!!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/12/12(Mon)18:34 No.18302763|
"Anyways man, I've got to keep digging to find out more. See, there's this other guy, and he's pretty sure..." The nut trails off, before continuing in a hushed whisper.
"He's pretty sure that aliens from the Andromeda galaxy are in on this shit. See, they can talk to the reptilians using chem trails."
"Yeah, that's totally making sense. But before you do much more of that, we gotta focus and find the soul first right?" You almost plead, hoping he isn't going to waste a bunch of time with aliens.
"Right, got it. In the meantime man, you should start looking for newer places, heavy places man. Bunkers and shit that don't have people in them. Gotta split up and cover more ground, right? See with the deterioration, I figure any place housing souls can't be more than like, fifty, maybe sixty years old."
You answer as seriously as you can with a "right..."
"Also, any idea how I can secure this connection from my end?" You ask, and instantly regret doing so.
"Fuck yeah man! See, if you want to make it portable like, you need to rig it up to some aligned crystals. See, ancient aliens used that form of communication to beam messages to space, and the government can't pick up on that. Its not active encryption, but it should do the trick. Though then the aliens will pick up on our conversations, so you may want to be careful."
"I'll make sure to do that..."
"Cool, get the materials together and I'll walk you through it."
"Right, I'll let you know the next time I pick up some aligned crystals..."
"Cool man, cool. I'll call you if I find anything, you do the same." He says excitedly, before hanging up.