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    687 KB Warhammer 40: Heretical Love Part XXII Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)12:58 No.17858278  
    Link to previous threads are at the bottom of this page: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Heretical_Love

    Twitter to find out next thread date/time: HereticalLoveQ

    The engine revs underneath you, despite being riddled with holes courtesy of Eight and his Exitus rifle. Marvel the Orks are, however, it is somehow still propelling the bike along at a decent clip. Shame Karen didn’t have anything to do with it, she seems like she’d have made it even better somehow. Maybe you’ll haul some destroyed vehicle to her the next time you decide to head that way.

    Lycheria is settled in on the rear, you’ve just escaped Abbadon, everything is going right. As right as your days ever go, anyways.

    “How does that guy keep popping back up for more, anyways?” Lycheria ponders, though not letting go of you as the bike jerks and bounces from a rock.

    “Eh? Abbadon? Gigantic inferiority complex.”


    “Maybe, who knows?” You shrug.

    You push the looted bike harder, wringing out every bit of speed as you sail across the plain opening up. It may just be mud and grassland, but you really get screaming across it on the Orkish special.

    Daylight turns to dusk as the ride continues. Lycheria shifts around uncomfortably in the seat, and you have to admit you are feeling the effects of the ride as well. You really went a long ways last night.

    After what feels like another few hours, you finally arrive back at the Sister’s HQ.

    And shit has hit the fan.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:01 No.17858301
    “Faster, Sisters! We’ve not much time!” The Canonness shouts, apparently having forgotten her fainting spell.

    All around, Soritas are in a mad rush. They are piling into vehicles, snatching up flamers and bolters, checking their chainswords one last time.

    “Canoness, what’s going on?!” Lycheria shouts as she dashes over to see what all the fuss is about.

    “Hmph! Didn’t think you were coming back! Should punish you for this, but we haven’t time!” The Canonness frowns at Lycheria, and outright GLARES at you.

    The older Sister herself is already walking toward a Land Raider, flamer in one hand and chainsword in the other.
    “So, what exactly is going on?” You ask, downright confused. Blame the massive hangover creeping in.

    “Nothing of your concern, Inquisitor matters, Grey Commissar.” The Canonness huffs.

    “Bitch, I am the Inquisition, don’t you see this flashy assed outfit? Now tell me what’s going down.” You fold your arms and block her path.

    “Ugh, whelp! If you must know, a massive contingent of Guardsmen is arriving today. We’ve been tasked to clear their landing zone of any enemy presence.”

    You falter slightly, you hadn’t expected reinforcements, not this soon anyways. That means they are coming from a nearby planet, which means…
    >> [Spy]Cecilia !!J1VY4eixwBr 02/08/12(Wed)13:03 No.17858308
    OH SHIT.


    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:05 No.17858330
    Nice get up at 6 am (west coast) go to the gym, go shooting, come home and heretical love is on... today is gonna be a great day.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:07 No.17858347
    “Helena…” You can’t help but grin maliciously.


    “Dumb sister of mine. Anyways, I’ll assist you with the operation.” You tell the Canonness straight up.

    “Hell no.” She retorts.

    “As though you have a choice.” You >imply, tapping your armor with your axe.

    “Tsk, fine! Just stay the fuck out of my way!” With that, the Cannoness storms off and almost charges into the rear entrance of the Raider. Other sisters have to lurch out of her way to avoid being plowed over.

    “Knight!” She calls back at you as her tank starts firing up and going through pre-mission litanies complete with incense, “You’ve got an assassin waiting for you inside!”

    “Assassin?” Lycheria looks at you dubiously.

    “A friend.” You assure her as you head inside.

    Sure enough, Eight is waiting for you inside. Unlike the Tau who seemed so welcoming, the Sisters seem to be going out of their way to avoid him at any cost. They walk on the farthest side of the hallway that they can, never stepping within ten feet of the desk Eight sits on.

    “Hey, what’s up with that?” You ask, quite honestly puzzled.

    “Well… Even Soritas have been accused of heresy, and sometimes if it’s a powerful one, the Inquisition… They just deal with her, quietly. It’s not like one could know directly, but the corpse left behind makes it fairly obvious.”

    Even Lycheria hesitates noticeably when she draws closer to the young Assassin, who doesn’t seem to notice or care that everyone but you is avoiding him like he may explode at any moment.
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:09 No.17858368
    yeah I wish my schedule allowed me to start these later in the day, around 6-7ish est. Maybe saturday or something.
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    im wearing my Standard-Issue Commissariat party-thong, lets get freaky
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:13 No.17858391
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    Lets hope more Elegan/tg/entlment decide to pop on, or this will be a horrible samefag fest
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:15 No.17858412
    My body is ready for extra heresy today, sir.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:16 No.17858420
    “Hey kid, what’s happening?” You grin, but your smile falters when you notice Eight being more morose than his usual self.

    “What’s up?”

    “I’d prefer we talk alone.” He glances over at Lycheria, who stifles.

    “Relax, she’s cool. What do you need?” You ask, leaning on the power axe.

    Eight produces a small envelope and extends it out, you take it without thinking it through.

    “What’s this then?” You look at the white sealed envelope, unmarked but for the “VIII” hastily scrawled across the front. Its deceptively plain.

    “I’ve got something I need to take care of. If I don’t return…” Eight nods at the envelope in your hand, “I want you to please bury that on Catachan, if you ever wind up there. If you don’t… Then burn it.”

    The envelope in your hand, light as a feather, now feels as though it weighs a ton.

    “What is this?” You finally ask.

    “The only things I own.” Eight states simply.

    It’s not like it would be appropriate, but you have the urge to open it and see its contents for yourself. At the same time, you are struggling on what exactly to do.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:16 No.17858427
    “So where are you going? I mean you’ve…”

    “Like I said, something I have to take care of.”

    “Well I’m pretty much free, let me…”

    “Something *I* have to take care of. Sorry, Max, but I can’t take you with me on this.” Eight frowns deeper.

    “Well you can at least tell me where you’re headed.”

    Eight cocks his head, his eyes boring into your own.

    “I’m not foolish, if I do that you’ll just follow me regardless.” He shakes his head.

    Well, kid’s got a point…

    [ ] “I can’t accept this, I’m sorry.” You hand the envelope back.

    [ ] “I’ll take it, but you’re coming back so I’m just keeping it safe for you.” You take the envelope.

    [ ] “Not a good enough excuse kid, now spill the beans.” You try to pressure Eight for more information.

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:19 No.17858450
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    But anon, its always a samefag fest
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:19 No.17858454
    give it back its bad combat juju to give someone something like that, its a definite not coming back
    >> Archleone !!jyGS0n4WILE 02/08/12(Wed)13:20 No.17858457
    >>no breaks.

    [x] pressure Eight.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:20 No.17858458
    >[ ] “Not a good enough excuse kid, now spill the beans.” You try to pressure Eight for more information.


    > Sorry kid, im not letting no friend of mine face is demon's alone. i dont care what it is you gotta do, but ill be damed before i let you do it alone

    /manly tears
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:21 No.17858464
    “Not a good enough excuse kid, now spill the beans.”
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:21 No.17858468

    ill go with your option 2
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:22 No.17858473
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    NOOOO I haven't caught up yet.
    pic related.

    Could someone give me a quick plot outline since our titan fight with abbadon.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:22 No.17858482
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    you have my sword
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)13:23 No.17858489
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    Heretical Love!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:23 No.17858490
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    Has the time for glorious intervention come brothers?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:24 No.17858501
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    And my Axe!

    >> [Spy]Cecilia !!J1VY4eixwBr 02/08/12(Wed)13:25 No.17858505
    Is it now?

    The IH players would probably disagree with you.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)13:25 No.17858507
    [ ] “I’ll take it, but you’re coming back so I’m just keeping it safe for you.” You take the envelope.

    >This this a thousend times this.
    >> Archleone !!jyGS0n4WILE 02/08/12(Wed)13:27 No.17858518
    Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing....

    Where are we going?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:27 No.17858523
    >get with Mika
    >Helped Ailia (tau) get over her fear of 'nids (but not really)
    >gattai with crisis suits
    >convinced Tau to join your side
    >Emprah is fully operational
    >met up with SoB
    >summoned void dragon to escape from Abbadon

    Did I miss anything?
    >> colonel guardspam 02/08/12(Wed)13:27 No.17858524
    >> Archleone !!jyGS0n4WILE 02/08/12(Wed)13:28 No.17858529
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    D'oh forgot picture XD
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:28 No.17858531
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    this, brothers to the end
    >> colonel guardspam 02/08/12(Wed)13:29 No.17858541
    where do u get the tripcode?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:29 No.17858542
    Thanks papa, I knew I could count on someone who helped create /tg/'s most honorable and glorious chapter.
    >> Archleone !!jyGS0n4WILE 02/08/12(Wed)13:30 No.17858546
    after your name in the name box type in one or two pounds and then the password of your choice.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:30 No.17858549
    “Not a good enough excuse kid, now spill the beans.”
    Eight’s brow furrows.

    “It’s nothing I can’t handle.”

    “Yeah so you’ve said. Doesn’t mean I’m about to let my friend hand me something like THIS and run off to Emprah knows where.” You wave your mechanical arm for emphasis.

    “You aren’t going to let me leave are you…?” Eight sighs.

    “Not until I find out exactly what’s going on.” You grin.

    Sure he could try to slip past you, but in this narrowish hallway you could likely grab him before he could escape. He may be a tough sonovabitch but he's not tough enough to escape a power armor bear hug.

    A long moment passes, before Eight finally nods.

    “Alright, I’ll tell you. But if I do, you promise to take that envelope.”

    [ ] Accept

    [ ] Decline

    >[ ] ???
    >> colonel guardspam 02/08/12(Wed)13:31 No.17858559
    [x] Accept
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    >> Archleone !!jyGS0n4WILE 02/08/12(Wed)13:32 No.17858562
    pound meaning this symbol: #

    >> [Spy]Cecilia !!J1VY4eixwBr 02/08/12(Wed)13:32 No.17858564
    Accept that envelope.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)13:32 No.17858565
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:32 No.17858566
    >[X] Accept
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:32 No.17858569
    the Galactic Partridges,
    Papa was part of the most glorious thread that brought them into this world
    >> colonel guardspam 02/08/12(Wed)13:33 No.17858575
    well he was kinda the creator of the partridges
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:34 No.17858581

    >[x] ???

    Accept it, but it won't make much difference as you are joining him anyways.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)13:35 No.17858583
    Actually...this is way more better and hell lot of more bro.

    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)13:35 No.17858584
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)13:36 No.17858587

    >Accept, but it doesn't matter since Max will join up with Eight no matter where he goes.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:39 No.17858602

    Bros for life. I support all of the above.
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)13:41 No.17858614
    yeah im changing to this
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:45 No.17858650
    “Fair enough.” You put the envelope gently into one of the pouches on your belt.

    “Now,” You take a seat on another desk, facing Eight, “Where are you headed?”

    Eight takes a long moment to fish out a cigarette, and gestures for a particularly young Sorita to come over to him. She looks entirely hesitant, but he insists with another wave of his hand. The girl approaches, flamer at the ready though she’s trying to not make it completely obvious.

    Eight leans down as she draws near, right down to her flamer. The girl is visibly trembling now, and you wonder just how shaken this assassin in their midst really has them. Eight uses the pilot light of her flamer to light up, smiles, and watches for a moment as she slinks back with a calculating stare.

    “You know anything about the Ordo I belong to? About Vindicare?” He asks, exhaling a plume of smoke.

    “A little.” You admit. Not exactly something you are studied up on.

    “Well the Ordo doesn’t exactly… Take kindly, to those who try to leave it.” Eight shifts on the desk.

    “Which means?”

    “A kill team.” He says flatly.

    “A what now?”

    “They aren’t about to let me go, Max. The Emperor himself could tell them to, and they would still follow the code of the Ordo, if quietly. That man you met earlier was just here to affirm my status, and unfortunately must have made a broadcast.”
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    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 02/08/12(Wed)13:49 No.17858692
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    Oh, shit, son. Oh, shit.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)13:52 No.17858716
    Eight pulls out a small dataslate and hands it to you. On the small screen you can see what appears to be the outline of a ship, though the photo was taken at night.

    “Is that a small landing craft or something?” You ask, tilting the screen around, trying to get a better view.


    “Full of other assassins?”

    “At least half a dozen, all of them ranking members within the Ordo… Former instructors of mine, mostly.” Eight flicks ash onto the desk.

    “All the more reason I can’t let you go alone.” You tell him, sitting up to the full height of the power armor.

    “What makes you think you could even get close to them?” Eight asks flatly.

    “Well I mean… Errr…”

    “Max, you’re a good fighter, but this isn’t going to be a fight. They would kill you before you ever even saw them.”

    “Hey now, I don’t mean to brag but you didn’t kill me outright.”

    “I don’t mean to dismiss you as a warrior, but I had some kind of malfunction with my scope, some kind of inner glare inside of it. Nothing I’ve ever seen before.”

    “Oh…” You pause, wondering what would have happened had this not been the case.

    “And these aren’t Vindicare out on their first mission alone, these guys are all veterans.”

    “So what makes you think YOU stand a chance?!” You blurt out.

    Eight pauses, as though not having expected such a question. He takes another long draw and leans back.

    “Like I said, they are former instructors of mine mostly. They’ve taught me everything I know, and most of them are getting quite old, for a Vindicare. I’ll stand a good chance so long as I get them all in one go, before they can split up.”
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)13:53 No.17858722

    >A kill team? Well how hard can that be? I've bested things that most kill teams never live to tell the tale.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:55 No.17858743
    I bet that envelope contains that picture of his parents.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)13:57 No.17858756
    so should we be worried when we know eight has contractual plot immunity, or would his death mean papa n throws away the VN?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:02 No.17858800
    Oh papa, why do you always start these threads an hour or so before I have to go to work? ;__;

    Or do an overtime in six hours. That'd be rad.

    >agreeable emaiies

    Even Captcha wants Overtime today!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)14:04 No.17858813
    “…And if you don’t?” You ask with a frown, “What happens if they get a chance to split up?”

    “Well… Then things get complicated.” Eight nods, flicking the butt into a nearby trashcan.

    Before you can ask anything else, Lycheria presses her finger to her ear and appears to be listening intently. Her face darkens and her gaze falls to you.

    “Understood.” She states.

    “Something up?” You ask, while still trying to come up with something more to ask Eight.

    “Yeah, you could say that. The Guard need a place to land, now. Apparently they are encountering some massive resistance in the air, I guess Malal’s legion has more fighter craft than anyone expected.”

    It feels like you swallowed a rock.

    “Did they mention anything about the tank battalions?”

    “Nothing, but apparently Creed has gotten them through the worst of it. Now they just have to land, and there’s a whole damn legion setup on the field below them, apparently.”

    You jump off of the desk, snatching up your axe as you do. Though with a flash of realization, you hesitate, and turn to Eight.

    “Can you wait until this is over?”

    Eight shakes his head.

    “If I do that, they will have split up, and if half a dozen Vindicare split up and want the same target dead… Well, it’s going to happen.”

    “Max,” Lycheria looks worried, her finger back against her ear, “The landing craft were going to try to break off and find somewhere else to land, but too many of their ships are shot up and wouldn’t make it. The orbital bombardment was blocked by some kind of… Field, I guess. If someone doesn’t clear out these chaos troops…”
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)14:06 No.17858834
    >Can't swing overtime tonight. Got school shit today, class all day tomorrow, and more school shit Friday. I will try to have a long thread+overtime on Saturday, though.

    “Got it.” You tell her.

    “Don’t worry about me, I’ve got a plan. Your sister and Guard need you, I don’t.” Eight states as he slides off the desk and hefts his rifle.

    Now, you’ve got a choice to make.

    [ ] Go and help your sister and the rest of the Guard make it planetside safely. Find Eight after the action is over.

    [ ] Try to convince Eight to take you along, and hope the Sisters are enough to clear out whatever Chaos forces are waiting for the helpless Guard trying to land.

    >Something else?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:07 No.17858836

    I see where this is going... save the IG, or Eight.

    I think we need to call in a few favours. If we have any left. Do we?
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)14:07 No.17858844
    Time to call up all your friends and favours Max~y boy~o
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:08 No.17858845

    Call one of the girls for reinforcements

    Having VIII go up against a Kill-Team of assassins alone is no bueno
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)14:09 No.17858853
    rolled 1 = 1

    Family or our bro? I leave it to the dice.
    1 we help our sis
    2 we help our bro
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:09 No.17858861

    Hey, here is an EVIL idea. Get ahold of Tonya. Transmit a meeting places coordinates so you can "be hers". THose coordinates are the bulk of Mal's forces.

    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:10 No.17858875
    Call Rex-the-baneblade to help the sisters, go after Eight
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:11 No.17858879
    >help eight
    >call ork waifu: hey dere's a righ proppa bit o fightin goin on here, kill some chaos
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)14:11 No.17858884
    I like this.
    +1 Tacticool Genius!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)14:11 No.17858885
    This, DE liked eight, maybe the twins could help.
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    Tzeench be praised
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:12 No.17858893

    Vindicare or not, I doubt they'd expect Doomrider or Kaleshi to jump out of a warp rift and tear them in two.
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)14:13 No.17858896
    [x] Go and help your sister and the rest of the Guard make it planetside safely. Find Eight after the action is over.
    its about more than just family its about the bigger picture and without those reinforcements we could be in a world of shit
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:13 No.17858901

    Wouldn't the Necrons kill Sisters and Guardsmen just as liberally as Malal's forces?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:13 No.17858904
    send yanderecron to fight chaos
    call DE to help eight
    help eight
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)14:13 No.17858905

    Now THAT is clever!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:14 No.17858912
    [ x ] go help your sister and the rest of the guard

    Godspeed, Eight.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:14 No.17858915
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    rolled 2 = 2


    dear god im not sure which idea i love better.

    Roll for Change:
    1. Ork "Assistance"
    2. Necron Distraction
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:15 No.17858918

    And what, pray tell, stops us doing both?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)14:15 No.17858921
    You’ve got enough juice left in your communicator for two calls. Should have tossed the thing in a fire to give it a charge, but you’ve been busy. Also you forgot…

    That means you can get some help together, for both you, and maybe someone to at least try to watch Eight’s back for you. You know he’ll slip any kind of direct support, but surely someone could at least watch him without him knowing. Maybe.

    Who do you call in to support you? For Eight?

    [ ] Tau

    [ ] Eldar

    [ ] Dark Eldar

    [ ] Daemonettes

    [ ] Mika + Rex tag team combo

    [ ] Waaaagh

    >necrons would still just kill errbody
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:16 No.17858923
    potential for mutually assured waifu slaying
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)14:17 No.17858929
    DE help for eight
    Mila Rex help for us
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:17 No.17858932
    >[x] Daemonettes
    If you could get the gals / Doomrider if he's up for it to keep an eye on the kid, that'd be perfect. Popping out of warprifts to knock some heads when needed

    Now, to deal with Malal:
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:18 No.17858939
    [ x ] tau stealth suit backup for eight

    [ x ] mika and rex backup for guard
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:20 No.17858950
    mika/rex chaos slaying due to her racial bonus of 'not being filthy xeno prone to friendly fire'

    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:21 No.17858958

    DE for Eight, Mika/Rex for us.
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)14:21 No.17858960
    [x] Tau for us
    [x] Dark Eldar for 8
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)14:22 No.17858970
    the waaaaaagh with their blood up would just kill errybody
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)14:23 No.17858976
    For Eight, I think I'll go with Deamonettes, if DOOMRIDER comes along. If not, Dark Eldar twins, because the twins have a thing for Eight.

    For Max~y, I think that Mika+Rex is a good support that won't shock the guardsmen.

    Dougf' a proppa' WAAAUGGGHH iz alway' roight!
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)14:23 No.17858981
    [X] Tau. Feel the bite of the Barracuda!

    [X] Eldar. Even Vindicare have to _think_.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)14:25 No.17858988
    2nd round to narrow things down a bit, hopefully


    [ ] Mika

    [ ] Tau


    [ ] Eldar

    [ ] Dark Eldar
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)14:26 No.17858992
    Max, Mika
    Eight, Dark Eldar twins
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)14:26 No.17858997
    I c/p myself for round 2 as well.

    Tau = Serious Motherdunk' Air Superiority.

    Eldar = Mind Bullets, Precognition, and Rangers. Final Stop.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:26 No.17859001
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:26 No.17859003

    Let's see what Rex can really do!


    He'd just love to have the Twins around.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)14:29 No.17859026
    Also what do you think is a more interesting setting? Been doing a bit of writing for both of these.

    -Modern times. A man haunted by the ghost of a witch must adhere to her bidding to repay his debt to her. All the while pursued by those who killed her in the first place.

    -Post-apoc(kinda). Humans are gone, replaced by humanoid monsters (you know which kind). Struggle against time to save your own life in a rush to find something. Monster girls don't hunger for semen/etc, less cliche take on them.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:29 No.17859027

    Tau and Eldar.
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)14:30 No.17859033
    [x] Tau
    [x] Dark Eldar
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:30 No.17859040
    >Modern times. A man haunted by the ghost of a witch must adhere to her bidding to repay his debt to her. All the while pursued by those who killed her in the first place.

    That sounds pretty cool, actually. You should post some.
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)14:30 No.17859041
    I really wish I had more taste then to select this option, but I really like creature-women.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:32 No.17859052
    More info on the monster one.


    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:32 No.17859055
    >monster girls don't hunger for semen
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:33 No.17859060
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    I can't not go for monster girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:33 No.17859065

    Given the choice between
    >Interesting setting, unusual premise, mitebcool.jpg



    You always go for the monstergirls. Never change, /tg/.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)14:35 No.17859072
    Your on Tg, has too be the second
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)14:36 No.17859075
    That's awfully true and very good choices.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:36 No.17859079
    Tail and a swimsuit. I appreciate this.
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)14:37 No.17859088
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    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 02/08/12(Wed)14:38 No.17859097
    Mika and DE
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:38 No.17859099
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)14:41 No.17859115
    “Alright man, but you had better come back, hear me?”
    Eight nods, before turning to go.

    What you didn’t tell him is that you are going to try to get him someone to at least watch his back, whether or not he wants it.

    You and Lycheria head off to a different part of the structure as you dial your communicator.


    “Hey Mika, what are you up to today?”

    “M-me? Well I mean… I-I was going to maybe work on something with SLaDOS…”

    “Can you hold off on that? I need your help.”

    You explain the situation to her, and Mika seems quite startled by the news as her stammering only grows worse the more nervous she gets.

    “So you’ll help?”

    “O-of course! I’ve g-got a little s-s-surprise for them, actually! And Rex is in t-top shape!” Mika seems quite fired up.

    “Great, meet us there!”

    That call complete, you dial again.

    “Max? Need something?” Esh sounds quite busy, lots of background noise.

    “Yeah, it’s about my assassin buddy actually. He’s headed off on his own and doesn’t want any help, so naturally I want someone to help him by at least being there in case shit goes south.”

    “Oh? A support team?” Esh inquires.

    “Something like that, yeah.”

    A flurry of activity in the background, and you hear Esh yelling something angrily, which is followed by more shouting.

    “Everything alright?”

    “Just peachy, I’m trying to get these retards to quit being so stuck up and stubborn and listen to what your Emperor is saying. As much as I love my craftworld, a real planet is a nice thing to have.”

    “So… You’ll help him out?”

    Esh sighs, loudly, and must have turned away from the conversation because the level of background noise dies down.

    “I’ll send someone, I’m far too busy at the moment, Max.”

    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:44 No.17859146
    She's gonna send the blonde(?) eldar that kept raging at Eight. Calling it now!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)14:45 No.17859158
    Sorry I'm late,
    Narrator: Morgan Freeman
    Max: Steven Bulm
    Fem Max/Helena: Nicole Sullivan
    Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
    Ailia: Tara Strong
    Esh: Grey DeLisle
    Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
    Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
    Tonya: Dionne Quan
    Mika: Andrea Libman
    Karen: Olivia D'Abo
    Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
    Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
    Nurgle: John DiMaggio
    Slaanesh: Tim Curray
    Khorn: Keith David
    Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
    Warboss: John DiMaggio
    Emperor(Casual): Andrew Stanton
    Emperor(Serious): Peter Cullen
    Malice: Frank Welker
    DarkHammer: Tony Jay
    Kais: Scott McNeal
    8: Phil Lamar
    Vect: J.K. Simmons
    Ra'alman: Ian Holm
    H Jon Benjamin: Teach
    Tankered: Brian Blessed
    Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
    Creed: Liam Neson
    Bjorn: Patrick Warburton
    Horus: David Kaye
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:49 No.17859192
    I hope so. That's why I picked Eldar.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)14:51 No.17859211
    Lycheria looks anxious as you finish the call, and you pause to give her a look.


    “Consorting with xenos….” She huffs.

    “I’d be dead if it wasn’t for them. Besides, Emps thinks they are chill and that’s good enough for me.”

    You grin at her reaction as she grumbles but nods.

    “Anyways, we’d better get going or we’ll miss the good parts of the fight!” Despite yourself, you can’t help but feel a bit excited at the prospects. Has this whole thing changed you that much? It wasn’t too long ago that you think you would have gladly shirked out of something like this.

    “Indeed, so quit wasting time and book it!” Lycheria regains some of her mojo and sprints out the exit, headed toward the other Soritas who have begun to depart.

    You burst through the doors as well, the heavy metal moving aside effortlessly with the strength of your armor.

    Settling onto the bike Mika hooked up for you, the engine fires up and Lycheria pulls up alongside you on a bike of her own.

    Wait… No you recognize that bike…

    “That’s the Canonesses!” You shout accusingly as you point toward it, "She got a new one?!"

    “Just arrived this morning... And relax, she’s in the landraider so she didn't need it. Besides, I’ll bring it back.” Lycheria says coyly, waving off your comments.

    The two of you rev up and head out. The ride behind the tracked vehicles is far too dusty, and soon you’ve moved up ahead of the pack, joining a contingent of other Sorita bikers. The rowdy bunch clamor for a fight, and you recognize a few you’ve had… Relations, with.

    As you draw nearer the landing zone, you can already tell…
    This is going to be one hell of a fight.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)14:55 No.17859251
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    >Monster girls don't hunger for semen/etc, less cliche take on them.
    >implying we wouldn't find a way to bone them anyway

    papa-n, u so silly.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)15:00 No.17859299
    Monstergirls every time
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:02 No.17859324
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    >Monster girls don't hunger for semen/etc, less cliche take on them.

    Does not computer.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)15:08 No.17859379
    Perhaps after the fight we can personaly show her that xenos and daemons aren't so bad ^///^
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)15:08 No.17859384
    The Chaos ground forces are busying themselves spraying wildly into the air with everything they’ve got. Red tracers arc into the sky toward assorted Imperial fighter craft, already engaged with Chaos air assets. Above them all are dozens of Guard landing craft, many with smoking engines or other damage visible from the ground.

    Several, you notice, are spiraling out of control, headed for the ground.

    All you can do is hope that Helena isn’t on one of those.
    “Come Sisters, we need to take out their guns to clear the skies!” Lycheria shouts, raising her chainsword above her head and beginning some kind of Sorita chant, which the other bikers pick up on.


    You just yell, crank the throttle, and pray these plasma guns work.

    Chaos marines turn to face the charging horde of the Sisters and yourself, leveling heavy weapons. It may have been a poor idea to just go charging at them, but it’s too late to do anything now.

    A massive boom and muzzle flash from your right.

    Through the forest, trees crashing down in his wake, comes Rex. His main cannon blasting away, side guns beginning to engage as well. The Chaos troops are forced to split up their fire.

    If they were even given a chance to fire.

    A recognizable bolt of plasma arcs toward the Chaos lines from behind Rex. Something looms from beside Rex, another massive tank.

    “S-sorry I’m late!” Mika exclaims through the battle channel.
    You don’t have time to answer her before your line of bikes makes contact with the Chaos troops.

    Mashing at the trigger button, the plasma guns on the bike erupt into fire that rakes across several Chaos Marines in front of you. Even their black and white power armor doesn’t stand up to the assault, and several fall.

    Too close for the guns now, you grab your axe from behind you and heft it above your head.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:11 No.17859410
    I notice we keep using the axe. Is there a reason we never use nurgle's supersword?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:16 No.17859458
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    Let None Survive
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)15:16 No.17859462
    Because the sisters would lynch us?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)15:16 No.17859469
    With a satisfying crunch, it burrows through the helmet of another Chaos marine as you swing it on a pass. The Soritas behind you are engaged as well, and you hear the gurgling roar of chainswords meeting their marks and pained yells as flamers engulf others. Lycheria is praising the Emperor even as she barrels over a Chaos marine with her bike.

    Thankfully, the two tanks coming up on your rear prove to be more than just a distraction. Rex is hammering away at the Chaos positions, most of their munitions simply bouncing off of his hardened armor.

    “Mika, what tank are you in anyways?” You call out on the comm.

    “The s-stormblade! I’ve been fixing it up after R-Rex found her!” Mika yells excitedly even as she obliterates a group of Chaos Terminators with the blastgun.

    “Good call, I dig it!” You laugh, though it’s cut short when you are forced to duck to avoid a chainaxe.

    Out of the corner of your eye, you see Lycheria being tossed from the bike as a Chaos marine kicks it over, his boot on the front tire. You won’t be able to turn your own bike around in time, so you leap for it.

    The jump carries you over several traitor guard, and you drop them a nice surprise in the form of a frag grenade.

    With a roll you land, slashing out with the axe. The arcing swing slices easily through yet more traitors, and Lycheria is back on her feet and letting loose with the flamer in her hand.
    “Thanks for the save!” She shouts over the din of battle.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)15:17 No.17859474
    “Don’t mention it! We need to link back up with your girls, we’re too far out!”

    It’s true, you are too deep into Chaos lines with no support nearby. The two massive tanks are getting bogged down by more and more heavy weapons as the Chaos marines turn to deal with them, and are being forced to hang back and rely on their heavy frontal armor, while keeping their sides and rear safe.

    “Going somewhere Max!? I should think you would stay a while, after all, we have a lot of catching up to do, you and I!” A voice all to recognizable from behind you as you and Lycheria try to fight back to friendly forces.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:20 No.17859499

    Tell Failbaddon to take a number, too many idiots have made appointments with our Power Axe to deal with him right now.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)15:20 No.17859501
    “Fuck you Abbadon, how many times do I have to beat you before you learn!?” You shout back to him.

    “We shall see how well you fare without any tricks, worm!”

    Bolter rounds slam into your back, thankfully stopped by your armor.

    [ ] Turn and face Abbadon

    [ ] Keep fighting your way out
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)15:21 No.17859506
    Turn and face
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)15:22 No.17859508
    im totally gonna get a tattoo of that
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:22 No.17859520
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    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)15:23 No.17859524
    [x] Turn and face Abbadon
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)15:24 No.17859544
    Turn and face Abaddon.

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)15:25 No.17859567
    [X] Turn and face Abbadon
    Then take his face.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:26 No.17859570

    [ ] Turn and face Abbadon

    [ ] Keep fighting your way out

    [x] Flip him off and shout "I'd kill you one more time, but i might trip over the dozens of these pale excuses of CSM i just slaughtered."

    >aka "let the angry idiot charge into a prepared defense"
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:26 No.17859576
    >mika we need help!
    god I love her.

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)15:36 No.17859681
    You stop, and turn around to face the warmaster.

    “Max, what are you doing?! We need to get out of here!” Lycheria shouts, having opened up a line back to her friends.

    “Go! I’ll catch up! But first, I’ve got to settle this.” You glare at Abbadon. You are really, really tired of putting up with his shit.

    The Chaos marines stop attacking, forming a circle around you and Abbadon. The towering figure in power armor has a wicked grin across his scarred features. He’s enjoying this.
    Something you plan to put a stop to.

    “We’re going to settle this, once and for all.” You tell him, and both of you approach the other. Despite your own power armor, you are still craning your neck to look up at his face.

    “Will we, eh? I’ll feel settled when I’ve adorned my armor with your skull, maggot.” He spits furiously.

    You notice he has a sword much like the one you saw Horus wield, as well as a lighting claw of some ancient make. He’s going to be tough to take on in close quarters.

    At the same time, given the small proximity of the area the Chaos marines are giving you to fight, you aren’t going to be able to rely completely on your ranged abilities, either.

    Without warning, Abbadon slashes out with his sword. It’s all you can do to step back and block the blow with the blade of the axe. The force of it knocking you back slightly.

    Abbadon laughs, he knows he has the advantage here. Hell, you know he has the advantage here. That doesn’t mean you are going to duck out and run now.

    He doesn’t expect the plasma cannon surprise attack, you made it seem as though you were getting ready to come at him with the axe. Still, the shot only catches him in the side and seems to do little to his terminator armor.

    Though it seems to have pissed him right off.
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 02/08/12(Wed)15:37 No.17859699
    This, punctuate with cigar and tank.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)15:37 No.17859702
    The warmaster attempts to rake you with his claws, comes again with the sword… You are forced to fall back, along the edge of the encircling Chaos marines, who shove you forward roughly. Under the furious assault, you draw out the blade Nurlge gifted you, hoping the Sisters aren’t seeing you doing so.

    Catching Abbadon’s sword with your axe, you step in and thrust with the corrupted blade of the sword. The warmaster seems to recognize the danger of this new weapon, however, and quickly backs away. Both of you continue to circle as he eyes the plaguesword.

    [ ] Press the attack with the new sword

    [ ] Retreat back to friendly forces

    [ ] Asshole trickery
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)15:38 No.17859714
    Press the attack
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:38 No.17859715

    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)15:39 No.17859726
    [x] Asshole trickery
    it hasnt failed us yet
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)15:39 No.17859727
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:40 No.17859729
    [X] Asshole trickery
    Like leading with the sword, coming up with the ax, throwing the ax and giving Abbadon a face full of plasma.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)15:41 No.17859747
    Mind bullet asshole trickery!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:43 No.17859768
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:43 No.17859776
    [x]asswhole trickery
    swing sword and axe WITH OUR MIND.
    while flamer fist
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)15:43 No.17859780
    [x] COMBINE

    I chose not Press the Attack. I chose not Trickery. I chose, something else. I chose...

    Combine. Yes! Let us combine these things and let us propel us further up and beyond these mere mortal trappings! Let us become...

    The Laughing God Cegorach.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:44 No.17859785
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)15:46 No.17859813
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    shitdefuckyeah! New HL!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:47 No.17859829
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    >Asshole Trickery

    Dear god pic so fucking related
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)15:51 No.17859868
    Rustling up your ji… Mind powers, you summon as much energy as you can muster.

    “TIID KLO UL!!!!”

    You aren’t sure if time slows, or if you speed up. Either way, it seems as though you move effortlessly while everything around you is stuck almost in a standstill.

    Which gives you more than enough opportunity to lash out with your axe.

    The blade carves into Abbadon’s frontal armor, and despite its toughness, the axe is sinking in. Abbadon’s face is slowly turning to panic rather than fury, and his lightning claws are coming in at you.

    Wrenching the axe out at the last minute, you duck out of the way of the claws and roll backwards. Breathing heavily, you can barely get back onto your feet. Your head hurts. That much power must be more than you’re able to sustain at the moment.

    Despite the wound in his chest, Abbadon doesn’t seem fazed.

    Knocking aside yet another attack, your arms feeling quite noticeably weaker, you activate your comm.

    “Creed you old bastard, I know you’ve got something up your sleeve and I know you’ve got a plan but I need it now damn it!”
    As though on cue, the ground beneath you starts to tremble.
    What you had thought were low hills around you, were in fact, something quite different.


    A dozen baneblades.

    “Holy shit, how did you get this many?!” You shout. Abbadon isn’t letting up, his strikes becoming faster and more furious at the appearance of the new threat.

    Mika and Rex are pressing forward with the new massive tank assault, the Chaos forces numbering too few and too lightly armed to deal with so many. They seem on the edge of retreat.

    And that…

    >...Is when the drop-pods start falling.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)15:52 No.17859878
    Was there a Nod Quest 3? I checked the archives and didn't see it, I worked until pretty late Saturday.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)15:53 No.17859884
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    >CSM fw
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:54 No.17859898
    Goddamned partridges!

    Plasma blast straight into the rent in Abbadons armor, quickly before the partridges finish him off instead!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:55 No.17859913
    i'm gonna need a sauce for that
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:55 No.17859916
    If its the partridges in the drop pods,
    I will be soooo happy.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)15:55 No.17859918
    saddly i had to delay Nod Quest Tres because of homework, and im still kinda up to my neck in it, though i promise ya it'll come this Friday
    >> Hunter 02/08/12(Wed)15:55 No.17859919
    No!!! Kill them all before the Partridges do! Steal their glory!
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)15:58 No.17859945
    >>What you had thought were low hills around you, were in fact, something quite different.


    >>A dozen baneblades.

    Creed: redefining the phrase "To Prepare the Battlefield."
    Awesome, Papa-N.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:58 No.17859950

    point blank shot to the open chest. *BLAM* Commissar Max style
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)15:58 No.17859955
    They were deleted from all records, thus being a lost legion.

    Their glory was stolen once, and it only made them worse (many First Legion chapters have tried to forget about the horrible Partridge Glory Reclamation Crusades)
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)16:00 No.17859977
    Not to mention that my local gamin shop is doing some new Warmachine tournament leagues, and that has kinda consumed some of my quest writing time
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)16:01 No.17859998

    And lash out with the sword! Abaddon shall fall to you!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:03 No.17860013
    I'm secretly hoping Abbadon will be crushed by a Partridge Droppod
    and then Harry himself will step out and place a banner on Abbadon's half flattened corpse.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)16:06 No.17860058
    Blue and white drops pods.

    …With gold trim.

    “Oh fuck no!” You howl.

    Abbadon steps back, looking around at the pods crashing into the dirt as well as Chaos marines. He must have decided it wasn’t worth sticking around.

    “When this final battle is upon us, fool, you and I shall stand and fight alone!” He glares, before stepping through a warp hole.

    “You fucking coward! I had you!” You cry after him, and Abbadon sneers as he disappears and the warp hole closes.
    All at once, the drop pod doors fly open.


    Thousands of doves.

    The Chaos marines try to shoot at the Partridges as they depart the pods, but find themselves quite unable. The white birds are swarming everywhere in their attempt to fly. The Chaos marines are slapping at them, trying to brush them aside to get a clear shot. Any round they do fire just falls short, caught up in the flurry of feathers.

    Which leaves the remaining Chaos forces quite exposed to the newcomers…
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:07 No.17860070
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:09 No.17860086
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)16:09 No.17860089
    “Ah, nothing like fresh glory in the morning.” Harry grins as he steps onto the battlefield, lazily shooting a nearby Chaos marine as he struggles to get the doves out of his face.

    He sticks a Partridge flag into the head of the Bloodletter that his drop pod landed on, crushing it’s skull.

    “Thank the Emprah! The Partridges save us all!” A Sorita shouts, her face one of complete and utter infatuation.

    The Egomancers all grin, their work already taking effect.

    “All in a day’s work for us, I assure you dear Sister.” Harry takes a drink out of his space wolves mug, his beaming smile belaying his happiness.

    “Hey man, should we…”

    “Dude, DON’T go in there! Are you fuckin’ crazy or somethin?”

    “But we-“

    “NO! You know how pissed old man Creed is going to be?”

    “H-huh? Pissed about what? I’m just glad the Galactic Partridges came to our rescue.”

    “Yeah, me too. What were we talking about again?”

    Creed puffs on his cigar as he watches the screen, eyes glued to what he hoped he wouldn’t see.

    “Fuck.” Is all he says.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)16:10 No.17860096
    fucking A, i laughed so hard i almost chocked on my fried chicken, fuckin brilliant
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:11 No.17860113
    Time to exit, stage right.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)16:11 No.17860115
    Logan Grimnar slams his fist into the wall of his ship, repeatedly. He had been planning on entering the fray first, providing the Sisters some aid and splitting the Chaos forces.

    Unfortunately, somehow, none of his drop pods were functioning.

    “It just doesn’t make any sense, the odds of them all going out at the same time…” The tech marine shrugs, quite baffled.

    "Can you get them up in time to make it down there at all?" One of Logan's retinue asks, his voice gruff and angry.

    "Sorry, it's going to take some time I'm afraid." The Tech marine shakes his head.

    Logan doesn’t say anything, if he opens his mouth he will probably just scream.


    He LOATHES Partridges.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:13 No.17860136
    I have discover my truest foe!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:15 No.17860154
    "We're not the ones who fake it, because fakers never make it"

    such delicious irony.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)16:16 No.17860172
    As the doves finally clear, you see that the fight is over. They may have arrived late. REALLY late. But the Partridges have polished off the last of the Chaos forces and are now busying themselves erecting banners and statues. There is already a crew filming it and reporters from every Imperial channel commentating on the glorious victory the Partridges had here today.

    [ ] Confront Harry about being a total dick

    [ ] Head back to base with the Sisters, ignore them all praising the Partridges

    [ ] Other ideas?
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)16:17 No.17860179
    Please let Max~y boy smack some Galatic Partridge heads!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)16:17 No.17860182
    [X] Confront Harry about being a total dick, get Logan to help
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:17 No.17860183
    [x]ignore harry, find sis.
    gotta have priorities
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:18 No.17860192
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    Call out the Chapter Master on Imperial TV, in front of all the cameras and news crews. We'll see how awesome the Partridges are then.
    Also, you know Creed and Grimnar will totally have our backs if we do.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:19 No.17860209
    [X] Other ideas?
    Ignore the Partridges, find our sister. Once she's safe, we then find and check up on Eight.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:20 No.17860211
    unfortunately, Harry brought his egomancers.

    Harry's denouncers will be in the VAST minority.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)16:20 No.17860218
    Brocode man. You don't cockblock bros

    AND you don't fragblock Max~y boy from fragging Abaddon.
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)16:21 No.17860221
    I worry about the odds of succeeding in a contest set on the Partridges' terms.
    IE: a dick waving contest set at their latest Grand Triumph.

    [x] Gather Sisters, RTB. Maybe we can rediret the ire of the Cannoness towards the Partridges.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)16:22 No.17860226
    [ ] Other ideas?
    Find sis, find eight
    they're patridges, what are ya gonna do? even if we try and denounce em, it'll be a waste of time
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)16:22 No.17860227
    True, but when is a better spot to confront Harry?

    I mean, someone has to do it sooner or later.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)16:22 No.17860228
    Ignore, go find sis.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:22 No.17860238
    and what are we going to do about the egomancers.

    As said before, with them present, we'll be in the vast minority.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:23 No.17860243
    ignore, go find sister, won't do us any good at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:24 No.17860253

    Don't confront harry, stand in the background, strip and start waving your dick around, it'll take the wind out of their sails when people see it, and millions of people will have watched our dicks!

    Nothing could possibly go wrong with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:24 No.17860258
    confronting them won't do us any good*
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:25 No.17860264
    ignore and take a banner or some other stuff for the blood ravens or something, might tick off the grand canary a little bit.
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)16:25 No.17860266
    Hmm, that I do not know.
    Ideally it'd be in their own base or ship, when they're at their greatest glory lull. The Partridges thrive in the spotlight so strike at them in the dark with negative exposure. Try to catch them with the make-up off, figuratively speaking.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:26 No.17860272
    I think you're forgetting a little something...
    Harry WISHES he had a tenth of the glory WE have.
    Onward to victory!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:27 No.17860283
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    mfw the partridges steal our glory.

    And by glory, I mean harem.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:28 No.17860298
    >[x] Confront Harry about being a total dick
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:29 No.17860309
    We gotta find our sis. Harry either knows that he is a dick, or he will refuse to believe it.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)16:31 No.17860327
    With a dejected sigh, you sheath your sword and hang the axe at your side. While you want to confront Harry, call him out on his shit, you know it would be pointless. You can feel the power resonating from the Egomancers, and despite your own mind kung-fu, you can’t compete with this many of them.
    At least you’ve got one thing to look forward to, or you hope you do anyways.

    “You there, Guardsmen!” You shout, pointing at a group freshly emerged from a landing ship.

    “S-sir!? Knight… Commissar? Sir?” Their Sergeant tosses a very confused salute.

    “I’m looking for the tank battalions, tell me where I can find the Russ’s at.”

    The befuddled guard lead you through the craft as they continue to land. You look over your shoulder and see Lycheria perched atop a landraider, scanning the battlefield. She spots you and jumps excitedly, waving. You wave back to let her know you saw her, and continue on.

    “Right here, sir!” They stop outside a few dozen ships.

    Sure enough, meeting up in the middle of their dropped ramps, is the Russ division.

    Wasting no more time, you rush out into the center of the pack. Spinning around, you search each face, desperately seeking to find her.

    “Hah, didja think I’d get taken out before I could even land?” A sarcastic voice.

    “Pfft, if I hadn’t come to your rescue you wouldn’t have had a chance!”

    Despite yourself, you grab Helena around the middle in a bear hug, lifting her off of her feet.

    “T-tooo hard…!” She gasps, and you set her back down where she rubs her sides and looks annoyed.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)16:32 No.17860343
    Also by being a massive dick, you'll allow your sister to know that you are okey.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)16:39 No.17860429
    “Whatever you wuss, man the fuck up. And you! Tits McGee! Get on out here so I can ogle you!” You shout at Sarah’s head which is poking out through a hatch on their tank.

    “Fuck you.” She states blandly.

    “Round two? Name a time and place girl.”

    “Asshole…” The busty girl mutters, dropping back down into the vehicle.

    Helena appears to be looking around now, much as you had been just a few moments ago.

    “Sorry, I don’t think they have vibrators of your required girth on this planet.”

    “Shut up! I’m trying to find someone!” She storms off toward an officer barking orders.

    You follow along, not quite sure where she’s going with this.
    “Hey, where did the tech-priests land at? I only see about half of them here.” She asks the officer, who looks as though he was about to tell her off before he spotted you walking up beside her.

    “The tech priests took the brunt of the assault on the descent, this is the lot of them.” He says gruffly, before turning back to his work.

    “Frederick…” Helena whispers, her face pale.

    “Huh?” You help her to the ground as her legs falter. Tears flow down her usually teasing and happy face. It’s a rare day that you see your sister cry, and never something you like to see, no matter how annoying she can be at times.

    You don’t know what to say, but you hope maybe the Sisters can help her out a bit. Helena doesn’t leave your side as you start the walk back through the battlefield toward their lines. Weaving through the massive landing craft and Guard.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:41 No.17860446
    Could Mika be Fredrick's sister? Did I spell his name right? Why did I ask this question?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)16:42 No.17860456
    Don't just stand there like an asshole, do something!
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)16:43 No.17860464
    oh shit mika too
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)16:43 No.17860465
    Not Fredrick!

    We gotta try to find him alive!
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)16:44 No.17860478
    shes gonna blow a gasket (pun intended) when she finds out
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)16:49 No.17860522
    Despite your usual self, you can’t honestly come up with anything to say to Helena. A thought which frustrates you, because you feel like you should say something. Anything.

    “I knew it was stupid of me.” Your sister says quietly as she walks beside you, holding your arm for support, be it physical or mental.

    “You can’t blame yourself.”

    “I can’t for what happened, but I can for letting myself get involved like this…” She breaks off, hanging her head.

    You don’t look up as two massive tanks come up alongside. Without looking you can already tell it’s Rex, as he woofs happily upon seeing you. The other tank…

    Did it just meow?

    “Need a lift?”

    “Sure, thanks.” You smile sadly up at someone you’ve never seen before as he offers out a hand.

    “FREDERICK!!!” Helena screams, and in the blink of an eye has tackled the tech-priest off of the tank and pinned him on the ground. Once there, she both berates him loudly in between snogging him to the point he’s almost gasping for air.

    “G-gross…” Mika states from her position atop the hatch.

    “Huh? Well yeah, I mean it’s weird seeing my sister like that I guess…” You shrug.

    Mika looks to Helena, then back at you, her brow furrowed.

    “That’s your sister? That’s weird.”

    “Eh? Why’s that?”

    “Because she’s c-currently… Erm… With my b-brother.”

    You pick up a bolter round casing and toss it over at the pair still on the ground, Helena glares and snaps something you can’t quite make out.

    “Get a room!” You cup your hands and shout at them.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:50 No.17860537
    I'm not sure how many threads ago it was mentioned, but Mika has a brother. Most likely Frederick. Or that was at least what i thought.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:52 No.17860560

    Of course i would get that shit fucking posted after papa posted his. FUCK THAT.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)16:54 No.17860580
    only one solution


    >catpha ourgure VIII
    oh yeah, thanks for reminding me captcha.

    what's going on in eight's path?
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    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)16:57 No.17860619
    While cool, and three of them cogheads...

    I don't think that Max would appreciate it.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)17:01 No.17860659
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    Our directives must be reassessed. We must now locate Eight
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)17:04 No.17860694
    [ ] Open Eight's envelope, see what's inside

    [ ] Leave it shut, though it wasn't sealed anyways
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)17:04 No.17860706
    Use Our mind powers to read without opening.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:06 No.17860723
    Well i say leave it shut but he didnt say anything about not opening it sooo.....

    >Oh and this thread needs to go faster. MUCH faster.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:06 No.17860732
    No betraying Eight's trust.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:06 No.17860735
    leave it
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)17:07 No.17860745
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    [ ] Open Eight's envelope, see what's inside
    >>find out its a picture of Max and Lycheria in the middle of the act of a pizza orgy...
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:07 No.17860746
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:08 No.17860758
    Keep it shut, you just don't open that shit for way to many reasons.
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)17:08 No.17860761
    [x] Open Eight's envelope, see what's inside
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:09 No.17860771

    "Oh hey, everyone listen, I'm leaving an important box here, so please, DO NOT, and I insist, DO NOT OPEN IT" *wink, wink*
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:09 No.17860774
    keep it shut
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)17:10 No.17860788
    >>white sealed envelope

    As for the choice itself, I don't know. Eight is trusting our discretion with that envelope, and a Bro shows honor by being worthy of that kind of trust.
    OTOH Eight is kind of a mess psychologically, so his judgement's a little faulty.

    [x] Leave it be. What can we do? We're a fucking noob at stealth and sniping, our presence would only be a hindrace for Eight.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)17:16 No.17860864
    Eira leads the small contingent of Eldar forces through the marshy swamp, quite annoyed at the mud coming up to her knees. She’d just washed her armor too.

    Not letting herself sigh, she continues to follow quietly behind the leading scout. An older man, well versed in tracking targets. He’d picked up the trail of Eight, and the group had followed it for quite a while. Until it dead-ended and they realized they’d been had.

    Now they had spent the last several hours weaving around, backtracking when met with more dead ends. By this point, Eira was getting quite frustrated. She was downright mad.

    Eshwe had told her to gather a small force and be a reactionary asset to Max’s friend, but she had failed to mention anything about the assassin trying to ditch them. Which he had done quite successfully up until now. The tracker was pretty sure they were headed on the main path now, and wouldn’t run into many more side-routes. Whatever the Vindicare had wanted time to accomplish, he’d had it in droves.

    Either that, or he’d met a swift end without any backup to assist him.

    Either way, Eira didn’t really care. She had no love for assassins, even if they seemed different up close than they appeared from afar. They were still mon-keigh, emotional and not to be trusted. She would rather be somewhere else entirely than be chasing after this idiot on his fool’s errand.

    “Farseer, we are drawing near. Best keep low, lest we be spotted.”

    Eira nods and drops down to a crawl, matching the scouts as they slowly move through the dense underbrush. Mud smears the front of her armor, her arms. Eira isn’t adverse to getting dirty, but she certainly doesn’t like it.

    The scout holds out a hand to signal them to stop as he peers out into the clearing from the position on the ridge. After several moments, he motions them forward.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:18 No.17860901

    open. . .

    I know its Nothing.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:21 No.17860921
    You guys are bro-betraying dicks.

    Leave that shit shut.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)17:21 No.17860930
    Eira, disgruntled at having to go this far for a Vindicare, moves up beside the lead scout, and surveys the scene before her.

    The ship is clearly wrecked, massive holes opened up in its hull, slag pouring out. Melta bombs, most likely. Though how or why is a mystery to her.

    There are remains of several corpses, riddled with holes of varying diameters. Most are going to be completely unidentifiable, their heads having been targeted. Before or after death, she does not know.

    Several look like Vindicare to her, and she beckons her team forward, cautiously moving down into the slight depression as she looks for traps. There don’t appear to be any, though Eira doesn’t allow herself to relax.

    Yes, Vindicare. She would recognize those suits anywhere, and what remains of their masks.

    Eira puts her finger to her ear, contacting Eshwe.

    “What have you found, Eira?”

    “Eshwe. We’ve come upon the remains of a fight, no one alive in sight but I’ve sent the scouts to push out and check the perimeter. Seven corpses here. Did the one we’re searching for have any identifiable features? Not on the face, none of them have heads.”

    “Wait one.”
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)17:25 No.17860978
    Eira gazes around at the bodies, pushing aside several Exitus rifles with her feet as she flips each corpse onto its back. The bloodied remains aren’t quite stiffened at this point, though the blood has congealed and stained the sandy ground around the bodies.

    “None that I’m aware of, I’ll have to contact Max a different way, his communicator is inactive. Eshwe out.”

    Eira looks around again, scanning each of the bodies. She doesn’t remember much about that assassin, and doesn’t care to. Though if she discovers him, she can return to the base. Though she doesn’t exactly want to find him here, like this, she keeps looking.

    She spots something she recognizes. A human habit, one of their smoking sticks. Wretched things. Its clutched in the fingers of one of the Vindicare corpses, one of the headless ones. After a quick check, she confirms none of the others have any death sticks, and contacts Eshwe again.

    “Go ahead.”

    “Target confirmed, terminated. Returning to base.”
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:26 No.17860980

    if you ever get time for overtime after your school shit, i NEED to know what happened in this fight
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)17:28 No.17861018
    Tsk tsk Eira.
    That butt was _bait_ as part of a killing zone.
    Eight's not dead.
    Also, hasn't she seen him naked? Take the clothes off and look for recognizable characteristics, woman!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)17:30 No.17861038
    You gaze at the envelope in your hand as Rex bounces along the ground, his treads flattening the corpses of the Chaos marines underneath their massive print.

    Though you don’t know where that kid wound up, you don’t think he’d want you peeking at whatever is inside the plain white package.

    More interested in teasing your sister at the moment anyways, you place the envelope back inside the pouch. Eight couldn't have gotten himself into too much trouble. You hope.

    And now I've got to get this shit done but I'll lurk on my tablet and answer questions/whatnot while I work.

    Slowest thread yet, I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:31 No.17861047
    It's not him Papa, he knew we would try to hep him so he set it up. At first I thought all of them died, then I remembered that there were at least half a dozen, not six, more than six. So he kills em all and plants a cancer stick in a guys hand so he can slip away and be how he wants to be, unnoticed. Or one of them is a smoker.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:31 No.17861055
    Dammit, just finished reading now.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:34 No.17861075

    Well, they could definitely see how old the assassins roughly are, even from their bodies. At least if the other Vindicares really were somehow old.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:35 No.17861086
    >>Implying eight is dead

    Oh silly knife-Ear~~
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)17:36 No.17861093
    Naaaw, im just foolin round, gotta respect our bro's privacy
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:39 No.17861130
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    but papa said Eight was going to have a bad end, didn't he?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)17:46 No.17861195
    Thread saturday at 4pm est sound good? Can go all day with it probably
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:47 No.17861203
    I don't think it counts as 'all day' if you start at 4pm
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)17:49 No.17861219
    It does if you're only waking up after noon.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)17:49 No.17861223
    >> Iron Lung 02/08/12(Wed)17:49 No.17861225
    Ignore this.

    I'll be around, sounds fine to me.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)17:49 No.17861226
    I should be woken up by 4pm saturday, and it can go until 4-5 am so it counts as all day

    I think
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)17:54 No.17861255
    rolled 4 = 4

    Indeed. Unusual slow thread...I know why....
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)17:54 No.17861256
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)17:57 No.17861274
    rolled 5 = 5


    We need to fuel the HUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:03 No.17861329
    I just want to say, "Knight Commissar" is possibly the best title anyone could ever have.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)18:05 No.17861352
    I think interest is starting to wane, which is understandable with how long the quest has gone on.

    Which is why I've gotten these other two ideas. monster one errone is a half monster and there are plenty of males. I wanted to write something making them less cliche.

    story about witch ghost is more grimdark.

    ill do both eventually, probably
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)18:07 No.17861372



    And very sad, but might be true. But it boggles my mind why the interest is waning. I mean...it is a really good interactive story you are spinning there PapaN.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:07 No.17861375
    Thanks for the thread Papa!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:09 No.17861393
    Maybe it is your mood rubbing off? You mentioned you were running out of ideas. Or you may have been posted on a slow day in general. I for one, however, lurvs the threads!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:09 No.17861397
    interest may have waned because of school starting up again for everyone... i know i've missed a few threads cuz of college...
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:11 No.17861418
    being fair, early afternoon on a Wednesday is a rather poor time for a quest thread due to most people being in America, and thus having the quest right in the middle of the normal work or school shift.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)18:16 No.17861464

    That is even more true. Better time for the quest is weekday evening or weekend day/evenings in the US.

    While as a Swede that will severly hamper my chances to interact in the thread, it is ultimatly better for the quest and the threads if more people have a chance to partake.

    Oh, and more "unnecessary" rolls.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)18:18 No.17861477
    Yeah school is tough for me as well, 21 credit hours. I may just wait for weekends now or something for the new quest. I have too many things to work on and not enough time.

    Drawing of Esh is almost done, but not colored. If I wasn't so bad at drawing I'd post it. I probably will Saturday when I'm un-sobered.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:19 No.17861491
    aye, I didn't mean to suggest cutting off euro-bros, it's just that if you're operating at those times you're going to see a significant reduction in posters.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/08/12(Wed)18:23 No.17861539
    I agree.

    I totally support focusing on the ameri-bros for the sake of the thread and quest. I'd rather catch up afterwards than no thread at all.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)18:26 No.17861582
    well only 3 threads left anyways, not including overtime
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:29 No.17861606
    I don't want it to end.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:29 No.17861610
    Yo Papa-N, I'm that drawfag you asked to do some stuff for Heretical Love a few days/weeks back. I'm here, and in about 2 hours I'll be done with family events and be able to start drawing some stuff. Anything y'need?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:31 No.17861634
    goddamnit I always d'aww at the Helena and Frederick bits. Every time.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)18:36 No.17861687

    ill let everyone else request stuff, since their requests are always better.

    awesome of you to drop in by the way, Im trying to work on my drawfagging but I don't have enough time to practice.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:38 No.17861708
    Well, seeing as I don't follow your threads (Interested in that monster idea you posted though), I'm gonna need quite a bit of help getting the characters down right.

    But sure, I'll do some silly stickleg sketches of whatever people request today, and over the weekend I'll try and do some serious drawfaggotry.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)18:41 No.17861736
    although I would love a rendition of kaleshi or the twins
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:41 No.17861749

    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:43 No.17861762
    Say, what happened to the nurglette and the other demonette? I missed a few threads but skimming stuff in the archive, they seem to have never been mentioned again.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)18:44 No.17861772

    gotcha. if no one else does a request how about a daemonette of khorne with a chainaxe beating down chaos marines.

    monstergirlish quest should be fun, I'm excited for it and hopefully /tg/ will like it
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:45 No.17861787
    Good thing I bought a necklace of acid resistance recently.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)18:49 No.17861829

    Necklace of frost resist would help more. you'll get it when the quest kicks off and it will be funny
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:49 No.17861837

    They made a brief appearance in an Overtime a while back (I think it was the most recent one?)

    Other than that, they've been absent since the first party in the warp.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)18:49 No.17861844
    Have to agree with you Papa-N, twins and/or kaleshi sounds awesome, and I will admit to them being my personal favourites in this quest.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)18:50 No.17861845
    I'd personaly love to see a group shot of all the main characters
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:52 No.17861883

    seems like I should have acid resistance... unless there isn't going to be vore... The horror!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:54 No.17861901

    >Papa-N without vore.

    That's like suggesting a day without sunshine.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/08/12(Wed)18:55 No.17861918
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    Oh just my luck, I find the HL thread when I come back from a trip, and find it to be finished already without overtime..

    And equally bad, it seems nod quest 3 will be at a time I can't be active...
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:55 No.17861923
    So you mean most days in Russia?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:56 No.17861924
    Why do you think I was so horrified.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)18:56 No.17861934
    Wait what am I missing now?
    >> El_Nazgir 02/08/12(Wed)18:58 No.17861954
    Apparently 90% of the HL threads because I think there's only a very small number of them having the vore troll posts.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/08/12(Wed)18:59 No.17861969
    derp, forgot a "not"...
    > very small number of them NOT having the vore troll posts.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:04 No.17862039
    I might need a better explanation...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:06 No.17862061
    >new quest
    >sans vore

    hahahaha, can you imagine?

    Its just that the MC has more to worry about

    Pretty much every scene with Ra'alman (giant fish)?

    Guess you guys need a reminder next thread

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:06 No.17862076
    sorry, hopefully you can make the thread saturday
    >> El_Nazgir 02/08/12(Wed)19:08 No.17862094
    Yes, it's been too long since we had a decent troll post. And people actually dodged it here, I never would have expected people NOT to go for the
    >[ ] ???
    option at the eight letter thing part.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:08 No.17862097
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    >>mika and max meet helena and frederick
    goodnight papa-n.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:10 No.17862121
    /tg/ has learned, I may have to switch it up or something, I forgot to have a roll in this thread. meant to have one during abbadon fight but forgot.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/08/12(Wed)19:11 No.17862128
    I will, but only the first part. Irritatingly enough, I'm at my father's place this weekend and he has his network set up to disable internet after 00:30 am, and I live in CET time...
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:12 No.17862154
    Oh, hey Nazgir. Thanks for the advice about what to do with the Demon in the settlement. That was you...last night? right?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)19:13 No.17862164
    Back from church, ya sry bro, its the only time i can really do it since tomorrow i have guitar lessons and gotta make up some league games i didn't do last week, might have to make a Nod Quest twitter and better schedule quests dates and shit,
    >> El_Nazgir 02/08/12(Wed)19:13 No.17862175
    I shall expect the greatest vore-fest ever seen/read by humankind when we finally get to face horus or abaddon in the end (whoever our final opponent will be).
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:14 No.17862181
    >has his network set up to disable internet after 00:30 am

    Is he tech savvy at all? If not, find out how he does it and change it. My guess is the router settings, and if he isn't tech savvy it will probably be the default password. Just look up his router information and google the model and there should be info on it's default password/whatnot.

    If you have a smartphone its also incredibly easy to gain root access nowadays, and tether to a laptop.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/08/12(Wed)19:15 No.17862196
    yeah, that was me, I hope I was useful.
    Ah, no problem, I'll read up on it in the archives, but it still sucks I can't actually be there. Maybe I'll manage for one or two hours, but I'm not sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:16 No.17862216
    Ah,okay. Thank you.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:17 No.17862231
    Concerning the daemonettes, their introductory thread was more or less a choice of which one /tg/ wanted to focus on, and Kaleshi won it.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/08/12(Wed)19:17 No.17862232
    He does server and network maintenance as a job... I have 0 chance of ever getting through that myself.
    I'm not sure why he has it set like that, but probably to prevent people from staying up too late. And it is successful at that.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)19:18 No.17862236
    So what is the poll for Tonya, do you vote reprogram or kill, I vote reprogram
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:19 No.17862256


    No waifu left behind.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)19:20 No.17862264
    Slag the bitch.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:20 No.17862265
    Ah, yeah would probably be hard to out-tech him I guess.

    >try to reprogram, fail
    >try to kill, fail
    >get killed
    >void dragon vore thread
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)19:20 No.17862272
    da, i hope you'll be able to participate in it as well. Later down the road of NQ ima introduce new characters and right em up in Overtimes, specially with the Black Hand Assassin, he'll be a primary focus on the overtimes along with some GDI dudes.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:20 No.17862273
    Personally I say kill her, she crossed the line when she threatened the others.
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)19:21 No.17862283
    just checking in.... reading.... ONLY 3 HL'S LEFT AFTER THOSE I WILL HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD... attemting to commit suicide is a capital offense guardsman *BLAM*
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:24 No.17862315
    I don't get how yandere is appealing, we should stay the hell away from her as she is clinically bonkers.
    Though if it comes down to it, I think killing her is probably the best option, even after reprogramming I cannot see her playing well with others.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:24 No.17862316
    I could try to drag it out, but I don't think it would be fair to try. All good things must come to an end, eventually, and 25 threads is a decent number.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)19:25 No.17862335
    It's been a fun run.
    Out of interest, how do you think /tg/ will pick with regards to endings?
    And which is your favourite girl?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:27 No.17862352
    I think it will come down to Esh, Mika, Kaleshi, Twins

    Not telling my favorite until the end, don't want it to influence /tg/
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)19:27 No.17862356
    good point i guess we'll just have to savor it to the last drop
    >> colonel guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/08/12(Wed)19:28 No.17862368
    im thinkin either kaleshi or mika from what ive seen
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:29 No.17862372
    Will there be anything like "epilogues" for any of the other characters? Damn it, I need to know what happens to Eight after our story ends.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)19:29 No.17862374
    Thats what reprograming is for, she'd be not crazy, the killyness would be switched into protectivness, and it would extend to others we care about
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:30 No.17862395
    >not dead
    pick one

    Epilogues? ehhh... I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:30 No.17862396
    Ah, okay. I was under the impression that we chose all of them, but it wouldn't be heretical love without the railroadan' and trollan'.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:31 No.17862404
    Really? I agree with regards to kaleshi, but esh has appeared to be quite popular for a long time.

    Eight was getting a VN.
    I do agree about epilogues for everyone else though.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:32 No.17862425
    I don't think we can get rid of her jealousy, even with programming.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)19:32 No.17862429
    Not exactly a Tau fan (Pumkn Orks fo EVA!) mines Ailia, cuz lets just say i love me some greater goods, same for Nyx, despite her very few appearances in HL
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)19:33 No.17862439
    There has been an upsurge of mika support recently so you may well be right.
    Personally I'm hoping for Esh, Kaleshi or DE twins.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)19:35 No.17862454
    Probably gonna be esh, kaleshi or mika. I'd personally go for mika.
    Also kinda sad we haven't been able to get some orky love...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:35 No.17862462
    Epilogues? Someday perhaps.

    Last thread should wrap up as much as it can though.
    >> El_Nazgir 02/08/12(Wed)19:36 No.17862475
    Oh right, didn't realise the steam browser wouldn't have my name or my noko filled in...
    That's what I get for trying to play kingdoms of amalur at the same time as following a 4chan thread.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)19:42 No.17862542
    Are you going to take a break after HL? Or go straight into the monster girl quest?

    Did you see the other monster girl quest out of interest? Though the GM has put it on hiatus due to writers block...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:45 No.17862593
    Probably a short break, depending on school. These threads are pretty much my entertainment because poorfag. I've been writing outlines for monster and ghostwitch quests both.

    I've seen lots of monstergirl quests, favorite is Bizarre slime (mothafuckin bromont). I vaguely remember one being around for a few days when HLQ first started maybe? But I didn't follow it.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)19:46 No.17862621
    Yeah, that would be the one.
    It turned into amnesiac gentlemanly adventuring, and was remarkably good fun.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)19:48 No.17862649
    Oh, damn should have read it.

    This will be less fapfic-y than HLQ which will be trolltastic considering the setting. I just don't want to confine myself to the harem genre.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)19:54 No.17862726
    OP may start it up again at some point, if he does I recommend having a look at it, see how it differs to how you run a quest in the same setting.

    And that sounds good, will there still be OVERTIME? or was that an HLQ thing?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)20:00 No.17862787
    I remember his was fantasy, I think? This will be post-apoc and still hopefully humorous though not as downright crazy as this quest.

    There will always be OVERTIME
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)20:02 No.17862824
    Indeed it was. If its post apocalyptic, will that be fantasy apocalypse or modern day/near-future apocalypse?

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)20:03 No.17862843
    Modern with LIGHT magic
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)20:08 No.17862918
    This intrigues me, i'll defiantly be looking foward to this. I myself am planning after NQ to do a post apocalypse quest thread, though its set in the Fallout Universe
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/08/12(Wed)20:13 No.17862964
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    >Modern day monster girls
    Most definitely interested.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/08/12(Wed)20:18 No.17863028
    I'll keep an eye out
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)20:58 No.17863479
    wouldn't it be funny if max had a run in with a real commissar? like maybe commissar Fuklaw
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)21:03 No.17863561
    well I did want an angry marines appearance...

    still lurking just doing trukk stuff
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:26 No.17863910
    anyways, I think you're a cool guy, it's funny that we've talked in the past, but since I don't have a trip; I know who you are, and you have no idea who I am
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)21:31 No.17863976
    cool, only trip I've ever had and I've lurked since 05. been around for the other threads?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:36 No.17864041
    Yeah, lurked on and off, dabbled in drawfagging with a mouse and ms paint, trolled, abused people, dabbled in painting a few miniatures, you know. Average stuff
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)21:47 No.17864194
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:52 No.17864248
    so, what brought you to /tg/?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)21:59 No.17864346
    Warhams mostly, though I've always wanted to play some pen and paper stuff, just never had the opportunity. Also the best community on 4chan along with /sp/
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:59 No.17864349
    kinda went non-sequester there, yeah, been reading these Heretical Love threads since the 3rd one. It's like the romantic comedy to LCB's romantic drama.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)22:00 No.17864372
    Lol, never thought of it like that but yeah it kinda is isn't it
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/08/12(Wed)22:07 No.17864459
    >>got back from doin shit, suppose i'll chime in since i got nothing better to do for the time being aside from revising the stroy for next NQ
    I came here on 4chan mostly for curiosity's sake, which was like 2 years ago, first came to /v/ thinking hey, its about video games, lets take a look see... jesus christ how horrifying
    wouldn't be till early last year that i pick warhammer and eventually warmachines, thanks to my friends

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