Telepathic column of obsidian.

A huge throbbing Dick


Cheny

a mass spectrometer

>>17885128

Seems a reasonable choice, one which I support on the condition that the telepathic column of obsidian also feature an all-seeing eye hovering over the top, possibly aflame.

rolled 4 = 4

A burning hourglass

We shall appear in the form of the Judaic angels of wisdom, the Auphanim. Living, ever-spinning wheels within wheels, covered with eyes that perceive all things. Resting in eternal calm at the heart of this divine gyroscope shall be our quintessence.

Pic related.

A great hand reaching out across the stars...

All reasonably combinable ideas shall be combined by the way.

rolled 3 = 3

>>17885188
Wait, this is better.
>see pic

High above the earth in the darkness of the night, the stars have begun to vanish. As the last pinpoint of light vanishes from the heavens, the only thing left is the pale and ominous moon, a last bastion against total darkness.

The moon blinks.

When it opens again, we see only a massive eye.

The stars open their eyes as well, and the sky is covered in nothing but an endless expanse of eyes, as far as anyone can see.

We have arrived.

Each observer sees me as a highly idealized version of their own species and ethneticity.

>>17885248

You aren't OP... Unless that was just a prosey way of describing what you think we should look like, in which case considering
>>17885172
>>17885204
>>17885240
we will probably have alot of eyes.

>>17885273
Indeed, that was merely my suggestion, phrased in the most elegant way possible.

Also, I fear you are misusing the word "prosaic." It is a common error to assume it's a more poetic way of saying "poetic" when in fact it means the exact opposite.

rolled 91 = 91

A tilted ring of brass, gold and platinum. It always seem enormously huge and far away.

>>17885273
I know I'm not OP, I was just couching my suggestion in flowery prose for the sake of convincing people to support it. Good idea though, right?

can we appear as pic related?

because nothing says creepy like a massive smile.

>>17885329
Wait...did I just run into a parallel universe/future incarnation of myself?

OSHIT TIME PARADOX

Combining. . .

You shall appear as a ominous flaming eye with an hourglass shaped pupil. Around this heart of your form shall circle uncountable wheels of platinum and gold which spin constantly, with the speed and inevitability of the sands which fall within your pupil. Covering these wheels will be smaller, versions of your eye, though rather than flaming they burn with angelic majesty. As your throne, you fashion a obelisk of obsidian, though rather than walls it seems to be made of thousands of statuesque hands that though motionless seems to be clawing their way to the peak. In terms of interaction, these hands may suddenly come to life to fly to any of the infinite corners of the universe to do your work. Should a mortal ever appear before though, your form shall shift into a perfect figure in their perception, save for that it shall be made purely of obsidian, and that its eyes shall be unmistakably yours.

Yes, this is satisfactory you decide. Off to the meet now, though you continue to think of ideas on how you will act and what you will create on your way there.

>>17885370
Aren't we fancy. We're a pretty FABULOUS! god.

>>17885370
>our servants are obsidian hands which form parts of our throne when not working

Pretty damn cool.

>>17885370

i like the fact we can punch anything we want.

>>17885407
Anything we want anytime anywhere.

We must find a mortal and empower him. He shall be our word, our champion, our son.

First of all, is there already a planet or whatever that we're going to make stuff on top of, or will that be made from scratch?

If there is such a world already in existence, will we be creating life upon it, or is it perhaps already inhabited by some preexisting life-forms which we might uplift?

>>17885350
Haha sorry 'bout that, I mistakenly thought he was responding to my post about the Auphanim. We both had the same idea about flowery language, it seems.

You arrive in the void, the empty area where creations begin. You are instantly aware of four others in this oblivion, remembering the form you had decided on you manifest.

You seem to be the first to do so, as your new eye sees nothing in this place. The other gods, however, seem to realize you have the right idea and shortly materialize themselves.

The first to manifest you know to be the GM. His name is Ius. His form Seems to be a ripoff of angels. He has a perfect human body, very masculine in feature, with two feathery white wings. In his right hand he clutches a rusted sword. He wears a blindfold.

The second must be Sarma. You guess this because it mentioned that it wanted to create primarily because it wanted to make art. Her form, now before you, is definitely the form a goddess of beauty would take.

You scoff a bit at the lack of originality of these two. But turn your focus to the third.

This one manifests at first as a formless inferno. But with time the inferno seems to take on shape. It is now a vaguely humanoid torso with pillars of fire making something that looks a cross between wings and arms. It has the head of a dragon's skull, also wreathed in flames.

You suddenly hear a voice.

"OH! Ah... Aw shit... I forgot that we were supposed to do this, um, just give me a second guys, ill think of something."

cont...

>>17885470

You will be making it from scratch.

>>17885470
I would also like to know a bit more about the other gods with whom we will be working. What are the forms of their avatars? Will we be working in concert with them to create a single world and divvy up the portfolios, or will we each make our own world and compete to see which turns out best?

>>17885529
Shit, sorry for the late post.

Wow, our avatar is fucking awesome compared to the others. Hope our high god GM takes our obvious creativity into account.

>>17885549
Yeah, the others are lame... At least the dragon demon guy tried to be original, but he ended up as a balrog of morgoth.

"That is acceptable." Ius says, "I will probably change mine some before we are finished today."

"Yes, I think I will as well." Sarma adds. You think the others are impressed by your appearance, so much so that Ius and Sarma seem to be embarrassed by their more humble forms.

"Would everyone please introduce themselves?" Ius says, "I am Ius, the GM."

"I am Sarma."

"Im Picus." Speaks the inferno with a booming voice. "When can we begin?"

"Soon" responds Ius. "And you, shapeless one?"

"Uh," Begins the voice from nowhere, "Actually that sounds awesome! Yah I'll be the shapeless one. Just a sec."

A few moments later a creature appears purely chaotic in shape, all the other gods look away in slight disgust.

It's time for you to introduce yourself... How do you do so?"

>>17885499
So we've got a fairly traditionalist high god, another traditionalist aesthetically-minded goddess, a slacker god, and a pyromaniac god. And then there's us. I'm thinking the slacker's gonna be a trickster god and the pyromaniac's gonna be a BBEG god.

we are fate.

>>17885589

I AM QUOD MASCULUM.

>>17885529

You will be working together. The first session is normally spent going around the void with each god adding something new to creation, once the GM thinks the world is complete major creation ends and the normal sessions begin. During these sessions the gods will oversee creation and may influence it in whatever ways they wish (with adjudication to prevent too drastic and sudden changes by the GM). Each God will try to bring the entirety of creation towards their wanted vision and attempt to manipulate each-other and mortals to do so without incurring the wrath of the GM.

>>17885589
We shall be Uraemrys, the Abdal.

(Abdal is a Sufi term, referring to a select group of saints whose actions and beliefs maintain the existence of the world in accordance with God's will. An equivalent term is Pillar of Heaven)

>>17885613
>>17885614

From this point onwards please roll a d100 to help me choose commands which cannot be combined.

>>17885589
We are the legion of souls, the beholder of truth and the grasper of the infinite.

rolled 78 = 78

>>17885641
not the poster, but rolling for this one.

rolled 19 = 19

>>17885648
rolling for my post, started writing before the message was posted.

rolled 56 = 56

>>17885641
Seconded.

rolled 89 = 89

>>17885641
This is too good not to pick.

>>17885641

I third this one

Being the maintainer of the gods' will is probably enough for doing whatever we want between the order/beauty pair and the chaos/destruction pair.
Having fate in as domain would let us rules lawyer though.

rolled 61 = 61

>>17885648
>>17885641

"I am Uraemrys." You reveal. "The Abdal, The beholder of truth and grasper of the infinite."

You realize non of the othersgave titles. However upon finishing you can tell Ius is impressed.

"You said you have never done this before?" He asks.

"Correct, but I am well prepared."

Ius nods.

"let's begin."

he outstretches his left arm. From the void suddenly a new color emerges, grey against the eternal black. Then a bright light appears beside it.

"There, like I said we will be using YAHWEH's physics system for most things. This is called a planet and star, the first necessary thing for this kind of creation. Sarma, You're next."

She nods, she holds her hands upwards and spins as though dancing, suddenly the void is filled with countless "stars" as well as gasses, other rocks, and things you don't have names for.

"Those are galaxies, I recommend you move the home star system into one Ius."

He does so.

Picus looks down upon the first rock, and blasts it with flame. When he finishes, the rock goes through a stage where it seems to be entirely magma, but then the magma cools around the surface. you can feel oceans of magma still burning under this cruse, and plates floating about it.

"Formless one?" Ius prompts.

"Oh, uh, I'll go last."

". . .Very well, Uraemrys?"

You need to add something to the cosmology or geography now. What should it be?.

>>17885782

Crust

>>17885782
black holes, let's be "That God".

>>17885782
>that feel when people approve of your ideas
Thanks for supporting my name suggestion, guys.

As for our first contribution...let us be the proverbial wind over the water. Let us contribute water in both liquid and vapor form. This will give us the basis for oceans and an atmosphere.

>>17885782
Strike the rock, so that some splinters split off of it and become new, smaller rocks that circle around the first.

>>17885831

>Obsidian
>Eye of fire
>Contributing water
>SRSLY?

captcha: appears trolsh
Yes captcha I agree, he does appear trollish.

rolled 57 = 57

Strike the planet with a meteor, sending a mass of rock out into space to form the moon, an eye in the night that illuminates the heavens, and a second sun that illuminates the truth when surrounded by darkness.

Let's contribute the rest of the Lambd-CMD model so we get accelerating expansion and invisible matter and that foreboding not for mortals stuff.

rolled 10 = 10

>>17885912
The meteor strike would probably leave some space rock behind after making a single moon. Use the remains to make several smaller moons as well, along with the larger moon.

>>17885826
Black holes have maximum entropy so that is the chaos god's job.

>>17885912
this, it's too poetical and grand not to take, and we seem to have a knack for being grand.

rolled 86 = 86

>>17885912
Rolling for this

>>17885912
it's got my vote

>>17885838
Picus is already a dragon of fire, do we really need more? Also, our burning eye is probably more along the lines of "the light of truth" or whatever, not actual elemental fire.

Everyone seems to agree with each other a lot in this quest. I like it.

So is this a magical moon and dwarf or not?

rolled 67 = 67

>>17885912
>>17885912

this, as already stated, but with multiple satellites, possibly even using the hands to guide events so that one is almost completely obsidian...

rolled 7 = 7

>>17885912
Alright, a better idea than the water. But let's send one of our obsidian hand-servants to punch or slap the planet instead of just a meteor.

>>17885912

You nod and focus the first of your thousand eyes upon the planet. ten hands fly off of your throne to where Sarma had left to orbit millions of smaller rocks. They grab one and form together behind it, punching it at once. The rock flies towards your center eye, and just as it meets your form the wheels part and allow it through, when it passes through your eye it becomes alit with flame and guidance. It then flies to and collides with the planet, only to withdraw still intact. Fragments of the planet however about, and collide with your projectile, adding to its mass, sealing this blessed rock within. Eventually the origional rock, still alight with your fires, is coverered by a nearly perfect sphereical shell of the planets fragments.

"This is called a moon, And it shall be an eye in the night that illuminates the heavens, and a second sun that illuminates the truth when surrounded by darkness."

The other gods nod.

"All right I got this." The Formless interjects. And suddenly you can feel the universe begin to expand outward. Energies flow about the universe now with no pattern save for distribution. And in a few areas all light gets extinguished as a unsustainable amount of energy erupts.

"Let's just call that, entropy." It says, giddy.

cont...

>>17886106
Meteor is how our moon happened.

>>17886129
entropy is a statistics thing...
aw never mind.

>>17886129
Is he That guy or That guy? Because he did create something that dickish but he probably just made himself the ultimate, primordial BBEG.

>>17886129
Well shit, this is starting to sound an awful lot like the creation story in Diane Duane's So You Want To Be A Wizard series. The Lone Power, the one who hung back and watched the other Powers create the universe, finally added entropy when it was his turn to contribute. He ended up being the Satan-analogue for his crime, but for the purposes of this quest I feel we can forgive him for adding a YAHWEH-standard concept to the mix.

I vote we watch the Shapeless One very carefully, though. He doesn't seem to have a good handle on this whole god business quite yet.

>>17886155
Then he just made statistics.

...The bastard.

>>17886155
Well, there could be a universe where there is no entropy, no energy lost ever.

Then again I only know the basics for this so I could just have taken a million cocks in my ass with that sentence for all I know.

>>17886155

Fuck common sense

>>17886129

"Now to add sapience." Ius begins, but Sarma interjects. "May I add non-sapient life? I have decorated the skies but the world is still barren"

"Yes, but you will lose your turn in the normal passing."

"That is fine." Sarma accepts, and falls down upon the rock. Once there she sighs and fills the planet with some of the gasses found thorugh the universe. With this shell of gas addes, she begins to sow life can may feed on these gasses and the sun in order to grow, and soon the planet is covered in green.

"Stop there." Ius says. "You may not do more than that in one turn."

She seems saddend, but nods.

Ius draws his sword and swings it, it collides with the sun, and when it emerges from the other side flares burt forth from the blade in the suns color, takeing forms resembling him.

"These are angels, they shall preserve order throughout the universe, and all good sapience will look to them for inspiration."

Picus then flies to one of the black holes made by The Formless. He blasts his flames through one of these holes, and when they emerge on the other side the flames are black and twisted. They too take on forms resembling him.

"These are demons, they will stand for those who do not wish to look upon the angels in reverence, and those who wish only for individual freedoms."

You are unnerved by this, it seems like he is trying to create conflict already... but then again Ius was kind of pushy with his angels... but maybe Picus is just trying to balance things out.

Anyway it is your turn now... You need to create some kind of psuedomortal sapience... not purely organic, that comes later.

>>17886245
>Energy
>Lost
Energy is indestructible. It just converts to a different form or in to mass.

>>17886245
Entropy isn't energy loss. It's an irreversible increase in disorder.

>>17886336
Doesn't mean it can't get lost. "Lost" means you can't find it. There's a lot of matter and energy in our own universe that is lost.

>>17886353
It's not lost either, we know where the energy is, it's just useless heat out where we can't really use it.

rolled 65 = 65

>>17886325
Create a being off glass and smoke with single eye.

>>17886353
Want to become a Magical Girl?

>>17886325
Where light does not touch, there are shadows, and in those shadows shall dwell the Mustaar, the unseen (Hebrew word), who enforce the twilight of morality, and the duality of the world.

>>17886392
can the glass be a bit semi-liquid?

rolled 73 = 73

>>17886325

Well, to fit in with our template of fate/ the watcher/ the pillar of heaven. I vote that we create a form of sentinel, a covenant in place to prevent the angels of Ius and the Demons of Picus from interfereing too heavily in thge affairs of mortals. They shall also be responsible for maintaining the sanctity of our joint works, despensing justice upon those who would destablilise the planet's structural integrity.

not sure what to call them though, how about the Khidr (its sufi again.

rolled 89 = 89

>>17886325
>pseudomortal sapience
>angels and demons
Presumably supernatural sapience, then. Alright, lessee then...

Our Abdal title should probably guide our actions here. Since Ius and Picus have created angels and demons and thus set the stage for the conflict of "good" vs. "evil," we should create something that might preserve the balance.

Let us, then, wake the elements. Let us give life and consciousness to the stone, water, air, and flames of the world. By creating elemental spirits, we shall allow the world a chance to preserve itself. They, and the world through them, shall be beholden to us for this act.

>>17886325

From your eye comes a bright light, the light of Truth and Unknowable Wisdom. The piercing ray strikes the planet before you, cooling its boiling surface.

Bathed in this pure light of knowledge and reason, the ground begins to shake under your power. Large stone beings erupt from the dirt, each with 7 red eyes.

>>17886325
As poetic texts seem to be the norm...

"These are the fey" A myriad of creatures, each with such weird, undefined and unnatural forms as you begins to spawn as drops from your form. "They are my children, they are sinners and saints, arrogant and kind, immature and wise. They will serve none and this world will be their oyster, a home for their petty vendettas and brilliant experiments. They will be the guidance and demise of all sentient life, and they will never learn from their mistakes and they will never unite or form a true goal."

>>17886536

And also.

"They, my children, shall be my opposites, my nemesis, never conforming, never accepting any laws, especially mine."

rolled 78 = 78

Let us scatter shards of obsidian across the surface of this world, each one imbued with a small amount of our power. Where they strike, the earth itself shall rise up, creating guardians to watch over the planet and protect all who dwell upon it.

The largest shards shall bend the earth around them to form great titans, immense beings who shall sleep until the time is right, upon which they shall wake and perform the tasks appointed to them at the dawn of time itself.

> Be a physics major
> Write up a technical explanation of entropy for /tg/
> Quest thread got back on topic

>>17886585
Post it anyway, might be enlightening for all of us.

>>17886585
Yes, I can't handle all these dicks I apparently just plugged in.

>>17886563
"And they shall watch this world, taking delight in all that they see. Every laugh of joy, every scream of pain, an irresistable pleasure in their ears. Each new sensation, something unique and memorable to be preserved in the library of time."

ITT: /tg/ gets eloquent.

You don't like the stage for war which currently exists. You believe it is necissary to create a force now which has in its interest not the moral agenda of a god but rather the preservation of the universe itself. You look upon the various energies and forms which make up the universe and take bits from each of them. From each you craft beings charged with the preservation of their elements, and thus the universe itself.

"These are elementals, for they are crafted of the base elements of this universe in for the universe they stand, but as representatives and guardians."

The Formless seems to divide himself into other peices. These fragments are for a moment still, but with time begin to writhe into forms which do not belong in the same place as such concrete laws as this universe thus far runs by.

"These are abominations." He says. "For that is what they are to this world, to remind it that they are nothing to the cosmos, and that they exist because terrors to great for them to imagine haven't cared to awaken to them yet."

"No." Ius says. They do not belong here.

"But you said we could use eldritch rules too! And these function by text book eldritch..."

"Fine, but they shall be sealed to a realm of their own." And with a sweep of his sword it was so. "And that realm shall be called the far realm, for it shall be far from this world."

Cont...

rolled 13 = 13

>>17886451
>>17886493

Combination of these two. We must preserve the balance of power between the angles and demons.

>>17886536

I'm sorry I missed this while typing. Although it would have lost the roll anyway, don't worry though, there will be future opportunities for their implementation.

Hm, so right now we have:

Angels: Law and Order, conventional morality
Demons: Chaos, Freedom
Elementals: Balance and preservation of the world.
Abominations: Cosmic Horrors, by their very nature not of this world and in essence opposed to it.

I think we've found our nemesis. It's gonna be Ius vs Picus and Uraemrys vs the Formless while Sarma just acts generally useless isn't it?

>>17886674
>Elementals

I'm seriously a bit pissed at you for choosing the most boring of options.

>>17886708
>>17886674
Perhaps the "fey" can simply be the way the elementals appear to the sapient organic species we'll eventually bring forth? After all, the connection between the fey and the essence of nature in traditional lore is a strong one, and it's not like a personification of stone, air, etc. is going to have the same concerns or outlook as a human. Maybe they won't be as wild as you say, but if they look upon the sapient organics and try to imitate them in some way, they can grow closer to something you might call fey.

Well I hate to be the second year physics student who mouths too much but gist of thermodynamics is that the system will evolve to increase the number of available states because the system effectively takes a very random in that it is huge random walk. As the average number of particle interactions is increased there are exponentially more states available so there is almost no probability of evolution away from this. Ice maximizes the number of available states available by melting or freezing either by increasing the amount of energy available for interactions by freezing or melting to increase the number of particles adjacent to any molecule. In fact temperature is defined for low energies and small systems using the the rate of change of entropy with respect to energy.

Presumably the basic YAHWEH system had something less like a random walk on a macroscopic scale.

The chaos god broke the galaxies into pieces.

>>17886737
I guess Sarma made grass and trees n' shit...so she sacrificed her turn to make something sentient, to make something non-sentient.

rolled 18 = 18

Have our hands fly out grabbing an angle and a demon smashing them together with a piece of the moon and earth, as more and more of our hands collide into a ball we pour sound and light and words into them (out comes a golden slender elf with a cores dark beards in plane gray hooded robes with the symbol of our eye in the center and the bottom covered in up stretched hands and forearms of obsidian at the base, “And this shall be the CHIM teachers and builders “

fucking awesome quest thread, hurry up OP

>>17886776
Unless of course, the trees and plants here all have spirits and whatnot.

Dryads man.

>>17886807
I'm still hoping for my idea of a glass & smoke creature.
In hindsight, I should have probably fluffed it out a bit more.

"Now to add organic life." Ius announces.

"I will use my turn to create Humans. I'm sure you are all familiar with them. For in them lies the greatest potential for growth. And in them shall I study the nature of free will and what differences there may be in a world with humans and magic, as that of yet does not exist."

"Then I shall create beasts. creatures free of the burden of true sapience, for in their incorruptible existences lies the truest form of beauty." And thus did Sarma add.

"I shall add monsters. Creatures that combine the mind of a human with the form of a beast. These beings shall not, however, be equipt with the innocence of the animals, and shall be armed with greater form, sharper claws, and harder hides. I shall make many kinds but from one all derived, and call this one dragons." And Picus made it so.

What shall you add?

>>17886789
Screw elves. We're a freaking True Neutral divine version of the Eye of Sauron. We're too awesome for elves.

>>17886834
God, he just HAD to make humans. Well this world just went down the drain. War and strife all around.

>>17886834
>>17886834
Add a species of sentient whale/leviathan that inhabits the oceans, live for thousands of years, and have perfect memories. Call them the Guardians or something.

>>17886772
Oh why oh why didn't I proofread more?

>>17886868
oh, and they have inherent telekinetic powers.

>>17886834

A small group of immortal, perfect obsidian warriors. They shall be the guardians of our allies species.

>>17886882
don't forget telepathy, how else are they going to talk underwater?

I like the idea of psychic whales.

>>17886834

Here might be a good time to add the fae mentioned earlier

>>17886896
And have them be a bit of a loner. Only meeting in great numbers once a century or so. If not rarer

rolled 14 = 14

We shall create shapeshifters. Beings that have no form of their own, but constantly shift between the likenesses of others. Sometimes they shall take human form, to blend in with mankind and learn more of their kind. Sometimes they shall take the shape of beasts, to run wild and free across the land. And sometimes they shall take up monstrous appearances, that they might learn of the harsher side of the world.

And every night the moon completes its cycle and becomes full and round, their true nature shall manifest, allowing their form to shift like smoke and dust, fire and water.

>>17886900
I support the fey. I think the whale leviathans idea goes a bit too much to the territory of the previous creation round.

>Captcha is sucha liar: nothing newday.

>>17886910
Yeah, they would mainly function as the keepers of balance in the world, remembering every single detail of history and using their telepathic powers to offer wisdom to the other races.

As I said earlier, please you 1d100 rolls to help me choose. I will attempt to combine ideas as much as I can but it isn't always possible.

rolled 71 = 71

>>17886896
Rollan for the psychic whales.

>>17886930
>>17886900
Actually, we can combine those, make the fey trickster shapeshifters

rolled 58 = 58

Rolling for like the idea of brainy whales.

rolled 37 = 37

>>17886930
>>17886939
Perhaps we can combine these two?

>>17886930
rollan for this

>>17886956
awesome, a good roll.

Living thousands of years is a bit much though, maybe have them live a few centuries and pass their knowledge on to their children?

rolled 64 = 64

>>17886900
But if we're doing organic life, fey=elves. Although I like the concept of fey, fuck elves, because fuck elves.

I don't really want to do dwarves, either. Dwarves have too much potential to fall into a boring stereotype. In that case then, it'll have to be something truly awesome.

Let us bring forth a race of titans. In the shape of humankind but much larger, and sprung from the body of the living earth, standing tall and stretching unto heaven, let us create the giants and giantesses. They shall bestride the earth as nomads, for curiosity and adventure shall drive them to seek out knowledge. Their minds shall be as great as their physical stature, all the better to hold the accumulated experience of centuries. They shall be as our sentinels of wisdom upon this world, and the ground shall tremble under their footsteps.

rolled 92 = 92

>>17886987
dang it here's the roll

rolled 24 = 24

>>17886789
this but have them live in the earth and mountains and call them the Ishim

rolled 72 = 72

rolling in support of the guardian whales

We could combine the whales and shapeshifters, allowing the whales to assume a human or monstrous form and walk on land.

rolled 55 = 55

>>17886834

Uraemrys, the Abdal Closes each eye in turn, blinding him/itself to The whims of the other dieties for but a moment. Upon opening them, the Obsisian servants fly free of their resting places. In multitudes they descend upon the burgeoning world, and where each one touches the surface, the minerals formed by the cooling of magma into solid rock awaken to sentience, coalecing a form about themselves from the avaliable minerals, each one as unique and resiliant as the jwels from which they sprang.

'These shall be the the Titans, they shall be limited in number, but everlasting as stone. I have granted them the ability to beget scions, but each shall be weaker with every sucessive generation. Thus, I shall preserve Humanity and Beast-Kin from being overun by the spawn of the immortal Titans.'

>>17886956
Dammit, I thought I had rolled well in >>17886998 until I saw this.

I'm still holding out for the giants...maybe we can make the leviathans at another time? It was a cool idea.

Seriously giants are like bait.

>>17886998

I was typing pretty much the exact same thing! O_o

>>17887004

mfw

Why not actual elves of the old breed? Except they are concerned with the preservation of the world and it only looks like unfathomable trickery and unknowable powers to the mortal races. They'll exist in the spaces between, to observe and be called forth only when something is broken with the world or specific conditions are met -- to balance their power and keep them from running rampant over it.

>>17887057
Giantmind.

rolled 54 = 54

I like the idea of the guardian race of whales, but since he created the elementals, how about the guardians actually be four races?

One for water, the whales
one for earth, the titans
one for air, the rocs (giant birds that do not need to rest and can fly forever)
and one for fire, umm, I don't know, someone help me out here, maybe a giant salamander? seems kind of lame compared to the others.

rolled 24 = 24

>>17886998
I like the sound of titans. The idea for titans didn't seem to make it into the elementals, so why not try it again here?

rolled 93 = 93

>>17887088
>One for Fire
MAGMA KRAKEN

rolled 66 = 66

A sentient ant like colony of beings. They are large and appear humanoid like aliens from the movie. They are not violent unless provoked and instead of being parasitic type species their eggs hatch directly to a pupa stage which the mature ones protect. They communicate telepathically and have a hive mind which seeks for knowledge and truth. They live for creating improvements in the world around them and raising the intelligence of other species to their level.

rolled 90 = 90

>>17887088
Too bad about that dick satan taking dragons.

I'd say phoenixes but rocs are already birds.

You look upon the state of the world thus far. Generic humans... Generic animals... Generic monster... It's time to do something interesting.

You make a race without standard form. It isn't that they violate organic law, but rather that they have mastered it. They are capable of Shifting their form into various shapes, though the laws of the universe do put many limitations on this. But their control of themselves is not limited to their bodies, no, but extends to their minds. They Can communicate with their minds, and once magic systems are fully implemented to this world you will be sure to let them access that as well. Finally, you grant them an engrained personality that complements their ability. With the ability to live their life however they please comes the desire to explore lifes very nature. And thus they shall watch this world, taking delight in all that they see. Every laugh of joy, every scream of pain, an irresistable pleasure in their ears. Each new sensation, something unique and memorable to be preserved in the library of time.

"These are fey, They are my children, they are sinners and saints, arrogant and kind, immature and wise. They will serve none and this world will be their oyster, a home for their petty vendettas and brilliant experiments. They will be the guidance and demise of all sentient life, and they will never learn from their mistakes and they will never unite or form a true goal. And whenever my eye, the moon, shines upon them they will be blessed by my presence."

cont...

Are we forgetting that we seem to be aligned closer to fire/light and earth/stone than water? As cool as the idea might be, why would we make aquatic leviathans?

>>17887121
>>17886972
Called it!

>>17887121
FUCK YOU OP YOU'RE TOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

>>17887121
Great. More elves.

>>17887153
Good call, sir. Good call.

>>17887171
How the fuck are those elves?

The Formless takes a human form and reshapes it slightly. It is now the size and shape of a human, but has the scale armor of a dragon, as well as the same skull structure, the same wings sprouting from its back, and the same tail. You think you hear Ius sigh and Picus growl slightly.

"The are drakfey, and they will spread destruction and chaos throughout the other civiliza..."

"You just combined dragon and fey..." Ius chides. "Please be more origional..."

"I can name it what I want, it doesn't matter to the actual creation!"

". . . Fine."

cont...

>>17887211

he is That Guy dammnit

>>17887211
motherfucking that guy

that fucking formless

>>17887234
You know what.. Just to troll the fuck of him.
Whenever we reach the champion stage or whatever, we don't make a fey champion.
No, we make a Drakfey champion, who protects the humans, the beasts and the monsters from the evils of his own kind. And he shall fight with two swords.

>>17887211
Oh us.

He really is gonna be "That God"

>>17887257

>>17887211

Hey, give him some credit. That is still more original then humans, beasts or monsters.

Gotta head to my work shift in a bit, but this is an awesome thread and we should all feel awesome.

In hope that OP will continue this quest, I added this thread to the archives:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Praise the Abdal! Hail the Pillar of Heaven!

>>17887285
I'd argue that beats and monsters, being very varied, are more original.
Those two others created pretty much everything.
Generic? Yes. But they created a lot of genericy (Is that even a word?) instead of just one generic race.

>>17887257
we must do this for great justice

>>17887257
Too unpredictable, we make a fay that prefers a Drakefey form. With unrealistic coloured eyes, hairs and scales. He also wields two swords and have lots of straps and zippers on his trench-coat.

>>17887088

we shall create Titans, races of elemental power and great size,
whales/leviathans can be the Titans of water
rocs/thunderbirds can be the Titans of air
salamanders/drakes can be the Titans of fire
giants/golems can be the Titans of earth

>>17887303

i see what you are doing...

"We will now add the magic systems." Ius explains, "This will be the trickiest part. Each of us will be allowed to create one source a power which the mortals will be able to use to break what would otherwise be untouchable laws. Understood?"

Everyone nods, though you have some questions on the specifics of it, maybe you will ask later or just do what you want and see if Ius approves.

"I grant this universe Arcana. With the power of cognition and sapient race will be able to use their understanding of the elements to edit them ever so slightly to their will." Says Ius.

"I grant it Druidic. With this power those sapients which wish to understand the beasts will be able to, and the beasts and plants will understand them and aid however they can" Says Sarma.

"I grant it Sorcery. With this, sapients who care not for the laws of the world can call upon powers which share that rebellion, demons and abominations." Says Picus.

What shall you add?

>>17887348
Divine magic

rolled 76 = 76

>>17887348
Grant them the power of Blood.
To share, sacrifice and take the power of the sacred Vitae to change themselves and the living around them.

psychic?

>>17887348
"I grant the universe Artifice/Magitek, allowing people to build great machines that function through magic."

I shall add limits,

so that no mortal can break asunder that which we have wrought.

Each use of magic unbinds the very fabric of a creatures essence, shortening its lifespan in accordance with the amount of magic used. Also, by no means can a mortal creature extend its own lifespan through the ue of Magic.

>>17887348

Pact magic (warlocks)

"That these disparate elements may never be truly and irrevocably apart, that by sharing and granting boons and favors, they shall remember what it is to give and to receive, and that the beasts and the mortals are never without recourse against their angelic, demonic or faye brothers.

rolled 13 = 13

>>17887401

rolled 75 = 75

>>17887348
>"I grant this universe Arcana. With the power of cognition and sapient race will be able to use their understanding of the elements to edit them ever so slightly to their will." Says Ius.
Either that's a perfectly good explanation of how the idea of normal magic works, or that fucker's trying to horn in on our elemental stuff. I can't decide.

In any case, the logical choice is to add Shamanism.

Let us gift the sapient species with knowledge of the elemental spirits and the means to interact with them, that mortals with sufficient strength and wisdom might summon the powers of the elements themselves to their aid.

>>17887406
Pact magic is effectively what Picus created.

Also, Everyone remember that I prefer it when you roll 1d100 with your post.

>>17887348
Every other god gave a power similar to what they just made, right?

Telekinesis and telepathy. Mind powers.

rolled 44 = 44

>>17887401

I like this one.

rolled 46 = 46

>>17887386
"I grant them psionics, a power fueled by creativity. Their own intelligence, their own natural abilities, this will be what fuels them to shape the world to their will."

>>17887417
on second thought let's go with this

>>17887432

to bring the humans closer to us, just as we forged this world with naught but thought, so they shall share this ability as our children

>>17887348

"I shall make magic poision and a drug. All whouse it will be twisted and corrupted in mind, the weak shall descend to become like beasts, while the strong shall rise above mortal form and power."

>>17887401

actually this seems like a good idea.

>>17887401
How boring, let's do Cuthulhu magic instead.

rolled 26 = 26

I got dinner, so I will be going now.
Rolling for pic related event

rolled 72 = 72

>>17887432
Elemental magic. We need to split power.

rolled 74 = 74

Psionics, fuelled by the mind of the individual

That, or blood magic (which can be used to create golems, magitek etc)

rolled 39 = 39

Something the angels and devils don't get.

>>17887417
>>17887379

"I grant the universe soul magic, power over the forces which grant them life and sapience. by gaining magic over the essence of life, they gain it over death, and thus we shall call it Necromancy. They may interact with the spirits no longer in mortal shells, and may control the spirits who in such still reside. They may even create, in small degree, new souls which they may place into empty vessels. Finally, they may use their own soul to commit to existence true power, though temporary and at great cost." You say.

cont...

>>17887556


i'm ok with that.

rolled 8 = 8

>>17887432
Yes.

All that matters is that you believe.
Not in yourself, who believes in me.
Not in me, who believes in you.
Believe in yourself, who believes in yourself!

And thus the path to infinity is opened, for the lights in the sky are stars. Celestial beacons, illuminating the path to the heavens. A spiral that leads ever upward.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?

rolled 83 = 83

>>17887556
so basically shamanism/spirit magic, necromancy, and life/healing magic rolled in one, nice.

rolled 23 = 23

>>17887579
Hm, you know, 8 kind of resembles the infinity symbol.

>>17887556
i'm liking where this is going

whats that guys magic gonna be?

>>17887611

either something awful like sex magic or Chaos magic straight out of the complete chaos mage

The Formless is silent.

"Don't you have something to add?" Ius asks.

"Im thinking..." He responds.

"I don't know... all the good ideas are taken."

"This is the first time this has been done Formless" Ius says, "We had to think up something new, now you do the same."

"I don't see why the mortals need magic, if I want them to do something that breaks the rules I'll just break the rules for them..."

"You can't break the rule Formless, once we are done with major creation I won't permit such acts of power, you must grant the mortals a power so they can do it for you." says Ius.

"Then I give them the power to give me the power to do things for them!" The Formless chimes.

"I'll call it Divine magic, because it will alow mortals, through their conviction, to grant us the power to do what we want."

"Temporarily and in proportion..." Ius finishes for him. "That actually isn't horrible. Ok then, lets move on.

cont...

rolled 54 = 54

>>17887636
Oh shit... let's hope he sticks to something halfway decent... like illusion/domination magic. Still gets his vibe across, but not as creepy as some other choices could be...

>>17887647


well our goal is to get rid of his followers it seems.

Our course is clear. We must out That God the Formless.

rolled 94 = 94

>>17887348
"I grant this universe Divine magic With the power of Faith sapient race will be able to call us. and thus we shall besot on them great boons,blessings, and curses, and our power lent shell be returned in there deeds and prayers.

or Psionics, fueled by the mind of the individual both seem to fit us

"The world has everything it needs now to fit the intention we had for this creation. We will now have one final round to add anything we wish. It may be something that didn't fit into one of the other categories, or just another use of one of them."

"I'll have nothing else to add. So I pass. Sarma?"

"I wish to affect each of the sapient races, and grant all of them inspiration, so that if they choose to seek it they will always find within themselves something beautiful, in their own way, to add to the world."

Then said Picus, "I'll pass".

What will you do?

[Note that most aspects of sapience already exist, for example you don't need to add fear. What Sarma did is add a supernatural source of inspiration, not the normal kind,]

>>17887745
I'm dreading what Mr. Formless will come up with here.

rolled 36 = 36

>>17887647
Oh wow, disaster averted. Although...

>cue massive churches using the formless' power to lolwtfpwn over everyhting.

>>17887745
Let's add...A physical representation of ourselves? Pillars of dark obsidian in the most magically prominent areas of the world? (Essentially letting us control elemental magic.)

rolled 55 = 55

>>17887787
Rolling for it.

>>17887787

second.

rolled 48 = 48

We will cause great monoliths of obsidian to sprout across the surface of the world. These shall act as conduits to our own mind, though the mortals shall not know what they truly are. Any who desire knowledge need only seek out one of these obsidian monoliths. And if they are judged worthy, they shall be imparted knowledge as to what they seek. The only criteria is that they are dedicated and sincere in their quest for knowledge and knowledge alone. It matters not their motive, all who wish to learn, to understand shall receive this blessing.

(Note: we won't be personally affecting who is worthy, or what they learn. The monoliths will simply function on their own)

rolled 59 = 59

>>17887745
THE TITANS!

>>17887306
>>17887306
>>17887306
>>17887306


They can be really rare and stuff.

rolled 7, 34, 1, 12, 5 + 23 = 82

>>17887787
This.

Not to mention the crapton of believers it will earn us.

>>17887787
I agree with this.

rolled 77 = 77

We add the afterlife, so that as each mortal perishes, it is I who judges the actions of each creature and sends it to the diety it most served in life. With a single Caveat. If any creature is found to have explioted the laws we have put in place, it will be cast into Oblivion upon death, the formless void that makes even the far realm prison of the abominations seem a pariadise. Any creature suffering this fate will cease to have ever existed, and it will be our responsability to correct any destabilisation in the system caused by the offender.

Do you agree to this Ius?

rolled 80 = 80

>>17887745
Psionics?
We shall grant them the power of their own minds, to use their thoughts themselves to shape the world, and through this understand their true reality.

rolled 55 = 55

>>17887826
This.
And the guardians of the underworld shall be constructs of glass and smoke with a single obsidian eye.

Yes, I want my damn glass golems!

>>17887826

Jesus this. /tg/ gets eloquent indeed.

>>17887838

lol, if mine works, the glass golems would be cool and creepy

rolled 57 = 57

>>17887826
Supporting this idea, hoping it wins.

rolled 9 = 9

>>17887811
>>17887826

These two, only let each god have a physical representation, not just us. Say, marble crosses for lus, Monumental trees for Salma, Pillars of burning sulphur for picus, and... maybe a black crystal with mist coming out of it for the formless one?

rolled 11 = 11

Add knowledge to the world, a great place of learning that will last till the end times, staffed by a mix of the creatures each of the gods have created, so that humans do not evolve blind and deaf to wonder.

rolled 54 = 54

>>17887826
This.

>>17887826
there's no afterlife? fuck! we need an afterlife for these mortals! my vote goes to this

rolled 35 = 35

>>17887859

Hes right, that way it is fair for everyone, and I doubt there will be any objections.

I was going with this
>>17887811

until this came along:
>>17887826

AFTERLIFE!!!!

>>17887871
An afterlife would be critical for our Fey.
Considering they can summon a soul and have a nice chat with it before sending it back to gain even more knowledge and insight in events that happened ages ago.

And I hope that we are going true necromancy. Not the D&D kind

rolled 86 = 86

>>17887826

Fucking this. It'll greatly aid our magic system as well, since it'll give a plane of existence to those beyond the mortal realms that our magic allows us to communicate and interact with.

rolled 64 = 64

>>17887903
Then why not have both? If they object to 2 things being added, we could add the functionality of guides to the afterlife to the beacons.

>>17887647
Huh. I was expecting Formless to come up with some kind of antimagic, actually, to shit all over everyone else.

>>17887826
Seconding the idea of us being in charge of the afterlife. We are the eye that sees, the judge of every mortal's worth

>>17887918

XD I actually hadn't thought about that, the afterlife must have existed for the to be necromancy, but the Idea of us being in full control of it was in order to curbstomp the formless one if he or any of his things get uppity O_o

rolled 63 = 63

>>17887834
>>17887834
this

>>17887918
>That feel when I find this thread on sup/tg/ and realize it's still active on /tg/
>That feel when I still have the opportunity to contribute
>That feel when my first roll is an 86

Feels good, bros.

rolled 62 = 62

>>17887950

rolled 95 = 95

>>17887859
>>17887826

Pillars for all and an afterlife.

>>17887787

I'd go for that. But make them be giant cell phones. Like, prayer lines or whatever. They "know" instinctively that you are listening, though it's always a gamble whether or not you'll actually do anything about what they want.

rolled 48 = 48

To fuck with That Guy God, make it so that Divine Magic requires massive amounts of prayers. Countries dedicated to worshipping one Deity might allow Gods to work with it, but not with the sort of cults that That Guy would have.

You think for a while, coming up with multiple ideas you want to implement.

"Can I request for someone who didn't use their turn to use it for me?" You ask.

"If they agree to it, sure." Ius answers.

"Then would add areas on the planet which shall allow us to gift mortals who find them or manage to reach them knowledge, messages, or powers? Perhaps as an extension of divine magic?"

He seems to like the idea. "Sure, actually... I'll add another round so that each god can create one holy location on the planet."

Not exactly what you wanted, but good enough.

"Picus, would you be willing to create another monster, a sentinel of glass and smoke with an obsidian eye, which can be used to guard the plane of death from that of life?"

"Plane of death?" he asks.

"Oh yes, I add the afterlife, so that as each mortal perishes, it is I who judges the actions of each creature and sends it to the diety it most served in life. With a single Caveat. If any creature is found to have explioted the laws we have put in place, it will be cast into Oblivion upon death, the formless void that makes even the far realm prison of the abominations seem a pariadise. Any creature suffering this fate will cease to have ever existed, and it will be our responsability to correct any destabilisation in the system caused by the offender. Is this ok Ius?"

"No, I won't allow uncreation, but the rest of it is allowable..."

"very well, and Picus, do you agree?"

cont...

rolled 24 = 24

>>17888056

I like how the DM of this thread doesn't give us what we want, just what we never realized we needed until he gives it to us.

I fucking love you, man.

>>17888056

We could always just send them to the far realm, rather then un-creating them.

>mfw the guardian of the underworld.

Yes, I am that easily entertained and by ourselves! This thread is awesome.

rolled 52 = 52

>>17888122

Wouldn't that give power to That Guy, giving him every single being who tries to break the rules of this reality, as That Guy himself wants to do?

"Formless?" promts Ius.


"I want to add... tiny organics, whcih are neither alive nor dead, and who can only survive through the destruction of life. I will call them sickness."

The Formless is an ass, you decide.

"I would like my holy place to be a temple at the top of the highest mountain, so that only those of great perseverance may reach it." Says Ius.

"Mine shall be the greatest tree in the densest forest, a forest so dense that finding the tree should be nearly impossible to find without the aid of the forest itself, through my Druidic magic." Says Sarma.

"Mine will be in the heart of the world, pst countless monsters and guarded ultimately by one of my demons, so that it is nearly impossible to reach without the aid of a demon, and so that only the tremendously powerful may reach it." Says Picus.

"Mine is in the far realm... No, mine IS the far realm." Shouts The Formless.

Where is yours?

rolled 78 = 78

>>17888148

As a continuation to fully elaborate:

Maybe we give three afterlives. Those who are good and just go to Sarna's, those who are evil go to Picus, and we take those who break the rules of reality for whatever reason.

>>17888160

Is it just me, or will Sarma and the Pillar shack up? All this talk about the balance and spirituality and shit kind of lends to some tension filled times of the sexy time.

rolled 23 = 23

At the bottom of the deepest ravine in the darkest of ocean.
Anyone with the power to reach that place is welcome to do so.
But GOOD LUCK to any non-fey, considering their lack of shape shifting.

rolled 2 = 2

>>17888160
A single obsidian monolith in the middle of the world's largest desert that radiates a constant heat.

>>17888177
She is the beautiful goddess of beauty and fertility.

He is an obelisk.

Freud would die laughing.

Ours is on the moon, that you must pass through a portal to reach. To pass through the portal you must be judged worthy by a council of elementals.

>>17888160

the moon.

>>17888200
>>17888198
But aren't we already the moon?

rolled 32 = 32

>>17888160

The moon is our holy land. It might not be as focused as our brethren's lands, but it is ever present. So long as the light of the moon shines down upon you, we can hear their prayers to us. Maybe we won't be as powerful as the rest, but we're everywhere, and worshiped by everyone.

The phases of the moon will coincide with its strength, though even at full it won't be as powerful as someone in the heart of another's Holy Land.

>>17888195

Well, he did create the moon. I think that's enough for Sarma's girlgodboner IMO.

>>17888200
>>17888198
this

>>17888160
"Mine is here, in this council of ours. Only those who learn all they can, discover all there is to discover, experience every little detail of life in this creation of ours may reach it. For only then will they realize that it is all just a game, something we made to entertain ourselves..."

rolled 68 = 68

>>17888160

It will be on the moon. But so large that one needs only to look up into the night sky to seek our truth.

rolled 64 = 64

>>17888160
It shall be a solid pillar of indestructible black obsidian, measuring 1m thick, 4m wide and 9m high. It shall reside in a place where both lava and water stream, and where rock is jagged and wind is fierce.

rolled 54 = 54

>>17888213
I like this one the most

rolled 13, 30, 17, 40, 28 + 23 = 151

>>17888160
Wherever our holy place is, only the follwers of truth may reach it.

rolled 22 = 22

>>17888160
Our holy place is a clear lake, which shines brightly as it reflects the light of the moon. It is unguarded. It is unprotected. It is alone, in a serene place which none would think special. Anyone who seeks it may find it, but only those whose minds are open to the truth will recognize it for what it is. To all others, it is only a lake, one of many, as perfectly ordinary as a blade of grass.

rolled 53 = 53

I want a twin of Surma's tree.
Except on the moon.

rolled 89 = 89

>>17888213
actually, this is interesting.

rolled 34 = 34

>>17887950

'At every place death rests. Any plea made by a mourner shall be heard, and every graveyard shall bear a single black stone. This is the way mortals can contact Uraemrys, the Abdal.'

Being approachable does not mean always responding however, and unpon or near to these stones, Necromancers will congregate. Also, I assume the fey would lurk near Graveyards and the like, as it is entertaining to watch a human in mourning, demanding the impossible from the gods.

rolled 32 = 32

I love how agreeable /tg/ is in this thread.

I do believe we've decided it's the moon, no?

rolled 51 = 51

the moon works for me!

rolled 36 = 36

>>17888213
This, but the GM probably won't like it.

rolled 82 = 82

The holy place will be a giant statue of Surma.

Because, yes, I am shipping these two now.

rolled 4 = 4

>>17888280
Yeah, noted that before too. We're all bro here. Damn, we could have been nurlge!

You search creation for a suitable home, and when you look at the moon you remember that within it burns forever Your very first gift to the world, your very first action as a god. The meteor burning within the heart of the moon is your temple, the moon itself is holy. All who seek you need only look upon you. All who want from you can pray when it reaches its fullest. And all who wish to be another hand of yours, and act for you on this world, need not merely show strength but rather a level of insight and discovery that would boggle most mortals.

"My holy place is the moon. All may seek me, and all shall know me. But only those who have transcended the organic goals of normal mortality can serve me."

And it was so.

Cont...

"We have finished." Says Ius. "I am closing major creation now. Time will not begin until next session. So for now I recommend you all get to know each other, just know that reality is frozen for now."

Would you like to speak with anyone?

rolled 55 = 55

>>17888359

GIT WID DAT SARMA

>>17888320
yeahno. you wanna be Nurgle, you can fuck right off. This thread is hereby sanctified against you and the constant encroachment of 40K into everydamnthing.

rolled 85 = 85

>>17888326
>But only those who have transcended the organic goals of normal mortality can serve me
That's... sufficiently vague to mean pretty much anything. 'cept we don't deal with greedy people.

rolled 94 = 94

>>17888326
>That feel when my first original idea is part of a /tg/ hive mind
>That feel when DM utilizes said idea

This thread is all about me feeling good, I fucking love it.

Speak to Sarna. She is about the preservation of beauty, beauty she has created in this world. We are about the preservation of order, which includes the beauty of her work. We have need of a partner, a friend who would side with us in all things, as we will for them. I vote we speak to Sarna so that she could be our first ally.

rolled 53 = 53

>>17888213
>>17887834
appropriate response GO

>>17888369 second

hey guys here's a cake for a awesome thread

Let's cut the bullshit. The fay will gravitate towards Sarma's forests just like nature will be drawn towards the elementals we made. We're going to have a lot of parallel agendas whether we want to or not.

/tg/ might be afraid of women, but that doesn't mean the Pillar is.

>>17888390
>94

My God, this thread. It's just making my day even better. First I got the cabin, then I found an awesome /tg/ thread.

GUYS

GUYS SERIOUSLY

GUYS I THINK I FOUND OUR HOLY SONG

READY FOR THIS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaLLxPtmyPI&feature=related

rolled 49 = 49

Picus blatant attempt to act as opposite to Ius worries me. Ask him what he's on about.

>>17888450

Hahaha, I approve.


>>17888432
>Implying anyone has mentioned anyone but Sarma as the one to talk to

>>17888390
>>17888408
>>17888432
I don't really think so
The way I see it, we are more like the passive-aggresive fucks that don't do anything directly.
We record, watch and observe. We don't act, that is for others.
The only thing we should be against, is a static world.
Meaning, if anyone else of the other gods starts steamrolling the other, we will stand against them.
Evolving or devolving is acceptable outcomes. Being static is not.
Even if the forest burns, it is better then having a forest that never changes.

>>17888450

But we didn't make any titans!

rolled 44 = 44

>>17888487
I forgot to add:
So talk to Sarma, but not for an alliance against That God, but for curiosity sake. Find out what her goals are.

>>17888487

Why would we have anything against static? There's nothing about us that says we're about change. In fact, we're partially against it. Not all change, but too much change yes. The kind of change that affects the order of things we have declared ourselves watcher and protector over.

rolled 83 = 83

>>17888487
Actually, anon has a point there... rolling for this.

If Sarma gets to have demigod babies with Uraemrys, they'd be pretty stone women.

Least I think that would be.

I like all our fellow players. They're all making it an interesting game. Hell, even the fucking Formless is making it interesting, even if he's an unimaginative hack. Let's try to get along with all of them.

rolled 68 = 68

>>17888564

Exactly. I think Sarma is the one most likely to ally with us, though perhaps the DM will.

But eventually we need to ally with all.

rolled 50 = 50

>>17888534
As long as there is balance, we're fine, but stagnation is in nobody's interest.

You approach Sarma, who moves towards you as well.

"Your fey are beautiful, or at least they have so much potential to be. You know for a goddess who selected beauty as her main motivation I must admit I feel embarrassed in my plain design compared to yours, I shall arrive the next session much changed, I think."

You think about how to respond to this, and what things you may wish to ask/talk to her about.

Also, out of the corner of your eye (jk you have so many eyes you see in every direction always and in 7d) That Ius is speaking with the Formless angrily and that Picus is fiddling with his demons.

rolled 42 = 42

>>17888564
Yeah, but as a being of balance, of pure true neutral, we'll have to ally with specific ones sometimes to preserve that balance, for example if Lus is totally rolling over picus, we'll have to help picus.

>>17888601

Open your mouth but have spaghetti fall out of it.

>>17888601
>fiddling with his demons

Uh, do I have a dirty mind, or...?

rolled 27 = 27

>Also, out of the corner of your eye (jk you have so many eyes you see in every direction always and in 7d) That Ius is speaking with the Formless angrily and that Picus is fiddling with his demons.

Best line this evening.
As for Sarma, ask her how she feels about the current situations and what kind of hope she has for her own little critters.

>>17888562
Beautiful ladies of dark stone, with blazing eyes.

rolled 24 = 24

>>17888601
Let's chat with Picus. He seems like a pretty cool guy. Maybe after Ius finishes tongue-lashing Formless we can talk with him. Ius, I mean.

>>17888614
Never said we wouldn't occasionally ally with or against them. It's a boardgame. We can fight one another and still get along. I'd bet the entire fifth dimension that Picus and Ius are gonna be best buds by the time this is over.

>>17888631

Then they'll have a pine tree.

rolled 96 = 96

>>17888601
thank her for the compliment.
Also, we don't have an infinite amount of ears now do we? I'd like to know what lus is raging about.

>>17888651
Oi! No rolling with noko. That conceals your roll. Even if you're not cheating, it allows for the possibility of it.

It's just plain bad manners. You meant nothing wrong, but don't do it in the future.

rolled 34 = 34

>>17888646
hehe, yeah. It would be awesome to see some broship between lus and picus.

>>17888601

"How could any god possibly create anything that would compare to your beauty?" Then wink and entire wheel of eyes at her.

Well, the Formless can be THAT GUY all he wants.

Ura will be the guy hitting on the pretty chick that doesn't really know the rules of the game.

Let's play to the tropes.

rolled 50 = 50

>>17888601

Tell her that it is our wish to preserve the balance between us, so that none has the power to destroy or change that which is another's. We wished to speak with her because we felt that she'd be the most likely to appreciate our stance on this, and would perhaps aid us in our endeavors to accomplish it. If she is willing to accept our gesture of friendship, then we should both move to fully understand and learn of the others, those most likely to cause strife.

>>17888651 I doubt gods would "speak", so I think we either hear it fully or not ?t all.

>>17888685
>wink and entire wheel of eyes at her.

rolled 54 = 54

>>17888721
I don't care what else gets done, but wink with an entire wheel of eyes at her!

rolled 82 = 82

>>17888721
>>17888744

Epic sagas will be written by the angels about how you winked at her.

You guys, I just want to say that I love this thread. You are all awesome people. And you've inspired me to attempt something akin to this idea with my group. God, /tg/, you're just so wonderful...

rolled 66 = 66

>>17888689
I'm not sure about allying the Fey too closely with nature though. Doing so might sacrifice what would be a powerful creative force, and her beasts can't aid our power.

rolled 37 = 37

>>17888755

And so began the First Holy Intercourse of the Gods.

"Thank you, I was thinking some of the other additions were a little generic and wanted to make something more unique. Originality is a beauty of its own, no?" You say.

She seems to miss the fact that you just called her animals generic, and says, grinning "Yes, art is all about creation, if one could simply imagine your art then it invalidates its existence."

"What do you think about the others?" You ask

"I was going to ask you the same. I like Ius, he seems to know what he is doing and his goals for this project are admirable. Picus is a little weird, I understand that he may just be trying to balance out Ius and make the creation less morally one dimensional, but..."

" I know what you mean." You say. "and I think everyone present is on the same page about The Formless..."

"I'm sure he means well, and he does have potential for great art what with those abominations and all, he just seems a bit immature."

"right... Well i was thinking that the conflict between Picus and Ius could be dangerous, it is in my interest to preserve a balance..."

"Mine too, I'd hate all this work being harmed over a war between them."

"So then we can agree to be allies? At least in the goal of preventing a divine war?"

"Yes." She says, "I'd like that."

You look around, Ius has finished talking to The Formless, and is examining the planet.

Would you wish to ask Sarma anything more? Or talk to another god? Or leave and come back next session?

rolled 39 = 39

>>17888798

Don't think of it as allying in the same sense as two generals against a common enemy, but as two separate entities showing open support for the other as a means to keep balance, and nothing more than the first in a journey to get all of them to agree.

rolled 31 = 31

>>17888798

agreed, we need to remain impartial, but avaoid stepping on toes.

Am I correct in thinking that each other god has a hand on our portfolio?

Ius : elemental magic
Sarma: Nature/ fey
Picus: Demon pacts messing around with the lives of mortals
the fomeless one: well... -_-

rolled 68 = 68

>>17888842

Sarma has served her purpose for now, she has our back if things start to go south with the other Gods. I say we talk to Picus. Ask him why he's chosen to oppose Ius.

rolled 76 = 76

Sneak down on the planet.
Grant a random human some insane amount of luck, but with a rather short life expectancy.
After that, talk to Picus.

>>17888861
Oppose us? What do you mean?

are we autosaging?

rolled 44 = 44

>>17888842
Go chat up Picus.

rolled 68 = 68

>>17888880

Ius. The DM God? i u s?

>>17888880
never mind, I am a moron and misread that.

>>17888885
Past 300 posts, 25 pictures. Maybe? Can't remember auto-sage limits.

>>17888885
We've hit 300 posts, so... maybe? I know some of the boards had their bump limit boosted up to 500, but I don't know about /tg/.

>>17888885
Yes it appears we are...

I think I could go on a little longer though

Making a new thread, be sure to upvote this on suptg

>>17888895

S'all good.

>>17888909
You are win.

>>17888909
Whoo!

>>17888909
Eh /tg/ is so slow that the thread will stay around for a few hours.

>>17888629
Just a dirty mind.
I pictured literal fiddling. Like with a fiddle and everything, Devil went down to Georgia style.

>>17888943
better safe than sorry imo.

rolled 43 = 43

>>17888948
Decil went down to Georgia.
He is kinda cool player like that... I hope.

>>17888948
We now need an unholy infernal orchestra.

rolled 35 = 35

>>17888989
>>17888967
>>17888948

Considering our theme is Frank Sinatra, why can't Picus' be Devil Went Down To Georgia?

>>17888909
Link to new thread please.

>>17889047

>>17889047