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    237 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Lift-off Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)06:13 No.18239058  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    The twins help you with putting the striker units on, your skirt thankfully allowed to stay.
    You insert Kraus into the control unit and wait for the go ahead from Ursula.

    Erica is already in the air, waiting just in case you need some help.

    "Okay. Please activate the magic engines." Ursula tells you.
    You concentrate, and they start easily enough.

    Rood is now working with some holograms in front of him and Ursula is holding a clipboard and Victor.

    Rood looks at you across the holodisplays.
    "Okay kid. FLY!"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:15 No.18239061

    ...they never talked about landing, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:17 No.18239068
    Until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar! Like eagles! Yeah! LIKE EAGLES...ON...POGO STICKS!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:17 No.18239069
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:19 No.18239076
    >cue Sora wo Kakeru Shoujo OP
    Why was that the first thing that came to my mind...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)06:21 No.18239085
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    You slowly float up, controlling the striker units much like you would your own saucers.

    After rising about halfway up, you increase your rate of ascent.
    You can now almost touch the ceiling, Erica flying just a few meters to your left.

    "Erica, please do some basic maneuvers for Hayate to copy." Ursula tells her twin.

    She flies in a wide circuit around the room with you you following her every move.
    She now makes a series of turns, much like a slalom skier, still you follow with no problems.

    She flies in a corkscrew towards the floor, the rushing wind playing through her hair.
    You fly the same spiral, maybe even tighter.

    You follow her as she shoots straight back up to the ceiling.The two of you stopping there to await further instructions.

    "Okay Erica, give him some room."
    "Hayate, please feel free to do whatever you want. We will observe."

    [also roll for flyang skills]
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:22 No.18239089
    Let's start with some basic flying back and forth to test the responsiveness of this prototype.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:22 No.18239090
    rolled 64 = 64

    We shall SOAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:22 No.18239091
    rolled 33 = 33


    Bounce Rood.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:23 No.18239098
    rolled 29 = 29

    Butlers can fly, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:23 No.18239101
    rolled 69 = 69



    Bounce like a fucking pogo-stick.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:24 No.18239106
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)06:24 No.18239107
    >more like KATAWA SHOUJO op
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:25 No.18239112

    >Dat line.
    >Da roll.

    Is it wrong that some part of me wants to ask Erica about kinky mid-air sex now?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:25 No.18239113
    rolled 45 = 45

    Oh, was that a reference? I wouldn't know then, didn't read it and only know stuff a friend told me about.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:25 No.18239116
    rolled 78 = 78

    Does nobody get Grim Fandango references anymore?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:26 No.18239117
    rolled 70 = 70

    Do a barrel roll, and if we've got the space, an Immelmann.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)06:29 No.18239134
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    You begin with some more maneuvers.
    Slaloms, banking turns, barrel rolls, you did these with the grace of a flying schoolgirl with legs for planes.
    You then gain as much altitude as you can to gather momentum.
    With your back almost touching the stone ceiling, you begin falling.
    Erica thinks something is wrong and tries to catch up to you, but your head-start won't allow her to.
    With a look of terror on your face, you plummet straight towards Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:30 No.18239138
    Why is everyone still alive?
    We got Madoka at the Buraeu. We made a song so powerful that everyone became depressed.
    So why is there no Witch killing everyone?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:31 No.18239140

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:32 No.18239146
    The song only covered our dorm. I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:35 No.18239157
    Prepare for impact, the best type of impact.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:35 No.18239158
    Wait, Madoka is at the Bureau?

    Shit, I want to see Mayate meet Homura and Madoka. I'm interested in seeing what our swag does to both of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:37 No.18239165
    We already met Madoka briefly.
    She was with Sakura and Nanoha.

    Ironically, the age discussion wouldn't have happened had we gone for Madoka. She's 14, afaik.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:37 No.18239168
    We didn't roll high enough to pull it off right.

    Has been the whole time. She's friends with Sakura and Nanoha. We just haven't seen her mentioned in ages.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)06:37 No.18239170
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    With both leg units powering your descent, and gravity helping you along the way, you cover the distance from the ceiling and the floor quickly.

    Just a few inches from Ursula's panicking face, you stop, a shit eating grin now on your face.
    You give her a quick kiss on the forehead and look back at the witch that was scrambling to get you moments earlier, you stick your tongue out at Erica.

    Ursula pushes you away with a grimace and a blush on her face. Erica glowers at you.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:37 No.18239172
    Damn, I must have missed it entirely.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:39 No.18239181
    That was a bit of a mean troll. We're gonna deserve what she does to us...or at least some of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:40 No.18239191
    Somewhat less than polite, bit of a dick move, but I suppose given the shit they make us do a tiny bit of pay back every now and then is deserved.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)06:42 No.18239200
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    As you float back up to more suitable altitude, you see Erica take out a pair of pistols.
    "That's how you want to play, huh? Very well. Let's see how well you dance."

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:43 No.18239206
    rolled 95 = 95

    Not the face, not the face.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:44 No.18239210
    Well, I was going to roll, and then I saw this. Good thing Ursula's work won't be damaged.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:44 No.18239212
    rolled 99 = 99

    "Do we have any music to go with this?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:45 No.18239220
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:45 No.18239222
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:46 No.18239225
    ...you ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:46 No.18239226
    rolled 49 = 49

    Fuck you.
    Just FUCK YOU, you asshole.
    Just because YOU want a low average doesn't mean that WE want it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:46 No.18239229
    Alright, that's good. No need to roll more.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:46 No.18239230
    I am mre worried about the genitals
    She has already proven her ability in bringing them pain
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:46 No.18239231
    Why would you do that? No, seriously.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:46 No.18239234
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:47 No.18239239
    rolled 41 = 41

    What? I rolled a hundred. Here's another, just for good luck!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:49 No.18239245
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:50 No.18239250

    Stealth roll, no way in hell that counts.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:51 No.18239254
    He has not mentioned average at all so why is everyone freaking out? As long as we avoid a 1 for the delicious HUEHUEHUE we are fine
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)06:51 No.18239256
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    "Guns?!" you call out to her.
    "Just calm down... I'm sure we can talk this out."
    She shoot you.
    *SPLAT!* the paint slug hits you square on your belt buckle.
    "Tsk! Missed!" you hear her say.

    Sure it's not as dangerous as you thought it was, but still hurts like a bitch.
    She's laughing now, that beautifully engaging laughter of hers ringing through the room.

    She shoots again, you duck.
    She keep firing at you with both guns.
    You weave, turn, dive and spin to avoid the bullets.
    There are times when a butler... No, a man must simply bear with it.
    But a shot to the crotch right now is not something you wish to experience.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:51 No.18239258
    rolled 55 = 55

    Wow you guys get mad easy.
    Here, 100% legit roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:51 No.18239262
    ...you're not exactly helping.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)06:57 No.18239296
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    You pull away from her with as much power you can squeeze out of the strikers.

    When you gauge that you now have enough room, you pull an Immelmann turn.

    Suddenly face to face with the one she's pursuing Erica is forced to stop. You in turn, stop mere inches from her face.

    "I guess you felt left out huh?" you ask her as you also give her a kiss on the forehead.

    That's when your right striker sputtered.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:58 No.18239301
    rolled 54 = 54

    in during natural 1
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:58 No.18239302
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:59 No.18239303
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:59 No.18239304
    in b4 THAT guy we apparently picked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:59 No.18239306
    rolled 76 = 76

    Time to roll dem 1s!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:59 No.18239307
    in after nat 1
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:59 No.18239309
    rolled 94 = 94

    Oh god no! We stay out of the Infirmary at all costs!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:00 No.18239312
    rolled 15 = 15


    all of my NOPE
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:01 No.18239320
    I feel the HUE overtaking me...
    It is a good pain
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:02 No.18239324
    I don't think this one will be just HUE...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:04 No.18239328
    rolled 80 = 80


    Well, we're scrwed
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)07:06 No.18239336
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    You woke up in a warm bed, the smell of disinfectant in the air.
    You try and get up but your arms and legs are strapped down.

    You know where you are.
    You don't like where you are.
    Struggling to loosen the straps, all you do is make the bed creak under your ministrations.

    "Ohohohoho.... Looks like my patient is awake..."
    It says as it walks into the room.
    "You had a very bad fall there, you beautiful boy."
    "It was a lucky thing your face was unhurt."
    You try and scream, but no sound comes from your mouth.
    "Don't worry.... I'll make you feel aaaaall better."
    It takes out a thermometer, far too large to your liking.
    "Now.. Let's take your temperature."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:06 No.18239342
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    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:06 No.18239344
    That was rather take for once.
    Was expecting a catastrophic striker malfunction leading to our death
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:09 No.18239355
    There are worse fates than death. We just found one.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:10 No.18239363
    Qhere do you think that thermometer is going?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:11 No.18239365
    You call being abused by IT, tame?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:11 No.18239366
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:14 No.18239376
    Nowhere as bad as having out head ripped off or spine snapped or obliterated...

    We still have a slim chance of escape
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)07:20 No.18239393
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    You falter and pitch forwards.
    Luckily Erica, who's just mere inches from you catches you.

    "Whoops. Looks like you busted it again teacakes." She says as she floats the two of you down.

    As you settle back on the ground, and take off the striker units, you turn to Ursula.
    "I'm sorry if I damaged them again..."
    "No. These are prototypes after all, problems like these are to be expected."
    "Once i have a fully working model, I will personally and happily give you a pair." she adds.

    Rood walks up, the holograms still surrounding him, charts and bars all in the red.
    "Seems like the capacitors burnt out. We will need to adjust the flow of majaik into the engines."
    "Indeed." Ursula answers her mentor.

    Ursula advises you and Erica to go on ahead, as she and Rood scan the data in depth.
    "You'll find all of it terribly boring," she tells you "I'll just meet you back at the dorms later."
    Erica and you concede to this and head back to the surface.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:21 No.18239399
    rolled 65 = 65

    Let's go see what's Shirou's up to. See if he's properly out of his Fudge mine funk.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:22 No.18239403
    Tell Erica we'll see her later, do our standard Ryu then Doctor trip and see her in 5 minutes, than decide what to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:23 No.18239404
    Go see Hina and see that she is ok, if she asks why we are there say she is from our dimension so we understand the shock of getting here and mike asked us to keep an eye on her.

    Then go see Sousuke about that infinite candy bag
    Then dinner with the twins
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:23 No.18239405
    Break in the new bed?
    "Properly", this time.

    Either that or unveil the Fudgebunny statue.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:24 No.18239410
    And Nanoha if she isn't already having dinner with her friends
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:24 No.18239411
    We need to make sure Hina isn't having any problems, and a Doctor visit is in order.

    Oh yeah, alchemy lesson too.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:24 No.18239412
    rolled 12 = 12


    How bout some more alchemy training?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:26 No.18239420
    Alchemy training!

    Twirl~... twirl~... twirl~!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:28 No.18239436
    This after doctor / alchemy
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)07:33 No.18239462
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    In the elevator, you press the floor for Ryuu's place.
    "I'm sorry Erica, but I want to report in with Ryuu for some quick lessons."
    "Maybe you could keep Ted and Jakob company, they should be around."
    "Aww... I wanted to break the bed in." she says with a pout.
    She suddenly presses the emergency stop button and finds the lens for the security camera.
    She blocks it off with another paint bullet.
    "You know... I've not really paid you back for the last time in this elevator." She says as she pins you against the wall.

    About half an hour later, you're walking down the corridor to Ryuu's bar and taking a quick swig of healing potion from your flask.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:34 No.18239473
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:35 No.18239482
    We really need to quote Protomen at some point.
    "Hurry back, tell your leader you need more men."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:36 No.18239485
    She is getting herself a deduction there.
    Just wish we had another tape to show for it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:36 No.18239486
    We'll say that Ursula insisted that we test out a new invention of hers, the projectile fluid electronic security intervention kit, and see if we can shift the blame sideways.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:36 No.18239489
    No, only she'll get fined for it.
    She's the one that pressed the button and took out the camera afterall
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)07:38 No.18239511
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    You enter Ryuu's bar.
    Johnny once again opens the door for you even before you knock.

    "Good afternoon Ryuu." you greet your mentor as you take your usual seat at his bar.
    "And a good afternoon to you too Hayate. How may I help you?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:40 No.18239520
    I want to try to learn a few more recipes, I think I have a good handle on the ones I have learned so far
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:41 No.18239527
    Alchemy lessons, I think I have a good grasp on the ones I've learned so far, also how much vermouth are you supposed to add to a martini?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:41 No.18239532
    rolled 30 = 30

    "I hope you don't find this too forward... But I was wondering if you could teach me that gender-bending potion. It was what got me into alchemy after all."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:42 No.18239540
    > how much vermouth are you supposed to add to a martini?

    How many grains of sand on the beach?

    It's one of those questions that'll get you a different answer every time you ask.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:43 No.18239543
    He isn't going to just teach us the potion yet.

    We have to try it urselves a bit more first
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:44 No.18239555
    What's a good drink to make with apple cider
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:46 No.18239565
    Yeah, let's make Apple Cider, and ask Horo to taste it, because the keeper of an Apple Shop knows best.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:47 No.18239573
    Learn to make good drinks with it then show it to Horo
    Use that are our way in for her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)07:52 No.18239600
    >new potion
    "Well, I feel like I've gotten the hang of the previous potions you've taught me. I was wondering if i could learn a new one."

    "Oh. I was thinking the exact same thing." he answers you.
    "I was considering on teaching you one of three potions. Maybe you'd like to pick out one for yourself..."

    "I could teach you how to make a true Molotov Cocktail, a potion valued by our strike forces."
    "I could also teach you to make a Lazy River, It incapacitates targets."
    "There is also the Slider. Reduces any and all friction to zero upon application."

    "Now which one would you want?"

    ROLL 1d3
    And say the potion you want.
    If your roll matches the potion, you will learn it
    1 molotov
    2 lazy river
    3 slider
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:52 No.18239602
    Horo's with Lawrence. You really want to move on another guy's girl? That's not a classy sort of thing to do, in my opinion...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:53 No.18239613
    It's the other way around.
    Lawrence is with Horo.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:53 No.18239615
    rolled 2 = 2

    Cmon Slider, we can combine with Rebounder for HILARITY!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:53 No.18239616
    rolled 2 = 2

    Slider, we can pull so many shenanigans with that, both in and out of combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:54 No.18239618
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:54 No.18239622
    rolled 3 = 3

    Lazy River
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:55 No.18239625
    rolled 1 = 1

    Molotov. no questions.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:55 No.18239627
    Dice are boring... or date-rapey.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:55 No.18239630
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:55 No.18239633
    rolled 71 = 71

    Molotov cocktail.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:57 No.18239643
    rolled 2 = 2

    Hoping for slider but lazy river wouldn't be bad either
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:58 No.18239652
    It won't be so much as moving in on her but if she decides our swag is as irresistible to her as it is to other girls then we won't complain
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:58 No.18239656
    Is she though? LG didn't say whether they were or not
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:00 No.18239665
    Can we create huge amounts of rebounders?
    I'm all for using Shirou's space warping ability to re-create the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:00 No.18239666
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:01 No.18239670
    We can make as much as we want within reason.
    So remaking aperture science yeah
    Coating the entire dorms in rebounder? No
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:02 No.18239679
    Molotov it is.
    Later on we might get the Slider for use in our Aperture clone.
    We'll also need Glados and a potatoe.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:03 No.18239685
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)08:07 No.18239706
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    "If that Molotov Cocktail is similar to the weapon named as such, I'd like to learn it for my combat support role."
    "Ah, an explosive potion. I'm not really big on potions that have very little non-combat applications, but I did develop this one on request from the forward teams."

    You watch him take some vodka, some ice, and a long match.
    He drops the ice into a tall glass and pours enough vodka to cover it. He begins to slowly stirring it with the long matchstick.

    "For this, you will need any liquid of a relatively high alcohol content. Ice of equal volume to the alchohol, and a small amount of phosphorus."

    "As for the emotions you will need, you will have to channel a feeling of explosive energy. Much like winning a race, or jumping off a plane. This memory, this emotion will provide the energy for the explosion itself."

    He finishes stirring, and pulls out the match.
    "Now, it may all seem very simple. But the key is channeling the emotion steadily enough to not have the half finished potion blow up in your face."

    He flicks the match towards a nearby wall.
    *BOOOM!* it explodes and leaves a small crater.
    "Sorry about that Johnny" he tells his partner.
    Johnny just quietly regenerates the damage.

    he does as he's done countless times before and lets you in behind the bar.
    "Okay Hayate, your turn."

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:07 No.18239707
    Weakass choice.
    We have much better abilities that do that already
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:08 No.18239720
    rolled 5 = 5

    Bouncing Ursula and Rood
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:09 No.18239723
    We can hand these out to teammates/minions though.

    Gai with a brace of these as a ranged backup, for example.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:09 No.18239725
    rolled 8 = 8

    Sousuke's grenades going off in our face. AND TAKING HIM WITH US!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:10 No.18239730
    rolled 91 = 91

    ZA WARUDO facerape of the aliums when we visited Erica's dimension.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:10 No.18239731
    rolled 12 = 12

    Still not as good an option as the others.

    Memory used. First try of bunnymode and the pure speed we felt
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:11 No.18239732
    rolled 38 = 38

    Taking out the Aliens when we were in the Strike Witch Quest dimension. The excitement of time stopping from plane to plane and the final tea laser, putting everything we had into it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:13 No.18239740
    rolled 37 = 37


    We use the memory of our first escape from the Yakuza as well as the feeling that we no longer had to worry about our parents anymore, just Yakuzas.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:17 No.18239765
    rolled 9 = 9

    Buying our bike.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:19 No.18239771
    rolled 35 = 35

    The feel when we went to retrieve Bike-chan and the door was knocked
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:22 No.18239795
    And LG has had power failure or cloud flare issues again?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:22 No.18239799
    You make that conclusions after a mere 15 minutes of his silence?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)08:23 No.18239801
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    You remember the rush of destroying the swarm of aliens back at the witches base.
    Using this as your base, you make the potion.
    A controlled flow of emotion. No sudden outburst.
    Just like Ryuu said.
    After a few more stirs, you feel the liquid change.
    It's ready.

    You present it to Ryuu.
    "Let's see..." he says as he lifts out the match.
    "Johnny, can you generate something to protect yourself please?"
    Armor plating manifests itself on one wall.
    Ryuu flicks the match.
    *BOOOM!* the explosion is considerably larger than his own.

    "Very well done." he tells you. "Id hate to be on the receiving end of that one."

    "Now let me tell you some things about this potion."
    "It has the same explosive energy as the same amount of TNT. You can trigger it by impact, but only if you will it to. Relatively safe till armed."
    "If you choose to not have it detonate on impact, you can will it to detonate up to a minute after application."
    "Some teams have poured these into cracks into pipes for with great effect. One agent even carries a water pistol filled with it."
    "I think this will help you greatly in your future as a combatant. Use it well.

    "Thanks Ryuu." you tell him,
    "Hey do you know any good cocktails that use apple cider? I have a few bottles stored somewhere and maybe you knew what i could do with them."

    "Cider? I have just the thing. It's called the Steamy Apple. "

    About an hour later you walk out of Ryuu's bar.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:24 No.18239807
    Sousuke for his candy bag
    Hina to see how she is going
    Dinner with girls
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:25 No.18239808
    >water pistol
    Oh my.

    Anyway, let's go find Hina. We're apparently her mentor now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:25 No.18239812
    Hang out with the Doctor?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:25 No.18239813
    Doctor trip, get dropped off right where Erica gets off her elevator and pay her back.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:26 No.18239821
    More like minder. And sort of stabilizing element from home. And possibly future boyfriend given the little internal monologues she has been ahving
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:27 No.18239823
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:29 No.18239832
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)08:35 No.18239870
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    YOu decide to check in with the doctor.

    YOu walk through the medical wing towards the hallway where his blue box was situated.
    You find it oddly missing when you arrive.
    On a sign standing on it's spot, it reads [WILL BE BACK YESTERDAY].

    "Are you looking for the doctor?" you hear Its voice behind you. "He's currently out.."
    "Why don't you tell this nurse here what's ailing you?"

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:35 No.18239874
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:36 No.18239876
    Good man, thank you very much.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:36 No.18239878
    Yeah, that's about right.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:36 No.18239880
    rolled 58 = 58


    Use time stop, bunnymode and run the. Fuck away
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:37 No.18239881
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:37 No.18239883
    Perfectly done
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:39 No.18239894
    Flawless victory!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)08:41 No.18239907
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    rolled 13 = 13

    "shitfuckpissniggercuntbadgerdicksnooooooooope!!!" you scream as you run full force down the hall and away from It.
    "Waaaaaaaaaaait!!" you hear It call out to you, but it's too late. You're free.
    Out in the sunlight, a place you're sure It will not follow, you catch your breath.

    After a moment more, you decide look for Sousuke and maybe trade for his bag of candy.

    Your roll must be relatively close to mine
    +5,-5 of my roll
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:41 No.18239910
    I am still waiting for Kraus to randomly scream out BADGERCUNTDICKS while we are running from something as scary as this
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:42 No.18239912
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:42 No.18239915
    Shit now I need to roll that low?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:42 No.18239916
    rolled 46 = 46

    Candy Bag HOOO!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:43 No.18239918
    rolled 56 = 56

    And >>18239915 no dice so retrying
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:43 No.18239919
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:43 No.18239922
    rolled 53 = 53

    The one time we need to roll low, we can't.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:43 No.18239923
    This is going so well!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:44 No.18239924
    rolled 4 = 4

    I bet we find him in full gillie suit or something.
    Or in his Bonta suit
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:44 No.18239930
    rolled 58 = 58

    The lack of dice I rolled embarrasses me,
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:44 No.18239931
    rolled 17 = 17

    Fuuuuuu LG why you roll so badly makes it hard to get close
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:44 No.18239932
    rolled 76 = 76

    So many 50s, so decidedly average.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:45 No.18239940
    Seems that instead of Kraus yelling it he has rubbed off on us? Never a better moment to swear like that though
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:46 No.18239945
    Aaand there we go!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:46 No.18239947
    Good job.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)08:48 No.18239957
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    You look for Sousuke across the quad, And stumble upon him in the middle of the large lawn by the gates.

    You literally stumbled on him.
    He was wearing a well made gilly suit and full camouflage, laying in a ditch he dug in the lawn.

    "How can I help you, Susan?" he asks as he slings the shotgun he was holding over his shoulder
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:49 No.18239965
    >[✓] "Don't struggle. Just let it happen."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:50 No.18239971
    I was wondering if I could buy that infinite candy bag we got when we went to rescue Shirou from you. I was planning on giving it to a friend for her birthday
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:51 No.18239975
    I'm not even going to ask why you're wearing a gilly suit and hiding in a ditch, though I am slightly curious, moving on. I'm wondering if you have any use for your bag-o-candy that Wonka gave us. I'd like to trade some object in my possession or service I can provide for it. I have a few possessions of value and I can run, plan, organize, and cater anything from a small dinner to a giant gala among my other numerous talents.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:52 No.18239985
    >service I can provide
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:52 No.18239987

    Though now that we've worked out some of our initial problems, should we reintroduce ourselves with our real name?

    If anyone else in our class can understand the need for a cover identity, it'll be Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:54 No.18239996
    Y'know, in hindsight I admit that bit probably could have been stated a bit better.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:54 No.18240000
    Yeah he earnt it, and if anyone can understand how fucked up his history was it is Sousuke
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:54 No.18240001
    Yeah, do this.
    Then ask about unlimited candy works bag.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)08:58 No.18240023
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    "I'm not even going to ask why you're wearing a gilly suit and hiding in a ditch, though I am slightly curious, moving on." you tell him "I'm wondering if you have any use for your bag-o-candy that Wonka gave us. I'd like to trade some object in my possession or service I can provide for it. I have a few possessions of value and I can run, plan, organize, and cater anything from a small dinner to a giant gala among my other numerous talents."
    "That bag of candy? I have no fondness for sweets. I will be glad to trade it to you"
    "What would you like in return?" you ask.
    "A couple of loaves of french bread, and a pack of water purifying pills."
    "That's it?"
    "Yes. That is all I require."
    "Tell you what. I will give you 3 loaves of bread per day, freshly baked, for a week. And those pills you need."
    "You have yourself a deal." he hands you his unopened bag-o-sweets "Just drop off the bread and pills at my room later."
    "I must return to ensuring the security of the gates."
    He says as he settles back down into his ditch, once again becoming almost invisible.

    2nd bag-o-sweets acquired.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:59 No.18240030
    Find Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:59 No.18240031
    Either Hina or dinner with the girls
    More inclined to go see Hina even though she will probably misunderstand it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:59 No.18240033
    Either bring up the name thing, or call Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:00 No.18240042
    Tell him our name, he just did us a big favor and he'll be understanding. Seek out Hina, after Hina dinner with all our ladies, tell them about the therapy thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:00 No.18240043
    So we majaiking the French bread or are we just gonna have Pantasia do it for us?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:01 No.18240049
    Well, we can bring up the name thing after our training session in the mountains.

    For now, check up on Hina, like Mike asked us to, and then dinner with Nanoha and the Twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:02 No.18240055
    Tell him our name in the morning when we drop the bread off.
    He is busy now

    Go find Hina have our comedic misunderstandings talk and then go have dinner with the girls
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:02 No.18240057
    Fresh-baked. It doesn't mean as much if we just pull it out of thin air.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:05 No.18240082
    That was what I thought, he did us a big favour since now we have birthday presents for Erica and Sakura.

    We should find something nice for Hina for white day as well while we are thinking about her, we might not be pursuing her full speed but it still would be nice for her to have a few nice semi normal things happen
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:07 No.18240097
    Just a little bag of little white chocolate hearts.
    Giri-choco, in other words.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:08 No.18240103
    We should probably make it ourselves from scratch, we can use their ovens though, I'm sure they wouldn't mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:11 No.18240126
    What if we have Kraus turn into an oven, and we make 5 loaves instead of 3? 3 for Sousuke, and 2 for our girls who get to wake up to the smell of fresh-baked bread?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:11 No.18240129
    Now that might be a little much; 3 loaves a day for a week?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)09:11 No.18240132
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    You wanted to tell him your real name, but it seems he is far too busy now.
    You decide to tell him in the morning.

    Remembering Mike's request look out for Hina, you decide to check in with her.
    'Hey Hina.' you call out to her in your mind 'are you free?'
    'W-who is this? A-re you peeping in through the w-windows? I-I'll kill you!' she answers.

    'No. It's me Hayate. I'm linked to your mind by our Devices.'
    'I-i thought only the instructors could do t-that. Are you sure you c-cant see me?'
    'Of course not. I can only hear your voice in my head. So, can we talk?'
    'M-meet me at the dorm's entrance in five minutes.' and the connection goes dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:13 No.18240138
    Sousuke loves his bread

    That doesn't sound too bad but baking bread is a slow process if done properly

    we would probably end up sticking something else in the girl working there's oven as well
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:14 No.18240158
    She's reaaaally high-strung.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)09:15 No.18240160
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    >Sousuke loves his bread
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:15 No.18240163
    I guess the first thing we talk about is how mental User-Device-Device-User communication works, that it's just like a cellphone and is in fact the cellphone equivalent for the Bureau.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)09:16 No.18240169
    She was changing when you contacted her.
    Having a guy suddenly talk to you while you're in your panties would be surprising to girl that's lived a normal life up till a few weeks ago
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:17 No.18240181
    We have the best timing
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:19 No.18240199
    Hrm. Devices need ringtones.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)09:20 No.18240200
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    You wait for her as she said by the dorm's entrance.
    She comes down to meet you wearing a tracksuit.
    "So. what did you want?" she asks
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:20 No.18240201
    Not to mention a guy you have weird conflicting feelings about due to hs actions
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:21 No.18240206
    rolled 32 = 32

    I love when guys talk to me while im in my panties.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:22 No.18240209
    Conjure a small table setting and some tea
    To see how you were, it is a big change going from our dimension to this.

    Also we didn't really finish our conversation this morning so I was wondering if you wanted to continue
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:23 No.18240221
    rolled 95 = 95

    Ask her if she was about to do something, and if were bothering her.
    If not, tell her about the Device communication feature, and ask how she's adjusting to the Bureau
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:23 No.18240223
    Just tell her what Mike asked to do.
    Also, is she going jogging? Maybe we could join her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:28 No.18240271
    Pretty much this.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:34 No.18240339

    So what do guys think we will pick up as our next minion / cute animal companion?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)09:36 No.18240352
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    "Oh, nothing I just wanted to check in on you. We're you just about to go out? I'm sorry if I'm bothering you."
    "I was just about to go run for a bit to town and back." she answers.
    "Well then, perhaps I could join you."
    "Sure. go ahead... But are you gonna run in a skirt?"
    "Ah, yes. I really should change out of these now. My punishment has just ended after all."
    You use Kraus to materialize your butler suit.
    "You're running in that?"
    "Of course, I find this outfit very comfortable."
    "Okay then..." she says as she heads off, with you keeping pace.

    "How do you do that telepathy thing you just did? I thought only the trainers and handlers could do it." she asks you.
    "That? oh, anyone could do it, Just ask your Device to link you up through another person's Device. It works much like a cellphone would. You could also send Images and files through the link."
    'Like this?' she asks you mentally.
    'Exactly.' you respond.

    And you keep running
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:36 No.18240355
    Some kind of clockwork automaton with a clock for a face whose hands constantly droop into a bully moustache.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:38 No.18240367
    A cat. We can send it home with Perrine so she's got someone to talk to who actually likes her. They can be snooty and insufferable together.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:38 No.18240369
    'I sometimes send people messages like this in class, too. I did it earlier, when you asked about my relationship anxieties. Remember?'

    "How are you adjusting to all of this, by the way? My first few days here I felt really lost. It took some serious getting used to."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:40 No.18240383
    So what sort of AI personality did you end up with? I apparently got a weird one for Kraus because he swears constantly and seems to not understand volume control
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:42 No.18240400
    I like it. Splitting the conversation between mental and verbal. I wonder if we could do them both simultaneously.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)09:42 No.18240401
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    "I was wondering how you were adjusting to the Bureau." you ask her as you make your way into town.
    "How are you holding up in all this craziness?"

    "Well, it's pretty mind-blowing to tell the truth. But I guess I'm coping just fine. The people are nice, and the lessons are pretty engaging. The Nurse creeps me out a lot though."
    "It creeps me out too."
    "Yes, IT."

    You arrive at the park, she's showing the effects of the long-ish run already, you on the other hand have not broken a sweat at all.
    "How can you do that? In a full suit no less?" she asks as she takes a breather on a bench in the park.
    "I train since child." you tell her in a mock brute voice.
    "Let's just take a quick break..." she tells you.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:44 No.18240411
    Conjure up a blanket, a pitcher of lemonade, and some glasses. Also, this:
    Point out that we've actually communicated with her mentally before now, just probably without her realizing.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:44 No.18240414
    Majaik up some refreshments

    Also dat picture
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:48 No.18240443
    Give her a little cup of Pocari Sweat or Aquarion, some sports drink, to help her recover.

    "So, what sort of personality does Muramasa have? Kraus can be...a little uncouth at times."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:50 No.18240466
    Good choice.
    Pocari might taste a little weird but it is a great drink for when you are exercising
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:52 No.18240473
    Heh, mini-picnic. That's so Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:52 No.18240481
    Before doing picnics to others shouldn't we first do one for Sakura and Nanoha?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:54 No.18240497
    We really need to get around to that
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:55 No.18240502
    After we get back from town.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:55 No.18240506
    We did promise Sakura a picnic just for her and her friends. Maybe tomorrow after class?

    We could do milk tea, strawberry sandwiches, some cookies, strawberry shortcake, and parfaits for desert.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)09:57 No.18240520
    It was her Nanoha and Madoka we offered it to but we did say her friends in general
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)09:58 No.18240526
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    "you know," you tell her as you produce a pitcher of iced tea and some glasses "I actually talked to you mentally before, earlier in class."
    "That was a mental message? It was so clear I thought you said it with your mouth."
    'You'll get used to it eventually' you tell her with your mind.

    "Anyway, I was wondering, what personality does your Device have? Kraus here, seems to be always angry and lacks volume control."

    "... Well, Masamune here says almost nothing at all, he's very very formal to boot."
    "Greetings." her badge says as she takes it out.
    "I guess Devices' personalities really are diverse."

    "So..." she continues as she puts down her empty glass. "I talked to Erica. She's filled me in quite a bit on your whole situation."
    "I'm glad she was able to enlighten you some more."

    "Though I'm sure it's none of my business whatever you and those girls do, It still doesnt sit right with me."

    "Tell me, when do you plan to stop? Do you plan to add more and more women to your fold as long as they want in?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:01 No.18240554
    Provided the others are receptive of it yes. I would die before denying another the happiness I have sought my entire life.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:01 No.18240561
    "I haven't thought that far in advance, really. This is all pretty new to me. I think, though, as long as a girl wants to try it and the others are okay with it, I'll allow it. Until I start wearing myself too thin or the women I care about object to a specific person, I think that's good enough. Why, do you have any suggestions?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:03 No.18240574

    actually I may have been a bit too strong with that if you use it maybe reel it in a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:03 No.18240575
    "So long as the women who already have me don't object. I've spent too long alone; I won't deny companionship to anyone who seeks it."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:03 No.18240580
    I like this one, but all of the answers so far are pretty close to the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:04 No.18240581
    "As far as I am aware, I have not 'added' any females or males to my 'fold', they have all grouped on and done terrible, terrible things."
    >Erica's Feet PTSD
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:05 No.18240588
    Maybe LG will be able to amalgamate them into a pretty straight forward answer
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)10:07 No.18240606
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    "So long as the women who already have me don't object, they would be welcomed." you answer her whole heartedly.
    "I've spent too much time being alone in the past, and i know just how hard loneliness could be.; I won't deny companionship to anyone who seeks it."

    She grows silent with your response.
    The look on her face showing that she's thinking something over.
    Afeter a few minutes, she finally asks.
    "T-then... Could I be a part of it?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:08 No.18240610
    I honestly had never thought about it.

    I spent most of my life uncared for and quite a large part of it alone, I know how cold the world can seem when there is no one there for you so wherever possible I want to prevent others from feeling that. The girls are happy with the situation and that is what I care about as long as they are happy i will keep going.

    I never really thought I would ever find one person who loved me, and I have found 3 already and i couldn't bring myself to hurt any of them and luckily enough they have not forced me to.

    As for how far it goes, that is up to them. I would of been more than happy to stay as it was but should circumstances change and others do come along I certainly won't refuse the,
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:09 No.18240614
    If you want to be, and the girls are ok with it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:09 No.18240617
    "Of course. Come by my room tonight and me, you, Erica, Ursula, and Nanoha will talk about it."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:09 No.18240618
    >"T-then... Could I be a part of it?"
    That's unexpected.
    At least she doesn't intend on stopping us anymore.

    But tell her that the girls need to be ok with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:10 No.18240623
    "Is that what you talked to Erica about?"

    If she answers yes then so do we, if not then we ask her to allow us to speak to the others first before letting her in.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:11 No.18240627

    "...I guess? I wouldn't object, but you better ask the other girls first."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:11 No.18240633
    At this rate Hayate us gonna wear his junk out
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:12 No.18240642
    "Of course, provided Erica, Ursula, and Nanoha don't object."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:13 No.18240655

    "you would have to discuss your desire with the ladies, i myself would have no objection."

    and then we butler onward!
    >> Sidestory: le lapin et le roi Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)10:14 No.18240663
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    "Master Hayate, gave me and Master Ted free leave today. It feels good to stretch our feet and be in the sun."
    "We spent most of the morning sunbathing behind the gym, the sun's rays invigorating Master Ted and I quite nicely."

    "At lunch we met the Director in the library, she seems like an ordinary nice young girl, if a bit on the shy side. She talked to Ted, and read with us as we sat in a nice sunny couch by one of the large windows."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:15 No.18240675
    Shit now our minions are acting as wingmen?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:15 No.18240682
    Is it just me, or has the rate at which girls are attracted to Hayate and ask to be let into his bed increased recently?
    It's starting to exert a gravity-like effect; the more girls there are, the faster and stronger additional girls are attracted.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:17 No.18240696
    I think they found out it's open for additions so they are lining up now
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:18 No.18240708
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    Ted cant be a wingman yet, he's millions of years of evolution away from wings.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:19 No.18240716
    Not really.
    Big dinosaurs were closer to birds and their arms had feathers,

    So he could be a proto wing man?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:19 No.18240717

    clever boy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:20 No.18240721
    ...okay, I chuckled.

    >> Sidestory: le lapin et le roi Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)10:20 No.18240724
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    "After having a magnificent time with the Director in the library, My good man Jakob and I went down to the town."
    "I, in my smaller body, and Jakob in his tiny dashing suit, proved to be quite the spectacle."
    "Ladies you come up to us and say hello, children would want to play with us."
    "We of course obliged them as much as we could."
    "I am sure that Jakob and I both had a jolly good time."
    "We must thank our good friend Hayate for this later."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:21 No.18240734
    Okay, so, I suggest we spend some more time with Nanoha today, make sure that she feels loved as well.
    Dinner with the ladies, a relaxing time afterwards, and then to bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:21 No.18240735
    But dinosaurs aren't reptiles!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:22 No.18240742
    Oh man that picture is great
    >> Sidestory: le chat énergique Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)10:30 No.18240790
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    You are Sakura Kinomoto, wielder of the cards of Clow.
    And you just love sweet things.

    You found out that Pantasia was having a cake festival today.
    Madoka, Nanoha and you checked it out after classes.
    After purchasing some amazing looking cakes, the three of you walk around to see the other shops.
    As you were walking out of the really cute Teddybear store you see Hayate and Hina-oneechan jogging into the park.
    They looked like they were having fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:32 No.18240821
    Oh goddamned, we're going to have to do damage control on Nanoha, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:34 No.18240835
    Nah, we will tell her Mike asked us to make sure she was settling in ok.

    Once she finds out Hina wants to join in on our little group then we will
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:36 No.18240855
    Hm..good point.
    Though I think we owe it to Nanoha to spend some more time with her. Simple things, like walking with her, talking with her, holding hands. The things that she wants.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)10:37 No.18240868
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    What tangled webs we weave

    New thread again will be late
    [still have to work some papers outside of the office.]
    Check in at around 2300-ish.

    >Dropping it here for tonight.
    >Need energy to spar with the fuckers at BIR tomorrow
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:38 No.18240874
    If that four year timeskip thing happens we'll have to talk the Doctor into giving Hayate and her a week vacation somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:39 No.18240885
    Woo new next time picture

    Ok so what kunnin plans shall we make tonight?
    ( been playing orks on DoW too much, as a result now speaking 50% orky )
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:40 No.18240896
    It won't happen unless we trigger the right flags for LG.
    Personally I would rather avoid it and have time jumps in smaller amounts
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:42 No.18240915
    Yeah because god dammit I love Nanoha the way she is.
    Let's just wait without wibbly wobby timey wimeys.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:42 No.18240924
    >What tangled webs we weave
    That title is just asking for trouble.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:44 No.18240936
    That's the maid from Hayate's world right?
    Let's add her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:44 No.18240938
    Well, we shouldn't make any moves on Hina in the park. Hayate doesn't know how the other girls feel about including Hina, so I think we can stay a little cagey in-character and have it work.

    If Sakura, Madoka, and Nanoha come over, then we can explain that Mike asked us to look out for Hina, since we're from the same Dimension and such. That'll defuse Nanoha until later when Hina can asks if she can join.

    Maybe we can have a walk together with Nanoha before dinner, ask her how advanced classes are going, and such.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:44 No.18240942
    She won't know yet I think, and anyway she would rather troll us with it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:45 No.18240948
    This sounds like a good idea. Avoid befriending the entire town surrounds as much as possible
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:46 No.18240957
    Well we've got incoming in the form of errbody reactin' to Hina, The Hound of Gaul on approach, Keima being soft gay, long term possibilities with the Director, and all our magic and training and shit.

    Hinareactions are probably first up, then we deal with training and graduating to advanced class and keep up on the Keima trolling.

    Also I'd rather avoid the Nahona timeskip thing if possible. We can probably find a smoother way to deal with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:48 No.18240967
    I think it is pretty much a last ditch assholes complaining about us being a Pedo for dating her move.

    Personally I prefer the idea of them having a slower relationship, it's nice for a change. And having such a massive time skip for her but not us would change lots about her that would have to be considered
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:50 No.18240982
    We must give Jun a waterpistol with Molotov Cocktail in it.
    Imagine his thread coated in that shit.

    Hell, have Gai coat his fists and feet with it.
    For protection, a layer of Rebounder and then the Molotov.

    Erica with a mist bottle of the stuff? FUCKING NAPALM
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:52 No.18241010
    >For protection, a layer of Rebounder and then the Molotov.
    ...That's something we must try.
    I think we just expanded our support role greatly.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:53 No.18241013
    With the explosive properties of Molotov it might be dangerous to have Gai punch with it.

    Pretty sure we can do better than just a water pistol for jun. maybe a flask or bottle under pressure?

    Erica as a napalm bomber is fucking awesome though 100% that
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:54 No.18241020
    Pressure washer.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:54 No.18241021
    >Pretty sure we can do better than just a water pistol for jun. maybe a flask or bottle under pressure?
    Did you never play with water pistols as a child?
    "Bottle under pressure" is a good descriptor for most of the non-shit models.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:54 No.18241024
    Speaking of rebounder.
    If we coat a tray with it and throw it...
    We have captain america's ricochet shield.

    Molotov + cup equals a shaped charge
    Molotov + a way to mount a large enough spray mechanism on Ted = battle rex
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:55 No.18241035
    Or give some in vials to Shinku for lolmirrorambush all day.

    Provided we actually run into enemies that are cool to explode and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:56 No.18241043
    Here, for all of the uneducated.

    I'm voting for a backpack of holding filled with Molotov Cocktail. We'll need to create a shitton of the stuff, but it will be worth it.
    Use simple pump-action to pressurize it. Use a backpack capable of withstanding high pressure.
    Hell, maybe me can ask Ursula to create a Maijak pressurizer.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:58 No.18241051
    Rebounder should put all of the energy of the explosion towards the target.
    It would be like shaped charge punches.

    Molotov + amazoness arrows Exploding arrows.
    Molotov + time stop? JESUS CHRIST.
    Coat someone with it, and then explode them from a safe distance.

    I say we swap out the contents of the flask for 1 liter molotov, 1 liter healing potion, 1 liter rebounder
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:58 No.18241058
    Or you know, use an engine. Paint sprayers and power washers and shit already exist.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:59 No.18241064
    Water pistols I had as a kid could barely shoot a foot and broke after about 5 minutes.

    Now that is just cruel but combined with
    Cup someone have shinku dump molotov in there BOOM
    much easier than mucking about trying to summon one then coat it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)10:59 No.18241066
    a flame thrower that fires delayed explosions?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:00 No.18241069
    How about markers?
    Just fill paintballs with the stuff. You can explode bouncers on proximity.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:01 No.18241085
    mini rapid fire grenades?

    Shit is pretty much a bolter
    Lets pick up a paintball gun.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:02 No.18241087
    Now that is a nice idea we could even use them for anti air fire
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:03 No.18241094
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    Actually, the new Nerf lines of Super Soakers use detachable magazines.

    Now that's a great idea. It'll require a lot of prep-work, but it's essentially a rapid-fire mini-grenade launcher.
    Hell, Sagara might want one as well, if we can get it to work.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:03 No.18241097
    and you fuckers wanted the Slider.
    Let's just roll that one for a next time.
    Also we need to get another flask of holding, maybe a larger one.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:04 No.18241108
    I think Sousuke would cream himself over something like that, it would be like the bet Christmas present ever for the guy.

    We are gonna need lots of booze... Think Kraus can make moonshine by the barrel?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:04 No.18241110
    I consider the slider and rebounder both to be retarded in the context of this RPG.
    But the Molotov is fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:05 No.18241121
    Well slider has more trolling potential.
    I was curious about lazy river though
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:07 No.18241129
    I think they have great potential for use it just requires us to be more dickish in our planning.

    I would of loved to bouncy castle Vtia for example
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:08 No.18241134
    Ok, so we are using pressurized gas to shoot the bullets at about 300kph...
    These things aren't very precise, but the rate of fire is fucking good.

    What we now need is a way to extend the lifetime of our gas. Some kind of Majaik to restore pressure.
    We also need to do something about the matter of reloading. I don't think a canister of holding would be a good idea, because the amount of balls would cause the stuff to be crushed inside of the container.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:11 No.18241149
    Regular paintball guns seem to work well enough. We can shoot already lasers and shit but they'd be great defensive weapons for Jun and Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:11 No.18241154
    Multiple smaller canisters
    Not as effective but a mechanism for quick release and reload would serve our purposes.

    And in a pinch we can use them to make one hell of a grenade
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:12 No.18241160
    Well, from my experience (about two hours of paintball fights) I'd say that the magazine size and reloading in the field is the biggest issue. Also, you can't shoot while upside down.

    Seriously, reloading (especially with gloves) is a fucking pain in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:14 No.18241170
    >Bag of sealed canisters
    >Connect cleanly with paintball gun for long range spray supressive explosive fire
    >Enemy in throwing distance? GRENADE!

    Fuck, this is fucking versatile.
    I wonder if the Buraeu people already thought of that... We might get a promotion for creativity.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:14 No.18241180
    If they need more than the 200 exploding paintballs that fit in the hopper then we probably have bigger problems.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:16 No.18241192
    Well, our explosives only equal TNT strength.
    I wonder if it's about volume or about mass. Might the liquid be denser?

    We also need to be equipped for all occasions. Easy reloading will save our ass in case of large-scale engagements.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:16 No.18241202
    Let's see if we can get the bureau to manufacture our grenades in greater quantities...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:24 No.18241260
    Why do I get the feeling we are going to end up teaching at the bureau and being sort of a teacher that can do everything to some degree?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:25 No.18241271
    Because butlers are just that awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:28 No.18241297
    When we get to Nanoha and Sakura, we should ask them if they are available for the picnic later today, if they wish.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:29 No.18241306
    Kind of like Humanity invented Carriers in Mass Effect
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:35 No.18241363
    Isn't that awesome?
    Nanoha is combat instructor. We are jack of all trades with weird specialist knowledge. Keima teaches tactics. Sousuke helps out special ops...
    Or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:39 No.18241394
    We'll be the Janitor, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:40 No.18241403
    Well, Janitor and Butler aren't that much apart...

    We will need to harass MC-type characters, though. To take their ego down a notch and to give everyone a good laugh.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:43 No.18241433
    Hmm...they DID just pick up some cakes at Pantasia.

    I'm just worried about the time.
    Like, if it's past 6, it might be better to arrange for a picnic tomorrow at lunch, or this coming weekend.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:44 No.18241435
    Erica would probably be technically a teacher or handler but probably be pretty lazy about it.

    Ursula would still be in R&D only as the head of the magitech division

    Shirou would either be on disability pension for severe retardedness or in the armory

    Hina would be a disciplinary officer
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:45 No.18241445
    So anyone who reminds us too much of ourselves and anyone who looks like a SUE in the making?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:47 No.18241463
    We well also learn how to control our SWAG.
    We will use it selectively to play pranks on the MCs. Our SWAG will prevent us from ever getting into trouble.

    And if someone is in serious need for a shoulder to cry on, we will help them with our extreme experience. Or send them to Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:49 No.18241481
    I think we will be a more mobile Ryuu by this time.
    He will probably still live in his bar down near R&D
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)12:40 No.18241895
    Damnit we needed slipper. Mixed with rebounder we achieve epic prowess, mixed with the twins.... oh my yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)13:26 No.18242210
    slipper on our feet and reounder on our hands, all we need to do is learn how to iceskate so we can control ourselves and we'll be beasts of unstopable mobility
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)13:56 No.18242399
    But wouldn't that actually be terrible mobility, since we wouldn't be able to control where we go?
    No friction means no ability to turn. We'd have to wait until we hit an object or structure with our hands to rebound off, and with no way to speed up or slow down to control the power of our rebound, we'd just be a pinball in a pinball machine.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)14:05 No.18242484
    >Learn how to skate
    >Hayate Ayasaki
    Brother, we ha prior experience in EVERYTHING.

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