Aw hell yeah let's go.

The world around you disintegrates. The crowd, the gym, the opponents vanished.
You and your team find yourselves in the gym, now completely empty.

"Okaaaaaay... What just happened?" Erica asks.
"Theyre using a replica of the Bureau and the town beyond it, it seems." Keima answers. "what I'm worried about are the 'random hostiles' Mike was talking about."

Suddenly, a crash, a roar.
You found yourselves facing a dinosaur.

>>18180394
We must control it.

Use our classy butlering skills to scold it and teach it proper ettiquette, give it a top hat then ride it

rolled 24 = 24

>think of going to bed
>suddenly MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST
>mfw
Also rolling for butlerifying Sue the Dinosaur

rolled 40 = 40

Walk the dinosaur.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18180415
No he shall be Waggleton. P Tallylicker esq

rolled 35 = 35

>>18180415
This.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18180436
Damn straight

rolled 16 = 16

>>18180436
All of my this.

>Thinking about go to bed before seeing next quest.

>>18180405
Even is very tempting to tame it so that it will become classy dinosaurs, I think we should not waste any moment to defeat it and then focus on other teams.

rolled 99 = 99

DINOSAURS

rolled 62 = 62

>all dem shitty rolls

No gentleman t-rex for you, guys!

>>18180473
Oh god.. The 99's they are coming already

rolled 43 = 43

No guys, shut up.

We don't tame the dinosaur.

We treat is as a guest.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18180481
>LG syndrome and missed >>18180473
>mfw
The Dinosaur will be Jakob's new best friend

>>18180488
Well we are scolding it and teaching it ettiquette so a bit of column A and a bit of column B?

It's a training excercise, the dinosaur isnt real.
:<
gsnmi minuetly

>>18180516
Neither were the gummy bears but tiny still affected us.

We will warp reality and make it gentlemanly and drag it into reality

>>18180516
Shush, "reality" is something very subjective, especially when our handler is a gorilla, etc etc.

While he's here we can treat him like a guest, right?

I bet LG had tot rhow out his plan since we just pulled something he could not expect

>>18180394
Fend off the random hostiles - teacup them if that's the easiest way - and try to find Nanoha and her hammer-friend. If we do, pause time and go fucking crazy on them.

"Scramble!" Keima orders your group.
The dinosaur, a Trex, charges.
At the same moment a pack of velociraptors charge in through the doors broken in by the Trex.

You jump to the side as everyone scatters to different parts of the gym.
The gleam off Kraus must have attracted it, it's coming for you.

'You guys take care of the raptors, I'll handle this one!' you tell your team.

**ROLL FOR TREX COMBAT**

>>18180555
Thiiiiiiiiiiiis >>18180405

rolled 37 = 37

>>18180559
And I forgot my dice

rolled 71 = 71

>>18180405
This, obviously.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18180555

>dinosaurs
>the other team can fly

rolled 9 = 9

Damn you dice gods we are going to fail this

rolled 85 = 85

Rolling.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18180555
TAME
THAT
DINO

>>18180580
AND THERE WE HAVE IT, FOLKS. This loyal tripfriend has, once again, scored us some sweet dice.

rolled 21 = 21

Rolljutsu

>>18180578
Or will we? >>18180580

Well, assuming LG sees it

>>18180580
And that's all she wrote

I think we broke LG by managing this... Can just picture him laughing into his keyboard trying to write this

You guys know that the dino isn't real, right?
That it's just a construct of Domingo's and that it's going to disappear as soon as the training exercise is over.

So do you guys think that Mike and Max have been placing bets on these matches? Just like this team wins you buy a round type bets

It's mouth open wide to bite you, the vicious teeth gleaming in the light, it comes at you.
You dodge. It misses.
It spins and whips you with it's tail.
You jump over it and find yourself on its back.
It tries to reach for you with it's head, but you deftly keep away from its reach.
'A fucking dinosaur? Seriously?' you think.
'Fuck this crazy shit. The only way to beat this is to do something even crazier.'

You take off your hat.

>>18180752
That doesn't matter. And anyway we will make it real if we have to, and if that won't work then we just find another real dinosaur to butlerize

Sumthin' like this.

WE ARE BEST BUTLER!

>>18180752
Entirely doesn't matter. Hell, maybe if it doesn't get obliterated by little girls, it'll show up the next time Domingo makes the terrain.

I wonder if J has a little house with a vegetable patch in our hat. Like he goes in opens a door in the side and bam J's little retreat

You take off your hat and slap it down on the rampaging dinosaur's noggin.
It stops for a moment.


It tries to shake off the hat, it tries to reach for it using its tiny disproportionate arms.
You can see it struggling.

**ROLL FOR TAMING**
You must beat a 90.
[because fuck you, this wasnt the plan]

rolled 86 = 86

>>18180814
I'mma fuck this up so hard.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18180814
I REFUSE TO LET IT BE NOT-TAMED.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18180814
Hahahaha with the broad plans you make we still manage to ruin them

Rolling for awesome

rolled 9 = 9

>>18180814
>because fuck you, this wasnt the plan
This is /tg/. We live to derail the DM's plans.

rolled 93 = 93

>>18180814
TAMING!

rolled 69 = 69

>>18180814

rolling

rolled 22 = 22

>>18180814
Bring it.

rolled 83 = 83

>>18180814
100 get!

rolled 98 = 98

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu damn youuuuuuuuuuu

rolled 55 = 55

Rolling.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18180814

Oh really? A 90+?

How Quaint.

>>18180832
>>18180838
We're pretty great.

>>18180838
>>18180832
YES! Plans shall never constrain us

>>18180832
Nice.
>>18180838
And even better.

>>18180838
>>18180832

>Not once.
>TWICE.

HAHAHAHA

"Look guys! I made a friend!"

Stared down the necronimcon
Achieved TWINS THEY WERE
And goddamn butlered a fucking T-Rex into classiest.

We are awesome

>>18180866

>"Look guys! I made a friend!"

You magnificent motherfucker.

rolled 62 = 62

>mfw suddenly dinosaurs
>again

>>18180898
It's gonna follow us around like a lost puppy

rolled 48 = 48

>>18180814
>[because fuck you, this wasnt the plan]

Haha, I'm laughing so hard

>>18180866
>>18180880

>"Look guys! I made a friend!"

I don't care what we call it. We're using this line.

To mark the occasion of total derailment of the thread on the first decision...

i don't know how LG did not see this coming.

I can see LG's face right now.

"Alright, this wasn't planned. And it's fucking crazy. But I have to give them a TINY chance, or they'll think I'm a dick."

"So.... 90+? Dice hate them, it should be good."

>Refresh thread.

"SON OF A-"

I love that I made that comment expecting it to be ignored and literally everyone just went for it

rolled 56 = 56

>>18180922
>LG at the very moment

>"I made a friend!"

Suddenly, I know how to cheer up Nanoha.

GIVE HER THE DINOSAUR!

>>18180959

>GIVE HER THE DINOSAUR!

You magnificent motherfucker.

Oh god, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

>>18180959
Hey Nanoha! I got you a pet, isn't he cute?

>>18180959
Oh...poor LG. He put so much work into this and we've just made him throw out all his plans.

>>18180959

It's the perfect plan! The rarer the pet, the more satisfying they are to snuggle! Why do you think Baby Pandas are so fucking adorable?

Seriously, this would be better than giving her a koala.

rolled 9 = 9

He has to redo all of his flowcharts
:(

Hush, only magic butler now.

>>18180993
However broad the rails are /tg/ always manages to derail everything

>>18180993
Well, probably not ALL the plans.

>>18180995
Koalas are fuckin' evil, man.

>GODDAMN YOU, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS.

It stops moving.
A bowtie appears at its neck and a monocle manifests over its right eye.
It looks at you.
"Oh, do pardon my earlier outburst dear chap."
It says in a stereotypical British accent.
"Name's Theodore Rexington, and I am quite delighted to make your acquaintance."

"I'm Hayate. Ayasaki Hayate. Master Rexington, I hope you don't find me too forward, but i would like to request your assistance in dealing with these ruffians." you tell him as you motion towards the raptors.

"Oh, no no, not at all. I'll be most pleased to assist you."

He charges into the fray with you on his back.
As you approach your team, you shout out to them
"HEY GUYS! I MADE A FRIEND!"

>>18180995

>Koala

Fuck Koalas.

You think they're cute right up until one comes out of a trash-can hopped up on animal tranquilizers and thirsting for blood.

One of the zoo-keepers had to club it with a fucking chair to get it off my face.

We need to find a way to bring him with us also. Maybe make it of a size small dog also. Remember we're on some kind magic arena type thing.

>>18181027

>>18181027
WE ARE MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS. Let's kick ass, take names, and defeat Nanoha by curbstoping her during a time stop.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18181027

>>18181009
Oh yeah mean little drunken bastards

>>18181027
Seriously LG all of my love for you actually doing this

Also I bet everyone watching is just going (WTF?)

>>18181027

>>18181041
maybe be a little gentler with nanoha
Also follow the plan to deal with Vita by putting her in an upside down cup and saucer with the inside coated with rebounder potion

>>18181027

>"HEY GUYS! I MADE A FRIEND!"

"Dear diary, today was a good day."

>>18181028

>One of the zoo-keepers had to club it with a fucking chair to get it off my face.

I REMEMBER THIS STORY!

Didn't it end with you in a tiger-pit?

>>18181027
O_O

Ok... I never thought we finally tamed a dinosaur so that it become a classy... But still... It is sooooo epic! ^_^

>>18181028
>>18181078
Not wanting to derail, but, what the fuck?

>>18181027
I can just imagine the instructors' faces outside as they're watching this.

>>18181078

Different incident, different zoo.

Same fucking bastard fucking drop-bears.

>>18181081
Well we still will take her out but yes we will be nice about it

Everyone looks at you.
The raptors freeze at the sight aof a huge beast now aimed at them.
YOur team staring open-mouthed.
"What the fuck did you just do?" Erica asks you.
"MADE A FRIEND!" you answer as Ted's tail sends a raptor crashing into the bleachers.
"How?" Jun asks, dumbfounded.
"FRIENDSHIP! Wheee!" you say as Ted rams a group of raptors like reptilian wrecking ball.
"Glorptnuk! yay!" Amazoness shouts in glee as you run by her and rex flings a raptor into the wall with his mouth.

With the assistance of your new friend, the raptors in the gym were routed in no time, each one of them disappearing after a particularly heavy blow.

The place now clear of reptiles, except for your new Trex companion, your group again tries to lay down plans.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18181101
Man, I really hope we get to keep the t-rex

>>18181101
Ride up to Nanoha and introduce her to Ted, offer to take her for a ride on him.

I know we are meant to be fighting but this is just too great an opportunity

>>18181101
Fun fact. Dinosaurs weren't actually reptiles - or, at least, ones shaped like raptors and t-rexes definitely weren't. They had feathers and warm blood. Technically, they were much closer to birds than reptiles.

>>18181101
>>18181027
Fuckin' glorious.

>>18181101

so we can tame any animal we put the hat on?

>>18181085

There was a real life random encounters thread about a year ago I think.

This same dude, in three different trips to the zoo, at different locations separated by a couple of years, got attacked by angry fucking koalas.

One Came out of a trash-can when he tossed in a snickers wrapper, one slammed into his back and knocked him off a walkway into a tiger-pit, and the last one had something to do with a golf cart.

I think we should give Amazoness a ride on Ted, I think she would like that

>>18181124
Some requite ties

Rhinos require eyeglasses and bowties

>>18181122

>>18181101

See if we could give Ted to Nanoha as a peace offering, stick her friend in a giant tea-cup covered in rebounder.

>>18181145

>>18181159
That is super-fucking douchey. We've been over this. It would get us killed, hurt her feelings, and is just plain mean and stupid.

>>18181028
>>18181078
>>18181092
>>18181125

Oh god, I remember this!

We need to co-opt this shit into Hayate's backstory by the way. It fits too well.

>>18181170
Hayate's universe is our universe with drop bears.

Makes sense to me.

>>18181159
Jesus fuck no.

I do like mentioning we still owe her a picnic, but the rest? Christ fuck no.

>>18181145
>FEATHERS
NOOOOOOOOOOPE.

I know i should accept the science.
But still, my nostalgia is too strong.

>>18181169
>>18181159

I was the guy who originally suggested it, as a last resort thing.

Like "She's about to kill us and we have absolutely no alternative."

It wasn't supposed to be a dramatic reveal thing either, but a thing to throw her off balance.

It's horrible, and borderline EVIL, which was why it was a 'last resort'. So everybody needs to stop acting like it is/should be 'the plan'.

>>18181195
It's just that one guy who won't fucking let go of it.

>>18181101
Sweet, see if we can locate Nanoha/Vita, they are almost certainly having no problem with the random monsters but they might distract them long enough for us to set up. We need to locate, strike fast and strike hard. We can't give Nanoha a chance to nuke this arena into nonexistence. Get close, Rebounding teapot Vita, timestop and have everybody hit Nanoha with everyfuckingthing we have. We have 80 full seconds of timestop, hopefully that is enough time to unleash enough hell to take her down.

Who can/should we share the time stop with in order to get the most efficient nuking. Us is a given as is Sakura, Erica has some long range capabilities, Shinku might be able to help and maybe Amazon can bow her. I think we need contact in order to bring them with us so Rider Kick is out and Keima can't do much in the time stop anyways.

>>18181159
I hope you get to roll for it and she blasts us in the dick with everything she's got the moment we pull her into the timestop.

Such a shitty plan.

>>18181101
We should have Shinku do some scouting, with Erica doing high-altitude recon.
They need to be careful, because both Nanoha and Vita can fly.

>>18181195
She is not going to KILL us. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Lg might got HUEHUEHUE once in a while but this is a controlled enviroment. No matter how powerful Nanoha is, they have had people much, much more powerful. In fact each handler should be more powerful than any of the students, advanced class or no.

And we shouldn't pull sleazr, dirty tricks like that just to win the tournament. Losing this will not be an end, and in fact we can take in gentlemanly.

>>18181202

To be completely fair, it would work amazingly well for it's intended purpose: throwing her off balance.

It's just kinda a dick move. Which is why it's a contingency and not our go-to.

>>18181217
Sounds like a good way to lose two party members and gain nothing.

If any of us get into Nahona's line of sight, we are out in under a second unless timestop.

Plans: probably revolve around figuring out where the enemy is. If they had an encounter with NPCs as we did, then there is likely to be a smoldering crater or some commotion somewhere. If nothing can be found by means of scanning, an areal sweep is in order.

Whatever the fuck we do, do not go "every man for himself" again. That was fucking retarded. Stay as a group, spread out (of course), and attempt to pick off enemies one-by-one should they break off into groups.

If they do the same kind of group-sweep motions we're doing, try to maneuver into an advantageous terrain position.

As as aside, we should later get some mundane non-magical weapons. Swords are fine (better if it a dress sword), but conventional weaponry (a la Homura) could be in order, especially if we can stash it in our folio.

>>18181233
There are only two of them and you won't be able to separate them

>>18181233
What's that gif from?

>>18181233

Yeah a nice old fashion handgun might be great for the inevitable magic cancelling enemies.

>>18181243
Cat Shit One

>>18181218

Everyone but ONE GUY agrees that it's a dick move.

That's why nobody thinks we should do it except maybe, MAYBE, as a last resort.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18181257
Not even then.
Jesus christ, it's just plain WRONG.

>>18181262
The guy who suggested it said it was an absolute last resort.
We have one fag who won't shut up about it regardless what we say.

Leave it and let's discuss important things like how to win this properly

>>18181262

>WRONG

Which is why it was at the very bottom of our list of contingency plans.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18181274
It shouldn't even BE in the bloody list

You introduce your team to Ted.
And Keima tells you the preliminary plans.

"Okay, we know now what mike meant about random hostiles." he explains. "Luckily the dinosaurs dont seem to be able to fire lasers or anything else weirder."
"We just have to manuever around them."
"As for our opponents, Elsie's scans shows them waiting in the park in town."
"I think we should just go at them as hard and as fast as we could."
"Try to split them up and take one down should the opportunity arise."
"Okay team, move out."

Shinku, Sakura and Erica take to the air.
Keima and Jun on Gai's motorcycle.
You and Amazoness on Ted.

You group manages to fend off groups of raptors that jump you on the road.
Just as you enter the town, a man in grey armor stops you.

"I don't know how you overrode the combat protocols, kid. But like i've said before, I like your style." Mike tells you as he unsheathes his axe and sword.

>>18181274
Under 'Accept Defeat' even.

>>18181274
Not even then. It would be far better to lose this SCHOOL COMPETITION than do something so sleazy. It doesn't deserve to be anywhere on the list at all.

>>18181279
See exactly what he wants and then blast him.

If he is in here to make it harder we will show him how we almost beat Santa on our second day

Who guys, calm yourselves, I didn't know bringing that up again would cause such a commotion. I saw it mentioned when reading the past threads to catch up, and missed any actual discussion about it.

In any case, tactical positioning is probably the thing to do now.

If we're using the grounds and Bureau as a battle ground, we can force them into close-quarters combat by going deep into the building.

>>18181279
Elongate a knife to lance-length and bring Rexington to jousting speed.

>>18181274
But it isn't even a contingency plan; it's a SUICIDE plan.
>>18181279
>ELOPE
Oh gawd
>Mike
This is our fight. Send Ted and Amazoness on ahead.

>>18181279
>"I don't know how you overrode the combat protocols, kid. But like i've said before, I like your style." Mike tells you as he unsheathes his axe and sword.

>LG: "Oh you guys want a dinosaur? Here you go. Oh, and here's Mike in full combat gear fighting against you, he comes with the package. HAHAHA

rolled 28 = 28

>>18181279
IT IS TIME FOR US TO RIDE UNTO BATTLE.
MAY THE BETTER PRIMATE WIN

>>18181279
"Sup, Mike? Like my new friend? I taught him how to be civilized and gentlemanly."

>>18181297
Oh god, this. This is fucking perfect.

Plan: Offer Nanoha the T-Rex as a peace offering and/or ask for her surrender.

Her friend gets the rebounder-teacup if she attacks us.

No matter what happens, HAYATE DOES NOT TAKE DIRECT OFFENSIVE ACTION AGAINST NANOHA. WHATEVER THE SHIT IS GOING ON BETWEEN US, PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE.

>>18181279
>Mike
>Axe and sword

Is that supposed to be Max?

>>18181308
>>18181301
OOPS TYPO. It's MAX facing you, not MIKE.

Mike's full combat suit is riot gear.

>>18181312
I think it may be

>>18181321
who was Max again?

rolled 32 = 32

>>18181297
>>18181308
These are good.

>>18181297
Aim for the throat!

>>18181330
HLQ protagonist. Has all the best weapons and shit from 40k and a harem of spacebitches.

>>18181321
Oh well if it's Max then yes, >>18181297
JOUSTING SPEED!

>>18181321

>Max

Offer him some bear-leaves, then have Kraus make a life-sized chocolate of Ron Burgundy.

rolled 16 = 16

>>18181340
HLQ?

>>18181330
He's in charge of the Advanced Class, also the PC in Heretic Love Quest, I think?

>>18181311

YES.

I second everything about this post, especially the bit about us not attacking her directly.

>>18181349

I'm voting for this as our back-up plan.

>>18181340
>>18181354

Oh. That shouldn't be a problem.
He's actually piss-poor at fighting (since he's just a regular guardsman)... unless things have drastically changed after thread 20 or so.

>>18181311
I don't think we'll be given a choice.

Hmmm...well, this is a test of how we handle combat, maybe the instructors will allow it.

IF we out-joust Max here.

>be up until 6 am finishing last thread
>feel good for getting the saving roll against ultimate blade works
>know I'm gonna miss the start of this part because of dinner
>biting nails wondering whats gonna go happen/will the dice screw us
>see thread
>dinosaur
>tamed by sheer butlerness
>mfw

Fantastic works chaps.
LG, carry on.

I want to try to resolve this diplomatically, because taking on a handler/adviser seems fucking dumb.

"Are you a random hostile now, Max? Master Rexington and I have no qualm with you."

>>18181361
Yeah, support our team and take out Vita but we can't hurt her

>>18181370
If he's in charge of the Advanced class, I've gotta assume he's gone beyond a "regular guardsman."

"By now, my girls should be blasting the bajeesus out of Mike. To return the favor, I shall give you the chance to do the same to me."
His sword glows a sickly green while the blade on his axe emits a white hue.

"Shit. I didn't know they would be in the fight."
"hey keima..." you say

[ ]"you guys go ahead, leave this to me"
[ ]"lets jump him"
[ ]"i love you"

>dafuk? spell checker says that "AXE" is not the right spelling. WTF

>>18181392
Unless the advanced class doesn't focus on combat specifically.

>>18181393
>[✓] "I love you. God ahead - leave this to me."

>>18181393
[x] I love you
r wings, they're so pretty.

>>18181393
[X]"you guys go ahead, leave this to me"

"Kraus, jousting steak knife, if you would."

rolled 62 = 62

>>18181404
>[✓] "I love you. Go ahead - leave this to me."
this.

>>18181393
>[x]"you guys go ahead, leave this to me"

>>18181406
This

>>18181404
>>18181405
This is serious time, let's not fuck with Keima, m'kay?

>>18181427
PFFFFFFFffine...

rolled 62 = 62

>>18181406
Rolling for this, to get rid of the people that don't know when things should get serious.

>steak knife
>not a jousting fork

Does it even matter? I think a fork would make more sense, though.

>>18181397
Well he was better than a regular guardsman by quite a bit.

I think we should fight him as a team. Make sure we take him down

>>18181427
seconded.
[x] Handle this ourselves
and we already agreed that we don't screw with Keima when its combat time. We've already apologized for it once today, we'd just look like a douche.

>>18181393
For the record, he's got a Plaugesword and a Nemesis Force Axe, either one of which will wreck our shit on even a glancing hit.

Jousting may not be the best plan.

>>18181393
Teamwork, loudly announce "You guys go ahead" prepare the jousting fork, and when he goes for the joust have the others hit him from the side/back where he isn't expecting it.

>>18181463
Really?
Hmm

Lets jump him then.

>>18181466
I like this one. Be brave, smart, and devious all at once.

>>18181463

Rebounder tea-cup?

Test our plan before we use it against Nanoha's friend?

>>18181466
I do hope it's not too late to change my vote to this.

"you guys go ahead, leave this to me" you tell your team as you help Amazoness off Ted.
"Okay, Goodluck." keima tells you. "Keep in contact"

Max generously lets them through as they head off to face Nanoha and Vita.

"You have guts AND style." he tells you "we should hang out after this."
"Okay, kid. how do you want to do this?"

[ ]armed combat
[ ]joust
[ ]fisticuffs
[ ]other?

>>18181466
I like it.

>>18181475

Oh god this.

Act like it's going to be a duel, then tea-cup him and RUN AWAY.

>>18181482

Bear leaf tea.

Pretend to drink it, then put him in a rebounder tea-cup.

>>18181482
Ranged combat or bunnymodo fisticuffs. His melee weapons are one hit killers.

>>18181482
Fisticuffs.
His weapons far outweigh ours in melee and he can move pretty fast even in terminator armour

rolled 89 = 89

>>18181482
With the weapons that he has, Max would trounce us in armed combat.
Joust and fisticuffs might work,

But then again, I like
>>18181475

So, [x] other
We go in for a hand-to-hand fight, then put him into a teacup and saucer covered in Rebounder.

>>18181482
We are a gentleman, we shall therefore compete in a sporting match of the noble art of fisticuffs.

>>18181498

THIS!

THIS FUCKING PLAN!

>>18181466
I'm only voting against this because
Max likes our style, and our style is sheer ballsiness in the face of a challenge. If we stick to that, and manage to get even a single real hit on him like we did against Kris, it will get us mega points with Max, and probably a host of other teachers as well.

>>18181482
TRICKERY, it is our best chance. Challenge him to a joust then either bounce him far far far away, stick him in a rebounding tea cup or my favorite have our friends jump him from the back.

Honorable Combat is for when we aren't against a man in grey knight power armor with a Nemesis Force axe and a plaguesword.

>>18181482
>[✓] Joust

>>18181482
Fisticuffs.

Well, see, now shooting him from the back is just dishonorable!

Joust or fisticuffs.

If fisticuffs, have our bunny familiar be referee.

Also, I wanted to point out that in Princess Debut, your dance instructor is a bunny that can transform into human-sized proportions.

>>18181513
We will get way more bro points for losing like a boss than winning like a dick.

Fisticuffs.

>>18181482
>[X]other?

Trapeze fisticuffs

Hanging from our legs in midair, swinging and punching

>>18181490
>>18181498
>>18181503
>>18181509

So, we're going to disarm him, drug him, and then TRAP him in a fucking bouncy-castle.

Gentlemen, we have a plan.

rolled 41 = 41

>>18181482
[x] joust
go big or go home. still opposed to a tricksy plan against him.

>>18181482
let's get our Joust on.

[X] Other : Bear combat?
We both go bear mode and fight

>>18181531
More votes for plain old fisticuffs.

>>18181531

This plan is fucking amazing, so I'm voting for it even though I know it isn't going to win.

Erryone voting fistcuffs but aren't we much better at sword fighting?

rolled 96 = 96

I'm gonna throw a vote in for TRICKERY. If a plan isn't ridiculously circuitous it's barely a plan at all.

>>18181552

To be fair, I think the other plan is much better.

And i typed it before the fisticuffs thing became so popular.

Good old fisticuffs or >>18181537
BEAR fisticuffs.

Either way we have a shot but bear fisticuffs would be awesome

>>18181560

Only way I'd vote for Hand-to-Hand, is if we use the HURRICANE KICK.

I know people think Max would respect a stand-up fight more, but we all know that he's going to laugh his ass off in retrospect.

I'm throwing my support behind >>18181531

>>18181566
>I like my plan, you probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty deep

rolled 97 = 97

>>18181482
Fisticuffs. We are a combat butler, and it fits in with our refined aesthetic.

>>18181482
[X] Butler-off.

Ahh hell yeah, duel of dapper.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18181595
Fuck it, time for more refuge in audacity.

>>18181596
You didn't see Operation Bouncy Castle?

>>18181560
He has a fuckoff deadly kill on touch sword and our Fort save is pretty much nonexistent.

>>18181610
No just the way he said it sounded very hipster

>>18181560
We have a swordbelt and cutlery, he has a giant power axe attuned to his psychic powers and a sword crafted out of disease and malignancy by fucking Nurgle. Bad bet on our end.

>Fisticuffs
"I would like to challenge you to the gentlemanly art of fisticuffs. let our bare hands do the talking."
"bare hands huh?" max says."I have just the thing."

He puts down his weapons and pulls out a small candy tin. He throws it at you.

"here, eat some." he says "not as strong as the stuff i used to take back in Yagis V, but it does the trick."

You look down at the tin in your hands, a picture of a gummybear is on it.

You take some out and pop them into your mouth.

>>18181637
>bear hands
Oh no, we're going to end up headbutting a tree again, aren't we?

>>18181637
YEAH! Now all we are missing is doom rider flying past

>>18181637
Fuck

yes.

>>18181615

>Hipster.

I'm fairly certain you don't know what that means.

>>18181610

>Operation Bouncy Castle

If that's the one I'm thinking of, it's proper name was 'phone home'.

>>18181637
>BEAR HANDS
YES.jpg

>>18181637
BEAR FIGHT.

no one seems to want armed combat, we estimate we'd get raped.

Seems we're split between fisticuffs and pulling a fast one.

>>18181637

Dammit.

This would be the perfect time to fake him out and go with the other plan too.

>>18181637
oh hell yes.

>>18181637
>>18181666

>Bear leaves
>fisticuffs plan instead of the fast one.

This is like the time when you mentioned a bike and then completely ignored PHONE HOME.

I wanna hate you, but your alternative is JUST good enough to make that really difficult.

>>18181653
Nope this was a new plan using rebounder and a tea cup

>>18181666
Fuck you satan, we bear now

>>18181682
Fisticuffs was leading in votes I am pretty sure

>>18181693

Looked really close to me.

Course, now the question's academic, LG's pretty solid on never going back on anything no matter how badly he may have fucked up.

>>18181711
Yep, it is a good thing though otherwise things get bogged down in people crying for a retcons

>>18181711

Horribly irritating as that is, at least he's consistent about it.

>>18181718

>its a good thing

Most of the time.

Then he forgets to refresh and takes us in the one direction everyone wanted to avoid.

YOU ARE A BEAR.
HE IS A BEAR.

You stand on the bank of a mighty river, beneath it, salmon swim upstream to get to thier spawning grounds.

The salmon will be yours.
The bear-bitches will be yours.
He thinks the exact same thing.

He roars his challenge,
You roar your defiance.

You both charge.
RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWR!
ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!

Your claws flash in the sunlight as two prime examples of nature's most vicious killing machine clash.

***ROARLL FOR COMBAT***
You must roll an 80+ to beat max.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18181747
HAHA, BEAR COMBAT!

>>18181736
He's gotten better about the refresh thing, though.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18181747

WELP, here comes the train-wreck.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18181747
BEARFIGHT

>>18181736
and we counter by derailing with excellent rolls. It's a give and take relationship.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18181747
BEAR COMBAAAAT!

rolled 69 = 69

>>18181747
BRING IT.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18181747
Sheeet

rolled 25 = 25

>>18181747
We gonna lose. Fuck them dice.

rolled 51 = 51

>>18181747
This better lead to bearmode ( with a suitably frilly costume and kumamimi ) becoming a power

rolled 43 = 43

>>18181747
We can do this! We can best him at his own game, Bear Combat!

>>18181768
WE ARE NOW DONE HERE.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18181747
rollan and postan this again

rolled 75 = 75

>>18181768
Well at least someone here can roll.

>>18181768
>96
YES! WE ARE BESTEST BEAR!

rolled 46 = 46

>>18181757

When did this happen?

>>18181768
We beat the commissar at his own game

rolled 1 = 1

>>18181761
>WELP, here comes the train-wreck.

I think you mean "WELP, let's loose the hurt-train"

rolled 16 = 16

>>18181653
Phone Home was rebounding with the bike off the castle in to the aliums.

Bouncy Castle is coating a cup and saucer with Rebounder and trapping some one in them.

>>18181792
Nice noko'd 1d1

>>18181792
and the cycle is complete.

>>18181796

Just realized: we were supposed to do that to Nanoha's friend.

By staying behind, we have all but guaranteed their defeat.

>>18181792
>noko+1d1

Wait a second, are you trying to cheat me again

>>18181812
We can catch up.

>>18181812
I'm hoping that Mike is able to keep them distracted long enough for us to catch up to our team. Hell if we are lucky he'll do some damage to Vita, if we are beyond lucky we'll only have to deal with Nanoha.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18181812
I figure when we catch up, our team will have taken out Vita and been wiped, so it is just her and us.

We can then stand there and stare at her while she sorts out her emotions and then blasts us.

>>18181812
And that's why I wanted all of us to fight Max, as awesome as this path has gone

Your combined primal rage sends shockwaves through the landscape.
You claw, bite, and tackle each other with neither getting the upper hand.
Your fighting takes you into the river.
Salmon scramble as you invade thier aquatic domain.

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
you say as water splashes wildly around you
RAAAAAAAAAAWR!
he answers as he takes another swipe at you, his fur dripping wet much like your own.

You dodge the swipe.
He slips on a particularly slippery rock.
He's down.

YOu stand up to full height and prepare to bring down your claws to finish him off.

"My, my, my... What do we have here." a man in a red suit interrupts you from the riverbank.
"a couple of flea-ridden bears messing up my favorite fishing spot? Can't have that now, can we?"

>>18181839
We are not going to just take a dive.

But we won't hurt her either

>>18181839
Personally, I'd prefer the "Nanoha blasts us-Time Stop-get in front of her-punch through her Barrier-"I'm sorry, Nanoha-chan" right before she gets teleported out and the combat exercise ends".

rolled 20 = 20

>>18181856
RON BURGUNCLAUS

WE MEET AGAIN

>>18181856
FUUUUUUUUU
ROOOOON BUUUURGUNDYYYYYYYYYYY!

rolled 63 = 63

>>18181856
>>18181870
>>18181878
I don't fuckin' even.

Is this a HLQ thing?

>>18181870
>>18181878
Who's that?

rolled 70 = 70

>>18181862
We might have enough timestop to dodge until she runs out of energy. Then we can be all apologetic and tea laser.

Then picnic.

>>18181865
I like that idea as well.

We will have to go do the picnic / dinner idea afterwards that was posted in the earlier threads too

rolled 28 = 28

>>18181884
Ron Burgundy is the sworn enemy of bears. In our bear state, we have confused Santa for him.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18181890
If everyone else is down, skip the tea laser, go directly to picnic. Force a technical draw.

>>18181884
Yeah, you really need to read that to understand it.

In short, bear leaves make you think you are a bear, you fit like one for a while and then Ron burgundy shows up and bears put aside their differences to fight him

rolled 1 = 1

>>18181905
Oh hell yes.

>>18181865
Her shields might be weaker right after or while she fires a major beam, so wait for her to be about to fire, time stop, dodge, and tea laser her in the back of the head.

>>18181917
or maybe not!

>>18181906
hahahaha

where does Bear Leaves originate from?

>>18181905
Tripfag has a good idea here.

In this case a tie means everybody wins.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18181906
Well, that's another quest to add to my weekend reading.

>>18181929
As far as i know Heretical Love Quest by Papa N, it's all on suptg if you search for it

>>18181929
Heretical Love Quest.

We got the option to eat some leaves during a fight or something once and they turned us into a bear.

a billion hours in paint.

>>18181935
I need to stop rolling when there's nothing to roll for.

>>18181917
Welp, there's some legit HUEHUEHUE.

>>18181935
It's completed now, Papa N said he only wanted a certain length of it so it wouldn't get old

>>18181950
Not during a roll for anything so probably won't count

You dont know who that guy is.
But something about that red suit, and that fucking mustache makes you want to destroy him.
The other bear quickly gets up on his feet and roars at this new intruder.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
he says, his anger flaring

You have no idea why, but yours do so too.
You bare your fangs and do the same.
ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

The two of you charge.

"No one challenges Ron Burgundy and gets away with it. I WILL MAKE YOU INTO RUGS FOR MY FIREPLACE. AND I WILL FUCK MANY A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON YOUR DEAD FURRY SKINS!"

The three of you collide in mid-air

**ROLL FOR RON FIGHTAN**

rolled 5 = 5

>>18181981
ROOOOOAAAAAAR!

rolled 95 = 95

>>18181981
All of my bear rage

rolled 42 = 42

>>18181981
I just hope his News Team doesn't assemble.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18181981
BURGUNDYYYYYY

rolled 31 = 31

>>18181981

rolled 30 = 30

>>18181981
FUCK YES BEAR COMBAT

rolled 33 = 33

>>18181981
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18181981

rolled 97 = 97

>>18181981
This is fucking insane and I love it.

rolled 3 = 3

I have no idea what is going on!

>>18181981
This pleases me sexually.

>>18181981

punt ron just like the bad man punted his dog.

>>18181987
WE ARE GREATEST BEAR EVER

please don't let hallucination Ron Burgundy be Nanoha. Please let it be Vita.

>>18181981
Wait. What's happened to Theodore Rexington? We haven't confused Ted for Ron Burgundy, have we?

>>18182051

>Did not even consider this possibility.
>Am scared.

Could be Santa.

"Wait, are those... Dammit Max, those are contraband."
>Goes to stop him.
"GRAHH BURGUNDY!"
>realizes the red suit was a bad idea.

>>18182013
>>18181987
You bite Ron Burgundy as the other bear uses his claws.
The man punches, kicks and karate chops his way into the fray.

He manages to send you reeling with a well placed foot to your ursine groin.
Your bear brother attacks him from behind, aiming for the neck.
You quickly get up and attack from the side, attempting to bury your fangs into his liver.

You both connect. He's down.
You ready yourself to deliver the finishing blow.

>>18182051
>Red Suit
>Hallucination
Im betting it's gonna end with Hayate Vs Nahona

>>18182051
>>18182079
>>18182080

Red suit?

Brown Hair?

I'm thinking Kemia.

You know what I remember from HLQ? BEAR LEAVES ALWAYS END BADLY.

>>18182081
ohjesusgodthisisgonnabebad

>>18182101
Name one time we ended up worse off after we used bear leaves.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18182101
Nt always badly. With the worst headache ever but only about 50% badly

>>18182101
I dont want to cry myself to sleep tonight!

>>18182101
Except max said so himself.
These arent as strong as the original bear leaves.

And there I go forgetting to drop my dice

rolled 67 = 67

>>18182101
We never hurt anyone on bear leaves in HLQ. We only made bros and attacked inanimate objects.

>>18182051
>>18182079
>>18182080
>>18182096
>>18182101

We just HAD to go for the Bear Leaves.

"Oh no, trickery BAD, let's get fucking stoned to the point where we think we're a bear and then maul somebody who we think is Ron Burgundy."

Fucking A. This Is Why I Drink.

>>18182101
Keima could not have dropkicked a bear in the balls.

>>18182101
recently he's been using Red, as in Red Brained/Haired, to identify Vita, so that's why I'm praying it's her.

>>18182123
Sure is jumping to conclusions in here.

>>18182123
Quit bitching this was going awry from post 1

>>18182126

He's feisty.

Plus slobbering?

Growling?

The fact that we only think we're a bear?

He might very well think we're trying to rape him. Where's the FIRST PLACE you would aim for on a guy acting like that?

>>18182123
No you drink because you don't get along with people and have nothing better to do. Don't foist that shit on us.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18182123
Implying we did not just see through the elaborate illusion and trickery the one who call himself Keima has been weaving all this time. Now we know his TRUE form.

We have averted a massive catastrophe here, men.

>>18182133

Not really disagreeing with the intent of your post but...
>let's get fucking stoned to the point where we think we're a bear and then maul somebody who we think is Ron Burgundy

This is literally exactly what just happened.

but WHO WAS THIRD BEAR?

>>18182149

>He might very well think we're trying to rape him.

I will probably piss myself laughing if this is the case.

>>18182188

Wait, what?

What third bear?

"Goddammit woman, can't you see im in the middle of something here?"
The other bear says as he's about to bring his paw down.
And then he disappears.
The river, the salmon, the guy in red. They all disappear.

You find yourself sitting on a dented and abused mailbox. Unsure of what the fuck happened.
"Say, good man, Are you quite all right?" Ted asks you a few meters from behind.
"what happened?" you ask him
"You roared quite ferociously and the two of you grappled for a bit." he explains as he cleans his monocle. "Then you attacked that poor mailbox like it a couple of drunk rugby players."

'Kid, I had to get out of the match.' Max says in your head 'Personal stuff... Let's do this again sometime.'

A few meters away, the gummybear tin sits on the pavement.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18182149
>He might very well think we're trying to rape him
I was under the distinct impression that we were trying just this.

>>18182211
Tin in folio, find team.

>>18182211
Awesome, we didn't hurt anyone.

Catch up to the others. On our T-Rex.

>>18182211
Keep the tin for future contingencies, store it, then catch the hell up with the rest of our team. Hopefully everything hasn't gone to shit yet.

>>18182211
Acquire artifact; contact the rest of the team.

>>18182211
Grab the tin, prepare for anti-vita combat.

>>18182211
Ideas
>Give Bear bears to Shirou
>Give Bear bears to twins
>Give Bear bears to Jakob

>>18182211

yeh take that shitty letter box.

>>18182211
Time for T-rex back lancing now! Reconnect with the rest of the party.

>>18182211

Catch up with the team.

Then: >>18181311

>>18182211
Pocket drugs, ride Ted to glorious battle, check in with Keima on what we missed while we were a bear.

Stash tin.
Contact team.
Regain composure.
Ride Rex into battle (if there is a battle left to rejoin).

>>18182225
seconded

>>18182211
Scoop up the gummybear tin, put it in our folio. Then make best speed with Theodore to where the rest of our team is located.
Get a tactical sitrep from Keima.

>>18182237
>Get raped to death
>Get raped to death
>Might be cool.

>>18182237
>twins
NOOOO BAD IDEA

>>18182241

This guy, right here.

>>18182253
Delicious Bearica

>>18182237
>Give Bear bears to twins
YES. THEY WILL RAPE US TO DEATH. IT WILL BE A GOOD BAD END.

>>18182253
Erica will probably go through our folio and find them eventually. And she sure does love candy.

>>18182268
PANIC.jpg

Also, pic is what we just did.

>>18182268
And then she will take us. Take us hard and without mercy. Anyway, let's mentillate to Keima, see where we're needed now that we've dealt with the situation.

Possible head game: Suggest playing a game against Nanoha in order to decide the winner, instead of a fight.

When she agrees, say we're playing Russian Roulette.

Use Time-Stop to remove the bullet after giving it a spin, pull trigger against own head, hand her the gun and sip tea.

>>18182241
>>18182256

These.

>>18182284
That's just evil, man.

>>18182284
We don't need any elaborate shit.

We use timestop and bunnymode to dodge her attacks until she runs out of juice, then we sit down and have some tea and maybe talk out our feelings.

>>18182284

Not sure I like the idea of using that against Nanoha, but that would be fucking awesome for future use.

Holy shit, could you imagine the look on the other guy's face?

Let's save this idea. Even if we don't use it now, it's too good not to try at some point.

>>18182301
With everyone watching maybe we just want to have tea in silence.

>>18182294
This is Nanoha, magical laser beatings improve friendships not ruin them. We can timestop befriend/nuke her with our team.

>>18182284
He about no.

That's worse than kissing her

>>18182301
Let's not talk about it on a stage such as this. Try to finish things as quickly and painlessly as possible, and deal with the emotional wreck once attention has been diverted elsewhere.

>>18182305
>>18182284

The idea IS awesome beyond words, but I don't think Nanoha's a good target for it.

We totally need to bank this shit for later though.

Still a fan of forcing a draw or stalemate with Nahona. Dodge her attacks and don't hit back.

>>18182284
Good idea, but not against Nanoha.

Come on, man.

No, if we're the last of the team left, fight everyone alone until it's just us and Nanoha (or we lose).

When it's just us and Nanoha, offer a surrender, saying we don't want to fight her and would rather go on a picnic instead.

Depending on her reaction at that point, either stay and chat, or eliminate ourselves from the game.

>>18182325
I'm personally a fan of beating her, and saying "I'm sorry" so softly that only she can hear, before she gets teleported out.

Then we have a nice dinner with her, after letting the twins know about it.
The picnic we promised for Sakura, Nanoha, and Madoka.

YOu quickly scoop up the tin of sweets and put it away.
Jumping up on Ted's back, you try and contact your team

**ROLL EM'**
1-30 no one left
31-60 few left
61-80 everyone ok
81-100 vita is down
i will be drawing randomly for the average

>>18182341
This is the best idea by far.

No fucking with her heard no being a prick be classy and be nice to her

rolled 94 = 94

>>18182348
Oh shit, incoming TPK!

>>18182352
DO NOT ROLL ANYMORE!!!

>>18182352
ZING!

rolled 97 = 97

>>18182348
Rollin

rolled 16 = 16

>>18182348
rollan
HERE COME THE FUCK-UPS

>>18182352
Quick, nobody else roll

rolled 58 = 58

>>18182348
:V
>>18182357
That's just cheating, man.

>>18182348
>>18182352
>>18182364

STOP ROLLING!

rolled 56 = 56

>>18182348
Night of the Ninety-Nines scare you, LG?

>>18182352
>>18182364
Alrighty then.

>>18182359
>>18182357
>>18182352
Its average. Ill need more rolls to pick from

>>18182366
>>18182368
>>18182374

FFS

you guys

Scary nobody is suggesting after beating her, we induct he as the first member of our reserve harem. The twins are first and second of main forces, any too young will become reserve for a few years.

>>18182364
>>18182352
WTF is up with these dice!?

>>18182364
>>18182352
Hopefully it is mainly these two

>>18182348
going for 1s!

rolled 30 = 30

>>18182348
1 on 1 time?