Just tell the truth, we may have become her hero after saving her from the demonic gazebo.
Oh an blowing an attacking martian out of the sky.

Twins jelly we got Frenchie to kiss us before they did.

>>18128273
We did nothing wrong, we neither seduced her nor anything else. We destroyed a mad gazebo, then we saved her life from martians. No foul play.

You freeze.
You didn't expect that one coming for sure.
On either side of you, the twins' hands clamp around you.
'UH-OH.'

"Hayate?" Ursula looks to you in confusion
"Hayate..." Erica looks at you with some anger.

"Please tell me what, if anything, happened between you and Perrine." The bespectacled one asks.
"EXPLAIN YOURSELF AT THIS INSTANT!" the fiery one yells

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18128341
"Nope. She was ALL OVER Jakob, though."

>>18128341
"I had to save her! It was going to eat her alive! Is that so wrong of me? Why?" and queue the PTSD episode.
(Seconding >>18128323)

>>18128341
"She has a crush on Mio and we promised to give her Mio's swimsuit and jacket, which Mio gave me."

>>18128341
Nothing happened, we showed her Jacob, killed a demonic gazebo and saved her, and many others, from martians. No need to get all worked up ladies, while they are distracted by us explaining ourselves kiss the both of them.

I don't think there is any need to mention the swimsuit, it isn't important and just won't help.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18128365
Adds to the MISUNDERSTANDING POOL though.

Lets just kiss them

>>18128341
"I let her cuddle Jakob and slew the dread gazebo, that's it. But seriously? You guys had me thrown in a tub full of naked softness and you're worried about that?"

uhh....
What's the most constructive way to
deal with this situation?
What could possibly clear this up?

hmm....
Tried and true...

huh...


[X] CRAZY IVAN

rolled 3 = 3

>>18128365
Totally this

>>18128422
think it's an 'anybody but her' situation

i say we let them know we couldn't stand around and watch them be in mortal danger without acting, and if that gets the Gaul's attention, that is an acceptable price for their well being

>>18128341
"I served her tea, had Jakob assist me, and I believe I may have damaged the Castle's gazebo in the process. I will, of course, repair it before the day is through. That's all there was."

>>18128448
but she was in the tub they threw us in.

>>18128461
What!? No. We will not resurrect the beast.

>>18128470
Man up, little boy! Man up, or we'll get Patton to Patton Slap some goddamned spine into you! What kind of excuse is PTSD for a butler?

>>18128341
In your mind you are running around a track. The hurdles fast approaching.

"Well, I made her some tea to apologize."
-first hurdle passed-
"And then we talked about swimsuits."
-you stumble-
"Then she attacked me, and pushed me down on the ground."
-you fall hard.-
"And then Jakob came, and I threw it at him."
-you unsteadily get back on your feet and continue running-
"So then I offered to give her the swimsuit i was wearing."
-you fall again-
"and then the gazebo attacked."
-dazed you begin to run out of course.-

"No. Stop. You're no making any sense." Erica says, Ursala nodding in agreement.

"Hayate" The feiry one asks you. "you did it again didnt you?"

[ ]yes
[ ]no

>>18128491
>[✓] it?

>>18128491
Yes, That's it exactly Oujo-Sama.

>>18128491
>yes

>>18128491
What did we do again, I do not know, we engaged in no improprieties with Perrine, nothing that goes outside of the bounds of proper gentlemanly behavior. We made her tea, killed a gazebo and blew up martians.

>>18128491
"What? Killed a gazebo? I don't recall killing any of those vile creatures around you..."

>>18128491
Umm did what? My head is a bit fuzzy from collapsing after that battle still

>>18128491
If by 'it' you mean her and by 'again' you mean 'haven't willingly laid my hands on anyone beside you two the entire time I've been here' then the answer is:
[x] yes

>>18128491
>xkcd
SO. It has come to *this*.

[ ]yes
dive dive dive

Oh all the people who haven't read the gloriousness that is Hayata no Gotoku, you are oh so very obvious in your responses when these situations occur.

>>18128529
xkcd has never been funny.

>>18128500
>>18128519
Either one of these.

>>18128549
funny is in the eye of the beholder i suppose. that being said, >pic

>>18128491
"It? If by 'it' you mean recklessly expended all of my majaik, then yes, mistress, and I must apologize for my selfish actions."

>>18128529
Pretty judging by the situation, this is a reference to the manga

>>18128563
No sorry it is objectively terrible and anyone who disagrees needs to get their sense of humor fixed because they are simply wrong.

>>18128614
>humor is objective
You're a tool.

>>18128619
looks like you should get your sarcasm detector checked while you are at it there sport

did again what?

>>18128501
"Yes, That's it exactly milady." you say as sweat drops form.
"Why do you keep getting into these situations?"
exasperated, she asks.
"I am a magnet for misunderstanding." you explain with an awkward smile.

They lean in and kiss you on each cheek.
"I think we may have to keep you well guarded while we're here." Erica states.
"Indeed." Ursula adds.

The three of you sit in comfortable silence.

................................

The sun begins to set outside.
You are still in bed, the twins cuddled up on either side of you.
All is right in the world.

A knock.

Sakamoto walks in.
"Hey, the guys down at the hangars are throwing together a post-battle barbecue, and you were chosen as the guest of honor."

"You should get over there and mingle a bit. let everyone see 'the guy that killed an alium with a lightpole'."

"Well, im headed back there." she turns to leave. "All that booze isnt gonna drink itself"


[ ]go
[ ]dont go

>>18128646
[x] ask the twins

>>18128646
Go.

Cannot pass up the opportunity to see Drunkamoto in action.

>>18128646
[x] go

>>18128630
Mate, sarcasm through text, and especially on 4chan where aspies who actually believe in things like objective humor reside, doesn't work. Ever.
>>18128646
>[✓] go
But bring the twins. Haven't gotten to spend enough time with them the past few days. After all, they've been so busy.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18128646
Let's [x]go, an Angel on each arm.

>>18128646
Go, take the twins, but we can't miss a barbeque in our honor. We killed shit with a lightpole and a bicycle, lets get our party on.

>>18128646
"Well ladies, should we make an appearance, or...stay in bed?"

>>18128646
[x]go
It would be rude to not at least show our face there for a bit.
Slip out from between the twins, cover them up, leave a note detailing where we're going, and then go down to the BBQ.

>>18128670
works fine on the non-autists and I get my jollies whether they catch on or not.

>>18128646
Cuddle with them for five minutes, leave Jackob to tell them where and when you left, then booze!

>>18128693
>>18128630
>>18128619
>>18128614
Can you both just shut the fuck up already?

Go bring the twins and the sake.

Enjoy ourselves

The twins look up at you, waiting for your decision.
"Sooo ladies... Wanna go?"

You arrive at the hangars to find a party in full swing.
A series of large grills supplied endless mountains of meat to the tables scattered inside and outside the hangar.

Mechanics sat around joking, witches walked around mingling, MPs stood around watching.

On a bed of a truck being used as an impromptu stage, a group of base personnel are singing.


You walk in with a girl in either hand.
Abrupt silence. It was as if someone pulled the plug on a jukebox.


WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?!

>>18128776
Put on some aviator sunglasses and grin
"You are all smalltime."

>>18128776
"So, did I make ace?"

rolled 2 = 2

>>18128776
"What're you all looking at? Is this a victory party, or what?"

rolled 74 = 74

>>18128776
"Gentlemen, ladies. At your service."

>>18128776
"Holy shit I haven't eaten in a day and a half"

rolled 39 = 39

>>18128815
This.

>>18128827
This! (Longer, actually)

"Umm.. hi guys... good work out there." Resist birthday party PTSD.

>>18128776
Grin, kiss both of them. Bow to the crowd and say "Yes, I did kill an allium with a Lamppost and I haven't eaten in more than a day."

>>18128815
This, we were told there was a party and we expected to turn up to one

>>18128776
"So, this is a victory party, correct? Would someone direct me to the alcohol? I believe I have a lamppost and bicycle to toast."

>>18128776
"Good evening, everyone. Uhhh...How does the evening find you?"

Being the center of attention for such a large crowd seems outside of Hayate's experience.

>>18128850
Hayate is actually very good at introductions and crowd speaking due to the many job interviews he's been through.

>>18128850
Im going for this too.

>>18128843
>>18128841
No. I can't handle LGs sad flashbacks

>>18128776
"Fuck Mars and it's red sand!'

>>18128870
I think we can call that 2 Endurance pretty solid now.

>>18128827
>>18128815

Combination of these

>>18128827
I like this

>>18128896
This seems appropriate, the combination works well.
"Is this a party or what? Now wheres the food, I haven't eaten for several days."

You look around at the people staring at you.
"Is this a party or what? Now wheres the food, I haven't eaten for several days."
The music starts playing again.

A mechanic comes up to you and shakes your hand.
"Hey man, that blue stuff helped our guys out a lot. We appreciate it." he says.
"No. It's no problem." you smile as you reply.
He leads you to the food and makes his way back into the party.

You grab a plate and get a steak and some salad.
Ursula gets salad and some chicken.
Erica piles her plate with fries, jsut fries.
"What's with you and potatoes?" you ask her.
"I just like em." she says through a mouthful of potatoes.

The three of you look for a place to sit.

In one table, the guys that fly the blackwidow sit with MEEYAFOOGEE and Samakoto.
In another, Minna, Trude and Lynnette, with them is a witch wearing a hat and large 'equipment' you've never seen before.

At another sits Perrinne, talking to another unfamiliar witch.

WHERE DO YOU SIT OH GENTLE BUTLERS?

>>18129077
Let's... Avoid Perrinne for now. For the twins' sake.

>>18128646
>lamppost

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caber_toss

>>18129077
Sit with Perrine, troll twins.

>>18129077
[x] Troll the French one
"Well this party's going swimmingly, certainly suits the character of the base, wouldn't you say Perrine?"

>MSQ
>this late at night.
well, looks like im not sleeping again.

Did you guys do that BIKE DOGFIGHTING we were discussing?

>>18129077
Minna, Trude, Lynnette and new witch.

Gotta avoid Perrinne for now and eat some food and get some strength back before dealing with the Gnomes.

>>18129077
Sit with the gnomes MEEYAFOOJEE and Sakamoto

>>18129077
>In another, Minna, Trude and Lynnette, with them is a witch wearing a hat and large 'equipment' you've never seen before.
We must make contact with SOFTNESS III.

>>18129077
>MC Pilot
>not sitting with Minna by this point

NONSENSE

>>18129077
Let's sit with the guys.

And we're not MC NGAF, so don't troll Perrine intentionally.

>>18129112
Every night bro.

Also no, but we threw a bike and a lamppost at one before we started flying around. We just used timestop to roflstomp the aliums without dogfighting.

>>18129112
We peasant railgunned the bike and a lampost into an alium.

>>18129077
With blackwidow guys, Sakomoto, and MEEYAFOOGEE,

Thank them for what they've done for you. And show Sakomoto the pictures when/if they go off for a bit.

>>18129123
>implying implications

goodnightminnapride.jpg

>>18129077
Second table, unknown hat witch, we'll hang out with blackwidow guys later.

>>18129094
Actually, what Hayate did was use a giant spoon like an atlatl
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlatl

>>18129139

i was just passing through and saw a call for aid.

>>18129112
No but we wrecked a tonne of Martian shit and used the bike and a lamppost to bring down one of the ships

>>18129077
Minna's table. We'll probably being seeing a lot more of Trude than any of the rest of them after this arc, plus new SOFTNESS

>>18129112
Nah, all of our kills were ground to air (4.5, if you were wondering). We DID use timestop highly effectively, however.

>>18129077
HMS Elder Softness?

>>18129167
I hope they do get the chance to drop by though, they make for a fun change.

Not to mention I still want to see Sakura and Luchinni together and Perrinne and Keima in goddess mode

>>18129210

We really do need to introduce Sakura to her.

And then give them caffeine.

>>18129233
>giving caffeine to the Zucchini
>Implying that won't just make her have a sleeping schedule like a normal person

>>18129242
This won't be normal coffee, we will get Kruas to majaik up some 99% caffeine sweet coffee and watch them obliterate everything

>>18129077
Late for the theard.

But lets go with
>Minna, Trude, Lynnette and new witch.

>>18129273
>99% caffeine
Starting with their hearts?

>>18129317
No that would be the end.

I doubt it would really have any noticeable effect though since they are both already as hyperactive as kids who have drunk espresso

Looks like LG got promoted for browsing tg at work

You and the twins head to the table Minna's in.
as you sit down, the new witch says,
"So, this is the guy that blasted that large alien carrier?"
"Yes ma'am," you tell her, eyes quickly darting down for a visual inventory "I just did what i had to do."

'SOFTNESS 3 AHOY!' an imaginary lookout in an imaginary crow's nest calls out.
'FULL SPEED AHEAD! BLOOD AND HONOUR!' you yell as you wear your imaginary captains hat on the deck of your imaginary galleon
'VICTORY AT SEA!' your imaginary crew replies.

"Impressive." she says.
Minna makes the introductions.
"This is Sergeant Wilma Bishop, she flew in with the rest of the Isle of Wight Detachment Group to assist us with clean up"

"Nice to meet you miss Bishop," you say as you extend your hand. "Thank you for your assistance earlier."

"Oh, not at all. Me and the girls were already in the air for patrol, so we all just flew as fast here as we could when the alarm went out. We wish we could have been here earlier." she replies.

"YOur last name is also Bishop?" you ask her, "Any relation to Lynnette over here?"
"Yeah. We're sisters."

On your imaginary galleon a hundred imaginary voices yell out 'FUCCCCCCCK YEAH!'

[ ]fire the torpedoes
[ ]prepare boarding party
[ ]trim the sails

>fucking captcha y u no accept

>>18129446
Bah. This is nothing. You should wait on Planefag every now and then. One post by him, and then 150 posts before he finishes writing up the next piece.

rolled 3 = 3

>[x ]prepare boarding party
DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

>>18129470
[x] Trim the sails
>>18129471
That's more to do with how popular the quest is than anything else.

>>18129470
>[✓] trim the sails

>>18129470
Prepare the boarding party!

All hands stand ready!

>>18129470
BOARDING PARTY

I think

>>18129470
Trim the sails, I hope?

>>18129470
>shirou censor image

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Would it be cool if I used the setting you have going here for an RP-type thing on a forum I'm on? Not the characters or anything, just Bureau/Academy and the devices stuff.

>>18129470

Trim the sails, we want smooth sailing for now.

>>18129470
Whichever one gets us the best odds of more SOFTNESS and/or SISTERS THEY WERE

>>18129470
[x] Prepare boarding party
Yaar

>>18129470
[x]trim the sails

>>18129521

Just for clarification, this was indeed directed at Landing Gear.

>>18129518
>doesn't use handy google reverse image search link in 4chanX

>>18129470
Trim the sails.
We're a gentleman here.
That, and Erica and Ursula are right here.

>>18129470
Prepare boarding party

>>18129544
No it's just a fucking Shirou continuation

>>18129547

seconding i'd rather survive this holiday.

>>18129547
Being a gentleman is all good but there is softness to be had.

Also we aren't in an exclusive relationship with them yet so we can have a little more fun before going all serious

>>18129525
this

>>18129470
[X]prepare boarding party

You begin to chat her up in earnest, talking about her own squadron and random stuff.
Erica and Ursula, wary of the attention you're paying to this newcomer, nod to each other.
"...oh? And does that also me--YOWCH!" two feet slam down hard on yours.
Wilma notices this and sees the look on the twins on either side of you.

She smirks.
"Don't worry girls,"She addresses them. "He's too young for my liking."

'SIR SHE'S PULLING AWAY!' Your imaginary first mate tells you.
'Can we catch up to her?' you ask him as you check some imaginary charts.
'NO SIR! The Bismark and the Tirpitz are blocking all routes.' he replies.
'Very well. All hands at ease. We cease pursuit for now.'

You look down at your twins.
They don't seem too happy with you.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18129521
GO ahead.
Spread the crazy

And if you manage to develop the setting further, id appreciate the feedback

>>18129470
Eat as much and as quickly as is polite. We need nourishment to keep up with the schedule we have for ourselves. We probably have another couple of hours of party, then who knows how much screwing with the Hartmann's.

>>18129631
Ask them for a real tour around the base. The night air, the stars, it will be really nice. We haven't gotten to spend enough time with them this trip, between them being busy and us being unconscious... twice...

>>18129631
Ask them after the party with the eating, socializing yada yada whether they could give you a very personal tour of the base, the stars, their secret corners and hideaways all that. This ought to get us in their good graces. Make some level of public displays of affection as well.

>>18129631
Disregard soft, acquire food.

>>18129631

Genuine confusion.

Were they jealous or something? Did that look like something other than polite conversation?

Scared and confused.

>>18129631
'Prepare boarding actions against the Bizmark and Tirpiz. Bring main gun to bear'

Perhaps a dance with Ursela?

>>18129631
Chat up with Minna and Trude about Erica. We've seen small part of what Ursula does on this side. But wondering what Erica did here from well a third party as it were.

>>18129684
They be jellin.
Thier "boyfriend" is "flirting" with a woman he just met, right after the base's stuck up bitch kissed him in the infirmary.
Yeah, they be jellin

>>18129709
>Hayate discovers his delicious German disciplinarian is a huge slob

I like it.

>>18129631
Apologize for neglecting them so much. Ask about their daily life here at Castle Barin. Try to rope Trude and Minna into the conversation, to get a third-party's view on Erica and Ursula.

Ask what was wrong, say we were just happy to meet someone we could talk to in this dimension who did not immediately try to molest, attack or.force us to cross dress

>>18129631
Arrr, the sea be a cruel mistress. Give the blockading vessels a reassurin' grope on their lower decks.

Deciding to placate your girls, you give them each a quick kiss on the forehead.
This makes Ursula blush, and Erica grin.
"You know I was just talking to her, I've already got you two." you whisper to them.
They hold you tighter.

"So girls," you now say louder. "What was your daily life here in the castle like?"
"oh, normal stuff. Meetings, drills, patrol, fights. boring stuff." Erica replies.

"if only you could take time away from taht 'boring stuff' to clean your side of the room." Trude says from across the table.
This raises your interest.
"Oh? She was a messy roommate?" you ask Trude.

"Messy doesnt begin to explain it." she answers with an exasperated laugh. "They say it took the base's custodians a week to haul the trash out of our room when we left for the Bureau."

Erica just laughs at this, but you see a quick look of embarrassment flash over her face.
You decide to not push things further.

>>18129767
This.

>>18129831
PUSH THINGS FURTHER. WE HAVE FOUND WEAK POINT NUMBER TWO. IF SHE DOESN'T TELL US, GO FOR WEAK POINT NUMBER ONE BY KISSING HER NECK.

>>18129831
>not push things further
Hold up. I say we push a little more.

Shit eating grin and all.

>>18129849

i'll second this.

>imaginary galleon
>sailing the seas for love

I like this, i like this a lot

>>18129831
Come on we're big damn heroes.

Push a little bit. Not too much so as to be ungentlemanly, but we are innocently curious.

Be ready to change subject at first sign of anger.

>>18129831
>You decide to not push things further.
A wise decision. Don't push on this issue.

"So, just work and no play? What did you do for entertainment? I doubt that the aircrew over there were as gracious as me when it comes to being made to wear dresses."

>>18129831
Push on this slightly, later on. For now, just raise an eyebrow followed by a smile. We can even let Ursula bring up a memory or two possibly and maybe get some home life story.

But for now, after our smile, we cover for her and change the topic.

>>18129831
You decide to not push things further... until Ursula gives you a very small nod.
You go on.

"Messy huh?" you address Erica in a low whisper, "And now i think i know why we don't spend much time in your room."
"N-no, I-i'm not messy." she answers flustered "I-i just have a lot of stuff. A-and I don't have anywhere to put most of them"
She tries to push you away. You respond by leaning in and giving her a raspberry on the back of her neck.
"KYAAA~"


That done, you turn to Minna.
"Miss Minna, do you get these sleeper attacks often?"

"No. The last one was about a month ago over the Panama Canal. That force was about as large as this one." she answers.
"They hide the carriers under the sea, and wait there. I guess contact with their main command broke off when we routed the motherships, so they can't make any organized sortie."


You continue the conversation and eating a few more minutes until the sisters and Trude excuse themselves.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18129964
GET INDIGESTION BECAUSE WE ATE TOO MUCH TOO FAST.

>>18129964
Softness II?

Softness II.

>>18129964
>Erica flustered

yess

>>18129964
Let's get over to the aircrew. We showed them that we're not just a pretty-boy dandy; we're a tea-lasering time-stopping stomper of Martian ass.

>>18129980
Hahaha, yes.

>>18129964
Scan for the Hound of Gaul. We can't let her get the drop on us.

Seek out the nearest SOFTNESS.

>>18129964
Tell them about the prank war with the Gnomes we started before the Martian Attack.

Ask where we can acquire lawn gnomes to retaliate, if need be, with all due speed.

>>18129964
More food. We are making up for a serious calorie debt. Continuing making smalltalk with Minna as we do so.

Hey guys, we have been here for several days already. We get only five days vacation. Since we still need to get back home to our own dimension, should we start planning on leaving?

[x] talk to gnomes

get some man-time in this sea of witches

>>18129964
Lets talk to the Blackwidow fliers, MEEYAFOOGEE, and samakoto. We've probably proven ourselves to the flyboys. If they decide to continue the prank war we'll escalate as well. And grab more food.

This should probably be our last night here though. At the end of the night, have "the Talk" with the Hartmanns, hit up our home dimension and grab our bicycle.

>>18130040
Yes, we should.

>>18129964
Indeed. Weigh anchor and set a course for HMS Softness II. Keep the crow's nest looking for the Softness I, she's out there somewhere.

>>18130040
we need a day at most in our home dimension.
In then OUT. We just getting bike-kun.

And maybe a date with the girls

>>18130054
Or we could fool around with a bunch of witches and then have the talk when we get back.

>>18130062
SOFTNESS II just left with ELDER SOFTNESS.

We have yet to sight SOFTNESS I or WASHBOARD.

I think.

>>18130054
We cant jump straight to our home dimension. we need to port back to the bureau.

Here's what i think should happen:
THE TALK
SEXINGS [optional?]
JUMP TO BUREAU
get organized [optional]
JUMP TO HOME DIMENSION
get bike-kun

>>18130072
Date with the girls should take place in a completely different city, on the other side of Japan.
The Yakuza are not at all a monolithic organization. If we're in a rival gumi's territory, the Yakuza gumi that Hayate has the debt to will be unlikely to make a move.

>>18130085
No that was the twins, Lynette is still around.

>>18130095
nah that was the SOFTNESS2 and 3.
the twins wont just leave us in a minefield of witches.

>>18130146
oh oops I can't read today.

Talk to the gnomes then.

You offer to get your dates some drinks and rise from the table.
On the way to the buffet you stop by the table taht Mio is currently at.

Mio and the pilot of the p61 are having a drinking contest.
Theyre downing shot after shot of what you assume to be vodka. Both of them seem to be well inebriated by now.

Sean turns to you, "hey man. Thanks for the assist earlier. I don't know what that thing you did was, but you helped us a lot." then he leans in to whisper. "If that picture ever makes it out and around i will skin you and wear you like a kilt."
You can only reply nervously.

The pilot finally notices you in between downing vodka and grabbing ribs off a plate.
"HWAIT UP!" he tell mio
"AHM Gonna haff to taalk to dis guy."


"Hey! Hyou!" he says as he usnteadily gets up on his feet. "Youre aaaalrayt man. Dat MAgiiiik shit youu pulled saabed our ASSSES out there."
he then hands you one of the glasses of vodka.
"Heere, HAFF A DREENK on me."
He returns to the table to continue the match with Mio.
"MEEEEEEEEYAAAFOOGEEE, HABB I EVEer TOLLLD Yoo AbOOt de Gnomes?!" You hear him say, "MUCKLE DAMRED CULTI 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!!"
he goes on unintelligibly.

>>18130090
This. Spend as little time at home as possible to avoid being grabbed. Just get the bike and get out!

>>18130236
Drink it, find a drink for the girls.

>>18130236
Mother of god.
The universe makes sense now.

>>18130236

old man henderson?

rolled 19 = 19

now i'm wondering what our alcohol tolerance is like

You slip the glass of vodka to a passing mechanic and continue on.

After getting drinks you make your way back to your table to find that the girls are now alone, Minna having gone off to keep Mio and the pilot from causing too much damage.

You sit down with them.
"Hey, What do you want to do next?" they ask you


[ ]tour
[ ]THE TALK
[ ]OTHER

>>18130236
Well, bottom's up!
Drink it, and I don't think we've been properly introduced to Ian.

>>18130283
tour and when we get somewhere isolated give them THE TALK!

>>18130283
the tour, then the talk once we're somewhere private and starry

>>18130291
>>18130295
This.

>>18130283

the talk.

>>18130283
Tour.

When we get to a nice place with a view of the Channel, then The Talk.

>>18130295
>>18130291
These.

Huh. That consensus was fast.

That can't be right.
Maybe we're making a mistake, then?

>>18130340
your paranoia makes the DM harder!

>>18130340
Who cares? If it ends horribly, then it will only be another chapter in Hayate's sad life thus far.

Refresh my memory, is this the 'I want to take this twin thing to the next level and be all exclusive like' talk or the 'you are only the first two rungs in my bitchladder to the heavens' talk?

>>18130375
Yep. Just one more PTSD episode. That's all.

>>18130409
This is the "You're the only hot German blonde threesome I'll ever need" talk.

>>18130423
Oh.

Dammit.

>>18130409
"I want to make this relationship a more serious one."

>>18130430
Heh, just kidding, this is the "Let's make this relationship a real one, be exclusive." talk. We're not proposing to them or anything, just suggesting we try going steady for a while.

>>18130432
>>18130423
fuckit. skip the talk

>>18130432
but but

but the multiverse full of bitches!

are we going to throw all of that away and settle for a pair of identical german angel twins?

>>18130448
For now, yeah. We're not going to try to juggle too many chainsaws until we get a little better at juggling. Don't worry, we'll keep them all revved on the side and grab them once we are.

ooh! i know, ask them how they feel!

they mad about Perrine and Wilma? WHY. what do they EXPECT us to behave like. no mind reading expectations can be tolerated

>>18130464
It gives us more time to focus on Butlery and unfucking our majaick reserves and team combat I guess, which is something we could use a little more of.

>>18130489
And get us prepared for when future us goes back in time to date Keima.

Before we leave this dimension we need to get some gnomes dressed up like THE gnomes and put them in their positions in the P61.

Just as a goodbye gift

>>18130448
>>18130423
Identical, svelte, blonde german twins is a pretty tall order. One we got right out the gate. I say we take this gift and embrace it wholeheartedly. I mean, poor Hayate getting a steady diet of poon would do wonders for the poor man. And the twins are a pretty awesome choice, I would say.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18130448
Let me think. Yes.

Once we effectively dropped the fake name, it was less about the harem, more about the TWINS THEY WERE

>>18130500
What about the TITS man! Have you forgotten about BREASTS?

>>18130501
No we are still all for the harem, just we have our angels there forever and the harem as friends with benefits

>>18130501
Don't forget back in time with Keima, though. LG has clearly hinted at the fact that past us goes back in time and starts dating Keima in secret right now. It's inevitable.

"well, since the tour that Lucchinni gave me was basic at most. I was wondering if you two could give me a personal tour around the castle."
"Sure."
"okay." they reply
And the three of you excuse yourselves from the party.


After a quick tour of the general areas of the castle Erica hauls you three up the rooms.
She opens a door saying, "This is Minna's room. I just need to get something real quick"
She opens a drawer beside the bed, pulls out a gun and puts it aside, she then reaches in again, and pulls out a box of belgian chocolates.
"Hah. SCORE!" she says as she gets a few pieces from within.
She places the box and gun back into the drawer and you move again.

At a random corridor, Ursula stops by a suit of armor. "i wanted to show you this." she tells you as she reaches behind it.
A section of the wall to beside the armor opens up revealing a dark tunnel. Ursula flips a switch and lights turn on as she guides you inside.


You come out of the tunnel somewhere in the garden. And the three of you walk on.
As you pass the gazebo you see that it has been destroyed by debris from a crashed alien fighter.
'SERVES YOU RIGHT.' you tell yourself.

The hours pass in the pleasant company of your twins. The tour comes to at end at the edge of the long runway jutting out over the sea.

The three of you sit there, and look out over the water.

You think if this would be the right time t do this.
[ ]THE TALK
[ ]DONT TALK

>>18130522
>past us
I meant 'future us.'

>>18130501
If not a harem we at least gotta be gettin some on the side from some transdimensional tail.

With the understanding of the twins ofc.

>>18130525
>[✓] THE TALK

>ask them how they feel!

>hey mad about Perrine and Wilma? WHY. what do they EXPECT us to behave like.

>no mind reading expectations can be tolerated!!!

>>18130525
The Talk

but with reservations as to permanence. More of a 'how about we give something more serious a try' than 'FOREVER AND EVER ONLY YOU MAI WAIFUS'

>>18130555
...because they're jealous. They're not mad AT us, they're trying to keep us for themselves. Are you that dense? They really care about us and don't want to risk someone taking us away from the.

>>18130525
THE TALK

You two are the only hot blonde german twins I need in my life. You come first and foremost to all others. We might see if we can leave side options open, with and only with permission from those two.

It's not a confession of marriage or eternal staying together, but we want it to become more serious than it currently is.

>>18130559
Agreed. More 'going steady,' less 'I THINK YOU ARE MY SOULMATES.'

>>18130570
i want them to say it. assumptions lead to future misunderstandings

rolled 74 = 74

>>18130518
I certainly don't mean no harem ever. More that it's on the back burner. It's gonna take some work to convince the Twins, I'm quite sure. They're the best thing to happen to us, we don't want to fuck this up.

>>18130522
Keima was NEVER off the docket, mate.

>>18130525

<The Talk.

And it should be awkward and terrible.

How we were going to be casual, and then Ursula got involved and how their jealus about other women and we're t the next level in all but name and the mental break-downs, freaking out and pushing ourselves too hard on the runway because they were in danger...

At the end EVERYONE should be confused as to what we're trying to say.

Even us.

>FOREVER AND EVER ONLY YOU MAI WAIFUS'
But.. Waifus are never permanent.
You add some more, or forget the old ones as the anime seasons roll around.

Except if theyre traps. If theyre traps theyre there to stay.

>>18130525
[x] THE TALK

But tone it down from "I love you two and only you two" to "Hey, I don't know where this is going, but would you two follow me to see where it leads?".

We're not proposing eternal love yet, just exploring if this relationship has more going for it than our tea and hot sexings.

>>18130618
>saved for next WHO DO YOU SEE roll

>>18130577
I like this. May not be perfect, but it's pretty good.

>>18130617

>And it should be awkward and terrible.

We're smooth and solid for absolutely everything other than personal issues.

Sounds like us.

>>18130617
>>18130624

Mix these.

>>18130668
Agreed.

>>18130668
And then Shirou'd

>[x] THE TALK

You put your arms around the girls as you look out into the open waters.
They lean in closer.

"Ursula, Erica. I've never been happier in my entire life. These past few days with you two have been amazing and almost dreamlike."
They look up at you, and listen attentively to your every word.
"I've been thinking about this for quite some time now."
"Ursula, I think you know that me and Erica have this 'open relationship' agreement. Well, now I know that I don't want that anymore."

"Erica, I know this might all be too fast for you. But i'm willing to take a risk. I only ask you to do the same."

"Erica, Ursula." you look them straight in the eyes. "I want to make this official. I want to make us official. Will you two be my girlfriends?"

***ROLL FOR EFFECT***

>>18130725
As he tunnels out of a chocolate, via the Elemental Plane of Fuuudge?

rolled 69 = 69

>>18130755
OH GOD NOW WE FLUB.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18130755
Part of me wants this to fail.

rolled 95 = 95

HERE GOES NOTHING

rolled 69 = 69

>>18130755
Time to get that nat 1 I've always wanted.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18130755
I'm praying for a 1, how fucked up is that

>>18130755
Oh god, /tg/ dice.

I don't even trust myself.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18130755

Here we go.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18130755
Here goes!

Hey guys, I've been thinking about some stuff, and wanted to run a few things past you guys, both fellow players and LG.

Possible battlefield technique: SHELL GAME.

Summon several saucers and cups big enough to shelter people. Put cups on saucers upside down to create a closed container. Shuffle them around. This will allow us to hide more vulnerable people we might have to work with, Such as Kemia and Lily.

We could also time stop, scoot theirs away and replace it with another we spawn, thus making our opponents think there's a viable target when there isn't.

Also we should talk to Mike about our past when we get back, but before we go to rescue our bike. Maybe not EVERY detail, but I think he's earned our trust.

Other thing we need to talk about is the actual trip home. There were good, solid points for both bringing the team with us and only bringing the twins. Eventually a semi-consensus was reached in that we would invite people but make it their choice entirely, since as some pointed out "Having more people good in a mundane fight (such as Gai) reduces the odds of having to use magic, and consequently get us in trouble". Just wanted to make sure we were still cool with that course of action.

>>18130768
>>18130771
>>18130777
>>18130778
We did really well. Two 69s!

>>18130768
>that roll
I know where this is going...

almighty dice gods please accept my soul for our rolls to not suck.

>>18130768
>69
CRITICAL SUCCESS

>>18130755
Fine rolling gents. Please hold your dice now.

>>18130725
At least it would only be a cockblock.

Imagine getting Archer'd.

>>18130790

>High rolls.
>Two 69s.

I think even the dreaded /tg/ dice are taking pity on Hayate after his life of woe.

Though I have to wonder, what would 100 have done?

Night of the third day.
I continue my carving. Always carving.

I am carving an amulet of fudge.
It shines with gems of candy.
It depicts a rabbit. It depicts two birds.
The birds are flying around the rabbit.
It cracks in my hands.
It falls to the floor.

I carve anew. Carving, always carving

>>18130785
>SHELL GAME
>CHEATING SHELL GAME

I like it.

>>18130807
100 would have been, "Oh, Hayate... You can be with anyone you want as long as you keep us too..." Then they both swoon.

>>18130807
Sex then and there.

>>18130808

rolled 55 = 55

>>18130805
>Imagine getting Archer'd.

Imagine getting Henderson'd

>>18130813
...we must roll more

>>18130823
Dude, cut out the rolling. We've gotten some really good rolls. At this point, we only really stand to lose.

rabbit = hayate
two birds = the twins

>>18130808
>It depicts a rabbit. It depicts two birds.
>The birds are flying around the rabbit.
>It cracks in my hands.
>It falls to the floor.

.....that...sounds bad.

>>18130808
... God damnit, I just realized what's going to happen.

Shirou is going to dig far enough that he can start cockblocking us again.

No escaping the Shirou web.

Somewhat related, somewhat unrelated comment:
A few threads ago, LG mentioned that White Day (3/14) was coming up.

A little more than a month after that is our Angel's birthday (4/19).

Other important friends and teammates:
Sakura: 4/1
Keima: 6/6
Gai: ??/?? (depends on which Rider he is, I guess)
Amazoness: ??/??
Jun and/or Shinku: ??/??
Hayate: 11/11
Madoka: 10/3
Nanoha: 3/15

Just something for us and/or LG to think about.

>>18130755
random picking from first 12? averaging first 5? taking the mean of every other prime number?

>>18130785

>SHELL GAME.

That is fucking AWESOME.

>Tell Mike.

Not sure we should do it before or after the bike-chan mission, but agreed in spirit.

>Other thing we need to talk about is the actual trip home. There were good, solid points for both bringing the team with us and only bringing the twins. Eventually a semi-consensus was reached in that we would invite people but make it their choice entirely, since as some pointed out "Having more people good in a mundane fight (such as Gai) reduces the odds of having to use magic, and consequently get us in trouble". Just wanted to make sure we were still cool with that course of action.

I think the consensus was that if we went that route we'd say something along the lines of "Going home to get some stuff, might be trouble. Want in?"

Personally, I think that if we bring other people besides the twins, it should be Gai plus maybe one other like maybe Kemia. They'll keep their shit together, might actually contribute in a fight, won't be nearly as out of their depth as the Twins, and is still a small enough number to keep a low profile.

>>18130841
The Cockblock Train has no brakes

>>18130823
Well, I was referring to a cockblock by either sword rain or by GAR so potent as to get all the bitches.

Getting Henderson'd would require Hastur showing up.

>>18130839
>>18130840
That sounds really bad.

Erica looks at you, Ursula does the same.
Suddenly they both jump you.
"YESYESYES!" Erica says "you Idiot. I was waiting for this."
Ursula says nothing, but you see some tears form in her eyes.
They then both turn their faces to you. Eyes closed, lips waiting for a kiss.

[ ]ERICA
[ ]URSULA

>>18130808

oh shit oh shit

>>18130864
And thus, the other shoe drops.

[x]ERICA

>>18130864
BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH

Timestop and/or bunnymode as necessary.

>>18130864
SOMEONE ELSE PICK. I CANNOT DECIDE.

>>18130864
>[✓] Yes

>>18130864
Both

Ursula first, but move back and forth.

>>18130873
Brave man this one is.

>>18130875
This one! Or future us somehow appears in a bowler, gives the other a kiss, and then disappears as quick as he came!

>>18130864
TIME STOP!

KISS BOTH!

>>18130864
Both. Bring them in close, Time Stop, Erica then Ursula, get both effectively at once.

>>18130864
[x] Erica. But get some Ursula groping in there.

>>18130873
silly anon, there is always another shoe

>>18130864
Erica, but i am pretty sure the cockblock train is incoming any hour

>>18130864
Somehow pull off both at the same time, either move back and forth, or timestop or speed up in order to get them both at close enough to the same. Choose one randomly and keep switching back and forth. Make it work.

>>18130875
>bunnymode

Yes. They've earned it.

>>18130885
Also acceptable.

>>18130864
[x] Kiss Erica, wipe the tears from Ursula's eyes, then kiss Ursula.

Kissing a girl when she's crying is bad form.

I'm sorely tempted to have them kiss each other.

Personally, I'm leaning towards Erica, but for some reason I feel we've been leaving Ursula out. I vote Ursula.

>>18130864
Both through time manipulations

Otherwise Ursula, then Erica

>>18130885
THIS MUST BE DONE!

But which does present us kiss and which does future us kiss?

>>18130864
neither. hug them both to you but we ain't shooting ourselves in the foot

>>18130808
>>18130822
>>18130839
>>18130840
>>18130841

Guys.

GUYS.

I don't think Shirou is actually an idiot. He wasn't that bright when we first met him, but not nearly as dumb as later meetings.

Remember how he reacted to bunny-mode?

Possible horrifying thing we haven't considered: Shirou has a crush on us, threw himself into his work to avoid thinking about it/ruining our relationship with the twins.

When he can't do that, he acts dumb so that even if it's awkward there's no long-term consequences.

And now slowly going mad he's about to hit Wonka land as was previously implied, and interact with the locals.

tl;dr: Possible yandere Shirou with an army of Umpa-lumpas coming for us/the twins.

>>18130902
Not bad, but we don't have to settle for one at a time if we can help it.

rolled 91 = 91

>>18130864

[x] Ursula

>>18130912


well it can't be helped we'll have to kill him...

>>18130912
You INFINITE FOOL!

RULE 1 OF RPING:

NEVER GIVE THE GM IDEAS.

As you lean in to kiss one of them someone taps you on the shoulder.
There you stand, wearing your Temporal Bolero, and holding the Casiopeoa in-hand.
You say nothing.

He moves in to kiss Erica. You move in to kiss Ursula. and as soon as the twins open their eyes, he's gone.

>>18130864
EITHER BOTH OR NEITHER.

WE WILL NOT PLAY FAVORITES HERE.

>>18130934
Perfect. Good job, LG.

>>18130934
Awwright

>>18130934
Time Shenanigans. The Doctor would be amused.
Or not. Depending on which incarnation we're talking about.

>>18130934

And all was good.

Never answer the question of how we pulled off the double-kiss thing.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18130934

UH WHAT

>>18130912
I'm still waiting for Shirou to be caught in Time Shenanigans and be transformed into/replaced by Archer/EMIYA, if only to keep everyone off balance with his Eye of the Mind (True) guided snark, cynicism and trolling.

>>18130934
He... didn't make us choose?

HUZZAH!

Well, guess my post was for naught then. Good job fellow anons figuring out how to get this done.

>>18130934
>Fixed personal time machine AND dimension device
goddamn i wonder how long that will take

>>18130934
PERFECTION.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18130934

We just met our doppleganger...

Wasn't this what the doctor said should never happen?

We're in trouble.

>>18130962
Either way, it's going in our Time Travel Diary, along with Lunch with Keima. We need to keep a list of events we need to go back in time and cause.

>>18130930
No ideas? How about Ms. Frizzle for an instructor? I think she'd hit it off with the Doctor.

Assuming she and River Song aren't somehow the same person.

Actually that explains a lot about that damn bus.

>>18130971
Yeah that's what I thought.

>>18130962

It really only had to be the time machine one. All we would have to do is freeze/shift time to here after walking in form the gate, and then shift/freeze out when we were done.

>>18130971
No, we're not supposed to meet with our past self unless we remember having met our future self. We can't alter the past unless our present was already altered by our future. Now if we DON'T do this it makes a paradox, rather than the other way around. Make sense?

>>18130934
So we are eventually gonna fix the Cassiopeia. Did anything about ourselves look different? We need to keep a diary of when we show up or some extra future self help would be nice.

>>18130981
>>18130971

The issue is changing the time-stream. He didn't say anything, let us know why there was another us, and didn't reveal anything game changing.

Well, we did fix the watch eventually, but we already knew we were going to.

Close contact with a temporally displaced version of yourself is tricky, but safe if handled correctly.

And we did it close to perfect right there.

>>18130989
No that is bad juju.

We want to stay as free of predestination as possible.

You once again put your arms around them, and they around you.
The cold night air not being a deterrent to how warm their embraces are.

A couple of moments of silence.
Then Erica asks.
"When do you plan of going to your Dimension?"
"Can we still come?" Ursula adds

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18131039
"As soon as your business here is done. All I want to do while I'm there is get my bike, take you two on a date in my home dimension, and not get my organs stolen."

>>18131039
"Last day of vacation. You can still come if you want, but...I don't have many good memories there. It's going to just be a quick trip to get my things."

>>18131039

I'm thinking of heading to my home dimension after you guys are finished here. I'd like both of you to come with me.

>>18131049
This, but replace "my things" with "the only thing of value I have in that world."

>>18131039
You are welcome if you want to come along, but I do not expect it to be a pleasant experience.

>>18131039
Assuming your aren't busy, a quick trip tomorrow works. As long as it gets done I don't care exactly what day of the vacation it happens. In, grab the bike, get out. I'd rather not linger, it's not exactly full of happy memories. If you want to come along I'd love to have you.

>>18131049
this

rolled 99 = 99

>>18131039

Go to dimension.
>Jack shit happens because we never met the REDICULOUSLY WEALTHY BITCH.

Learn she died of 'huge retarded twat-itus' and gets herself killed in the first 'chapter'.


And when concerning how she was at first:
>And nothing of value was lost.Jpeg

rolled 9 = 9

>>18131098

Did we even run into Nagi before we left?

we allowed to carry/use mundane weapons on our trip to our non-magical original (it ain't home) dimension?

>>18131118

Nope. We just left our parents to rot in yakuza hell.

Then Mike comes along...

"As soon as your business here is done. You can still come if you want, but...I don't have many good memories there." you tell them
"All I want to do while I'm there is get my bike, take you two on a date in my home dimension, and not get my organs stolen."

"Well we're pretty much done here. Trude might stay longer to arrange somethings." Erica says
"I have collected and stored spare Striker unit parts for further experiments. I too have nothing further to do."

"So that means we can go anytime we want? you ask
"Yeah."
"Yes."
You wrap your arms tighter around them.
The two of them lean in and kiss you in turn.
You feel like the luckiest unlucky man in the world.

[ ]say goodbyes
[ ]move to somewhere more private
[ ]jump back to bureau

rolled 33 = 33

>>18131131

Why do you need them muggle weapons when you have magical knives and tea lasers?

rolled 69 = 69

>>18131154

[x] Somewhere more private

We can make our way back tomorrow after saying our goodbyes.

>>18131157
Our home dimension is much stricter. We can't break the masquerade at home. Not even once.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18131154
Move to somewhere more private.
We can leave in the morning; let's just enjoy tonight.

>>18131131
Japan is pretty shitty for weapons, even of the mundane sort. Would have to be subtle or deniable. A couple of Fairbairn Sykes style blades might work, considering our skillset.

>>18131157
Because we can't use the magical knives and tea lasers

rolled 90 = 90

>>18131154

[X]Jump back to Bureau
... But not before replacing the P-61 with a fudge copy, just to leave McMGAF scratching his head.

>>18131154
Somewhere more private, but not private enough to preclude the possibility of another witch happening upon us.

Thrill of the risk and all.

>>18131166
>>18131173
>>18131186

Yea

>>18131154
Say our goodbyes and roll out. Get our bike and get sexytimes in our own bed.

you can use the knives. As long as you dont ZA WARUDO them or enlarge them. it will just look like youre pulling silver ware out of your pockets.

Tealaser and the other incredible shit is a NO though

>>18131154
We can go back to the Bureau tomorrow morning. Find somewhere private and Buttle them all night long.

>>18131186
make out on the top of the castle looking over the ocean at night!

>>18131205
Buttle the shit out of them. I assume buttling involves their butts i.e. the kind of anal that leaves their knees weak in the morning.

>>18131216
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT!?

>>18131218
i.e. the kind that is ungentlemanly to perform this early in our relationship.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18131223

You see, there's this thing called photoshop...

>>18131223
Photoshop CS5

>>18131218
To Buttle means to perform ones duties as a butler, though it is a back-formation and is considered nonstandard.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18131223

It's a composite.

You don't see anything like these colours from earth.

You let the twins pull you back to Ursula's lab by the hangars.
Inside, you can still hear the muffled sounds of music coming form a few buildings away.
You kiss them again.
"So.. What are we gonna do in the lab?" you ask them, as they lead you to a pile of sleeping bags on the floor.
"You know very well what we're gonna do." Erica says with a smirk that Ursula mirrors.

.....................................

In the middle of the night, you wake up for a moment and find the twins snuggling up to you.
You pull the sheets over the three of you and wrap an arm protectively around both of them.
"I hope this never ends."

>>18131277
>"I hope this never ends."
Goddammit.

>>18131291
CURSED.

>>18131277
>"I hope this never ends."
Dammit Hayate, you just had to tempt the /tg/ dice, didn't you?

rolled 49 = 49

>>18131277
Do the twins follow us into the Shriou/ wonka arc, and shenanigans ensue?

Or does Hayate just REALLY FUCK THING UP?

>>18131277
Goddammit Hayate I won't let you fuck this up.

You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.

You fly around the battlefield with a damaged striker. Controls getting harder and harder.
Next thing you know almost all the alium ships around you explode. The one right on top of you pierced by a huge silver fork.

You see him flying down on a saucer and run to the end of the runway.
You watch as he fires at the huge carrier and collapses.

You have no idea what just happened.

>>18131277
And then we wake up to find ourselves in a tub of ice.

With a sleeping gorilla blocking the only way out.

>>18131340
SWOON.

>>18131340
Become consumed with lust.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18131340

Scream his name and rush to catch him before he hits the ground.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18131340

And then I kill myself because I'm a FUCKING WHORE.

The end.
>And STILL; Nothing Of Value Was Lost.

You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
A gazebo destroying idiot saved you from an alien fighter a few hours before.

The same gazebo destroying idiot that had the nerve to walk around the base wearing Major Sakamoto's clothes.
That cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot is now in the infirmary.
You need to find out just how he took all those ships out.

Arriving at the infirmary, you inform Eila that you'll take a turn watching over this cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot

>>18131277
it's time for another Prime-Canon delusion, isn't it?

>>18131375
Kiss him while he's sleeping. J-just to... Shut up!

You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
A gazebo destroying idiot saved you from an alien fighter a few hours before.
You are now waiting for this cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot to wake up.

An hour passes, the cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot still sleeps.
Another hour, he still sleeps.
Miyafuji walks in and takes his vital signs.
Still he sleeps.

It seems like this lazy cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot has no plans to wake up.

A bout an hour later, Trude arrives to take watch

rolled 53 = 53

>>18131416

You know... If she had a boyfriend, she'd most likely be less of a bitch.

>>18131433
Or a girlfriend. No judging.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18131442

And it's canon she has a RIDICULOUSLY sensitive... well... lets just say not wearing pantsu + running = nearly creaming herself.

>>18131433
>>18131442

Or if anyone showed her anything approaching compassion at all for that matter.

You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
A gazebo destroying idiot saved you from an alien fighter a few hours before.
You waited for said cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot to wake up.

Now, you are informed that the lazy cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot has finally woken up.
You head up to the infirmary with everyone.


After a while all that's left is you, and the lazy cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot with the german twins hanging onto him.

You thank the lazy cross-dressing lecherous gazebo destroying idiot and run out of the room.

You dont know why you kissed him.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18131456

Compassion would require her being more likeable.

>And with THAT attitude she has... it might be a while...

>>18131459
We shall have to revisit this.

Freakin' tsundere crap gets me right in the heart every time.

You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
A gazebo destroying idiot saved you from an alien fighter a few hours before.
You thanked said lazy cross-dressing lecherous gazebo destroying idiot for saving you.
You don't know why you kissed him.

They threw a small party together in one of the hangars.
The lecherous gazebo-destroying idiot showed up with both twins still attached to him.
Now you sit at a table, one of your juniors from a another wing showering you with compliments.
In another time you would have loved the attention, but now you hear nothing of what she says.

A few moments later you notice that the gazebo-destroying idiot is now gone.

>>18131507
FOLLOW HIM. SPY ON HIM AND WATCH WHAT HE DOES.

(kidnap the one who wears the bowler)

>>18131507
Find him.

>>18131507
Oh, are we going to get to see Perrine's heart break a little?

Or is it going to be more time shenanigans?

>>18131517
This.

You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
You don't know why you kissed him.

You slip away from the party and look for him.
You spot the three of them walking down one of the hallways in the castle.
But as you catch up to them, they are gone.

You begin to search again.

>>18131524
is it wrong that I hope it's both? Heartbreak followed by shenanigans?

>>18131540
No. It's oh so right.

You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
You don't know why you kissed him.
You also don't know why keep looking for him.

You are back by the hangars.
You check back in with the party in case he came back. Hes not there.
You walk outside for some air.
In the shadows you spy three figures walk into one of the smaller buildings in the row of hangars.

You follow.

rolled 80 = 80

I just thought of this but...
We totally stole Jacobs watch. We should at least get him a new one... maybe from the watch maker in town here before we leave this Universe

>>18131558
Either no time shenanigans or she gets laid by a bowler-clad Hayate at the same time normal-Hayate is celebrating with the twins.

You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
You dont know why you kissed him

You saw him walk into this building with the twins.
Now, you look in through a window.

>>18131558
I don't say this much, but: Type faster goddamnit!

>>18131585
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You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
You don't know why you're running.
You don't know why tears are falling.

As you run around the back of the hangars you bump into someone.

"You know there's nothing more unsightly than a crying lady," he says as he hands you a handkerchief.

>>18131585
help i am starting to feel bad for perrine

>>18131613
bracing for bowler hat

>>18131613
FUCK YES!

>>18131613
BOWLER HAYATE!

rolled 54 = 54

>>18131613

>>18131613
Either Bowler!Hayate, or Ian. 'Cos Ian would be canon.

>>18131627
Fuck that this is our AU AU

>>18131613
Hoping for Ian.

You are KATSURAGI KEIMA, the capturing god.
You were recruited by the Bureau for your tactical prowess.
Now sit in your room in the dorms for vacation, surrounded by a dozen monitors, playing a dozen games.
Your PSP/Elsie is asleep.

From a different, much smaller monitor the music plays.
'Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars..~'

>>18131664
WHY...