that.

    The book is The A-Z of Swords, a holographic pop-up book.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:33 No.18324385
    LG runs these instead of works or having a social life.
    Except from the 16th to the 20th since he is away for work, leaving us with nothing to do but plot the ultimate set of tricks, trolls and crazy plans to break the universe and get our watch fixed
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)12:36 No.18324413
    And on top of >>18324385, he's been doing for a few weeks, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:41 No.18324450
    And he always has a basic plan for what he will do in each thread... Except the "FUCKING T-REX" event

    On that note we need a new dapper buddy, I was thinking a shark since we went to Nemo's. I had thought of a dolphin but they are overdone
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/14/12(Wed)12:44 No.18324483

    No no, I dont mean the fudge version of Hayate. But rather a new one on smaller scale that are made of chocolate.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:47 No.18324506
    Yeah but him having Fudgeyate was creepy anyway, hell I rolled for us to find the shrine and I found it creepy

    I think we prefer to steer him away from things that would attract him to us as much as possible
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:50 No.18324524
    What the hell happened to Ursula and Erica's lifesized Choco-yate with removable panties? I though that was set in stone.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:52 No.18324555
    They were planned for birthdays I thought.
    For white day they were a bit over the top
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:55 No.18324576
    Birthdays, maybe. Besides, we need more time because not even Kraus can make one majaikally.
    It would have to be made by hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:57 No.18324593
    Ah birthday would be better.

    Of course it would be by hand, we need to show our love.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)12:57 No.18324594
    Actually he could.
    We create a mould then get him to fill it with fudge.
    Then we make the fudge clothing and put it on the new Fudgeyate
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)13:00 No.18324610
    Hand carved anatomically correct with removable clothing...
    I think we would need to make three or four sets of clothing for it because the twins would have too much fun dressing it up
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)13:17 No.18324720
    So chocolate sword for Shirou do we think it melts his brain trying to figure out what to do with it? NOM? Puts it in a display as an example of workmanship?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)14:14 No.18325110
    That is the question, and here's how I propose we test it:

    I think it's a bit cruel to deprive Shirou of his precious Fudgeyate, and we should return it to him Not, however, in a recognizable form.

    If there aren't better plans for it, we melt it down, and hand "forge" a set of fine swords and sword accessories. Thus putting to the test his love of fudge, and his love of swords.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)14:18 No.18325136
    Convert the Fudgeyate into Fudgeshou and Bakufudge? I LIKE it!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)14:25 No.18325204
    Aw, but I wanted to keep the Fudgeyate.

    Couldn't we use solidified sugar for the blades on the swords, with fudge handles?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)14:27 No.18325226
    Caramel blades do sound good, but the fudge hilts would likely melt to easily.

    What confection would work best as a handle?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)14:38 No.18325350
    I don't know what those are supposed to be, but yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)14:43 No.18325385
    What if we used rock candy for the blades (producing a hard, white blade) and a candied handle? Or we use an extremely dried out brownie handle, so that it is hard and won't melt?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)14:44 No.18325392
    Just a proposal, we don't have to do it.

    Well, fudge shouldn't be a problem for display pieces.

    "Shirou, Saber said you had something precious go missing after that Wonka affair, so I made you these. Hope they cheer you up."
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/14/12(Wed)14:48 No.18325437
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    >>Imaged Shirou as fat creepy otaku with figure version of Hayate...

    I see your point now...


    I prefer to keep it simple. But if we gonna have a dressable Fudgeyate. Then it is better if we get a RealDoll version of Hayate, so that the twins can play dress up or having "fun" with it. Advantage with it is that the twins will be less tempted to crossdressed Hayate...


    I have thinking about using aluminium foil on handle, but your idea work better.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)15:01 No.18325536
    Fine ideas, but perhaps I didn't make my core concept clear enough: Troll Shirou by returning the Fudgeyate to him in new form, that he won't recognize, but that he will still treasure.

    Not to simply make him candy swords. He could pine for the missing precious without ever knowing it was right there all along.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)15:12 No.18325617
    No, I understood you perfectly. I just want to be able to keep Fudgeyate for ourselves. Like an emergency decoy.
    Especially if we paint a flesh-toned candy shell onto it so that it's indistinguishable from Hayate holding the same pose.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)15:13 No.18325627
    Wait what, LG went to sleep even before 300 posts?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)15:18 No.18325682
    Fair enough, just wanted to make sure
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)15:19 No.18325693
    I don't know who's going to give out first; LG, or the players.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)15:25 No.18325740
    He goes to sleep at certain times, not once he's reached a post count. He has to be up for "work" after all.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)15:30 No.18325774
    Well, we're all getting a break this weekend.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)15:39 No.18325841
    >leave thread because goddamnit class.
    >come back and see the end of the party.
    goddamnit. what are the odds Keima is going to remember any of this in the morning.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)15:42 No.18325860
    I dunno, but I think we gotta be careful with the presentation of the record & player, just in case. Can't recall if I already said that.

    Goddamnit, 4chanX, why won't you work right?
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)15:53 No.18325950
    I'm also not sure if I'm on board with actually convincing Keima that he really is bi/gay/whatever is he thinks he needs to be to get Hayate in his pants.
    I mean, if the majority wants to swing that, then I don't mind being outvoted. And I have no problems with trolling him. Just, knowing some guys who are bi, and knowing them while they were figuring that out, its not the kind of confusion I would want to inflict on somebody, so I think it goes counter to Hayate as a gentleman.
    I think that, at the least, if Keima decides he really doesn't want it, and tells us to stop, we should try to set him up like we did with Gai.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)15:57 No.18325982
    I gotta agree. Trolling him is fine, but I think we crossed a line here. Sure, it's Keima's fault for being wasted and jelly, but it was still crossed. We gotta put the brakes on self-inserting fetishes before some furfag has us molesting Jakob.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)16:03 No.18326035
    to be fair, I doubt that's going to happen, and I don't think that's whats happening here either. It seems like so far we've been rolling with it more for the sake of seeing just how far we can push him before he snaps and does something crazy. And we definitely got that kind of a reaction tonight.
    Sadly we missed the opportunity to point out that it's not just the skirt, because until two days ago, neither Erica nor Ursula wears skirts, but I digress.
    If he doesn't remember, I say let it go and back off for a bit. If he does remember, then we're going to have to explain ourselves to him, and "just enjoy the ride" probably isn't going to fly this time, and neither is "Just messing with you, nothing to worry about here."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:07 No.18326065
    I'm all for controlling our swag, any more and we over extend ourselves.
    As for Keima, we give him the option, he don't take it we can swag someone for him. I'm thinking Amazoness, they'd match quite well.
    Keima and his video games, Amazoness with her hunting and animal husbandry.
    Sort of an odd couple sort of thing.

    We cut it off after Mio, Frenchie, Hina, and the Yuki twins. When we can stabilize that we can consider more, but I think we covered all our bases.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)16:10 No.18326091
    You have entirely valid points, and are wholly right.

    I think, along with the book for Shirou, we could perhaps pass the record off as "I saw this in town, thought you'd like it, and I'm giving stuff out to several others, too." Even if Shirou's the only other dude we're giving something to, and even then it's mainly a distraction.

    Also, what are your thoughts on doing... something, with the Fudgeyate?

    BRB, vomiting.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:16 No.18326125
    I used to be for giving it to Nanoha, when we give the twins a more...interactive version. However, right now I think giving it to Perrine would be the most amusing thing to do with it. Trude might also get a kick out of it, since I think she was the one who really enjoyed us in maid mode a bit too much.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:18 No.18326139

    I think we're in solid 'we need to talk' territory now.

    If he remembers, we try and be supportive. Not 'act' supportive. Actually supportive.

    If he doesn't, he needs to find out what happened from us before somebody else tells him.

    The main reason we need to talk to him is because we don't magically turn people gay, if he feels like that about us he already swung that way at least a little. That's seriously freaking him out and he's trying to push the blame for all of this on us.

    The best thing to do here, as a friend to him, and for his mental health: Talk this one out. No lies, no jokes, no dancing around the topic.

    Also, he seems to be under the impression that this is some Machiavellian plot to build a bed out of attractive women. From Hayate's viewpoint at least, this isn't true. We need to reassure him of this fact.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:21 No.18326161

    Yeah, I think after the people we currently have coming in for a landing we really need to stop for a while.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)16:22 No.18326170
    i think I had proposed previously that we give it to Nanoha as a gift or something. I don't have a strong preference on what is done with it, as there are plenty of good uses for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:23 No.18326177

    >If he doesn't, he needs to find out what happened from us before somebody else tells him.

    That is an excellent point.

    We are in damage control mode. Your friend telling you you got drunk and made a pass at him? Awkward. Your other friends telling him well after the fact? Social nightmare.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/14/12(Wed)16:24 No.18326186

    True, we real need to take a private talk with Keima after he wake up. We can't keep fooling around him for our enjoyment.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:24 No.18326188

    This is all good points.

    Yeah, we need to talk to him in private tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:25 No.18326199

    It was funny when he felt awkward about it.

    It became less funny when he tried to mount us on the couch in front of all our friends.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)16:26 No.18326213
    if a properly sober (these kinds of discussions should NEVER be done drunk) Keima asks "what's with the girls" again, I'm gonna put this in.

    “Keima, you know my story. I’ve been alone virtually my entire life. Now, I have the opportunity to share what love I have with those who want it, and nothing is going to stop me from doing that. If the way I’ve been treating you has been making you confused, I’m sorry, and I’ll back off. If you decide that you want to be a part of what I have going with Erica, Ursula, and Nanoha, well, we'll cross that minefield when we get to it."
    At which point I will also probably vote NO HOMO, because I'm not gay, but I don't mind being outvoted.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:29 No.18326238

    I don't quite agree with the way you put it, but I think that's the right overall tone: Straightforward, honest, and supportive.

    It's important that we get across that no matter what else might come between us, we're his friend. Friends are supportive and caring, regardless of personal feelings.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:32 No.18326257
    That's fair, mate. I'm going to vote for including him because he would make an adorable bottom, has been shown as willing to go girl for us, and he's literally the first romantic partner we pursued, even before we met Erica. The idea of trying to get Keima has been around since the first post in which he was introduced, and I'm still supporting it even now.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)16:32 No.18326262
    Agreed, but I left that out because I have no clue if the majority wants us to be friends or more than friends with Keima. hopefully if that's what ends up happening and that's the response LG goes with, the post will reflect the consensus of "friends" or "yes we want to dock with you"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:33 No.18326267
    That's what I meant about line crossing earlier. When it was just blushing and tsundering, it was cool. Now he's gone a bit too far, and it's not a game anymore.

    Honestly, the fastest way to resolve this, after The Talk, is to set him up with someone. That should keep his jelly under control. I mean to him it's like we hacked his VN and stole all the routes at once. We need to point him at a route he didn't even know was there, and I don't mean the having to chug genderswap every day route. Who can we set him up with?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:33 No.18326270
    >he's literally the first romantic partner we pursued
    Huh, I forgot about that. Yeah, you're right.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)16:35 No.18326284
    I was thinking that if double-twins doesn't work out we might be able to set him up with Yuki, they seem compatible.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:35 No.18326287
    Except for some (no way to know if it's a majority or a minority until the thread tonight when everyone is actually there voting) we really do intend to have him (possibly as a her) as a romantic partner. I, for one, am all for including him. Have been since he was first introduced; if it hadn't been for fucking Shirou, he would have been member #1 on the day when he was genderswap potioned.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:38 No.18326309
    >Who can we set him up with?
    There's Amazoness, as has been suggested before.

    Personality-wise, maybe Yuki? Lily, maybe. Maybe there's another girl in class we haven't interacted with that might be compatible with him.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:40 No.18326329
    I'm all for pursuing him. I think that Hayate isn't the type to discriminate like that sexually, and that even while male Keima is pretty enough to be sexually appealing to a hetero-leaning man. Not to mention that Keima clearly wants us badly enough to be going Goddess Mode for us - and on more than one occasion at that. I think this is more than just a simple crush and that the feelings aren't at all misplaced.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:50 No.18326425

    Even if we end up 'more than friends', we're still friends. Most couples are friends as well as romantically involved. That's why there's the 'no matter what else' is there.


    >Set him up.

    No, he's clearly jonesing for us here. Pointing him at somebody else RIGHT NOW would be belittling his feelings. Even if we do that, it needs to be a little while down the road.

    >Chug genderswap every-day.

    Ryuu's potion expired because he made it that way. It's possible that the change is permanent unless specified.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/14/12(Wed)16:51 No.18326431

    I don't mind either if Keima become part of harem or not. But we must let him decided his own path if he want to be just friend or more. Worst case we will only hurt him and it will effect of teamwork greatly because he is our only tactician.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:53 No.18326450

    Personally I like to think that Hayate doesn't concern himself with sexuality, because compared to all the shit he's gone through something like that is too petty to register.

    Plus 'friend in need' trumps anything else, so making sure Keima is alright comes before absolutely everything else right now.

    He did the same for us after-all.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:55 No.18326476

    >Worst case
    >Hurt him

    Yeah, I think that if Hayate ever actually hurt a friend he would just shut down until further notice.

    Which is part of why this Keima thing worries him. He didn't realize how much he was affecting him with the little jokes and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)16:58 No.18326513

    >He did the same for us

    Yeah, we need to point this out to him if he starts freaking out. He was there for us when we had our little moment, now we're there for him.


    I agree that it's his choice and we aren't going to force the issue. But if we leave it to him, he's going to want it I think. This is going to be an interesting conversation with the twins.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)16:59 No.18326524
    We should work to make it clear there's no need to "chug gender-swap potions" whatever route he takes, if he wants to be with us, we'll accept him however he wants to be. We've stated before, that Hayate-the-character "won't turn a girl in need" away, and it's not that far to go to change it to, "won't turn a friend in need" away.

    If events consipre that he "needs" to be set up with some one, I'd say Lily. Hell, when we were expanding the team, that's half of why I was voting for Lily, to give Keima some female companionship that wasn't Ellie.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:01 No.18326557
    I think he's going to be hurt no matter what we do. At the end of the day, we've never had romantic feelings for him. This was all for our personal amusement, nothing more. Is it really ok to just let him in when the only reason is we feel bad for him? That sort of empty relationship is even worse than letting him down gently and hooking him up elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:04 No.18326596

    >Never had feelings

    No no, feelings are there. It's just that while we weren't committed to getting in his pants, we were committed to trolling him.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)17:06 No.18326616
    Or were we just hiding our own feelings behind the teasing? We first saw him as a girl, and there was an attraction. Then it turned out he doesn't look that different as a guy, and we weren't quite that comfortable with being attracted to him, so we diverted those feelings into trolling & teasing.

    Now, we've had something of a confronatation, and thought about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:06 No.18326619

    No we care, guilt is only why we need to talk about it now.

    We did take the trolling a WEE BIT too far here.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:08 No.18326637

    >Double Tsundere.

    You know, after the shit we've been talking in the Meta about Hina and Perrine having a bad case of 'can't spit it out' I think we're obligated to kick our own ass after having this realization.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:09 No.18326645

    >no feelings

    How exactly are we going to reconcile this chaps?
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)17:10 No.18326654
    to be fair, he was drunk, and therefore asking for it, in this instance.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:10 No.18326663

    That's actually the easy part.

    Hayate has some form of multiple personality disorder, probably Schizophrenia. Canonically, we're the voices in his head.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:11 No.18326673
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    We like Keima, hell we borderline love the guy, he's saved our ass many times in training, and he's likely to do so more in the future, but we don't swing that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:11 No.18326674

    >In this instance.

    This wasn't us trolling him, this was us seeing the ticking emotion time-bomb we overlooked blow the fuck up.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)17:18 No.18326738
    Plainly, some of us do, and the point that's trying to be made, is that him, us, whoever, there's nothing actually wrong with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:20 No.18326762

    >Inside Hayate's head.
    "Alright, he's freaking out. Maybe if we tell him we feel the same, he won't freak out."
    "But.... we don't. We aren't gay dude."
    "Like something that petty will stand in our way."
    "Whatever fag."
    "We have a fucking gender-swap potion. We could have LESBIAN sex."
    "First off: Still gay, because he's a dude on the inside. Secondly: Are you seriously try to play the lesbian card ON YOURSELF!?"
    "Fuck you and your HOMOPHOBIA!"
    "WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!? Friend. Emotional distress. We're giving him a hug, worry about the implications later."
    "...yes cap'n..."
    "Aye, sir."
    >Back in the real world.
    "....you hesitated...."
    "Yeah. Turns out I have mixed feelings and am kind of an asshole about it."
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)17:22 No.18326774
    "No Hayate, YOU are the Tsundere"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:22 No.18326781

    >Turns out I have mixed feelings and am kind of an asshole about it.

    This works. On SO MANY levels.....
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:22 No.18326782
    Just as a note, do we not have the directors go ahead to take over one of the facilities for a day, or did we already use it for something?

    If we have not, I suggest that we use it before the missed opportunity floats on by.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)17:23 No.18326795
    For a day, during the next break period. We haven't hit that break period yet.

    Sho nuff.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)17:23 No.18326796
    we can't make use of it until a break period.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:23 No.18326797

    Like I said before: upon IC realization of this, we are morally obligated to kick our own ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:24 No.18326799
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    Keima and Kenji got drunk, but not Touma?

    Disappointing, but it's probably for the best. There's not much that can handle a drunken Touma.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)17:31 No.18326879
    Also, my posts are semi-hypothetical, but I do feel pretty shitty for screwing Keima around.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:32 No.18326899

    Seconded. I don't think we realized how badly we were affecting him both in and out of character.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:33 No.18326911

    >Turns out I have mixed feelings and am kind of an asshole about it.

    I think we need to say this at some point.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)17:35 No.18326939
    It fits the "internal argument" all too well.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:36 No.18326941

    Seconded. We should say this to Keima actually.

    "So we're going to talk about this?"
    "I guess we have to. If it makes you feel any better, I think that due to the teasing I've been giving Hina and Perrine about not being able to express their feelings, I'm morally obligated to kick my own ass."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:37 No.18326951
    I'm with you, but the irony of this situation is kinda hilarious. Cocks are ok apparently, but Nanoha is an instant shitstorm button.

    I don't care what way the players swing, I just don't think it should be in the game.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:37 No.18326958

    It works on EVERY level.

    We've been acting Tsundere.
    We've been bickering in the Meta.
    We've all were in on the trolling aboard the Swagtanic.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:38 No.18326965
    I have to disagree with you mate. A large portion of the players clearly intended everything romantically. While it wasn't necessarily super-serious, neither were our romantic advances towards Erica in the beginning.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)17:39 No.18326977
    Nanoha is/was an age thing, not gender.

    But... have we actually expressed any of that teasing as Hayate, rather than as the players?

    Oh, totally.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:39 No.18326980

    That's the age thing.

    Most cultures are cool with gays, and less than accepting of pedophiles.

    Not trying to stir shit, just saying.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:40 No.18326984
    Unless the players decide he swings that way. Personally, I see Hayate as someone who generally prefers women, but isn't necessarily strictly heterosexual, just hetero-leaning.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:41 No.18327005

    We have. We've also been VERY subtle about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:41 No.18327007
    Well, IC yes. OOC, some of us were wringing our hands in glee as Keima became more confused about how he felt about Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:43 No.18327045

    None of us really expected him to try and mount us in front of an audience.

    We KNEW in and out of character that we were screwing with him. Some of it more intentional than others.

    But we didn't know it was THAT bad. That's why everybody's all 'jokes over, serious time'.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:43 No.18327049
    Personally, I was wringing my hands in glee not because I wanted him trolled but because he's my favourite potential harem member. Like, seriously, I find him adorable and appealing.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:45 No.18327072
    Some the actions taken were as IC teasing, like the hug after the tournament.
    Others were inadvertent IC, but intentional OOC, like when Hayate had the controlled crash on Keima during lunch.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)17:45 No.18327076
    Funny, that's how I feel about Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:45 No.18327081
    And that fucking goddess mode... if we could get Keima, frenchie, and the twins director we have triple twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:49 No.18327124
    She's my third favourite. For me it's Keima (for so many reasons) > Hina (a little tsun, a lot of dere, and would clearly already be with us if it weren't for our complicated relationship) > Perrine (time shenanigans, thinks she's pretty much already with us but hurting because we apparently don't feel the same way, very lonely, a tragic soul). I think it's finally time to figure out whether or not we're going to be having Keima in our harem - we'll probably have decided in-game before LG travels. I expect resolution, one way or the other (I hope we keep him) with him before we get around to Hina and Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:50 No.18327138

    "Hey Rance?"
    "Remember how you wanted me to settle that bet between you and Max about who had more Swag?"
    "I remember. We got our ass kicked by that kid. Get to the point, Rood."
    "Right, right. Turns out he's now three sets of twins."
    "You're fucking kidding me."
    "Nope. We aren't sure we should TECHNICALLY give him the points for it, since they aren't ACTUALLY genetic twins, but you'd never fucking know if we didn't tell you."
    "This is insane. I need a stiff drink."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:52 No.18327155

    I think we're going to end up with him in the group.

    I also think that we're clear to say that no traditional labels, even 'harem' really describes what we've done here.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:54 No.18327180

    We need to take this to it's logical conclusion.

    "Hey Ryuu."
    "Rance. What's the occasion?"
    "I need to get SERIOUSLY wasted."
    >Grabs bottle off bar and slams it back.
    "Uh... Rance?"
    "Two things: That wasn't alcohol, and Hayate's on his way here for an alchemy lesson."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:54 No.18327182
    I agree. It's not clear for sure, since the evening crowd isn't in yet, but the conversation seems to point towards us:
    A: Trolling him
    B: Being serious in our advances in spite of the trolling
    C: Regretting that we might have hurt his feelings
    D: Really do want to be with him
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:55 No.18327188
    And then he's in our harem and, by extension, so is HIS harem.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)17:56 No.18327206
    Oh man, that's it. We're building a new family. Not a standard family, but a family none the less.

    Oh man. Why do I have to be at work right now? That's too goddamn funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)17:58 No.18327233
    Yeah. We'll have to invent a new word for our family. It's a lot more interally-connected than your typical harem, and there's true love involved. A Hayamily? A Harate? Or maybe just forget the labels and call it a family and leave it at that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:00 No.18327257

    Gai, Kenji, Sousuke, etc: Bros.
    Harem: Harem.
    Sakura, MEEYAFOOJEE, Lucchinni: Little Sisters.
    Keima: Special Friend.
    Shirou: Family pet.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:01 No.18327269

    Hayrate sounds like a combination between a bad sushi place and a martial art.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:02 No.18327279

    >Keima: Special Friend.
    >Shirou: Family pet.

    And I just spat my drink all oven my monitor.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:03 No.18327280
    I think the Girls are going to end up in the Husband(s) role, Hayate will be the Wife role, and Keima will be the Double-Wife.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)18:03 No.18327290
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    >forget the labels and call it a family
    That's what I'd lean towards.

    I think this image works as a Hayate-fied of the normal one. Of course, it'd be better still with the actual Hayate image macro.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:10 No.18327368

    That's going to be a fun realization.

    "It occurs to me. Hayate planned this."
    "What, the Harem thing?"
    "No, I don't think that's what this is."
    "Think about it, spends all of his life alone, and somehow he finds us. All of us. People who feel isolated or separate. Some of us more eager than others."
    "And then seducing us."
    "Yeah, us. But what about Gai? Jun? Sakura?"
    "We all saw the Harem, but I think what he was really after was a family."

    Silent contemplation.

    Then we walk in with cool shit we got for everybody.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:11 No.18327382
    That's about right.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:12 No.18327389

    Soon everybody knows that. And then they find out about Hayate having more than one voice in his head.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:12 No.18327399
    >Then we walk in with cool shit we got for everybody.
    Genuine love pouring from our every word, expression, and motion. Everyone starts crying after we hand out all of the gifts. We ask if anything's wrong, start giving them hugs to comfort them. They all surround us, holding us, stroking our hair, and so forth.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)18:15 No.18327427
    man, that's not a harem OR a family. that's a goddamn personality cult.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:18 No.18327470
    There's some "wifely duties" I'm not too down with Keima handling, but I'm again in the minority.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:19 No.18327473
    I'm going to have to disagree with you there. I think there is one fundamental issue with our family: We're getting therapy for our terrible life, but they aren't really coming to terms with it. They've been tiptoeing around topics of our past. They've been sent into sobbing fits by our music. I think that we've accidentally left subtle but noteworthy emotional scars in those who love us as a result of sharing our past with them.

    Basically, I'm suggesting that we might eventually need group therapy to let everyone come to terms with Hayate's past. Make it so they stop finding us tragic since we're happy now. Make it so they don't avoid topics because they know they're not going to make us upset.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:20 No.18327480
    Yeah, I think you are. Sorry, mate. If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure he's a bottom, and will often be in Goddess Mode on top of that. I don't expect it does but, well, take it as you will.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)18:21 No.18327496
    I was being a tad sarcastic. But you're right, our emotions are very very powerful. It's a good thing we aren't a Sith.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:23 No.18327527
    More importantly, our family's emotions regarding us are very powerful. They feel great sorrows and great happiness, show great trepidation to keep from hurting us. This is the sort of thing that couple's counseling exists for, to make sure that everyone can be totally open with each other. We're eventually going to have to address the fact that they avoid topics to keep from hurting us, and the fact that they still feel pain over a past that we've grown to accept. That can wait, though, until our family has stabilized. It's still in flux.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)18:23 No.18327532
    They're almost all a bunch of fuckwits, any way.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:25 No.18327554
    Sith far more so than darkside users in general. If it weren't for that insane social darwinism, the dark side would ostensibly be the "good" side.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:25 No.18327562
    Sorry, I pictured the DC character fighting jedi. That's a good image.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)18:27 No.18327582
    We're going to have to prove that we're emotionally stable before we can do that. We have been breaking down as recently as last week.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:28 No.18327591
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    We would be if people understood how awesome my idea was. Pic related.
    How would he not make a great therapist?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)18:28 No.18327592
    Well, we've only just started with the therapy. I think >>18327527 is looking at the long term.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:28 No.18327594

    That's mostly because we're getting paranoid about the other shoe dropping.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:30 No.18327618

    >Read this post.


    >Go back to check this one.

    Gentlemen, it might be time to panic.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)18:31 No.18327636
    NOPE. Not gonna do it. Not panicking. Not till I have to.

    Which would be at about 2200 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:33 No.18327662
    I'm not even gonna stress on it anymore. If things go in a direction I'm not comfortable with, and it's pretty clear they are, then I'll go do something else. It's sad more than anything else.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:33 No.18327663
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:35 No.18327694

    Man, I'm gonna be disappointed if somebody jumps ship over something like that.

    I mean, I have WONDERLAND to look forward to, and I'm sticking it out.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:36 No.18327704

    I swear to god, that picture makes less sense every time I see it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:36 No.18327708
    That's fair. Will you be coming back for the majority-of-the-time parts where we're not being homosexually(?) active with Keima? Or will it be bad enough that you end up leaving the quest permanently? I know a lot of people say that they're going to quit the quest when something goes a way they really didn't want, but I think that most of them just tune out the parts they don't like.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:37 No.18327726

    We tend to fade to black before it goes anywhere interesting though. Besides, there's always potions.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:40 No.18327769
    I almost left when we time stopped against Nanoha.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)18:41 No.18327779
    what is that even from, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:43 No.18327796

    I got it off 4chan.

    I would give a million dollars and my left testicle to find out what the FUCK is going on there.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)18:44 No.18327811
    was really hoping that didn't get brought up again.
    I DID leave. I was the one being super-bitchy. Not proud of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:46 No.18327834
    gentlemen broncos
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:49 No.18327868
    I dont blame you, we basically used what could be instant win against a little girl whose heart we had just broke.
    We should have been focused on making her feel better.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)18:51 No.18327884
    I was convinced we were going to actually bad-end. But I was also taking it way too seriously. and things worked out anyway, so I made sure to keep a cool head since then. Just gotta trust LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:52 No.18327897
    I left for half a week after we accepted her into the family. When I came back, I was one of the people who was really vocal about not doing anything sexual with her until she was older. So, I know the feeling. I hope that when we accept Keima into the family, verynotgayanon comes back after a while and just kinda ignores the romancey parts with Keima the way I do with the parts I find inappropriate for a girl as young as Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:52 No.18327901
    I think it would be more than fair to just tell Keima that we have mixed feelings about him, and that we're not quite sure what to do with them. The facts are that while we are his friend no matter what, and we do find him attractive (especially while female), the fact that he's a guy really goes against our ingrained sense of social norms.
    We apologize profusely for teasing him, explaining that we didn't realize quite how serious the situation is, and that we only did so as a way to express those confused feelings in a way that was socially acceptable.

    Tell him that, while a more romantic relationship with him isn't at all out of the question, that we're unsure of what we actually want out of things.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:53 No.18327921

    I almost thought they were going to go with my hilariously evil plan and freaked out.

    I still agree with the sentiment there which was end the fight and deal with the emotional stuff without an audience.

    It ended up working out alright, but we couldn't know that going in.

    Same sort of situation we got into with Keima here actually. Not seeing a safe harbor yet, so I'm gonna try and steer the ship in the least horrible available direction until we can get a 'win' scenario.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:54 No.18327926
    The way I see it, if you're mad about something happening in a quest, it's because you've become emotionally invested in it. Which means it's DAMN good writing.

    After all, you're not going to get into a heated argument over something you don't give a fuck about.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:55 No.18327931
    I agree except that's a bit too noncommittal for me. I would rephrase that to where we want to TRY the romance thing, but if either or both of us can't get over the same-gender thing, there will be absolutely no hard feelings. I think that, despite both of us being confused, we want to make it work, and that Keima will never be the one who takes the first step. Remember, anyone can leave the harem whenever they want - and we'll make him aware of that - but we genuinely do want him to be our boy(girl?)friend rather than lose out on something we might really have wanted.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:55 No.18327934
    I think the best thing we can do here is go with something along the lines of >>18327901 and have an adult conversation with him about our feelings and the nature of the relationship.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:56 No.18327943

    Apologize, let him know we're kinda in the same boat emotionally and act supportive?

    I can get behind that.

    The 'social norms' I don't think is going to fly, since our friends are apparently cool with it and anything 'normal' went out the window when the talking monkey gave us a magic tea-set.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:56 No.18327945
    I purposefully made it noncommittal so that it could easily be changed into something like that - or even the opposite.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:57 No.18327953
    So, less of a 'maybe' and more of a 'conditional yes.' Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about it too. We're not going to dive straight in, but we are going for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:57 No.18327954
    I was thinking more the social norms of his home dimension. It's not easy to escape the kind of thinking you've been doing your entire life.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)18:58 No.18327961
    but at the same time, it's just a quest. And I was literally cross-eyed pissed off about it, something I usually think i should reserve for reacting to a real injustice, not "I'm not getting my way on the internet".
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:58 No.18327963

    >not argue if you don't care

    Not those guys, but I do that a lot.

    It's like watching two Spartans playing 'gay chicken'. I once held hands with a guy for three hours because we didn't know who started it and neither of us wanted to be the guy who pussyed out.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)18:59 No.18327966
    I think it's easier for Hayate than most. His life was never normal and, in fact, the normal world pretty much already rejected him. I think that's why he, for example, sees nothing wrong with his harem and likely wouldn't have a problem being with Keima. Hayate never really internalized his home culture's norms.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:00 No.18327982
    ...Spartans playing 'gay chicken' is just being a Spartan. They were huuuge fags - and not the lispy, limp-wristed, effeminate, adorable ones, either.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:01 No.18327986

    Hayate's norms include begging for food and being actively hunted by a hostile universe.

    Actually, when you put that in the same context as Keima's apparent homophobia, I think we've thoroughly explained the source of our constant break-downs.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:01 No.18327987
    The entire point of art is to move your audience. Writing is very much an art, and so any good writing is going to get you emotionally invested enough to make you feel things such as "cross-eyed pissed", yes. Because it isn't "just a quest", it's an interactive story you feel like you have a stake in.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:02 No.18327997
    Fair point. I've never actually watched the anime Hayate comes from and I don't like crying, so I don't think I ever will.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:03 No.18328006

    I remember getting into an alignment argument and actually almost turning down a chance to go to the movies with my friends because, and I'm quoting myself here, 'someone is wrong on the internet'.

    This was about the point where I realized I needed a break from 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:04 No.18328009
    The anime mostly focuses on the present and only uses his past as a framing device for his present actions. In the animu and manga, by the end of the first issue/episode, he's working as the butler to an extremely rich girl who's secretly (not very, he's just clueless) in love with him. Basically, it's used in the same way as in this quest. As a really painful framing device.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:04 No.18328011
    The whole Italian region was pretty gay up until Catholicism set up shop and told them it was badwrongfun.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)19:04 No.18328014
    not just the Spartans either, most greeks were. Try reading the Symposium sometime. It is literally a bunch of guys arguing why having sex with little boys is manly.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:05 No.18328019
    ...Did you just call Sparta/Greece the 'Italian Region?'
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:05 No.18328021

    It's actually very fucking hilarious. Hayate's tragic past is almost never brought up other than as dismal black comedy.

    Sort of like how our PTSD flashbacks work in this quest 99% of the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:06 No.18328029
    That whole peninsula and all the islands around it, yes. If you have a better way to refer to that, I'd like to know it.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)19:06 No.18328033
    i think he might have meant the Mediterranean.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:06 No.18328039

    Go look at a map of Europe, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:07 No.18328042
    Greece and Italy are two completely different peninsulas.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:07 No.18328044
    >I once held hands with a guy for three hours because we didn't know who started it and neither of us wanted to be the guy who pussyed out.
    See that's just bad ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:08 No.18328054
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:09 No.18328070
    Oops, well...there's my American ignorance showing!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:09 No.18328072
    You mean the Mediterranean region, right? You must. Otherwise you'd be bad at Earth...

    That said your not technically wrong. Homolust was encouraged by Rome/Greece in the Hoplike ages, as a way to keep the lines together.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:09 No.18328078
    I'm an American too - you don't get to blame it on that.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)19:09 No.18328080
    and yet their classical cultures are very strongly related, due to the Romans basically hijacking most of the Greeks culture and giving it a different name.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:10 No.18328091
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    No, you don't. Here, educate yourself, my countryman.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:11 No.18328105

    I didn't really win or lose, he had to go to work, so we kinda had to drop it there.

    It was kinda surreal. I mean, we just kinda were there, neither of us escalating it, but neither of us backing down.

    Walked across the mall, ate lunch (I had a hot-dog and he had a salad. We still bicker over who had the gay-er lunch.), watched a movie...

    And then as seemingly out of nowhere as it began, it just sort of ended.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:11 No.18328107
    Thanks, I was already reading the wiki article actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:12 No.18328121
    Starts out as a What Do, and now we're talking about gay-chicken and geography.

    Never change, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:13 No.18328132
    No he can, it's like one of your freebies, like how we Canadians can blame most anything on being drunk.
    Not just the culture, but the language, actual art, military tactics, philosophical knowledge, how to cook...
    They stole Aqueducts from the Etruscan peoples...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:14 No.18328146
    You're lucky. The last time something like that happened to me, the other guy tried to escalate.

    His tongue was small, and darting. I lost pretty quickly after that and the friendship was never quite the same.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:16 No.18328169
    Excuse me, but the Canadian freebie is "I was too polite to X." The Irish one is getting one free drunk card. Hmmm... I've never used my Ignorant American card. I'll keep that in my pocket for someday when I want to blame America for having not taught me something rather than simply accepting the blame for myself.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)19:16 No.18328170
    that shit's all what i meant by culture. some romans actually got around to adding to the philosophy though.


    LG's head is gonna spin when he wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:18 No.18328193
    No it isn't. He's going to laugh so hard that he'll end up with a new choppa again.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:19 No.18328208

    I find it vaguely irritating that most of the world sees America as a self-centered island of awesome surfing a never-ending sea of migrant workers.

    I mean, world doesn't QUITE revolve around us. Yeah, we have a big role in the world, but people tend to dramatically over-state our sense of self-worth.

    Almost pisses me off as much as everybody feeling the need to apologize for the shit we've done over the years. We did what was best for us at the time. This hurt some people, and that's a damn shame. But it wasn't about them, it was about us, and they would've done the same in our position.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:20 No.18328209
    Man I forgot about that one! I really should cut down on my drinking, shit like this happens all the time. My friends always invite me out, it's always to the bar, and then I forget important stuff, but im to polite to say no.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:20 No.18328216
    Aaand there goes your one freebie.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:22 No.18328231

    >Got so drunk he forgot about the "I'm drunk" excuse.

    You just earned an extra free pass for being fucking hilarious.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)20:32 No.18329402
    And now it's gone all quiet. This makes me sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:34 No.18329432
    I think we're now all just waiting for the new thread, having all said our piece.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)20:35 No.18329452
    Yeah, probably.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)20:47 No.18329624
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    bullshit. we still got stuff we can argue about.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:49 No.18329660
    Food isn't relevant to the plot right now. No need to argue about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:50 No.18329669
    We should step up our game.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:55 No.18329738
    Sure is tasty.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)21:07 No.18329905
    I gotta be honest, I only said that ham is shit to, well, stir shit up. I try to resist, but sometimes, I just have to do it.

    I still mean it, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:09 No.18329930
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:12 No.18329972

    What if we... bear with me a moment...

    What if.... We weaponized it?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:13 No.18329979
    Something sure would happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:14 No.18330003

    You speak madness.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:15 No.18330017

    DO I!?!

    DO I REALLY!?!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)21:16 No.18330028
    Not sure how much, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:16 No.18330031
    I dunno. Maybe, sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:17 No.18330046
    It'd be easier to put super spicy mustard on the sandwich, then offer the victim a glass of molotov to try and wash it down.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:18 No.18330049

    Yes. Yes you are.

    How in the actual FUCK are we going to weaponize ham?

    How are you going to weaponize pig? How?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:18 No.18330058
    It's already worked pretty well on the American black community...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:19 No.18330076
    Wow, that is fucking dark.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:21 No.18330096
    I propose that we play the MSQ drinking game.

    Every time we get into a wacky misunderstanding, take a shot.

    Every time somebody falls for us, take a shot.

    Every time our future self is present, you take two shots, and then do it agin when we loop around.

    If you suggest a course of action that leads to shitstorm, you take a shot for every off-topic post you cause.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:22 No.18330104

    We wouldn't survive a single thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:22 No.18330111

    >That post

    Why do you hate your liver?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:22 No.18330112
    By feeding the pig a bunch of potion about 6 hours before it's butchered. If you make the ham fresh enough, you should have residual potion inside of the meat. Can you imagine someone's stomach coated in rebounder?

    Not even Sakabroto could survive that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)21:24 No.18330135
    Well, weaponizing an entire pig is another matter. That's pretty easy. But just that standard ham? Buggered if I know.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)21:24 No.18330143
    that's actually pretty awesome. Call it the Flaming Hayate
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)21:25 No.18330160
    challenge accepted, for tonight's thread. I've got a bottle of vodka and nothing better to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:25 No.18330163

    >Flaming Hayate

    It's reserved for people who make snarky comments at Keima's expense.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:26 No.18330178
    Ok since I just woke up I am so fucking glad my idea on candy swords to mess with Shirou's head went forward.

    Keima is a special case, we trolled him because we actually like him is the feeling I got, we might not go homo with him but that was a large part of the driving force for people wanting to learn Ryuu's gender swap potion. We never wanted to force him to take it but if he wants to take it so he can be with us then it was mostly ok from what I understood. We do need to be very careful with him though and work it all out.

    And you guys had to pick up the conversation must after I crashed because no one was talking...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:28 No.18330198
    You're going to die from the first rule alone. Remember where we left off? Tonight's thread is going to be more aptly called Misunderstandings Quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:28 No.18330207

    "Made a gay joke. Didn't find it funny. This was pretty good."
    "Second degree burns on the esophagus is funny to you?"
    "It is when the drink's called a Flaming Hayate."
    "That's- snnnk- no- Pfff- Fuck it. BWAHAHAHAHA! That was a good one. You are in so much fucking trouble, but I think it was worth."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:30 No.18330234
    The consensus we came to is summarized here:
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:31 No.18330247
    Consensus for the few people that remained in this thread.
    Not the consensus of the player base as a whole.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:32 No.18330254

    We had a nice core sampling though.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:32 No.18330255
    Yeah I figured that, mainly posted that bit to support that consensus
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:32 No.18330260
    Right, I didn't mean to imply that. I'm just trying to summarize what the conversation before overall resulted in.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:36 No.18330311
    With anonymous, that's pretty difficult to tell.

    Anyway, I'm in the "Not serious, no romantic overtures" group.
    We've got enough problems with 3 current girlfriends and 2 more trying to come in, and a possible third. Including Keima would just throw this entire fragile balance out the window.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:37 No.18330316
    I wanted to thank you guys. This quest introduced me to Full Metal Panic and Hayate the Combat Butler.

    Both of which are fucking hilarious.
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)21:37 No.18330317
    I ain't too worried. It's the shitstorm one that's actually the most dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:38 No.18330337
    So while I was absent I had thought on the candy swords. They don't need to be usable as swords, not all of them anyway. What they need is to look like great examples of a smith's craft because we want to confuse Shirou.

    So we make three or four, one made with a rock candy blade and handle wrapped in fudge / brownie that has the engraving filled with chocolate / fudge

    Then we go totally overboard and make one sword of fudge of different colours maybe a katana or something since he likes them and we can find it easy enough to throw in multiple types or colours of fudge

    One Excalibur type sword with boiled candy gems and probably a silver colored glazed blade

    And one bigass zweihander made of chocolate
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:39 No.18330347
    You're entitled to that opinion. However, we've had romantic overtones in our interactions with Keima since day one at the bureau. He was the first one we started to get involved with, well before Erica, it's just taken him longer to get in.

    He's our first swag victim. And we're into that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)21:39 No.18330351
    Maybe it's just me, but I'd like to think there was a minimum of samefaggery in the conversation earlier
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:40 No.18330356
    this whole keima thing is retarded

    Never understood why you guys wanted to fuck a guy (even if he's genderbent) in the beginning and sure as hell do not understand why you want to fuck him NOW.
    Enjoy the whole card-house crashing down when other girls learn of downright malicious manipulations that Hayate has wrought.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:40 No.18330364

    Lets wait a little while before we do that though.

    White Day might send the wrong message.

    And yes, I know, Shirou's dense as a brick.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:41 No.18330372
    If Kraus can majaik them up, that would be great. Because it takes about a week for rock candy crystals to form, so it'll be a long-term project if we have to do it by hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:41 No.18330379
    Yeah not a white day thing but as a diversion from trolling Keima all the time.

    I think we need to lay off him for a while at least until he calms back down from what happens
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:43 No.18330400
    Because most of us aren't strictly heterosexual, we're just hetero-leaning and he's a pretty effeminate boy who can turn into a girl? And the "trolling" was actually almost always an OOC thing, with Hayate's IC actions being entirely honest.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:44 No.18330406
    He should be able to majaik just about everything for them up, we would most likely just need to out the finishing touches on them. Remember he made enough rock hard fudge to fill Shirou's room on about the second day we were in the bureau this should be easy for him
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)21:44 No.18330411
    Who actually said anything about fucking him, out right? I want to romance and snuggle him, because he's just adorable enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:45 No.18330419


    That's the thing though, we aren't.

    The whole Keima thing was in part because we found his discomfort amusing.

    Which is kinda dickish, yes.

    But we didn't know how badly it was affecting him. Even OOC NOBODY expected him to try and mount us in front of an audience.

    That's why everybody's on the 'stop trolling, real talk' even if they don't want to hook up with him.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:45 No.18330428
    Yeah, the fucking will probably come when he drinks the gender bender potion and forces himself on us
    >> Lookout 03/14/12(Wed)21:46 No.18330434
    at which point Erica castrates him.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:46 No.18330436
    1.) He's a trap, that's just as legit a fetish as anything else we've gone after.
    2.) We don't necessarily want to fuck him, we want him to be happy, which is likely going to necessitate a romantic relationship.
    3.) There will not now, nor will there ever be any fucking if the harem does not approve. This is our rule to prevent the card-house. Not to mention the tip we got - cheating. Force them to like each other if they don't. That's something we can totally pull off.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330448


    Dude, I WANT to fuck him, and that sounds a bit too gay for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330449
    This. Some people were OOC malicious, but most of the time Hayate wasn't even fucking with Keima - we were, as Hayate behaved honestly and cluelessly. So, it's time to have a serious talk. I, for one, am hoping we give a real relationship a try.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330456
    You can't force people to like each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330463
    He has goddess mode. He doesn't need that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)21:48 No.18330466
    Not that I would complain if the sexing did happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:48 No.18330476

    That doesn't actually make him a woman.

    I'm pretty sure anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:48 No.18330477
    No, we DO want to fuck him, it's just tertiary.

    Happiness > Romance > Fucking
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:51 No.18330502
    Very true. We can, however, put them in situations where they will learn more about each other, resulting in mutual respect, a bro-tier friendship, or if we get a nat 100 on a post with quads, actual romantic love.

    Classic examples of doing this almost universally boil down to teaming up to fight a larger threat. We can totally pull that off.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)21:51 No.18330505

    We don't actually know that, still.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:54 No.18330549
    New thread here:

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)21:59 No.18330610
    How odd, he's even early.

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