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    90 KB Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)21:33 No.18167507  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    Mike walks up together with the man in Grey armor you remember from the stargate.
    "Okay guys, lets do this." the guy says. "I'm Commissar Knight Max Decarius, and I lead the Advanced classes. Me and Mike here decided to pit you all up against each other to determine how well you will all react in combat against an unpredictable, organized foe. Also, we want to watch you kids beat the shit out of each other."
    he laughs.

    Mike interrupts him quickly."The four teams of the Basic classes against the 4 teams of the Advanced classes. You will pick opponents by random drawing."

    "Victory will be determined by elimination. Eliminate all the members of the opposing team, and you win." Max explains.

    "We will outfit all of you with an extra barrier that will absorb damage. Each barrier shall be calibrated to fit the levels of damage you can incur. Once the barrier passes the damage set to it, you will be eliminated and teleported from the arena." Mike says.

    "Think of it as a healthbar for yourself. If it goes 0, you're out." Max finishes.

    After your drew your opponents, and the matches begun, you find you and your team teleported to an empty city.
    A kilometer away, your opponents the unknown team from the advanced classes, get ready for the fight.

    >got home last night and just crashed into bed
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:35 No.18167542
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    Been f5ing all day waiting for this.

    I've also been abusing the shit out of the Advice Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:36 No.18167548
    >got home last night and just crashed into bed
    Eh, it's okay. You've been running this nonstop for, what, 2 weeks now?

    Anyway, let's get Erica and Shinku in the air, and start doing some recon.
    Have Frau and Shinku feed data back to Elsie and Keima for analysis.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:37 No.18167564

    Set up scouting? Suggest that if Erica's an obvious scout, they'll focus on dodging her, and miss another person we might stick in the mix.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:38 No.18167579

    How many of those do you have?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:38 No.18167593

    Scout with Shinku and Erica, everybody else stays semi-close until further notice.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)21:39 No.18167604
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    "Okay guys, just keep close until we know what were dealing with." Keima instructs you from under a cup.
    Jun takes out some thread and weaves some sort of web in between the buildings to surround the cup, making an almost invisible barrier.

    You ready yourself with some knives in each hand.
    Erica and Shinku take to the air, and wait for instructions.
    Gai has his bike out, with Amazoness again taking a seat on it behind him.

    they say in chess, that the first few moves can determine the game.
    You prepare to make yours.


    >lol late to start thread due to SWQ
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:39 No.18167610
    Erica and Shinku scout, we make a measured advance up behind them.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:40 No.18167619
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    Plenty my friend.

    Plenty enough for tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:42 No.18167669
    This and move through concealment if at all possible. Being able to bushwack them will be lovely.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:43 No.18167683
    >Team Shirou is INSANE
    >Lily the only sane person onboard, and thus the whipmistress

    LG, make this happen
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:43 No.18167689
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    Follow the previously mentioned scouting plan.

    See if we can set up an ambush: There's a type of boxing called counter-boxing, where you lean in to your opponents punches and use their own momentum against them.

    Risky, but possibly our best bet against better trained/equipped foes.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:44 No.18167704
    Erica and Shinku scout ahead, with Gai and Amazoness advancing carefully.

    We need to stay here with Keima and Jun until we're ready to move up.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)21:44 No.18167710
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    Keima instructs Shinku and Erica to scout.
    The two fly off in the general direction of the enemy.
    A few moments later you hear the distant pops of gunfire.
    'Three of them,' Erica reports, 'Theyre using paper.'

    'Paper?' Keima asks her to clarify 'how exactly?'
    'Constructs, they have paper beasts, and one of them threw some at me like shurikens,' she says.

    'Okay, come back you two.' Keima instructs them.
    'roger.' a second later Shinku and Erica fly in through a window over your heads.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:45 No.18167715


    pic related i assume?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:46 No.18167746
    Sadly I realized something. We need many and more combo moves, such as:

    Unlimited Tea Works -

    "I am the bone of my China
    Steel is my Kettle, and fire is my mixture
    I have served over a thousand banquets
    Well-known to satisfaction
    Nor known to failure
    Have withstood pain to create many flavors
    Yet these hands always serve their master
    So as I pray,
    Unlimited Tea Works"

    But the problem is we'd need to work with Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:47 No.18167754
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    Consider the manifold uses of fire.

    Ask Kraus if he can make napalm, or failing that High enough proof alcohol that it can be used as rocket fuel.


    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:48 No.18167771
    Oh noes, the ROD sisters. If I remember correctly, getting them wet will mess with their paper BS. So, either water or a very dilute potion needs to be sprayed at them. Also, bushwacking.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:48 No.18167773
    Get the hose. now.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:48 No.18167775


    This be Flame of Recca Tiem?

    Specifically that pretty boy from team Kuu
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:48 No.18167781

    You know, the more and more I read/hear about that series, the more I wonder how it became so fucking popular.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:49 No.18167789
    We have water in the form of our tea; the paper should be easy to take out.

    Move forward, with Erica and Shinku staying behind and ready to come in to provide close air support. We're in an urban environment, we should use the buildings to provide cover for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:50 No.18167808
    The three sisters from the Read or Die TV series, shit.

    Prepare liquids to defeat their paper constructs.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)21:50 No.18167821
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    because of saber.
    stupid sexy saber.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:51 No.18167830

    I can think of no less than fifteen people in anime and mange that use paper based shit.

    There's that chick from Naruto, that one guy from Inuyasha, those tag guys from bleach, the Tao user chick from Black Cat....

    Seriously, don't jump to conclusions.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:53 No.18167872
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    We're not going to try and use fire against paper?

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:54 No.18167880
    Not when we can use liquids, no.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:54 No.18167883
    Water's the better bet, do you really want a flaming paper spear thrown at us?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:55 No.18167893
    Liquids are easier to pull off with our powers. Fire related options are pretty limited.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:55 No.18167897

    Did you make all of these images?

    I literally can't stop laughing at them.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:56 No.18167912
    Paper loses it;s integrity when wet, fire is hot and can still fly at us.
    Also one of the ROD girls is the fucking librarian. We cant be that far off.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:57 No.18167927

    What about flammable liquids? e can have Kraus whip up some really high proof shit.

    Then when/if liquid fails, we can immediately go to plan B and set their shit alight.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)21:59 No.18167969
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    >Did you make all of these images?

    Indeedy do.


    >Liquid that burns.

    I like this guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:01 No.18168005
    I love how you think.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)22:02 No.18168018
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    "Move forward!" Keima instructs the mobile ones in your group.
    Shinku takes Jun and jumps into a mirror.
    Gai and amazones ride ahead, with you and Erica not far behind.

    two blocks away, you spot them.
    Theyre on a roof, three females and what appears to be a bear made out of sheets of paper.

    You see the smaller one throw cards while the other one releases arrows from a bow.
    Gai gets hit with a card, not much damage.
    You block with a tray just in time to deflect an arrow.

    And then they split up.
    On jumps down to road level, running straight for you, followed by the bear.
    The one with the bow crosses the gaps between buildings and jumps from roof to roof, the smaller one crashes through a window into a building.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:04 No.18168043
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    I have all sorts of plans like these.

    <-- Like that one.


    Found your little meme-generator.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:04 No.18168045

    Into the building, Erica can deal with the one on the roof.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:06 No.18168066
    Walls of Havanna!
    Then Tea Rain to drench the approaching girl and the bear.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:06 No.18168067
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    Get in that building.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:06 No.18168068
    divide and conquer! they split up, we gang up! they Custer, we Sioux and Cheyenne. beatdown go!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:07 No.18168079
    Knew it, can Kraus conjure a wave of Earl Grey?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:07 No.18168082
    Ok, the Archer we're going to want to introduce to melee combat, introducing her to gai and amazoness rather than giving her a chance to plink away is good. The small acrobat martial arts one we don't want to give her a chance to get close, how demolishable is the building she is in, if it's not we can set up a kill zone, but never let her close? The construct ought to be very nukable from us and/or sakura. We have air superiority unless the constructor makes a bird. See if we can cut them off through air support and focus on them individually. Taking out the Archer first, their leader is priority.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)22:07 No.18168090
    >gang up
    Who do you engage first?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:07 No.18168091

    I know this doesn't have much to do with anything, but why did you write Hayate as a smarmy cunt instead of how he's been portrayed?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:09 No.18168120
    Because this is hayate's internal monologue which is us. And our plans basically involve banging every woman in the multiverse
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:09 No.18168138
    Ground level one. Our air support can keep the archer busy, and we can have Elsie or Shinku keep tabs on the one in the building.

    Everyone else can focus fire on the one coming at us.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:10 No.18168139
    Engage first the construct.
    Erica can keep the archer occupied, and the little one is inside the building with Shinku and Jun.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:10 No.18168151
    Speak for yourself champ.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:10 No.18168152

    Cross between it being internal dialogue as opposed to the classy stuff we've been doing out loud, and the fact that this is closer to our INTENT for actions as opposed to how LG normally writes it up.

    Plus, I looked at that face and immediately thought 'bitch please'.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:11 No.18168163
    Can we use tea to make the paper constructs and items soggy and worthless? If so, then let's do that first.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:11 No.18168168
    We can handle bear girl, gai and amazon on archer, rest on Keima/third one.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:12 No.18168175
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    Forgot my pic.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)22:12 No.18168177
    Shinku and jun are in the mirrors. not the physical building.
    Do you want to engage small one in the buildings?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:13 No.18168193
    Keep tabs on the one in the building, make sure she doesn't sneak out or it isn't connected to another building. Stay a decent distance away if possible to avoid sneak attacks. Erica and Shinku ought to be able to dodge arrows and keep archer in cover. Us and Sakura Nuke the living fuck out of the bear while gai/amazoness bike through the whole we make and beat the one running at us in the FACE.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:13 No.18168197
    we melee heavy, amirite? go after the archer
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:14 No.18168208
    Just have Keima and Elsie keep tabs on her so she can't bust out and ambush us.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:15 No.18168234
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    Not so much 'bang every woman', but very much 'would think, but wouldn't say'. Pointing out that ass out loud is bad.

    Internal dialoge providing running commentary on how you could bounce a quarter and get back two dimes and a nickel? Already doing that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:16 No.18168240
    Hose down the bear, teacup the archer, inform team about the pink haired thing. If
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:17 No.18168252
    We are an all rounder / speedster
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)22:20 No.18168299
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    Keima sends you your orders.
    'Erica, Distract the archer! Gai, Amazoness get on her as Erica runs decoy."
    "Sakura, Hayate, bombard the one on the street."
    "Shinku, Jun, prepare to ambush the one in the building, she's coming up fast to your left.Detain or engage as necessary!"

    Erica flies up and buzzes the archer, firing a couple of bursts from her gun. As the archer aims at her, Gai and amazoness ride up the side of the building.

    You don't know how Shinku and Jun are doing, but you hear some crashes in a building to your left.

    You see Sakura pull out a card and throw a fireball at the woman running alongside the bear.
    She blocks it with a wall of paper, you see some of the sheets go up in flame.
    You aim at the bear and fire.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:21 No.18168320
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:21 No.18168325
    rolled 12 = 12

    water jet with pressure that can pulverize rocks! go!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:21 No.18168329
    rolled 91 = 91


    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:21 No.18168330
    rolled 47 = 47

    Come on, Darjeeling! Make it rain!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:22 No.18168343
    rolled 91 = 91

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:22 No.18168344
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    rolled 47 = 47

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:23 No.18168350
    We need to work to our advantages here, while we are strong and fast we can't go head on with people who might be stronger or faster.

    See of we can't bait the melee one into a mid floor of the building then knock out the supports with a tea laser
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:23 No.18168357
    We have doubles in the 90's! I'll call that a win!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:24 No.18168374
    rolled 24 = 24


    Combat doesn't appear to be our thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:27 No.18168410
    rolled 45 = 45

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)22:27 No.18168415
    You hit the bear square in the chest.
    It disintegrates into a shitload of paper.
    But as quick as it collapses, the individual sheets of paper turn into a flock of birds covering the woman controlling it.

    Gai and Amazoness get to the archer. Gai attempts to kick her in the head, much like any ally of justice would.
    Amazoness follows up with her spear.
    She dodges his kick gracefully, but amazoness' spear grazes her side.
    Erica, not wanting to hit a teammate disengages.

    Inside the building, Jun attempts to ensnare the smallest of the trio with his thread. She cuts through them with cards sharp as razors, and moves in quickly for the kill.
    Shunku tries to intercept but the small one swerves off at the last moment, running into the bowels of the building.

    From behind the birds, you see the paper summoner create a pair of wolves.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:29 No.18168432
    Use our hot tea to make them hella-soggy.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:29 No.18168435
    rolled 44 = 44


    Teleport directly behind her, take her down.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:29 No.18168438
    Pop a smoke screen around jun and shinku
    Divert Erica to assisting with the wolves
    See if we can't drive the melee one towards a dead end where we can drop a floor or two of the building onto her
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:29 No.18168441
    rolled 84 = 84

    Conjure a significant amount of tea or water to soak the constructs and give Sakura an opening for an attack on the summoner.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:29 No.18168444
    Reduce all of the paper to worthless pulpy mush.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:30 No.18168450
    rolled 65 = 65

    We want to save our limited use powers if at all possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:30 No.18168461
    Jun and Shinku are in a building, not close enough to pop a smokescreen like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:31 No.18168481
    We can't be split up quite this much, it being 2 or 3 on 1 is too little for us. Drop a smoke screen on the constructor, surprise her with a pile of tea soggying things at the same time Kamen Rider does a Kamen Motorcycle KICK! We can keep amazoness on Archer to tarpit her, with Erica keeping recon going as well as if the Archer tries to disengage from Amazoness shooting her to hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:31 No.18168482
    Suplex. We gotta do this. Chick won't see it coming. Oh, and if Keima is near us, teacup his ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:31 No.18168486
    Agreed, let's hold off on teleports and time stops and use our high-drain tea laser and bunny mode only if a perfect opening presents itself. (Or if Keima says to, because he'll probably see openings we don't.)
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:31 No.18168494
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    fling lots of paired knives! SCISSORS BEATS PAPER!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:34 No.18168532
    Epic Tea Time - fuck up her paper, then go help jun.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:35 No.18168555
    Seconding this. If we make the paper wet, the girl loses most of her combat ability.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:36 No.18168581
    As much liquid as possible, and hot enough to make as much steam as possible. Between the liquid and the air moisture, it should be more than enough to ruin the paper.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:38 No.18168598
    And get Sakura to nuke the bear.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:39 No.18168621
    You mean the wolves.
    The bear is already gone.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:42 No.18168671
    Yeah, those too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)22:43 No.18168699
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    'Shit.' YOu hear Keima say. 'The little one is coming my way. I have to move.'

    'Hayate, Douse the paper. Sakura, prepare that ice card you have.' he says as he now flies towards you in his goddess mode.

    'Jun, Shinku, get out of the building and form up on Amazoness.'
    'Erica, keep buzzing the archer. while Amazoness engages.'

    'Gai, get ready to jump the one on the street."

    You fire again, but this time instead of a concentrated lance of tea, you release it in a massive wave.
    It barrels down the street funneled by the buildings and hits the summoner and her constructs. The summoner shields herself with a dome of paper

    'NOW SAKURA!' Keima yells.
    Sakura releases the spell she was holding.
    It freezes the now soggy paper, locking up the constructs like paper paper-mache ice statues, and trapping the controller in a dome of paper and ice.

    'GAI! ENGAGE!' He yells at gai, now barreling down the side of a building.
    Gai leaps from his motorcycle. His boot aimed at the frozen dome.
    "RIDEEEEER KICK!" he yells

    Sakura freezes the tea
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:44 No.18168707
    rolled 26 = 26

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:45 No.18168720
    rolled 54 = 54

    THE TEA!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:45 No.18168727
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:45 No.18168730
    rolled 74 = 74


    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:45 No.18168735
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:46 No.18168745
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:47 No.18168754
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)22:49 No.18168787
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:52 No.18168847
    rolled 38 = 38

    once more, with a roll this time
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:55 No.18168887
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    rolled 95 = 95

    Rolling with Imp-slap.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:55 No.18168897
    Tyrion you never fail me!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)22:55 No.18168898
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    Gai crashes through the frozen dome and hits the summoner.
    She staggers, obviously affected by the kick.
    Jun and Shinku jump out of a mirror near the archer, Erica still popping off shots when possible.
    Amazoness lunging in with her spear to keep her occupied.

    'Jun, Use your thread to Reduce th archers mobility.'
    'Amazoness back up and prepare your bow. Erica Fire when I tell you.'

    Jun hands throws his thread and makes a tangled web around the archer, cutting off any means of escape.

    Erica fires, Amazoness shoots.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:56 No.18168910
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:57 No.18168919
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:57 No.18168925
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    rolled 2 = 2

    Why didn't I wait a few more seconds!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:57 No.18168931
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:58 No.18168935
    rolled 11 = 11


    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:58 No.18168942
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    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:58 No.18168945
    Badwrong doubles...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:58 No.18168949
    rolled 61 = 61

    Why can't we roll well?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:59 No.18168954
    rolled 64 = 64

    This spear is the spear that shall pierce the heavens!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:59 No.18168955
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    rolled 84 = 84

    Dammit, this seed is bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)22:59 No.18168965
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    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:00 No.18168974
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    rolled 75 = 75

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:00 No.18168985

    >dem rolls
    Fucking /tg/ dice.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)23:02 No.18169002
    rolled 55 = 55

    Fucks sake, guys
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)23:06 No.18169043
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    She blocks with a wall of paper, and cuts the threads away. She jumps down to street level to join the summoner.
    You see them retreat as the summoner drops more wolves to cover them. Gai, Amazoness and Erica in pursuit.

    The small one bursts out of a building aimed right at Sakura.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:07 No.18169064
    Catch her in a teacup.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:07 No.18169066
    rolled 40 = 40


    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:07 No.18169067
    rolled 58 = 58

    Cover Sakura, she's the glass cannon and we are the support.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:07 No.18169072
    rolled 80 = 80

    Save sakura, counter with many throwing knives?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:07 No.18169074
    rolled 79 = 79

    Teacup the small one. Time Stop if necessary.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)23:11 No.18169122
    rolled 11 = 11

    This. Then scoop with the cup to chuck her against a building
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:11 No.18169126
    Teacup her.

    Also for the two escaping, have shinku take gai into a mirror.
    Throw a tray at the summoner.
    Shinku and gai pop out of tray, SURPRISE RIDER PUNCH to the cunt
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:12 No.18169132
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    rolled 7 = 7

    dig into ground with massive spoon, fling earth fist

    so inelegant they'll never see it coming
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:13 No.18169138
    guess not
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)23:13 No.18169139
    rolled 90 = 90

    Fuck my rolls. At least I haven't hit a 1 yet
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:14 No.18169153
    more than makes up for it
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:15 No.18169160
    No timestop, just teacup, chuck some knives at the two cunts fleeing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:15 No.18169163
    too late i bet
    might be good enough tho
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:16 No.18169176
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)23:19 No.18169207
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    Thinking quickly, you trap the small one under a teacup. You hear her banging away from the inside.

    'Those in pursuit, PULLBACK' Keima orders. 'REGROUP AT MY LOCATION.'

    'Hayate, Sakura. Charge your beams.'
    'Deactivate the teacup and blast her at point blank range.'

    Sakura takes out a pair of cards that reads Fiery and Windy.
    YOu charge your tealaser oncemore.

    Keima, pulls away and lands on a roof, Erica, Jun appearing next to him, Gai and amazoness not far behind.

    You remove the cup as you and Sakura unleash your spells.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:20 No.18169222
    Come on non-shitty rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:20 No.18169223
    rolled 36 = 36

    Haha, teacups!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:20 No.18169226
    rolled 13 = 13

    Let's see how well this annihilation goes.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:21 No.18169229
    rolled 11 = 11


    Here we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:21 No.18169234
    rolled 41 = 41

    The dice are going to be sad aren't they?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:21 No.18169236
    rolled 21 = 21


    C'mooooon good rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:21 No.18169239
    rolled 61 = 61

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:22 No.18169249
    rolled 33 = 33

    Shit, guess I should roll properly, eh.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:22 No.18169253
    rolled 43 = 43

    Why can't we shoot someone point blank?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:22 No.18169258
    rolled 47 = 47

    Let's see if I can roll in the negatives!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:22 No.18169259
    rolled 7 = 7

    Here's hoping.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:23 No.18169267
    rolled 72 = 72

    Aaaaaaaaa so many bad rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:23 No.18169268
    rolled 56 = 56

    This is just depressing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:23 No.18169274
    rolled 45 = 45

    The dice gods have forsaken us.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:24 No.18169286
    rolled 51 = 51

    LG, throw us a bone, plz, we cannot roll for shit tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:24 No.18169292
    rolled 99 = 99

    ha ha we can't fight for shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:24 No.18169295
    rolled 39 = 39

    Please /tg/ we need to nuke people.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:24 No.18169297
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    rolled 89 = 89

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:25 No.18169299
    rolled 99 = 99

    Fucks sake we need more power
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:25 No.18169300
    rolled 58 = 58

    I think a little musical number will lift our spirits and help the roll.

    I'm thinking some of Cab Calloway's should be nice.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169318
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:26 No.18169330

    HAHAHAHA and you're too late!

    Fucking /tg/ dice!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:27 No.18169359
    DOUBLE 99s! The only thing that can stop us now is LG never reloading!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:28 No.18169369
    Annnnnnnnnnnd, LG misses these due to refresh (or lack thereof).
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)23:31 No.18169427
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    As soon as the teacup dissappears, she realizes whats up.
    She tries and shield herself with some paper.

    But the combined power of your tealaser and sakura's beam at pointblank demolishes the barrier she put up.

    The patch of asphalt she was standing on is now a smoking crater. She's out.


    2 more enemies.
    Summoner, heavily damaged.
    Archer, light wounds
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:31 No.18169432
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:35 No.18169466
    Score, one down. Relocate the two remaining. Neither are much for melee combat and they're damaged while out team is next to unharmed. We want to finish off the summoner first if we can. Use our standard anti-paper tactics, me probably won't be able to separate them but if we can more power to us. Once found we can do a bit of nuking to keep them on the defensive, in spheres of paper, to buy us time to get into proper positions.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:35 No.18169467
    rolled 75 = 75

    Finish off the Summoner.
    Us, Gai, and Amazoness can take out the summoner, while Shinku, Erica, and Sakura keep the Archer occupied.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)23:35 No.18169471
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    This was the only thing Kenji could say before the giant beam took his whole team out.

    "You could'ave taken it a bit easy, you know." Vita tells Nanoha. "I didn't even get to hammer anyone."
    Nanoha just stands there and says nothing
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169477
    Pursue. Have Shinku and someone else keep the archer occupied while the rest of the team focuses down the summoner.

    Try not to walk into an ambush.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169487
    rolled 59 = 59

    >we're focussed on 3
    >teams are of 7
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169488
    Oh right. I almost forgot how fucked we are.

    So fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169489
    Withdraw, try to pull them into an ambush.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:36 No.18169492

    Oh god poor Kenji. Hardly knew the poor bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:37 No.18169502
    Advanced class teams are smaller for game balance.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:38 No.18169512
    Their team is only 3, the basic classes were split into 7's because there were so many of us. Advanced classes are variable in number
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:38 No.18169513
    rolled 12 = 12

    mix that up, give 'em more then 1 thing to worry about

    Us, Gai, and Erica on summoner - guns are good vs paper (see also wadcutter ammo)

    Shinku, Sakura, Amazoness keep the Archer occupied.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:38 No.18169521
    Oh okay.
    I must have missed that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169528
    I can only see two possible ways to beat Nanoha. First is through the power of butler seduction, than knocking her on the back of the head. That or use up our timestop and have everyfuckingbody on our team go NOVA and blast her with every single bit of magic we have.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169535
    jesus we are so boned in two rounds.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:39 No.18169538
    dammit, left roll in email field
    please disregard roll
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:41 No.18169567
    Yep, heavy abuse of time stop will be needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:41 No.18169582
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    >butler seduction
    It might, MIGHT work.
    If this is young Nanoha.
    If this is old Nanoha, then there are no limiter to the degree of how fucked we are.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)23:42 No.18169591
    rolled 33 = 33

    >Nanoha's still mad
    Oh fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:42 No.18169592
    Yes, which means that we need to save Time Stop for the fight against Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:42 No.18169595
    She's 12.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:42 No.18169600
    She is still a glass cannon in this.

    Time stop > tea laser = threat eliminated... Hopefully
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:43 No.18169609
    Oh thank god!
    We can still win this then.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:44 No.18169624
    Is that the best course of action?

    If we beat her she will stay mad.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:45 No.18169637
    She MAY stay mad. She also may stay made if she wins. We don't know in either case.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:45 No.18169643
    Yes and no.

    We could take her out and sort things out later on.
    We could time stop kiss her then blast her
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:46 No.18169660
    Tip for pros only: Sexual assault is never the answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:48 No.18169677
    Assault would be doing like was suggested in the last thread and time sto
    And full tongue, this would be a gentle kiss on the lips then boom
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:50 No.18169693
    Any unsolicited sexual or intimate contact is sexual assault. Including stealing a kiss.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:51 No.18169704

    Not like she won't just blast us if we pull her into a timestop anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:52 No.18169717
    It's still a form of sexual assault. Also, let's not tease a 12-year-old girl with a crush on us like that. It's sleazy and mean.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)23:53 No.18169733
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    You regroup around Keima.
    'Elsie shows the two remaining are sticking together.'
    'Theyre on street level surrounded by approximately 40 constructs.'
    'One of them is heavily wounded, the archer only lightly so.' Keima explains.

    "Now, what were gonna do is...."

    >brb lunch
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:54 No.18169736
    She already has a crush on us, that's by this situation ended up as it has
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:55 No.18169750
    I know. I'm saying let's not tease a 12-year-old girl with a crush on us by giving her a kiss, no matter how platonically we supposedly mean it. It's sleazy. It's cruel. It's a fucking terrible thing to do to her. I would rather actually whoop on her than dig our heel into her feelings like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:56 No.18169757
    Focus fire and snipe out the summoner and hope the constructs drop.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:57 No.18169762
    I concur.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:57 No.18169763
    Sexual assault isn't an issue here.
    We aren't going to be sued for anything, considering that lawyers capable of surviving conflicts of this power level also tend to be either really pricey, or really picky.
    What we want is to disable her in any way possible, then zap her.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:57 No.18169766
    Nvm reread what you said and I see what you mean
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:57 No.18169770
    Who's the best shot at long ranges? Have them try to drop the heavily-wounded one, then mop up.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:57 No.18169774
    rolled 31 = 31

    I'm guessing the constructs will fall apart if the Summoner gets taken out, also be careful that the people we see aren't constructs and they're actually hiding nearby. Does this town have any waterworks or anything like that? I say as a starting point if we don't have a waterworks we can direct to flood them take a building, set it on fire, and all throw it at their location.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169776
    Laws don't dictate morality brohan. Hayate ain't a creep like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169777
    rolled 73 = 73

    Noone considers that she might take being kissed like that very very badly and then explode?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169784
    Erica does have a machinegun.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:58 No.18169788
    We have Sakura, Hayate, Amazoness snipe the Summoner. Hayate throwing cutlery, and finally, a large silver tray.

    Gai and Shinku go into a mirror, and as the tray passes behind the Archer and Summoner, Gai and Shinku make a DYNAMIC ENTRY at close range.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:59 No.18169789
    Land units on a saucer, drop a teacup on top, and charge them.
    Shinku and Erica cover Sakura as she AOEs ahead of us.
    Once we're in range, lose the cup and laser/kick/spear them.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:59 No.18169791
    The reasonable people have and that is why we aren't going to do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:59 No.18169793
    Sakura is our main cannon.
    Probably best to set up a steam screen to wet their constructs and maybe see about some tea rain to further weaken them
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:00 No.18169805
    So heavily voting against any kind of getting intimate with nanoha as a means of calming her down during the fight. Just no. that is a terribly idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:01 No.18169815
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    flying saucers! some empty, some loaded with our peeps
    they don't know which ones to run away from/attack
    gives us edge getting in close, then mob 'em
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:01 No.18169816
    As the other poster said, the reasonable people have already considered it and said profusely that it's a terrible idea and we shouldn't do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:01 No.18169819
    A really terrible idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:01 No.18169825
    Morality don't dictate the rules of battle either.
    The battlefield is no place for honor.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:03 No.18169836
    Ha ha fuck you
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:03 No.18169840
    This isn't the battlefield, it's a school contest. Are you seriously suggesting that we cause significant emotional pain to a little girl that we are platonically fond of, a little girl with world-shatteringly potent powers, in order to maybe - MAYBE - gain an edge in a school contest? Nigga, you've gone full retard.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:04 No.18169856
    Fair 'nuf, I just popped in for a second, never seen this quest before, except once back about a month ago.
    Sorry for the confusion. Later.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:05 No.18169872
    Nanoha is an aerial mage right?
    We are fucked.
    Only viable air units we have is Erica and Shinku.
    We can try going anti-air on her ass, but Vita will kick our asses in close range.
    And we dont know who else is on her team.

    As for taking out the remaining 2
    Saucer dynamic entry for Gai via shinku..
    Sakura bombards from longrange.
    We, Erica and amazoness go for the constructs.

    keima remains sexy
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:06 No.18169875
    They are making a last stand. Lets try and make them come to us. Does sakura have any exremely long range stuff?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:07 No.18169897
    In the Nanoha fight, the strategy will be to use Time Stop (which we'll be saving specifically for that fight) and then unload a tea laser point blank on her and any other heavy-hitters on her team right from the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:08 No.18169913
    Let's bring Sakura into the Time Stop as well. She's our artillery; we could get in point blank first strikes that way.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)00:21 No.18170078
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    "Sakura, position yourself on a rooftop and get ready for bombardment, Jun will cover you."
    "Hayate, Amazoness, Erica, Keep the constructs occupied."
    "Shinku, prepare to teleport in with Gai, we need to get the jump on them."
    Keima tells your team.
    "Okay. Move out."

    You charge, Erica flying overhead and Amazoness running alongside you.
    You see the mass of constructs before you.
    Bears, wolves, and what appears to be a pair of giant cobras all bear their fangs to defend the two paper users behind them.

    Sakura begins charging.

    Erica opens fire, and Amazoness jumps directly at a cobra.
    You engage the nearest bear, with a knife/sword.

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:22 No.18170098
    rolled 88 = 88

    >not fighting bear-handed
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:22 No.18170103
    rolled 45 = 45

    Man this is where we need bear leaf tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:22 No.18170106
    rolled 72 = 72

    Bring it bear.
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    rolled 99 = 99

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:23 No.18170116
    And we're done here, folks.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:23 No.18170123
    Wow. Thanks dice!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:24 No.18170126
    rolled 35 = 35

    That is so funny I can hardly bear it. Ohohohoho.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:24 No.18170127
    hahahahaha! it worked!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:25 No.18170136
    I guess those training sessions with Mike are really paying off now.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:26 No.18170149
    We are at the point were we're fighting two gorillas with thousands of years of experience at once.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)00:30 No.18170206
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    You you take a slash at the bear and take off it's front left leg.
    You slash again and take off the other front leg.
    You finish it off with a lateral cut, splitting it in two.

    You see Erica take out two wolves in sucession.
    Amazoness destroys the cobra.

    You see the Archer aim at Amazoness as she has her back turned. The Summoner creating more paper constructs.

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:31 No.18170220
    rolled 2 = 2

    Flying tray shield boomerang!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:31 No.18170230
    Either chuck our mirror-like tray in to allow for Gai and Shinku to make a DYNAMIC ENTRY or throw a knife through the archer's bow string.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:32 No.18170234
    rolled 2 = 2

    Drop a cup on the archer to ruin her shot.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:32 No.18170242
    Teacup the summoner, teleport in front of archer and give her a good solid krumping.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:32 No.18170243
    using a cheap shot to take her out isn't going to improve things with her.
    This is a class exercise, a team exercise., not a life or death battle. Even if Nanoha unloads on us, it isn't going to kill us. And if that's going to be the way it is, use time stop to get away from the rest of the team, we draw the fire away so the rest of the team (who she is not really upset with) can take her out.
    How are you going to get Sakura to agree to that idea anyway?
    "Hey, i'm going to stop time, and then the two of us are going to hit your friend who we both care about really really hard, because winning this is what matters most to us"
    -We've tried talking to her, didn't work
    -We don't want to fuck with her feelings anymore than we already have. Using time stop to cheap shot her or get intimate with her is going to do that, so those are both out.
    As far as I can tell, we don't have a lot of options other just trying to ride out her anger wave until she calms down.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:32 No.18170246
    rolled 5 = 5

    Flying teacup to protect Amazoness, then chuck our silver tray at the Summoner and Archer.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:32 No.18170251

    Welp looks we are down a teammate.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:33 No.18170269
    When the Archer fires we need for the Rider/Shinku kick to hit the summoner before she can ready another arrow. So throw a reflective tray that way. Warn Amazoness about the arrow and make as many layers of protective teacups as seems sane, then add more.

    Also he didn't ask for rolls, when no rolls are needed just don't roll, it can't help.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170274
    Let's not use up our teleport. That's the kind of thing that I want to save for Nanoha, or any similar situation we might face where we're seriously outmatched.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170282
    rolled 88 = 88

    this, with a roll
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:34 No.18170296
    Dice haet Amazoness...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:35 No.18170315
    She was pretty quiet about the whole thing though so she might not really be too pissed with us.

    And we won't know what the situation is until we are there anyway and once we do know what is going on then we can deal with it

    Also suggesting bunny mnokoSo clear the gap with the archer and ruin her shot by taking her in melee
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)00:36 No.18170321
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:36 No.18170322
    rolled 80 = 80

    Teacup the archer, focus fire on the summoner
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:36 No.18170324
    Pick up bear parts we cut off.
    Throw them at archer.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:36 No.18170325
    It's dice+1d100, not dice 1d100
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:36 No.18170327
    Let's not use our limited abilities, like time stop and teleport, in the first fight, if that's okay.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:37 No.18170351
    And pointing out the crappy rolls helped, even though I didn't actually mention them. Yay, dice superstitions.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)00:38 No.18170389
    What we should do with Nanoha, maybe, is sacrifice ourself, to save the rest of the team from a blast.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:39 No.18170391
    Or at least whatever projectiles she'll shoot anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:39 No.18170400
    I know, what the fuck is up with that?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)00:40 No.18170420
    A + or a space both work fine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)00:45 No.18170508
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    You consider teacupping the archer, but you are too far away.
    You pickup the bear legs you cut off earlier and hurl them to intercept the arrow.

    Amazon gets out of the archer's line of fire before she could ready another one. The summoner now has generated a huge gorilla, it stands above her and the archer protectively.

    'Hayate, ready a tray, and throw it at the enemy when i give you the signal.'
    'Shinku, Gai, get ready to jump in.'

    Sakura fires.

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170534
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)00:47 No.18170540
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170550
    rolled 5 = 5

    Sakura has PRACTICE nuking Gorillas. This should go well!

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170551
    rolled 69 = 69

    Come on, Sakura! Befriend them!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170563
    rolled 82 = 82

    This is a bit reminescent of our first training session.

    Sakura about to explode a gorilla
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:48 No.18170565
    rolled 82 = 82

    And optimism + pun = horrible rolls. I'll remember that.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:50 No.18170598
    Well done lads.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:51 No.18170608
    Another big monkey gonna get befriended
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:52 No.18170636
    rolled 99 = 99

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:53 No.18170641
    rustle its jimmies!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:53 No.18170652
    thank you, Don Quixote
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:53 No.18170653
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    holy shit it worked....
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:54 No.18170659
    Not at all?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:54 No.18170664
    We have been getting 99s like fucking candy today. It is a good day.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)00:56 No.18170692
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    "MONKEY GO BOOOOM!" Sakura yells as she fires.
    Mike, observing the battle remotely, winces at the scene.

    She hits it square in the chest.
    As the beam hits, the Archer grabs the summoner and jumps out of the way.

    'Hayate, THROW THE TRAY!'

    You wind up and throw the tray you have expanded to the size of a manhole cover.
    It flies through the air, just barely avoiding a wolf that tried to block it.

    The summoner blocks it with a paper shield.
    Gai's fist appears from inside the tray.
    In mid-air, and with no way to dodge the summoner and the archer are caught by surprise.

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:56 No.18170697
    seems that badmouthing and doubting ourselves is a surefire way to get good rolls. seems to be happening a lot in this thread so i thought i'd give it a shot. It's like we have reverse spiral power or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:57 No.18170714
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:58 No.18170727
    rolled 18 = 18

    There's no way this will be a good roll.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)00:58 No.18170731
    >reverse spiral power
    Oh, the SHINJI special.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:58 No.18170734
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:59 No.18170741
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:59 No.18170746
    rolled 55 = 55

    Go GAI!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:59 No.18170749
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)00:59 No.18170751
    rolled 99 = 99

    Fuck, this roll is going to be absolute shit, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:00 No.18170767
    rolled 92 = 92

    Oh, /tg/ dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:01 No.18170777
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    rolled 78 = 78

    so this makes up for that
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:01 No.18170792
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    >rolls with confidence and uplifting confidence
    >utter shit
    >roll with crippling self-doubt
    >near-critical success
    >/tg dice gods' faces
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:02 No.18170794
    What the hell /tg/ we can only get good rolls by doubting ourselves. What the hell?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)01:02 No.18170796
    rolled 60 = 60

    And away we go
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:03 No.18170804
    rolled 74 = 74

    You're just not confident enough. This is how you get a good roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:04 No.18170819
    I swear, it only seams to roll well if you are talking shit about the dice!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)01:05 No.18170835
    It really is true
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)01:12 No.18170923
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    He connects.
    His punch hits the Summoner square in the belly.
    And in an instant she was out.

    The archer manages to pull away, but she too is also reeling.

    As Gai falls to the ground, Erica grabs her arm and whips him around, throwing him straight at the archer.


    ***ROLL TO FINISH IT.***
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:13 No.18170935
    rolled 78 = 78

    Oh dice gods please don't let me fuck this up.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:13 No.18170941
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:14 No.18170949
    rolled 8 = 8

    Lets see how bad this roll will be.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:14 No.18170953
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:14 No.18170955
    Ladies and gentlemen, we have reciprocity.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:14 No.18170956
    rolled 60 = 60

    I wonder what happens if you intentionally invoke the I these dice suck effect in order to get high rolls.

    Fucking /tg/ dice hate us!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:15 No.18170958
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:15 No.18170966
    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:15 No.18170968
    rolled 99 = 99

    We are so good at this you guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:16 No.18170976

    I cannot even.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171028
    Man tg dice must be possessed by Khorne or something... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:19 No.18171040
    rolled 22 = 22

    These are all the 99s we've gotten tonight. Just wow.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:21 No.18171064
    I love that the 99 I got actually ended in 99
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)01:22 No.18171083
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    >jesus christ what the fuck is up with all these 99?

    He lands the hit. She barely even had time to defend herself.
    She dissapears in a flash of light.

    It's over. You win.

    You hear Max's voice in your head.
    "Congratulations kids. You move on to the next round."

    The city around you disintegrates.
    And find yourselves standing in the gym.

    Not far from you, the three advance class paper users you just fought are standing together.
    On the bleachers, Kenji and his team sit and mope.
    Nanoha is nowhere to be seen.

    Mike and max stand in front a set of displays showing the 2 fights still ongoing.

    Larger displays floating in the middle of the room show you the same.

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:23 No.18171105
    Study the other combatants, see if there is anything we can find to use against them
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:23 No.18171108
    Watch the fights with Keima. We need intel.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:23 No.18171113
    Watch whichever match we're up against next. I think it's Shirou's team vs. Advanced class?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:23 No.18171114
    rolled 53 = 53

    Check that everyone is okay on our team.
    Then go over and congratulate the advanced class for a good fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:23 No.18171119
    Look in on the fights. Pay special attention to the next one we are going to be in.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:24 No.18171121
    First and last are both me cracking shit about our chances.

    What the hell
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:24 No.18171139
    Shake hands with our opponents like gentlemen, then watch the action.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:26 No.18171169
    This, then
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:26 No.18171173
    This. I always forget. Before everything else, we must be a gentleman.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)01:28 No.18171205
    Find out what happened with Kenji's team. Probably not from him, though
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:28 No.18171207
    This first, then watch.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:29 No.18171231
    Shake hands with our opponents, congratulate them on a good fight. Then glue our eyes to the monitor, pay very very special attention to the Shirou's fight. I doubt very much that anyone is going to beat Nanoha but still keep an eye on AC-3 and Neji. When we get a chance ask someone, either an instructor or someone on Kenji's team what the flying hell happened to them, if we can glean more details about her.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:30 No.18171239
    I would say watching the action is more important, we can be a gentleman after the exercise but now it is important we go into each fight prepared as possible
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:31 No.18171256
    All the AC teams except Nanoha's die horribly.

    All are babies.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:31 No.18171261
    This is an exercise. Sportsmanship is key.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:33 No.18171297
    This is a contest, we are here to win.

    Normally I am all for being a gentleman but there is a time and place
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:36 No.18171348
    This. We will be a humble butler.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:38 No.18171393
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    For the occasion.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:40 No.18171425
    We have Keima to come up with devilish plans. We must at all times be courteous. Even at personal cost. We will thank them for a good match, dwelling just as long as decorum requires, then return to see the end of the other matches.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:43 No.18171464
    In the first thread we decided on the butler thing as an aesthetic and a way to pick up, I know because I was there. We use it to our advantage and do a damn good job of it because it suits us.

    However we do not ignore the chance to possibly learn something that even Keima might miss because he is not perfect just to go play butler to a bunch of random people we probably will have very little to do with in the future
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    Oh, also, I've put up the crossdressing counterpart, Advice Susan.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)01:44 No.18171476
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    YOu and your team walk over to the three paper users.

    "Great fight guys," you tell them, as you introduce yourself and your team.
    "You really had us on our toes." The archer says.
    "If they didn't take me out early, We would've beaten them." the little one says with a frown.
    "Now, now, Anita. It was your fault for rushing in, even after i told you to back off." The archer says as she pats the small one's head.

    "Oh, How rude of us to not introduce ourselves.' She says.
    "I'm Michelle, this is Maggie." She says as she motions towards the quiet summoner. "And this little hotheat is Anita."

    Gai steps forwards, unhooks his helmet and says "I hope I didn't hurt you too much Michelle-san, Maggie-san."
    "Oh no. The barrier took all of the damage. We arrived out here just fine after you took us out."
    "I am glad to hear that." Gai says as he gives them both a handshake, linger a fraction longer with the quieter paper user.

    "As much as I like pleasantries and all, we really should be checking out the fights." Keima says as he adjusts his glasses.

    You and him excuse yourselves and turn to the screens, leaving the others to talk amongst themselves.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)01:45 No.18171499
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    need a cleaner image for susan?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:45 No.18171500
    The Shirou fight
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:45 No.18171501
    Shirou's battle.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:46 No.18171521
    I saw that one. I think it'd be too small, and I'd have to end up pixelating it anyway.
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    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:46 No.18171533
    Shirou vs. AC-2,

    I don't think we really have to worry about AC-3 taking out Nanoha. If Nanoha does gets taken out we probably don't have a chance against her opponent anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:47 No.18171541
    Okay, first chance we get we set GAI up with Maggie
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:48 No.18171554
    Whoever we are up against next. I think that was Negi's opponents.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:48 No.18171556
    I think LG said that Nanoha auto-wins against anyone but us.

    And then it's just as hard as we're expecting.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:49 No.18171570

    Shirou we have a better idea of than Nanoha so I think we should see what her team is like
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:51 No.18171609
    She does.

    She was always meant to end up battling us so wherever she got she would not lose until we fought her
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:51 No.18171610
    Watch Shirou's fight, see who we're going up against next.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:53 No.18171639
    Nanoha's fight is already done. She stomped Kenji's team in just a few seconds.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)01:56 No.18171675
    She would be in her next round fight then wouldn't she? Or have her opponents not won yet
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:00 No.18171756
    Because there are still 2 fights going on, her opponents for the next round haven't finished yet.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)02:02 No.18171776
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    YOu and Keima watch Shirou's team fighting.

    You see that Shirou's team is now down to three members, the enemy still five strong.

    Thier enemies are bombarding them with magic, Shirou and a certain spikey haired kid defending Lily.

    The spikey haired guy seems to be blocking the beams with his bare hands. Shirou using a large ornate shield.
    "Shirou now." Lily says.
    "Huh?" he says "Oh. Oh! OKAY!"
    Shirou runs towards the mages charging up another attack.
    And in a moment it was over.

    "Holy shit." You tell Keima as he takes notes in a small notebook."Did Shirou just do that?"

    Shirou's team and their opponents materialize inside the gym.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:04 No.18171799
    Shirou has Unlimited Blade Works?

    We're so boned.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:05 No.18171818
    So, Keima, any ideas on how to beat that?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:06 No.18171824
    That's a time stop situation
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:06 No.18171828
    Lily holds their team together. We can burn a teleport or use Shinku or some other shenanigans to get close and take her out, then the rest will be disorganized. On the same token, we gotta protect Keima.

    Shirou is dangerous and if he goes Unlimited Blade Works we may have to use some timestop.

    Rest of the team who knows?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:06 No.18171839
    Talk to Shirou's team, see if we can find out who his teammates other than Lily are, see if we can glean any more information about UBW. Maybe offer Mike some cigars in exchange for a slow-mo play of the last 30 seconds. Knowledge wins fights.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:06 No.18171840
    >Touma and Shirou on the same team
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:09 No.18171877
    I like that LG retread the thread from last night and has taken some of our less crazy ideas so far.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)02:09 No.18171880
    More like Team 'What is a vagina?'
    >read the after game thread just now, picking up some ideas from it.

    oh, btw
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:11 No.18171910
    I like the idea that all the male members of his team what is a vagina have rance as a handler
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171927
    >magic canceller
    Yeah, we cant bombard him.
    We need to send gai and amazoness after him.
    Are Erica's guns magic?

    Lets talk to kenji.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171937
    Well, Lily's big advantage is her Majaik Eyes, allowing her to be recon and plan formulator.

    I think we should tell Keima of this and suggest the Shell Game.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:12 No.18171940
    I hope we have some time before the next fight, chat with Shirou and his team, find out who is on the team other than Shirou, Lily, Touma. See if we can draw some info on UBW from them. If that doesn't give us everything we want, see if bribing Mike with Cigars can get us a very slow-mo replay of the last 30 seconds. Hopefully there is a chink in that maneuver.

    Once we have the info we can get consult with Keima, and plan the living fuck out of the next fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171947
    Her guns are normal, probably magically refilled
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171950
    Using hax to pwn Lily will likely be what we have to do. Discuss with Keima how to proceed on that task
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:13 No.18171954
    > Hopefully there is a chink in that maneuver
    Well, Shirou IS Japanese.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)02:17 No.18172018
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    Oh god. Scene idea.

    "Okay you punks!" Rance says as he herds his wards into his darkened office. "Now were gonna do some research."

    "Hey, slave!" he smacks Sill hard, "Go start the tape."

    he and the boys sit on a couch, as the video starts.
    The female in the vedeo squirms under the ministrations of the man wearing a mask, his hair strangely similar to Rance's.

    The boys have no idea to react to this.
    Touma tries to cover his eyes.
    Shirou just sits there dumb-founded.

    "HEY YOU TWO! PAY ATTENTION! The good part is just about to start." Rance says with a laugh.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:21 No.18172068
    Everyone else, despite Shirou and Lily, cover their eyes. Lily looks uncomfortable, but silent. Suddenly, Shirou speaks up, realization written on his face.

    "Oh, I get it! This is a wrestling video!"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:22 No.18172087
    Rance had ought to teach sex ed. Hope we can opt out in favor of more...practical learning.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:26 No.18172122
    But that won't work because MAJAIK EYES.
    We really have to use timestop.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:26 No.18172135
    are you taking the suggestion of Travis Touchdown seriously?

    please say yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:27 No.18172150
    Nah he has to be the CQC instructor.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)02:27 No.18172156
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    "Hey Keima." you ask the bespectaled one beside you. "Any idea how to beat that?"

    "I'm still formulating some plans." He answers. "But Shirou is easy to confuse. If we don't give him time to concentrate, or to activate that attack. we can beat him."
    "I'm more worried about Touma." he continues. "The records i pulled for him says he's a special case operative from Academy City, no Device registered. And from what we just watched, he can withstand magical bombardment like it was air."

    "What about Lily?" you ask him "she has that SEE EVERYTHING spell right? What if we take her out first?"

    "It would be a good idea, but I'm sure they will be guarding her with two or more people, We will have to be careful with our approach."

    "Let me pull up more records, and ill try and make a plan." he says as he walks up to the bleachers to sit down.

    Your eyes quickly look over to Negi's fight.
    You see him being guarded by one of your classmates as he charges a spell.
    "Rastel Mascir Magister" He chants.
    The remaining enemy charges at them

    Negi takes him out in a huge blast of lightning.

    "Okay guys," Mike says to the gathered students in the gym. "We will give you an hour to rest and recuperate."

    "Report back here" max adds "For the start of the next rounds."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:28 No.18172164
    or he could teach the masterclass on heroism. It would basically be the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:29 No.18172171
    Picnic on the grass
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:29 No.18172172
    We go find non-magaikal food to replenish our reserves as much as possible before the next fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:30 No.18172178
    Talk to Shirou's group, see what we can glean about both UBW and the party outside of the three we know. See if we can get footage of the last bit of his fight, see if we can learn more from that. Get some food, plan the hell out of this with Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:30 No.18172179
    Grab some juice and light snacks from Chef to replenish our team's majaikal reserves.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:30 No.18172182
    is ever there is an acceptable time for sabotage this is it.
    Lure shirou back to his room and get the fudge tunnels to collapse on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:34 No.18172217
    Picnic with Sakura and Nanoha and maybe invite Vita along.
    Then we can get Vita to take Sakura for a walk or something while we chat with Nanoha.
    I don't think we're really going to get another chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:35 No.18172228
    Picnic time?

    Spend an hour making out with Erica in a closet?

    Decisions, decisions.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:37 No.18172244
    No we do this properly.

    We can beat Shirou it just requires us to outmaneuver him
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:37 No.18172245
    This. We live to serve.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:41 No.18172268
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:41 No.18172273
    "Kraus, are you ready for a MOTHERFUCKING PICNIC?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)02:42 No.18172284
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    rolled 91 = 91

    Wanting to make the most of this hour you decide to find Nanoha and talk to her.

    You walk around outside to find her.

    ***ROLL to find nanoha***
    1 of the three rolls after mine must be considerably close to my own roll.
    Only then will you find nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:43 No.18172290
    I don't know if we should.
    We're in the middle of combat trials, and it's only an hour, not a lot of time actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:44 No.18172298
    rolled 100 = 100

    Fucking dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:44 No.18172301
    Why are you supporting this terrible idea? We just talked to her like 15 minutes ago and she was clearly not ready to forgive us then, and she clearly wasn't ready to forgive us when she whiped out Kenjis team

    Why do you think she'll forgive us with a picnic?

    A far better use of our time would be preparing for battle so we can confront her in a situation where she'll be forced to listen.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:44 No.18172304
    rolled 21 = 21

    >implying we can roll for shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:44 No.18172306
    rolled 15 = 15

    >roll to meet: 91
    Well, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:45 No.18172307
    rolled 55 = 55

    To find Nanoha, and this won't take the entire hour so we still have time to plan for Shirou and co.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:45 No.18172313
    OH WOW
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:46 No.18172316
    And now we need the 99's and I bet tg dice shall not let us pass
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:46 No.18172318
    There won't be any time for talking during the fight. Both teams are nukeloaded to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:46 No.18172320
    A picnic in less than an hour? What the hell kind of picnic is that supposed to be? One where we just scarf down food?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:48 No.18172330
    Hahaha oh god we find her schlicking over a picture of us or something
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:48 No.18172334
    But she wasn't ready to forgive us when we talked to her before the matches started, and she just slapped down Kenji's team.

    Why would that change in the 15 or so minutes that have passed?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)02:48 No.18172337
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    You find her easily enough behind the gym.
    She's standing there leaning against a tree.
    She see's you approaching but says nothing.

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:48 No.18172338
    what the actual fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:49 No.18172345
    She wasn't not ready to forgive us she was conflicted.

    Anyway we can set this up to a proper picnic or dinner now
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:49 No.18172346
    >roll this good
    >roll 1's when we fight nanoha

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:49 No.18172348
    rolled 19 = 19

    Polite, friendly,
    "How was your first match?"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:50 No.18172357
    Ask about the match maybe?

    Fuck if I know, I think we should be spending this our mackin on our angel
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)02:51 No.18172365
    rolled 1 = 1

    This is such a fucking terrible idea. I'm not suggesting we say that, that's just my opinion.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:52 No.18172369
    "hey want to talk?"
    but never say anything.
    If she talks go with it.
    If she doesnt, don't push.

    She's a confused little girl, trying to deal with whatever she's feeling, no use in aggravating her further and having her go apenuts on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:53 No.18172380
    Polite, but don't beat around the bush, something along the lines of when we've talked to you lately you haven't been yourself. Is there anything you want to talk to me about, maybe over a cup of tea?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:53 No.18172385
    Oh great. Look what you just did.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:54 No.18172392
    We can always trust you for the noko'd 1s, can't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:54 No.18172394
    Noko'd a 1d1?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)02:54 No.18172401
    rolled 48 = 48

    What? Oh goddamnit.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)02:57 No.18172428
    rolled 53 = 53

    I would never do that.

    Certainly not intentionally, I swear. Is it my fault safari's a pain, and Opera Mini gets me proxy bans? I propose not.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:57 No.18172431
    Ask her if she would accept lunch as an apology for whatever we did to make her mad at us, say she could invite her friends as well if she wants or not
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:59 No.18172442
    "Say, Nanoha, you haven't been acting yourself lately. Care to talk about it? Maybe over some tea?"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)02:59 No.18172444
    Just ask her to join us for a cup of tea at first. Let her say her piece. If she doesn't care to, we may end up getting BEFRIENDED the old fashioned way.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:00 No.18172452
    Okay, yeah fuck this guy.
    Filtered. Why do you even use a tripcode anyway.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)03:00 No.18172455
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    It all happened too fast.
    She sees you.
    Next thing you know shes right in front of you, her staff poking your chest.
    Everything is bathed in an intense pink light.

    You didnt even have time to put up your armor.

    The last thing you will ever see is the look of anguish on her face, and the tears about to fall from her eyes.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:01 No.18172463
    He does it so people won't accuse him of samefagging and he has contributed since the first thread and gotten us quite a few good rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:03 No.18172479
    [X] Reload
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:03 No.18172481
    And more ones than anyone else.
    And I'll bet all of them were with a d1.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:03 No.18172486
    >[x] RELOAD
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:04 No.18172498
    Actually no, you can see his rolls if you check his trip, it doesn't hide your roll
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)03:06 No.18172509
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    rolled 80 = 80

    YOu approach her.

    "Hey want to talk?" you tell her, "You don't seem to be yourself lately."
    "Anything troubling you? Maybe a cup of tea would help."
    And you take out Kraus and prepare to pour her some tea.

    I will roll as well.
    1 of the next three rolls after mine must be considerably close [+5,-5] to succeed
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:06 No.18172513
    Anyway back on track
    Idea with >>18172442 way of saying it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)03:06 No.18172515
    If you're filtering me, why should I even bother replying? Regardless, because I can, at this point. I'll admit, I started doing it as a bit of trollbait for people that flip out about trips, but since then, I've gotten to like being able to actually identify my own posts despite my own shitty memory.

    And also a bit of >>18172463

    I can assure you they were not. I do, after all, want us to succeed in this.

    Eh, probably some of the others were probably noko'd as well, what with phone posting.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:07 No.18172520
    Satan guide my dice!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:07 No.18172523
    rolled 3 = 3

    >+5, -5
    Yeah, watch me roll another 100.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:07 No.18172524
    rolled 68 = 68

    Dice are going to fail aren't they.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:08 No.18172528
    rolled 79 = 79

    This entire endeavor is going to blow up in our face in a spectacular manner.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:08 No.18172530
    rolled 24 = 24

    Because we're already heading down this dreadful dreadful path.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:08 No.18172531
    rolled 26 = 26

    Lets try that again >>18172520
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:08 No.18172534
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:09 No.18172536
    And ridiculously surprising success.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:09 No.18172539
    Man we were lucky
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:09 No.18172540
    Dice only love those who hate themselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:09 No.18172542
    There was a 70.5% chance that we weren't going to succeed with three rolls, but you beat the odds.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:13 No.18172577
    Now LG has to rewrite is scenario in order to facilitate us actually succeeding
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:17 No.18172604
    ....I've been against this choice from the very beginning, and my rolls only serve to take us further down this road.
    Fuck you, /tg dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:17 No.18172612
    Maybe the dice are empowered by spite, not despair?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:18 No.18172619
    i think this anon has the truth of it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)03:18 No.18172620
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    "I-it's nothing." she answers you.
    "Oh?" you say as you hand her a teacup. "I don't think it's nothing. Tell me. I worry when i see you so down like that."

    She takes a small sip.
    "Well, there's this girl i know..."
    "And she likes this guy."
    "The guy is so cool, and handsome, and charming. And she likes him a whole lot."
    "But then this guy has these two beautiful girls with him always. They're pretty and he's always just looking at them, never at m- her."
    "A-and it hurts her to see y- the guy always with them."
    "A-and they're always h-holding hands, and so sweet."
    " I- She wants to be closer to y- him but she knows she doesnt stand a chance. She's younger and not as pretty as his girlfriends..."
    Her shoulders now shaking, she abruptly hands you the half empty cup and runs away.

    You can't see her face, but you know she was crying.

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:18 No.18172623
    Its not like we are going to seduce her we are going to sort out the issue
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:20 No.18172636
    Dawww, she thinks not having a chance is a reason to give up.
    I think I like where this fight is going after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:20 No.18172638
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:21 No.18172647
    Well, shit. I think getting Negi hooked up with this one will take care of things early.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:23 No.18172661
    Negi is a bumbling ten years old.
    a harem animu lead, he's also of the purest pedigree of bumbling harem leads.
    He's a ken akamatsu character, noone as worse as those faggots.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:23 No.18172663
    For reference, Touma is not into little girls, and does his best to ignore any romantic advance from them. Touma is VERY into Oujo-samas, and has publicly and loudly that stated he wanted a kiss from one when offered. Sadly, almost every girl after him is younger than him, and if they are older are very able to beat the hell out of him.

    Finally, do not let his right arm get damaged heavily. What comes out when Imagine Breaker is removed from his body can easily stop, crush, and eat anything Nanoha could ever do.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:25 No.18172676
    If you're referring to what happened against the alchemist and Ars Magna, that was the alchemists doing because Touma scared him, nothing to do with Toumas powers.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:26 No.18172685
    We should tell this to Erica and Ursula when we see them next, they'd be better at dealing with this sort of thing than we are, and we do want to patch up our relationship with Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:28 No.18172702
    so this evening, regardless of how the exercise ends, we're going to plan a nice private dinner for her, just her. Show her that there more than enough Susan to go around.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:28 No.18172709
    Argh, dammit, why does she have to raise all those flags?

    So, shall we go after her?
    Get her to cry it all out on our shoulder, then drink some tea to feel better?

    Or leave it for now, ask for advice from Ursula and Erica?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:29 No.18172720
    I'm not completely familiar with it because I haven't read the novels, but there IS some "Invisible Thing" that his Imagine Breaker seals. It apparently gets mad when Fiamma of the Right cuts off Touma's hand in their fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:30 No.18172730
    He's talking about the time he fought the pope or wahtever.
    his arm was cut off.
    the devil came out of it or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:30 No.18172731
    Actually it was both. I am also referring to Touma stopping Fiammas Miracle of the Right Hand of God, which was well above planet killing levels of power. And then his True Ability eating even the power that crushed Fiammas.

    La Persona a Superior a Dio is not a title one gains via simple mindtricks.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:32 No.18172748
    There is always one option.
    For a moment, completely and entirely forget all tact, pose, or anything.
    Be blunt, talk to her directly without any bandering about the subject, and disregard her feelings entirely.
    This issue needs to be settled now.
    If cruelly dispassionate objectivity and patient understanding is what it takes, so be it.
    Kill the drama before it kills us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:32 No.18172751
    This sounds like the best plan.

    Show her that we have time for everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:33 No.18172757
    See if we can run after her, tell her that the twins are special to us, but we care for her and that no matter what happens if she calls our name we'll be there at her side. Add comforting hug.

    Invite her to dinner after the events of today, just her and us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:33 No.18172759
    Man, will you just give up? We're not crushing her spirit no matter how much of a boner it would give you.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)03:35 No.18172771
    Goddamnit, there's something in my eye.

    I like these.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:36 No.18172786
    Crushing her spirit?
    Not at all.
    What she needs now is certainty, no sympathy.
    She's full of emotion and conflict and it needs resolution, and if she doesn't get it now she'll try to get it during the match.
    Or worse, it will just simmer into hate.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)03:37 No.18172791
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    You spend the rest of the hour talking over plans with Keima and your team.

    Your group steps back into the gym, the next rounds start.
    "Okay guys, you all have reached the second round." Max says "We're sure fighting against friends might be hard for you, but think of it this way, It'll be fun to pit yourselves against each other."
    "Now, we your instructors, and your individual handlers will be keeping a close watch on these fights. So give it your all." Mike finishes.
    "Hat-chan, Generate another set of fields, if you please."

    And the next round began.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:37 No.18172793
    No, the Devil is busy possessing some blonde girl in one of the Sidestory novels. Whatever the fuck is in Toumas arm isn't Satan. Or even Saten, as funny as that would be.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:38 No.18172801
    That would be us being an asshole that is not us

    This >>18172702 and / or >>18172757
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:40 No.18172816
    With Lilly's MAPHAX, I feel splitting up would be a baaad idea.
    Let's all stay grouped up. Shinku can scout from mirrors.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)03:40 No.18172817
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    Unlimited Blade Works

    New thread at around 06:00 4chan time

    I need suggestions for people to pad out shirou's team.
    Also what field would you like to fight in?

    right now i have some actual work to do
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:42 No.18172832
    there is no way that's going to work.
    We wait for her to calm down, and we prove to her that we have time for as many women who want however much of our attention as they want.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:45 No.18172851
    Shiki Tohno. Or Ryougi. Yes, I'm a type-moon fag. I'm also the guy who first suggested Magical Amber.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:46 No.18172858
    For once let's prevent this sort of situation from becoming a dramafest and nip the whole problem i the bud.
    So many issues could be solved by just talking with honesty, any relationship strain would be worth it as a strained relationship can be repaired, whereas a broken or hostile one cannot.

    The real reason I see this working though, is because Nanoha is still only 12 years old.
    If there is one thing children are very good at, it's being very sensible and seeing things as they are, though they often don't know enough to understand what it is they see.
    She's infatuated, and she probably doesn't quite get why she's all torn up over Hayate, but since she's still so young there's no real libido or teenage anxiety to make things really confusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:50 No.18172894

    hmmmm who would be good for team what-is-a-vagina....
    Maybe Luke from Tales of the Abyss. He couldn't identify an attracted female if his life depended on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:51 No.18172897
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    I only want to see Tohno/Nanaya working as a waiter at Ahnenerbe, picture related. Also, too much Type-Moon in one team is silly.

    What about Yumeji from the Yumekui Merry Manga?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:52 No.18172904
    And you think your choice won't result in a broken one?

    No, your idea is a bad idea.
    Children being sensible and seeing things as they are? They may be less susceptible to illusions because they have less pre-conceptions, but they are not sensible.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:55 No.18172917

    For team clueless/what is a vagina:

    Setsuna F. Seiei
    -Powered Armour. Literally a Gundam (Human sized of course)

    Sagara Sousuke
    -Whatever he touches is a weapon
    (Think Fate Zero's Black Knight)

    Ash Ketchum

    Inugami Kotaro
    -Beast transformation

    Thats all I can come up with for the idiot heros/sidekicks who cannot into love
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:55 No.18172919
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    Well if you've got Lilly, you've really GOT to have Hanako. Give her stealth-base abilities?
    Ed, from Cowboy Bebop (TF2 Engineer)
    Shinji Ikari (Eva powers without the Eva; mostly gofast and superstrength. Arm him with a prog knife.)
    And Louie from Reccettear. Tankin' and healin' all day er'ry day.

    If we get Ed and Shinji, maybe we can have Ein and Pen-Pen running around too. In R&D maybe?
    >Ursula's face when
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:55 No.18172923
    Any of the Elite Beat Agents.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:58 No.18172941
    Hah yeah Louie would be perfect for that team
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:58 No.18172944
    Dear god this quest is just like one of them Japoness Dating simulators ive heard about.

    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)03:59 No.18172959
    referring to them as Team What is a Vagina keeps making me think of Jeopardy. Maybe Alex Trebek is associated with them somehow.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:00 No.18172966
    >They may be less susceptible to illusions because they have less pre-conceptions, but they are not sensible.
    I suppose.
    Personal experience has shown me that they often can be sensible, provided that you manage to get their attention first, and then communicate with them as though they were one of your peers.
    Admittedly I've never had to deal with a case of infatuation, but again with fewer preconceptions, as you said, it should be a fairly simple matter.

    I see it more in the sense of keeping her from running off in an emotional outburst of energy, and then making it very clear just how we feel, and more importantly, how she feels about us in relation to herself.

    I can't guarantee she'll be happy though, but that isn't as important as making sure she won't accidentally kill us in a childish fit of magical outburst because of her delusions of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:00 No.18172967
    Dessert field.
    with random sandstorm
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:01 No.18172975
    Maybe someone from Hoshi no Samidare, if not for his team elsewhere at the school.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:03 No.18172989
    Heeru Yui
    -SDS (and being alive after that)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:04 No.18172994
    .... fudge. Shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:05 No.18173007
    Shirou home turf?
    We screwed

    Ge gets mad buffs from the sugar in the air
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:06 No.18173009
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    Oh fuck.

    Unlimited Fudge Works

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:10 No.18173052
    >Ice Cream Tundra
    >Rock Candy Mountains
    >Sugar Sands
    >Licorice Jungle
    >Chocolate Falls
    >Whipped Cream Rapids
    >Candy Cane Cacti
    >Fructose Syrup Sea
    >Mollasses Ocean
    I've got more around here somewhere...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:11 No.18173061
    Cotton Candy Clouds?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:12 No.18173065
    >we accidentaly destroy a caramel tree
    >Shirou goes berzerk.

    >round ends,
    >teams teleported out of field
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)04:17 No.18173112

    >Gelato Glaciers
    >Bubble Gum Bayou
    >Milkshake Lake
    >Marshmallow Marshlands
    >Cinnamon Valley
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)05:11 No.18173376
    I think when we finish Shirou off it needs to be poetic.

    Like crushing him beneath a 10 ton block of the fudge we filled his room with
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)05:21 No.18173438
    "Here's your goddamn fudge."

    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)05:28 No.18173475
    It would probably distract him as well.

    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:09 No.18173697
    She's mentally an adult.
    She was already searching for a purpose in life at the age of NINE and got employed around that time, as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:11 No.18173707
    >She's mentally an adult.
    And you're mentally a retard.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:12 No.18173717
    Confirmed for not actually having watched the show.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:14 No.18173729
    rolled 18 = 18

    > Skip Nanoha talk ending
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:14 No.18173730
    Yumeji is not clueless. He's just super-bro with Merry.

    Anyway, Shiki and Shirou don't ever meet canonically (outside of carnival phantasm), so having both in the team wouldn't be all that bad.
    The fun thing would be the level of the entire team:
    Imagine Breaker
    Unlimited Blade Works
    Eyes of Death Perception
    Perfectly coordinated via magical vision.

    ...I think we should call them the oblivious Gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:17 No.18173746
    Sousuke would be quite fitting. Also fitting the theme of being a horribly broken specialist.
    ...Would he get the Albalest? Or just the Lambda Driver? Kamen Rider does have his bike, after all...
    Ash Ketchum doesn't count because he doesn't really have a love interest. He's also ten years old.

    How about Saito from Zero no Tsukaima? Expert at any weapon. He probably could defeat Sakura with the Fight card or something.
    But then he'd be Louise's property... Which is all kinds of hilarious. He does lose his density later on, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:18 No.18173754
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    How about Natsuru from Kämpfer?

    >"I've got a vagina and still don't know what that is."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:20 No.18173760
    LG didn't really give us much option
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:22 No.18173772
    S/he does fit surprisingly well.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:26 No.18173784
    New thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:29 No.18173802

    If its the anime version.

    The manga Natsuru is not so stupid and actually gets stuff done.

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