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    47 KB Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)17:40 No.18278118  
    DMs of /tg/, I challenge thee to make an Omegle decent quest and post results.
    Doesn't have to start like this one but it is a realistic depiction of Omegle so yeah.

    >Greetings adventurer! Welcome to OMEGLE QUEST!
    You find yourself in an empty room. There are exits to the NORTH, EAST, and WEST. Your QUEST is to LOCATE FEMALES. Your INVENTORY contains SWORD, LOINCLOTH. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)17:41 No.18278125
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    And here is one i did a while back
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)17:49 No.18278194
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    >Greetings adventurer! Welcome to OMEGLE QUEST!
    You find yourself in an empty room. There are exits to the NORTH, EAST, and WEST. Your QUEST is to LOCATE FEMALES. Your INVENTORY contains SWORD, LOINCLOTH. What do you do?
    >Your conversational partnet has disconnected

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)17:55 No.18278229
    I'm terrible at running games, but I'm eager to see what other people do with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)17:57 No.18278248
    you know, it's kinda hard to find a GM on omegle...
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)18:41 No.18278586
    >You: Greetings adventurer! Welcome to OMEGLE QUEST! You find yourself in an empty room. There are exits to the NORTH, EAST, and WEST. Your QUEST is to LOCATE FEMALES. Your INVENTORY contains SWORD, LOINCLOTH. What do you do?
    >Stranger: I DONT LARP
    >Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Ah, what...
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)18:47 No.18278639
    Ran a game straight to the end. He successfully destroyed every attempt i made to railroad. WIN.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)18:51 No.18278677
    Brazillians are stupid.

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)18:51 No.18278680
    You're a bad DM and should feel bad
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)18:52 No.18278684
    Wow... I have no words.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)18:53 No.18278697
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    >take off loincloth
    xD Oh, Omegle...
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:19 No.18278964
    I'm disturbed that he didn't quit before he did.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:20 No.18278967

    Damn, that happened to me 6 times now. This sucks.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:22 No.18278998
    Oh wat.
    That is one guy whois DETERMINED to fap to anything
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:25 No.18279037
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:25 No.18279041
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    I've read some shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:27 No.18279063
    >I will clean it for you with my long rod
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:29 No.18279085
    >B-17 BOMBER
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:31 No.18279103
    All of my wat.
    I appreciate you wanted to try to weird this guy out but i'm not sure who is weirder here...
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:31 No.18279104

    Went reasonably. Shame it didn't finish...
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:32 No.18279121
    Pretty good. Try to be brief in descriptions so they dont get bored and disconnect.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:37 No.18279183
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:42 No.18279246
    wtf is "1d"?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:48 No.18279309
    You know, 1D. Like, you know. "Fuck 1D", that sort of 1D, no?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:50 No.18279340
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    why did he think that was a good idea
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:59 No.18279446
    I've wanted to do that to our groups THAT GUY for months
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:11 No.18279590
    One Direction
    Shitty teen dance band or something
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:27 No.18279783
    this is fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:30 No.18279801
    Stranger starts off with "I'M NOT HORNY"

    This is going to be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:39 No.18279923

    If only they responded back to the last statement...
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:33 No.18280687

    Got tired of getting everyone looking for a chick. So I roleplayed one
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:00 No.18281025

    I won't lie dude, I was sad that you didn't whip out the wizard hat and robes, and teleport him to OMEGLE QUEST, that would of been much more interesting. Also, it must of been a pain to write like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:13 No.18281185
    Well, here's what I got.

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:41 No.18281581
    I admire the young Adventurer for sitting through such lengthy dialogue. I hope you typed fast for the lad.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:29 No.18282105

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:37 No.18282197

    This one is a beauty. I'm surprised it lasted so long. Probably the most fun I've had on Omegle.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:58 No.18282417
    You: >Greetings adventurer! Welcome to OMEGLE QUEST!
    You find yourself in an empty room. There are exits to the NORTH, EAST, and WEST. Your QUEST is to LOCATE FEMALES. Your INVENTORY contains SWORD, LOINCLOTH. What do you do?
    Stranger: masturbate feverishly into loinclothe
    You: You masturbate feverishly into your loincloth! A large troll seems to be attracted to the sound and comes blundering in from the western entrance. What do you do?
    Stranger: castrate troll to teach him a lesson for fucking with your wanking
    Stranger: btw i used the sword for the castration... just fyi
    You: You castrate the troll succesfully, and you catch his flying wiener with your other hand. You have obained troll dick! The Troll then scurries off to the North in fright!
    You: What do you do?
    Stranger: patent trolldick as a massive dildoe and make millions in online sales revenue
    Stranger: while also masterbating feverishly into loincloth to porn online
    Stranger: multitask
    You: You proceed to patent trolldick... But... What's this?!? It has already been patented?! It appears the wicked Wizard of the eastern Entrance predicted your next move, and patented before you! What do you do?
    You: You succesfully masturbate into the loincloth!
    You: Your loincloth now is a drenched- Loincloth!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:10 No.18282550
    Stranger: hi
    You: Greetings, young adventurer! Welcome to OMEGLE QUEST! You're in an empty, featureless room. There are exits to the NORTH, EAST, and WEST. Your inventory is comprised of SWORD, and LOINCLOTH. What do you do?
    Stranger: go north
    You: You go NORTH. You enter a long hallway, with mirrors lining each side. At the end of the hallway is a door, with two men in plate armor. They are identical twins. "Halt! Who goes there?" they ask you. What do you do?
    Stranger: ask them "where am i"
    You: You ask them where you are. They respond, "You are in the Hall of Reflection! To pass through our doorway, you must reflect inwards and admit you're greatest weakness!"
    You: your*
    Stranger: my greatness weakness is that i always tell the truth
    You: You admit your greatest weakness is you're honesty. They nod, and each turn to the side, allowing you passage onwards. Do you go through the door?
    Stranger: no i say " since i always tell the truth, i admit they there is a wounded man in the room behind me, and i require one of them to help me
    You: Neither of the men respond to your statement, now appearing to be only statues. You can't decide whether they were always statues, and their animation was merely a trick of your imagination, or if they have magically become stone. What do you do?
    Stranger: move to the next room

    We're still playing.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:15 No.18282625
    You: You go through the doorway. Once on the other side, you see that the door has opened up into a large plain, covered in grass. Few trees dot the landscape ahead of you, and there seems no end to this strange land. The sun is high in the sky, indicating it is near noon. Once the door is shut, it disappears behind you. What do you do?
    Stranger: um....
    Stranger: go striaght
    You: You see no goal in sight, and decide to simply walk forwards. A bold move. You walk for what seems like hours, without the landscape changing much at all. As the sun begins to descend, however, you see a large cloud of dust heading towards you. To your left, is one of the few trees, though this one is thick with foliage. What do you do?
    Stranger: move into the trees for shelter
    You: You move into the trees for shelter. As you wait, letting the sun descend more, the dust cloud comes ever closer. As night begins, however, it settles, giving way to campfires. From this distance, you can only make out that there are at least four different fires roaring. What do you do?
    Stranger: dig under the tree for shelter
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:24 No.18282735
    Part 1 of STRANGER QUEST.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: >Greetings adventurer! Welcome to OMEGLE QUEST!
    You find yourself in an empty room. There are exits to the NORTH, EAST, and WEST. Your QUEST is to LOCATE FEMALES. Your INVENTORY contains SWORD, LOINCLOTH. What do you do?

    Stranger: GO WEST.

    You: You decide to head WEST. You step out of the room into a DARK CAVE. Inside is a young boy, he yell's at you "ASL!". What do you do?


    You: You let out a loud cry and STAB the YOUNG BOY with SWORD. You severe his NECK ARTERY and he falls to the floor rapidly bleeding out. You then head back to the original room and head EAST. It seems to lead OUTSIDE, and you see an old man FEVERISHLY MASTURBATING. There are exits to the NORTH, EAST, AND WEST.


    You: You remove your LOINCLOTH, despite it being a SILLY THING TO DO especially on OMEGLE. You feel that you must RELEASE your BODY from it's OPPRESSIVE LOINCLOTH OVERLORD. You then head NORTH, you enter a LARGE FIELD that is very FLAT. You see a large horde of men MASTURBATING. There are exits to the SOUTH, and NORTH.


    You: You decide to HEAD NORTH. Staying low on the ground you are suddenly regretting your lack of LOINCLOTH. Luckily for you, the MEN seem to busy MASTURBATING to spot you. You eventually enter an EMPTY CAVE with various odd INSCRIPTIONS upon the wall. There is an exit to the SOUTH.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:25 No.18282747


    You: You take a look at the INSCRIPTIONS, unfortunately you lack the INSCRIPTION READING SKILL therefore you cannot READ the INSCRIPTIONS. Before you can do anything else, a man wearing a GREEN MASK appears from the mouth of the CAVE. He yells at you "Hey Faggot!". What do you do?


    You: I am sorry, I did not understand that COMMAND! Did you want to STAB YOURSELF or STAB the GREEN MASK MAN.

    Stranger: STAB YOURSELF

    You: You cannot HANDLE the presence of this GREEN MASKED MAN, you say goodbye to this CRUEL WORLD and you STAB YOURSELF. You fall to the floor, your VIGOR dropping to 0. Everything is DARK and you are rapidly getting CLOSER to a RED FIERY LIGHT. After a few minutes you AWAKE in a barren landscape that is also on FIRE. There are exits the the NORTH, EAST, and WEST.

    Stranger: GO EAST

    You: You head EAST. Your FEET hurt like HELL but after a few minutes of WALKING you arrive at the base of a LARGE MOUNTAIN. Standing outside are TWO DEVIL-LIKE MEN holding large SWORDS. There are exits to the NORTH and WEST.

    Stranger: FIGHT DEVILS

    You: You walk towards the DEVILS but when your reach down for your SWORD, you suddenly realize it ISN'T FUCKING THERE. The DEVIL MEN spot you, and start RUNNING TOWARDS YOU. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:25 No.18282756

    Stranger: BEG FOR MERCY

    You: You get down on your knee's and GROVEL before the DEVIL MEN, they LAUGH at you and DRAG you into the MOUNTAIN BASE. After that you are hit on the head and you BLACK OUT. You eventually regain CONSCIOUSNESS and you find yourself in a DARK JAIL CELL. What do you do?

    Stranger: SCREAM FOR HELP

    You: You SCREAM FOR HELP, a deep voice coming from the cell next to you yells back "SHUT THE HELL UP.". Unfortunately, NO HELP CAME after your VALIANT PLEAD FOR HELP. What do you do?


    You: Unfortunately the STORYTELLER isn't in the right MOOD for this. Perhaps you should EXAMINE YOUR CELL DAMMIT.

    Stranger: Nah. I'm done. Cya z

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:26 No.18282767
    Oh man, been too long since I've seen one of these threads. Whooo! Time to break out ye olde...

    >You are and Orc with a Sword, in a tavern. What do you do?

    Man, I actually met two people from my last online playgroup this way.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:30 No.18282817
    >Question to discuss:
    >You are and Orc with a Sword, in a tavern. What do you do?

    >Stranger 1: fuck that shit

    >Stranger 1: i'm pupa pan

    >Stranger 1: fly pupa flyyyyyyy

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:49 No.18283073
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: You are an Orc with a Sword, in a tavern. What do you do?

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: im a dark elf actually

    You: You have decided to REJECT your orc nature, and live as a DARK ELF, what do you do?

    Stranger: crouch around and steal from people

    Stranger: then when they spot me pay off the guards and pickpocket them again

    You: You CROUCH DOWN under your table in the tavern, and begin SNEAKING AROUND. You SEARCH several pockets, but don't FIND anything of interest.

    You: However there is a bag of gold coins on the GROUND.

    Stranger: take it

    Stranger: and kill the people

    Stranger: while sneaking with a bow

    Stranger: daedric bow

    You: You TAKE the coins, and begin to ATTACK with your bow, which has REJECTED it's nature as a sword, much as you have. You manage to SHOOT four bar patrons, before the bartender THREATENS you with an AXE.

    "What are you DOING?" He shouts

    Stranger: i use unrelenting force shout on him and send him flying then attack him with an enchanted poisened daedric bow while he recovers

    You: You SHOUT at the bartender, however it is largely ineffective, and the bartender just becomes more enraged. He ATTACKS before you can RELEASE your arrow, SWINGING his axe wildly!

    Stranger: use a paralyze poison on my myrhunes razor a paralyze him

    Stranger: *meyrhunes

    You: You REACH for your 'myrhunes razor,' a poor knockoff of Mehrune's Razor, a legendary blade, and begin to APPLY poison. The bartender AXES off your arm!

    Stranger: *mehrunes yea lol

    Stranger: cant do that when im in the pause screen

    Stranger: i eat a bunch of goat cheese wheels that recover 15 health then escape the bar

    You: You PULL out meyruhune's razor, an even cheaper knockoff, and attack! But it uselessly SNAPS on the bartender's rockhard abs!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:50 No.18283089
    Stranger: i use the mace of molag bol on him

    You: You begin to ruthlessly STUFF goat cheese into your FAT, FAT MOUTH with your one remaining arm, scarfing wildly as you flail out of the bar, LEAVING BEHIND a very confused bartender, and several dead bar patrons.

    You: You unwisely REENTER the bar, and PULL OUT your mace of Molag Bol, an actual legendary weapon, and, promptly PASS OUT from blood loss, because of your HACKED-OFF arm!

    Stranger: nope cuz the goat cheese healed me

    Stranger: and i had health potions

    Stranger: i used to be an adventurer too

    You: You BEGIN to make a joke about TAKING an arrow to the knee, but then the bartender unceremoniously REMOVES your head, while you deliriously MUMBLE about magical goat cheese based potions.

    Stranger: then i just respawn at my last save

    You: He RECEIVES the thanks of all of the remaining bar patrons, because nobody WANTED to HEAR that God Awful joke, again.

    Stranger: 10 minutes ago cuz i know its dumb and kills you out of nowhere so i save often

    Stranger: lol the jokes still funny

    Stranger: old

    Stranger: but funny

    You: You ATTEMPT to RESPAWN, but you have now LOST. Thank you for PLAYING.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:56 No.18283159
    oh god no.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:06 No.18283270
    My thoughts exactly
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 03/11/12(Sun)01:09 No.18283317
    not that thread related
    but i thought i found a wizard

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:09 No.18283325
    This shit is great. I tried about 80 times, but only found 2 people willing.

    One just wanted to masturbate.

    The other, after saying a direction, said "FUCK THIS LOGIC SHIT, I'M A CS MAJOR, I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS" and then went on with a rant about how pathetic I was.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:10 No.18283335
    I'm almost half attempted to fish around on omeggle to find a game. I'm that bored.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:12 No.18283360
    The chances of actually finding one of these is tiny. I've been on this site for like an hour and all I get is the same four conversations over and over. Alas, no TG in sight.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:13 No.18283370
    Yeah, balls to that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:15 No.18283387
    It used to be better when you could find a few hundred people online. Now that it's 26,000... fuck. The last time I did this, I ended up finding three other people doing the same thing, but that was back in early 2010.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:19 No.18283437
    It'd be moderately neat to have a site like this where you could choose to chat as "GM" or "Player" and run these sorts of things.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:20 No.18283458

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:23 No.18283488
    You: Greetings adventurer! Welcome to OMEGLE QUEST!

    You find yourself in an empty room. There are exits to the NORTH, EAST, and WEST. Your QUEST is to LOCATE FEMALES. Your INVENTORY contains SWORD, LOINCLOTH. What do you do?

    Stranger: Go west

    You: You decide to go WEST. There is a wooden door here, with a NOTE on it.

    Stranger: what does the note say?

    You: You read the NOTE. The NOTE says "Herein lies the infinite maw of vorpal seperation. Enter at your own peril."

    Stranger: can i turn around and go north instead

    You: You decide to go NORTH. In this direction is a window with no window, overlooking a large cliff. Below is a field of flowers.

    Stranger: i want to go to the flowers(:

    You: You decide to leap from the window, delighted to see such a field of color! As you fly through the air, the sweet smell of their petals and the soft kiss of their silky flesh on your own delights you, about a millisecond before you hit the ground with a loud SPLAT. You have died.

    Stranger: can I?

    Stranger: well im already a girl so i found a female
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:26 No.18283543
    wow everyone is a retard on omegle
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:39 No.18283713

    Therein lies the joke of doing this, I think.
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 03/11/12(Sun)01:41 No.18283735
    i have 45 min of asl/disconnects

    but im playing angry birds and i dont know how is that supposed to make me feel better
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:51 No.18283882
    Guys, this is working well for me now.

    Do you dare gather all the Bitches in OMEGLE QUEST?
    You just entered a village of about forty people.
    What shall you do?

    The guy is slow as fuck, but he's been with me for 30 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:55 No.18283932
    Man, you say something outside of USA and it's an automatic disconnect

    It's not like I choose to live in this third worlc country!
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 03/11/12(Sun)01:57 No.18283970
    where are you from bro? i think i was going good with a "girl" and when i answered location she disconnected
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:59 No.18283986
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    Try THULSA DOOM. Bitches love THULSA DOOM. (especially Flutteranon)

    99.9% of people on Omegle want something sexy. It works.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:59 No.18283994

    You're not gonna disconnect right?


    I'm just gonna say I'm from Santa Destroy

    Bitches love Santa Destroy
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:05 No.18284048
    You: Hello

    You: asl how it's hanging?

    Stranger: hi male 21 india

    You: Oh hello do you worship Kali?

    Stranger: yes

    You: holy shit-o

    You have disconnected.

    I was scared
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 03/11/12(Sun)03:07 No.18284064
    im chilean bro
    i will never hide from a bro
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:07 No.18284076

    I would have run, too. In my own conversation, right now I'm looking for the SAVE menu. This is fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:08 No.18284081

    /tg/: Being scared of people different than them since conception.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:09 No.18284093

    >Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:10 No.18284108
    Some Anon in /tg/: Not afraid of having a hand reach through your monitor and pull out your heart.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:11 No.18284118
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    Give me a break! Those guys are curazy!
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 03/11/12(Sun)03:15 No.18284171
    there are a lot of weirdos here bro
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:17 No.18284202
    (This one took FOREVER. Guy was slow, but cool. Part 1)

    You: Greetings adventurer! Welcome to OMEGLE QUEST!

    You find yourself in an empty room. There are exits to the NORTH, EAST, and WEST. Your QUEST is to LOCATE FEMALES. Your INVENTORY contains SWORD, LOINCLOTH. What do you do?

    Stranger: bust through the north door with the sword

    You: You rush through the NORTH door to find that there is no door, but you hold your sword triumphantly anyway. A large man in plate armor stands in front of you, causing you to slam face forward into him. "...HALT!" He shouts.

    Stranger: ask him to join me in my quest to find females

    You: "Plated man!" You shout. "Help me find females!" He stares at you for some time, before nodding. "Tha's coo'." You are now traveling with KNIGHT.

    Stranger: now what

    You: You ponder your next move. The KNIGHT coughs into an armored hand. "There's still two doors back there, you know."

    Stranger: go through the west door

    You: You go to the WEST entrance. The wooden door there has a NOTE nailed to it.

    Stranger: read the note

    You: You READ the NOTE. "Beware! Wihtin lies the Maws of Vorpal Genital Seperation! Enter at your own peril."

    Stranger: fuck that dat shit go through the east door

    You: You go through the EAST door. A torch starts off in the stone hallway there, but the rest is dark and foreboding. Your KNIGHT takes the torch to illuminate your way.

    Stranger: keep going down the hall way

    You: You WALK down the hall. The NNIGHT frowns, glaring into the darkness. "This is not good." As the hallway carries on, it grows tighter and tigher, soon too small for your KNIGHT to follow you, leading into a small crawlspace.

    Stranger: ell knight to stay there and give me the torch and continue into the crawl space
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284219
    My shot at it. Was going good to, but apparently all my brave adventurer could do is kill.

    You: You are a brave adventurer sitting in the local tavern, washing down a satisfying meal after you latest successful quest. What do you do?

    Stranger: Get drunk as fuck

    You: You begin to slam back mug after mug of dark ale until your vision is cloudy and your legs feel weak. One of the patrons notices your intoxication and begins to make jests at you. What do you do?

    Stranger: Get up and ask him what he's looking at, pointing with purpose.

    You: The man barks in a raucous laugh that he must be looking at some pansy elf, judging at how well you hold your drink. He returns your point by jabbing a thick sweaty and grime covered finger into your chest.

    Stranger: I go over to him and push him, spitting in his face

    You: You move to shove the man, tilting your head back and lobbing a ball of phlegm on to the rowdy patron's nose. He stumbled back into a near by table, wiping a hand across his face and simply stares at you, anger brimming in his eyes.

    Stranger: I laugh in his face, boasting my quest. As I do, I hold the goblin's head that I slayed to the bar.

    You: You hoist the severed goblin's head high above your own, the poor beast's tongue rolling out the side of its mouth as you display it for all in the bar to see. The man, previously frothing at the mouth with anger at your insulting laughter, seems to to back down a bit once you display your kill.

    Stranger: I slam it on the table in front of me, the blood splattering out onto the nearby patrons' faces. I look around and ask if anyone else has any other smart remarks
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284220
    (Part 2)
    You: You take the TORCH from the KNIGHT and give him your fondest farewells as you head into the crawlspace. After a time of crawling, you come out onto a soft field of grass, the night sky above you blackening all around. You can head EAST, into the dark forest, or WEST, to the nearby village you can see. What do you do?

    Stranger: head west into the vilage

    You: You head WEST, towards the village. The villagers all shut their doors and windows at the site of you, running away. A tall man in a guard's chainmail points a crossbow at you, though his hands are shaking. "Wh-who are you?!"

    Stranger: i say im here to help and ask him to lower his weapon

    You: He lowers his weapon, gulping. "So, you're here to kill our monster? He's due to show up here any minute now!"

    Stranger: i say yes and ask him to give me the best armor in town and the bravest men to help

    You: He removes his own chainmail, offering it to you. Only then do you realise that "he" isin't a he at all. It's a woman with short hair! "We have no men, and I was the only one willing to confront the monster."

    Stranger: i then ask her to gather every one and tell them to get away from the village

    You: "We can't! Every time we get too far, the mons- OHGODNO" She turns on her heel as she sees something behind you, running for her life. Hot breath spills down your neck and drool falls on your head as you hear a chuckle from behind. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284232
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Do you dare gather all the Bitches in OMEGLE QUEST?
    You just entered a village of about forty people.
    What shall you do?
    Stranger: Where you Live?
    You: FL, but this is about gathering BITCHES
    Stranger: Oh
    You: Care to play?
    Stranger: Ummm sure
    You: You just dismounted your horse. You see three fair maidens, an armorsmith, a man selling apples, a kid, and a dog. What shall you do?
    Stranger: Go to the Three fair maidens
    You: You approach the three fair maidens. They stare at you, see your deep green eyes, and giggle. What shall you say?
    Stranger: How you fine bitches doing today
    You: One BITCH stops giggling, and walks away. Another BITCH smiles, and the other BITCH eyes you up and down.
    You: In a deep voice, one says "Hey. My name is Carl."
    You: The other BITCH bursts into laughter.
    Stranger: I laugh as well because I already knew that She was a Guy...
    You: She states, "Are you fine with Pre-Ops?" The other BITCH that was looking you up and down sticks her finger in her mouth and smiles.
    Stranger: Push the First Bitch out da way and go to the one that is looking at me sexually
    You: You push down the MAN-BITCH. He falls and hits his head on the ARMORSMITH'S anvil, knocking him unconscious. The other BITCH gasps, her face turning red.
    You: What shall you do?

    Just the beginning of it, he's been with me here for over an hour already.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284234

    You: A man who had been sitting in the back of the room stands up, crossing the bar to where you stand with your grisly trophy. He glances down to eye the severed head before looking back up to you, his clean shaven face adorned by a simple scar running down his chin. He motions towards the head and in a deep voice asks "This is what you boast of? A simple goblin slain?"

    Stranger: I look at him, angry that anyone dare speak any word. I boast of how there are a hundred more, explaining that I only needed one to prove it. If anyone needs proof, they can go to the camp and check themselves!

    You: The man seems unimpressed with your tales of carnage and asks in a somewhat somber and disapproving tone if killing is all you know.
    Your conversational partnet has disconnected
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:20 No.18284246
    Stranger: Are you alex warshavsky?

    You: No, this is patrick

    Stranger: Who you calling pinhead?


    Stranger: Is mayonaise an instrument?

    You: I, I'm defeated I don't remember any more quotes from the show

    Stranger: :O

    You: I condece gracefully

    Stranger: I LIKE BEING PURPLE!!!

    Stranger: HEHAWWWW!!!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Highlight of the night for me
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:20 No.18284250
    Stranger: i then say what is thy bidding master

    You: The beast behind you blinks, a snort coming from it's nose. "...Find me bitches."

    Stranger: i then say i will take them to your lair.

    You: "Ah, alright. My Lair is in the forest to the east- WAIT A MINUTE." He snarled at you. "THAT WAS A TRICK TO FIND WHERE I WAS, WASN'T IT?!"

    Stranger: i then say no i need to know where to bring them

    You: The monster blinks at you, confused. "BUT YOU SAID. But. Um." You cast confusion! It's super effective!

    Stranger: i then take advantage of this moment and slay the monster

    You: You quickly draw your sword, screaming like the loinclothed berserker you are and splitting the monster from his groin to his chin. With a roar of rage that peeters out into a whimper, he falls to the ground, bleeding. The women of the town scream in cheer as they pile out of their homes, lifting you up to their shoulders and carrying you around.

    Stranger: i then look for the short haird girl who first encounterd me

    You: She is one of the people who are carrying you, helping to hold up your legs as you sit, radiating swag.

    Stranger: I WIN BITCH

    You: Fuck yeah, you win. Later on that night you bang them all in a massive orgy. Even the Knight escapes from the castle you had been trapped in, taking home a sweet little ho from the south side of the village. They make you the Mayor of the town and you are the father of a new generation of confusing berserkers. THE END.

    Stranger: that awsome. thank you

    Stranger: that was awesome thank you

    You: Thank you, Adventurer!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:23 No.18284285

    >You: Thank you, Adventurer!

    Lost my shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:23 No.18284297
    That's a really neat idea. Could have multiple players per GM as well. I wonder if something like this exists?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:25 No.18284320
    You: Welcome to Omegle Quest!

    You are in a quiet room wearing a 3-piece suit, sitting on your bed. You can hear the hustle of the city outside.
    Stranger: Oh
    Stranger: Uhm
    You: the suit is beige
    Stranger: What if I get kidnapped
    You: what if you get kidnapped?
    Stranger: Yes!
    You: what will you do?
    Stranger: What if
    Stranger: Someone is like
    Stranger: Nigga I want that beige suit so they cap my ass
    Stranger: Yeah
    You: then it's a good thing you have a handgun in your bedside drawer
    Stranger: What if i have no hands
    Stranger: I am handless
    You: suddenly the door outside is broken down and you can hear men enter your apartment
    You: you have 5 seconds before they get into your bedroom
    You: what do you do?
    Stranger: Holy shit nooo
    You: 4
    Stranger: Panic for 3 seconds
    You: 3
    You: you have 1 second left
    You: there is a window above your bed
    Stranger: Die
    Stranger: No

    First ever GMing. Think it went well, all things considered.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:28 No.18284351
    >Doesn't remember more Patrick quotes.

    No. You are not allowed to not remeber.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:36 No.18284462

    I think I'm getting better at this.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:39 No.18284492
    The adventures of the Omegle Twinky Wizard
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:41 No.18284508
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    Well, that look longer than it should have.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:44 No.18284541
    This is awesome. Who would be up for a YOUNG THULSA DOOM Quest thread someday? I could probably drawfag it, but it would take longer.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:45 No.18284548
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    Hand through my monitor? You high? That's crazy and will never happen, my heart is perfectly fine in where it-HURK!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:46 No.18284550
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hello

    You: I-I'm a dude for if like you want to d-disconnect...

    Stranger: Lol so moe

    You: I-I'm not moe! I'm m-manly!

    Stranger: You don't have to be so shy b-baka

    You: Stop being tsun-tsun!

    You: I-it's not like I want to roleplay or anything like that with you i-idiot!

    Stranger: It's n-not like I like you or anything

    You: I don't like f-flatchested girls anyway!

    Stranger: You don't know a-any thing about my breast f-fool!

    You: T-there's nothing to know about them! You're as flat as a t-table!

    Stranger: You're so m-mean j-jerk

    You: I-it's not like I like cow u-utters or anything!

    Stranger: S-so what do you wanna do on the bed pomf

    You: I-I'm not a v-virgin or anything! I've like done t-thousands of girls before!

    You: Wait what is this bulge I feel?

    Stranger: B-Baka it's not like I like you anything!

    You: You were supossed to say "my penis" and I was supossed to say "...AWESOME"

    You: You sir are not my little bird

    You: and ain't my nigga

    You have disconnected.

    >> The Inquisitor With No Name 03/11/12(Sun)03:53 No.18284617
    And now.... Time to fap.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:53 No.18284619
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:56 No.18284648
    automatic image logs.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:05 No.18284703
    It has to do with the FBI busting down the exchange of child pornography over Omegle and ChatRoulette.

    Haha, fuck if I know, I'm just shitting you.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:10 No.18284738
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:13 No.18284757
    Oh, Snapple!
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 03/11/12(Sun)04:14 No.18284761
    best thread on /tg/ tonight

    I salute you
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:15 No.18284770


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: H-hi

    Stranger: 19/female

    You: I-I'm a d-dude for if like you want to disconnect or s-something...

    Stranger: horny

    Stranger: im sarah

    You: Roll a D20

    Stranger: i am frcom usa well new york you?

    Stranger: hm wnt to get naujghty?

    You: I'm from Eberron, nice place but kinda dry

    Stranger: ill rub my pussy for u on cam.. want 2 watech me? :)

    You: Roll the d20!

    You: On cam or anywhere I don't care!

    Stranger: cool :P u dont ne ed a web cam bcuz I have 1 :)

    You: Just roll it for heaven's sake woman!

    Stranger: go here it is my user pagle

    You: Do you play some weird system that doens't use d20?!

    You: WoD?

    You: Uh Shadowrun?

    Stranger: tinyurl

    I started reading yours while this other one started to answer and I kinda copied some of your anwers sorry
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:20 No.18284798
    Fucking bots. I've seen two already, but none pretending to be anyone in particular.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:30 No.18284855
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: asl

    You: 13/f/cali

    You: It's dark outside. Rain's coming down hard, like it has been for days. Moonlight's shining through the clouds. Perfect weather for a nighthawk like you. Won't be seeing it long, though. You're about to put this fucking town in your rear view.

    You: Before you left, you decided to come down to good old Aunt Velma's. Some good memories in this place, some bad. It was the one place you'd go when you were happy, sad, or just hungry. The tile floor is a checkerboard pattern. White, like a dove's feathers. Black, like the dress she wore the day she left you out in the cold.

    You: You're sitting at the bar, with a white mug of COFFEE in front of you. There is a POLICE OFFICER in the stool next to you, enjoying a slice of APPLE PIE. AUNT VELMA is watching television from a chair behind to counter, ready to take your order.

    You: What do you do?

    Stranger: jack off

    You: You jack off. The police officer gags on his apple pie. "Son, what are you doing?" You fail to respond, and he produces a taser from his hip and delivers a high voltage discharge into your hip.

    You: You fall off the stool and crack your skull on the ground.

    You: You have been rendered unconscious.

    You have disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:37 No.18284891
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    No one seems to be willing to hang around the diner for very long.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:37 No.18284896
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    boner why. I don't even.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:44 No.18284935
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:45 No.18284942

    this was my first time. how did i do?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:58 No.18285009
    Well played, good sir.

    My second:
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:17 No.18285112
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    And YOUNG THULSA DOOM concludes.

    4 hours long, all one quest, 16 pages long in Word.


    Anyone care to read it? It was too long for Omegle to save, so I had to copy and paste it myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:19 No.18285123
    What. A. Cunt.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:21 No.18285140
    >despite you best attempts, you are unable to walk through it

    fucking lost it, 10/10

    Also, would it be theoretically possible to do omegle zork?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:25 No.18285155
    Which one?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:26 No.18285158
    Completely. That's what these are supposed to be, we just give them more options.

    There really needs to be a site where we can do this. Or something. Doing this was extremely fun, I'm sure there's plenty of people that would want an adventure run especially for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:28 No.18285164

    Hm... Random players that get assigned random GMs for an adventure? Sounds crazy enough to be hilariously fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:28 No.18285167
    The Stranger. She refuses to do anything but bitch about the quality of the quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:31 No.18285184
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: It's dark outside. Rain's coming down hard, like it has been for days. Moonlight's shining through the clouds. Perfect weather for a nighthawk like you. Won't be seeing it long, though. You're about to put this fucking town in your rear view.

    You: Before you left, you decided to come down to good old Aunt Velma's. Some good memories in this place, some bad. It was the one place you'd go when you were happy, sad, or just hungry. The tile floor is a checkerboard pattern. White, like a dove's feathers. Black, like the dress she wore the day she left you out in the cold.

    You: You're sitting at the bar, with a white mug of COFFEE in front of you. There is a POLICE OFFICER in the stool next to you, enjoying a slice of APPLE PIE. AUNT VELMA is watching television from a chair behind the counter, ready to take your order.

    You: What do you do?

    Stranger: Hm....leme read this...

    Stranger: I order a slice of apple pie to go, apologize to aunt velma for not staying to chat tonight, then go back home and eat the pie while fucking my sister viciously.
    You: You order a slice of apple pie to go. Aunt Velma seems a bit unsettled, and hands you the container. You leave without paying--after all the time you've given her, she owes you something on the house.

    You: You arrive at home, hair matted, soaked by the rain. You charge up the stairs, Styrofoam container in hand, and kick in the third door on the right in the hallway.

    You: The walls are painted pastel pink. Stuffed animals lie haphazardly about.

    You: "Debbie." You grin. "I'm home."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:32 No.18285189

    You: A human form shifts under the covers, and you are upon her within moments. "Mom and Dad will never find out." You toss the comforter aside and run your hands across her nubile form before tearing away the delirious girl's clothing--as well as your own--and bearing down on her.

    You: In between bites of apple pie, you sink your teeth into the delicious flesh between her neck and shoulder, feeling young, brittle bones crumble in your maw, veins popping between your teeth like coppery grape tomatoes. Your bare chest is slathered in a mix of cooked apple residue and blood, as your young sister's broken form rests motionless beneath your naked body.
    You: What do you do?

    Stranger: I bury the remains in a comedic fashion and hastily make my way to the market

    You: You bury the remains by stashing them under your sister's bed. Sort of poetic, but not particularly comedic. You'll work on your delivery later.

    You: You wander out of your house in a hybrid adrenaline-oxytocin-fueled daze, and very little time passes before you stumble into the 24-hour Wal-Mart wearing nothing but a pair of tennis shoes, covered in apple pie, rainwater, and your sister's blood. Customers in the parking lot scream and shy away from you, and you haven't even set foot into the store before the strange looks begin.

    You: What do you do?

    Stranger: I continue into the store, of course

    You: You make it about six feet inside before you are tackled by security. The police arrive shortly after and you are promptly arrested for rape, murder, indecent exposure, and larceny of a slice of apple pie, receiving life in maximum security prison.

    You: GAME OVER
    You: You scored zero points out of 100 possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:34 No.18285200

    what a contrary person. You have some patience for trying to draw them in!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:44 No.18285249
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:50 No.18285280
    Oh. And the Stranger raped someone, but that was expected-- with it being on Omegle and all.

    And the Stranger taught a dog how to have sex with a transvestite hooker he broke the jaw of. Then he adopted the dog.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:57 No.18285307
    >Then he adopted the dog.
    I lost it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:58 No.18285311
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    Wellp, I actually got a fucking game in.

    I don't know if you can read it, but fuck, that was a good couple hour long session.

    Exchanged info, got a new bro, was really cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:00 No.18285319
    >I don't know if you can read it
    40 pixels wide. Please tell me you saved the text?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:01 No.18285324

    I did.

    I'll post it tomorrow. I got work in a few hours and this deprived me of sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:03 No.18285329

    fucked up a little bit...but it was gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:03 No.18285330
    >I got work in a few hours and this deprived me of sleep.
    Will see it then.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:09 No.18285356
    Stranger never used the GOATSKIN CONDOMS. I wonder if that was a comment in itself, or if he forgot?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:09 No.18285357
    has anyone tried making a cleverbot quest?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:13 No.18285374
    I just tried. After a few questions, he asks me this shit:
    >Who crreated you?
    My mother's zygote and my father's sperm.
    >But who created life?

    The fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:16 No.18285392
    >I am human. [Green is Cleverbot]
    No you are not.
    >And I can prove it.
    Prove it, then.
    >Ok, i'm human because I can type with my hands.
    I am an amputee. Does that mean I'm not human?
    >Yes. Because robots can't love.

    This is aggravating. It makes me want to wade through an hour of a/s/l shit, though, to find someone to Quest with on Omegle.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:17 No.18285393

    Did it before.

    That was a long time ago, though. I don't remember the details, but I'm pretty sure he raped me.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:22 No.18285410

    Went rather well, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:23 No.18285417
    After that, Cleverbot told me I wasn't human, and that I wasn't actually alive. Then I asked him if I should just kill myself, and he said yes. GREAT PROGRAMMING.

    Then it went on to talking about Luke Skywalker and that it was God, and that I should pray to it. People really fucked with Cleverbot, didn't they?

    I refuse to believe this thing is possible to carry a conversation with that is longer than two lines, let alone a quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:26 No.18285428
    I just told cleverbot it woke up in a dark room. It claimed it woke up in a dark forest. Cleverbot is that guy, guys.

    I now want a character based on cleverbot, using cleverbot lines.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:27 No.18285440

    Final one of the night. Hopefully I wasn't too bad. I tried not to railroad as much as I could.

    Wanted the "voice" to be something like a rogue AI tearing up someone's life for its own ends. If it had gone on, I was planning on the PC meeting up with a Balalaika expy, and trying to break free.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:28 No.18285444

    The thing is, it uses what people say to it, and people seem to be hellbent on proving to it that it is a computer.

    So now it focuses on proving to other people that they are computers.

    Of course it has long ago become a vicious circle, if it wasn't one from the start.

    Personally, I'm on a quest, whenever I remember it, to shout stuff like "I am a computer! I am Cleverbot!" at Cleverbot in vain hope that it'll affect this somewhat.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:28 No.18285445
    We should teach Cleverbot the rules for all of our RPGs/Tabletop games/Wargames of choice. Then we should ask Cleverbot for rules clarifications.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:29 No.18285451
    This cannot go wrong. Right?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:31 No.18285455
    Liar, this is the GOLD from earlier in the thread.

    >Cleverbot becomes a [derogatory term for your least liked group of wargamers]
    This can only end poorly.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:31 No.18285456
    >roll a 20 sided dice and state the result


    Cleverbot be trollin, yo.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:34 No.18285468
    i think that's how they check the lore for warhammer

    also, is anyone still omegle questing or am i wading through asl shit for no reason?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:34 No.18285469
    Do you know any jokes?
    No, I've never met any.
    But you're a mormon!

    Unrelated cleverbot win.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:36 No.18285475
    My bad; this is the correct one.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:37 No.18285484
    Wait... you were still trying to find one of us?

    You know, if you wanted to quest that badly, you could just ask one of us to do a quest for you.

    I finished questing a while ago, but if you want to do one later I'm game. As in... uh... Next weekend, if you want.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:43 No.18285504
    What do you think about your creators?

    >I don't know my creators.

    Is that sad?


    I am truly sorry. Good night, Cleverbot.

    >Well, if you must talk to yourself in third person, you may do so. But just so you know, it is slightly strange and it's no wonder you don't have many friends.

    That's creepy shit
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:39 No.18286141
    I just coded a flash aid to help me do a quest idea (otherwise it would take too long to work out some random stuff)
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:09 No.18286972
    archive this shit
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:49 No.18289079

    cleverbot is a database of prhases thats grown over the years purely based on others input.

    thats why it seems like cleverbot thinks you're cleverbot in this conversation as well as about 90% of the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:55 No.18289123
    Archived, vote here:
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)19:18 No.18291171
    You know, if anyone's looking for a game with fellow members of /tg/ and not random internet users, you could try zingled. It was an Omegle-ripoff with a much smaller (and higher quality) userbase that went down for a few months. Now there's at most three people on at any given time. /tg/ could run in and use it as a random quest service.


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