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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Divine Buster Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)20:39 No.18180326  
    WE ARE BUTLER, WE MAKE TEA LIKE WE MAKE LOVE. HOT, ELEGANT AND SATISFYING.
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    >ARCHIVES HERE
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    The final two teams face off inside the gym as students and personnel sit on the bleachers to watch.
    Mike and Max are again at the table they've been using since the beginning of the excercises, with them a light-blue haired girl of about your age.
    "The Director has graced us with her presence, and has decided to watch the final match in person." max tells you, the combatants.
    "We want you to give it your all, and work as team as you have all been doing so so far."
    Mike addresses you.
    "Domingo, if you please. Activate Training stage 1-1a. Add random hostiles, as well."
    He says as he taps his cane on the floor.

    And with that, the final round begins.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:43 No.18180365
    Aw hell yeah let's go.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)20:46 No.18180394
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    The world around you disintegrates. The crowd, the gym, the opponents vanished.
    You and your team find yourselves in the gym, now completely empty.

    "Okaaaaaay... What just happened?" Erica asks.
    "Theyre using a replica of the Bureau and the town beyond it, it seems." Keima answers. "what I'm worried about are the 'random hostiles' Mike was talking about."

    Suddenly, a crash, a roar.
    You found yourselves facing a dinosaur.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:47 No.18180405
    >>18180394
    We must control it.

    Use our classy butlering skills to scold it and teach it proper ettiquette, give it a top hat then ride it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:48 No.18180415
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    rolled 24 = 24

    >think of going to bed
    >suddenly MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST
    >mfw
    Also rolling for butlerifying Sue the Dinosaur
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:49 No.18180425
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    rolled 40 = 40

    Walk the dinosaur.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:50 No.18180436
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>18180415
    No he shall be Waggleton. P Tallylicker esq
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:51 No.18180449
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    rolled 35 = 35

    >>18180415
    This.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:52 No.18180460
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    rolled 23 = 23

    >>18180436
    Damn straight
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:52 No.18180461
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18180436
    All of my this.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/02/12(Fri)20:53 No.18180463
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    >Thinking about go to bed before seeing next quest.

    >>18180405
    Even is very tempting to tame it so that it will become classy dinosaurs, I think we should not waste any moment to defeat it and then focus on other teams.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:54 No.18180473
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    rolled 99 = 99

    DINOSAURS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:54 No.18180481
    rolled 62 = 62

    >all dem shitty rolls

    No gentleman t-rex for you, guys!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:54 No.18180484
    >>18180473
    Oh god.. The 99's they are coming already
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:55 No.18180488
    rolled 43 = 43

    No guys, shut up.

    We don't tame the dinosaur.

    We treat is as a guest.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:56 No.18180493
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    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18180481
    >LG syndrome and missed >>18180473
    >mfw
    The Dinosaur will be Jakob's new best friend
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:56 No.18180500
    >>18180488
    Well we are scolding it and teaching it ettiquette so a bit of column A and a bit of column B?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)20:58 No.18180516
    It's a training excercise, the dinosaur isnt real.
    :<
    gsnmi minuetly
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:00 No.18180533
    >>18180516
    Neither were the gummy bears but tiny still affected us.

    We will warp reality and make it gentlemanly and drag it into reality
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:00 No.18180534
    >>18180516
    Shush, "reality" is something very subjective, especially when our handler is a gorilla, etc etc.

    While he's here we can treat him like a guest, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:02 No.18180550
    I bet LG had tot rhow out his plan since we just pulled something he could not expect
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:03 No.18180554
    >>18180394
    Fend off the random hostiles - teacup them if that's the easiest way - and try to find Nanoha and her hammer-friend. If we do, pause time and go fucking crazy on them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)21:03 No.18180555
    "Scramble!" Keima orders your group.
    The dinosaur, a Trex, charges.
    At the same moment a pack of velociraptors charge in through the doors broken in by the Trex.

    You jump to the side as everyone scatters to different parts of the gym.
    The gleam off Kraus must have attracted it, it's coming for you.

    'You guys take care of the raptors, I'll handle this one!' you tell your team.

    **ROLL FOR TREX COMBAT**
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:03 No.18180559
    >>18180555
    Thiiiiiiiiiiiis >>18180405
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:04 No.18180566
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>18180559
    And I forgot my dice
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:05 No.18180575
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>18180405
    This, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:05 No.18180577
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>18180555

    >dinosaurs
    >the other team can fly
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:05 No.18180578
    rolled 9 = 9

    Damn you dice gods we are going to fail this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:05 No.18180579
    rolled 85 = 85

    Rolling.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)21:05 No.18180580
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18180555
    TAME
    THAT
    DINO
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:06 No.18180588
    >>18180580
    AND THERE WE HAVE IT, FOLKS. This loyal tripfriend has, once again, scored us some sweet dice.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/02/12(Fri)21:07 No.18180600
    rolled 21 = 21

    Rolljutsu
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)21:07 No.18180603
    >>18180578
    Or will we? >>18180580

    Well, assuming LG sees it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:07 No.18180611
    >>18180580
    And that's all she wrote
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:17 No.18180707
    I think we broke LG by managing this... Can just picture him laughing into his keyboard trying to write this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:22 No.18180752
    You guys know that the dino isn't real, right?
    That it's just a construct of Domingo's and that it's going to disappear as soon as the training exercise is over.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:22 No.18180753
    So do you guys think that Mike and Max have been placing bets on these matches? Just like this team wins you buy a round type bets
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)21:23 No.18180758
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    It's mouth open wide to bite you, the vicious teeth gleaming in the light, it comes at you.
    You dodge. It misses.
    It spins and whips you with it's tail.
    You jump over it and find yourself on its back.
    It tries to reach for you with it's head, but you deftly keep away from its reach.
    'A fucking dinosaur? Seriously?' you think.
    'Fuck this crazy shit. The only way to beat this is to do something even crazier.'

    You take off your hat.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:23 No.18180761
    >>18180752
    That doesn't matter. And anyway we will make it real if we have to, and if that won't work then we just find another real dinosaur to butlerize
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:25 No.18180774
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    Sumthin' like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:26 No.18180781
    WE ARE BEST BUTLER!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)21:27 No.18180792
    >>18180752
    Entirely doesn't matter. Hell, maybe if it doesn't get obliterated by little girls, it'll show up the next time Domingo makes the terrain.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:28 No.18180799
    I wonder if J has a little house with a vegetable patch in our hat. Like he goes in opens a door in the side and bam J's little retreat
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)21:29 No.18180814
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    You take off your hat and slap it down on the rampaging dinosaur's noggin.
    It stops for a moment.


    It tries to shake off the hat, it tries to reach for it using its tiny disproportionate arms.
    You can see it struggling.

    **ROLL FOR TAMING**
    You must beat a 90.
    [because fuck you, this wasnt the plan]
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)21:30 No.18180824
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18180814
    I'mma fuck this up so hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:31 No.18180827
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>18180814
    I REFUSE TO LET IT BE NOT-TAMED.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:31 No.18180828
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>18180814
    Hahahaha with the broad plans you make we still manage to ruin them

    Rolling for awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:31 No.18180830
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>18180814
    >because fuck you, this wasnt the plan
    This is /tg/. We live to derail the DM's plans.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:31 No.18180832
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>18180814
    TAMING!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:31 No.18180835
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>18180814

    rolling
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:31 No.18180836
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>18180814
    Bring it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:31 No.18180837
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18180814
    100 get!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:31 No.18180838
    rolled 98 = 98

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuu damn youuuuuuuuuuu
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:32 No.18180841
    rolled 55 = 55

    Rolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:32 No.18180844
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    rolled 42 = 42

    >>18180814

    Oh really? A 90+?

    How Quaint.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:32 No.18180848
    >>18180832
    >>18180838
    We're pretty great.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:32 No.18180849
    >>18180838
    >>18180832
    YES! Plans shall never constrain us
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)21:32 No.18180851
    >>18180832
    Nice.
    >>18180838
    And even better.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:33 No.18180866
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    >>18180838
    >>18180832

    >Not once.
    >TWICE.

    HAHAHAHA

    "Look guys! I made a friend!"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:34 No.18180876
    Stared down the necronimcon
    Achieved TWINS THEY WERE
    And goddamn butlered a fucking T-Rex into classiest.

    We are awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:34 No.18180880
    >>18180866

    >"Look guys! I made a friend!"

    You magnificent motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:36 No.18180898
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    rolled 62 = 62

    >mfw suddenly dinosaurs
    >again
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:36 No.18180903
    >>18180898
    It's gonna follow us around like a lost puppy
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:36 No.18180905
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>18180814
    >[because fuck you, this wasnt the plan]

    Haha, I'm laughing so hard
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:37 No.18180909
    >>18180866
    >>18180880

    >"Look guys! I made a friend!"

    I don't care what we call it. We're using this line.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:38 No.18180922
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    To mark the occasion of total derailment of the thread on the first decision...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:40 No.18180937
    i don't know how LG did not see this coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:41 No.18180945
    I can see LG's face right now.

    "Alright, this wasn't planned. And it's fucking crazy. But I have to give them a TINY chance, or they'll think I'm a dick."

    "So.... 90+? Dice hate them, it should be good."

    >Refresh thread.

    "SON OF A-"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:42 No.18180951
    I love that I made that comment expecting it to be ignored and literally everyone just went for it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:42 No.18180958
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    rolled 56 = 56

    >>18180922
    >LG at the very moment
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:42 No.18180959
    >"I made a friend!"

    Suddenly, I know how to cheer up Nanoha.

    GIVE HER THE DINOSAUR!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:44 No.18180974
    >>18180959

    >GIVE HER THE DINOSAUR!

    You magnificent motherfucker.

    Oh god, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:44 No.18180978
    >>18180959
    Hey Nanoha! I got you a pet, isn't he cute?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:45 No.18180993
    >>18180959
    Oh...poor LG. He put so much work into this and we've just made him throw out all his plans.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:46 No.18180995
    >>18180959

    It's the perfect plan! The rarer the pet, the more satisfying they are to snuggle! Why do you think Baby Pandas are so fucking adorable?

    Seriously, this would be better than giving her a koala.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:46 No.18180996
    rolled 9 = 9

    He has to redo all of his flowcharts
    :(
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:46 No.18180997
    Hush, only magic butler now.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:47 No.18181008
    >>18180993
    However broad the rails are /tg/ always manages to derail everything
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)21:47 No.18181009
    >>18180993
    Well, probably not ALL the plans.

    >>18180995
    Koalas are fuckin' evil, man.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)21:48 No.18181027
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    >GODDAMN YOU, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS.

    It stops moving.
    A bowtie appears at its neck and a monocle manifests over its right eye.
    It looks at you.
    "Oh, do pardon my earlier outburst dear chap."
    It says in a stereotypical British accent.
    "Name's Theodore Rexington, and I am quite delighted to make your acquaintance."

    "I'm Hayate. Ayasaki Hayate. Master Rexington, I hope you don't find me too forward, but i would like to request your assistance in dealing with these ruffians." you tell him as you motion towards the raptors.

    "Oh, no no, not at all. I'll be most pleased to assist you."

    He charges into the fray with you on his back.
    As you approach your team, you shout out to them
    "HEY GUYS! I MADE A FRIEND!"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:48 No.18181028
    >>18180995

    >Koala

    Fuck Koalas.

    You think they're cute right up until one comes out of a trash-can hopped up on animal tranquilizers and thirsting for blood.

    One of the zoo-keepers had to club it with a fucking chair to get it off my face.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:49 No.18181031
    We need to find a way to bring him with us also. Maybe make it of a size small dog also. Remember we're on some kind magic arena type thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:50 No.18181037
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    >>18181027
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:50 No.18181041
    >>18181027
    WE ARE MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS. Let's kick ass, take names, and defeat Nanoha by curbstoping her during a time stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:50 No.18181043
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    rolled 98 = 98

    >>18181027
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:50 No.18181044
    >>18181009
    Oh yeah mean little drunken bastards

    >>18181027
    Seriously LG all of my love for you actually doing this

    Also I bet everyone watching is just going (WTF?)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:50 No.18181045
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    >>18181027
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:52 No.18181072
    >>18181041
    maybe be a little gentler with nanoha
    Also follow the plan to deal with Vita by putting her in an upside down cup and saucer with the inside coated with rebounder potion
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:53 No.18181078
    >>18181027

    >"HEY GUYS! I MADE A FRIEND!"

    "Dear diary, today was a good day."

    >>18181028

    >One of the zoo-keepers had to club it with a fucking chair to get it off my face.

    I REMEMBER THIS STORY!

    Didn't it end with you in a tiger-pit?
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/02/12(Fri)21:53 No.18181081
    >>18181027
    O_O

    Ok... I never thought we finally tamed a dinosaur so that it become a classy... But still... It is sooooo epic! ^_^
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)21:54 No.18181085
    >>18181028
    >>18181078
    Not wanting to derail, but, what the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:54 No.18181089
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    >>18181027
    I can just imagine the instructors' faces outside as they're watching this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:54 No.18181092
    >>18181078

    Different incident, different zoo.

    Same fucking bastard fucking drop-bears.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:55 No.18181096
    >>18181081
    Well we still will take her out but yes we will be nice about it
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)21:55 No.18181101
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    Everyone looks at you.
    The raptors freeze at the sight aof a huge beast now aimed at them.
    YOur team staring open-mouthed.
    "What the fuck did you just do?" Erica asks you.
    "MADE A FRIEND!" you answer as Ted's tail sends a raptor crashing into the bleachers.
    "How?" Jun asks, dumbfounded.
    "FRIENDSHIP! Wheee!" you say as Ted rams a group of raptors like reptilian wrecking ball.
    "Glorptnuk! yay!" Amazoness shouts in glee as you run by her and rex flings a raptor into the wall with his mouth.

    With the assistance of your new friend, the raptors in the gym were routed in no time, each one of them disappearing after a particularly heavy blow.

    The place now clear of reptiles, except for your new Trex companion, your group again tries to lay down plans.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:57 No.18181114
    >>18181101
    Man, I really hope we get to keep the t-rex
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:57 No.18181121
    >>18181101
    Ride up to Nanoha and introduce her to Ted, offer to take her for a ride on him.

    I know we are meant to be fighting but this is just too great an opportunity
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:57 No.18181122
    >>18181101
    Fun fact. Dinosaurs weren't actually reptiles - or, at least, ones shaped like raptors and t-rexes definitely weren't. They had feathers and warm blood. Technically, they were much closer to birds than reptiles.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)21:57 No.18181123
    >>18181101
    >>18181027
    Fuckin' glorious.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:57 No.18181124
    >>18181101

    so we can tame any animal we put the hat on?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:57 No.18181125
    >>18181085

    There was a real life random encounters thread about a year ago I think.

    This same dude, in three different trips to the zoo, at different locations separated by a couple of years, got attacked by angry fucking koalas.

    One Came out of a trash-can when he tossed in a snickers wrapper, one slammed into his back and knocked him off a walkway into a tiger-pit, and the last one had something to do with a golf cart.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:59 No.18181138
    I think we should give Amazoness a ride on Ted, I think she would like that
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:59 No.18181144
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    >>18181124
    Some requite ties

    Rhinos require eyeglasses and bowties
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)21:59 No.18181145
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    >>18181122
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:00 No.18181150
    >>18181101

    See if we could give Ted to Nanoha as a peace offering, stick her friend in a giant tea-cup covered in rebounder.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:01 No.18181157
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    >>18181145
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:01 No.18181169
    >>18181159
    That is super-fucking douchey. We've been over this. It would get us killed, hurt her feelings, and is just plain mean and stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:02 No.18181170
    >>18181028
    >>18181078
    >>18181092
    >>18181125

    Oh god, I remember this!

    We need to co-opt this shit into Hayate's backstory by the way. It fits too well.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:03 No.18181185
    >>18181170
    Hayate's universe is our universe with drop bears.

    Makes sense to me.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)22:03 No.18181189
    >>18181159
    Jesus fuck no.

    I do like mentioning we still owe her a picnic, but the rest? Christ fuck no.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)22:04 No.18181193
    >>18181145
    >FEATHERS
    NOOOOOOOOOOPE.

    I know i should accept the science.
    But still, my nostalgia is too strong.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:04 No.18181195
    >>18181169
    >>18181159

    I was the guy who originally suggested it, as a last resort thing.

    Like "She's about to kill us and we have absolutely no alternative."

    It wasn't supposed to be a dramatic reveal thing either, but a thing to throw her off balance.

    It's horrible, and borderline EVIL, which was why it was a 'last resort'. So everybody needs to stop acting like it is/should be 'the plan'.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:05 No.18181202
    >>18181195
    It's just that one guy who won't fucking let go of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:06 No.18181205
    >>18181101
    Sweet, see if we can locate Nanoha/Vita, they are almost certainly having no problem with the random monsters but they might distract them long enough for us to set up. We need to locate, strike fast and strike hard. We can't give Nanoha a chance to nuke this arena into nonexistence. Get close, Rebounding teapot Vita, timestop and have everybody hit Nanoha with everyfuckingthing we have. We have 80 full seconds of timestop, hopefully that is enough time to unleash enough hell to take her down.

    Who can/should we share the time stop with in order to get the most efficient nuking. Us is a given as is Sakura, Erica has some long range capabilities, Shinku might be able to help and maybe Amazon can bow her. I think we need contact in order to bring them with us so Rider Kick is out and Keima can't do much in the time stop anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:07 No.18181211
    >>18181159
    I hope you get to roll for it and she blasts us in the dick with everything she's got the moment we pull her into the timestop.

    Such a shitty plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:07 No.18181217
    >>18181101
    We should have Shinku do some scouting, with Erica doing high-altitude recon.
    They need to be careful, because both Nanoha and Vita can fly.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:07 No.18181218
    >>18181195
    She is not going to KILL us. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
    Lg might got HUEHUEHUE once in a while but this is a controlled enviroment. No matter how powerful Nanoha is, they have had people much, much more powerful. In fact each handler should be more powerful than any of the students, advanced class or no.

    And we shouldn't pull sleazr, dirty tricks like that just to win the tournament. Losing this will not be an end, and in fact we can take in gentlemanly.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:08 No.18181223
    >>18181202

    To be completely fair, it would work amazingly well for it's intended purpose: throwing her off balance.

    It's just kinda a dick move. Which is why it's a contingency and not our go-to.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:09 No.18181232
    >>18181217
    Sounds like a good way to lose two party members and gain nothing.

    If any of us get into Nahona's line of sight, we are out in under a second unless timestop.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:09 No.18181233
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    Plans: probably revolve around figuring out where the enemy is. If they had an encounter with NPCs as we did, then there is likely to be a smoldering crater or some commotion somewhere. If nothing can be found by means of scanning, an areal sweep is in order.

    Whatever the fuck we do, do not go "every man for himself" again. That was fucking retarded. Stay as a group, spread out (of course), and attempt to pick off enemies one-by-one should they break off into groups.

    If they do the same kind of group-sweep motions we're doing, try to maneuver into an advantageous terrain position.

    As as aside, we should later get some mundane non-magical weapons. Swords are fine (better if it a dress sword), but conventional weaponry (a la Homura) could be in order, especially if we can stash it in our folio.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:10 No.18181240
    >>18181233
    There are only two of them and you won't be able to separate them
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:10 No.18181243
    >>18181233
    What's that gif from?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:11 No.18181248
    >>18181233

    Yeah a nice old fashion handgun might be great for the inevitable magic cancelling enemies.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:11 No.18181254
    >>18181243
    Cat Shit One
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:12 No.18181257
    >>18181218

    Everyone but ONE GUY agrees that it's a dick move.

    That's why nobody thinks we should do it except maybe, MAYBE, as a last resort.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:12 No.18181262
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>18181257
    Not even then.
    Jesus christ, it's just plain WRONG.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:14 No.18181271
    >>18181262
    The guy who suggested it said it was an absolute last resort.
    We have one fag who won't shut up about it regardless what we say.

    Leave it and let's discuss important things like how to win this properly
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:14 No.18181274
    >>18181262

    >WRONG

    Which is why it was at the very bottom of our list of contingency plans.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:15 No.18181278
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    >>18181274
    It shouldn't even BE in the bloody list
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)22:15 No.18181279
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    You introduce your team to Ted.
    And Keima tells you the preliminary plans.

    "Okay, we know now what mike meant about random hostiles." he explains. "Luckily the dinosaurs dont seem to be able to fire lasers or anything else weirder."
    "We just have to manuever around them."
    "As for our opponents, Elsie's scans shows them waiting in the park in town."
    "I think we should just go at them as hard and as fast as we could."
    "Try to split them up and take one down should the opportunity arise."
    "Okay team, move out."

    Shinku, Sakura and Erica take to the air.
    Keima and Jun on Gai's motorcycle.
    You and Amazoness on Ted.

    You group manages to fend off groups of raptors that jump you on the road.
    Just as you enter the town, a man in grey armor stops you.

    "I don't know how you overrode the combat protocols, kid. But like i've said before, I like your style." Mike tells you as he unsheathes his axe and sword.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:15 No.18181281
    >>18181274
    Under 'Accept Defeat' even.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:16 No.18181286
    >>18181274
    Not even then. It would be far better to lose this SCHOOL COMPETITION than do something so sleazy. It doesn't deserve to be anywhere on the list at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:17 No.18181294
    >>18181279
    See exactly what he wants and then blast him.

    If he is in here to make it harder we will show him how we almost beat Santa on our second day
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:17 No.18181295
    Who guys, calm yourselves, I didn't know bringing that up again would cause such a commotion. I saw it mentioned when reading the past threads to catch up, and missed any actual discussion about it.

    In any case, tactical positioning is probably the thing to do now.

    If we're using the grounds and Bureau as a battle ground, we can force them into close-quarters combat by going deep into the building.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:17 No.18181297
    >>18181279
    Elongate a knife to lance-length and bring Rexington to jousting speed.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:17 No.18181300
    >>18181274
    But it isn't even a contingency plan; it's a SUICIDE plan.
    >>18181279
    >ELOPE
    Oh gawd
    >Mike
    This is our fight. Send Ted and Amazoness on ahead.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:18 No.18181301
    >>18181279
    >"I don't know how you overrode the combat protocols, kid. But like i've said before, I like your style." Mike tells you as he unsheathes his axe and sword.

    >LG: "Oh you guys want a dinosaur? Here you go. Oh, and here's Mike in full combat gear fighting against you, he comes with the package. HAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:18 No.18181303
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    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18181279
    IT IS TIME FOR US TO RIDE UNTO BATTLE.
    MAY THE BETTER PRIMATE WIN
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:18 No.18181308
    >>18181279
    "Sup, Mike? Like my new friend? I taught him how to be civilized and gentlemanly."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:18 No.18181310
    >>18181297
    Oh god, this. This is fucking perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:18 No.18181311
    Plan: Offer Nanoha the T-Rex as a peace offering and/or ask for her surrender.

    Her friend gets the rebounder-teacup if she attacks us.

    No matter what happens, HAYATE DOES NOT TAKE DIRECT OFFENSIVE ACTION AGAINST NANOHA. WHATEVER THE SHIT IS GOING ON BETWEEN US, PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:19 No.18181312
    >>18181279
    >Mike
    >Axe and sword

    Is that supposed to be Max?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)22:20 No.18181321
    >>18181308
    >>18181301
    OOPS TYPO. It's MAX facing you, not MIKE.

    Mike's full combat suit is riot gear.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:20 No.18181324
    >>18181312
    I think it may be
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:21 No.18181330
    >>18181321
    who was Max again?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)22:21 No.18181335
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>18181297
    >>18181308
    These are good.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:21 No.18181336
    >>18181297
    Aim for the throat!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:22 No.18181340
    >>18181330
    HLQ protagonist. Has all the best weapons and shit from 40k and a harem of spacebitches.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:22 No.18181346
    >>18181321
    Oh well if it's Max then yes, >>18181297
    JOUSTING SPEED!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:22 No.18181349
    >>18181321

    >Max

    Offer him some bear-leaves, then have Kraus make a life-sized chocolate of Ron Burgundy.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:22 No.18181350
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18181340
    HLQ?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)22:23 No.18181354
    >>18181330
    He's in charge of the Advanced Class, also the PC in Heretic Love Quest, I think?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:24 No.18181361
    >>18181311

    YES.

    I second everything about this post, especially the bit about us not attacking her directly.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:25 No.18181368
    >>18181349

    I'm voting for this as our back-up plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:25 No.18181370
    >>18181340
    >>18181354

    Oh. That shouldn't be a problem.
    He's actually piss-poor at fighting (since he's just a regular guardsman)... unless things have drastically changed after thread 20 or so.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:26 No.18181378
    >>18181311
    I don't think we'll be given a choice.

    Hmmm...well, this is a test of how we handle combat, maybe the instructors will allow it.

    IF we out-joust Max here.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:26 No.18181380
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    >be up until 6 am finishing last thread
    >feel good for getting the saving roll against ultimate blade works
    >know I'm gonna miss the start of this part because of dinner
    >biting nails wondering whats gonna go happen/will the dice screw us
    >see thread
    >dinosaur
    >tamed by sheer butlerness
    >mfw

    Fantastic works chaps.
    LG, carry on.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:26 No.18181383
    I want to try to resolve this diplomatically, because taking on a handler/adviser seems fucking dumb.

    "Are you a random hostile now, Max? Master Rexington and I have no qualm with you."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:27 No.18181386
    >>18181361
    Yeah, support our team and take out Vita but we can't hurt her
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)22:28 No.18181392
    >>18181370
    If he's in charge of the Advanced class, I've gotta assume he's gone beyond a "regular guardsman."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)22:28 No.18181393
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    "By now, my girls should be blasting the bajeesus out of Mike. To return the favor, I shall give you the chance to do the same to me."
    His sword glows a sickly green while the blade on his axe emits a white hue.

    "Shit. I didn't know they would be in the fight."
    "hey keima..." you say

    [ ]"you guys go ahead, leave this to me"
    [ ]"lets jump him"
    [ ]"i love you"

    >dafuk? spell checker says that "AXE" is not the right spelling. WTF
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:28 No.18181397
    >>18181392
    Unless the advanced class doesn't focus on combat specifically.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:29 No.18181404
    >>18181393
    >[✓] "I love you. God ahead - leave this to me."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:29 No.18181405
    >>18181393
    [x] I love you
    r wings, they're so pretty.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:30 No.18181406
    >>18181393
    [X]"you guys go ahead, leave this to me"

    "Kraus, jousting steak knife, if you would."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:31 No.18181417
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18181404
    >[✓] "I love you. Go ahead - leave this to me."
    this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:31 No.18181420
    >>18181393
    >[x]"you guys go ahead, leave this to me"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)22:31 No.18181427
    >>18181406
    This

    >>18181404
    >>18181405
    This is serious time, let's not fuck with Keima, m'kay?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:32 No.18181436
    >>18181427
    PFFFFFFFffine...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:32 No.18181438
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18181406
    Rolling for this, to get rid of the people that don't know when things should get serious.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:33 No.18181441
    >steak knife
    >not a jousting fork

    Does it even matter? I think a fork would make more sense, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:33 No.18181446
    >>18181397
    Well he was better than a regular guardsman by quite a bit.

    I think we should fight him as a team. Make sure we take him down
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:34 No.18181452
    >>18181427
    seconded.
    [x] Handle this ourselves
    and we already agreed that we don't screw with Keima when its combat time. We've already apologized for it once today, we'd just look like a douche.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:35 No.18181463
    >>18181393
    For the record, he's got a Plaugesword and a Nemesis Force Axe, either one of which will wreck our shit on even a glancing hit.

    Jousting may not be the best plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:35 No.18181466
    >>18181393
    Teamwork, loudly announce "You guys go ahead" prepare the jousting fork, and when he goes for the joust have the others hit him from the side/back where he isn't expecting it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:36 No.18181471
    >>18181463
    Really?
    Hmm

    Lets jump him then.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:36 No.18181474
    >>18181466
    I like this one. Be brave, smart, and devious all at once.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:36 No.18181475
    >>18181463

    Rebounder tea-cup?

    Test our plan before we use it against Nanoha's friend?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)22:37 No.18181479
    >>18181466
    I do hope it's not too late to change my vote to this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)22:37 No.18181482
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    "you guys go ahead, leave this to me" you tell your team as you help Amazoness off Ted.
    "Okay, Goodluck." keima tells you. "Keep in contact"

    Max generously lets them through as they head off to face Nanoha and Vita.

    "You have guts AND style." he tells you "we should hang out after this."
    "Okay, kid. how do you want to do this?"

    [ ]armed combat
    [ ]joust
    [ ]fisticuffs
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:37 No.18181484
    >>18181466
    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:38 No.18181490
    >>18181475

    Oh god this.

    Act like it's going to be a duel, then tea-cup him and RUN AWAY.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:39 No.18181498
    >>18181482

    Bear leaf tea.

    Pretend to drink it, then put him in a rebounder tea-cup.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:39 No.18181501
    >>18181482
    Ranged combat or bunnymodo fisticuffs. His melee weapons are one hit killers.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:39 No.18181502
    >>18181482
    Fisticuffs.
    His weapons far outweigh ours in melee and he can move pretty fast even in terminator armour
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:39 No.18181503
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>18181482
    With the weapons that he has, Max would trounce us in armed combat.
    Joust and fisticuffs might work,

    But then again, I like
    >>18181475

    So, [x] other
    We go in for a hand-to-hand fight, then put him into a teacup and saucer covered in Rebounder.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:40 No.18181508
    >>18181482
    We are a gentleman, we shall therefore compete in a sporting match of the noble art of fisticuffs.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:40 No.18181509
    >>18181498

    THIS!

    THIS FUCKING PLAN!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:40 No.18181510
    >>18181466
    I'm only voting against this because
    Max likes our style, and our style is sheer ballsiness in the face of a challenge. If we stick to that, and manage to get even a single real hit on him like we did against Kris, it will get us mega points with Max, and probably a host of other teachers as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:40 No.18181513
    >>18181482
    TRICKERY, it is our best chance. Challenge him to a joust then either bounce him far far far away, stick him in a rebounding tea cup or my favorite have our friends jump him from the back.

    Honorable Combat is for when we aren't against a man in grey knight power armor with a Nemesis Force axe and a plaguesword.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:40 No.18181517
    >>18181482
    >[✓] Joust
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:41 No.18181519
    >>18181482
    Fisticuffs.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:41 No.18181521
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    Well, see, now shooting him from the back is just dishonorable!

    Joust or fisticuffs.

    If fisticuffs, have our bunny familiar be referee.

    Also, I wanted to point out that in Princess Debut, your dance instructor is a bunny that can transform into human-sized proportions.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:41 No.18181522
    >>18181513
    We will get way more bro points for losing like a boss than winning like a dick.

    Fisticuffs.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:41 No.18181524
    >>18181482
    >[X]other?

    Trapeze fisticuffs

    Hanging from our legs in midair, swinging and punching
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:42 No.18181531
    >>18181490
    >>18181498
    >>18181503
    >>18181509

    So, we're going to disarm him, drug him, and then TRAP him in a fucking bouncy-castle.

    Gentlemen, we have a plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:42 No.18181533
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>18181482
    [x] joust
    go big or go home. still opposed to a tricksy plan against him.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)22:42 No.18181534
    >>18181482
    let's get our Joust on.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:43 No.18181537
    [X] Other : Bear combat?
    We both go bear mode and fight
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:43 No.18181552
    >>18181531
    More votes for plain old fisticuffs.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:44 No.18181554
    >>18181531

    This plan is fucking amazing, so I'm voting for it even though I know it isn't going to win.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:44 No.18181560
    Erryone voting fistcuffs but aren't we much better at sword fighting?
    >> Alpharius 03/02/12(Fri)22:45 No.18181564
    rolled 96 = 96

    I'm gonna throw a vote in for TRICKERY. If a plan isn't ridiculously circuitous it's barely a plan at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:45 No.18181566
    >>18181552

    To be fair, I think the other plan is much better.

    And i typed it before the fisticuffs thing became so popular.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:45 No.18181574
    Good old fisticuffs or >>18181537
    BEAR fisticuffs.

    Either way we have a shot but bear fisticuffs would be awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:46 No.18181577
    >>18181560

    Only way I'd vote for Hand-to-Hand, is if we use the HURRICANE KICK.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:47 No.18181595
    I know people think Max would respect a stand-up fight more, but we all know that he's going to laugh his ass off in retrospect.

    I'm throwing my support behind >>18181531
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:47 No.18181596
    >>18181566
    >I like my plan, you probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty deep
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:48 No.18181601
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    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18181482
    Fisticuffs. We are a combat butler, and it fits in with our refined aesthetic.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:49 No.18181608
    >>18181482
    [X] Butler-off.

    Ahh hell yeah, duel of dapper.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)22:49 No.18181610
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18181595
    Fuck it, time for more refuge in audacity.

    >>18181596
    You didn't see Operation Bouncy Castle?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:49 No.18181614
    >>18181560
    He has a fuckoff deadly kill on touch sword and our Fort save is pretty much nonexistent.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:49 No.18181615
    >>18181610
    No just the way he said it sounded very hipster
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:51 No.18181633
    >>18181560
    We have a swordbelt and cutlery, he has a giant power axe attuned to his psychic powers and a sword crafted out of disease and malignancy by fucking Nurgle. Bad bet on our end.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)22:51 No.18181637
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    >Fisticuffs
    "I would like to challenge you to the gentlemanly art of fisticuffs. let our bare hands do the talking."
    "bare hands huh?" max says."I have just the thing."

    He puts down his weapons and pulls out a small candy tin. He throws it at you.

    "here, eat some." he says "not as strong as the stuff i used to take back in Yagis V, but it does the trick."

    You look down at the tin in your hands, a picture of a gummybear is on it.

    You take some out and pop them into your mouth.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:52 No.18181649
    >>18181637
    >bear hands
    Oh no, we're going to end up headbutting a tree again, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:52 No.18181650
    >>18181637
    YEAH! Now all we are missing is doom rider flying past
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:53 No.18181652
    >>18181637
    Fuck

    yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:53 No.18181653
    >>18181615

    >Hipster.

    I'm fairly certain you don't know what that means.

    >>18181610

    >Operation Bouncy Castle

    If that's the one I'm thinking of, it's proper name was 'phone home'.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:53 No.18181655
    >>18181637
    >BEAR HANDS
    YES.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:53 No.18181657
    >>18181637
    BEAR FIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:53 No.18181658
    no one seems to want armed combat, we estimate we'd get raped.

    Seems we're split between fisticuffs and pulling a fast one.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:54 No.18181666
    >>18181637

    Dammit.

    This would be the perfect time to fake him out and go with the other plan too.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:55 No.18181669
    >>18181637
    oh hell yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:56 No.18181682
    >>18181637
    >>18181666

    >Bear leaves
    >fisticuffs plan instead of the fast one.

    This is like the time when you mentioned a bike and then completely ignored PHONE HOME.

    I wanna hate you, but your alternative is JUST good enough to make that really difficult.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:57 No.18181687
    >>18181653
    Nope this was a new plan using rebounder and a tea cup
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:58 No.18181692
    >>18181666
    Fuck you satan, we bear now
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:58 No.18181693
    >>18181682
    Fisticuffs was leading in votes I am pretty sure
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)22:59 No.18181711
    >>18181693

    Looked really close to me.

    Course, now the question's academic, LG's pretty solid on never going back on anything no matter how badly he may have fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:00 No.18181718
    >>18181711
    Yep, it is a good thing though otherwise things get bogged down in people crying for a retcons
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:01 No.18181721
    >>18181711

    Horribly irritating as that is, at least he's consistent about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:03 No.18181736
    >>18181718

    >its a good thing

    Most of the time.

    Then he forgets to refresh and takes us in the one direction everyone wanted to avoid.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)23:03 No.18181747
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    YOU ARE A BEAR.
    HE IS A BEAR.

    You stand on the bank of a mighty river, beneath it, salmon swim upstream to get to thier spawning grounds.

    The salmon will be yours.
    The bear-bitches will be yours.
    He thinks the exact same thing.

    He roars his challenge,
    You roar your defiance.

    You both charge.
    RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWR!
    ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!

    Your claws flash in the sunlight as two prime examples of nature's most vicious killing machine clash.

    ***ROARLL FOR COMBAT***
    You must roll an 80+ to beat max.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:04 No.18181751
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>18181747
    HAHA, BEAR COMBAT!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:04 No.18181757
    >>18181736
    He's gotten better about the refresh thing, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:04 No.18181761
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>18181747

    WELP, here comes the train-wreck.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:04 No.18181762
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18181747
    BEARFIGHT
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:04 No.18181763
    >>18181736
    and we counter by derailing with excellent rolls. It's a give and take relationship.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:04 No.18181765
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18181747
    BEAR COMBAAAAT!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:05 No.18181766
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>18181747
    BRING IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:05 No.18181768
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18181747
    Sheeet
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:05 No.18181773
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>18181747
    We gonna lose. Fuck them dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:05 No.18181774
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18181747
    This better lead to bearmode ( with a suitably frilly costume and kumamimi ) becoming a power
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:05 No.18181776
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>18181747
    We can do this! We can best him at his own game, Bear Combat!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:05 No.18181777
    >>18181768
    WE ARE NOW DONE HERE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:05 No.18181779
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    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18181747
    rollan and postan this again
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:05 No.18181780
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18181768
    Well at least someone here can roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:05 No.18181781
    >>18181768
    >96
    YES! WE ARE BESTEST BEAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:06 No.18181784
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>18181757

    When did this happen?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:06 No.18181788
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    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:06 No.18181790
    >>18181768
    We beat the commissar at his own game
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:06 No.18181792
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    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18181761
    >WELP, here comes the train-wreck.

    I think you mean "WELP, let's loose the hurt-train"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)23:07 No.18181796
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18181653
    Phone Home was rebounding with the bike off the castle in to the aliums.

    Bouncy Castle is coating a cup and saucer with Rebounder and trapping some one in them.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:07 No.18181803
    >>18181792
    Nice noko'd 1d1
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:08 No.18181810
    >>18181792
    and the cycle is complete.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:08 No.18181812
    >>18181796

    Just realized: we were supposed to do that to Nanoha's friend.

    By staying behind, we have all but guaranteed their defeat.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:09 No.18181821
    >>18181792
    >noko+1d1

    Wait a second, are you trying to cheat me again
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:09 No.18181827
    >>18181812
    We can catch up.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:10 No.18181834
    >>18181812
    I'm hoping that Mike is able to keep them distracted long enough for us to catch up to our team. Hell if we are lucky he'll do some damage to Vita, if we are beyond lucky we'll only have to deal with Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:10 No.18181839
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>18181812
    I figure when we catch up, our team will have taken out Vita and been wiped, so it is just her and us.

    We can then stand there and stare at her while she sorts out her emotions and then blasts us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:11 No.18181846
    >>18181812
    And that's why I wanted all of us to fight Max, as awesome as this path has gone
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)23:12 No.18181856
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    Your combined primal rage sends shockwaves through the landscape.
    You claw, bite, and tackle each other with neither getting the upper hand.
    Your fighting takes you into the river.
    Salmon scramble as you invade thier aquatic domain.

    ROAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
    you say as water splashes wildly around you
    RAAAAAAAAAAWR!
    he answers as he takes another swipe at you, his fur dripping wet much like your own.

    You dodge the swipe.
    He slips on a particularly slippery rock.
    He's down.

    YOu stand up to full height and prepare to bring down your claws to finish him off.

    "My, my, my... What do we have here." a man in a red suit interrupts you from the riverbank.
    "a couple of flea-ridden bears messing up my favorite fishing spot? Can't have that now, can we?"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:12 No.18181862
    >>18181839
    We are not going to just take a dive.

    But we won't hurt her either
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:12 No.18181865
    >>18181839
    Personally, I'd prefer the "Nanoha blasts us-Time Stop-get in front of her-punch through her Barrier-"I'm sorry, Nanoha-chan" right before she gets teleported out and the combat exercise ends".
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:13 No.18181870
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18181856
    RON BURGUNCLAUS

    WE MEET AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:13 No.18181878
    >>18181856
    FUUUUUUUUU
    ROOOOON BUUUURGUNDYYYYYYYYYYY!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)23:14 No.18181884
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18181856
    >>18181870
    >>18181878
    I don't fuckin' even.

    Is this a HLQ thing?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:14 No.18181886
    >>18181870
    >>18181878
    Who's that?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:14 No.18181890
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>18181862
    We might have enough timestop to dodge until she runs out of energy. Then we can be all apologetic and tea laser.

    Then picnic.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:15 No.18181895
    >>18181865
    I like that idea as well.

    We will have to go do the picnic / dinner idea afterwards that was posted in the earlier threads too
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:16 No.18181903
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18181884
    Ron Burgundy is the sworn enemy of bears. In our bear state, we have confused Santa for him.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)23:16 No.18181905
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18181890
    If everyone else is down, skip the tea laser, go directly to picnic. Force a technical draw.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:16 No.18181906
    >>18181884
    Yeah, you really need to read that to understand it.

    In short, bear leaves make you think you are a bear, you fit like one for a while and then Ron burgundy shows up and bears put aside their differences to fight him
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:16 No.18181917
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18181905
    Oh hell yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:17 No.18181920
    >>18181865
    Her shields might be weaker right after or while she fires a major beam, so wait for her to be about to fire, time stop, dodge, and tea laser her in the back of the head.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:17 No.18181924
    >>18181917
    or maybe not!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:17 No.18181929
    >>18181906
    hahahaha

    where does Bear Leaves originate from?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:18 No.18181930
    >>18181905
    Tripfag has a good idea here.

    In this case a tie means everybody wins.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)23:18 No.18181935
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>18181906
    Well, that's another quest to add to my weekend reading.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:19 No.18181942
    >>18181929
    As far as i know Heretical Love Quest by Papa N, it's all on suptg if you search for it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:19 No.18181943
    >>18181929
    Heretical Love Quest.

    We got the option to eat some leaves during a fight or something once and they turned us into a bear.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:19 No.18181944
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    a billion hours in paint.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)23:19 No.18181950
    >>18181935
    I need to stop rolling when there's nothing to roll for.

    >>18181917
    Welp, there's some legit HUEHUEHUE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:20 No.18181959
    >>18181935
    It's completed now, Papa N said he only wanted a certain length of it so it wouldn't get old
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:21 No.18181970
    >>18181950
    Not during a roll for anything so probably won't count
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)23:22 No.18181981
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    You dont know who that guy is.
    But something about that red suit, and that fucking mustache makes you want to destroy him.
    The other bear quickly gets up on his feet and roars at this new intruder.

    ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
    he says, his anger flaring

    You have no idea why, but yours do so too.
    You bare your fangs and do the same.
    ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

    The two of you charge.

    "No one challenges Ron Burgundy and gets away with it. I WILL MAKE YOU INTO RUGS FOR MY FIREPLACE. AND I WILL FUCK MANY A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON YOUR DEAD FURRY SKINS!"

    The three of you collide in mid-air

    **ROLL FOR RON FIGHTAN**
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:22 No.18181985
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>18181981
    ROOOOOAAAAAAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:23 No.18181987
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>18181981
    All of my bear rage
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:23 No.18181988
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>18181981
    I just hope his News Team doesn't assemble.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:23 No.18181994
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>18181981
    BURGUNDYYYYYY
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:24 No.18182002
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>18181981
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:24 No.18182003
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18181981
    FUCK YES BEAR COMBAT
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:24 No.18182006
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>18181981
    Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:24 No.18182012
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>18181981
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)23:24 No.18182013
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18181981
    This is fucking insane and I love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:25 No.18182020
    rolled 3 = 3

    I have no idea what is going on!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:25 No.18182021
    >>18181981
    This pleases me sexually.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:26 No.18182029
    >>18181981

    punt ron just like the bad man punted his dog.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:26 No.18182030
    >>18181987
    WE ARE GREATEST BEAR EVER
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:28 No.18182051
    please don't let hallucination Ron Burgundy be Nanoha. Please let it be Vita.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)23:31 No.18182079
    >>18181981
    Wait. What's happened to Theodore Rexington? We haven't confused Ted for Ron Burgundy, have we?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:31 No.18182080
    >>18182051

    >Did not even consider this possibility.
    >Am scared.

    Could be Santa.

    "Wait, are those... Dammit Max, those are contraband."
    >Goes to stop him.
    "GRAHH BURGUNDY!"
    >realizes the red suit was a bad idea.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)23:31 No.18182081
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    >>18182013
    >>18181987
    You bite Ron Burgundy as the other bear uses his claws.
    The man punches, kicks and karate chops his way into the fray.

    He manages to send you reeling with a well placed foot to your ursine groin.
    Your bear brother attacks him from behind, aiming for the neck.
    You quickly get up and attack from the side, attempting to bury your fangs into his liver.

    You both connect. He's down.
    You ready yourself to deliver the finishing blow.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:32 No.18182096
    >>18182051
    >Red Suit
    >Hallucination
    Im betting it's gonna end with Hayate Vs Nahona
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:33 No.18182101
    >>18182051
    >>18182079
    >>18182080

    Red suit?

    Brown Hair?

    I'm thinking Kemia.

    You know what I remember from HLQ? BEAR LEAVES ALWAYS END BADLY.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:34 No.18182108
    >>18182081
    ohjesusgodthisisgonnabebad
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:34 No.18182110
    >>18182101
    Name one time we ended up worse off after we used bear leaves.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:34 No.18182111
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>18182101
    Nt always badly. With the worst headache ever but only about 50% badly
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:35 No.18182114
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    >>18182101
    I dont want to cry myself to sleep tonight!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:35 No.18182115
    >>18182101
    Except max said so himself.
    These arent as strong as the original bear leaves.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:35 No.18182116
    And there I go forgetting to drop my dice
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:35 No.18182120
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>18182101
    We never hurt anyone on bear leaves in HLQ. We only made bros and attacked inanimate objects.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:35 No.18182123
    >>18182051
    >>18182079
    >>18182080
    >>18182096
    >>18182101

    We just HAD to go for the Bear Leaves.

    "Oh no, trickery BAD, let's get fucking stoned to the point where we think we're a bear and then maul somebody who we think is Ron Burgundy."

    Fucking A. This Is Why I Drink.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:36 No.18182126
    >>18182101
    Keima could not have dropkicked a bear in the balls.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:36 No.18182128
    >>18182101
    recently he's been using Red, as in Red Brained/Haired, to identify Vita, so that's why I'm praying it's her.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:36 No.18182133
    >>18182123
    Sure is jumping to conclusions in here.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:37 No.18182140
    >>18182123
    Quit bitching this was going awry from post 1
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:38 No.18182149
    >>18182126

    He's feisty.

    Plus slobbering?

    Growling?

    The fact that we only think we're a bear?

    He might very well think we're trying to rape him. Where's the FIRST PLACE you would aim for on a guy acting like that?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:39 No.18182165
    >>18182123
    No you drink because you don't get along with people and have nothing better to do. Don't foist that shit on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:40 No.18182170
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>18182123
    Implying we did not just see through the elaborate illusion and trickery the one who call himself Keima has been weaving all this time. Now we know his TRUE form.

    We have averted a massive catastrophe here, men.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:40 No.18182180
    >>18182133

    Not really disagreeing with the intent of your post but...
    >let's get fucking stoned to the point where we think we're a bear and then maul somebody who we think is Ron Burgundy

    This is literally exactly what just happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:41 No.18182188
    but WHO WAS THIRD BEAR?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:43 No.18182205
    >>18182149

    >He might very well think we're trying to rape him.

    I will probably piss myself laughing if this is the case.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:43 No.18182208
    >>18182188

    Wait, what?

    What third bear?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)23:44 No.18182211
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    "Goddammit woman, can't you see im in the middle of something here?"
    The other bear says as he's about to bring his paw down.
    And then he disappears.
    The river, the salmon, the guy in red. They all disappear.

    You find yourself sitting on a dented and abused mailbox. Unsure of what the fuck happened.
    "Say, good man, Are you quite all right?" Ted asks you a few meters from behind.
    "what happened?" you ask him
    "You roared quite ferociously and the two of you grappled for a bit." he explains as he cleans his monocle. "Then you attacked that poor mailbox like it a couple of drunk rugby players."

    'Kid, I had to get out of the match.' Max says in your head 'Personal stuff... Let's do this again sometime.'

    A few meters away, the gummybear tin sits on the pavement.

    WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:44 No.18182214
    >>18182149
    >He might very well think we're trying to rape him
    I was under the distinct impression that we were trying just this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:45 No.18182220
    >>18182211
    Tin in folio, find team.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:45 No.18182222
    >>18182211
    Awesome, we didn't hurt anyone.

    Catch up to the others. On our T-Rex.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:45 No.18182225
    >>18182211
    Keep the tin for future contingencies, store it, then catch the hell up with the rest of our team. Hopefully everything hasn't gone to shit yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:46 No.18182228
    >>18182211
    Acquire artifact; contact the rest of the team.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:46 No.18182232
    >>18182211
    Grab the tin, prepare for anti-vita combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:46 No.18182237
    >>18182211
    Ideas
    >Give Bear bears to Shirou
    >Give Bear bears to twins
    >Give Bear bears to Jakob
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:46 No.18182239
    >>18182211

    yeh take that shitty letter box.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:46 No.18182240
    >>18182211
    Time for T-rex back lancing now! Reconnect with the rest of the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:46 No.18182241
    >>18182211

    Catch up with the team.

    Then: >>18181311
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)23:47 No.18182242
    >>18182211
    Pocket drugs, ride Ted to glorious battle, check in with Keima on what we missed while we were a bear.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:47 No.18182243
    Stash tin.
    Contact team.
    Regain composure.
    Ride Rex into battle (if there is a battle left to rejoin).
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:47 No.18182248
    >>18182225
    seconded
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:47 No.18182249
    >>18182211
    Scoop up the gummybear tin, put it in our folio. Then make best speed with Theodore to where the rest of our team is located.
    Get a tactical sitrep from Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:47 No.18182252
    >>18182237
    >Get raped to death
    >Get raped to death
    >Might be cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:47 No.18182253
    >>18182237
    >twins
    NOOOO BAD IDEA
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:48 No.18182256
    >>18182241

    This guy, right here.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:48 No.18182260
    >>18182253
    Delicious Bearica
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:49 No.18182266
    >>18182237
    >Give Bear bears to twins
    YES. THEY WILL RAPE US TO DEATH. IT WILL BE A GOOD BAD END.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:49 No.18182268
    >>18182253
    Erica will probably go through our folio and find them eventually. And she sure does love candy.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:50 No.18182280
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    >>18182268
    PANIC.jpg

    Also, pic is what we just did.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:50 No.18182281
    >>18182268
    And then she will take us. Take us hard and without mercy. Anyway, let's mentillate to Keima, see where we're needed now that we've dealt with the situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:51 No.18182284
    Possible head game: Suggest playing a game against Nanoha in order to decide the winner, instead of a fight.

    When she agrees, say we're playing Russian Roulette.

    Use Time-Stop to remove the bullet after giving it a spin, pull trigger against own head, hand her the gun and sip tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:52 No.18182294
    >>18182241
    >>18182256

    These.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:53 No.18182298
    >>18182284
    That's just evil, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:53 No.18182301
    >>18182284
    We don't need any elaborate shit.

    We use timestop and bunnymode to dodge her attacks until she runs out of juice, then we sit down and have some tea and maybe talk out our feelings.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:54 No.18182305
    >>18182284

    Not sure I like the idea of using that against Nanoha, but that would be fucking awesome for future use.

    Holy shit, could you imagine the look on the other guy's face?

    Let's save this idea. Even if we don't use it now, it's too good not to try at some point.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:54 No.18182306
    >>18182301
    With everyone watching maybe we just want to have tea in silence.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:54 No.18182310
    >>18182294
    This is Nanoha, magical laser beatings improve friendships not ruin them. We can timestop befriend/nuke her with our team.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:54 No.18182311
    >>18182284
    He about no.

    That's worse than kissing her
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:55 No.18182318
    >>18182301
    Let's not talk about it on a stage such as this. Try to finish things as quickly and painlessly as possible, and deal with the emotional wreck once attention has been diverted elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:56 No.18182324
    >>18182305
    >>18182284

    The idea IS awesome beyond words, but I don't think Nanoha's a good target for it.

    We totally need to bank this shit for later though.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:56 No.18182325
    Still a fan of forcing a draw or stalemate with Nahona. Dodge her attacks and don't hit back.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:57 No.18182332
    >>18182284
    Good idea, but not against Nanoha.

    Come on, man.

    No, if we're the last of the team left, fight everyone alone until it's just us and Nanoha (or we lose).

    When it's just us and Nanoha, offer a surrender, saying we don't want to fight her and would rather go on a picnic instead.

    Depending on her reaction at that point, either stay and chat, or eliminate ourselves from the game.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:58 No.18182341
    >>18182325
    I'm personally a fan of beating her, and saying "I'm sorry" so softly that only she can hear, before she gets teleported out.

    Then we have a nice dinner with her, after letting the twins know about it.
    The picnic we promised for Sakura, Nanoha, and Madoka.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)23:58 No.18182348
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    YOu quickly scoop up the tin of sweets and put it away.
    Jumping up on Ted's back, you try and contact your team

    **ROLL EM'**
    1-30 no one left
    31-60 few left
    61-80 everyone ok
    81-100 vita is down
    i will be drawing randomly for the average
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:59 No.18182350
    >>18182341
    This is the best idea by far.

    No fucking with her heard no being a prick be classy and be nice to her
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)23:59 No.18182352
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18182348
    Oh shit, incoming TPK!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182357
    >>18182352
    DO NOT ROLL ANYMORE!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182359
    >>18182352
    ZING!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182364
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18182348
    Rollin
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182366
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18182348
    rollan
    HERE COME THE FUCK-UPS
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182367
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    >>18182352
    Quick, nobody else roll
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182368
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18182348
    :V
    >>18182357
    That's just cheating, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182372
    >>18182348
    >>18182352
    >>18182364

    STOP ROLLING!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182374
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>18182348
    Night of the Ninety-Nines scare you, LG?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182375
    >>18182352
    >>18182364
    Alrighty then.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)00:00 No.18182376
    >>18182359
    >>18182357
    >>18182352
    Its average. Ill need more rolls to pick from
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:01 No.18182379
    >>18182366
    >>18182368
    >>18182374

    FFS

    you guys
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:01 No.18182380
    Scary nobody is suggesting after beating her, we induct he as the first member of our reserve harem. The twins are first and second of main forces, any too young will become reserve for a few years.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:01 No.18182384
    >>18182364
    >>18182352
    WTF is up with these dice!?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:01 No.18182386
    >>18182364
    >>18182352
    Hopefully it is mainly these two
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:01 No.18182387
    >>18182348
    going for 1s!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:01 No.18182388
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18182348
    1 on 1 time?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:02 No.18182390
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    rolled 88 = 88

    >>18182376
    ok then!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:02 No.18182392
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>18182348

    Everyone be OK
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)00:02 No.18182393
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>18182374
    He was bound to change it up eventually.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:02 No.18182397
    rolled 76 = 76

    asdf
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:02 No.18182398
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18182380
    Maybe it is because the rest of us aren't creepy fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:03 No.18182404
    >>18182384
    We also has 99's everywhere the other night
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:03 No.18182412
    >>18182376
    Well, if the people had stopped then you would have been forced to take average from one or two rolls

    HUEHUEHUE

    Unfortunately players are not sneaky like that
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:03 No.18182414
    >>18182398
    She may be too young now, but in 3-5 years she'll be in the sweet spot. I plan ahead.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)00:05 No.18182426
    rolled 10, 7, 2, 2, 5 = 26

    picking numbers
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:05 No.18182428
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18182412
    More likely he'd roll for us and possibly apply a penalty for being pussies.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:06 No.18182441
    >>18182426

    Wow, they took down Vita
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:06 No.18182442
    Seems about 60's off the top of my head
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:06 No.18182444
    >>18182426
    >82.8

    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:06 No.18182446
    >>18182426
    High rolls, i have a good feeling.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:07 No.18182466
    So we are gonna get a prize for winning... Wonder what it is
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:08 No.18182468
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    >>18182453

    And now I have an excuse to use this image macro.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:08 No.18182469
    Boss rolls for that.

    However, that puts us in a more perilous position of dealing with Nanoha!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:09 No.18182478
    >>18182469
    Not really she is outnumbered totally and we can support our team. It should be ok
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:11 No.18182502
    >>18182468

    i fucking love you.

    i can't even look at that face anymore.

    Every time I do I hear his voice go 'bitch please'.

    He just looks so.... pleased with himself.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:11 No.18182505
    Right now LG must be tearing his hair out wondering what it takes for us to fail
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)00:12 No.18182511
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    >82.8
    'Keima' you ask him through the mind link 'You there man?'
    'just barely holding on.' he says 'We managed to take out that smaller one. But we need back-up on nanoha.'

    You arrive at the park, Nanoha is in the skies, fending off Erica and Sakura.
    Gai, and Amazoness are on the ground waiting for a chance to strike.
    Keima, Shinku and Jun are hiding somewhere.

    As you think of what to do, you see nanoha get a lucky shot in at Erica.
    She hits one of her striker units.
    She's falling.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:13 No.18182517
    >>18182511
    Catch on our dinosaur, of course. Timestop if we need it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:13 No.18182520
    >>18182511
    Throw a tray under her so Shinku can catch her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:13 No.18182522
    >>18182511
    Throw a teacup towards Erica, catch her in it, followed by a saucer to cover her so she's protected.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:13 No.18182523
    >>18182511
    Save our angel, see if we can avoid using time stop to do it but we have a fair bit stocked up. Once we regroup use anti-Nanoha plan epsilon omega. Timestop, bring in the nukers with us and unleash full force destruction.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:13 No.18182524
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>18182511
    Catch her on a saucer, lower her gently into our arms.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:13 No.18182525
    >>18182511

    Save her.

    Duh.

    Time stop, saucer up, look Nanoha in the eye, and then SHELL GAME.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:13 No.18182526
    >>18182517
    Save the timestop.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:14 No.18182535
    >>18182524
    >Get blasted to fuck

    Good plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:14 No.18182537
    >>18182478
    And then we're put in the position of beating a crying girl.

    Well, maybe she got it together by now, but still.

    It really depends on what's happening with the rest of their team and our team.

    If we significantly outnumber them (i.e. only Nanoha left), then perhaps instead of our team going rapetrain on her, it might be more tactically advantageous to switch to her team. We'd be "betraying" our team, but they would probably care more about having a better fight instead of just winning, especially is nanoha is doing nothing.

    If Nanoha is going apeshit, we could tell her to calm her jimmies... somehow.

    If it's an even fight and nanoha is contributing, we'll help our team, but take no direct action against her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:14 No.18182538
    >>18182453
    I'll keep that in mind.

    I said that I'd make this a multidimensional harem, and that's what I will do.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:15 No.18182545
    >>18182523
    >>18182522
    These.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:15 No.18182547
    >>18182525

    Avoid Time Stop, otherwise exactly this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:15 No.18182548
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    >>18182511

    Such a big trap.

    The moment we catch erica Nanoha goes full befriending mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:15 No.18182553
    >>18182537
    >Switch teams

    Yeah no. We can pull punches but we have to keep working with these people in the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:15 No.18182554
    >>18182511
    Catch our waifu, teleport + saucer.

    Then figure out what to do with Nanoha, preferably timestop tea beam and I'm sorry
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)00:16 No.18182568
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    You run for what you estimate to be where she would land and jump.

    ***ROLL FOR CATCHAN SKILLS***
    Heroic charms gives you a plus +10 to saving the damsel.
    You must beat an 80.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:17 No.18182571
    >>18182511
    HEY MORONS

    If we go out in the open to catch her, we get blasted.

    We gotta teleport or get Shinku or something intelligent that doesn't burn any of our timestop.

    Also we can turn invisible incase anyone forgot.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:17 No.18182574
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>18182568
    We gonna get befriended
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:17 No.18182576
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>18182568
    For our Mistress!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)00:17 No.18182577
    >>18182568
    >goddammit.
    >that's the wrong image.
    >i have no idea what that's doing in my folders.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:17 No.18182578
    Catch Erica, SHELL GAME.

    Come on guys, this is the perfect time.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:17 No.18182579
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>18182568
    I dont

    that image

    what
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:17 No.18182581
    >>18182537
    This isn't just any crying girl, this is the White Devil, this is Demonic Cannon Girl. Her primary method of beginning friendships is with nuclear level explosions. We show no mercy in battle, we can comfort her after, but during a fight we fight with everything we have.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:17 No.18182589
    rolled 71 = 71

    prepare
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:18 No.18182593
    rolled 35 = 35

    Oh shiiiiiiiiit fuck you tg diiiiiiiiiiiiiice
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:18 No.18182595
    Let me try and lay some logic on you.
    At this point, from Nanoha's perspective, it is probably taking on the tune of "who is Hayate going to choose?"
    Just, for fucks sake, try and think about how she is likely to react, not just what makes the most sense to you.
    She's 12
    >LG "Old enough to feel very strongly about things"
    She's got a serious crush on us, but thinks we're always going to reject her for the Hartmanns.

    Do what is going to upset her the least.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:18 No.18182596
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    >>18182511
    I'm the guy that came up with Operation Bouncy Castle, and I'm sad that Vita's down already.

    Though if the Rebounder works on magic, we can try pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:18 No.18182597
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>18182577
    Whatever you say pal.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:18 No.18182599
    >>18182511
    Fucking tell them to back off.
    Were going one on one.
    She's sad because of us, and if we can help her by letting her kick the shit out of us, then that's what we do.

    That or offer to fight along side her, to even this shit out some. Maybe give Keima the watch for the fight if we do.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:18 No.18182600
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>18182568
    /tg/ dice are a fickle mistress.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:18 No.18182604
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    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18182568
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:19 No.18182606
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>18182568
    We must save our angel!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:19 No.18182607
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18182568
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:19 No.18182610
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18182568
    But what about timestoooooop.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:19 No.18182615
    >>18182604
    >>18182606
    >>18182607
    /tg/ dice - FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:20 No.18182616
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>18182568

    ROLLIN
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:20 No.18182617
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18182568
    I'm alright with these low rolls.

    Our whole team being here is just gonna get in the way of our smooth butler conflict resolution skillz
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:20 No.18182618
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18182568
    Hopefully the 80 is without the +10 bonus.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:20 No.18182623
    rolled 46 = 46

    FUCKING /tg/ DICE
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:20 No.18182624
    rolled 16 = 16

    >Why not everyone else is failing anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:21 No.18182626
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18182568
    Oh well. Can't win 'em all.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:21 No.18182629
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    rolled 5 = 5

    It worked last night... Imp-Slap roll
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:21 No.18182630
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    Haha, yeah, guys, no.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:21 No.18182637
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>18182568
    The dice are going to fuck us. I know this. They want us to faceplant and embarass us in front of everyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:21 No.18182641
    rolled 26 = 26

    STOP TIME.

    Clearly, we're not going to be able to do shit about FUCK otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:22 No.18182645
    Holy shit dice hate us today.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:22 No.18182646
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    rolled 67 = 67

    By the Emperor

    These fucking dice
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:22 No.18182650
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>18182629
    >NOPE.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:22 No.18182651
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>18182641
    No dude. We still outnumber her 6 to 1.

    Save it.

    Oh lawdy we failed one check, it is really about time.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:22 No.18182652
    >>18182645
    Untrue, just in this instance.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)00:22 No.18182653
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    >>18182589
    You catch her in your arms.
    "Noooooooo!" You hear Nanoha yell.

    She throws a massive beam at you and Erica.
    Gai jumps up to push you out of the way.
    The beam hits Gai and Erica, you get grazed on your left arm.

    Gai and Erica are out.

    WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:23 No.18182658
    rolled 23 = 23

    I can only assume we're getting hit with the results of getting six or seven 99s last night.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:23 No.18182664
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18182653
    We really should have failed that. We rolled like twenty times and passed all of twice.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:23 No.18182665
    >>18182650

    No fucking way he's going to catch that one.

    He's long since started typing.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:23 No.18182668
    >>18182650
    Comeon LG refresh... refresh....
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:24 No.18182672
    >>18182653
    Pause time, end her. Do it quick, clean, and efficiently. Ideally, take her out completely before time stop even ends, so it seems as if she instantly ports out. We CANNOT sit around facilitating her having a tantrum.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:24 No.18182674
    >>18182653
    Go invisible and get the rest of the team out and on the attack.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182684
    >>18182653

    Look disbelievingly at where Erica was, then at Nanoha, then back again.

    Then SHELL GAME.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182685
    >>18182672
    Better she have it here than in reality where she can actually hurt people and break things.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182686
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    >>18182653

    And here we go

    "Keima, what do?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182691
    >>18182653
    Say "Sorry Erica." since she'll be watching on the monitor, then dive out of the way into concealment to avoid her next blast, keep moving.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182693
    >>18182653
    Butts. Drop a Rebounder teacup on her to drag her down to ground level.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182695
    >>18182653
    Don't bunch up with the others. That'll just give Nanoha one big target.

    Ask Keima, "Got a plan?"
    We should still try to use teamwork here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182696
    >>18182664
    We pretty much did... Instead of losing just one team mate, we lost two...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182697
    >>18182653
    Prep for time stop laser beaming, when next she is about to or does fire a laser, stop time, grab sakura and whoever else has some nukey firepower and spend the next 80 seconds blowing a tea laser and whatever else the others have straight into her back.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182699
    Can we pretend we got hit by the beam as well, and go invisible, or was it obvious the beam hit us?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182701
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>18182653
    >>18182595
    Did I not fucking warn you guys a DOZEN times!


    Offer ourselves up as sacrificial lamb, hope the remaining team members can take her out while she's focused on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:25 No.18182702
    >>18182653
    Now that Erica's out we can either torture her or offer her a one on one fight.

    I'm just glad we didn't do anything stupid, like offer a punishment game.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:26 No.18182704
    >>18182653

    SHELL GAME.

    IT IS TIME.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:26 No.18182711
    >>18182653
    Go invisible and support the team as best we can.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:27 No.18182715
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18182653
    Time stop move Erica out of the way jump to Nanoha say I'm sorry and blast her.

    Or go Allahu Ackbar and cause her to blast herself as well
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:27 No.18182719
    >>18182672
    This. We have Sakura nearby? If so, two person nukestraveganza. Pull Amazoness in for good measure.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:27 No.18182721
    >>18182695
    >>18182686
    Our votes usually get cast as Keima's plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:28 No.18182727
    time stop tea laser.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:28 No.18182730
    rolled 82 = 82

    rolling for divine intervention.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:29 No.18182736
    >>18182684
    >>18182704

    THESE.

    SHELL GAME.

    Come on, we gotta use it once.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:30 No.18182746
    >>18182736
    Sure, SHELL GAME seems like as good a plan as any.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:30 No.18182751
    >>18182702
    I support the one on one fight, that way - even if we lose - we can at least try to make it up to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:30 No.18182754
    rolled 32 = 32

    all of these terrible ideas.
    Nanoha is going to hate us forever.

    Again, for the 20th time.

    Draw fire, move away from the group.
    Let everyone else try and take her out while she's focused on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:31 No.18182763
    >>18182754
    No that is stupid.

    The idea is to be the last man standing.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:31 No.18182767
    >>18182754
    >>18182754
    This

    Also, nobody has suggested bunny mode.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)00:32 No.18182777
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    You quickly activate your invisibility.
    'KEIMA! What now?!'
    'Sakura, try and keep her occupied. I'll try and set something up with Amazoness'

    'Hayate, Retrieve Amazoness and meet us behind the marketplace.'

    YOu grab Amazoness and pull her into your invisibility. The two of you run towards Keima.

    "Axel Shooter!!" Nanoha says
    "FIERY!!" Sakura screams in return

    **ROLL FOR SAKURA'S SPELL**
    you must beat a 90+ . Only accepting first 5 rolls.
    [angry nanoha, makes her harder to beat.]
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:32 No.18182778
    >>18182763
    Pretty sure general consensus is to avoid hurting Nanoha's feelings too badly, even if we do get a loss.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:33 No.18182782
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>18182777
    Come on Sakura you can do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:33 No.18182785
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18182777

    rollin
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:33 No.18182787
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>18182777
    Shit we gonna get befriendedddddd
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:33 No.18182788
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>18182777
    Looks like we're going to get that one-on-one fight anyway as Nanoha takes out our team one by one so she can have us last.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:34 No.18182790
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18182777
    Damn dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:34 No.18182796
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>18182777
    Damnit we can't beat that...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:34 No.18182797
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>18182777
    We're fucked.
    >> Caster 03/03/12(Sat)00:34 No.18182799
    rolled 14 = 14

    Inb4 Sakura's defeat
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:34 No.18182800
    rolled 57 = 57

    here we go
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:34 No.18182801
    rolled 2 = 2

    Fuck we need timestop badly
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:34 No.18182802
    >>18182790
    I have no face and I must scream
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)00:35 No.18182806
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>18182777
    Well, I'm probably too late.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:35 No.18182807
    >>18182790
    BOHOHOHOHOHO.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:35 No.18182808
    >>18182790

    Damn. No fun if Nanoha gets beat here
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:35 No.18182812
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    >>18182790
    >>18182790
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:36 No.18182822
    >>18182812
    I am very aware of /tg/'s dice inherent sense of irony and how they seem to roll better when you insult them, or mention how fucked you are.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)00:37 No.18182825
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>18182808
    More likely, I think, that it's a matter of Sakura surviving the exchange.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:37 No.18182830
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>18182778
    it was the consensus for the past three threads, was I say, until now apparently. Now we want to go full force ass-kicking mode on an a very upset 12 year old.

    May the dice fail everyone who hasn't been paying attention.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:37 No.18182833
    >>18182790
    Hahahaha
    Oh god we cannot lose tonight, right on the buzzer
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:38 No.18182839
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>18182833
    You fool.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:39 No.18182851
    >>18182839
    What? That was dice 5, losing to Nanoha would not magically make her all happy, we can fix things up with her after this
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:39 No.18182855
    >>18182825
    where the hell have you been man, idiots have been running wild here, they going to make hayate break Nanoha's heart!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)00:40 No.18182861
    >>18182790
    Blasts of wind intercepts the multiple beams that Nanoha shot out.
    Each and everyone stopped from hitting their target.

    'SAKURA! BACK OFF NOW!'

    She backs off to give Nanoha some room.

    You arrive at Keima's position, He's in goddess mode with Jun keeping a thread barrier around them.

    'We can try and do two things.' Keima tells you.
    'We either use that dynamic entry move we used against the paper users, or your shell game.'

    'What do you think will work best?'
    [ ]dynamic entry tray toss
    [ ]shell game
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:40 No.18182862
    >>18182830
    When I said last man standing I mean, she takes out our team and we get some quality time to dodge lasers and shit.

    Doesn't really matter who wins after that, we can resolve things at a picnic later if we have to.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:41 No.18182876
    >>18182861
    Shell game.

    Just want to use it, and she probably saw the tray move.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:41 No.18182883
    >>18182861
    Shell Game, dynamic entry is best with Gai and she probably knows about dynamic entry and might have ways to deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:41 No.18182885
    >>18182830
    Meh, I say we play the hand delt us. That means going asskicking mode. We can talk out our problems in a more private manner. Doing so in front of everyone seems rather improper.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:41 No.18182886
    >>18182861
    Shell game
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:41 No.18182887
    >>18182862
    If that happens, we need to try to talk to her while dodging. Just for the character irony.

    >>18182861
    [x]Shell Game
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:42 No.18182891
    >>18182861
    [x] Shell
    She'll just shoot the tray.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:42 No.18182893
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18182861
    >[x] DIPLOMACY
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:42 No.18182899
    >>18182862
    yeah she's really going to want to have a heart-to-heart with hayate while both classes, probably all her friends, the teachers, and the girl she considers one of her rivals, is watching.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:42 No.18182901
    I say both, have a shell that's just got a tray in it, she blows it up nothing there, then BAM.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:43 No.18182909
    >>18182861
    Shell Game.

    Dynamic Entry works best with the Gai-Shinku duo, and Nanoha likely already saw us use it before. Also, I have the feeling that she could simply blast all of our trays away.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:43 No.18182914
    >>18182885
    Very big this.

    It is worse for her to have this all out in front of the trainers, the students etc.

    We will see her afterwards and offer her dinner so we can sort this all out NOT in front of all these people
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:44 No.18182928
    >>18182899
    Probably not, but she can at least get her anger out by blasting at us for a few minutes.

    We can talk privately afterwards, just need to get her to burn off her murderous rage.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:45 No.18182931
    >>18182885
    Agreed. We should talk with Nanoha, but in private, not where everyone can see her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:46 No.18182946
    We cant shell game guys.
    Unless we use ourselves as bait.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:47 No.18182962
    >>18182946

    Everyone's going to be hiding in them.

    ALL OF US.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:47 No.18182964
    >>18182946
    Uh, yeah? And timespot means we're safe.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:48 No.18182972
    >>18182962
    Sounds like a good way to lose quickly.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:50 No.18182995
    >>18182972

    Put everyone inside of shells, get trays in all of them.

    Between the fact that we can STOP TIME and the fact that there's going to be 1-3 REAL targets and a shitload of empties that we can teleport between....

    You're just fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:51 No.18183009
    >>18182962
    Sounds like a great way to lose.
    Shell game is good for moving weaker people out of theay but we need to use our team if we are to win this
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:52 No.18183021
    Combine them: Shell game, put mirrors in all of them.

    Teleport randomly between them and/or chill in the mirrors until we decide to take a shot at her or something.

    Totally safe.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:52 No.18183024
    >>18182995
    No idiot.

    The idea is that there are NO real targets.

    You would make the worst gypsy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:53 No.18183029
    >>18183021
    Until she cracks the teacups and blasts our mirrors trapping us
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:53 No.18183037
    So shell game, blow her out of the sky mercilessly, then apologize in private....

    the middle portion makes me feel non-butler-like.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)00:55 No.18183045
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    >shellgame

    "Let's try the shell game." you tell him.
    "Okay, You act as bait, and Shinku will switch you out for Amazoness."
    "Sakura, charge up your most powerful attack, just in case."
    You run out in to the street.
    In full view of Nanoha.
    She aims at you.
    You throw three cups in the air and cover yourself under one of them.
    Her shot harmlessly dissipates on it.
    'Shinku now! Switch them.'
    Shinku appears in the reflective surface of the cup with Amazoness.
    She drops her inside and takes you into the mirrors.

    You reemerge with her on a balcony of the municipal building over looking the park.
    'Sakura, prepare to fire.'
    You and your team wait for Nanoha to approach the cups.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:55 No.18183049
    >>18183037
    Don't worry, it won't be nearly that simple or easy.

    Odds are she'll end up taking us out.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:55 No.18183052
    >>18182972

    Clearly you have no idea how it works.

    The idea is to give someone really powerful a lot of useless targets.

    Nanoha can oneshot us.

    She can't magically know where we are at all times.

    Misdirection is literally THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY TO WORK AGAINST HER.

    Since there's going to be like a hundred shells, that we can put mirrors in, she only has like one shot in a hundred of hitting somebody.

    And if we just chill in mirror-land, she literally cannot touch us. We can just stop time, step-out, blast her, and go back into our fucking magic hidey hole.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:55 No.18183053
    >>18183037
    we perform our duties. does that help?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:56 No.18183062
    >>18183052
    The mirrors don't work that way and we can't maintain that many cups.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:57 No.18183072
    >>18183045

    >Can use the inner surface of the cup as a mirror.

    Holy shit, I don't think anybody here fully appreciates the loaded gun you just gave us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:57 No.18183073
    >>18183049
    Well lets try for an honorable loss... or in extreme unlikelihood, an honorable victory.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:59 No.18183082
    >>18183072
    We could already put mirror trays under them.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:59 No.18183085
    >>18183045
    Be prepared to time stop if she lasers in our direction. We have 80 seconds, all free to burn for this one purpose.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)00:59 No.18183086
    >>18183037
    your awareness of the dynamics at play here is breathtaking.

    inb4 hurr butler's just an aesthetic we like
    its not just how we dress and the color of our majaik. We're a fucking gentleman, and we are at the service of anyone who wants our attention.
    Yes we get interdimensional poontang. yes we are trying to build a harem.
    but that does not mean we stop acting like a gentleman when a young woman is distraught over her own self worth and feeling for us.

    for the options we have before us now, i vote
    [x] shell game
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:00 No.18183097
    >>18183082

    But now we can just use the cups themselves.

    We're currently holding onto something that's the bastard-child of a shell-game and whack-a-mole.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:03 No.18183118
    >>18183097
    The problem is the level of coordination and resources it ties up.

    As fun as having Shinku bounce us or someone around and occasionally popping out to attack would be, we'd still probably be better off in most situations with just pouring all of our energy into knives and lasers.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:04 No.18183128
    Guys, we're not in any REAL danger of losing here.

    We could just take either Sakura or Amazoness with us into a time-stop and kick the shit out of Nanoha while she can't do anything about it.

    The only reason we aren't is because we're trying to be chivalrous.

    Not saying this is bad or wrong, but we are defiantly fighting with a handicap here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:05 No.18183148
    >>18183118

    Apart from situations where a direct confrontation is hopeless, and our cunning misdirection is the only hope of victory.

    A situation exactly like this one in fact.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:05 No.18183149
    >>18183128
    It is training after all.

    We get to try new and interesting things in a relatively low risk environment.

    Until she pulls out one of her 'lol what city?' attacks.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:06 No.18183153
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>18183128
    It's okay if we lose, man. No worries.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:08 No.18183173
    >>18183128

    This is an excellent point.

    We could easily time stop+bunny mode+KNIVES and end this right now.

    We're just not.

    Wait, why the hell aren't we doing this?

    This is the last match, and we're simply not going to use our best ace in the hole?

    Not hit her ourselves, fine. But we've got multiple people willing and able to hit for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:09 No.18183185
    >>18183173
    Because we want her to let of SOME of her frustration/anger/sadness/HUNGERRRR before we talk to her about stuff and things.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:10 No.18183197
    >>18183128

    You know, this is a good point.

    We could just grab a team-mate and end this here and now.

    It's not like we need to save all of those powers we haven't been using for anything AFTER this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)01:11 No.18183204
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    The plans seems to be coming together.
    That is until she yells
    "DIVINE BUUUUSTER!"
    She blasts the ground, the cups and Amazoness.

    'SHIT!' keima says 'SHE DIDNT GO FOR IT! SAKURA, FIRE!'

    Sakura releases the fire spell she was charging.
    But Nanoha swings her beam just in time to intercept it.

    ***ROLL FOR SAKURA'S ATTACK***
    YOu must beat an 80.
    only accepting the first 5 rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:12 No.18183211
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>18183204
    Well duh, she's 12, not retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:12 No.18183212
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>18183204
    Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:12 No.18183213
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>18183204
    *generic anime beamspam battle music*
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:12 No.18183214
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18183204
    Things are getting hairy, I suggest timestop beat down really soonish.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:13 No.18183218
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18183204
    Well can't hurt till you fail miserably. Like I just did.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:13 No.18183220
    >>18183128
    >>18183149
    >>18183173
    >>18183185
    >>18183197

    I think it's safe to say that this is the go-to plan if we're going to lose.

    Also, does anyone else think that we need to abuse the truly absurd properties of this fucking gym for the next party we host?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:13 No.18183228
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>18183204
    Fucking dice, you're going to screw us aren't you? What do you want, for Hayate to put on a dress and lipstick?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:14 No.18183235
    And there goes Amazoness
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:14 No.18183239
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>18183212
    No, just Sakura at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:14 No.18183240
    >>18183212
    >>18183213
    >>18183214
    >>18183218
    I remember in DBZ where Krillin was fighting Freeza. It was totally like this is going to be.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:15 No.18183244
    welp it's time stop tea laser route
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:15 No.18183252
    >>18183204
    >>18183220

    Welp, looks like it's time to stop time get this over with.

    Make Shinku do the deed though.

    >Also, does anyone else think that we need to abuse the truly absurd properties of this fucking gym for the next party we host?

    I do now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:15 No.18183253
    rolled 89 = 89

    This is probably going to be a ridiculously horrible roll oh god
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:16 No.18183257
    We really need start using the timestop
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:16 No.18183260
    >>18183220
    Yep. I think we can spawn anything here. Even additional copies of us. Personalized butlers for everyone. That can't possible end poorly.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:16 No.18183265
    >>18183244
    We still need Keima to be knocked out of the match first.

    That way it's last man standing time, and we can give her a quiet "I'm sorry Nanoha" as we take her out.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:16 No.18183267
    >>18183253
    Holy shit. The secret to success IS self depreciation.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:17 No.18183271
    What's happened to Theodore Rexington?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:17 No.18183275
    >>18183204
    >>18183220
    >>18183252
    >>18183257

    New plan: Grab Shinku, Time Stop, take out Nanoha.

    We'll hug it out later.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:18 No.18183276
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>18183265
    For tea, right?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)01:18 No.18183278
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    Majaik against majaik, two unbelievably strong forces oppose each other.

    You watch as Nanoha overpowers Sakura.
    Her beam hits.
    'SHIT!' Keima says over the link.
    And Sakura is out.

    Now, all that's left is you, Keima, Shinku and Jun.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:19 No.18183295
    Victory in a classroom exercise in which we've already more than demonstrated our awesomeness vs. the emotional stability of a hyper-powerful 12 year old who's going to feel really damn hurt if we sucker punch her.

    Glad we've got our thinking caps on, and our priorities straight.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:19 No.18183297
    >>18183278
    past time for pulling out ALL our tricks. if this is training, we should be training like we plan on fighting in the future. timestop circle stomp
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:20 No.18183301
    >>18183278
    Time-stop curb-stomp. Make it so fast, she doesn't even realize what booted her from the session.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:20 No.18183303
    >>18183220
    >>18183252

    >Also, does anyone else think that we need to abuse the truly absurd properties of this fucking gym for the next party we host?

    "Hey kid, you did good out there. Made me proud."
    "Thanks Mike. Think I can borrow this Gym?
    "....Why?"
    "I had the most bitching idea for a party...."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:20 No.18183306
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18183278

    "Shinku, protect Keima and Jun. Get them both away from here.

    This fight's mine."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:20 No.18183312
    >>18183278
    Two Plans:
    1.) The one that I dislike but we need to do.
    Timestop.
    Grab Shinku.
    Begin teleportation.
    Fire many tea lazers,.
    Throw many knives.
    Essentially an impossible to dodge scenario.

    2.) Demand single combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:21 No.18183316
    >>18183278

    Time-Stop.

    Have Shinku end this right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:21 No.18183325
    >>18183278
    I think this is the appropriate music:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsSjvKOdL8M
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:22 No.18183328
    >>18183312
    >>18183306

    >Single Combat.

    You're funny.

    Also dumb.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:22 No.18183334
    >>18183297
    >>18183301
    >>18183275
    >>18183257
    this is going to backfire horribly if you go through with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:23 No.18183348
    Guys. If we beat her in single combat, wouldn't that really impress the spectators? I mean, we'd probably get a promotion or something from the act alone.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:23 No.18183349
    >>18183312
    Plan A + Bunnymode.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:24 No.18183353
    we on top of page 9 now, btw
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:24 No.18183359
    >>18183334
    And why should it?

    It is our ace in the hole for a reason very few people can fuck with time to that extent and holy shit we are one of them

    We are like Sakuya combined with Goku we can stop time throw knives and giant energy beams
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:24 No.18183360
    rolled 59 = 59

    Where's Theodore Rexington.


    Anyway, use bunny-mode, time stop, invisibility, teleport skills. No need to hold out now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:24 No.18183361
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>18183334
    More than likely.

    Also it is kind of a dick move. Just pull our bullshit 'I win' button out of our pocket because we can't win in a real fight even with six to one odds.

    I say we get the whole team, go bunnymode, teleport up in her grill, and fight like a man, in a skirt.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:24 No.18183362
    >>18183295

    There is literally NOTHING we can do that doesn't end in her neutering us otherwise.

    What we need to do is talk to her afterwards, since nothing productive can happen here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:24 No.18183363
    >>18183328

    Keima's not much use in combat and Shinku will be needed if there are any other random hostiles around.

    By pitting ourselves against Nanoha, she's more likely to go all out, exhausting herself/knock herself out.

    This means, even if we lose, Shinku might have a chance against exhausted nanoha and if we both get knocked out, we win by default as we have members remaining.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:25 No.18183371
    >>18183348
    Yes. And we are not using time magic to beat her, we are using our own ridiculous strength.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:26 No.18183376
    >>18183278
    Timestop curb stomp, we can't insult her by refusing to fight at our best. Is it going to magically fix her problems if we let her win, no it won't, winning won't fix them either but letting her win rather than actually trying just seems insulting to our own honor, her and the people who taught us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:26 No.18183378
    Skip the watch.

    At least make it a real fight. We don't need to win badly enough to cheat.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:26 No.18183383
    >>18183295
    >>18183334
    So what are you suggesting? That we let Nanoha beat us, then hunt down the rest of our team?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:26 No.18183384
    >>18183361
    Why are we pushing so much for a fair fight?

    I know we are butlery and all but fights are fights not time for being proper, look where it got the British and the Japanese who fought properly?

    We time stop we pull everything out and we win
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:26 No.18183386
    >>18183376
    We can still put up a fight without timestop. We have teleports and backup.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:27 No.18183388
    >>18183378
    The watch isn't cheating any more than anyone using any item in here is cheating. It's part of our abilities; it would be irresponsible NOT to use it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:27 No.18183392
    >>18183384
    Because this is training, she is a little girl, and we are a nice guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:27 No.18183395
    >>18183384
    Mostly because this isn't a real fight, it's a teamwork training exercise.
    We're being evaluated on teamwork as well as whether we win.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:27 No.18183396
    >>18183363
    This. Plus: Our opponent is an emotionally unstable little girl, whose heart WE broke. We must fight her alone.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:28 No.18183401
    >>18183388
    We took it from Jakob. We really did fuck all to earn it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:28 No.18183402
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18183383
    We don't let her beat us, no. We just go on the evasive to wear her out, so we can do this peacefully, gentlemanly. We don't have to attain victory through violence. In this situation, perhaps it would be best not to.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:28 No.18183404
    Our choices at this point are

    >Time Stop.

    Or:

    >Lose.

    At this point, there is no good end, only damage control.

    And how do you guys think Nanoha's going to feel if she finds out that we had a magical 'I win' button the whole time and never pressed it?

    She's going to think we LET her win.

    That's going to be at least as hard on her ego as beating her via time-stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:28 No.18183405
    [x] Skip the watch

    >>18183384

    Because the goal isn't winning. It's about looking after and comforting the sad girl infront of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:28 No.18183406
    >>18183388
    Thank you someone else with a brain.

    This is meant to gauge our abilities, this isn't a friendly duel this isn't let the girl win.

    So timestop Jun's threads to restrain her then biggest booms we can manage
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)01:28 No.18183407
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    31 KB
    "Shinku, get back to Keima and Jun. Protect them."
    you tell her, "this fight is mine."

    You run at Nanoha.
    She sees you and charges another spell.
    "WHYYYYYYYYY!" she yells out at you, as the beam comes for you.

    You stop time.


    ----------------------------------------
    Give me a roll
    i wont say what for.
    averaging the first 3
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183410
    >genre savvy time
    The only way to properly resolve this is pitting our tea laser vs her divine buster. Our feelings WILL reach her. WE will be the one befriending this day.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183414
    >>18183278
    You'd better refresh homes. Consensus is turning against the timestop.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183416
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>18183407
    WELP
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183419
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>18183407
    Uh oh. What are you planning, LG?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183420
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>18183407
    Rolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183421
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>18183407
    Goddam. Fucking watch.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183423
    we need consensus on if ONE we're out to win, or TWO out to keep walking miss weapon of galactic destruction stable or THREE if we're going to try and get her to understand she can't throw a fit to get her way in emotional issues

    i vote number 3
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183424
    >>18183407

    well thats that then.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183425
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18183407
    Here we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:29 No.18183427
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>18183407
    Because I would do the same for anyone, especially you
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:30 No.18183428
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18183407

    "Nanoha-chaaaan!"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:30 No.18183430
    >>18183414
    I would not agree with that statement. There was no consensus at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:30 No.18183434
    >>18183416
    >>18183419
    >>18183420

    >38

    Good.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:30 No.18183435
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18183407

    >Time-stop, no choice or idea as to what happens next.

    There's absolutely no way this ends well.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:31 No.18183441
    >>18183383
    >>18183384
    >>18183388
    The watch is an instant win button, it is cheating.
    I personally am pushing for a fair fight because that is the character we have developed.
    We are tough, but we are kind hearted. It goes against everything we stand for to use godlike powers against a child. Even if she has some godlike powers.
    We can beat her on our own.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:31 No.18183442
    >>18183407
    Why did we get 2 80s immediately after the first 3. Fucking /tg/ dice, they taunt us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:31 No.18183449
    Fine. I've type-shouted and argued until I'm actually mad about this. I'm leaving.
    Timestop, blast her into orbit, whatever it takes to win this, go ahead guys.
    I'll check back in a couple of days, see how it all turned out. My guess is, if we do beat her now, Nanoha is going to be forever upset with us, and Erica and Ursula won't be too happy about how we handled this either.

    LG, you're awesome and this quest is great, but tonight the players are being full retards and not awesome MSQ players. Have a good weekend.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:32 No.18183455
    >>18183430
    There appears to be only have been one or two people arguing for using the watch. I was at first but changed my mind because it really is a lame way to win.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:32 No.18183457
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>18183442
    we do not even know if we need high, low or middle
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:33 No.18183469
    >>18183404

    >That's going to be at least as hard on her ego as beating her via time-stop.

    I'd like to think that LG isn't that big of a dick, but that's a horrofyingly good point.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:33 No.18183470
    >>18183407
    "Because I'm a hopeless idiot!"
    [x] CRAZY IVAN
    im assuming three rolls are already done.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)01:34 No.18183475
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    12 KB
    >>18183416
    >>18183419
    >>18183420
    >[x]NanoHAX
    >[ ]HayaTOLD

    You run towards her with time frozen.
    Then you hear it.
    "...HYYYYYYYY!"
    Time abruptly moves again.

    You manage to duck the beam just in time.
    "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?!"
    "Why WONT YOU LOOK AT ME?!"
    She fires at you repeatedly.
    You just mange to avoid the shots, your injured arm slowing you down a bit.
    "WHY?!!"

    >uhoh she haxxed your timestop. wat do oh masterbutlers?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:35 No.18183483
    >>18183449

    >WAAAHH EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME BUT IMMA RUN OUT WHINING LIKE A BITCH.

    Good fucking riddance.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:35 No.18183488
    >>18183475
    Use our teleports and apologize. The young lady is making a scene and we have to calm her down as a butler should.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:35 No.18183489
    >>18183441
    We are gentlemanly and classy but we are not outright for a fair fight.

    We are In a fight to protect our friends and win, if that means we have to use tactics you don't like because they are too "cheap" for the character you think we are then maybe this isn't the what you thought it was.

    We show our enemies respect, we show our enemies mercy we do not decide to just let ourselves lose because you don't want to hurt a little girls feelings

    If we lose this we won't be able to fix things any better than if we win if we win then we might be able to calm her down long enough to actually talk to her
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:36 No.18183496
    >>18183475


    limit break! nuke this place with tea!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:36 No.18183502
    >>18183475
    Teleport around [we still have 5 left right?]

    Explain ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:36 No.18183503
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>18183488
    We can teleport to her, right?
    Since she is a friend and an ally?

    Yeah, lets telport to her and hug her. Just hug. Let her cry it all out or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:36 No.18183504
    >>18183475
    >haxxed your timestop
    There is a god.
    Bunny mode + tea lazer + sentimental BS.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:37 No.18183511
    >>18183475
    "Because I'm a stupid, dense idiot in a strange new world with talking gorillas and giant lasers and I RODE A DINOSAUR and I think you're maybe a bit young for me but if you want to date I'll talk with the twins about it and maybe we can work something out!"
    And maybe, y'know, dodge some more lasers.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:37 No.18183513
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18183475

    better idea teleport behind her and give her a hug.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:37 No.18183517
    >>18183475
    Who do you think I'm looking at now? who do you think I saved my strongest skills for?

    It's you, I respect you, I like you, but you won't even talk with me without running away.

    How are w supposed to ever break through all this confusion if you won't even talk to me?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:37 No.18183518
    TELEPORT.
    KISS HER.

    FUCK THE POLICE
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:37 No.18183519
    >>18183475
    Bunnymodo teleport dodgan
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:37 No.18183520
    >>18183475
    Dodge and bunny mode

    Because I was stupid Nanoha, I was too short sighted to realize what was in front of me. I'm sorry for hurting you I never wanted to do that.

    Prepare for befriending beam duel and push our tea laser with the power of love
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:37 No.18183521
    >>18183475
    Teleport in close, palm strike her staff out of her hands.
    "I never said I didn't like you, Nanoha. I never said that at all."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:37 No.18183523
    >>18183475
    I'm still for beam vs beam. We have the emotional advantage. The trump is using our charm to defeat her mentally while the beams clash.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:37 No.18183527
    >>18183475

    "What the HELL are you talking about?!? I have done nothing but be nice to you, and try to be a good friend to everyone! You're the one who keeps bloody running away EVERY TIME the topic gets brought up!"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:38 No.18183538
    >>18183511
    This ain't bad.

    Also considering we are in timestop, maybe the observers can't see or hear us right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:38 No.18183541
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>18183489

    You forget one thing, shes our friend too
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:38 No.18183542
    >>18183518
    >>18183513
    >>18183511
    >>18183503
    >>18183502
    >>18183502
    >>18183489
    >>18183488
    All of the above.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:39 No.18183545
    >>18183475
    "My dear, you are a lovely young woman. However, this is neither the time or place for this conversation. Once this is over, please allow me to explain myself."

    Not too much revealed, protects our privacy and hers.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:40 No.18183555
    >>18183545
    We might be cool in the timestop for the next 75 seconds or so.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:40 No.18183557
    >>18183475
    Is she still moving slower than usual, if so see if we can pour more and more time stop on, condensing the 80 seconds into 20-30 seconds or even less if we have to. Burn through that as much as neccesary.

    Also given how hard she hits it's honestly just silly to try to block, go bunnymode as well, when we tea laser her it has to be close, we have to pour everything into it, and we will not win a battle where we shoot beams right at each other so we need to hit her from the side or back or something.

    Nanoha I do look at you, and talk to you, but that is rather hard when you run whenever you see my face. Do you think I stop time itself for just any person, that I pull out all of the stops on nothing more than a whim. Did you for one second think that if you called my name I wouldn't be at your side before you could blink.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:40 No.18183568
    >>18183517
    >>18183527

    These.

    We've actually TRIED to talk to her, but she fucking panics and runs away every time we get near the topic.

    The problem isn't us, it's her. She needs to realize that before her head explodes from the angst.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:41 No.18183571
    >>18183503
    >>18183513
    I don't think right now, in front of everyone watching, is the right time to do that. After, in private, but we're not here to turn this into a public spectacle.


    >>18183518
    Goddammit no!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:41 No.18183575
    peace and love!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:41 No.18183582
    >>18183545
    >"My dear, you are a lovely young woman. May I explain myself privately after the training session? Perhaps over dinner?"

    gotta put it in a way that EMOTIONAL FEMALE won't... o undivine bovine, we're boned
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:42 No.18183592
    >>18183571
    We are currently in a nice private spacetime bubble.

    Maybe
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:42 No.18183596
    wait shes using lazers can our tea tray reflect that?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:43 No.18183601
    >>18183517
    >>18183521
    We do this + hug assuming that timestop applies to everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:43 No.18183604
    >>18183582
    >>18183571
    >>18183568

    THESE!

    This is not the time or the place, we need to calm her down enough to realize that, and end this fight.

    Also, shouldn't we be just a little bit pissed with Mike/Max for setting this shit up to begin with?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:44 No.18183610
    >>18183596
    Unlikely. She blasted our purpose made defensive teacups just fine.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:44 No.18183612
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18183592
    >>18183555
    Time Stop got NanoHAXed, so time ain't stopped.

    >>18183475
    >Time abruptly moves again.

    >>18183511
    >>18183520
    I like these. Without a tea laser.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:44 No.18183613
    >>18183592
    I don't know...the gym, and this entire simulated stage, is within its own spacetime bubble as well. The instructors and classmates are outside of it, quite possibly unaffected.
    And the handlers will in all likelihood be going over the combat footage from our Devices, too.
    I'd rather spare Nanoha that embarrassment.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)01:44 No.18183623
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    348 KB
    You go into bunnymode using your increased speed to your advantage.
    She gives up trying to blast you.
    "FLASH MOVE!"
    She speeds up along side you.
    "FLASH IMPACT!"
    She poises to strike.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:44 No.18183624
    >>18183604
    Wasn't their fault, they didn't know all the private drama we go through, mike pret much said he didn't want to know
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:45 No.18183629
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>18183623

    hug mode activate!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:45 No.18183631
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>18183623
    teleport behind her
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:45 No.18183633
    >>18183623
    BATTLE HUG
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:45 No.18183635
    >>18183623
    Teleport behind or next to her.

    Then maybe a hug. Also we should probably start talking.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:46 No.18183640
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18183623
    Teleport behind her, say tings along the lines of >>18183511 and >>18183520
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:46 No.18183642
    >>18183623
    Anything but hugging her or doing anything else to embarrass her. Literally anything else.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:46 No.18183646
    >>18183623
    Step in close and hug her/grapple her.

    "After this can we meet and actually talk without you running away for once?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:46 No.18183650
    >>18183623
    Party get in close and hug her, tell her we are sorry that we were so stupid and say we want to apologize but now we didn't want to embarrass her in front of everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:46 No.18183653
    >>18183604

    >Also, shouldn't we be just a little bit pissed with Mike/Max for setting this shit up to begin with?

    A surprisingly good point.

    "You put a bunch of people, mostly kids, into a combat situation against their friends and didn't see something like this coming?"

    "Really?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:47 No.18183656
    >>18183623
    Oh shit. I forgot she had speedup spells and Melee capabilities.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:47 No.18183659
    >>18183623
    Teleport behind her and start talking. Skip the hug for now. We have four more teleports to burn.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:47 No.18183671
    >>18183623
    Block with a saucer and make with the Diplomacy checks. She's already blurted out shit in front of everyone, so it's a bit late to be discreet now. Besides, damn near everyone but Team Density knows already.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:47 No.18183673
    >>18183653
    Not always going to have the good fortune to fight monstrous enemies, sometimes they might be friends or family
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:47 No.18183674
    >>18183623
    Teleport behind her, full power tea laser while saying what the people have suggested earlier.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:48 No.18183680
    >>18183623

    Give her a hug.

    "I'm sorry."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:48 No.18183686
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18183623
    Tele-Hug. Say something like "I never said that I didn't like you. We need to have a good long talk after this is over."

    If odd pointblank tealazer, if even none.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:48 No.18183689
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18183623

    Disengage saucer, throw out knife and kick off it to drop altitude immediately. DODGE
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:48 No.18183693
    >>18183674
    why always the lasers?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:48 No.18183694
    >>18183623
    Teleport, try to ask for the opportunity to talk in private later.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:49 No.18183696
    >>18183686

    No laser then
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:50 No.18183703
    >>18183693
    I believe the laser is to protect our little virgin, Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:50 No.18183712
    Teleport, then hug. sure we'll eat a huge magic blast, but it'll be worth it in the long run.

    also, we're on page 8. new thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:51 No.18183713
    >>18183693
    Because, in canon, Nanoha solves all her interpersonal problems with lasers.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:51 No.18183715
    >>18183623
    Teleport behind her, say "Later, I want to talk this out Nanoha."
    Then Tea Laser.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:51 No.18183722
    >>18183703
    The object of her upset is right in front of/next to her. Keima's not gonna get blasted, and Shinku can likely protect him and Jun from any random encounters.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:52 No.18183728
    >>18183722
    If not, whatever. Still just a game.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:52 No.18183733
    >>18183696
    Indeed, the gods have spoken.
    We will merely hold her.
    I hope she doesn't kill us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:54 No.18183751
    >>18183722
    Indeed. I'd still like to see it end up as a sort of draw, by calming Nanoha, and refusing to take her out.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:55 No.18183763
    >>18183722
    >>18183751

    Smooth operating there chief.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:55 No.18183768
    >>18183653
    For one, sometimes agents go rogue. Sometimes, you have to put down former comrades and friends.

    Two, what's so unusual about a tournament-style team exercise? It's not that unusual as training exercises go.
    And three, it's an operative's responsibility to keep their emotions from endangering their team or their mission.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:56 No.18183773
    >>18183763
    I think
    >>18183751
    was aiming for
    >>18183728

    Anyways, another vote for Laser-free tele-hug
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)01:57 No.18183782
    >>18183773
    Damnit. I was, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:57 No.18183783
    Still voting against hugging right now.
    Hugging later? Yes.
    Hugging now? No.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)01:58 No.18183799
    >>18183783
    The disagreement seems to be on hugging or lasering.

    I suggest neither for the time being. Do a teleport to dodge, start talking, and see what she does.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:00 No.18183813
    >>18183799
    Im willing to listen to that, but the damn hug is necessary.
    Bitches love hugs.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:00 No.18183822
    well if we're gonna say anything it should be "i see you"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:01 No.18183831
    >>18183799
    Voting tele hug, with laser depending on how she reacts, worst case scenario we cause her to blow both of us up and our team wins
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:02 No.18183838
    >>18183799
    The hug has the added benefit of preventing her from pointing her giant laser stick of doom directly at us.

    Which I can't help but feel is a benefit.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:02 No.18183846
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>18183799
    This. Our diplomacy skills are legendary. We got the fucking twin route, how can we not talk down 1 girl with a crush?

    >>18183813
    Hug time would be best after.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:03 No.18183854
    >>18183846
    How come?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:03 No.18183859
    >>18183799
    Alright, that's an acceptable compromise for me. We attempt talk, see if she swings her cannon at us.
    Then we tea laser.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)02:04 No.18183864
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    >Hug
    Before she can bring the staff down, you get in close and hug her.
    "I don't like this..."
    "I don't like being mad at you..." She cries into your arms.
    "I don't like you not liking me."
    You just stand there holding her.
    Once she's calmed down, you look down at her.
    "Hey, No one said I didnt like you." you tell her as you wipe her tears away.
    "You're an amazing young woman, no one would be crazy enough to not like you. I wanted to talk to you all through the day, but you kept running away. Again, I'm sorry if I hurt you. I'm sorry if i made you feel bad."
    "All i want from you right now is to see your smile. So will you please smile for me?"

    ***********ROLL FOR EFFECT*********
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:04 No.18183865
    GIVE THE GIRL A FUCKING HUG ALREADY.

    NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO HAVE 'THE TALK'.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183873
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18183864
    I pray that I don't fuck this up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183874
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>18183864
    DO NOT FAIL US NOW DICE
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183875
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>18183864
    I'm afraid to roll.

    Not that it's stopping me.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183876
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>18183864
    SHE FROWNS AND CUTS OFF OUR FACE.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183877
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>18183864

    I have the horrible feeling that this will backfire.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183878
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>18183864
    HUUUG!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183885
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18183864
    Oh, great dice gods, if we ever needed a 100, that time is now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183888
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>18183864
    And this is the moment that the dice gods decide to fuck us over.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183889
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>18183864
    Rolling for hug
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:05 No.18183891
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>18183864
    Once again, the dice will fuck us. Fuck you, /tg dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183892
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>18183864
    If dice fuck this up I am never rolling for anything ever again.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183893
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>18183864

    This will end in tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183897
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>18183864
    Crossing fingers for first quest roll.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183899
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18183885
    You had to fuck it up, didn't you?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183900
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18183864
    Hopefully gonna get befriended in an unusual way
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183901
    >>18183885
    HUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183906
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18183885
    lul
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183908
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>18183864
    Be prepared for emergency tealaser.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183909
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    >>18183885
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:06 No.18183910
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    >>18183885

    > Nanoha takes us right here, right now
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:07 No.18183911
    rolled 69 = 69

    If anyone can comfort a magic 12 year old, it's us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:07 No.18183912
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>18183864
    big money no whammies
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:07 No.18183916
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    rolled 39 = 39

    >>18183885
    *facepalm*
    I should have known that would happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:07 No.18183918
    rolled 52 = 52

    Fucking /tg/ dice.

    Watch as I roll a one or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:07 No.18183919
    >>18183885
    ...
    MYSIDES!
    THEY BURN!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:07 No.18183921
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18183864
    HNNGG
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:07 No.18183923
    rolled 65 = 65

    [X] Reload

    Tactical Nuclear Befriending of this entire plane
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:08 No.18183925
    stop rolling!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:08 No.18183926
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18183864
    THROW MORE DICE AT IT
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:08 No.18183930
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>18183864
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:08 No.18183931
    rolled 27 = 27

    Rolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:08 No.18183932
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    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18183885
    Die in a fire!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:08 No.18183935
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>18183925
    nah
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:09 No.18183942
    HUEHUEHUE
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)02:09 No.18183946
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    >>18183885
    She returns your hug.
    And then it tightens.
    Tighter and tighter she squeezes you.
    "barrier purge" you hear her whisper.
    And still she squuezes tighter.
    "You're mine. I won't let anyone else have you."
    "not those blonde sluts. not that glasses wearing freak. not anyone."
    Tight. Uncomfortably tight. Painfully tight.
    "You're mine."
    And with one final squeeze she breaks your spine.

    ---------------------------------
    [x]reload
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:09 No.18183947
    Y'know, I'm really glad I stopped getting upset about the HUEHUEHUE.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:09 No.18183949
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>18183916
    And I forgot who all was in this one, but now that it's up, I find it amusing that Jun and Shirou are both in it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:10 No.18183958
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18183864
    ohboyherewego.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:10 No.18183964
    >>18183946
    Yaaaaaay!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:10 No.18183966
    >>18183947
    So am I, friend. Because I love a big helping of hue.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:10 No.18183967
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    >>18183885
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:11 No.18183973
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>18183946
    I'd be so mad if I wasn't somehow intrigued.

    Rolling for new fetishes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:11 No.18183974
    >>18183967
    Perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:11 No.18183975
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>18183946
    WHY DO THE PROTECTIVE MEASURES NEVER WORK?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:11 No.18183977
    >>18183946
    That actually went better than I expected. Oh well.
    >[x] reload
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:11 No.18183980
    Ok seriously guys rolls over

    >>18183958
    If we are lucky

    >>18183906
    >>18183908
    Otherwise
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:11 No.18183981
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    >>18183946
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:12 No.18183984
    >>18183967
    I love you so much right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:12 No.18183990
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18183946
    We've certainly died under worse circumstances!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:12 No.18183993
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    rolled 60 = 60

    >>18183946
    >Hayate
    >broken spine
    I see what you did there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:13 No.18183996
    >>18183975
    I don't really know Nanoha stuff, but I think the "Barrier Purge" she used cancelled the effects of the Phlat Armor.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:14 No.18184010
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    >>18183984
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:14 No.18184013
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>18183996
    not what I mean. This is supposed to be a training exercise with bunch of fail-saves. But they NEVER WORK (when lg huehuehues)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)02:15 No.18184020
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    >>18183906
    >>18183908
    >>18183958
    She looks up at you.
    "Smile for me okay?"
    She gives you a nod and smiles.
    "That's better." you smile back at her.

    "Hey, Hayate." she tells you.
    "Yes?"

    "I like you!" she gives you a kiss on the cheek as bright pink light engulfs you.

    --------------------------------
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:16 No.18184029
    >>18184020
    The twins are going to leave us bruised in badwrong ways tonight...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:16 No.18184030
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    >>18183946
    >>18183967
    >DIYLOL.com
    GIMP it yourself you talentless hacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:16 No.18184031
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>18184020
    >bright pink light engulfs you.
    Oh shit.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjD7Hht9nlk
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:16 No.18184032
    >>18184020

    did we win?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:17 No.18184035
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>18184029
    doubt it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:17 No.18184040
    >>18184029
    But it'll be so good.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:17 No.18184041
    >>18184013
    We are dealing with reality bending powers.

    Any safety measure can be broken whether its retard strength, emotional turmoil or yandere loli's
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:17 No.18184042
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18184020
    FRIENDSHEEP
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)02:17 No.18184048
    >>18184030
    gimme the clean one, i lost my copy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:18 No.18184051
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>18184020
    Hopefully Shinku is still up so at least we get a team win.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:18 No.18184052
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18184032
    As a team, probably. For us personally, she probably just double KO'd us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:19 No.18184056
    >>18184031
    I... don't understand what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:19 No.18184059
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    >>18184048

    Here ya go.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:21 No.18184077
    >>18184029
    We made a little girl smile. It was worth it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:21 No.18184079
    >>18184030

    I'm on a laptop, so i get to choose between free site, or make it look like absolute ass.

    You have Photoshop, good for you you elitist prick.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:22 No.18184090
    >>18184020

    NOW FOR THE FINISHING TOUCH: GIVE HER THE DINOSAUR!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:22 No.18184093
    >>18184079
    I don't have Photoshop, I have GIMP. It's free software, and much lighter weight than PS. Your laptop could probably run it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:22 No.18184094
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>18184079
    GIMP is free yo

    It ain't no photoshop but let's be realistic, we are making memes here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:23 No.18184103
    >>18184051
    Shinku, Jun and Keima were still up last thing he said
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:24 No.18184106
    >>18184079

    GIMP is free, does almost all of what Photoshop does, and will run on pretty much any shitty old computer ever.

    Stop pretending you have something to bitch about.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:27 No.18184148
    >>18184106
    >>18184094
    >>18184093

    My concern isn't the power, it's the fact that touch-pads are instruments of hate.

    I actually have access to several very good image editors, and can into digital art quite well.

    When I'm not using a fucking touchpad.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)02:28 No.18184152
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    You find yourself teleported back into the gym, still hugging Nanoha.
    She notices the people all around you and pulls away quickly.
    A moment later, Jun, Shinku and Keima teleport in.
    Your team won.

    Mike, with the Director next to him and Max mysteriously absent, congratulates you.

    "We thank you all for a magnificent display of skills, teamwork and decision making."
    "Basic Class team 1, you have proven yourselves victorious against surmountable odds."
    "Advance Class team 3, You fought well and skillfully."
    "The winning team gets 100guptas awarded to their credit balances. The runner-ups get Fifty. Everyone else that participated get 25."

    He signals your team to step forwards.
    "In addition, The winning team gets to use whatever Bureau facility they wish for a whole day on the next rest period. I think the Director also has something to say."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:28 No.18184158
    >>18184148
    You find that touch pads interfere dramatically with inserting text into a template? How bizarre...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:29 No.18184161
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>18184148
    >2012
    >not using a USB mouse
    I SHIGGY DIGGY.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:29 No.18184163
    >>18184148
    You're typing some words onto a background, not painting the Sistine Chapel
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:29 No.18184165
    Alright, we owe Sakura and friends a picnic (I'm thinking light sandwiches, milk tea, strawberry shortcakes).
    We owe Nanoha dinner.
    And we still need to make that chocolate cake for the Twins.

    What other butlering do we need to do?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:29 No.18184169
    >>18184152
    In before 2 words. Maybe 3, if we REALLY impressed her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:30 No.18184175
    >In addition, The winning team gets to use whatever Bureau facility they wish for a whole day on the next rest period.

    TIME TRAVEL, get 2 days' worth of stuff done
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:30 No.18184176
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>18184152
    > use whatever Bureau facility they wish for a whole day on the next rest period.

    which facilities were usually closed to us?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:30 No.18184178
    >>18184152
    100 guptas? Isn't that, like, 2,000,000 yen?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:31 No.18184185
    >>18184152
    Fuck yea. Party hard next rest period. Also we must make sure we don't look like we give a fuck about what anyone thinks.

    Also: Bitches love hugs.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:31 No.18184187
    >>18184176
    You don't understand. This means we can have sex ANYWHERE.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:31 No.18184188
    >>18184163
    >>18184161
    >>18184158

    I have had a faulty touchpad reformat my hard-drive one time. They are designed and promoted by SATAN.

    I can't just toss $20 down for a decent USB mouse at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:31 No.18184192
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18184178
    is it for the whole team or for each participant?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:31 No.18184193
    >>18184152
    100 each or 100 split?

    Also listen to whatever the Director says. Promise Nanoha a dinner, alone, tonight, without anyone else, to talk and so on. After the Director has said her piece I think it's time for us to throw a picnic, everyone fought valiantly and no matter who won or lost they're still our buds or for the ones we don't know well potential buds.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:33 No.18184204
    >>18184178
    It is a shitton.

    We get like 6 guptas a week
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:33 No.18184211
    >>18184152

    Plot to Hijack the Gym for a party.

    In fact, see if we can do that after-hours before the next rest-period thing.

    Also, 100 Guptas? That's probably more money than we've ever seen in one place. Try not to hyperventilate.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:34 No.18184215
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>18184165
    >>18184193
    Let's make sure to clear things with our girlfriends first. We don't need another german genital destruction reload.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:34 No.18184217
    >>18184188
    A faulty touchpad reformatted your HD? That either sounds like massive hyperbole or massively ignorant stupidity. Also, you can get decent USB mice at Staples and other office supply stores for about $5, especially if you wait for a monthly sale.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:34 No.18184219
    >>18184193
    Each I believe, since he saiid 100 to their accounts
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:34 No.18184221
    >>18184175
    I'm not sure the Doctor's TARDIS entirely counts as a Bureau facility.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:35 No.18184227
    >>18184211
    >>18184204
    >>18184178
    Begin hyperventilation.
    "Nahona, if you feel a poke it is due to the money, not anything else."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:35 No.18184230
    >>18184178
    Yep, also translates to $20,000.
    Man, the IDPKB pays WELL.


    >>18184193
    Let's make sure that we tell the Twins our plan first.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:36 No.18184233
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18184211
    Sounds pretty fly. We could compile a list of sweet party locations and cycle through them.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:36 No.18184235
    >>18184217
    dunno about him, but usually if i don't have $20, i don't have $5
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)02:37 No.18184247
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    >>18184152
    "I congratulate you for an unexpected victory." she tells you in her monotone voice.
    "You managed to take out not one, but two of the strongest in the advanced classes. And for that you should be proud of yourselves."

    She then looks at you specifically.
    "Give me your hat." She tells you and you hand it to her.
    "For managing to alter one of my own constructs, without the use of outside help, I shall allow you to keep him."
    She whispers something to your hat, and throws it into the air.
    It stops in place and Ted appears under it.

    "Hello my friend, it seems I shall be accompanying you from now on." He says to you.
    "Glad to have you aboard Ted."

    The audience goes wild upon seeing Ted, applause fills the gymnasium.

    "Ladies, gentlemen. I give you your winners!" Mike finishes the event.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:38 No.18184248
    >>18184230
    Yeah tell them we are going to take her to dinner to talk it over.

    They were too averse to the idea when it first came up with them though

    Also where is Ted? Did our Dappersaurus disappear with the terrain?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:38 No.18184249
    the SCP foundation is a branch of the Bureau, right?

    Do the location SCPs count as Bureau facilities?

    (I kid)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:38 No.18184253
    >>18184230
    >>18184178

    Given how dangerous this job is probably going to be, Insane Hazard Pay is going to be pretty standard.

    They're probably trying to inure us to the fuckoff-massive paychecks early on so we don't go bonkers with it in the field.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:38 No.18184254
    I vote that we use the gym to throw an Escher party. Epic mindfuck combined with epic service.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:39 No.18184259
    >>18184247
    FUCK YES! I love you LG
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:39 No.18184262
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18184247
    Fuck yes Ted
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:39 No.18184266
    >>18184247
    Hell yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:39 No.18184267
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>18184254
    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:39 No.18184268
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    >>18184247

    >DINOSAUR ACQUIRED
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:40 No.18184272
    >>18184247
    Okay, IMHO, we should let Jakob ride Ted Rexington most of the time. I picturing them becoming a sort of buddy-cop super-dapper duo, getting into all kinds of polite antics off-screen.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:40 No.18184276
    >>18184247
    >derail GM plans
    >acquire dapper T-Rex
    Fuck yeah!

    I suppose we should introduce him to Jakob.
    Is Ted going to be able to appear and disappear into the hat? That would be handy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:41 No.18184279
    >>18184247
    But where is Jakob going to live now? Or are he and Ted just going to be best bros?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:41 No.18184282
    >>18184247
    Target acquired. We need to level some more before we attempt though. Let us tell the twins of our plans, and specifically point out that her emotional distress is due to our own stupidity, and it us our duty to make up for our appalling behavior.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:41 No.18184284
    >Ted has joined the party

    Aw yeah, our entourage grows.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)02:41 No.18184285
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    >Fucking dinosaur ruined my plans.
    >was supposed to take out amazoness
    >NOPE
    >TAME IT they say.
    >WELL FUCK YOU.
    >you can have your Trex and ride it too.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:41 No.18184286
    >>18184254

    It needs to look like what Escher and Time Burton would design together if they got waisted and wanted to make a movie.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)02:43 No.18184304
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    >>18184279
    Jakob still lives in the hat.
    Ted appears from the hat when you want him, much like Jakob does.

    And for the sake of convenience i shall allow Ted a chibi mode
    <picture related.
    [hell be like a tophat wearing agumon.]
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:43 No.18184305
    >>18184285
    You sir, are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:44 No.18184308
    >>18184282

    >Target Aquired

    Are you saying you want to fuck the Director?

    Because that's a plan I can get behind.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:44 No.18184313
    >>18184285

    I don't even know how to start looking at this. Oh shit.

    Also, another thing to do:
    Find potion to shrink Ted.

    I don't think he'll enjoy not being able to come out all the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:44 No.18184321
    >>18184285
    I love that it got thrown in there as "FUCKING T REX".

    And I am glad my dreams of a dapper t Rex buddy came true.

    And LG you can hate me if you want because it was my idea in >>18180405
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:44 No.18184322
    >>18184285
    So if we had tried to attack her, we'd be boned?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:45 No.18184324
    >>18184304
    He needs a monocle and a cane.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:45 No.18184328
    >>18184308
    The true final boss.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:45 No.18184330
    >>18184304
    >[hell be like a tophat wearing agumon.]
    Have I mentioned how awesome you are lately, LG? Because you are exceedingly awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:46 No.18184332
    >>18184304

    I love you LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:46 No.18184334
    >>18184284
    >Combat Butler (Dapper specialization)
    >Bad Ass Tea Set (Pimp specialization)
    >Magical Rabbit (Butler class, Adorable specialization)
    >Talking T-Rex (Dapper specialization)
    If only my D&D campaign was this cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:46 No.18184337
    >>18184324
    Indeed. Good thing we have a fuckload of cash. Time to buy some sweet accessories and shit.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:46 No.18184341
    >>18184328
    Sure, why not, let's romance the avatar of a hyperintelligent galaxy, or whatever.

    Actually, that doesn't sound too bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:47 No.18184347
    >>18184341
    Worth a shot, eventually.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:48 No.18184360
    >>18184341
    might learn somethings
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:48 No.18184365
    >>18184341
    The original post meant Nanoha but yeah let's go for Yuki as well.

    Once we have most of our harem of course, gonna need some more levels in pimpin before we try it
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:48 No.18184366
    >>18184341
    >>18184347

    We seem to be inordinately focussing on short, flat-ish young girls.

    Intergalactic Loli Harem, much?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:49 No.18184374
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    >>18184308
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
    I believe in the you that believes in me.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:50 No.18184377
    >>18184365
    look at
    >>18184334
    we've leveled up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:50 No.18184384
    >>18184366
    Not the intention, the girl we invented as a character is an Amazon after all.

    We just have to work within the realm of the animes and goddamn japan made it all little girls all the time
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:51 No.18184391
    >>18184377
    Still gonna need more levels before we try it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:51 No.18184395
    >>18184365
    Oh, Nanoha? Yeah, of course, with the proper application of time. Or possibly time shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:51 No.18184397
    >>18184365
    No I meant Yuki, Nahona is a given. After her Amazoness, then Keima, and so on.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:52 No.18184403
    Still wondering how you guys are going to pull off a harem after saying we'd go steady with the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:53 No.18184413
    >>18184403
    They are our proper girlfriends.

    Rest are friends with benefits
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:53 No.18184414
    Same way we got Ursula, but a little different.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:54 No.18184420
    >>18184247
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:54 No.18184421
    >>18184403
    By getting the twins to help? Bitches love planning romances.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)02:55 No.18184429
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    You and your team walk out of the gym. Ted now back inside your hat.
    It is now evening, the sun having set a few minutes ago.

    People congratulate you for the victory, trainees and personnel alike.
    Nanoha ran away blushing hard as the Director was taking to you.

    Ursula, who managed to catch the end of the fight in time, and Erica again take up their places on either side of you.

    "Great work with handling Nanoha." Erica tells you. "she didnt blow you up too hard."
    "I think we can all safely assume that she would be much more stable now." Ursula adds.

    "I have no idea how you made her take herself out like that," Keima begins to explain. "Are your hugs hypnotic or something?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:55 No.18184434
    >>18184403
    By clearing it with them before hand, they are first in our romantic life but we have sweet talking and their potential interest in other partners to play off of.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:56 No.18184437
    I just realized.

    We have a dapper rabbit riding a Chibi dapper T Rex.

    That is like the ultimate chick magnet, it is cute, stylish and AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:56 No.18184439
    >>18184429

    "Wanna try?"

    /grin slyly
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:56 No.18184441
    >>18184403
    Easy; point out that we don't like hurting people, and that if someone wants us despite already having x girls, that's their choice. Of course, we'll ask said x girls' permission before actually starting anything, like we kinda sorta did with the twins and Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:57 No.18184447
    >>18184429
    Very, didn't you notice you never want to let me go?

    But on the subject of Nanoha I was thinking of having dinner with her tonight so that I can help her sort evening out ok?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:57 No.18184450
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    >>18184421

    So it begins....
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:57 No.18184453
    >>18184324
    Agree.

    Also, Ted will entertain our guests with engaging debates just as Jacob entertains them by serving and playing a cuddling toy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:57 No.18184455
    >>18184429
    "Well, I don't know. Are you suggesting I try it on you?"

    Wait for the inevitable elbow to the ribs and foot smashing ours.

    "I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Anyway, I was thinking that I should talk with Nanoha later, make sure she's alright an everything. Maybe get her some dinner?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:58 No.18184457
    >>18184429
    Page 12. We should probably wrap up pretty quick.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)02:58 No.18184462
    >>18184439
    This, entirely.

    >>18184403
    Why, they're the queens of the harem.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)02:58 No.18184464
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    >>18184429

    God, these pictures just get more and more appropriate....
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:00 No.18184477
    >>18184429
    Tell Keima that he would understand it's power if he ever experienced one of our hugs at its full power.

    Tell the Twins that we are planning a private dinner with Nanoha, but we have no romantic plans with her for now as she's 12, to talk to her and listen to her and make sure she knows we'll always be there for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:00 No.18184481
    >>18184429
    Oh god this
    >>18184439
    So much.

    We also need to talk to the twins about Nanoha.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)03:01 No.18184484
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    >>18184429
    "Wanna try one?" you ask him with a grin.
    Erica grins at this too. "Oh theyre VERY HYPNOTIC. You really should try one."
    She says as she pushes you towards Keima.

    [ ]hug.
    [ ]hug?
    [ ]hug...
    [ ]hug!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:01 No.18184485
    >>18184429
    HUG HIM. Not a bro hug, not a teasing hug. An honest, warm embrace.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:01 No.18184488
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    >>18184439
    >>18184447
    >>18184455
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:01 No.18184489
    >>18184457
    we should try to reach 1000 posts
    any1 archived?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)03:02 No.18184495
    >>18184484
    [x]hug? Fo sho.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:02 No.18184496
    >>18184484
    >[✓] hug...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:02 No.18184498
    >>18184484
    [X] Hug!

    I love that pic
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:02 No.18184502
    >>18184484
    hug!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)03:02 No.18184503
    >>18184489
    It's been done.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:02 No.18184505
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    >>18184484
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:02 No.18184507
    >>18184484
    [x]hug...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:03 No.18184510
    >>18184484

    [x] HUG
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:03 No.18184513
    >>18184503
    Remember the necromputers, skeletrons, and Deep Rot?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:03 No.18184514
    >>18184484
    Best girlfriend, best wingman.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:03 No.18184516
    >>18184484

    grope aswell.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:03 No.18184517
    >>18184484
    [x]hug!

    >>18184489
    Yep, it's up already.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:04 No.18184523
    >>18184505
    Holy shit dude these are great
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:04 No.18184524
    >>18184484

    >that pic

    She's going to grab someones ass while we're distracted.

    I have no idea WHO'S, but someone is getting felt up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:05 No.18184529
    >>18184484
    [x]hug...
    One of our real hugs, that we would give to one of the Twins, that we just gave to Nanoha.

    Hey, he wanted to know how it felt.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:06 No.18184531
    >>18184484
    Hug!

    Firm and reassuring, yet soft and comforting at the same time. If we can get swooning out of this we'll have done our job.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)03:06 No.18184532
    >>18184513
    Never actually followed those threads. I just meant this thread's been archived, actually. My mistake for not being more specific.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)03:06 No.18184533
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    Archive please, ill wrap this thread up.

    -=----------------------------------------------

    [x]hug
    You hug him.
    You just give him a warm hug.
    Erica grins.
    ursula's eyes glaze over.
    everyone else just looks.
    Keima begins to grow red.
    "G-get o-off me you b-baka! I-i didnt ask for a h-hug!"
    you let go, "See. That made you self destruct too right?" you say.
    "Baka." he says as he quickens his pace to pull ahead of the group.

    "hey girls," you tell the twins, "I hope you dont mind, but i wanted to have dinner with Nanoha. maybe wrap up some stuff with her."
    "Go ahead hayate."
    "Sure. Sure, we dont mind." they answer you.

    And so you begin to make plans.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:06 No.18184534
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    >>18184523

    I have something like 50 of these things now.

    The main problem is that so many of them are situational.

    Some are just funny though.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:08 No.18184546
    >>18184533

    Make plans.

    Does our room have space for a Piano by chance?

    And how much would a nice one cost?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)03:08 No.18184550
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    NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
    Starlight

    New thread in about 3 hours from now 06:00 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:09 No.18184552
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    >>18184533
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:10 No.18184557
    >>18184546
    Well shit we just got 100 guptas so I think we could cover it.

    We should get a piano and a violin. Piano is for entertaining people in our room violin is for entertaining outside
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:11 No.18184569
    >>18184533
    >ursula's eyes glaze over.

    Oh my, Ursula has some yaoi fetish
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)03:13 No.18184577
    >>18184569
    I like to think she has a Hayate fetish.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:13 No.18184580
    >>18184569
    Either that or it's a more general "Hayate being a suave, sexy beast" fetish.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:13 No.18184583
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:14 No.18184588
    We need to get our bro Kamen Rider something.

    Because he's the broest of bros.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:15 No.18184593
    >>18184557

    Dude, we could just get a magic piano.

    If anything the comedy factor alone would be worth it.

    "How did you sneak a Grand Piano into the classroom?"

    "How did you set up a Grand Piano in the park without anyone noticing?"

    "Did you really sneak a fucking piano into my room so you could serenade me in my sleep?"
    "Yes Kemia. Yes I did."
    "Why are you playing Elton John?"
    "And they say I can't take a hint..."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:15 No.18184597
    Let's set Gai up with Maggie from advance class
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:16 No.18184604
    >>18184546
    We have 100 guptas now, plus the change we had from before. We could probably get the best damn piano ever with gold and platinum keys.

    Important thing to note. We do NOT let Kraus mess around with Raising Heart. He's been player enough for now, and mishaps would be extremely dangerous to our health. He can bro it up with Graf Eisen if he wants, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:16 No.18184606
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    >>18184593

    I have pics for every occasion!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:17 No.18184612
    >>18184569
    I think she has a cute boy fetish which has morphed into a Hayate 99% of the time fetish, hell she might even have the same reaction to us with girls other than her sister
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)03:20 No.18184631
    >>18184593
    >>18184606
    Guys. Guys. It's "Keima" not "Kemia".
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:20 No.18184632
    >>18184604
    He seems to be into kinkier shit anyway what the the doll and the Frau
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:22 No.18184644
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    >>18184631

    Huh. I knew that too.

    I think my auto-correct is fucking with me again.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:23 No.18184649
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    >>18184577
    >>18184612
    I'm not convinced. She's the right type for a yaoi fan. She sure didn't start nosebleeding when we were casting for the Softnesses.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:24 No.18184652
    >>18184593

    >"Did you really sneak a fucking piano into my room so you could serenade me in my sleep?"

    This shit shouldn't be nearly as funny as it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:25 No.18184662
    >>18184649
    But she did nosebleed when they forced Hayate to put on the maid uniform the first time.
    I think it's like >>18184612 says.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:28 No.18184679
    So prep for dinner, we aren't aiming for candlelit romance but something lower key but still nice, relaxing and delicious. Also a mature environment, don't treat her like a little kid.

    Also see if we can introduce Gai to the Summoning paper sister, they ought to get along and we're a bro, we help him out when we can.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:29 No.18184683
    >>18184644

    >that pic

    MOTHER FUCKER.

    We need to bring this up the next time we see Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:30 No.18184693
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    >>18184593
    >Get magic piano
    >Learn Elton John songs
    >Later on in the quest
    >Shit gets real
    >Shitty rolls make it grimdark
    >End up playing Funeral For A Friend
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:43 No.18184759
    >>18184693
    I think violins are better for sad music but whatever we end up with will be awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:46 No.18184773
    >>18184759

    I like the piano because a woman can't drape herself over a violin while you're showing her your deft fingerwork.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:48 No.18184784
    >>18184773
    Very true
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)03:55 No.18184830
    Are we capturing keima or is Keima capturing us?

    I think he got us guys.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)03:59 No.18184848
    >>18184830
    It's a little of column A, a little of column B, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:01 No.18184853
    >>18184830
    Dude seemed pretty flustered if you ask me.

    We may want to step up our potion research or find out more about his 'goddess mode.'

    >>18184773
    >That feel when your girl is a concert pianist and nothing is sexier than watching her play.

    One of these days I'll get good enough at it that she'll listen without compulsively correcting me.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:01 No.18184855
    >>18184830

    I....

    I have no idea actually.

    It's obvious he wants it, but....

    Son of a bitch, Keima's not only getting us, he's also getting us to come to him, instead of the other way around.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)04:03 No.18184865
    >>18184855
    Y'know, I'm okay with it. Some things are worth working for.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:04 No.18184869
    >>18184853

    >seemed flustered

    Keima's claim to fame is actually his mastery of the art of seduction.

    In his manga he actually gets a fucking personality transplant with every girl he seduces so that he's the ideal man for them.

    It's entirely possible that he's taking us as much as we are him.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:07 No.18184881
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    >>18184848
    It's that bodyswap chapter allover again.
    He tried to capture the girl in his body, while she captured him in hers.

    IDEA for the next rest day.
    We turn the gym into a huge beach resort.
    Open it to everyone in our class and the advanced classes.
    hell lets invite everyone
    Beach shenanigans abound
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:08 No.18184885
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>18184550
    >Starlight
    More Starlight Spinebreaker?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:08 No.18184887
    >>18184865

    You don't understand, he's going to get in our pants, put forth zero effort, AND MAKE US THINK IT WAS OUR IDEA.

    Son of a bitch is playing us.

    Just watch, we're going to try and slip him the potion, he'll trick us into drinking it, and talk about how this was his grand revenge for that shit on the roof.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:09 No.18184891
    >>18184887

    Hayate may dress like a girl, but he bottoms for no man.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:09 No.18184893
    >>18184887
    and we will ride that train all the way to the station.

    >goddammit, i wonder what LG will think when he sees us thinking that Keima was trying to get us
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)04:10 No.18184894
    >>18184869
    ... Huh. Eh, I'm still okay with it.

    >>18184887
    And then the shenanigans will escalate. It'll be grand.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:10 No.18184895
    >>18184881
    We are given access to any single building, the Gym is nice but we could probably wheedle access to that normally. Before the rest day we are going to find the most restricted awesome location and use that. The gym is small time compared to what else there could be.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:11 No.18184902
    rolled 44 = 44

    This is awesome, 927 posts so far....
    Also do want see Doctor in beach
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:11 No.18184903
    >>18184895
    We could use the Stargate.
    I think that counts.
    I dont think the tardis counts as a facility, it's more of the doctor's device
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:12 No.18184907
    >looks at LGs chart for the fight
    >we were never meant to win
    >we actually won
    >wtf
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:12 No.18184909
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    >>18184895
    But what are we gonna do in the facility?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:12 No.18184910
    >>18184893

    You know, I don't think he's ever mentioned what kinda games he plays.

    For all we know, he's playing Halo or some shit.

    I think when we find out we're going to lock eyes and fucking know the jig is up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:13 No.18184916
    >>18184909
    Oh god I laughed way to hard at that.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:14 No.18184922
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    >>18184910
    We've seen him playing dating sims.
    back when we got back from the SW dimension.

    I wonder if LG will make well with his promise of introducing the rozen maiden twins.

    They have no mediums at one point in thier continuity.
    Maybe we could tie them to the Hartmanns.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:18 No.18184935
    >>18184916
    no, i'm not kidding, what are we gonna do there?

    Since it's stupid to have LG list everything out, we should have an idea for what kind facility we want, or at least what we want to repurpose it into.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:20 No.18184949
    >>18184910

    >For all we know, he's playing Halo or some shit.

    I have no idea why, but that mental image is making me laugh my ass off.

    >I think when we find out we're going to lock eyes and fucking know the jig is up.

    "So, wait, you spend all your time playing dating sims?"
    "Well, leisure time..."
    "Why?"
    "it's interesting, trying to get a read with no information on somebody and using that to seduce them. I can usually plot a course for a victory within the first two conversations."
    "Why not apply that knowledge to real life?"
    "Who says I'm not?"
    "But the closest thing you've done to seducing is... Oh you clever bastard."
    "Wondering when you'd catch on."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:21 No.18184956
    >>18184935
    Honestly transdimensional all day beach/Escher/rooftop/club/ballroom/whatever else we come up with party in the gym sounds good enough to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:22 No.18184967
    >>18184949

    Doesn't bother me as long as we are Tab A and he is Slot B
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:23 No.18184972
    >>18184935
    I think the guy meant the picture you posted.

    I vote we use the gym and create another giant ballroom that leads onto a beach. Shenanigans at the beach and ball in one.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:23 No.18184978
    >>18184909

    Where the fuck is that dialogue from originally?

    everyone quotes it as terrible fucking hentai dialogue, but I have never seen or heard the source.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:27 No.18185000
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    rolled 40 = 40

    >>18184978
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:28 No.18185001
    >>18184949
    >>18184910

    >For all we know, he's playing Halo or some shit.

    Even though I'm pretty sure we know better, misreading that and buying him some sort of Action game would be fucking hilarious.

    "Hey, I figured since you liked games, I bought you one."
    "This... This is Armored Core 5."
    "What, do you already have that one?"
    "No, it's just... Thank you Hayate, that was very thoughtful of you."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:32 No.18185031
    >>18185001

    >"This... This is Armored Core 5."

    Oh god, we have to do this at some point.

    Also, aren't the twins like from the 40s? If Karaoke blew their minds, how hard do you think vidya's gonna rock their world?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)04:47 No.18185093
    maybe it's a little unfair to assume ourselves the only ones who can choose what facility we get.

    we should probably talk it over with our crew, see if they have any ideas (probably not, but maybe...?)
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)04:51 No.18185111
    >>18185093
    I'm sure we will, but as the protagonist, our vote tends to be the tie breaker.

    For example, when the expanding the team thing happened, when we asked the team their opinions, other than adding Sakura, each team member had a preference to adding a different person, leaving it up to us.

    Which then devolved into a massive argument, unfortunately. That shit happens way too often.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)05:06 No.18185180
    For anyone who's confused at "Barrier Purge".
    It's the command for removing the Barrier Jacket (The thing that we call our armor). That's how Nanoha stopped the match.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)05:06 No.18185181
    >>18185111

    God don't remind me.

    That whole cluster-fuck with the vote counting and the same fagging....

    Even the people who WANTED Shinku were pissed.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)05:15 No.18185238
    >>18185111

    The thing is, theres a lot of things that make sense for us to do as a character.

    Like how we're polite and charming to everyone, and willingly bend over backwards for our friends.

    And we don't really hesitate to go full-on bastard mode with people we don't like. Like when we first met the Gnomes from the SWQ place the twins are from.

    Or how we throw ourselves between our friends and absolutely everything bad that could happen to them.

    Never even a seconds hesitation there.

    The only times we really conflict are when multiple established character traits clash (Like the fight against Nanoha: On the one hand, she's hurting our friends, on the other she's one of our friends) or when they have nothing to do with established character (Like when we picked a new team-mate. All of them were perfectly valid choices, and we all had good reasons to back our choices to the hilt).

    Personally, I always like to try and set a to-do list to keep us from getting too far off track, and to compile a consensus for the short term so that we can move on.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)05:19 No.18185262
    >>18185238

    I'm trying to imagine what we would do to somebody we didn't like if they hurt the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:24 No.18185590
    >>18185534

    next thread



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