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    90 KB AHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Jump Cut [continued] Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)20:42 No.18141396  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    The two of you go back to Jun's room.
    you hear it before eve knocking
    "More, pour some more. Give me your milk!"
    You pull Jun away from the door.
    "yeaaaaaah... we should give them some more time to themselves. Maybe till tonight." you say.
    He agrees, and he excuses himself to head down to the library.

    >it was the pain medication that made my hands numb.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:43 No.18141420
    welcome back, glad your hands are better
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)20:44 No.18141433
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    Without much anything to do, and not wanting to listen in on Kraus "servicing" Shinku, you head down to the PX.
    You walk through the door. Recette calls out to you as she's stuffing a bunch of swords into a vending machine.

    "HALLO!" she says a bit too enthusiastically. "Need anything today?"
    You consider what you might need on your trip to get the bike.

    [oh and you have 23Guptas. roughly.]
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:45 No.18141452
    I think it was decided that we should go to the PX and find an umbrella-rapier
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:47 No.18141480
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:50 No.18141530
    How much are umbrella swords?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)20:54 No.18141574
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    You think that with the yakuza looking for you, and you being prohibited from using majaik, that you will need to protect yourself in a more conventional manner..
    But with weapon laws in japan being as strict as they are, you cant just walk around with a sword at your side.

    "Hey Recette, you have any kind of concealed sword?"
    "yeah, theyre there near the back. Why would you need one? is it for a prank?" she asks you.
    "yeaaah." you say as you head to the spot she indicated.

    Once there you scan the racks.

    ****SPOT CHECK****
    you must beat a 75 to find what you're looking for.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:54 No.18141575
    >it was the pain medication that made my hands numb
    What, you trust your doctor more than /tg/'s google diagnosis? Get yourself some fucking vitamin B12, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:55 No.18141590
    rolled 52 = 52

    Cane Sword is GO.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:55 No.18141592
    rolled 16 = 16

    Capitalism Ho!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:57 No.18141610
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:57 No.18141611
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:57 No.18141615
    rolled 37 = 37

    God I suck. Rollan' again.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:58 No.18141631
    rolled 41 = 41

    Third times the charm?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:59 No.18141638
    rolled 74 = 74


    Butlers being terrible.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:00 No.18141652
    rolled 94 = 94

    Jesus, the dice gods fucking hate me. Maybe a hidden blade ala Assassins Creed or a cane sword?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:00 No.18141653
    rolled 45 = 45


    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:00 No.18141655
    rolled 40 = 40

    The dice gods do not like this idea
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:01 No.18141667
    rolled 94 = 94

    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:02 No.18141678
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:03 No.18141689
    rolled 19 = 19

    Hw about we see if there is something we could use as a Shirou alert.

    He is sorta creeping me out lately
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:03 No.18141690
    rolled 21 = 21

    >it was the pain medication that made my hands numb.
    I'm just happy your okay LG!

    Comeon Umbrella Katana.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:03 No.18141696
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    >mfw I also forget the picture.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)21:05 No.18141710
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    You scan the racks. Various items concealeing blades lies before you.
    Knives in books, An axe in a fake leg, A guitar with a katana in the neck, a sword that turns into a belt, etc.
    But try as you may you can't find an umbrella sword.

    ***roll to pick item***
    you may pick an item i did not describe above, except for an umbrella sword
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:06 No.18141724

    cane swooord
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:07 No.18141729
    rolled 80 = 80


    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:07 No.18141736
    rolled 59 = 59

    Hidden blade? Just for shits and giggles.
    If too stupid, cane sword.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:07 No.18141737
    rolled 8 = 8

    rapier cane
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:07 No.18141741
    rolled 46 = 46

    The sword belt sounds good? Much more concealable than the others
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:08 No.18141753
    rolled 56 = 56

    Cane sword. We could just ask Mike.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:08 No.18141756
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:08 No.18141765
    rolled 27 = 27

    Rapier in a wheelchair
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:08 No.18141766
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    rolled 34 = 34

    >Arm mounted spring loaded blades.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:08 No.18141767
    rolled 9 = 9


    Sword Belt

    Much more utility
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:09 No.18141778
    rolled 31 = 31


    oops forgot to roll
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:09 No.18141782
    rolled 71 = 71


    [x] Sword Belt
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:10 No.18141795
    rolled 14 = 14

    Gonna have to go with the handy belt
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:10 No.18141796
    rolled 82 = 82


    Rolling for hidden sword belt
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:11 No.18141810
    rolled 50 = 50


    rapier cane
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:12 No.18141821
    rolled 8 = 8

    I'm assuming we're going to only be in japan so we should go with the unexpected; a big ass anime style cleaver thing made out of foam, with a pair of rapiers stuck inside.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:17 No.18141887
    rolled 37 = 37

    Do want....
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:18 No.18141898
    Hidden blades are a more butlery thing really but the sword belt is more useful
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:19 No.18141913
    rolled 36 = 36


    sword belt
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:20 No.18141923
    rolled 75 = 75

    Thus, Hidden Blades before sword belt. Plus, the're pimpin'.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:22 No.18141958

    Definitely a good point. Lets go with the hidden blades.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:23 No.18141966
    rolled 59 = 59

    Must not let the beat drip, comeon nat 20.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:24 No.18141975
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:25 No.18141989
    All hail the empire! All hail Britannia!
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:25 No.18141995
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    DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! The dice demand it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:25 No.18141999

    Welp, there it goes.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)21:26 No.18142006
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    Your eyes fall back on the sword-belt.
    Looking much like a normal leather belt, with a silver buckle, you pick it up off the rack.

    On a tag on it, it says in Recette's handwriting
    [Price listed at counter.]

    You grab it by the buckle and think of activating it, the leather transforms into steel. and the buckle turns into an ornate hilt with a basketguard around your hand.
    The ribbon like blade, now a good 4 feet long, not too different from a rapier.
    You think of turning it soft.
    The blade flops down to obey gravity.
    you take a few swing with it, and it gracefully flows through the air.

    Quite happy with this, you decide to purchase it.

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:27 No.18142021
    Rope, like 50-75 feet of good strong easy to work with rope.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:28 No.18142029
    Dude, theres a 96 here! BUY THE HIDDEN BLADES!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:28 No.18142031
    I think that's all we need for now. Let's save our money unless we have something specific in mind.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:29 No.18142047
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    Hidden. Blades.

    We want them, the dice god's approve, lets buy them.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:30 No.18142054
    Seconding rope, keep the belt, we save the ezio blades for later.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:30 No.18142058

    Is there any sort of armour?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:30 No.18142060
    Have a browse of the trinkets and bits on sale, see if there are any cuff links, pendants or other jewellery with any useful effects
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:30 No.18142067
    rolled 56 = 56

    Tear gas or something to take out multiple hostiles mundanely.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)21:33 No.18142098
    As you walk around, the store you consider the situation.
    'I'll have to be able to walk around undetected. I'll need a disguise.'
    'Goddammit man, why. Oh also, Why the fuck did you activate BunnyMode for no reason back on the island?'
    'Oh yeah. I need to apologize about that.'

    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:35 No.18142121
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:35 No.18142123
    ABOUT GODDAMN TIME WE APOLOGIZE TO HIM. We should do something seriously nice for Jacob. Figure out what his hobbies and interests are. Help him build a tiny rabbit-sized library or garden or something in our room.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)21:36 No.18142132
    You have a smoke screen.
    Use it by lighting a cigar you keep in your inner jacket.


    Your butler uniform is already armor
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:37 No.18142141
    rolled 11 = 11


    Ah, nice.

    A nice pocket watch for Jacob. To replace the one we took from him.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:37 No.18142151
    As we said, Rope, for disguise just a different set of the most boring clothes ever with a baseball cap. Hidden blades are always cool.

    Ask Jacob if he wants anything, we owe him big time.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:38 No.18142158
    Well we did give him the rape whistle already.

    We could find him something to increase his time in laplace mode but I am unsure how we would manage that given he runs off our majaik
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:39 No.18142166
    This. AND helping him set up a hobby-space like this guy suggested:
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:39 No.18142167
    I thought everyone had forgotten about that
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:41 No.18142186
    This. And the sword is probably going to priced at rape. So we are going to be poor again after all of this.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:42 No.18142206

    I thought Kraus was "servicing" Shinku
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)21:44 No.18142231
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    You go pick up some rope, every adventure requires rope.
    You find what looks like a ball of twine.
    [300feet Shemp twine.]
    [ON SALE!]
    You take this and walk towards the counter.
    In a glass cabinet near the counter you spot some accessories and baubles.

    Your eye falls on a nice silver pocketwatch with gold inlays.
    [Tells time.]

    You take it to give to Jakob in apology.

    You find Recette waiting for you at the counter.

    "How much for the belt-sword?"
    "6guptas. Metal things' prices are up."
    "I cant afford that" you say in a deadpan voice.

    ********ROLL FOR BARTERING********
    I shall roll as well.
    2 rolls after mine must beat it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:45 No.18142240
    Probably doesn't stop him interrupting our train of thought to insult us with a suggestion.

    I really do and at the same time don't want to know how he is actually managing to do it
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:45 No.18142241
    Smoke screen cigar is majaik though. It'd be a lot less suspicious coming out of a can.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:45 No.18142251
    rolled 23 = 23


    oh great dice gods please give me something about 50.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:45 No.18142254
    rolled 38 = 38

    Bartering HO!
    >> noko Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:45 No.18142258
    Guys how do I roll
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)21:46 No.18142262
    rolled 50 = 50

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:46 No.18142268
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    rolled 38 = 38

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:46 No.18142269
    god fucking dammit.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:46 No.18142272
    rolled 71 = 71

    Why am I less inclined to trust it when it says [NOTHING TOO SPECIAL] than if it had said [STOPS TIME,DESTROYS GALAXIES]
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:46 No.18142275
    rolled 68 = 68

    We pay nothing, but we will serve tea for you three times in the future.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:47 No.18142276
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:47 No.18142278
    rolled 71 = 71


    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:47 No.18142280
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:47 No.18142284
    We do not bargain with or charge for butlering services.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:48 No.18142287
    rolled 49 = 49

    First roll out of the way now let's see about that other one
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:48 No.18142288
    rolled 86 = 86


    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:48 No.18142289
    rolled 88 = 88

    Forgot my roll.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:49 No.18142308
    rolled 15 = 15

    Forgot my roll
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:51 No.18142324
    Fucking captcha. Ignore this one.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)21:51 No.18142331
    rolled 89 = 89

    "NOPE. Ill pay you 4."
    "Nooooooo. Tear will get mad at me again."

    THREE ROLLS must beat mine
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:51 No.18142332
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:52 No.18142341
    rolled 89 = 89


    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:52 No.18142345
    rolled 60 = 60

    Well looks like we're out a few Guptas

    She's a nice kid though.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:53 No.18142349
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:53 No.18142350
    rolled 5 = 5

    We have shown ourselves to be a good and loyal customer. And we're offering you the services of the best butler you'll find in the area.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:53 No.18142352
    rolled 45 = 45


    Wait, what happens now?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:53 No.18142355
    rolled 44 = 44

    Just keep rolling, we can beat her!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:53 No.18142356
    rolled 57 = 57

    I wonder just how many other people actually haggle with her down here? I mean it's not like she gets whatever she charges over the PX regular price right?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:53 No.18142357
    rolled 46 = 46


    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:54 No.18142364
    rolled 52 = 52

    True, and really we won't be spending our guptas in many other places anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:54 No.18142365
    rolled 100 = 100

    Come men, we can do it, keep on the assault!
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:54 No.18142366
    rolled 11 = 11

    I guess the Dice Gods like hidden blades?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:55 No.18142372
    rolled 100 = 100

    No she probably pockets it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:55 No.18142375
    rolled 79 = 79


    saving money
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:55 No.18142380
    Praise be to the Dice Gods!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:55 No.18142383
    TWO 100s!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:55 No.18142384
    rolled 62 = 62


    Well hey there.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:56 No.18142389
    Get down on you knees! And start praying to the overdrive!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:56 No.18142392
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)21:56 No.18142393
    We are best barterer!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:57 No.18142407
    We'll have to pay full price sometime. She's a nice kid.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:57 No.18142408
    Okay, everyone, pack up your dice. We're done here.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)21:58 No.18142413
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    rolled 24 = 24

    >nicely done.

    "NO." you say firmly. "Beside's im buying some other stuff anyway."
    "hmnnnnnnnn..." she considers. "OKay!"

    You then pay for the twine, 50yonks, and the watch, 1gupta.

    Now 5guptas and 50yonks lighter, you walk out of the PX.

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:59 No.18142429
    Ask Jacob what kind of hobby space he would like us to make for him. Explain we really appreciate his friendship and assistance and would never want him to think we're taking advantage of him or don't appreciate him. Also, brofist.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:00 No.18142431
    Short talk with Jacob, give him the watch and ask if there is anything, anything at all we can do for him, start a garden for fresh carrots, make a wee little rabbit house, anything.

    After that see if anyone wants to come our our dimension of origin and commence operation rescue our bike.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:00 No.18142435
    See Mike, let him know were going to get bike-chan and that blood my form a river in the streets.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:01 No.18142446
    may* damnit.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:03 No.18142463
    rolled 72 = 72

    Yeah that or we need to get her a present.

    She might try to gouge the fuck out of us but she is nice about it
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:04 No.18142477
    Can someone give me a brief rundown of our up-to-date abilities?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)22:08 No.18142526
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    Needs to be updated with FLYING DUTCHMAN [war bike]
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:11 No.18142566
    We need to get dresses for the Twins if they're coming to our world.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:11 No.18142569

    Thanks Gear
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:11 No.18142572
    rolled 31 = 31

    We could get her some sweets.

    She does like those in the game
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:16 No.18142630
    rolled 19 = 19

    I just realized we are the little girl from the Recettear.

    Always fucking up her combo
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)22:17 No.18142637
    This. And the pair of you know whats Landing Gear. You know they got a 96. You're trying to avoid it. I won't let you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)22:17 No.18142643
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    You head back to the dorms.
    First you stop by your room to talk to Jakob.

    "Hey man, I jsut want to say how much I appreciate you having my back and all."
    "Not at all sir."
    "No. I almost used you as a meatshield back on the island. I'm sorry."
    "it was nothing sir."
    "And the girls always rough you up when youre in your small form."
    "I don't mind it one bit sir."
    "you sure?"
    "Yes sir."
    "anyway, I got you this" as you present him with the new watch. "Since i basically took the one you had before."
    "Thank you very much sir!" he says as he looks at the new watch exitedly. "I shall take the very best care of it."

    "Hey J, you know, if there's anything you want, you can ask me okay?"
    "I'm perfectly fine serving under you sir. You need not do anything further for this, your humble servant."

    that done, you decide waht to do next.

    [ ]KRAUS
    [ ]TWINS
    [ ]MIKE
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:18 No.18142667
    Mike - Twins - Kraus

    In that order. Our teaset needs to actually finish. I'm certain he's still at it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:19 No.18142672

    Kraus is probably having a smoke right about now.

    [x] TWINS
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:19 No.18142674
    Mike, Kraus, then Twins to tell them it's time to go to our... home?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:19 No.18142681
    Talk to Mike about our plans, grab the twins and anyone else who wants to come with us and finally pick up Kraus. I'm fine with swapping Twins and Kraus.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:20 No.18142694
    Mike, then Kraus, then Twins.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)22:23 No.18142744

    You head to mike's office to inform him of your plans to pickup your bike.
    He lets you inside and sits you down on his couch.
    Looking around you find his desk empty of the usual stack of papers. His coffee mug and a small container of fudge is there.

    "First things first. I saw the records of your fight on that Island." He tells you as he begins to light another cigar from his desk
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:25 No.18142771
    "That Gazebo had it coming. I regret nothing."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:25 No.18142772
    Twins then kraus, no way he would be done so quickly
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:26 No.18142776
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:26 No.18142785

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:26 No.18142786
    Yes. This. So hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:28 No.18142805
    Why not. Might as well lead off with absurdity.
    Though we really should fix it for them.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:29 No.18142811
    Stick to our obfuscating stupidity disguise.

    Yeah it was pretty good. We did stick to The guidelines though because the only people we performed majaik around knew of the existence of such things and many were possible future agents.

    Anyway that gazebo deserved everything it got
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:31 No.18142844
    Martians crashed into it anyway, we wild have to rebuild it and we are not unleashing that horror upon the world again
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)22:35 No.18142886
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    He puffs out some smoke.
    "You did good, kid. Quick thinking and effective use of your majaikal capabilities. I also noticed you lasted quite longer before you ran out of juice."

    "THAT GAZEBO HAD IT COMING." you tell him with a firm look on your face.
    "I wasnt talking about the goddamn gazebo."

    "You are lucky that that world has almost no restrictions on Majaik use, if it was any other place you would have been mindwiped and sent back to your home dimension the moment you stepped into the gate."

    "Thanks Mike, You know i had to help my girls."
    "I know, I know. Just make sure you don't push yourself too hard."
    "okay Mike"

    You then inform him of your plans.
    "Mike, I'll be headed to my dimension with the girls, I'll be there to pick up some stuff, and to take the girls for a look around. I might run into some trouble with some 'nice people' so id just like to inform you that i may get into combat.'

    "Okay kid, thanks for the heads up. Make sure you dont do anything too stupid. Mindwiping hurts like a bitch.... I think, I don't quite remember."

    "Your world is a not approved for majaik. You should just duke it out if you get into trouble. NO SPARKLES, NO LASERS. okay?"

    "I'm not telling you to shank everyone you want to there. Keep your head low. But if you do get into trouble, just try and not use majaik, okay?"
    "Of course Mike. Thanks again." you answer him.

    He gets up off his desk and leads you out the door.
    In the hall, he offers you a fist.
    "Nice work scoring the twins. Didn't know you had it in you."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:35 No.18142890
    I am supporting this course of action
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:36 No.18142906

    Oh god, how does he know about everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:37 No.18142912
    Mike is a true bro and we are lucky to have him
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:37 No.18142915
    Because they ONLY NOT-WATCH THE DORMS. Let's mentate to Gai, see if he's in his home dimension or somewhere on campus. I can't think of a better person to have our backs.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:37 No.18142916
    Neither did I, Mike. And thanks.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)22:38 No.18142923
    you ported in while making out with the twins.
    Techs at the stargate saw you.

    And as your handler, he will know everything.

    As per the combat, your devices are monitored.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:38 No.18142925
    "Mike I was promised bitches, and bitches I got. I'm your student, how could that surprise you?"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:38 No.18142926
    rolled 100 = 100

    Seconding this so hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:39 No.18142928
    We really need to get Mke some good cigars.

    Fist bump and thanks, "I didn't really think I had it in me either to be honest, but I am glad I did"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:39 No.18142932

    I wonder what he'll say about KrausxShinku
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:40 No.18142942
    Welp I suppose this is our response
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:40 No.18142947
    Also add in "Now to pull my teapot from a doll." or something more clever.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:40 No.18142956
    So, with this new development, is Frau going to be jealous?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)22:45 No.18143004
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    You bump fists with him and reply, "I didn't really think I had it in me either to be honest, but I am glad I did"

    "Now get out of here and let me enjoy these last two days of quiet." he says as he shoves you down the hall.

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:46 No.18143029

    Mentally ask Kraus if he wants more time.

    [x] Twins
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:48 No.18143056
    Frau will likely act jealous, but in actuality be turned on really. Fucking slutty hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:49 No.18143070
    Mentally contact, Kraus, ask if he's ready to go or needs more time.

    Then Twins, go clothing shopping.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:49 No.18143082
    Oh god I hope that carries over to her human counterpart.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:50 No.18143099
    Find the twins and anyone else who wants to come along to our home, see if kraus needs more time.

    Maybe see if we can pick up some good cigars for mike either in our dimension or the bureau
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143135
    What jealousy at our device banging another one?

    Knowing Erica she would find this whole thing hilarious
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)22:54 No.18143152
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    >human projections for the devices.
    >kinda like elsie.

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:54 No.18143156
    No, false jealousy at US banging someone
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)22:56 No.18143178
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    Dis is frau
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:57 No.18143195

    oh my
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:58 No.18143202
    >wearing fucking bloomers
    God damn it, if I didn't love this weaboo animu parade so much, that would have made me leave.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:59 No.18143213
    In before Excalibur is Saber.
    "Wait. You're a GIRL?"
    "Yes, Shirou."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:59 No.18143214
    It was the 40s bro
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:00 No.18143238
    Hah I remember that,

    It was a loli manga
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:01 No.18143243
    this... is my fetish....
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)23:01 No.18143253
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    On your way back to the dorms, you mentillate your errant teapot.
    "Hey dude," you ask him. "you done yet?"
    "Nope" and the connection went dead.

    You walk back to your room to find the twins waiting for you.
    "Hi girls, you ready?"
    "Almost, we need to pick up some stuff from town though." Erica answers.
    "We were wondering if you could come with us." Ursula says.
    "I'd be glad to," you say as you take thier hands

    As you walk to town, Erica asks you
    "Hey, where's Kraus?"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:03 No.18143263
    "Kraus is currently indisposed, I'm afraid."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:03 No.18143267

    How many condoms do we have left? With how much we've been going at it, I can't imagine many.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:03 No.18143268
    Just resting, not having disturbing hate sex with a doll
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:04 No.18143281
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:05 No.18143289
    Well we probably haven't been using them too quickly since it has been all of two weeks.

    We should look into a majaikal alternative
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:05 No.18143291
    "He's... busy. On an unrelated note, what are Frau's thoughts on open relationships?"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:05 No.18143296

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:09 No.18143335
    Heh I wonder if this is how computer viruses spread in this dimension
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)23:14 No.18143399
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    "he's... Resting." you answer her.
    "yeah, just resting. Totally not percolating with a doll behind closed doors. seriously."
    "I see..." you see her tap her hat.

    "anyway," she turns back to you. "we were gonna buy some clothes for the trip. We cant walk around wearing no pants there, if i'm correct."
    "yeah, the whole no pants fashion didnt click in my world."

    The three of you arrive back at the row of shops down town.

    ***ROLL EM***
    First five rolls over 50 will be the shops in the front row.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:14 No.18143402
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:16 No.18143435
    rolled 97 = 97

    The Ridiculously Convenient Clothing Store (GRAND EXPANSION SALE)
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:16 No.18143436
    rolled 31 = 31

    Ridiculously convenient store
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:16 No.18143443
    rolled 75 = 75

    Baba Yaga's shop. We will trade our soul for pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:16 No.18143444
    rolled 64 = 64

    The costume shop from earlier, Creed's tobacco and the ridiculously convenient store

    We should get some more sexy outfits for our twins to dress up in while we are there
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:16 No.18143445
    rolled 27 = 27

    Sear outlet.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143449
    rolled 60 = 60

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143457
    rolled 58 = 58

    Inter-Dimensional Fashions
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143460
    Watches: Exotic parts and Specialty Repair
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.18143469
    rolled 77 = 77

    A tobacconist
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.18143478
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.18143482
    rolled 89 = 89

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.18143492
    Because SHOPPING!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:19 No.18143495
    rolled 41 = 41

    Piccolo's Clothes Beam Store: Where Everything Is A Perfect Fit
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:21 No.18143536

    Obviously you have no idea of the dire importance of classy dressing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)23:25 No.18143605
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    YOu see the Ridiculously convenient store having a sale.
    beside it is HELGA's shop of HELGING
    The costume shop is also back up front.

    Where go oh master butlers?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:26 No.18143623
    "Interdimensional Fashion, ladies? That sounds like the sort of place that should have your needs covered for hopping to mine."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:27 No.18143640
    Interdimensional Fashion, then Creed's Tabacco Emporium for Mike, Then Ridiculously Convenient Store to see what we can get.
    >> Alpharius 02/28/12(Tue)23:27 No.18143643
    rolled 25 = 25

    Interdimensional fashion, Creed's Tobacco Emporium, and the Ridiculously Convenient Store, in that order.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:28 No.18143651
    Sounds about right.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:29 No.18143667
    Interdimensional Fashion, then Creed's Tobacco Emporium to pick up something nice for Mike, then the Ridiculously Convenient Store because, hey, it's Ash and he's always got a good thing going.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:31 No.18143702
    Wow. Consensus was fast and unanimous.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:32 No.18143708
    rolled 43 = 43

    Creeds first, let's pick up some nice cigars for Mike.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143739
    rolled 40 = 40

    Then costume shop at the end, we'll make the twins a deal they get a costume for us we get one for them
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143757
    We can't afford that.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:37 No.18143797
    Says who? We have about 20 guptas left and that is actually quite a bit of cash
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)23:39 No.18143814
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    YOu and the girls walk into Interdimensional Fashions.
    As you walk in you find a tall green humanoid [alien?] wearing a turban and cape, manning the shop. The shop itself looked suspiciously empty.

    "Hey, Uh, we're looking for clothes for the HnG Dimension..."
    "Yeah yeah, wait a bit. I just need to finish this"
    he says as he solves a crossword in a newspaper.
    As you and the girls wait, he says "NO. I AM NOT A FUCKING YOSHI."
    He then puts the paper down,

    "Okay, who needs clothes? you?" he points at Erica. "CLOOOTHES BEAAAAAAAAM!"
    And a modern pair of jeans and a contemporary shirt appears on her.
    he then turns to Ursula. "CLOOOTHES BEAAAAAAAM!"
    She is now wearing a nice white sundress.
    He now turns to you.
    "do you need clothes?"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:39 No.18143824
    We should be ok but that is too cool not to try
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:40 No.18143832
    Sure why not
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:40 No.18143835
    I am laughing so hard right now. I'm going to say yes, but only because you KNOW we're going to end up in a skirt.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:42 No.18143858
    "Yes, preferably an outfit that can disguise who I am."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:42 No.18143867
    Crossdressing, ho!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)23:44 No.18143893
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    "Yes, preferably an outfit that can disguise who I am."
    "okay then, i think i may have just the thing."


    A flash of blindinglight.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:45 No.18143902
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:48 No.18143944
    well, we went by 'Susan' for a reason

    This now officially my favorite quest
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:48 No.18143950
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:49 No.18143971

    We went by Susan because we were paranoid about the yakuza
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)23:49 No.18143978
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    ROLL 1d3

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:50 No.18143988
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:50 No.18143991
    rolled 2 = 2

    Alright, let's see how badly this goes.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:51 No.18143992
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:51 No.18143993
    rolled 1 = 1

    c'mon 3
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:53 No.18144025
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:53 No.18144029
    rolled 2 = 2

    Hoping for a 2
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:53 No.18144030
    Randosel makes me subtly uneasy...

    Don't tell me it would be the turn into a little girl option
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:55 No.18144052
    rolled 3 = 3


    For shit and giggles
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:57 No.18144080
    Hey guys, I just wanted to warn you about something.

    The were some hot debates on how to proceed in HnG dimension, one guy even suggested to take our entire team just in case but the end consensus seems to be that "we don't need to worry because Hayate's home is just mundane dimension, just like ours".
    Yes..... but that's not true. Well, it is a mundane universe but with a very, very minor difference. Namely, it's a dimension where the ENTIRE UNIVERSE CONSPIRES TO MAKE HAYATE'S LIFE UTTER SHIT.

    Why do you think things had been going so well for him?
    Because he left his dimension and was out of the extreme, reality bending misfortune that had befallen him.

    Do not think that the trip will be a piece of cake. In fact, I suspect the difficulty rating will be raised to full 11 out of 10 this time.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:58 No.18144091
    rolled 2 = 2

    What kind of uniform?
    >google imagesearch randosel
    >Japanese Elementary School Backpack
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)23:58 No.18144100
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    The light fades.
    It reveals you wearing a pink hoodie over a short black skirt. Your hair is tied in two small ponytails at the sides.

    Erica grins like a madman, Ursula is beginning to have that hazy look again, and the green guy just stands there with a smug look on his face.

    "Why a skirt... again?" you ask noone in particular.
    "It looks great on you!" Erica says.
    "definitely cute." Ursula adds.
    "I'm too good." the green guy says.

    "so would you like me to pack those up or would you wear them out?" he asks you three
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:59 No.18144111
    We will have our good luck charms this time though and hopefully a karate master bro
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:59 No.18144112
    rolled 56 = 56



    Run into Keima on the way back
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:59 No.18144118
    Wear it out like a boss.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:59 No.18144125
    Sigh and say that you'll wear it out. BUT THE GIRLS HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. DAMN IT.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:59 No.18144126
    "Let's just...just wear them out. May as well."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:00 No.18144131
    rolled 4 = 4

    wear it without shame, shame means you have lost
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:00 No.18144134
    Pack it up, I don't want to be known only as the weird guy who cross dresses as an little girl. I am also definitely not buying cigars like this. Oh, and the bill is on those two.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:01 No.18144141
    > good luck charms
    the twins?

    Well, lets hope that our extreme misfortune will not spill over to them.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:01 No.18144142
    How well does it fit us? Since we got it via a magical clothing beam... I imagine that it fits us perfectly. Amazingly perfectly. Too perfectly. "This is the most comfortable thing I've ever worn" perfectly. If so... In spite of the fact that it's girls' clothes... This is what we're going to wear in our dorm room from now on.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:02 No.18144150
    >I don't want to be known only as the weird guy who cross dresses as an little girl.
    Bunny. Mode.
    Send Erica.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:02 No.18144151
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    heres the randosel if you were wondering
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:03 No.18144160
    Hayate was born wrong gender it seems
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:03 No.18144165
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    and the uniform
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:03 No.18144167
    That... Is a terrifyingly good point.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:03 No.18144171
    Exactly, Bunny Mode is a special occasion sort of thing, we can't crossdress all of the time and have it still be special and different.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:03 No.18144176
    Accept our lot in life and walk out as the cute girl
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:04 No.18144195
    Hahahahahahahaha I knew it.

    Krauswould of had a fucking field day with that
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:05 No.18144199
    I know, right? Imagine how Hayate feels, suddenly wearing THE MOST COMFORTABLE THING EVER... And it's a pink hoodie and a short, frilly, black skirt. Probably some panties with a little extra crotch room too.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:06 No.18144216
    Due to the amount of swag we have, probably a LOT of extra crotch room. Perhaps a pair of Panties of Holding.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:07 No.18144233
    That explains how he passes as a girl then
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:08 No.18144239
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    "Pleas pa-" you try and say before the twins interrupt you
    Ursula pays the man [alien?] while Erica drags you outside.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:08 No.18144244
    >of holding
    >once pierced, a bag of holdings contents are lost forever
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:09 No.18144251
    Seriously, LG, how perfect do these clothes feel?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:09 No.18144260
    Send Erica into Creed's with money and instructions.

    Go with Ursula to Ash's store
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:09 No.18144263
    We aren't necessarily working on d&d rules here.

    Holding is less an extra dimensional space and more twisting the existing space to make more room
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:10 No.18144274
    Get some bitchin' cigars for Mike.
    But, uh, might be a good idea to send Erica to get them. She's probably more able to deal with the whole age thing than us right now...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:10 No.18144282
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:11 No.18144288
    >Unexplained magic surrounding our junk
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:12 No.18144307
    Alright, they wanna play that way?
    Start flirting with every guy in sight. Bonus points for Keima
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:13 No.18144325
    Fool, they would destroy us.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:15 No.18144370
    Or start taking photos. And video. And bets.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:15 No.18144374
    Erica might like it.
    Ursula would probably be horrified.

    Anyway their fun comes from our reaction of "WHY GOD?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:16 No.18144386
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    You stand on the sidewalk with Ursula.
    As you wait for Erica to walk out you look yourself in the reflection on the shop window's glass.
    'wow, i actually do look cute in these.'
    'Not to mention these fit me perfectly, it feels like i can move so freely.'

    'Maybe i should wear these more oft-NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOPE.'
    'I'M A MAN! AND SU- Hayate IS A MAN'S NAME!..'

    Erica walks out to join you two

    >mfw panels in the manga fit the situation perfectly
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144420
    Fuckin hayate

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144436
    Start flirting with your own reflection
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:21 No.18144480
    Don't even hide the fact that you're turning back and forth to get a good look at yourself while blushing furiously. The girls will be able to tell even if you do try to hide it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:21 No.18144482
    We really need to fuck with someone, not Keima because it goes against us making him want the male us... Not Shirou because he already has a disturbing fixation on us.

    Dammit why aren't there any gnomes to troll in this dimension
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:23 No.18144509
    Thank Erica. I believe next is the Ridiculously Convenient Store, because they've got a sale going on. Wouldn't want to miss that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:23 No.18144516
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    You tell the twins about your plans on getting some cigars for Mike.
    Ursula wants to go grab some drinks.
    Erica volunteers to get the guitars as you and Ursula walk into the Ridiculously convenient store.
    "Hey, anything i could get for you two?" the man at the counter asks.
    "no, not really, just looking around." you answer him.

    Ursula heads to the back for drinks while you look around the snacks Isle.
    and then you hear it. "W-why are you dressed like that?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.18144528
    New female character who thinks we're actually a girl, and that we're crossdressing when we wear male clothes?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.18144532
    "Because APPARENTLY the universe is trying to make me cross dress."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.18144538
    It may seem weird Ash but I can justify it in that the twins like it and the sex is amazing. And the universe just keeps dropping skirts on me, I think it's proof of it's sentience and sense of irony.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:25 No.18144541
    ROLL 1d4

    1 shirou
    2 Keima
    3 KENJI
    4 OTHER
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:25 No.18144542
    "Because it is comfortable. Why else?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/29/12(Wed)00:25 No.18144543
    Naw, Keima's emerged from his cave.

    "Also, it's a disguise."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:25 No.18144546
    Because these are the most comfortable clotehs I ever wore.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:26 No.18144554
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:26 No.18144562
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:27 No.18144575
    rolled 4 = 4



    (For the sheer fact that shirou would never be that softspoken)
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:28 No.18144588
    rolled 4 = 4

    rollin' Keima
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:28 No.18144590
    rolled 3 = 3

    Misunderstandings for the Misunderstanding god!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:28 No.18144592
    Don't leave us hanging, LG!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:29 No.18144602
    rolled 4 = 4

    Come on, Keima!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:29 No.18144607
    rolled 1 = 1


    And Kenji would never have been able to see us.

    Fucker be half-blind.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:29 No.18144608
    rolled 4 = 4

    It's Sakura and Nanoha back from their home dimensions
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:30 No.18144625
    >all dem fours
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:30 No.18144630
    And wow dice gods do not want anyone on the list
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:32 No.18144644
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:32 No.18144649
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    rolled 4 = 4


    You turn around, and see Santa standing there.
    He's holding a bag of Chocolate chip cookies and a carton of whole milk

    "And i thought that rabbit-girl thing was bad." he says.
    "Dont you feel embarrassed?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:33 No.18144665
    lol even i rolled a four.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:33 No.18144668
    Like you would not believe.

    The twins absolutely love this though so they find every opportunity to get me into things like this they can
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:33 No.18144677
    rolled 3 = 3

    "I used to, but not so much anymore. Crossdressing has become sort of Zen by now."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144679
    It's not like I put it on myself, and I've got a pair of absolutely gorgeous twins telling me not to take them off.

    Are you going to try to tell me to not listen to the pair of absolutely gorgeous twins that I adore?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144690
    Look left, look right, make sure Ursula is out of earshot and Erica isn't here yet.

    "I'm embarassed beyond belief. But the twins LOVE it for some reason. I've gotten more tail this past week if I let them dress me than ever before. I consider it a small price to pay."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144691
    "Slightly. But the girls seem to like it so THERE IS NO ESCAPE."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:35 No.18144704
    Little bit, but the twins like it and they show their appreciation. Honestly it's relaxing in some ways.

    Ask Santa why we didn't get any presents as a kid, if he is the same Santa we talked to at age 6 or so, try to avoid breaking down into a sobbing pile of crossdressing.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:35 No.18144708


    Even Nanoha/Sakura would have been preferrable.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144724
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144732
    Break down at the sight of Santa and the memories it brings up.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:37 No.18144751
    They would of been hilarious to run into like this.

    I just hope LG picks the idea up and we run into them outside or at the bureau
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:37 No.18144753
    Yes we must know which santa this is
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:38 No.18144773
    This is the Real Kris Kringle. The one that traumatized us was just a random Mall Santa.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:38 No.18144782
    We have run into him before enough that if we were gonna PTSD over it we would of.

    Ask him about the thing when we were a kid though, gonna love the reaction
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:39 No.18144795

    Or we could just point out that this is an inter-dimensional organization that deals with such a wide variety of people, cultures and races that being surprised by cross-dressing is kind of stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:40 No.18144824
    Nah we dislike it but the twins love it, it's funnier
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:42 No.18144855
    Oh, well then we should say>>18144691
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:44 No.18144888
    >(at the risk of having one or both of our legs broken)

    In a totally casual normal tone "because I've been a naughty boy."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:45 No.18144902
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    "Slightly. But the girls seem to like it so THERE IS NO ESCAPE." you tell him. and then you add. "Also I JUST GET SOOO EXCITED WHEN I WEAR CUTE CLOTHES."

    "I see.." he shakes his head and turns to walk away. "anyway kid. best of luck with you and that hobby."

    "Hey Kris wait." you call out to him.
    "Are you the same guy that delivers presents to kids in my Dimension?"
    "Nope. stopped doing the rounds 562 years ago. I outsource it all now. Why what happened?"
    You tell him that event from when you were a kid.

    "THAT GUY SAID WHAT?!" he almost crushed the bag of cookies in his huge fist. "IM GONNA HAVE TO PAY THAT BRANCH A VISIT SOON."

    You watch as he stomps out of the store.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:45 No.18144909
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:47 No.18144933
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:47 No.18144942
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:50 No.18144976
    Say to Erica, "Later, I'm going to push your head under my skirt and not let you up until you're finished." We'll see if we can make her blush. I'm betting yes. I'm also betting she goes for it like a champ.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:50 No.18144979
    All of our instructors are great people. Hayate is going to have a happiness breakdown soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:51 No.18144993
    No he won't. He's about to go... Home. It's like happiness insulin.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145001
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145010

    Don't let Ursula hear though.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145012
    >"Deal. But only if, at the same time, Ursula pushes YOU under HER skirt and doesn't let YOU up. For an HOUR."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:53 No.18145015
    Erica wouldn't care, first time we screwed she put us in bunny mode and did all that and more
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)00:53 No.18145017
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    Erica and Ursula now join back up with you.
    Erica has a box with a two headed eagle on it and Ursula has the drinks.
    You pay at the counter and head out into the street.

    [time is around oh idk. 3pm]
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:54 No.18145048
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:55 No.18145050
    Let's try and squeeze in some more happiness before we go to Everything-Hates-Hayate Land.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:55 No.18145061
    >two-headed eagle

    Ok, what the hell is she doing buying stuff from the grim and dark future of the 41st millennium?

    Do we need to check her for daemons?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145071
    Then we pickup kraus and be on our way.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145075
    Quietly to Erica

    Then head back and retrieve Kraus and look for Gai.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145079
    Nah mike smokes creeds brand cigars.

    Best damn cigars in the multiverse
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145086
    It was Creed's store.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:57 No.18145093
    She bought it from CREED'S CIGAR EMPORIUM
    Theyre clean of taint.

    Mike's brand actually
    And MAX's too.

    We need to get MAX again
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:57 No.18145095
    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:58 No.18145103
    Thirding, that just sounds so fucking funny and I really want to see the consequences/fallout.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:58 No.18145106
    Pointing out KARAOKE again
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:58 No.18145107
    As much as the costume shop appeals we've got stuff to do. Track down Kraus, see if Gai or any other of our friends wants to help us get Bike back then have a hopefully brief trip to our hateful dimension.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:59 No.18145112
    Alright, so we're going home tomorrow, right?
    So, let's go, maybe, karaoke for a bit, and then enjoy the evening with the Twins.
    Because tomorrow we have to go home.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:59 No.18145121
    He is busy, he likes our style though so possibly a future handler
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:00 No.18145132
    Our handler is MIKE.
    We need a new instructor for ADVANCE TRAINING though
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:02 No.18145167
    Gai is probably back home fighting for JUSTICE. Don't wanna pull him from that.

    And if we bring him to our world, then he'll go out looking for fights, which is what we want to avoid.

    Besides, the girls can magically augment their strength without it being blatant. We'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:02 No.18145170
    Costume shop.

    The twins owe us so we are gonna pick out something fun for ourselves
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:04 No.18145188
    Yeah but we should see if he is around anyway because he is our bro and it has been a while.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)01:08 No.18145271
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    >KARAOKE it is.

    The three of you walk around town looking for something to do, as if trying to delay the inevitable trip back to your horrible horrible dimension.

    Erica spots it first. "What's Karawky?"
    "it's Ka-Ra-O-Ke, YOu rent a room and sing. Theres this machine that plays the music and shows you the lyrics at the same time. It also gives you a score."

    "sounds like fun." ursula says.
    "Lets go!" Erica adds.
    They pull you inside.

    The inside of the building looks like it was ripped right out of downtown tokyo, down to the little japanese clerk.

    YOu rent a room and bring the girls inside..
    After few minutes of teaching them on how to use the menu for the karaoke system, they start to sing.

    Ursula goes first.
    she sings an old song from a kid's anime, you don't know how she knows it, but she's singing it quite well.

    Erica snuggles up to you as her sister's on stage.
    "you know, you look far too good in those clothes. I just want to eat you up."
    "well maybe later, ill push you under the skirt, and not net you up until youre finished..."
    "challenge accepted." she grins.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:13 No.18145351
    >"challenge accepts."
    Oh hell yes.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)01:14 No.18145370
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    After Ursula is finished. Erica steps up on stage.
    She presses a few numbers and begins to sing this:

    Ursula now sits close to you, "Hayate, thank you for letting us come with you."
    "it's nothing. I did tell you i'd show you the place that I came from. Maybe I can take you girls to an amusement park while were there."
    "what's that?" she asks.
    "It's like a giant carnival/fair. there are rides and stuff. Im sure you two will have great fun."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:16 No.18145396
    Also, tell her a little bit about the advanced technology that's in our dimension.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)01:17 No.18145420
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    Erica finishes. The music ends.
    She wlaks over to you and pulls you up off the couch.
    "Okay, teabiscuit. Now it's your turn."
    You stand on stage and decide what to sing.

    ***roll for SERENADE SKILLZ***
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:17 No.18145423
    That's our little German nationalist!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:18 No.18145433
    rolled 82 = 82

    Let the dappering commence. With Unchained Melody
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145438
    Sing some girly j-pop song
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145440
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145446
    Something bubbly and kawaii~ to get their juices flowing.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145447
    rolled 50 = 50

    Puttin on the Ritz, with Jacob playing backup.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145451
    rolled 10 = 10

    fits so well
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:20 No.18145458
    rolled 59 = 59

    Fucked up my roll
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:20 No.18145461
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:20 No.18145466
    rolled 92 = 92

    "Dont Stop Me Now" by Queen.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:20 No.18145471
    Yes. Yes! YES!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:20 No.18145473
    rolled 23 = 23

    Rolling for this, whoops.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:21 No.18145475
    rolled 77 = 77

    This but with a better roll
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:21 No.18145480
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:22 No.18145500
    rolled 35 = 35

    THIS. no questions.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:26 No.18145546
    rolled 38 = 38

    Supporting this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:28 No.18145561
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:28 No.18145563
    I KNOW I AM.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:29 No.18145577
    rolled 49 = 49

    rollin' for this
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:30 No.18145589
    rolled 53 = 53

    Bad rolls for the best choice
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:30 No.18145595
    rolled 14 = 14

    supporting this
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:31 No.18145607
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:32 No.18145610
    Stop. Just stop...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:33 No.18145623

    This is the only correct answer.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)01:36 No.18145656
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    >both so good.
    >cant choose

    You look through the list of songs. a lot of them unknown to you but the ones you are familiar with just draw you in so much.

    You remember working as the janitor for retro themed bar, old american music filled your ears every night. Those were pretty good times, until one night a group of customers decided to beat the shit out of you in the parking lot, just because he 'didnt like the color of your hair'

    You almost slip into one of your breakdowns but you realize that you came here to enjoy yourself with 2 beautiful girls. and enjoy yourself you will.

    you pick 2 songs and play them back to back
    First to entertain your girls you rip into an cover of an old song done by a group of flamboyant singers.
    "Im just a gigolo, and everywhere i go, people know the part im playing~"

    YOu look over at ursula and erica, theyre watching you intently.
    AS the first song ends you automatically slip into a lively song by a singer known for his stage presence. you feel this song reflects just what you're feeling right now.
    "Tonight, I'm gonna have myself, a real good time.~"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:38 No.18145675
    rolled 57 = 57

    >a singer known for his stage presence

    Understatement of the year.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:39 No.18145679
    New nickname incoming:
    Mr. Fahrenheit.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:39 No.18145680
    rolled 78 = 78

    Well, we need a link for "Don't Stop Me Now," so:
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)01:41 No.18145722
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    mid way through the song, the girls join you on stage and dance with you.
    A month ago, you were in an epty apartment hiding from people taht wanted to rip your organs out and sell them piece by piece. Now your having the time of your life with a pair of beautiful girls that you truly adore.

    As the song ends, Erica and Urula pull you back to the couch.
    all three of you are panting from having fun.
    Erica looks to you, an evil look in her eyes.
    "you know... I told Ursula about the thing you told me earlier... She says she'll help me i'n any way she can."

    They hold you down as they head south for some joint tactical maneuvers.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:43 No.18145742
    >joint tactical maneuvers
    Oh my yes. Do they both swallow?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:43 No.18145751
    Oh lawdy.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:44 No.18145756
    >They hold you down as they head south for some joint tactical maneuvers.
    ....we're going to need to pay for an extra hour.
    Or two. Or three.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:45 No.18145764
    And quite possibly a cleaning bill for the booth.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:45 No.18145776
    rolled 57 = 57

    I've got nothing against automatic Marios, but that just doesn't do the song justice.

    The secret to getting women to fuck: Freddie Mercury.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)01:49 No.18145840
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    The log of Miguel Rozario SantaCruz Y Cabrillo,
    [03-04 BD4432]

    My student is back in the Bureau today, Seems he finally got things ironed out with the twins.
    I would pay a lot for a picture of that scene they made at the stargate.

    He informed me of his intentions of going to his original Dimension, he expects trouble.
    I should contact Agent Tama to keep an eye out on him if possible.

    On another note, Shirou sent me fudge from his mines. I have no idea how he eats this, it's too goddamn hard. Tastes good though.

    Rood down in R&D says he didnt setup the flying suitcases. But he now intends on making a flying china-cabinet. I need to get in on that.

    -Entry Ends
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145856
    >agent Tama
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:51 No.18145869

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:52 No.18145871
    Quick, someone tell me who Tama is.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:54 No.18145913
    rolled 3 = 3

    First guess is the flying turtle from Love Hina, but I could be wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:56 No.18145932

    ....Oh god...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)01:56 No.18145941
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    It was already 7pm when you and the girls left the booth.
    You had to get a time extension twice.

    The three of you walk out into the night air, all fully satisfied.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:57 No.18145952
    Back to base, look for bros/team members to talk to, retrieve Kraus
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:58 No.18145962
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    This is TAMA
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:59 No.18145977
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:00 No.18145993
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:01 No.18145998
    [x] Kraus
    If he ain't done yet, we need to give him up because he will officially be TOO MANLY for us to handle anymore
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:04 No.18146025
    Collect Kraus, make for home. Might as well get to it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:10 No.18146083
    I wonder what Frau's reaction to Kraus hooking up with Shinku is.

    I expect whips and leather.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:11 No.18146092
    Collect Kraus. He should be done by now.

    And let's get some sleep. We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)02:12 No.18146109
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    You head back to to the bureau to pick up your errant teapot and pack your stuff for the trip home.
    First you change clothes in the room, to avoid the guys in the dorm to see you wearing your pink sweater and skirt.

    YOu and the twins then knock on Jun's room.
    Shinku opens the door for you, Jun still not come back.
    "err, hey guys. You okay now?" you ask them.

    Shinku, now on the bed clutching a kun-kun doll almost as large as her says, "yes, we have made our peace."
    You look over to Kraus in his teaset form, he's somehow shinier than he normally is.

    'Dude,' you tell him mentally. 'Psychic brofist'
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:13 No.18146122
    rolled 46 = 46

    Run into Nanoha and Sakura on the way to pick up Kraus
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:15 No.18146135
    rolled 12 = 12


    Agreed. The sooner we formally befriend the white devil, the lower the risk of forced BEFRIENDING. Therefore, hangouts are required.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:16 No.18146150
    rolled 88 = 88

    Kraus is quickly becoming more awesome than we are.
    I don't know whether to be overjoyed or terrified

    Having what is basically an angry marine as a teaser is fun though
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:16 No.18146151

    Need to run into them wearing girls clothing.

    AKA Kraus screwing with us.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:17 No.18146163

    Mention to Kraus our terrible idea to give espresso to Sakura.

    You know, small-talk.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:18 No.18146168
    It is all I want to see
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:19 No.18146182
    Oh god yes
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:19 No.18146188

    Yes to everything but cross-dressing.

    If we do it too much it'll lose it's novelty.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:20 No.18146205
    we are already cross dressing so it might as well happen and get it over with though.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:21 No.18146220

    "Hey Mike."
    "Hey kid. Have you seen Sakura?"
    >Point to loli shaped hole in the wall.
    "What the Christ?"
    "I tried to tell her that espresso was a small drink that you sip. She chose to chug the pot."
    "That would explain the childish giggling coming the vents of the entire third floor."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)02:22 No.18146222
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    The three of you head back to your room for dinner.
    After you and the twins have eaten, Erica asks you to put Kraus in teapot for and on the desk.
    She then takes her hat/Frau off and places her to cover Kraus.

    instantly Kraus calls out to you mentally.

    wat do oh master butlers?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:23 No.18146237
    We'll allow it. He needs to face the consequences of his actions.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:23 No.18146242
    You made this bed. now you have to sleep in it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146251

    Can't man. We'll be dead if we do.

    We'll burn incense for you.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146255
    "ask her if she's willing to share."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146256

    Well, yeah. But it's not supposed to be something we enjoy, just a thing that gets us into WACKY SITUATIONS.

    If everybody's used to us wearing a skirt, then it severely limits the possibilities for our WACKY SITUATIONS.

    We need to avoid it, because god knows LG's going to force it on us ofter enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146258
    "I guess that's what you get for not being able to keep it in your... teacozy?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146259
    Very politely note to Erica that while we enjoy her ministrations, Kraus may enjoy not being hatted, and he might not make tea perfectly with a hat on him.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146277
    Sorry bro my hands are tied
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146290
    rolled 93 = 93

    I can imagine loli Frau whipping Kraus mentally at this moment.

    i love it.

    "Sorry man, Can't. I know you understand."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146307
    Yeah but it isn't going to be a common thing but we know everyone will see us in a skirt sooner or later.

    I just vote for the sooner because I think it is funny
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146308
    My thoughts exactly.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146314

    Cringe violently inside. Let him know we feel sorry for him, but we somehow doubt that Erica will let us interrupt Frau's fun time.

    "Can't, but I will totally make this up to you later."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:29 No.18146345

    I vote for later.

    It seems forced right now, plus imagine what happens later on.

    Like we're 60-70 threads in approaching the end game, and then suddenly Sakura freaks out because we're in a dress.

    We then realize she never saw that before.

    The comedy potential of it as a brick joke is overwhelming.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:30 No.18146350
    >Shinku wearing Frau
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)02:30 No.18146356
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    'Sorry man. I can't. I know you understand. I'll try and make it up to you later.'

    You turn to Erica. "what exactly is going on?"
    She shrugs, "I dunno, Frau seemed upset though."


    [ ] leave
    [ ] sleep/sexings
    [ ] other
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:32 No.18146377
    [x] sleep

    Huh, I wonder if Frau picked up some things from Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:33 No.18146381
    [x] Other (Visit Keima)
    >that image
    Oh what.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:33 No.18146385
    Hard to turn down sexings, but we should at least send out a ping and see if any of the rest of the team is up to anything interesting.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:33 No.18146386
    rolled 12 = 12


    [x] Cuddle/sleep
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:34 No.18146392

    Suggest bed, when they start getting nasty, imply that we were actually talking about sleep, but we're too damn irresistible.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:35 No.18146407
    >"I'm too tired. Use me as you wish."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:35 No.18146409
    We will have to experience this at some point.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:36 No.18146414
    [x] Other (Sleep in Erica/Ursula's Room)
    We leave Kraus and Frau here so they won't be disturbed
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:38 No.18146435
    We'll come back and find Shinku, Elsie, and Kenji's scarf in here too.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:39 No.18146444
    Other; Keima
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:42 No.18146471

    It's been implied that the personalities of the Devices are based in part on the people using them.

    Which implies interesting things about Kraus.

    Actually, looking back I can see a reason for most of the devices with noticeable personalities to act like they do. Hayate is really timid and polite, so Kraus is all the MAN he isn't.

    Elsie is cheerful and outgoing, wheras Kemia is something of a recluse. She's also seemingly not as bright as him, allowing him to feel like he still has the edge in the smarts department.

    Frau is the strong, silent partner, because Erica doesn't need an ego boost or a partner to play off of, she needs a partner/tool that does what she needs when she needs it.

    I wouldn't be surprised if all the devices were in a way a reflection of what their owners want/need in their partners. Sakura's is probably a voice of reason, Gai's is probably constantly calculating the next move so he can just ACT....
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:44 No.18146491
    Nah not Elsie, she is too much a romantic... And possibly a third person for when we bang Keima
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:44 No.18146494
    We'll have to talk to Excalibur then.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:44 No.18146496

    Sounds like good times.


    Sleeping in the Twins room might not be a good idea. Harder to sneak in/out of there.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:45 No.18146510
    I think it is more they change depending on their user.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:45 No.18146512
    rolled 6 = 6

    Or... we can brush their teeth
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:46 No.18146515

    If that's not canon, it should be.

    It makes too much fucking sense.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:46 No.18146518
    Maybe send Kraus and Frau up to Erica's room instead, then?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:46 No.18146524
    This makes me wonder what Raising/Raging Heart is like in this.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:46 No.18146527
    Less likely to be visited by shirou though
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)02:47 No.18146535
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    You tell the ladies that it's a good time to head to bed. You'll have a full day tomorrow.
    Instead of staying in your room as you normally do, the three of you go up to the twins' room, and leave the hat and the teapot in your own.

    In thier room you find everything neat and clean. Except for one corner. There, candy boxes, cans of soda and cup noodles are piled up almost all the way to the ceiling.
    You raise an eyebrow at Erica.
    "What can I say, I like to snack."

    The two of them pull you into the bed made of two standard dorm cots side by side.
    They throw you into the bed, an evil look in thier eyes.
    "ladies." you tell them, "I am quite tired, but please feel free to do whatever you want."

    Morning came too quick. Today is the last day of vacation. Today you head back to that place.
    The three of you had breakfast down at the cafeteria and went back to your room to collect Kraus and Frau.

    Theyre not on your desk.
    In your bed you spot a suspicious lump.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:47 No.18146537
    This isn't fuckin Katawa Shoujo bro, they've got their own damn arms.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:47 No.18146541
    I prefer the idea that we gave Erica earlier on.
    I like the idea of her under us skirt
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:48 No.18146544
    Sakura's would be... Sakura, basically. Because nobody else could withstand a psychic link with her.
    Nanoha's would be "NO. NO NO NO. NO. Good girl. Gooood gir- NO NO NO NO."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:48 No.18146548
    We did that already.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:49 No.18146562



    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:49 No.18146563
    everyone on break, less to worry about. might be only chance.
    Raging Heart = Mad Bomber
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:49 No.18146566

    Roughly griping their jaw and holding them still while we take our time slowing cleaning every bit.

    Scrub up, scrub down. Slowly, thoroughly cleaning while the foam builds up and the start to drool and gag. Let them rinse before giving them a second cleaning, and then steal a taste of that minty freshness....

    I mean, that's a disgusting weird fetish and you should be ashamed.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:51 No.18146587
    In before fudge.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:51 No.18146593
    Let's check out the lump.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)02:51 No.18146594
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:52 No.18146606

    We need to hijack a white-board for like a hour to plan out the best drop-point, the best way to get in and out, the best everything.

    We get the bike, we leave, and then we might go back for a quick break.

    but part A should look like it was planned by veteran Shadowrunners going on a Milk Run.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:54 No.18146623

    >Milk Run.

    We need to do this.

    If anyone questions them, tell them that our entire home universe is hostile to our existence.

    If they doubt, we take a long enough trip down memory lane to put them into tears, then resume plotting.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:55 No.18146628
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    More appropriate?
    It seems like this shouldn't be on a worksafe board.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:55 No.18146629
    Human Kraus and Frau?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:56 No.18146637
    You motherfuckers.

    I just noticed I have spent more then an hour listening Queen songs and dramatically mouthing the words like a dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:56 No.18146641
    You know, there's got to be a Tactical Planning instructor among the Advanced Course teachers. Maybe we should try to hit them up?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)02:59 No.18146677
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    You check the lump out.
    Pulling the covers off, you find shinku on your bed.
    she's curled up around Kraus, and has Frau on her head.

    She finally wakes up.
    Upon seeing you there, she wordlesly floats up, some panic in her eyes, and disappears quickly down the hall.

    You pick up Kraus off the bed, as Erica does the same to Frau.
    'Dude' you tell him. 'Did you jsut do what I think you did?'
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:59 No.18146678

    >Milk Run.

    Oh god, I can't stop laughing. In my mind Hayate is using runner slang, and wearing insane cyber-punk clothing. He looks like he's cosplaying as Adam Jenson, talking about angles of attack, possible Yakuza entry points, how many mercenaries he can afford to wreck havoc in every other part of town, possibility of giant killer robots interrupting the proceedings...

    While various friends and staff just sort of watch and wonder how much of that shit is necessary.

    The twins consider recommending us for therapy.

    Kemia quietly swoons over our fake british accent.

    Kenji cuts in and calls us paranoid, resulting in karmic whiplash.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:02 No.18146700

    >Tactical Planning.

    It's going to be the fucking A-Team.

    Hannibal Motherfucking Smith will be teaching that course, you know it to be true.

    And he will give us an awesome plan.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:02 No.18146704

    I'm tempted to ask how they do it...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:03 No.18146709
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    "Alright kiddo, here's what you do..."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:04 No.18146722
    Two things:

    LG, how close to the mark is >>18146471

    And >>18146700

    Because Hannibal Smith would be the best thing in the thread thus far.

    I'm picturing him, Ash from town, and Old Man Henderson as drinking buddies.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:05 No.18146730
    In order for Devices to strengthen the bond between one another, they use their mental link to create a mental landscape. In this, the two (or more) materialize in their Visual Aspects (the persona they use when they need a human form).
    Then, they get down to business.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:05 No.18146731
    Fuck yes Kraus.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/29/12(Wed)03:07 No.18146751
    Kraus is also a "faulty" AI, as was noted in the first thread. This, however, makes him all the more awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:08 No.18146764
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    Fucking brofist.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:10 No.18146792

    Actually, Mike just assumed he was, and offered to replace him.

    It's quite possible he was wrong on that count.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)03:11 No.18146805
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    After grabbing your folio. The three of you head down to AdMin to jump out.
    There, you voluntarily let the girls change you in an empty restroom into the clothes you got last night, they do the same.

    After the three of you change into contemporary clothes for your dimension you head out, and walk down to the stargate.
    On the way there, you just happened to run into them.

    As Kraus said soem time ago, "INTERFACING MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DO IT?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:12 No.18146815
    I dare say he is faulty.
    He doesn't speak below a yell and insults us constantly and is th biggest bro ever

    Dude is an angry marine in teaset form
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:13 No.18146832

    "Because back home I'm wanted by the mob. The skirt and the hood dramatically lowers the odds of them noticing me and taking my kidneys."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:14 No.18146851

    "Because the discretion is the better part of not having your liver stolen by the Yakuza."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:14 No.18146856
    "And because it makes me feel so pretty." With straight face.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:14 No.18146858


    This is the only acceptable answer
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:14 No.18146861
    Hahahahaha Sakura just got home it seems
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:15 No.18146868
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:15 No.18146869

    "Because I'd like to keep my internal organs, and the local mob back 'home' has a different view on the subject."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:19 No.18146900
    rolled 12 = 12

    "Ah, I want to be able to move around my home dimension without answering questions of where I was all this time. Really, just that. I want to go around without being recognized."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)03:25 No.18146951
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    "Oh hello girls." you tell Nanoha and Sakura.
    "Hello, Hayate." Nanoha says with nod, not looking you in the face.

    "Well sakura, the reason why i'm wearing these clothes is because WEARING CUTE GIRL'S CLOTHES JUST GETS ME SOOO EXCITED."

    "YOU ARE CUTE!" she says "Right Nanoha? RIGHT?"
    "Yes. He does look cute." he voice oddly calm. too calm.
    "we will excuse ourselves now. We just got back and we still need to unpack." She then pulls Sakura down the hall with them.

    Erica, still hanging off your arm like ursula, looks up at you, "What was up with that?"

    "I dont know," you answer her as the three of you head to the stargate for the jump out.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:26 No.18146963

    "It's called a disguise. It saddens me that I am too manly to pull it off properly."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:27 No.18146969

    >Oddly calm. Too calm.

    Please be because we're adorable in drag. PLEASE don't be because you're trying and failing not to launch an Exterminatus.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:27 No.18146973
    >"Yes. He does look cute." he voice oddly calm. too calm.

    OH GOD.
    The problem won't be from the Yakuza. It'll be from trying to talk Nanoha out of an EXTERMINATUS.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:27 No.18146974
    Oh goddammit. We're going to have to talk to Nanoha. We don't want her ruining her career for our sake.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/29/12(Wed)03:27 No.18146978
    Nanoha is not a fan.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/29/12(Wed)03:28 No.18146990
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    New thread in about 2 and a half hours.
    [7pm for me]

    just some warning.
    As said above this universe in canon is out to get hayate.

    make your moves carefully.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:28 No.18146997
    Either Nanoha REALLY doesn't like us crossdressed, or she was exerting MASSIVE amounts of self control.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:29 No.18147004
    I presume we can get away with using invisibility and timestops, so long as we don't get caught?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:29 No.18147005

    More likely the second.

    I've yet to see a girl who didn't squeal over cute stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:29 No.18147006
    I think that's more trying to keep her composure and not reacting like Ursula or Erica.

    Or maybe she doesn't time him cross dressing... It would be a first
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:29 No.18147011
    It's not the clothes.

    last time we interacted was at the party.
    We weren't too clingy with the twins as we are now.

    and what with the whole island episode, im sure it shows in our bodylanguage
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:31 No.18147029
    MIke's words: "NOTHING TOO FLASHY"
    i guess invisibility and timestop is okay.
    As long as we dont go all ZA WARUDO like we did on the aliums we should be good
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:31 No.18147030
    Quite likely the case
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:33 No.18147047
    Eh, we'll make it up to her.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:34 No.18147060
    most likely with time travel
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:35 No.18147071
    I mentioned a bunch of character birthdays in the last thread.

    We need to make sure everyone on our team (including honorary member Nanoha) gets a birthday party.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:37 No.18147085
    >Nanoha says goodnight to Sakura, goes back to her room
    >"Good evening, Nanoha"
    >us, there, in Sakura's magical girl outfit
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:37 No.18147087
    Yes that will be important.
    And white day we give Keima chocolates as well as all the girls
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/29/12(Wed)03:37 No.18147091
    This is also the first time she's seen us in girl's clothes. I'm sticking with she doesn't like it, particulary in comparison to her reaction to the tux at the ball.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:40 No.18147122
    Yeah I think she likes us as a dapper butler.

    Just for once there would be a girl who does not want us to cross dress
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/29/12(Wed)03:41 No.18147126
    Crazy as that may be.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:46 No.18147178
    MADNESS, a female who dislikes trapyate?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:52 No.18147231
    Looks like LG is either going home or got promoted
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:53 No.18147236
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/29/12(Wed)03:53 No.18147241
    Well, he DID say thread's over till OVERTIME
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:54 No.18147243
    Or is actually getting some work done. He usually starts the second thread a 06:00ish 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:54 No.18147246
    Hah I missed that. First time ever
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:58 No.18147283
    So no crazy ideas in post game? That's rare
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/29/12(Wed)04:08 No.18147361
    Personally, I find the suggestions of teleportation and time stops, unless used VERY, nay EXTREMELY, carefully, pretty crazy.

    Hayate's universe of origin is a No Majaik Zone, after all, and our devices are being monitored for the use of said techniques. My only question is if using the Cassiopeia's timestop is a majaikal effect. Though I'm sure we'd still get in trouble if we used it incautiously.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)04:59 No.18147666
    Why have we suddenly became a giggly crossdresser?
    Wasn't there the intention to have us be a classy butler who doesn't bat an eyelash to being crossdressed? So manly that we can wear pink with pride?

    Also, I hope we can pick up the hidden blades later on. Would be quite useful for close combat and assassinations.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)05:01 No.18147678
    I think we can pass that off as a Sakura-induced contact high.

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