What did that special event do for us?

Time for clown sex

Let's go clown around.

And by that I mean clang the bolts out of Clownman

>>17863344
Man, who even KNOWS, it was going to unlock the ability to bang a robot not listed on the rap sheet, but I don't have a suitable sprite of him for the infection progress map, so it's going to take me a while to put that together.

>>17863364
Hmm...

In that case Clown time

>>17863455
Agreed.
We should try to impress him with our car and let him turn it into a clown car to troll Quick Man.

Honk Honk

He can 'honk' our 'horns', if you catch my drift.

Clowns man, fucking clowns.

You find Clown Man in his personal quarters, playing video games at his battlestation.

>>17863774
Awesome! Grab a controler and join him. I'd be nice to do something else other than fucking around for at least a few minutes.

>>17863774
'What are you playing?'
Inb4 battletoads

>>17863774
I miss the couch, he was my favorite character. :(

Ask him if he's winning.

does clown man do cocaine

>>17863803
>>17863799
These, and keep that :3 face on the whole time.

You ask Clown Man what he's playing.

He tells you Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, with an exasperated sigh.

You ask if you can play.

He responds with another exasperated sigh.

I'm going to take that as a guess that something's bothering him. Probably us. What's he weak too?

"What's wrong Clown Man?"

>>17863923
I know your outfit sucks but sitting around and being upset isn't going to solve anything.
If you want to, we can go and call Quick Man a homo? Would that help cheering you up?

>>17863946
Tornado hold in MM8, so a wind based attack.

>>17863923
Fuck how would we hit on /v/?

What are our options for cosplay? Don't we have a Frank West outfit?

Maybe he's sad because he lost his tiny car?

>>17864036
We switch to Cloud Man then I guess.

>>17864060
Cloud Man's weapon is lightning.

>>17864060
Before he sees us, that is.

>>17864038
Showing interest in their games usually works, so I got nothing. He is a clown, so try some jokes? Wait its us, so possibly not.

>>17864081
We should just play it classy. After all, we get a bonus.

Why not just ask him what's up instead of going all round about?

>>17864093
>>17864104

These

>>17863923
pick pheonix wright and kick his ass

You ask him what's wrong, and switch to Cloud Man's power.

He says nothing is wrong, he's just trying to play his vidya.

>>17864163
>He's good at games and dislikes everything, so yes you're trying to fuck /v/

So he's a weak omega male? Let's just rape him.

>>17864163
Maybe an appeal to his pride? A wager on a match? Everyone has a vice, perhaps his is ego.

Speaking of, we should pick our next group to give us a diverse and useful weapon set.

And yes, we should ask him whats up with as much concern as possible.

>>17864163
Clearly he's not a stalker. It's safe to just bang him.

>>17864163
I'm guessing we don't have a wind-based weapon, do we?

If it's /v/ we already lost.

Do we have a power to turn us into a trap?

>>17864178
This. Play ryu, spam hadouken. When he points out we are playing wrong, learn from him and show interest. If we win, well whatever.

>>17864198
Well, as I recall from 8 the reason he was weak to tengu's weapon is because it got him tangled up on his own limbs, so it's not about the wind, but about spinning him... so theoretically any weapon that could spin him would work.

Riiiiiiiiiiidiiiii Paggliaaaaaaaccio, sul tuo amooooooooooore infraaaaaaaaaaaantoooooooooooooooooo!

>>17864235
So, drill man. Or we could use some type of grappling power.

Should we go back to being crude and play strip fight game, each lost round = lost uhhhh part?

>>17864306
Drill Man gives you Drill Bomb. It's a burrowing explosive.

Don't switch to Drill Bomb! He fucks Grenade Man up!

>>17864368
No drill bomb!

Maybe Woodman? Sorta wind based... kinda.

You challenge him.

He accepts!

Alright, you can do this, time to take him for a ride

>>17864433
No, reviewing these, we don't have any power over this guy. We'll have to resort to actually winning this encounter via commands.

aw SHIT

>>17864460
>Playing video games with /v/

Now he thinks you're a gurl gamer. Good job.

>>17864466
LEVEL 3 X FACTOR.

YOU CAN DO IT.

DARK WESKER BABY

Select MODOK, Rocket Raccoon, and Deadpool.

>>17864474
Compliment him, tell him he's really good at this.

Eh if all else fails, to the victor goes the spoils. We'll get what we want either way.

You remove your helmet.

Clown Man asks what the hell you're doing.

You say you THOUGHT this was some kind of strip variant.

Clown Man just can't believe this shit.

>>17864547
God damn it we don't have any ranks in slut. CLASSY people! CLASSY!

>>17864547
"For a clown, you aren't very fun at all." Look pouty and hang all over him.

>>17864547
tell he better play by the rules
and if she wins he has to strip too
eventually he will get too uncomfortable to play as you strip down then begin to strip himself.

>>17864547
So we're fighting /v/... I'm afraid of what we may find in a box in his closet.

>>17864563
We have to level that up somehow. Worst comes to worst there's always "fuck us and we'll go away". He seems too lazy to do anything else.

>>17864547
Tell him a story of how you went to Gamestop one time.

>>17864547
Well, he won at his game of choice, now for our game of choice. It's only customary in competitions, after all.

Wonder what game that'll be...

I've just realized Blade Woman's face has been stuck in a :3 face all the time since this thread started.

Could she have been infected with FELICIA?!

>>17864625
Crazy Taxi

>>17864635
see
>>17863842

>>17864638
I was implying sex, but whatever.

>>17864646
Dayum shame. I kind of expected some sort of sekrit foreshadowing on Bizarro's part.

>>17864635
NYUUU! :3

Use WISDOM. Is he gay or something? Some kind of gay clown? Do we need to get a fake mustache?

He accepts your strip gaming challenge, but what game will you choose?

MORRIGAN reminds you that you have put no points in Skill, so counting on anything that depends on reflexes might be a poor gambit.

>>17864772
It's /v/, he'd be all over us if we were a cute little trap.

>>17864781
Tell him you're so good at Wi Sports.

>>17864781
Rock Paper Scissors. Except we throw scissors every time, and if he throws rock we stab him and rape him.

Wii bowling.

>>17864772
Oh god, gay robots. Our ultimate challenge. We may need special upgrades.

You decide to use your Wisdom to find out as much as you can about Clown Man.

>>17864781
pick soul calibur 4, pick kilik, spam ALL the buttons!

TETRIS MOTHERFUCKER

You realize that you're disconnected from the database!

It looks like your Wisdom was in that chip in your helmet, that MORRIGAN was somehow able to install.

WHO WOULD DESIGN SUCH A STUPID ARBITRARY THING

Meanwhile, Dr. Wily is busy putting the finishing touches on the programming for his latest robot master, Corn Man.

>>17864865
AW FUCK

>>17864876
Man.

Man what.

>>17864876
THIS QUEST IS OFFICIALLY TOO WIERD

>>17864876
>Corn Man
I.... WHAT?

>>17864876
Another one for the list.

>>17864891
Can't spell weird?

>>17864876
Strong against fire, calling it now.

>>17864910
Or it takes extra damage, but then uses a powerful counterattack

>>17864876
We're not fucking that, Dr. Wily's orders be damned.

>>17864876
goddammit wily

>>17864781
lets play pretend

>>17864958
(popcorn swarm)

Bizzaro Drawfag, I am truly envious of your scribblins. How DOOOOooooOOOO you do it?

>>17864976
>>17864976
>>17864976
>>17864976
Tell him we're going to play a game of pretend.

We challenge him to THE GAME. Whoever loses more times in the next hour loses. Its crazy enough to work

You manage to beat him at Wii Bowling.

He says this is complete bullshit and removes his stupid ass helmet.

He now challenges you to Brawl. WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE?

>>17865096
METAKNIGHT

>>17864985
Spend age 8 and up doodling shit in MSPaint, and eventually learn a lot of tricks.

>>17865096
Peach. We will beat him with our shapely ass while making sexy, sexy jokes all the while.

>>17865096
play metaknight, spam buttons erry day, and win hard from n00b spam.

We should do a strategy game next. Try Starcraft 2, 8 min thor rush. That or proxy cannons.

You choose Meta Knight and ERARRHRARREAEERHRAERHASKLGLKJAEHGKLAEGKHLJJLNKJHPIWJ your way to victory.

Clown Man says this is fucking ridiculous, and removes his wristbands.

Real sexy there Clown Man.

Alright, your turn to choose.

>>17865246
see >>17865224

>>17865224
SC2. Cannon Rush.

>>17865246
Let's let him choose the next game.

Welp, he won that one.

What're you taking off?

>>17865414
Left boot.

>>17865414
Boots. If he's anything like /v/ he wont be able to resist our feet.

(oh my god I'm going to puke)

>>17865414
Going with the boot(s).

>>17865442
>>17865444
>>17865448
Boot mind.

>>17865246
lololololol
this feel just like /v/

>>17865414
Next thing we're playing online chess.

>>17865542
If he can beat a cannon rush he has to be at least half decent at strategy. Do checkers, being /v/ he sucks at casual games. Has to be true.

...I was going to say boots too..hey hes a clown right? We should make a big shoes joke..

>>17865600

You take off your boots as sexily as you can manage.

Clown Man is either annoyed or clueless, it's hard to tell.

Regardless, you should choose the next game.

>>17865681
Yep. totally gay.

Also: its his turn, we chose starcraft.

>>17865681
wii sports resort: archery

Also, tips for drawing in MSPaint.

With more complicated poses, I first do the pose myself. Try getting that image out of your mind. Then, I draw the major parts of the body in different colors.

I next trace over the image with another color, this time actually using details I want in the final image.

I then switch to the fill tool and start erasing the original lines, then I draw any details I missed. Still in different colors for easy error correction.

Finally, I fill in the entire thing with the proper outlines and coloring. There you go! One MSPaint image that isn't 100% terrible.

>insoles (perhaps

Missed it captcha, we already took off the boots. Moving on.

Aw shit it is his turn.

He chooses Team Fortress. ONE ON ONE FAGGOT.

Which class shall you select?

>>17865733

Cloak and Dagger Spy. Make him ragequit.

>>17865733
demoman (with eyelander and chargin' targe)

>>17865733
Crap my team fortress knowledge is...not the best.

Well Spy would be useless...

So Sniper?

>>17865741
If he's a /v/irgin, he'll probably rage more if we beat him as a W+M1 pyro.

>>17865750
Cloak and Dagger lets you refill your cloak while invisible if you stand still. He'd waste all of his ammo looking for us before he could even kill us.

All we have to do is wait for him to get into a bad spot and pistol him to death.

Spah. We can just use that one watch that lets you stand in place forever then just stab him when he walks by. If he plays pyro, targe.

Kukri sniper is the only sane solution.

If we are going to be a spy, may as well be a dick. Grab enforcer, and that icicle dagger in case of pyro.

You equip the Cloak & Dagger, Enforce, and Icicle and head out! YEAH

Alright, he's got the payload pretty well covered.

How to best handle this...

>>17865882
Hide behind the payload and crouch-push it. He can't hit us if we do.

If he jumps down to stop us, just cloak and sap all his shit.

>>17865882
if we can get behind him we can backstab him and fastsap his sentry before it turns around and shoots us...

>>17865882
Engie against Spy. Could of gone worse, depends on how good he is really.

Well, sapping is good, but chances are he'll go after us before his stuff. So sap to distract. Does he have a teleporter up? If so, we could try and hunt down the entrance, sap it, stand on it, and telefrag him when he fixes it if he isn't careful.

You hide and crouch-push the cart.

Smart.

>>17865882
Wouldn't suggest pot shots out of range of sentry, he may have the wrangler...

Sap sentry. Stab clown while he fixes it. Then push. He cant do shit for over a min while he rebuilds.

Suddenly Clown Man is on you, but you run up ahead of him, cloak, and prepare to sap his shit.

He shoots you first though. Dang.

>>17865950
CLOAK, then disguise and sap his shit

>>17865988
Hit the quick key for disguise, forgot what it was exactly. Doesn't really matter, since it's one versus one, but it won't make the sentries shoot you automatically.

>>17866013
Don't sap the dispenser, though! Use it to heal while you're disguised.

>>17866013
It's B, quick disguise is B.

You sap everything but the dispenser, and use it to heal.

He's hot on your heels though.

>>17866045
Backpedal back to the cart, take potshots at the sentry to make sure it dies.

>>17866045
"I'll take off my top next" in passing comment as you backstab him.

>>17866057
Jump down to cart, shoot sentry to ensure it's death. Move cart some more.

>>17866018
No. He gets metal from the dispenser, making it easier for him to build/upgrade his turret.

Respawn as soldier, rocket the turret, then him.

>>17866045
cloak, then uncloak and backstab when he turns to heal his equipment

>>17866075
Seconded.

>>17866072
Skipping right to the good stuff just makes stripping the rest afterwards less exciting. Tease all the way, even if he's gay there is still the principle of the thing.

You hop down and shoot the fuck out of his sentry.

He rushes to it wrench in hand, but is too late.

having done 1v1 payloads, engi is like, the worst class to play for both offense and defense. Your shit is stationary, your movements are predictable, and there are three classes that counter engi rather handily when he's in his nest.

>>17866104
I say next time he chases us, we feint to his nest and then head to his entrance teleporter, sap it, stand on it, and telefrag him. With a disguise so we won't get shot to pieces.

>>17866127
Unless it's a combat engie.

>>17866156
He's not however. I think he has vanilla load out actually.

>>17866127
Demo, spah, and soldier. As they instagibb turrets.

>>17866156
Combat engie is still weak. The Engi is a sub-par combat class outside of the zone his sentry covers. Just kill him from outside the zone, kill the nest, and then stop him from setting up ever again.

>>17866168
Yeah, seems that neither made the best choices.

>>17866179
>. The Engi is a sub-par combat class outside of the zone his sentry covers
That's what minisentries aka the whole point of combat engie are for.

You opt to run around to his base, sap his teleporter, hop through to telefrag him, and resap everything.

Sadly, when he repaired the teleporter he was standing too far away and hit you with a wrench.

The Southern Hospitality.

You're bleeding pretty bad there chief.

>>17866273
Cloak and drop the other side of the bomb

>>17866273
Go back to spawn and swap loadout, we need the dead ringer.

>>17866273
Hide behind dispenser, Opposite side as sentry, Shoot him around it!

>>17866273
Tap B then 2, use dispenser before it goes away. Or just find a health pack, not like hes hunting you.

rolled 5, 96 = 101

You know what? I'm sick of drawing Team Fortress, so we resolve the issue with a non-partisan dice roll.

First number is yours, second number is Clown Man's. Highest roll wins.

Because I came here to draw robot innuendo damn it.

>>17866364
oh goddamnit

>>17866364
Guess he noped us to hell.

>>17866364
Looks like we're taking off something.

I vote torso chasis.

Welp, Clown Man beat you pretty bad.

What's coming off next?

>>17866364
Welp.

Basic idea was kinda fun though, just took too long. I fucking love minigames.

>>17866364
Well what the fuck

>>17866408
Too soon, man. Gloves

>>17866412
I already let you guys design a car.

My quests are entirely experimental, so I can assure you, more fun minigames will come up.

Along with simply terrible ones.

>>17866428
Nah man. Arm+Gloves last. We have a skin suit under it, jeeze.

>>17866410
Gloves.

>>17866364
I think we just got straight up raped based on those rolls.
Perphaps we should compliment his skill with a wrench, make some mechanical innuendo.
On to checkers!

>>17866483
I think we should ask him who's his waifu.

Dammit, the favorable matchup should have warranted a circumstance bonus to our roll!

>>17866509
Anal circumstance?

>>17866509
I considered that, but it was 96 to 5.

Spy Vs. Engy doesn't warrant a 20 times multiplier.

>>17866499
Thats /a/ not /v/.

Chest plate.

As soon as he gets us naked, we go in over the kill.

Either way we win.

Gloves!

You take off your chest-plate, and tell him he's pretty good with a wrench. You bet he'd be great and tuning highly sensitive machinery.

Hint.

Hint.

That's like the most subtle line you've used yet!

...and it completely went over his head.

He says yeah whatever, and tells you to choose your game.

>>17866611

Grab his dick, and say we wanna play with this joy-stick!

Goddamn, this thread made think like a slut..

We need to challenge him to mechwarrior, /v/ hates mechwarrior!

>>17866625
I don't think that'd work too well right now, we need something a little more subtle... TWISTER! We just need to improvise a mat and a program to handle the spinning function and we're good to go.

>>17866657
Twister, of course!

>>17866657
CHEAT AT TWISTER, RIG IT SO WE END UP IN SEXUAL POSITIONS

>>17866643
Better idea. Succession style dwarf fortress game, whoever is in charge when the fortress fails loses.

Then load the worldgen of boatmurdered.

>>17866676
>implying any twister position isn't sexual

>>17866657
>>17866663
>>17866676
Guys he has stretchy arms.

>>17866611
Beer pong!

>>17866692
I can see it now, his arms just wrapping around us back and forth, losing might be worth it here.

>>17866676
Cheating would help, but we can just say that his arms aren't allowed to extend just to be fair.

>>17866708
Telling a robot not to use his robot power is inhumane. Or something.

>>17866643
You know what /v/ hates more than mechwarrior? More than anything?

Casual games.

Challenge Clown Man to a match of Modern Warfare 3.

>>17866725
Fine, then we let him use his advantage. Then we not only make it kinky, but get him tied in knots as well.

>>17866708
Twister is a great plan, but lets save it for a fininshing move.

>>17866742
Him getting tied up in himself IS his weakness.

Maybe we should have decided to play bondage. Maybe that's just his thing.

>>17866771
Hmm ok, casual games it is for now.

>>17866726
Lets do it

Bubble Bath Babes!

CHALLENGE HIM TO MAGIC THE GATHERING

You try Modern Warfare 3, unfortunately you also take a knife in the face.

WELP

Take off pants.

Spread legs.

>>17866862
Oh well, onto his choice of game. Maybe we can turn it back around on him.

>email field
Theres something to be said for narrative based results as well. Well whatever works I guess.

>>17866875
Pants. They will only get in the way of twister, forearms dont bend.

We have to go more casual. Internet backgammon or some kind of facebook game.

You take off your pants, claiming they'll get in the way of what you have in mind next.

Hint. Motherfucking. Hint.

NOPE, he says he's gonna kick your ass in Pokemon now.

>>17867009
We saw how well that strategy worked with MW3. Problem with casual is that even if he doesn't like it doesn't mean he isn't good at it. We need to take him outside his comfort zone skill-wise.

>>17867037
WELL, at least he's having a good time now.

>>17867037
"Pokay what?"

>>17867037
Goddamn, he gay or just stupid.

Oh well, time for Pokemon.

Also like maybe rub his leg or some shit while we're playing. There's time for that because a lot of it is mashing A through text.

So wait are we battling with our own team or what here. Someone here better now how to build some cheap broken builds.

Spam status effects. Paralyze, confuse, poison. You know, that stuff that made you want to break your gameboy back in the day.

I'm not an expert on strategy but the one fucking rule I know is NO healing ITEMS.

Scyther, Zangoose, Weavile, Kabutops, Skarmory, Bisharp

>>17867132
Just no items. Or he could just spam max restore and we get nowhere. Or vers vica.

You decide to just dump status effects on him, aaaaaand nope. Fire.

Man, you don't have very much Skill do you?

What's coming off next?

Looks like it'll have to be gloves.

>>17867176
Pretty sure gloves cause that's all that's on.

>>17867176
panties!

Gloves. Then on to twister.

>>17867176
>Parasect
What a casual.
I bet it had dry skin.

>>17867228
no joke, parasect is my favorite pokemon

i cut you

>>17867149
Where the fuck is Blissey in the line up

WHERE'S MY ~*SKARMBLISS*~ MAN?

You toss of your braces, and tell him the next game is Twister. Let's get this shit over with.

You suddenly feel a lot less classy.

>>17867283
Gotta try to intentionally get into suggestive positions, even if it means that it makes it hard to reach stuff.

Make suggestive comments the entire fucking time, less subtle each time.

Fuck class, gotta fuck.

Class was located in the gloves? Eh whatever, class isn't needed for this and he's probably gay anyways.

Let's subject him to his worst horrors, so that when he has sex with us it won't seem so horrible.

What's that horrible buzz-in PS2 gimmick family question shit game that died about a week after it was released? We play that. And have a decent chance at winning, due to Wisdom

>>17867357

Next game's twister.

>>17867369
>/v/
>twister
my god you're more horrible than I could ever hope to be

I salute you, sir

>>17867357
No wisdom, that was in the helmet. Are we wearing a helmet?

You challenge him to Twister.

Which he wins because he's Clown Man, look at him.

Throughout the game you keep on making lewd blatant come-ons.

Looks like he finally got it.

>>17867416
"FUCKING FINALLY. Now get on the mat and get your prize."

>>17867416
About fucking time.

>>17867416
It's about fucking time. Let's play a final game of "make the other person cum first" and get this the hell over with.

You pull him into an embrace.

In the process, you've somehow knocked the spaghetti out of his pockets.

>>17867454
Oh god, I lol'd.

It actually is /v/.

>>17867454
Would Shademan have a cape?

>>17867469
>>17867454

Alright, we all know where this goes.

Take his V-card then leave.

>>17867454
If we had actually been winning, I bet we would have had a huge spaghetti mess when it came time for the pants to come off.

>>17867470
He does.

Before we take teleporter to blademan, we should get the commandobomb ready, being his weakness and all.

ALRIGHT, you got the grapple beam!

...I mean Thunder Claw!

Whatever, same shit.

Alright, this took way too fucking long.

I'll likely have more for you tomorrow but jeez.

>>17867512
At least it has some kind of utility, we have plenty of ways of blowing shit up already.

>>17867526
Guts Man, if only because he looks so derpy. And we should get the retards out of the way first.

>>17867538

Yeah, Guts man works.

>>17867662
Don't forget dat ass.