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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Damage Control Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)19:13 No.18111646  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    The girls could only look on as you plummet.

    You open your eyes to the sun shining in through a window far to your left.
    An unfamiliar ceiling stares down at you.
    To your right the twins are sharing a bed, obviously tired from looking over your through the night.

    You pull a lightly bandaged arm out from under the sheets and reach up to your head, you feel bandages there as well.

    The rustlings of your movements wakes Erica up.
    "Hayate..." she says as she quietly makes her way over to you. "are you alright now?"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:15 No.18111662
    "I need to make a potion... It'll fix me right up. You don't need to worry."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)19:21 No.18111744
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    You open your eyes to the sun shining in through a window far to your left.
    An unfamiliar ceiling stares down at you.
    To your right, a chair occupied by someone you don’t recognize.
    You pull a lightly bandaged arm out from under the sheets and reach up to your head, you feel bandages there as well. You try to get up but it seemed like your body just weighed a tone at that moment.
    The rustlings of your movements fills the room.
    “Are you alright now?” The woman, now standing by your bed in a maid's uniform, asks you.
    ”Where’s Erica? Ursula?” you look around confused. “Where is this?”

    ”I think you’re still a little loopy from the medication.” The maid says as she dabs your forehead with a piece of cloth. “You took quite a bad hit from that car. The doctor says it was only your stubbornness that kept you alive.”
    You have no idea who she is, or where you are. You also have even less idea what she was talking about.
    ”I need to get back to the castle, they’re waiting for me.” You tell her.
    You try and reach out with your mind.
    ”Kraus? Hey Kraus?” but there is only silence.
    ”Hush” she says as she gently pushes you back down into bed. “Just rest some more for now.”
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:22 No.18111767
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:24 No.18111792
    Oh shit. Get out of bed. Assume that this is the nightmare, don't assume the previous was a dream. Get out of bed and try to make a potion. Even without Kraus or the girls, if you can make a potion, it proves you're still in the same world. If you can't, assume it's a dream.

    Get out of bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:25 No.18111809
    If thats how it is then lets go get hit by another car
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:27 No.18111839
    jump out of the nearest window that will wake us up!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)19:28 No.18111848
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    It was afternoon when you woke up again. The open window letting in a welcome breeze.
    You look around; hoping to find a familiar face, but the room is deserted.

    There are still bandages on your arms and head, but your body seems like its much lighter now. You sit up and observe your surroundings.
    You are interred in a large well decorated room. Expensive looking pieces of furniture are situated around it in modest elegance.
    You are lying in a plush bed, covers of silk and cotton.
    To your left a large window framed by elegant curtains lays open to catch the wind.
    A door in the far right corner seems to connect to a hallway outside.

    You need to find them, you think to yourself. You need to get back to the castle.
    You need to get back to your twins.
    You stand up on unsteady feet and plod to the door. The pajamas you are wearing swaying with each step.
    The farther you got from the bed, the steadier your steps become.

    You reach the door and open it. You find yourself in a wide hallway, busts of people you don’t recognize and paintings unfamiliar to you line it on both sides.
    Beneath your bare feet the cold touch of marble.

    [ ]left
    [ ]right
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:28 No.18111854
    Don't go doing that. We might be kidnapped. We need to see whether we're unconscious or kidnapped before we do anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:28 No.18111859

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:29 No.18111868
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:29 No.18111875

    Let's try to find some liquid. Make a potion to heal ourselves. If we succeed, we're kidnapped, and need to escape. If we don't, we're unconscious, and need to wake up.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)19:31 No.18111887
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    You go left. Your steps echo though he seemingly endless halls, the sound punctuated by your ragged breathing.
    You walk on.

    Every few minutes you stop walking and reach out with your mind. Trying to find anyone that would hear you. ‘Kraus? J? Erica? Ursula? Where are you guys?’
    You walk on.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:32 No.18111903
    Try to find a bathroom, a kitchen, anywhere with liquids.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)19:35 No.18111938
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    Eventually you find a kitchen. There in a corner you spy the refrigerator, a modern block of aluminum and chrome.
    To one wall lays the stove, onto of it a pot with something simmering inside.
    And at the small table in the room sat that maid. She was peeling potatoes skillfully with a small knife when you stumbled inside.

    ”Hey! You shouldn’t be walking around!” she says as she helps you get to a chair, the concern evident on her face.
    ”Who are you? Where am I? Where are my friends?” you ask her as quickly as the hoarse words could come out of your mouth.

    ”I’m Maria. This is my mistress’ mansion. You were alone when we picked you up.” The maid answers you with eyes filled with worry.
    ”You should be back in bed.” She pushes you firmly down into the chair when you make a move to stand. “Just stay there. Don’t worry; I’ll make sure you’ll be alright…”
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:36 No.18111949
    "I need a glass of water."
    >> That McGuyver 02/26/12(Sun)19:37 No.18111953
    Can we even make potions without Kraus? Are we in our home dimension? Was the majaik just a dream? Why do cartoon announcers always end the episode with questions?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)19:37 No.18111959
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    ”…alright now?” Erica asks you.
    ”Yeah.” You answer her with a small lie; your head actually hurts like a bitch.
    ”Sorry I messed that up.” You tell her as you sit up.
    ”No, I should’ve been flying with you.” She answers, “If I was, I could have caught you.”
    ”How’s Ursula?” you ask her
    ”She was watching over you until she exhausted herself.”
    ”And Kraus?”
    ”He’s right here.” And she hands you your badge.
    ”Hey buddy.”
    ”You should lie back down. You’re injuries aren’t fully healed yet.” He says.
    ”No man, I’m okay now.”
    ”Your body scan says no. You still have a concussion and a hairline fracture in your skull.” He berates you in a more soothing manner than usual, “lay back down before I have Miss Hartmann here make you.”
    You do as he says and Erica pulls the sheets over you again.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:38 No.18111963

    we've been kidnapped find a knife take hostages.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:40 No.18111981
    "Bring me a glass of water. Something to stir it. I can make a potion..."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)19:41 No.18111994
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    On the other bed Ursula stirs. “is Hayate up already?” she asks her sister.
    ”hey there.” You call out to her.
    She quickly makes it across to you and burries hear face in your chest.
    ”I’msorryI’msorryI’msorry.” She says over and over.
    You wrap an arm around her. “It’s okay. I’m okay. Just go back to sleep for now and we’ll talk later.” You inch over a little in the bed to let her lie down beside you.
    Ursula, far more exhausted than she thinks she is finally falls back to sleep after sobbing quietly for another minute or so.

    Erica pulls up a chair to sit by your bed and reaches out to hold your free hand.
    [ ]how’s the striker?
    [ ]how are you?
    [ ]how did i get here?

    >okay im off to work.
    >i jsut wanted to post this stuff i typed out earlier.
    >thread resumes at about an hour
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:41 No.18112002

    oh thank god.

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:42 No.18112016


    Hayate's conscious is bouncing between where he should be in the Canon and where he actually is.

    Better not let any Editors find us.
    >> That McGuyver 02/26/12(Sun)19:42 No.18112022
    'where are we?'
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:43 No.18112025
    "Get me a cup of tea and a spoon from Kraus, please. I can make a healing potion. I just need liquid and an agitator..."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:47 No.18112089
    >[x] ]how are you?

    Also. Don't we have a potion of healing?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:50 No.18112126
    rolled 44 = 44

    [x]How are you?

    Do we want to bring up how surprised, and happy, Hayate is that for the first time in his life, someone actually stayed by his bedside when he was injured?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:05 No.18112339
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:29 No.18112638
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    rolled 52 = 52


    <I think i have about everything right on this thing
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:45 No.18112826

    Well shit, I hope the G-Man doesn't run into us right now.

    Actually that would be amusing, but terrifying on a game-level.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:51 No.18112914
    [1]how are you?
    [2]how did i get here?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)21:02 No.18113095
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    ”How are you holding up?” you ask her
    “I’m fine. But I still can’t forgive myself for not being up there with you.”
    ”No, stop that. I made the decision to try that prototype out. The two of you shouldn’t blame yourselves.” You tell her as you squeeze her hand tighter, she smiles in return.

    ”How did you get me here?”
    ”One of the fly-boys was just outside the hangar when you crashed.”
    ”We didn’t move you since you had a head injury. So he ran to get Yoshika. She did some of her sparkly shit to heal you well enough to be movable. And that’s when we took you here to the infirmary.”
    ”Yoshika should be around again in a bit to check up on you. You should just wait for her and have her heal you up fully.”
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:05 No.18113128
    "Are you sure? I could whip up a potion. I've been studying alchemy lately and... I would rather fix my head now than later. I have a splitting headache."

    Emphasize 'splitting' to make light of the skull fracture.

    "Well, there went the pleasant evening I wanted to give you two, my angels."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)21:07 No.18113162
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    ”Hey. How’s the striker unit?”
    ”Oh. It’s a wreck. We didn’t have time earlier to check it out, but one look told me it was fucked up good.” She replies.
    ’I have to apologize to Ursula for that’ you think.
    ”Don’t worry about it though. Ursula can fix it back up with some ducttape, paperclips and a banana.” She grins “Unless she blows up the banana, ofcourse.”

    [ ]rest
    [ ]potion
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:08 No.18113186
    rolled 47 = 47


    Our teacher does say that experience is the best, after all.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:09 No.18113201
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:12 No.18113247
    Potion, were alchemists. Us the memory of crashing (i assume 1hour-1day ago)
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:13 No.18113272
    It can't be a memory of pain - that creates a potion of harm. It has to be a memory of healing, metaphorical or otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:15 No.18113296
    Oooo then crying like a bitch after the massage. That has to be a good one.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:15 No.18113300
    Does Hayate even have such memories?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:16 No.18113328
    Pre-nagi? Hell no.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:17 No.18113339
    Oh, that is a good one. A potion of "Crying Out the Hurt." It will probably make a potion which will make us weep like babies even as our bones knit and bruises fade.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)21:17 No.18113343
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    "You know I have some potion in my bag. I'd rather heal this now than wait for later. U have this SPLITTING headache."
    She throws a weak punch at your shoulder.
    "Dick." she says.

    Unable to move much with Ursula sleeping in your arms, you ask Erica to fetch your flask from your portfolio.

    She manages to retrieve your flask and hands it to you.
    You twist the cap off and prepare it to pour the healing potion bby visualizing the liquid clearly in your mind.
    ‘Don’t want to drink REBOUNDER now, do I?’

    You tip your head back to drink and raise the flask up to your mouth.

    ”NOO! NO DRINKING! You're still injured!" someone says from the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:18 No.18113357
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:20 No.18113389
    Health potion. A butler does not drink, besides I'm underaged!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:20 No.18113393
    rolled 20 = 20

    ..and it will be too late, and the potion will have already entered our mouth.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:21 No.18113411
    "Don't worry, it's not alcohol."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)21:24 No.18113459
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    Miyafuji quickly snatches your flask out of your hand.
    ”You’re just as bad as those guys. Always drinking. Even when told not to.” She gives you a stern frown, as she screw the cap back on the flask.

    ”Uh, that wasn’t alcohol…” you tell her.
    ”It looks like it is to me.” She says.

    ”Yoshika, he was trying to drink a potion.” Erica clarifies.
    ”Oh… Well, you don’t need to anymore. I’m here to fix you up.”

    [ ]potion
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:25 No.18113468
    [X] Both at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:25 No.18113474
    rolled 4 = 4

    Eh, if she's here, might as well.
    [x] Miyafuji
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:26 No.18113483
    "Pbbb fine..."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:26 No.18113494
    Drink miyafuji, Rub potion on our head
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:27 No.18113503
    [x] potion
    We haven't got to try it out on a proper injury yet and meeyafoojey can always check us afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:28 No.18113520
    rolled 97 = 97


    [x] Miyafuji

    "Ahaha, well then, I'm in your care."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:28 No.18113524
    rolled 23 = 23


    [x] miyafuji
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:30 No.18113567
    "But how am I supposed to drink Miyafuji? Wait don't tell me, let me imagine it." We can blame it on the morphine.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:33 No.18113619

    Use the memory of getting Majaikally healed by her for better healing potions later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)21:35 No.18113652
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    ’Might as well see her healing magic.’ You tell yourself.
    ”Okay, okay.” You say as she places your flask on the small desk by your bed.
    ”Do anything you want, but please be gentle” she blushes at the last line.

    Erica stands off to one side as Miyafuji does her shit. Like most Magaik you’ve seen up to this point, there was a lot of glowing and sparkles.

    ”All done.” She says a few moments later. Her animal ears and tail disappearing.
    ”I don’t recommend moving much though. You still need the rest.”

    ”Thanks.” You tell her.
    ”No problem.” She says as she walks out of the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:36 No.18113673
    "Now, would you mind handing me my flask back, just to make sure? Then, I... I would rather like to hold both of my angels. I had a terrible nightmare."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:37 No.18113683
    rolled 28 = 28

    "Hey, Kraus, what's my bio-scan look like?"

    "I'm really sorry for having made you and Ursula worry, Erica. First day of vacation and I'm already causing trouble for you two."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:41 No.18113725
    Nightmare or vision of the future.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:42 No.18113745
    Or parallel timeline. Nightmare regardless.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)21:47 No.18113819
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    You spend about half an hour in comfortable silence with the girls.
    Erica back at her place sitting by the bed and holding your hand, Ursula still fast asleep cluthcing your shirt.

    It was ended by Trude walking into the room.
    "Erica, you need to get Ursula up and prepare for another meeting." she says.
    "AGAIN?" your angel asks. "Did'nt they grill us enough yesterday?"
    "Apparently not," she replies with a sigh. "More bigwigs flew in this morning demanding more information on our Bureau experience so far."
    "Can't you do it by yourself?"
    "No." Trude answers her. "they need your insight on the operational side of things, and Ursula's notes on the technological side."
    She pulls Erica up and gently shakes Ursula awake. "Come on you two, you can get back to him as soon as we're done."
    Ursula opens her eyes sleepily, and grips your shirt tighter. "dooon't wannnaaa.."

    You reach down and pat her head.
    "Hey, go on. I'll find you two after you get out of the meeting."
    Erica and Trude half-carry Ursula out the door.

    Left there all alone in the infirmary, you ponder on what to do next.

    [ ]rest
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:48 No.18113833

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:49 No.18113836
    Drink our healing potion, just to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:50 No.18113848
    See if we can contact Mike, see whats up, maybe see if he knows anything about that vivid dream.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:50 No.18113851
    Lets not do what a certain character does in another quest...so rest.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)21:50 No.18113853
    I like that chart.
    I'll use that for later updates. Keeps your capabilities listed handily
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:51 No.18113866
    wrong link
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:51 No.18113867

    Do that when we get back.

    For now, rest.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:52 No.18113884
    Get some rest. This entire week has been just one thing after another. Our body could use the downtime.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:53 No.18113893
    Drink potion, have Kraus check our status. Look into brewing a replacement potion.
    >> Alpharius 02/26/12(Sun)21:57 No.18113954
    rolled 15 = 15

    Sometimes the body just needs rest.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:05 No.18114059
    Even if we wait until we get back to talk to Mike, we could still ask Kraus about the weird dream.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:15 No.18114195
    rest while doing this.

    Seriously we should build trust with Kraus
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:17 No.18114224
    Oh, if we're resting, we gotta pull Jakob out and thank him for his exemplary service till now, and apologize for how he got roughed up by Miyafuji and Lucchinni.
    Don't forget that he's part of this partnership, too. The Tea Time Trio of Hayate, Kraus, and Jakob.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)22:20 No.18114266
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    You decide to rest.
    As your head settles back down into the pillow under it, you call out to Kraus.

    "So, Kraus. How's my injjuries now?"
    "I see..." It feels like you're forgetting something.
    Unable to remember what it was, you prepare to head to bed.
    "WAIT, YOU ASSWIPE." Kraus tells you before you drift off.

    After doing as Kraus recommended, you drift off into sleep
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:21 No.18114280
    >you drift off into sleep
    Oh no...not another nightmare.

    Hayate is going to wake up screaming this time, won't he?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:22 No.18114291
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:27 No.18114348
    Yes... let us work on our third blond.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)22:28 No.18114367
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    It was afternoon when you woke up again. The open window letting in a welcome breeze.
    You look around; hoping to find a familiar face.

    There are bandages on your arms and head are now gone, and the headache now just a dull pain in the back of your head. You sit up and observe your surroundings.

    There, changing the water in a vase of flowers, you see her.
    Who do you see oh master butlers?
    Best roll of first five.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:28 No.18114370

    that blush has me hard.

    might not be gay for Bridget, But I am gay for Hayate
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:29 No.18114391
    rolled 31 = 31

    "May I have something to drink?"

    Time to try to make a potion.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:30 No.18114401
    rolled 13 = 13


    "May I have some tea? Early Gray? Hot?"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:31 No.18114404
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    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:31 No.18114407
    rolled 38 = 38


    Godess Kemina
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:31 No.18114414
    rolled 55 = 55

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:32 No.18114421
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    rolled 30 = 30



    Hue hue
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)22:32 No.18114431
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    no. NOT YET.

    My body is not ready.

    Also, modded that susan and Kraus pic i posted earlier.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:33 No.18114451
    >Early Grey

    I should kill you for that.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:34 No.18114467
    >Early Gray
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:37 No.18114515
    rolled 22 = 22

    Well... at least it's better than Afternoon Gray?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)22:40 No.18114545
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    'HMS SOFTNESS II JUST OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!' an imaginary sailor in your head alerts you.
    'SPREAD SAILS! PREPARE THE BOARDING PARTY!' you reply in your imaginary captains hat while waving your imaginary saber.

    "oh hello, Did i disturb you?" the Softness2 hails you as she notices you now fully awake

    >brb lunch
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:42 No.18114586
    Not at all, I think it's about time to wake up anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:43 No.18114604
    rolled 89 = 89

    "Oh, no, miss, I was just waking up. May I trouble you for a cup of tea? Earl Grey, hot."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:45 No.18114613
    >Serve eachother tea

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:45 No.18114617
    rolled 87 = 87

    "Nope. Sleep is for the weak. And the strong, when they're being lazy."
    >asking for tea
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:46 No.18114637
    you know I was thinking about the twins. While nice there are more conquest out there. With the way we seem to be going it looks like we are gonna be super exclusive forever club.

    that is no way to get into the pants of kemina/other people
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:48 No.18114653
    So you want to break their hearts? That's gonna end well.
    Personally I think we should work on loving, caring harem.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:50 No.18114672
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:51 No.18114710
    No I was had some weird dreams and it woke me up.

    I think discussion earlier boiled down to keeping the twins as steady girlfriends and taking opportunities such as dicking Keima once we get him into girl mode as they came.

    Personally I think we should start making this world into a harem world or at least be friends with benefits with all the witches.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)22:53 No.18114729
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    The log of Miguel Rozario SantaCruz Y Cabrillo,
    [03-02 BD4432]

    WIth most of the trainees out for vacation, my days have gotten a bit easier.
    I'm finally able to catch up with the paperwork that's been piling up.

    But then again, just having quiet days like this can be a little boring.
    I should spar with Hayate as soon as he gets back, maybe rope that beardface Kringle into the match.
    I'd like to see how he'll react to how well my pupil has improved.

    On a side note, I visited the dorms to check out that Fudge cavern Shirou Emiya has been digging.
    I have no idea how he did it, but the amount of tunnels and rooms inside the walls of fudge far exceed the total area of the town.
    I must look into having him tested for spatial distortion capabilities.

    Some personel have reported seeing a pair of suitcases flying around. I should check if Rood down in R&D is planning some prank again, I want in.

    -Entry ends.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:53 No.18114731

    No I meant Female Kemina from Gurren Laggan.

    and How do we establish caring harem with jealous Erica
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:54 No.18114747
    If we are rested and healthy, it is time to begin serving again. "Miss, could I offer you tea? How would you...take it?"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:55 No.18114768
    >fudge tunnels
    Oompa-loompas, here we come!

    >flying suitcases
    Oh those twins will be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:55 No.18114769
    You mean Kamina. And Kamina hasn't been introduced as a character in this quest yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:55 No.18114779
    Ok we need Shirou to turn up in some fudge helmet and armour when we get back to the Bureau

    I swear that word never looks right when I write it
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:56 No.18114789
    rolled 8 = 8

    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:57 No.18114810
    The we would also have include Yoko or the softness III
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:58 No.18114832
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    rolled 52 = 52

    Wait. ROOD is in the Bureau?
    the warforged door?

    tell lynette:
    "can you fluff my pillows for me?"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:58 No.18114840

    Ah mis read some of the previous quest entries then sorry everyone, just wanted a big sister type character for Hayate, that would joke around with us and be our wing women.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)23:02 No.18114917
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    "No, you didnt." It was about time i got up anyway."
    "Well would you like some tea? I was about to go and get some."

    [ ] her teacozy around your kettle
    [ ] your leaves in her pot

    Yes. He's Ursula's handler.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:04 No.18114947
    "Madam, I am a butler. It is against my code of honour to allow others to serve me tea. I shall accompany you."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:04 No.18114950
    Our leaves in her pot.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:04 No.18114952
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    her teacozy around your kettle

    not sure if tit fuck
    but tit fuck

    >only not sure but sure pic i have
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:05 No.18114956
    Leaves in pot.

    We are a gentleman after all.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)23:05 No.18114961
    I don't know what I'm voting for, but:
    [x]your leaves in her pot
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:06 No.18114967
    [X] her teacozy around your kettle

    "Please, allow me, miss. I am a butler, allow me to serve you."
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:07 No.18114979

    Show this British-Analog Lady how a GERMAN GENTLEMAN makes TEA.

    [X] Her teacozy around your kettle
    >I'd like to see Kraus's reaction to being held by the HMS Softness II.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:07 No.18114993
    Don't know what the choices mean but they both sound promising.

    I'll go with our leaves in her pot.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:10 No.18115027
    >[X] her teacozy around your kettle

    I'll take 12.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:15 No.18115097
    Hayate is Japanese. He's just dating two Germans.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:16 No.18115110
    Well, yes, Hayate is Japanese. He's also working with a German butler aesthetic.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:17 No.18115137

    But he has Kraus. He may be a genetic Japanese, but we are a TRADITIONAL GERMAN BUTLER at heart. You are how you act...

    Basically: >>18115110
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:20 No.18115176

    Vague choices like this are why I hate Bioware.

    I have no idea if we're telling her to fuck off or we're going to serve tea, or if we're going to proposition her.

    I'm afraid.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:20 No.18115177
    Not sure what manner of innuendo that is supposed to be, but it sounds better.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:22 No.18115208

    >her teacozy around your kettle
    >your leaves in her pot

    I... i have no idea what you're asking.

    And I'm normally pretty good at understanding fucked up metaphors.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:22 No.18115209

    And with LGD, as well you SHOULD be.

    >Fuck, now I'M worried about the route I just voted for...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:24 No.18115236
    Lemme break it down for you
    Teacozy is soft, kettle has a spout.
    I think you can figure out what 'leaves' and 'pot' are on your own.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.18115245
    OP: It may be that we are all channeling Shirou, but I don't think anyone here knows what the fuck we voted for. So, please mark one vote for serving tea while continuing with subtle innuendo. I don't particularly want to do anything, but leaving her hot and bothered for deniable reasons seems like a good way for a butler to proceed.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.18115257
    Semen and her butthole?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:26 No.18115271

    At least I'm not the only one.

    Man, clever metaphors are fun, as long as you get the joke.

    There's a point where you're about as lost as a Dyslexic kid at a spelling bee.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)23:27 No.18115279
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    "Madam, I am a butler. It is against my code of honour to allow others to serve me tea. I shall accompany you." You tell her as you get out of the bed.

    She leads you through the castle back to the lounge you first saw her in yesterday.
    There you prep Kraus and begin making tea,

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:28 No.18115293
    Earl Grey for classy British lasses, of course.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:28 No.18115296

    Man, I don't know what the fuck is even going on anymore.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:29 No.18115306
    I'm not familiar with Strike Witches canon, but this chick is British, right? Earl Grey.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:29 No.18115312

    Or as cracked out as Gary Busey on a motorcycle.

    >>18115293 THIS.

    A fancy English tea for a fancy English-like Lady.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:29 No.18115313
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:29 No.18115318

    >There's a point where you're about as lost as a Dyslexic kid at a spelling bee.

    Congratulations, 4chan. Me laughing at that is a clear sign that I'm a worse person than I was a year ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:30 No.18115333
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:30 No.18115335
    Darjeeling. Refreshing, with a clean finish. Tricky to brew properly, but that had ought to be no challenge to a true butler.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:31 No.18115346
    Wait tea?

    I thought we were going to have sex with her
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:31 No.18115357
    Anything but Earl Grey. It's such a boring tea and, more importantly, a MIXED tea. Let's give her some kind of good black tea, like Assam or Darjeeling.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)23:31 No.18115358
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    You put together some Earl Grey, her british accent cluing you in to waht she might enjoy.

    You also serve some scones and biscuits.
    After she's comfortably sipping on some tea, you decide to chat her up.


    >her cozy around your kettle

    >your leaves in her pot
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:32 No.18115372
    Tea first, tits later.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:32 No.18115379
    Some sort of innuendo about leaves and cozies.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:33 No.18115392

    >Assuming with LGD as the DM.

    >Well there's your problem.jpeg.

    Let's be the consummate gentleman, and ask her about herself.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:34 No.18115404
    Introduce yourself. apologize for fooling her into thinking you were a girl.

    also sample that soft.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:34 No.18115406
    NO! That is a sweeping generality. As it seems we missed breakfast, such a heavy flavored tea is not appropriate. It must be either a Darjeeling, an Assam, or an Oolong.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:35 No.18115416

    Small talk, ask her about herself.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:35 No.18115422
    Agreed. It seems that a huge bulk of people in this thread don't know shit about tea.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:35 No.18115425
    But going too light makes it seem as if you do not respect the lady's taste buds, not to mention her palate.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:36 No.18115432
    Ask her about her duties here. Not too pressing. Just try to get a feel for the comrade of our lovers.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:37 No.18115444
    No, it doesn't. This is the afternoon, not morning. We served a tea that's only to be served in the morning. This is the time for a delicate Darjeeling, not an overpowering and orangey Earl Grey.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:37 No.18115446
    There is more to serving someone than just knowing about the beverage, personal taste and cultural knowledge can be just as important
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:38 No.18115455
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:39 No.18115471
    In English tea culture it's bad to serve Earl Grey and other strong, mixed teas after the morning. Afternoon teas are supposed to be light ones. I was making the statement under the presumption of the tea culture specific to this woman's particular nationality.

    Earl Grey isn't some 'universal British tea.' It's exceptionally situational.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:39 No.18115474
    None of the varieties I mentioned are truly light. It is just that the lack of bergemot oil makes them less overpowering. The more subtle flavors of those varieties would be more appropriate for later drinking.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:40 No.18115497

    Fine. Light it is, Mr. Fancypants.

    How about a nice mint based herbal infusion. A bit of 'new-aged' ideas to take her by surprise. Call it a new experience. That ought to take her by surprise.
    (I don't 'do' tea myself... Usually go for a cheap herbal tea becuase I am an american PoorFag...)
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:41 No.18115507
    Yet for many british people they drink it at any time, there is a vast difference between the higher classes and the others
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:41 No.18115515
    God DAMN /tg/ you really DO know everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:42 No.18115536
    This girl is an officer in the 1940s. She probably takes her tea seriously.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:43 No.18115544
    The only people who drink Early Grey in the afternoon are people who don't feel they can afford the luxury of keeping around two or more types of tea. They choose a morning tea because they're a lot more likely to miss afternoon tea than their morning cup. That's the reason.
    Well, that would be fine if we were serving her some kind of green or herbal tea, but...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:44 No.18115553
    rolled 73 = 73



    Yes, I know... I'm a bad person for suggesting a pre-packaged brand...
    But honestly... I really don't care
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:44 No.18115556
    Back in your hole pleb.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:45 No.18115570

    >GET OUT. You traitor.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:45 No.18115571
    Hey guys, I don't think the LG's going to fuck us because we don't know every micro-factoid about tea in the fucking universe.

    Given that most of 4chan is American, and I know there's other cultures and countries on here but I'm talking majority, and most of us tend to see America as a sole Island of awesome surfing the void of space on the backs of an unending tide of migrant workers.

    It's safe to assume that on average, we have no fucking clue what we're doing with the subtleties of different kinds of tea. Shit, until about a year ago when a brit moved into the dorms on exchange, I didn't even KNOW there were different kinds of tea, because nobody sat me down and explained that shit.

    We're firmly in 'rule of cool' territory, where little quibbles go fuck themselves in favor of momentum.

    And I know this post is probably going to piss of like 15 different people.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:45 No.18115574
    ...that's a brand. That's not even a type. Are you talking about the Lipton English Breakfast Tea? I assume you are. Also, we're a butler. This is the exact sort of thing we HAVE to care about.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:46 No.18115589
    That and coffee.
    I'm not mad. Just disappointed.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:48 No.18115607
    Depends where you are in America.

    I've been places where diners don't even serve prepackaged teabags and other places where there are specialty tea stores every five blocks.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:48 No.18115611
    That's what you get for living in a country that runs on coffee though.

    Personally I love my tea so I think I am lucky as all hell that Australians still like our tea
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:50 No.18115637
    Dude, this is the beardiest board on the chans. I know shit about tea and I live in the US. I am too poor to drink the good stuff every day, so knowing what I want when I do get a choice is important.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:51 No.18115661

    Knowing him, it's problebly just a 'sweet tea'. I like sweet tea and all, but it is NOT for a 'Lady'. PERIOD.

    >>18115637 Another gentleman who knows my sorrows! (Though I DO like Sleepytime tea...)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)23:51 No.18115662
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    You introduce yourself.
    "I'm sorry for giving you a false name yesterday.. I'm Ayasaki Hayate, a trainee from the IDPKB. The Hartmann's invited me here when we were let out for vacation. I would also like to thank you for your help yesterday, miss...?" you tell her with an elegant bow.
    "Oh Im Lynette, Lynette Bishop." she informs you. "No, I was surprised at first when everyone told me you were actually a guy, the clothes looked so good on you, but i guess since it was Erica all behind it, I can't quite blame you.

    "So miss Lynette, are you also a combatant?" You ask her as you eye her twin hulls.
    "Y-yes. But i don't like fighting that much." she answers, with a shake of her head that also shaked her mountains of soft. "I was the squadron's designated sniper. I'm glad the fighting is finally over. Now we can all try and go back to normal."

    The two of you spend a few more minutes chatting about tea and pastries when someone walks in.
    "Oh, hey Hayata! Heard you had a little accident last night. You feeling better now?"
    "SOMETHING SMELLS DELICIOUS!" added a shriller voice.
    Shirley and Lucchinni walk into the lounge, no doubt led there by the smell of freshly steeped tea.
    'USS SOFTNESS and ITS WASHINGBOARD have sailed into harbor!' your imaginary first mate reports to you.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:52 No.18115671

    Well yeah, cultural melting pot and all. You'll find everything if you look.

    But it's more often true than not that we have no clue in 'Merica.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:53 No.18115690
    "Would you like some tea? We're having a late breakfast, on account of me having just woken up."

    There we go. Now the Earl Grey is being presented in a more appropriate context.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:53 No.18115693
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:54 No.18115705

    We need to call in reinforcements from the Bismark and it's twin, The Tirpitz.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:55 No.18115721
    Ask if they would like some tea as well. If we don't have enough chairs, conjure more. Might be time to ask for Jakob's assistance.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:56 No.18115727
    That's the ticket! By making it a late breakfast, the Earl Grey is not only acceptable, but ideal!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:57 No.18115739
    rolled 14 = 14

    >"Oh, hey Hayata! Heard you had a little accident last night. You feeling better now?"
    Looking at zucchini:
    I did have a SMALL accident, yes, I'm just glad I wasn't FLATTENED...
    Looking at Charlotte:
    I guess I'll just have to practice more to try and make my landings SOFTER... so soft..
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:57 No.18115740

    Sounds good.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)23:57 No.18115743

    Flattest tea
    >Anything prepackaged in a plastic sealed box.

    Softest tea
    >Ummm... Chamomile infusion?

    >Smooth Customer, this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:59 No.18115760
    Well played sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:59 No.18115765

    Come on man, tit jokes?

    Other than the twins, all we really have is our dignity.

    >Remembers the forced cross-dressing incident.

    All we have is our extreme delusions of dignity.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:01 No.18115786
    We either need to get Sakura here or flatness to the bureau, an imagine the result of finally having someone who could keep up with Sakura
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)00:02 No.18115797
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    "yes. I'm fine now. Miyafuji did her sparkle-magic-thing on me and fixed me right up."
    "Would you ladies like some tea?" you offer them

    "Im normally a coffee drinker but i'll take you up on that offer." The SOFTNESS tells you.
    "Got anything sweet?" the WASHIBOARD adds.

    "Of course ladies, anything you want."
    YOu tell them as you wist them down

    >guy from management handing out home made chocolates.
    > grab 3 off his tray.
    >eat first one. delicious dark.
    >eat second. Milkchoco, raisins
    >eat third. FFFFFFFFFF
    >realize it was filled with chili peppers.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:02 No.18115810

    I was thinking of giving Sakura something caffeinated on the sly, just to see what happens.

    My money is that she starts tapping speed-force and puts a few dents in load-bearing walls.

    If asked we can always claim we thought it was de-caff.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:04 No.18115827
    >chilli chocolate
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:04 No.18115828
    I fucking love chocolate with chilis or cinnamon. It reminds me of my abuela's.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:04 No.18115835
    rolled 58 = 58

    >Remembers the forced cross-dressing incident.
    >Remembers the MULTIPLE cross-dressing incidents
    >All we have is our extreme delusions of dignity.
    Well... At least we are friendly

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:04 No.18115837
    There we go! A butler at heart!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:04 No.18115838
    It's pretty ordinary in Latin countries.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:06 No.18115853

    Serve it up nice and hot, bring Jakob out for some fresh air, continue small-talk.


    >Slip Sakura esspresso.

    "Hey Hayate, what're you drinking?"
    "Can I have some?"
    "You sure? It's pretty bitter."

    Five seconds later....

    "Hey Mike."
    "Hey kid, have you seen Sakura?"
    Point at loli-shaped hole in wall.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:07 No.18115865
    A straight cup for Shirley, a cup with a spoon full of honey stirred in for Zuchinni.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:08 No.18115866
    If we give her cafe cubano, she'll probably even like the taste.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:11 No.18115897
    rolled 49 = 49

    She is Italian...
    What kind of tea do Italians drink?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:11 No.18115899

    Just so we're completely clear on this, we're going to WEAPONIZE the team's cute mascot/artillery strike?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:11 No.18115900
    We must try this.

    Shit we must make majaik infused coffee for even more energy boost, saying it is our special blend so things like bunny mode doesn't outright KO us
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:12 No.18115901
    Use the rabbit to get rid of the washboard, I like it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:12 No.18115905
    They usually prefer caffe by a pretty wide margin. Often latte drinks.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:12 No.18115907
    That just cracked me up. No real clue why.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:13 No.18115918
    That's the plan.

    Still want to grab washboard and introduce her to Sakura, it would be awesome
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)00:13 No.18115921
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    You serve the two new arrivals and allow themselves to get settled in. Since you've missed dinner, breakfast and lunch you decide to join them.

    Taking your hat, you pull Jakob out with your now customary 'TADAH~'. Lynette claps her hands at this cute trick. And the flat-one instantly tries to reach for him.

    "Im sorry." you tell luchinni as you keep jakob away from her reach, "But J, is TOO SMALL right now for what i have in mind."
    she throws you a glare.
    "I'll need him MUCH BIGGER than this."

    You activate J's Laplace mode much to the admiration of Charlotte and Lynette. The flat-on now deciding to stare daggers at you from behind a glass of iced-tea

    YOu settle yourself down into a chair as jakob takes over for you.

    On either side sits THE SOFTNESS and SOFTNESS-II, both doing a good job of distracting you.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:15 No.18115934

    Don't think 'grabbing' her would be a good idea. I would support telling the twins that one reminds us of the other, and how we think they'd hit it off if they met.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:15 No.18115935
    Chat up the American
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:15 No.18115936
    "So, who wants to see me in a skirt again?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:15 No.18115937
    Italians lean more towards coffee
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:15 No.18115946
    Do not be tempted into letting down our guard. Chat up Charlotte.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:17 No.18115965

    No, bad.

    We're not encouraging this behavior.

    And we really only tolerate the twins doing it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:17 No.18115969

    But phrase it more like "who wants to see a trick" then bunny mode speed a bit
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:18 No.18115981
    Okay, okay. "So, since I saw all of your tits at the bath, who wants to see my cock to be even?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:18 No.18115983
    No, we're not going to encourage them like that. It will only lead to us needing the whistle.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)00:18 No.18115988

    Let's see what kind of HUEHUEHUE we can get ourselves into.

    (I'm going to metagame for a sec here and ask if Yager can be coerced into helping Ursula modify the Striker units into working on us.)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:18 No.18115989

    Dammit guys.

    This is neither the time or the place.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:20 No.18116012
    Chat and/or bask in SOFTNESS.
    You're just trying to get HUE aren't you?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:20 No.18116016
    So it's obvious that you're trying to get us killed. Not only that, but breaking the gentlemanly persona that Hayate has been crafting.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:21 No.18116034
    rolled 22 = 22

    The twins are in a meeting, and who's to say that we would use the whistle to protect us from the SOFTNESS
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:21 No.18116037
    Yes. I am trying to get a HUEHUEHUE.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:21 No.18116045
    "You know, there's a member of the squad Erica and I are on that you remind me of, Luchinni."
    Describe Sakura, end with the fact that (as LG has mentioned) she's 8 years old.

    Bad Anon. No biscuit.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:22 No.18116051

    Did this quest just have a sudden influx of stupid?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)00:23 No.18116066
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    Before you can begin to think of doing something THE SOFTNESS begins to chat you up.
    "So, Hayata. What exacty happened to you last night to get you into the infirmary with a bandaged head? Did Erica get too frisky? Did you forget to say the safe-word?"

    You guess the twins are hiding the fact that you were testing an experimental striker unit.
    "Oh it was nothing HUGE like that Miss Yeager. It was just all a BIG miscalculation on my part that left me with an ENORMOUS bump on the head. My only wish was that i could have hit something SOFTER."

    She leans in closer, her bunker-busters coiming into full view, "Oh? And why was it that Miyafuji said you had no pants on when she went there to patch you up?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:23 No.18116067
    Sudden influx, with what was already here getting a boost.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:24 No.18116087
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:24 No.18116091
    Well you know how it is, you go enjoy yourself a bit and you wake up with no pants and a fractured skull the next morning
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)00:25 No.18116108

    Most likely trying to 'Make up' for the gentlemanly discussion we had earlier concerning the Benefits of Teas and their flavors.


    "A Gentleman NEVER reveals his lady's secrets"
    > then >>18116087
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:26 No.18116121
    "Actually, if anyone could be blamed, it would be myself and Ursula."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:26 No.18116127
    "I am sorry, but a butler never reveals his mistresses' secrets."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:27 No.18116131
    A gentleman must always be dressed appropriately for the evening's activities. Even if they ARE interrupted by misfortune. If you don't mind me changing the subject, I was just talking to Miss Bishop about your unit. Could you tell me about your role?
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)00:27 No.18116135

    I just noticed the censoring image.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)00:34 No.18116245
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    "I am sorry, but a butler never reveals his mistresses' secrets." You say as you try your best to look her in the face. You then follow up with the largest shit eating grin you could muster.

    "I see. So you're a feisty one aren't you. You weren't like that in the baths, You were such a good 'girl' then.
    I never did get to see you long enough in that maid uniform you know?"

    She then reveals a small bundle she had been hiding somewhere.
    "and guess who just happened to walk by the laundry earlier..."

    [ ]whistle
    [ ]run
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:36 No.18116263
    >[✓] whistle
    They gave it to us for a good reason, it seems.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:36 No.18116271

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:37 No.18116276
    Whistle, then run. We need to be able to say we at least tried to fight it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:37 No.18116284
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    rolled 99 = 99

    >[x]CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:37 No.18116291
    We know how to deal with this. First we


    then we get caught, dressed up, and spend some quality time with the SOFTNESSES
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:37 No.18116294
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)00:38 No.18116296

    [X] RUNNNNNN!!!!

    >Implying I would not crazy ivan if we wanted to get away.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:38 No.18116305
    rolled 19 = 19

    >[ ]run
    DO IT MAN!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:38 No.18116306
    Remember gentlemen. We don't actually want to escape.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:38 No.18116307
    [x] CAZY IVAN
    [x] WHISTLE
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:39 No.18116312
    This. The Hartmann's may dress us up as they wish, but no damn yankey tittymonster is going to copy that!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:39 No.18116318
    Put up a valiant attempt to escape but fail.

    Let's be honest if we whistle all that will happen is the twins will help them.

    And this way we get to spend more time in the softness
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:40 No.18116330
    Run while holding the whistle in our mouth, so our frenzied panting blows it with each stride.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)00:43 No.18116372
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    >[x]crazy ivan.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!" you yell out.
    You pull your head back and headbutt her square in her massive mammaries. This sends her reeling back enough for you to get up, grab the teapot that was Kraus and jump out of the nearest window.

    'J. I leave you with cleaning up there. Come find me later when I don't have witches allover me.'
    You call out mentally to your footman.

    'Very well sir.' he replies with a bow in your mind.

    You are now sprinting away from the castle looking for somewhere to hide
    [ ]hangars
    [ ]beach
    [ ]garden
    [ ]OTHER
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:43 No.18116374
    rolled 47 = 47

    Bunny mode!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:44 No.18116398
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:45 No.18116403
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:45 No.18116409
    [x] hangars
    Take Sean up on his offer earlier.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:45 No.18116411
    Mentate to Erica and Ursula, asking them if they're done with their meeting. WE NEED TO HAVE THE TALK.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)00:45 No.18116413

    [X] Hangar, let's chat up the Gnomes some more.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:46 No.18116418
    rolled 96 = 96


    And then flying saucer up and hide in the rafters...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:46 No.18116428

    Titty monster's bed room, she'll never look for us there, hiding under the sheets, almost naked, pleading with her to please be gentle.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:47 No.18116436
    rolled 17 = 17

    [ ]Hangars

    It's our only hope
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:47 No.18116441
    >while SOFTNESS is chasing us with a maid outfit
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:48 No.18116453
    No this is all wrong

    Hangers I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:52 No.18116517
    rolled 93 = 93

    On this subject, I feel that having "the talk" is a bad idea, while I'm not of the mindset that we should aim for the harem end, I don't think getting too serious is pertinent at this time. We don't know how much longer we'll be training at the Bureau before we're sent back to our own dimension and the twins back to theirs, effectively rendering this a long term relationship. Alternatively, what if one twin wants to get serious and the other isn't ready yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:52 No.18116519
    rolled 55 = 55

    Actually, why are we even running?

    We once showed off bunny mode to all the girls at the academy because they requested it and that a butler accepts all request.

    This is more of a SWQ MC action than that of Susan.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)00:53 No.18116527
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    You run all the way down to the hangars, hoping the large buildings and the groups of men [mechanics/aircrew] would protect you from being too molested.

    You sprint all the way inside the particular hangar you were inside yesterday.

    Sean spots you running in as he sits on a bench polishing his sword.
    "let me guess?" he stands up to meet you. "Yeager-tits after you?"

    "Yes." you answer while panting. "But before anything else, Why aren't you wearing any pants?"
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)00:54 No.18116546


    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:54 No.18116549
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:55 No.18116557
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:55 No.18116563
    Because she did not phrase it in the form of a request for a butler.

    Though, you have a point. I think this dimension is getting to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:55 No.18116567
    That is a very good point.

    We do get some leeway where we are assigned, and we aren't assigned to our home dimension we are sent where needed.

    We might actually stay as a team for parts of our field work too
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:56 No.18116580
    >Sean not wearing pants
    Maybe he's wearing a kilt?
    But wait, he's Irish. That doesn't work, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:57 No.18116589
    Kilts are Irish too.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:57 No.18116598
    rolled 70 = 70

    Oh, Thanks for clearing that up...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:57 No.18116600
    Aaaaaaaargh run away from the pants less gnome.

    Nothing good comes from nearly naked men with big swords

    Or hear softness in pursuit and run while saying seeya
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)00:58 No.18116604
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    actually you only showed bunnymode to ERICA, and that was only when she forced you into the costume via her Device

    The only one you showed it to upon request was Keima.

    Sakura and Nanoha only saw Provisional bunny mode. Your butler uniform with bunny ears.

    The "showed everyone" scenario was a bad end leading to a pizza rape orgy.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:59 No.18116622

    I stand corrected then though I still say we're running way too much.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:00 No.18116629
    The "showed everyone" scenario was a bad end leading to a pizza rape orgy.The "showed everyone" scenario was a bad end leading to a pizza rape orgy.

    so can we have a snu snu huehuehue with the softness MK1 and MK2?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:02 No.18116661
    We'll stop running when Charlotte gets us within earshot and asks us to put the maid uniform on. At that point, butler-mode engages and we must do as the person we are serving requests.

    Running is the way to stay out of earshot so that we can't hear a request we want to avoid.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:04 No.18116700
    I wouldn't even mind seeing what Charlotte is going to do to us if she catches us, even if it is a [BAD END]
    >softness MK1 and MK2
    I'm totally stealing that for use further along in the game...

    We have flying saucers, Why are we running instead of Silver Surfer-ing away?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:05 No.18116716
    Because we don't want to get away.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:06 No.18116723
    Be ause it is less to escape that is the point but more to make them work for it.

    Also if we saucer they striker and strikers are faster than our saucers probably
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)01:06 No.18116727
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    There's basic training. advanced training, and then field training.

    Mike mentioned you guys will be stuck as a team throughout the training period.
    Field training will be handled by a different instructor/feild agent

    You and the twins step out of the Stargate back into the Bureau.
    As you walk down the ramp you notice a man in grey futuristic armor walking up. He has an axe and a sword strapped to his back and a heavy looking pistol strapped to his thigh.

    instead of a helmet he wears a stylished military hat with a two headed eagle on it.

    As he walks by you, Erica says, "Nice hat."
    "Thanks," he says "your's too."
    before he steps into the Stargate.
    a moment later multiple women burst into the room chasing after him yelling "MAX!"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:07 No.18116737
    Somewhat meta, but partly because we're panicking, and partly because we are nowhere near as skilled as any of the Witches in air combat.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:07 No.18116739
    >Why are we running instead of Silver Surfer-ing away?
    Because if we try to fly away, in a Strike Witch airbase, that's when Charlotte puts on her own Strikers and bounces us.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:09 No.18116764
    Step 1: Get on Saucer
    Step 2: Hide under Cup
    Step 3: DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:09 No.18116769
    >HLQ's MAX in the Bureau
    >Rance AND Max getting all the bitches
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)01:10 No.18116786
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:12 No.18116804

    We need to take lessons from the love commissar
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:12 No.18116808
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    But their strikers weren't in the lounge and our saucers were...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:13 No.18116832
    This universe runs on rule of cool and hammer space.

    She will have them if she wants to chase us down
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:14 No.18116838
    Our saucers were being used to serve tea.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)01:16 No.18116863
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    "Well that asshole spilled gun-oil on them earlier."
    he says with a jerk to the black plane in the middle of the hangar "Might as well go with the local fashion instead of running back to my room to get fresh ones."

    "So, you come here to hide huh?" he continues. "bad news, she'll expect you to be in here."

    Plane-guy climbs out of the plane and walks up to you. "I have an idea. Well hide you in plain sight."
    He then grabs an plastic barrel from a stack piled up against the wall.
    "Get in, and stay as quiet as you can. I'll distract them."

    [ ] get in
    [ ] get in
    [ ] get in
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:17 No.18116874
    [x] Take Ilya home.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:17 No.18116875

    >No pants.
    >Polishing sword.

    That's an unfortunate turn of phrase.

    I hope.

    In any case "Is there somewhere I can hide? The twins are in a meeting and I'm not sure the whistle does what your friend said."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:17 No.18116879
    >[✓] get in
    He's totally going to give us to them.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:17 No.18116882
    rolled 19 = 19

    Gettin' in and rollin' to keep quiet.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)01:17 No.18116883

    Gee, it's so nice to see ALL THE CHOICES WE HAVE.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:18 No.18116889

    Get in.

    Ready watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:18 No.18116895
    rolled 82 = 82

    >[x ] get in
    The second one, as it will obviously have sexy results.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:18 No.18116898
    This is a trap.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:19 No.18116905
    Duh. That's why we're doing it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:19 No.18116908
    Get in the most conspicuous barrel.
    she will expect us to be in the one hidden in the corner
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:19 No.18116914
    This is a trap. Let's run headfirst into it.

    [x] get in
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:19 No.18116918


    If he betrays us, stop time, hide in plane.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:21 No.18116932

    These. These so hard.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)01:21 No.18116937
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    "can't i just hide in the plane?" you ask them
    "NOPE." She'll know to look there.
    He pokes a couple of airholes into the barrel, and opens the lid.
    "now get in, I think they're close."

    You lower yourself into the barrel and the guys close the lid.
    You sit in the darkness and wait.
    A few moments later, from outside you hear the muffled voices of Charlotte and Lucchinni.
    You keep as quiet as you can
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:23 No.18116953

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:25 No.18116974

    I have the odd feeling we're going to be betrayed.

    When/if we are, stop time and get the FUCK out of there.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:26 No.18116987
    >Get handed over
    >Softness pulls us out of the barrel
    This isn't where I parked my car...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:26 No.18116988
    Dust in the barrel will cause us to sneeze I bet
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:27 No.18116995
    Time Stop, and pain in big letters on the side of the Widow "GNOMES".

    But that's if we're betrayed by MC NGAF and Sean.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)01:30 No.18117037
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    You sit in the cramped darkness as long as you could. Your sense of time becoming hazy.

    You are suddenly jolted by motion. you feel the barrel being moved and you hear it's bottom striking a metal floor.
    "Wha~" you begin to call out "Wait there's someone in here!"

    You hear the roar of airplane engines as the barrel shudders.
    "This is supply-flight Alpha-Charlie 514 en-route to Liberion, requesting tower for take-off."
    You hear from the outside.
    "Roger that 514. Runway is clear and you may take her up" comes a reply through a radio.
    The shaking increases.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:30 No.18117046

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:31 No.18117053

    Summon a knife and cut our way out. Get out of the plane and onto a saucer.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:32 No.18117058
    Did they just load us into a cargo plane?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:32 No.18117060
    Teleport out! That or time stop and crawl out.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:32 No.18117062
    Yeah yeah, shake the barrel all you want, I'm not falling for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:32 No.18117066
    Have Kraus materialize a knife so we can cut out of here, and get off the plane before it takes off.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:33 No.18117068
    This amuses me...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:34 No.18117080
    Right, right. Hazing the new guy, right?

    Time Stop, get out of the barrel, stand behind MC McChucklefucks, restore time.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:35 No.18117089
    [x] Timestop
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:38 No.18117119
    See, the thing is this: either they traded us over (she knows and is waiting), she noticed the airholes (she know and is waiting), they actually loaded us onto the plane (they may just be tricking the witches and somehow planning on dropping us off somewhere safe, but do you really want to assume that...)

    I'd say timestop to get out, but they may have sealed the barrel past what we can get out of quickly. A teleport may be in order. But first and foremost, try to peak out of those airholes.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:38 No.18117129
    >[x] Timestop
    [x]Shread barrell with knife
    and then
    >Time Stop, get out of the barrel, stand behind MC McChucklefucks, restore time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)01:39 No.18117140
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    You try and push off the top on the barrel. It won't nudge.
    You try and reach for a knife, or a watch. The confined barrel won't allow you to reach down.

    YOu resort to yelling.
    But the sounds of the engines drowns your voice out.

    "Tower this is 514, now taking off."
    You feel forward movement...
    "Roger that 514, Have a safe flight."
    you feel the pull of lift-off.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:40 No.18117149
    You forgot an option
    They're fucking with us by rocking the barrel themselves and she doesn't know.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)01:41 No.18117155

    MC McChuckleFucks will PAY FOR THIS.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:41 No.18117162
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:41 No.18117167
    Get comfy. Gonna be a long flight.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:42 No.18117178
    It's obviously the witches in their strikers and not an actual plane...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:42 No.18117179
    >You try and reach for a knife,
    Can't Kraus just make one appear in our hand?

    Also, since we are apparently ACTUALLY TAKING OFF, I think we got handed off to SOFTNESS and WASHBOARD.

    [x]Ask Kraus for suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:43 No.18117182
    This could still be part of an elaborate prank on the part of MC and Sean.

    Can Kraus activate in this confined space and do a limited teleportation?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:44 No.18117185
    Hmmm. I think I'm solidly in the camp of it being a trick pulled just by the gnomes at this point.
    We start planning just what we're going to write "GNOME" on their foreheads during a timestop. Surely there is some form of grease/oil/gunk available out here that will work if we for some reason can't manage something closer to a marker.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:46 No.18117213
    Plane engine oil is very, very thick until it's warmed up.
    We might be able to use that. Or some engine grease.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)01:46 No.18117220
    So, gentlemen, how do you get out of this one?

    knives and silverware are kept in your pockets.
    you can draw them infinitely, BUT they wont appear in your hand

    **ROLL 1d100 for escape**
    give me a course of action
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:47 No.18117238
    rolled 78 = 78

    ultimate move: punch hole in barrel
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:47 No.18117241
    rolled 68 = 68

    [x] Bunnymode
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:48 No.18117249
    rolled 10 = 10

    Teleport out, then summon a saucer and fly to safety.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:49 No.18117262
    rolled 20 = 20

    Use Kraus to perform a limited teleportation out of the barrel.

    If that doesn't work, can Jakob, make it to us on a saucer in his Laplace-mode? We're still feeding majaik to him, so he could perform actions when we're incapacitated.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:49 No.18117267
    rolled 27 = 27

    sooo. youre three times as fast sitting still in a barrel?

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:49 No.18117268
    rolled 81 = 81

    Use legs and back to push one end off of the barrel, get our hand on our watch and stop time ASAP to assess the situation and counter-troll as necessary.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:51 No.18117282
    even if we stop time, we cant still get out of the barrel.
    we'd just have 80 seconds more of being trapped
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:51 No.18117288
    rolled 4 = 4

    Materialize Saucer under barrel
    Fly around blindly until someone notices we're here.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)01:52 No.18117296

    Timestop + Slice
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)01:53 No.18117314
    rolled 3 = 3


    forgot roll
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:55 No.18117331
    The idea is we use the strongest muscles in the body to pop the top or bottom off the barrel, stretch out enough to reach the watch, and get out and have 80 seconds headstart before anyone can react.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)01:57 No.18117357
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    You try and punch the top off the barrel.
    After about 5 tries you manage to crack it.
    A couple more punches and you are free.

    You find yourself suspended from a crane on the back of a truck. It's running down the empty tarmac.
    large speakers are on it, playing airplane engine sounds.

    In the open driver's seat you see Sean and the plane-guy laughing their asses off. A third man is in the bed of the truck doing the same.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:58 No.18117367
    Stop time and arrange the gentlemen in compromising positions with each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:58 No.18117371
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:59 No.18117374
    Laugh with them...
    It was a good joke...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:59 No.18117380
    Time stop, bunny mode pants them write gnome on their head with whatever is the most permanent marker we have and exit both sitting next to the crane with a table and a cup of tea
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:59 No.18117385
    rolled 49 = 49


    Hop down there, have Kraus materialize an oil-based marker for us, and write 'GNOME' on each of their foreheads.

    Then we step off to the side, and restore the flow of time.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:00 No.18117394
    Laugh it off, congratulate them, when they all gather around time stop, arrange them in compromising positions and sit in the back of the truck with a cup of tea with a stone cold face.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:00 No.18117395

    best choice
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:00 No.18117397
    rolled 45 = 45

    >> Alpharius 02/27/12(Mon)02:01 No.18117401
    rolled 71 = 71

    Be a good sport about it, for now. Let them have their temporary moment of victory, and laugh it up with them.

    Slip genderswap potions into their tea later.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:01 No.18117403
    The truck is still moving right?

    Then time resume.
    let them explain why there in the tarmac in a busted truck naked together
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:01 No.18117405
    rolled 6 = 6

    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:02 No.18117416
    rolled 41 = 41

    If it's a prank war they want? Challenge accepted.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:06 No.18117448
    Nobody beats a magic butler with time powers, invisibility and alchemy in a prank war. NOBODY.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)02:08 No.18117464
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    "okay guys, you got me. haha." you tell them from the suspended barrel.
    They continue laughing.
    Sean stops the truck and the third guy turns off the speakers.

    The three of them help you out of the barrel and onto the ground.

    "No harm done right?" sean asks
    "of course, it was a good prank" you say, your hand reaching into your pocket....

    next thing they knew they were stark naked in the middle of the tarmac, stacked on top of each other, covered in honey and raisins.

    Written on their forheads with a permanent marker, "GNOMES"

    You sit in the truck's passenger seat with a scone and a cup of Darjeeling, enjoying your handiwork.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:10 No.18117489

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:10 No.18117493
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:11 No.18117494
    rolled 3 = 3

    "Kraus, could you place make sure to take a number of photographs, both 2-D and 3-D holographic, of this scene?
    "I'm sure some of the ladies on the base would love to see this."

    Calmly continue sipping tea.
    >> Alpharius 02/27/12(Mon)02:13 No.18117524
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    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:15 No.18117537
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:15 No.18117539
    Seconding this as a followup. Followed by a genteel and innocent stroll away. And maybe hints that we can direct a few of the witches their way. Or that those maid clothes from earlier could be refitted for them.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:15 No.18117540
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)02:15 No.18117541
    rolled 67 = 67



    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:16 No.18117547
    >I'm sure some of the ladies on the base would love to see this.
    Let's change that to "I'm sure some of the ladies on the base would love to have a memento of this moment."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)02:19 No.18117563
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    "Kraus, could you place make sure to take a number of photographs, both 2-D and 3-D holographic, of this scene?
    I'm sure some of the ladies on the base would love to see this." YOu say loud enough for them to hear.

    Sean and the new guy bolt to the hangars as fast as they could trying to cover thier privates.
    Plane-guy on the other hand calmly walks to the truck and gets into the driver's seat.

    As he drives the two of you back, with him still being fully naked, he says "you know this is just the beginning right?
    "Quite." you answer as you drain your tea."

    He drops you off by the control tower as he drives the truck back to the motorpool.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:19 No.18117564
    >letter bombs
    How about a desktop holo-portrait projector for Minna? Hell, one for everybody. I'm sure that Sakamoto and Charlotte will get a laugh out of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:21 No.18117574
    rolled 12 = 12

    Send the pictures to our angels. Our work will be done at that point.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)02:22 No.18117585
    rolled 2 = 2


    Letter bombing thousands upon thousands of xeroxed copies of the pixs is easier to explain away in AU 1940's then a futuristic Hologen.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:22 No.18117586
    First, make sure that Kraus got those pictures.

    Then, we calmly make our way back to the sitting room and relax until Erica and Ursula get out of their meeting.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:23 No.18117594
    Seek out the Softnesses
    >> Alpharius 02/27/12(Mon)02:25 No.18117607
    Man, he's a real class act. I have to admire him, though I fear that this escalating prank-war will eventually end in the entire castle being filled with super-dense explosive fudge.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:25 No.18117610
    From the sounds of the meetings, though, this world is going to get a very sudden jump in technology, even worse than if it got hit by an ATN Time Scout.

    I don't think hologram projectors will be too out of place, at least for Witches, who will likely have the most interaction with the Bureau.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:25 No.18117617
    I'll bet she could help us think up all kinds of pranks we could pull on the gnomes
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:28 No.18117641
    Heh fudge in the plane
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:28 No.18117646
    Send the pictures to our ladies, they'll get them into the right hands. If any are really really really horrible keep them in reserve.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)02:28 No.18117647
    rolled 53 = 53


    Ehhh... It's possible....

    But, consider the following:

    Which is more degrading?
    >Having a few lady's having 3D projections of it.
    >Having just about EVERYONE on this rinkydink island having a 2D copy?

    Also, Fudge in the Pilot's compartment of a certain Black Widow. Rock Hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:32 No.18117682
    What if it's not Shirou that cause the Elemental Plane of Fudge effect, but us magically generating it?

    Which would put a planar portal on a plane, and that's just too good of a pun to pass up trying to make.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:32 No.18117686
    No man. you dont fuck with another man's plane.

    and the fudge will attract HIM
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)02:35 No.18117709
    rolled 11 = 11


    And Shirou will fuck with the Gnomes

    And fuck that shit, I'm all for being a gentleman, but if they want a prank war, hit them with EVERYTHING WE HAVE AT ONCE.

    The secret to peace: Speak Quietly, and carry a big stick.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:36 No.18117716
    Good point, this is between men. We leave our loved ones and this out of it
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:36 No.18117723
    Must be cautious about screwing with the plane. Only stuff they can immediately notice and preferably don't even need to fix if something more important has come up.
    Now, replacing all his pants and aviators with fudge/girly/both replicas? Sure.
    Putting a 2' cube of fudge in the pilot's seat? Sure.
    Making it so they can't fly the plane in an emergency? Nope.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)02:37 No.18117732
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    You check in with Kraus as you walk around aimlessly.
    "did you get those pictures man?"
    "no man, i want to keep those for later use."

    "anyway, can you hook me up with our ladies?"
    "SURE SURE."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:38 No.18117742
    I gotta agree with these two.

    We're a Bureau trainee right now. We've got a career ahead of us. We have to remember that.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)02:40 No.18117748
    rolled 42 = 42


    OH, very well.

    Each of their rooms, then.

    Their Pants? Fudge.

    Their Goggles? Also Fudge.

    Their Black widow?

    Replaced by a fudge copy, and the original behind the hangar, where it can be easily gotten to in a emergency.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:41 No.18117756
    We are supposed to go easy on the magic.

    Plus that's cheatin.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:41 No.18117760
    This pic gives me an idea for another cool toy.

    A box or bag that is like the tardis open it up and hey nice little cafe / apartment.

    For when we want to take people with us in long trips
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)02:43 No.18117772
    rolled 40 = 40


    Dang it. I was hoping you wouldn't notice.

    O.K.... Hmmm...

    One item each, with us having the original.
    >Replaced by fudge with Ghost pepper extract in it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:43 No.18117773
    >Fudge copy of the plane

    This! And make sure somehow we so the same for Shirou
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:43 No.18117777
    Let's see if they're out of their meeting, and I suppose lunch would be in order?

    Oh, crap, and before we forget him again, let's go and pick up Jakob. We really put that bunny through more than we should.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:44 No.18117784

    Send the pictures.

    "I think I may have upset some of your friends. They don't seem to realize how badly a prank war with me will go."

    Then we >>18117748


    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:47 No.18117810
    >Replaced by a fudge copy, and the original behind the hangar, where it can be easily gotten to in a emergency.

    Bet he could get it to fly
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:47 No.18117815
    I don't think he overall minds it too much.

    I mean we do look after him quite well and he gets attention from cute girls
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:48 No.18117819
    Let's no go overboard with the magic for a prank war. Surely we can think better than that.

    Let's go acquire a bunch of lawn gnomes and decorate their quarters with them.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:49 No.18117831
    Why do I have the sudden image of McNGAF flying the fudge plane while Shirou is hanging onto the wing by his teeth trying to eat the plane?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:49 No.18117839
    I agree. Just using majaik to pull off our pranks is crass and unrefined.

    The lawn gnome idea is pretty good, seconding that.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:50 No.18117842
    Because your mind imagines wonder things Anon...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)02:50 No.18117843
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    "hey girls." you talk to your twins mentally "you still in that meeting?"

    "yeaaaaah" erica says
    "yup" ursula replies with a mental yawn.

    "Any idea when you could get out?" you ask them.
    "nope." they both reply.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:51 No.18117847
    >The lawn gnome idea is pretty good, seconding that.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)02:51 No.18117851
    rolled 48 = 48


    I now am seeing a P-61 firing superhard fudge bullets at the Neuroi, and they have no defenses against it.

    okay, if we are going to be refined about it...
    >Do any of the three have anything made out of wool?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:51 No.18117857
    Acquire Softness
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:51 No.18117859
    send them the pics mentally
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:53 No.18117869
    Find some lawn gnomes, or maybe arrange for a trip into town in order to buy some.
    And then we start putting the gnomes all over the castle and decorating their rooms, with little nametags on each of the gnomes with the names of the Gnomes.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:53 No.18117870


    I don't think they'll mind sharing
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:53 No.18117871
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    "There's something on the wing!"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:54 No.18117875
    While they're in the middle of a meeting?
    As amusing as that would be, I don't want to be springing that sort of thing on them.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:54 No.18117876
    Find Perrine. Ask her if she'd like some tea. Blow her mind with the best tea ever.
    >while in the meeting
    Bad idea. Maybe later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)02:57 No.18117902
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    "well here's something that should cheer you two up"
    and you have Kraus send the photoes to thier devices
    "the guys played a prank on me involving a barrel and a fake cargo plane. I had to repay them in full"

    "Wahahaha this is priceless." Erica replies
    "...." you can just see the blush on Ursula's face.

    "Hey, Erica..." you ask her before you disconnect "where can we get a tonne of garden gnomes?"


    >gnome shenanigans
    >old man henderson in some universe far away going livid.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:59 No.18117921
    Ooh! For the lawn gnomes, let's gaslight them. That is, change them each time so that the pilots doubt their senses.

    Whenever the pilots pass by, turn the gnomes ever so slightly. When they leave the area, turn the gnomes so that they face the pilots again when they come back.

    When they destroy a gnome, replace it, and put a note saying "we are invincible."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:59 No.18117924
    Buterlize Perrine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)02:59 No.18117927
    Time update.
    you woke up in the afternoon.

    time should now be around 4-ish
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:59 No.18117930

    I or II, preferably both.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)02:59 No.18117932
    rolled 30 = 30


    Find something the twins would like to eat for dinner. Plan for the upcoming Gnome/ Trainee Prank War.

    See if the SW's want in.
    Plan over evening tea.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:59 No.18117935
    Head to the beach, enjoy the sun, all that jazz.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:03 No.18117961
    this this this
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:05 No.18117971
    Don't pull the gnomes until they escalate. Be prepared for it but we won't start the escalation, there is an order to this that must be followed.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)03:06 No.18117981
    rolled 6 = 6


    O.k., I'll admit.

    That's gold, right there.

    This instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:07 No.18117986
    >old man henderson in some universe far away going livid.

    Hey, I was just thinking of asking you about him!

    [x]old man henderson in some universe far away going livid.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:10 No.18118006
    OMH should be in the dwarf dimension.

    He wonders why his wee men are all walking around but doesn't complain because they make good whiskey
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)03:10 No.18118012
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    You walk though the gardens, wondering what to do with your time.
    There, inside a magnificent gazebo you find Perrine. Her 'perfectly cute' face framed by her 'perfectly cute' bangs as she sits in a 'perfectly cute' way and doing nothing 'perfectlycute'ly

    She looks at you sharply before making as much show out of looking away.
    That cold glare reminds you instantly of Keima.
    'Challenge accepted' you think to yourself.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:11 No.18118015
    rolled 73 = 73

    None can resist our charm!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:11 No.18118016
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)03:11 No.18118017
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:12 No.18118024
    Don't worry about it, We'll just go around like everyone else does

    Don't talk just pour her a cup of her favorite tea.
    >> Will 02/27/12(Mon)03:12 No.18118027
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    Looks like the french lose another war.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:12 No.18118028
    Well, there we have it. Stop rolling, folks.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:13 No.18118033
    rolled 20 = 20

    first of all shouldnt it only need to be a 20+ and second
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:13 No.18118034
    rolled 3 = 3

    We charm ze panties of her
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:14 No.18118037
    rolled 58 = 58

    Bloody hell guys.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)03:15 No.18118047
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    >well done.

    You walk up to her, give a gracious bow and say.
    "Miss Clostermann would you like some tea?"
    she 'ignores' you.
    "You walked out of yesterday's get together yesterday too early for me to get a chance to properly meet you." you say as you pour her some tea and set-out some pastries on a side table you conjured.

    She still 'ignores' you but takes the cup you offer.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:15 No.18118048
    rolled 92 = 92

    Doesn't matter we passed it first roll
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:17 No.18118057
    "I liked your tits. May I see them again?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:18 No.18118065
    Perrine is your typical high-class snob.

    As a butler, we are uniquely suited to dealing with her.

    Top-class service, biscuits and tea, or rather whatever the hell French people have. Maybe cheese?
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)03:18 No.18118068
    rolled 85 = 85

    Since the Trude thing seems to have fallen through...


    We need to also talk about apologizing about the events of our first meeting, and how it went... less then admirably.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:19 No.18118074
    Top class service, ask about fencing, BUTLER this shit up.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:19 No.18118075
    Continue to serve her in silence until she replies.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)03:19 No.18118077
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    She takes a sip, and you see her expression soften a little.
    "I'm sorry if i put you in a compromising position yesterday in the baths. I promise you that i did my best to avoid seeing anything that i shouldn't have."
    She reaches for a blueberry danish, still 'ignoring' you.
    ".......swimsuit" you hear her mumble almost imperceptively.

    [ ]what was that?
    [ ]change subject
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:20 No.18118078
    I really doubt we'd be able to get these girls into that kind of situation.

    Really, really doubt it.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 02/27/12(Mon)03:20 No.18118082
    Hey, love the quest.

    Since you brought him up, I'm going to go ahead and say it's totally cool if you guys put Old Man Henderson into this. I'll even give some pointers on characterization and powers so you'll get the feel of the character down.

    Just thought I'd go ahead and give express permission for his use, given the fact that people had issues with you borrowing stuff from Strike Witches Quest.

    With that I'll go back to Anon, and won't put the name up unless you wanna pump me for information.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:20 No.18118083
    >[✓] What was that?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:21 No.18118086
    [x]What was that?

    She wants to see us in a swimsuit, or she was embarrassed that we saw her in hers.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)03:21 No.18118090
    rolled 64 = 64


    Change subject.

    Oh, pooh.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:21 No.18118092
    [ ]what was that?

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:23 No.18118102

    >What was that?

    "Pardon? I didn't quite catch that."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:24 No.18118106
    who is old man henderson and is he archived?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:25 No.18118111
    [✓] What was that?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:25 No.18118114
    YUP. That is all I will say on that matter. Read it yourself. I will not try to summarize it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:25 No.18118123

    Just be equal parts chaste and charming. To everyone. Remain civil at all times, do nothing to suggest anything erotic.

    We keep it up, we're going to have the entire female staff drag us into a closet to have their way with us.

    Then we use the rape whistle.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)03:26 No.18118129
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    "What was that, my lady?" you ask her
    "Mio's swimsuit." she says.
    "You were wearing Mio's swimsuit." anger growing in her eyes.

    [ ]PULL UP
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:27 No.18118136
    Holy shit we really do get everyone here.

    And [x] what was that?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:27 No.18118141
    "She allowed it. She thought it was funny."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:28 No.18118144
    He won Call of Cthulhu.

    Should someone post the copypasta?
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/27/12(Mon)03:28 No.18118145
    rolled 15 = 15


    That's why we needed to change the subject. THIS WILL NOT END WELL.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:28 No.18118146
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:28 No.18118147
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    Old Man Henderson was one of the first times WHM posted on /tg, and solidified him as a force of pure unshakeable awesome to many members of /tg/.

    I'll post the screen-cap real quick for ya.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:28 No.18118148
    That was unintended I assure you. I could hardly walk around the base wearing nothing.

    and [x] DIVE DIVE DIVE
    It has served us well so far
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:28 No.18118149
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:29 No.18118153
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:29 No.18118155
    Pull up, dear god pull up
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:30 No.18118160
    [x] dive dive dive!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:31 No.18118165
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    Annnnd part two.


    "There were.... extenuating circumstances. It wasn't my first choice, but I dare say it was better than naked. Which happened to be the only other option at the time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)03:37 No.18118202
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    >[x]dive dive dive

    Like many an inspiring love-comedy anime MCs you don't know how to backpedal out of a bad situation.
    You dive right in.

    "Yeah, Charlotte told me i could wear them when she left me in the baths." you reply with a clueless smile "And since i coudnt walk around the base naked, i put on the ones that fit me."

    You continue in your mental death spiral, "i actually met her before lunch. she said, and I quote, "I like how you look in those", and then she gave them to me."

    "well, maybe i do look good in them. but truth be told, they ride up like you woudnt know."

    Perrine is fuming right now. The cup in her hand shatters; although you don't know how seeing as it was silver.

    "S-she... SHE GAVE THEM TO YOU?" she suddenly has a sword in her hands.
    "Y-you p-pervert!"

    She attacks.

    ***ROLL EM BOYS.***

    10-40 dodge
    41-70 trix
    80-100 love comedy scenario 15
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:38 No.18118207

    If we tell her the truth, we should be fine.

    She seems reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:39 No.18118210
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:39 No.18118212
    rolled 8 = 8

    She's full on mental lesbo for MIO.
    we gonna die.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:39 No.18118213
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:39 No.18118215
    rolled 44 = 44


    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:39 No.18118218
    rolled 23 = 23

    need the love comedy 15 now
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:40 No.18118220
    rolled 59 = 59

    >love comedy scenario 15
    I like that one, but 24 is better.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:40 No.18118222
    rolled 78 = 78

    love comedy scenario 15
    I must know what it is
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:40 No.18118224
    rolled 99 = 99

    Unless it's on recharge, TIMESTOP!

    Otherwise, hide under a cup!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:40 No.18118225
    rolled 52 = 52

    fall and grope time?
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/27/12(Mon)03:40 No.18118226
    rolled 2 = 2


    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:41 No.18118231
    Everyone stop rolling. We have a winner.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:41 No.18118233
    rolled 97 = 97


    Frenchie needs a crit.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/27/12(Mon)03:41 No.18118237
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)03:41 No.18118239
    rolled 4 = 4

    Picking NUMBER
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:42 No.18118243
    rolled 91 = 91


    >Stop rolling



    Yeah, sure, whatever bro.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/27/12(Mon)03:42 No.18118246
    rolled 89 = 89

    If we're lucky, maybe.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/27/12(Mon)03:44 No.18118258
    rolled 15 = 15

    If he's gonna take the best of, he'll say, generally.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:45 No.18118265

    Hey, LG, did you catch >>18118082
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)03:46 No.18118269
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    You dodge her first strike and roll on the grass.
    She readies to attack again.
    You need to find something to defend yourself with.
    In the corner of your eye you see something white on the lawn.
    You pick it up and hold it in front of you.
    Perrine is suddenly oddly quiet.
    You lay there on the grass, eyes closed shut waiting for the inevitable feel of steel piercing your flesh...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:47 No.18118273
    >requesting characters
    Suggest them for WHO DO YOU SEE rolls.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:47 No.18118274

    It's a lawn gnome isn't it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:48 No.18118278
    No, it's Mio's jacket.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)03:48 No.18118279
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    Oh. awesome. thanks.
    I love the guy.
    he'll be a cool field operative.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:49 No.18118284

    It wasn't a request, it was me pointing out that WHM gave his express permission after LG brought it up himself.

    I was just wondering if he saw it and didn't comment on it, or missed it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:49 No.18118285
    [x] MIO'S PANTIES?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:50 No.18118288

    He'd make the best field teacher ever.

    "Ya she da fakker? Fak 'em, anna every 'an aron 'em."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:53 No.18118304
    I always imagined OMH would be more of a random force of nature that just shows up during a fight one day in search of his wee men, steals all of your malt liqour during lunch, and then vanishes after doing something to make everyone in the vicinity go "what the actual fuck?!"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)03:54 No.18118309
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    Opening your eyes you find that you were attempting to block yourself using Jakob.
    "hello sir." he says. "seems you have an infallible way of getting in these situations."
    "indeed." you can only reply.
    Perrine snatches Jakob out of your arms and carries him into the gazebo.
    You follow her there.


    >what page are we on?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:55 No.18118319
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:55 No.18118321
    Show her bunny mode.

    I don't care if it is normally for the twins or combat only making her do a 180 would be worth it
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:58 No.18118339
    "So, you like bunnies? Perhaps you like to see a neat trick I can do."
    [x] wait for her to say yes, then bunnymode.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:58 No.18118345
    >That cold glare reminds you instantly of Keima.
    >show her bunnymode

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:59 No.18118349
    >>what page are we on?
    Page 8
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:59 No.18118350
    Page the 8th.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:59 No.18118352

    >Old Man Henderson as our field instructor.

    My body is not ready.

    "Nah ta thin ya ot remember when it come to the lassies, is doff yer hat, pull chair al dat."
    "I kinda already knew that Mr Henderson."
    "Ah ain't got the 'port bit out yet: ya ev'r get 'er mad.... but 'er an armadillo."
    "An Armadillo! Perfect present for a young lady! Cuddly, chase mice, hypoallergenic, and you can use them to win the soccer!"
    "Accent takes a bit 'o a hike laddie. Ne'er could stay put. Best not to worry 'boot it much"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/27/12(Mon)04:00 No.18118353
    Y'know... I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:04 No.18118373

    Actually, He just won his shot at re-incarnation about a month ago. He could theoretically come back as someone relatively young and in the academy.

    Only problem is it would have to be someone who drinks constantly, has obsessive paranoia, no visible eyes and zero social.... grace....

    Oh Fuck Me Running.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/27/12(Mon)04:05 No.18118379
    Time for Kenji to start rambling about his gnomes, huh?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:06 No.18118384

    Apologize for whatever we did to upset her.

    Then apologize to Jakob for using him as a meat shield.

    Never give any indication that you know what's wrong.

    Ask if she wants a refill on her tea.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)04:08 No.18118395
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    "So, you like bunnies?"
    She ignores you and continues to pat and cuddle Jakob in his adorable butler uniform.
    Jakob takes it in stride.

    "HEY, FROG EATER!" Kraus says "WATCH THIS"

    "dude, what?"
    you ask Kraus as he activates Bunnymode.

    The light reveals you again in full Bunnymode.
    Perrine looks you over. From your cute shoes, up to your striped thighhighs, your skirt, the huge bow on your chest and the large fluffy ears on your head.

    She raises an eyebrow.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 02/27/12(Mon)04:08 No.18118397

    Oh god. I can totally see it.

    Only thing is that when he won his re-incarnation, he got to keep his memories.

    And While Henderson was many things, none of them were Misogynist.

    Plus his device would have to be Rupert.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)04:10 No.18118417

    1-33 she shoots you down
    34-66 she does a flyby
    67-100 she wags her wings
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:11 No.18118423
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:12 No.18118425
    rolled 55 = 55

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:12 No.18118433
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:13 No.18118435
    rolled 27 = 27

    Offer swimsuit to her
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:13 No.18118439
    rolled 76 = 76


    We going by highest, first or average?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:13 No.18118440
    Twirl and curtsey.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:14 No.18118444
    rolled 57 = 57

    we are butler
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)04:15 No.18118455
    rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8

    picking numbers
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:16 No.18118458
    rolled 53 = 53


    Poker face, Hayate's Eyes look dead.

    Is it too much to ask to go one day without putting women's clothing on?

    Even Kraus has turned on him. Why Kraus, why.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:17 No.18118463
    rolled 93 = 93

    Because we nearly sacrificed Jakob to survive. That's not something we should have done to our bunnybro.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:18 No.18118468

    Hit right on both sides of that fucking 80.

    Fucking /tg/ dice.

    "What's that? All of your rolls were crits save one? GUESS WHICH ONE YOU'RE STUCK WITH."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:19 No.18118477

    To be fair, we were going to apologize.

    Also, we didn't know it was him right away.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)04:23 No.18118498
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    >average 45.6
    >she does a flyby

    "Pervert." she says but does nothing else.
    She continues to fawn on Jakob.
    You deactivate Bunnymode.
    "Miss Clostermann, if you want I could give you the major's clothes." you say. "it's not like there's anything i could do with them."
    Her ears perk up. but she says nothing.
    "I shall have Jakob deliver them to you after i get them washed. Would you like some more tea?"
    Before she could answer, sirens blare throughout the castle grounds.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:24 No.18118507
    Buuuut the aliums are defeated?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:25 No.18118514
    It's Shirou isn't?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)04:26 No.18118519
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    new thread in about 1 and a half hours.

    >time to head home.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:28 No.18118528
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:30 No.18118543
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    Fucking 4chan won't let me make my post because it say 'LOL SPAM TRY AGAIN'

    Which is an error I've never seen before.

    So trying again with hat I was going to say screen-capped.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:30 No.18118548
    Well thar's your problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:31 No.18118556
    By the way was is the name of the manga that the Main character is from?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:32 No.18118562

    >Would have made it with time to spare.
    >took almost ten minutes to post.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:34 No.18118573
    Hayate no Gotoku, or Hayate the Combat Butler, depending on how translated the site you're looking on is.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:35 No.18118575

    Yeah, yeah, I know.

    Got the mac cheap second-hand, makes for a decent laptop, since all I do is surf web and type things.

    And this is the only time it's given me an issue to. It ran right through the massive Cloud-flare clusterfuck a few threads ago and never gave me a single issue.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:35 No.18118581
    Ah many thanks
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:41 No.18118600
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    >she reminds you of Keima
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:43 No.18118616


    I... Wow. All you needed to do was re-color it. Wow.

    Now I'm not sure if I should feel better or worse about the Kemia thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:46 No.18118635
    We shall get femme keima and player2 colors femme keima
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:48 No.18118642

    >Perrine is alt-color Kemia

    oh god my sides
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:51 No.18118661

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:53 No.18118676
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    she even has that fucking neck ruffle thingd
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:53 No.18118680
    it all balances out.s
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:57 No.18118702

    Called an Ascot.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:58 No.18118707
    No Keima is gay for us.

    We just need to turn him Ito a girl so we don't have an equation with too many dicks
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:01 No.18118726

    I personally think that we really don't care, but we like to fuck with him because his concern over something as petty as sexual orientation is hilarious to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:02 No.18118730
    >an equation with too many dicks
    And this is where perrinne comes in.
    More holes for our dick.

    -a person, country, organization, etc., that continues to resist or refuses to change

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:03 No.18118742
    I like how one guy earlier said, both of us are totally straight.
    we just keep getting into misunderstandings.

    I think this is why LG wont give us that Gender-bender potion
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:07 No.18118773

    Suggested course of action for alien attack:

    >Ride bicycle down runway at hilarious speeds that Hayate can do.
    >Hit convenient ramp at end of run-way.
    >Lauch like a mile and a half through the air at aliens.

    Best part:

    "So that's what your magic is capable of."
    "You know, the speed boost, giant flying kick..."
    "You're fucking kidding me. How the hell did you do that without magic?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:09 No.18118785
    We use that striker unit Ursula built.


    We stand on the roof of the p61.
    Ride it like a goddamn boss.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:09 No.18118786

    I think it's more like he's roughly 95% straight, and we're the first person to hit that sweet-spot.

    Plus, LG said that we're technically straight, but only because we aren't 100% sure whether he's a man or woman in goddess mode.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:10 No.18118790
    Nah we are getting it.

    There are worse ideas that he has allowed so all he is doing is trolling us while he figures out how to not feel dirty for writing that bit
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:12 No.18118802

    We ride the plane after >>18118773

    >SWQ MC going in for a kill.
    >Suddenly over taken by a butler on a flying bicycle.
    >Can't shoot without hitting us.
    >Kick the fucking alien out of the sky.
    >Land on wing.
    "Can I get a ride back?"
    "Busy, kid."
    "It's cool, I'll wait."

    Then start blowing up aliens with knives.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:14 No.18118817

    Erica gets back to base.

    "Hey, where's Hayate?"
    Sees us surf the Widow in.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:14 No.18118819
    Shit we would be channelling max decarus there.

    We woud require more bitches though... And BEAR LEAF TEA!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:16 No.18118830

    Do you have any idea how much pussy we'd get for pulling that off?

    Mike'll have to send a team through the breach when we end up not returning from class.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:17 No.18118838

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:19 No.18118853



    Oh god, the only bad part is we couldn't call Minna 'Small-time'.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:19 No.18118856
    You know what i like bout this quest?
    It's how he allows us to add characters and skills in.
    And he still somehow makes them work.

    Also didnt LG himself roll ERICA in the first thread?
    What if he failed that one? would the story be radically different?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:21 No.18118866
    on the way back to base, riding on widdow roof.
    MC-ngaf: hey kid, say this ......

    Land. Jump off roof.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:22 No.18118875

    >What if he failed that one? would the story be radically different?

    There's been other roll-ins since.

    Maybe it'd be different, yeah. Biggest one being that we would've already fucked half the school since we didn't have to worry about hurting the twins.

    Also I wonder what would've happened if we had our break-down without them there to comfort us.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:23 No.18118879
    Or we would of asked for her to be included until she got in once he mentioned it
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:24 No.18118889

    Anybody have that oompaloompa song?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:24 No.18118893
    Cry to ourself lonely and unloved same as usual
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:25 No.18118901


    Don't call Minna small-time.


    "What's that? You need a plane and two other guys to shoot aliens? I DID IT ON A BICYCLE. WITH MY FOOT. You know what that makes you?"

    Entire hanger holds it's breath as we slowly point at him, face exploding into the biggest insane grin.


    And then we get all the bitches.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:26 No.18118913
    I am waiting for Shirou quest
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:28 No.18118928
    Shirou quest should lead into our Shirou and the chocolate factory arc
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:28 No.18118933

    >"What's that? You need a plane and two other guys to shoot aliens? I DID IT ON A BICYCLE. WITH MY FOOT. You know what that makes you?"

    >Entire hanger holds it's breath as we slowly point at him, face exploding into the biggest insane grin.


    Oh god yes.




    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:30 No.18118947

    The thought occurs that if we really wanted to be rid of Shirou at this point, all we'd have to do is take his insulin away.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:30 No.18118955
    I dont think LG would upstage MCngaf that much.
    He likes SWQ too much.
    >> Will 02/27/12(Mon)05:32 No.18118968
    We should paint our kills on our teakettle.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:34 No.18118983
    I'm not sure how Kraus would take being defaced like that.

    I also don't think there will be enough room. The serving tray, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:35 No.18118997

    I'm just waiting for the MC to remember Day one, when Shirou popped in during tea-time.

    When he more or less openly stated that he was going to spend the afternoon masturbating to the mental image of us in a skirt.

    We need to just be walking along, and suddenly PTSD.

    "Hayate? What's wrong? We're here for you."
    "It's not.... I don't want to tell you. It's that bad."
    "Come on, we already heard your life story."
    "Remember when Kemia drank that potion our first day here? I showed him bunny-mode to make him feel better, since his was one day and mine was more of a permanent problem."
    "I don't see how that..."
    "Shirou saw it. Made an off-hand comment. Didn't think about it too hard. I just realized he more or less openly said that he was going to masturbate to the mental image of me in a skirt."
    "Oh god..."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:36 No.18119003
    No we would do it, roll horribly look like a dick and NGAF would walk off NGAF
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:37 No.18119008


    Someone get this brilliant mother-fucker a beer.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:39 No.18119020
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    but instead of painted on, we etch it on.
    classy as shit
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:42 No.18119046
    >fly in on widow.
    >jump off in front of collective witches

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:42 No.18119047

    I think that if we pulled it off, which is a bit out there but possible, MC-NGAF (Which makes him sound like a rapper/DJ) would respect that.

    I think he would be willing to admit that we got him good, that one time.

    Besides, it's not like the witches really cared when he said THEY were small-time.

    I think it's very much 'turnabout's fair play'.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:45 No.18119075
    okay. say we were to go bike up into the sky..
    where do we ramp?
    >> 風林火山 02/27/12(Mon)05:45 No.18119079
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    >Turning Hayate into SWQ MC Mk2.

    Butlers be classier than that. Defacing Kraus should not be done.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:45 No.18119082
    I thought it was more a "fuck that s awkward but I don't want to alienate this nice guy who gave me fudge" more than "I am gonna obliterate my penis by fapping over this"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:45 No.18119084

    Anyone says shit to us, we get to point out both 'look ma, mo magic' and 'MC-NGAF IS SMALLTIME'.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:46 No.18119087
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:49 No.18119119

    Oh no, he thought it was hilarious. He saw what we were doing, and was totally cool with it.

    It was the single most insightful, nice thing he's said or done.

    And then he ruined it by saying that he was gonna fap to us.


    Worst part?

    This is going to come up during fore-play. Erica's going to say something similar and the whole thing is going to cause PTSD.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:49 No.18119121
    Where are we finding the bike? Because we still need to get back home and rescue Bike-Chan.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:50 No.18119126
    >A wild Gazebo appears on /tg/
    >It's not aggressive
    I will fucking force you to let a character attack the Gazebo. This is more important than old Man Henderson!

    Also, I wonder if we'll meet boxcar Joe.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:51 No.18119134

    Dude, if we did that, we wouldn't have to dismount after kicking the enemy ship. We drink some of that, put some on the bike, and bounce off 'em like a fucking pin-ball. Hurricane kicks giving us extra momentum....

    Holy shit, we could upstage everyone here. And then beat the back so we can make tea.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:54 No.18119151
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:54 No.18119152

    I think it would just be a random bike.

    Which we could then start painting our kill-counts on. This would be the bike we wreck people's shit on, ride it into battle because FUCK YOU BICYCLE.

    Bike-Chan gets to live a life of luxury now, and will be used for stuff like grocery runs or going for a cruise with the twins back home.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:57 No.18119168

    Only flaw is that the potion would ALSO be on the bike, so we can bounce between ships like an insane pin-ball.


    >Keep second bike for combat.
    >Paint kill-count on it.

    Fucking glorious.

    We get our hands on a third one we can go cruising around with the twins.

    Either that or invest in a side-car or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:58 No.18119173
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    We find one of these in a hangar.
    mechanics use it to get around
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:58 No.18119175
    Ok, first thing first for next thread:
    Attack the fucking Gazebo. No Gazebo may dare live in our vicinity.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:58 No.18119176
    >Only flaw is that the potion would ALSO be on the bike, so we can bounce between ships like an insane pin-ball.
    I fail to see how this is a flaw.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:59 No.18119180
    Shit boxcar joe needs to turn up in the tardis or with one of the other doctors.

    Seriously nothing huge just boxcar joe and the doctor sharing a drink, chilling and playing music.

    And he randomly fixes some issue we have then goes back to his whiskey lunch
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)05:59 No.18119181
    > bounce between ships like an insane pin-ball.
    > FLAW

    my man. you have no idea how advantageous that is.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:00 No.18119188

    >Either that or invest in a side-car or something.

    "Hey, do you have-"
    "Twin side-cars for a bicycle? Yep. Right here behind the counter."
    "Wow, that was convenient."
    "RIDICULOUSLY convenient."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:01 No.18119197

    >my man. you have no idea how advantageous that is.

    Oh I know. I was more pointing out that it didn't look like the bike had it in the picture, and it was instead ONLY on the wall.

    Sorry that wasn't clear.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:02 No.18119200
    now if only we could time to go there when it was in the row of stores.
    Fuking musical chairs stores.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:02 No.18119202
    You know, LG's due back any time.

    I can't help but wonder what he thinks of out plan to go dog-fighting on a bicycle.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:04 No.18119214
    I LIKE IT.
    Now what do we name him?

    bike-kun is out.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:05 No.18119223
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    I see your military bike and raise you THIS ONE
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:06 No.18119232

    Give it a plane name.

    "The Gentleman's Wager"


    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:08 No.18119242
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:08 No.18119245
    Death Bike, doom or worlds
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:11 No.18119272
    Only just starting SWQ. Is that MC-NGAF's plane?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:16 No.18119302

    Mr. Nathan

    >Some sort of gentleman's name
    >Also an anagram of Hartmann
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)06:17 No.18119313
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    >Get home
    >Check thread
    >> Bicycle Dogfighting

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:18 No.18119321
    What, you were planning a false alarm or something?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:18 No.18119322

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:20 No.18119335

    The best part is that we could legitimately pull it off.

    Hard? Yes. Impossible? No. Too Awesome not to try? Bet your ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:22 No.18119350
    If we bunnymode while getting the run up for launch, can we pedal three times faster?

    Also, can the bike take it?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:23 No.18119356
    I just realized. If max decarus is going to appear his device has to be hat-chan.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:24 No.18119362

    >Three times faster.
    >Hayate can go at roughly 80, pre bunnymode.
    >240 miles an hour.

    Yeah, let's do that.

    But only for the launch. After that we switch back so we aren't on a five minute timer.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)06:25 No.18119372
    Rebounder potion allows anything its spread onto to function as a trampoline.
    momentum isnt transfered. no loss.

    Spread it on your bike [if you can find one], and it can take the initial shock
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)06:27 No.18119383
    Of course.

    now let me get some dinner before i start the new thread
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:28 No.18119388
    Do we have anybody who can do trig? I'm honestly curious what would happen if we ricocheted off a castle at 240 miles an hour, and into the sky.

    How far would we go?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:36 No.18119432
    Make sure to let the Gazebo become alive next thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)06:43 No.18119471

    No worries friend, I took it to the experts.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)06:48 No.18119493

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