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    47 KB Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:50 No.18015384  
    >Manipulation Specialty: Makin' people do stuff
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:51 No.18015406
    >Personality: angry

    That's it.
    >> Killy 02/19/12(Sun)14:51 No.18015407
    >fake leg x2

    character wasn't even crippled
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:52 No.18015409
    Demolitions specialty : Big ass explosions
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:52 No.18015420
    Do Anything (15)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:52 No.18015421
    Talent: Moonwalking
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:53 No.18015427
    >Drawback: Stasiphobia (The Fear of Walking)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:53 No.18015437
    >Weapon Focus (Truck Bumper)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:54 No.18015451
    >Deity: himself?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:56 No.18015467
    >Religion: Kortherine's ass

    Kortherine was the Half-Elf Bard in the party.
    And the DM let her ass grant him spells.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:56 No.18015468
    Craft (Pies)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:58 No.18015482
    Flaw: he's black

    Special ability: can pull "racist" card
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:58 No.18015488
    >stick of chalk (100)
    >rope (tons)
    >tits (2)
    >barrel backpack
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)14:59 No.18015499
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    >Race: Panda
    >Deity: Beer
    >Alignment: Beer
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:00 No.18015507
    How did that pan out?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:00 No.18015510

    You have to be prepared for these things.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:01 No.18015517
    I bet he brought PANDA-monium to your game.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:02 No.18015534
    Appearance 4 (forbidden fruit)

    The character was 12.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:02 No.18015536
    Nah, I figure he just gave them momentary paws for thought.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:03 No.18015543
    I bet it sucked sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:05 No.18015557
    I can't bear to think what he actually did in the game.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:05 No.18015559
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:05 No.18015561
    The Cleric died, and with it's only worshipper dead her ass lost all power & passed out of reality to vestige space. The epilogue involved Kortherine never being able to shit again.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:06 No.18015574
    I.. wow.
    Fucking amazing.
    Five star post.
    Right there.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:06 No.18015577
    It sounds like D&D, so I wouldn't worry too much. When a game has such black and white morality it's quite easy to conduct your character fittingly.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:06 No.18015582

    Give that player a prize.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:07 No.18015586
    So she had a metaphysical ass to begin with?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:07 No.18015592
    So she died of septic poisoning?

    That's fucking great.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:09 No.18015614
    I don't know why people still play d&d. It's just my opinion, but I prefer systems like fate and WoD. This whole thing just leaves me bamboo-zled.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:10 No.18015635
    i dont read the character sheets.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:12 No.18015657
    I believe the Cleric's worship allowed her normal (if very shapely) ass to ascend to Godhood, giving it sentience & Divine Rank (though it was a jealous & cruel God so would only rarely use this power to actually aid the party, partially because Kortherine kept sitting on it).

    After the cleric's death her ass let out a death scream (that disappointing wasn't a colossal fart) and was gone. Her back connects directly to her legs, with just nothing there.
    >> ~*~obamaniqua~*~~*~barackisha~*~ weprzzdentia ~*~unidastazeovamerikaliqua~*~ 02/19/12(Sun)15:13 No.18015668
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:13 No.18015671
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    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:15 No.18015691
    Why the hell not?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:16 No.18015697
    One guy: his characters might as well all have "Name: Not telling." written in bold.

    >Super Combo Hit: +9, 7d6+8 damage: 5/day.

    >Spells prepared: all of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:17 No.18015703

    You had fucking MacGyver in your party.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:17 No.18015709
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    >Appearance : Girl Bison
    >back of character is covered in pictures, an equal mix of Captain Harlock, Street Fighter the Movie and MLP pictures

    I don't even

    Somebody else has
    >Occupation : Player Hater
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:17 No.18015710
    why am i laughing so hard at these
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:18 No.18015720
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    >Description - David Duchovny
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:19 No.18015721
    And the DM allowed that?

    That's not broken at all....
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:19 No.18015724
    >Interest: Ice Skating (Cometary All Terrain)

    I miss my Eclipse Phase group.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:19 No.18015732
    GMing a Shadowrun game with a few buddies. For some reason, everyone has knowledge of security procedures and security design... including the guy with a Logic score of 1.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:20 No.18015737
    >Race: Bear
    >Negative Quality: Racism towards deer
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:20 No.18015738
    >Helmet: Helm made from goat scrotums (+3 to AC)

    >Weapon: Giant black dildo +9 to hit.

    .So much was wrong with that campaign.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:21 No.18015747
    Forgot to mention, this was a level 2 fighter.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:23 No.18015778
    I'd bet meeting him was a fatidic encounter.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:23 No.18015779
    Oh gods my sides
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:25 No.18015794
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    Maid character sheets shouldn't count, but a player from an old game I ran has drawn a drunken unicorn vomiting rainbows on her sheet.

    That's an old school medieval unicorn by the way.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:25 No.18015801
    Alignment: Happy.

    My DM wrote that on my sheet after our 7th session.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:26 No.18015823
    i had alignment: lawful funky
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:27 No.18015830

    Was your character happy?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:27 No.18015840
    Speak Language: Jive
    Lawful Hot Dickings/Chaotic Awesome
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:29 No.18015862

    Yes he was happy. Not even that nasty encounter with the vampire cult put a frown on his face.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:30 No.18015867
    Favored enemy: DM
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:30 No.18015870
    Its pretty tame compared to the rest of this stuff, but we did once have a character called Dirk Mc'Splosion, whose height, weight, build and, oddly, age were all stated to be 'Manly!!!'
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:30 No.18015882
    Deity: Freddy Mercury
    Appearance: Young Sean Connery, but with longer hair
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:32 No.18015897
    Alignment: Awesome Viking
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:32 No.18015903
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    Strangest ones I've seen are probably:

    >Goals - seduce The Master


    >Race : demi-pixie celestial dragon-blooded Gnome
    >Familiar : Dire polar bear mount
    >Spells : (nothing but utility spells with maximum trolling / game derailment potential)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:34 No.18015924
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    Deity: Alcohol
    Gnome drunken boxer in our 1920s rumrunning campaign.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:35 No.18015941
    >Race: Not-A-Vampire
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    >"he thinks in planck time so he can't be out-reacted...
    >...and he's a jedi
    >...with a force sense that covers a universe (that's about 100,000 galaxies wide)
    >...who was charged by God to be caretaker of the multiverse, so he can rewrite the laws of physics at a whim and can't be killed because his god-like intellect resides in another dimension that can't be accessed by mortals
    >...and your ideas are stupid by the way, I know because I'm a qualified scientist"

    Never play freeform /tg/. Even with people over 25.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:36 No.18015956
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    >seduce The Master

    Doctor, is that you?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:37 No.18015967
    This thread made me laugh...

    >Eyes: Bald
    >Hair: Only One / Red
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:37 No.18015975
    It's probably from Maid or My Life With Master.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:38 No.18015983
    I don't remember exactly what all he had, but he had a sickle that looked like, "a foot-long, serrated fish hook with a leather loop at the bottom of the handle," a motorized spool of thin, metal cable of gnomish make, and max ranks in Use Rope.

    He fully intended to use his ranks in Use Rope to set the hook in peoples' bodies and, to quote, "reel them in, especially off of high places."

    Motherfucking rogues.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:39 No.18015994
    >World Of Darkness
    >Mortal Campaign
    >Strength: 4
    >Brawl: 5
    >Merits: Boxing 4, Kung Fu 3

    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:40 No.18016010
    >Brawling Specialty: Hand-to-Hand Combat
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    >vorpal teeth

    and for an animal companion,
    >tricks/abilities: he can do a flip
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:41 No.18016020
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    >Forever alone...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:45 No.18016074
    >Knowledge (Arcana), Knowledge (Religion), Knowledge (Architecture and Engineering), Knowledge (Dungeoneering), Knowledge (Nature), Knowledge (Local), Knowledge (History), Knowledge (The Planes), Knowledge (Knowledges)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:45 No.18016077
    So, he was really fucking good in a fist fight?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:46 No.18016091
    >Ears x4,239

    The DM had said he could take an ear from any enemies we killed as trophies. For three years the Barbarian's player kept track of how many things we killed, finally revealing this fact to us when he judged his Bag of Holding to be full.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:46 No.18016093
    rolled 18 = 18

    >Knowledge (Pancakes)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:47 No.18016101
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    >Skin: Normal
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:48 No.18016104
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:48 No.18016108
    >Merits: Boxing 4, Kung Fu 3
    Could be worse. These could be reversed.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:50 No.18016127
    Isn't Kung Fu 4 the one that makes you Fist of the Motherfucking North Star?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:51 No.18016137
    It was a Dr. Who game. Luckily for us all the Master was off trolling the Doctor who (as we all know) spends his time in alternate realities judging cider making competitions in idyllic rural townships.

    Here's one from a different game:

    >Mechanical BEEEEEES (my god, bees)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:52 No.18016140
    Yes. Yes it is. A character with Strength 5, Boxing 4 and Kung Fu 3 will always lose to a character with Dexterity 5, Kung Fu 4 and Boxing 3
    >> 008 02/19/12(Sun)15:54 No.18016157
    >Disguise: Human.
    This for what was basically a 9ft tall neon green praying mantis.

    This later led to the GM awarding the feat "Delicious" to one of the other human PCs after the mantis kept trying to eat his hair.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:55 No.18016165
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    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:56 No.18016174
    >+1 Swordchucks (One silver, one cold iron)
    >Weapon Focus (swordchucks)
    >Perform (not dying when using swordchucks)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:56 No.18016179
    >Profession (sportsmaster)
    >Weapon: Golf Club

    His best bro

    >Race: Awakened raptor
    >Class: Cleric

    They played polo. With heads.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:57 No.18016185
    rolled 2 = 2

    This is good.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:57 No.18016186
    That really depends on who gets the first strike in.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:57 No.18016188
    Why would you want to seduce the Master anyway? The guy's about as bent as a three pound note.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:57 No.18016192
    I once had a player describe her characters genitals in excruciating detail on her character sheet. "Anal circumference" and all.

    [fakespoiler] We weren't even playing FATAL [/fakespoiler]

    Also, I once ran a game where one of my players played a really ordinary male human fighter type character. Only thing out of the ordinary was that he had a large amount and variety of womens underwear listed in his inventory.

    No idea why. He never mentioned it or used it, and I never asked. Every session he would add more onto the list.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:58 No.18016204
    >Star Wars D20
    >Plastic Explosives x100
    >Grenades x100
    >No other actual weapons
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)15:59 No.18016215
    >Also, I once ran a game where one of my players played a really ordinary male human fighter type character. Only thing out of the ordinary was that he had a large amount and variety of womens underwear listed in his inventory.

    >No idea why. He never mentioned it or used it, and I never asked. Every session he would add more onto the list.

    How odd. Do you think he was making jokes that only he understood during the game that related to the underwear in a way only he knew, then went home & beat off while thinking about it?

    That's what I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:00 No.18016222
    >implying you need other weapons

    You can't deflect an explosion with a lightsaber.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:01 No.18016234
    >Weight: too much
    >Sex: Yes, please
    >Hair: lots
    >Eyes: two
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:01 No.18016236
    Barrier-field manipulator's signature attack:
    >Pow! Ha-ha!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:01 No.18016238
    Even with Strength 5 and Brawl 5 you'll be hitting for 3 damage average, assuming you manage to get the jump on Mr Five Dexterity. Then, he hits you with 40+ damage dice for 13+ damage, enough to take down any human.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:03 No.18016258
    Call of Cthulhu oneshot

    And it was probably the greatest character in the history of roleplaying.

    But remember that everytime a naked midget starts rubbing butter all over his body, shit is going down.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:04 No.18016266
    >Combat (Hauling off like a motherfucker)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:04 No.18016274
    That is, of course, if Haymaker doesn't come into effect.

    It's a bit hard to hit someone when you're knocked the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:05 No.18016288
    Of course, you could always just take out a shotgun and blast his organs across the walls. Or stab him. Or chainsaw him. Or do any of the above, but with a Willpower point added on for that extra "fuck you".
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:06 No.18016297
    >Appearance: Nicholas Cage in (Specific Film)

    GURPS. They revealed this to me in the final session. I'd been throwing Nicholas Cage plots at them constantly. The final fight was the Omni-Cage Match.

    Other entertaining things:
    >10 ranks in Profession: Breast Inspector
    >Spending all of the money at 7th level character creation on "Fine-ass threads"
    >7th Sea: six-page story stapled to his sheet that justifies (in his character's mind) why all of the Inish are subhuman scum, as well as unilaterally declaring all of the party as his servants
    >Managing to be Domon Kasshu in a modern GURPS game based around espionage, and somehow surviving longer than any other player.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:07 No.18016300

    explosives and liquid cable are all you need.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:08 No.18016309
    Did you deploy a vat of enraged bees on him at least once? Because you totally should have.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:08 No.18016312
    Bloodline: Trowza Snake's 187 Gangsta Murder Posse

    Devotion: Iced Out Bitchkilla
    Drawing upon the culture of the hood and the streets, and defying conventional wisdom, a character that employs this devotion is able to fire guns with deadly accuracy by turning them sideways. Employing the Celerity native to the bloodline makes the bullets fired by members of the bloodline accurate and deadly. Employing Resilience allows members of the bloodline to avoid fouling their aim when ejected shell casings inevitably hit them in the face.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:10 No.18016326
    athletics specialty: unfair escape
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:10 No.18016329
    >being able to move with supernatural speed makes you aim better
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:11 No.18016339
    Firearms 4, Spec. Shotguns
    Weaponry 4, Spec: Shotguns
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:12 No.18016354
    there's an actual Canon devotion that does that. called hair trigger.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:12 No.18016358

    This is why Fighting Styles merits should be banned.
    >> Coyote-Spits-In-The-Wind 02/19/12(Sun)16:12 No.18016362
    >Height: Taller then You
    >Weight: Heavyer they you
    >Haven: No Pineapples

    I will admit it was a Malkavian my friend was playing, but damn it I loled
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:14 No.18016370
    >Race: Dhampir
    >Name: Alucar
    >Yes, without the "d" at the end.
    >It's like this guy wasn't even trying.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:15 No.18016377
    WW derped hard with that. It only kicks in if you deal more than Size damage. Unless you're beating up children, that means you need to be scoring five+ successes, which is pretty unlikely with ten dice.

    I did forget to include that Boxing three lets you attack twice, so you'll be hitting for ~6 damage per turn. It's possible you could take out the Kung Fu king if you got surprise.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:16 No.18016389
    It does. If you think faster, that half a second you spend aiming is equivalent to several seconds spent aiming for a normal person.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:17 No.18016393
    I've heard of that before. If I recall, the guy who wrote that on his character sheet was laughed out of his group.

    Seriously, what the fuck does "Normal skin" mean?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:17 No.18016395
    was he asian?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:18 No.18016399
    >backwards Racula
    Did the character have huge tits?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:18 No.18016401
    In fact, running with that, in order to use Whirlwind Strike in the first place, a character has to completely forsake their defence in the same turn. Meanwhile, Mr Str 5 Brawl 5 Boxing 4 Kung Fu 3 can fight on the defensive to counteract that. So, assuming a Defence of 3, that added with Defensive Attack brings down the dice pool to 5 for the first attack, four for the second attack, three for the third attack and 2 for the fourth attack (because, if you recall, when you use Whirlwind Strike, you take cumulative penalties after the first attack). Sure, the Boxer now takes -2 to his attacks, but the Kung Fu guy's defence isn't added on.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:20 No.18016413
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    >Special Snowflake Abilities Chart
    >Every Fucking Power in the Game is listed
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:20 No.18016417
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    lame. our cleric's deity is "naked women" and he refuses to change it despite the fact that we're not running a funny game. he also makes his character shed his clothes every single game.

    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:20 No.18016421

    Kinda makes sense.

    If he moved super fast it would take him a lot less time to aim his gun than the average person, giving him above average accuracy for each shot fired.
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    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:22 No.18016436

    Nope and Nope.

    Thankfully it was just a one-shot adventure campaign that our group played just for fun. The dude was pretty much Alucard from Castlevania SotN.

    He also had sex with a weretiger.

    It was a strange one-shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:22 No.18016437
    enough. this isnt reddit
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:22 No.18016440
    >Weapon: The Sun, 3d10
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:22 No.18016441
    >Dodge Speciality: Don't
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:23 No.18016449
    No, this is /tg/. Take your no-fun attitude elsewhere. Like /v/, you'd fit in there.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:25 No.18016467
    the weight of the puns must really be unbearable, huh?
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    baaawwww people dont like my witty little puns my world is shattering
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:25 No.18016480
    Martial Arts Speciality - Rape
    Martial Arts Speciality - Anal Sex
    Martial Arts Speciality - Gay Sex

    He never got the chance to do whatever the unholy fuck he was planning with these, his sheet was binned by the ST.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:27 No.18016490
    >cannot bear the puns
    called it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:27 No.18016493
    >Unknown Armies
    >Body Skill: Deep Dicking, 40%
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:27 No.18016494
    Skill Specialty: Gallivanting

    It sounded better than jumping

    He was a werewolf that specialized in leaping really fucking high and landing on opponents

    "What goes up, must come down with enough force to liquify bone."
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:27 No.18016495
    In Exalted:
    Melee Specialty +3: In combat
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    I hope you mean "shread" his clothes?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:28 No.18016501
    >Starting character
    >Life 3
    >Fate 2
    >Dex 5
    >Composure 5
    >Firearms 5 (Shotguns)

    >Use Life 3 to buff your Dex to 8
    >Use Life 2 to gain rote action on Firearms
    >Use Fate 2 to gain 9-again
    >Use Shotgun for 9-again, stacks to give 8-again
    >Five attacks, 18+17+16+15+14 dice.
    >0.73 successes per die
    >58 damage per turn

    >Optional step: Shout "POP POP MOTHERFUCKER" while exploding anything that stands in your way.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:29 No.18016509
    I have not made a pun in this thread. I find them unamusing, personally. However other people enjoy them, and you are a being a no-fun faggot. Please return to your kindred among the /v/irgins, there is no love of your kind here.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:29 No.18016517
    Seems pretty underpowered.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:29 No.18016520
    I always thought Celerity allowed you to -move- faster, not to -think- faster.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:31 No.18016551
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    Celerity makes it so that you have enough TUs to make all of your shots into aimed shots.

    even the bursts.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:32 No.18016553
    Thankfully, it does both. Otherwise vampires would be running into walls all the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:33 No.18016560
    Well everytime you walk outside the sun is spamming it's basic attacks, and all it does is cause slight burns.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:35 No.18016594
    Or running into the idiot they intend to kill... which, on the whole, could be seen as a beneficial side effect.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:35 No.18016596
    Suddenly, the World of Darkness is filled with Ambiguous Puzuma-like vampires.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:36 No.18016601
    but almost all creatures on earth have DR/a lot to solar radiation.

    stick a vampire out there, and the basic attacks will make it BURST INTO FLAMES AND DUST.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:38 No.18016618
    >Weapon Focus: Monks.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:38 No.18016632
    As long as doesn't burst in LOL sparkulz
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:42 No.18016672
    Tell me this was on a warlord.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:45 No.18016703
    Dracula didn't.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:46 No.18016719

    Tell me it was on a hulking hurler
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:46 No.18016723
    I planned a homebrew game, I allowed one of the races to be "lycanthrope" so players could transform into beasts, it did have some debuffs such as a lack of charisma and others, I informed the players that despite lycanthrope usually refers to werewolves - they could choose one thing they could transform into.

    Cue one of my players - who informed me before hand that he'd wreck the game (I told him to do his best so I could improve my GMing) - asking me what things was allowed, I put two limits: Genders (such as transforming into the other gender) and play-able races (so players couldn't be a human in towns but a orc when fighting).

    Ended up him asking me every single thing he ever put his eyes on: "Can I be a were-kettle?", "Were-train?", "Were-mouse?" etc. etc.

    He ended up deciding to be a were-train which I deemed acceptable (since it was a Steampunk setting), however the game never took off beyond the first session.

    I'm going to organise a Pathfinder game in the future, he asked me if he could continue the Were-train and I told him that 1. I doubt Lycanthropes are playable races since I haven't read the entire core-rules and 2. I hadn't decided on the setting.

    >Race: Were-Train
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:47 No.18016725
    He never was fully exposed to sun, also dracula was like god-tier vampire.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:49 No.18016746
    dracula is high level. he has enough HP to simply soak the sun's attacks all day until the sun sets.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:49 No.18016751
    Were-Train.....So the man was playing a Transformer?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:50 No.18016755
    Nope. You're just a dirty Kraut, preferring Nosteratu to Dracula. You only like Count Orlok because he's more attractive than all your German women.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:50 No.18016766
    >appearance: Pure, unadulterated manliness
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:53 No.18016792
    >Knowledge (Knowledge)
    The character could roll to see what check something was related to.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:55 No.18016811
    Here's one.
    >companion: gen 3 applejack doll
    >whispers 'if only I could taste the magic' at random intervals
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:57 No.18016833
    I'd have slapped him.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)16:59 No.18016847
    > cross out "Charisma"
    > write in "Swag"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:00 No.18016870

    Transform and Roll-out!

    Anyways heres my favorite

    Stone Cold Stupid-Derp yah mah character is ready dude
    DM-Ok SCS but remember no more Ninja characters with super kung-fu and stealth but no ability to read or wipe themselves.This is a modern day GURPS setting and your characters raised on an island by Ninja wolves will not fit
    SCS-Yah dont worry.I can make something other than highly viable Ninjas
    DM-Ok cool.......so whats your characters name
    SCS- "gets eraser out"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:00 No.18016873
    That's a rationalization after the fact. There was no suggestion in the novel "Dracula" that any vampire could be destroyed by the sun, nor is it part of the pre-modern vampire folklore.

    Although most people have it the other way around, Frankenstein's monster is about a century older and more established than the modern sunlight-fearing, infectious vampire.

    The Twilight version is also wrong: vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight, the sun turns them into unicorns.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:02 No.18016890
    Not me personally but a guy playing a paladin in a game run by a friend of mine apparently wrote

    >Diety: Jojo mcmotherfucker

    Keeping in mind that this was in a setting with established deities.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:03 No.18016901
    but ye-olde vampires were zombies who hunted after relatives during the night and never came out during the day.

    so, sun vulnerability/aversion stays, and dracula is a deviation from the norm.
    >> Commissar !nqFUKLAWj6 02/19/12(Sun)17:04 No.18016915
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    I once saw an oWoD character with Knowledge: Burger King Lore. Thinking about it may be what finally drives me to madness.

    To this date, I do not know why it was there. Picture peripherally related.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:04 No.18016918
    I wrote half vampire half angel on my weasel familiar's sheet. Mostly making fun of the other sorcerer's Mary Sue type background.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:06 No.18016928
    >Personality: Litigious
    >Personality: Flamboyant

    First one was a lawyer. Second one also had:
    >Class: Gay Wizard
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:06 No.18016931
    Something one of my friends caught me writing

    >Play Druid McDruidSon
    >Have Animal Companion
    >Have Character Sheet for Animal Companion
    >AC's Diety? Druid McDruidSon
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:07 No.18016940
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    >Favored Enemy: Plebs
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:07 No.18016945
    >Gender: Fabulous
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:08 No.18016948
    >ye-olde vampires were zombies who hunted after relatives during the night and never came out during the day.
    Not generally. They tended to be more active at night, but so do human criminals. It wasn't part of the legend that they only come out at night.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:08 No.18016955
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    Did he have a rainbow in the background of the character portrait?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:08 No.18016956
    1 shot game with premades I played in.

    On one sheet was: Weapon: Fireaxe in the notes (WHOOPAH MACHINE.)

    Another, all investigators at a CoC game had PDAs or similar devices save the one with low intelligence. He had a TI-83.

    Now in CoC, the lowest intelligence character doesn't get a PDA, he has a TI-83.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:09 No.18016966
    >Craft: Asskicking
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:10 No.18016973
    "Chaotic Badass"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:10 No.18016976
    see, and now we're going off of differing legends, and run into the core of the problem: what a vampire is really depended on who you asked back in the day.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:11 No.18016980
    >Guys! My PDA isn't letting me check my mail folder!
    >>Umm. Thats a TI-86
    >I know, top of the line huh.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:11 No.18016982
    >Contacts (High Fashion)

    The character's pretty awesome, but in a frozen post-apocalyptic wasteland, this particular merit hasn't seen much use, beyond getting an underwear model as a retainer before all the shit hit the fan.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:11 No.18016987
    >Alignment: Chaotic Lawful
    >Alignment: Lawful Chaotic
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:13 No.18016999
    The thing is, you'll have a hard time finding *any* pre-Dracula support for the idea that vampires only come out at night.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:15 No.18017019
    >Profession [Honey Monster Impersonator]

    He tried it once, rolled a 2 and then spent 2 sessions whining about wanting to rearrange his skill point.

    >4 bottles of holy urine
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:17 No.18017034
    >familiar: paladin's mount
    smartest fucking horse any of us had ever seen
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:17 No.18017036
    >3 sets of aglets
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:18 No.18017051
    >Fearless in all things.
    >Stable when given some time.
    >Master of soul's light.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:20 No.18017075
    He actually made it all the way to Ascension.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:22 No.18017100

    Their true purpose is clearly sinister.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:23 No.18017101
    Sounds like how I've been Vanguarding in ME3's multi.
    >> The Duke 02/19/12(Sun)17:23 No.18017107
    >Name: Armstrong Dicksmasher

    This was a Time Lord, ladies and gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:24 No.18017108
    destiny is just.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:28 No.18017161

    Nope, not kidding. HERO System; the guy had some points left over after making a martial arts master, and couldn't figure out what to do with them. So, he made his guy a lecher and gave him the ability to sense, "loose women."
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:30 No.18017175
    rolled 73 = 73

    In pathfinder setting it's essentially a level adjustment, though they go about it a different way ( slightly) but it cones out the same. Natural lycanthropes are better and therefore a harder cost.

    The template to just add to a character is only cr 1 adjust, which I forget if you can buy back a flat one.

    It's only baseline animals in the beasiaries though; wolves, rats, pigs, bears, tigers/lions, and maybe one or two more across the 3 beasiaries out at the moment.

    The setting doesn't really have steamtech like trains, but there is a locale filled with spacetech that fell from the sky ( read spaceships fell) into a barbarian area. Or maybe warforged...or idk. Changing from biological to mehcanical structure isn't supported by the rules really short of cheesy or cursed stuff
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:30 No.18017182

    A Dragonblooded game involving a captain of the Vermillion Legion.

    He had
    >Brawl (Social)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:34 No.18017218
    >Alignment: Batman
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:47 No.18017390
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    >Luckily for us all the Master was off trolling the Doctor who (as we all know) spends his time
    >the Master was off trolling the Doctor who
    >Doctor who

    You fucker.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:55 No.18017483
    >Time Lord
    Shouldn't it be "The Dicksmasher" then?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:57 No.18017512
    Add a comma between Doctor and who, then it makes sense dumb ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)17:58 No.18017520
    DMed a game with some interesting characters. Particularly, my friend's Half-Orc Barbarian, named Throg. He also wore and Owlbear skull for a helmet.

    On his sheet:
    >Deity: My own dick
    >Hair: Flowing Locks
    >Skin: Elephant

    "Skills" crossed out and replaced with "Skillz to Pay the Billz".
    >Craft (Lil Batch)
    >Perform (Sexual Acts)
    >Sleight of Penis

    Special Abilities:
    >Sexy Voice

    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:00 No.18017544
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    The joke is that I'm being deliberately obtuse.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:01 No.18017552
    >Sleight of Penis

    Is that a polite way of saying rape?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:04 No.18017582
    >Flaws: Hah!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:05 No.18017596
    No it mean's he's an agile cocksman.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:06 No.18017606
    >deity: 4chan
    oh god why
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:11 No.18017684
    Also, when another friends was building her sorceress, she was trying to figure out what Deity to worship. Throg's player non-chalantly told her that she should worship Throg's deity.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:14 No.18017715
    >advanced bionic nipples: implant digi-flamers and digi-inferno pistols.

    >carrying: 2 dead kroot tied together by the ankles, using guts as twine.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:17 No.18017757
    So he made Master Roshi?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:18 No.18017764
    So did Throg advance the cause of his deity?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:20 No.18017785

    Essentially for everytime he tried to break the game by being... a train... he'd wind up in jail in a cell too small for him to transform (I wouldn't allow them to transform if the space holding them would be too small for the new form, and if they insisted they would lose HP - I mean, transform into an earthworm, fine, crawl into an earthworm hole, fine, turn into a human in an earthworm hole got to have some penalty.


    I didn't know exactly that information, but most stuff could have been homebrewed around, and the essential good player can create what he wants in whatever setting without breaking the rules.

    If the were-train player picked a druid and could write a back-story legitimising him having a train as a companion and/or having a train as a wild form (and the setting including trains), I'd let him. Could be fun to see.

    On the other hand, he is the type of guy who is proud of only having read one book in his life... size undetermined, but I suspect it was the Z-Day survival guide, at least that is the only book I know he owns.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:26 No.18017860
    >skin - arousing
    >> Nephanim 02/19/12(Sun)18:26 No.18017862
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    >Alignment: Fucking Angry
    >Profession: Violence
    >Craft: Violence
    >Language: Violence
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:27 No.18017876
    Unfortunately not. She didn't like the idea of an elephant-skin penis. Props to him for trying though.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:30 No.18017924
    Enemies: The Forces of EVIL!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:33 No.18017946
    >Special Defense 2: Damage
    >> Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI 02/19/12(Sun)18:37 No.18017996
    God, no offense, but some of these are pretty juvenile. Hurr sexy times and dickbutts.

    Those can be pretty amusing if used disruptively mid-game, but don't look all that funny when you're reposting them and they paint a pretty sad picture of gamers in general.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:40 No.18018022
    >ITT: Things on Character Sheets You Have Actually Witnessed

    Yeah, they're supposed to look and be bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:43 No.18018061
    >Knowledge: Headtubes and Cybereyes.

    It was actually my character sheet, when I was playing some dodgy homebrewed 40k game, with FantasyCraft as a system (because they didn't want to learn Dark Heresy. Even when one of the players was itching to run DH, had a campaign prepped and everything)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:44 No.18018069
    Try to keep in mind that most of /tg/ is still in high school.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:45 No.18018072
    There is a slight problem with your calculations. Assuming out of the box char gen, a character with Strength 5 Boxing 4 Brawl 5 will be rolling 10+9 dice, not counting defense. However, a character with 5 Dex Kung Fu 4 Brawl 5 will undoubtedly only have 1 strength. So he will be rolling 7+6+5, not counting defense. You do the math.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:46 No.18018086
    >Knowledge: Headtubes and Cybereyes.
    What do all those headtubes actually do?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:47 No.18018096
    Character knowledge != player knowledge.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:47 No.18018106
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    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:50 No.18018144
    In M&M..
    >Immunity (STDs)

    >Extra Elongated Limbs. Flaw (Uncontrollable) and drawback (Kleptomaniacal)

    >Mind Reading. Flaw (Limited to what your mom looks like) and Shapeshifting. Flaw (Limited to your mom).
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:50 No.18018145
    Obviously this. l2context.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:50 No.18018149
    Firearms (Specialization Guns)
    Melee Weapons (Specialization Guns)

    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:52 No.18018164
    >Age: Lots
    >Sex: Yes
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:52 No.18018172
    Bayonet charges and/or pistol whippings
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:53 No.18018177
    Pistol whipping.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:55 No.18018205
    Post the description, DEUS VULT!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:56 No.18018210
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    >Profession: Waitress

    He played an astromech unit. The DM thought it was the most suitable profession.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:56 No.18018220
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    >Magical Burst game

    >Likes to use vines to grope and touch self

    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:56 No.18018221
    >Explosives: 28
    >In AFMBE
    >Where a skill caps out at 10, which in itself is is near impossible to reach, and implies godlike mastery
    Nigger had half the flaws in the book to compensate.
    And it was glorious.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:56 No.18018222
    >Race: Darkie
    >Weaponry Specialization: Spears
    >Athletic Specialization: throwing
    My old group thought they were funny, normally I would agree but this was a modern nWoD game. If we were playing dudes of legend and not what was "supposed" to be a serious game it would have been glorious.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:57 No.18018227
    >education: DID NOT COLLAGE
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)18:57 No.18018231
    Weapon Finesse (Fists)
    >Problem, ST?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:00 No.18018258
    I'm reminded of the last Magical Burst game I was in, which repeatedly featured breast expansion potions.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:01 No.18018273
    oh those pandas in wow
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:02 No.18018279
    >Awakened Housecat
    >Familliar: Peasant in wizard clothes
    and in the same game
    >Awakened Housecat
    >Vorpal Body

    Did I mention neither of them could talk? And that the players only ever meowed when they tried to communicate?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:02 No.18018293
    Tell us more. Now.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:06 No.18018327
    There's not much more to say on the subject of the breast expansion potions. They were there and came up in a number of minisessions my character was not there for. There was definitely some other dumb stuff in it, though. Like the perfectly sentient and sane youma PC who had a normal form and did not suffer fallout.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:06 No.18018331
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    Why does /tg/ like cats so much?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:07 No.18018338
    >Youma PC

    The fuck? You're supposed to FIGHT THEM. They're not meant to be playable. What, was there a Tsukaima PC too?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:08 No.18018347
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:11 No.18018380
    >Weapon: Big Ol' Shotgun

    It was written on my sheet. By me.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:11 No.18018384
    I don't know how I feel about this. I met a few guys in chain mail the other week on my way to the supermarket. That could have gone either way, I couldn't make a judgement on whether it was a good thing or a bad thing from the minute long conversation I had with them. They seemed alright.

    But then my ex-partner's status on Facebook (posted an hour ago):
    >all the snow has melted in the woods which was helpful for me because I found some nice branches laying on the ground that might possibly be good to use for my staff I want to make.

    She's joining Druid societies. She seems very serious about it.

    What the fuck, man. What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:11 No.18018386
    Well, the youma PC was some one in a million natural 'commander youma', with the power to remain sane despite being a youma. She also had the power to prevent us all dying when we learned that magical girls turn into youma or somesuch. The character started out as a magical girl, though. In a minisession I wasn't there for, she swooped in on another PC's fight to save them, launched some super attack, and then for no reason I can tell her pendant shattered and she turned into the youma.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:12 No.18018388
    That's awesome

    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:13 No.18018400
    >What do all those headtubes actually do?

    Well, they're Headtubes. And Cybereyes. In the 40k setting.

    I thik that's enough explanation, don't you?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:18 No.18018454
    He actually sited Roshi as a source of influence for that particular ability.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:20 No.18018471
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    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:34 No.18018610
    Also, while he was still a magical girl, he would typically play off his fallouts like so:
    Magic: Oh, everyone starts finding money under their seat! (Luck/chance element, to put this in a little context)
    And for heart, they'd typically just try to grope everyone (or, far less commonly, just kind of act drunk.)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:38 No.18018650
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    >Race: Dark elf scratched out drow scribbled in
    >Class: bard
    >Musical instrument: Diggerydoo (Yes, That's how he spelled it)
    >Name: Bob Marley

    I told him it was pretty much fantasy Australia and he fucked up everything!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:53 No.18018792
    That's not how fallouts work. IF it was chance something horrifically improbable and horrible would happen. Say your poor cat got squished by a giant flaming meteorite.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)19:55 No.18018816
    Oh, I'm well aware. I was pointing it out as an example of herp.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:08 No.18018947
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    A Shadowrun character who was ex-Lone-Star:

    >Wanted: Lone Star
    >Records on File: Lone Star
    >Criminal SIN: Lone Star
    >Braggart: Brags about beating Lone Star

    He lasted three runs.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:14 No.18019010
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    > oh those pandas in wow
    > in wow
    > wow

    World of Warcraft =/= Warcraft. Pandaren were introduced in The Frozen Throne, the first and only expansion to Warcraft III. Get your facts straight.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:20 No.18019057
    also, they where a fucking joke race.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:21 No.18019063
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:27 No.18019124
    >Pandaren were introduced in The Frozen Throne, the first and only expansion to Warcraft III.

    And now they're going to be in WoW. Problem?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:33 No.18019175

    Sure, but they're still canon, which means I can go autismal as fuck over it if I bloody well feel like it. Hell, even if they were just a joke easter egg or something, they still originated there.

    Calling Pandaren "those pandas in wow" is like calling Gordon Freeman "that guy from Half-Life 2," and if that sort of thing doesn't get to you, I'm not sure you're on the right board.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:37 No.18019216
    >and if that sort of thing doesn't get to you, I'm not sure you're on the right board.
    Alright, I'll knob off then. Toodles!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:38 No.18019222
    >Items: A pair of boots
    That was it. NOTHING ELSE.
    No weapons, no clothes, no backpack(s), nothing.
    It didn't help that it our resident That Guy/Min-Maxer playing the Warlock.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:39 No.18019234
    You seem to be on the wrong board, actually.

    In any case, autism is not a requirement for posting here, let alone giving a shit about video games.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:40 No.18019239
    So, a near naked Warlock going around flinging spells and shit?

    Yeah, that'd confuse some enemies.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:44 No.18019282
    I would be perfectly okay with someone referring to Gordon as "That guy from Half-life 2" since that's a pretty good description of him, considering he doesn't have any other recognizable qualities.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:45 No.18019293
    Except if you played Half Life 1, he does.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:47 No.18019320
    >Manipulation Specialty: Makin' people do stuff
    I have to ask, how specific was the Manipulation Speciality supposed to be in that system, because I see it as
    >Manipulation Specialty: Makin' people do stuff in the short term
    >Manipulation Specialty: Makin' people believe stuff in the long term
    >Manipulation Specialty: Makin' people think differently in any term
    As being 3 broad categories.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:49 No.18019347

    Fuck. I spent far too long there. I've started my rehabilitation, but it still shows, doesn't it?

    I was gonna use a LotR book versus movie example, though, but it didn't seem to illustrate my point quite as effectively. Also, I'm pretty sure /tg/ is generally positive towards videogames, but, more importantly, pretty anal when it comes to lore or any sort of history in general.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)20:58 No.18019434
    /v/irgins are easy to spot whenever they leave their ghetto. And while /tg/ likes some video games (lolDF) it's hardly required to give a shit about them. Especially not something like derpcraft.

    >more importantly, pretty anal when it comes to lore or any sort of history in general.
    You're kidding, right? /tg/ will bend over backwards to interpret lore in any way it finds remotely amusing.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:05 No.18019530
    No, he doesn't. He's just as mute in #1 as he is in #2. He's still got a Doctorate in Pushing Buttons 'n' Shit. He's still relied upon to clean up everyone's fucking mess. And he's still being stalked by G-Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:06 No.18019551

    Really? Because I feel like every thread I see where someone is doing something unusual (typically in an RPG, but also 40k) there's a lot of "but you can't do that, because according to [FLUFF X]" and such.

    But whatever. You're probably right and I'm probably wrong and trying to justify my particular obsession with correctness with "lol, everyone does it." Hell, I don't even give a fuck about Warcraft in particular, I just can't stand people being wrong on the internet.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:08 No.18019576

    I later found out that the group's dickass player changed the C into a G.

    This revelation did not stop the player from speaking in ebonics when he raised the dead.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:11 No.18019595
    Did he preferentially raise zombies?

    Sounds like Papa Midnight, from Hellblazer.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:11 No.18019607

    With the obvious exception that he was those things FIRST in #1. It's the same instinct that drives you up the walls when someone suggest that Warhammer copied Starcraft, or that Underworld came up with the idea of vampire vs. werewolf hostilities, only more finely tuned for added everyday suffering.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:17 No.18019674
    I wrote "The Talent" in my thief's occupation in a DCC one shot today.

    Later I had to change my title from "Capo" to "The Flat".

    DCC is fun!
    >> Captain Keyes !7hkRu2iZOg 02/19/12(Sun)21:20 No.18019711
    >Barrel of Ale-Holding (34/250 gallons)

    It could hold so much ale only because instead of like a bag of holding, it could hold only ale and other alcoholic beverages.

    And I only had enough money to get those 34 or so gallons.

    This was on my Dorf character, who had a mage friend that made it for him. And he wasn't as bad as that may make him seen. He, in fact, always had a plan omega to use an alchemist fire he had to cause the barrel (and the contained ale) to explode.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:22 No.18019726
    > This revelation did not stop the player from speaking in ebonics when he raised the dead.

    This is when you know you've got a good player.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:22 No.18019730

    Big guy in a white suit, practiced voodoo, might have worn a fez? I think I know what you're talking about, but no, he was pretty much only doing it to get back at the dickass player.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:23 No.18019744
    I think of him in a top hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:23 No.18019747
    So vid related?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:24 No.18019759
    (oWoD sheet) Flaw Phobia: Oceans. Mind you that this wasn't water, or deep water, but specifically Oceans. MFW the chronicle took place in Metro Detroit.
    Flaw: Phobia: Horses (same guy, two different characters)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:25 No.18019773
    We can only hope that part of the ritual involved pouring one out for his homies.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:26 No.18019782
    Oh wait, here's the longer one;
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:28 No.18019808
    I played with a guy that took Nyctophobia (fear of the dark) for his Malkavian in a vampire game.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:29 No.18019832
    I remember why I love this movie so.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:29 No.18019835
    >It's the same instinct that drives you up the walls when someone suggest that Warhammer copied Starcraft
    Nope, not feeling it.

    >or that Underworld came up with the idea of vampire vs. werewolf hostilities, only more finely tuned for added everyday suffering
    Not feeling that, either.

    That could be because of the fact that I think that getting buttfrustrated over it is pointless. There was a comic I can't find right now that boiled down to the right way to respond is to think "Huh, that's silly" and do something fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:30 No.18019849
    Nah the player wasn't a Malkavian, just a retard.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:31 No.18019875
    Did somebody say "Sir Bearington"?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:41 No.18019989
    > That guy from the Half-Life Series.
    > Barney, Kleiner, Eli Vance, Gordon Freeman, Dr. Breen, or Dr. Mossman?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:46 No.18020052
    >Inventory: Dragon Dildos & Accessories
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:47 No.18020055
    >Class: Fighter (Thug archetype)
    >Profession: pimp
    >Equipment: chainmail tank-top, feathered, gold necklace

    This was a serious campaign too. He was Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver. I didn't catch it at first. Turned out to be a great character, player role-played really well. I wound up giving him a 100gp weekly take at first level. After that, the other players warmed up to him - he never beat his women around them. I told him he can play Travis Bickle in the next campaign, but we haven't figured out the class yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:48 No.18020068
    I don't remember what the exact numbers were, but one of my players effectively made his Intimidate twice what I thought was possible for a level five character.


    >Masterwork Tool (Skull tattoo on face[Intimidate])
    >Noble's Outfit(No gems, no stylish cut, just a black silk robe)
    >Masterwork Scythe
    >A handful of items that would increase his base speed

    This resulted in him appearing in doorways, getting shot repeatedly, and then basically flashstepping across a room to intimidate the fuck out of everyone with the visage of Death.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)21:52 No.18020106
    That is awesome.
    >> Harmless 02/19/12(Sun)22:03 No.18020248
    Power: OH YEAHH

    It was mutants and masterminds. My super power was lighting and the ability to boost. I did both by yelling.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)22:06 No.18020284
    >Languages: English, Ebonics
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)22:16 No.18020395
    not precisely RAW, but hot damn if I wouldn't allow that... or try it... shit, I know what my next fighter and/or rogue is doing
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)22:24 No.18020473
    Description: Imagine your worst nightmare. Add warts.
    oWoD VtM Nosferatu
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)22:26 No.18020494
    >Compulsive Behaviour: Eye Removal

    >Compulsive Behaviour: Smoking
    >Phobia: Fire
    on the same character
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)22:27 No.18020505
    What if my worst nightmare is smooth skin?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)22:28 No.18020523
    > Musical Instrument: Bones
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)22:33 No.18020580
    regarding skin texture, smooth is my worst nightmare, even Jonah Hex-ish mutilations look better than that horrible shopping-mall-mannequin look
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:27 No.18021088
         File: 1329712053.jpg-(38 KB, 335x505, corinthian.jpg)
    38 KB
    >Compulsive Behaviour: Eye Removal

    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:58 No.18021441
    >not precisely RAW
    Yes it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)00:02 No.18021482
    Whether a tattoo counts as an item is questionable at best.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)00:03 No.18021503
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)00:26 No.18021760
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)00:45 No.18021954
    Eyes: Laser
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)01:03 No.18022203
    Can we archive this thread? Some of these have me splitting my sides.

    I've seen Familiar: Hotdog on my friend's cousin's character sheet. Given, we were playing WoD Mage, but still.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)02:07 No.18023112
    A tattoo is an item as much as magical unarmed attacks or bodies are items. However, my point of contention is that a tattoo doesn't exactly qualify under the category of 'Masterwork Tool' as all examples of skills benefiting from that piece of equipment are detailed within the item or skill in question.

    But it's a creative interpretation of the mechanics, not to mention awesome, practical, and reasonable, so I would most definitely allow it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)02:45 No.18023569
    We had a tsukaima PC in my game. Didn't last long though.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)08:19 No.18026205
    > Equipment: hat
    > nothing else on the list

    We commissioned a character portrait.

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