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    91 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: EXTRA SERVINGS Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)06:28 No.17986384  

    >Previous threads

    Everyone stops what theyre doing and looks up at Sakura.
    'This tyke took out Mike?' you think, 'Mike, the huge gorilla with the magical flintlock pimpcane?'

    Asking the question you know everyone wants answered you ask, "err.. Did you do it by accident? A lucky shot?"

    "NOPE. Seehe cameatmeandwasalllikeRAWR,andiusedsomeCARDS,anditdidntdomuch,soiusedMORECARDS,antitw
    She answers in her giddy tornado speech pattern.

    Not getting much of it, you ask her "So you used your majaik to make a big boom?"

    "YESSU!" she replies.
    "That's my girl." Nanoha says from beside her.

    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)06:33 No.17986405
    Continue on, oh Landing Gear.

    How'd Kraus do with gender-bent potion? He mentioned some side-effects but aren't sure what.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:39 No.17986429
    There was a third thread that I missed? Shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:50 No.17986478
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:52 No.17986481
    rolled 56 = 56

    So we need to test that genderbender potion on shirou.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)06:56 No.17986490
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    Still in disbelief of what you just heard, you turn from the girls and let them continue thier assault on Jakob.

    Your gaze falls on Keima. The guy that brought your group together.

    "So Keima.You still havn't answered me if which was ore comfortable, slacks or skirts."

    **** ROLL FOR DIPLOMACY. ****
    *Best of first 5 1d100.*

    . WHen I reached in the back to plug in a new one, i nudges the power strip and killed my computers.



    >I-it's not like Im interested in c-crossdressing or anything.. B-baka!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:57 No.17986493
    rolled 71 = 71

    Not in public.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:58 No.17986497
    rolled 12 = 12

    This is reminding me of a trap doujin that the TWGOK guy was in.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:59 No.17986500
    rolled 91 = 91


    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:01 No.17986509
    rolled 87 = 87


    We can confidently talk about how Bunnymode feels, because Codename: Susan is a man who's OK with wearing women's clothes sometimes.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)07:04 No.17986520
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    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:04 No.17986523
    >that picture

    Also, OP
    I suggest you rename the pictures into something quest relevant. Otherwise it looks like you're posting random pictures.

    Another thing about your quest
    >average of 5 rolls
    You realize that the result will always be around 40-60, right? We'd need to have awesome luck or shitty fortune to get a high or low result. Sure, it would be "safe" but that's kind of boring.
    I suggest you take best of 2 rolls if you want to make things more challenging. Or, hell, just take the first roll whatever it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:06 No.17986527
    If you have a translated version of the left I will give you an internet or something like that.

    And the one I was remembering was the one on the right.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)07:11 No.17986541
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    I grab pics off gelbooru.
    Cant be assed to rename shit.

    Funfact. for every pic of hayate i have in his butler uniform i have 2 of him wearing a skirt

    <STR based NEKOMODE somewhere down the line?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:13 No.17986551
    >Cant be assed to rename shit.
    Aww, well. At least you could have had fun with that shit. But it's up to you.

    This. Tell him how comfortable the panties feel without a slight hint of embarrassment.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:16 No.17986556
    rolled 2 = 2

    They see me rollin'.
    They hatin'.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:18 No.17986562
    rolled 43 = 43


    I think Kraus would let us be any sort of kemonomimi imaginable if he could stay classy.

    Rolling for the fifth roll and to... I dunno... ask Keima to go lingerie shopping.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)07:24 No.17986578
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    "I'm just gonna continue ignoring you until lunch is over" He answers.

    "Man, I'm just curious." you reply with a smile. "I also checked out that female uniform when i found it in the closet. Hell, you've seen my bunnymode right?"

    "sure i didnt pick out that look consciously, but Kraus tells me it was designed according to my subconcious thoughts."


    "You looked like a character from some discount dating sim." Keima tells you.
    "The details were too over the top. The skirt too short, The bow too large. The Zettairyouki was a nice touch, I'll admit. But the colors were allover the place." He give you a lecture on effective character design.

    "So you were checking me out then?"

    "O-of course not. W-why would I." he unsteadily replies.

    "LIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAR!" Elsie shouts from inside his pocket.

    "S-shut up Elsie! I'll stick you into the gameboy again i swear." he frantically tries to turn off the device.


    Keima rises, slaps his left pocket and runs away.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:26 No.17986583
    >"O-of course not. W-why would I."

    Second flag for keima.
    Inb4 keima gets crossdressing power up too..
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:28 No.17986585
    "Heh, Isn't that cute?

    Who wants more tea?"
    Continue to be fuckawesome butler.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:29 No.17986590
    rolled 67 = 67

    Guess we don't need the potion to get Keima to fawn/swoon over us.
    Also, ask Kraus what he thinks of Elsie.
    Then move on to the next one....
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:30 No.17986592
    rolled 35 = 35

    Laugh. Serve tea.
    Butler cares not for your insecurities.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)07:41 No.17986629
    rolled 51 = 51

    I have this sneaking suspicion Amazoness is going to want to see Bunnymode now...

    If we're really lucky, this could lead to heavy petting AND Erica not ripping us a new vag00.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)07:57 No.17986680
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    "Heh. He's so cute when he's flustered" you say out loud. You see Erica eyeing you dubiously.

    You move to sit beside her but Amazoness starts choking.
    Not surprisingly, since she appeared to be trying to swallow half a chicken at the time.

    You move behind her well honed frame and execute a perfect Heimlich manuever.
    The chicken goes sailing across the lawn to land perfectly in a wastebin near the cafeteria.

    You hand her a drink and sit her back down.
    "Now, my lady, what did I tell you about eating slowly?" you ask her.

    "Eat slow to savor no eat fast." she answers with downcast eyes. "Me sorry."

    "It's okay." You answer her while serving her up a chicken breast. "Here."

    "So, Amazoness, we never got to talk much. How are you liking the training?"

    "Learning good. Fight good. Me fight good to find mother easier." She replies in her simple way.

    'I wonder if her simple speech means she is simple as well.'
    'ah, well that explains it a little i guess'
    Your mental exchange with Kraus gets cut-off when you decide to continue talking to her.
    "So your mother is missing?"
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)07:58 No.17986686
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    "Ah its some kind of rite of passage." you finish for her.
    Calling Jakob over after he finally manages to break free from Sakura and Nanoha, you tell him.
    "J. See to anything our lady Amazoness here might need."
    "With pleasure sir." he bows to you in reply.
    "I am at your service madam." he turns to amazoness.

    "FLUFFY!!!" she reaches down to grab Jakob off the blanket.

    'Girls, they're all the same no matter what dimension theyre from'

    Time for ERICA

    *** BEST OF FIRST 5 2d100 ***
    First number determines if you are picked [closest to 50]

    >fucking google chrome, Y U KEEP CRASHING?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:00 No.17986696
    rolled 40, 3 = 43

    "Soooo.... Sausage?"

    >Dongmen others
    By the way this quest is shaping up captcha, im sure well be able to dong some other men
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:01 No.17986702
    rolled 99, 11 = 110


    Don't fail us now.

    "So... you like bunnies?"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:03 No.17986707
    rolled 26, 17 = 43


    Let's try a blitzkrieg into her territory when the others aren't around.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:04 No.17986710
    rolled 20, 65 = 85


    We're not really doing good here, guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:06 No.17986721
    rolled 82, 51 = 133

    this is all going to hell again.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:06 No.17986722
    rolled 10, 83 = 93

    No chance we'll succeed, just let it not be Shirou again
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:07 No.17986724
    rolled 19, 60 = 79

    It'll end up being interrupted again.
    Or we'll end up being the dominant party :(
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:08 No.17986729
    rolled 52, 65 = 117

    dude. 2d100.

    "Yeah, I have Bunnymode. Problem?"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:08 No.17986730
    Actually, I want it to be Shirou. That shit is hilarous.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:10 No.17986734
    >Seduction of 3

    HOLYSHIT. fuck you man.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:12 No.17986746
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    rolled 54, 43 = 97

    Fuck you guys and your shitty rolls, this is why we'll end up being dominant or interrupted by Shirou
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:12 No.17986749
    rolled 82, 92 = 174

    Yeah well fuck you and your medicore rolls, dipshit.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:13 No.17986752
    rolled 78, 46 = 124


    Page refreshing shenanigans messed my first one up.

    But yeah, we're not going to get another chance at that sweet German ace any time soon...

    Maybe we should go check out the alchemy department after this?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:14 No.17986753
    rolled 96, 1 = 97

    Yeah, let's try and check who cooked that potion...
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:17 No.17986760
    More like because of this weird rolls that we have to beat. I remember a quest that used this kind of system, where the first roll decided if the action will take priority and the second roll was the success rate, essentially forcing the player to beat 2 rolls. If someone rolled high on priority roll and low on success roll, the action was complete failure, if vice-verse it just meant the action would not be take. That quest turned to shit pretty fast.

    At least here we don't have to use this system ALL the time, we can pretend it is just extra high CR we need to pass or something.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)08:21 No.17986777
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    You plop yourself down next to Erica.
    "Soooo... Sausage?" You offer her.
    "Too little time, lunch is about to end." She replies as she takes a sip of tea.

    And as if on cue, You hear the bells toll the end of the lunch.

    "Well, we can skip class right?" You whisper to her.
    "Sure. Meet me behind the gym." She whispers back.

    She stands up as the rest of the group does the same. Everyone thanks you for lunch. You, Kraus and Jakob clean-up and everyone starts heading back to class.

    You notice Erica slip away from the girls, and a few minutes later you do the same with the guys.

    As you walk towards the gym you ask Jakob to get back inside the hat telling him to not come back out until you call for him.

    You walk around the gym towards the back.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:23 No.17986785
    I bet it will be Shirou.

    "Oh hey guys, can I join your secret practice? Derr"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:34 No.17986810
    rolled 33, 97 = 130

    "Oh giving Erica some mana? Can I join? I could give you some, Susan..."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:35 No.17986816
    rolled 49, 6 = 55

    I'm still waiting for the day our age (13) will have an effect.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:38 No.17986823
    - Getting Erica involved in our plan.
    - Learning more about alchemy
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)08:41 No.17986838
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    You walk straight into Shirou.
    'GODDAMMIT SHIROU.' you and your Device echo once again.

    "Hey Susan! Still haven't gotten that fudge yet! Oh, also Mike wants to see you in his office."

    "Shirou, we have classes after lunch. Mike would be in class as well. Why would he need to see me in his office."

    'Hey, Kraus. whip up some of that potion. I don't even care if it doesnt work as planned."

    "Nope, all trainees are to meet their respective handlers so they can go over the combat evaluation. That's what Rance told me over lunch, I need to go back to him too."

    'So why's Shirou here?' Erica mentillates you from wherever she's hiding.
    'He wants fudge. Also Mike needs to see me.' 'GOTT FUCKING DAMMIT!' she yells in your mind.
    'You'd also best report to your handler. Something about this morning's combat evaluation'
    'Okay, Okay. Meet you at the dorms tonight.. Fucking Shirou, i should just shoot him.'

    "Oh. well, I dont have that fudge on me but i do have a new blend of tea i want you to taste."
    You whip out Kraus and serve him up some potion infused tea.

    *** ROLL FOR EFFECT ***
    *** Best roll of first 5 1d100 ***
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:43 No.17986846
    rolled 80 = 80

    Hope you like being a girl shirou, because it's never wearing off.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:44 No.17986853
    rolled 95 = 95

    Shirou instead turns into Kuro, the most hilarious blaxploitation stereotype ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:44 No.17986854
    "Go play with girls now"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:44 No.17986855
    rolled 51 = 51

    He becomes a futanari
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:45 No.17986858
    rolled 84 = 84

    His outfit changes as well
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:46 No.17986864
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:46 No.17986866
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    rolled 54 = 54

    no, he turns into THIS kuro
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:48 No.17986875
    rolled 93 = 93

    we can't fuck a black guy.
    DO OVER.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:49 No.17986880
    rolled 3 = 3

    Supporting for loli SHIRO
    We can teach him about his new lady bits as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:49 No.17986881
    rolled 51 = 51

    Only if he's also female.
    We can't fuck a guy.

    Also, we need to tell Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:49 No.17986884
    Who is Kuro?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:50 No.17986887
    You are in a weeaboo quest and don't understand basic Japanese?

    Shirou means white, Kuro means black.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:50 No.17986889
    Takeichirou Kurosaki, or K.U.R.O., a psychedelic and goa trance artist from Japan.
    this guy?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:50 No.17986890
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:50 No.17986894
    I hope it's all mixed into one package.
    Eternally black loli Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:51 No.17986896
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:51 No.17986897
    Or just have the gender bending temporary, with him becoming black once he turns back.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:53 No.17986907
    rolled 14 = 14

    it's reverse heretical love quest. We succeed brilliantly at everything except getting laid.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:55 No.17986913
    Hey, I've been visiting /tg/ regularly for years now and I have never played any tabletop and D&D games either.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:55 No.17986920
    >Never played D&D
    Well, good for you. It's horrible.
    If you ever play a PnP game, don't do D&D. It's a vile thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)08:57 No.17986924
    rolled 91 = 91

    I just wanted Shirou to become some sort of Nega-Shiro, so a black dude who gets all the hoes and knows what's happening seemed like a good idea.

    However, I throw my vote behind a black goth-loli with green hair who gets all the hoes and knows what's happening, who is at once our bitch-stealing nemesis and our friend with benefits.
    (I'm >>17986853, if you're wondering).
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)08:58 No.17986926
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    Dont tempt me.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:03 No.17986942
    Source on that pic, please!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:07 No.17986957
    But seriously, guys, don't fuck Shirou without talking to Erica.
    It WILL lead to disaster, otherwise.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)09:07 No.17986958
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    In a puff of smoke the new Shirou stands before you.

    A tall black man with an afro, shades cover his eyes. A man filled with confidence, presence and grace stands before you.
    He.. He looks so dandy.

    "That was great Susan." He says in a smooth drawl. "I'll be counting on you for that fudge later."

    His voice and grace strikes you deep in your chest. You see a pink haze around him.

    "Shiro-saaaaaaaaaan~" you want to cry out, unsure of these new emotions.

    "well, I'd better report back to Rance. I'm sure he's in trouble with the ladies down in accounting again."
    He walks away with an elegant salute and you can't take your eyes off his strong, wide back.

    As he reaches the edge of the quad you see another puff of smoke and he reverts to normal.

    "GODDAMN. What the fuck was that?" you asked yourself
    "I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKED HIS STYLE." Kraus answers.

    Still a bit confused, you head to Mike's office.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:08 No.17986963

    Landing Gear I DEMAND this be Shirou's female form.

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:10 No.17986966
    "Well, save potion recipe. We should analyze it later"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:10 No.17986967
    I love SnH.

    ...So we got a potion to transform guys into beings so awesome that even other guys fall for them.

    Now we just need to create an actual gender bender potion...
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:10 No.17986969
    rolled 96, 23 = 119

    It very well could (and should) be, just that the potion was a failure and... wow.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:12 No.17986973
    rolled 1 = 1


    We are gonna pack so much fudge into you, you won't even CARE what a vag00 is, Kuro.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:12 No.17986977
    rolled 53, 57 = 110

    Apparently not.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:14 No.17986987
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    Ilya mode Shiro-ko.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:14 No.17986993
    rolled 26 = 26


    Are you saying we'll just let some transformed black Shirou pack fudge into us?!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:15 No.17986999
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    Do we keep this shirou?
    Maybe a Jekyll and Hyde setup?

    He appears with certain stimulus?

    >shirou being a spaz
    >POMF =3
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:15 No.17987000
    We should test the potion on ourselves.
    Combined with Bunny Mode, it might have universal combat applications.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:16 No.17987002
    But talk to Kraus about it beforehand. We need to know if >>17986999 might happen to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:18 No.17987008
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    YES. YES!

    Insta-Dandy shirou

    <shirou practicing safe sex
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:19 No.17987011

    Are you seriously suggesting we turn ourselves into a bunnygirl? Cuz we'd be packed with more sausage than an Oktoberfest.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:20 No.17987014
    I'm suggesting we turn into a guy with so much sex-appeal that opponents of any gender will be mesmerized for a short amount of time.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:20 No.17987016
    It's an unstable potion.
    We don't know what itll do to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:21 No.17987017
    rolled 69 = 69


    A shame - I thought I could've tempted at least an 85+, but oh well.

    Let's meet with Mike, suggest we learn some Alchemy to improve our effectiveness and head for the Alchemy department (hopefully with Mike's introduction to whoever brewed that gender-flip potion...).
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:23 No.17987028
    rolled 25 = 25

    Voting for this.
    Our alchemy should also become a stapel for our combat style. We lack endurance, but if we prepare the drinks beforehand, we'll be able to cause interesting effects at no mana cost. We can buff ourselves up, debuff the enemy, etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:26 No.17987045
    rolled 52, 41 = 93

    No, he rol'd 1.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)09:36 No.17987083
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    You arrive at Mike's office inside the main building.
    As you move to knock on the door, he yells

    You walk in and take a look around. It's a pretty decent office with a large wooden desk by the window and a small couch along a wall for guests.

    Opposite the couch is a rack of weaponry ranging from medieval swords to futuristic rifles.


    Oh shit. He knows.

    *** Roll 1d100***
    Best of first 5 for BLUFF
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:38 No.17987086
    rolled 70 = 70


    "How else was I going to test out the potion?"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:38 No.17987087
    rolled 32 = 32

    "Well he DID cockblock us TWICE."
    "TWICE WITHIN 24 hours man. GODDAMN."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:38 No.17987088
    rolled 38 = 38

    "Stop acting like you don't like it, Mike."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:39 No.17987091
    rolled 53 = 53

    "I needed to know if it would work, and he deserved it."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:39 No.17987092
    rolled 99 = 99

    We came for the bitches, not to be cockblocked by some clueless moron.
    Also, we need test subjects to raise our alchemy skills.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:39 No.17987093
    rolled 7 = 7

    "he readily accepted the drink I offered him."
    "It was all consensual. It wasnt even permanent."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:40 No.17987095
    rolled 54 = 54

    This went well, molto bene.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:40 No.17987100
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    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:46 No.17987123
    rolled 38 = 38


    Saved by the Ballsiness.

    Hopefully Mike knows a badass Alchemy teacher (both meanings of the word) to show us what's what.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/17/12(Fri)09:46 No.17987124
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    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)09:55 No.17987164
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    You stare back at Mike.
    Hey man.
    "We came for the bitches, not to be cockblocked by some clueless moron." Your voice calm and colelcted.
    "You yourself talked about getting the ladies when we first met, I'm just following trough with that."
    "Very well." He sighs. "I too pulled a few pranks back in training, i filled the fucking pool with sentient slime." He smiles at a fond memory. "Took them a week to clean it out."

    "I know all of this majaik is exciting and all, and you cant wait to test it all out, but do keep a lid on it. Make sure no one gets hurt."

    "okay man." you say.

    "I still need to write you up for this you know?" he takes out what looks to be a small brown notebook.

    "4Guptas deducted for Untoward conduct." He says as he scribles in it. "5Guptas reward."

    "A reward?" You ask "What for?"

    "Curiosity." He continues writing. "It takes a good curious mind to study something he already knows about."

    "You were the only one of your class to analyze the potion after you all learned what it did."
    He closes his notebook.

    "Are you interested in alchemy?" he asks you.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:57 No.17987172
    "Hells yes. We've got all of these beverage and pastry-based abilities, might has well give them a real kick, too."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:58 No.17987174
    rolled 78 = 78

    >"Are you interested in alchemy?" he asks you.

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)09:59 No.17987181
    rolled 78 = 78

    My device is a teaset that can dispense any liquid or edible.
    Hell yeah id like some alchemy to bolster that.
    Some instant dispensable potions during battle would help a lot.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:00 No.17987183
    We gonna turn into Combat alchemy butler?!

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:00 No.17987184
    It does seem interesting, and seems to be a good fit for Kraus and myself. But, truely, I have not experienced enough to say what I would be best at here.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:00 No.17987185
    rolled 46 = 46

    If it means increasing our variety of beverages and drinks that we can serve with Kraus, then we are certainly interested in Alchemy.

    With the addition of Alchemy in our arsenal there is the potential for healing beverages and bolstering snacks, right?
    >> Alpharius 02/17/12(Fri)10:01 No.17987186
    Mike is such a good teacher. Total bro, but knows how to keep a good student-teacher relationship. The fact that he's a fucking silverback doesn't hurt matters, neither.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:01 No.17987190
    A Butler must be ready to serve whatever beverage is requested of him. Including alchemical potions.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:12 No.17987239
    rolled 24 = 24

    I hope we get a cool silver pocketwatch after qualifying as a State Alchemist or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:16 No.17987261
    we already have one.
    Jakob, the rabbit that lives in our hat, has it.
    [we got the hat from santa]
    We hope OP writes it in as some form of time-stop ability.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)10:30 No.17987354
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    "A Butler must be ready to serve whatever beverage is requested of him. Including alchemical potions."

    "And you think someone may request a gender bending potion from you?" he asks with a raised eyebrow.
    "Yes." you answer matter-of -factly.

    "Very well, I shall pencil you in for some supplementary Alchem lessons. Since you still need the whole basic training course, these lessons will take some time off your rest days."
    "Are you okay with that?"
    "Of course." you respond.

    "Now onto real business." he presses a few buttons on his desk and what appears to be a hologram field materializes In between you two.

    "You did admirably well during combat assessment earlier. You showed great potential to play a supportive role in a field team."

    "Your friend Keima was primarily scouted for his tactical capabilities, and he outshined everyone else in that today." The hologram shows replays of your fight with the reindeer.

    "Amazoness was a little sloppy but the form is there. She can be trained to be a decent striker with some work."

    "Gai's combat skills are above average, his defense is superb. He needs to work on his tactical reasoning, but that can be overcome with a good tactician on the team."

    "Ms.Hartmann is a good aerial fighter, her flight magic is one of the better ones in your class. Her firepower needs a boost though, so does her Close combat capabilities."
    He shows a video of Santa taking out Erica, a scene you were unable to see in person.

    "All-in-all your team was the best impromptu team assembled out in the field today. I shall have to recommend to have you guys be kept together through Basic and through advanced training as well."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:31 No.17987361
    rolled 47 = 47


    You are the correct. I skipped over that bit somehow.

    But yeah, time-stop or moving so fast it's practically time-stop would be neat.

    Maybe we can get a silver hip-flask to store our potions instead (not sure if Kraus can actually store liquids, rather than using our MAJAIK to make them on the spot).
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)10:32 No.17987370
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    "We go back to you. Your severely limited supply of energy needs to be checked. Twice you have used your combat capabilities, and twice you have collapsed. Your physical attributes themselves are pretty good, so it's not your body. And your majaik potential should be enough to let you last atleast twice as long in combat."

    "Tomorrow shall be a day of medical/majaikal tests for all trainees, we should be able to find out more then."

    He turns the holo-display off and stands up from behind his desk. He hands you a scrap of paper with a name and room number written on it.

    "Report to this guy an hour from now. He's the alchem you can take lessons under."
    "I'll call ahead and tell him you'll be coming."

    "Now get out of my office, I need to file some paperwork"

    "thanks mike" you say as you stand up off the couch. "sorry for the trouble"

    As you reach the door, mike calls out to you.

    "hey, let me tell you something."
    You stop as you are about to reach for the doorknob.
    "We don't monitor the dorms." he gives you a smile, "good luck with miss Hartmann."

    You walk out of his office with after sharing a knowing smile.


    WAT DO?

    >sorry bout that delay, had to fix up a late dinner
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:33 No.17987378
    "Thanks. I thought we worked good as a team, too."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:35 No.17987391
    rolled 43 = 43

    Ask Kraus if he can store potions for later use, so we can extend our endurance by not summoning potions on the battlefield.

    Also, chat a bit about his opinion on alchemy.

    And we need to tell Erica about taking revenge on Shirou. Rance might be helpful.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:36 No.17987406
    >"We don't monitor the dorms." he gives you a smile, "good luck with miss Hartmann."
    Mike is a real Brorilla.

    Now, let's find Erica, try to get her to help in getting revenge on Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:38 No.17987416
    We should'ave joked around with mike about getting 'befriended' by sakura.

    >1 hour of free time
    >Dorms arent monitored

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:42 No.17987452
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    >"We don't monitor the dorms." he gives you a smile, "good luck with miss Hartmann."

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:44 No.17987485
    We go to the library.
    random encounter. GO!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:47 No.17987498
    rolled 58 = 58


    Doesn't Keima also have a grudge against Shirou? We could certainly use Elsie's tactical database and networking for some of the madder plans we could hatch.

    Also, if there is something unfixably screwed up in our MAJAIK pipelines, we could rely on pre-prepared MAJAIK-boosting potions instead.
    Not sure if we can successfully fight while constantly drinking from a teacup or a hip-flask, but oh well.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)10:47 No.17987501
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    Rance seems like he's Shirou's handler.
    I don't know if he'll go help us.

    On one hand, He's Shirous handler.

    Yeah, Rance would help us.
    >> !HAPPYp0V4U 02/17/12(Fri)10:53 No.17987540

    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)11:20 No.17987699
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    After walking out of the main building, you sit down on a nearby bench.

    You mentilate through Kraus to get to Erica.
    'Hey Erica, I've got an hour free. What're you up to?'
    'I'm still stuck here with with my handler. She's adamant about pointing out every minute "mistake" i made in combat earlier. Goddamn.'
    'Welp I guess I'll see you later. Oh, Mike told me something. THE DORMS ARENT MONITORED.'
    'What fun~' you can 'hear' the mirth in her voice

    You decide to take action against shirou yourself and head down to the dorms.

    Taking Kraus out, you activate him.
    "Hey, you think you can fill a room with Fudge?"

    "No, not the whole dorm. just one room."


    You walk down the hallto the door with shirou's name on the name plate By the door jamb.

    You knock twice to see if he's in there. no answer.
    You test the doorknob. It's locked.
    'fucker locks his door but doesnt hesitate opening someone else's without warning? Fuck.'

    "damn its locked." you tell Kraus.

    "okay man." you grab a knife from your pocket and slide it under.


    "ROCK HARD." you reply.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:21 No.17987710
    rolled 69 = 69

    STOP IT!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:25 No.17987730
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:25 No.17987736
    rolled 69 = 69

    How much is Kraus' range?
    I think it's a bad idea to stand directly in front of the door when doing this kind of shit.
    Also, we might get bonus for stealthyness if we manage to pull this off in a non-obvious way.

    Go down the hallway, even better if we can enter our room. Gives us an alibi.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:27 No.17987752
    You don't make it ROCK hard. You make it spongily soft enough for someone able to eat their way out instead of dying horribly or blowing up the side of their room.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:29 No.17987766
    i really hope Shirou is as dense as i picture him to be because there is no way anyone would find their room packed full of fudge like that and not think someone was out to get them.

    if he is... then he'll have a blast clearing it all out.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:32 No.17987785
    rolled 38 = 38

    I hope he doesn't make the FUDGE = SUSAN connection.

    ...On the other hand, we could handwave it by saying that we wanted to surprise him with the Fudge, but then fucked up the distribution due to his room being locked.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:32 No.17987787
    How much you guys want to bet that Erica is getting a 'Handling' from shirou in there?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:33 No.17987794
    rolled 21 = 21

    Keep that fucking NTR bullshit out of here.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:35 No.17987809
    >Go down the hallway, even better if we can enter our room. Gives us an alibi.
    Dorms are not monitored.
    Doesn't seem there's anyone there at the moment. most everyone is with their handlers.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)11:36 No.17987813
    Mmm, how about no?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:36 No.17987815
    what kind of secrets is Shirou hiding in his room?

    Lets spy.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:37 No.17987822
    At most shirou would want to look at erica's striker unit.

    And no that is no euphemism

    >shirou was in the room asleep
    >he's now entombed in fudge
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:39 No.17987835
    rolled 91 = 91

    ...Are you fucking serious?
    We are standing in front of Shirou's room. While it is being filled with Fudge.
    Seriously, there's way too fucking much that can go wrong just by someone walking down the hallway. You must be borderline retarded to not seek out a way to not be seen.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)11:41 No.17987844
    And we did say we'd give him SO MUCH FUDGE.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)11:44 No.17987860
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    You head back to your room. Feeling satisfied with your work.

    'Let's see that fucker eat though that fudge to get his shit." you tell noone in particular.

    Kraus adds.

    "So, what's up with you and Frau?" you ask Kraus


    You hear a knock on your door.

    WHO IS IT?!
    majority vote.
    [Can't be erica though]
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:45 No.17987863
    Shirou. He wants more fudge.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:45 No.17987865
    rolled 86 = 86


    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:45 No.17987866
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:46 No.17987875
    keima. He wants to see bunnymode some more.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:46 No.17987882
    rolled 28 = 28

    Rance. He wants us to help him to make Shirou less retarded.
    >> !HAPPYp0V4U 02/17/12(Fri)11:48 No.17987894
    We triggered too many flags with Keima.
    It can't not be him
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:48 No.17987896
    This. second
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:48 No.17987898
    rolled 61 = 61


    >/tg/ - So gay it is no longer a joke
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:49 No.17987901

    Kamen rider saw everything!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:50 No.17987906
    It's Kamen Rider, here to ask about something completely unrelated.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)11:52 No.17987924
    Of course he did, and understands.

    Regardless, I'm voting Gai shows up
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:52 No.17987925
    this. Im sure we have some more of that potion laying around. And besides we live to serve.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:52 No.17987928
    rolled 46 = 46

    He has come to answer our question

    Also we are a classy motherfucking battle butler if we want to be sipping a drink while we give people beat downs we will do it and look awesome
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:53 No.17987943
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:55 No.17987952
    Keima. Let's have Elsie copy bunnymode.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)11:56 No.17987959
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)11:59 No.17987981
    I dunno, Keima showing up does have its potential. I'm not voting for him right now, but still.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:00 No.17987990
    Is there a reason to cry samefag? In the end, Landing Gear can choose to run this however he wants, regardless of posts.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)12:16 No.17988078
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    You go to the door and open it.
    Keima is standing there with Elsie in hand.

    "Sup brah." you greet him.
    "Nothing much, I just wanted to check in on you and tell you that our group is now officially a 'team'." he tells you in monotone.

    "Yeah Mike told me," You reply. "Guess we're stuck with each other for the time being."


    >Just to clarify guys.
    >Quotation marks mean AUDIBLE DIALOGUE.
    >Aphostrophes used in place of Quotation marks means telepathy

    >Also to MENTILLATE means to use telephaty.
    >I made that word up, feel free to use it.

    "Oh right, where are my manners." you gesture for keima to come inside.

    A table for two is now set in the middle of your room. Kraus in active form sits there filled with, from what you can tell by the scent, a classic Earl Grey.

    "No. I just came by to tell you about that team thing."

    "Oh I insist taht you have tea with me."

    "Alright. Alright. Just a cup of tea."

    You sit keima down and serve him some tea, You also serve yourself some and sit opposite him on the table.

    A few moments pass in awkward silence as you two sip your hot beverages.

    "H-hey." Keima says in a ridiculously small voice "Can I see it?"

    [ ]yes.
    [ ]Of course.
    [ ]AYUP
    [ ]Crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:18 No.17988096
    >[X]Crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:19 No.17988099
    [X]Of course.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:19 No.17988103
    Crazy Ivan. It can only end well.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:20 No.17988108
    [x}Of course.
    Let's see if the top hat transforms with us.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:20 No.17988110
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    Proceed to take pants off
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:20 No.17988114
    [x] See what?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:23 No.17988139
    [X]Of course.
    Unless it's our ripped out, beating heart in her hands we should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:25 No.17988144
    Of course. Fucking finally.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:27 No.17988157
    Dude. Keima is a guy.
    He was only a girl for a day.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:28 No.17988168
    rolled 36 = 36

    All it takes is a little majaik for it to happen again
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:29 No.17988175
    I really hope our guy is straight.
    A complete hetero with absolutely not a bit of insecurity of his sexuality. We might like girly stuff and dress up as a girl once in a while but we just swing that way, at all.
    I think that's pretty funny.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:31 No.17988185
    rolled 91 = 91

    Yeah, better than being bisexual. We should be a paragon of manliness. And real men wear pink.

    Anyway, if Keima makes advances, tell him that we aren't interested in men. And that he looked awesome as girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:31 No.17988190
    We are secure enough in our masculinity and heterosexuality to sleep with a guy, if the pique hits us.
    Or if we think it's funny.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:36 No.17988220
    rolled 86 = 86

    I agree

    Tell him we would sleep with him as a girl if he makes advances but we don't swing the other way
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)12:41 No.17988248
    rolled 25 = 25

    Just once, I want to see what comes of [x]Crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:44 No.17988270
    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:45 No.17988279
    rolled 13 = 13

    Rolling for Crazy Ivan. He's a student from the Advanced class who is insanely powerful. His weapon is a Russian tea set, which as you may know, is actually a bottle of vodka.

    While on one of his signature bouts of dementia, he tears the walls off your room and proceeds to vigorously rape your bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:46 No.17988292
    rolled 53 = 53

    Crazy Ivan is our guardian spirit?

    This guy can be summoned by us at any time. He's also the reason why we drain mana so quickly - He's using some of our power to stay alive.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:47 No.17988299
    rolled 47 = 47

    I want to see if the hat transforms with us.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)12:51 No.17988331
    Just no anal. Not even in girl form.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:00 No.17988396
    rolled 4 = 4

    Hell yes anal

    We ravage all paths and batter down all obstacles in our quest for bitches
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:02 No.17988421
    rolled 90 = 90

    rollin for anal
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:03 No.17988428
    rolled 68 = 68


    Rolling with you, my brother.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:03 No.17988430
    fuck yes!

    >rmsupe impiety
    thats right captcha...
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:04 No.17988438
    rolled 87, 74 = 161

    [X]Crazy Ivan
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)13:05 No.17988446
    rolled 1 = 1

    Brother, we are the fuckER, not the fuckEE, and if we want to put it in Keima-chan's butt when the time comes, we will.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:06 No.17988454
    nice, bro
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)13:08 No.17988469
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    "Of course."
    You stand up and proceed to take off your pants.

    "N-not that you idiot." he says exasperated. "I meant bunnymode."

    "Oh." You feign disappointment in your tone. "you meant that."
    "Yeah. W-what else could I have meant?"

    "Why do you want to see it by the way?"
    "I-I just wanted to look at the costume design." His voice perceptively shaking. "I could use it for a game Im helping some guys are making back home."
    "I-it's not like i enjoy looking at you in it or anything."
    "Well then, as a butler, i could not refuse a guest."

    "Kraus, our guest request to see Bunnymode. Are you up for it"
    You transform into Bunnymode as Keima watches in rapt attention.
    AS you finish transformation you notice something new.
    You are now holding a picnic basket with your left arm.
    You open it and find Jakob inside.
    "Hello, herr Susan. Those ears look cute on you." He says.
    You quickly close the basket back up.

    You turn to Keima
    "Okay, now what?" you ask him
    "Can you twirl around a bit for me?"
    "The way you said it just sounds so wrong."

    "Can you please turn around so i can see the details on the back?"
    "Oh. Okay." you oblige him

    With your back turned to him you can the scribbling of a pencil on paper.
    you turn back around to see that he had completed a rudementary sketch of your costume with the minute details scribbled in text along the margin.
    >> name!name 02/17/12(Fri)13:08 No.17988474
    rolled 61 = 61

    Actually that's the result of someone having a tripcode but no name before it. The tripcode is not highlighted like Anonymous usually is, so you can't see what they rolled. It's probably not intentional.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)13:09 No.17988478
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    "So you really were just interested in the costume?"
    "Of course."
    "Damn, and I had this whole speech set up."
    "What speech?" he asks you.
    "I was gonna say "I dont swing that way", "I only like you as a friend", "I preffer Vaginas"." YOu list off the stuff in your head, "THAT speech."

    "What, you think I..?" hes clearly flabbergasted. "YOu thought that I..."
    "NO." He says firmly.

    Bunny mode powers down and you find yourself back in butler form.
    Keima stands up and prepares to leave.
    "I thank you for your time, and the tea." he says formally. "I'll see you back in training."

    "'Kay man, see ya."

    As he walks out the door you call out to him.
    "Hey Keima. You were cute as a girl."
    "GAH!" he says and his step quicken.

    As you hear the door to his room shut, you turn to Kraus and say, "Send Elsie a copy of the binnymode data. I'm sure they could use it."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:10 No.17988486
    rolled 52 = 52

    I quite like the idea of these two being straight and just misunderstanding each other constantly
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:11 No.17988490
    rolled 79, 85 = 164

    Nicely handled OP.

    Is it time for alchemy yet?
    >> name !OLAi9VIw7M 02/17/12(Fri)13:13 No.17988504
    rolled 15 = 15

    Whoops, fucked up tripcode there. This should demonstrate
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)13:14 No.17988510
    Also, two things to ask Kraus: is the potion stable after our test with Shirou, or are the results still... uncertain?

    And: can we alter the appearance of bunny mode any? Just to look a bit more coordinated, or something
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:16 No.17988518
    rolled 71 = 71

    It would be interesting to be able to change gender in addition to gaining female clothing.
    Might be useful for causing all kinds of awesome shit. We could prank the shit out of everyone.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:18 No.17988532
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    >he wants to change bunnymode.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)13:19 No.17988540
    You insult me, sir. I would never do that. Unless I thought it would be really funny. I'm nokoing for the purpose of noko, not to hide dice.

    That shit ain't cool.

    It's just a bitch to refund threads on my phone after posting.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:20 No.17988557
    >change gender
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:21 No.17988561
    Better color coordination for our BUNNYMODE would be nice.
    Keep the striped panties, but make them side-tied.
    Keima's got a point about looking like a discount dating sim. We should try to look better.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:21 No.17988566
    There's a couple people whining about samefags and noko+dice rolls.. Just ignore it.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:23 No.17988587
    How about if we could change our look. like a female disguise.
    That would be useful.

    Right now bunnymode is just us in drag
    [though we do look quite good in it]
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:28 No.17988623
    >like a female disguise.
    Bunnymode is to DRAW attention and dazzle people. That's not a good base for a disguise.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:30 No.17988640
    rolled 48 = 48

    We add a sub routine to bunny mode.
    OR we make a new mode.

    we look totally different.
    Bonus stealth capabilities.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:33 No.17988666
    That mode only gives us 60 seconds, far too little time.

    I think it better if we get Butler invisibility, relating to how a butler should be unseen but instantly respond when called upon.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:34 No.17988670
    rolled 5 = 5

    Yeah, MAID MODE would be a secret. We tell Kraus to not tell anyone else - Not because we are ashamed, obviously. We just intend it to be nice for recon missions.
    I imagine it would be very useful for gaining information from men. We might also look into a seductor mode to use on women.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)13:34 No.17988674
    No, it's the noko, it hides the email field when used. Just a trip doesn't, as you should be able to see here.

    But any way.
    If we need to do that, we can do it with potions.
    This anon knows what I'm getting at
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:35 No.17988679
    We are always in seductor mode. Always.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)13:39 No.17988710
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    You glance at the watch on your desk.
    You have 15 minutes left until that appointment with the Alchem Mike set-up for you.

    As you walk down the hall and pass by Shirou's room you smell it absolutely reeking with fudge.
    "heh. fudge." you murmur.

    You head out to the R&D buildings.
    Arriving there you take the elevator down to the level written on the scrap of paper.
    You find the room in a dimly lit hallway, a lamp a few meters down flickering on and off, as if on the verge of its lifespan.

    You knock on the door and you hear someone say
    "I have my hands full right now. Let yourself in."

    You open the door to reveal....

    taking ideas.

    i like how you think
    <possible MAID MODE form?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:44 No.17988754
    rolled 29 = 29

    MAID MODE would give us a different power set, centered on stealth.
    Less powerful, but very quiet and hard to see.

    Also, our alchemy teacher should be... Edward Elric?
    Bonus points for making fun of his size.

    How is alchemy in this setting defined? Changing materials or just creating potions and the like?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:44 No.17988756
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:44 No.17988757
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    rolled 5 = 5

    A red haired girl in chinese clothes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)13:45 No.17988762
    What does Kraus have against Bunny Mode, any way?

    I'm with >>17988666 for butler invisibility, rather than a Maid variant. We may not have an issue with wearing women's clothing, but they shouldn't be our go-to gimmick.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:45 No.17988766
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    rolled 62 = 62


    A milf.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:46 No.17988771
    OOH. THIS!
    Now we know who makes that genderflip potion
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:46 No.17988773
    Edward or Alphonse Elric?

    Another Egon Spengler?

    Some white-haired alchemist with extra servo arms holding bubbling mixtures as he slowly drips different ingredients into a solution in a beaker that 2 servo arms are channeling magic into it.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:46 No.17988778
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    rolled 70 = 70

    this guy
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:48 No.17988790
         File: 1329504496.jpg-(21 KB, 620x350, 163059-ezio[1].jpg)
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    rolled 91 = 91

    I'm for Ezio as teacher. He might teach us some very potent potions. And stealth.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)13:49 No.17988799
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    Kraus disapproves of bunnymode since it forces him to turn into a pair of fluffy bunny ears.

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:49 No.17988800
    Also, manly accent.
    Seriously, this guy could teach us a lot about all of our skills. He's a womanizer, after all.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:51 No.17988817
    holy shit, this.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:51 No.17988819
    don't think Ezio knows how to mix a whole lot of potions though.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:52 No.17988829
    rolled 15 = 15

    He did create potent poison.
    I consider the idea to be hilarious - It would be a hidden side to him that now one really knows.
    Though it is implied with bombs and poison.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:55 No.17988853
    rolled 79 = 79

    Ezio Auditore da Firenze
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)13:55 No.17988856
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    I like how you think.

    okay guys, keep the suggestions flying.
    Im just going out to purchase some smokes
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)13:57 No.17988870
    He strikes me as a stealth/combat instructor, not alchemy.

    Rollan for Mr. Elric, either one
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)13:58 No.17988877
    rolled 7 = 7

    Goddamnit, fucked up the dice
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:00 No.17988884
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    rolled 99 = 99

    Seconding Magical Red head.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:00 No.17988891
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    Alchemy? As in poisons and potions? When Magical Girls are around?

    It must be Magical Amber.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:01 No.17988896
    Watch as OP picks ranma over ezio.
    Ezio seems more of a combat trainer than an alchemist.

    Ranma is also a combatant. But the genderflip thing is just too good of a connection to not make.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:01 No.17988900
    rolled 31 = 31

    Once we reached MAID MODE, we need to find him.

    Landing Gear, is that possible?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:02 No.17988906
         File: 1329505334.png-(311 KB, 450x750, 1287279145995.png)
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    rolled 50 = 50

    Battle Princess, wandering the school grounds
    >> Alpharius 02/17/12(Fri)14:02 No.17988912
    I'll second Wasshu.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:02 No.17988915
    rolled 64 = 64

    Seems like we'll be hitting on our teacher...

    I say she's stuck in female mode. She used the new students as scapegoats to find a potion that might be potent enough to cure her.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:03 No.17988921
    rolled 53 = 53

    ...The fuck was I thinking?
    I meant guinea pigs.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:07 No.17988955
    How about dual personalities.Female ranma is completely different from male ranma.

    And they treat each other like siblings.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:08 No.17988965
    I'm seconding any characters that actually have something to do with ALCHEMY.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:09 No.17988968
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    rolled 54 = 54

    Pic related?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:09 No.17988975
    Seemed like a good idea, hyperscientist from the magical Tenchi universe? yes please.

    But people seem to prefer the lower tier ones, hell Edward and Alphonse don't even make potions, the very concept of what alchemy does in their universe is different from what we're trying to learn.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:11 No.17988985
    >low tier

    Bitch please. go back to your LOVE HINA in space.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:11 No.17988988
    rolled 64 = 64

    We could always go with Snape.
    But that would be boring.

    Still trying to think of a fitting alchemist... I know that there's multiple alchemist characters that I know of. But I can't seem to remember them.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:13 No.17988996
    Then how about Leonardo Da Vinci? I mean, we dont truly know how the time flows here so it could be possible xD
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:14 No.17989004
    rolled 29 = 29

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:14 No.17989007
    No other Nasufags in the thread, I see.
    Very well. I thought it'd be hilarious.

    I'll cast my vote for Ranma, then.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:16 No.17989016
    Ranma knows jack shit about potions, he was always a martial artist who transformed in water cause his father was an idiot about where they trained.

    unarmed combat instructor? high tier, potions and alchemy? shit tier.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:16 No.17989017
    rolled 21 = 21

    So are you trolling or are you serious?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:16 No.17989022
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    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:17 No.17989031
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:17 No.17989032
    rolled 97 = 97

    I agree. He's basically the perfect mentor for us.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:18 No.17989044
    rolled 11 = 11

    I haven't even seen the show but it looks surprisingly fitting.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:18 No.17989045
    rolled 21 = 21


    Rolling for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:19 No.17989048
    rolled 76 = 76

    Yeah, anything else would be dumb. This is the proper thematic and aesthetic choice, bar none.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:19 No.17989051

    i support this
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:20 No.17989057
    rolled 35 = 35

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:22 No.17989072
    rolled 3 = 3

    Wow, I hope OP listens to this rather than going with the 99 rolled for Ranma.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:25 No.17989092
    Well he didn't actually ask for rolls, he just said he was taking suggestions.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)14:29 No.17989118
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    We'll seeing as how overwhelming the support is for that one ill roll with it.
    Problem is, i have never seen the show.
    Im im mostly gonna bullshit it along the way.

    BRB reading a chapter. to get a feel
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)14:35 No.17989179
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    sooo... yakitate japan but alchohol?
    i need to read the second chapter.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:36 No.17989189
    I dunno, OP. I haven't read it either.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:37 No.17989193
    rolled 26 = 26

    He's extremely polite, courteous, and helpful, reads people really well, and always has what seems to be the exact right drink and story to help a person overcome/come to terms with their problems. In short, he is the perfect bartender.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:39 No.17989212
    I have read it and it is quite awesome. The characters nickname is The God Hands I think. Cant remember too well tho, was some time since I read it.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:40 No.17989223

    has the title "glass of god" if i remember correct.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:42 No.17989248
    rolled 52 = 52

    > The God Hands
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)14:51 No.17989335
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    Okay. i think i can roll a bit with just 2 chapters in me.


    YOu open the door and find yourself in an old fashioned bar.
    A far cry from the witches coven or Chemical lab you were expecting.

    Behind the magnificent bar stands a man who looks to be around in his mid 20s.

    "Welcome." he says. "can I offer you a drink?"
    "Uhhhh, excuse me but I was looking for the laboratory of a mr.Ryuu?"

    "Ah you must be that kid Mike was training." he gestures you towards one of the stools "have a seat."

    "So, How can I help you today my friend?"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:52 No.17989342
    rolled 28 = 28

    Just saw the first episode.
    It's "glass of god" or "glass of the gods".
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)14:53 No.17989363
    rolled 14 = 14

    "I'm hoping to learn about alchemy. It sounds like something I might want to specialize in, what with my aesthetic."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)14:56 No.17989387
    "Mike said you could help me learn about alchemy, but I gotta say, this is not what I was expecting."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:07 No.17989458
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:13 No.17989505
    rolled 90 = 90

    He'll swoop our feet and give us the perfect drink.

    What is our perfect drink of the occasion?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:14 No.17989510
    rolled 4 = 4

    Dunno. But HE will.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/17/12(Fri)15:15 No.17989525
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:16 No.17989534
    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:19 No.17989560
    rolled 70 = 70

    Shirley Temple
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)15:21 No.17989585
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    "I was hoping to learn about alchemy, that potion they baited us with the last day perked my interests."
    You begin to explain. "And the fact that my magical aesthetic focuses on beverages also makes me wonder what i could do if i infused some alchemy with them."

    "Ah, so you tried my Wild-Horse huh?" he says with a smile as he wipes some glasses with a cloth he produced from under his bar.

    "I didn't actually drink it though," you clarify, "i analyzed it."

    "I see." He looks you in the eyes, "let me tell you a story."

    "During one of my field assignments here in the IDPKB, I once met a fellow peacekeeper that had quite a unique problem."

    "Every night he'd come into the bar we used as a front for our office and ask me for a drink. But no matter what i served him, he never seemed satisfied."

    "I found out that that operative was cursed. Cursed to transform into a woman whenever water touched him.As you can imagine, he didnt take this curse too well."

    "So he just kept coming back to the bar each night asking for drinks that would never lift his spirits."
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)15:22 No.17989596
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    He grabs a bottle from the wall behind him and pours himself a shot. A poof of smoke and he turned into a woman.
    "One night he came into my bar and what he saw was this." she gestures to her now feminine body.

    "i had been researching her curse for weeks after i learned about it, but it still gave me little insight about him. So I concocted a potion to duplicate the curse. I used it on my self a few days before to actually experience it."

    "When he came in and saw me as a female, he was enraged. He thought i was mocking him.I told him he wasn't and served him a drink."

    "I didnt serve him alcohol that night. no."
    "I made him some coffee. and i got him to open up to me."

    "from that night on we had coffee together. And it seemed that a great weight was lifted off his shoulders."

    "You see, what he needed wasnt alcohol, what he needed was the camaraderie. And I needed to experience a bit of how he felt to be able to connect with him."

    He wipes the top of the pristine bar with a rag
    "Experience is way more valuable than analysis."
    "i could have read books on his curse for years, and not learn a single thing. but a few days in female form allowed me to share, if even a little, of his burden."

    You are floored by this man. To go so far for a friend, no, a customer.

    "Now here's what i want from you. I want to experience you."

    "Serve me a drink."
    He steps out from behind the bar and gestures you inside.
    "Any drink you want"

    ***ROLL FOR SKILL***
    also what do we serve Ryuu?

    Goddamn you /tg/ for adding another manga to my reading list.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:24 No.17989615
    rolled 22 = 22


    But seriously. Earl Grey.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:25 No.17989622
    rolled 67 = 67

    You captured his manner perfectly. Let's serve him a dark, rich tea.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:26 No.17989624
    rolled 78 = 78

    A light herbal tea good for relaxing stiff joints but still tasting slightly sweet without being overpowering.
    >> Alpharius 02/17/12(Fri)15:26 No.17989628
    rolled 51 = 51

    vlcsnap seems to piss people off, and I really don't know why. Bloated file-size or something?

    Anyway, the man needs tea fit for the gods themselves.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:27 No.17989634
    rolled 16 = 16

    >tell's the story of a depressed ranma

    Well done OP.

    We make him tea. BY HAND. NO MAJAIKS
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:27 No.17989636

    this works nicely, unfortunately i know jackshit about drinks so i'll leave the rolling to the guys that do.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:27 No.17989639
    rolled 21 = 21

    Because VLC is shitty.
    Use MPC.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:27 No.17989640
    rolled 58 = 58

    Serve a cup of Irish coffee.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:28 No.17989644
    rolled 53 = 53

    Rolling for hot chocolate with cream.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:29 No.17989646
    rolled 13 = 13

    All these shitty rolls
    This means if we get good enough we'll get laid with Erica?
    Since always when bad rolls we could butler Erica.
    >> Alpharius 02/17/12(Fri)15:29 No.17989650
    I don't even use VLC. I use ZoomPlayer, but I'll look into MPC, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:29 No.17989652
    rolled 61 = 61

    You see.
    Erica'll be involved.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:31 No.17989663
    You really really portrayed him perfectly Landing Gear Well Done! Anyway I need to be reminded how to roll these dices and then Iam up for some suggesting of actions as well ^^
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)15:32 No.17989675
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    sorry grabbed a pic off google.

    It's not that good. I only have 3 chapters in me so far.

    People dislike VLC, [i do too, a little]
    It's a bare bones program that will play anything, but it does so horrendously.

    >anyone else having the problem of captcha not changing? Showing the same image over and over until you hit refresh on it?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:32 No.17989676
    rolled 57 = 57

    You not only need to be reminded on how to use dice, you also need a reminder on proper etiquette on this website.
    Either you adapt or you go back to /gaia/, fucknut.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:33 No.17989680
    rolled 54 = 54

    This is a man who has seen and heard it all.
    Long Island ice team. Something with a bit of everything.. that tastes like tea. Because you're a goddamned butler and he's a bartender.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)15:35 No.17989687
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    Put "dice+1d100" in the email field.
    The first number is the number of dice, the second is the type.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:38 No.17989710
    rolled 79 = 79

    9 posts after this 'til autosage, wat do?
    I suggest shooting new thread with that sweet sweet vanilla tea.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:43 No.17989754
    This is /tg/, broseph. Threads can survive, nay, thrive for over a hundred posts past the bump limit with ease. Especially quest threads.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:47 No.17989797
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    rolled 94 = 94

    Very well.
    So, vanilla tea.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)15:55 No.17989876
    rolled 68 = 68

    Yes, that is acceptable.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)16:11 No.17990028
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    You position yourself behind the bar as Ryuu seats himself on a stool.

    "Would you mind if I used my own equipment?"
    "Of course not." he replies "feel free to do as you please."

    You take Kraus out of your pocket.
    "Kraus, Active mode."
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)16:12 No.17990034
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    As you begin to set up to make some tea for your host, he speaks up

    "Oh, your device is a teaset? How, I enjoy seeing non-weapon Devices."

    "Almost all of the new recruits go for guns or a sword. It's not that i disapprove of them, but it just pleases me to see someone open minded enough to have such a unique partner"

    As you prepare some Ceylon, you feel him watching your every move.

    As you serve it to him. he looks Up at you and asks, "This aroma, this is Ceylon, is it not? tell me. Why did you choose this?"

    "I chose to serve you Ceylon for one basic reason. I dislike the smell of alcohol, and i wanted to cover it up by brewing that."

    "Your honesty is invaluable. But as I've said, I want the experience." he sips on the tea approvingly. Not saying anything until He finishes the glass.

    "I will teach you basic alchemy." he says.
    "Thank you sir." you answer, as you clean up the bar once more.

    "Very well, now for starters. Do you have any questions for me?" he asks you.

    "Why a bar?" You bluntly say.

    ""Why not a cauldron, or a laboratory?" you mean."

    "Y-yeah. I came here expecting beakers and flasks. I did'nt expect to walk into a bar this deep under R&D."

    "It's the same reason you have a teapot for a partner. One works best if he is in his element.
    And for me this bar, no, Johnny is most comfortable."

    "But in the end I feel like i could still do just as well with a pail and a rusty spoon."

    "For alchemy, it actually would apply to everything under the sun, remember this. It's not HOW you make it, but WHY you make it that's important."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:19 No.17990089
    rolled 45 = 45

    "'Johnny' eh? May I ask when we will move on to brewing? Apologies if I feel like I am rushing, alchemy is just so interesting, and I'm glad you started lessons already."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:20 No.17990098
    We should let him examine the experimental potion we brewed and let him explain what the fuck we just made.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:22 No.17990111
    rolled 58 = 58

    And what the fuck we did wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:23 No.17990118
    rolled 45 = 45

    Good idea.
    Hopefully he won't judge us on this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)16:28 No.17990169
    This, but explain it kinda sheepishly.

    Hang on a minute. If the dorms aren't monitored, how did Mike know we had analyzed it?
    Well, okay, aside from using a derivative on Shirou.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)16:31 No.17990189
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    Time flies bar inside the bar as Ryuu discusses with you the basics of alchemy. You never got to actually create anything. But you feel like you are now a step in the right direction.

    The bar's lights blink thrice.
    "Oops there's the last call for us. Thanlks for the reminder Johnny."
    "You are most welcome." you hear a voice reply.

    You look up at the old clock on the wall and see that it's already past 21:00

    "You should go grab some dinner and head back to the dorms. Tomorrow's the Medical examinations for the trainees, and you'd not want to be in less than great shape." he tell's you.

    "Come see me on your next free day. My door will always be open for you Hayate."

    You walk out of the room and into the night.

    Okay, it's 6am here. and I also need the sleep.
    I will continue in about 6 hours.

    NEXT TIME ON MSQ: Mein Engel.

    [you guys save up your best rolls, you're gonna need it for CQC exercises with Erica]
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:31 No.17990190
    rolled 74 = 74

    No. With calm pride. We did pretty okay for an untrained first attempt.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:32 No.17990197
    >My door will always be open for you Hayate

    You did it again, OP!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:33 No.17990203
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:34 No.17990210
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:34 No.17990212
    First, how the fuck did he work out our name?

    Second, CQC with Erica? Can we keep our focus long enough to actually fight, or are we going to end up ogling her too much to actually fight?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:34 No.17990216
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/17/12(Fri)16:35 No.17990225
    >My door will always be open for you Hayate."
    Wait.... how... what?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:35 No.17990226
    rolled 60 = 60

    again with the Hayate
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:36 No.17990236
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    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:38 No.17990251
    OP slips up when he's sleepy.

    Id like to think that in-meta it means that people actually know who 'Susan' is

    Sakura, Kraus, and now Ryuu
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:40 No.17990269
    rolled 40 = 40

    Well, Kraus is a mind-linked device, Sakura has precognition abilities of great magnitude and Ryuu is also borderline omniscient.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:41 No.17990279
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    Why would we be practicing mercy-killings?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:44 No.17990307
    rolled 87 = 87


    better dump all the low rolls
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:45 No.17990320
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    rolled 94 = 94

    God dammit stop that you're wasting the 50+ rolls
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:46 No.17990335
    rolled 19 = 19

    Stop it.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:47 No.17990347
    look who's talking. Fuckass.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/17/12(Fri)16:47 No.17990348
    ... Goddamnit, stop depleting the dice.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:48 No.17990359
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    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:51 No.17990394
    rolled 50 = 50

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:53 No.17990415
    rolled 36, 19, 63, 8, 96, 45, 92, 44, 17, 90, 43, 83, 39, 87, 1, 70, 61, 11, 64, 6 = 975

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:53 No.17990422
    rolled 27, 15, 26, 2, 38, 9, 68, 46, 91, 42, 54, 95, 5, 80, 11, 50, 97, 53, 66, 29, 92, 32, 15, 61, 16 = 1120

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)16:57 No.17990470
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    rolled 60, 30, 2, 46, 42, 89, 70, 8, 41, 66, 23, 3, 42, 90, 22, 68, 83, 51, 8, 18, 30, 49, 16, 90, 59 = 1106

    They see me rollin'
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)17:00 No.17990492
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)17:08 No.17990574
    rolled 74, 50, 49, 33, 10, 27, 47, 12, 3, 36, 66, 39, 56, 23, 57, 40, 69, 12, 91, 87 = 881

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)17:12 No.17990619
    rolled 17, 98, 4, 93, 61, 92, 2, 12, 49, 10, 26, 48, 63, 89, 49, 57, 43, 33, 61, 94, 34, 17, 44, 80, 26 = 1202

    roll thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)17:13 No.17990634
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    rolled 48, 91, 91, 78, 2, 43, 70, 77, 77, 42, 92, 88, 52, 4, 86, 83, 74, 38, 34, 80, 72, 73, 50, 44, 72 = 1561

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)17:15 No.17990653
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    rolled 56, 96, 10, 6, 61, 39, 90, 10, 79, 1, 35, 14, 35, 32, 6, 23, 5, 42, 13, 8, 27, 6, 41, 6, 57 = 798

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)17:16 No.17990668
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    rolled 67, 53, 46, 52, 42, 84, 14, 10, 74, 53, 66, 76, 10, 74, 96, 98, 27, 8, 16, 67, 5, 67, 56, 99, 95 = 1355

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)17:17 No.17990678
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    rolled 33, 5, 16, 76, 8, 38, 16, 66, 87, 37, 4, 35, 39, 58, 26, 92, 93, 76, 35, 15, 37, 34, 82, 59, 75 = 1142

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)17:19 No.17990697
    rolled 15 = 15

    Thank you for fucking with the archive, faggots.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)17:29 No.17990823
    rolled 94 = 94

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)19:11 No.17991676
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)19:19 No.17991749
    The retarded is strong in this one.
    Must be the dice fucker from above.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)19:36 No.17991920
    rolled 89 = 89

    It's been Autosage for 36 posts (this included), no bumping this one.

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