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    89 KB Warhammer 40: Heretical Love Part XXV - The End Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)17:36 No.18110493  
    Previous threads under "heretical love" on 1d4chan
    Twitter: hereticalloveq

    "Ugh..." You groan loudly as you sit up at long last, grabbing at your head with both hands to try to slow the spinning world down. It doesn't work.

    Though you notice, without really caring at this point, that your friends have disappeared.

    Because at this very moment, there is only one thing you care about.

    "I need some damn coffee..."

    "Darkhammer said the same thing."

    You start at the unseen voice, peering around, entirely unprepared to face whatever Tzeentchian horror awaits.

    "Have at you, daemon."


    You tilt your head up, your eyes rising to meet Tonya's.

    "Oh, just you."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:37 No.18110509
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)17:37 No.18110516
    OMG! HL! and I didn't even check the twitter.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:37 No.18110517
    Thanks Papa-N, for starting when I'm about to go to bed. No sleep for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:38 No.18110522
    heretical love! fukken win!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:38 No.18110528
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    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)17:39 No.18110532
    Same for me. I feel your pain. I feel nothing bad because the pain is made up for by Papa-N's awesomeness.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:40 No.18110545
    Oh boy, here we go!
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)17:41 No.18110561
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    Lets get ready for some HUE HUE HUE!
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:44 No.18110592
    Is this some kind of fucking joke.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:46 No.18110610
    that sucks im in west coast us so its only 2 in the afternoon
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:47 No.18110621
    >>lets people know when the next thread will be up.
    >>more useful than it sounds
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)17:47 No.18110625
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    Pic I was going to post for this,
    but couldn't find it.
    It isn't. Trust me, were all kinda pathetic here.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:50 No.18110650
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    >Heretical Love time
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)17:50 No.18110659
    The Pariah laughs a small laugh, before canting her head and giving you a ponderous once-over.

    "...I was pretty serious about that coffee..."

    With several struggling, old-man grunts, you finally pick yourself up off of the ground with a last heave. Grumbling, you scratch at your chest, which does nothing through the power armor.

    "Damn it..."

    "You alright?" Tonya asks, her face one of... True concern?

    "Decidedly not, I forgot how bad those things leave you the next morning." You tell her even as you reach around to grab the last of your gear.

    "What did we do, anyways?"

    "Nothing much. Attacked some shrubbery for a few hours, and I think you hibernated after that."

    "Feels more like I went a few rounds with an Ogryn in an old timey no-gloves match."

    "Probably from you headbutting the ground and biting at..."

    "Don't need a play by play, I'd rather not know, I think."

    With a sigh, you sling yourself up onto the bike and peer at your necron girl. It wasn't too long ago now that she was trying to make you into some kind of cold robotic science experiment. Which, for good reason, wasn't exactly your cup of tea.

    "So where are we headed, anyways?" She asks, hefting herself up onto the bike behind you.

    "Beats me, I was headed for the nearest coffee place."

    "...Its four hours past nightfall."


    "Nothing, I guess? Its just that, I prefer..."

    You crane your neck to look back, mouth agape in horror.

    "Tea?" She finishes quietly.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)17:51 No.18110663
    Damn robots and their soulless excursions into destroying humankind, they could at least let you have your bean juice without having to explain yourself.

    [ ] Fuck the police, obtain coffee

    [ ] Head to a hotel, sleep off bear leaf hangover

    [ ] Tea and crumpets instead
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:52 No.18110667
    That's Kazuv. Go ahead, Google it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:53 No.18110675
    [ ] Fuck the police, obtain coffee
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:53 No.18110679
    [X] Tea and crumpets instead
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)17:53 No.18110680
    Lets get British. Tea and Crumpets motherfuckers!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:54 No.18110688
    [x ] Tea and crumpets instead
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:54 No.18110694

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    [x] Tea and crumpets instead

    Let's have some tea-based hijinks.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)17:56 No.18110705

    Not even bitches are as important. And she could order a thee or something if she really wants.
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    [X] Tea and crumpets instead
    I daresay, indeed!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)17:57 No.18110721
    Coffee, or is the only answer.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:57 No.18110728
    [x] Tea and crumpets instead
    might as well
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    Tea please.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:58 No.18110734
    Tea and crumpets!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:58 No.18110738
    >Tea and crumpets instead
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)17:59 No.18110753
    I muthafucking looooooooooove tea and crumpets!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)18:03 No.18110786
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    "So let me get this straight, instead of wanting the excrement of ground up beans and hot water, you want... Leaves, steeped in water?"

    "I prefer tea, but I'm fine with either, I suppose."

    You can only just turn back around, shaking your head. You knew by this point, that the Necrons were pretty wacked out.

    "Damn straight!" Chris shouts.

    "No trobburrr!!!"

    The Salamander hangs his head and leaves.

    ...But you didn't know that the Necrons could be soulless enough to choose tea over coffee. Monsters, pure monsters the lot of them.

    "Wait." You sit up in the firm leather seat of the bike.

    "What kind of tea?" You ask, turning back to Tonya.

    "Well the best kind, of coarse." She grins, forcing you to smile back, your lips moving on their own.

    "Earl grey." You finish for her.

    "I was going to say Chai, but that works too."

    "Damn straight it does." You grumble as you fire up the bike. If you are going to have tea, you are at least going to have the greatest tea in the Imperium of man.

    As you rev up the engine, your mind gives you a none-too-subtle "FUCK YOU BUDDY!" at the loud and obnoxious noise.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)18:04 No.18110795
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    [X ] Tea and crumpets instead
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)18:05 No.18110799
    You could have at least chosen Assam...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:09 No.18110832
    Earl Grey...And Chai isn't even a real tea. Should've gone for the Oolong.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)18:12 No.18110884
    Mika's custom bike, is if nothing else... Well, it pretty much is everything you could ask for in a bike. Massive engine capable of plaid, check. Plenty of dakka, check. Servo skull navigation system... Well maybe you can get one of those eventually.

    For now, you just rely on your trademarked sense of direction to see you through.

    "Max, I don't mean to be rude but..." Tonya scans around, looking at the decrepit trees that seem to hang limp and dead in the silent forest. "I don't think this is the right way."

    She's probably right, but above all else you are a man. If there is one thing you know about being a man, its this. You never ask for directions, because you always know exactly where it is you are going.

    ...Though it takes you about an extra hour to get to the small town thanks to your "shortcut".

    After a slow, rolling stop, you kill the engine and lean the bike on its kickstand.

    "Pip's House of Cheer.", which you can surmise is a tea house because of the billboard telling you so. Sometimes you are impressed at your own genius.

    It also helps that its the last building still standing, the rest all appear to have been leveled. Probably by some of the blown out tanks scattered around.

    Too tired to scan for traps, you enter.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)18:16 No.18110934
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    >I don't know anything about coffee or tea, I don't really drink either

    Which means, as you should have expected on Yagis V, that there is a trap waiting for you.

    The rope net springs upwards, snatching you and Tonya and pulling you close to the ceiling.

    "Are you fucking kidding me right now?" You ask, struggling against the thick coiled ropes.

    Suddenly, from below, you spot movement.

    "Max, what are those?" Tonya asks, pointing.

    Below you, armed with bolt guns and sticks, are six servitors.

    Chav servitors.

    [ ] Let fly all guns

    [ ] Try to talk your way out

    [ ] Call in Tonya's immortals
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)18:17 No.18110955
    Fire at will, all guns let loose
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)18:17 No.18110960
    >[X] immortals.

    While reading that I was dreading you'd set us up with Ewoks, Papa-N...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:17 No.18110961
    [ ] Let fly all guns
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:18 No.18110966
    [x] Call in Tonya's immortals
    fuck yeah new skill
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:18 No.18110975
    [x] Try to talk your way out

    Activating smoothmode.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:18 No.18110979
    talk politely like the gents we are
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:19 No.18110988
    [X] Try to talk your way out
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:19 No.18110994
    >[X] Call in Tonya's immortals.

    Let's see what our new waifu can do.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:20 No.18111001
    LET FLY!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)18:20 No.18111011
    wait, chavs? well chav hunting is a national sport here in th UK....
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)18:22 No.18111031
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    [ ] Try to talk your way out
    We are here to drink tea and fuck synthetic bitches, lets negotiate, like gentlemen
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:23 No.18111045
    [x] Try to talk your way out

    We don wan no trabu
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)18:25 No.18111063
    Servitors, not so bad...
    >Chav Servitors
    Exterminate with extreme prejudice.
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    [x] Call in Tonya's immortals
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)18:26 No.18111075
    Oh, hey rubbish, any plans on when next nod quest is gonna be?
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)18:27 No.18111079
    Talking your way outtta this

    Gentleman styleeeeee
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)18:27 No.18111082
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    "WE CAN TALK THIS OUT LIKE GENTLEMAN!" You shout, even as you activate your plasma cannon and send a burst into two of the servitors standing close together.

    "We can wot mate?"

    "INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION!" Your lasfinger catches another through the skull, dropping it like a bag of potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

    A dozen Immortals warp in and all at once the small cafe is ablaze with gauss fire.

    The Chavbots are yelling out unintelligible things, none of which you can hear over the roaring crackle of your flamer, the whine of your lasfinger, or the drone of your plasma cannon.

    "...Didn't you whisper to me that we were going to try to talk our way out of this?" Tonya asks as the smoke clears, the Chavitors all in smouldering pieces.

    "You can't talk to them, they are immune to logic, and jedi mind tricks."

    "Jedi... What?"

    You stare Tonya in the eyes, and quite surprised, she stares right back. With a small, mystical wave of your hand, you speak.

    "You will not turn me into a Necron."

    "...Didn't I already say I wouldn't?"

    As you cut yourself down, helping Tonya to the floor, you can't help but smirk.

    Jedi mind tricks, gets em every time.
    >> Chris 02/26/12(Sun)18:32 No.18111135
    The last thread! i'm not late! too bad this is my first one...
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)18:35 No.18111178
    Sometime this following week, hopefully around Tuesday or Wednesday, just a matter of seeing whats the matter with my laptop since its sorta on the fritz lately, and of course school has been kinda occupying my time as well
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)18:37 No.18111199
    The Immortals having quietly gathered up the bodies and dragged them into a closet, you and Tonya are left alone to your drinks.

    "How is it? Its been a while since I've tried making any." The Necron girl says, scratching her cheek shyly.

    "Not bad...?" You tell her, trying to pick the scarab out of your mug without her noticing.

    With a sigh, you lean back in the chair and take another drink. Or try to.

    "Where the fuck do you all keep coming frommmm??!?!" You hiss quietly at yet another scarab pulled from the mug.

    "Now that we're alone, there's something important we need to discuss." Tonya says, turning solemnly back to you.

    "The Necron alliance with us, right right..." You shrug.

    "That can wait." Tonya tells you, stirring her tea.

    "Still have no plans of becoming a Necron."

    Tonya sets down her tea suddenly, locking eyes with you.

    You sigh, and sink a little lower in the seat.

    "Yeah I know, I could stand to be a bit more serious, but just... Not tonight."

    You awake, quite groggily, in Tonya's arms. You must have dozed off, because she's carrying you princess style through a wide wooden hallway.

    With a pomf, she drops you onto a bed, having already stripped you of your power armor.

    "Wah, what are we going to do..."

    "You know damn well what we're going to do." She interrupts.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:38 No.18111216
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/26/12(Sun)18:38 No.18111222
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    Play Chess?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)18:39 No.18111233
    hm... chavs always are gutter trash, and have no dignity so.... killing them works
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:39 No.18111235

    Huh, dominate woman. Kind figure for a chick that maybe/is older than the human race.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:39 No.18111236
    Paint miniatures?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:40 No.18111245
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)18:40 No.18111246
    ... we play nude Uno?
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)18:42 No.18111266
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    YES! We must now proceed to play chess with her like a proper gentleman!

    >Pic due to lacking proper GENTLEMAN pics.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:42 No.18111268
    We're going to play Naked Twister?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)18:42 No.18111274
    Rape whistle engaged?
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)18:42 No.18111275
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:43 No.18111288
    [x] Discuss Dialectical Materialism
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/26/12(Sun)18:43 No.18111291
    You'll need more then a whistle to stop the HUEtrain...
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    Only Warhammer related Pomf picture I have; It'll have to do.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)18:44 No.18111297

    Dammit, forgot to tag >>18111199
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)18:44 No.18111303
    With a flick, she shuts off the lights.

    A firm pillow under your head, cool sheets pulled up around you...

    Certainly not what you had expected.

    Especially now that there is a naked Pariah next to you, staring right at the ceiling.

    "Huh, that isn't what I thought you were implying."

    "Hmm? What did you expect?"

    A cool, metallic hand clasps around your very confused but very intrigued inquisitor.



    "Well, I suppose if it will help you sleep." The Necron says, bemused as she swings herself over to straddle you.

    "You sure about this one, bud?" Your inquisitor asks.

    "Not in the least." You have no reassuring words for him.

    "Emprah preserve us all." He says, staring up into the waiting Necron tomb.

    The sensation is... Different, that much is true. Not warm like the others, but not cold either. Snug and somehow calculating, it isn't a bad feeling.


    Until you hit the gears, at least.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)18:45 No.18111317
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    Isn't tonya technically always nude? Or was she actually wearing clothing?

    Also, pic for good measure, and warning for Max.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/26/12(Sun)18:46 No.18111326
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    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)18:46 No.18111332
    too late their mate, we hit the gears and now our poor inquisitor will turn to mince meat by the end of this....
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    >Until you hit the gears, at least.

    It is a good pain.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:48 No.18111363
    how does a necron get naked? and ow
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)18:49 No.18111364

    I liked our inquisitor!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)18:49 No.18111370
    "RAAAWWWWWGGGGGGG!!!!" You howl in pain as your inquisitor meets a whirring set of cogs.

    The gears keep spinning, however, and there is nothing you can do, no amount of struggling capable of freeing you now.

    Your agony echoes through the room as the gears continue to pull, ripping at your flesh.

    With a terrible realization, you see that they aren't about to stop.

    "No Tonya, no!"

    With a terrible, metallic grin, Tonya only says one thing.

    "Hue hue hue."

    The horrible process continues, more and more of your flesh being sucked up... A sickening sense of realization.

    Its eating you.

    All of you.

    It takes twenty minutes for her to consume you whole, though only fifteen for you to finally die.

    Her belly extended now, Tonya gives it a satisfied pat before letting out a small burp. She covers her mouth, embarrassed.

    "Thanks for the meal." She grins.
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    And to think, this is what they looked like before.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/26/12(Sun)18:50 No.18111385
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    I'm still expecting extreme amounts of HUE to follow in the rest of the thread...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:51 No.18111389
    welp im at a loss for words
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:51 No.18111394
    We fuck untill our Inquisitor cant take it anymore. We very well may die in this last chapter.

    Got to make this one count
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)18:52 No.18111402
    .... well, time to go to my happy place now
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:52 No.18111405
    rolled 44 = 44

    This is not my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:52 No.18111415
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    What is this, I don't even
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:53 No.18111431
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    Hebrewish captcha? You gotta be kidding me...
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)18:53 No.18111435
    Do not want.
    I'd rather sexy up humanoid!Ra'alman
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:54 No.18111442
    rolled 1 = 1

    implied 1
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:57 No.18111474
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    noko'd 1
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:57 No.18111485
    yup it was but it didnt feel right to have hue without it
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/26/12(Sun)18:59 No.18111497
    You never need a reason for hue, never... Hue is dispenced whenever the Great Conductor of the HUETRAIN decides it is time. There is no stopping the mighty train, there is nothing to do but lie back and wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:59 No.18111498
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)19:01 No.18111515
    "Whoa! What are those?!" You jerk your hips back quite suddenly.

    "My mistake, I'll slow them down."

    Slowly, she sinks back down and you meet the gears yet again.

    Wet, soft gears?

    "Oh wow that feels... good?!" You twitch and convulse at the sensation.

    "Ah~! It does!" She gasps, grinding herself down and forcing you deeper, which causes you to grab at the sheets.

    "Wait if you d...!!!!" Unable to stop yourself, you flood the tomb with your plasma.



    "Already?" She asks, looking a bit amused.

    Not about to let a Necron of all races give you any shit about finishing early, you flip her over onto her stomach.

    Slamming your inquisitor home yet again, you start to give it your all to make up for your previous error. Tonya, no longer poking fun at you, is clutching the pillow as she gasps.

    You aren't quite sure how a Necron orga...

    Tonya suddenly convulses, her entire body shaking as she lets out a loud moan which turns into garbled machine code. Her eyes glow a brilliant green for a few brief moments, illuminating the entire room in a faint glow.

    After that display, she sinks down into the bed, and you collapse on top of her.

    "Wow." You can't help grinning as you lay down once again in the rather nice bed.

    "Wow what? You're not even close to done for the night." Tonya says, a mischievous tone in her voice.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/26/12(Sun)19:02 No.18111523
    rolled 5 = 5

    rollin WBB?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:02 No.18111530
    yes ill give you that an hl without hue is like a day where the sun exploded
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:02 No.18111534
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    >"Wow what? You're not even close to done for the night."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:03 No.18111537
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    we go until the glow of the Emprah lights up the morning.

    I mean Literally.
    if sun rises and no Emprah, the Inquisition must continue interrogations.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)19:04 No.18111552

    "What do you mean?"

    But all too late, you realize.

    "You should have known I wasn't about to give up." She smiles, her Immortals already holding you down.

    "Uhh... Wat?"

    Tonya sighs in complaint as two more Necrons drag a glowing green trunk into the room.

    "Its a portable unit, but it will just have to make due."

    There is no escape now...

    Max is turned into a Necron, he spends the rest of his life yearning to live again, despite his Pariah waifu.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)19:04 No.18111556
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:05 No.18111561
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:05 No.18111572
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    This is some Heretical amounts of Hue.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:09 No.18111601
    I was expecting an internal unit.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:09 No.18111609
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    Pic related, mfw
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)19:12 No.18111633
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    holy shit, I just though of something. Since we have a robot arm, that means we can totally pull off some Yoshimitsu shit and fly around using a sword as a helicopter, I'm face palming hard now for not thinking this before
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)19:12 No.18111636
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    There can only be more and more hue hue hue from now on..
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)19:12 No.18111637
    You sit up in the bed, too tired to even sleep at this point.

    For what its worth, Tonya hasn't slept either, though you aren't sure if she even needs to.

    "Oh, morning already?" She chimes happily, drawing aside the curtains to take in the sunrise.

    "So now I can get some sleep?" You almost plead.

    "Sleep? No no, we've got to get going! Did you forget everything the Emperor told you before he left?"


    Tonya sighs, her hands on her hips as she looks down at you.

    "Today is the big tactical meeting. We're all supposed to gather together to work out how to defeat Malal and his forces."

    "All of us...?"

    "Yes, all of us. The Eldar, the Tau, the Orks, everyone."

    Pulling the covers over yourself, you turn around and close your eyes.

    "Cool, let me know how it turns out."

    "You can't skip, not today."

    "Why?" You groan.

    "Because this whole thing could fall apart without you. You are what is holding this shaky foundation together, at least for now."

    "Five more minutes?"


    Tonya drags you out of bed, and helps you into your armor yet again. At least some tea perks you up, noticeably absent any scarabs this... Well, nearly scarab-free.

    The Pariah hustles you onto the bike, in quite a rush it seems.

    "Step on it, or we will be late!"

    1d20 for no sleep motorcycle skills
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)19:13 No.18111638
    May the HUE be with you... Always.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)19:14 No.18111658
    why use a motorcycle when we can fly? like so >>18111633
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)19:15 No.18111663
    Rollan' for the Emprah!
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)19:15 No.18111666
    rolled 12 = 12

    Here comes another batch of HUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:15 No.18111668
    rolled 5 = 5


    here we go
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)19:16 No.18111670
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    >she sees your Inquisitor
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)19:16 No.18111682
    rolled 10 = 10

    God damn it.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)19:16 No.18111683
    Not much rollin' going on there...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:17 No.18111685
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    rolled 7 = 7


    By the power of Terra, I HAVE THE DRIVER SKILLS!
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)19:17 No.18111687
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:17 No.18111690
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:18 No.18111701
    rolled 19 = 19

    Bring it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:18 No.18111704
    rolled 2 = 2

    Motorcycle SKILLZ
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:18 No.18111705
    rolled 1 = 1

    heres hoping max doesnt eat trees.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)19:18 No.18111709
    rolled 5 = 5

    I know, so thats why I'm rollan this time for that time. Hoping for a 20!
    >> Chris 02/26/12(Sun)19:19 No.18111717

    For Chaos!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:19 No.18111718
    rolled 1 = 1


    >That feel when dice+1d00
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:20 No.18111721
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    fuck you
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)19:20 No.18111727
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    God damn it.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/26/12(Sun)19:20 No.18111730
    rolled 20 = 20


    Rolling to save us from wood-related death.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:20 No.18111737
    rolled 3 = 3

    You son of a bitch, we're going to be picking splinters out of our teeth for a month.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:20 No.18111740

    Would you like salt with your trees?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)19:22 No.18111762
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    Is that... mika? ohgodimgonnahhnnnnnnng
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)19:22 No.18111765

    We're doomed.

    And even on a d100, he manages to get a 1.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)19:23 No.18111774
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/26/12(Sun)19:23 No.18111784

    Well, that's half the 1s taken care of...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:23 No.18111786
    the second one is a 1d00
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:23 No.18111788
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:23 No.18111789
    That's dice+1d00, not 1d100, doesn't count.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:23 No.18111790
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    1d00 IS NOT A 1d100

    you just got trolled bro
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)19:25 No.18111805
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    rolled 2 = 2

    we are so fucked, oh yes we are so fuuuuuucked
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:26 No.18111815
    we are so fucked

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)19:26 No.18111829
    Error 404 - Bike skills not found

    "Max watch it!" Tonya shouts as you nearly collide with a tree.

    "Hnerk?" You look up just in time.

    To see the tree you do hit.

    Despite rolling end over end across the ground, and skidding to a painful halt, you pass out upon stopping. Simply too tired to stay awake at this point.

    An explosion, perhaps your motorcycle exploding, you don't have your eyes open to see.

    Until, that is, the trees start attacking you.

    "Ow, what the fuck is going on!" You shout, scrambling to your feet as another heavy branch pummels you on the back.

    "The trees! Get away from the trees!" Tonya shouts, running for the road.

    "Owwww! Bitch!" You smack at another set of branches with your axe as they rake you. Again and again they rake you.

    Just as you are about to dive for the road, a root leaps up to give you a nice punt.

    "Fuck you and every oak that looks like you!" You cry, before landing hard on the pavement. Well at least your face broke most of the fall for you.

    "Are you alright!?" Tonya shouts, rushing over to you.

    You spit out a mouthful of twigs, angrily wiping at your tongue to get bits of bark off of it.

    "Lets just get to this damn meeting." You grumble, looking at the smoldering wreckage of your bike as more trees continue to beat on the flaming remains.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:26 No.18111833
    shit beat me to it
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)19:27 No.18111841
    Yeah, I'm not much of a drawfag so that is pretty much the best I could manage. Still trying to get drawing on this tablet down, quite different than drawing on paper.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)19:28 No.18111845
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    How did I miss that...
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)19:28 No.18111850
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    Right now, I am glad I have this picture for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:29 No.18111874
    >> Brick 02/26/12(Sun)19:31 No.18111884
    >rolled two 1
    Brace for the HUEHUEHUEHUE!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:33 No.18111918
    just asking
    did we ever figure out why Tzeentch hates max?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)19:33 No.18111920
    Whelp it still looks great either way, defiantly saved, and on a side note
    Burn those fucking trees and lets helicopter our way to the meeting
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)19:35 No.18111936

    >It is I, Maximitsu!
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)19:36 No.18111944
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    All of these rolls that less than 10
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)19:45 No.18112051
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    By the time you arrive, you are incredibly late. Beyond the point of even a cool late arrival. More like being the dick who forgot shit was even going on.

    It doesn't help that you're sound asleep by the time you arrive, nor that you adamantly refuse to wake up once there.

    "Well this is a problem..." Ailia comments, as the girls crowd around to look you over.

    "Tch! Up, you!"

    A psyonic jolt rips through your body, and you leap to your feet almost instantly, your eyes peeled as wide as they can be.

    You lower your eyes at Esh, who glares back.

    "You're late." She states.

    Lost for words, you do the only thing you can think of.

    "Yowtch!!!" She cries as your hand smacks into her rump with a satisfying sound.

    "Serves you right, some cold water would have worked."

    "I told you we should have gone with my plan." Senna grumbles.

    "Your plan was to dose him up with combat drugs." Kaleshi states as Lycheria raises a concerned eyebrow.

    "I-I'm just glad he's here..." Mika adds quietly.

    "Well you all seem to be getting along pretty well." You speak up as you take a seat and reach for a bowl of assorted snacks.

    "It's because we've all had to put up with you, common enemy and all that." Esh smirks.

    "Hows that backside?"

    Her smile quickly fades.

    "You'll get yours for that."

    "Hey dudes, I mean its great and all that we're all together and whatnot. But can we get on to this stuff now? Its kind of important man."

    You finally notice the Emperor standing next to Creed and the four chaos gods, all of whom are watching your antics.

    [ ] Yeah, lets do this!

    [ ] I need a nap first.

    [ ] Why am I even a part of the planning phase???
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)19:45 No.18112057
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:46 No.18112075
    I clearly need a nap.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)19:47 No.18112079

    >I mean...are there even any other plausible routes of action here?
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)19:47 No.18112080
    [X] Why am I even a part of the planning phase???
    This. We have proven time and time again that planning is not something Max is good at.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)19:47 No.18112088
    Why am I even a part of this planning phase
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:50 No.18112129
    [ ✓] Yeah, lets do this!
    >all the girls together getting along
    just as planned
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)19:50 No.18112132
    She liked it and she knows it.

    [x]Lets do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:56 No.18112201
    [ ✓] Yeah, lets do this!

    Mission Planning Music:
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:56 No.18112204

    Let's do this! Doomrider will know something to keep us awake long enough.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)19:58 No.18112230
    "Yeah, lets make it happen, the faster this gets done the better. But I want to know exactly what I'm doing here, I mean, plans aren't exactly my strong suit." You shrug.

    "Precisely why you have to be here." Tzeentch says, despite looking quite unhappy to see you.


    "Its simple, really. You are the anti-plan."

    "The what?"

    "The anti-plan. As in you can take a perfectly good plan and completely fuck it up, like you always do, always messing with my pl...!"

    The Emperor grabs Tzeentch and does his best to calm the fuming raven goddess down. She struggles, clearly quite angry.

    "That's why she doesn't like you, you're always messing up her plans." Kaleshi whispers to you, before biting your ear.

    "Ow. I see, so that's been her beef with me this whole time, that I screw up plans?"

    "Screw up? More like implode." Niut adds.

    A faint hiss and a sharp pain in your neck.

    "What the fuck is with everyone... Oh hey Doomrider."

    "JUST SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU AWAKE!" He gives you a thumbs-up.

    "What was it?"


    "Seems safe."

    "IT ISN'T."
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:00 No.18112262
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:00 No.18112264
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)20:01 No.18112276
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)20:01 No.18112278
    Stop fucking trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:01 No.18112283
    Whoops left my zero sided die on.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)20:01 No.18112286
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    that explains everything and y'know what time it is....
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:01 No.18112289
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)20:02 No.18112292

    And...FUCK YEA DOOMRIDER! The most Bro that has ever been a bro!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:02 No.18112299
    Oh Doomrider, you're such a bro.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)20:04 No.18112320
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    This is likely all Max can see right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:05 No.18112340
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    ...and now the Emperor looks like a gigantic chicken.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)20:05 No.18112351
    While the girls and various commanders and generals get together hatching some kind of battle plan, you add in insightful tips to help them out.

    Like how fast your heart is beating, and how awesome of a drummer Neil Peart is.

    "Also I don't much care for your purple balloon face." You shake your head disappointingly at Creed.

    "I think you gave him a bit too much." The General eyes Doomrider wearily.

    "I DIDN'T MEASURE IT." The Daemon admits with a grin.

    "Here, maybe this will help." Senna hits you with her own injection before the wall of protests can stop her.

    "You've been waiting to do that this whole time, haven't you..." Senda glares.


    You don't know why the colors are all talking, or why your heart is now a baneblade, or why this room is actually ancient aliens.

    All you know, is one simple thing.

    "I have a massive erection." You state, loud enough for the entire gathering to hear.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)20:07 No.18112381
    Oh gods...

    Massively tripping...massive erection...and ALL of the waifus?

    Shit's going down.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:07 No.18112383
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    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)20:09 No.18112401
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    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)20:09 No.18112403
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    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)20:10 No.18112414
    Nothing bad can possibly go wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:10 No.18112418
    >dis gon b gud.rar
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:11 No.18112429
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    so cocaine
    >fucking go time why r u so slow omg i love this song lets fight
    combat stimulant/ spehss viagra
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:12 No.18112435
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    Holy shit tripping balls! Also, I was right about Doomrider keeping us awake!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:12 No.18112448
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    Everything you post below this I can't trust to be not hue or hue.

    Meaning I don't even know anymore.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:12 No.18112450
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    >Pic semi-unrelated. I should one day cut out that face alone...
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/26/12(Sun)20:13 No.18112460
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:13 No.18112461
    >implying we ever knew
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:13 No.18112465
    woops, had other pic first, then forgot to change text when I found better pic. I am so derp
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)20:14 No.18112470
    and of course, cue tripping balls music
    or this
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)20:16 No.18112500
    "...Classy." Esh facepalms.

    "Oh, I think I gave him the wrong one..." Senna admits, flipping through her key ring of syringes.

    "Maybe we should get him out of here? I don't think he's going to be much use like this..." Lycheria says, poking you in the forehead, which draws no reaction.

    "The colors, duke, the colors..." Your tongue lolls off to the side of your mouth.

    "He p-probably just needs some sleep.." Mika says, tenderly closing your eyes.

    While the real planners get back to their task at hand, the girls carry your rather limp form to a different tent and lay you down on a pile of sleeping bags and pads.

    "Should we just... Leave him here, then?" Karen scratches her head, quizzically giving you another look.

    "Lets at least get him out of this armor, or he'll wake up with a sore neck." Lycheria laughs as she gets to it.

    It doesn't take the group long to get you out of your armor, in fact it hardly takes any time at all. They seem to work well together in a group.

    The girls pause at the doorway, turning back to look at you.

    "Get some sleep." Senda says quietly.

    You sit up in bed quite suddenly, your eyes alight with crackling warp energy.

    "No one sleeps tonight."

    "Max what are you..."

    "Activate tentacle dicks." You say, staring blankly forwards.

    "Haha, oh Max get some... Good gods he isn't kidding, look out!!!"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:17 No.18112521
    > "Activate tentacle dicks."

    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)20:17 No.18112526
    I have...no idea at all to what is happening...

    Is it HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE or not? I have...no clue at all...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:17 No.18112527
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    Tentacle dicks. I knew we'd get here eventually.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:18 No.18112531
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    >"Activate tentacle dicks."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:19 No.18112547
    Is the Tentacle Dicks fucking all of our Waifu's simultaneous gonna be the cannon harem end?

    It better be.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/26/12(Sun)20:21 No.18112560
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    What do i keep telling you all? the HUETRAIN has no brakes!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:21 No.18112562
    Oh jesus, the lack of substantial HUE HUE HUE in the last few threads was for this. It was all being saved for this.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)20:22 No.18112569
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    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)20:22 No.18112576
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    This can only end in HUE!
    >> Brick 02/26/12(Sun)20:23 No.18112586
    That's the whole point. Are you REALLY being trolled or not.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:24 No.18112595
    Hoping for hue hue or hallucination. If not, it would be screwed on so many levels.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)20:25 No.18112604

    Which is why I LOVE IT!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)20:25 No.18112612
    With a satisfied groaning stretch, you emerge from the tent at long last. Its a new day entirely, a fresh morning dew adorning the ground.

    "A great day for a final battle." You admit, cherishing the sunrise.

    A groggy torrent of curses and complaints follows as you fling open the rest of the windows with a flourish of your mind powers.

    The girls all look incredibly tired, exhausted even.

    "Haha, what got into you all last night? Stay up doing boring plans and whatnot? I slept great!" You snatch a cup of coffee from a passing servitor and take a long sip out of the Blood Ravens mug.

    "What got into us? What GOT INTO US?!?!?" Esh fumes.

    "Quit complaining bitch, you know you liked it." Kaleshi smirks from behind her Sudoku book, adjusting her glasses.

    None of this registers with you, too enthralled with the happenings of the camp around you. The whole army is mobilizing, and by army, you mean everybody.

    Orkz are helping Guardsmen load up shells, Eldar and Tau are discussing something... This is a scene that a few weeks ago, would have been an utter impossibility.

    "Well hat-chan, its been a fun ride hasn't it buddy?"

    "Max, we need to talk."

    "Talk? Why?"

    "Dude, I'm pretty sure that was some crazy Slaaneshi shit last night, I'm kind of concerned for you, as a friend."

    "Ah, don't fret little buddy, it will all work out."

    "Max, who are you talking to?" A familiar voice asks from beside you.

    "Huh? Oh, sup Eight, didn't see you there. My hat."

    "Your... Hat?"

    "My hat."

    "...Right. Well you should get your group moving, we're heading for point Alpha in half an hour."
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    >2:50 onward


    This is the greatest shit I've ever heard.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)20:27 No.18112626
    Welp, I suppose the favour of slaanesh is not that bad...
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/26/12(Sun)20:28 No.18112634
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    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)20:28 No.18112635
    Hat-kun...how I love thee...

    I remember fondly how you were introduced right before almost getting eaten by a genestealer....Max and Hat-kun have both gone long way since then.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:28 No.18112636
    I've never played the games and I think all of the music is just amazing.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:29 No.18112643
    > what got into you

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:30 No.18112649
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    an orgy we don't remember
    the horror. the horror.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:30 No.18112653
    Yeah, I had expected worse... Especially how he/she/it keeps having orgy contests with Doomrider, one would think that what happened last night would have been nothing to him.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:30 No.18112658
    >no, max. you are the hue
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:30 No.18112659

    You mean the orgy that wasn't described? Oh, Papa, why withhold the HUE?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:30 No.18112662
    I'm just sad that we won't get a play-by-play of that amazing orgy. It's not every day we get blessed with tentacle Dicks.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:35 No.18112708
    That, is my fetish. In the name of Slaanesh, i request more tentacles.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:36 No.18112714
    If you so like it, you could ask Slaanesh for it to be permanent for the harem ending.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)20:36 No.18112717
    Papa-N will probably save that for overtime.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)20:36 No.18112719
    "Point Alpha... Point Alpha... Why does that sound familiar?" You rub your chin in thought.

    "Ah well, it probably isn't important anyways. Hey girls! Get up, its time to go fight!"

    "How can you be so awake? You didn't even sleep at all last night!" Ailia laments as she pulls on her pilot suit.

    "What? I slept great." You shake your head with a chucke. Tau aren't great at jokes.

    "Whatever, lets just get this over with." Esh grunts, hefting her spear and walking out past you.

    "I am so ready for this!" Kaleshi booms, sprinting out after her, already adorned in her armor and chainaxe in hand.

    The rest of the girls file out, most looking quite tired.

    "I-Its not that I mind, but that was k-kinda w-weird..." Mika says as she stops in front of you, before looking you in the eyes, giving a small squeal, and running off to go find Rex and her Stormblade.

    "Well dude, it's been one hell of a wave." The Emperor walks up next to you and claps you on the shoulder.

    "No matter how this goes down man, you've made me proud."

    "Thanks Emps."

    He gives you a thumbs-up before walking toward a group of very tough looking armor clad bad asses who present him his flaming sword.

    Well, now you are all set for this final battle. Knowing that, you hop onto the nearest tank and stand upon it, folding your arms defiantly.

    "Right then you lot, lets get it on."

    "That's cool and all, bro, but we aren't your ride." Helena sighs.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:36 No.18112722
    Flashbacks. Just saying. Don't count your lack of chickens while still holding the eggs.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:38 No.18112738
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    But I can't do overtime! It's already 1:36 and I'm trading the bulk of my sleep for some HLQ before work.

    >MFW no description of the Harem orgy
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:40 No.18112756
    Must get riding onto huge tank.

    Also, we can bet on the partridges trying to steal our thunder at the end of this battle.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:40 No.18112757
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    max doesn't remember the orgy. worse than if it didn't happen. imagine waking up to a 10/10 would bang leaving your room saying, 'thanks for last night'. first thing you'd say is 'waitwhatcomeback!'

    i've got 3 days i've lost due to injury-related amnesia. been years, don't think i'm getting them back. oh well. max (hopefully) can re-create the memory. sans pentacle rex.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:41 No.18112761
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    >"I am so ready for this!" Kaleshi booms, sprinting out after her, already adorned in her armor and chainaxe in hand.


    I love aggressive women.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:41 No.18112763
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    Bah, it's 2:40 here, I got the liquor and I'll do my best to stay awake until the first light of the morning tenderly touches my face.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:41 No.18112771
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    full marks, would rage again
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:42 No.18112783
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    its hue by not showing hue
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)20:43 No.18112796
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    We have a techpriest girlfriend with a Stormblade. They try that shit, they get 'vaped.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)20:43 No.18112797
    "I can ride with whoever I damn well please." You frown.

    "Yeah, but we are the ambush group, not the point Alpha crew."


    "And you specifically said you were heading to point Alpha, not get off of my tank!"

    Helena wings a wrench at you, which bounces harmlessly off of your pauldron.

    "Pfft, whatever, this tank isn't cool enough for me anyways." You stick out your tongue and hop down.

    "Cool story bro."

    Both of you make faces at each other for a minute.

    "...But make sure you come back alive." Helena adds as you turn to go.

    "I always do, don't I?" You grin.

    "Don't soil your record now then." She frowns, before closing her eyes, sighing, and then smiling at you, "I'll come kick your ass back alive if I have to."

    "I won't need it, this shit is in the bag." With one last wave, you head off toward the...

    [ ] Tau

    [ ] Eldar

    [ ] Dark Eldar

    [ ] Daemons

    [ ] Orks

    [ ] Admech

    [ ] Necrons

    [ ] Sisters of Battle
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:43 No.18112801

    I'm tempted. I have some kind of unknown alcohol my flatmate's BF left here. I don't know what it is, neither does he. An unlabeled jar containing something sweet... like a red-grape mead or something. It's quite tasty, and very, very strong.

    I have the rest of that bottle and HLQ. FUCK IT, WHO NEEDS SLEEP ANYWAY
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:43 No.18112802
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:44 No.18112807
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:44 No.18112814
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:44 No.18112817

    >[x] Daemons

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:44 No.18112818
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/26/12(Sun)20:44 No.18112819
    Oh god that image.
    Why am I laughing so hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:45 No.18112824
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)20:45 No.18112833
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    and yes this is "The Vote" So incoming samefag storm

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:45 No.18112837
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:46 No.18112840
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    That is superb.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:46 No.18112842

    [x] Eldar

    Illum Zar, here I come!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:46 No.18112844
    [x] Eldar
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:46 No.18112847
    rolled 15 = 15

    [ ] eldar
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:47 No.18112855
    She Cooks!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:47 No.18112857
    >[X] Daemons
    Kaleshi for waifu
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:47 No.18112860
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:47 No.18112862
    rolled 13 = 13

    Dark Eldar.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:48 No.18112868
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    Admech. Mika for Preside... I mean, inquisitorial inspection!
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)20:48 No.18112869

    SO we can get close to the "Greater Goods" that Alilia so generously have given us before.

    And good tech allows us to monitor the battlefield much easier.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:48 No.18112870
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    [x] Daemons

    Three for the price of one!

    You can't beat that deal!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)20:48 No.18112871
    9am tomorrow? Fuck that. Britfags don't need sleep...
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)20:49 No.18112879
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    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)20:49 No.18112880
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    [ ] Admech
    I propose that they have encored an ancient relic from the past, which is a titan that was supposed to be used to liberate a certain planet by the Traitor Legions during the Horus Heresy, but due to random exterminatus of said planet, it never saw the bright of day until now... Due to its programming, it still believes it is the Horus Heresy and shouts blatant pro Imperium propaganda
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:49 No.18112883
    [x] Elfdar
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:49 No.18112887
    >[x] Daemons
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:49 No.18112891
    [checkmark] Admech
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:49 No.18112892
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    What? so much love for mika in the threads, but when it comes to it everyone abandons her?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:49 No.18112898
    Dark Eldar!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:50 No.18112902
    [X] Daemons, betch!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)20:50 No.18112904
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:50 No.18112907

    (I like how all the namefags went for admech)
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:50 No.18112908
    Eldar or Deamons
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:50 No.18112912
    [✓] Admech
    ride into battle on eleven barrels of hell
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:50 No.18112913
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    That's the spirit! Victory or death!
    ... but please, let the story part be over at, like, 5 am GMT.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:51 No.18112915
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    No Ra'alman?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:51 No.18112916

    Looks like it'll be a threeway between admech, eldar, and daemons.

    Mmmmm, threeway.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:51 No.18112918
    So much samefag happening here.
    Still, [Admech]!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/26/12(Sun)20:51 No.18112926
    Daemons have my vote. Doomrider man, doomrider.
    Think about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:52 No.18112934
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:52 No.18112936
    nver mind i change to demons
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:52 No.18112937
    I reckon she'll show up eventually.
    [lolspoilers]she's Papa's waifu after all[/lolspoilers]
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)20:52 No.18112941
    Switches and cords, my friend, switches and cords.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:52 No.18112945
    rolled 4 = 4

    Dark Eldar!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:52 No.18112946


    The harem orgy probably took place in her stomach, or something. We don't know yet.

    Papa, the orgy was a long time coming. Difficult as it may be, I'm expecting Suzy Q's Party Game level of erotic. No pressure.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:53 No.18112948
    Tau, Jubllies man, she's got great jubblies.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)20:53 No.18112951

    True...what happend to HORA HORA?
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)20:53 No.18112952

    [ x ] Daemons
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:53 No.18112953
    rolled 9 = 9

    Daemons it is.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:53 No.18112959
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    Already voted, just showing my love for mika.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:53 No.18112961

    fucked up quote im thes and i change to demons
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:53 No.18112962
    rolled 14 = 14

    Eldar of a non-light hue!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:54 No.18112964
    I've personally voted no less than a half dozen times.

    And for all sorts of different candidates.

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)20:54 No.18112966
    >all this samefagging


    Now I think its an Eldar/Admech/Daemon tie

    Should I roll a 1d3 to break the tie?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:54 No.18112972
    Tzeentch has blessed us this day!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:55 No.18112978
    rolled 5 = 5

    Non-light eldar!
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)20:55 No.18112980
    Yes, but please put admech on spot 1 and then roll 1d1.

    But yeah, tie breaker is needed I guess...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:55 No.18112981
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)20:55 No.18112982
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:55 No.18112988
    Esh, she cooks, she teaches us psyker powers, she's going to be awefully lonely on the craftworld after having fallen in love with a mon-keigh.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)20:55 No.18112990
    Yes. In alphabetical order
    1. Admech,
    2. Daemons
    3. Eldar
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:56 No.18112999
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    DO IT.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)20:56 No.18113003
    rolled 2 = 2

    1 = Admech
    2 = Daemons
    3 = Eldar
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:56 No.18113005
    looks like daemons are winning
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:56 No.18113007
    rolled 16 = 16

    Dark Eldar!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:56 No.18113008
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    Nice. This is only my third.

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:56 No.18113009
    By the Slaaneshi dubs, daemons.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:57 No.18113011
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:57 No.18113013
    rolled 9 = 9

    Dark Eldar for the d20 god!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)20:57 No.18113022
    Do it. But tau results should clearly be ignored.
    >> Mr. Smile !!oX1l5raus0j 02/26/12(Sun)20:57 No.18113024
    Daemon, it must be.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)20:58 No.18113028
    hey servitor chicks need love too, i mean how can you say no to this? >>18111670
    or even this >>18112880
    Who doesn't want a giant ass humanoid titan with super las cannon eyes and can chuck Deathstrike missiles like footballs?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:58 No.18113031
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    Everything went better than expected.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:58 No.18113032
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    I know this is a bold request, but could you... write endings for all three of them? Pwetty pwease? I'd hate to not see an ending with Esh.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:58 No.18113040
    tzeentch was with us on that one
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)20:59 No.18113051
    Have to agree with this guy though.
    Pity the DE twins will not feature however...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:00 No.18113055
    yay for demons, but i still expect at least shortish what ifs for the other top 3 endings
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)21:00 No.18113061
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    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)21:01 No.18113077

    Why does HL quest fail to deliver its nat 1's on this crucial moment?


    Oh well... I guess it's ok. If we get to see nyx again!

    >Captcha:thdtiti have
    Yes captcha, they sure have the tities.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)21:02 No.18113089
    Not true, though I was late to the voting I will admit.
    Because Kaleshi is far superior to Mika?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:03 No.18113098

    "You know me, how could I say no to drugs, booze, and crazy women?"

    "HAHA, TOO RIGHT!" You and Doomrider brofist.

    "I was wondering when you would show up." Kaleshi smirks.

    "Ara, did you miss these that much?" Nyx asks, attempting to reveal her cleavage before realizing her armor doesn't allow... Wait, apparently it does.

    "I am going to kill... So much shit... And I'm going to love it!" Lilith exclaims, blazing with crazy warp energy from her miniature armor.

    "Well she certainly seems excited..."

    "All the Slaanesh forces are fired up for some reason, even the big... it, itself seems to be ready."


    "Rea~~lllyyy..." Slaanesh says as it runs its hands down your pauldrons from behind, before leaning forward to whisper in your ear.

    "What you did last night... That was art, pure art."

    "Err... Thanks?"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:03 No.18113101
    *has a sad*
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:04 No.18113114
    of course and the kinky warp sex that defies the laws of nature and physics
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)21:04 No.18113119
    Well we do have a bohemian streak
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)21:04 No.18113127
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    Them's fighting words. Still, I will admit I just wanted to go into battle on Rex. Any of the three were ok with me.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:05 No.18113131
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    >"Rea~~lllyyy..." Slaanesh says as it runs its hands down your pauldrons from behind, before leaning forward to whisper in your ear.

    >"What you did last night... That was art, pure art."
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)21:05 No.18113134
    Slaanesh....didn't think of her really...

    But oh my...last night must have been a high point for her.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:06 No.18113149
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:07 No.18113163
    rolled 12 = 12

    X esh, tsunseer
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)21:07 No.18113170

    I'm afraid alpharius is right.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)21:08 No.18113174
    I calmly point out that having a titan available seems more interesting than having our dick magiccally warped off.

    But yeah, I wouldn't have been able to choose between Daemons and Eldar myself though.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/26/12(Sun)21:08 No.18113176
    Here to an ending with Esh

    Our first true waifu.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:10 No.18113207

    I think, really, it boils down to Esh and Kaleshi. There can only really be one, methinks.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:10 No.18113219
    >I might eventually get around to a Mika and Esh end, might not be tonight though, but who knows. Not surprised it came down to these 3 choices.

    "Should I be concerned at all, in the slightest?"

    "Depends, do you like tentacles?" Lilith asks.


    "Well then maybe." Nyx grins.

    "I am so lost."

    "Well you had better find yourself and quick, because its time for SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!" Kaleshi raises her axe, revving it hard. The whole of the Chaos forces roars at her gesture, from the largest of daemon prince to the smallest of chaos spawn.

    "Quite an impressive force we have here." You muse.

    "Fuck yeah it is, we run this shit." Kaleshi grins, putting on a pair of sunglasses before slipping a pair onto you.

    Nyx gently places a fat stogie in your mouth, which Lilith lights with a bit of daemonic fire.

    "Swag." You grin from your position atop the twin linked chaos landraider limousine.

    "Pure swag."

    With the armored fist of Chaos, your chosen army leads the assault. Ahead of you, far off in the distance, the forces of Malal wait. Even from here you can see the smog rising above their army.

    "Punk ass doesn't stand a chance." You grin.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:11 No.18113229
    the dice gods have already decided
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)21:12 No.18113246
    >twin linked chaos landraider limousine
    Fucking Swag
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:12 No.18113253

    >"Swag." You grin from your position atop the twin linked chaos landraider limousine.

    I have no face that can reflect my reaction at this singular level of awesome.
    >> AKA the artist formerly known as Spawn_more_synaps Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)21:12 No.18113259
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    >MFW I miss most of the thread!!!

    Narrator: Morgan Freeman
    Max: Steven Bulm
    Fem Max/Helena: Nicole Sullivan
    Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
    Ailia: Tara Strong
    Esh: Grey DeLisle
    Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
    Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
    Lilith: Kathleen Barr
    Nyx: Cree Summer
    Tonya: Francesca Smith
    Mika: Andrea Libman
    Karen: Olivia D'Abo
    Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
    Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
    Nurgle: John DiMaggio
    Slaanesh: Tim Curray
    Khorn: Keith David
    Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
    Warboss: John DiMaggio
    Emperor(Casual): Andrew Stanton
    Emperor(Serious): Peter Cullen
    Malice: Frank Welker
    DarkHammer: Tony Jay
    Kais: Scott McNeal
    8: Phil Lamar
    Niut: Emilie-Claire Barlow
    Vect: J.K. Simmons
    Ra'alman(before): Ian Holm
    Ra’alman(after): Tricia Helfer
    H Jon Benjamin: Teach
    Tankered: Brian Blessed
    Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
    Creed: Liam Neson
    Bjorn: Patrick Warburton
    Horus: David Kaye
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:13 No.18113264
    Why is there never a drawfag around when you need one?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:13 No.18113266
    i came
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:13 No.18113274
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    Since it's decided now, will you reveal your personal favourite waifu? Also, by the Emperor, if there is no Esh ending, I shall write it myself, dammit!
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)21:16 No.18113319
    So...no Admech?
    >> El_Nazgir 02/26/12(Sun)21:16 No.18113323
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    Thank you for the awesome, but I must go to sleep now. Thank you for the awesome post, and I am at least expecting some kind of epilogue. KEEP THE AWESOME GOING MAN!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:16 No.18113327
    rolled 7 = 7

    yes, who was the waifu you were rooting for, papa-n?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:17 No.18113351
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    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/26/12(Sun)21:18 No.18113356
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    This is gonna be good.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:18 No.18113360
    My personal favorite? I don't even know if I have one. Either Esh because tsundere, Kaleshi because agressive and fun, or Mika for dat HNNGGG. Also twins for shenanigans. Really I like them all.

    If I had to pick one and only one... Mika because heart attacks and delicious shyness.

    Close 2nd is Esh for crippling tsundere weakness

    Close 3rd Kaleshi for just being her.

    I was fine with any of them winning, really.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:18 No.18113362
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    NO! it's not over! it's not it's not it's not!

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:19 No.18113382
    ...That looks Neil Cicieraga's writing. Is that his sister?
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)21:20 No.18113391
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    We share tastes comrade. Mika if only one, but fine with any of the three.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:21 No.18113406
    dunno i just found it and had to have it
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:21 No.18113412
    I finally get caught up on HL last night, get home from work to check out the thread, and find out its already decided?

    > NOOOOOOOOO.gif
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)21:22 No.18113422
    I must sleep.
    So us proud, kick malal where it hurts and be the big damn hero.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:22 No.18113429
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    Funny, my preference is that order in reverse.

    >MFW I will never find a girl like Kaleshi
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)21:23 No.18113442
    I have to agree, though slip the twins in as joint with esh.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)21:23 No.18113443
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    >MFW there will never be an adorable Tyranid girl
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:25 No.18113470
    Know what?

    I'm ok with this, let's have this be canon.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)21:25 No.18113475
    You bastard.
    Now post the actual post, I can't sleep after this.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:25 No.18113477
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    Those last fantasies marked the death of guardsman Maximus Decarus. As he lay in the mud, dying from the grievous wounds he had suffered, he dreamed of better times. Perhaps, this was his own way of forgiving the enemies he had fought in his short life; or maybe, like many other guardsmen, just dreamed of peace.

    The Imperium of man is a vast ocean of humanity, so much so that even the annihilation of an entire regiment may go unnoticed by the high lords of Terra. The report received by astronomicon read that day:
    "All quite on the western fringe"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:26 No.18113490
    what there was a papa post then there wasnt im so confused
    all quiet on the western fringe
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:27 No.18113505

    Huehuehue, right? RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:27 No.18113507
    now youre just fucking with me
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)21:27 No.18113516


    You delete that right now and do it right!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:28 No.18113519
    fuck! what did i miss
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:28 No.18113522
    Idiots who don't know what a trip looks like.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:28 No.18113525
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    Way to bring the mood down, boyo.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:29 No.18113550
    shit you shame me sir i dont usually read the trip
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:29 No.18113558
    "Gentleman, its time." You tell the Noisemarines occupying the top of the vehicle as an honor guard.

    "By your command."


    The Noisemarines raise their weapons, and play the song of battle.

    "...What is that, what are you playing?!"

    "The song you told us to play."

    "That sounds like a mariachi band."

    "Si senior."


    Your massive landraider eats up the terrain until it stops with a gasping hiss.

    Before you, sprawling as far as the eye can see, the forces of Malal.

    The warped, skeletal bodies of marines, long since dead, standing in their ragged armor. Unspeakable beasts ten men high with gnashing bleached bone skulls and black soulless eyes.

    "So, Commissar, at long last it comes to this!" Abbadon shouts at you, slipping off of his own landraider.

    You match him, and both of you approach to within a foot of the other.

    "You remember the rules?" He asks, gesturing at his second man, a chaos sorcerer.

    "I did not." You nod.

    "YOU READY TO GET THIS ON, SHITBAG?" Doomrider asks, spinning his axe around in his hand easily.

    "Good thing I didn't have to."

    "Well than, its time." Abbadon sneers, drawing his terror sword from its sheath.

    "Oh yeah, motherfucker, its go time."

    1d20 for initiative
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)21:30 No.18113559
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:30 No.18113562
    That said, (Yes I know it isn't Papa), but the part of me that is addicted to horrible, grimdark, deeply tearjerking endings will always hang onto that as a possible canon.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)21:30 No.18113564
    you make a good point.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:30 No.18113573
    I better get a fucking Esh ending
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)21:31 No.18113581
    holy shit, for a while I have been thinking that all this time it was just fantasies max was playing through his mind while dying, that it was all made up and he just imagined it all, either from being delirious from the pain or just to comfort himself while dying.... Papa, are you a mind reading wizard? Granted I'm having a feeling that this is some delicious trolling by your hand...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:31 No.18113586
    >stealing my hue out from under me
    Should have waited man, ah well, you still got some of em.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:31 No.18113588
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    rolled 16 = 16


    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)21:31 No.18113591
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:31 No.18113593
    rolled 19 = 19

    Welp. Time to get this fight started.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/26/12(Sun)21:32 No.18113598
    rolled 16 = 16

    Dice gods, guide my hand...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:32 No.18113599
    rolled 4 = 4

    ... i'm rolling in a HLQ thread! 1 in 4 chance to get a 1 on a d20!
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)21:32 No.18113600
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    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:32 No.18113601
    rolled 8 = 8

    max is the best fighter
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:32 No.18113609
    rolled 14 = 14

    heh pandora picks now to play symphony of destruction, fitting
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:33 No.18113614
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:33 No.18113616
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    worth the ban
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:33 No.18113617
    rolled 4 = 4

    Hidden Power Fist!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:33 No.18113620
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    rolled 6 = 6

    Let's do this, Failbaddon.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:33 No.18113625
    rolled 14 = 14


    lets roll
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:33 No.18113627
    rolled 17 = 17

    spanish characters in the legit side of the captcha
    guess captcha likes mariachis too
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)21:33 No.18113628
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    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:34 No.18113632
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:35 No.18113647
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    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:35 No.18113649
    i call bullshit
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:35 No.18113651
    rolled 1 = 1

    2 Hidden Power Fist!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:35 No.18113653
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    Our flesh may fail, but our deeds echo in the halls of eternity!
    >pic related
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)21:36 No.18113658

    Mouse over the name, bro. This is HLQ, what did you expect?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:36 No.18113660
    Fixing this.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)21:36 No.18113669
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:37 No.18113674
    rolled 8 = 8

    I hate my life ;_;
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)21:37 No.18113675
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:37 No.18113676
    rolled 15 = 15


    >"That sounds like a mariachi band."

    Also, rolling for awesome.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)21:37 No.18113682
    rolled 11 = 11

    Dice gods guide my codices! I mean dice!
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)21:39 No.18113702


    I'll subdivide the page and move everything else in when this is finished, 'k? Well, I'll try, anyway. Then it's enshrined, immutably, in /tg/ lore. Max Decarius, and the Little Inquisitor Who Could.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:40 No.18113712
    >the Little Inquisitor Who Could

    New title for the quest. HLQ is good, but that's better
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)21:40 No.18113716

    Señor Max, Señor Max! You forgot your Taco
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:41 No.18113720

    I'd help you if I could... well, could I? There's not much for me to do now between semesters anyway.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)21:41 No.18113721
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)21:41 No.18113728
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    Forgot the image
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:41 No.18113735
    Abbadon gets the first swing in, his sword missing your face by a mere millimeter. His fist, however, collides with your skull.

    This forces you to jump back to avoid another slash, and to juke again to dodge the incoming fist combo.

    "Man you really are a cunt, you know that?" You ask, wiping the blood from your mouth.

    "And soon you shall be dead and all will be well!" Abbadon shouts, striking again, this time his sword nicking your left pauldron as you roll to avoid it.

    You notice Doomrider easily dispatched of the Chaos sorcerer, against the rules or not as both you and Abbadon still stand.

    Abbadon seems to have seen that as well, and in his moment of hesitation you strike. Your axe lodges itself in his terminator armor, sinking into his pauldron where it gets stuck.

    "Guh!" You leap backwards to avoid another attack, and draw your last remaining melee weapon. The sword of Nurgle.

    "Time to die, human!" Abbadon yells with a massive downswing. You raise your own blade, which meets his. Sparks of chaos energies ignite along the edges of the swords, and you struggle against his size and strength.

    [ ] Fus Roh Dah

    [ ] Kick him in the nads

    [ ] Lasfinger to the knee
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)21:42 No.18113738
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    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:42 No.18113740
    Holy shit guys, I just realized.

    When HLQ stops, all the bad rolls that have thus far been contained in this one thread will end up spreading everywhere, no quest will be safe!
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)21:42 No.18113750

    I kind of hoped someone else would do it, but then as it goes, "if you want something done, do it yourself."

    Look at how it's formatted in the Editing, that's important, otherwise the Wiki format scrunches it all up into a single block, no line breaks. It's a mess, which means straight copy/pasting doesn't work, you have to edit it manually, line by line.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:43 No.18113753
    >the Little Inquisitor Who Could

    I like this, I like it a lot. Don't worry too much about the page, this time of year is hektik skids for everyone, myself included.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:44 No.18113762
    rolled 16 = 16


    [x] Fus Roh Dah

    The old standby.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:44 No.18113764

    Noscope Kneecap his ass. We are going to make this long. . . epic. . . and really fucking humiliating
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/26/12(Sun)21:44 No.18113765
    rolled 17 = 17

    Well here we fucking go.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:44 No.18113767
    He's wearing armor which I presume also has a codpiece, so...
    >lasfinger to the knee
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)21:44 No.18113773
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    What do you mean? He got lots of Tacos last night!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:44 No.18113774
    >[X] Kick him in the nads

    How could we resist?
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)21:44 No.18113777
    [ x ] Lasfinger to the knee
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:44 No.18113778

    Whoops, forgot to turn off the dice
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)21:45 No.18113780
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    rolled 8 = 8

    We are Dragonborn! None can stand before us! Our voice is power! FUS RO DAH!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:45 No.18113781
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    i support this
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:45 No.18113783
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    >Kick him in the nads
    haven't done that yet, i think
    he'll never expect it!
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)21:45 No.18113787

    >[x] Fus Roh Dah


    Cheers. I know I need to get around to doing it but something always gets in the way. I suppose when it's complete I'll get it done proper.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:45 No.18113789

    Well, I had some experience while working for the Crazy Hassan and Warhammer High threads - I'll have a look, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:46 No.18113792
    [x] Lasfinger to the knee
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:46 No.18113802
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:46 No.18113803
    [✓] Lasfinger to the knee
    i used to command chaos legions... then i took a lasfinger to the knee
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 02/26/12(Sun)21:46 No.18113809
    Abaddon used to be a Chaos Warmaster... then he took:
    [x] A las shot to the knee.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:48 No.18113825
    I assume his armor protects him from kicks to the lads.

    Which is why we have to do it REALLY FUCKING HARD.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:48 No.18113827
    rolled 5 = 5

    [ ] Kick him in the nads
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)21:48 No.18113831
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    [X] Kick him in the nads

    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)21:49 No.18113838
    [X] Lasfinger to the knee
    followed by
    [X] Kick him in the nads
    Followed by
    [X] Fus Roh Dah

    When we beat him, we shall make Abaddon Ra'alman's pet!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:50 No.18113845
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    >purity seal tacos

    Until the start of my next quest at least, which will probably be after my spring break. GF's parents bought me and her a ticket to my place in Florida which was too nice of them and kind of awkward but I'll enjoy fishing my vacation away.

    I would try to work on it, but I have 0 knowledge of wikithings and I'd probably fuck it all up.

    You do the only thing you can think of at that moment, and extend your finger.

    The las blast catches Abbadon right where he would least expect it.

    "Ow you fuck! That was my knee!!!"

    Abbadon breaks the weapon lock to fall back, giving his knee a look. Sure enough, there is a nasty fresh hole through it.

    "Serves you right, bitch." You raise your sword yet again, giving him no quarter.

    "So, one shall live and the other shall fall. Today, you die!" He screams, collapsing to the ground.

    "Malal, I implore thee! I choose now to ascend!"

    Before your very eyes, Abbadon starts to change...
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)21:50 No.18113854

    Easier to divert him to one side with a knee shot. Also, joints are easier to penetrate than codpieces.

    Cap him in the knee!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:51 No.18113861

    I knew there was something missing from Max's armor.

    He never ran into the Angry Marines and got a set of Power Feet for ball kicking.
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)21:51 No.18113872

    He could even


    (the nads)

    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)21:52 No.18113876

    Abort mission.

    Abort mission!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)21:52 No.18113877
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    [ ] Kick him in the ands
    We shall rustle his jimmies so hard, everyone will have their jimmies rustled
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:52 No.18113880
    interrupt that transformation with a codpiece-denting punt
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)21:53 No.18113892
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    I think it's time we showed Failbaddon exactly what we thought of him
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:54 No.18113902

    Wait until he goes all demony, then he won't have a codpiece to stop our mighty foot of justice.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:54 No.18113905

    coming from someone who played pokemon

    Just push '/b/'
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:55 No.18113913
    Drop kick him in the dick before he finishes transforming.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)21:56 No.18113929
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:56 No.18113933
    >KS reaction image

    So who was your waifu Papa?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:56 No.18113937
    so what go demon prince mode too
    failing that hes weakest during his transformation kill him with a power Swiss army knife
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)21:57 No.18113945
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    [X] Kick 'em in the nads
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:57 No.18113957
    rolled 17 = 17

    imperial righteousness a'la foot to the groin
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)21:58 No.18113968
    >so what go demon prince mode too

    This isn't outside the realm of possibility, methinks. Let's face it, we are the Avatar of Slaanesh.... I say break out the Bear Leaves.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)21:58 No.18113969
    You rush up to him and kick him square in the balls, but the foot, it does nothing!

    "HAHAHAHA! Now, Commissar, witness the doom of mortals!" Abbadon roars, rising to his full height, easily four times your own.

    "Man, that is some cheating bullshit right there." You groan, noting now how outclassed you might be.

    "Well, seems a good a time as any!" Kaleshi yells, leaping onto Abbadon from behind and burrowing her chainaxe into his neck.

    The Daemon prince that was Abbadon swats at her, but she is too fast to be struck.

    "My, it looks like I'll have to get dirty after all. Pity, blood all over my clean armor." Nyx says, tight lipped and for the first time that you've ever seen... Angry?

    "Witness the power of decay!" She cries, raising her arms. All at once, the ground erupts into hives of swarming black insects. The bugs bombard Abbadon, and though he swings at them, his attacks do nothing to stop their assault.

    Lilith stomps once, and tentacles shoot from the mouths of the hives, lashing themselves around Abbadon's limbs.

    "Now, Max! Hit him now!"

    1d20 for finishing move
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:59 No.18113981
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:00 No.18113988
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:00 No.18113990
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:00 No.18113991
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    Negative, just impacted on the surface
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:00 No.18113993
    rolled 18 = 18


    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:00 No.18113996
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)22:01 No.18114000
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    rolled 17 = 17

    FUS RO DAH his face off!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:01 No.18114001
    rolled 9 = 9


    Shit yeah let's ice dis bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:01 No.18114002
    rolled 19 = 19


    rolling for FFVII Style Omnislash
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:01 No.18114004
    rolled 9 = 9

    once more with FEELING!
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)22:01 No.18114005
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    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:01 No.18114008
    rolled 19 = 19

    Lets see if I got this right.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:01 No.18114009
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Dice+1d20 02/26/12(Sun)22:02 No.18114018

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:02 No.18114023
    rolled 17 = 17

    >Plaugesword omnislash

    Mite be cool
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)22:02 No.18114024
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:02 No.18114025

    And an Omnislash. . .
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:02 No.18114030
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    rolled 12 = 12

    Step up.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:02 No.18114033
    rolled 9 = 9

    4x bigger than us? joint in the hip/knee armor, all we gotta do is scratch 'em
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:02 No.18114034
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:02 No.18114035
    rolled 10 = 10

    for teh emprah
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:03 No.18114040
    Finally some decent rolls.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:03 No.18114041
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:03 No.18114043

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:03 No.18114044
    rolled 14 = 14

    fuck your noko
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:03 No.18114046
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:04 No.18114049
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    We never asked for that roll
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:05 No.18114060
    rolled 7 = 7

    here goes.
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)22:05 No.18114062
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    rolled 14 = 14


    >noko roll
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:05 No.18114066
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:05 No.18114068
    rolled 12 = 12

    Fuck it Imma roll again.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:06 No.18114075

    i lol'd
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:06 No.18114080
    With everything you've got, sword raised above your head, battlecry echoing across the field, you jump.

    Sailing with all the fury of the Emperor, the chaos gods, the Angry marines... Channeling the rage of Fucklaw himself, you fly.

    Abbadon swings out at you in one last attempt, his sword drawing nearer and nearer...

    A crack, and his hand explodes in a torrent of black ooze.

    "You're all clear kid, now lets blow this thing so we can go home!" Eight yells through the vox.

    "There can be...!" You land on Abbadon's chest, sword raised.

    "ONLY ONEEEE!!!!!" With that last shout, you swing with every ounce of might you can muster.

    The plaguesword buries itself into the pale white flesh, black blood spraying forth as it digs deeper and deeper. Abbadon screams, you scream, everyone screams for ice cream.

    Until, with a jerk of freedom, the blade exits the other side. The wave of black blood washes over you, and you raise your sword, basking in it.

    Malal's chaos forces appear quite flustered, hanging back.

    "Good show, for a human. Pity it matters little." Horus says, knocking aside several chaos marines as he steps forward.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:08 No.18114100
    rolled 17 = 17

    Oh right.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)22:08 No.18114105
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    rolled 18 = 18

    Rolln' for this guy to pop out and shank Horus
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:08 No.18114106
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:08 No.18114108
    rolled 10 = 10


    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:09 No.18114112
    Boss fight stage two, le'go.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)22:10 No.18114122
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    rolled 7 = 7

    If we're finishing him, we do this old school style
    LP LP -> LK HP
    Raging Demon biatch!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:10 No.18114123
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    With the force of a thousand sons, I shall smite you!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:10 No.18114129
    rolled 7 = 7


    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:11 No.18114142
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    May Based God grant his powers to Max
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:11 No.18114145
    rolled 18 = 18

    round two, fight!
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)22:11 No.18114147
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    >Mfw I'm listening to Nero, as the song says 'Doomsday' as I read the sword being brought down

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:12 No.18114153
    rolled 17 = 17

    rolling for instant hell murder! murderous intent! kill this asshole so hard he dies to death!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)22:12 No.18114155
    rolled 20 = 20

    Horus I mean
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:12 No.18114160
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    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)22:13 No.18114178
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    You glorious bastard. Dat roll.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:13 No.18114181

    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)22:13 No.18114182
    Oh fuck yea, papa, por favor make this so! Lets get some Akuma in this bitch!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:14 No.18114188
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    Ai'ght Horus, let's see what you got.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)22:15 No.18114200
    rolled 11 = 11

    Still prefer DOOMRIDER shanking Horus in the balls/ running him over.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:15 No.18114201
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    Pierce Hours' Tainted soul Max. We believe in you
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:17 No.18114225
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    >Prepare yourself

    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)22:17 No.18114230
    Hell, I'd be ok if its just literally Akuma out of butt fuck no where as demon from the warp, kills Horus with his raging demon then challenges us to a duel (because clearly we are the strongest fighter around)
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:18 No.18114238
    the warp is ours to command
    your soul is gone
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:19 No.18114255

    Just wanted to say that I tried my hands on chapter 13 - is it okay this way? I didn't include the troll posts, maybe tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:20 No.18114265
    rolled 10 = 10

    Needs more rolls. We biased for terrible things to happen by continuing to roll after ones. Now to bais for gamechangers.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:20 No.18114271
    You ride Abbadon's corpse to the ground, watching with satisfaction as he head bounces once and rolls to a stop at your feet. You place one foot on it, and pose dramatically, the daemon girls at your side.

    "Leave my son to me."

    You turn, and notice the Emperor land effortlessly slightly behind you. His generally warm face and twinkling eyes are now solemn and dark.

    "I knew it would come to this again, Horus."

    "And again, you shall die."

    With a resounding boom that nearly knocks you off of your feet, the blades of Horus and the Emperor meet yet again.

    "I never wanted it to end this way!" The Emperor shouts over the din.

    "You were always a pitiful fool!" Horus cries back.

    Two daemons of Malal, jerking, skeletal things, leap from the ground. Their claws rake out at the Emperor, startling him and forcing him to dodge.

    "MAX!" Doomrider shouts.

    "Got it!"

    The two of you each pick a daemon and engage. The beast snorts and wheezes at you as it strikes, the claws scraping into your armor. A wince of pain and you realize they drew a bit of blood.

    "LOOK OUT!" Doomrider tries to warn you, but too late. A dozen Chaos marines bearing the black and white of Malice are behind you, chainswords raised...

    Until a rhythmic thumping starts to clear them out. Whipping your head around, you see Eight charging through the fury of the full on battle, a heavy bolter somehow in his grasp as he fires into the group ambushing you.

    Freed up, you strike down the daemon at last, which gives the Emperor all the room he needs.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:21 No.18114279
    With one furious thrust, he sends his sword right through Horus's own, skewering the primarch through his chest.

    "DO IT!"

    "Za warudo!" The Emperor shouts, and time freezes. In the span of a millisecond, he throws a hundred tiny knives into Horus.

    Leaping ontop of a stompa with a drum roller on it, you kick the control lever and run the dying Horus over with the massive roller.

    You, the Emperor, and Doomrider all punch the stompa until it explodes.

    "WRRRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" You, and no less than a hundred Eversors, all yell.
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)22:23 No.18114302
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    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:24 No.18114313
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    Shit just got real
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/26/12(Sun)22:25 No.18114320
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:25 No.18114322

    it's beautiful...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:26 No.18114330
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:26 No.18114331
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    At last!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:26 No.18114336
    rolled 18 = 18


    Fucking. Awesome.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)22:28 No.18114368
    shit, we just hit the limit for image replies... either way, brilliant!
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)22:28 No.18114369

    Just when I thought HLQ couldn't get any better.

    >citife heaven

    yes captcha... yes it is.

    >Dat image reply limit
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)22:28 No.18114377
    In his moment of greatest vulnerabilaty, we rebress Horus to infancy, the ultimate second chance
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:30 No.18114395

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:31 No.18114410
    That piercing scream seems to break the last of the will of Malal's forces. Leaderless now, it seems, they still try to fight on for a few moments.

    Until Eldar psychers pour on the heat, Tau let loose with some truly nasty weaponry, Mika and her Admech open up with the fury of the machine spirit.

    Dark Eldar, too fast for the lumbering Chaos marines, rip Malal's forces to bits with fast strikes. The Ork line shows no sign of breaking, protecting the Necrons behind them and allowing their devastating fire to continue unrelenting.

    Now if only there was one thing to win this all over...

    Thirty Titans and at least a hundred baneblades all rise out of the ground, and start firing.

    "I am the plan!" Creed cups his hands and shouts out over the battlefield.

    That seems to be the last straw for the forces of Malice, who start to break and route. Stupid, as that just makes them easier to chew up.

    There is no quarter, even as they run. Not a single soldier of Malal lives to see another day.

    "I can't believe we finally did it." You say, as the battlefield begins to quiet down.

    ...Until you hear a faint song, almost a whisper on the wind...

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:31 No.18114411
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:32 No.18114432
    Do we need a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:33 No.18114439
    has this been archived and i think we need a new thread
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:33 No.18114445
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:33 No.18114446
    Image limit. Your call.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:33 No.18114448
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:33 No.18114449


    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:33 No.18114450

    Get Creed to tactical genius the Partridge's drop pods right into the warp.
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)22:33 No.18114455

    Yes we do.

    If hater's gonna hate, we'll need to be able to post images.
    That, and Overtime is always best time.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)22:33 No.18114456
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 02/26/12(Sun)22:34 No.18114459
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:34 No.18114471
    Yes we do.

    That Harem ending is gonna take at least another thread worth of writing.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:34 No.18114472

    >I am the plan!
    >my face whe-
    oh you get the idea
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:35 No.18114474

    Please let us kill them Papa. Pretty please?


    Also, YES.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:35 No.18114477
    hatters gonna hat.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:35 No.18114478

    Oh god. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMqXWPZqNuc&t=1m10s all the way.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:35 No.18114483
    Well played sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:37 No.18114505
    >This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Ministry of Sound Australia Pty Ltd.
    Well that didnt seem to take long.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:37 No.18114507
    yeah i think we should kill all the partridges
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:37 No.18114508
    rolled 15 = 15

    horus aint got shit on MAXIMUS DECARUS
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:38 No.18114521
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)22:38 No.18114524

    Apparently, Haters Hated.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:39 No.18114532
    I'm going to be honest, I was kind of expecting that final fight to last WAY longer than it did. I mean, it was awesome, but pretty short for all the buildup. We've had skirmishes that lasted longer than that.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/26/12(Sun)22:39 No.18114537
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:39 No.18114540
    i lold
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/26/12(Sun)22:40 No.18114542
    Here. Official vid, apparently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8HtVFy1Qs&feature=fvst
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:40 No.18114555
    I think we'll need Blood Ravens for this part..

    Captcha: emperors. eaactio
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:41 No.18114557

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